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#300852
<ranc0r> IT Rule: When Symantec buys a product, it goes to shit.
#18804
<GnuVince> wanna know my brother's new CS handle?
<Kint> L33t killa Monster dude -=[y0]=- ?
<GnuVince> nope
<GnuVince> SupaAlien King Glenn Groenland
#56459
<@the_unknown> watching the history channel, tis a show on "the antichrist"
<@the_unknown> just went to a commericial break with the messag
<@the_unknown> message
<@the_unknown> "The antichrist is brought to you by Lexus"
<@bockman> haha
#232309
<Jenny> Wrath comes out on my birthday :3
<Cerbis_Latran> yay
<Jenny> it's like Blizz are saying "happy birthday Jenny"
<Jenny> "have a piece of crap that crashes every ten minutes until it gets patched in three months"
<Jenny> "that'll be 30 euro"
#2473
<ringy> my mom says shed date me if she was my age
#3681
<rivvah> dude, he's from montana or some shit. 17.50 would buy a new house
<Ouroboros> What's a house?
#38030
<@littlewolf> how come all babies in anime are fat and annoying?
<ReynardTodFox> because if they were thin and sexy it would be a problem?
#28873
<Nameless[Breadanics]> stay away from my girlfriend ds!!!
<DS-uni> Nameless[Breadanics]: the zoo is far from here, dont worry >:)
Comment: #tavern / worldirc
#15177
[Mills] these new headphones of mie with a lead nearly got me in the shit last night, was watching some porn at about 3 am at pretty high volume and I got up and walked away, the speaker crashed down on the floor but thankfully the headphone jack didnt come out :)
#297665
<Strengths> I have this huge zit on the side of my nose :/
<subcontinental> Paint it gold or silver and it'll look like a peircing
<Strengths> that's ... brilliant!
#6387
<yabba> I fucked a homeless man today
<xsneakerx> was he cute?
<yabba> no.. but he had no shoes... and his feet were clean.
<yabba> I think he may have been jesus.
#1595
<k-rad-bob> i think we need to like develop a bit further as persons
<Prae_> just as i thought
<k-rad-bob> i cant imagine what life would be like with no arms at all
<k-rad-bob> irc'ing with a spoon in your mouth
<Prae_> LOL
<k-rad-bob> no masturbating
<k-rad-bob> spending life on a quest for weird chicks who'd pittyfuck you
<k-rad-bob> or like team up with a legless chick
<k-rad-bob> imagine the sex
#60641
<shardz> my friend wrote a "compressor" in perl yesterday
<shardz> but instead of compressing the file, it just deletes it and replaces it with an empty file and sends the message "Oops! Compression failed!"
Comment: irc.esper.net #ednos
#73499
<qedft> So I'm a nerd right
<qedft> And I was playing counterstrike 1.6
<qedft> Which I made a (buggy) mod for
<qedft> And so I had no life at all
*** cached sets mode: +b *!*@host62-7-101-176.btinternet.com
*** qedft was kicked by cached (stop repeating yourself)
#41708
<davidmccabe> I tried making a parody of crappy techno. The problem is, it's indistinguishable from real crappy techno.
#35205
<LabRat> google is smart so I don't have to be.
#33834
<pyro> I remember when I was younger this chick wanted me to give her a hickey but i didn't know how.. so i went on google
#26278
<KArmA-> imagine someone sliding a cold, very long, narrow hose up your ass
<phr0work> it can't be worse than a man's finger
<phr0work> ugh
<KArmA-> um
<KArmA-> trust me
#22373
<Pioneer> "40gb, you will never fill that"
<Pioneer> then something calld 600k cable came along
<Pioneer> and lanpartays
<Lazesharp> 80gb, ill never fill that...
<Lazesharp> thats what i said before i remembered that i didnt have a life
#279961
<EricTheRed-> i just got a great idea, i can use my laptop to keep my pizza warm
<EricTheRed-> just put the box under the laptop and compile something
<`WarpKat> ...
#309106
<Zirak> So, I began to install Arch Linux. Had some problem with the booting device, but it happened before, no biggie.
<Zirak> Fixing that problem made a bigger problem. Which made a bigger problem.
<Zirak> Eventually, arch told me "Bailing out, you are on your own. Good luck."
<Zirak> Followed by a kernel panic
#304862
<FuegoFish> Natural Weapon basically has the following options: imitating an Arcane spell, or being a built-in Martial weapon
<FuegoFish> which means that yes you could have gunhands if you wanted
<FuegoFish> or a crossbow for a dick
Comment: #partyhard, irc.synirc.net
#34131
<CkDead> YUo
<CkDead> YUO BASTARD
<CkDead> YOU STOLE ;p FROM ME
<tweak> ;p
<CkDead> god damnit
#21843
<Kwangawoo> yawn
<Darien> wang
<Kwangawoo> leave your wang out of this.
<Darien> out of what, specifically?
<Benjamin_> Darien loves to stick his wang where it doesn't belong.
* Benjamin_ glares at Darien.
<Darien> sorry Ben, it was dark, I couldn't see what I was doing
* Benjamin_ shoots Darien in the face.
#7418
<[KoG]^Deeshay> I'll beat you when I get a modem that isnt controlled by a rat in a wheel