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#6131
<nailer> Where in Hell is Carmen Sandiago's Luggage?
#297382
<c0nsumer> A pizza with the radius z and thickness a has the volume pi*z*z*a
#300948
< idiopath> if 50 cent and nickelback did a bad music supergroup you could call it 45ยข
#265195
<Gayo> google added gif emoticons to gmail.
<mathrick> they did?
<mathrick> FUCKERS
<Gayo> "If you're tired of not being able to find the right words to express yourself in your messages, emoticons are here to help."
<Gayo> Oh Christine, I love you so much more than my crass tongue can ever express! Let me show you how I feel with this smiley face in a party hat.
#52386
<Valdek> rofl
<Valdek> my sister's friend alyssa just came into the kitchen when i was getting some grape juice
<Valdek> and yelled "don't ever cum inside a girl!"
<Valdek> and threw a pregnancy test box at me
#23528
<Task-> i used to be able to say "i like stick my fingers in my arse" in swedish, then i realised it wouldnt help me in a conversation
#39771
zakalwefrombetfair: hey - i bought a jar of expensive hazelnut coffee today
Kath : you dont usually?
zakalwefrombetfair: no - i hought i'd treat myself
Kath : is it good?
zakalwefrombetfair: its fucking horrible
#1228
<timmo> you know what i hate
<timmo> errors that wont go away
<Guilty> So you dislike children too
#19210
<kow> I went to laser quest today
<kow> and some kid goes
<kow> how do you turn the auto aim on?
#2346
<BlackDeth> I'M GOING TO GO SMOKE A 8=====D
<SYch0> yo roll me one too
#27818
<Redback> when i win lotto im gonna buy a dual g5 and not use it just to spite all the mac users that cant afford one
* Redback = bastard
#2091
<DMC[mav2]> human/animal hair can be stuffed inside panty hose and used to suck up oil out from an oil spill
<DMC[mav2]> did you faggots know that
#23234
<arc> sigh
<arc> im locked outa my house
<arc> and i have to take a hue shit
<BurntAsh> ... yet he can still access the internet.. WTG Neo!
#60441
<Quietus> I'm still banned from #idiots-club >:(
<factnfiction101> Maybe your to big of an idiot?
<orb> Maybe you're* too* big on an idiot
<Quietus> Maybe you're too big of* an idiot
<orb> >:|
#10931
-(+MinioN5000)- k
-(+MinioN5000)- installing
-(+MinioN5000)- oh shit
-(+MinioN5000)- illegal operation
-(+MinioN5000)- wtf
* @Cuthbert calls the police
#16534
<gh5046> Witness the amazing power of and ice-cold lemon lime soda as I pour it on my crotch and become sexually aroused!
#8735
<arfmcbarf> i'm gonna teach you a lesson you wont soon forget
<arfmcbarf> i.e., how to integrate ln x from 0 to infinity
<arfmcbarf> first you get the antiderivitive
<arfmcbarf> of ln(x)
<arfmcbarf> i.e., 1/x
<arfmcbarf> then i forget the rest
#5985
<Foggi> french are good for 2 things
<Foggi> art
<Foggi> and surrendering
#1985
(|{KomienD) Who has a crack for Spider-Man?
(paper_bag) who has english lessons in an hour?
(vital|wrk) who has to work right now
(paper_bag) who let the dogs out
(nexxai) Who is getting pussy tonight?
(paper_bag) im getting hand
(nexxai) [paper_bag]: jerking yourself off doesn't count
(paper_bag) blast :(
(paper_bag) guess i can give back grandma her lotion, i wont be getting any l33t points tonight
#3575
<jstepka> perl is the kryptonite of the computer science world
<pagan> if stepka looks at it his penis shrivles up
<pagan> and he gets weak
<pagan> =)
<jstepka> hell yeah
#44802
<biounix> its horrible, i know
<biounix> but i'm not a writer
<biounix> and i have a BASIC vocabulary
<stan> 10 GOTO SCHOOL
#14399
<radii> i'm unRARing, listening to an MP3, AOLing, useing FlashFXP, Serv-U, AIM, mIRC and going to that wepage
<baloo_> aoling = molesting 13 year-old girls online?
<pagan> baloo: no it means your messaging them to come over and get molested
<radii> yeah, duh!
#25479
<PolestaR> Swish I dont have your skill where you just say *smiles* online and the girl is yours
<Swish> rofl
<PolestaR> I have to like, talk for like 5000 chars before I even get the phone number
<PolestaR> which is fake
#7187
<solo> Think about a time in your life which you had the most fun, well....then picture work being the total opposite
#30175
<Wikkid|Mikkr3igN> my power went out the other day. good thing my camera had a flash. i went to make a sandwich and took 90 pictures of my kitchen.... the neighbors called the police they thought it was lightening in my house