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#30521
<EvilerMonkey> what time zone u in
<Johntuan> canada
#47483
<Xavier> Aidenn is awesome.
<Xavier> I just went downstairs to put on some tea for her, and she put on some music for me by SSHing into the computer near the kitchen.
<Xavier> that's totally hot.
<Aidenn> I've SSHed my way into Xavier's heart
#10883
<jorm> fuck freedom. freedom is for weenies.
<jorm> COOL people want to be oppressed.
#42935
<aeon> you know its going to be a bad day when a lesbian calls you at 2 in the afternoon, thinking she's pregnant
Comment: #adium on Freenode.
#4207
<eldeesux0r> i used to think lysol was a lice repellent
<eldeesux0r> one day i sprayed it in my hair before i went to school cuz they were doing lice checks
<eldeesux0r> i got a rash :|
#33213
*** Signoff: disp (Killed (NickServ (Ghost: disposal!disp@syru229-149.syr.edu)))
*** disp (disp@syru229-149.syr.edu) has joined channel #fark
<disp> i am fucking stupid
<disp> from my experience
<goatasaur> took you long enough
<disp> it was on auto reconnect
<disp> i did it manually
<disp> while it was reconnecting
<disp> and then i sat on the server
<disp> thinking i was in the channel
<goatasaur> no, i mean it took you long enough to figure out you're fucking stupid
Comment: #fark on irvingnet.net
#102826
<Nuuka> Im going to be pissed off if I cant use the internet during the hurricane
<Benny2k> Why? want to be able to write brb hurricane? :P
#23771
<jludka> irc needs vote kicking
#13942
<Agent_grey> kei: welcome to the internet, for the unintiated, it is a place of high exageration and fairly little reality, the rest of the net is filled with spam and porn
#15557
<ismell> drove like 2.5 hrs
<travolta> 15 year olds can drive?
<ismell> permit
<MattDC> shit smelly, where do you live
<ismell> colorado
<travolta> they let kids do anything in colorado, like have guns and trench coats
#294880
ElandurGGG: That'd be sweet if right before the new president got sworn in, the old president was getting sworn out in some dark dungeon, where he'll be locked up chained to a wall until he starves to death.
ElandurGGG: That'd be a SWEET tradition.
EstherMeowMix: hahha
ElandurGGG: And people could come see him whenever, and give him food.
ElandurGGG: And the judgement of how good the president was is based on how long people keep coming to feed him.
EstherMeowMix: yeah
ElandurGGG: How long it takes until everyone just loses interest and stops visiting.
EstherMeowMix: wow that's some sadistic shit
ElandurGGG: I think it's the best thing I've ever written.
#299627
<altoid> i remember once talking to someone at the helpdesk at ucsd
<altoid> i mentioned i was having trouble getting GNOME to work on Gentoo (never did solve the problem)
<altoid> (used KDE the entire time instead, out of laziness)
<altoid> and he was like "oh, did you lose your windows CDs or something?
#24395
<poohbear0> hey what's cracken asl
<Teeks> 80/f/Near you, loverboy.
<poohbear0> i am a girl and i am 14/f/virginia
<Teeks> Oh. Well, let us start again, shall we?
<Teeks> I am 18, handsome and Nordic.
#25446
<phx> crap
* phx just upgraded winrar
<phx> rather, i upgraded to a russian version of winrar
* phx does not speak russian
#55298
<ChibiDazzy|SH> Time to finally finish Sonic Herpes.
<ChibiDazzy|SH> ...
<ChibiDazzy|SH> . . . . .
<ChibiDazzy|SH> dude
<Zero7> ...
<Zero7> XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
* Zero7 falls out of chair
<ChibiDazzy|SH> thats awesome.
<Zero7> GREATEST. TYPO. EVER.
<Proth> XDDDD
<CtrlAltDestroy> Sonic Herpes? That was so totally intentional.
<ChibiDazzy|SH> O and P are right by each other
<ChibiDazzy|SH> its an easy mistake
<CtrlAltDestroy> Oh.
#96276
<+sarala> some girls have babies
<+sarala> i get tattoos
<@dekkon> both are a lifetime commitment
<macegr> you can't strangle your tattoo and put it in the dumpster
Comment: #geekissues
#16283
<jitspoe> when I was little I had a wet dream... dreamed I was taking a pee in the toilet only to wake up and find out it wasn't the toilet I took the pee in...
<Pluto[BHG]> haha thats not a wet dream
<jitspoe> sure it is
<jitspoe> I was all wet :)
#2452
<|Z|e|N|> A nick name is like a wife. You get bored with it but cant really change it, and if anyone else nicks it then theyre dead
#8075
<minkus> ohh my god these pies taste great
<minkus> if only i could fuck them
<minkus> WAIT! I CAN
#2183
<kisama> you guys are lightweight nosepickers
<kisama> i get bloody mucus sometimes
<kisama> have to break out the guaifenesin
<kisama> or insufflate salt water
<McMoo> man
<McMoo> don't even talk shit about my nose
<McMoo> i can get quarters up it horizontally
<McMoo> my record is 8 pennies in one nostril
<kisama> circus freak
#31294
* majestik watched 21 grams
<Haywire22> Of what?
#67551
Bulrog Cartman: Well, my sister got in an argument with her boyfriend in Monday, and when he walked out the door she punched the window in anger
LitlMsScareAll13: o_O
Bulrog Cartman: Lost some blood, got light-headed, I had to call 911
LitlMsScareAll13: Wonderful.
Bulrog Cartman: Her right hand is all bandaged up now, she won't be using it for 10 days
Bulrog Cartman: She gets to pay for the window too, although she can easily afford that
Bulrog Cartman: and she works with her mouth, so the hand won't be a huge problem
Bulrog Cartman: wait, that came out wrong
LitlMsScareAll13: ..........
Bulrog Cartman: She's a telemarketer
#31885
* ChanServ sets mode: +o TheArgus
<TheArgus> HELO
<Sofie> hey hottie!
<TheArgus> ?
<TheArgus> you've seen my pic?
<Sofie> no...
<Sofie> hehe
<TheArgus> So you're one of those internet sluts that hits on random guys in order to boost your self esteem when they desperately flirt with you in hopes of getting a blurry webcam pic of your cleavage?
<ravaillac> Smooth, TheArgus, very smooth.
<TheArgus> I AM A LADIES MAN
#52252
<gordonjcp> Tesco petrol pumps have a button to press if you want to pay at the pump
<gordonjcp> it's got a braille label
<gordonjcp> don't know what it says though
<gordonjcp> "Get the fuck off the road!" possibly
#305219
<@kwenda> there is a law and order uk
<@Jordan> oh god
<@Jordan> I actually kind of want to see that
<@Jordan> do they have seperate film crews
<@Jordan> or do they just use the current 1000000 cameras in the uk