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#43730
<truth-> I was wrong, the KKK aren't racist, they're just portrayed that way by the insidious liberal media.
<truth-> It's all explained on their informative website.
<truth-> My eyes have been opened to the truth!
<truth-> A. We don't kill black people. This is another mis-conception about the Klan. What is true is that there have been men in the past who joined the Klan in order to benefit from the wearing of the robe and hood - to be able to commit a crime against some one they did not like. This was not the objective of the Klan, but only the prerogative of some misfits in the 60's.
<truth-> They don't kill black people... This question is so common they had to answer it in the FAQ.
Comment: Efnet
#15624
<rtwh0> why are you upset?
<sugadon> who the hell says i was god damn upset? huh?
<rtwh0> umm never mind
<sugadon> i hate people who spread god damn rumors, muther fucker , god damn
#16997
<Whooey> females jeans pockets are TINY
<Whooey> TTIIIIIIIIIINY
<Natasha> yes, they are
<amit> Whooey: females have a big flesh pocket to compensate
#16270
<aba> el job search soy el puta
<dave__> ahahahaha.
<dave__> translation
<dave__> <aba> the job search i am the fuck
#314
<WhiteAWAY> someone told me trance music makes you sterile
#61349
<SenioR> whahahah fravec! I fucked your mother!!
<@Fravec> Dad, buzz off, I'm talking to friends here...
Comment: never teach your dad how to use IRC
#32459
<chestRcopRpot> i fly a roflcopter and drop lolbombs that cause lollercausts
#301880
<gmaxwell> I wouldn't be surprised if the net effect of the "don't pirate" notice is to cause a lot of people to think "wait— I could have gotten this for free?"
#300976
<HalfNote5> From XP setup screen: "Record data to CD as easily as saving to a floppy disk!"
<HalfNote5> ... maybe it IS time to retire it."
#45135
JonathanThompson: I made the statement several years ago that it was only a short time before Intel branched into heating/cooling for revenue, as a side-effect of their processors. Imagine: they could hook up 100 x86 processors under the floorboards of a home, and all you'd need is to run some computationally intensive software to heat the house and compute something: the cycles could be sold to some purpose, like routing the net...
#2613
<kyourek> KEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEE!!
<DrWoody> ... What?
<kyourek> Just practicing my karate.
#25087
<kineticupid> doot doot dildonuts
<abbiegoodman> lol
<capnfluffy> oh my
<kineticupid> that would be a sweet company name
<kineticupid> dont know which i'd sell though
<capnfluffy> lol
<capnfluffy> dildos
<capnfluffy> definitely dildos
#26223
<@Megaman> All your base are belong to us
* Arrow sets mode: +b *!*Donnyku@*
* Megaman was kicked by Arrow (That joke is now 2 years, 6 months, 8 days, 5 hours, 30 minutes, and 8 seconds old. Let it die.)
#305561
<xved> proteins are the most important thing that lets complex cellular things work
<xved> and there are so many and they all can do different interesting things...
<@Rorschach> Can they dance?
<xved> certainly
<xved> some of them can zip DNA too
<xved> where would DNA be without proteins? its fly would be undone!
<@Rorschach> Yes, one needs to keep one's genes zipped
#51267
<duncan> now I must hurry... driving lessons are afoot!
<Fibbles> wait
<Fibbles> you can't drive yet?
<Fibbles> but you were driving us everywhere at the lan...
<duncan> >:)
<Fibbles> i feel somewhat more greatful to be alive
#52297
<Jarn> I read this article about how poets and artists get up to 3 times as much sex as everyone else.
<Jarn> I started feeling REALLY creative after that...
#44547
<clay> youre going to pay for this, langdon
<langdon> use apostrophes
<clay> im going to fu'ck you up
#306951
<narwhal> foolproof way to get a woman's bra off in under 10 seconds: set said bra on fire
#302091
PH: Note to car companies. Don't put "Best in class" and "In a class of it's own" in the same commercial.
#140944
<Dav Lister> Zedo, a half blind five year old african orphan,has to ride 7 miles a day to school with only 1 leg on a bicycle with buckled wheels and no brakes.
<Arctanis> Thats sad Dav
<Dav Lister> give a small donation of two pounds and we'll send you the video. it's fucking hilarious
#3061
<MadScribe> i WILL NEVER EVER live below someone again
<MadScribe> he is apparently redoing the fucking floor
<MadScribe> *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* pause
<MadScribe> *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* pause
<MadScribe> *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* pause
<MadScribe> *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* pause
<MadScribe> for the last fucking hour
<MadScribe> geezus
<toNe> you sure he's not just fucking his wife?
#44119
<Nitrix> So we have this really retarded blonde in our Chem class, and she had just gotten back from a Cruise in Mexico. Apparently she met JEssica Simpson on the cruise (She did have a buncha pictures with her). She was like "Yah! She's like really cool and not as dumb as everyone thinks, we had some cool conversations!"
<Nitrix> I'm like Yah sure ya did proily when like this:
<Nitrix> "What are you think about?"
<Nitrix> "Nothing"
<Nitrix> Oh my god me too!
#9034
<ggeyton_hewitt> <_git_> hey folks, what does @ mean in front of someones nick?
<ggeyton_hewitt> <thorn``> The @ symbol identify's the channel operators.. Chops have extra commands for control of the room
<ggeyton_hewitt> <_git_> does it mean that persons is a sad wanker who spends his life on irc, has no real friends, and prefers to chat on here than in a pub?
<ggeyton_hewitt> it's funny cos it's true
<Syncope> lol
<Syncope> very true
<Syncope> :/
<ggeyton_hewitt> `deop
<Syncope> `deop
#14045
<Rosipam> (is glad she has AOL now)
<Rosipam> ^_^
...
<Zack`> Rosipam?
<Rosipam> Hello.
<Zack`> When did you get AOL?
<Rosipam> A few weeks ago.
<Zack`> What did you have before that?
<Rosipam> Microsoft Internet Explorer.
<Zack`> Ah
<Zack`> What do you like about AOL?
<Rosipam> It's faster.
<Zack`> Wow.
<Zack`> What was your old Internet connection?
*** Rosipam (quickchat@=RWNRPD119P.ipt.aol.com) Quit (Connection reset by peer)
#295379
<Liam> my mate, who I'm sure isnt right in the head, called his dog n*gger
<Liam> He doesnt like taking it for a walk anymore cos it runs off and he doesnt like shouting after it