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#31063
<Excreta_Pusher_5000> anyone want to buy a bass guitar?
<Excreta_Pusher_5000> from my experiences, girls will want to lay you if you know how to play bass guitar
<DP> you're an idiot
#1524
(lo^fi) ok who thinks the "burning schoolhouse" that comes in boxes of fireworks sux ass
(tiko) bill: I do
(dawly) me too :)
(superdave) bill you just have to soak it with gas first
#5307
<Jewedass> atarax: Find yourself a nice 26 year old woman and pretend she's two 13 year olds
#270335
<@[midas]> I remember calling the Nintendo Tip Line once for Castlevania II though
<@[midas]> Some spot where I had to crouch to make some stairs appear got me stuck
<@[midas]> I still remember their old phone number
<@[midas]> 206-885-7529
<@[midas]> I don't know my sister's birthday, but I remember the Nintendo Game Assistance Hotline
#36088
(@[myg0t]OldManPeterson) on a warez bot
(@[myg0t]OldManPeterson) they had full version of winrar
(@[myg0t]OldManPeterson) as winrar.rar
(&Axel) hahahahahaha
(@[myg0t]OldManPeterson) like wtf
(@mrWoot) lol
(@mrWoot) winrar.rar
#36142
<timmo> my friend and i were driving someplace one day
<timmo> and we were driving his womans car
<timmo> he got a nose bleed and i was looking through the glovebox
<timmo> for tissues
<timmo> the only thing i saw was a tampon
<timmo> he shoved it in his nose
<timmo> the thing they dont tell you is
<timmo> when a tampon soaks up blood
<timmo> it expands
<timmo> so after like 5mins
<timmo> hes trying to pull it out
<timmo> and its not coming out
<timmo> eventually he got it out
<timmo> and threw it on the sidewalk of the mall
<timmo> :x
#8057
<Esk> Quit XP bashing! It's a better OS than you'll ever make! :D
<evilbob> I doubt I could construct a gremlin, but I'm not about to start driving one.
#21185
<DarkFox> Dude, I need to cast growth on...things
<Mel> Fox, like food to help feed starving nations?
<DarkFox> I was thinking more along the lines of my penis, but yeah, that would work, too.
#1640
<Inoshiro> Wth
<Inoshiro> "Don't iron, don't put in a triangle, don't put in an oval"
<harb> Er?
<Inoshiro> Is there a translation table for the washing tag on clothing?
#2861
[23:03] <`Jamesy> i am a raging homosexual.
[23:03] <`Jamesy> i am a raging homosexual.
[23:03] <`Jamesy> i am a raging homosexual.
[23:03] <`Jamesy> i am a raging homosexual.
[23:03] <exploding_elf> watch it `Jamesy, keep your fluids to yourself and dont flood
#51339
(MrMystery) are you an annoying whiner in real life too?
(NouberNou) yea
(NouberNou) i try to be as real on the internet as i am in real life, since the internet is real life
(NouberNou) you would probably sock me in the face if you ever met me :P
(MrMystery) I don't do that
(NouberNou) i dont know, you would probably end up making an exception for me
(NouberNou) GOD DAMN IT MY DAD HAS BEEN ON THE CAN FOR LIKE 40 MINUTES NOW
(MrMystery) ...maybe you're right
#1932
* Fry plays with his dead baby hand puppets.
<Fry> "I'm Dead."..."Me Too"
#61575
SC ALTHACK: somehow emotional final goodbuys seem to have less meaning when you get home an hour later and can talk to the person online like nothing happened
#6800
<fuckin`eh> If you think your cool CLICK HERE!
<JtHM> fuckin`eh: nothing happened when I clicked :(
#41105
<SilverHammy> I've only seen that in pornos
<SilverHammy> I mean, other people have seen that in pornos
#16359
<knox> i used to use zippers but my foreskin got stick in it
<knox> i went to velcro and had some pubic hair problems
<knox> now i just wear dresses
#34065
<Vajita> compare zeldas weight to that of mario
<Vajita> zelda is one heavy bitch
#39214
<The_GGA> But ninjas never lose a fight. They just don't.
<desplesda> what if you've got two teams of ninjas fighting each other? who wins then?
<The_GGA> The ninjas.
<desplesda> you make a good point
#367
<brojek> The A-Team? it goes like this: they have a "job", get into trouble, get cornered, in that corner they build a tank and then escape :)
<toitle> the best bit was when they made the tank out of left overs from a broken vacuum cleaner
#28963
<mef> heh, my roommate's ex-gf has a blog but keeps moving it because we keep finding it by googling her horribly constant spelling mistakes..
<mef> google "egnore menchion"
#48794
<fry> "winnt_accept: Asynchronous AcceptEx failed."
<fry> what?
<fry> okay.. the first result I get when I google for it is a forum entry telling me to google for it..
Comment: #gscript
#148
<DigDug> did you /ctcp digdug op yourpass?
<blazep88> wtf does "yourpass" do?
#94993
LadyNikon: they did this one cake
LadyNikon: that was a lifesize drum set
blind: I bet it sounded terrible.
#8701
*** jamesm sets mode: -snt
<jamesm> dunno why people keep fucking up the channel modes, like, who gives a fuck
<jamesm> oh my god, someone protect IRC!
<jamesm> fucking choad munching morons
*** cactoid sets mode: +k jamesmisgay
#2094
<Miss_RPM> they used to say i was named after some chick dad saw in a dirty magazine..