Random | Latest | Best | Full Site
#13195
<adam1> my gf supposedly has "issues" with me
<Hiroe> Heh, my ex didn't have just a few issues, she had a fuckin *Subscription*
#20275
<dsbnh> man... mailorderbride.com leads to nothing
<[GSF]Tomato> I should register that
<dsbnh> they have mailorderbrides though
<dsbnh> so its giving me the option to browse ladies 18 to 98, i think i'll narrow
<dsbnh> to like... 90 98
<dsbnh> the way i figure i can get the sexor but they will be dead soon after
<dsbnh> perfect match
<dsbnh> ZERO RECORDS
<dsbnh> nooooooooooooooooooo
#6393
<NyseriA> i just read a book i got for xmas
<NyseriA> its about a sea harrier pilot shot down in bosnia
<NyseriA> he is collected by a troops of SAS FACs
<NyseriA> and, let me recall, when they have to pull out he says...
<NyseriA> He smacks his SA80 down on the tabke
<NyseriA> and shouts
<Sureshot^> 'who fucking TKed me last round?'
#18274
<Storm> Ah shit theres a fire in the dorms
<Storm> Guess I should leave, brb
<Zekk> Hhmm.... that sucks
<Storm> Whew, it got put out
<Zekk> Everything OK?
<Storm> Yea, we are thinking about starting another one to get all the chicks out there in their underwear again =P
#53872
<snarffles> Jesus I am so damn tired
<snarffles> I could literally fall asleep right here...
<snarffles> werrrrrrrwre34334""%%^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
<mellomeh> wow, you have fallen asleep in a comic fashion on your keyboard and managed to press enter despite your 'head' hitting keys nowhere near it
<mellomeh> you've also managed to hold shift near the end of that
#76047
<@flamingspinach> what in the actual fuck
<@flamingspinach> is going on behind me
<@flamingspinach> on my roommate's bed
<@flamingspinach> he seems to be whispering randomly and moving around
<@flamingspinach> and one of his feet is significantly smaller than the other
<@flamingspinach> lol looks like I haven't been paying much attention to the world outside IRC
Comment: #machogang on popn.cjb.net:4400
#11986
<eg0e> I saw the movie Hackers on tv last night and it was pretty impressive. If I had any idea the file manager on a macintosh was a 3D city I would have bought one long ago! Is there a similar file manager for XP that can do that?
#1840
<Guilty> Me: "I think I'll send a message" | ICQ: Wait wait, wouldnt you like to search the web? The white pages? The yellow pages? Want me to check your email? Your stocks? On your dog? Look someone on your list has a birthday coming up oh shit go buy them a gift here. But first check your ICQ Pager(TM) and make a few internet phone calls. Go, do it, I'll be here, moving myself to random parts of the screen so I'm never in the position you left me
#17337
*** Topic is '#Animorphs: Part of a complete breakfast! Now with Vitamins A, B1, OMG and WTF!'
#14072
<geekster> i'm thoroughly tempted to put mandrake on this lappy
<geekster> think dad migh go ape when he boots it up at work next
<drochaid> LOL
<durnik> geekster - LOL
<geekster> it'll interface with the netware servers no problem
<geekster> but won't interface with my dad atall
#56475
<+PeterFA> I'm naked.
<+zinx> whoever invented text-only communication
<+zinx> ruled
#394
<blazemore> i hate when you're trying to own someone
<blazemore> and then you own yourself
#33841
<KArmA-> what's your stance on ldap?
<thalakan> uhhhh
<thalakan> it stays crunchy in milk?
<KArmA-> that sounds relatively positive
<thalakan> I mean, come on, you have to give me something more to go on here
<thalakan> If you're planning on using ldap for world domination that's one thing, using it for administrating your desktop logins is another
Comment: #bifemunix
#301226
<crschmidt> twitter is terrible
<crschmidt> but i use it as well
<crschmidt> i, in fact, twitterd from the altar, when I got married
<crschmidt> and 6 phones in the audience went off
#3849
<DMC[tiky]> the word rocks is funny to me, cause when i was a little kid in fox chapel, my friends brother told him GO SUCK ON A ROCK, so he did, and everyone crowded around him and watched him suck on this rock for like 10 minutes.............
#30141
<Astrodog[BTEG]> Woah.
<Astrodog[BTEG]> My bank issue'd me a credit card.
<Catgirl[BTEG]> Morons.
#54437
<xgamer04> I really hate MSN messenger. I wish people would use something else.
<DRAGONX6> I don't think it matters what chat program you use
<DRAGONX6> everyone's going to be away anyways
#96424
* Oddlot_P3 goes to grab some sort of food.
<FuzzyPlushroom> That reminds me
<FuzzyPlushroom> In ninth grade, I got bored in science class and wrote "Is Penis a Food?" on the table
<FuzzyPlushroom> I drew a two-column chart under it, "Yes" and "No"
<Oddlot_P3> Any replys?
<FuzzyPlushroom> The majority of tickmarks were in the "Yes" column
<FuzzyPlushroom> Therefore, in conclusion, I'm forced to consider the possibility that you're a flaming faggot.
#307007
< Neoinr> Bust a move
< Bucket> mo ve
#13393
<argol> Argh... There are a cuople of CD's i cant find
<[HaT]Mhor> Go look for em?
<argol> They are in another room
<[HaT]Mhor> Well.. look for em in there?
<argol> erh.. the whole room is filled with cd's litterally. you cant go into the back of the room without some climbing. and i suspect the cds are in the back. =(
#42758
< jnc> use someone else's underwear
< jnc> i mean
< jnc> bandwidth
Comment: #freematrix on irc.freenode.net
#307161
<jwgoerlich> As an aside, I get concerned when my wife says "let me set the mood with music" ...
<jwgoerlich> And then proceeds to play the Impossible Mission theme song.
#32814
<Capaneus> I'm still on "Learn FreeBSD in 24hrs" and I've been reading it for a week.
#7699
<DrShah> anyone know what them things are called that will let me fit a hd into a 5 1/2 inch bay?
<_8ight> yeah. screws.
#22024
<MrWhippy> it's raining, it's pouring.. the old man is... HOLY SHIT HE IS BEATING OFF! FFS THATS HORRID!