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#102982
<Crab> is it 2007 or 2008?
<Joshwang> 07
<Crab> k
<Crab> I AM IN TOUCH WITH REALITY
#39982
[JonnyS] anyone know if a stolen laptop is tracable if connectect to the internet?
[JonnyS] if i report my laptop being stolen, will the plice be able to find it?
[JonnyS] anyone want to buy a laptop?
#46021
[SewerBeing] masturbation leads to acne didn't you know?
[SavageBasher] which is why I don't anymore...
[Willkill1337] I have a clean face.
[Ryan0rZ] dude
[Ryan0rZ] just point it away
Comment: #oa irc.zirc.org
#31500
<Goonie> earthquakes are a good thing tho
<Goonie> it selectively removes old buildings and historical buildings so that new ones that are better can be built
<Goonie> natural selection for buildings
<Goonie> and then other buildings get demoted to historical and the cycle repeats
#13094
<SexcBlnde> I want a creamy chicken pizza
<Bart> yeah same! but I want meatlovers
<SexcBlnde> Hmm
<Bart> we could get half and half!
<SexcBlnde> ?? LOL like who will buy the other 2 halves?? ?;)
<Bart> you are joking right?
<SexcBlnde> ??whatttt??
#48960
<RoboCurse> like one time we were talkin about pregnant sex
<RoboCurse> and this dude
<RoboCurse> blurts out
<RoboCurse> "its like sex with a mini handjob!"
<RoboCurse> 6 people leaving dennys hungry.
#28312
<daenonok> i remember this one time, like two years ago my girlfriend (at the time) was trying to learn me...somethen, i wasn't really paying attention, but she said
<daenonok> 'if barbie was a real woman, she'd have to walk on all fours'
<daenonok> after like a minute of thinking i was like 'that seems like icing on the cake'
#308758
<p4plus2> VI VI VI THE EDITOR OF THE BEAST
#54995
<jared> GRAB YOUR DICK AND DOUBLECLICK FOR PORN, PORN, PORN!
<Pen_Pen> jared- It's not working. >:\
<Pen_Pen> All I get is channel info.
#29386
<Supachikn> can anyone offer advice on how to de-scratch a cd?
<Supachikn> both small, medium, and large scratches
<JohnMK> Meguiars #7 or somesuch
<JohnMK> groups.google.com it
<JohnMK> I bought something at Software Etc. or whatever that seems to work pretty well
<wildboar> yeah I know this guy that bought the big pro scratch remover machines
<wildboar> and I smelled the stuff
<wildboar> and I was like wtf that is the meguiars #7 showcar glaze I use on my car
<Supachikn> so just this car-polish and a buffing with a soft cloth?
<Seed> a little jizz on the cloth won't hurt too
<Supachikn> :( I'm all dry at the moment
Comment: #hydrogenaudio on freenode
#3984
[11:29] *** kiwix is now known as kiwiGF
[11:34] *** kiwiGF is now known as kiwix
<mightyflo> that was quick.
#70206
<Luuseens> i drank some espresso today.. the conversation went something like this -
<Luuseens> seller.echo ("Would you want me to add some water to your espresso?":
<Luuseens> me.echo ("No, ");
<Luuseens> //me.echo ("you dont add water to my espresso, ignorant bitch, cause then it becomes plain coffe.");
<Luuseens> me.echo ("thank you. :) ");
#30966
<TriviaServ> mus.1145. Music: Name the Artist/Band that recorded this song: Get Another Boyfriend (Martin/Rami) ?
<TriviaServ> 1st Hint: ********** ****
<SpAz> backstreet boys
<TriviaServ> YES, SpAz!!! got the answer -> backstreet boys <-
<SpAz> god i cant believe i jsut got that
* SpAz shoots self in face with shotgun
#78733
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<Caprisun> im gonna take a video of me fucking that girl he likes
<PS31791> O_O
<PS31791> that would suck
<PS31791> if i saw that
<PS31791> id be like
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<PS31791> from now on im gonna be gay
<PS31791> ...
<PS31791> Takumi... i can explain...
<Caprisun> XD
#23965
([CoP]Torn) We got a war tonight but no admin yet can someone admin us ~ CoP vs DeF Div 3
([CoP]Torn) We got a war tonight but no admin yet can someone admin us ~ CoP vs DeF in Division 3
([CoP]Torn) We got a war tonight but no admin yet can someone admin us ~ CoP vs DeF in Division 3
(@zapp) stfu kthx
(@zapp) dont spam
([CoP]Torn) who's kthx ?
#5020
<iban> when i was your age all i had was a mac, and photoshop
<iban> if i wanted an online gf i had to draw her
#52452
* Scott (~Scott@IMPERIUM-B1D5FEBA.dhcp.monr.mi.charter.com) has joined #g-masters
<Scott> !list
<Ricky> Scott Biao, you're information is being sent to the metropolitan Detroit EFF and CIA. Please remain connected while a trace ensues.
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<Ricky> :O
<Ricky> God damn, that was a good one.
<moo> lol
* Scott (~Scott@IMPERIUM-B1D5FEBA.dhcp.monr.mi.charter.com) has joined #g-masters
<Scott> !
<Scott> !list
<Ricky> Scott Biao, your information is being sent to the metropolitan Detroit EFF and CIA. Please remain connected while a trace ensues.
* Scott (~Scott@IMPERIUM-B1D5FEBA.dhcp.monr.mi.charter.com) has left #g-masters
<moo> o_O
<Ricky> Hahahah
<moo> do you know him?
<Ricky> Nope.
Comment: Paranoia is fun!
#53098
<zmeiat_joro> soo..is it dangerous to use audioscrobbler/last/fm if you listen to a few things you haven't actually bought
<orospakr> nah
<orospakr> I doubt it
<shen> it is!
<orospakr> is it?
<shen> I tried using audioscrobbler with some songs that I downloaded
<shen> and I fell down the stairs.
#2354
(nexxai) you don't know pain until you try and compile eggdrop on a 486
(nexxai) each line goes by, and you cheer because you weren't sure if it had frozen or not D;
#3858
<TURBOMEAT> my car caught fire.
<TURBOMEAT> I tried to flick a cigarette out the window
<TURBOMEAT> and it was only like 1/4 down
<TURBOMEAT> so it bounced off the window and went under the seat
<TURBOMEAT> 2 streets later there was smoke billowing out from under me
<TURBOMEAT> it landed on some paper
<TURBOMEAT> then started to burn the material under the seat
<TURBOMEAT> I wish someone had TOLD me smoking could be hazardous
#16387
<@MousePad> Mainframes never forget ;)
#306044
<@CiTay> haha... watching Science.Ch.Moon.Machines.5of6.Space.Suit... in the space suit, they had this "pee bag" with a condom-like hose leading to it. initially they had three sizes for the condom-like part, small, medium and large. but all astronauts ordered the large part, no matter the real need. so they renamed it to large, gigantic and humongous.
#56367
<FrozenTrout> I stubbed my toe
<Thorog> (This toe is a stub. You can help #sluggysquad by expanding it!)
#4285
<mightyflo> TP-PS2 667 Remote Control: Infrared Transmitter for PS/PS2
<mightyflo> "Put your gamepad away and watch DVDs with a wireless remote, just like the pros use! Yeah, pro DVD watchers, that's right."
<SukiPotato4> Yeah, I have my bachelors in law, but my masters in DVD watching
#7023
<Ac3d> think i should archive my pr0n acording to type (movie,picture,interactive,etc...), alphabetical (a-f,g-m,etc..), size, or genre?