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#56621
<robert> No one is talking in here anyways
<SVRCompHobbyist> so it's OK to flood, so long as no one else was talking?
<SVRCompHobbyist> that's bullshit
<SVRCompHobbyist> flooding is bad whether or not someone was talking
<robert> why?
<Kalypso> it puts thousands and thousands of people out of their homes =[
Comment: #wpi
#4628
* Smatters sets mode: +girlfriend -lan Element Element
*** Element is now known as You
* You are not an relationship operator. Cannot set mode (+girlfriend)
#27903
<KiTTyKaT`> What state is Alabama in?
#40081
<sxh> http://chriscobra.topcities.com/wang.jpg
<Kenn> wtf
<utopian> hahahaha snow
<utopian> you just wanged him
<c-rOCK> im still waiting for that day when a girls about to gimme head
<c-rOCK> whips it out
<c-rOCK> and is like
<c-rOCK> MAN IVE SEEN THIS WANG ONLINE BEFORE
Comment: #geekissues
#17239
< Danelope> I know what I need.
< Danelope> I need the cool shoeshine.
<@harb> Shoeshine?
<@harb> wt?
<@harb> If that has a double meaning, sign me up.
#35133
<Kaltren> Puppies are cute, especially as steering wheel covers.
#56361
AMPlifier47: I have so little room left on my computer
AMPlifier47: I tried to save a 200-character .txt file
AMPlifier47: and I did not have enough free space
AMPlifier47: I just deleted an empty folder to make room for it.
#9670
<[ryan]> nah when i first saw porn of any kind i was like "man, that must get boring after a while"
<[ryan]> then i went back to programming heh
<shea_> when i first saw programming
<shea_> i was like
<shea_> "man, that must get boring after a while"\
<shea_> then i went back to porn
#198888
<crab> yeah but come on, they're woodchuck accountants
<Nick> They can give a very good estimate on how much wood a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
<Nick> Whether a woodchuck should chuck wood is up to human resources.
#20503
<Radu> a friend of my dad's in Texas named his daughter Treasure Darling
<Radu> i shit you not
<Tac0> did you fuck her
<Tac0> ?
<Radu> dude, it's his newborn baby, you idiot
<Tac0> whats your point
#24959
* Stan casts Kill on InfoServ.
<Stan> *422 damage*
* Stan has quit IRC (valinor.sorcery.net kechara.sorcery.net)
* Kara has quit IRC (valinor.sorcery.net kechara.sorcery.net)
<A-C> Good kill
#55777
<Mike_H> I've been sitting outside smoking, and people will pass and do this pussy cough thing
<Dragonfly6-7> I cough through my mouth.
#2854
<Strafer> If you get collisions on a wireless LAN, do you see sparks in mid-air?
#111159
<k-hate> i loved the queen because she was a slut
<k-hate> and have huge tits
<faight> k-hate: I think the first thing I fapped to was the queen from battle chess
<faight> I rememebr getting hard playing that game
#5440
<Spooky> So I'm arguing with this guy about Starwars
<Spooky> which I hate
<Spooky> And he's like: " I hated episode 1 cause jar jar was stupid"
<Spooky> and I said that Jar jar was about as stupid as ewoks
<Spooky> and he got all idignant and said ewoks were cool
<Spooky> WTF IS WRONG WITH STAR WARS FANS
#10760
jd1seeker: ok heres the the problem ... ive been seeing this girl for like a year now and i think shes getting bored of me ... we havent gone out or done anything fun in months , all we do is sit home and watch movies... so what i need help with is what should i with this girl , meaning bring her somewhere fun so she dosent think i a total loser ..
TripleZero: Stick it in her butt, that always brings new excitment to the relationship
#71701
<[TL]seFFYLIGht> I see that the kid that was leeching my sig from my photobucket account took it down after I changed the file to a large image that said "I suck cocks, heehee."
Comment: #tremulous@quakenet
#96276
<+sarala> some girls have babies
<+sarala> i get tattoos
<@dekkon> both are a lifetime commitment
<macegr> you can't strangle your tattoo and put it in the dumpster
Comment: #geekissues
#1660
<DigiGnome> Real life should have a fucking search function, or something.
<DigiGnome> I need my socks.
#68954
<MrZodiac> oh man
<MrZodiac> this is so awkward
<MrZodiac> This girl who I boink now and again is in an open relationship with a dude I knew in college
<MrZodiac> This past weekend she and I made merry, and I threw ropey jets of jism all over her and some of the furnature we were making merry on
<MrZodiac> And I used a towel to clean her and the furnature off
<MrZodiac> So the guy sends me a myspace IM today asking me which towel I used
<MrZodiac> ugh
<MrZodiac> I feel weird
Comment: #bifemunix on EFnet
#153061
-slushey- [Global Notice] Due to an unforseen shortage in operators, we will now be hosting a raffle to become an IRC Operator. If you would like to be considered for the possible (25) open positions, please /msg Tom and indicate your interest. Thank you, SynIRC Staff.
... ten minutes pass...
-Tom- The raffle has been a grand success, unfortunately, my message queue is now full. Please PM Excelsior if you would like to enter in the raffle from here on out. Thank you!
... ten more minutes pass...
-Tom- I hate my life stop PMing me
#296810
<nuclearrabbit> So I was talking to SPC Guyette and he was tellin his lulz from Iraq stories
<nuclearrabbit> Like when the gunner in their hummer threw all the shit from his MRE he didn't want to eat to some kids on the side of the road
<nuclearrabbit> and yelled
<nuclearrabbit> "It's an IED of flavor!"
<nuclearrabbit> But the driver only heard "it's an IED" and swerved off the road
#24174
<Gnell|CHAMPION> OMG A DONKEY JUST WENT BY OUTSIDE MY HOUSE
<Gnell|CHAMPION> i wanna ride it
* Gnell|CHAMPION is away
#205783
chuckstud: C# is terrible
chuckstud: it's like visual basic raped c++ and c++ didn't get the abortion
#28949
<G3-Game> wtf?
<G3-Game> sco linux license?
<G3-Game> i walk away to grill food
<G3-Game> and the world goes bonkers