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#105985
<Dio> Was it Jimi Hendrix who said "if I make a mistake, I just keep repeating it, then it's not a mistake any more"?
<Karg> Might well have been Bill Gates.
#34055
<J3anyus> just cause i watch anime and listen to britney spears doesn't mean i want a big wang in my ass
#37968
<Norgus> I bought cheapy headphones and they sound like some sailor stuck his dick in my ear.
#53184
<keith> 10 dollars on shipping and handling for a domain name
<keith> wtf
<keith> there is no shiping on a domain
<keith> fucking idiots
<keith> WHAT IDIOT PUTS SHIPING PRICES ON A DOMAIN OR WEBSITE
<keith> Shipping
<keith> to CAN
<keith> you cant ship a web address
<Renegade> they ship you a receipt
<Renegade> and a note
<Renegade> saying that you're a dumbass for paying shipping
<Renegade> on a domain name
#28787
* OxD kicks rbastic in the nuts
<rbastic> comeon man
<OxD> heh
<rbastic> i need those. for like, making semen and stuff.
<rbastic> mostly just for the semen.
#300090
<cpltn> how should i calculate if i got a picture that is 26530 x 8923 and i want to scale it down proportionally?
<OnErr0r> um.. math?
#220584
<SilverDrake> I don't fall in love with actors all that much
<SilverDrake> mostly 'cuz it breaks my heart when they go and become Scientologists
#103080
<tamara> lets see... something raspberry, coconut cream with chocolate swirls, and lemon marrengue (which I'm having trouble spelling)
<Edmund> "merengue"
<Jens> "Meringue"
<Edmund> or is that the dance?
<Jens> It is.
<Edmund> Dammit, nothing delicious should be hard to spell.
<Edmund> The Anglo-Saxons had a point. "Ham." Three letters. DONE.
<Edmund> That's probably why the British beat the French at empire building. While the French were busy asking for "jambon avec moutard et choucroute sur pain de campagne" the British just went "ham bap" and ate. All those seconds add up.
<Edmund> (Victory! Through boring cuisine!)
#13937
{TSL}-{Capo>School crams the giant cock of knowledge down your throat.
#12244
<Olpainless|ChoresNCrap> D3ad - once when jehovahs came here, i told em we were from church of satan
<D3adlode> and what happened?
<Olpainless> They just went. Quickly
#2272
<punkmac> people are dumb
<punkmac> i put my 2 333's on the local for-sale newsgroup
<punkmac> heres what some doofus emails me:
<punkmac> >>Will you sell them separate from each other......In other word do I have to
<punkmac> >>buy both of them?
<punkmac> YES! YOU MUST BUY 2!! THEY ARE SIAMESE TWINS AND CONNOT BE SEPERATED!
<TeamsterX> hah connected at birth by a crossover cable ;)
#36296
* meredydd wanders back
* dana points at meredydd
* meredydd blunts at dana
* dana suffers trauma
* meredydd consoles dana
* dana ttys meredydd
* meredydd feels virtual. P(i)ty.
<dana> you'll get baud of it
<meredydd> Not with a serial punner like you around.
<dana> no, not at the rate I'm going
<meredydd> Gah, I'm getting to slow to keep parity with you...
<dana> oi. stopbit, you!
<meredydd> Clear to send this conversation to the bit bucket?
<karynn> i think we need to reinitialize this session
<dana> aye. shan't carrier on much longer
<meredydd> As long as we're in the terminal stages...
<dana> devinitally
<meredydd> +++
#8148
<Kiler> Watching Jerry Springer makes me so glad I'm not poor white trash
*** Kiler was kicked by Joe_ (What? You're rich white trash now?)
#301267
<segosa> hey guys, let's write a befunge program
<segosa> i'll go first
<segosa> > v
<shawnz> ^
<shawnz> oops
#20182
<+timovgod> I had a penis transplant but my hand rejected it
#28748
<azmo> !fact
<stackman> Random Fact: MICHAEL JACKSON WAS BLACK
#310603
< The-Compiler> I really wonder how the new firmware will look with the monochrome screens
<@Katharine> Monochrome.
#1091
(tiko-out) Guin is the poster child for pulling out
(Twin-X) although she's the result of not
#2074
<memo> Kazz, do you WANT your dick bit off? Didn't we just have an in-depth discussion earlier today on why that's not a good thing?
#27202
<cth> Well guys, I just learned a very valuable lesson.
<cth> Never, accidently run over your girlfriend's dog with your riding mower while going 30MPH.
<cth> NEVER
#6485
<blazemore> DJing with vinyl is like people still making soap from their own pig fat
#292
<skunko> dammit
<skunko> how do you get past the metallica ban on napster
<AlmtyBob> not liking crap music is a start
#33390
<@Jon> Someone signed me up for farm sex porno, penis enlargement and viagra; it's a nice thought.. but please don't.
#27435
<%AnkkaBlaa> swedish rodeo: fucking a girl doggy-style and whispering to her ear: "I have AIDS.." and trying to keep your penis inside her
#7979
<VOLVORacr> hello
<VOLVORacr> why are so many pepole here but nobody is chatting
<sc1> i'm masturbating
<sc1> leave me alone