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#7842
<Sandman> You know something? Burning hair reeks.
<Zibblsnrt> I think that's nature's way of telling you, "Don't set your hair on fire, dipshit!"
#3299
<Walls> me and another guy may be going out
#2576
<dregan> Speaking of which, I got myself a new girlfriend.
<dregan> And she has a bigger dick than my last boyfriend.
<dregan> Skillz.
#2373
* JosephKer on 2.4.14
<Snarf> exciting ;>
<JosephKer> yup! I got my kernel down to like 600k though
<Snarf> nice ;>
<^xman^> kernels below 1 mb are for pussies
<^xman^> kernels over 2 mb are for men
<JosephKer> hehe
<JosephKer> It's not how BIG your kernel is, it's how you use it!
<BombScare> sure...thats why girls always laugh at you when you pull out your kernel
<JosephKer> Then I set them straight with a good fsck'ing
#1897
<gaspumpXP> Man... what kind of RPG is this? It won't let me rape the sheep...
#15680
<PetrDoubt> Geez, I'm going to have to set up a procmail filter to deal with
employee farewell notices.
#33388
<+Frosty_theoz> if being a nerd was a religion, bash would be a cathederal
#16302
<DaveMan> nerds dont dance
<DaveMan> and DDR proves it again and again
#187177
<steven> ok, burning 2 CDs and then we're off to the hospital to have a baby
#42112
<glasnost> hmm, i've eaten too much chinese food, i'm becoming asian
<glasnost> :-)
<glasnost> :_)
<glasnost> ^_)
<glasnost> ^_^
<blah> also
<blah> 8======D
<blah> 8=====D
<blah> 8====D
<blah> 8===D
#24584
<Ryan[Away]> wtf
<Ryan[Away]> our washing line is made out of cat 5
<The_Defiance> RAH
<The_Defiance> Your washing line is the leetest i know
#46314
Jaeger2288: well its tired ok im late
longlivemarneus: lol
Jaeger2288: or whatever i meant to say just then
#29781
<Alien> is porn like coffee? revolting in the beginning, but people get used to it?
<OrcaW> hahah
<OrcaW> not usually, no. For most it's more like chocolate.
[21:09] <Alien> strange
<Alien> can i say 'porn' whenever i mean 'chocolate' and be accepted then?
<lnp-work> yeah :
<Alien> ok
#33036
<@brassica> hehe my penis slowly rolling off my desk and when it falls off its going to hit my cat
<@brassica> err pen is
#1423
<katers> my fucking roommate
<katers> needs to stop being a ho
<katers> or cut me in on the action
<katers> one or the other.
#294875
<Pyro> I turn on GTA IV
<Pyro> steal a police cruiser
<Pyro> and sit around and watch for traffic violations
<Pyro> then I pull them over
<Pyro> and shoot them in the face
<Chroder> i think that's the modern version of pulling-legs-off-frogs
<Chroder> you're gonna be a serial killer
#139936
< madAsHell> I hate irc more when i don't even understand how i'm being insulted
#31920
* Sotek would also like to know what the fuck anyone is doing raising six children. >_<
<Ark> Sotek - Obviously not birth control pills.
#294505
< _judas_> i'm told i look a bit like tom cruise under certain lighting conditions and from the back
< frayed> from the back?
#1088
<homerj> damn
<homerj> it's hotter then the devil's dick in a pair of heated speedos here
#15574
[Join] n0t_4cc3pt4bl3 (hurry-now@ip121.cleveland4.oh.pub-ip.psi.net)
<WD_40> your nick is not acceptable.
<n0t_4cc3pt4bl3> indeed
#19137
[E-vangelist] I was walking through the mall today and everywhere there are
posters advertising Britney Spears brand ROLLER SKATES everywhere
[E-vangelist] I wonder which pharmecutical company is anxiously awaiting the announcement that her cherry's been popped so they can start selling Britney Brand Birth Control pills
#8007
<quacky> if you get carpal tunnel from giving handjobs, can you still get L&I from work?
<Captain_Tenille> Depends if it's job related, I guess.
<Buggy> hmmm... if the handjobs are for managers, maybe
<geekie> technically...you just have to give the handjob at work.
<geekie> and then management is responisble for said handjob
<Buggy> well, it's not really in my job description.. but maybe it's in yours
<geekie> no..if the accident occurs in the workplace, they are liable.
<Buggy> right, so if it's an accidental handjob...
<quacky> that's what I'm talking about.
<Buggy> or an accident occurs while doing the handjob
<quacky> only we're talking about handjob-related injuries
<geekie> right.
#50837
<Samantha_Carter> is it possible that someone can be so handicapped in his eyesight that he wouldnt see anything with glasses?
<Samantha_Carter> he wouldnt even be able to recognize shapes or anything?
<wilkz> yes sam - its called being blind.
#31194
<dano> naw, i'd be nice to all of you if i won the lottery
<dano> if i won a few million bucks, none of my friends would have car payments left over ;p
*** Mode on #chan by suresh: +o dano
<dano> especially suresh!