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#301880
<gmaxwell> I wouldn't be surprised if the net effect of the "don't pirate" notice is to cause a lot of people to think "wait— I could have gotten this for free?"
#18761
<drunkers> any of you sweet cookies wanna chat?
<Kathy102> hi
<drunkers> not you crumb
#21746
<spectre> fear, frank is one of power rangers.
<spectre> the pink one.
<Frank> spec shut up. I used to be red but my mum washed it at a too high temperature and it faded :(
#4451
<amoeba> mouse gestures = OMG IM TOO LAZY TO PRESS TEH BUTTONS ON TEH KEYBOARD
<@tr0n> HEY IF I MOVE IT IN AN S PATTERN AND THEN A ZIGZAG AND THEN A SQUARE SHAPE IT WILL TAKE ME TO FAGS.NET
#31488
* Now talking in #asc11pr0n
* Demented-Idiot sets mode: +o Segosa
<@Segosa> give us the ascii pr0n
<@Demented-Idiot> ( . ) ( . )
<@Segosa> omg
* @Segosa jacks off
#30523
<Supachikn> square and sony are based in japan
<Supachikn> and heaps of other game devs
<Supachikn> and anime
<Supachikn> and hot chicks
<Supachikn> and rally cars
<Supachikn> and nice motorcycles
<Demigoat> and all night whale-meat buffets!
#140944
<Dav Lister> Zedo, a half blind five year old african orphan,has to ride 7 miles a day to school with only 1 leg on a bicycle with buckled wheels and no brakes.
<Arctanis> Thats sad Dav
<Dav Lister> give a small donation of two pounds and we'll send you the video. it's fucking hilarious
#25171
<Feared> Everyone's against me.
<Feared> It's like my school is here.
#31198
<dudeXIII> you guys hear about that sniper in washington?
<dudeXIII> camping bitch D:
#220556
<superlanb0y> to everyone : i bought awesome transformer today
<veganonymous> I bet you went into the store and was like "oh no this is for my kid"
<veganonymous> and they looked at your transformer shirt and were like
<veganonymous> "yeah sure dude sure"
<EHG> that's what I say when I go buy girls panties
#3794
<kalani> Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed into a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death life is only a dream and we're the imagination of ourselves...Here's Tom with the weather.
#9545
<InSaNe-CON> how do u put irc always on top ?
<@arc|hw> ctrl alt del twice
*** InSaNe-CON (diamond81_@vdsl-130-13-138-107.phnx.uswest.net) Quit (Ping timeout )
*** InSaNe-CON (diamond81_@vdsl-130-13-138-107.phnx.uswest.net) has joined #r
<InSaNe-CON> umm alt cntrl delete restarted my computer
<@arc|hw> you must have pressed something wrong
#53548
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<beoba> DO BOOBS SMELL?
<Baku_Kui> you ever suspect that you walked into a room at exactly the wrong momment?
<Baku_Kui> I have a strange feeling like that just now.
#8527
<dr_rotcod> you know its days like these when you say to yourself, 'If I don't become famous, how am I going to kill these people and get away with it?'
#2580
<salaman> Tzuri3l: hehe, there's a reason I charge $450/hr you know :)
<M5sedan_> wow, you must give really good head to charge that much ;)
<salaman> M5sedan: want to try? 10 hour minimum , and no pull-back policy ... 50% upfront ... got the money?
<M5sedan_> no pull-back policy = you swallow? ;)
<salaman> M5sedan_: yes, and also means If you come, I still charge you the 10hrs :) ... LOL
#40674
<@lucid> I need something to do.
<@lucid> I dont start work until tommorrow
<@PJD> hrmm
<@PJD> watch porn
<@lucid> nah, thats a night thing
<@PJD> order some pizza
<@lucid> im broke
<@PJD> hrmm
<@lucid> hah
<@lucid> I have herb and diet coke
<@lucid> thats about it
<@PJD> go to a mall and tell kids santa claus doesnt exist
#3265
<HondaRace> ask shok and how much I charged him for his clutch
<HondaRace> ;)
<Shok> no
<Shok> i'm embarassed
<poste> how much?
<HondaRace> he sucked my dick
<Shok> i felt used and dirty after
<spicrx7> HR, he sucked mine for a stick of gum the other day
<spicrx7> you got ripped off
#5701
<ssptg> fuck i deleted msn again
<Straylight> good
<Straylight> did you get all of it?
#45563
<TheHeadlinesRead> hey guys who wants 2 cyber???
<FacadeofTime> Why do you want to cyber?
<FacadeofTime> Do you have a low self worth?
<FacadeofTime> Why cant you meet someone nice in real life?
<FacadeofTime> Do you think you're ugly?
<Vide0GameFreak64> No, everyone else does.
#11701
<Lt Hawkins> someone from 127.0.0.1 keeps trying to hack me!
<Podex> You should send them a virus to destroy their computer!!!!!!
#30393
<@kellyjo> old macdonald had a farm
<@SalvadorChicka> e i e i o
<@kellyjo> and on that farm there was a lobster
<@SalvadorChicka> e i e i o
<@kellyjo> with an <insert lobster noise> here
<@SalvadorChicka> haha
#6780
<DaScott> I want to be in the @home commercials, when they interview the dorks that use it "I can sure download a ton of porn!"
#8124
<korben> i have a very rich and satisfying sex/personal life!
<Iceman> self satisifying? :P
<korben> hell no
<korben> its a very varied sex life
<korben> sometimes i swap hands
#7412
<cromicus> they're all like "everytime you say the word 'sex', jesus cries and floods a town in a third-world country"
#32944
<JustAGirl> did i miss something here?
<KArmA-> were you sleeping?
<KArmA-> is your ass sore?
<JustAGirl> no on both counts
ð LabMonkey hides the vacuum hose
<KArmA-> then no
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