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#16636
Doctor_Rohipnol: bad sex is like bad pizza
neo_crashoverride: it comes back to haunt you doc?
beauty_fades_stupid_ls_forever: avoid the crust, doc?
Doctor_Rohipnol: well ya
#29443
<MrBeanTroll> ah, San Francisco Personal Ads
<Ocean-Saurian> What aobut 'em?
<MrBeanTroll> you will never find a more retched hive of scum and villiany
<MrBeanTroll> I must be careful
<MrBeanTroll> "I'm looking for a cute strong guy with a truck to help me move a couch from Dolores Park to Oakland some time this week during the evening. I'll buy you dinner afterwards. Picture required."
#15188
<rbeattie> If you were MEANT to understand it, we wouldn't have called it 'code'
#45855
-dmwaters/Wallops- Ok all, three machines going down
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<MrNightmare> uh oh
<Phlip> it's armageddon!
<Phlip> every man for himself!
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<spasmFace> War of the Worlds!
* Phlip picks up spasm and uses him as a meat shield
<Phlip> I count 3 splits...
<Phlip> hmm, maybe it's not as major as I made out...
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<Phlip> I retract my previous statement.
Comment: #blenderchat on FreeNode
#34621
* StoneCold Cringes
<StoneCold> I have reached a new level off geekendom. I was talking on the phone to someone and I said cringe out loud.
#29700
<+Luke> hi
<+Luke> He who stand in middle of road get hit by trucks going both ways
<+Luke> He who stand in middle of airport runway get sucked into powerful jet engine and cut to tiny pieces of bloody pulp
* Quits: snes_rocks
<+Luke> He who stand in middle of donut is surrounded by joy always
* Quits: ssbmang
<+Luke> He who make joke on dead IRC channel make no laughs
#3572
*** Villager has joined #akpcep
<Villager> damn AOL
<Joshua> ...
<Alexander> hi vill
<Joshua> jesus shit!
<Joshua> you ARE using AOL!
<Joshua> i thought you were joking...
#39
<FuNGiSiDE> ftp
<FuNGiSiDE> er wtf
#301502
Bob: Just got a call from my mother to tell me that my "last remaining uncle died today". I said "last? I thought there were two left?" To which, she said, "Oh, [he] died last month. I thought I told you."
#311335
< danl> being lazy and running everything as root is so much easier
< danl> lol
< danl> damn it
< danl> I screwed up my script and lost a years worth of access logs
#1856
(dOkTeR---) doesnt matter how hot a girl is, if they do drugs and have a stupid personality, they are just as ugly as the fat bitch who won the pie eating contests
#1615
<eastjinx> from 19 to now, my world has completely changed
<DigDug> my world changes every 6 months :[
<|steve|> the world has changed 3 times since the last time i been out
<sev> world changes for me everyday
<|steve|> but our penis size stays the same
#58512
< unsane> i hope i didnt take a double dose of my schizo meds
< cri> why?! You'll just be twice as sane!
#8474
[03:01]<monkey1> at least im not on IRC at 3 AM!
#36553
<BlackDeth> hey why aren't i on the political compass
<BlackDeth> conspiracy!
<BlackDeth> oh i have to take some test first
<BlackDeth> lame
<BlackDeth> i thought maybe it was some magical thing that analyzed our logs to see what our thought patterns were!
Comment: #ramen
#59657
<Faery`Nymph> you know that position that you fuck on your sides, kind of like side-ways doggie?
<+fungirly> yeah
<Faery`Nymph> what's it called?
<M4rc> sex
<M4rc> naming it is just being a showoff
<M4rc> ='(
#33200
<IceWizard> someone needs to make wine in cans
#8687
<Ryk> "let's be friends" is what chicks say when they're feeling guilty about shafting someone.
<Ryk> they don't mean it.
<Ryk> they mean the kind of friends that never speak and never see each other.
<Tippytoes> thats the best kind of friends
#67098
<erf> You know, I never expected to spend my sundays arguing which character out of stargate is hotter.
#33107
<wild-> theres a large gay community in nyc!
<D-viant> theres a large * community in nyc
#8070
<whippy-X> Max Payne (the game) looks cool, but Max Payne (the character) looks like he's taking a perpetual shit
<whippy-X> and it's a bit of a ghey name too eh? Max Payne. get it? Max PAIN. very lame. how about he just calls himself Action Man.
#302338
<frysteev> im wondering what weekend at bernies would have been like if jim henson made it
#3690
geoffduman: :: watches a movie with 2 word documents open, mail running and 3 im conversations going with absolutely no problems ::
e l i t e m r p: yeah well once i get my new pc ill watch 2 movies, with no word cause i dont have it, but instead ill open PS and load high res porn for midget transformation, then ill chat with hot 13 year olds via AIM AND ICQ... while LAUGHING AT YOU
#7420
<firebrand> damn, i cannot spell today
<A|exander> you just did.
<firebrand> fuck you ;)
#103191
23:31 < avoozl> hmm there is a disk failing in my machine
23:31 < avoozl> going klunk klunk every half an hour
00:01 < avoozl> the bad news is that the disk is really dying
00:02 < avoozl> the good news is that i cannot find any mount points/raid entrys/lvms that actually _use_ that disk