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#32482
* somniloquy streaks through the channel, just to see if anyone's awake
* Raist GAHS and covers his eyes. "The goggles! zey do nothing!"
#310042
<JoeCreates> I've a question about memory pooling
<icetooth> add that chemical that turns leaked memory blue so you can track down the source
#42060
<Saikouro> they are showing a program about Analsex on discovery right now!!
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<Saikouro> ROFL
Comment: #sushi
#7968
<Second-Child> spring rolls? isn't ben vegetarian?
<tef> maybe he doesn't count cat as meat?
#50475
<Rohoho> dude
<Rohoho> your not gonna believe this
<Rohoho> some bastard is picking my mangos
<Ranju> go fuck him up
<Rohoho> brb...
<Ranju> kk
<Rohoho> WTF
<Rohoho> he fucken hit me!
<Rohoho> with my own mango
#1545
<peng> Guilty and I never had dealings
<Guilty> Remember that time you were lonely and couldnt find any new Brittney porn
<peng> which time
<Guilty> And I hadnt gotten a haircut in a while so my golden locks were flowing
<Guilty> And I happen to have a tight red jumpsuit...
<Guilty> And well, you know
#31800
<felix> what is asl?
<felix> asshole?
#28740
(HamWork) worst thing you can do while walking to the bathroom when you have to shit real bad: SNEEZE
#26340
<+Camus> im palazed!
<+Fleebis> Palazed?
<+Fleebis> Paralyzed?
<+Camus> yea
<+Camus> close
<+Camus> kinda
<+Camus> i just type in the first letter
<+Camus> and hit a couple keys
<+Fleebis> oh, i underktnjd
#881
<|scar> Girlfriend pregnant error, [A]bort, [M]arry, [I]gnore ?
#1784
<D1> on call for help, they ask this guy for the type of modem he has, so he tries to be a bigshot and says, "YEAH, I HAVE AN INDUSTRY STANDARD ARCHITECHTURE MODEM, I THINK IT'S PCI."
#32574
<L33tKrew> MY HAMSTER IS SO STUPID
<L33tKrew> he keeps climbing the bars
<L33tKrew> and falling off
<Gothic_CatGirl> Hamtarooooooo
<L33tKrew> then repeats
<Kupo> your hamster will never get to be a lawyer now!
#210496
<Menacer> You'll either need to look in your owner's manual (or the aftermarket stereo manual) or pull the radio out and look.
<Tain> hmm ok
<Menacer> unless the aux ports are front-mounted, of course.
<Tain> menacer: it's under the thing you pull out that's all metal and when you put it on your skin it hurts
<Cpl_Ethane> tain: that's called a "cigarette lighter"
Comment: #raspberryheaven
#38016
<Mech> well if you live with Fearincognito rent+utilities will be like 200 a month
<Twisted> wow i can cover that with one weeks pay
<Mech> and it's always good to have a couple thousand saved up just incase
<Twisted> yuh
<Mech> Like your car blows up or something
<Twisted> dont fucken touch my car
#125172
<davy> remember when braveheart came out and everyone said you can't have mel gibson playing a scottish guy cuz it wont be realistic?
<davy> well look at him now
<davy> an alcoholic racist
#35898
daito+> it's bad
daito+> when a girl calls me
daito+> and i don't pick it up
daito+> cause i don't feel like having sex today
Sephiroso> is she ugly
white_0men> nah
daito+> no she is hot.
white_0men> wtf
daito+> and i've slept with her
white_0men> don't feel like having sex
daito+> i just don't feel like doing much
daito+> there is this discovery channel show on the bermuda triangle on at 9
daito+> and i wanna drink coffee and watch that
#16702
<azrael69> wtf did i really start typing Oasis lyrics AGAIN?! i gotta cut back on the intoxicants
#8923
<Celery533> I have single handedly programmed applications which corporations have purchased from me.
* LS * Maur prefers to type double-handedly :)
#42786
<ToxicNed> Went to pick up the double pack of GTA3 and GTA:VC, and some woman was going to buy GTA:SA for her 7 year old. She asks me if it's appropriate for kids, so I pointed out the M rating on it. She still appeared to not get it, so I explained that there's strong language, violence, drug trafficing, gang warfare, and sex with prostitutes in the game.
<ToxicNed> So she looks at her son and says "I don't know if I should get this for you..." but held onto it anyway. As she's walking towards the front of the store, I hear the kid say "But I won't fuck any hookers, Mom."
Comment: #offtopic
#8357
<Allen_Schezar> Poptarts is kinda like Popstars but with much more punch, flavor and, oh yeah, sex appeal and intelligence :D
#56036
NowImNothing9194: when's vista comming out?
r3u28d87y: like end of the year
r3u28d87y: its supposedly a piece of shit too
NowImNothing9194: i hear there's "flavors"
NowImNothing9194: like business, home, office
r3u28d87y: and they all taste like shit
#1807
<Fry> Well my beard was a first commander in the Camanche Army !
<JDigital> ...
<JDigital> No he wasn't, Fry. You lied to impress us.
<Fry> Bah...I am ashamed...How did you catch me ?
<JDigital> You misspelt Commanche.
#1955
<Chis> anyone have any files in digital format?
#16045
<|Rain|> whoa neat
<|Rain|> the windows 2000 background has a silhouette of a man jumping off a building from frustration
#7206
<Bane> they PROMISED they'd call me
<Xzibit-A> bunch of fucken users
<Bane> that's what i say
<Bane> i'm nothing but two holes and two hands to them
<Bane> *sob*
<Bane> just a cum receptacle