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#34503
<TallestRed> WE MAKE HOLES IN TEETH! WE MAKE HOLES IN TEETH!
<BlasterDRP> british toothpaste company?
#3275
<cynica_l> i hate babies
<Gollum`> i hate people
<cynica_l> i hate you
<profett> i have 3 guns
<profett> we can solve some problems
#296081
<urbex> neat....Niagara Falls is ~12,000 years old
<dopey> what was there 12,001 years ago?
<Bunsen> The interesting thing about Niagara Falls is the way it's been eating its way up the river over those tens of thousands of years.
<Bunsen> When it gets back to Lake Erie, it'll pretty much drain the lake and reduce it to the Erie River.
<niteshad> Bunsen: that'll suck for all those ports along Lake Erie, like Cleveland.
<dopey> niteshad: Not at all. It just means that cleveland can expand north like it has longed to do for ~12,000 years.
<Bunsen> niteshad: If we're not shipping goods in fusion-powered spacecraft by the time it happens, then we suck as a species and deserve the fate of having to build more Cleveland.
#9091
<Nomel> i'll have to bring it over later today...we can go for a ride...
<Nomel> its funny stopping fast in front of people...cause there like..oh shit...its a pinto...its gunna blow....but that only works on old people...
<Nomel> cause the young ones dont know what pintos look like...
#2732
<im3t8> my last nightmare was of my computer trying to kill me
<Apathetic> really?
<im3t8> but in the end it was just the mouse
<Apathetic> maybe that's metaphoric for something
<Apathetic> :/
<im3t8> its a microsoft mouse
<im3t8> :/
#21989
<Volt3kker>whats cntrl + F do on boot ?
<RogueFoxx> initates the self destruct sequence
<scot> it does?
<scot> is that what it really does?
#7601
<Felix1> i just got 2070 on ski
<lud> I finished Minesweeper ... custom game, two mines I mean, out of 500 squares
#33659
<Pischk> im infected with something nasty dont accept anything from me
<Brisby> Pischk: How about money?
<DJ_Elfen> not even cash?
<Hurtful_Wolf> what about money?
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#48434
<Seraphina> it is so cool to watch a snake eat something that is 4 times the size of its head
<Seraphina> I wish I could unhinge my jaw so I could fit huge things in my mouth.
<Seraphina> gah
<Seraphina> wait
#54288
<Nero> Hey, C, have I by any chance told you my story about the Amish buggy?
<Gwendolyne> No.
<Nero> Once upon a time, me and a bunch of friends are headed to my friend's house about an hour away. We get off the highway, and because we're in Bumfuck, PA, we end up, behind, of all things, an Amish buggy.
<Nero> So we're behind this stupid-ass Amish buggy for several miles, and it's going at like, 10 MPH or some shit.
<Nero> And then it makes a turn into a store.
<Nero> Guess what store.
<Gwendolyne> Walmart?
<Nero> No.
<Nero> Advance Auto Parts.
#47834
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<mikester> must go now 1 alienware area51-m laptop. price 550 includes sameday shipping, case, wireless router and ipod mini = blue, message mcsltd2@hotmail.com on msn or justmikeeh on aim if your interested
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<live> i certianly could use a severely underpriced laptop being advertised over the internet through IRC
<live> i smell no scam
<pinin> no way i msged him first!
<pinin> BACK OFF
<live> ITS MINE BITCH
#23176
<japh_l> Hm. Tax return. Perhapse I'll buy a GPS tomorrow.
<vroom> I fully support that idea
<Macphisto> Your motion finds support within this collective.
<Macphisto> Proceed.
#37265
* ankleteeth looks for good pr0n
<Eldritch> tell me if you find any o_O
<Eldritch> good porn is like... 5 leafed clovers
#303699
<William> i just find it strange how life is so much about spending money now on the chance of saving money later
<William> we insure everything
<William> i have three kinds of home owner's insurange: one to protect me if i lose my job, one to protect the bank if i lose my job, and one to protect me if someone gets hurt on my property
<William> same thing for cars
<William> also life insurance
<William> health, dental, vision
<William> it's crazy
<William> at some point in order to break even, i'm going to have to start injuring myself on purpose ;-)
#302899
<Pryoidain> What are you trying to hide?
<asaph> Nothing that needs encryption, I just want it to be tricky to find.
<Pryoidain> got a separate /tmp partion?
<asaph> of course.
<Pryoidain> unmount it then copy shit to /tmp. It will actually copy it to the /tmp directory on the ROOT filesystem. then when you remount /tmp, the directory becomes a pointer, pointing to the real one, but without removing any of your files in the physical directory on the root system.
<Pryoidain> No one will ever find them unless /tmp fails to mount, or they're looking for it. even if they're looking for it, they'll see them in /tmp and assume their garbage, that is if you name them right.
<asaph> ...that's fucking genius.
<Pryoidain> I know, I've been hiding my porn under the /boot directory for about 3 years now.
#1739
<Slyfox> I want to make a FPS that mixes the geo-mod techonology of Red Faction, the finesse and action of Max Payne, the gore and damage map feature in Soldier of Fortune, and the story and intrigue of Half-Life. I'll call it "Can't Fuck With This".
#63631
<chief> What other city does uk have apart from england
#28781
<Ab0mination> I sleep on a bunk bed yeah, which is only accessbile by a ladder and last night I must've been dreaming or something because I woke up screaming about my ladder being taken off my bed so I couldn't get down
<Ab0mination> And I dreamt that there was a badger sleeping at the end of the bed
<Ab0mination> So in sheer terror I jumped from my bunkbed down onto the floor at 3am.
<Ab0mination> I've now got to go to the vet to get my cat checked out because I landed right on him as he was sleeping on my floor and squashed him. (he's a deaf fuckwit)
<Ab0mination> My parents and sisters are not speaking to me.
<Ab0mination> Because they found me kneeling down beside the limp cat yelling manically at it and waggling my fingers at it like the Borg of Star Trek do.
<Ab0mination> Apparently I was screaming: "I am Locutus of Borg. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile".
#62493
<misterx> Want a pic?
<NoelCower> No.
<NoelCower> Unless it's a dickgirl
<NoelCower> And then only if she has two dicks
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#5533
<gobi> djcrom: most guys would prolly jump on it and put a bag over her head if nothing else
<djcrom> if anything you'd need like 15 condoms tho
<gobi> djcrom: or a full body condom
<djcrom> don't get herpes, get glad (tm)
#9605
<SaBaS> brb. food stuck in throat
#3703
[dodgey ] wow!
[dodgey ] somthing fucken weird happened
[dodgey ] i just deleted porn :|
#22703
<uSa-> does anyone know of something similar to PHPnuke, but not as complex?
<[bn]ennoia> Check the toilet, next time you use it.
<[bn]ennoia> that's pretty similar.
#9478
<Gothmog> bastard, foiled by my own stupidity
<Gothmog> again
#8534
<Ookey> it's the pop ups that I just want to rip out of the computer, and stomp on repeatedly
<Ookey> especially when, like the one I just had, the only way to get rid of the 10 or so that you have + ones that are opening every 2-3 secs is to close down all of ie, and loose any pages etc that you have
<JtHM> are you going to that 'YES, I AM LOOKING AT GAY PORN' page?