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#3005
<Raz0r-> My SAT score wasn't anything spectacular. It was only a 360
#2011
<Speef> man
<Speef> I have some killer gas
<matts> go to the terrorists... they'll need your help
#30415
<MeLearnin> Why does _Bunny always tell people he is going to bed?
* MeLearnin brb taking a shit....
#44579
<Relocin> i like how it's so noisy at work so i can just fart whenever
#36327
<timmo> people are crazy these days
<timmo> back in my day when someone fired you
<timmo> you went home and beat your kids
<timmo> and drank gin
<timmo> now people are shooting up their workplaces and shit
<timmo> i need to get a job so i can fire people
<timmo> YOURE FUCKING FIRED
<timmo> its like a real life +b
<timmo> id make that shit fun too
<timmo> "come in here bill, i want you to take a look at something"
<timmo> and on a white board id have hang man with
<timmo> _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
<timmo> and have him work it out
<timmo> "you are fired?"
<timmo> "thats correct bill. clean out your desk and be out of the building by 5, kthx"
#2545
<IceWizard> it doesnt take a girl to suck a dick
#6239
<BBKSleep> I got busy on thursday, it reminded me of why I don't get busy.
#8056
<evilbob> then you must not be gay!
<evilbob> because if you were, you'd be all over my ass like butter over hot rolls.
<McGrue> Is your ass *that* hot?
<evilbob> no, but it has its own atmosphere.
#4765
<m00cow> i'm downloading mozilla rc1
<m00cow> i wonder what its like
<m00cow> i hope mozilla uses its firebreath on microsoft
<m00cow> then eats microsoft
<m00cow> then poos micro soft poopoos
<DCBastard> uh-huh
<DCBastard> how many cones have you smoked tonight?
#294656
<drac> I was in a public restroom today and the box that contains the toilet paper rolls has a side that can't be seen until you're sitting down
<drac> so I wrote "I pissed all over the toilet seat" on there
#32726
<timmo> i could have eaten a dictionary
<timmo> and shit out a better plot
Comment: #geekissues
#3887
<KNG_SNK> ok i was at work today
<KNG_SNK> and two ppl were missing...
<KNG_SNK> and this guy's office was locked
<KNG_SNK> but i knew there was someone in there... VERY quiet too
<KNG_SNK> so me and some buds went over to the next building
<KNG_SNK> to try to peek in
<KNG_SNK> and man... they were goin at it
<KNG_SNK> but we could clearly see humping action
#8296
Under the fence: if your mom were a farm animal, she'd be a sloth
Hobbes659: a sloth isn't a farm animal
Under the fence: damn it, theres gotta be a sloth farm somewhere around here
#300984
<Sancdar> i knew a guy named ace fabionaire or something like that, he had two brothers and a sister - king, jack, and queen
<Sancdar> good thing his parents stopped or they'd have a hard time
<Fax> well, they didn't
<Fax> but they aborted it into a royal flush.
#33394
<BlasterDRP> when i was three, my dad called my mom a slut once in a restaurant, because they were both joking with each other, and he said it kinda silently... then i shouted at the top of my lungs MOMMY'S NOT A SLUT SHE'S A WHORE
Comment: irc.starfusion.org
#121036
<SimonJester> myself: Yeah. I have a fascination for all things Tuvan. To find even a minor phrase book is something amazing.
<purge> I'm a fan of throat singing.
<purge> No idea why they call it that, though, since it's all in the tongue.
<SimonJester> It's not all in the tongue. Some of it is in the back of the throat.
<myself> fuck. Why is this channel +t ?
#56571
<AlexFili> i am a n00b, what do u expect?
[...]
<Bjarni> AlexFili: you need to learn stuff to reach the n00b level
#57727
<Grendel> I just got handed to torch of OH&S rep for the branch
<Grendel> Under humourous circumstances
<Grendel> I cut myself on a de-burring machine, yelled "FUCK" and got myself a bandaid
<Grendel> Our OH&S guy Damo said "You know where the bandaids are? Maybe you should be the rep instead of me"
#304088
<Onyx> playing hide and seek with a cat tis harrd
<Onyx> he never acts surprised when he finds me, it's always just like "*sigh* I knew you were there from the start ... stupid human"
#8738
<AndrewB> I've played the Expansion Pack for about an hour and a half, and I'm already boAGH GET AWAY FROM ME YOU MOTH
#37790
<simon-say> CNN is reporting that Lance Armstrong may be stripped of his 6th Tour de France title.
<simon-say> In a random check for banned substances, three were found in Armstrong's hotel room.
<simon-say> The substances banned by the French that were found in his hotel room were as follows: (1) Toothpaste, (2) Deodorant, (3) Soap
<simon-say> The French officials also found several other items which they had never seen before, including a testicle and a backbone...
<simon-say> Earlier reports that French Government officials attempted to surrender to Armstrong as he entered Paris were apparently erroneous.
#22932
<sampson> rad, that link crashed my browser in the middle of booking a flight
<sampson> EXCELLENT
<sampson> THANKS!
<aves2k> sorry if your browser doesn't support new Internet technologies
<aves2k> like JPG
#28937
<Kitsa> there used to be one doc who would put apple juice in a urine collection cup
<Kitsa> and walk into the patient room
<Kitsa> take a big swig
<Kitsa> and say "tastes fine to me"
<Kitsa> I always wanted to secretly switch it out with real urine
<Kitsa> the spit-take on that one would be great
#28977
<danamania> oh this is lovely - mum went to the vet to pick up sasha, and bought a few things back. I'm looking over this bottle of pet shampoo thinking I'd do kokomo's coat.
<danamania> The back of the fricken bottle says "Not tested on animals"
#32814
<Capaneus> I'm still on "Learn FreeBSD in 24hrs" and I've been reading it for a week.