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#15467
<rogue> I like how matt took the time to tell us he was vomiting
<rogue> it's that kind of detail that really makes this channel work, I think
#39982
[JonnyS] anyone know if a stolen laptop is tracable if connectect to the internet?
[JonnyS] if i report my laptop being stolen, will the plice be able to find it?
[JonnyS] anyone want to buy a laptop?
#49707
<lokwade> anyone knows a mathematical function i can use to move a decimal point by 1 to the left??
<lokwade> example 2.03 result = 20.3
<Rewt[w]> just multiply it by 10
<Rewt[w]> 2.03 * 10 = 20.3
<lokwade> eerrr oohh yeah!...dang!
Comment: #phphelp
#22621
(mike): HEH, THIs Is AMuSINg
(mike): I Got a WiNAMP pLUgiN THAt BLInKS THE KEYboARD ledS tO THE MUSIc
(mike): BUT IT acTUALLY turNs THe CAPsLOcK On AND oFF iNSTEad OF JuST the LIGHt
#51634
<f1agrant> I just saved a ton of money on my car insurance by fleeing the scene of the accident.
#34068
<IceWizard> hmmm
<IceWizard> i cant figure out this..
<IceWizard> im supposed to set my clocks back 1 hour
<IceWizard> so how can I make my vcr start flashing 11:00 instead of 12:00?
#32786
<Sandra19lez> you mean to tell me a porno called Willy Jackoff's Chocolate and Cream Factory had nothing to do with Willy Wonka?
<Auzy> this is one scary convo...
#16635
<^Fizban^> I need an external modem. Anyone have one I can download?
#304483
<warpy> i guess i should just go to bed, election results won't be up for another few hours anyway
<bucketmo> just go to bed with your window open
<bucketmo> if prop 19 passes, you'll smell it.
Comment: ~7PM 11/2/10
#52788
<zien> ah i love water. it's like nature's fruit juice.
<cgom> ....FRUIT JUICE is nature's fruit juice. moron.
#297299
< juliaNYC> a tanning bed is like a huge ezbake oven right?
#11571
<Hell_Patrol> I wish the girl of my dreams would stop fucking haunting my dreams, I wish death upon the stupid bitch
#53056
<pushplay> she probably would never survive phil 120
<Xianmas> a retarded monkey could pass phil 120
<Xianmas> a retarded monkey with a head injury even
<Xianmas> if you don't "get" truth tables, you don't belong in the human race
<Xianmas> that should be the eugenics test
<Xianmas> show truth table for A AND B
<Xianmas> A B A /\ B
<Xianmas> 0 1 ?
<Xianmas> if ? = 0, you die
<Xianmas> err
<Xianmas> 1
<Xianmas> OMG!!
<dalor> Xianmas: you filtered out your first idiot
#6834
<angst> someone off campus was looking at my penis.
<angst> i think i spend too much time analyzing people's actions in my webserver's logs
#35546
<mog> its kind of amusing how much of an idiot my sister is
<mog> so my mom gave my sister and I $30 to get food and what not for 5 days
<mog> so on the first night I suggest to my sister "Why don't we go to the grocery store and pick up stuff like cans of soup so we can eat those all week"
<mog> "NO I WANT MCDONALDS LETS GO TO MCDONALDS"
<mog> so now because she rather get fast food than use common fucking sense, at day 3 we're down to $3
<mog> and now she's bitching at me because of it
<Allahkat> Sell her for food money.
<mog> I was considering it
<Allahkat> Or just kill her and throw some sister on the barbie.
<mog> ew
<Allahkat> Sis-ke-babs
#59734
KingFelix: Oh, dear, that's funny. Glad I caught that!
KingFelix: I just created a new account for the Naval Academy on one of our services, & the randomly-generated password came out as "KILLNAVY". had to fix that right quick!
#3465
<f9|war3beta> These Mint Skittles taste like shit.
<Brentai> MINT SKITTLES?
<JDigital> f9: Tell me about it. Over here, we call the green ones "Excre-mint".
<JDigital> Alternatively known as "New car smell" flavour.
#18668
<Sabrina> she must have been special..
<Matt> well,I thought she was special, but then I realized she was just fuckng with my head and using me, and she didn't deserve to have me care about her
<Sabrina> awww :(
<Sabrina> girls suck, huh? ;)
<Matt> the best ones do...
#42867
<corky> oh fuck
<corky> I was copying some stuff for my boss the other day
<corky> and I just found the disc I copied in the drive
<corky> I'm trying to remember exactly what the disc was I gave him
<corky> I have a horrible feeling it was teh pr0n _(
<corky> fuck
<corky> fuck, I need to phone him, hes not the sort of person to find it amusing
#308003
<kuyler> This voice recognition kind of socks
#2307
<SyL> and I'm trying to get some work done, and I'm watching the keoki musicvideo and they have all these women that look like that they were in the same room at Rainbow Brite when she exploded and couldn't get all the color off and they're all kissing and stuff, and it's just "distracting" to say the least...
#12379
<[{ug}]> hmm i really should spring clean this pooter. /usr/src is taking up 2.1Gb
<Lithium^> what have you got in there? the sources to your porn collection?
#50144
<No> I'm in a class teaching PERL. We're supposed to be looking up information about it. Someone say something vaguely related to it so I can justify being on here.
<Elantios> PERL sucks
<No> That'll do.
#44867
NeM: i cant sleep man
NeM: its gay
aru: you're love sick
NeM: oh right, love is causing the immense pain in my throat when i swallow. genius.
#13746
<Blondebeard> Sumez: Why are you always confusing me with Blood? :)
<Sumez> Blondebeard: Nick completer
<Ben Whatsisname> Blondebeard486 It's called typing "blo" and hitting [tab]
<Ben Whatsisname> Sumez just isn't watching who he's "blo"ing. :)