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#17085
<StarlinVF> My mom watched me play Tribes2
<StarlinVF> she thinks I should go into the FBI
#4169
<sdr> i'm going to play with it first and become familiar, then show her how to use it
#39080
(@zZzdilzZz) somehow, my parents coming into my room and talking to me while i have cutesy anime music playing and acting like nothing is wrong is quite disturbing
Comment: Dil loves his anime
#3905
<Rbrt> i have decided to file for a divorce
<nharris> Rbrt.. wise move
<Rbrt> yepp neil
<closedown> did you just have a kid?
<Rbrt> yes i did
<nharris> my brother's inlaws are DICKS.. except his bro in law..he's cool
<Rbrt> the kid doesnt change the fact that she's a psycho
<closedown> ah
<closedown> my gf's trying to hint at marriage
<closedown> that would surely cut into my irc time
#31114
* FubarGrn says "I'll take a box of those Magnum condoms............and a box of those little rubberbands"
Comment: #d2jsp
#309684
(@pirokoro) you know your city is fucked up when William Gibson uses it as example of emergent chaotic dystopia :P
#6695
<BlznAzn> i find it kinky to use my cock as a probe tool to remove lint between the toes of a foot thats been inside a work boot all day
<pagan> you must like to have Athlete's Cock
#55750
<xbf> argh addiction to manga is killing me
<Fibbles> thats darwin at work
#9172
<coldacid> someone poured cleaner into the toilet bowl
<coldacid> now when i piss
<coldacid> i get the smell of cleaner instead of urine
<nover> damn that has to suck
<coldacid> and the normal pee-bubbles look like cleaner bubbles
<keerus> things must be rough for ou coldacid
<coldacid> yes
<coldacid> next thing you know, i'll be bathed and wearing fresh clothing
#18309
<Ferncraft3> !plist
-ChanServ- #warcraft3 peons:
-ChanServ- None.
<Ferncraft3> this is a warcraft channel and we don't have peons?
#6569
<skullY_> <-- Feels really bright now
<barkode> did you get a new lamp?
#18271
<Shrapnull> It's not how the boat floats, or the size of the mast, but the motion of the ocean
<Aduro> lol
<Tiffy> haha
<cryptonix> just hope your seamen don't have scurvey :D
#5332
<kidpiglet> is there such a thing as putting a "hit" on a dog
<kidpiglet> if so let me know whos avalible to do a "hit"
<Ph4nt0m> marinate a steak in antifreeze
<kidpiglet> yeah with my luck my hubby would go and cook it for himself
<Ph4nt0m> would that be all bad? :)
#1681
<_|LoCo|> any1 know whats the last album of paul oakenfold?
<al-x> Paul Oakenfold Presents Another Shitty ALbum With All The Same Tracks As the Last 3 Albums
#29514
<jebus> brb, sex
#301385
<Emperor_Nick> I have Star Wars theme and classic Monopoly. I like building houses on the Death Star, because I imagine Darth Vader cutting the grass on the surface of the huge laser's dish.
<Emperor_Nick> A little picket fence, some roses...
<Emperor_Nick> You could really spruce the place up.
<Emperor_Nick> Turn that Death Star into a Dream Star.
<Emperor_Nick> Him and Emperor Palpatine in a civil union, adopting a wookie orphan.
<Emperor_Nick> The Jedi protesting their corruption of the sacred union between a man, a woman and The Force...
* Emperor_Nick has disturbed daydreams
#311005
<Analogy> So I just got an audio book, but it was in another language so I had to listen with subtitles
#51788
< rebug> if god hates fags how come Jesus was so damn hot?
Comment: Theological debates on IRC
#28993
<Yamatto> note to self
<Yamatto> shave before leaving hotel tomorrow so as not to scare the little children
<Stikes> taken too many ways :(
* Magus snickers
<Yamatto> my face you bastards
<Yamatto> my face
#17274
<ceejamon> fapping is pretty much what everybody using this program for, if that answeres your Q.
<Kendrak> omg
<Kendrak> they might as well rename Kazza to "Free p0rn!"
#4216
<pingboy> COUNTER STRIKE CURED MY PORN ADDICTION
#272777
Mango: I still haven't fixed my speakers and I wanted to watch a movie.
Mango: So I set the sound card to record from output,
Mango: used a softphone program to call my VoIP phone,
Mango: and had it play the movie to me over the phone.
Mango: God, I love being a geek :)
PID1|work: So Mango, you can truthfully say you have a hot actress on the phone just now?
#115962
<%Raven> and then the next was "write a reply coming from a WASP"
<%Raven> I had no idea what a WASP was so I basically had to gamble whether they were for or against indian mistreatment
<%Raven> I went against, which was wrong
<%Raven> but I covered myself by saying "in case above answer doesn't suffice, here's a reply from a different WASP"
<%Raven> I just drew a giant wasp (the bug) and added a textballoon with BZZZZZZZT
<%Raven> he might just give points for originality
Comment: #dyo on irc.dyo-ecksdee.com
#63089
<Surt> i learned an important lesson tonight
<Surt> never tell a woman you love her while staring her square in the breasts
<Surt> bad times follow
#44535
<tamara> o meed sp,e ficlomg cpffee/
<tamara> homerow. homerow.
<tamara> i need some fucking coffee.