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#12317
<gorilla> ANY GIRLS HERE
<Lan> yeah, wanna cyber?
<gorilla> YES
<gorilla> HOW
<Lan> sorta like this
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<Lan> a little to the left
#11715
<Yogurt> Action Half-Life - "To counter Action Quake 2's speed and fun, we've included slow gameplay and the ability to fall down on purpose."
#82
<Guilty> Check out who used to own my new IP's
<Guilty> ArabIRC Network
#8618
<Inflex> Oh my lord
<Inflex> This is so wierd.
<Inflex> In fact, it's wack.
<Noonan> what is
<Inflex> Non engineering classes.
<Inflex> They're like 40% chicks.
<Noonan> heheh
<Noonan> sometimes more
<Inflex> It's so fucked up.
<Inflex> When I walked in, I thought I was in a bar.
<Noonan> hahah
<Noonan> Welcome to the real world
<Inflex> This new world scares me.
#31202
<^Fizban^> I had a friend in college that wrote perl poems all the time
<^Fizban^> Guy was nutz
<^Fizban^> our $life = \$love and $togetherness;
<^Fizban^> and: foreach my $sweet (@first) {
<^Fizban^> little: until ($we . $met) { last 'and' }
<^Fizban^> }
<^Fizban^> if ($now . $we) { goto marry; $we . $shall }
<^Fizban^> bless our $life, More;
<osmaker> that's kinda sadish
<^Fizban^> warn "behave";
<^Fizban^> if (ignored) {
<^Fizban^> select paddle;
<^Fizban^> listen (protests, pleading);
<^Fizban^> shift overknee;
<^Fizban^> until (bottom == red) {use paddle};
<^Fizban^> study;
<^Fizban^> require apology;
<^Fizban^> if (no) redo;
#5501
<maff> word to your mother.
<maff> especially on mothers day.
#11978
<mertine> at least he didn't get KICKED OUT OF SCHOOL for STABBING A TEACHER WITH A POCKETKNIFE BOOZ
<melvin> booz stabbed a teacher???
<Gabooz> HE STARTED IT
#307605
<%Klima> Well
<%Klima> Holland seems like a weird country
<%Klima> I've been there once
<%Klima> To Amsterdam
<%Klima> and we slept on a boatel, a boat that is a hotel
<%Klima> That's weird
<%Klima> And people live in shipping containers turned into apartments
<%Klima> that's weird
<%Klima> We tried to take a boat to Amsterdam, and a small car with 3 wheels comes on it, with a DJ blasting techno music all the time
<%Klima> A live DJ, on the back of a small car
<%Klima> blasting techno music on a public boat, with a thousand people on it
<%Klima> and no one complained, they liked the music
<%Klima> the dj was half naked
<%Klima> that was weird
<%Klima> So we get to the red light district, and this was at around 10 o' clock in the morning, and it just STANK
<%Klima> Man
<%Klima> that smell was horrid
<%Klima> It just smelled of semen and poo
<%Klima> so that was weird
<%Klima> We get to a small street where on one side, there are window hookers
<%Klima> on the other side
<%Klima> there's a fucking KINDERGARDEN
<%Klima> Amsterdam is just the weirdest place I've ever been
#6905
<sbp> oh, I just remembered something
<Morbus> no, i already dropped your underwear in the mail.
#303802
<Pryoidain> Meh, nothing interesting, just another day of me being a complete asshole to unsuspecting citizens
<Pryoidain> A legitimate, honest to god, door to door vacuum salesman came up at the best time.
<Pryoidain> I was vacuuming the rug behing the front door, and he comes up and knocks on it, so I check the peephole
<Pryoidain> It's pretty obvious what you're selling when you're holding a vacuum in one hand.
<Pryoidain> anyways we have one of those canister vacuums where the head pops off so you can attach shit to it for like sucking the fur off your dog or something more productive
<Pryoidain> I pop the head off, and open the door up just enough to where he can see me, but not the vacuum head in my hand.
