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#301362
<abrn> lol I just opened this letter and its a subpoena for treason
#28663
<jokkc> whatever
<jokkc> linux sucks ass
<Mettra> you don't even have Linux
<Mettra> by what means can you say that Linux sucks?
<Krasnaya> seriously
<jokkc> duh
<jokkc> it's FREE
<jokkc> why would it be FREE if it was any good
*Mettra falls over
<Krasnaya> oh the heathens, man
<jokkc> all the stuff is made for windows anwyay
<jokkc> duh
<jokkc> come on, people WINamp, just the best piece of media software anywhere in the world!
*Krasnaya laughs
*Mettra laughs harder
<Mettra> for one thing, jokkc - WINamp is ported to Linux already
<Mettra> and Winamp is 'FREE' just like Linux
<Mettra> dumbass
<Krasnaya> pwn3d
<jokkc> but that's beside the point
<Krasnaya> ...
<jokkc> shit
Comment: in #winamp
#55995
<Trai`Hwork> you know, 'real' communism is acctually a really good form of government...
<Trai`Hwork> atleast, that's what civ 2 told me
#37909
ben: Because she's sexy, and beautiful, and smart, and clever
ben: She was a cheerleader too, dude.
ben: Mmmm... mini skirt.
LivingTerrain: Mmmm... toms managed to build a rather nice system (Athlon Xp 2600+, Radeon 9600 XT, 512mb of DDR400, 2x80gb) for less than $1000
Comment: AOL IM session
#7344
<[werk]chin> i think its wrong for elderly people to be openly sexual at all
<[werk]chin> they need to be these asexual funnels of christmas money and bad driving
#299461
<fahadsadah> Write a small Windows application, that locks up and crashes (infinite loop or something).
<fahadsadah> Wait for the error report window to come up, but before clicking send, locate the report in AppData.
<fahadsadah> Fill it with the lyrics to Never Gonna Give You Up.
<fahadsadah> And that's how to rickroll Microsoft.
#55184
<Jame5> A cop was waving me into a random breath test thing at the side of the road, and as I got closer he saw I was driving a volvo and just waved me on.
#11428
<antix> i have a poem
<Lulu> share
<antix> its call "an irc life"
<antix> my bandwidth
<antix> i lag... i lag
<antix> i die....
<antix> the end
<fluxz0r> that was so touching
#11130
<InvalidUser> Its like my Uncle Eric used to say, he'd say... "IU, lookit
the ass on that guy" To which I'd reply, "I'm not gay Eric", and he'd say
"Oh yeah, sorry bout that" and we'd laugh and laugh. Then he'd try to
molest me.
#34181
<Paradidle> I wonder what a dog thinks right before it humps someones leg... "I dont know what it is, but I'm gonna fuck it."
#9128
(Striker): 42 is the answer to the biggest question
(Smoke): what question
#78867
<Atlas> I just realized something
<Digerat> hmm?
<Atlas> When I'm typing, my main hands aren't on the main how row
<Atlas> They're on WASD
<Atlas> Not even kidding.
#24405
<carhartt> I would hate to be a op around here. It's be like running a daycare center for "special" children, except without the feeling that you're doing something worthwhile.
#153061
-slushey- [Global Notice] Due to an unforseen shortage in operators, we will now be hosting a raffle to become an IRC Operator. If you would like to be considered for the possible (25) open positions, please /msg Tom and indicate your interest. Thank you, SynIRC Staff.
... ten minutes pass...
-Tom- The raffle has been a grand success, unfortunately, my message queue is now full. Please PM Excelsior if you would like to enter in the raffle from here on out. Thank you!
... ten more minutes pass...
-Tom- I hate my life stop PMing me
#8545
[@Gentleman_Junkie] Sure your ass will hurt, but its better than getting pregnant...
#45472
<ProfGlitch> hahaha, how ironic:
<ProfGlitch> "USA/Japan's [StarCraft] match ended in America's favor after their Terran player resolved two nuclear attacks on the Japanese team's main bases."
#52767
anotherpadawan42: I just upgraded my web hosting and now have 408 megs of free space
QreepyBORIS: Ooooh
anotherpadawan42: Dude I nearly jacked off looking at the free space pie graph.
#6959
<greg> I like bush, but i dont like Busch or Bush.
#8070
<whippy-X> Max Payne (the game) looks cool, but Max Payne (the character) looks like he's taking a perpetual shit
<whippy-X> and it's a bit of a ghey name too eh? Max Payne. get it? Max PAIN. very lame. how about he just calls himself Action Man.
#67276
* DreadPirate pictures the airline handing Mango a parachute and pointing her towards the door
Mango: DP: OI THERE! I'm very much male!
DreadPirate: oops :)
Mango: >.<
PinkFreud: at least I'm not the only one who makes that mistake. :P
DreadPirate: heh - glad to know I'm not alone as well
Mango: Hmm.
Mango: When you thought of me as a girl, was I pretty?
#60470
<Ina> got a problem with that file stuff
<Alex> what?
<Ina> yeah, always tells me that the files are too large
<Alex> well, send them separately or compress them
<Ina> but I've already pushed them closer to each other
<Alex> pushed them closer??
<Ina> yeah, on the screen, you know
<Alex> ???
<Ina> those symbols, you know, I've put them closer to each other, now they take up less room
<Alex> you've... pushed together... the images... the symbols...?
<Ina> YEAH! Now they need less space, don't they?
<Alex> ...*bangs head on table*
#310026
<Zemyla> Wait, wrong room.
<Zemyla> Wait, the wrong room was for the wrong room.
#240218
<MiracleBlue> I had the worst nightmare
<MiracleBlue> In my dream I was on the computer right
<MiracleBlue> And anyway, I was visiting a website and this pop up came up
<MiracleBlue> And installed malware on my machine
<MiracleBlue> And the porn king (you know that dude with the long hair and bald spot)
<MiracleBlue> His voice was coming from my computer
<MiracleBlue> Talking about porn
<MiracleBlue> I was like FUUUUCK
<MiracleBlue> And I immediately went to download.com and tried to download AVG
<Flawlessdave> That's not a nightmare. A nightmare would be if you were stuck with Norton
<MiracleBlue> Dear god
#8251
<AnneRobinson^> Do Canadians really like fart jokes for entertainment???
<shagman> fart jokes rock
<shagman> take this classic canadian joke for example
* shagman farts on IEatChildren
#1859
<C0chise> i think if you say "dogshit eating," then saying "dumb" is pretty much redundant