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#17991
<destruct> my boss just said o/~ be a man o/~
<archon> did he say it while removing his belt?
#135637
Commander_598: Heath Ledger dead.
Kroko: ...what
Kroko: are you serious
Commander_598: Assuming CNN Headline News isn't just making things up.
Latis: No, he's dead.
Kroko: holy crap he is
Baconfish: have they finished making batman yet?
Kroko: yes
Kroko: I think
happydud: imdb lists Batman as in post-production
Baconfish: phew
Latis: awesome. We're safe guys.
#31906
< zYgoat> i want to start a company selling human milk
< andyfied> look at their little faces
< zYgoat> i think it'd be hilarious
< zYgoat> hire women
< zYgoat> hook up the suction cups
< zYgoat> then have them do telemarketing work while the tubes suck their teats
< andyfied> suddenly this channel is bash-worthy
< zYgoat> see i should be making money with this instead of chatting
< zYgoat> hell
< andyfied> go for it
< zYgoat> i could sell the video footage
< zYgoat> earn three ways
< andyfied> yeah, best. plan. ever.
17:24 <@Scoth> I'm sure there's someone out there who'd buy it :)
#29385
<StorDuff> heh, just asked about what pieces people would recommend in #opera, turns out it's about the browser
#53214
<withnail> effexor sounds like a hacker drug
#9253
centenarygirl: maybe someday, but not right now
RKM 82: "maybe someday" do you mean that, or is that just thrown in there to comfort me
centenarygirl: no.........I really mean it
<PizzaMind> maybe means "when I'm 30, my pussy is floopy, no one else wants me and I've finally grown out of liking assholes"
#60481
<Tycho> This game has RABID NERDS. SCARY!
<Rickton> heh
<Rickton> The Nerd's attack should be something like
<Rickton> "He engages you in a discussion about the relative merits of Star Trek and Star Wars."
<Rickton> "Your brain bleeds."
Comment: #xenos on irc.uplinklabs.net
#29803
<TiTaN> "If it smells like cheap cologne don't touch it.
<TiTaN> " - |darc|
<|darc|> Yup.
<TiTaN> wtf does that mean >_>
<|darc|> She might be a whore.
<|darc|> There's an ancient word passed down from generation to generation. It goes something like this: If it smells like fish, eat as you wish; if it smells like cologne, leave it alone.
<Kenichi> If someone is gay, stick your hardened penis up their asshole and make love with them.
<Kenichi> - Kenichi
Comment: #dcemu
#6788
<drdink> hey
<drdink> who's good at graphics and logos and crap?
<xanatos> drdink; I'm pretty good at crap (I make my own)
#304914
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#36241
<Rentasmo> it's not really that gross
<Rentasmo> would it be better if I said "baby bag" instead of uterus?
<icy_one> you will notice that while men would like to be inside a woman, they don't want to KNOW about the insides
<icy_one> theres a certain... mystery about it that way
<icy_one> you know, like sticking your hand in a hole in a tree
<icy_one> is there an EVIL BADGER inside? maybe
<icy_one> but if you told me there was an evil badger inside, i probably wouldn't put my hand in the hole
#30560
<munkey> back when i was a kid, i had a good wholesome role model
<munkey> his name was mario
<munkey> he busted blocks with his head
<munkey> but he was a good guy
<munkey> not like all these thugged out rapper dudes
<munkey> have you ever seen nelly bust a block with his head to reveal coins?
<munkey> i think not.
#26315
<@PookaZzZz> elimidate??
<@PookaZzZz> is that the terminator in spanish?
#60345
<zackeh> Shit. Gym assignment.
<zackeh> Why would you need good flexibility in your regular lifestyle?
<zackeh> In case I find a $50 bill on the floor?...and need to bend to pick it up.
<darkmonkey> SEX LOL
<darkmonkey> say sex...DO ITDOITDOITDOIT
<zackeh> Okay. I'll write something + sex
<darkmonkey> for wierd positions
<zackeh> LOL.
<darkmonkey> like when she has her feet over your shoulder
<darkmonkey> so she has a better orgasm
<darkmonkey> (fuck that's good.)
<zackeh> LOLOL.
<zackeh> LMAO.
<darkmonkey> say that..see what your gym teacher says
<zackeh> Done. Having improved flexibility can help you throughout your daily activities. Examples of activities that require a good flexibility is during sexual intercourse. For instance, each position needs good flexibility to acquire the perfect "feeling." One being when the girl has her feet over your shoulder, which results in an extreme orgasm.
<zackeh> He'll probably laugh. My gym teacher is a joker.
#46199
<DrWorm> shit
<putaid> what?
<DrWorm> I just fucked over Josh bad
<putaid> how?
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<DrWorm> I screwed his girlfriend
<Joshinator> who the what now?
Comment: he found out :-X
#279
<gloone> internet, movies and masturbation ruined my life.
<gloone> but it also made it worthwhile
#55800
<Twin`> do you know how hard it would be to fake intelligence without google?
<swight> sorry, my browser crashed, I can\'t answer that
#56811
<forkup> yo
<forkup> i'm off to jail for a day or so, bbl
#11389
<Cu-Ius> 'in an interview recently Keith Richards intimated that kids should not do drugs. Keith Richards, said that kids should not do drugs. Keith, we can't do any more drugs, because you already fucking did them all. We have to wait until YOU die, then smoke your ashes"
#41691
<Andenno> My dog just farted, and the cat started looking in disgust.
#152650
<hixx> submitting to bash.org is like applying to an ivy league school
<hixx> you either have to be very good, make a donation, or know the right people
<mcdougall> and if you fail there's always the qdb.us community college
Comment: rejected on bash.org :P
#11794
<Kimmay> yeah but these are real ppl: they took me (for free) form an XT to a 386, from a 2400 to a 14.4 from a CGA to an EGA and from DOS 2.1 to 5.0 ALL FREE
<medic> and do these "real" people still use a UNIVAC?
<Kimmay> whats that?
<medic> your next upgrade.
#29585
<+Ron> ( E@3 )
<+Ron> / /U \ \
<+Lance> o_o
<+Lance> What is that?
<Dirt[secluded]> O_O
<+Ron> Goatse
Comment: :-D
#7917
<Zaph23> I wanna go to one of those h00ker golf tourneys
<Zaph23> I can't play for crap but who cares
<DJ_Dave> heh
<DJ_Dave> gotta pay extra to play that hole
#11978
<mertine> at least he didn't get KICKED OUT OF SCHOOL for STABBING A TEACHER WITH A POCKETKNIFE BOOZ
<melvin> booz stabbed a teacher???
<Gabooz> HE STARTED IT