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#20014
<limejuice> i wish mirc was able to sort the userlist according to level of stupidity so that i could just highlight the top 5 or so and click on ignore
#379
<Ash> Anybody can get a girlfriend, just like anybody can get a job. Most likely he has a "minimum wage" girlfriend.
#55726
(@Tenor) man
(@Tenor) I got owned
(@Tenor) hardcore
(@Tenor) fucking myspace
(@Tenor) this shit with a crush calculator
(@Tenor) enter the full name of yourself and your crush
(@Tenor) press submit
(@Tenor) it emails results to the person
(@Tenor) gay
(@Tenor) why the FUCK did I fall for that one
#54338
Alex: whats cyanide?
GrimMisfit: it's what emo kids take for depression
#1625
<TasmBoy> does anyone have the source code to windows?
#28330
<KenBX> Ok, so I needed to download WinRAR... so I found WinRAR on some xdcc... After it downloads I realize that the setupfile is in RAR FORMAT.
#32109
* ikkenai changes topic to 'STOP SUBMITTING MY QUOTES TO BASH.CX YOU FUCKING IDIOTS'
#310167
<TheGreatSparky> Well over the last 100 years we have made such insane medical and technological advancements. I mean, we have X-Rays and ultra sounds, we can replace hearts and reattach limbs, and we can even perform operations on the human brain. How is it that with all that in mind, shoving a finger up a somebody's asshole is STILL the best method to check a prostate?
#37537
<DReW24> ugh, it's so hard to find a place that puts messages on shirts.
<DReW24> all I want
<DReW24> is a t-shirt that says "daddy's little whore" on it
<DReW24> and some bitch at Copy Machine was like, "I don't think your father would approve of that"
#310139
<mroman> how do i rotate the cube?
<boily> you click in the emptiness and drag.
<quintopia> boily: this sounds like a philosophy of life
#1577
<ccowboy> @chanserv took over my chat-room!
#4442
<amit> there was a girl in my english class who had a lord of the rings bookmark. she looked at me, then at the bookmark and said "Bilbo's so hot!" and put it in the cleavage between her breasts.
#153297
<travish> you're gonna get her hooked on amphetamines
<travish> rofl
<TheShining> you can't get hooked on adderall
<TheShining> i've been taking it for like 3 years
#26311
<FunG¦away> and i dont dress quite like the other boys
<Logic_BomB> "what are you wearing?" "a kilt" "no man thats a skirt.." "its a kilt im telling you..." "uhhh its pink, has flowers and shoulder straps" "its a prety kilt"
#29664
<sendai> where the heck do you find a 6litre bottle of coke
<sendai> ah...
<sendai> tis a 2l bottle
<sendai> dana photoshopped it to say 6l :p
<danamania> tis tis
<Kreator> same place you get those giant novelty bears from
<danamania> photoshop has giant novelty bears?
<goodby> yes!
<goodby> Filter -> Other -> Giant Novelty Bears
#299429
< ChOwToo> elle, did you really understand the augmented Turing machine argument the other day in that other channel? Or were you just pretending?
<@elle> what?
* ChOwToo feels relieved
Comment: #VerbalAbuse @ Undernet
#33880
<wardrobe> well that was fun
* wardrobe walked into housemate's room. I said "hey have you been painting?" as I could smell paint. he said "yeh" and then I realised I was leaning on a wall.
#50658
[10:42] chad: you now your an asset to a company when they bail you out of jail.
#14255
<D_Knight> I have return
<D_Knight> And i will not be denied(....dont ban again plz)
#50344
<che> there's a programmer's union?
<Wintermute> yes
<Wintermute> Local 100100101110101010010
#120835
<smxsy> 'i have forwarded this to the management team' = 'i have already deleted your email whilst wiping the tears of sadistic laughter from my eyes. thank you for contacting comcast customer support'
#4361
<JDigital> I have ops in #pyoko... I put it on my resume along with my Slashdot karma ;)
#9336
<Undertow-TOoL> You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is
#10010
* Shi-chan beats Tino down
<Shi-chan> DIE
<Tino> haha
* Shi-chan takes out a spoonn
<Shi-chan> DON'T MAKE ME USE THIS
<ilifin> there is no spoon
#25144
<Ebony> Did anyone else realize that the media-dubbed "The War Against Terrorism" comes out as "TWAT"?