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#7968
<Second-Child> spring rolls? isn't ben vegetarian?
<tef> maybe he doesn't count cat as meat?

#57117
<@robert> if my grade suffers because of you, i swear to god, i will send you lots of hot porn and then toss something nasty in the middle
Comment: #wpi

#10052
<Kiz`> a semi decent looking girl can get laid whenever she wants
<Kiz`> just go up to a guy
<Kiz`> "sex?"
<Kiz`> a guy can't do such things
<Yuffie> Maybe you haven't gone up to the right guy?

#33618
<+snow_veil> if (age > 14) pork(); else give_candy();

#8526
<helminthes> haikus are real gay
<helminthes> cause they put limitations
<helminthes> on syllables used

#34668
<Rjx> now I'm off taking zoloft, I'm supposed to go for a 'colon cleansing'
<Rjx> I don't know how that works
<Rjx> but I know I don't want it

#303357
tanuki: [URL of photo gallery]
tanuki: thoughts?
stabnburn: why is that creepy fat lady grabbing that kids boobs
tanuki: lolwut
... time passes ...
tanuki: stabnburn: Okay, I figured out WTF you're talking about.
tanuki: "that creepy fat lady" is my mother.
tanuki: And the kid is my nephew.
stabnburn: so um.  YOUR MOM
stabnburn: hahaa ahaaaahahaha hahahaahahaaaaa
jedrek: stabs has been waiting for like 4 years for this
tanuki: You fail humor forever.

#29423
<pencap> HEY LOOK A DIVERSION
* Parts: pencap (~pencapche@12-229-68-133.client.attbi.com)

#47839
<Pentavite> how does master chief manage to respawn in five seconds?
<goldfish> it took jesus three days

#31488
* Now talking in #asc11pr0n
* Demented-Idiot sets mode: +o Segosa
<@Segosa> give us the ascii pr0n
<@Demented-Idiot> ( . ) ( . )
<@Segosa> omg
* @Segosa jacks off

#74549
<cached> What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a seal?
<cached> A polar bear.

#56188
<Nuttacon> i hate this, i have sooooooooooo much i could be doing..
<Nuttacon> it's overwhelming, i end up just worrying about how to do it all and not get anything done :(
<pentium176> i think you need a lesson in time management
<Nuttacon> perhaps
<Nuttacon> i don't know when i'd have time for it

#55
<Sonique> you know you've just experienced an odd moment at 3:30am when you're completely naked making an away msg for aim and your dad (clothed only in breifs) strolls by, waves, and says, "i thought i smelled something. oh well, night!", and walks off

#206352
<Vesper> msg NickServ IDENTIFY batcock
<StarShade> ...
<StarShade> I am going to assume that was intentional.
<StarShade> ANd that your password isn't really batcock.

#311214
<&kapitank> oh wow a mistype such a rare thing that deserves being pointed out every time it hapens =^)
<~LexPro> hapens
<&T2norway> hapens

#24370
<mindsnare> 48%
<mindsnare> bah
<mindsnare> hurry up bangbus
<saboteur> is that like netbus?

#297717
<ChromosFel|WoW> i can't see how people feel they can judge WoW without even playing it
<Z-Ramm> i can't see how people feel they can judge crack users without even trying it

#17334
<Xetrov`> im gonna go try out this "physical activity" shit i keep hearing about

#295235
* P2E is definitely not an expert
<derf> That makes two of us.
<P2E> uh, yeah, but I'm even less of an expert than that
<derf> There's only one way to fix that.
<P2E> aw, but reading is so HARD
<derf> No, I meant do stupid things repeatedly until you learn something.
Comment: #vorbis

#3000
*** madwoota changes topic to 'Synoptica needs a dick slapped against his forehead.'
<incorrect> that an offer woota?

#30853
* RaphX deletes the sun
<RaphX> actually, I just closed the curtain

#8504
<dr_rotcod> my poo was white again. this cannot go on

#52405
<elfodox> so the boggle solver works... I'm going to set some high scores on web-boggle :)
<elfodox> it takes a while to parse the 3.6mb dictionary file :(
<elfodox> if my dad gets a supercomputer for his company, I'll use it to solve boggle at never-before imagined speeds :P
<fr_gment> At mind boggling speeds, perhaps?

#31313
* Joins: msft (swi@3155232f.22cbf9e3.client2.attbi.com)
* Gargoyle sets mode: +v msft
<+Mike> oh jeez. Microsoft is in here
<+Mike> y'all hide those corp copies of XP!

#15603
*** treker has joined #ircop
<treker> what is this channel for?
<_zenon> sex channel treker
<treker> AH, I see...
<treker> well then by all means, go ahead, have fun...i'll just go run some errands.

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