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#2614
<wild-> i like to play this game where i see how far i can stick my arm up someone's ass before their heart stops beating

#21148
<StmChser> anyone here know any good gay pron sites?
<StmChser> er
<StmChser> pay
<StmChser> shi
<StmChser> t

#13588
<ChanPerv> #rpgfan-teensex000!!! is a restricted channel and may not be viewed by minors or residents of Alaska. If you are over 18, please type /msg ChanPerv <your credit-card number>

#306165
<rush> where I come from we measure the hotness of a chick by using a scale which is determined by the number of days she could go without a shower and you'd still stick your tongue in her ass, and she's an 8

#2701
<necrofile> i wonder what happens if u put your playlist in your playlist
<DigDug> OMG DON'T!!!!
<DigDug> THE UNIVERSE WILL COLLAPSE :D

#306409
< iFarmer> I've come to the conclusion that the employees of my local library are idiots
< iFarmer> "Scan our QR code to browse our library database on your smartphone!"
< iFarmer> I scan the QR code. It says:
< iFarmer> "Scan our QR code to browse our library database on your smartphone!"

#2062
<Arsentia> ARRRRRRRGH
<Arsentia> I just lost the fucking picture on my Chem lab!
<Merl> hehehehehe
<Merl> neeeener neeeener ;-)
[Time Passes]
<Merl> FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
<Merl> I just lost my whole fucking ESSAY i wrote this weekend
<Merl> DAMN MS WORD SHIT
<Assasin> wait
<Assasin> Wait a second.
<Assasin> Was it you who was laughing at Arse?

#25118
<Arcane[maid]> i stole one of those blue signs that says "phone" on it
<Arcane[maid]> what should i do with it
<suds> stick it down your pants and ask hot chics if they want to call collect.

#301482
<Emerald> During the hurricane of 1955 that hit Connecticut, my grandfather's neighbors were on vacation. Afterward, he sent them the following telegram, in its entirety: "What do you want me to do with your roof?"

#29301
<Dilbert|AFK> my homopage is www.fark.com
<Dilbert|AFK> ...
<Dilbert|AFK> and thats my homepage too
Comment: irc.cheatlist.com #dcemu

#43233
<DArkEyeS> it may seem like I'm not like other guys and I'm not after the girl for sex, but in reality, I just don't want her to see my small penis.

#54658
<Mrono> man
<Mrono> i had a nightmare last night
<Mrono> i dreamed that efnet started having chanservices
<Mrono> ugh

#26405
<scabb> Yeah, you still have to wear condoms when you're having sex with a dead person, otherwise she might give birth to ZOMBIES, who will CONQUER THE WORLD. And that's never a good thing. That's why necrophilia is outlawed.

#33365
<@Darren> I just found spiderman goatse

#16977
<Uzzie> i'm sueing herbal essences
<Uzzie> i didn't get orgasms

#1833
<fileface> can someone help me with my IDENTIFY, i forgot my pass
<fileface> any opers alive?
<cd> me
<cd> type: /quit i am gay
<fileface> Y?
<cd> cos it will fix your password
<cd> it will set it to 'iamanidiot'
»»  quits fileface (Thug4life@c47s127h6.upc.chello.no) (Quit: i am gay «~{Polaris IRC}~» v2.04)

#49670
Crumplella: visible light is split up into diff colours
Crumplella: called the somethin spectrum
h00py: lol
Crumplella: i learnd this in biology
Shuma: its the sinclair spectrum
Shuma: i think..

#31003
<ThunderClaw> I will warez as long as there is warez to be had.
<ThunderClaw> Wow.
<ThunderClaw> I just used warez as both an object and a verb in that sentance.
<ThunderClaw> I am the epitome of lame.
Comment: #voices, Darkmyst

#34053
<+llamaInAbox> i have lint in my eye
<+llamaInAbox> this is not nice
<+ApEtc> Remove it
<+llamaInAbox> the eye?
<+ApEtc> Whichever stops your complaining
Comment: #distributed on Hashmark

#31058
<-Porkroller->  hey, whatever produces the most result with the least labor
<-Porkroller->  is the way to god
<-Porkroller->  go
<-Porkroller->  lol
Comment: from a staunch atheist

#294875
<Pyro> I turn on GTA IV
<Pyro> steal a police cruiser
<Pyro> and sit around and watch for traffic violations
<Pyro> then I pull them over
<Pyro> and shoot them in the face
<Chroder> i think that's the modern version of pulling-legs-off-frogs
<Chroder> you're gonna be a serial killer

#306481
<rorski> You know how Ctrl-a-d detaches a screen session? I just accidently ran that in Outlook... which selected everything in my Inbox and deleted it.

#20994
<Andris> See you later, masturbators.
<TheKid> After a while, pedophile.

#295957
< dexter-> how'd it go?
< tamr> it was the easiest I've had so far. No big deal
< tamr> A+++, would give birth again

#18795
GrndBe: The primary blockade in the way of my current interest of sexual nature is her sister.
GrndBe: Go figure.
* Strider_ decides to go make himself some food.
GrndBe: mmph
GrndBe: I need a widescreen TV
ChrisC: how so?
*** Signoff: Quix (Ping timeout for Quix[BayArea56k649.NetWiz.Net])
GrndBe: ChrisC: which?
ChrisC: how is the sister the blockade?
GrndBe: ah
GrndBe: She tends to get in the way at unfourtunate moments
GrndBe: We nearly kissed 5-6 times one night
GrndBe: and every time
GrndBe: right before our lips met
GrndBe: her sister said something
Dead_Ed: so kiss the sister first
Dead_Ed: then punch her in the face

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