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#7077
<Einer> Charging for porn is like caging a beautiful unicorn in a deep, dark dungeon.
#34091
<SA-X[away][soldat]Wf> chaos?
<SA-X[away][soldat]Wf> u a girl?
<Chaos> If by girl, you mean man, then yes.
Comment: #zebeth dreamIRC
#297426
<Errdoth> Guess what I have that you don't.
<ichai> virginity?
<Errdoth> :(
#19301
<deimos> i'm rereading brave new world and 1984
<deimos> so i can figure out the proper way to act in this new mccarthism
<Twid> rat out all your friends
#27353
<Jezzy> gimme all you lovin
<Jezzy> all your hugs and kisses too
* iMav|Movie gives Jezzy some lovin.
<Jezzy> eep!
* Jezzy gives iMav his lovin back.
<Jezzy> can I get a refund?
<Jezzy> I think its defective.
<Ghaleon> Ouch.
<iMav|Movie> I can give you a certificate for other iMav products.
<Jezzy> No, im pretty sure you've tainted them all.
#31282
«Jordan` » Ah, the smell of crack smoke in the morning.
#4733
<Guilty> Jees its going to be 48 tomorrow
<Guilty> I thought I was done with waring a jacket
<Guilty> But apparently not
<maff> you go outside?
#58364
* Irishblood is now known as talkin_to_cops
<talkin_to_cops> be back in a very long time
#2129
<CoMBo> haha dude is oktane fucking ?
<refugee> CoMBo: no, he's just trying to fix that girl's back
#5410
* Praetor takes a piss right in the middle of the channel
* andy slashes Prae's penis off.
<andy> That takes better vision than you might think.
#29648
<Huzzler> chmod 777 kouha
<Huzzler> Now I can make you do stuff for me :-)
<Factotum> 777?!? You slut!
<Huzzler> Yeah!
<Huzzler> Execute him :-)
<Factotum> ./kouha
<kouha> Hi. I'm Kouha version 0.456 beta. Rape me.
#54886
<@phaxx> why on earth would somebody name a function 'T'
< drusilla> troublemaker?
<@phaxx> teabagger.
< drusilla> I don't like tea
<@phaxx> teabaggin' has nothing to do with tea.
<@phaxx> although somehow I suspect you wouldn't like it anyway.
Comment: #lobby
#3563
<Slant> Maybe I'll be able to ignore my GOD DAMN NEED TO HUMP ANYTHING HUMAN AND FEMALE
<Slant> ANYTHING
<Zor-SLEEP> i feel for your sisters.
#17269
<isajeep> I told pagan I was purging my system and she thought I was fapping
<isajeep> wtf
#21974
<create> <nikki> can you tell me what a clitoris is because someone is asking me about mine and I don't know what the hell it is
<joedirt> isnt that a french pastry?
#37768
<@Ytrrium> So i was idly chatting with this girl last year.
<@Ytrrium> She's somewhat attractive, and actually asked if i'd like to fool around with her, with becoming fuckbuddies in the future a possibility.
<@Ytrrium> At the time I didn't want that, so i said no. But on that day, she mentioned something...
<@Ytrrium> She was at the beach for a week and had gotten bad sunburn on her back.
<@Ytrrium> I found a devious plan forming in my head.
<@Ytrrium> With some planning on my part, fooling around was scheduled to occur the next day.
<@Ytrrium> Stuff happened and i was doing her doggystyle on the floor of my apartment. I waited until i was about to finish, and pulled out my cock, rammed it in her ass, and slapped her sunburn as hard as i could.
<@Ytrrium> The two black eyes and intensely painful bruised testicles were, in my opinion, very much worth it.
#5406
*** Swish changes topic to '"I never pirated it....it was donated. by the file fairy. I put a blank CD under my pillow..."'
#39982
[JonnyS] anyone know if a stolen laptop is tracable if connectect to the internet?
[JonnyS] if i report my laptop being stolen, will the plice be able to find it?
[JonnyS] anyone want to buy a laptop?
#299352
Psi: and when we went down to the place where they serve food, i noticed 1 guy who i am willing to call a friend standing in the corner, as if he was hiding, when i was getting some coke from a table near wherehe was, i asked him what was up, he told me 'trust me, youd wanna stand here too, oh and dont eat any of the food' then he asked me if i wanted a shot of bourbon in my coke, so i just assumed he was drunk at the moment, and went and sat down near my dad. then this old dude sits down beside me, i look at him and he just very creepily smiled back, so i went and stood by my friend. that was when i noticed you could see into the kitchen from where he was standing. and THAT was when i noticed they were not only reusing disposable plates and food people didnt eat. the kitchen staff was going as far as to pick the shit out of a garbage bin to re use it.
Psi: i decided to take that shot of bourbon he offered.
#2464
<NetShadow> this is going to sound pitiful... but can you tell me how to use a washing machine?
#15550
<\\broken\> eye kant teyep
<JackArse> sure you can
<JackArse> you just can't spell
#5956
<@Bojangle> My mom tells me I need to get laid
#5026
<myles> i wonder if i talk to my marijuana it will make it grow faster
#32662
<ruumis> playing metroid on the toilet. man, I knew there was a reason I lived in America.
#304406
<atari2600a> anyone else ever stare at that last supper painting
<atari2600a> & think to themselves what jesus was thinking
* atari2600a are now known as jesus
* jesus looks to the left, right
<jesus> you know there's FOUR SIDES to this table right?
<nwongfeiying> What?
<nwongfeiying> Lies.
<jesus> we all don't have to be scrunched together like this
<jesus> Judas what the fuck are you doing
<jesus> pass the rolls you asshole
<jesus> GOD DAMNIT the sun's burning the back of my fucking head!
<Armandtanzarian> i think the dinner is the least of your concerns
<Armandtanzarian> there are idiots in texas burning abortion clinics
<jesus> brb, Romans