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#54568
<jkl> "This pornography-related article is a stub. You can help Wikipedia by expanding it."
<jkl> That's the worst pickup line ever.

#2396
(`zero)                    ,__      FISH RULE AT DICKSUCKING
(`zero)                    |  `'.       /  BECAUSE WE DON'T HAVE
(`zero) __           |`-._/_.:---`-.._ /     TO STOP TO BREATHE
(`zero) \='.       _/..--'`__         `'-._
(`zero)  \- '-.--"`      ===        /   o  `',
(`zero)   )= (                 .--_ |       _.'   (HURF DUH GILLS)
(`zero)  /_=.'-._             {=_-_ |   .--`-.
(`zero) /_.'    `\`'-._        '-=   \    _.'
(`zero)     jgs  )  _.-'`'-..       _..-'`
(`zero)         /_.'        `/";';`|
(`zero)                      \` .'/

#23642
<Supachikn> insert key thwarts my attempt at correct grammar once again

#310821
<stereo_> y'all have some daddy issues
<clockwrok> nothing could be father from the truth
Comment: #geekissues irc.efnet.net

#44362
<Raticide> make install
<Raticide> oi you people
<Raticide> get out of my terminal

#18333
Larry:  I'm to go eat.  People get hungry sometimes.
Juan:  I hope you put clothes on b4 you went
<30 mins later>
Larry:  fuck
Larry: that's why they were looking at me funny

#13200
<erisynne> he has a ctcp version fetish
<erisynne> he did it to me 7 times
<GreenMtn> did you lose your versionity?

#297499
[~binarybandit] What did the Buddha say to the hot dog vendor? "Make me one with everything."
Comment: #zomgwtfbbq, irc.p2p-network.net

#7745
<miche> I can juggle 2 balls at once!  :)

#18420
<Work|Calrathan> "there are 237,482 people in line infront of you. Do you wish to wait 525 hours to start your download?"

#295544
<Raisin> One of my friends was supposed to be getting back in shape starting today- no drinking, no smoking, and lots of exercise
<Raisin> He came over at 5 pm, already drunk, to tell me our gym date was off, then bummed a cig
Comment: #offtopic

#2230
<DAL9000> kalms isnt here! now whose leg will i hump? ;(
<SlasherX> hump michaels
<SlasherX> never seen him around. give him a warm welcome
*** michael__ has quit IRC (bye)

#5693
<uglykaka> uhhh AF is making thongs for 6-10 yr olds
<shaan> thongs?
<pagan> ya i saw that on the news, pretty funny shit eh
<_neil> jeez
<uglykaka> thats just wrong
<_neil> that's just wrong
<shaan> shake your pre puebescent groove thing
<shaan> they should market it as a "training thong"

#4110
<Ouroboros> Tang is as good as sex.
<ruiner> my sex isn't powdery and orange

#32204
<McBatt> I loved that cailis commercial durring the super bowl, too. Anyone see that? :D
<McBatt> Here's a brief summary: Is your dick not working right? Use Cialis so you'll be ready to fuck anytime within 36 hours after you take it. Side effects may include erections that last FOREVER!!!
<Tarvuz> that would not be good
<McBatt> well, duh
<heap> better then the side effects of olestra
<heap> i'd rather have permawood then anal leakage
<Tarvuz> with permawood you could cause anal leakage in others
<McBatt> hahahahaha
Comment: #fark on irvingnet

#11860
<Fozzie> why is it so hard to find a good windows font?
<Fozzie> bah
<Fozzie> what a craptastic os.
<dithi> you get what you pay for
<Fozzie> you mean the copies you buy are better?

#8249
* IllIIIllI (yujnfr@24.66.112.129) has joined #suicide
<IllIIIllI> any slut attention whores here need a man to make themselves feel important let me know i can be that guy if you aren't ugly/fat
* IllIIIllI (yujnfr@24.66.112.129) has left #suicide

#33188
porkbelly: jesus fucking christ
WidowMaker: pics?

#34526
<ljosa> CNN Breaking News: "Attack at wedding hall in northern Israel injures 20 people, five seriously."
<Selungen> CNN Not-so-breaking news: 500 people dead and 2000 injured in mud slide somewhere in China. Or something.

#2012
[23:41] (q-_-p) i'm doing a couple downtempo trax.. and just started a trance track.
[23:49] (q-_-p) man. these dumps take forever.
[23:49] (q-_-p) i mean.. wav dumps
[23:49] ~ q-_-p checks his drawers.

#4631
<ic0n0> i love the midwest
<NecroMort> ilke gurls with big fat titties.
<ic0n0> what does that have to do with the midwest?
<polar> you have something against titties?

#35590
<assbear> anyone want a hug?
<crsh> not from someone named assbear

#102
<Moot> wanna hizack AOL?
<Chrix> i already did, i made it a horrible isp

#41182
<J_MAN> what sex are you and how old
<Samsa> my name is Gregor Samsa, and I awoke this morning to find myself transformed into a monstrous vermin

#301229
< MacForker> Arg, my family is weird.
< MacForker> They just argued with me you can't serve pork medium.
< tonyola> conventional wisdom is that pork should be thoroughly cooked
< MacForker> Sure, 20 years ago
< CuriosTiger> Conventional wisdom is that pork from 20 years ago should not be eaten :P

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