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#39171
<testing> asl
<Kangie> ?
<Kangie> no, 56k
#4169
<sdr> i'm going to play with it first and become familiar, then show her how to use it
#1951
<Kayma> Watching these DBZ episodes makes me hurt inside.
<BiGiGnome> No, that was me poking you.
<Kayma> Ohhh.
<BiGiGnome> I poke you in a special way.
#26313
<Matrix_McCloud> cant you just leave
<MidoriKid> Nope. I have a four year contract.
<Oolong> you should get dishonorably discharged.
<Oolong> that way, you get to have anal sex, and leave
<Oolong> it's a win-win situation
#310640
<ChauffeR> what's the name of the mission that fucked up because they didn't use meters
<OyajiVyse> America?
#71710
<Lupin> I ? unicode.
#25603
<Darth-Phenom> I remember in third grade I was taught that it's sinful to erase the word "God". But now I backspace "god" when I want to type "good" so frequently I'm obviously going to Hell.
#3969
<blazemore> these japanese guys walked up to me and my friend and started talking to us
<blazemore> and asking which bands we like
<blazemore> so we started naming some off but they hadn't heard of any of them
<blazemore> then i'm like "uh... guns 'n roses"
<blazemore> and they're all "oh yes, we like them very much!"
<ScumDog> you should've whistled "patience" to them
<ScumDog> as a universal message of love
<ScumDog> it transcends the spoken word
#55152
<lm> hehe, my sis hates me now
<lm> I'm always joking about how fat she is
<losre> uh, she's hot actually
<lm> yah, but it's still funny to joke about it
<losre> sure
<lm> I was making jokes again and she started throwing pencils at me
<lm> then I said "you're a very naughty girl! roll to your room and think about what you did"
#71698
<TMH_> does anyone else find that they are in a fuckton of channels
<TMH_> and they only actually care about two or three
<jmx> define a fuckton?
<Thuryn> ten times a buttload
<LPF> that's a metric fuckton
Comment: #geekissues
#15163
*** WiLD`stripped is now known as WiLD2`dummphuck
<Swarthy_Foreskin> wild, how was the stripping
<WiLD2`dummphuck> didn't get to it
<WiLD2`dummphuck> Nicole called
<Swarthy_Foreskin> bah
<Swarthy_Foreskin> damn women
<Swarthy_Foreskin> keep getting in the way of you getting your pants off
<Catalyst88> and theirs
<Swarthy_Foreskin> yeah
#2472
<ArAgOn__> Dyckert: If your parents got divorced, would they still be cousins?
#5431
<FutabaAoi> i know none of you shower
<Jakov> I shower 40 times a day fool
<FutabaAoi> golden ones dont count
#14045
<Rosipam> (is glad she has AOL now)
<Rosipam> ^_^
...
<Zack`> Rosipam?
<Rosipam> Hello.
<Zack`> When did you get AOL?
<Rosipam> A few weeks ago.
<Zack`> What did you have before that?
<Rosipam> Microsoft Internet Explorer.
<Zack`> Ah
<Zack`> What do you like about AOL?
<Rosipam> It's faster.
<Zack`> Wow.
<Zack`> What was your old Internet connection?
*** Rosipam (quickchat@=RWNRPD119P.ipt.aol.com) Quit (Connection reset by peer)
#60446
<Celestar> I can't believe this
<Celestar> I'm sitting in front of my screen with a magnifying class an count pixels
<Prof_Frink> 1020..1021..1022..1023! The bastards!
#14750
<gee-1> we should market heart monitor devices that're like implanted. so if you die, it'll remotely run a program, to like make your computer log in, get on irc, and msg your friends that you're dead
#53959
<Drehiel> I tried to get info on Jesus
<Drehiel> (16:13:34) -NickServ- Jesus has been forbidden and may not be registered or used.
<Drehiel> But God is allowed...
<Drehiel> Holy shit
<Drehiel> NickServ is an orthodox Jew
<Drehiel> =X
#33217
<Fenris> My mom found me perusing bash.org and looking up quotes about incest, and was like OMG!
<Fenris> Now she actually goes there regularly to make sure there aren't any new text words that have been searched for
<Fenris> I saw her looking at the site yesterday, and was like, "WTF??"
<Fenris> And she said she was just checking to see what kind of stuff I look at online.
<Fenris> I swear, someday I'm just going to rape that bitch.
<ctone> ...
<ctone> now theres a quote for bash.org
<Fenris> Don't you fucking dare.
#11918
<neritz> you're not canadian are you?
<Oozeman> =o
* Oozeman stops mid-sip
<perfekt> no, sadly, i'm a nebraskan ;(
<Oozeman> whew
#820
<TwiLyght> Toby on @#gayphonesex @#gaydads4sons @#gayteensex @#gayboysex @#gayteenboys
<TwiLyght> ack!
<TwiLyght> you dirtied my computer with /whois toby
#6833
* Logan learns how to say no to requests of programming assistance.
<loop> uh oh
<loop> that sounds bad for everybody like me
#5302
<@BitS> LordViper is serious about not playing multiplayer games, he even has sex by himself :/
#7334
<NihiMetal> I saw my first porno when I ws 11
<NihiMetal> It had tons of lesbian sex and stuff
<NihiMetal> I use to think that women did that shit with each other all the time
<NihiMetal> You never look at your mother and the preachers wife the same after that
#29915
* dark_gift strikes george michael pose again
<Sutekh> dg, you have a perfectly round bottom!
<Sutekh> scientists calibrate their instruments with it!
#57848
<Yoshi> 28. [Harvest Moon 64] What is the name of the puppy that the potion shop owner and his grandkids kept?
<Yoshi> Here's a hint, J
<J> wat
<J> wats my hint