<Pryoidain> I let him do his little speech, then asked to see his "Papers" to which he produced a sales paper.
<Pryoidain> He went to hand me the paper, I clicked on the vacuum, sucked it clean out of his hand, and slammed the door in his face.
<Pryoidain> Now, I could only experience the look of confusion through the peephole, but he stood out there confused for a good 3-4 minutes before deciding against knocking.
<Pryoidain> He had a few false starts, but never followed through. I think he was worried about what might happen next.
#3726
<zeepe> swede girls are legendary
<Janus120> can i have one?
<zeepe> well
<zeepe> you have to be young and pretty with a big cock
<Janus120> im 5 inches myself, but im a very good listener
#47897
<taylor-made> it must of been boring for those people at the superdome
<taylor-made> what could you possibly do while waiting out one of the worst hurricanes to ever make landfall
<bigwoodthing> the wave :)
<taylor-made> i hope you choke and die
#1471
<isocat> feasting meant a lot more when people were hungrier, i guess
#81
<shaft`> I bought it through a special deal at work
<Guilty> The deal where you put what you can under your jacket?
#13947
<KidDynamite> my tribes2 updater is out of date and i need to update my updater
#48794
<fry> "winnt_accept: Asynchronous AcceptEx failed."
<fry> what?
<fry> okay.. the first result I get when I google for it is a forum entry telling me to google for it..
Comment: #gscript
#13426
<Glasses> Quebec is on fire?
<Glasses> I'm sure the rest of Cananda won't be too upset...
<Paul> Upset? THey started it.
#172
[@kode54] /quote:96 <smcn> uNF = universal noise of fucking
[@kode54] one of my few smcn quotes (I need more!)
[@smcn] ok i will say something funny
[@smcn] i'm having trouble breathing
[@smcn] and my dick is on fire
[@smcn] is this normal?
#28829
<Wisdom> For once it would be nice to see a well-adjusted main character.
<Wisdom> Sort of like Professor Xavier. But a werewolf. And not crippled.
<Wisdom> The psychic part would be cool, though.
<Wisdom> A psychic werewolf
<Wisdom> With a shotgun!
<Wisdom> Now that has the makings of the BEST GAME EVER.
*** Wisdom was kicked by Silversong (It's for your own good.)
#4044
<[Shinji]> Statitics say that 85% of College men mastrubate at least once per day. Hmmm... I'm about due.... I'll be back in 10..
#8706
<tom_> i heard that if you walk into a fridge and close the door you cant get out again
<tom_> im sure if i got stuck in a fridge i could get out
<tom_> im gonna fuckin try it
#24775
<@Dr_J> I'm a tarded CSer - short and stout
<@Dr_J> From my arse comes all the shit that I spout.
<@Dr_J> When I get all steamed up, hear me shout!
<@Dr_J> He's cheating, kick him out.
* Dr_J bows
#44065
<sirveaux> so here is my take on just one aspect of intarweb politics: AOLers
<sirveaux> (AOLer) The other day, a I and a chum of mine were in the middle of an intellectual debate pertaining to the German spelling reform of 1996 and its ramifications when--
<sirveaux> (nonAOLer) omg dude r u liek an AOHELLER?/
<sirveaux> (AOLer) Why, yes I am, and--
<sirveaux> (nonAOLer) omg lolollol
<sirveaux> AOLer was kicked by nonAOLer (leik omg aohel si 4 faggerts)
<sirveaux> (nonAOLer2) rofflekopter
<sirveaux> (nonAOLer) lest go fap to screnns of linix
<sirveaux> (nonAOLer2) well lemme grab sum lube, wud u
#30755
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(@D99) this is retarded
(@D99) I wouldn't stay connected to my own cock if i had to access it through TCU's internet
#8583
<sugar> if superman and batman got into a fight, who would win?
<muffins> well, superman wears his undies on the outside...batman wears his on his head
<muffins> tough call