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#7245
<Mike_3486> i wonder if i could smother somebody using the CO2 from a Coke can
<Sock_Monkee> shrug
<Mike_3486> nobody knows...if i asked how to make a bong from a wiffle ball, some duct tape, and a rubber band i'd get 10 different answers
#55467
<Reapersou> Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad hes never cried though, because Chuck Norris is great.
<Workdug> Reapersou: welcome to 3 months ago
<Rjx``> srsly
<Rjx``> well, saying chuck norris facts are old
<Rjx``> got old
<Rjx``> that's how old the facts are
<Reapersou> Well, I am on 56k.
Comment: #geekissues
#7432
<Orz> How old are you jennjenn?
<Orz> 12 right?
<jennjenn> 12??
<Orz> Yeah, comes after 13.
<Orz> Idiot.
#280259
kingdamian42 : My dad bought a PS3, right(god knows why)
kingdamian42 : I put in a regular dvd to watch.
kingdamian42 : It doesn't recognize it as a music cd, or a game cd. So it thinks, "Oh this must be blueray".
kingdamian42 : It brought out the big laser, guess who has a hole in his dvd.
Greyejoy : BWAHAHAHAHAHAAH
#17260
<Hoju> I'm not going to stalk you or anything.
<BioHazard> yeah right mr stalky mcstalker
<Hoju> rofl
<BioHazard> if that is your real name
#44002
(Ravenclaw) im an IRCpot, short and stout
(Ravenclaw) <-- is my handle, this is my spout.
(Ravenclaw) but when the ops piss me off, hear me shout
(Ravenclaw) then i get +b and slapped with a trout
#299680
<TugC> hey anyone want some freshly tested proxies?
<Syn> yes
<TugC> xxxxxxxx.com/xxxxxx
<Xero> i want some too TugC
<Xero> holy
<Xero> fucking
<TugC> i tested all of them today in charon
<Xero> HEY
<TugC> what
<Xero> ONE OF THOSE IS MY SERVERS IP
<Xero> YOU FUCKING FUCK
#15507
<treaps> i've always wanted to try taking diezepam and trying to do math or program computers
<rdgzt> What's diezepam?
<treaps> muscle relaxer/antianxiety drug
<treaps> it's a class IV drug on this chart
<rdgzt> It makes you shit your pants and not worry about it?
#52124
<digitok> Talon: Enable PM
<Talon> one sec
<Talon> done
<digitok> Thanks
<Talon> ok.. why did i do that if your not gonna PM me?
<digitok> I just wanted to see if you're still my bitch
Comment: #spiderslair on Webchat
#52976
[+pepper] ive seen someone throat a mag light
[@Oreoz] lol @ chris
[@Oreoz] WTF
[@Oreoz] no way
[+pepper] yeah
[@Oreoz] can i meet her?
[@Chris] lol
[@Chris] yeah me too
[+pepper] it was a guy
[+pepper] lol
[@Chris] oh
[@Chris] damnit
[@Oreoz] WHOA
[@Oreoz] ..
[@Oreoz] can i meet him?
Comment: Poor Oreoz and his dreams of homosexuality
#257436
<Yo_Mamma> So Jimbot, what are you wearing?
<ichai> no
<ichai> you are not having cyber sex with my IRC bot
#20193
«@hyu» i need an 800 by 600 jesus wallpaper
«@SkywardShadow» Type it into google. ;P
«@hyu» i am
«@hyu» google's being nasty
«@hyu» oooh, got a purdy one
«@hyu» and it's password protected
«@hyu» wtf
«@Vormav» haha
«@hyu» who password protects bible pictures?
«@Vormav» ACCESS TO JESUS DENIED
#9391
<Cienna> were you breast fed?
<Ragnarok> yes
<Ragnarok> recently in fact
#7419
<elite_chaR> butcher im sitting like right behind you at lanwar :D
<elite_chaR> SO NO FUNNY BUSINESS
<elite_chaR> NO WEIRD NOISES
<elite_chaR> NO WEIRD SMELLS
<elite_chaR> NO WEIRD SPELLING
<butcher> dude, too late, I just f4rt3d
<butcher> that's a wierd noise, a weird smell, and a weird spelling.
#36221
<_Dim_> w0000t, just got an email with a picture taken by a mobilephone
<_Dim_> the fun part is, it's an image of the test im getting tomorrow :D
#17273
<0dan0> i have peed like 10 minutes in the last 5 minutes
#39765
<bball> it's for single computer geeks who live in their mom's basement eating hotpockets and Mountain Dew while whacking off to video games
* Lost buys it
#37760
<Pelican> baka yaoi yuri kitsune na ongaku
<DrGamez> and that concludes Pel's japanese vocabulary
Comment: #LiveYiff
#68951
<@semi> man
<@semi> i think i should turn my speakers down
<@zeppeh> or quit listening to nsync
<@semi> i cant tell if its gas from downing that soda or just the bass.
<@zeppeh> nsync doesn't have bass
<@semi> it has lance bass
<@semi> i mean
<@semi> fuck you.
Comment: #brained irc.catheadlabs.com. also, I wasn't listening to nsync.
#237075
<Yahoo> God, don't you hate it when the internet seems to be exhausted?
<Yahoo> The feeling that there's nothing left to do on it.
<Yahoo> Nevermind, found something
#44155
<tina_> ill have u know im very happy with my partner
<jeriko> sure, but does he know that we fucked 3 months ago you dirty little slut. but don't worry i won't say anything to russell
<tina_> im not sure if he knows. why not ask tina when she releives her MOM from the computer?
* jeriko (jeriko@pyramid.majic.org) has left #disturbed
#5017
<Pad-lock> Hey Shithead! You want a fuckin fight?!?! If so come to #teens4christ That is.. if your not a fuckin PUSSY!!!!
#33293
(SlackMuffin) [22:25] <SlackMuffin> winamp(2.80) playing(17 - Katrina & The Waves - Walking on sunshine) stats(38% of 3m 55s )
(SlackMuffin) [22:25] <SlackMuffin> I mean.. winamp(2.80) playing(really cool masculine music.mp3) stats(38% of 3m 55s)
#18424
<Fryth> TV is boring, too uninteractive
<Fembot> use a remote
#63878
<tydel> this fat chick walked up to me at the club tonight
<tydel> she's like "I like vodka, buy me a drink"
<tydel> I was like "I like blowjobs, buy ME a drink"
<tydel> kind of a conversation ender