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#81484
<Trinexx> I've come to the conclusion that my spare computer sucks ass.
<Trinexx> I tried to install Xubuntu on it, and it gave me an OOM error.
<Panoz> xubuntu?
<|BAD| hack attack> wtf is a OOM error?
<Trinexx> oh right, I forgot that you're all idiots. Nevermind.
#7630
<XxChesterxX> who here uses a dildough
<Solidus> only when i'm making some dilbread
#18663
<@boohiss> YOU AREN'T MY REAL FATHER
<@boohiss> I HATE YOU
<@boohiss> YOU NEVER WENT TO MY BASEBALL GAMES
<+DuoMaxwell> you never played baseball, you signed up for ballet you fuckin fag
<@boohiss> oh yeah...
#44572
<@PJD> a blackdude tried 2 molest u last night?
<@spo0n> yeah
<@spo0n> he called it "dancing" i called it "nigga get your hand out of my pants"
<@PJD> oh so ur racist
#17390
<@Afterglow> what's the point of irc anyway
<@Afterglow> everyone idles
< destruct> the "point" is that if you take the third word spoken on the second tuesday of every month of the the third person down in each channel you visit on irc, they will form a description of the path to the lost city of atlantis
#722
<MadHatter> if you want to meet girls, I'll take you out
<Ash> I want nice nerd girls, not coked-up models.
#5648
<@Plaid> this song is much better with long hair
#35401
«XAnimal» I can fist my own throat
«SilentB» There is no emoticon to describe the horror of what you just said.
#15706
<PetrDoubt> Gee, the people who moved alzheimers.net's DNS away from us forgot
to tell us.
#1087
<Amanda> OKAY, I'LL GO READ THIS HORRIBLE BOOK
<Seros> the bible?
#4899
<l0wkey> if i see something so fucking cute, like another rugrats movie or babe movie, im going on a spree
<sabbat> a killing spree i hope
<l0wkey> i was thinking along the lines of shopping spree, but suggestion noted
#309641
ttvd: i can dress my roomba in french maid outfit
ttvd: sadly, probably not the oddest thing i have done
Comment: EFnet
#30406
<iPBS> you know
<iPBS> there were billions of virus emails traveling the net last week
<iPBS> people were complainging about getting hundreds of emails in their inbox's
<iPBS> and i didn't get a single email virus
<slightly> me neither
<iPBS> whats that say about our popularity?
<slightly> :(
#32785
<MKendora> I get concerned when what I see on TV enters my dreams.
<MKendora> since that happens fairly often...
<MKendora> and since all I watch is Law & Order : Special Victims Unit...
<MKendora> I get all kinds of sex crimes in my dreams :/
#8853
<tom> did you hear about the magic tractor?
<tom> it went down the hill and turned into a field!!!
<ReAc> :/
<dave> did you hear about the magic tom?
<dave> he went down the hill and I stabbed him in the face
#69
<spleenex> EQ is like a 3D AOL chatroom with monsters :/
#3755
<tyne> ive tossed around joining places like the peace corp and green peace and the navy
<tyne> but green peace is too much
<tyne> navy is too hard
<tyne> and peace corp is hard to get into
<tyne> so
<tyne> my final answer is
<tyne> bartender!!
#30527
(Spudman) Being the british people you are, do you ever say "rightio then chap, ta ta?"
(Intron|Away) being the american you are, do you regularly shoot people on your own team in games ?
#3413
[DigDug] wow, i was so dehydrated this morning...
[DigDug] i took a piss and it looked like there was an egg yolk coming out of my penis
#15125
<Andre> short girls with glasses and flannel jammies are cute.
<The_Frymaster> You just described Jonathan Lipnicki in Jerry Maguire.
<The_Frymaster> You pervert.
#301838
<@Digga> aaaaand
<@Digga> the site's died
<@Digga> fucking played
<@Sebas`> Rage against the Machine thing?
<@Digga> mhmm
<@Sebas`> Bummer
<@Digga> 120,000 people registered for it
<@Digga> and seetickets can't handle it
<@Sebas`> Too much raging, not enough machines.
#30104
<steve> i woke up suddenly in the middle of the night, face down on the bed, and felt as though i would burst.. and a flatulent event erupted forth quickly and silently and lasted for many many seconds
<steve> and i felt deflated..i felt the insides touching together again
<steve> and promptly fell asleep
<steve> my body was giving me a gift with that wakefulness
<adam> hahaha
<Mackay> that's a beautiful way of saying "i farted in bed"
Comment: #hatelife
#294
<Mooglezz> IRC got me into shitloads of illegal activities, fradulent use of coupons, video piracy, audio bootlegging, and hardcore pornography
<Mooglezz> Among other things
<MoogIezz> :(
#7467
<tris> all the tech contact email is signed "MFN Corporate Communications" now
<tris> maybe they are the ones running the routers
<neruaL> that would imply that a) they were running and b) someone had control
over it
#5359
<CountZer0> but where is the recycle bin in dos?