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#299049
<Xagor> mexico legalized drugs for personal use
<Xagor> time for them to be on the receiving end of illegal immigration =P
#55863
< Crew^> i was so nervous when i had to be checked when i joined the army
< Crew^> then i was asked to leave the army because they thought i was too dangerous
< Crew^> only in canada can you be too dangerous to be in the army
#309771
* Tornado (~Tornado@FUR-45D7AAA0.dyn.optonline.net) has joined #basement
* Tornado (~Tornado@FUR-45D7AAA0.dyn.optonline.net) has left #basement
<Rena> oh my god how did it get so messy in here
#80132
<wingnuts> ...
<wingnuts> buddy of mine had an order for a custom "rack".. the one that holds servers and shit
<wingnuts> which is odd, cause he fabricates aluminum shit...
<wingnuts> but they wanted all this heatpipe shit for all the comps
<wingnuts> and he was like "That's nice, but where does the heat go?", and the client points to this massive chunk of metal in the center of the rack with a little flap on it
<wingnuts> and says "That's where the pizza box goes. All the heat from the servers are focused on that. No pizza means the system overheats, so you gotta keep putting fresh boxes in there to absorb the radiant energy".
<wingnuts> :|
<wingnuts> Pizza powered network.
#17638
<sabo> i hate it when there's no toilet paper in the house.
<sabo> cause then i have to wipe my ass with maxi pads.
#60442
Splunge: perfect, mission accomplished
Splunge: I've just modified my CTCP Finger response
Splunge: now, every time someone fingers me, it'll tell them my current Purity score, and then decrement it by 0.2%
Splunge: so the more I get fingered, the less pure I become
#15192
<Kallahar> use telnet
<Nygis> i cant find the answer in telnet
<Kallahar> well, try harder. maybe you aren't pushing the keys in all the way.
<Nygis> but im pushin as hard as i can
#53031
[DragonOutlaw] I have a crazy website/irc idea
[DragonOutlaw] shit my elbow
[DragonOutlaw] I hit it on the desk
[@dragoonz] I like it!
[DragonOutlaw] ASSHOLE DESK
[%ForgottenSin] THATS GENIUS
#8409
<mindlace> i ate a pig that had probably been tortured its entire life before finally being put out of its misery in a festering pile of its screaming kin.
<space> i mean, part of the fun of having a pet is being able to interact with it
#39598
(Deranged): I remember the sweet girl that took my virginity.. I was shy, and didn't know what to say after sex. Luckily, she spoke first. She looked into my eyes, and said, "Baaaaaaa"
#1813
<doobedoobedoo> Arlaswecryfhrljarufvvutuutwdd
<doobedoobedoo> You know what's funny?
<doobedoobedoo> That's probably a word in welsh.
#8807
[Chocolate_Jihad] ahh depth perception she is harsh mistress
[Chocolate_Jihad] so much good but at such a great cost
[Darkure] you mean to your dignity?
[Chocolate_Jihad] unfortunately
#309287
<Loxus> I fell for my own prank..
<Loxus> I had made a hidden folder on one of my hard drives named 'XXX'
<Loxus> when I opened it, there were only a text file named 'HAHA! Nothing here'
<Loxus> and I forgot that I did that. :P
#9418
(@Sin-away): have to ask Night about Trigger^
(@Sin-away): he doesn't talk
(@Archon`): how come he doesnt say anything?
(@fragge): dunno he's never told me
#6883
(Pills) "You've got a low IQ" (new signon to AOL sound)
#25176
<+Normandy> How poor is this.
<+Normandy> that exercise bike I've been lookin forward to start building my leg muscles for the summer finally arrived today
<+Normandy> yet I'm carryin it upstairs and twat it against my knee, and now my uncle who is a doctor says i cant exert any pressure on it for 2 bloody months
#2963
<MrSede> They made a movie of Phantom Of The Opera. I was like "woah, they made a movie of Phantom Of The Opera." Then I didn't watch it
<Geothermal> you too eh
#1604
<Prence> then my mom will know i have sex with the coach
<Prence> i meant to say couch
#18436
* oddjob throws a rubix cube at jitspoe
<jitspoe> ow
* jitspoe looks puzzled
#6217
<b[a]rt> hey guest1!
<Guest1> hi
<b[a]rt> what's up?
<Guest1> male
#3927
<cornbeef> 8? i didnt even know what a vagina was at 8
<Scofco> I didn't learn to masturbate until I was 17... up until then I always thought 'masturbation' was a type of pasta dish they served in fancy restaurants
#20602
#closed-minded :@mcc
*** Mode change "+b *!*@* " on #closed-minded by mcc
*** mcc has set the topic on #closed-minded to Come on in for intelligent and interesting discussion of current events.
#11116
< cygnus` > this girl broke up with me once
< cygnus` > becuase i was sucking her tit
< cygnus` > and i said it was to try and get milk to come out
< cygnus` > and i started laughing like a retard
#40884
<Darkest> One time I was supposed to go on a date, but she never got on Everquest, so I just sat there all alone in the field with some giant rats. I cried.
#997
<theR> I'm glad I remembered I'm an idiot before I started to set up a wins proxy