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#29399
<gloone> you've been a gamer for quite some time i hear
<homerj_> that's "gay man"
#30755
—› join: (D99) (Anon@MAK2237-A.STUDENT.TCU.EDU)
—› mode: (ChanServ) sets (+o D99)
—› quit: (Demize99) (Anon@Demize99.user.gamesnet) (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
(@D99) this is retarded
(@D99) I wouldn't stay connected to my own cock if i had to access it through TCU's internet
#15454
[Shinji] my pants are pretty disturbed too!
[Shinji] then again, you'd be pretty disturbed if you spent your life this close to my crotch.
#3102
<duk0r> Vegetable oil is made out of vegetables. Olive oil is made out of olives. So what the fuck is baby oil made out of?
#19693
<jliechty> all right, i'm so fucking bored now
<jliechty> this sucks
<bryce> go and get a deer head to mount
<jliechty> sounds like a good idea
<jliechty> where can i find one?
<bryce> on a deer
#9253
centenarygirl: maybe someday, but not right now
RKM 82: "maybe someday" do you mean that, or is that just thrown in there to comfort me
centenarygirl: no.........I really mean it
<PizzaMind> maybe means "when I'm 30, my pussy is floopy, no one else wants me and I've finally grown out of liking assholes"
#30362
<@Drag-oN> twinkie? oO
<@Zeromecha> Twinkie, the only food tough enough to survive a nucular blast
<@Drag-oN> it contains roaches? OO
#295369
<Illing> can anyone recommend a good cult?
#215588
<*********> memo to self - don't google puffy without google safesearch on.
#5431
<FutabaAoi> i know none of you shower
<Jakov> I shower 40 times a day fool
<FutabaAoi> golden ones dont count
#2115
<opivy-z28> I'm being totally serious... do any of you ever see like a 9-12 yr old girl and think she has nice legs
<opivy-z28> i do...and i wonder if thats normal
#54151
<Diamond> But then again, as a programmer I'm obsessed with code that just plain looks good.
<Diamond> I want to look at code and go "You are a beautiful woman"
<Diamond> And then, I make love to it by adding on to it.
<Diamond> I'm a very romantic programmer.
#49882
<utonium> * QUESTION * 302975 of 341350, worth 10 points: how many equal sides are there on a scalene triangle?
<utonium> Answer: ....
<mannyt> four
<utonium> Answer: .o..
<Missl337> four
<witchyp00> 4
<Missl337> none
<Missl337> duh
#154850
<@Genesis`> Dr Phil said: Sometimes you just got to give yourself what you wish someone else would give you.
<@Genesis`> i cant bend over that far :(
#8075
<minkus> ohh my god these pies taste great
<minkus> if only i could fuck them
<minkus> WAIT! I CAN
#6714
<_git_> hey folks, what does @ mean in front of someones nick?
<thorn``> The @ symbol identify's the channel operators.. Chops have extra commands for control of the room
<_git_> does it mean that persons is a sad wanker who spends his life on irc, has no real friends, and prefers to chat on here than in a pub?
#30054
*** Signoff: usrbingeek (Quit: I patched Windows XP and all I got was this lousy reboot.)
#44701
<usu_> Well, for the past weeks, Bush's approval rating has consistently been well below 50%.
<usu_> And you all know what that means, right?
<usu_> To put it in perspective, it means that if he were a quote on QDB, his score would be below 0.
<usu_> Huzzah!
#35692
<Roscoe> show me a cisco config
<Roscoe> and were talkin
* Amun pulls down pants
* Amun shows roscoe his cisco config
* Roscoe sees your running a small pipe
Comment: geeked
#102424
<Maneko> what doesn't kills you only makes you stronger.
<Kojispruke> You have obviously never had a limb ripped off by a bloodthirsty shark.
#17359
«+kennyv» drakkhen: heh, a buddy of mine offered me a p3 800mhz for 80 bucks about a year ago
«+kennyv» but i was like "GRRR FUCK INTEL BITCH"
«+kennyv» then i carved an amd logo into my chest with an old isa sound card
#56577
<@Stupid_0> Never compromise your principles, except to get laid or if there's a chance of a pay rise.
#59780
<Toba> how can you be decidedly and forcefully indifferent?
<est> I DON'T CARE
Comment: #qc
#310724
<ceren> actually it's more like when a cat eats tinsel
<ceren> and you have to pull out lumps of hardened turds from the cat's ass
<ceren> that's what removing technical debt is like
#4140
<uneasier> [ric], a student has to make money.. the pay was good and it wasnt nearly as degrading as you would think
<[ric]> uneasier: I realise, but think how the chickens felt?
<uneasier> they were heavily drugged
<[ric]> I am sure there is some bad joke in this about chickens eating seed, but let's just leave it at that