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#1042
<mazix> IAN VAN DAHL CASTLES IN THE SKY 8.99 Genre: SOUL/R&B
<mazix> Released: 12/19/1900
<mazix> Country: USA
<mazix> this song is older then i thought
<SJ7Trunks> haha
<Crom> AHHHHHHHHH
<Crom> MILLLENIUM BUG
<Crom> WE ALL GONNA DIE
* Crom hides.
#17067
<Fro> i thought you had 24/7 support
<@TEKnoFLVA> yes but that doesn't mean you can use it 24/7
#2618
*** QvtQht is now known as TomHanks
*** AMANDA is now known as MegRyan
<TomHanks> {S gotmail
#62589
< zeleftikam> i had a fuckin weird ass dream last night.. suddenly i realised i could wikipedia two things at once and that was somehow amazing, then i appeared in a dance club and this dj at a table had two record turntables except they were circular lcd screens and each had a wikipedia page, and as he scratched the screens back and forth different wikipedia pages flipped on them
< zeleftikam> and he was reading them
< zeleftikam> because he was Lord Nikon from Hackers
Comment: #null (irc.nullirc.net)
#33595
<Fonix> Windows told me to make a new password and I put in 'penis'...
<Fonix> and it said it was too short. :(
#32531
<DimaV> http://bash.cx/?search=Gothic_CatGirl&order=quote_id&sort=asc&limit=25&approved=0
<Gothic_CatGirl> Holy crap
<Gothic_CatGirl> That's a lot
<DimaV> ur popular
<DimaV> ur like a porn star, only we get to talk to u
#31763
<Rumpelteazer> have you ever drunk hand cream
<Rumpelteazer> I don't feel at all well
<Rumpelteazer> the original bottle broke, and all I had handy was my old coffee cup.
<Rumpelteazer> the bottle broke when I tripped over an old ps2 controller my husband had attatched to my computer for unknown reasons
<Rumpelteazer> and I returned to my desk with a big cup of coffee.
<Rumpelteazer> and I mixed the two cups up.
#45237
systm0verl0rd: i don't use 128bit encription, its unsecure. i use 127bit, so if anyone ever cracks it, my passwords will always be one character off.
storm-shadow: i hope to God you're joking.
#1763
<Jingoro`> ash has a personality disorder
*** Jingoro` was kicked by Ash (Shut up SHUT UP SHUT THE FUCK UP I DO NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!)
*** Ash sets mode: +b *!*yay@*.mw.mediaone.net
#13458
<psychicbug> I'm gonna find some third world country, and punch a store owner in the face
<psychicbug> he's gonna start swearing at me in some fucked up language
<psychicbug> and if I like any of the words I hear, I'll make it my new nick since this one sucks
#306023
< Obtuse> so the captain says live tesla coils at noon?
<@masterofmonks> That sounds like an odd choice of dueling weapons.
Comment: #thegeekgroup on irc.freenode.net
#28523
* Now talking in #freebsd
[dna`]: what's the difference between 4.8 and 5.0 in general?
<aaron-> .2
#50945
<Erika> WTF
<Erika> I JUST TOOK MY WATCH OFF...
<Erika> TO PUT IT ON MY DESK.
<Erika> EXCEPT I PUT MY SPOON ON MY DESK AND MY WATCH IN MY CUSTARD.
<Erika> FUCK
Comment: #snoopy on irc.double0.net
#55479
<bronze> You are in a maze of twisty little politicians which claim to be from different parties but actually are all alike...
Comment: in Freenode/##Linux
#25399
(XBL-im): i have adelphia/time warner wires running side by side
(XBL-im): into my room
(XBL-im): appartently my adelphia one is creating a magnetic field that send the transmition into the air
(XBL-im): high enough that planes can pick it up
(XBL-im): *i live near a huge international airport*
(XBL-im): anyways, the FCC was looking for the problem
(XBL-im): and they found me
(XBL-im): they gave me this 30 min bullshit lecture on how it works
(XBL-im): and then they offered me an alternative to cable
(XBL-im): lol
#307947
<Pryoidain> So I had this brilliant Idea to patch portage to support Regex....
<Pryoidain> Like..massive regex standard strings
<LtBrenton> @_@
<Pryoidain> and then just for curiosity I ran emerge --search --desc ***
<Pryoidain> This system sounds like a turbine and I've lost a shell >.>
#8218
<DotSPF> just got myself a shitload more lesbo porn
<killck> good?
<DotSPF> damn they have so much more fun when we're not around
#33221
<dekkon> when im in the military, i wanna be the guy who blacks out all the topsecret info
#38087
<niteshade> wtf, why is Pringles so popular in japan?
<blakat> the funky flavors, US only gets the regular, boring ones. I've never seen the Cheese and Onion ones outside of Korea though
<niteshade> regular boring?
<blakat> plain, sour cream and onion, pizza-licious, cheez-ums.. Those are the regular flavors..
<blakat> asia gets interesting stuff like: Pizza Margarita, German Bacon, Mexican Tacos, Spanish Salsa, Crispy Curry, Spicy Consomme, Cheese and Onion, Grilled Shrimp and Pepper...
<sendai> Because you can't eat just one
<gelfie> because MSG is addictive. its nicotine for food.
<blakat> and japanese love salty food
<gelfie> is that why they invented bukkake?
#10015
<RageATM> im allergic to porn it makes my dick swell
#46077
Consumed: what would be a very very uncommon way to autorun an app at startup?
Null: Get the user to do it. ;)
Comment: #C++ on Dynastynet
#29705
<Devion> i liked eminem, until i saw one of his videos and found out he was white...
#179
<BlackDeth> hatter doesn't like cocaine
<BlackDeth> he just likes the way it smells!
#6625
<@Greg> how do i start apps automatically when i log into os x?
<@desnarf> hit it with a hammer
<@desnarf> but you need a robot arm for it to happen automatically
#1585
<vortex502> 3+5
<vortex502> oops
<vortex502> thought i had the calculator prog. open