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#17771
<suffocate> i wanna know if thewre are any Visual Basic packets
<suffocate> under linux
<suffocate> ???
#9169
[Modnar] 3y3 0wnz j00
[TMBG37] n0 j00 d0n7
[Modnar] dude, i've got the inv0ice right here
#310732
<camel> > Do you have a full-time job? > No > We're sorry, you do not qualify for this survey.
<camel> Why the fuck would I be doing a $2 30 minute survey
<camel> if I had a full time job
#309714
<bizzy> i just made an ec2 ami of android gingerbread
<bizzy> now i can run my telephone in the cloud
<bizzy> its a new world of mobile data and adaptive architecture as code
<danh> i think you're joking but im not sure
<bizzy> my saas-model android will disrupt the existing mobile space
<bizzy> simply access your telephone over any standard web browser (including mobile)
<bizzy> now you can make calls even on the go right from your smartphone
#300896
<Steg> if you want to be reasonable, kindly do it elsewhere
#302592
<+TakeOne> O..o I love the way you can select a date of birth that's later than april 2010.
<+TakeOne> Yes, I'm submitting an application to McDonald's before I'm born because I know how futile my life is going to be.
#2300
<Monkie> I am NEVER getting involed with a girl that has a communications problem again
<Monkie> =|
<matts> she didn't know how to use her cell phone?
<Vern> lol
<notlosman> lol
<notlosman> hahahhaah
<Monkie> actaully
<Monkie> yes
<Monkie> =|
#9605
<SaBaS> brb. food stuck in throat
#11148
Meredy31: Hackers is just the coolest movie :)
Rann XXV: Indeed. n.n But only if you're not an actual hacker. But that's okay, because those people deserve to be annoyed. ^^
Rann XXV: A little payback for every system crash and virus-eaten file is in each hacker's scream of "DAMMIT IT'S NOT LIKE THAT!"
#46621
<rhppnrth> Skype is not a telephony replacement service and cannot be used for emergency dialing.
<rhppnrth> OH SHIT GUYS MY HOUSE IS ON FIRE
<rhppnrth> LEMME LAUNCH SKYPE
<rhppnrth> OH FUCK I'M NOT LOGGED IN
<rhppnrth> JESUS IT'S GETTING HOT IN HERE
#18286
[assman] if you wouldnt fuck brad pitt then you're gay
#101461
<Rendrag> just remember your car actually has to stop at stop signs
<Rendrag> my driving teacher only told me my wheels must stop rotating
<Rendrag> i took her at her word
<Rendrag> and slid it round the corner onto the main street at 60 with all four wheels locked up
<LDM> hahahahahaha, Nice one.
<Rendrag> needless to say i had to sit my test a second time :)
#11427
<DannyBoy> Hey CB, do you have any old website interface templates laying around that you have no use for? =8)
<Cowboy_w3rk> er
<Cowboy_w3rk> <html><body>insert content</body></html>
<Cowboy_w3rk> there ya go
<DannyBoy> wonderful
<DannyBoy> hey, that looks like shit
#39727
trillium45: So today, i was mowing the lawn and i could smell something burning
trillium45: and i thought, how nice, the smell of burning leaves in autumn
trillium45: so i was happily mowing along
trillium45: and then i looked down and saw flames shooting out of the lawn mower
#4442
<amit> there was a girl in my english class who had a lord of the rings bookmark. she looked at me, then at the bookmark and said "Bilbo's so hot!" and put it in the cleavage between her breasts.
#31747
<sarah_mascara> and she hated her unique name. so she named me SARAH.
<sarah_mascara> YAY FOR THAT.
<vanbeast> hahahaha
<sarah_mascara> and being labeled 'Sarah R.' my whole live.
<sarah_mascara> life, also.
<vanbeast> :)
<sarah_mascara> my mom used to tell me i had the 'charlie brown syndrome' because i always introduced myself as 'sarah richter.' 'cause i always knew too many sarahs, you know.
<sarah_mascara> but...
<vanbeast> download faster, song
<vanbeast> I was always the only ben. that was weird for me.
<sarah_mascara> i must admit, it took on a whole new meaning when my mom got REALLY drunk about two years ago and told me i was conceived at the 'charlie brown hotel' on myrtle beach.
#2402
<intra> I want to propose to my wife with a giant foam #1 finger instead of a ring.
#52648
<aq> Mr car is a 1993 Rover Metro 1.1s. I’ve asked a few friends what they think it’s top speed is. Most say it’s somewhere between 70-80mph, perhaps 85mph tops if you push it hard enough. I was on the motorway tonight and it turns out that my car can do 110mph. Unfortunately, there may be photographic proof.
#31021
<Drunken_master> A brief question, please
<nomad> yes?
<nomad> I hope that was brief enough
#307327
<@Rabbi> don't ever forget to live life
<@Rabbi> it could be over any moment
< Gobina> and hopefully it will be, soon
<@Rabbi> for instance right now I'm writing code for an emulated 16 year old game and drinking a bourbon, alone in my apartment
<@Rabbi> gotta remember to live
#296743
<dd7> kid's a genius
<dd7> the paper on his desk had a beautiful drawing of some fucked up temple with trees growing out of it and shit
<dd7> turned it over and saw a page full of sql diagrams
#38310
<@Zibro> [13:03] <Roommate> "1,100 registered sexual predators in the county.
<@Zibro> that made me think
<@Zibro> of an idea for a movie!
<@Zibro> ILLEGAL ALIEN VS SEXUAL PREDATOR
#103
<matt`> it makes you get a horrible disease
<matt`> called "babies"
#307156
Pizzicato: In my head, the way the defence budget in the states is handled is some dude pules up to a drive-thru window at a huge factory and a voice crackles over the intercom
Pizzicato: 'Hi, welcome to the DoD! How can I help you?'
Pizzicato: The guys looks at the menu and goes 'Uhhhhhhhh I'll take....2,433 F-35s, 30 Virginia class submarines, a fleet of V-22s, FA-18EFs, and another fleet of EA-18Gs'.
Pizzicato: Then the dude on the intercom says 'Okay, that will be 137 billion dollars, please pull around to the second window!'
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#9045
<DogDiggity> I've worked here for 5 years.. might get laid off tommorow and have never jerked off in the bathroom here... BRB got a mission.