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#42219
<tJmarshal> heh so hes like "you interested in a best buy card?" and in all "no ive got one" and he all comes back with "oh yeah? whats the number? ill punch it in"
<northdeer> rofl you got pwned then hun
<tJmarshal> mom, dont ever use that term again. please.
Comment: www.tcts.ws, #teenchat, Undernet
#32853
* `-` (~Blade_Lea@Blade_Leader.support.gamesurge) has joined #i_r_teh_h4x
* ChanServ sets mode: +o `-`
<`-`> I've learn something today
<`-`> ata hard drives are not hot-swappable
<`-`> and don't try to just brush the molex connector against the hard drive's plugs just to see if it does something
<`-`> cause guess what
<`-`> it does
#33214
brihana25: which part of her anatomy did j-lo forget to clothe this year?
fleet: her face
fleet: the ugly bitch
#5391
tatsumio: itd be pretty neat to have a vagina somehwere on my body that I could have sex with
Oogy Boots: :O
tatsumio: and the vagina got the full orgasmic effects too
tatsumio: imagine.
Oogy Boots: and you thought I was a freak!
tatsumio: double orgasm
CyAteon: if it was on his arm or something would be really weird.
CyAteon: not only would you be having sex with your arm
CyAteon: but your arm would orgasm
Oogy Boots: LOL
CyAteon: unf unf unf unf ARGGGGGGHARARHGA <arm cramps up>
#34209
<Pookablu> Ron Dwight, the author of the RAR compression format, passed away a few days ago.
<ev> he was found in several same-size pieces and had to be combined to put him in the coffin
#19205
<MafiaItaliana> do you remember the first time you got head?
<chrystopher2001> Yeah...
<MafiaItaliana> how long did it take for him to cum?
<chrystopher2001> shit...i lasted a long time
<MafiaItaliana> bet your mouth got tired eh?
<chrystopher2001> huh? wait a minute...
#309691
(Earnestly) Arch is not the right distribution for you if you can't use Linux without a GUI environment.
(buhman) and what Earnestly said
(Earnestly) Not meaning to sound like an elitist-jerk
(buhman) by contrast, I do intend to sound like an elitist.
#7972
<ChuffyCow> I'm having a bagel with nutella
<chrish> gnutella?! it'll take you all day to download that bagel!
#4765
<m00cow> i'm downloading mozilla rc1
<m00cow> i wonder what its like
<m00cow> i hope mozilla uses its firebreath on microsoft
<m00cow> then eats microsoft
<m00cow> then poos micro soft poopoos
<DCBastard> uh-huh
<DCBastard> how many cones have you smoked tonight?
#31301
<+Biggs`> eek
<+Biggs`> according to kWeather, it's raining
* +Biggs` looks outside
<+Biggs`> IT DOES NOT LIE!!
#20780
« turkey » when a baby matures to age 16 (well, thats when it happened for me), it grows testicles, large frogs in its throat, and hair all over
« turkey » then the spleen explodes and an alien comes out
« turkey » and thats how babys are made
« Dilbert » when does the stork come?
« turkey » When you jack him off long enough
#54846
<redrum> the last urmom joke I told blew up in my face
<redrum> turned out the guys mom was dead
<redrum> he told me to get my dick out of the urn
#6026
<kim-> pat youve had your share of irc fucks
<ultrafunk> yeah like 3
<ultrafunk> 2 i never saw again
<thebigo> why, did you take them off /notify?
#297266
<Warchamp7> The other day at work, two of my bosses were trying to find each other in the office
<Warchamp7> And they were yelling "Ping!" back and forth
<Warchamp7> It was one of the greatest moments of my life
Comment: #MAGFest on irc.vgmusic.net
#17352
<+ParaBytes> i have this weird problem
<+GoodScrat> rub vasoline on it and don't play with it for a week
#28961
<@kingmob> does ms outlook speak nntp?
<@synec> if it did, it would be news to me
#310861
<jacquilyn> Eh. Being kicked out of the lab.
<Agent_Orange> wear pants next time. They like that
<Leth> agt: but the sign only reads "No Shirts, No Shoes, No Service." Pants aren't ever mentioned
<Agent_Orange> leth: I've tried that argument many times and it *usually* ends in bitter disappointment
#36703
(RIddles) hahahaha
(RIddles) my brother just logged onto msn and his nickname had been changed to "Omg i am so stupid, i forget to logg out in inetcafe and put my email at autologin"
#1481
<Edge_> and i am like tearing my thumb apart
<[cut]> can you still masturbate edge?
<Edge_> i think i will be ok
#50560
<+Warrior412> (*)
<+Warrior412> It's an olive.
<+Warrior413> .-.
<+Warrior413> it's a park bench
<+Warrior412> $$$$$$$ it's 7 dollar signs
<+Warrior413> oh
<+Heero> It's two idiots :-P
Comment: #intuitive on ECNet
#29424
<J3anyus> fucking LEET
<J3anyus> my roomie just left
<J3anyus> now i can jax0r
<J3anyus> but i gotta shit first
... time passes ...
<J3anyus> so like
<J3anyus> check this out
<J3anyus> my roomie leaves
<J3anyus> and he's like
<Conj|Work> hahahahahahahahahaha
<J3anyus> "i'm gonna be gone for a few hours"
<Conj|Work> pwn3d
<J3anyus> right
<J3anyus> yeah
<J3anyus> you already know what happened
#29146
<ToiletDuk> i know my freedom is already threatened by my own government
<ToiletDuk> does that mean we get to attack?
<FishBulb> <ToiletDuk> i can't fucking believe my leader is against gay marriage!!!!
#40333
<+HauntedUnix> Heard there's been an open-source explosion in Florida...
<+Nimbus> Oh?
<+HauntedUnix> Well no one there has Windows anymore..
#27200
<ecchi-oni-misha132> i watched legally blonde 1 in the hospital
<Frostbiteh2o> heh
<Frostbiteh2o> how was it?
<ecchi-oni-misha132> found it mildly amusing with the help of opiats
#8886
<Ven> Fuck
<Ven> This is a long shot, but
<Ven> has anyone seen the pinout for the 4-player connector for the CPS2 arcade system?
<Ven> Oh fuck!
<Ven> I bet it's in my D&D Mystara manual