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#44705
<aslplz> w0w dood i juz had a epiphany
<FoSZoR> I dont understand this. How can someone so stupid use such a big word?
<aslplz> google :<
#22048
<Hippy> Damn its freaking cold in here and my heater is broke :(
<HT101> Oo k that explains y ur willy is so little
<Hippy> WTF u doin with my willy?
<HT101> I got hungry, couldn't find anything else
#35020
<TGR> Dipstick: face it, EVERY FUCKING MALE in here would fuck anything if offered it the proper way.
<Zanshin> TGR: I would not fuck green eggs and ham
Comment: efnet #quake
#32482
* somniloquy streaks through the channel, just to see if anyone's awake
* Raist GAHS and covers his eyes. "The goggles! zey do nothing!"
#12339
<TommyLee> what site?
<Dan`> http://www.geekissues.org/quotes/
<TommyLee> you donated 3.00 ?
<Dan`> no
<XG3> fuck i did
<XG3> i thought it was mandatory
#151114
<MystMystMystMyst> There's a famous guy who reminds me of you: Richard Borcherds.
<bbot> What was he convicted of?
#7083
<slog> Is Susan Sarandon too old to be considered "dooable"?
<Joe_> Yes.
<Kiler> I'd still do her
<Rain|Joker> She's borderline
<slog> that's 1 yes, 1 no, 1 maybe
<Pander> Desperation is the key factor.
<Kranrev> I'd say yes, but it would be creepy
<Lum_> Ben Franklin said of older women: "They know what they are doing, and they are eternally grateful".
<Lum_> in case you don't know your history Franklin was pretty much a slutpuppy
#37283
<Jester{work}> butt sex is like spinach , if you're forced to eat it when you're a kid you wont like it as an adult.
#301342
<DrSunglass> So, my family just upgraded to HDTV satellite TV.
<DrSunglass> The thing I notice most is that the fine print in commercials is now clearly legible.
#30905
<snow_veil> my system tray icons are multiplying
<snow_veil> it's like some divine force
<YucA> snow_veil WTF
<snow_veil> soon they'll take over my taskbar
<snow_veil> and jump my quicklaunch icons
* snow_veil smells a battle brewing
#32124
<Jaxed> naw he said he was going to kill me
<Jaxed> and smash a bottle over my head
<Jaxed> and grabbed a plastic vodka bottle
<Jaxed> and i was like dude
<Jaxed> thats plastic
#36213
Einhander MK II: I really need a gif
Einhander MK II: gf*
Einhander MK II: see :(
#28829
<Wisdom> For once it would be nice to see a well-adjusted main character.
<Wisdom> Sort of like Professor Xavier. But a werewolf. And not crippled.
<Wisdom> The psychic part would be cool, though.
<Wisdom> A psychic werewolf
<Wisdom> With a shotgun!
<Wisdom> Now that has the makings of the BEST GAME EVER.
*** Wisdom was kicked by Silversong (It's for your own good.)
#9227
<DJ> apparently, a friend of mine has split with his g/f "for a couple of mouths"
<DJ> im assuming thats a typo
#30368
[18:29] <steve> next summer i intend to do the 37.3 mile timberline trail as an overnight trip
[18:30] <adam> <steve> and then the 3133.7 mile trip to HAX0RV1LL3
#30609
<cdowdsux> So my friend was telling me about how he tried to commit suicide by taking 20 Advil...so I was just like.. "Dude, why take 20 Advil when you could have just taken 3 Aleve?"
#8394
<crazymaninvan> boobs on the life channel!
<Spamalope> What species?
#1484
(SiNs-) $1,599.99
(SiNs-) $1,599.70
(SiNs-) Save $0.29
(SiNs-) wow
(SiNs-) if i go to bestbuy, i can buy a computer AND a peanut
#16449
*** Big_Daddy changes topic to '(@ALbino) i sucked nwar, but not like i had a choice :)'
(Big_Daddy) that is in fact NOT taken out of context btw :)
(nwar) nor is it edited in anyway
(ALbino) bd always takes my stuff out of context
(ALbino) what he's not telling you is that nwar was bitten by a poisonous snake and in order to save nwar's life i had to suck the poison out. so, in fact, i am not a raging homosexual with dong-swallowing tendancies, but rather, a hero. someone to be looked up to and respected :)
(Big_Daddy) who eats the cock :)
(ALbino) besides the point :)
(ALbino) surely you aren't suggesting that just because a guy likes to gargle a little cock every now and then that he can't be a hero to the masses :)
(Big_Daddy) now you're saying nwar has a little cock?
#9057
The-ill-man- *beat kicks in* yo yo you know i be somkein some grass, tappin some ass, while rippin on bowls, and hittin on hoes
-cyanide- ur smoking weed while fucking girls while smoking weed while trying to pick up girls.. nice rap..
#10084
<X> come cover the desk so i can pizza, darrell :)
<Zero> I need to wait for the landlord's dwarves to arrive and forge a new thermostat
#29019
<@michael> i think what we all want to know, orion, is whether the ice cream truck hit the kid
<@orion> unfortunately not
<@orion> it was just some kids screaming after the missed creamy treat opportunity
#31324
<Vorbis> hentai games are sooooo boring
<Portable591> They aren't even games.
<Portable591> It's like getting yourself off with an interactive powerpoint presentation.
Comment: #raspberryheaven at mircx
#1741
<Zaratustra> Pagan pacman goes WICCA WICCA WICCA WICCA
<Zaratustra> HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW
<MightyQuinn> hmmm. more ammo for ultra conservative christians to use against video gomes... "Pacman promotes satanism"
<Zaratustra> Pacman promotes consumption of undead.
#26223
<@Megaman> All your base are belong to us
* Arrow sets mode: +b *!*Donnyku@*
* Megaman was kicked by Arrow (That joke is now 2 years, 6 months, 8 days, 5 hours, 30 minutes, and 8 seconds old. Let it die.)