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#103975
<Vossk> ._.
<Macrona> What?
<Vossk> I was just sitting here fapping, and I looked to my right and the window was open.
<Macrona> Someone couldve seen you, lol.
<Vossk> Theres like a 10 year old GIRL FUCKING STANDING THERE WATCHING.
<Macrona> pwned
#23525
[00:22] <ZioN]Infin1ty> i prefer being fat and have friends
[00:22] <SabrWolf> :D
[00:22] <ZioN]Infin1ty> than being lifeless like you
[00:22] <ZioN]Infin1ty> and sitting all home near the pc
[00:22] <SabrWolf> why do i have to repeat
[00:22] <ZioN]Infin1ty> time*
[00:22] <SabrWolf> they are only ur friends becuz they are scared u gonna eat them
#10911
<Xaotika> if i ever start a band, remind me to call it MY ASS.
<Xaotika> then you could all come watch MY ASS if we ever perform on stage.
<Xaotika> MY ASS will rock your world. i'm sure.
#15432
<^CHH>Stormer> brought some bitch home from the bar last night, had to leave her here this morning when I went to work, I come home and the bitch is gone and stole my damn cat
<^CHH>Stormer> that dumb bitch.....
<^CHH>Stormer> she wouldn't even swallow
#307328
<Xynth> Seriously, who starts their name with an X? How do you even pronounce that?
#1713
<odinnn> i used to be scared i would turn into a mexican if i ate too much
mexican food
#5606
<synja> WOOOOOOOOOO
<matts> woooooooooo what
<synja> im celebrating in advance for when one of you guys gives me an acct to an audio warez site that im about to ask access for
#40615
<dani> im cold! *goes to get blanket*
<caz> I'M A DONKEY! *goes to get psychiatric help*
#1553
<ckx> i hate when i find other people's underwear sitting on my toothbrush in the bathroom
<ckx> i fucking clean my mouth with that thing
<ckx> i don't want no skank ass panties on top of it at 8 fucking am
*** skmt changes topic to '<ckx> i hate when i find other people's underwear sitting on my toothbrush in th'
<ckx> yah that's pretty funny
<ckx> almost as funny as picking pubic hair out of your teeth
#296919
<dd7> "erics laptop is all elite and shit he has a black console up all the time and he's always typing in these color coded commands i have no idea what he's doing on it"
<dd7> i didnt have the heart to tell dan i was just using a fancy irc theme
#44705
<aslplz> w0w dood i juz had a epiphany
<FoSZoR> I dont understand this. How can someone so stupid use such a big word?
<aslplz> google :<
#301808
<Flack> hey guys whats the link to that website that goes through a little animation telling you to google things
#303792
<emFox> Kali ma!
* emFox rips Novu's still-beating heart out of his chest and lowers his body into a flame pit.
<emFox> Bali Mangthi Kali Ma!
<Novu_Ferret> This is how I know he loves me
#22995
<nover> I think methamphetimines is the only word over 5 letters you hobags know how to spell
#7422
<|VenoMtv|> my dad called me up to wish me a happy birthday
<|VenoMtv|> he said, happy 22 birthday, and i replied, dad, i'm 23
<|VenoMtv|> and he said, but i thought u started to drink last year
<|VenoMtv|> i said, no, i started in high school =x
#17981
<Phix> 70lbs of plutonium fell into san francisco bay off some ship or something
<Phix> did it cause any freak deformities?
<Phix> well it is San Francisco
#6190
<cyn> what the fuck do you need dual gf3's for
<n2deep> cause i want dual monitors
<cyn> how are you gunna fit two AGP cards in one box?
<n2deep> uhm
<n2deep> FUC
<n2deep> FUCK FUCKF
#10992
<Peter> Scooby-doo. Reason enough to *never* get your pets high, especially on weed.
#294673
(ail) DESCRIBE HER LABIA
(Iridium) Meaty
(ail) like a ham hock
(Iridium) Like the inglorious results of an apprentice butcher's first time with the saw.
(Char-) you have a way with words
#27911
<CrackZ> I'm gonna be getting a new boss soon too
<CrackZ> its a power hungry female
<CrackZ> ya know the type
<CrackZ> her 'can do' profile is going to clash with my 'can't be arsed' profile
#4644
<Byn> What's the difference between cows and the guys on this floor?
<Byn> The cows don't jack off in our showers.
#60930
<Greenbox> the place i ordered chicken parmesan from forgot the chicken
<Greenbox> so instead of calling and complaining, like a normal person would
<Greenbox> I used asterisk and called them from the number of the department of health
<Greenbox> and told them a random screening of their food had just been conducted, and they failed miserably
<Greenbox> so they were ordered not to serve food until an inspection later today
<Ignite> ROFL
<Kevin> rofl
<Ignite> hahahahahhaha
<Kevin> <3 Greenbox
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#58
<disconect> Tekken and sex both give my hand a cramp if I do it for too long, though...
#1765
<skunko> my standards for chicks right now are super low
<skunko> i'd go out with a chick as long as she wasnt fat, was shorter than me, and was going to get me off in some fashion
#64256
(+wolrah) I need to get a job building fire extinguishers.
(+wolrah) I just realized the greatest way to say "I quit"
(+wolrah) Fill them with gasoline