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#52939
<Luncheon> i like my women how i like my whiskey... 12 years old and from scotland
#8820
<OhioJoe> Steempy, you mentioend an automatic swich box.. I have a chrome box that has a switch on it too, with coax connecters on eitehr side, with a switch on it.. that is a manual switch box?
<God-Zilla> nah, thats a prostate stimulator
<neogeoMAN> I have one of those wired to my tinfoil hat.
<neogeoMAN> I can switch the aliens on or off.
#6662
<enrol> my new ircing technique is unstoppable
<jj> do you think youre dalnet sword can defeat me!?
<jj> en guard, ill let you try my efnet style
#27964
<bishead> 8===========================>
<[Piratez]> 8=D
<bishead> u got jipped
<[Piratez]> i'm jewish
#21902
<Megatron50000> I MAY BE PHATETIC BUT AT LEAST I CAN SEPLL!!!
#261933
<elDiablo> I HATE MENUS
<elDiablo> MEN FUCKING US
<elDiablo> ...
<elDiablo> Wait a minute
<Xarlaxas> ?
<MaximusBrood> Typo of the day.
<elDiablo> Quiet you
#29164
<DNAspark99>Why would I want to join the army and throw away my life to the government?
<DNAspark99>Tho on the plus side, I'd love to go to iraq and gun me down some reporters...
#220552
redux: oh god, this bug bite is killing me
redux: i am not enjoying my hot chocolate lol
Queue: try pouring it over the bite, Hot Chocolate has a natural compound that extracts the poisons
redux: really? thanks
redux: OH FUCKING GOD THAT BURNS
redux: you fucking bitch, my skin is all red now
***redux is now offline
#34924
<lolboy> she can't hear because of the penisbirds
<@Pi> lol
<@penisfish> they go CAWK
<@penisfish> CAWK CAWK CAWK CAWK CAWK CAWK
#304215
<Juliet|Awesome> going to "bed" so I can "read" a "book", maybe "learn" a little more "esperanto"
* Juliet|Awesome is now known as Juliet|pr0n
* Juliet|pr0n is now known as Juliet|Zzzzzzzzz
<PovAddict> o_O
<Juliet|Zzzzzzzzz> stupid dvorak
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#2819
<neck> i no longer wear tshirts
<neck> oh, wtf am i talking about, i have on on as i speak
#28562
<suraka> there should be a GTA3 mod to see how many prostitutes you can sleep with in 5mins
<Lynkx> there is, its called college
#3340
(koch): !need some help
(koch): !anyone in private please
(@Lynkx): koch: what the hell are you doing
(@dc): hes an idiot
(@Lynkx): !i want a vagina
(@Lynkx): shit
(@Lynkx): don`t werk
#6867
Brooke: If I don't get a manicure, I'm going to stick my hands in the garbage disposal.
Lynxie: YOU CANNOT WRITE WITH NO HANDS! I DON'T WANT TO WAIT 'TIL YOU LEARN TO TYPE WITH YOUR NOSE!!!!
#13537
<Ajplus1> My plan is to make a steel ball, put my video games and chips in there, then roll myself into the ocean, where I'll be safe
<zardolf> how will you get out?
<Ajplus1> I don't think that far
#40409
elvira_> i told my psychiatrist that i was feeling suicidal, now he wants me to pay on a cash up front basis
#48892
storm-shadow: damn it!!
storm-shadow: my computer has got some huge cock problems!
storm-shadow: not a regular problem... not even a big problem... no, that would be too weak a wording.
storm-shadow: this is a huge cock problem!
storm-shadow: when i open firefox, my comp freezes up for about thirty seconds.
storm-shadow: won't respond at all. i hit start, nothing. ctrl + alt + del, nothing.
storm-shadow: then thirty seconds later, all that shit starts popping up on me.
storm-shadow: that, by definition, is a huge cock problem.
snake-eyes: that is weird
snake-eyes: not your computer freezing, that's fairly common
snake-eyes: but, your choice of words does indeed frighten me
#125781
[17:33] <Julia-Maureen> Hold on, my cat is screaming...
#8653
(ยจ) signoff/#housemartin.. erandus (Quit: If a guy builds 1000 bridges,
and sucks one cock, he isn't a bridge builder. He's a cock sucker.)
#2546
<wilylojik> you ever get that "not so fresh" feeling?
<immi> wilylojik like after i cum on my balls
<immi> ?
<wilylojik> like after you've been running windows for 6 months
<wilylojik> which I suppose, yes, is like after you cum on your balls immi
#205
(D1) ignore me
(D1) 9 out of 10 women do.
#6967
<kate> you MALE. always wanting to talk about football instead of my menstrual cycle.
#309577
<Caboose> Mango, you're a programmer, right?
<Mango> Depends. If you're asking because you're curious, yes, I've been a programmer for most of my career.
<Mango> If you're asking because you installed 5000 toolbars and now your computer "runs kinda slow", I work at Starbucks.
#15851
<NikeMan> Uuuuh, in 10 mins i'll be driving boat. And it's 9am
<NikeMan> Suckz
<Camus> I could drive if I wanted to but I don't feel like turning on my playstation.
<Fleebis> lol
#32718
<Allahkat> I would like to do a comparison between fraknet's #fark and #frak.
<Allahkat> #Frak: <ocean2> a^2 + b^2 = c^2
<Allahkat> <ocean2> where c is the longest side of a triangle
<Allahkat> #Fark: <Allahkat> Well, if you have a small weener, you can put it in my bum.
<Allahkat> <Wintermute> front bum?
<Allahkat> <Allahkat> Both bums.
<ocean2> haha
<Allahkat> Does anyone see a slight difference?
<ocean2> i'm not sure
<Allahkat> HAHA
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