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#53573
<Ric> *points a gun* spill the beans!
<Ric> or i'll shot!
<SilentAngel> Ric
<SilentAngel> If you're gonna be threatening, at least spell it right
* SilentAngel giggles
<Elbee23> :D
<Ric> *shit
<Ric> *shoot
<Elbee23> "Or I'll get shot!"
<SilentAngel> HAHAHA
<SilentAngel> Third times the charm, hm? :D
#301221
<ccr> the thing about JVM is that it will almost never free memory it has once allocated from host. it has, at least historically, been a mistake to run anything else than one Java-based service per server instance.
<Chainsaw> Indeed. The memory allocation strategy of Java can be described in 3 words.
<Chainsaw> Nom nom nom.
#8425
<RaedonWolf> the shortest day of the year is the 8th of december, the longest day is xmas with your relatives
#46518
<mary_christine> is anyone else depressed today?
<James> NOT IF YOU ARE HAHAHA
#32540
<gdh> Does the name 'Pavlov' ring a bell with anyone?
<cpufreak> sounds russian
<gdh> You missed the joke, dear :)
<cpufreak> explain.
#31996
<Sean> What some people don't seem to realize is that not everybody spends every waking moment surfing the world wide web. Some of us read email before going out and checking out favorite web pages, web comics included.
<Sean> Some of these same people may have email readers that can read upwards of 100 lines at a time, so blocktext spoiler warnings are not always effective.
<Jacob> Dude, if you can display 100 lines at a time in your email client... you're probably a geek who spends every waking moment surfing the World Wide Web.
#16586
<shagman> and here I go rollerblading in black jeans and a dark blue t-shirt
<shagman> it must be 40 out
<SourKey> your nuts
<shagman> yeah, they're hot too
#31338
<d4n> i want more biscuits
<d4n> no i dont!
<d4n> yes i do!
<d4n> no i dont!
<ror> !?!?!?
<d4n> !!!
<d4n> interior monologue wibble
#37441
<@g> ive been cleaning my room on and off all day
<@g> got rid of like 6-7 bags of trash :x
<%Luffy> I've been thrusting all day...beat that ?.?
<@g> i dont want to beat anything of yours o.o
#4576
<MattDC> how big is the back of a CD case cover (including spines) in inches?
<CraiZE> MattDC i can send you a program
<CraiZE> that prints you covers in the good size
<MattDC> i have one, but i need to know for graphic arts class
<CraiZE> ah well then , i got no idea
<mahs> MattDC: you could umm. use a ruler
<_8ight> well. if you cant find a ruler. i found this info that may aid you in a makeshift ruler.
<_8ight> According to A Descriptive Dictionary and Atlas of Sexology (Francoeur et al., 1991), the human penis in a flaccid state on average is between 3 and 4 inches in length and 1 inch in diameter. In an erect state, the penis, on average, is between 5 to 7 inches in length and 1.5 inches in diameter.
#32461
<D-viant> my gf told me not ot get her a valentines present
<D-viant> that means I have to get her one
<D-viant> and shes not getting me one
<D-viant> :(
#27932
<Razor_EQ> god damn I just embarresed myself with a girtl I lik
<Razor_EQ> like
<Razor_EQ> look at this shit
<Razor_EQ> rangers4life03: im glad i didnt ask for one now
<Razor_EQ> dazed_n_confused_1983: i have cokes and dr peppers tea
<Razor_EQ> rangers4life03: cool dr pepper
<Razor_EQ> rangers4life03: but I dont drink cocks anymore
#34107
[reeedobs] brb...got to go poop
[Snow] I think it's written into the original IRC RFC that IRC would be a convenient way for people in different geographic regions
to communicate and keep up to date on each others' bowel movements.
[Snow] Indeed!
[Snow] RFC1459:
[Snow] Abstract
[Snow] The IRC protocol was developed over the last 4 years since it was
[Snow] first implemented as a means for users on a BBS to chat amongst
[Snow] themselves and to keep each other informed on intestinal
[Snow] minutae. Now it supports a world-wide network of servers and
[Snow] clients, and is stringing to cope with growth. Over the past 2 years,
[Snow] the average number of users connected to the main IRC network has
[Snow] grown by a factor of 10.
[Snow] J. Oikarinen & D. Reed, May 1993.
[Snow] I shit you not.
[Snow] No pun intended.
#44162
<&Segosa> :(
<+Mikal> Turn that frown upside down.
<&Segosa> ):
Comment: #sysnode @ irc.sysnode.org
#304639
<Sebas> I still want to start a stoner metal band because it's so damn easy
<Sebas> The guitarist gets 40 seconds to find the next chord, the drummer has to stick to like 5bpm, the bassist just fuzzes about a bit, and you slap tons of distortion on the vocals
<al> Bach would be proud
<Sebas> Only if he were around in our day and age
<Sebas> Bach to the Future
<nwagers> for the record, that was terrible
<Sebas> One might even say it was the vinyl straw?
#50443
(elus) oh one bum was taking money in exchange for verbal abuse
(elus) my friend gave him 1 dollar and bitched him out
(BlackDeth) you can bitch out bums for free
(BlackDeth) he got ripped off
#6618
<Jon^D> I had to cat 8-9 seperate quote files, compare each line in each of them to make sure there weren't any duplicates then sort
<Jon^D> I wrote a nasty perl script to get it donw
<Jon^D> and it didn't work very well
<skank> cat quote*.txt |sort |uniq
#33761
<Shav|DDR> Gonna meet a friend I haven't seen in months
<Mayseth> The sun?
#33035
(fleet): what I love about this channel is that no matter what I say, temp0 tells me to rail myself with a metal pole.
(temp0): i like you fleet
(fleet): really?
(temp0): NO! FUCK OFF AND RAIL YOURSELF WITH A METAL POLE
#8851
<Grumbledook> my mum told me off for saying fuck in front of her
<bodhi> hmmm
<bodhi> my dad bollocks me for saying piss in the house
<Grumbledook> :P
<dave> my mum told me off for shitting on a plate and putting it in the fridge
#54699
alannapurple: My boyfriend's RA sold him pot.
alannapurple: Do you understand how this is inherantly wrong?
silknsteelcn: Yes
alannapurple: oh thank god, someone does
silknsteelcn: I can't believe you're going out with someone who smokes pot.
#5900
<madvirii> you gotta wake up with a certain "attitude" to face the day and lick some asshole
<CoMBo> yeah or grow up eating some really shitty cooking to acquire a taste for anus
<madvirii> yes anus would be an acquired taste
<madvirii> not something you instinctively put to your mouth
#3391
<AaronStJ> I'd buy it. And by buy, I mean warez
#11718
<SpecOps> my dad went to a Microsoft convention...he got a bunch of software for XP..Office XP, he also won a recliner, which was cool
<hmne> my dad went to a microsoft convention as well..all he got was a 200 dollar fine and a sore ass
#304196
Panucci : Guess what my geek wife said when we were on bed last night?
Magicpork: HTTP 411, HTTP 417, HTTP 403?