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#9154
<Skitzo> fuck my image, i get off on huge horse wangs inside of human female vaginas
<Skitzo> esp when they fill with cum and it gushes out
<Skitzo> yeah
<Skitzo> bestiality :D
<Skitzo> this is what happens when you go to church as a child and attend christian private schools, folks
<Skitzo> <--------- end result
#2337
<blazemore> kof97, magical drop 3, neo turf masters
<blazemore> couple others
<Brazenhrt> Heh...Magical Drop.
<blazemore> magical drop 3 is great :~)
<Brazenhrt> I didn't say it wasn't.
<blazemore> brazenhrt: i didn't say that you insisted it wasn't.
<Brazenhrt> blazemore: I didn't say that you said that I insisted it wasn't.
<blazemore> brazenhrt: you said that you didn't say it wasn't awesome in response to my saying it was awesome, which thereafter i said i didn't say that you insisted it wasn't.
<Brazenhrt> Oh god.
<Brazenhrt> Never mind.
* PhorceP 's head explodes
#218044
<sward> “I found a box I can reproduce on”
* sward worries
#302037
<kkstrong> saying if my absolute max budget is $5000, how expensive of a car can I get :/
<incluye> $5000
#1346
* Sakura02 rips Brentai in half and stabs one half with the other half. >:(
#863
<rob`> where does an irish family go for vacation?
<rob`> to a different bar
#14761
<deltax> your not to smart
<SofaKing> too smart
<SofaKing> your not that bright yourself
#10911
<Xaotika> if i ever start a band, remind me to call it MY ASS.
<Xaotika> then you could all come watch MY ASS if we ever perform on stage.
<Xaotika> MY ASS will rock your world. i'm sure.
#88639
<Apollo> lmao, that reminds me of when ryan had the INCREDIBLE plan to submit a quote to bash. The gimmick was that each time it was rejected, he'd add another line and resubmit it until it was accepted XD
<Trinexx> how did that turn out?
<red_ryan> well, its been over a year and they still havent moderated the third attempt.
#57180
<taxman> Okay, I seriously don't know how this could happen.
<taxman> I woke up this morning and went into the bathroom to piss
<taxman> One of my nostrils is really itchy and so I grab a piece of toilet paper and blow my nose
<taxman> When I look at it, there's a fucking EARWIG amidst a sea of snot
<Rintin> rofl
<taxman> So I shout in surprise, "Holy fuck! How in the hell did that get up there?!"
<taxman> I drop it in the toilet, flush it and open the bathroom door, and my mom and wife are standing there, staring at me with their mouths half open.
<Rintin> holy shit lmao
<taxman> They haven't stopped making fun of me about it. So I'm here. :/
#36286
<Coldy> "Sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak"
Comment: leet quote
#23973
<Selphie> oic I remember Cherice but she does not remember me~
<@Cherice> yea i think i do. it's just nothing good
#297067
<prime_> if java really did garbage collection the jvm would uninstall itself
#37252
(Deranged): Bah, working without a day off screws up the week.. I don't know what day is what.
(Syntax): Weds
(Syntax): I think
(Deranged): Is it?
(Syntax): See that little thing in the bottom right corner of the screen?
(Syntax): With numbers on it?
(Deranged): the time?
(Syntax): Hover your mouse over it
(Deranged): tuesday
(Syntax): Wow
(Deranged): Cool, I didn't know it did that.
(Deranged): :/
#113649
<dewdude> last time i made chili it was on a sunday
<dewdude> and i was in the store, 9 in the morning
<dewdude> buying a six pack
<dewdude> and chili mixins
<dewdude> and people were like "have you no shame?"
<dewdude> and i'm like "it's for the chili"
<dewdude> once i told the stuck-up old lady in her church clothes the beer was for chili she shut-up
<dewdude> then her husband was like '
<dewdude> "what kind of peppers you usin?"
<dewdude> ... bastard took my chili recipie
#283998
work : I've been playing linegae2 for 5 years
3610 : I've been working for 5 years, I have a house and two cars
#8807
[Chocolate_Jihad] ahh depth perception she is harsh mistress
[Chocolate_Jihad] so much good but at such a great cost
[Darkure] you mean to your dignity?
[Chocolate_Jihad] unfortunately
#861
<rob`> <Satanic0> vai toma no cu filha da puta
<rob`> _________________________________________
<rob`> I'M GETTING HACKED FROM BRASIL
<rob`> HELP ME
#138
<BlackDeth> ITS SLOW AS A 30 FOOT SHIT COMING OUT OF AN ANT''S ASSHOLE
#8674
<jamesm> fear the day when the president sends an icq message to the loser saying 'eye fuxx0red j00!!'
#50589
<Calathar> i'm playing civ2
<Calathar> get this
<Calathar> the japanese will kill me if i don't give them mathematics
<Calathar> YOU'RE THE FUCKING JAPANESE, YOU'RE BORN WITH IT
#296967
<Pryoidain> The higher the IQ of the individual...
<Pryoidain> The more they enjoy watching a robot drive into a wall at top speed.
#41472
<nightjade> I actually had a constant 6.66KBPS download once. It never changed, I was scared shitless.
#301628
<pnbeast> How do you feel about neural networks, HappyHobo?
<HappyHobo> Is that like Amway?
<pnbeast> It's almost exactly not like Amway, HappyHobo.
#1013
(iMike) i dont trust that britney spears has areolas that big