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#52991
<Maniaman> bah
<Maniaman> i forget how to spell maintenance
<Maniaman> wait nevermind
Comment: #gscript at irc.freenode.net
#18126
<Carlton>I see someone walking down the street wearing all black I think, "Probably has a favourite Linux distribution."
#8119
<arturo> so i shouldn't knock watching gay sex in a fish tank till ive tried it?
#303306
<ratty> It's really sad cycling past people who are drunk at 9:20 am. I mean, I can't have a beer for 8 more hours.
#55571
<Mostlyharlmless> might be Leviticus, or it might be Deuterotemy... hell, maybe even late Genesis
<Nickface> After Phil Collins left?
#62402
Spfamg24BIG: Can you get blind from looking at pictures of solar eclipses?
#33036
<@brassica> hehe my penis slowly rolling off my desk and when it falls off its going to hit my cat
<@brassica> err pen is
#40412
<nirv> i got kicked out of barnes and noble once for moving all the bibles into the fiction section
#14439
<AmaroK> LoL, this quote thing is probly the best bed time reading matterial since the bible
<AmaroK> Infact, im some satisfied i might even have a ciggarette now
#8728
<@Linguica> wooo
<@Linguica> amy jo johnson naked
<@arioch> whoa
<@arioch> arcing hydra bow
<@Linguica> and such is our difference
#178
<homerj> I'm saying that as a friend, not as a linux zealot
#26249
<Whisper> k so I have come to a conclusion about the sniper in DC and it isnt good news for CS players
<Whisper> want to hear it?
<CJ> Sure
<Trent_Alkaline> dont tell me he's wallhacking...
#4500
<vecna> Holy fucking christ, lord and savior, show us your tits, that's a lot of ZSNES ASM code
#197642
<Foxhill> lmfao @ a debt collection agency agreeing to my offer of paying off 8086.98 in monthly installments of a pound
<Foxhill> "final repayment month - November 2694"
<Foxhill> and thats WITHOUT interest
#7066
<Ein|sk00l> Goddammit.
<Ein|sk00l> Is it too much to ask for ONE hot shower a week?
<Staberinde> Yes
<Staberinde> But then I live in California
<Staberinde> Where its too much to ask for electricity at least once a week
#16588
<tipz> just remember kids
<tipz> hippos eat strawberry ice cream
<thadood> I'll keep that in mind next time I visit your mom.
#53204
<@Tempus_Vernum> my sister just had to be romantic and married at new years of all times
<@lolli> hehe that's very romantic
<@bc> better be in a safe place
<@Tempus_Vernum> safe place?
<@bc> dont want to be out wondering around the roads on new years now ..... around here at least.
<@Tempus_Vernum> oh
<@Tempus_Vernum> we'll be fine
> Whois: Tempus_Vernum is ~Squidgy@p175-tnt1.dun.ihug.co.nz on @#ataricc
<@bc> meh, you are in New Zealand anyhow
<@bc> its different there.
<@Tempus_Vernum> oh sure... if you drive off a cliff a mass of sheep will be sure to break your fall
#1713
<odinnn> i used to be scared i would turn into a mexican if i ate too much
mexican food
#3748
<tomg> are there any programs that will scan a remote ip to see if there are any common trojans on it (I want this for GOOD use :))?
<JibberJim> Does anyone know where I can buy big guns, it's okay it's for a GOOD use.
<Eibon> I'm looking for anthrax. Anyone know where I can find some?
#16997
<Whooey> females jeans pockets are TINY
<Whooey> TTIIIIIIIIIINY
<Natasha> yes, they are
<amit> Whooey: females have a big flesh pocket to compensate
#1899
[Amanda_] No way, Chris, I had real food for dinner
[`michael] squirrels
[Amanda_] dude
[Amanda_] Squirrel is good
#101461
<Rendrag> just remember your car actually has to stop at stop signs
<Rendrag> my driving teacher only told me my wheels must stop rotating
<Rendrag> i took her at her word
<Rendrag> and slid it round the corner onto the main street at 60 with all four wheels locked up
<LDM> hahahahahaha, Nice one.
<Rendrag> needless to say i had to sit my test a second time :)
#2911
* Berzerker gets hungry
* Berzerker eats his e's
*** Berzerker is now known as Brzrkr
#3690
geoffduman: :: watches a movie with 2 word documents open, mail running and 3 im conversations going with absolutely no problems ::
e l i t e m r p: yeah well once i get my new pc ill watch 2 movies, with no word cause i dont have it, but instead ill open PS and load high res porn for midget transformation, then ill chat with hot 13 year olds via AIM AND ICQ... while LAUGHING AT YOU
#8330
<AgntBukk> I played grand theft auto 3 the other day.
<spacetwin> how was it!
<AgntBukk> I beat up some chick.
<AgntBukk> and then I kicked her repeatedly in the head until she died.
<spacetwin> haha
<AgntBukk> so, all in all, I was happy with the experience.