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#29915
* dark_gift strikes george michael pose again
<Sutekh> dg, you have a perfectly round bottom!
<Sutekh> scientists calibrate their instruments with it!
#7124
<Chum> I told them I was a 16 year old female that would put out if given a beta account.
<da_slog> NOOOOOOOOOOOO
<Kash> yea, i'm going to be female to
#33081
(fleet): I had a bad sexual experience last night
(fleet): I cut my penis on a jagged vagina
(nme): that wasn't a vagina, I told you to stop fucking those goddamn pepsi cans
#28852
<Mr_Rabies> that is proper
<Mr_Rabies> woot.
<Parak> mrproper?
<Parak> did you make a booboo in your source tree? :/
* Parak stabs self
* technodrone stabs Parak
<Mr_Rabies> oe noes
<Mr_Rabies> parak committed seppuku
* Mr_Rabies bukkake
* Mr_Rabies bukkake
<technodrone> you need like, 20 guys for a real bukkake
<technodrone> and youre just one, small, man
<Mr_Rabies> <technodrone> you need like, 20 guys for a real bukkake
<Mr_Rabies> <technodrone> and youre just one, small, man
<Mr_Rabies> not if you have 20 penises
<Mr_Rabies> all arranged in a circular pattern.
<janitorbob> but do you have 20 prostates
<Temujin> or don't fap for 20 days to save up
<technodrone> penis gatling gun ?
<Mr_Rabies> no they're like
<technodrone> like cow's utter ?
<Mr_Rabies> a bunch of penises... in a WTF WHY AM I EXPLAINING THIS SHIT
<Reptile> i knew i should have just closed irc
<technodrone> it stirrs up chan's interest
* Defenestrator comes back to the channel... and quickly leaves again
#29442
<obso> christ
<obso> you get drunk and make out with a guy
<obso> and all of a sudden all of irc is on yer ass
<obso> my girlfriend thought it was cute.
#49907
elegidito: wow man people IMing me i dont even know
XDeathbyBladeX: That sucks
XDeathbyBladeX: Or maybe not if they're hawt
elegidito: well thats what im wondering
elegidito: i think she might be hot
XDeathbyBladeX: haha
XDeathbyBladeX: NICE!
elegidito: lol
XDeathbyBladeX: I get to revert to my old ways
elegidito: oh man, i think its my cousin o_O
#108807
<Stueh> Dear Penis,
<Stueh> I don't think I like you anymore.
<Stueh> You used to watch me shave, now all do is stare the the floor.
<Stueh> It used to be just you and me, a paper towel and a dirty magazine. You know, that's all we needed to get by.
<Stueh> But now it seems that things have changed, and I think that you're the one to blame.
<Stueh> Oh penis, I don't like you anymore.
* Penis blinks
<Penis> Dear Stueh, I don't think I like you anymore. 'Cause when you get to drinkin', you put me places I've never been before.
<Penis> Why can't we just get a grip on our mand to hand relationship? Come to terms with truly how we feel? If we put our heads together, we'd just stay home forever.
<Penis> Oh Stueh... I still like you... Let's work on it...
<Stueh> Dear penis, I think I like you after all.
<DamnedPixie> Man... that was touching
<Stueh> You're telling me...
#29625
<J3anyus> just got done playing gunbound
<J3anyus> kthx
<Hatter> what is that j3
* gloone (martin@terrorist.se) has joined #ramen
<J3anyus> it's like worms
<J3anyus> but it's free
<J3anyus> and better
<gloone> are you talking about masturbation again?
<gloone> it's all you do in here
#44942
<[sync]> Windows Services for Unix destroyed my windows installation
<[sync]> Microsoft: this is what you get, traitor
#14632
<Adie> I could see pinching pain but fire pain?
<Adie> owwwie
<Cel|Work> its quick
<HeiWork> you just need to moisten the breast a little so the vaporizing liquid absorbs the heat instead of the breast
<HeiWork> really, there's hard scientific reasons for why i need to lick your titties
#31235
<Kaelic> Broadband, although more expensive than dial-up, is actually saving me money through excessive piracy.
