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#34625
(@Brant) I'm such a fucking moron sometimes
(@Brant) I was just listening to one of my band's songs
(@Brant) and I was like "Wow I like this song I should try to learn the guitar part" and picked up my guitar
(@Brant) then realized
(@Brant) :|
Comment: he must be tired
#62295
<Domr0x>Do you have a tape recorder?
<CuzCiz>No
<CuzCiz>but i have a pc with a good mic
<Domr0x>hmm, dont think we can smuggle your pc into the red hot chili peppers concert
#42769
<cooltim> fuck christmas shopping sucks. The gifts given/recieved ratio seems to drop as you get older. christmas used to be good.
<meaty> Yep. There's no upload quota. :(
<cooltim> That's right. there should be some sort of law, stating that total cost of gifts given only has to be proportional to gifts recieved.
<meaty> Absolutely. At least some sort of shaping system where the receivers of low-priority 'Christmas traffic' understand the circumstances, as agreed to in the EULA.
<cooltim> lmao
<morphix> lol
<meaty> Perhaps superior prezzie traffic should be assigned higher priority the next year, thus encouraging the receipt of data which is significantly more tangable than socks.
<meaty> And we all know the evil that is bestowed on socks. On average, 33% of them mysteriously go missing every wash.
<meaty> Presents are a total waste of precious bandwidth.
<meaty> We need a protocol like Bittorrent, only for presents.
#301487
saltydog: i told you
thero: you did?
saltydog: you said youd go if someone bought you a drink
thero: stop talking to me when im drunk
saltydog: that leaves a 5 minute window each day to talk to you
thero: thats not my problem
#14533
<Vedic> Boiling cheese = DON'T EAT
#7871
<damnyoure> where did you find that link
<Spoof> google
<damnyoure> and why would you believe something that some ass posted :/
<Spoof> cause he is .edu :D
#103975
<Vossk> ._.
<Macrona> What?
<Vossk> I was just sitting here fapping, and I looked to my right and the window was open.
<Macrona> Someone couldve seen you, lol.
<Vossk> Theres like a 10 year old GIRL FUCKING STANDING THERE WATCHING.
<Macrona> pwned
#22756
<LarsC> i'm a fuckign ninja.
<exii> Dude, you're not a ninja.
<DJTodd> A fucking Ninja?
<LarsC> yeah. i fuck you, and you don't even know I was there.
<Dayv> I heard your girlfriends have that problem.
#12572
<g_smackchik> did you know that it is anatomically impossible to lick your elbow...and 75% of the people who hear that actually try to lick their elbow?
<cochese_04> I've got the statistics in on how much I give a shit...the numbers are dangerously low!
#7473
<@straylight> ARGH
<@straylight> how can the AIM name "shotbybothsides" be taken? WHO THE FUCK WOULD TAKE THAT?
<@straylight> ...
<@straylight> other than me?
#3112
<shaun|WRK> bah...porno's get borring after like 5 min
<|D-ToX|> all u just told me was u Blow yer load in 5 mins
#299777
[ reppie ] to understand electricity you really need to be an ohmosexual
#38812
<timmo> man i need a girlfriend or a fuck buddy
<timmo> because i need a back massage
<filth_> getting my back scratched is probably what i miss most about being single
<sxh> i don't give a shit
<sxh> turn my back to a woman
<sxh> probably get stabbed
#14741
<[KoF]Pyramus> you wound me, sir
<EdgeCrusher> sorry
<EdgeCrusher> ill hit harder
#3502
<Butters> this girl I'm talking to on AIM just tried out her new "pink panther"
<chowda> Butters: I'm sure "she" did :)
#52659
<%Syntax> better !pout !cry
<%Syntax> better watchout
<%Syntax> lpr why
<%Syntax> santa claus town
<%Syntax> cat /etc/passwd >list
<%Syntax> ncheck list
<%Syntax> ncheck list
<%Syntax> cat list | grep naughty >nogiftlist
<%Syntax> cat list | grep nice >giftlist
<%Syntax> santa claus town
<%Syntax> who | grep sleeping
<%Syntax> who | grep awake
<%Syntax> who | egrep 'bad|good'
<%Syntax> for (goodness sake) {
<%Syntax> be good
<%Syntax> }
#50435
Panther: Play Civ4 until my eyes bleed.
Panther: Then wash them out and play some more.
Xeno: ...
Xeno: =( damn all I'm gonna do is have tons of sex eat pizza and watch anime..
Panther: X.x
Panther: You win.
Xeno: ::bow::
#3320
<spd-dmn> lee: hows the baybee
<Virtualee> spd-dmn She's great! Growing so fast!
<spd-dmn> aw
<spd-dmn> got any pics?
<spazzer> has she sprouted appendages yet?
<KK-> lol
<spazzer> don't babies grow like potatos?
<spd-dmn> ahaha
<spd-dmn> spazzer you're on crack, buddy
<spazzer> you mean they DON'T?
<spazzer> they come out with arms and legs?
<spazzer> shit
<spazzer> i have a whole new respect for women
#932
<livewire> I would like to put those fuckers who are protesting bonsaikitten.com in glass bottles
#23525
[00:22] <ZioN]Infin1ty> i prefer being fat and have friends
[00:22] <SabrWolf> :D
[00:22] <ZioN]Infin1ty> than being lifeless like you
[00:22] <ZioN]Infin1ty> and sitting all home near the pc
[00:22] <SabrWolf> why do i have to repeat
[00:22] <ZioN]Infin1ty> time*
[00:22] <SabrWolf> they are only ur friends becuz they are scared u gonna eat them
#29220
<BD|Aweh> just like i pay £1m for every condom i use due to the size of it <The_Package> micro technology is mega expensive innit BD|Aweh :P
#13469
<Khalal> I never did understand that quote NG
<NintendoGuru> Khalal: That's because you haven't seen a picture of Andrew Vestal
<Khalal> What does he look like?
<NintendoGuru> Think Richard Simmons french kissing and electrical outlet
#29665
<danamania> my mother has picked up some anti MS sentiment from somewhere. we were driving today, and a fellow wandered out into the crossing. looked really confused, big glasses, a bit geeky, didn;t seem to know where he was going
<danamania> so she was like
<danamania> "look it's bill gates. should I run him over?"
#45065
<fimion> i think canada's country code should be .eh
Comment: amen. (#C&T)
#20457
<juri_> calc thread_saftey_dance
<algorithm> o/~ we can thread if we want to/ we can leaving blocking IO behind / but if your libs don't lock (and it seems they don't lock)
then they're no libs of mine. we can block if we want to/ setjmp()? longjmp()? never mind! / and we can act like select() is all
a bad dream / with a scheduler to hide behind o/~