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#3588
*** da-guvnor (~tonto@pc2-stoc4-0-cust224.mid.cable.ntl.com) Quit (If girls are made of sugar & spice......why do they taste of fish.)
#25181
slurpee: got p2p?
Arcane: p2p?
Arcane: are you asking me for drugs?
#4249
<Altoid> patience, young skywalker
<DeX`> but that leia bitch wont put out!
<DeX`> shes got those huge danishes on her ears to hang onto....
<Altoid> mmmm
<Altoid> danish
<Altoid> you fuck her, I'll eat the ears
#301336
<allesklar> So I went to the bar. Asked for a drink Haitian style. The bartender looked at my funny, I said Shaken, not Stirred
#761
<Martes> I gotta stop sleeping nude with my window open
<Martes> no one exciting comes in anyway
#46377
<LordYoshi> what button is page down? I've pressed everything
<Master> The "Page Down" button.
<LordYoshi> oooooo
<Master> Insert Home Page Up
<Elazul> HAHAHAHAHAHAAH
* LordYoshi feels like a dumb ass
#8982
<Fern> dag. some guy in NY hit 19 people with a buick regal. I wonder if there's some sort of bonus round for that.
#5604
<neo[soul]> people cant take jokes anymore
<neo[soul]> this lady at work brought her dog in
<neo[soul]> and i stared at it and said "yummy"
<neo[soul]> and she got scared and walked off
<neo[soul]> fucking idiot
#26422
<Fidel-> 1 kid sacrificed, in order to make 1 million gamers laugh
<Fidel-> i think its a fair trade
#39055
<DreamDemon> i got an awesome Bon Jovi/Vanilla Ice remix
<DreamDemon> weird i know but its really good
<MeRCedEs> i love those mixes
<DreamDemon> Living on a prayer
<MeRCedEs> mashups
<ct> where's the puke icon when you NEED it?
#61941
<cmdr_sm> should i add 10 years of missionairy work in africa to my cv? :)
<Nibbles> do it.
<Nibbles> I will add my idle rpg level to mine.
#23976
[+BIoNYX]: asking me if i'd go to an 8 o'clock class for any reason but a test or quiz is like asking me if i'd rather eat a piece of pizza or cut my nuts off with scissors
#12118
<BurntAsh> i just know the shit has officially pissed me off beyond belief, ive had it up to here ^ with that place screwin with me
<@tmbg> BurntAsh: three words:
<@tmbg> Rocket Propelled Grenades
#30979
<@Huntress> couldn't avoid laundry any longer, ran out of undies
<+Kaelic> what? how?
<+Kaelic> all you need are like 6 pair to last a few months...
<@Huntress> HUH
<@Summoner> TMI Kaelic TMI!
* +Raven puts on his gas filters and scientifically pokes Kaelic with a probe
<+Kaelic> don't worry, I'm not wearing any right now
#1580
<no_soul> i snorted Ajax
<no_soul> i almost died
#23912
<Alfador> 103. What is the fear of light known as ?
<DeeCee> liteophobia
<pentium166> sunophobia
<Shrubey> irc
#38322
<@ill_fill> jesus christ was a gangsta rapper
<@ill_fill> they killed him once and then he came back and make a platinum album
#8008
<space> got any good tunes to spare?
<ToRMeNTeD> tons
<ToRMeNTeD> what kind
<space> whatever
<space> im easy
<ToRMeNTeD> thas what Im listening to now
<space> lol shit i got no speakers yet brb
<ToRMeNTeD> askin fer music wif no speakas
<ToRMeNTeD> sprocket what are we gonna do wif you
<PsyHawk> like a blind man asking for magnifying glass
<ToRMeNTeD> classic
<space> heheh lame award
<space> im like that fucker sent me blank tracks
#32495
<VariQuiz> fuckers
* VariQuiz is now known as Varitek
<somniloquy> arsemunch
<dionysian> dicklick
<Varitek> cuntbreaths
<dionysian> testicularwaste
<somniloquy> goatrimmer
<Varitek> fucknuggets
<dionysian> analclenches
<somniloquy> wankstaves
<arch-w0kr> kakwheels
<dionysian> pubiczirconia
<Varitek> chuffchuggers
<somniloquy> jizzguzzlingbitchwhores
<arch-w0kr> chodegobblers
<Varitek> jismlickers
<Varitek> I must admit, I like 'pubiczirconia'
<dionysian> Varitek, you would like pubiczirconia
#75184
Clay: Once again I'm moving, and my internet access will become spotty again
Clay: I'm currently writing to you from an internet cafe here in Japan
Clay: ... why are there tissues in this cubicle?
Clay: ... why are there ads to porno web sites in the men's bathroom?
Clay: ... why do i think I should have brought a tarp to sit on?
#33217
<Fenris> My mom found me perusing bash.org and looking up quotes about incest, and was like OMG!
<Fenris> Now she actually goes there regularly to make sure there aren't any new text words that have been searched for
<Fenris> I saw her looking at the site yesterday, and was like, "WTF??"
<Fenris> And she said she was just checking to see what kind of stuff I look at online.
<Fenris> I swear, someday I'm just going to rape that bitch.
<ctone> ...
<ctone> now theres a quote for bash.org
<Fenris> Don't you fucking dare.
#311061
<KateLibby> and no, im not iliterate, my parents were married
#29236
(@Nichole): ascian gets sassy when she drinks
(@ascian): haha i read 'gets easy'
(@ascian): unfortunately both are true :(
#118435
<Lemmy> : no body like's an grammer nazi.
<Harbinger>: *Nobody
<R4dbutton>: *likes
<@Voyager> : *a
<Shakur> : *grammar
<cyclic> : *Nazi
<Lemmy> : ...
* GrammarNazi ;-p
#56641
mjl69> 98.5% of dna is considered to be junk dna with no known purpose. maybe it's xml tags.