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#202
<DKMA> In seventh grade I was forced to take the SAT as this test thing,, long ago. I scored higher than the state average
<DKMA> I live in Texas though,, so it doesn't say much =)
<X15> there are ppl in texas?
#2140
<torque--> i can fart out loud in an internet cafe because everyones wearing headphones
#33407
<Monique> i reached a whole new level of internet geekdom.
<Monique> i was at quiznos eating my soup and i saw a car outside and its license plate said 911 AFK
<Monique> and i burst out laughing
#309494
<DeadStar> I have a general question that will sound kinda odd
<DeadStar> how do power buttons work on computers
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<DeadStar> Im looking in to having a rasbery pi host a web page that will turn on my big power hungry server
<SirWolfgang> it doesnt hold state, it sends a toggle signle on press
<SirWolfgang> which goes to the powersupple, normally brown wire on motherboard
<DeadStar> you think i coud just use a relay across the 2 pins of the power button
<myself> did you check the BIOS for Wake-On-LAN capability first?
<DeadStar> thats a good point
<myself> I mean, not to stop the wheel-reinvention party that surrounds any raspi project...
<DeadStar> didnt think of that
#31141
<IceWizard> time to call aol!
<IceWizard> cuz eye yam bored and their reps are fun to talk to
<J3anyus> IceWizard: hawhaw
<IceWizard> im serious!
<IceWizard> call them and say you heard about aol and want to sign up but dont know where to find a disc
<IceWizard> tell them they should make them easier to find
#8396
<kipozo> motardo: Lindows is installing from my D:\ but it's looking under my A:\.... looks like windows too much already
#31546
<J3anyus> i learned a very important mathematical equation last night
<J3anyus> huge amounts of orange juice + huge amounts of vodka = huge amounts of vomit
<homerj> then huge amounts of vodka = huge amounts of vomit - huge amounts of oj
<homerj> and then since huge amounts of vodka = huge amounts of potatoes , that means potatoes = vomit - oj
#30031
<KyleYankan> im not fat
<KyleYankan> :-(
<KyleYankan> I'm big boner.
<KyleYankan> uh....
<KyleYankan> typo.
Comment: heh..
#15024
<river> actually...i don't think there are many levels of monogamy
<river> it's a boolean thing
#42992
[@WhipSmart]: for every story you hear about a dog saving someone's life, there are probably a million where the dog just sat there and watched them die
Comment: Quakenet #funchat
#54699
alannapurple: My boyfriend's RA sold him pot.
alannapurple: Do you understand how this is inherantly wrong?
silknsteelcn: Yes
alannapurple: oh thank god, someone does
silknsteelcn: I can't believe you're going out with someone who smokes pot.
#341
<Felon> What is a leet? Is that a type of ferret?
#30929
<MeatLamp> they lie when they say that crack gets u addicted once - it took me 5 or 6 times to get addicted to the stuff
<garry> same with sniffing underwear
#28415
[1:24am] <help> my server is down
[1:24am] <help> username root
[1:24am] <help> passowrd:
[1:25am] <help> sad3@swd
[1:25am] <help> ip address;
[1:25am] <+RS-BrianV> help: stop there
[1:25am] <help> 207.
[1:25am] <help> me?
#11652
<Hammer[TECH]> There's a new band out called Earshot, who sound a good bit like tool.
<Hammer[TECH]> At first this bothered me, until my friend jack pointed out "would you rather have another band that sounds like tool, or another band that sounds like nickelback."
#11573
<Amit> I was going to commit seppuku but I accidentally commited bukakke
#22280
<MegamanX2K> C'mon, of course Bush is going to play it safe with Korea. Would YOU want to have your legacy tarnished by the world's bloodiest Zerg Rush?
#24015
<Medicore> BB later guys.. i'm off to Africa (South Africa)
<NotSoDamn1337Now> how long is later?
<Medicore> You know me with times: 1year 1day 6hours 19mins
<SGR> Oh yeah... only think about yourself.. i'm going to africa..
<SGR> you never throught onece about #peeps did you?
<SGR> thourght*
<Medicore> B.L.E.H
<SGR> :'(
* Medicore is /AWAY :: Gone 'to south africa' :: Back: ~366 days [Left: Jun10 @ 14:18] [PAGER off]
<SGR> If you die while being away i want your ops and your mp3's - put it in your will!
<NotSoDamn1337Now> why is he so damn impulsive?
<SGR> who cares..
#309232
<Odd> So someone from customer service at work forwarded me this e-mail: Â "Thank you for the confirmation of my book order, but you can save yourself and me a lot of time by not blowing up your schemes to 'help the environment.' Â What you call 'help the environment,' I call a Jewish communist plot to destroy nations and topple freedom. Â So spare me the smug rhetoric."
#44934
* eLe sends hordes of lemmings over HolyGoat.
<HolyGoat> lemmings are cool :)
<HolyGoat> my g/f has lemmings
<eLe> Haha.
<HolyGoat> seriously :)
<rioter> does she make them all blow up?
<rioter> cause thats what i used to do
<HolyGoat> heh no, not the computer game
<rioter> computer game?
#9291
<jre> I wouldn't eat dolphin. I refuse to eat anything smarter than me. Which is why I abstain from broccoli.
<AmbushBug> I would love to only eat things smarter than me.
<AmbushBug> ...
<AmbushBug> I assume the silence is all of you standing agape at the opening i left for all of you.
<jre> Ambush: It's too predictible. We want originality in our comedy.
<jre> ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US
#9955
<BiT`> I mastered most of ChanServ's basic commands in just two weeks
#193949
<Zachary> someone gave me an engraved rock for my birthday with ZACHERY on it
<Zachary> I mean first off you just gave me a fucking rock for my birthday
<Zachary> and then my name is on it and it's misspelled
<Zachary> of course maybe that was just the name of the rock
#13537
<Ajplus1> My plan is to make a steel ball, put my video games and chips in there, then roll myself into the ocean, where I'll be safe
<zardolf> how will you get out?
<Ajplus1> I don't think that far
#6613
<@arioch> the UT chicks looked too manly for my tastes
<@arftron> serious
<@meiso> wtf she is sexy
<@meiso> her beard is pure ripe for stroking