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#8136
<Iceman> [TnT PING reply]: 1min 7secs
<TnT> ?
<TnT> Shiet
* TnT stops downloading Pron
#93
<Mootar> what was god thinking when he made my ass sweat?
#15832
<TAOC> EVILPIE WILL LEAD US INTO A NEW AGE OF ENLIGHTMENT AND PEACE
<TAOC> somebody ban him
#23615
<|Jason666|> The suicide rate in the country tripled after the crash of the beloved bash.org. Our thoughts and prayers go out to those 'geek ass bastards' who lost their lives due to this tragic event.
#9616
<@djcrom> she looks like shes about to giggle, then strip naked and wail away at her clit with a hammer in a sweaty, bloody session of demented masturbation
<Insolence> damn that's what my mom looked like when she found a porno in my room
#4511
<OutLore> as a matter of fact, i'm jacking off right now.
<Synoptica> keep it in your pants
<OutLore> my hand or my penis?
<Synoptica> just shut it
<OutLore> shutting up
#3846
<d1cer> omfg
<d1cer> i just shit the bigest shit in the world
<d1cer> :/
<d1cer> it was like a fucking legg
<LivinDead> lol
<LivinDead> how big was it?
<d1cer> umm
<d1cer> k
<d1cer> hold on leme get my ruler
#28324
<FireEgl> so hurngy =(
<tito> why don't you eat your dick?
<tito> heh
<FireEgl> I need something more filling.
#179
<BlackDeth> hatter doesn't like cocaine
<BlackDeth> he just likes the way it smells!
#60441
<Quietus> I'm still banned from #idiots-club >:(
<factnfiction101> Maybe your to big of an idiot?
<orb> Maybe you're* too* big on an idiot
<Quietus> Maybe you're too big of* an idiot
<orb> >:|
#6601
Fred> This computer deserves to go to hell
Max> Dont you mean Siliconhell?
Fred> What ?
Max> Its the place where all dead calculators go to
Fred> Really?
#10474
<Charlesowns> Man i was surfin porn and like "normal" surfin at the same time, so my mom comes in and i quick as hell tab down the porn. So now im looking at a SWAT vest and an Mp5 submachinegun trying to hide the giant penis in my pants. Then all of a sudden this realy gay male voice speaks out realy loud goin "i want to suck your big dick ans swallow your hot sperm" then like 100 popups open up all consisting of hardcore fetish gay
<Charlesowns> man my mom started crying and now she thinks im gay... it owns
#37081
<Sebbe> When I was 19 I somehow wound up dating a 23-year-old (which was awesome at the time). She had a one-year-old daughter, but the fact that I was nailing an older woman 4 or 5 times a week overshadowed any problems I had with dating someone with a kid.
<Sebbe> One night we were going at it pretty heavy when her daughter discovered how to get over the baby gate. We never heard her sneak down the hall and into the bedroom. We also never heard her go into her mothers nightstand and pull out an 8 inch red rubber dildo. I look over and see this girl standing there with smile on her face and the dildo raised high over her head. Realizing what was about to happen I started to say something, but it was too late...
<Sebbe> *THWACK*
<Sebbe> She brought it down hard on my face, me barely comprehending what the hell was going on. I managed to get it away from her and her mother took her back to her room, but the mood was long dead. The relationship didn't last too long after that
#10372
<Charlesowns> Man i was surfin porn and like "normal" surfin at the same time, so my mom comes in and i quick as hell tab down the porn. So now im looking at a SWAT vest and an Mp5 submachinegun trying to hide the giant penis in my pants. Then all of a sudden this realy gay male voice speaks out realy loud goin "i want to suck your big dick ans swallow your hot sperm" then like 100 popups open up all consisting of hardcore fetish gayporn.
<Charlesowns> man my mom started crying and now she thinks im gay... it owns
#85719
< Alkivar> we're on our way back from partying in NYC over the weekend ... it was like sunday afternoon we're headed back west
< Alkivar> we're cruisin... maybe 130-140mph
< Alkivar> flew past a trooper on the side of the road
< Alkivar> trooper lights up ... siren blasting ... chasing us down the highway
< Alkivar> we're both like should we stop ... there's no way he can catch up to us
< Alkivar> we decided to be good and stop
< Alkivar> cop catches up to us ... comes out gun drawn ... pissed as hell
< Alkivar> walks up to the side of the car and goes
< Alkivar> "SON CAN I SEE YOUR PILOT'S LICENSE"
< Alkivar> Jason pulls out his fucking pilot's license
< Alkivar> cop's jaw hits the fucking ground
< Alkivar> most stunned face I've ever fucking seen
< Alkivar> in this practically a whimper goes "get the fuck out of here"
< Alkivar> no ticket... too embarassed apparently
< Alkivar> I'll never forget that day long as I live
< Alkivar> I was sure we were goin to jail
#53899
<NeCRoPedOPhilE_SuicideCULT> how to change my nickername?
#190588
(Sweet^Angel) hi
(Sweet^Angel) im banned
(Sweet^Angel) from some channel
(Sweet^Angel) by ip
(Sweet^Angel) what to do to come back?
(Sweet^Angel) ???????????????????????????
(Sweet^Angel) ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
(phlux) do you remember the nickname of the person that banned you?
(Sweet^Angel) never
(phlux) type /quit theirnick to make them quit IRC. Then you will be let back in.
(Sweet^Angel) #Dubai unable to join channel (address is banned)
<-- Sweet^Angel has quit (Quit: theirnick to make them quit IRC. Then you will be let back in)
#302189
<Aaron> Tier-1/2 DNS provider based in Canada, 10 minute TTL on your A records (fast global propagation on changes)
<Sebas> Words in that sentence I understood: Provider, Canada, minute.
<flack> global
<Sebas> Don't overestimate my linguistic aptitude.
#29856
<altus> yanno what sucks
<altus> when you yawn
<altus> and then in the middle of the yawn you start laughing
<altus> and then you feel weird because you didnt finish the yawn
<micronix> yea that sucks
#15188
<rbeattie> If you were MEANT to understand it, we wouldn't have called it 'code'
#156793
<BootheaD> welcome to the hotel rosssssssssssthefox
<BootheaD> such a furry place
<BootheaD> such a furry taste
<hatebreed> he must make haste!
<hatebreed> lest his semen goto waste :(
<Fewlio^> as it all turns to paste
<BootheaD> upon this turkey he shall baste
<rossthefox> wtf
<rossthefox> you sick mother fuckers
#31893
<HiddenGenius> dude, my microwave just cooked a frozen hot pocket in like 40 seconds
<HiddenGenius> my mom is freaking out, she made us take the microwave outside and now she's making us get tested for cancer
<HiddenGenius> I can't stop laughing
#88600
<tmonk> i always got confused when i was younger and saw magazines
<tmonk> where canadians have different prices
<tmonk> i questioned my father. "if we give equal rights to black people why not canadians too?"
#45485
<synth> ONE DAY ILL HAVE SEX RAAB
<Raab> if you take x, its really hard not to
<Raab> or just slip her a roofie
<synth> i slipped off a roof once
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#11166
<TekMounty> I think I'll have to go to a confessions, at the adaptive technologies expo, there was a 19 inch lcd screen just sitting there, I though to myself "If I ran out with this none of these disabled people could catch me"