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#9920
<James> buy a Pentium 4 so you can reboot faster man.
#29906
<ZyKl0n> my uncle died on saturday
<ZyKl0n> :(
<ZyKl0n> I don't understand it... he was 43
<ZyKl0n> I hope I don't die when I'm 43
<j0sh> sux to be himi
<j0sh> did he die on the toilet
<j0sh> ?
<ZyKl0n> no... dropped dead walking up a driveway to an auction
<ZyKl0n> just keeled over
<j0sh> ROFL
<j0sh> did u take pics
<j0tun> OMG
<j0tun> what kinda question is that?
#16694
«FivePee»: brb gotta piss and get a cock
«FivePee»: omg
«FivePee»: get a coke
«Electronut»: rofl
#30669
<Smith> why the fuck do you name your pen0rs
<Chronic> lol
<Chronic> hey baby wanna come back to my place and play with doody
#8251
<AnneRobinson^> Do Canadians really like fart jokes for entertainment???
<shagman> fart jokes rock
<shagman> take this classic canadian joke for example
* shagman farts on IEatChildren
#29167
<Digga> they're all shit in my....WHAT THE FUCK?
<Digga> it sounded like someone just tried to kick the door in
<Digga> brb
<Digga> i open the door
<Digga> someone's lying there
<Jiggaboy> wtf
<Digga> they came to deliver a pizza leaflet
<Digga> tripped up the step
<Digga> smashed into the door
<Digga> and fell over
#306236
<BCMM> hah, trying to find "inactive ram" on wikipedia, but actually finding a study on asexuality in sheep
<BCMM> no kidding.
#7429
<@a> i should get "butt plug" tattooed on my cock
#5426
<Alcaron> You should set yourself up a webcam. I don't know why, but I get this feeling we'll catch you doing something stupid. :)
<Longi> Alcaron: thats exactly the reason i wont set one up, the high probablity of me doing someone extremely embarassing
<Longi> err?
<Longi> THING
<Longi> someTHING!
#5531
<Anton> my unhairy mates have better luck than me with women
<Spooky> shitty
<Spooky> I figure keep your spirits up and standards low
#6983
<unlord> you are now talking to a man who owns a piece of furniture for the express purpose of sleeping on it
<Animix> oooooooooooh
<Animix> can I have your autograph
#2744
<Longi> i'm going to go moisturize my testicles.
Longi is gone (02:23AM): vitamin wank
#28540
<Ash> Hatter is a fountain of wit. I'm a master of emoticons. scar_ is Norwegian, blazemore has a cool laptop. Each of us was born with a superpower, and together we are unstoppable.
#17414
<tytu> does anyone ever pull hisself?
<r0mulus> what?!
<tytu> when you pull your...you know
<r0mulus> hmm
<r0mulus> no
<r0mulus> i don't
<r0mulus> know what you mean
<tytu> you wrap your hand around your dick and then start to pull up and down
<r0mulus> umm... i think your in the wrong channel
#103855
<italy> i listen to a fuckton of orbital last night
<spook> orbital is like listening to a computer that won't boot
<italy> who dislikes orbital lol
<spook> beeeep beep beep beep!
<spook> is my videocard busted or is it orbital?
#38985
<BiscuitLynai> 4 days from now is the anniversay of alliyah's death =(
<Gabriel> I remember when she died
<Gabriel> I felt bad masturbating to a dead person
Comment: #forum-m@irc.freenode.net
#10135
<Starchild> !define PCMCIA
<CCU-Bot> DEFINING... ONE MOMENT, PLEASE
<CCU-Bot> 2 entries found for PCMCIA.
<CCU-Bot> Entry 1/2:
<CCU-Bot> PCMCIA
<CCU-Bot> <body, standard> Personal Computer Memory Card International
<CCU-Bot> Association. (Or People Can't Memorise Computer Industry
<CCU-Bot> Acronyms).
<CCU-Bot> DONE - PCMCIA (Entry 1/2)
<Starchild> hey, fuck you
#29930
<PigsCantFly> whats the most you've wanked in one day?
<SteamedHams> 5 guys
#57141
<Halbred> I still remember the storys my grandfather told me about when he was in WW2, and when they stormed auswichts.
<Kurai> auschwitz.
<Kurai> i'd say "grammar nazi", but that'd be in bad taste.
#310394
<&Orillion> All my lines are under the GNU public license
<&Orillion> Feel free to interpret and rewrite them as you like
<&Orillion> I know my girlfriend does
#301243
[nickeax] If you could be any monarch, which would you choose?
[Hex] batman
[robzy] batman
#310520
<smathson_> /quit
<smathson_> /quit
*** smathson_ has left IRC. Quit: leaving
<chiper> if at first you don't succeed...
#117877
<WeirdAl> !seen peterv
<firebot> peterv was last seen 2 weeks, 6 days, 15 hours, 2 minutes and 31 seconds ago, saying '* peterv looks for a place to hide' in #developers
<Wolf> guess he found one.
Comment: irc.mozilla.org #developers
#6625
<@Greg> how do i start apps automatically when i log into os x?
<@desnarf> hit it with a hammer
<@desnarf> but you need a robot arm for it to happen automatically
#28806
<tuls> i'll never tell
<LaLaLand> slut
<LaLaLand> you're name is slut spelled backwards
* LaLaLand is soo fucking slow
<tuls> you are name is slut spelled backwards