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#2175
<boozie> during my nap i farted underneath the blanket and i almost killld myself
#28680
larry <AUTO-REPLY> : sleeping so i can go to harlem 2morrow before werk... if im not at work by 12ish... call for NYPD help... code 412... white boy lost in harlem
#8965
*** gamingsloop0r is now known as sloop
<@sloop> parents
<@sloop> fs
<@sloop> when u leave home remember this important lesson
<@sloop> on a sunday
<@sloop> when ur not doing anything
<@sloop> phone them
<@sloop> or
<@sloop> they will phone u when ur busy
<@sloop> and expect a 1 hr conversation
<@ronin\dm> well it is fathers' day
<@sloop> oh shit
<@sloop> brb making a call
#44622
<toadclipper> u on mac?
<Sliquid> it's next to the y
<Sliquid> same as windows keyboards.
Comment: aolspeak
#18741
<Bludshed> dang
<Bludshed> my eyes hurt today
<Bludshed> ive never had to sit at the computer with my sunglasses on
<Bludshed> before now...
#7966
(CitizenC): I spilled my ashtray all over my computer earlier today.
(CitizenC): Son of a bitch.
(CitizenC): Took forever to clean up.
(CitizenC): At least I don't have to empty my ashtray now.
#44162
<&Segosa> :(
<+Mikal> Turn that frown upside down.
<&Segosa> ):
Comment: #sysnode @ irc.sysnode.org
#1276
<meretrix> as far as i'm concerned, a cute girl is a cute girl.
<meretrix> even if she's a guy.
#298774
<todd> so uh.. where can I get pdf files of my books for class?
<todd> ECONOMICS
<todd> Unit Price: $214.30
<todd> because that is some shit right there
<compguy> the economics lesson has started already, I see
#38222
<Eurakarte> anyway I know this stuff because all my computers' network names are "keyboard symbols in the top row that start with the letter a"
<Eurakarte> there's asterisk, amphora, ampersand, and accent
<Eurakarte> if I need another one, addition
<MooseKuh> eura
<MooseKuh> that is the geekiest thing i have heard
<MooseKuh> in my entire fucking life.
#3101
<Soopa> everyone hurry up and get banned so we can troll some other channel
#305413
<+Meow> what's the alternative to html tables?
<+slew> html chairs
Comment: irc.p2p-network.net / #zomgwtfbbq
#310109
<shree> there was a hackerspace in london
<shree> it had IP video cams, that you could point at different stuff, through the website
<shree> I used to go on there
<shree> watch the people
<shree> especially at night - some of them slept there
<shree> they would know I was there because the camera moved
<shree> some of them would cover it with stuff
<shree> it made me feel less lonely though
<shree> I felt like, them covering the camera, is real interaction in a way
Comment: #/g/sicp on Rizon
#32820
• +mirthy throws geru into the deep Xenogears ocean!
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#19137
[E-vangelist] I was walking through the mall today and everywhere there are
posters advertising Britney Spears brand ROLLER SKATES everywhere
[E-vangelist] I wonder which pharmecutical company is anxiously awaiting the announcement that her cherry's been popped so they can start selling Britney Brand Birth Control pills
#28940
<Jay> the only annoying thing about Perl is there's always at least 10 ways to do the same thing =)
<Ashley> and half of those make absolutely no sense when you come back to the code 30 minutes later
#7790
<zyrowan> when I have a fiance
<zyrowan> I'm going to get "Will you marry me?" tatooed on the back of my balls
<zyrowan> and talk her into a rim job
<zyrowan> it'll be soo romantic
#11433
<EC> bikeracer doesn't understand biggles
<fet> no one does
<biggles> my hairdresser understands me
#36265
<tobaki> haha, my mom was listening to the new lenny kravitz album and she was like "wow, lenny sure sounds angry"
<tobaki> then he started getting violent and my mom was like "oh my god!"
<tobaki> then she took the cd out of the player and saw that it was my brothers "distUrbed" album
<tobaki> the sad part is it took her 8 songs to realize something was wrong
#9961
<CWO_LEADER_XPUNK> He wants to be klined, I dont wanna know if thats a sexual thing or what
#13600
<Mort-Hog> How do u spell Encylop(a)edia?
<Flirbnic> Insyklepudier
#303571
<CoJaBo> There was a moth icon on a site I just visited.
<CoJaBo> I thought it was an ad so I mousover'd to adblock it.
<CoJaBo> And it FLEW IN MY EYE D:
#32776
<Olafsson> grr.. my little brother spilled soda on my keyboard and his.. luckly I keep a spare behind the sofa.
<MitchShrader> a spare little brother?
<Olafsson> keyboard.. that is
<MitchShrader> oh. i could see going thru little brothers regular if they spill soda on keyboards..
#26347
<mef> American Scientists Finalize Plans To Construct Artificial Tri-Force;
<mef> US Declares War On Ganon
<mef> http://graphics7.nytimes.com/images/2003/06/28/weekinreview/29over.slide01.jpg
#12949
<boarsai> funnily enough it took me a few minutes to realise my pen didn't have "alt + z" capabilities...