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#44450
(@PPSlim) I must admit, Opera speeded my computer up
(@PPSlim) After I deleted it
#55637
<Immortal> Yesterday my dad was yelling at me and said, "You're going to respect your mother you son of a bitch."
<Immortal> Then he hit me for laughing.
#369
<Beeth> Girls are like internet domain names, the ones I like are already taken.
<honx> well, you can stil get one from a strange country :-P
#2341
<CoMBo> <Robbin> Jesse Jackson should be president
<Robbin> unlike you lusers, i have somewhere to be on friday night
<CoMBo> yeah popeyes
<_jube> shift starts 9
#6862
* AlecWire fires a crossbow dart through the arrow, landing it in Foe's crotch.
Foenix: HA! Joke's on you! I had no plans to use that for years!
#26322
<Derek> i got gforce 2 ti 64 meg tv out :D
<Death_Mageorz> oooh
<Death_Mageorz> i want a tv out
<Death_Mageorz> so bad
<Death_Mageorz> so i can record shows
#8537
<jackal-> someone guess what my cat will type when i drop it on my keyboard
<jackal-> hello i'm a very intelligent cat, save me from my cruel master and free me from this prison
<jackal-> omg
<jackal-> bad cat
#16543
<Pest> i was talking to a gurl at school
<Pest> her name was nicole
<Koen> heh :)
<Pest> she was like how are you doing today
<Pest> i went
<Pest> well im alright..but id be better if someone named nicole was slobbing my knob
<Koen> rofl
<Koen> :(
<Pest> she smacked me
<Pest> :/
#15634
<drunkers> do you know who i am?
<vinnieT> nope
<drunkers> i could rip your eyes out and stick them in your knee and make your knee read a book
<vinnieT> i dont read
#20187
<aggiepm> OMG Kill me. I just tried to move my curser off my screen onto my desk to look at a paper document on my desk
#13850
<LeanaAnne> Oooh, I guess lacrosse builds up the ol' ass muscles ^___^
<Seiya> Ha, so does being gay. :x
#53031
[DragonOutlaw] I have a crazy website/irc idea
[DragonOutlaw] shit my elbow
[DragonOutlaw] I hit it on the desk
[@dragoonz] I like it!
[DragonOutlaw] ASSHOLE DESK
[%ForgottenSin] THATS GENIUS
#32534
* Lizking unzips pants
* Lizking reveals CHAINSAW PENIS
*** Lizking has been kicked off channel #voices by JB (No one wants to see that.)
Comment: #voices on darkmyst
#38918
<Chexee> if you flip the q horizontally
<Chexee> its the d
<Chexee> and if the mirror the d
<Chexee> its the b
<Mousey> lol
<Chexee> lol
<Chexee> qdb
<Chexee> wow
<Raimaru> lol
<Chexee> im such a loser.
<StickMutilator> uh huh....
<StickMutilator> I'm gonna qdb that
#5501
<maff> word to your mother.
<maff> especially on mothers day.
#9082
<sprite> jorn, haven't you had a few drinks yet?>
<sprite> sounded like you needed them three hours ago....
<jorn> no drinks yet
<jorn> :(
<jorn> maybe if i drank more, i coudl tipe beddur
#32217
<Josho> like math, giant wangs are a universal language
#8618
<Inflex> Oh my lord
<Inflex> This is so wierd.
<Inflex> In fact, it's wack.
<Noonan> what is
<Inflex> Non engineering classes.
<Inflex> They're like 40% chicks.
<Noonan> heheh
<Noonan> sometimes more
<Inflex> It's so fucked up.
<Inflex> When I walked in, I thought I was in a bar.
<Noonan> hahah
<Noonan> Welcome to the real world
<Inflex> This new world scares me.
#300810
Crimson_Judas: I overheard this chick at lunch talking to a friend
Crimson_Judas: About how she had to terminate her pregnancy when she was young, and now that she's ready for children she can't get pregnant
lemonlimeskull: Classic case of ABORT, RETRY, FAIL.
#45022
<Faggertot> I was being a man-ho at the library ;o!
<Fagatron> Those poor books. ;[
<Fagatron> What'd you do?
<Fagatron> Find a sex ed book and stroke the word
<Fagatron> "Vagina"?
#11986
<eg0e> I saw the movie Hackers on tv last night and it was pretty impressive. If I had any idea the file manager on a macintosh was a 3D city I would have bought one long ago! Is there a similar file manager for XP that can do that?
#29949
<kare> The next Microsoft OS will have a new anti piracy feature: it will come in an arcade cabinet, you need to insert coins to boot it or start a program
#11139
<JigglyHandle> Who's the cockless drunk running my ISP?!
<K-Ecchi> You called?
#12698
(01/21/02) 11:41PM<MrDev-> christ, they should put a nice warning when you log into a solaris box that killall on linux and solaris are entirely different commands
#297733
<~Chokehold> man
<~Chokehold> I love this torrent site sometimes
<~Chokehold> it just helped me prank this douche
<~ZeraDaMan> lol
<~Chokehold> some guy has been asking for this norwegian movie on DC++ all fucking day
<~Chokehold> so I'm like "fine, I'll help you look"
<~Chokehold> I found the nfo for the specific release he wanted
<~Chokehold> ..then I downloaded Big.Big.Babes.30.XXX.DVDRip.XVID-DFA
<~Chokehold> and renamed it a little bit
<~Chokehold> ...and tinkered with the nfo and sfv file
<~Chokehold> and remove sample :3
--- 11 minutes later ---
<~Chokehold> oh, the guy's back online
<~Chokehold> most likely he figured out what I did there