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#37225
<HiddenGenius> I think instead of having Joe Millionare they should have "Joe Minor"
<HiddenGenius> they could have like a 16 year old kid that looks a lot older do their show
<HiddenGenius> then they could see how many women have sex with him during the show
<HiddenGenius> and for the big finale, SUPRISE!!! YOURE ALL GOING TO JAIL!
#14526
<oneo|SUMMER> the US has some of the best schools in the nation
#230434
<MajorWood> fack
<MajorWood> i just clogged the toilet
<MajorWood> had to put on a latex glove to manually unplug
<LiquidManZero> You fisted your toilet...?
#5646
<+stray> Somehow, i cant get behind a prophet named JOE SMITH
<+krispy> hahaha
<+krispy> i can't get behind any
<+stray> the catholic church spent many years getting behind ME (if you know what I mean *wink*)
#9391
<Cienna> were you breast fed?
<Ragnarok> yes
<Ragnarok> recently in fact
#7138
<Prior_Tuck> We had a real Pron king at eaton though. He wad a 30 gig HD full of pron. He requests a new Hard Drive. We suspected he was downloading. He refused to give us his PC, but we insisted to take it...to install the new drive. I took his ten times embedded folder and clicked delete. Put the harddrive in my PC and gave hi his PC back. I told him his cache was full. hes got plenty of room
#2481
<MattsGirl> my surname gets pronounced many ways
<NixsGirl> what the right way to say it?
<MattsGirl> Bee-at-ch
#31576
[walking_wounded] kmart
[walking_wounded] its like the opposite of disneyland
#10735
<@j0no> tigerbot_hesh: These are not the brains you are looking for. Move along.
<tigerbot_hesh> shouldnt that be droids?
<@j0no> You don't really need droids, do you?
#4044
<[Shinji]> Statitics say that 85% of College men mastrubate at least once per day. Hmmm... I'm about due.... I'll be back in 10..
#298101
<borg[of]nine> There is something so delightfully sinister about replying to online dating ads while you're taking a shit.
#3926
<Panty_HaX0r> how old are you?
<phubuh> 13
<Scofco> I wish I was 13 again, then I wouldn't have AIDS
#189
<chernobyl> flash isn't going down. flash is putting java out of business
<chernobyl> how long has XML been around, and no one's moving to it
#5483
<kkenn> Traffic lights
<kkenn> Remember folks. Traffic lights timed for 35 mph are also properly timed for 70 mph.
#7425
<UllerSkewl> metric system is better anyways
<stx-suicidal> werd
<stx-suicidal> inches are gay
<puto> your just mad cause you dont have many of them nick
#43950
<@sporn> the rude fucks who live behind are playing loud pappy music
<@sporn> so I turned the mower on and left it in the back yard
Comment: #notmelbourne, oz.org
#44
<iMike> i remember in 8th grade health class we had some guy from a std clinic come in
<iMike> and he was talking about porn mags
<iMike> and some kid was like 'what about playboy?'
<iMike> and the guy was like 'well some consider that to be more of a softcore magazine'
#54235
<@Styx> it hurt like a bitch, but apparently my pubic hair is stronger than duct tape
Comment: #bored
#22361
<yoda> wouldn't it be easier to go and read the docs on the site?
<rataxis> yoda: dear oh dear. 13 perfectly spelled and punctuated words, when 4 letters would do.
#3317
(|ScOOp|) I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?
#308269
<Godwinson> There's a town in Jylland named Randers
<Godwinson> Player winds up getting a retainer from there named Anders
<Godwinson> Anders of Randers makes for a good diplomat
<Godwinson> So he sends Anders of Randers to pander in Flanders.
#2732
<im3t8> my last nightmare was of my computer trying to kill me
<Apathetic> really?
<im3t8> but in the end it was just the mouse
<Apathetic> maybe that's metaphoric for something
<Apathetic> :/
<im3t8> its a microsoft mouse
<im3t8> :/
#117877
<WeirdAl> !seen peterv
<firebot> peterv was last seen 2 weeks, 6 days, 15 hours, 2 minutes and 31 seconds ago, saying '* peterv looks for a place to hide' in #developers
<Wolf> guess he found one.
Comment: irc.mozilla.org #developers
#37830
Exar Khan 666 : there are certain aspects about me that i want exactly the same in a potential mate and there are things that I would never want her to have
Yesterday Dying : like a penis
Exar Khan 666: I'm talking personality wise but yes that would be at the top of the list
#29258
<DrFaustus> yes...we've all had our mother's cunt tightly wrapped around our head...
<atarax> except me, I was a c-section. :)
<DrFaustus> you were to lazy to even be born eh?