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#36815
<ducklord> I got banned for being norwegian once
<Rjx> say NO to .no
#298754
<FoH> If you make a glancing reference to those islands southwest of Alaska, is it an Aleutian allusion?
<FoH> If it's only an imaginary reference, is it an Aleutian allusion illusion?
<FoH> If it's difficult to reckon, is it an elusive Aleutian allusion illusion?
<Renee> and if its hard to put your finger on the imaginary glancing reference of riding a Spanish horse on those islands it is a ellusive Aleutian Andalusian allusion illusion
<FoH> And that's the elusive Andalusian Aleutian allusion illusion alliteration for the day.
#3132
<sQuEeDeN> so much homework
<Joshua> shoot yourself in the shoulder and tell them you had to go FIGHT THE WAR ON TERRORISM! instead of doing useless homework
<shift> ass
#32120
<GuyClimber> BRB? Where are you going?
<NawtyNice> I gotta go grab some nuts
<NawtyNice> Err, peanuts.
#28325
<Net Force7000> I am the Matrix.
<ChixLoveUnix> int joey[5][3];
<ChixLoveUnix> No, I am the matrix.
Comment: C++ humour.
#282
<Hatter> I was over-circumsized
<Hatter> the law suit is still pending
#40937
<t|to> what qdb.us really needs is a "vote negative on all" quotes button for the queue
#13033
<LilGCube740> are you from a dif country
<|STeReOtYpE|> portugal
<LilGCube740> u speak poor english
<LilGCube740> i speak poor spanish so its all good
#698
<kisama> amanda is the opposite of a normal computer user
<Amanda`> KISAMA IS THE OPPOSITE OF HETEROSEXUAL
#297184
<roxylucy> omg did i tell you what embarrassing thing happened to me the other day?
<hedgab> not that i know of
<roxylucy> ok. well, i was visiting my friend in the hospital
<hedgab> yeah
<roxylucy> and so i was leaving
<roxylucy> but in the next room, i noticed a man covered in machinery, shivering.
<roxylucy> and i thought that was sad, so i pulled the blanket up for him
<roxylucy> and, with his breathing mask on, says, "can you see if my testicles are black"
<hedgab> omg really?
<roxylucy> i tried to decline, but he looked so frail and desperate
<roxylucy> so i checked to make sure no one was looking
<roxylucy> and i looked at it and it was just fine
<hedgab> haha ok
<roxylucy> so i was like, "nope, none of it is black"
<roxylucy> and he takes off his mask and says, "can you see if my test results are back"
#49617
<seano> when I was 17, 17 year old girls seemed like the best thing in the world
<Scola> and they don't now?
Comment: #uiuc
#384
<bocz> i think ill be stuck to getting 2 sticks of 128
<bocz> thats 310 mb for a server
<Guilty> Kudos on finding the elusive 54MB DIMM
#310123
<@Sir_herrbatka> what is the best vi mode for emacs?
< wheybags> vim
< wheybags> alias emacs='vim'
< wheybags> (did that on a society server once as an april fools day joke :P)
< wheybags> and alias vim='emacs' too
< wheybags> one guy came on irc
< wheybags> "why is vim taking so fucking long to start up"
#51314
<Patr1ck> wait, why do you have a web cam?
<Patr1ck> there is no broadband here
<DarkSenay> i was supposed to talk with my GF at home
<DarkSenay> yeah, found out there was no broadband
<DarkSenay> and we broke up
#52148
<farlax> gardening was a pain yesterday...
<foam> Hmm, tell me about it
<farlax> I did the front of the house (shrubs), and the back (flowerbed)
*** Join: christ0pher (christ@otaku.freeshell.org)
<farlax> I started out by trimming my thick bush
<farlax> my BF asked me to do it... it was blocking his view
<christ0pher> you going into the porn business, farlax?
Comment: Context, context, context...
#6243
<`Brianne> stop it...youre making me feel all warm inside...
<`Brianne> oops wrong channel
#2353
<korb> anyone got a nuked vers of kof2000n??
<korb> anyone got a nuked vers of kof2000n???
<blazemore> quick, add more question marks, i think it's working
#47690
<Josho> i accidentally got too close to a pool jet
<Josho> and it gave me an enema
#309325
< CoJaBo> Well, found the Gmail April Fools prank- they now force you to use that stupid new compost form >_>
< CoJaBo> compose*
< yano> hah
< CoJaBo> ..actually, yeh, I'm calling it the Compost Form from now on ==DDD
#33841
<KArmA-> what's your stance on ldap?
<thalakan> uhhhh
<thalakan> it stays crunchy in milk?
<KArmA-> that sounds relatively positive
<thalakan> I mean, come on, you have to give me something more to go on here
<thalakan> If you're planning on using ldap for world domination that's one thing, using it for administrating your desktop logins is another
Comment: #bifemunix
#29317
<hypr> im gay
<J3anyus> appparently i'm gay now.
<hypr> fuck you, i was gay first
<J3anyus> we can be gay together :>
#50582
<zuri> They sell older versions of their antivirus in Spanish, that's why I use the one in English (well, it's not even for me, it's for my mom, I use Linux)
<stilist> sure you use linux... that's like saying you're buying a dildo `for a friend' ;)
#294485
<%First_Mate_Drak> I once had a girl get so sloshed that she hit on me.
<%First_Mate_Drak> And by 'hit on me'.
<%First_Mate_Drak> I mean 'picked up a chair and tried to hit me because she thought I was a pinata.'
<%First_Mate_Drak> That was a weird halloween.
<%First_Mate_Drak> In her defense.
<%First_Mate_Drak> I was dressed as a pinata. >.>
#29811
<Will> hmm i think it be time i put xp pron on this machine
<Will> xp pro
#307519
<Fax> have to say that's the first time I've had a guy get pissed that I'm *not* banging his daughter