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#523
jaylane0910: oh gross
e l i t e m r p: ?
jaylane0910: my cmoputer science teacher corrupted the word g-string for me
e l i t e m r p: heh
jaylane0910: she said she was writing her own string lib
jaylane0910: her name is Gioviana or something
jaylane0910: and she caled it GString
jaylane0910: and shes ugly
jaylane0910: and damn
#29444
<Procyon> I don't know the world around me!
<Procyon> I'm scared, and confused!
<DS> have you felt a strong desire to vote for george w. bush recently?
#31939
<DarthWolverine04> i'll tell ya one thing, us swim team guys arent given enough respect for a our remarkable ability to control our wangs in the presence of so many hot girls in bathing suits
#7050
<Necron> man, can't even start an op war in here anymore.
<Necron> :(
*** Necron was kicked by Conskill (Conskill)
<Conskill> Op war won.
#34231
<medium> crrj, i complained to my help desk last night at my class about not being able to use linux on their network
<medium> and i got yelled at for installing linux, they said "it corrupts laptop hard drives, it fills it with useless data"
<medium> lol
<GyPSY> lol
<medium> AND it kept booting to linux
<medium> and he said he couldn't boot from a floppy
<medium> because i had a bootloader installed (lilo)
<medium> even though in stark contrast on the boot menu, one of the options clearly says "floppy"
<GyPSY> haha
<+crrj-working> Sounds like you need a new school.
<medium> I agree
<medium> i am disappointed w/ the one i am at
* +crrj-working hands medium a clue-by-four and a clue-bat for applying LARTs with both hands.
Comment: Sometimes 'help desks' means the people working it need help.
#29525
<wwmrtww> great, lab partner calls me this morning
<wwmrtww> to tell me hes not going to be in class
<wwmrtww> cause hes going to the doctor about his drug problem :/
<wwmrtww> i KNEW that guy was tweaking in class one day
<wwmrtww> hell the whole class noticed
#30892
<@Flyp> !8 ChanServ give me butt sechs?
<@ChanServ> Flyp: No.
<@Flyp> !8 ChanServ pleeeeeeease?
<@ChanServ> Flyp: Not on your life.
<@Flyp> !8 Another time maybe?
<@ChanServ> Flyp: Absolutely not.
<@Flyp> !8 Seeing someone else, eh?
<@ChanServ> Flyp: Yes.
#3975
<ScumDog> my first BBS name ever, when I was something like 11 years old, was pothead.
<ScumDog> except that I was named after a local band, and had no idea what an actual "pothead" was
<ScumDog> so people were always like "Rahhh! 420 4-ever!!!" and I had no clue what they were talking about
#6871
Abyss: i deeply resent the use of the term 'purity' in any context with 'The Brothers Drunk.' :)
Phil: Oh I dunno. The purity of the alcohol is an important concept...
Dex: Yup, anything filtered through that many kidneys is going to have to be pure.
#22086
[Painless] "when I reach an adult runlevel and have /dev/son0 and /dev/daughter0 I'm gonna teach them safe hex"
#20
<Dr_DOS> My fish get scared of pizza boxes.
<Dr_DOS> They think they're giant borg ships or smth
<repp0r> Don't put an anchovie pizza near your fish.
#3565
<DMC[tiky]> talon: and dont get me started on your little "provicative" look in the bottom of the picture
<DMC[tiky]> look like someone put ginger ale in your vagina and you are like 'you silly little kitten'
*** DMC[tiky] was kicked by _Talon_ (God, you are so annoying)
*** DMC[tiky] (hi@pcp800792pcs.nrockv01.md.comcast.net) has joined
<DMC[tiky]> haha
<DMC[tiky]> talon is frustrated with my dmc face
#4905
<l0wkey> the women in porn spread so much all i can see are kidneys
#296919
<dd7> "erics laptop is all elite and shit he has a black console up all the time and he's always typing in these color coded commands i have no idea what he's doing on it"
<dd7> i didnt have the heart to tell dan i was just using a fancy irc theme
#6616
<@Jon^D> I used to pop on IRC at 13:37 for the pure novelty of it
<@Jon^D> and I'm not a loser
#12018
<brokengolfclub> you would agree, as all westerners do, that rape is wrong correct ?
<PlexisKarma> yes, unless filmed correctly
#49986
<ryan> that and the scenes shot in first person view mode
<ryan> me and my friend started laughing
<ryan> and he yells
<ryan> "oh wtf.... hes got aimbot.... now the fucker is wall hacking"
<Psykus> haha
<ryan> the 13 and 14 year olds that skipped school behind us were laughing at him
<ryan> so i turned around and threw the rest of my DOTS and yelled in a raspy voice
<ryan> "STFU COUNTERSTRIKE BITCHES"
Comment: discussing the doom movie
#14581
<@crystalis> I wish I had a vagina
<@crystalis> I'd keep stuff in it
<@crystalis> like car keys and stuff
#3833
<Sylffor> The Legend of Zelda for the NES had replay value with the Second Quest.
<TURBOMEAT> by that logic, every single game with Randomly Generated Dungeons has infinite replay value
<nitrifik_> I don't even think those have one-play value :o
#8120
<DisposableHero> is semen conductive?
<Iceman> DisposableHero: yes
<DisposableHero> (Iceman): fuck
#31803
<tangent3> george bush wants to send missions to moons and the mars
<tangent3> i think the search for weapons of mass destruction is getting desperate
#3630
<blazemore> omg i love this song
<blazemore> Now playing: Unknown Artist - Track 2 @ 128 Kbps. (0:47/3:24)
<Javi> blazemore: yeah, that's a bad ass song
#44122
<michael`> i mean the whole idea of the separation of powers is that each branch of government will be power-hungry and try to grab as much power as possible by subverting the other two
<michael`> and they all, in theory, work against each other to produce an equilibrium
<Nithos> Heh, so if you're locked in a cage with a ravenous wolf, all you need is a pissed off tiger in there with you to keep you safe?
Comment: #geekissues
#307222
<pawz> the other day.. when i turned up in town to service this client? i actually turned up in the middle of hte night and i couldnt check into my hotel until morning. so before i left i dropped 5 tabs of lsd, and by the time i arrived i was absolutely tripping balls
<pawz> i went into the park and stacked all my bags up and put a stuffed pikachu on the top and sat there chatting on irc for a few hours
<pawz> then i walked to my old university, and wandered around seeing if my old keycard would give me access to anything
<pawz> and gave people really bizarre answers when people asked me who i was and what i was doing there
<pawz> "why are you sitting outisde the refectory with a laptop and tablet and a pickahu plushie ?" "pikachu and i are auditing your network"
Comment: #68kMLA on chat.freenode.net
#3338
*** [SNiPeR] (invisible@pD951E3E2.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #efnet
<[SNiPeR]> got a problem...i wanna register a chan but chanserv doesn´t work