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#298989
<AlexExtreme> is there any way to make other members of your team not take the powerups on UT single player? ><
<froggey> yes, enable friendly fire and shoot them
#10997
<Aiee> That statement is either so deep it would take a lifetime to fully comprehend every particle of its meaning, or it is a load of absolute tosh. Which is it, I wonder?
#8928
<grey`> how much do cheek clenches help ass shape?
<grey`> i need to firm up my ass
<grey`> like i'm always clenching to tunes in winamp, i'd like to think its effective
#10989
<Vang> No matter how dead one is, it's still demoralizing to see one's crotch get hurled explosively across a warehouse.
#6970
<RunMe> I saw people fucking in the NRV parking lot once back in high school
<RunMe> it was pretty fucking disgusting
<glasnost> thats an appropriate type of disgusting.
#119961
<Squirrel^^> hey hey
<Robin> what's shakin'?
<Squirrel^^> ur mum
<Robin> possibly
<Robin> thanks to the parkinsons disease and all
<Robin> :/
#105463
<CtrlAltDestroy> I was renaming some files on my desktop earlier, and I guess I got mixed up somewhere.
<CtrlAltDestroy> Because I just found a file called "Metroid Prime 3 Corruption - Chocolate Rain.mp3"
#8485
<Kaff> how festy are we talking ?
<tm> makes your armpits seem like surgical theatres
#259
<reptile-> My hands are soft and girly-like.
<reptile-> Masturbating is so much better for me!
<Taurclave> You dream of handjobs
<DigDug> reptile- pretends that the hands belong to a girl
<Taurclave> He probably has painted nails on his favorite hand
#33080
<@Noggie> Michael Jackson - supports President Bush's 'leave no child behind' program
#4745
<timmo> wtf is sunburn
<Amanda`> Are you serious?
<timmo> yes
#29524
<wang^> man white girls go for $150 grand a head
<wang^> in saudi arabia
* wang^ thinks
<psykoz> man i need to sell my gf then
<wang^> no kidding!
<wang^> 150 grand!
<wang^> you spin me right round
<psykoz> man with 150g's i can buy me a cheapie ferrari
<amoeba> with $150K i can buy me plenty cheap hookers and export them to saudi arabia
#6789
<astyanax> /topic Yes, slashdot is down, please remain seated and oxygen masks will drop frmo the overhead compartment
#78156
Pan Man 120: wow she is pretty hot
Pan Man 120: i'd hit that so hard the person who could pull me out would be the next king of england
#2617
<Plot> I was either going to die now
<Plot> or get 80% third degree burns atleast
<Plot> someone had the gas nob opened
<Plot> I went into kitchen
<Plot> switched a bulb
<Plot> and wham
<Plot> kitchen was filled with one big ass fire ball
<theForger> woah dude
<C--> damn
<Jyrsija> jesus
<ThaDragon> If you just blow up your kitchen, and then proceed to get on IRC and tell people about it, you might be a junkie.
#9555
<^Amber^> LEAVE MY ILLETERATE ASS ALONE!
<^Amber^> I didn't spell that right did I?
#27973
<zztzed> I'm trying Audiogalaxy's Rhapsody thing. I'm expecting it to suck, so I won't be disappointed when I find out it actually does. But heh, they ask for your age and country and gender and shit.
<ZhayTee> zztzed: How are you going to send the shit to them?
<zztzed> ZhayTee: Very carefully.
<ZhayTee> I'd expect so. Else the mailman is going to get a surprise.
#296841
MrCynical: I realized my life is truly pathetic
Josh: ?
MrCynical: I just stumbled a pic where its Geordi and Data in a shuttlecraft and Data is saying "I'm not accusing you. All I'm saying is that I can't fart" My first thought is, Data cannot use conjunctions...
#29541
Xith: I didn't know shit could be digitaly transfered
UPC747|Rob: yeah
BouncyFish: It's called the internet.
#16195
<Dss-tester> nuke u have a real bad additude
<@NitroX> no way, not nuke
<*Nuke> Im a sweetheart you stupid fuck
#310233
<Flashtek> I hate it when someone burns bread when I'm plugging in PC hardware for the first time
Comment: #gentoo
#18174
<netmunky> i just ate
<orange1> he says as he returns from the bathroom
#115962
<%Raven> and then the next was "write a reply coming from a WASP"
<%Raven> I had no idea what a WASP was so I basically had to gamble whether they were for or against indian mistreatment
<%Raven> I went against, which was wrong
<%Raven> but I covered myself by saying "in case above answer doesn't suffice, here's a reply from a different WASP"
<%Raven> I just drew a giant wasp (the bug) and added a textballoon with BZZZZZZZT
<%Raven> he might just give points for originality
Comment: #dyo on irc.dyo-ecksdee.com
#14475
[Nothingface] fuck, I can't type
[@PMV] its easy
[@PMV] step 1: bang head on keyboard
[@PMV] step 2: repeat
#300794
<Nub> Can someone explain to me how cells divide?
<K4rli> o
<K4rli> 0
<K4rli> 8
<K4rli> oo