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#26281
<Madchemist> the best part of UO was that some people just wanted to be farmers or weavers or some mess
<Madchemist> and you could slaughter them and take their hard earned stuff
#1711
<Zorglub> will php work on old browsers?
#296029
<HyperHacker> ^_^ @
<HyperHacker> ^_^ @
<HyperHacker> >_> @
<HyperHacker> O_O @
<HyperHacker> <_< @
<HyperHacker> <_< @
<HyperHacker> x_x@
<HyperHacker> x_@
<HyperHacker> x@
<HyperHacker> @
<HyperHacker> @
<HyperHacker> @x
<HyperHacker> @¯x
<HyperHacker> @x¯x
<HyperHacker> @ x¯x
<HyperHacker> @ o¯O
<HyperHacker> @ v¯v
<HyperHacker> and that's what happens when you go through a black hole.
Comment: irc.badnik.net #smwc
#1042
<mazix> IAN VAN DAHL CASTLES IN THE SKY 8.99 Genre: SOUL/R&B
<mazix> Released: 12/19/1900
<mazix> Country: USA
<mazix> this song is older then i thought
<SJ7Trunks> haha
<Crom> AHHHHHHHHH
<Crom> MILLLENIUM BUG
<Crom> WE ALL GONNA DIE
* Crom hides.
#8311
* Anderlan raises a cheek off the chair
<Anderlan> farting is offensive, but raising a cheek in preparation is even more so
<gears> it's a good way to show people "I am not interested in what you have to say. Leave my cubicle at your soonest convenience."
#34190
* rik decides not to reply to spam whose subject line is "discount vasectomy"
#20167
<Continuity> Disassembling VB code is like looking at one of those magic eye pictures
#11439
<adr> if kashmir gets nuked we won't have any soft wool sweaters any more
<TS> thats cashmere you tool
#3268
<DrWoody> lol wtf... I just got this email: "[Fwd: eHow To Ask Someone On A Date] from MOM"
#346
<ethiopia> i'm starving
#32506
<baryon> brb. I need a shower again, I stink
<emo> baryon: remember my advice
<baryon> god you're still here
<emo> you can significantly reduce the sourness of your body odour by refraining from meat eating
<cl4SS> emo fuck up about it. I'm sick of hearing your shit
<emo> I'm just saying
<baryon> emo, that's got nothing to do with it
<emo> baryon: it does actually. Several studies have shown so
<baryon> emo. I helped move four horses today. I am covered in dirt, dust and horse shit
<baryon> I stink because FOUR DAMNED VEGETARIANS SHIT ON ME
#1139
<SYch0> heh
* SYch0 has a great family
<SYch0> :D
<Ash> Because they indulge you.
<Ash> But if they keep doing that, you'll grow up fat and arrogant!
<Ash> Oh, wait.... :(
#12438
<Rhombus> US investigators say they have seen neither bodies nor graves while examining a civilian site in central Afghanistan, allegedly targeted by US warplanes earlier this week.
<Rhombus> That sounds like:
<Rhombus> Fox investigators say there is no proof that any henhouses have been raided by foxes.
#22039
<Be`CooL> cum pot sa fac o redirectionare la o pagina de pe alta pagina ?
<RoBorg> <meta http-equiv="refresh" content="10; url=http://my.com"> 10=10 seconds, url=http://my.com is optional
<RoBorg> thats a guess as I have no idea what you actually said...
#19059
<+f0dd|away> hrm, why did I choose a full format instead of a quickformat?
<+GoodScrat> This isn't the psychic network
#16730
*** Pikachu has joined #Distro
<kurai> Gah. Fucken' Pokemon crap - hate it.
<kurai> Some twat in the office thought it would be "cute and friendly" to name all the servers etc after bloody Pokemon characters.
<kurai> The incident that mainly brought about this hatred was the time a particular SQL server fell over (yet again)...
<kurai> So I shout across the (full) office to a colleague "Oi ! Pikachu's just gone down on me again !"
<kurai> Mind you - it was amusing seeing one dumb bint snorting coffee out of her nose she was laughing so hard.
<Pikachu> ? ! I don't go down on pppl !!
<kurai> SO you are small, yellow, annoying *and* don't give head ?
<kurai> What a pointless life - top yourself right now.
*** Pikachu Quit (Ping timeout)
<basto> Wow - you are like some evil mind controlling Guru or somthin'
#34993
<SisterJessica> there is no tree or leaf worth crying about
<infinite_monkey> SisterJessica - Where do you think oxygen comes from?
<SisterJessica> infinite_monkey the air, thanks.
#344
<concubine> NO CAPSLOCK! I AM UKRAINE
#38174
<+nemnock> yo imagine if electric cars could harness the power of lightning
<+nemnock> they would be faster than gasoline cars
<@Justinian> ...
<@SonicVIBE> nemnock
<@m0rn> hehe
<@SonicVIBE> shut your face.
<@Justinian> seriously
<+nemnock> hahaa
<+nemnock> lightning would be like a shot of nos
<@Justinian> that's in contention for the dumbest thing ever said in here
Comment: Par for the course folks.
#11353
<guyen> holy shit i'm not going to be home this weekend, i have an online exam i have to take, but i'll be in LA
<guyen> there's a wedding going on so i won't be able to exactly just do it at my relative's house
<guyen> i'm looking for cybercafes and crap, the only thing i can find is some place called Yogi's Cyber Hut
<guyen> holy fuck i can't believe i'm depending on Yogi for my midterm grade
<xan> at least he's smarter than the average bear
#309823
<shachaf> *!*@* would be a good name for a ban
#64004
<DanAtHome> WELLINGTON (Reuters) - New Zealand's indigenous Maori population reacted angrily on Wednesday to a researcher's findings that Maori have a high representation of a gene linked to aggression, as the nation faces a domestic violence crisis.
<DanAtHome> Is there a Maori word for "irony"?
#159372
<&EvilFixIt> orwell missed by a few years with 1984
<Rob> what year did he guess
#2935
<Object> booya my roommate, got in a fight last week.. this week, booya was starting a new job .. he gets in and finds out his new boss is the guy he fought last week, we thought it was pretty funny
#283880
Her: please answer honestly, yes or no, k?
Him: Go on.
Her: why do people make fun of blondes?
Him: Yes.