#3634
<tyne> my life consists of 2 things
<tyne> music
<tyne> and debt
#70701
<rm-rf> !8 die of starvation or eat lunch
<Willow> rm-rf: die of starvation
<rm-rf> damn
#6759
<Superf0Rk> you're cute.. i'd do you :D
<Superf0Rk> i'd do my bed if it had a hole in it too but anyways..
#304082
<Count> i put QDB and bash on my reader too :)
<Count>: now in 12 months time when bash gets one new quote, i'll be ready!
Comment: #batcave on Austnet
#39783
<Pryo> yeah right
<Pryo> its 3 feet tall'
<Pryo> QUICK
<Pryo> HOW DO I CANCEL WINDOWS SHUTTING DOWN
* Pryo (~Pryo@Pyro.users.WhatNET.Org) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
Comment: #maddox on irc.whatnet.org
#15618
<Icaby> i think im like 5'1 260 <Paul_Bunyan> Cool, a human sphere
#310594
<rymate1234> z33k33 is trolling imo
<walle303> s/troll/z33k33
<PikalaxALT> walle303: rymate1234 actually meant: z33k33 is z33k33ing imo
<walle303> A sleeping POKeMON blocks the way!
<Renb> s/^.*$/butts/
<PikalaxALT> Renb: walle303 actually meant: butts
<Renb> s/^.*$/\nQUIT :butts/
<PikalaxALT> Renb: PikalaxALT actually meant:
* PikalaxALT has quit (Quit: butts)
<Renb> LOL
Comment: abusing a sed script.
#2132
<DigiGnome> doesn't play properly. The White Stripes one.
<Thom> Ach. Dang.
<DigiGnome> Unless it's MEANT to sound like a cat trying to shit wasps through a sewn up asshole.
<puchiko> It is.
<DigiGnome> Ah. A Slipknot cover, then.
#30065
<@MrSaturn> Friend of mine goes to Fry's
<@MrSaturn> He obsesses over it
<@MrSaturn> He's like
<@MrSaturn> "OMG I FRIED MY MOTHERBOARD! HOORAY!"
#16081
<McBob> THIS ROOM LACKS FUNNY
<Stickman_Retard> lol
<McBob> IT CANT HAVE FUNNY IF YOU SAY LOL TO "THIS ROOM LACKS FUNNY"
#51075
<Affinity> You're friends with james, therefore you must have a double-digit IQ.
<[i2]dErF> i dont have icq
#39529
<Raxor> I love the way my mom bursts into my room while I'm masturbating
<Raxor> then when I suddenly lean forward to cover my genitals she stands there and pretends nothing happened
<Raxor> just looks straight at me and says "come set the table"
<Raxor> then she kept standing there until I finally said, "okay..."
<Borisyen> she was waiting to be asked to 'help out' bwahahaha
<Raxor> then as she was leaving I noticed I never turned the porn off, so there was some girl sucking on a dick on the screen the whole time
<Raxor> well bbl.. I've got to do some awkward table setting.
#29423
<pencap> HEY LOOK A DIVERSION
* Parts: pencap (~pencapche@12-229-68-133.client.attbi.com)
#20480
<asshat> went for lunch at the hardrock with a friend
<+mcfly> hardrock... is that the resturaunt where they serve you naked?
<asshat> went to the bathroom, was taking a piss, sneezed, and peed one the dude next to me's shoes
<asshat> sneakers
<asshat> Mark cuban wears Pony sneakers
<+mcfly> wait
<+mcfly> wait
<+mcfly> you peed
<+mcfly> on mark cuban?
<asshat> sprinkled his shoes
<asshat> from splashback from urinal
<+mcfly> BWAHAHAHAAH
<asshat> theres only 2 urinals in ahardrock cafe
<asshat> with a little divider
<+mcfly> thats cause they can't afford another
<+mcfly> but still
<+mcfly> BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
<asshat> I apologized
<asshat> and i didnt realize who he was
<morningbell> did he call you a cunt
<asshat> no
<asshat> he laughed
<asshat> then left the bathroom and he sat and read the paper
<asshat> i told the bartender what happend, he laughed his ass off then he told me who that waas