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#6775
<RadiX> I had a thought
<Isando> Wow it must have come as a surprise to you.
<RadiX> at first I thought it was a headache.. I wasn't sure what it was.
#7490
<sortof> i slept on a glowstick wrong
#4407
<EnochRoot> BREAKING NEWS: President Bush has declared a state of Boogie Madness. Preliminary operations will begin at 1100 Hours.
#30135
*** Cushla (cushla@Cushla.users.undernet.org) Quit (Quit: Trent Reznor is GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
<Cpt_Giz> hmmm
<Cpt_Giz> she spelt my name wrong again
#302273
< unrealun1verse> i sometimes wonder if theres some disease that makes you want to do your mum jokes all the time
< fbstj> whatever it is, he probably caught it off your mum :P
#36453
<Jaeger> toms playing Call of Duty and he told me smokings bad for health
<Jaeger> his reason
<Jaeger> you can't move cos you can only use one hand
#32974
<Doyle|LFHMRNNA>: man this coffee is so good, I can't stop smiling.
<Roj`>: what sort is it?
<Doyle|LFHMRNNA>: espresso, with 3 sugar and no milk
<Doyle|LFHMRNNA>: we ran out :(
<Roj`>: okay....
<Doyle|LFHMRNNA>: frak dserf se slke eoseif
<Roj`>: . . .???
<Doyle|LFHMRNNA>: hmmmmmm
<Doyle|LFHMRNNA>: not even i can work out what i was trying to say
Comment: Too much coffee = ^^
#376
*** ^o_0^ sets mode: +o ^0_o^
#14515
<m0bi_work> what is the "care for the comfort of a dying person" called
<hydro-> euthanasia
#42051
< joshk> i met some dude at a Debian dinner
< joshk> his girlfriend was like
< joshk> COLOSSAL
< joshk> and was about a foot taller than him
< koitsu> she was the size of a redhat distribution.
#8296
Under the fence: if your mom were a farm animal, she'd be a sloth
Hobbes659: a sloth isn't a farm animal
Under the fence: damn it, theres gotta be a sloth farm somewhere around here
#18846
<aphelion> 'GKZKGJ
<aphelion> OMFG
<aphelion> wt
<Flatline-> aphelion just figured out masterbation
#55623
<PsychoBoy> 21f with a 20% chance of snow tonight
<PsychoBoy> 30% chance tomorrow, 60% tomorrow night
<PsychoBoy> so.... snow
<PsychoBoy> and cold
<Nickface> heh, I saw 21f and I thought "who the hell is he trying to fool?"
#15213
|MallBrat[essay]| :"I remember the first time I jacked off. I thought I invented it. I looked down at my handful of junk and thought, 'I'm gonna be rich.''
#299603
<cxreg> i'm going to go in to work tomorrow, and tell them that i'm going to fix bugs homeopathically
<cxreg> by inserting a syntax error once every 700 billion lines of code
#17414
<tytu> does anyone ever pull hisself?
<r0mulus> what?!
<tytu> when you pull your...you know
<r0mulus> hmm
<r0mulus> no
<r0mulus> i don't
<r0mulus> know what you mean
<tytu> you wrap your hand around your dick and then start to pull up and down
<r0mulus> umm... i think your in the wrong channel
#16262
[ +Mattster ] in an emergency, the hard drive will launch itself through my window and safely onto the back lawn
[ +Mattster ] so in the future, someone else can benefit from my mp3's and porn
#6483
<dj_ak> i just popped a zit on my shoulder
<dj_ak> and it hit me in the eye
<dj_ak> then i licked my eye
<splifs> women must love you
#32389
<ruumis> someone spiked my morning coffee with HATE
#4421
<moira> yoinkster is like the humpback of notre dame cathedral, except no humpback, and it's the ogg vorbis cathedral, and he keeps ringing the bells yelling unintelligible things about how ogg owns your mom
#296831
<Paradox> apparently some douchebag went to harrass the gay club on campus
<Paradox> and mooned them. I don't think that guy thought things through.
#16121
<zamros> when i was seven i saw a car get run over by another car
<zamros> my first accident witnessing
<zamros> and/or moster truck rally
#33811
<motolov> she sure looks like a crazy gal
<motolov> crazy about mcdonalds
#41142
<Ne0rC> I like buying snacks from a vending machine because food is better when it falls. Sometimes at the grocery, I'll drop a candy bar so that it will achieve its maximum flavor potential.
<clonak> ....
<clonak> O_O
#36225
* NWC_Omega gets bored and wonders if he should attempt to make idle chit chat with the few girls on his buddy lists
<@STompy> do 'em !
<@STompy> ask for a blowjob
<+NWC_Omega> ....!!!!
<@STompy> :/
<+NWC_Omega> oi
<+NWC_Omega> after I said that, they all logged off, creepy :-S