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#76659
<@Ho0chie> i had awesome nerd moment with flat mate earlier.....
<@Ho0chie> ...he threw me a packet of crisps and they fell on the floor...we looked at each other and he said 'oh man, packet loss'
#21109
<Danarchy> I'm glad that with my small penis, I'll always be gentle with the ladies
#141584
<Crucius> I had the best race home from work today
<Crucius> I pull out from work on my motorbike, and theres a guy on another bike right next to me, who sees me and like takes off
<Crucius> so I take off after him, and we're like dodging in and out of traffic hard out
<moxie> lol
<Crucius> and we stop at a set of lights, next to this guy on a scooter
<Crucius> lights go green and we're off again
<Crucius> doing like 120ish in a 50 zone
<moxie> lawd
<Crucius> get to the next set of lights
<Crucius> and like a minute later, the guy on the scooter arrives agaibn
<Crucius> lights change, and we're off again, but we get hed up by a big assed queue of traffic we cant get past
<moxie> D:
<Crucius> so we're sitting there waiting
<Crucius> and the guy on the scooter goes by in the cycle lane
<Crucius> and we just hung our heads
#28965
<[Piratez]> lol i had ice in ma glass, i left it for a while, i just took a look at the glass and i was thinking, 'who the fuck stole ma ice'...
<[Piratez]> go figures where it went :)
#25612
<Tracer[Quoting]> a friend of mine told me once that he is so unlucky that if he would fall into a barrel of nipples, he would come out sucking his thumb
<eelhovercraft> The concept of a barrel full of nipples frightens me
#4236
<SaeNoDa> but I wont
<SaeNoDa> i mean, whats the point in cheating, right?
<mightyflo> winning?
#270335
<@[midas]> I remember calling the Nintendo Tip Line once for Castlevania II though
<@[midas]> Some spot where I had to crouch to make some stairs appear got me stuck
<@[midas]> I still remember their old phone number
<@[midas]> 206-885-7529
<@[midas]> I don't know my sister's birthday, but I remember the Nintendo Game Assistance Hotline
#57407
<SC> holy fucking shit today sucked
<da_boot> why? beer_supply:Boolean == false?
<SC> No not that. Some family was staying here till' they move out.
<SC> They have a pet mouse. Long story short, pet mouse escapes...
<SC> Pet mouse wonders into the bowels of my HP K Class server (a 6x SMP machine, ~150kg).
<SC> SC turns on K Class mainframe. Mainframe spins up EBM Blower turbines.
<SC> Mainframe complains that the rear blower is under-speed.
<da_boot> omfg
<SC> No more mouse. Just gibblets. Nice, juicy giblets. Family isn't too happy with me ;_;, death by HP mainframe.
#37533
--- Garf!giancarlo@kabel.telenet.be has quit: "Life calls!"
--- Garf!giancarlo@kabel.telenet.be has joined: #vorbis-talk
<NullC> Garf: Wrong number?
#25161
<FFChatter > est ce quelqu un sait comment on fait apparaitre le menu triche dans FFX??
<Drago> Anyone speak French?
<FFChatter > yes me
#33809
<Rjx> you'll find that
<Rjx> if someone takes your nick and you ask for it nicely
<livewireo> they shit in your face?
<czechreck> And rub it in
<eltaco> they'll laugh and never change their nick?
<Rjx> i hate you all ;[
#305793
<jenni> i should apparently empty my sofa more often
<jenni> i found a laptop i didn't remember i owned
#37751
<Fuzzi-Fox> Mox: us gay guys have a high council we report to monthly, for every full conversion, we get a toaster.. you ever wondered why most gay guys homes -always- have a toaster with bagel smart (tm)?
<Jamorum> Wow...Damn...I'm straight and I want a toaster...*pouts*
Comment: #LiveYiff
#61111
<farce> i was at a strip club and this hot little mexican girl showed me she was lactating
<feti> and you're like, put that shit back.
<farce> hell no.
<CJB2K686> you sucked ?
<farce> hell yeah.
Comment: efnet/#php
#11647
<Hydrac7> We're desperate to get rid of it
<Astroboy> so desperate you will give it away for free?
<Hydrac7> People around here are too poor to get ripped off by me
#129406
<@matt-o-rama> i told somebody on youtube to "euthanize yourself"
<@matt-o-rama> they reply "that only works for dogs, stupid"
#189
<chernobyl> flash isn't going down. flash is putting java out of business
<chernobyl> how long has XML been around, and no one's moving to it
#4428
<happy> the neat thing about java is that it's so slow
#181649
<@vap0r> a friend of mine got out of jail after being in for 10 years or os
<@vap0r> so
<@vap0r> a young guy
<@vap0r> he had no idea abou tthe internet at all really
<@vap0r> this was years ago
<@iNToIT> and now he wants to have sex with you?
<@vap0r> nah hes still straight
<@iNToIT> lies
<@vap0r> but it was just weird
<@vap0r> he ended up getting on the internet
<@vap0r> and the first thing he searched for was latino girls
<@vap0r> and it blew his mind
#28709
<Stikes> I HATE fighting with gf online gah
<Sylan> easier to ignore her. =)
<Stikes> dude..im buff..
<Stikes> and she can kick my ass
<Tha_Burner> just go offline and tell her aim fucked up
<Stikes> she knows my ip and would just ping me or something
#300781
s42: I was ranting with my friend about how nonsensical it is for so many people to play Farmville on Facebook... how growing imaginary crops is a waste of time when there's no real goal.
s42: When I realized I play MMORPGS...
s42: I probably do more farming on the internet than fucking farmers do in real life.
#6418
<suchness> my ear wax is pure black!?!?!?!?!
<suchness> WTF
#23401
<mrT> how was spain mr lox
<loximus> fantabulous mrt
<mrT> did you feel homoerotic in the huge spanish crowd
<loximus> totally
#280960
Yan: This one time i was at a girlfriend's house
Yan: Spent the night there and everything went well
Yan: It was like 11:30 and we were in her basement and i was tired as hell so i told myself ill nap for like 30 minutes and then leave
Yan: I woke up and it was like 7:30 am. So i wake the girl up, she freaks out and asks why the fuck am i still home. She then tells me to leave and get out quick by the window.
Yan: Great idea except i had this oldschool Datsun 510 track ready that was so fucking loud i couldnt leave with it.
Yan: She wakes her parents up and tells them i slept over and nothing happened bla bla. Her dad comes out of the bedroom.
Yan: This guy is BIG ex military deep voice just plain scary. Looks at me and says "hey come to breakfast with us" i of course just wanna bounce. He insists and says "whats wrong? Had too much desert last night?"
Yan: I don't even know how i left after that.
#56605
<sphex> I hate trees so much. just.. standing there.. like JERKS.