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#50455
<wrmachine> Your search - sluts! did not return any results.
<wrmachine> screw it, google video sucks.
#42306
<insert people trying to convince Kaelic to kick out his GF so he can play more DnD>
<Kaelic> haha to everyone who thinks Kaelic should kick me out! :p Sex is better than D&D!! :)
<lnp-work> hehe
* Leon (random@deg.demon.co.uk) has joined #adnd
* Silly sets mode: +o Leon
<Yeo> can't argue with that
<lnp-work> D&D tend to last longer though :P
* Leon plays guess the subject
* Leon has a wild stab at sex
<lnp-work> ding :P
#309986
< Arelon> For example here in Beijing the pedestrian is never at fault if the other person was driving a motor vehicle
< Arelon> Even if the accident was the pedestrian's fault
<@Matthew> is that why the tanks didnt run that tianamen square guy over
#3560
<evilbadz> can i show you my function?
<DAL9000> never on a first date.
#624
<MadHatter> sjkdfkl;'
<Jingoro`> hatters snorting off his keyboard again
#14309
Dainichi> I'm going to start a band called Hand Solo.
Dainichi> Our first song will be a heavy metal cover of "I Touch Myself"
#295290
* Ahruman goes back to musing on the days when MSIE was the best Mac browser. Mozilla appeared to be dead. OmniWeb was falling behind. I can't remember what Opera was doing. And worst of all, we still thought the Internet was like a big truck back then.
#204
(|Chris) i felt boobies tonight!
(McMoo) did they belong to a womang?
#295136
<dshs> what's the absolute best question?
<fydo> you just asked it. it's recursive.
#306951
<narwhal> foolproof way to get a woman's bra off in under 10 seconds: set said bra on fire
#4064
<FreshBrew> i dont know why i floss before i go to the dentist
<FreshBrew> i never ever do it
<FreshBrew> its like going to the doctor and pretending not to be sick so he doesnt yell at you
#223818
< kupo> i like watching the protester videos
< kupo> but their tactics suck
< kupo> I could finally put all my years of useless turn based strategy games to use
#20109
<CaptParis> M F Hyper
<HyperKinetic> CaptParis, I'm gonna shoot your chances at cybering me right away and tell you that I'm a guy
#55559
MrMoog_772: mr pibb is just a lower-quality version of dr pepper
Glowsun: of course it is... dude doesn't have his degree yet
#4505
<God_of_Mischief> SODOMIZING ME WILL NOT WARM MY ASS UP!
#8719
<AndrewB> Lonely..
<Linguica> aww
<AndrewB> Come to bed and snuggle with me.
<AndrewB> Er, wrong window.
#1272
<r0f> plz, it's the way to ask for something on efnet
<r0f> or express your feelings
<r0f> like when I join, I say "plz"
<r0f> it just means "plz". it's not really a request, it's just like "plz"
<r0f> know what I'm sayin? kthx
#295369
<Illing> can anyone recommend a good cult?
#56333
<Analogy> Hahaha, we played the best prank today
<Analogy> I was doing a T-Wolves show for FSN, and me and a couple of the other camera guys decide to freak out our engineer
<Analogy> We put a camera on the ground like it was unattended and held some saran wrap in front of the lens, then we gave this kid a sharpie and had him draw on the saran wrap so it looked like he was drawing on the lens
<Analogy> These lenses run like $30k, by the way
<Analogy> The engineer was back in the truck and he saw this happening on one of the monitors, he BURSTS out of the truck and runs full-tilt onto the court.
<Analogy> And we had another camera pointed at the entrance with one of the videotape guys recording it back in the truck
<Analogy> It's great, the engineer kicking our asses is the first item on tonight's basketball game highlight reel
#69910
<@Sid> see
<@Sid> it's possible that she wasn't killed on the third
<@Sid> and she met up with hans reiser a coupla days later
<@HrdwrBoB> true
<@Sid> and he killed her to death in the passenger seat of his honda
<@HrdwrBoB> or transported the body
<@HrdwrBoB> unlikely death in car
<@HrdwrBoB> it would have been messy
<@Sid> then laid the bits of corpse out in the woods in a nice b-tree, for O(log(n)) retrieval later
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#51996
RossEdge: anyhoo
RossEdge: im going to bed
James: i am not
James: GoF will be done in
James: 56 minutes
James: MUST WATCH
James: assuming it isn't gay porn
RossEdge: if it IS gay porn?
James: oh man
James: good thing i am the shift-delete king
RossEdge: youre not gonna watch it anyway?
James: what? no
RossEdge: damn it james...we're never gonna get into a QDB with that mind of thinking
#59427
<adam> I need to work on my attention span
<adam> I went to find something to eat
<adam> ended up shaving
#45485
<synth> ONE DAY ILL HAVE SEX RAAB
<Raab> if you take x, its really hard not to
<Raab> or just slip her a roofie
<synth> i slipped off a roof once
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#17274
<ceejamon> fapping is pretty much what everybody using this program for, if that answeres your Q.
<Kendrak> omg
<Kendrak> they might as well rename Kazza to "Free p0rn!"
#25060
<timmo> you know this will be one of those things
<timmo> where when i die st. peter or whoever
<timmo> is looking over my sins and what not
<timmo> "so you told chris to, and i quote 'knock the bottom out of it and make sure she cant walk right tomorrow'?"
<timmo> "nah man it wasnt like that"
<arse-poet> and then he will show you the irc long
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