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#38809
e l i t e m r p: The Recursive Drinking Game is the best! Whenever you take a shot, you have to take another shot!
#310496
danlamanna: god
danlamanna: watching cspan online instead of on tv requires you to sign-in to your cable package
danlamanna: I can't even watch my own government fuck me for free
#46077
Consumed: what would be a very very uncommon way to autorun an app at startup?
Null: Get the user to do it. ;)
Comment: #C++ on Dynastynet
#30402
<@burzzzzzz> i must be drunk
<@burzzzzzz> i wanted to know what time it was
<@burzzzzzz> and to check if my arm pits smells
<@burzzzzzz> so i sniffed my watch and looked at my arm pit
#52702
GOTENKS75: i cant believe I have started listening to emo
GOTENKS75: should I just kill myself?
GOTENKS75: actually no
GOTENKS75: that would be the emo thing to do
#32744
<@tadashi-> i remember everytime chinese new year rolled on by
<@tadashi-> the teacher would make us do a parade through the school
<@tadashi-> and i'd fucking lead it cuz i was the only azn in my class
<@tadashi-> i was like wtf
#39079
<@Wegs> SHOW YOUR VOTE 2004
<@Wegs> IF you support John Howard for Prime Minister, please drive during the DAY with your headlights ON.
<@Wegs> IF you support Mark Latham for Prime Minister, please drive at NIGHT with your headlights OFF.
<@Wegs> Thank you for your participation!
#311675
<worf_> ... FML
<worf_> "how to prevent Edge from reopening a page after a crash?"
<worf_> 1. unplug your ethernet cable and disable your wifi connection
<worf_> 2. start edge, which wont be able to load the page that is causing the crash because there is no internet connection
<worf_> 3. close the offending tab
#3878
<nARcOtIC]> any of u know someone witha f ast internet connection?
<[ric]> me, suppa fast... so fast I can't even see the packets go by when I open the modem up
<nARcOtIC]> how fast is it?
<[ric]> so fast I can't even explain it
<nARcOtIC]> right
<[ric]> so fast that by the time I try and upload something it was uploaded 10 minutes earlier
<[ric]> stunningly fast, it is..
#7436
<DangerousBeauty> do u seeing me giving two fucks?
<Phuser> i see you giving everyone fucks
#2403
<goh> i've got this itching inside me that tells me i can beat you
<intra> like a vaginal itching?
<goh> intra: yes
<intra> just get some vagasil
#26337
<RageFury> 1-800-Wheelchair.com looking for Web Dev. ASAP (Williamsburg, Brooklyn)
<RageFury> I guess they will be interested in server side push technologies.
<RageFury> Their clients can't move themselves.
#7870
=== Action: eltawater RAGES at easynet
<eltawater> HOW DARE YOU DOUBLE DEBIT MY ACCOUNT, THEREBY SENDING ME 250 QUID INTO THE RED, AND THEN HAVE THE BALLS TO GIVE ME A COURTESY CALL ASKING ME WHETHER I AM GOING TO RENEW MY CONTRACT
<MetalJoe> problem?
<eltawater> you could say that
<MetalJoe> heh
<eltawater> it's a good thing I've got my credit card now, otherwise I wouldn't be able to pay for anything
<genie_> damn those irc subscription fees
#4858
<Puff-working> I play the banjo..never learned fiddle..but I might someday.
<Puff-working> and I can make a harmonica sing.
<Unfor|Work> I play the CD player
#294927
Jones: I had no idea that in the latest patch they added a confirmation box for /gquit
Maero: ahahah
Leggoes has left the guild
kyush has left the guild
#39712
<DaedalusXXX> I figured out a way to rid america of stupidity once and for all
<Gibo> we're english, it isn't our probem and we don't care
<cetra> lol
<DaedalusXXX> instead of desks, in schools they should have electric chairs, and every time someone says something stupid, they get 20kv up their ass
* DaedalusXXX was kicked by cetra (BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT)
<Gibo> hahahah
<cetra> Sometimes I hate myself :D
* DaedalusXXX has joined #gtforum
* cetra sets mode: +v DaedalusXXX
<DaedalusXXX> eh, wtf?
#67514
< marnanel> getting an email from the people you wrote a database app for ten years ago to say that it's still working fine... is an awesome thing.
<@tberman> marnanel: did it have money in it?
< marnanel> the email? no.
< marnanel> nor, I'm pleased to report, did it say "Would you do some free consultancy for us?"
< marnanel> Ah, I remember that app so well. It was distributed onto laptops with synchronisation when they were docked. And it printed letters. And it had a built-in macro language based on Forth. And it was written in Visual Basic.
< marnanel> I was young and foolish.
Comment: #gnome-hackers
#8721
<pritch> yeah well i do an english writing degree
<Linguica> do have
#13393
<argol> Argh... There are a cuople of CD's i cant find
<[HaT]Mhor> Go look for em?
<argol> They are in another room
<[HaT]Mhor> Well.. look for em in there?
<argol> erh.. the whole room is filled with cd's litterally. you cant go into the back of the room without some climbing. and i suspect the cds are in the back. =(
#11073
<SpunOne> To The Taliban:
<SpunOne> Give US Osama Bin Laden or we'll send your women to college.
<nersh> To the US:
<nersh> Leave us alone or we, the Taliban authorities would not hesitate to cut off America's supply of convenience store managers.
#30406
<iPBS> you know
<iPBS> there were billions of virus emails traveling the net last week
<iPBS> people were complainging about getting hundreds of emails in their inbox's
<iPBS> and i didn't get a single email virus
<slightly> me neither
<iPBS> whats that say about our popularity?
<slightly> :(
#7323
<Kisa> Don’t laugh, but every once in a while I try to check if I by any chance have superpowers. For some reason I always try telekinesis.
<Kisa> I look at something for a while, and try to move it with my mind.
<Kisa> and when I fail, I feel really stupid.
<Kisa> I was just wondering if anyone else does something like that?
<Kojedub> Yeah.
<Kojedub> I feel really stupid too.
* Kisa feels glad that he is not alone
<Kojedub> Not in relation to telekinesis.
<Kojedub> Just, you know.
<Kojedub> Stupid.
#2290
<eldee> finding wiring diagrams on the web isnt fun at all
<eldee> because.. you really dont find any wiring diagrams
<eldee> just porn.. how wiring diagrams and porn can be confused in a search engine, i've yet to discover
#300288
<c|oneman> did you ever meet this person that was so cheerful
<c|oneman> you've said to yourself
<c|oneman> I think this person would maintain the same face even when being fisted anally
<Urz> I don't believe I've ever thought those same words, no
#310194
<madk> The interpreter uses an unbounded tape size, but due to technical limitations will stop being unbounded if the tape size reaches 2^63 cells.