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#68398
TrogL> the person handing out official photo id will not give you your official photo id unless you have your official photo id
TrogL> 3 people are trying to get her to see the catch-22 and she's not getting it
[...]
TrogL> the lady with the ID's gave up and is now handing them out at random
TrogL> she's not even checking to make sure the picture matches
TrogL> apparently I'm a skanky blonde
TrogL> the guy next door's picture shows him bleeding profusely from a head wound
TrogL> gotta love low-bid contractors
#87882
<Liontamer> Aight, gonna roll in a few, and I'll be gone until probably midnight
<djpretzel> what's up? just work?
<Liontamer> WWE's in Baltimore; got tix
<djpretzel> oh my
<djpretzel> next time I ask, and the answer involves adult males groping each other for spectacle, just lie and say work
#110375
[thom] I'm going to order one of those MIND erasing kits...
[xexyz] a bong, thom?
#14456
<cix> they're outside aren't they?
<s> what is "outside"?
<cix> it's that place they show on "Discover"
<cix> I think it's near Montana.
#305429
<@AnnonSSI> ... /google-starts-censoring-bittorrent-rapidshare-and-more-110126/
<@Skitzo> noooooooooo
<@Skitzo> fuck google
<@Skitzo> i'm never going to use another google product again
<@Skitzo> except for my phone
<@Skitzo> and google chrome because it's a rad browser
<@Skitzo> and gmail
<@Skitzo> and gtalk
<@Skitzo> and google search
<@Skitzo> shit
#298929
<ehird> erm, presumably two processes have a reason to talk
<ehird> or are you writing "blind date OS"
#3559
<Geothermal> "<Sphlynxo> Watch your mouth, son." what the hell was that
<Geothermal> he better be joking
<Geothermal> 'cause this is fucking finalfight
<Kazz-readin> Yeah. Fight the power!
<dregan> Where the men are men, the women are women, the sheep are scared, and the preteen girls are 40-year-old men!
#48076
PatamonKid: but, while we hadn't been talking, I was starting to like someone else we knew
PatamonKid: found out last night she had liked me a lot at the same time
Guardian Angel: You must feel like you're in a hentai game D:
PatamonKid: actually, yes. That's EXACTLY how if feels. x_x
PatamonKid: except, you know, I won't actually get any at the end.
Guardian Angel: hahahahahahah
#45537
<robotron> Dr_[^o^] is it true that people in your country name their kids by throwing silverware in the air and naming their kids after the sounds it makes when it hits the ground
<robotron> like ching chong kang
<robotron> @_@
<Dr_[^o^]> robie: is it true that you guys name your kids by throwing the bible
#29456
< krept_> tomorrow is going to be cool
< krept_> i'm going to have real friends
< krept_> SCREW THIS INTERNET BULLSHIT
<@meth> going to get a few new action figures?
< krept_> nah, just unpacking them finally
#9205
<[empathy]> i found out the other day that i was in the local newspaper
<[empathy]> under a title along the lines of 'new station security cameras paying off
#49861
ec0 R 1: i just LOVE spending money
suburbia37: but hopefully you'll be making it back in spades
ec0 R 1: whatever that means... lol
suburbia37: right now i'm picturing people throwing shovels at you
#30957
<nomad> everything loads so fast on this computer
<nomad> I have no time to decide what I will do next
#5739
* Now talking in #freeciv
* Topic is '<nouja> when i'm tired i start to type "feeciv" <patrix> feeciv: cause civilizationought to make you more money!'
#19068
<LightYear> I would just get a cellphone recharger for the A/C
<|majik|> well
<LightYear> they are cheap if you know where to look.
<|majik|> the one i have sucks
<LightYear> or you can get a 13.5 volt power supply and hooched that to the adapter..
<|majik|> it pissed me off that it i smashed it ;x
<LightYear> oh smashing isn't really good for electronics.
<LightYear> although I have fixed smashed things before.
<LightYear> go buy a new one.
<LightYear> sometimes I have told customers that... like when something is crap I'll remove a screw from the back and hand it to the customer and say "okay, this is good, replace everything else"
#16586
<shagman> and here I go rollerblading in black jeans and a dark blue t-shirt
<shagman> it must be 40 out
<SourKey> your nuts
<shagman> yeah, they're hot too
#11130
<InvalidUser> Its like my Uncle Eric used to say, he'd say... "IU, lookit
the ass on that guy" To which I'd reply, "I'm not gay Eric", and he'd say
"Oh yeah, sorry bout that" and we'd laugh and laugh. Then he'd try to
molest me.
#18562
<skwerrel> i know a guy who brings his apple notebook (whatever the hell they're called) to philosophy class. if there was ever a class that you DON'T need a computer for, its philosophy
<Robowan> Maybe he brought it as proof that there is no god?
#27748
<snag> in my dreams it was like i was dreaming as normal but i kept getting pron popups.. heh as if i was watching a movie in full screen then all the sudden .. XXXPASS 4 FREE!
<BombScare> thats cause you always jerk off to the free preivew section of porn sites before you go to bed
#304466
<unfunf> the only problem with hemp is that all the sites that support it and show what it is actually good for (and it is good for a lot of things)
<unfunf> look like shit because they are made by fucking stoners
#38412
< jordan_> A Spanish-language version of Windows XP, destined for
Latin American markets, asked users to select their gender
between "not specified," "male" or "bitch," because of an
unfortunate error in translation.
#1704
<tress> I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
#30348
* Icy-mu cackles
<Icy-mu> i have discovered why we have halloween
<Icy-mu> its cause vampires like blood
<Icy-mu> and cant eat candy
<+Hamster_Of_Death> and candy companies like money
<Icy-mu> so they get all the childern to go get free candy
<Icy-mu> then the vampires suck the sugar blood outta the childern
<Icy-mu> those fiends
<+r3d3> you know at first that theory sounded like it was going to be stupid, but now it makes sense
#28517
<Vamp_Boy> Arguing with the ops is like shaking your fist at God. There's nobody there; and if there is, he's not listening. And if he's listening, all you're doing is pissing him off.
#7263
<|nqbuss> i have no problem deciding what to do. if i'm hungry, i eat. if i'm tired, i sleep, if i need to user the bathroom, i use the bathroom, if none of the above, i sit in front of the computer