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#34524
<Elvo> I show ppl empty DIMM slots and tell them it's virtual memory
#310208
<kmc> yes Windows 98 installer, please perform a bad blocks scan of your virtual emulated hard drive
<kmc> you have no idea how completely I control your so-called reality
#1454
<Thes2K> OK, PLEASE DO NOT TAKE THIS OUT OF CONTEXT, BUT DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE I CAN FIND PICTURE OF NAKED BLACK MALES?
#15425
<+PlasticLSD> shes talking about they time they tried anal beads on her
<@oddduck> i was like... 4 yrs old
#16210
<clue> someone tell me where i can bionicsix cartoons
<ToOnMaN> i could but then i would have to kill u
<clue> can i at least watch one episode before i die then?
#7022
<Ac3d> uh oh, i think i just sent a nude pic of me to my friends mom
#55623
<PsychoBoy> 21f with a 20% chance of snow tonight
<PsychoBoy> 30% chance tomorrow, 60% tomorrow night
<PsychoBoy> so.... snow
<PsychoBoy> and cold
<Nickface> heh, I saw 21f and I thought "who the hell is he trying to fool?"
#17047
<Amanda`> I need to find out whether my ISP supports modem bonding
<maff> that's plain desperation
#8165
<Kash> I have a large bulge in my pants.
*** Kash was kicked by Kiler (let the gerbil out)
#35782
<DX|> what do they call those things on the side of the road? that make annoying noises when you drive over them, so you don't fall asleep?
<DX|> other than children?
#55915
Kederaji: It's the anniversary of Zelda today.
Lasukie: I know
Lasukie: I wore green.
Lasukie: and never walked on an angle
Kederaji: LOL
Kederaji: did you hop?
Kederaji: and sing the song?
Lasukie: yes, about a half hour after I woke up
Kederaji: You will never get laid.
Lasukie: I know -.-
#39512
<Ariyn> though the last few days i've either dreamt of killing a number of people with a pitchfork, nearly losing my virginity (i always wake up just before it happens), or some other odd thing
<Dan|Else> I'd like to kill people with a pitchfork.
<Dan|Else> And I also find it very scary that I said that before saying that I'd like to lose my virginity.
#44809
<laid_back> haha man get this so my brother got suspended from school today
<teqman> what did he do
<duffman> what did he do
<laid_back> cause he says to one kid "hey would you have sex with a fat kid" and this other kid goes "no why" and then my brother goes "cause nash (another kid) is really desperate"
<laid_back> so nash say "tell it to the teacher"
<laid_back> and my brother goes "hey mister smith would you have sex with a fat kid" and the teacher got this weird look on his face and ran down to the office and told the principal
<laid_back> and so the principal is talking to my brother and he says "you were insinuating that mr smith was a child molester" and my broither goes "NO, what insinuated that he was a child molester was the way he reacted"
<laid_back> so they suspended him
Comment: #system on irc.dal.net
#44705
<aslplz> w0w dood i juz had a epiphany
<FoSZoR> I dont understand this. How can someone so stupid use such a big word?
<aslplz> google :<
#53518
<Raz> She's not technically your girlfriend anymore.
<The_Forgotten> No, it's an upgrade.
<Raz> $500 upgrade.
<The_Forgotten> Yeah. It's like getting new rims.
Comment: [talking about the recent engagement]
#53666
<olhfatti> im gohan die
<jca> you better vegeta to a hosptial
<olhfatti> i should, my lungs are krillin me
<jca> goku now
<olhfatti> i need to find my toque or else my ears will freeza
#50647
<Eonwe> the moon tonight is gorgeous
<Smeghead> Thank you. I just had it waxed.
<JoeK> Oh my god, yes it is
<JoeK> red-orange
<Smeghead> Well, there was some irritation...
* Jessity goes to look
* Smeghead drops trou
#9286
<jre> What should I read next, the Canterbury Tales, Don Quixote, or a book on Greek Mythology?
<GenericSuperhero> READE YW OLDE KANTVRBVRY TALES
<GenericSuperhero> THEYE ARE SHURE TO BEE VARY INTERASTINGE
<GenericSuperhero> HOPEFULLYE, YOU WILL READE IT IN THINE OLDE ENGLISHE
<EvilKosh> HELLO I AM JRE AND I HAVE TO READ HIGH FALOOTIN' BOOKS
<jre> GENARIKE, THOU ART AN FAGOTE OF THE LOW'ST ORDRE
<GenericSuperhero> THANKE YOU JAREE-EE
<jre> DAMN'D BE THOU SEED, AND MAY'ST IT NE'ER PRODUSE A PERSYONE OF ATTRAKTIVE CALIBAR
<GenericSuperhero> AYE, TISS MUSTVE HAPPENED TO YONDERS MOTHERE WHENCE THOU WAS CAPTURED WITHIN HER WOMBE!
<jre> THOU SPEAKST LIKE A RAGEING MANHAT
<GenericSuperhero> AH! THEN EYE SPEAKTH LIKE THINES FATHRE!
#303630
<Tarkaan> holy shit
<Tarkaan> my electrical guy is here
<Tarkaan> and my elec was all retarded
<Tarkaan> fuses bridged with copper wire
<Tarkaan> he's replacing that shit with breakers
<Tarkaan> so I don't fucking die
<ionine_> Tarkaan, did he tell you to hold two wires while he makes a bowtie?
<Tarkaan> I'm not falling for that again
Comment: #geekissues
#1524
(lo^fi) ok who thinks the "burning schoolhouse" that comes in boxes of fireworks sux ass
(tiko) bill: I do
(dawly) me too :)
(superdave) bill you just have to soak it with gas first
#40926
<Jism> Ark, remember that quote you submitted about me falling through the window naked?
<Jism> you fucker it got approved
<Ark> lol
<Ark> could of been worse, like the one where your girlfriend was going down on you as you release this dirty, smelly wet fart and she threw up all over your genitals then you kneed her in the face accidentally giving her a blood nose
<Jism> you're just lucky we're good friends and no bastard saw that
*** stealth7 (stealth@opers.sadhat.org) has joined #linux
<stealth7> lol qdb.us
*** stealth7 (stealth@opers.sadhat.org) has left #linux
Comment: I take it Jism and Ark forgot about the new Log module our channel service has
#311166
swift110 | Sup y'all
<-- | Nothing_Much (Nothing_Muc@user/Nothing-Much/x-98833468) has quit (Connection closed)
BungusMcFungus | ^
#117758
[09:45] Yobam: BORED
[09:45] spyderkinnny: Boredom is for caged animals.
[09:46] spyderkinnny: You are a member of the most intelligent species currently existing on planet earth. For fuck's sake, find a way to amuse yourself.
[09:48] Yobam: youtubing it up
#19136
<CaptainCasual> /me thrusts doors open vilolently
<CaptainCasual> FINALY
<NickBlasta> coming out of the closet?
<[H]Pogo> hahaha
#85791
dftpnkezln: For all of you reporting a score more than 100 as you iq lol @ you. How can you possibly score more than 100%?
dftpnkezln:I'm very happy with my score of 89.