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#1838
<Amanda`> I'm not taking a shower today.
<Amanda`> bastards in class won't know what hit them.
<Guilty> At least take a dip in the swimmin' hole
#2500
<Dekon> Florida is holding the election hostage until we quit sending old people
#7953
<gkm> mmm, me.
<garandou> glen - when you say 'mmm me' i can't help but imagine you rubbing your nipples
<gkm> mmm, nipples.
<gkm> i'm as happy as a little girl.
#3465
<f9|war3beta> These Mint Skittles taste like shit.
<Brentai> MINT SKITTLES?
<JDigital> f9: Tell me about it. Over here, we call the green ones "Excre-mint".
<JDigital> Alternatively known as "New car smell" flavour.
#310062
< eneasvva> I'm trying to do an variable global (with class type), I see that in C++ is made with a variation of singleton, but this variation is incompatible with BC 3.1 . There's another way?
< j4cbo> what's BC 3.1?
< eneasvva> borland c++ 3.1
< eneasvva> I just want to a global instance
< j4cbo> um.
< j4cbo> from 1992?
< eneasvva> yes
< j4cbo> this channel will tend to yell at you for using C++03 instead of C++11
< j4cbo> i don't know how best to work around bugs in your compiler that's old enough to legally get drunk
< jeaye> get it drunk
#8806
<moira> MY TEETH AR NUMB I BET I COULD BITE THROUH A CAR
#97738
*** qf2mquo has joined channel #uw
<chronomex> hi qf2mquo
<chronomex> why the unusual nick?
<qf2mquo> o
<qf2mquo> shit
<qf2mquo> that's my password
#55161
<incog> i wrote an encyclopedia on paraphilias and fetishes back in 2000, but i lost it in a hd crash
<incog> climacophilia is the best
<incog> arousal by falling down stairs
<incog> like how do you notice you have that fetish?
<rolloffle> and how do you have sex while indulging it?
Comment: irc.buttes.org #cockes
#38066
* Quits: crag-- (crag@202.154.72.136) (Dead girls dont say no)
* Quits: KiM (KiM@134.115.157.196) (going for a walk :p)
<@ShowDowN> that is sick
<@ShowDowN> we should ban him next time he comes in
<@nekro> yeah, who the hell goes for walks
#10880
<jorm> if you have to ally yourself with a subculture that likes bad music and shitty drugs, you might as well go with the one where you're more likely to get laid.
#8287
<Adiemus-Away> [GleebAway] Adiemus has returned from doing the dishes (Away for 1day 15hrs 23mins 39secs)
*** Adiemus-Away is now known as Adiemus
<Adiemus> damn that's a lot of dishes =\
#42152
<BobDragonslayer> The rabbi of said temple wanted to hear the south park song "I'm a lonely jew at christmas"
<BobDragonslayer> so a co worker and I loaded up Kazaa and tracked down a copy, complete with thevideo
<BobDragonslayer> so me, the rabbi, and my rather religious co-worker are sitting in the temple front office, and we start it up
<BobDragonslayer> and it's lesbian porn
Comment: #btc
#25015
EnjoiDug: lol so did u get into any of there computeres
Frondz2k: .. roflmao ;-)
Frondz2k: dude it doesn't let you get in..
Omghai: it just links you up to watch the show
Omghai: we are only lesbians...not hackers...
#55
<Sonique> you know you've just experienced an odd moment at 3:30am when you're completely naked making an away msg for aim and your dad (clothed only in breifs) strolls by, waves, and says, "i thought i smelled something. oh well, night!", and walks off
#55755
<GenericLoser> I know someone who wears the Apple-white earbud headphones, but doesn't actually have an iPod, nor any MP3 player, or even a CD player. He just puts the other end in his pocket and everyone assumes he does.
#52194
<eclipse> Ebonics are kinda like women. I don't understand either of them, but they're both kinda neat.
#28686
<Bank6000> What is the best way to approach a person who you are attracted to at a book store, library, animal shelter or football game shown on TV at a bar?
<CrustyNutz> You can do it put your ass into it!
<TheBrat> uummm personally just don't say some cheesy pick up line..
<xTrinityLuvx> yeah just be yourself
<speedracer> Kick her in the shin.
<speedracer> She'll remember you next time.
<Evil_Couch> zap her with a fucking tazer and then drag her back to your place
<Evil_Couch> by the time she wakes up, she'll be chained to your bed and she'll HAVE to love you or you'll cut her food ration in half.
#59503
-[A]lucard- [Global Notice] Dear whoever is talking to Nickserv about "death cheese of heaven" and "ok go now" .. your messages aren't going to their intended target.
Comment: irc.surrealchat.net
#20685
blade|uk: oh no
blade|uk: another AOLer
DONTGIVEU: uh yes
DONTGIVEU: who cares im not a bad aoler
DONTGIVEU: i do good for this room
blade|uk: room
blade|uk: haha
blade|uk: typical AOLer
blade|uk: it's called a channel
#14265
BeHeMoTh101 : i'm waiting for the right girl..... the kind that will have sex with me
#6572
(motardo): gay men are more likely to have homosexual sex than straight men
#240218
<MiracleBlue> I had the worst nightmare
<MiracleBlue> In my dream I was on the computer right
<MiracleBlue> And anyway, I was visiting a website and this pop up came up
<MiracleBlue> And installed malware on my machine
<MiracleBlue> And the porn king (you know that dude with the long hair and bald spot)
<MiracleBlue> His voice was coming from my computer
<MiracleBlue> Talking about porn
<MiracleBlue> I was like FUUUUCK
<MiracleBlue> And I immediately went to download.com and tried to download AVG
<Flawlessdave> That's not a nightmare. A nightmare would be if you were stuck with Norton
<MiracleBlue> Dear god
#80965
<Eidolon> one time
<Eidolon> someone asked me
<Eidolon> if you traveled back in time
<Eidolon> and masturbated your past self
<Eidolon> is that gay?
<PizzaBoy> now the question is, if you COULD go back in time, would you masturbate yourself? >_>
<PizzaBoy> and the BEST answer to that would be 'Only if my future self already did it to me'
#290414
<RobWrtchd> -8 is a great temperature, because it looks like an emoticon for what happens to your dick at -8
#46638
<fr_gment> If "pro" is antonymic to "con," what is antonymic to "progress?"
<blarg> WTF is "con-gress?"
<blarg> Oh, wait...