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#310894
<@witheld> Well, my computer from the age of 3 to about 10 was this frankenstein build that a family friend built us running 95. When I first started using it I just used a program called "baby type" which created various noises and visualizations from pressing buttons and messing with the mouse
<@witheld> And then when I was 10 or so the mexican guy gave me my own windows 98 computer
<@witheld> mexican guy down the street*
<@KittyKatt> Oh, I thought you meant THE mexican guy.
<@KittyKatt> Like, everyone was supposed to get their computer from the mexican guy at the age of 10.
#3582
<duk0r> Don't forget kids, the faster you download the bigger your penis is.
#7693
<Phuser> fuck me.
<FadeJade> Why
<Phuser> i have no good reason
#3510
<Demamas> RAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWR! *explodes*
<Nyphur> BAD! NO BONE FOR Demamas! BACK IN YOUR CAGE !!
*** Signoff: Demamas (Ping timeout)
<Nyphur> oops
<Nyphur> I forgot I left his cage off the server
#294769
<angelphish> my figners smell funny
<king_egg> wtf are figners
<angelphish> fingers you fucking faggot
<angelphish> what a mroon
<king_egg> oh shit yeah figners. the things on my hnads
Comment: #sa on SynIrc
#58806
<~knuck> Faptime.
<~knuck> I came. (20mins 15secs)
<~knuck> knuck's fap count for 2006: 137 times. Last came 41secs ago. Total faptime: 2days 3hrs 17mins 53secs. Average faptime: 22mins 28secs. 1.199546 faps/day.
<Zem> sometimes I hate my capacity for visual speculation
#26348
<Drewcifer> the carpets all nice and lubricated
#56663
<@cristipengraffe> Exchange we just had:
<@cristipengraffe> Cristi: "I am at the mercy of my cookie whims"
<@cristipengraffe> Jeph: "Well, I am at the mercy of my occasional booze whims"
<@cristipengraffe> Cristi: "Well, my whims do not effect my liver function"
<@cristipengraffe> Jeph: "Well, MY whims don't effect the size of my butt"
<@cristipengraffe> Cristi and Jeph: "Touche"
Comment: #qc
#126796
<simonova> so, supposing I wanted to show you guys the program I wrote, what's the best way to go about that?
<ubajas> Kill the president and clutch a printout of the program in your hands, as you're brought down by security guards.
Comment: #perl
#68185
xyzzy: note to self - dont hit on homeschooled chicks
Bahamut Xero: especially during class
#102531
<cpux> I just had an epiphany.
<crux> My job as a computer engineer isn't to understand all the inner-workings of technology. Rather, it's to befriend many people who understand all the inner-workings of technology.
#311132
<l0de> I've done that before. I made a script that cycled through
<l0de> 8==D ( )
<l0de> 8(=)
<l0de> while listening to Björk. But it was probably the lowest point in my life.
#17966
<ALT--F4> im a irc nerd
<ALT--F4> i have spend up to 14 hours on here at a time
<ALT--F4> its my favorite thing until i remember that i have a penis.
<Majin-Buu> k you are weird
<Majin-Buu> ill have to take ur nick into consideration
Parts: Majin-Buu (none@h24-66-113-73.tb.shawcable.net) [21 users]
#39892
<@jk0> the teacher is kind of hot
<@psych0sys> i had a hot teacher once
<@psych0sys> took em 45min to put out the flames
#256707
His Madjesty: So the water cooler at work is broken. It still works, but it leaks.
Ideasman: that's not good...
His Madjesty: We tried to get someone in to fix it or replace it, but they just said to take the water bottle out when we're not using it.
Ideasman: WTF? where are you working?
His Madjesty: Microsoft.
#45937
<+optix> oh shit.
<+optix> the boss's boss's boss just walked in.
<+optix> heh.
<+optix> that was slick.
<+optix> good thing i minimised snes9x
<+abortion> what are you 'supposed' to be doing?
<+optix> i'm not sure.
<+optix> heh.
<+optix> but not getting my harvest moon character laid.
#61068
Ryan: Whats a good lie to fill some hours in? I have a day with nothing. lol
Andrew: uh.. something with orcs?
Ryan: lol, that would be telling the truth.
Andrew: thats sad
Ryan: I was playing WoW
#142279
<evilways> shit
<evilways> i was just opening a package of bottled water... sawing it open with a knife
<evilways> i got distracted and wasn't paying attention to what i was cutting
<evilways> what the fuck am i going to do with six bottles of water with the tops cut off
#311440
< hydrocat> Hello, I need some insight on asyncio's run_forever()
< o11c> hydrocat: if it is correctly named, it is a limited solution for the halting problem
#2385
<Kazz> Are you coming on to me?
<Dregan> With a spelling change.
<Dregan> And perhaps without the 'to'.
#193445
<@pomo|wii> So, funny story. I don't know if it's true or not, but according to my public speaking professor, it is.
<@pomo|wii> So, a few people decide to throw a party and decide to inflate a few blow-up dolls with helium to have floating around the house.
<@pomo|wii> Now, everything's going well, until apparently some of these dolls escape into the night sky via an open door/window/something
<@pomo|wii> According to what he told us, a woman a few blocks down saw these dolls and thought that the rapture was occuring, and people were floating away into heaven
<@pomo|wii> so this woman RUNS INTO THE STREET, screaming to be taken with them, only to be hit and killed by a car
#105688
<QBeep> Reminds me of one of my fevorite moments...
<QBeep> I've just finished changing a tire that went flat on the way to delivering a pizza. I'm covered in mud, grease, and black tire grime.
<QBeep> My right hand is bleeding, my face is smudged.
<chillin_work> attractive
<QBeep> I'm standing on this customer's porch, with a pizza that was ordered from the Pizza Hut web site. The customer opens the door, and what falls out of my mouth is,
<QBeep> "Hi, ma'am, I'm from the Internet"...
#40935
<Inuchance> rotate the computer case until the north bridge is actually north of the south bridge
<Panthar> OK, thanx.
<GnarlyBob> be sure to compensate for magnetic north vs. true north
<Inuchance> this can double the speed of your computer, as now your computer doesn't have to spend every other CPU operation flipping the bits upsidedown
<Panthar> Inuchance, ahh, I was wondering why all my binary dumps had 0 and -1
#303622
Mike: "now that you all are awake. are there anyone who can help with my problem? I have compressed my important files with md5sum. how do I decompress them ?"
#304801
<SaberUK> Rfsancho: do soviet russia jokes make sense in russian?
<Rfsancho> they do if you reverse them
<Rfsancho> "in US of A, you drive CARS!"