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#49670
Crumplella: visible light is split up into diff colours
Crumplella: called the somethin spectrum
h00py: lol
Crumplella: i learnd this in biology
Shuma: its the sinclair spectrum
Shuma: i think..
#70403
<morphie> tovarich!
<kroesjnov> vodka!
<morphie> da!
<kroesjnov> ah, the russian three way handshake :)
#62635
<Workdug> <woebeetle> russian food = alcohol,cigarettes,cabbage
<metric> i could live on that
<jmx> dont know about the cabbage
<Spidey> pass on the cabbage
Comment: #geekissues
#7711
<sc1> the video was compressed at 5fps
<sc1> jesus this sucks
<asmodius> Jesus can't help with sucky frame rates. Trust me on that one.
<asmodius> He's pretty useless when it comes to video compression rates.
#4500
<vecna> Holy fucking christ, lord and savior, show us your tits, that's a lot of ZSNES ASM code
#4696
<DML> Heh... my sister just IM'd me. My sister is cool and shit. I wish I could be eclectic, funky, and well-adjusted
<Drusilla> we do too, Dan.
<tieboy> well, 0 out of 3 ain't bad
#4043
<TALLC00L1> Why do dogs lick their dicks? cuz they can't make a fist
#19711
<aero>I bet you have night mares of like a wrecking ball flying at you, then it zooms out and its your grandpa's balls flying right at you.
<Smoke> >:-|
#5317
<Cutter> you know whats a trip ? when one of your friends in high school has to do a speech to the class and does it on acid, gets confused and pisses his pants - that owned
#27973
<zztzed> I'm trying Audiogalaxy's Rhapsody thing. I'm expecting it to suck, so I won't be disappointed when I find out it actually does. But heh, they ask for your age and country and gender and shit.
<ZhayTee> zztzed: How are you going to send the shit to them?
<zztzed> ZhayTee: Very carefully.
<ZhayTee> I'd expect so. Else the mailman is going to get a surprise.
#12079
<Meekitty> One day, I will become a Fairy Prince.
<Meekitty> This involves a sex change, killing thousands of dragonflies, and a multitude of staples.
#61115
<^DX^> all day in class I thought I was sitting next to a gay asian kid
<^DX^> so I didn't want to look at him
<^DX^> then I finally looked and it was just a petite cute white girl
Comment: #SEO EFnet
#29804
<pcchew> haha
<pcchew> i was with my girlfriend in the grocery store looking for some stuff for dinner
<pcchew> we were in the meat isle and i got this idea
<pcchew> i grabbed a summer sausage and pressed it in the middle of her back and said out loud in a deep voice "this isn't a summer sausage i'm just a really tall man"
<pcchew> she was as red as the beef on display
Comment: adventures in the grocery store..
#14411
<PrincessLeia2> crow, i think you would be a happier person if you had a fireplace... i feel so much better after we burn junkmail
<Titu§ Crow> i would much rather burn junkppl
#7783
<u238|duhasst> pdf's suck for reading on the toilet
#29504
<splice> davis took a swing at arnold's accent, said the governor should be able to pronounce "california" correctly.. guess he forgot about the population completely
#309395
<BlackoutIsHere> Hey, how much space does it take to host a debian package repo?
<cZk> the same amount it did 7 years ago
Comment: Found in #ramnode @ irc.esper.net
#37537
<DReW24> ugh, it's so hard to find a place that puts messages on shirts.
<DReW24> all I want
<DReW24> is a t-shirt that says "daddy's little whore" on it
<DReW24> and some bitch at Copy Machine was like, "I don't think your father would approve of that"
#56475
<+PeterFA> I'm naked.
<+zinx> whoever invented text-only communication
<+zinx> ruled
#58
<disconect> Tekken and sex both give my hand a cramp if I do it for too long, though...
#46339
<oneTraicovn> I still think that the porn domain should have been .cum and not .xxx
#20172
<freddieandthestarfish> if homosexuallity is a disease, can i call into work gay??
<mal_s> u homo
#3210
<Survivor> heh , metallica really sux
<Waldo> yeah, they're a shitty mix of country and rock
<Survivor> they was a good band before 90`s
<Waldo> was they?!?!
* Waldo pokes survivor in the eye
#308723
<maki> i would be afraid to take japanese formally
<maki> all the weeaboos i would be around
<gloomp> i wonder if there's an equivalent term for people who want to be french
<maki> canadians
Comment: #n
#43091
(@Hidden_Hunter): My teacher was telling me that we had to write a creative story
(@Hidden_Hunter): few questions later she gets to me
(@Hidden_Hunter): and I ask if it can be an erotic story (jkingly)
(@Hidden_Hunter): she said that it needed to be creative
(@Hidden_Hunter): so i said what if it has banannas and spacegirls in it
(@Hidden_Hunter): she said it also needed suspense
(@Hidden_Hunter): i said no problem
(@Hidden_Hunter): the suspense is where the bananna went
Comment: #osbetaarchive