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#5297
<jstepka2> better than losing your virginity to a 17 yr old midget at 22

#10010
* Shi-chan beats Tino down
<Shi-chan> DIE
<Tino> haha
* Shi-chan takes out a spoonn
<Shi-chan> DON'T MAKE ME USE THIS
<ilifin> there is no spoon

#28321
<Fat-Burrick> icq is a sentient being that wants to take over the world by pissing me off

#1523
<sev> there is no big brother
<sev> just a big pervert

#4575
<Glex25> Space Left On [ C: 5.29/8.87 GB. D: 9.91/19.73 GB. E: 52.14/153.38 GB. Total: 67.34/181.98 GB ] .
<Scofco> dear lord
<phaded> holy good god
<phaded> how do you sleep at night?!

#4155
<CorranFox> we didn't have sex though
<CorranFox> she took the route of saying "I might be a lesbian"
<CorranFox> I didn't drive her into it though
<mightyflo> you didnt drive it into her either

#2790
(enojy) next time i post a link, please refrain from clicking it if you are still using a 6-year old method of connecting to the internet

#28517
<Vamp_Boy> Arguing with the ops is like shaking your fist at God. There's nobody there; and if there is, he's not listening. And if he's listening, all you're doing is pissing him off.

#44535
<tamara> o meed sp,e ficlomg cpffee/
<tamara> homerow. homerow.
<tamara> i need some fucking coffee.

#309421
<luz> i'm dizzy and it hurts to breathe
<LAMMJohnson> luz: Lay down and stop breathing

#38060
21:08 <@SteveB> i just realized that the girl i've been hitting on for the past 3 days is a senior
21:08 <@SteveB> lol
21:08 < andy> hah
21:08 < andy> whenever you see a girl you should just walk up to her and say "asl"
21:08 < andy> then youll know
Comment: #neoturbine on irc.neoturbine.net

#30514
<Calisa> This guy's quote says "If it has tits or wheels you won't understand it."
<Calisa> I think we should build a sex doll that is attached to wheels.
<Calisa> Instead of feet and hands, it has wheels.
<BChikapa> That'd be so awesome.
<BChikapa> But, it'd be hard to do doggy style.

#668
<homerj> I wish I had a detachable penis
<homerj> then when I went out as a woman, I wouldn't have to tape it up

#151396
<Garrett> I was speaking with a student the other day, he was all like, "One thing I like about being a student? I get a week vacation man! I'm sitting at home, playing video games, watching porn, sleeping in, while you, you my friend, you gotta go to work."
<Garrett> and I said, "sure. But while you're watching porn, playing games, and so on, I'm making $600."

#8093
<Hazim> APPARENTLY I CANNOT CHARGE MALE ESCORTS TO MY LIBRARY CARD
<LR|seksiwidow-> why the hell not?
<Hazim> i dunno.. they thought i wouldn't return them on time?

#2604
<zip`> bah no use arguing with people who think .fi is fiji

#32204
<McBatt> I loved that cailis commercial durring the super bowl, too. Anyone see that? :D
<McBatt> Here's a brief summary: Is your dick not working right? Use Cialis so you'll be ready to fuck anytime within 36 hours after you take it. Side effects may include erections that last FOREVER!!!
<Tarvuz> that would not be good
<McBatt> well, duh
<heap> better then the side effects of olestra
<heap> i'd rather have permawood then anal leakage
<Tarvuz> with permawood you could cause anal leakage in others
<McBatt> hahahahaha
Comment: #fark on irvingnet

#7294
<parox> man near killed myself carrying a 60kg UPS today!!!
<parox> had to carry it up some steps, put the back out I think
<bytraper> 60kg's?? I know how you feel dude... I once carried that weight in each arm once while I was running
<parox> what the hell were you doing carring that sort of weight while you were running??? you in training or something?
<bytraper> no I was stealing the stuff and somebody saw me...

#220553
Grim: I'm gonna go shower though
Grim: I'll be back later
Dexi: wtf? since when do you shower!?
Grim: shut up! it's the 30th
Grim: that's always when I do it

#7781
<n2d2> i didnt put bon jovi in the playlist
<n2d2> oh my god
<chaobacca> 11:36:54
<chaobacca> Bon Jovi - Bad Medicine
<n2d2> my bon jovi mp3s have become self-aware

#42421
<PunchBag> haha, earlier i saw this girl wearing this T-shirt that had the words "I wish these were brains" written on her boobs

#50042
Jeff: I didnt know how to do a problem
Jeff: so I drew a giant pacman and wrote "pacman sez math is hard"
Jeff: teacher just wrote "Spelling -1"
Comment: #aim

#47266
<Meflin> hmm someone is selling a  475 KW natural gas generator on ebay for $105,000 ... sold "as is" with all faults ... no warranty  expressed or implied
<Continuity> kaboom
<Meflin> but they take pay pal .....
<Danamania> 475KW. wonder if that's enough for the webserver.
<Meflin> who in their right mind is going to eaby $100,000 as is :)
<Continuity> I think most people do the "no warranty" thing but I can't help thinking the buyer is going to recieve a moldy peanut with "lol" engraved on it

#34251
<Batty> Darth Vader is Lukes father!
<Batty> and father in dutch = vader
<Borlath_Mon> ...yeeeeeees
<Batty> So he's darth father!
<Borlath_Mon> So? George Lucas wasn't counting on Star Wars fans to be clever enough to speak any language other than "Trailer Trash".

#300825
<@stoner> well, hillbillies say they aren't indifferent towards education
<@stoner> but that's probably just because they don't know what either of those words mean :P

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