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#34689
<tharaka> my computer said "shutting down in 60 seconds"
<tharaka> and i set the clock back to the 1st of april
<tharaka> and now it says "shutting down in 4 days"
<tharaka> hahaha.. stupid microsoft
<tharaka> oh fuck!
* tharaka (tharaka@c210-49-185-160.werrb1.vic.optusnet.com.au) Quit (Connection Reset By Peer)
#25576
* suicide6x packets stikys brain
<suicide6x> Now you are dumb
<Yottabyte> too late
<Yottabyte> Packeting stiky's brain would be like packeting a dial up connection
<Stiky> shut up
<Stiky> more like
<Stiky> 26k now
<Stiky> cause i smoked a bowl
<suicide6x> ha
<suicide6x> exploit!
#67456
<Shaezerus> Sep 21, 2006 Play-Asia.com Order #------- received.
<Shaezerus> Jan 01, 1970 Play-Asia.com Order #------- shipped!
<Shaezerus> Fucking timetraveling import stores.
<Koushiro> And it *still* hasn't arrived!
#57710
<orph> sigh, the sucky thing about open source is that people don't tell you when they're ripping off your ideas
<stuart> orph: just do what i do
<stuart> know that all ideas are yours and expect that everyone else is ripping them off
<orph> stuart: what a good idea. i'm glad i thought of it!
#60332
<Gorg> im 6'5"
<Gorg> ladies call me the gentle giant
<moses> ladies call me the genital giant
#4497
<rizen> uptime length is the geek dick
#13872
TX Luder : dude, i made "still fly" my ringtone, i am now officially the coolest person
BeHeMoTh101 : reality check
BeHeMoTh101 : what color are you
#2151
<Kashan> I've stuck plenty of stuff up my ass and it's never been anything but apinful
<Gayo> Kashan, there's a big difference between good anal sex and sticking things up your ass.
#53836
<NPR> HEY
<NPR> NICE HOUSE
<NPR> BE A REAL SHAME IF SOMETHING HAPPENED TO IT
<NPR> YOU NEED PROTECTION IS WHAT I'M SAYING
<NPR> "OOPS" INSURANCE
<NPR> THE SORT OF PROTECTION THAT ONLY A PUBLIC RADIO SERVICE CAN OFFER
* NPR knocks over your lamp
<NPR> OTHERWISE ACCIDENTS HAPPEN
<NPR> YA FOLLOW!?
#11009
<Mae|str0m> fuckensonofabitchdamnitalltohellfuckmedeadbastardofaprick.
<Mae|str0m> I just dropped a weight on my foot.
<Mae|str0m> FUCK.
<Mae|str0m> they should make those things lighter.
#27948
<hkhenson> we may need to modify the expected collision between our galaxy and andromeda
<finite> everyone lean left
#22213
Sinviras: Squeak got himself a g/f
Sinviras: ?
CVYSqueak915: yeah
Sinviras: grats
CVYSqueak915: thanks
Sinviras: what lvl is she?
CVYSqueak915: SHe has no internet
Sinviras: ....
Sinviras: dump her
#67322
< fr00t> hey you guys are gonna hate me for this but I'm wondering if you know of any serial box's for a windows, all the serial site infect cookies or are contaminated wiht porn
< orange8> contaminated with porn?
< orange8> i think you mean enhanced
#33200
<IceWizard> someone needs to make wine in cans
#52440
<The_Franchise> there were 4 girls working at each security check point at the airport in tokyo
<The_Franchise> 2 were handling bags and stuff
<The_Franchise> 1 was checking the xrays
<The_Franchise> and 1 was there to bow to you after you walk thru the metal detector
#11168
<ScumDog> I'm gonna descend into the popup hell of astalavista.com
<ScumDog> wish me luck
<R0SC0E> <scum's mom> what's this bang bus all about
#25648
<davidc> did you know this year in #lost
<davidc> the word 'i' has been said 27407 times
<davidc> but capitalized 'I' only 2613
<davidc> we're all lazy and illerate
<davidc> illiterate
<davidc> proved my own point there
#33367
* J4k3 rubs his superior AMD-based laptop, with 640MB ram.
* doc rubs J4k3 and doesnt bother with the details
* J4k3 puts the details in doc's eye
<doc> woot
Comment: #athlon on efnet
#8526
<helminthes> haikus are real gay
<helminthes> cause they put limitations
<helminthes> on syllables used
#19054
in #teen
[itstomEK] 20-m-melb.pix msg me for a chat 8)
[DiZ] 20 omg , ure ot a a teren
[DiZ] banz0r him
[Jon-] i would, but i'm still trying to decipher what you just said
#151875
<Jex> we made a mmo game where you are a member of a popular development team with an army of a few hundred clients demanding updates and the goal of the game is to prolong development as long as possible without getting e-murdered
Comment: #tremdev@freenode.net
#308688
<^_^> I thought you didn't use B in Finnish?
<Bill> The thought of that makes me ill
<^_^> the thought of what
<Bill> Not having a B
#304619
<pharazon> being a conductor is like the closest thing there is to being a wizard
<pharazon> you just wave your arms and stuff happens
#34981
Topper always thought "concentration camp" sounded amusing. A load of Jews all sat thinking really hard about something
#30368
[18:29] <steve> next summer i intend to do the 37.3 mile timberline trail as an overnight trip
[18:30] <adam> <steve> and then the 3133.7 mile trip to HAX0RV1LL3