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#309884
* Mondale (~Mondale@CPE-120-148-236-70.hdqu1.vic.bigpond.net.au) has joined #fountain_pens
<kerin> sup, nerd
<Mondale> sup nerd
<kerin> punctuatin'
<kerin> to a limited extent
<kerin> you?
<Mondale> wtf does that mean
<kerin> it's a contraction of "punctuating"
<kerin> which means applying punctuation to sentences
<Mondale> why would you need to do that?
<kerin> "to a limited extent" indicates that this punctuation is incomplete
<Mondale> yes, but why
<kerin> because punctuation provides additional clarity when parsing sentences
<kerin> and my closing "you?" is digressing to inquire, out of politeness, about whatever tragically uninteresting bullshit you occupy your time with
<jrvc> OH BURN
#40807
<Locl-Yocl> I helped the EMTs at a car wreck and got blood all over my arms and shirt. It looked like I murdered 20 people with a fork... anyway, I walked into a convieniance store down the street and said my girlfriend needs a tampon. The guy at the counter was mortified.
#6706
<boomer> mount rushmore, contrary to popular opinion, did not grow that way
#1785
<Weazel> stupid cops
<Weazel> always giving me shit
<Weazel> SHE WANTED TO HAVE SEX
#30076
<@Catgirl[BTEG]> So would the Borg be Communists, by any chance? :P
<@Stapler[BTEG]> Of course.
<@Indigoflo> 7 of 9 has big boobies just like lenin
Comment: #bteg, Gamesnet
#43595
<Jesse> RedBeard: probably a good ice breaker would have been "man, this stuff doesn't look all that great" when you two were looking at the main food line
<Jesse> without the "man" part, though
<RedBeard> i dunno, i wouldnt find "man" to really be gender-specific
<RedBeard> it's a lot like "gee" or "whoa"
<Jesse> yeah, depends on the situation
<GreenToad> "woman! This food is crap!"
#32285
<+snow_veil> apparently nasa found hematite on mars
<+error> is that smokable?
#10726
<FuriousG> shan|bbl
<FuriousG> you there?
<FuriousG> guess not
<FuriousG> but, one day, you will be there, and then, then... you will be at my mercy, and i will not be benevolent
<FuriousG> *sigh*
<FuriousG> i need to get out more.
#34157
<@skape> wonder what a cisco movie would be about
<@trew> "self protecting networks"
<@skape> THE ROUTER STRIKES BACK
<@skape> RETURN OF THE FDDI
<@trew> haha
<@skape> come on trew
<@skape> you think up one!
<@trew> BACK TO THE ROUTER!
<@trew> HONEY I SHRUNK THE IDS
#6485
<blazemore> DJing with vinyl is like people still making soap from their own pig fat
#6842
<{Work}Logan> It feels like quitting time, and one should trust one's feelings.
#820
<TwiLyght> Toby on @#gayphonesex @#gaydads4sons @#gayteensex @#gayboysex @#gayteenboys
<TwiLyght> ack!
<TwiLyght> you dirtied my computer with /whois toby
#32
<Goemon> you know how they have the /whois command, they should have a /whowas command to see who people were after they quit.
<Spidey> they do, goemon
<Goemon> damn.
<Goemon> my mom must have dropped
<Goemon> me
#5876
<straylight> Y'know, I just realized something... why the fuck are we
sending in the NORMAL armed forces against Osama bin Laden? Isn't this
right up GI JOE's alley?
<straylight> I mean, what the hell are we paying THEM for?
<straylight> Hell, the theme song even says "GI JOE is there!"
#76611
<Craig> you wanna go drink?
<Genga> ive no cash
<Genga> im more broke than a...
<Genga> Windows based PC
<Genga> oh god I cant believe I just said that
#52953
<kinglol> help! my monitor just crashed!!
<richy275> did you check the plugs?
<kinglol> hello anyone here?
Comment: no comment
#301528
<@Z1LCH> hmm
<@Z1LCH> I got a custard headache
<+raz> do you mean cluster headache?
<@Z1LCH> no
<@Z1LCH> I ate custard
<@Z1LCH> and now I have a headache
<@Z1LCH> custard headache
#12317
<gorilla> ANY GIRLS HERE
<Lan> yeah, wanna cyber?
<gorilla> YES
<gorilla> HOW
<Lan> sorta like this
* gorilla (gorilla@xxx.ipt.aol.com) Quit (Connection reset by peer)
<Lan> a little to the left
#4706
<winmutt> lol
<winmutt> my neighbor's name is jeff toke
<winmutt> and hes getting married tomorrow
<winmutt> 4/20
<winmutt> LOL
<winmutt> i just realized this
#28892
<@demalavor> I finally got to try krispy kreme
<@demalavor> <3
<@demalavor> the lady there scared me though
<@demalavor> I walked in and she jumped out from the corner and was like "FREE SAMPLE YAAAAA!!"
#185752
CRKD_rat: every time i hear the word joygasm, i think of a man cumming a rainbow.
#102424
<Maneko> what doesn't kills you only makes you stronger.
<Kojispruke> You have obviously never had a limb ripped off by a bloodthirsty shark.
#31565
<by> Is there anyway I can tell the world I'm an idiot?
<Seven7> Of course, just type your name, where you live and your confession
<by> Kk
<by> I am Mark Duval of Belgium, and I am an idiot
<by> ?
<by> Now what?
<Seven7> Don't worry. It's done
#1590
<Camo> wiz
<Camo> have you ever gotten something taken away from you by the principal in middle school?
<Wizkid`> yes, my virginity
#9008
<mrfy> hmm. my title choice was questioned
<pembroke> what title did you ask for?
<mrfy> software zymurgist
<mrfy> "I was curious, since 'zymurgist' usually has to do with the chemical fermentation process in the production of wine. Perhaps that's a term also used in software, and I apologize for having second guessed this if that is the case."