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#34484
<Unrelated> Does anyone know if its possible to asign RAM a phsyical address?
<Unrelated> so that I can effectively turn it into a virtual HDD?
<SlackDug> url ramdrive
<migas> - "ramdrive": http://www.broadbandnuts.com/index.php?page=ramdrive
<Unrelated> not the same though
<SlackDug> it's never the same as the real thing ;[
<Unrelated> I'm trying to find a way to install, and run, Win3.11 entirely in RAM
<everest> why?!
<Unrelated> shits and giggles
<everest> you need a girlfriend
<Unrelated> true as that may be
Comment: #geekissues
#39984
(Nick): nobody believed about my abs, so I took a pic of it.. nobody thinks I have a nice sized penis.. so do I have to prove you wrong again?
(Deranged): Exactly how far does your camera zoom?
#37503
<everest-> seems your most effective method of contraception is your personality
Comment: #geekissues
#4658
<Const> zero's gay? I just thought he was into porking his cat
<Zero> My cat is a girl :p
#1276
<meretrix> as far as i'm concerned, a cute girl is a cute girl.
<meretrix> even if she's a guy.
#8376
<Rach|Dressing > i just had the yummiest shower
<Rach|Dressing > it was nice and hot
<Fentom > ....damn it people prove that your hands ARE ON THE KEYBOARD after that comment
#32514
<Ender_CN> I read the bible, as soon as I found out god was jesus' father I knew it was just a cheap star wars rip off so I stopped
#242611
<@danhm> I like lasagna but hate making it
<@danhm> it's like the antithesis of a baby
#229818
<chicane> Sex And The City EXTENDED DVDRip XviD-BeStDivX
<chicane> sigh
<chicane> another release
<Atrius> I already thought that sarah jessica parker's nose was extended enough
#22113
<@RickBitch> If you break up with a chick, and u see her and her new boyfriend together some time, go up to the boyfriend and say
<@RickBitch> "Just remember, everytime you kiss those lips, my dicks been there"
#303421
<boikpark> The guy was found dead in his apartment with his penis in a jar of peanut butter, apparently.
<Sohcahtoa> Well it sounds like that guy...
* Sohcahtoa puts on his sunglasses
<Sohcahtoa> ...was fucking nuts.
<Sohcahtoa> YYYYEEEAAAAAHHHHH
#29243
<sir haides> you wanna know what i did?
<sir haides> you're going to _love_ this.
<hile> sure
<sir haides> i inserted an Aqua cd.
<sir haides> the band.
<sir haides> Aqua crashed my mac.
<sir haides> fucking ironic.
<sir haides> ain't it?
#36303
<`Riku> my god
<`Riku> someone actually has a licence plate in Finland that says "GOA-753"
#2738
<ckx> xmas was fun back before i was blessed with pubes and still had hopes and dreams and such
#58450
<Jamie_M> my first concussion was from a giant black guy hurling me across the room
<Jamie_M> note to you all: Dont play power rangers with giant black guys
#70479
<%spock1104> what am i, a girl?
* spock1104 looks down
<%spock1104> i don't see a vagina
<+Toba|BSD> your boobs are in the way
Comment: #wpi
#295702
Bouch: whats a gargleborg?
Shivers: thats what you get when you let nanites loose in a jar of mouthwash.
#2402
<intra> I want to propose to my wife with a giant foam #1 finger instead of a ring.
#239784
Jimmy: People like to write on the wall above the urinals ...
Jimmy: So whenever the school has their big monthly tour, they paint over it.
Jimmy: ... the morning after the tour: "FIRST!"
#70943
<landen> dioid the spark of knowledge gleams in every student. the duty of the teacher is to water it.
Comment: #math on efnet
#27225
Xtcneed: hello
MissenLinxGOD: hi
MissenLinxGOD: this is
Xtcneed: thats what i would like to know
MissenLinxGOD: umm you IMed me
Xtcneed: like hell i did!
MissenLinxGOD: WHO IS THIS
#300818
<Crispy`> my friend is making my other friend's girlfriend rage on facebook by arguing with her about how Twilight is the dumbest shit ever
<Crispy`> so I created Twilight for Men.
<Crispy`> government scientist fused DNA with Hayden P. and Mila Kunis to create the hottest woman ever with big titties and a nice ass, and she's all over my dick but it turns out she's a pirate and I'm like "omg but I want to be a pirate" and she's all naked near me and shit and I'm like "you're the most perfect thing ever" ... See Moreand she's like "I know, now fuck me"
<Crispy`> and then all the sudden it turns out the government actually made someone else who was fused from the DNA of Kristen Bell and Elisha Cuthbert and she shows up and is like "what the fuck but I want your dick more." and I'm like "D:"
<Crispy`> and then the Kristen and Elisha fusion is like "OH AND IM A NINJA SHITYEAH" and I'm like "FUUUUUUUUUUUCK NINJAS VS PIRATE" and then this was my face when they were fighting a war near me " :O "
<Crispy`> with none of them wearing shirts oh and they all have super nice tits and are not fat at all and are the most perfect looking women ever and then they all want my dick so bad it's hard for me to choose and also whether I want to be a Ninja or Pirate it's a very tough decision.
#50716
nurv3947: So, I was talking to one of my friends, and she's kinda fat, right?
nurv3947: And this woman walks up to us, looks at my friend and asks "Are you pregnant?"
nurv3947: And she says "Yes, I got gang raped by twelve donuts."
#3913
<ScumDog> Mexicans rock because down in Mexico they're too poor to update any of the arcade games
<ScumDog> so all the players rock at games on 12-year-old hardware
<ScumDog> not surprisingly, there's also a large concentration of Double Dragon champions there
#7706
archon > man, that was fun
archon > hooray for hack tools and logs
z0e > lumberjack blowjob?