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#7072
<Staberinde> What I'm wondering is why the ACLU isn't bringing lawsuits against these schools that suspend kids for drawings or writings. I mean if that's not depriving someone of their freedom of speech I don't know what is.
<Joe_> Because the Supreme Court ruled that the constitution doesn't extend to schools.
<Staberinde> That means my old high school can secede from the union then, right?
<Joe_> It could work..
#40168
<@Dr4g0n> I have 4 inches to grow and im done with puberty
Comment: Sometimes it's good to specify words like "height"
#116245
<Trinexx> Holy crap that was awkward...
<Trinexx> neighbour of mine called and asked me to attend a surprise party she was throwing for her husband
<Trinexx> About 30 minutes after he showed up, she announced to him and the rest of us that she was pregnant.
<Trinexx> Mike says "Honey, I've been meaning to tell you, but..."
<Trinexx> "I'm sterile."
<Trinexx> I grabbed my coat and left.
#141263
<swight> "DARPA Advances AI Program For Air Traffic Control"
<swight> C`mon they GOTTA call that SkyNet
<jonathans> haha
<jonathans> yeah
<jonathans> It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are at the arrival gate.
#29243
<sir haides> you wanna know what i did?
<sir haides> you're going to _love_ this.
<hile> sure
<sir haides> i inserted an Aqua cd.
<sir haides> the band.
<sir haides> Aqua crashed my mac.
<sir haides> fucking ironic.
<sir haides> ain't it?
#73141
jaymouse: friend's kid
jaymouse: little kid
jaymouse: he was scribbling on this paper, and I was just sitting there watching him
jaymouse: well I was bored so I join him, just scribbling random shit
jaymouse: he looks at me like I'M the idiot
jaymouse: I'm like wtf
jaymouse: ...he was writing in fucking arabic
#32285
<+snow_veil> apparently nasa found hematite on mars
<+error> is that smokable?
#311276
<@Talgie> I hate having to put pants on
<Jake2> Who are you talking to?
<@Talgie> Anyone who answers
<Jake2> So no one?
<@Talgie> You answered, didn't you ;)
#300820
Dave: what's the site
Dave: that if someone asks about something
Dave: it types in the subject into google for you
Dave: showing you how to do it
... Time passes ...
Dave: who would have ever thought that it's called
Dave: let me google that for you
#60986
<itai> found a bug in the english wiki site :|
<Angela> what's the problem?
<itai> can't tell :x
<Gentgeen> that makes it hard to fix
<Angela> itai: could you explain where the bug is?
<itai> the site isn't secured
<JeLuF> secured?
<itai> yes
<itai> un protected
<Angela> anyone can edit it?
<itai> yes
Comment: irc.freenode.net #wikipedia
#4441
<Euri> They should make an idiot mode. Whenever you try to alter something you shouldn't, a big smily shiny thing would come out of the computer and momentarily distract the silly person doing something naughty, and the computer would then pick itself up and fly out the window to safety.
#30512
(bannsheebot): I was so distracted by this banner ad, I typed my login password into the url field.
(Ntruder): hah
(bannsheebot): it shows this little kid smacking his forehead, and the word "College" next to him.
(Ntruder): someone somewhere deserves a marketing award
#244345
SeanieG123: so we have to make this cartoon thing for Oedipus in english right?
SeanieG123: i'm trying to decide if a "mommy and me" photo album would be crossing a line
#7428
<Phuser> my fan club has a member
<Phuser> my member has a fan club
#21221
<AndrewLB> Hmm, my entire art class is going to think I'm gay, considering this is the second shirtless guy painting I've done for this art unit...
#15655
<Mystery> singapore is nice
<_eight> pussy is so cheap there.
<Mystery> there aren't any hookers in singapore
<Mystery> you have to cross the border to malaysia for htat
<_eight> mystery, you just been hanging out in the wrong singaporean cemeteries.
#3650
(@watchy): hey io
(@watchy): i am gonna put up a ebay auction
(@watchy): i'm gonna auction my sperm
(@watchy): haha
*** Quits: watchy (Excess Flood)
(@[IO]): or not
#7361
<devilgrl> qwasz: im a rocket technician for the govt.
<devilgrl> i used to be a unix admin
<pagan> sure have alot of exp for being 21...
<devilgrl> pagan: i dropped outta school and started working fulltime when I was 17
<pagan> then the .gov picked you up to work on rockets?
<devilgrl> my friend works for the company, he got me an interview
<pagan> and they saw your stunning education record, and hired you right?
<pagan> of course your full of shit, your a girl
<devilgrl> exactly
#33242
<wild-> Rosie weds longtime girlfriend, slams Bush
<repp0r> ...
<repp0r> :x
<splice> yeah you and rosie make great allies
<repp0r> I had to read that twice to get the joke.
<repp0r> I was actually going to make the joke, but then I realized it had already been done.
<repp0r> wild, in all his CTRL+V greatness, is quite crafty.
Comment: #ramen on EFNet
#7013
<`Kd> iv finally mastered my keyboars
#11222
e l i t e m r p (11:56:26 PM): 80 dagrees 95% humidity
Tom McFarlin 4 (11:56:50 PM): yesterday it was 90 deg and 90humidity here
Tom McFarlin 4 (11:56:53 PM): so i can relate
e l i t e m r p (11:57:47 PM): yeah but im wearing a 300 pound suit of lard
#32162
(+Shady) im 90kb
(+Shady) kg*
(+Shady) oh god
Comment: from the irc.msgplus.net server, on #msgplus
#21970
<Mardom> Tip: Never try to pee no handed and with out watching
<Mardom> I did ;(
<Lare> or in the dark
<Ratadm> try it while doing jumping jacks
<Mardom> I was feeling adventerous
#30979
<@Huntress> couldn't avoid laundry any longer, ran out of undies
<+Kaelic> what? how?
<+Kaelic> all you need are like 6 pair to last a few months...
<@Huntress> HUH
<@Summoner> TMI Kaelic TMI!
* +Raven puts on his gas filters and scientifically pokes Kaelic with a probe
<+Kaelic> don't worry, I'm not wearing any right now
#14697
<kRadD3ViL> fUk1n n0n-31337 h4x0rz! t4lk l1k3 n00bZ!!!!
<evildewr> hey, i used to speek like that.. but it don't make you leet with women
<kRadD3ViL> WhY u s4y d4t n00b?
<evildewr> cuz my girlfriend dumped me for using numbers when we communicated
<kRadD3ViL> u h4d a g1rlfr13nd? fuk1ng 31337!!!!! g1rls s0und 1337!