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#7375
<Philgone> also what is wrong with keeping your penis in a woman
* Philgone strokes his cabbage patch doll
<Philgone> toasty warm
<BFG> is her name cynthia veronica picklesbury?
<Philgone> no.. roland
#416
<McAnarchy> people live in utah??
#306479
<Dr_Pressure> What's Forrest Gump's Password?
<Dr_Pressure> 1forrest1
#11839
<cyxxwirc> Soui's ass is able to compile C
<cyxxwirc> that is pretty godly
<rogueWRC> not when he core dumps
#5406
*** Swish changes topic to '"I never pirated it....it was donated. by the file fairy. I put a blank CD under my pillow..."'
#30402
<@burzzzzzz> i must be drunk
<@burzzzzzz> i wanted to know what time it was
<@burzzzzzz> and to check if my arm pits smells
<@burzzzzzz> so i sniffed my watch and looked at my arm pit
#20606
<D{-_-}J> how do I fix my card info?
<Stally> i think you have to run command.com and enter deltree C:windows
<ChrisAcky> wait there il try that cuz my netdraft has been fucking up a bit
* ChrisAcky has quit IRC
* _Acky has joined #mtguk
<_Acky> eek
<_Acky> !!!!!
<Stally> what happened
<_Acky> stally what was that, my computer has gone into dead mode
<_Acky> i had to grab a laptop
#3338
*** [SNiPeR] (invisible@pD951E3E2.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #efnet
<[SNiPeR]> got a problem...i wanna register a chan but chanserv doesn´t work
#35796
* Bekka reads about a guy who took five years to publish his web site
<takkaria> it must have been a very slow connection
#73
<ooze> take a hot swedish chick from behind, bend over to her ear. and whisper "i have aids", then try to keep your penis inside of her.
<ooze> thats swedish rodeo.
#43377
(@Someone): <\³
(@Someone): erm
(@Someone): <\3
(@core`cappiez): How the fuck do you get a superscript 3, and a regular 3 fucked up.
(@core`cappiez): The superscript isn't even on the fucking keyboard.
(@Someone): lol
(@Someone): it is on mine
(@core`cappiez): Fuck you, no it's not.
(@Someone): i guess you dont have a german keyboard as i have
(@Someone): 3³ its both on the same key
(@core`cappiez): Who the fuck buys a German keyboard, are you retarded or something?
(@Someone): well you cant buy any other keyboards here in germany.
#33944
[Marc^]: hahahahaha
[Marc^]: been moaning that i dont have a desk and have to type on my lap
[Marc^]: got a massive desk this morning
[Marc^]: and just realised
[Marc^]: i'm sitting here with the keyboard on my lap :/
Comment: #tekheads
#53205
<Ren[Spriting]> Mike Tyson only made one contribution to society worth giving.
<Ren[Spriting]> His NES boxing game.
<Retro> he bit somebody
<Retro> oh
#16504
<Clitlover> I am not into that.
<Clitlover> How about roleplay?
<Nikki21[woaHOTTY]> ok
<Nikki21[woaHOTTY]> i'll be the dungeon master
#40755
<Crispy> New Studies show that an American's attention span is
#39011
<Shadow> 1337 translates not to leet, as many people suspect, but actually to retarded.
#50435
Panther: Play Civ4 until my eyes bleed.
Panther: Then wash them out and play some more.
Xeno: ...
Xeno: =( damn all I'm gonna do is have tons of sex eat pizza and watch anime..
Panther: X.x
Panther: You win.
Xeno: ::bow::
#10828
<MeTh|pizzza> ack! i think some1 is tryin 2 break into my house! i just saw a kladder go by the window...
<ddrfreak> really?
<MeTh|pizzza> in other chan...
<ddrfreak> somoene is trying to break into your house in the other channel?
#86748
<datagram> he's half japanese half vietnamese
<datagram> which means he'd be 1/2 okay with me saying gook
<Lordnynex> thats a reasonable mathematical approach to racism
#19992
<Leimy> I would have thought apple would have called the kernel
<Leimy> "Sir Quigley Topper Middle Bottom's Fantabulastic Contrapulaption"
<RangerRick> it has to be acronymorific if it is to be oft repeated =)
<RangerRick> if not, it will be acronymorifified shortly thereafter
* RangerRick enjoys making up new wordulations
<Leimy> Henrietta Pussycat from Mr. Rodgers calls the kernel " Meow, meo meow kernel meow"
#43685
<cmantito> money is no object!
<warfreak2> yes, it's a class that has no instances
#42479
<Les> i hate life
<Les> i want to remove it
<borderlineerotica> it cant be that bad
<Les> from others
#10737
<kas> did you getta message from Mike last night?
<kas> he msged you on aim
<SDMF> he msged me?
<kas> i put in big bold letters
<kas> JOHN ITS MIKE LETS CYBER NOW
<kas> and yur roommate answered
<kas> and was like who's this
<kas> and ize like
<kas> Johns cyber boyfriend, Mike
<kas> is he there?
<kas> i wanna cyber sooo bad
<kas> yur roommate blocked me or signed off
#299783
<ctburley> bacardi grand melon tastes like something
<ctburley> but watermelon it does not.
<ctburley> however
<ctburley> the burps taste like watermelon
#11658
<gigatron> fett
<gigatron> anyone
<gigatron> did u get jk2 yet
<Hydrac7> I'm trying now
<Hydrac7> on eDonkey but it's slow as hell
<Hydrac7> expect me to code it faster than it will download