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#54444
DarkBio Azriel: GOD!
DarkBio Azriel: WHY CAN'T MY STUPID CAT OBEY ME.
Lyon Darkheart: God's themesong.
Lyon Darkheart: And Ned Stark's.
Waddacku: It's a cat. They don't obey, they order.
ToasterStrube: Beacause it's not a dong Az
ToasterStrube: *dog
Lyon Darkheart: *snicker*
ToasterStrube: damn that was a bad typo...
Waddacku: It's not a dong, it's a pussy?
#41862
<edward> they said that kerry didn't show much emotion, which is the same thing they said about gore
<edward> why do they need an emotional president?
<drochaid> so that he's crying when he pushes the button
#9595
<Sunil> Theoretically, if I were to know your password, what would it be?
#16818
<Nago> hmm... my coke tastes a bit like flesh...
#92466
<@Davey_Rootbeer> what the FUCK
<@Davey_Rootbeer> i am flipping through channels
<@Davey_Rootbeer> and pokemon is on
<@Davey_Rootbeer> and team rocket is running away from something
<@Davey_Rootbeer> and jessie is saying "next time wwe get a pokemon to defend us in court, it better be a nosepass"
<@Davey_Rootbeer> which is a pokemon that is a giant nose
#37034
* Masked_ninja sneaks up behinde Guest85523 and shuves the sword thro its neck and goes back to hiding
* Masked_ninja ruds behinde DameDesu and jumps on his head andtwists his head in a 180 dregge angle and jumps off
<Masked_ninja> runs*
<Mayseth> Oh please.
<Mayseth> Don't start correcting spelling errors now
#10945
<@Ded|> filled another glass of wine while I was at it
<@Ded|> oh damn someone else just pulled up w00t party on
<@oak> its me
<@oak> i'm there to slap you for drinking boxed wine
#299613
<Stormscape> Yo dawg we heard you like Macs so we only put one pedal in your car
#300759
tfpen: kind of ironic that a "full service ad agency" outsources their site
tfpen: unless this is your employer...
nomercy: my entire career is doing websites for people who say they do websites
#1201
<RevSlidey> a baby seal walks into a club
#2512
<`michael> pink floyd - wish you were here is the best goddamn song
<w3nisT> i disagree while it is a very good song I think the donkey kong theme song is better
#30864
<FireEgl> *I* have guacamole flavored Doritos.
<FireEgl> They always make my poop green. =)
<FireEgl> I'm like my own Playdough Funfactory.. I get to pick what colors come out! =D
#295793
<D-Myze> I was speaking to a girl the other day, who was like "have you seen 2 girls 1 cup?" I was like "uh, no, have heard of it though" she was like "it's not so bad the second time" I was like "second time ?!"
#33990
<orion> i HATE
<orion> the beastie boys.
<Amanda_> Their talent is INTERGALACTIC
<Amanda_> Saying you hate them is a form of SABOTAGE
<Amanda_> GIRLS are always huge fans
<orion> ....................................................
<Amanda_> Looks like you need some BRASS MONKEY
#1114
<@Spidey|> http://www.facethejury.com/profile.asp?user_name=coralshay
<@D1> OMG! MOM?
#114682
<+Anonzz> Lord-Frost: here is a challenge for you then...
<+Anonzz> I'm hard yet soft, I am coloured yet clear, I am fruity and sweet. I am jelly. What am I?
<&Lord-Frost> gay
Comment: #/b/tv@rizon.net
#20513
(`dM`): I took a girl on a date to a lan party.. she seemed throughly bored
(DaMuppet): lol
(doggie^): hahaha
(DaMuppet): omfg dM
(DaMuppet): you;re joking
(DaMuppet): pls tell me u r
(`dM`): no. = I'm not joking. it was an impromptu lan party. and then the guys started trading porn
(`dM`): it was downhill from there
#15445
<BillDcat^> bah, i find most 'religion' to be big business, if i wanna support that, i go to Mcdonalds, where i can at least eat
<[y]> early morning theology
<[y]> film at 11
<BillDcat^> lol
<BillDcat^> ya
<generator> so you worship ronald mcdonald and all his value meals?
<[y]> i know i do
<BillDcat^> pretty much, that way i can have my scripture & eat it 2
<BillDcat^> it's easy to believe in , if you can afford it
#14318
Bug> (That really happened to a friend of mine. Her pitbull used her friend's dildo as a rawhide bone..)
#301599
Jingleboy: Love how the Business version of Vista has "have fun on your PC" unticked
#38705
* chupachipmunk touches his heart... area
* TallestSilver tries to touch her heart area, but smacks her boob instead
<TallestSilver> Ow....
<chupachipmunk> Hah
* chupachipmunk can touch his chest without hitting boob
<TallestSilver> FUCKIN' BOOBS! I'LL TEACH YOU TO GET IN MY WAY!!!!!!
* TallestSilver slices off her breasts with a rusty dagger and tosses them away
* chupachipmunk hand Silver some hydrogen peroxide
<Lucifer> yknow, that reminds me of something...
<Lucifer> you've all heard of the Amazons, right?
<chupachipmunk> They are the ancient all-female race who patented one click shopping
#62436
<Omi> When I have kids
<Omi> And they say the boogie man is gonna get them
<Omi> I'll tell them not to worry, that me and the boogie man have a deal.
<Omi> He wont eat my kids as long as he gets his milk and cookies
<Omi> Then they'll think Santa is the boogie man.
#3591
<Slant> ....
<FutabaAoi> i see your ... and raise you ..
<FutabaAoi> !
<Slant> four baby.
* Slant shoots FutabaAoi for cheating at the '.' table.
#23839
<manmanandboyboy> date syllabus check
<d00fus> dinner, movie, then snuggling
<munbty> carnival, cotton candy, and then moonlight stroll
<soccy_pants> drugs, rape, 2 hour police chase
#10793
<CrushWork> hes got that "im a barbarin caveman who eats snails and says ooga booga" style look to him
<Jed> "I'm a barbarian caveman that eats snails, says ooga booga and lays cable for a living"