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#52891
<JimmyJ> Ken: Your sister is so damn hot... I want to rape her for hours and hours...
<Ken1> AutoReply from Ken1: I am currently away, but my sister would be happy to give me your message.
<JimmyJ> OH CRAP!
#55152
<lm> hehe, my sis hates me now
<lm> I'm always joking about how fat she is
<losre> uh, she's hot actually
<lm> yah, but it's still funny to joke about it
<losre> sure
<lm> I was making jokes again and she started throwing pencils at me
<lm> then I said "you're a very naughty girl! roll to your room and think about what you did"
#57958
rcaron: remember, everything the MPAA touches is copyrighted
Toba: even toilet paper patterns
rcaron: Copyright (C) 2006 - MPAA/rcaron <======= seee?
Toba: D:
Toba: you're making me feel dirty
rcaron: and yes, i did make a deal with the devil (in the pale moonlight noless)
robert: rcaron, you let the mpaa touch you?
Toba: show us where the mpaa touched you on the doll
Comment: #wpi
#3240
* RatWork hands Matt^^^ the cluephone
(RatWork) it's for you
#48053
<canllaith> mornfall: in my grub bootloader for my laptop it says 'slackware 2.4' 'slackware 2.6' 'Diablo II LOD'
<canllaith> since that's all win2k is good for ;)
<canllaith> ...I shouldn't be allowed to touch bootloaders.
#945
(Fee^) i try to help...it's only a 28.8 , so pack a lunch
#4016
<djglitch> i'm thinking about getting the front desk chix number just to see if i still have it in me
<djglitch> she is sexy
<tyne> lol
<tyne> u got her number
<tyne> "0"
#50239
<Shinji> Man, if I had more money and less dignity, I'd go to an animecon with a fake tentacle up my ass. Just for the looks.
#771
<c-rOCK> I CANT WAIT TO SEE THAT COLLEGE GIRL GET RAPED BY A ALIIGATOR
#18795
GrndBe: The primary blockade in the way of my current interest of sexual nature is her sister.
GrndBe: Go figure.
* Strider_ decides to go make himself some food.
GrndBe: mmph
GrndBe: I need a widescreen TV
ChrisC: how so?
*** Signoff: Quix (Ping timeout for Quix[BayArea56k649.NetWiz.Net])
GrndBe: ChrisC: which?
ChrisC: how is the sister the blockade?
GrndBe: ah
GrndBe: She tends to get in the way at unfourtunate moments
GrndBe: We nearly kissed 5-6 times one night
GrndBe: and every time
GrndBe: right before our lips met
GrndBe: her sister said something
Dead_Ed: so kiss the sister first
Dead_Ed: then punch her in the face
#16401
<stutz> I hear you call your dick Godzilla
<mltj> yeah.
<stutz> Is that because its green and smells of fish?
<jamey> no, it's because it doesn't really exist
#319
<Garr|ncha> metallica is a terrible mix of heavy metal and country
#297398
<VyseTheQuick> i dropped my combo a lot
<VyseTheQuick> and i don't have control over OD
<RonJon1> wat
<SiftHeads> premature activation?
<VyseTheQuick> sadly yes
<SiftHeads> don't worry, it happens to everyone sooner or later.
<SiftHeads> someday you'll learn to control your activation
<pksage> You, too, can achieve Unison Bonus.
<@ApplesAtWork> I get a feeling this conversation isn't really about Rock Band
Comment: #Rockband
#4108
<reaper> I'm not racist I have colour TV :/
#308860
<judges119> Has anybody tried to eat the ingredients of a cake on the assumption the ingredients will be
<judges119> like the final product?
<mamacx> omg no
<maximumoffence> ...yes.
<maximumoffence> I was a stupid child
#40331
[Jyrka] A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.
#61592
<Khaos> Ok, so I was on a long, boring flight on sunday, ok?
<Khaos> the old lady sitting next to me was joking with the flight attendant, so when the attendant came to get our snack orders, the lady says, "Well, I'd have a nice sirloin."
<Khaos> The flight attendant played along, asking how she wanted that cooked.
<Khaos> As they were talking, I swear that the first thought that popped into my head was "Steak on a plane!"
<Khaos> I actually said this out loud. So now, I have a bruise on my arm from where the guy in the window seat hit me.
#579
[06:26pm] <shmoo> did you know if you deleate stuff you get your giggabytes back?
#26426
<Epi> God, whats that word where a chick is sorrounded by like 50 guys?
<Kharnifex> bukkake
<ArcaneMagik> Epi: engineering degree?
<Kharnifex> otherwise it's lekemba
<[L]o[L]> its the number one source of protein for women under 20 in japan
<bobbles> 1 chick for 50 guys
<bobbles> its a LAN
#12423
<Arafelis> Er, can anyone help me get rid of a virus?
<Arafelis> I sort of need to before it takes out my computer.
<Arafelis> It's creating a junk file called WIN386.swp
#14862
<_Peachy> i soooo need a t0mp00ter
<theraven> a what?
<_Peachy> a t0mp00ter sirry!
<theraven> i get you now
#300122
<Slashy> Kanye West has a new show coming out
<Slashy> No time slot, it just interrupts other shows
#7458
<loathe> CF 5 is way way better
<dev0n> way way better than what? a hand job from your mom?
#36180
<sahal> 6 million ways to die
<sahal> choose one
<mETh> i will
<sahal> i choose MSpaint
#3362
<Dllem> "another expressed his desire to try "onal sex." We're not sure what that is, but it sounds kinky."