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#44161
<Areku> No wait, you don't understand
<Areku> I'm the incest guy here
<Areku> *nicest
<Areku> ... BAD typo
Comment: gaming.windfyre.net #SN-Sync
#11368
<+ChiMP> WHATS GAYER THAN ME AND STARTS WITH AN N!!?!?
<@miz> nothing
<@miz> :o
#21583
<MikeSee> what OS does windows run on?
#33776
* RSX-2003 has joined #futuremark
<RSX-2003> lol omfg...
<RSX-2003> my friend might get suspended from school
<RSX-2003> she's enrolled in child developement, so she has to work with the special kids on campus
<RSX-2003> and they had their own dance, and my friend cintheia was the DJ
<RSX-2003> and she put on the song by black eyed peas called "lets get retarded"
<the_stick> LOL RSX-2003
<gfjgfjgfj> LMAO
<RSX-2003> if she didn't start laughing she probably wouldn't have gotten in trouble
<Stonefish> You don't want to know how much I'm laughing :)
Comment: #Futuremark
#11892
<lb-> They kept telling me I couldn't talk to a doctor.
<lb-> I was like "Well, I drank a good amount of my own pee. I'D LIKE TO SPEAK TO A FUCKING DOCTOR."
#19972
HolyViper7: do i go outside and run, despite the fact it is 100 degrees fahrenheit and sweat my fucking balls off.....
HolyViper7: or do i sit inside and look at porn?
HolyViper7: toughie...
Lotach: tough decision
Lotach: either way you get sweaty
#4603
<Thrasher> What drugs should be used to increase statistics in my game?
<Ear> Well, beta-blockers would have a positive effect on accuracy, but a negative effect on strength.
<Ear> Acebutolol hydrocholoride, alprenolol hydrocholoride, atenolol, labetalol hydrochloride, metoprolol tartrate, nadolol, oxprenolol hydrochloride, propranolol hydrocholoride, sotalol hydrocholoride are the beta-blockers banned by the IOC.
<Thrasher> ...Remind me not to ask you for help again.
#8993
<Tron> damn non-geeks taking over the digital domain!
#46506
<treb> what if the compy freezes?
<@Gertie> Get it a blanket?
Comment: #cam, irc.drivemeinsane.com
#46012
<turtlecrap> yeah soon the whole of irc will be flooder by shit dribbling
<Pen_Pen> turtlecrap must be lagged badly.
<Pen_Pen> Like six years.
#11978
<mertine> at least he didn't get KICKED OUT OF SCHOOL for STABBING A TEACHER WITH A POCKETKNIFE BOOZ
<melvin> booz stabbed a teacher???
<Gabooz> HE STARTED IT
#20518
<Falkon> My dreams always involve talking on IRC.
#32479
<janedidit> when i was 17 i was babysitting all day for my aunt who had a two year old kid who was just a completely fucking spoiled brat
<janedidit> i was trying to get him to go to bed, after a 30 minute struggle with him, and i was sitting on the rocking chair watching the simpsons
<janedidit> when the fucking asswipe BIT MY ANKLE
<PickeL> LOL
<janedidit> and i screamed "YOU LITTLE BRAT I'M GOING TO KICK YOU LIKE A FOOTBALL" then my aunt walked through the door and was screaming at me saying "WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY SON?!"
<janedidit> i replied, "your little turd just bit my god damn ankle!" and she shoved me out the door and was like "i'll call you when you grow up!!"
<janedidit> then a week later i called her and said, "okay i haven't grown up yet but i'd still like my pay."
<janedidit> i've got a $45 check in my pocket and a little scrap of paper that says "i've never gotten along with my sister, but now i've got a reason not to talk to her anymore, thanks."
Comment: janedidit was babysitting for her aunt
#8806
<moira> MY TEETH AR NUMB I BET I COULD BITE THROUH A CAR
#29437
<Lepper> i rode my bike for 2 hours today.. w00t
<Lepper> my legs are getting so much stronger
<splice> thatll help when you have to run away from girls
#448
<Acero> man, i got a cramp in my leg when i was wacking off last night
<Acero> i need to stretch or something
#62761
Xop: Hey, I'm smooth when I want to be.
Xop: Fuck, I just cut myself.
#21733
<CommanderStab> <Poppins> lets vote on whether it should be a democracy or not
<CommanderStab> You DID realise how stupid that was before you said it, right? ^_-
#26420
vupat03: oh well, i should start getting ready for bed
Gig103: does that mean "a quick game of bf"
vupat03: i'm gonna try BF quick on here with the additional memory
vupat03: wow
Gig103: LOL OMG i was kidding
vupat03: that was sad
#48628
<timmo> i wonder how many child slayings are actually people coming back in time
<timmo> saving us from the next hitler
#40749
<lonely_soul> Lol my little cousin,went on the pc one day,and he decided to type in his moms name,and a porn site came up, lol and he's like MOM! why do you have these pictures on here,and shes like thats not mine! and hes like well it says its your site,its your name.:P lol he still thinks its hers.
<Hurricane> Whats her name?
#7762
<TFA|Swoop> I hate being on 14.4..
<n> hah
<chao[i]> ha
<chao[i]> are u kidding
<TFA|Swoop> I can't do anything but talk in irc..
<TFA|Swoop> bored out of my fucking skull
<chao[i]> lets quake swoop
<chao[i]> yeah
<chao[i]> TFA|Swoop was pummelet by chao[i]
<TFA|Swoop> Ok
<TFA|Swoop> I'll start a server.
#1529
<AlexChiu> Brent: Oh yeah. Well, would you have felt better if I hadn't told you about it and you got hit with a noxious stench upon prying off a girl's dry, crusty panties?
#29906
<ZyKl0n> my uncle died on saturday
<ZyKl0n> :(
<ZyKl0n> I don't understand it... he was 43
<ZyKl0n> I hope I don't die when I'm 43
<j0sh> sux to be himi
<j0sh> did he die on the toilet
<j0sh> ?
<ZyKl0n> no... dropped dead walking up a driveway to an auction
<ZyKl0n> just keeled over
<j0sh> ROFL
<j0sh> did u take pics
<j0tun> OMG
<j0tun> what kinda question is that?
#5755
<@zartik> i just banned someone from #freebsdhelp
<@zartik> and he msg's me:
<@zartik> -06:46- [ hegemon ] So I have nobody to turn to and must go back to Windows.
<@madog> should be nice and unban him, thats evil to make him use windows =<