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#2512
<`michael> pink floyd - wish you were here is the best goddamn song
<w3nisT> i disagree while it is a very good song I think the donkey kong theme song is better

#32542
<vsync> anyone have phone# for ogw-iii ?
<ogw-iii> yeah I think I might

#12059
<RevMike> my favorite dream is still the one when i had a vagina and all the girls at school showed me how to use it

#40807
<Locl-Yocl> I helped the EMTs at a car wreck and got blood all over my arms and shirt. It looked like I murdered 20 people with a fork... anyway, I walked into a convieniance store down the street and said my girlfriend needs a tampon. The guy at the counter was mortified.

#27904
<@redfox> fuk
<@redfox> just found out my sisters been in labour for 7 hours
<@bovineaux> omg ur gonna be a daddy!

#47135
< zeon> typing drunk is hard
< feenyx> it's just five letters

#40003
<NotOneOfUs> http://moeboard.net/wldpdlakstp/20040921-0904-086.jpg  WHAT ARE THE ANSWERS OH I KNOW
<CardboardArmor> Oh FUCK YOU NOOU
<CardboardArmor> I just failed Organic Chemistry.
<CardboardArmor> I could totally have used this anime girl's ass as a study guide.
<CardboardArmor> Wait, Br2?  That isn't organic chem.
<CardboardArmor> This is regular chem.
<CardboardArmor> Never mind.
<CardboardArmor> Lots of carbon ring structures, though.
<CardboardArmor> Oh, and puffy labia.  But I'm totally trying to figure out the equations on her ass.
<CardboardArmor> I'm a Chemistry fag.
<NotOneOfUs> heheh
<CardboardArmor> I'm sure some of those are unbalanced.
<CardboardArmor> Okay.  On the top of her ass is Calculus.  The bottom ass is chem.
<CardboardArmor> And her proofs suck.
<CardboardArmor> Totally not getting any dick if you can't balance equations and calculate derivatives correctly.
Comment: Oh the wonders of Moe.

#3052
<WillaCuz> shervin did u say u had a woman?
<shervin> WillaCuz: yeah but its losing pressure, i think it has a hole or something

#114303
< Frolostalker> I fucking hate having OCD. Masturbations should be a joyous occasion. but noooo, after i masturbate, i have to go into my bathroom, and do it again, then preform an elaborte ritual of intricately touching all the walls in a specific fashion
< Frolostalker> fucking hell, i'm gonna go do that

#51585
blucracksmurf: i tried to read the case study on why windows is more stable than linux, but IE crashed while opening the pdf

#77
<Mac_BETA> I will give you 4 gigs o pr0n for yer mercedes

#307314
<amarainein> sudo -u bitch make sammich 2>/dev/null
<amarainein> that's how it's done
<robin> amarainein: Why do you want to become the bitch to make a sammich?
<amarainein> i was ordering her- oh, never mind
<amarainein> it's never funny if you have to explain it
<robin> sudo -u bitch is more like possessing her to make a demonic sammich as the walls drip with blood.
<robin> Lights flicker, and bitch suddenly finds herself making a sammich against her very will!
<robin> Yet charged to her filesystem and CPU quota!
<amarainein> exactly. and in /dev/null, noone can hear your screams

#49946
<Brianetta> This is why I like open source (:
<Brianetta> It's like the manual, only more detailed and with less pictures.

#30135
*** Cushla (cushla@Cushla.users.undernet.org) Quit (Quit: Trent Reznor is GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
<Cpt_Giz> hmmm
<Cpt_Giz> she spelt my name wrong again

#30376
<ThunderClaw> God dammit, my eyes...
<Lizking> dont worry ThunderClaw, soon, you'll be broken in
<Lizking> and this wont disturb you as much
<ThunderClaw> You know,
<ThunderClaw> this is the same reason I don't go looking at goatse.
<ThunderClaw> MY LIFE IS COMPLETE WITHOUT THESE MENTAL IMAGES, THANKS.

