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#1520
<studmuffn> one day i will find a way to implant annoying songs in other peoples heads
<studmuffn> it will be my supervillian power
#12123
<Farnarcle> you use mIRC?
<EvilElmo`> whats mIRC?
<Farnarcle> ok dont worry diff IRC proggy
<EvilElmo`> whats IRC?
#53724
< wietz0r> I was standing there with a packet of writeable dvd's and this women walks up fucking points her finger at me and says "Don't do illegal things with those dvds"
#5805
<evenpar123> I am so going to be moderated for that last comment...
<mightyflo> console wars are stupid. people that get involved with console wars are even stupidder
<evenpar123> Console wars? I was just giving some information, and making fun of the fact that his parents don't love each other anymore
#162354
<skumby> i think only japanese chicks can get away with blue hair, a miniskirt, and a severed tentacle hanging from their twat
#8330
<AgntBukk> I played grand theft auto 3 the other day.
<spacetwin> how was it!
<AgntBukk> I beat up some chick.
<AgntBukk> and then I kicked her repeatedly in the head until she died.
<spacetwin> haha
<AgntBukk> so, all in all, I was happy with the experience.
#1870
<timmo> id like to make a movie with just different ways of [John Travolta] dying
#36336
<@fusionrock> haha, da's mainpage has an ad for generic viagra
<@BlackIce> no kevin, they're targeted at each user.
#30394
(SnapScan): hablais español?
(Picasso-): I would like TWO soft tacos and a large pepsi
#51854
<Mark> oh yeah. so my roommate got me to sit down and play need for speed underground on the xbox. he thought it would be funny because i was drunk, so i would fuck up, and he would laugh at me. except i ended up doing better and beating a bunch of races i wasnt able to do sober.
<Mark> which means im a better driver when im drunk
<Mark> i just have to find a way to explain that to the police.
#54804
Evil Vaccum: have to figure out who I should invite, then
Evil Vaccum: this brings up an interesting problem
Evil Vaccum: who are my friends?
scythen32: your monitor, your keyboard, and your tower?
Evil Vaccum: pretty much
#15771
[msg.argvee(~flop@adsl-216-103-210-51.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net)] ok whoever made ircii interfac ewas clearly not considering drunk people when doing i
#2516
<rewben> we are not perverts ;p
<akiron> speak for youself ;)
#86239
<Bricker> Hey natpen, we’re trying to come up with some nicknames for Jennings, did you have any?
<natpen> Well, one time we were about to have sex and he was too drunk to get it up. So we laid there awhile and it was pretty awkward. Then, he stood up on the bed with the covers wrapped around his shoulders like a cape, and screamed “I’M BATMAN”. I almost shit myself.
<Bricker> Holy shit, are you fucking serious? Please tell me you’re making that up.
<natpen> No, I’m not. The weird thing is, after he got into the role, he finally got it up, and it was the best sex of my life. So I usually call him batman.
#226816
craig: If Not Me Is Nothing Then Visible = True
craig: my code is getting existential
chagster: thats awful
craig: i hope it's not having a GenericIdentity crisis =\
#310326
< Spengo> so
< Spengo> I met up with one of my transgender friends who I haven't seen in forever
< Spengo> had a child
< Spengo> now he's transparent
< ryantmer> Somewhere, a drummer did a rimshot, and they have no idea why
< xmc> so technically you still haven't seen him
< ryantmer> Ha!
#34600
<homerj_> DDR modes are like EASY, NORMAL, AZN
#62589
< zeleftikam> i had a fuckin weird ass dream last night.. suddenly i realised i could wikipedia two things at once and that was somehow amazing, then i appeared in a dance club and this dj at a table had two record turntables except they were circular lcd screens and each had a wikipedia page, and as he scratched the screens back and forth different wikipedia pages flipped on them
< zeleftikam> and he was reading them
< zeleftikam> because he was Lord Nikon from Hackers
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#11215
<@Drezdar> !google teen pregnancy crisis hotline
<@Drezdar> Heh, don't ask.
#92959
<matt> i had chinese food last night
<matt> it wasn't that good
<matt> so then i go to the bathroom this morning
<matt> and, after a less-than-pleasant experience
<matt> the toilet overflows when i flush.
<matt> so, my first thought is "oh SHIT"
<matt> then my second thought is "heh, yeah, shit, like literally too"
<matt> but then my third thought:
<matt> java.lang.ToiletOverflowError;
<matt> yeah
<matt> i hated myself too
#37873
[@WhipSmart]if you're looking for reality, musicals are the last place to find it..
[@WhipSmart]I mean, look at West Side Story...
[@WhipSmart]he runs thru Spanish Harlem yelling 'Maria!' and only ONE girl looks out the window..?
[@WhipSmart] what's up with that..?
#14727
<DistORt> is anyone here actually an op
<DistORt> or are you all just clever lines of script
#2164
::: .signoff@1.32p> m|ch (michelle@XX-XX-XX-XXX.ivideon.com); to get over someone old, get under someone new
#7870
=== Action: eltawater RAGES at easynet
<eltawater> HOW DARE YOU DOUBLE DEBIT MY ACCOUNT, THEREBY SENDING ME 250 QUID INTO THE RED, AND THEN HAVE THE BALLS TO GIVE ME A COURTESY CALL ASKING ME WHETHER I AM GOING TO RENEW MY CONTRACT
<MetalJoe> problem?
<eltawater> you could say that
<MetalJoe> heh
<eltawater> it's a good thing I've got my credit card now, otherwise I wouldn't be able to pay for anything
<genie_> damn those irc subscription fees
#41219
[@jmelloy] my dad went to highschool with Janeway
[@selcouth] jmelloy: YOUR DAD IS IN STARFLEET?