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#7591
<JtHMx> not overly keen on a film that makes #warez-nz fanboys cry
<billa> you need to respect.
<billa> to scared youll break down
<JtHMx> no, too scared I'll waste a couple of hours of my life
<JtHMx> says the man on irc at 1am
#2261
<Saffio> I went to microsoft sales training
<Saffio> they gave it to me there [windows XP]
<eldee> Saffio: so did i.. they gave me a laptop case/bookbag thing and office XP pro :)
<eldee> Saffio: the laptop case is sweet... but it has "microsoft licensing agent" embroidered on the back of it... im worried if i wear it in public, i'll get assassinated
<kable> should have told them "no thanks, i downloaded the pro version"
#29448
<Atob> The internet's like the Bible but with pictures.
<Atob> And those pictures are of naked ladies.
#304896
<red_delicious> slenderbot, you're growing up so fast!
<SlenderBot> I'LL PREPARE A HUNDRED COFFINS.
#307492
<AB-Guest> How do I make my own Super Mario bros. 3 levels and mapps
<Kawa> 1) Get the right ROM
<Kawa> 2) Get a copy of a good SMB3 level editor. Take your pick.
<Kawa> 3) Use it
<AB-Guest> What is a SMB3
#309816
<slamm> this porn im watching is using guiles theme as the music
<slamm> its true that it goes with everything
Comment: #/g/tv rizon
#2338
* snag giggles
<eldee> for a fat guy you giggle alot
<eldee> or are you misspelling jiggle?
#22013
* dm` has quit IRC (Quit: There is no place like 127.0.0.1)
<HAW> which is sadder?
<HAW> That dm` has a quote from bash.org in his quit message
<HAW> or that I recognise it as being so?
#56152
• ~Delphy sticks a usb flash drive up his nostril.
(Deathwings) "new hardware found"
#926
(|Chris) i've blown enough snot out of my nose today to make a fucking bukkake film
#305331
<@swight> I walked by someone's office a few minutes ago
<@swight> her name was
<@swight> Anita Doody
<@swight> sounds like a kid asking to go to the bathroom
<@swight> I saw it, said it twice in my head, and barely made it out to the hall before cracking up
<@swight> I'm such a child :)
<@Rjx> hahah
<@Rjx> I'm keeping that one to use as a fake name
Comment: #geekissues@efnet
#1964
[01:33] (hilo21) ima looking for a site that seels amp
[01:33] (hilo21) ima looking for a site that seels amps
[01:33] (hilo21) iam looking for a site that seels amps
[01:34] (hilo21) I am looking for a site that sells amps
[01:35] (nexxai) how bout you look for a site that teaches english?
[01:35] (hilo21) fuck you
[01:36] (nexxai) Lemme guess, you'd kick my ass, but can't read the road signs to get to my house?
#11397
<zx64> ducktape is merely a physical manifestation of regexps
#310270
<McMartin> "Think of silver as an easily-portable cow that does not moo."
<McMartin> New favorite piece of clan 'advice'
<Loweko> the clan is having trouble with the concept of representative currency?
<McMartin> This is what happens when cows are your unit of account.
#139
<SWM> in my day the size of the average male penis was 4"
#31111
<efeX> I got an email off a clan leader today
<efeX> He offered me a "nap"
<efeX> with his "division"
<efeX> So im guessing im invited to some sort of nerd orgy
<efeX> Which quite frankly both fightens and excites me
<efeX> infact, bbl
#54839
<karaipantsu> augh
<karaipantsu> I've been up since 3 in the morning today, and needed some something to keep me awake, ya?
<karaipantsu> So I go to the coffee room, and I'm like, "Oh hey, a big bowl of sugar", and dumped a bunch in my mouth.
<karaipantsu> Non-dairy creamer. D:
#2875
<matts_> arto hates me, it's about time
<artoh8su> no, i dont
<matts_> oh
<artoh8su> i just couldnt fit artoh8suunlessyournameismatts in my name
#20688
<markogogo> Do you Americans know what a "Bubba" is?
<ptachka> yes, we elected one
#117
<CrazyDe> some dude on ebay is threatening to sue me for copyright infringement
<Guilty> Did you claim to be the Real Slim Shady?
#30475
<BosHaus> so far I've gotten $250 in the mail
<BosHaus> for graduation
<Defiant> Any girls?
<Rogue> His letterbox is probably too small for that.
#29924
<Ruberdukie> your bed is calling
<Starcraft> I’m not really that tired
<Starcraft> I started taking showers at night so i can sleep more when i have to get up
<Ruberdukie> haha me too
<Ruberdukie> i did that last year
<Ruberdukie> Well now I'M headed to the place which calls my name
<Starcraft> My bed?
#13567
<SarahS> You can remove testicles?
<Phenom6996> Yep
<Phenom6996> and breasts
<Phenom6996> It requires special tools
<ajplus1> yeah....a knife
#10968
<Gamblor> are you trying to play NES games on an SNES emulator?
<Gamblor> or perhaps on notepad.exe?
<RomminAvatar> listen gamblor. SHUT UP!
<RomminAvatar> YOU AREN'T HELPFUL!
<RomminAvatar> AH FUXOR! I WAS USING A SNES!! WORD OF THIS DOES NOT GET OUT!
#307214
<Superfoxy> I hate everyone
<Lexy> Me too! Wanna be friends?
<Lexy> Oh wait.