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#27963
<ogw> I don't remember jack shit about last night, but I got the IRC logs :-o
#16975
Nazrag is away now to play Tea Fortress Classic
<Nazrag> thats right kids, Tea Fortress Classic
<TheRiff> sweetened or unsweetened
<Nazrag> sweetened, with crumpets on the side
<TheRiff> alright
#8750
<mantra> the other guitarist in my band owns my soul
<mantra> i sold it to him in third grade for a peanut butter cup
<mantra> he still has the little yellow paper
#15475
<Mnementh4> There are many things in this world that shouldn't be shewed upon...
<Mnementh4> and one of them just happens to be dark blue pens
<Mnementh4> Teh worst thing is, I bit my lip a little while ago,
<Mnementh4> so I think I just gave myself a tattoo...
#9358
<treph> when the topic is something that I care about? that's circular definition. sorry.
<ShaneBe> what do you care about?
<treph> I care when the argument considers present or imminent action.
<treph> and also when it's mathematical - in the old sense of mathematical
<ShaneBe> like whether or not to remove yourself from burning buildings?
<treph> yeah.
#76942
<Foxhill[away]> vista was released yesterday
<Foxhill[away]> 6 security updates released today
<Foxhill[away]> go go microsoft
<eranu> i thought its whole selling point was it was 'more secure' than xp
<Foxhill[away]> vista may be the most secure after Windows ME
<Foxhill[away]> cus no-one used that either
<Foxhill[away]> ME didn't actually spend enough time between crashes for a virus infection to kick in
#23691
< pete> i no how viscous chicks can get
#16617
<Deke> hrm
<Deke> thats scary
<Deke> that hot korean chic from the world cup
<Deke> was a man
<|WaR|> i knew it!!!!
<|WaR|> i kept telling ppl...the neck dammit
#295087
%rok3n> explain the 90s in one sentence.
@solaroperator> dildo: not just for women anymore
#76863
<Painezor> So I had to hand in this essay the other day
<Painezor> the topic was "The effect of the internet on society"
<Painezor> so I just handed in "I was going to do the essay, then I discovered the internet had porn" on a sheet of A4.
<Painezor> Long story short I don't have to do any more essays.
#16359
<knox> i used to use zippers but my foreskin got stick in it
<knox> i went to velcro and had some pubic hair problems
<knox> now i just wear dresses
#310227
<@NWH> Random thought: Do Facebook users who like the movie "The Social Network" get put on a secret blacklist?
#32501
<maff> those are the kind that end up being freaks
<maff> they just go nuts with the sex
<Badtz> yeah
<Badtz> after they break down and try it
<McMoo> that's how matt was
<McMoo> except with krispy kremes instead of sex
Comment: Discussing women who judge others for having sex
#7679
<[BoB]spencer> LOL who has seen the capture the sperm game?
<Sharp|DoD> i play it every day with my sock
<Sharp|DoD> woops
#14442
<harb> I wanna sleep. Forever.
<Danelope> Yeah.
<Danelope> Where is cryogenics when you need it?
<Danelope> "Wake me up in 50 years. Everyone I know will be dead."
<harb> There's this CryoLife company here that was hiring a sysadmin.
<harb> But they didn't email me back.
<Danelope> Hahah.
<harb> I was hoping that'd be part of the benefits package...
<Danelope> <harb> I was grabbing the latest debian pkg when something hung.
<Danelope> <harb> And now all of the coolant systems are down. And the pods are starting to melt.
<Danelope> <harb> ...
<Danelope> <harb> Fux0r.
<harb> hahaha
<Danelope> * harb runs away.
#2966
<FMJaguar> good, we don't have time for elitists here
* FMJaguar > all of you
#300532
<denz> experience says, a as2100 fits in the trunk of an audi a6 sedan
<jbenedetto> tnet2: dont be a pussy. just get a tow hitch and hook it up to the back of your car
<jbenedetto> :P
<LordNUniv> yeah, wear those piddly casters raw with some real road hauling
<LordNUniv> think of the looks you'll get driving on the highway with some huge server tied to the back of your car and being dragged along
<jbenedetto> hell yeah
<jbenedetto> people will know you mean goddamn business then
<jbenedetto> SRS E-BUSINESS
<LordNUniv> bonus points if something is dragging on the road and making sparks
Comment: Freenode, #classiccmp
#18162
Wangtangs2 <AUTO-REPLY> : taking a dump ;) >:o PUSH!!!
PRoGRaMMeRQ: I'm taking a screenshot of that and pasting that on my front website
#25265
<saunafrend>: you know, next time we're in a building thats burning down, and someone screams "GOD PLEASE HELP US!! IF WE HAD A SMARTMEDIA READER WE'D ALL BE SAVED!!" you won't think it was such a waste of money anymore, and i'll laugh as you burn.
#34170
(iSONEWS) [iSONEWS] Update in DivX: My Life *CLASSIC* released by MEDiAMANiACS (49 files, 08/12/2001) www.isonews.com/r/?155D256CD=
(`Thunder) whoa
(`Thunder) they released my life
(`Thunder) how did they tape all that?!
#17364
<+meb> after ten minutes of trying to get him off
<+meb> it did it automaticly..
<+meb> yay
#22113
<@RickBitch> If you break up with a chick, and u see her and her new boyfriend together some time, go up to the boyfriend and say
<@RickBitch> "Just remember, everytime you kiss those lips, my dicks been there"
#6155
<Mooglez> the lack of intelligent and cultured converstaion bores me
<Mooglez> laterz bitchez
#29694
<Bifrost> BROWN NOTE > *
<triple6> POO JAM!
<DJ-Pyro> I always pick the best times to maximize this window
#19765
(bigAl[work]): heh tiwanese technical support;
(bigAl[work]): "We think the PPPoE mission set has been incompleted by the router thing"