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#29470
<@jwz> "i like that unix has zombie processes... it would be even better if there were also ninja processes... or maybe some ultimate pirate ninja zombie helper monkey... then it would be the best operating system EVER."
#31131
<juice> HEY DOES ANYONE WANT some HIGH quality pens? pens that wont fail you ever? Go to the pen island, at www.penisland.com today!
#56225
<+Pi> dhhhhh
* Pi is trying out dvorak again
<+elmar> the dvorak keyboard?
<+Pi> no, fucking the composers corpse.
#31308
<+ImaboyO> anyway... you shouldnt be interested in linux anymore.. u have a gf ;p
#2161
<|Chris> anyone else got beer?
<|Chris> wanna play a drinking game with me?
<|Chris> everytime a line contains a word, you have to drink.
#294629
<@isosceles> im at the pharmacy
<@isosceles> getting sleeping pills for my wife
<@isosceles> and then i realize: i need to get vaseline (for chapped skin/oil pastel) and baby wipes (for makeup removal)
<@isosceles> but then i stopped, after realizing how horrible that would look at the register
#2652
<+Cypherus> what is a splash-screen?
<Nagaika> when your screen falls into the bathtub
#9358
<treph> when the topic is something that I care about? that's circular definition. sorry.
<ShaneBe> what do you care about?
<treph> I care when the argument considers present or imminent action.
<treph> and also when it's mathematical - in the old sense of mathematical
<ShaneBe> like whether or not to remove yourself from burning buildings?
<treph> yeah.
#216997
<Shii> ethane, mcdonalds can be a fun and rewarding job
<Shii> to get fired from
<Cpl_Ethane> Shii: I worked there, over uhm
<Cpl_Ethane> 15 years ago
<Cpl_Ethane> and I got fired
<Shii> what for?
<Cpl_Ethane> shii: you know those paper burger king crowns that BK used to hand out? I showed up to work wearing one
Comment: #raspberryheaven
#17944
<Jarp> i am 19 years old
<Jarp> the big 2.0, if ya add up the numerals
#31493
Velociraptor: Do you have ne updog?
SAMrhodes87: What the fuck is UPDOG?
Velociraptor: nuthin much wha bout u?
#17902
<ZaphHD> I almost bought a kiddy pool today...thought about filling it up with
water and filling myself up with beer in the back yard
<ZaphHD> but it reminded me too much of homer simpson
#8257
<+Incantation> shag's 100% let you cry on his shoulder and make you think he cares so that he can manipulate you into sucking his cock
<+Julie42> HOLY SHIT! Good. Because here I was thinking I had to think of things to cry about, just so I could suck on his cock.
#54903
<taste.it> mh... if one of us had to die right now and you could decide if it was you or me, who would you choose?
<wiesel> that's hard... well, i'd say i'd let you die... people are egoistic, that's the way it is
<taste.it> and you think you could live with that decision?
<wiesel> better than with the other one.
#296866
<Pryoidain> I just spazzed on some poor telemarketer, and then orchestrated it to my advantage
<Pryoidain> I picked up my cell phone
<Pryoidain> he said something about vacuumes
<Pryoidain> and I just made this series of loud noises
<Pryoidain> then held the phone away from my face, and yelled in my normal voice
<Pryoidain> "JESUS HE'S GOT THE PHONE!"
<Pryoidain> then dropped it and fumbled it a few times
<Pryoidain> then picked it up, and very calmly said
<Pryoidain> "Nathanial Private Mental Services, How may I help you?"
<Pryoidain> I heard a click, and that's the last I think I'll ever hear from them
#25606
<Drugdown> Everyone makes mistakes.
<Fleebis> Especially you.
#1224
<blazemore> <SonGohanX> from age 0-4 was like, playskool toys
<blazemore> <SonGohanX> 5-13 was nintendo and sega
<blazemore> <SonGohanX> 14-present IRC
<blazemore> <SonGohanX> that was my life in a nutshell
<LkAway1> * blazemore is now known as SonGohanX
#21148
<StmChser> anyone here know any good gay pron sites?
<StmChser> er
<StmChser> pay
<StmChser> shi
<StmChser> t
#46074
(Bismarck) Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes!!!!
(Bismarck) France is going to house the new nuclear fusion reactor!
(Bismarck) If it suceeds, cheap long term energy. If it fails, BAM! France is gone!
(Bismarck) It's win win!
#36303
<`Riku> my god
<`Riku> someone actually has a licence plate in Finland that says "GOA-753"
#4602
<FreshBrew> IM DONT MATH FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
<FreshBrew> HELL FUCKING YES
<kolby> you still in english?
#37400
<rpop> I hate @ sign before ops
<rpop> I usually take it off.. waste of space
<rpop> recently I had to put it back on though
<rpop> I kept insulting retards on efnet without realizing they had ops
#3112
<shaun|WRK> bah...porno's get borring after like 5 min
<|D-ToX|> all u just told me was u Blow yer load in 5 mins
#60519
<dekkon> i just got gas for $2.58
<Rjx> he bought mexican food
Comment: #geekissues
#8648
<hakan> i asked this hot girl out, she said she just wanted to be pen pals
<hakan> and she dropped our class
<dr_rotcod> haha
<hakan> is that a good thing?