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#1764
<Morris> what a dick
<iln> are you looking at gay porn again?
#15680
<PetrDoubt> Geez, I'm going to have to set up a procmail filter to deal with
employee farewell notices.
#43753
<MumblyJoe> minor skin grafts can be performed on pigs using strips of bacon
#23734
<Peeps> Is it just me, or is it a bit odd that Neo saves Trinity's life through a REALLY bad clipping error?
#3388
<Ponder> He found a better job, got a new gf.
<Ponder> All because he stopped smoking
<tragic> i need to start smoking, so then i can quit and all sorta good shit will happen to me
#37751
<Fuzzi-Fox> Mox: us gay guys have a high council we report to monthly, for every full conversion, we get a toaster.. you ever wondered why most gay guys homes -always- have a toaster with bagel smart (tm)?
<Jamorum> Wow...Damn...I'm straight and I want a toaster...*pouts*
Comment: #LiveYiff
#309104
<Killswitch> nananananNANANANAN I CAN'T HEAR YOU
<powersurge> Killswitch: is that how batman ignores people?
#25373
(Amanda`) I think random orgasms would get old after a while
#230486
<OOPz> 'who had flown from American to give evidence' - the independant
<OOPz> does nobody proof read any more?
<wiseman303> no
<wiseman303> they have spell cheque!
#723
<thom> CTCP VERSION: DICKS 2.0 OS, 69 K OF FREE ASS SPACE
<cstone> ALLOCATING PRICKS
<rbw> AHLGUAHGLUHALGUHAGUHAGLUHAG I SEEM TO BE HAVING A BUFFER OVERFLOW PROBLEM HERE PEOPLE
#16758
{Plag} i liked women at 13
{Plag} even 11
{Pest} i liked woman since third grade
{Beat-Boy} ive liked men since i saw your sister
#237075
<Yahoo> God, don't you hate it when the internet seems to be exhausted?
<Yahoo> The feeling that there's nothing left to do on it.
<Yahoo> Nevermind, found something
#12395
<@Blackout> is it ok to masturbate and irc at the same time, what ya guys think
<@fragge> dont aim your cum on my nick
#149797
<PSOAddict> ugh. I even have all of the requisite social skills to be liked, according to wikipedia.
Comment: #xkcd
#310229
< wushin> your art is very good
< bagzie> I hate it more and more each day
< wushin> that just means you're an artist
#21982
PunkRocks64: we watched Matrix 1 in chemistry today.
PunkRocks64: and you know how Morpheus says the beginning of the end was the creation of AI?
EventuallyAdonis: what about it?
PunkRocks64: he says basically that the what started the machines taking over was human's fascination with AI..
PunkRocks64: and.. have you noticed that like 99% of our population is infatuated with American Idol .........
EventuallyAdonis: that's deep
#68954
<MrZodiac> oh man
<MrZodiac> this is so awkward
<MrZodiac> This girl who I boink now and again is in an open relationship with a dude I knew in college
<MrZodiac> This past weekend she and I made merry, and I threw ropey jets of jism all over her and some of the furnature we were making merry on
<MrZodiac> And I used a towel to clean her and the furnature off
<MrZodiac> So the guy sends me a myspace IM today asking me which towel I used
<MrZodiac> ugh
<MrZodiac> I feel weird
Comment: #bifemunix on EFnet
#324
<anihil8r> hmm.. when you were in school did they ever say that you were special?
#76413
< Swuave> Scopophobia is a fear of being looked at.
< Swuave> LOL, i'de like to see someone with that fear.
<@SantaBJ> they wouldn't.
#5522
<lerk> yeah, fat girls are fun sometimes
<lerk> especially doggie style
<fate-> slap em and ride the waves
#57648
Pan Man 120: you know what sucks?
Pan Man 120: i thought yesterday was april fool's
Pan Man 120: so i went around april fooling people
Pan Man 120: and they were like "its not april fools dumbass"
Pan Man 120: but i thought they were trying to april fools me
Pan Man 120: so i didnt look at a calendar
Pan Man 120: this would explain a lot
Pan Man 120: i was like "get a fucking new line guys its getting old"
Comment: April 3rd
#53212
<Glass_Joe> god I'm such a nerd
<Glass_Joe> I was reading online about this ring from lord of the rings called "the dwarven ring of power", and how it supposedly augmented their fighting abilities
<Glass_Joe> and I said to myself "Haha, it's got +5 to strength", then I laughed like a donkey.
#289288
[middle of december]
<Wuffles> I just got my subscription confirmation for my MySQL course of November, 24
<Wuffles> How about that for timely delivery
<wouter> Wuffles: lol.
<wouter> thats quite early if its for next year. :)
<Wuffles> it isn't, alas :-)
<Wuffles> wouter: it gets better: the young lady answered that it was because they had trouble with their database :-D
#298261
<fetsuto> before there was private browsing, i used to use internet explorer for porn so i wouldn't clutter up firefox's history
<fetsuto> now i get horny every time i open ie
#29246
<outlawpoet> building your own girlfriend is not masturbation unless you can accurately predict her actions