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#52405
<elfodox> so the boggle solver works... I'm going to set some high scores on web-boggle :)
<elfodox> it takes a while to parse the 3.6mb dictionary file :(
<elfodox> if my dad gets a supercomputer for his company, I'll use it to solve boggle at never-before imagined speeds :P
<fr_gment> At mind boggling speeds, perhaps?
#29647
<suppamooh> your anus has its own gravitational field, which "strangely", only attracts cocks! that's a mistery for scentists......
<kovakalu> suppa: gravitational field?
<kovakalu> suppa: it's black hole, but not the kind found in astronomy
<kovakalu> suppa: it's more related to gastronomy.. or rather the after-effects
#23967
<Apocalypz> this ftp i leeched from at school said it had porn and i was like yay
<Apocalypz> then i got home and theres loadsa feet and midgets in the porn
<Apocalypz> i felt like crying
<Apocalypz> then i started laughing at the naked midget instead
#102644
<Steven> working on a CrissCross bug
<Steven> and I had no ability to scroll up for some reason, so I was going to use 'less' to read it. I usually pipe the results into a file first, so I did
<Steven> make check > poop
<Steven> using poop as a temp name
<Steven> the funniest part was using the command
<Steven> 'cat poop'
<Miah> D:
* Miah scoops it up
<Miah> I had JUST cleaned this fucking harddrive
#216997
<Shii> ethane, mcdonalds can be a fun and rewarding job
<Shii> to get fired from
<Cpl_Ethane> Shii: I worked there, over uhm
<Cpl_Ethane> 15 years ago
<Cpl_Ethane> and I got fired
<Shii> what for?
<Cpl_Ethane> shii: you know those paper burger king crowns that BK used to hand out? I showed up to work wearing one
Comment: #raspberryheaven
#299591
<Reznor> I feel like a tool because I just ironed my shoelaces.
#16042
<abort416> wow i hope u all send the record companies money or something cuz its illegal to pirate music and movies and tv shows and such
#5902
<The_Roach> I hear you're pissed.
<A|exander> who told you that
<The_Roach> Anton said you went to the pub.
<A|exander> does it necessarily follow that i'm pissed?
<The_Roach> ...
<The_Roach> Well, yes.
<A|exander> well, it turns out you;'re right
<A|exander> but don't be so presumptious in future
#9534
<Alvie> we have too much fun in #ops
<Gandalf> yes its a very professional environment
<Gandalf> hmmm
<Gandalf> there is a difference between #staff and #ops though
<Gandalf> an example you ask?
<Gandalf> no problem!
<Gandalf> ops: <Alvie> concering my sack and his chin
<Gandalf> staff: <Arathorn> I thought that ICMP message types offered a reasonably well thought out protocol for tracerouting
#30552
<Summoner> Archimedes, Newton and Pascal are playing Hide&Seek.
<Summoner> Archimedes is counting down, Pascal takes off and hides, but Newton takes few steps, turns around, comes behind Archimedes,puls aout a chalk, makes a square 1 meter by 1 meter and steps in it.
<Summoner> Archimedes finishes counting, turns around and, praise the Lord, sees him immideatly:
<Summoner> - A-Ha, Newton!!!
<Summoner> Newton smiles and says:
<Summoner> - No, this is Newton per sqare meter, and that's Pascal.
#14692
<ShoeFlip6058>: I made this screenplay where a serial killer goes to random victims houses, goes into their bedrooms, and screams "DON'T WAKE UP" in their faces while they sleep. The wake up, see him, and they die of fright
<ShoeFlip6058>: I would cast Christopher Walken as the killer
<Claypeople>: Dude, if i saw christopher walken in person I'd die of fright
<Jenova>: He's a scary mofo
#58023
<ahanix1989> I'm two people short of a threesome :(
#10159
<etc> so tempting to release a product called 'nicotine' and wait for the patches.
<etc> then i would have a reason to only apply one patch a day. otherwise, i'm going against medical advise.
#1727
<Fly_kEaT> ok so what time now in russia?
<amsea_> 17:06
<Fly_kEaT> am or pm?
#25364
<Donut[AFK]> HEY EURAKARTE
<Donut[AFK]> INSULT
<Eurakarte> RETORT
<Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-RETORT
<Eurakarte> QUESTIONING OF SEXUAL PREFERENCE
<Donut[AFK]> SUGGESTION TO SHUT THE FUCK UP
<Eurakarte> NOTATION THAT YOU CREATE A VACUUM
<Donut[AFK]> RIPOSTE
<Donut[AFK]> ADDON RIPOSTE
<Eurakarte> COUNTER-RIPOSTE
<Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-COUNTER RIPOSTE
<Eurakarte> NONSENSICAL STATEMENT INVOLVING PLANKTON
<Miles_Prower> RESPONSE TO RANDOM STATEMENT AND THREAT TO BAN OPPOSING SIDES
<Eurakarte> WORDS OF PRAISE FOR FISHFOOD
<Miles_Prower> ACKNOWLEDGEMENT AND ACCEPTENCE OF TERMS
#25193
<CrazySpence> my moms like "do you have the paper towels" *i hand them over* "I know you use them for jerking off" *laughs and closes the door*
#7955
<weezyl> I figured I'd just fellate my students for the protein.
#51274
<patours> my ftp is yours :)
<Pnuts> oooooh
<Pnuts> I like when you talk dirty
<patours> lol
<JU5TICE> Nothing like hammering an ftp until the early morning. "Take my big files, you dirty virus ridden server"
<JU5TICE> Apparently
<Jose`> who's your admin
<Jose`> yeah
<Jose`> thats right
<Jose`> who's your admin!
#29810
<Zap> back from raev lol.
<Protected> raev?
<Gray|ogl> raev = a codename for gaybar, only gaypeople know about it
<Gray|ogl> doh.
#305955
< Ifrit> In a way I find it insulting
< Ifrit> If someone doesn't take the time to write full words while conversing with me, I find it disrespectful
< Ifrit> and respect them less
< Wabbit98> wtf
#15176
[Swifty] its unfortunate because whenever she's explaining trigonometry or whatever, im usually trying to hide my brute of an erection
#14239
*** Quits: cuebal (Most parents would hope that that their offspring yearn to become doctors, lawyers, or even a journalist, but these days all kids want to be is Pikachu..)
#15064
<rrrmmm> hi DrtyS0UTH how are ya?
<DrtyS0UTH> pretty good being that the weather is like a sauna here.
<rrrmmm> here its mostly cold and raining
<rrrmmm> maybe we should live somewhere in the middle where its nice or something
#23479
Frondz: dude, 3.3 kb/s upload?
Frondz: i hope you give your cable company the heil hitler evrey day
Frondz: because they are some fucking nazis
#308875
<Mikael_Kreoss> reminded me of the time as a kid I saw a pic of the pope's bubble car thing
<Mikael_Kreoss> and thought it was meant to keep him in
<Mikael_Kreoss> like he was a monster or w/e
<Mikael_Kreoss> on display
<Mikael_Kreoss> "WE CAUGHT THE POPE" and then celebration time