#20994
<Andris> See you later, masturbators.
<TheKid> After a while, pedophile.

#29420
<Xylene> hey Hawq, fuck you, you dirty sheep fucker!!! ahhh
<SinisterTengu> lol
<Xylene> just kidding
<Hawq> I'll have you know I bathed that sheep myself so it was clean beforehand
<Hawq> I'd never have a dirty one
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#14623
(_3TS|ZaW): ahh yes...i recall when i first lit my nuts ablaze...it was in chemistry...it said "light the burner." and when i was lighting it, my pants slipped off and my penis flopped over the bunson burner...darndest thing...

#27348
[21:19:59] <stillstudy> weird
[21:20:04] * stillstudy finds 2 leaves in his text book
[21:20:15] <stillstudy> mkae that 4
[21:20:16] <stillstudy> wtf
[21:20:20] <stillstudy>  this book is reverting to being a tree

#21072
<eva> hey when will i be able to buy the matrix phone
<eva> cause i am definetly buying that
<Potrod> What's the matrix phone?
<NuttO> It's an ugly piece of shit made by Samsung
<Potrod> What does it look like?
<NuttO> Imagine a brick, now keep imagining a brick and call it a phone.
<eva> whatever dudes, youll all be green with jealousy from all that matrix code running down your face while i clik it open and ask my mom to borrow the car

#17405
<Blade> what's for supper my beautiful wife?
<Blade> you on a silver platter?
<Blade> CPU: AMD Athlon Thunderbird clocked at 1453.26 MHz
<Blade> OS: Microsoft Windows 98 Second Edition [4.10.2222]
<Blade> RAM: 257MB / 512MB <29% load>
<Blade> Video: NVIDIA GeForce2 MX/MX 400 (1024x768x16 bits) <63MB/64MB video RAM>
<Blade> Sound: SB Live! Wave Device (Driver Version: 5.0) [Stereo]
<Blade> Network Interfaces: NDIS 5.0 driver (Ethernet) <10000000 bps> [5.4 MB received / 0.3 MB sent]
<Blade> Disk: a:\ ()[]: 0.0GB/0.0GB....c:\ (WINDOZE)[FAT32]: 4.4GB/4.9GB....d:\ (BUZINESS)[FAT32]: 12.4GB/12.6GB....e:\ (PLEAZURE)[FAT32]: 22.0GB/23.7GB....f:\ ()[]: 0.0GB/0.0GB
<Blade> Uptime: 0 days, 1 hrs, 2 mins, 3 secs
<SK> what a great prelude to sex.
<SK> system information.

#29248
<Blade> Too bad your ex wasn't there.
<Sonsquidku_V> She was in f*cking San Diego. Can you believe that?
<Sonsquidku_V> There's like nothing there. It's mexican canada.
<Blade> Seriously, it's like LA took a crap.
<Sonsquidku_V> And then that crap took a crap.
<Sonsquidku_V> And picked through the crap to find a land mine.
<Sonsquidku_V> And threw it at my mom.
<Blade> XD
<Sonsquidku_V> Who fell down the stairs.
<Sonsquidku_V> And into a hole which led to China.
<Sonsquidku_V> And that's why I haven't seen her for the last 15 years.
<Blade> You have some issues, Dan.

#36506
<maff> I don't like canada because their primary export is female singers I want to punch in the face
<maru> and people of british descent.
<maru> haha
<maru> We want to punch them in the face as well. That's why we export them.

#9974
Brianetta_afe > There's this other girl, who says she "values out friendship but..."
Brianetta_afe > and this continues:
Brianetta_afe > "... I wish it was more."
Josh_afe > lol, she's talking about your co...oh, never mind.

#682
*** Gambit32 has changed the topic on channel #havok to: Masturbation: If
brute force doesnt work, use a bigger hammer.
<syx> eeeeek

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