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#28884
<@kingmob> oh, yes, the poor downtrodden welsh.
<@kingmob> you'd think they'd be grateful for the occupiers' gift of vowels.
#8075
<minkus> ohh my god these pies taste great
<minkus> if only i could fuck them
<minkus> WAIT! I CAN
#8501
<cactoid> you love the Colonel
<cactoid> I like KFC chippies
<cactoid> and zinger burgers
<cactoid> the rest tastes ok while you're eating it but it's just fucking gross greasy fried vermin
<Bayls> Yeah, the chips are ace.
<Bayls> The actual chicken pieces are shit.
<Bayls> You may as well sculpt some lard into a shape the looks like a drumstick, then coat it with butter. Then roll it in lard, then melt fat onto it, then fry it in animal fat, dip it in lard then eat it.
<Bayls> I think 10 out of the 11 secrec "herbs and spices" are "lard".
<Bayls> Mmmm, making me hungry. Might go get a 21 piece bucket. :)
*** Signoff: Bayls
#31822
<@SLing> anyway I love grocery shopping because I get to make my family look like fools
<@SLing> the other day we were at the grocery store
<@SLing> and the first place was all the melons (like canteloupe, grapefruit, etc)
<evolsoulx> mmhmm
<@SLing> anyway I remembered hearing from some TV chef that before buying melons you're supposed to knock on them
<@SLing> so
<@SLing> I stood there
<@SLing> for five minutes
<@SLing> knocking on melons
<@SLing> people started looking at me strange
<evolsoulx> lol
<@SLing> I was like "It's ok, the TV chef told me to"
<Erik> lol
<@SLing> I'd knock on one and be like "This one sounds fresh"
<@SLing> long story short I don't have to go grocery shopping anymore
#40196
<VooDooMoN> especially since i just got asked to be on staff at one of the largest lan parties in the US
<tooo> virgincon2005?
#1940
<Digested> hi krayons
<krayons> bleh
<al-x> heh
<al-x> spot the kid that has no serotonin left
#18704
<rawrbaby> it turned out it was just a rash from not going to the bathroom for so long
<rawrbaby> shit.. wrong window
#8130
* Beryllium probably should go back to coding PHP
<Beryllium> I hope my site doesn't have any wide-open gaping back doors ...
<Beryllium> ... you know, like www.goatse.cx ...
* Beryllium runs VERY FAR AWAY
<spacefem> Beryllium: awe, that's fun though...
<Beryllium> spacefem: Which part?
<spacefem> making unsuspecting people go to goatse.cx!
<Beryllium> I did that for my GF once ...
<Beryllium> (Ex-gf ;-)
#2538
<Bizzy> say Æ Ø Y
<DAL9000> Æ Ø Y
<DAL9000> easy to say
<DAL9000> f00
<DAL9000> ¸ß
<DAL9000> say that.
<Bizzy> ¸ß
<DAL9000> õ þ
<DAL9000> now that
<Bizzy> õ þ
<DAL9000> now say this:
<DAL9000> ß|ZZ¥ |§ ª е/\/\ߪ§§
<Bizzy> ß|ZZ¥ |§ ª е/\/\ߪ§§
<DAL9000> bahahaha
<Bizzy> what?
<Bizzy> damnit
#41219
[@jmelloy] my dad went to highschool with Janeway
[@selcouth] jmelloy: YOUR DAD IS IN STARFLEET?
#30425
<rinseaid> they should release QT version 3.1415
#34120
<kobrakiller> hahahahahaha
<kobrakiller> the first hit for furry porn on google images is hardcore furry gay
<kobrakiller> furrys are such fucking faggots
<beans> eh
<beans> why are you looking for furry porn?
<kobrakiller> it was accidental
<beans> oh, I see. you mistyped whatever you were looking for and accidentally entered 'furry porn'
* kobrakiller has quit IRC (Quit)
#35205
<LabRat> google is smart so I don't have to be.
#191029
<AshViper> OMFG
<AshViper> one of my HDDs had a birthday 21 days ago
<AshViper> and i totally forgot
<AshViper> S.M.A.R.T. needs a birthday reminder imo
#10052
<Kiz`> a semi decent looking girl can get laid whenever she wants
<Kiz`> just go up to a guy
<Kiz`> "sex?"
<Kiz`> a guy can't do such things
<Yuffie> Maybe you haven't gone up to the right guy?
#52000
* Bringa is going through his collection of Spanish guitar music to find something suitable for DDR
<Highlander> DDR?
<Bringa> ¡DANCE DANCE REVOLUCION!
#4843
<GiRLiE-> ur cruel.. but funny
<bytraper> and you have a beuatiful mind... but you're fat
#12431
<Hiroe> he was dressed as a big fuckin devil
<Hiroe> like, HUGE costume
<Hiroe> 8-foot lizard wings, giant horns on the head
<Hiroe> at some anime con in california
<Hiroe> they were double booked with a southern Baptist group in the same hotel
<Hiroe> he's riding the elevator down to the con space
<Hiroe> doors open, little old baptist woman standing there
<Hiroe> he just says "Going Down" in his best evil voice
#15677
<ktmguy> Ray from Pac Bell: "Yeah, I can't get this line up."
<ktmguy> Voice in Background at Pac Bell: "Ray, are you sure we're supposed to
be hearing your personal problems?"
#13362
<Kitster17m> i don't quote meaningless blabs
<RainDown> <Kitster17m> " You are a stupid bitch ,
<RainDown> <Kitster17m> and i hate you "
<RainDown> thanks for being oh-so-meaningful
<Kitster17m> that's not meaningless, that's very deep
<Kitster17m> it's an introspective criticism concerning one's relations with another, and the social awareness of the prostitution institute
<RainDown> Screw you
#34173
<Rykan> you know your lonely when your alone in a room with chanserv and just start talking to it XD
<Ras> Chanserv is a better conversationalist than any of my exxes
<Ras> and half the people on my base
<Ras> and im not kidding.
Comment: #MxO stratics
#300953
<@Rjx> how the fuck Newton figured this shit out without the internet is beyond me
<@Rjx> in my first year I had a lecturer who would make us all say "we're not worthy" when he put a picture of newton up on the screen
<@Rjx> he'd actually stop the class until people played along
<@Rjx> quite a few of the class members were international students from saudi arabia, they'd never seen wayne's world
<@Rjx> so he actually set them a homework assignment to watch it
#2049
<Ferney> I think the clog is bonged
<Ferney> LOL
<Ferney> whoa...I think the BONG is CLOGGED
#211187
<HoodrowTrillson> You say -I- have internet badass syndrome? At least I can insult someone without involving genitals or homosexuality you cock-sucking faggot.
#52911
<Damian> Ever since my male cat died, my female one won't leave me alone.
<Damian> I think she's lonely without him.
<Ren> I think she just wants to get laid.
<Damian> I think you need to shut the fuck up about my cat.