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#299780
< fawkesmulder> the only thing impenetrable to hackers are vaginas
#1987
<dr\gonzo> dance like nobodys watching
<dr\gonzo> work like you don't need the money
<dr\gonzo> jack off like nobody's home
#6019
<kubba> it's ok to blow a deadline inventing a time machine, because you can
always go back and invent it on budget
#18125
<eleven> hitler
<eleven> that fucking jew
#307980
<+Stars> man I always feel bad when I install X on a new system :(
<+Stars> it's like I am ruining it
#16908
<endura> fuck women, I got me a national geographic and a bottle of gergins hand lotion, I'm fucking set for the next 10 years
#325
*** Signoff: meredith- (Random number generation is too important to be left to chance)
#22117
<noddy> this nekkid gurl is a cutie
<noddy> she's very nekkid now
<noddy> and playing with a carrot
<noddy> or a dildo
<noddy> not sure
<Mortarion> remind me never to eat anything you cook
#9209
<Disco`Stu> fat girls need loving too
<kodos> someone has to take one for the team
<kodos> i vote its luke
<lukeiyo-e> damn you fuckers
<lukeiyo-e> alright.. someone pass me a torch
#3351
<Wes> Anything good coming on TV tonight?
<kolby> maybe nWo will return
<Wes> Anything good that doesn't involve dudes in their underwear slap-fighting so they can get a new belt to wear to the Gay Pride Parade?
#28739
<+n0th1ng> after sex like 3 times a day with a girl, jacking off is really gay
<xcp> no, having sex with a guy is gay
#48575
<VVelox_w> hey all
<VVelox_w> why would a memory address ever be negative?
<Heero> because it's depressed
<Heero> I mean, who isn't now a days
Comment: #freebsd on ECNet
#8645
<dr_rotcod> if my computer were human it'd be a limbless retard
#30519
<MS|D3m0n>: I had a really cool dream the other night and when I woke up I tried to click View Source so that I could put it on my site
#25185
<Morelos> i think i want the rtfm shirt
<maxracer> whats rtfm
<Morelos> maxracer - i suggest you rtfm to find out
<maxracer> man rftm?
#34571
<Rjx> I had indiviual therapy for a while, but I stopped going
<Rjx> she would say "tell me what you're thinking"
<Rjx> and I would be honest
<Rjx> I think it was when I dissected the word "therapist" and got "the rapist" that she thought it wouldn't be beneficial anymore
#11043
(@|shot): directX 8.1 any good?
(@landje): i havnet pld it
(@ICEMAN): dirext X isn't a game
(@landje): what is it
(@landje): if any;one puts that in their quit message i'll feckign kil ythe,
#62061
Greatgreen: I'm going to fail :(
NumberGuy: think positively
Greatgreen: I'm going to fail :)
#44863
<+Sprunk> I think the world should be run by a panel of scientists and kindergarten teachers
<+Sprunk> scientists know all the facts and kindergarten teachers know how to treat everyone fairly
#11169
<klerck> I've been wearing my immortality bracelet for a month, and I haven't died yet
#301267
<segosa> hey guys, let's write a befunge program
<segosa> i'll go first
<segosa> > v
<shawnz> ^
<shawnz> oops
#29939
<ckjesusx> reppy poses as a elementary school crossing guard
<ckjesusx> only the other side of the street is the back of his van
#18436
* oddjob throws a rubix cube at jitspoe
<jitspoe> ow
* jitspoe looks puzzled
#13570
* oWildKard waters the o at the beginning of his name... maybe in time it will grow to a beautiful @
#6843
<Logan> What kind of router takes 30 minutes to "cycle."
<glasnost> i think we all know the answer to that
<Logan> I don't think they're using an NT box for routing.