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#2220
<blazemore> where did you find this, sych0
<blazemore> did you just type in "crap" and download whatever came up?
#30648
<MikeH> mike@thor:/usr/local/subway > ./configure --prefix=/root/stomach --sandwich=sweet-onion-chicken-tariyaki --length=footlong --bread=italian-herbs-and-cheese --with-onions --with-lettuce --with-pickles --with-tomatos --with-jalapeno-peppers --with-banana-peppers --with-mustard --with-mayonnaise --with-sweet-onion-sauce
<MikeH> make
<MikeH> make install
Comment: Im...sooo...hungry...
#13018
<Effyis> oh crap...
<Effyis> i just dropped the dip on the floor
<gleep> Oh, well. Someone help KarbonCopy back up.
<KarbonCopy> me back up?
<KarbonCopy> what?
<KarbonCopy> HEY!
#311282
<AndyWojo> If I were coming up with a package manager, I'd name it just
<AndyWojo> 'just install tmux'
<AndyWojo> and instead of a -f for forcing dependencies: 'just fucking install tmux'
#45516
<gelfie> stupid cow at work threatened to report me for animal cruelty.
<gelfie> she's chatting in the cubicle next to mine with someone about Atkins. I said I put my cat on Atkins.
<gelfie> she goes on with this spiel about how it'll damage his liver, leech calcium from his bones, ruin his heard yaddah yaddah
<gelfie> stupid bitch. HE'S A CAT. HE JUST EATS MEAT. THATS WHAT CATS DO.
<gelfie> wish I could be there to hear the ASPCA rep on the other end when she calls
#315
<rick^> guys does anyone know what runs on TCP 31337? - something is listening there
#28934
<fred> oh yeah and he asked me " the naval service is a fighting force. how do you feel about enemy forces dieing as a result of your actions?"
<Chris[ni]> lol
<fred> i repplied with : " i wanna kill all my life. killing is why i get up in the morning. you got anybody to kill around here?"
<Chris[ni]> did he ask "how do u feel about dieing?"
<Chris[ni]> whist reaching into his coat?
<fred> yeah. i can't remember much else.
<fred> except the police cars arriving.
#16595
Silent4042: What's another name for child molestation?
SocialistNinja: Divine intervention?
Silent4042: What?
SocialistNinja: That's what my priest tells me.
#34376
<Prophet_Tenebrae> charles kennedy - is getting a lot of news coverage.
<Steveo> Richard, is he sober or something?
<Prophet_Tenebrae> apparently he doesn't have a drink problem.
<Prophet_Tenebrae> but quite frankly if you were leader of the lib dems, being wasted is about the only way you could carry on.
#18142
* DiscoFever ignores all you dicks
<Joelz> Good.
<Joelz> You shouldn't be looking at our penises anyway.
#41644
<@Unim4trix0> hey
<@Unim4trix0> i just realized
<@Unim4trix0> you can set your channel +ntsc
<@Unim4trix0> but not +pal
* Knogle is now known as Knogle_
<@Knogle_> freak
<@Knogle_> lol
<@Unim4trix0> i think theres a message there
Comment: Playing with new ircd/services features on DALnet
#1766
<BlackDeth> and why does my calculator smell like weed? :)
<EtherMan> BlackDeth: that explains it: your calculator is obviously high
#38812
<timmo> man i need a girlfriend or a fuck buddy
<timmo> because i need a back massage
<filth_> getting my back scratched is probably what i miss most about being single
<sxh> i don't give a shit
<sxh> turn my back to a woman
<sxh> probably get stabbed
#4730
(skankman) oaid, halo is when two gay guys put their dicks in each others mouths, but the rule is it cant touch the lips or tongue or anything. the only thing it can touch if anything is the tonsil, and they both do it at the same time, and they dont have sex until they do it perfect.
(Emo|Cuomo) GROSS SKANKMAN
(Emo|Cuomo) I MEANT THE FUCKING XBOX GAME
(skankman) yeah whatever, you sick fuck.
#237793
JZarnecki: So I hooked up with a girl for the first time in like a year. She wasn't anything great to look at, but I'll take what I can get.
JZarnecki: Her occupation was USPS delivery.
JZarnecki: We eventually get down to business and I'm fucked up drunk and wearing a condom, but still manage to cum almost immediately because it had been so long. I pumped like 8 times it was terrible. She was pissed
JZarnecki: Anyways, the next day when i wake up shes already gone and i shit you not, there is a "Failure to Deliver" notice from her stuck on my door.
EJAYwarrior42: Give me her new number, I need to invite her to the league of internet superheroes.
#299781
Hobbesy: Ghost, this is an intervention
Hobbesy: You're obviously a raging alchoholic
Ghostrider: No I'm fine
Ghostrider: why?
Hobbesy: No Ghost
Hobbesy: It has to stop
Ghostrider: *sigh*
Ghostrider: where did I post?
#13395
(akerom) anyone gota picture of a fat naked stomach?
(akerom) or a fat naked girl
(akerom) im making a comic of last night
#299429
< ChOwToo> elle, did you really understand the augmented Turing machine argument the other day in that other channel? Or were you just pretending?
<@elle> what?
* ChOwToo feels relieved
Comment: #VerbalAbuse @ Undernet
#6892
<fagg0t> I need no ignore list...I'm quite capable of ignoring people with my BRAIN
#62011
<Zok> One of my asshole friends got on my facebook account
<Zok> Because he has a key logger on his computer
<Zok> And I didn't know
<Zok> So he uses my acccount to post on MY wall saying
<Zok> Talking about how I'm coming out and shit
<Zok> And all my friends are like "well it's about time!"
<Zok> wtf?!
#8119
<arturo> so i shouldn't knock watching gay sex in a fish tank till ive tried it?
#44284
<rhyswynne> can you overclock a vibrator?
#6770
<Romhog> anyone know what an (edict 75) repeating error is in 3wctf?
<Superf0Rk> Romhog- yes
<Superf0Rk> Romhog- but i'm not telling you
<Superf0Rk> Romhog- until you comment on my nipples
<Romhog> they look like little stereo knobs ;o
#5324
<highdrow> when you finally get to the end of all the spam
<highdrow> it's kind of dissapointing that there isn't more to delete
<highdrow> ;\
#301268
Phoon: Well, I got my GRE tentative scores back
Phoon: Verbal: 710.
Phoon: Quantitative: 800.
Ros: How'd you do on the bikini part?
Phoon: Ros: Better than expected. Only two of the judges vomited.