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#68
<HomerJ> Microsoft could shit in a box, adn most people would buy it
#16768
<QiCK> Don't I just look ravishing in my father's dress.
#28983
<germany> is it true that every girl and boy in france has to learn how to sew a white flag when they're in school?
#300860
<spigwitmerdicks> so i had this cool dream where i was in the hospital in a body cast and could only communicate with pen & paper, which for some reason i drew a dick on a paper that i gave back to a nurse. a bunch of a nurses and doctors then gathered around it puzzled by the possible interpretations of what i wanted while i just laughed my ass off cause i just felt like drawing a fucking dick
#18425
<Zimbu> (my DDR trips prove the point that a fat sweaty kid walking around a mall attracts alot of attention/flies)
#3433
<kolby> Allow me to be serious. Kolby serious? Yea right. Well I'm kinda drunk and feel like getting a few things off my chest. See I'm not even supposed to be alive right now. When my mom was giving birth there was a big problem. I was suffocating and I almost died.
<Wes> how were you suffocating?
<kolby> See what happend is that my dick was wrapped around my neck 8 times.
#28528
* rudeguy looks around
* rudeguy doesnt see anyone
* rudeguy poos
* rudeguy was kicked by issuez (rudeguy /parts)
Comment: #geekissues
#28301
<BADGER> I wonder what Shakespeare would say if he ever was transported to our time and discovered goatse. "HIS ASS! This beige monstrosity mocketh me at every turn. Woe is my eyes. I owe apologies to my retinas, for such a curse have I endured on them. Woe! Woe!"
#8618
<Inflex> Oh my lord
<Inflex> This is so wierd.
<Inflex> In fact, it's wack.
<Noonan> what is
<Inflex> Non engineering classes.
<Inflex> They're like 40% chicks.
<Noonan> heheh
<Noonan> sometimes more
<Inflex> It's so fucked up.
<Inflex> When I walked in, I thought I was in a bar.
<Noonan> hahah
<Noonan> Welcome to the real world
<Inflex> This new world scares me.
#25169
<EssKay> i don't want to have fucking poles in my underwear, man.
<Rjx> that joke went so far over your head it got hijacked and flown into a major landmark
#13726
<Sumez> I must admit having two functional penises must have it advantages
<Darth-Phenom> You could fuck a woman and piss at the same time?
<Yolkhead> Would you really want to pee while having sex?
<Sumez> You miss to see the opportunities
#4762
<tatsumi> I wish I could look up and see the stars.
<Toen> you can, if you go outside
<tatsumi> ...... go where?
#55159
<misato> kat how would we breathe
<kat> or something...
<kat> through our mouths?
<misato> but our noses filter out crap whereour mouths cant
<kat> hmm...
<kat> i suppose we could evolve moouth filters
<kat> oooh, or fancy tongues!
<misato> lmao
<misato> but kat
<misato> what about oral sex
<odj_310388> what would be the purpose of fancy tongues?
<odj_310388> wait
<odj_310388> i retract that statement
#28938
<DreamStiller> whats the advantage of php compared to servers like geocities?
<DrDoug> Well, php is a server side scripting language and geocities is just a steaming pile of shit.
#24440
<seth> Dammit, I've had hiccups for the past TWO HOURS!
<icon> Have you tried $USELESS_REMEDY?
<seth> I've tried all @USELESS_REMEDIES!
#23884
<Amuck50> well....you know the aliens ALWAYS land in america.....because we're the only ones with crop fields......we bombed everyone elses
#35782
<DX|> what do they call those things on the side of the road? that make annoying noises when you drive over them, so you don't fall asleep?
<DX|> other than children?
#296031
(+winterwyn): The asterisk of Judaism illustrates their inclusiveness and technological savvy by utilizing a string wildcard.
#47538
(Nitrix) Anyone in here an avid reader?
(%Outlaw) yeah
(Nitrix) What do you read Outlaw
(%Outlaw) im lurking in about 11 channels, you?
Comment: irc.zirc.org
#7792
<veroniq> i want to learn how to make cyber-sex
<Poiny> good for you veroniq
<veroniq> could someone show me how_
<veroniq> ?
<Poiny> not me
<Poiny> im celibate to cyber sex
<CK-away> yeah I boycott cybersex, it hurt me too much
#55860
<fin> lol guys remember when i ban evaded 999 times
* Kenji sets mode: +b *!*@anon-289070.midsouth.res.rr.com
* fin was kicked by Kenji (ban evasion)
Comment: #machogang on otherside
#56160
<ddrfreak> 58 points
<ddrfreak> 7 deaths
<ddrfreak> I AM A FUCKIN MACHINE!
<yeats> You killed 7 people during sex?
#300799
lola: I inherited my eyes from mom
diamant: and tits from daddy?
lola: fuck u
diamant: but indeed?
lola: YOU CRAZY OR WHAT?? MY DAD DOESN'T HAVE TITS AT ALL!!
diamant: that's what i'm talking about :)
lola has quit IRC. (Quit)
#15024
<river> actually...i don't think there are many levels of monogamy
<river> it's a boolean thing
#4056
([ric]): see if you were scared in legoland, would you shit lego bricks?