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#8666
<bbl-away> sheeesh sickjay, ease up on the #eos spam
<CactusJac> don't talk to him that way
<CactusJac> he's my boyfriend
<bbl-away> well, take him and get a room
<CactusJac> we're exhibitionists
#299753
<Reilithion> If yhou make a typo, like I just did, it's because somewhere on the net, someone else also made a typo of the opposite nature. In this case, somebody is missing an 'h' somewhere in one of their messages.
<bomb> wow, tat's an interesting theory
#47456
< teferi> I lost the office pool
< teferi> damn
<+res0> aww, no more swimming at work
#21987
<demiurge> why dont you unban me from bots already
<demiurge> helo?
<TML> 501 5.0.0 HELO requires domain address
#309763
< NDJ> Oh God how did I even do this,
< NDJ> My Windows partition is now ext4
< NDJ> Shit
Comment: #linux on a small network
#6255
<hd> i did not have sexual relations with that couch
#55636
(mistik): Well, it being valentines day and all, i've scheduled a date with my hand tonight. :p
(TheGreatDrunkMonkey): I have a date with Myra
(TheGreatDrunkMonkey): Myra Hand
(TheGreatDrunkMonkey): And her Asian friend, Lo Shen
(Deranged): Then her friend Tish Shu will clean up the mess afterwards.
#22213
Sinviras: Squeak got himself a g/f
Sinviras: ?
CVYSqueak915: yeah
Sinviras: grats
CVYSqueak915: thanks
Sinviras: what lvl is she?
CVYSqueak915: SHe has no internet
Sinviras: ....
Sinviras: dump her
#14024
<Hayd1488> Any Intelligent Women here?
<grovibtch> yeah
<grovibtch> but they're not dumb enough to msg u
#300509
<@JeremySm> firecrackers?
<Hark> cracker | peanut butter | weed | peanut butter | cracker
<Hark> tinfoil, bake in the oven
<Hark> fats in the peanut butter absorb the thc
<@JeremySm> lol
<@JeremySm> this is why Canada is not a world power
#1681
<_|LoCo|> any1 know whats the last album of paul oakenfold?
<al-x> Paul Oakenfold Presents Another Shitty ALbum With All The Same Tracks As the Last 3 Albums
#3652
<blazemore> one time i was camping with a bunch of friends and me and this girl were sleeping next to each other and we were both laying on our sides with our asses touching and i accidentally farted
#17828
<standby> i'm moving to my own office tomorrow
<standby> i feel so cool
<standby> i'll be able to mastrubate while i work
<standby> well i allready do but it will be easier
#18642
<Frostbite> i used to be ashamed of my 4 inch wang. until i found out girls liked it that wide
#32058
<bobelina> bunny porn
<ZestyO> speaking of porn
<ZestyO> I need to download this video
<ZestyO> ...
<ZestyO> you didn't just hear that
Comment: #MxO
#103486
<Kcaj> Coworker goes "It semms like weed up here". I was like... "Maybe it is my cologne, here check this shit out, smell me", and they come over, I hold out my shirt, they take a huge whiff and go "Yeah, it is definitely your cologone".
<Kcaj> semms = smells
<Kcaj> sorry I'm high lol
#72
<reptile-> The first time hypr opened a box of Cheerios and looked inside he yelled, "OH WOW! DONUT SEEDS!"
<hypr> wtf are donut seeds
#39984
(Nick): nobody believed about my abs, so I took a pic of it.. nobody thinks I have a nice sized penis.. so do I have to prove you wrong again?
(Deranged): Exactly how far does your camera zoom?
#16730
*** Pikachu has joined #Distro
<kurai> Gah. Fucken' Pokemon crap - hate it.
<kurai> Some twat in the office thought it would be "cute and friendly" to name all the servers etc after bloody Pokemon characters.
<kurai> The incident that mainly brought about this hatred was the time a particular SQL server fell over (yet again)...
<kurai> So I shout across the (full) office to a colleague "Oi ! Pikachu's just gone down on me again !"
<kurai> Mind you - it was amusing seeing one dumb bint snorting coffee out of her nose she was laughing so hard.
<Pikachu> ? ! I don't go down on pppl !!
<kurai> SO you are small, yellow, annoying *and* don't give head ?
<kurai> What a pointless life - top yourself right now.
*** Pikachu Quit (Ping timeout)
<basto> Wow - you are like some evil mind controlling Guru or somthin'
#3597
<Amanda> Uncle Bud's Catfish is a PRODUCT OF CORPORATE MONOPOLIES ATTEMPTING TO STEAL OUR CATFISH TRADITION
<Amanda> AND CAPITALIZE ON IT WHILE LOSING THE TRUE VALUE OF AND LOVE FOR THE FISH
<kisama_> alright
<kisama_> so you're against christmas presents too?
#15731
<depresso> Compaq FAQ: Where is the ANY Key? (FAQ2859)
<depresso> This is not a key. When you are instructed to press any key, this
means you can press any of the keys on the keyboard (such as the Enter key,
the R key, or the space bar).
#10941
<Drezdar> I am a white, supple 21 year old male from New York City. I enjoy the big life...when I leave my house. I enjoy computer games, PS2 games, Xbox games, Dreamcast games, SNES games, N64 games, GBA games, Genesis games, Amiga 500 games, C64 games, Atari 800XL games, and porn. I am very good at masturbation so I think I would be very good in bed. If you would like to meet me, email me or cyber me on AIM.
#2094
<Miss_RPM> they used to say i was named after some chick dad saw in a dirty magazine..
#9337
<reflexive> i hate how in the movies.. they still show catholic churches, where the priest places the communion on the tongue.
<heath> he normally just puts his cock on there now.
#952
(Mutiny) Atarax: you ate a americum disk from a smoke detector?
(Atarax) Mutiny: yeah
(Mutiny) Atarax: why?
(Atarax) Mutiny: I thought it would give me special powers.
(Mutiny) Atarax: what did it do to you?
(Atarax) Mutiny: well, it didn't give me any special powers, but it didn't kill me either
(Atarax) Darwin must be spinning in his grave
(Atarax) "why is that fuck still alive"