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#92899
<Athnex> they're the people who if they had space ships, would make crop circles on other planets
#903
<hypr> joo do any drugs today?
<`gb> i don't do drugs fuckface
<hypr> what is pot then
<`gb> a plant
#32457
< sahaL > my teacher was like 603.12.3.4312 is an IP
< sahaL > i was laughing at her face
< sahaL > fucking newbies
< sahaL > "OH CHECK ME OUT I CAN FUCKING USE FRONTPAGE, I AM COOL NOW"
#2977
(siege) once a s'kiddie, always a s'kiddie
(PeeDeeCee) indeed
(siege) same with alcoholism
(PeeDeeCee) same with dalnet
(siege) hahaha
#13996
<killah667> shit i left my jacket in another channel!!
<madlib> wich one!?
<killah667> #lobby
#8526
<helminthes> haikus are real gay
<helminthes> cause they put limitations
<helminthes> on syllables used
#6800
<fuckin`eh> If you think your cool CLICK HERE!
<JtHM> fuckin`eh: nothing happened when I clicked :(
#47254
< Telal> "Sorry I came unglued earlier..."
< Telal> fuck that
< Akamu> Seriously
< Telal> she can stay on her side of the state
< Akamu> You know, you should turn gay.
< Akamu> Men don't do this shit in breakups
< Akamu> A fist fight and you can be freinds
< Telal> yeah, but then there's the buttsex
< Akamu> Well, everything has a downside
< Telal> haha
< Telal> I think that was the most objective discussion of homosexuality ever
Comment: in #moo on afternet
#223328
<toastido> SO... Dr. Phil says that there is a 'cheating' gene
<GaidinBDJ> toastido: Yea, it's called "Y"
Comment: #fark
#5073
<langdon> win2k is tight.
<langdon> i added all my warez ftp sites to network neighborhood
#213370
<Jck_true> What's the config key to change the HTTP_USER_AGENT for firefox?
<CoJaBo> Jck_true: Miley Cirus nude
<CoJaBo> Er
<CoJaBo> Jck_true: general.useragent.override
#11588
<pfk> oh its may 21st..almost time for my bath
#311629
< jayis> yesterday my architect said our base64 encoded username "token" is encrypted and i said it isn't and then he said it is and i said it isnt and then he walked away
#61944
< Kedrot> wtf...
< Kedrot> he Qi Crystal Ashtray cum Bowl is an excellent multi-tasker
for the home - it can double as a knick-knick bowl or
ashtray, as well as a strong Feng Shui enhancer!
< Kedrot> ...cum Bowl...?
< Zemyla> Latin, meaning "with", I think.
< taladan> well who doesn't need a cum bowl?
< taladan> only problem is, I had to buy mine a car to keep her happy :/
Comment: #geekissues
#51607
<Psychopomp> Hows the packing going?
<Entropy> I solved a dilemma! =D
<Psychopomp> What dilemma would this be?
<Entropy> I'm leaving out clothes for tomorrow, and washing all the dirty clothes tonight, but what to do with the underwear etc I wear to bed? I don't want to cart it around dirty all day tomorrow
<Psychopomp> Sleep nekkid?
<Entropy> Obvious solution = sleep n3kkid
<Entropy> Wow, same wavelength
<Psychopomp> Well, the way i look at it, how could it be a dilemma if being naked is even a POSSIBLE solution?
<Psychopomp> You can fix anything by stripping
<Entropy> Interesting theory
<Entropy> Let's test your thesis. From now on, whenever I face a problem, first thing I'll do is take off all my clothes and see if that works
#39268
<Rjx> I'm voting kerry this election
<Rjx> I can't vote directly
<Rjx> but I find easily influenced people over the internet
<Rjx> and convince them to vote on my behalf
#6607
<niff|n> why do you have so much porn Greebo?
<Greebo> 'cos i like masturbating, niffin.
#13426
<Glasses> Quebec is on fire?
<Glasses> I'm sure the rest of Cananda won't be too upset...
<Paul> Upset? THey started it.
#309377
<Zetetic> What's the extra four-digit code on my library card?
<Tonitrus> Missile access code
<Tonitrus> For emergencies
<Zetetic> Even our government isn't that stupid
* Zetetic hopes
<akkark> what does it read?
<Zetetic> Four digits
<Zetetic> I'd tell you, but I'm worried Tonitrus is right
<Zetetic> So I don't want to say it on a public channel
#295523
<Rocks_the_Keys> noooooooo red ring of death on my xbox
<Rocks_the_Keys> anyone know how to play .avi movies on a wii?
<Keevan> put a laptop on top of the wii
#41971
<@tremor> i accidently downloaded some gay pron
<@Invictus`> and liked it?
<@tremor> it was of some dewd jerking off
<@tremor> and he like
<@tremor> splooged a gallon
<@tremor> seriously
<@tremor> wtf
<@Invictus`> you watched it?
<@tremor> I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS GAY
<@tremor> STFU
<@Invictus`> HAHA
<@tremor> FUCK YOU
<@Invictus`> !setinfo <tremor> i accidently downloaded some gay pron <tremor> it was of some dewd jerking off <tremor> I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS GAY
<@tremor> DONT SETINFO THAT
<@tremor> YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD
Comment: <3 tremor -bishop
#1890
<Defcon> Heh. I was getting a hair cut the other day with my usual barber, who's this 60 year old vietnam veteran type guy, really uptight and what not. Anyway, he had this TV with the news on, and suddenly they started talking about police who sodomized some hispanic guy with a broom stick. That caused a lot of tension in the barber shop.
<Defcon> "Yeah, so, how about that sodomy? Probably doesn't feel too good." "Nope. Can't imagine it does."
#301702
pookyrocks: but maybe some places people just don't care about the super bowl?
pookyrocks: and ignore the fact that exists?
Shivers: yeah
Shivers: those places are called "the rest of the world" :P
#25087
<kineticupid> doot doot dildonuts
<abbiegoodman> lol
<capnfluffy> oh my
<kineticupid> that would be a sweet company name
<kineticupid> dont know which i'd sell though
<capnfluffy> lol
<capnfluffy> dildos
<capnfluffy> definitely dildos
#29328
<egon> check out, and turn in old keys, and that's the end of the old apartment..
<DJ-Pyro> burn it to the ground
<egon> I think it's worse to leave it back to the landlords