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#243551
<Zabbage> I used to do drugs in the 70's.
<Zabbage> Now I don't care what the temperature is.
#1841
<]km[cugar> i tried to make hammer pants out of garbage bags
#39850
(Kirushi) stone should buy an amish webcam
(Abshurban) you mean a window?
#267616
<vels_7> My computer was beginning to run slow, so i decided to reinstall windows. I have my own xp serial but no cd, so i downloaded one, and formatted the computer.
<vels_7> ...
<vels_7> then i realized that i had forgot to burn the cd.
#1322
<MadMAxJr> they should replace /kick with /stab
#21600
<Casper> I gotta shit..
<Casper> But I'm lazy.
<wex> same here
<wex> im at 65% shit level
<wex> 100% is when i shit my pants
<Phucker> haha
<Casper> I'm at like 73%
<Casper> and rising
<Casper> (I'm eating)
#3807
[bytraper] they are my family.... I love them like they were my own, I couldn't part with them for less than $20
#31826
<Dj|Work> If you don't have a console, the only thing you'll know of is MotoGP
<oPless> why does pizza just go straight through me ?
<chise`> I haven't had a cup of tea or hot chocolate in 2 days!
<Dj|Work> Quick! Non-sequiter boy! To the rescue!
#298648
< Dave2> h*tp://www wristbands.co.uk/wristbands-textag.htm is the bands, fwiw
< amee2k> wtf? they have wristbands that you crimp onto your arm?
< amee2k> i'd feel like a piece of ethernet cable if they did that on my arm :P
< PeanutHorst> you mean you don't feel like a piece of ethernet cable normally?
< fow> I don't. I only have one male end. I'm actually okay with that.
#56254
<[4D]Prontera> ..I wonder if how you drive indicates what your IQ is ;)
<Blade|> i guess you drive slow to represent yours
#52533
<SaxxonPike> so i'm wiring up this playstation to db25 (parallel) converter.
<SaxxonPike> since i'm gutting out an extension cable and resoldering, the solder gets funny with new wires.
* turm0i1 has joined #idle
<SaxxonPike> and every time it was like...
<SaxxonPike> i couldn't get it to fit
<SaxxonPike> it just wouldn't wrap around like it was supposed to.
<SaxxonPike> no matter how hard i tried pushing it in, it was pretty damn resilient.
<SaxxonPike> and when i did get it in, it flowed over the edges sometimes.
* turm0i1 has quit IRC (Quit: Saxxon, get your fucking mind off your primal urges just ONCE THIS WEEK PLEASE. I got NO time for that shit cause I'm at work)
<SaxxonPike> solder is a funny thing, you know.
#4257
<dodge> fuck, thought somthing was wrong with my 's' key then, it kept repeating, looked down and it turns out i had my finger on it
#26297
<Xerox|Studyage> Personally, I'm not too fond of hermaphrodites. They have more than the recommended amount of penis for a girl.
#28708
<Fox> monty
<Monty> ibot?
<iBot> Monty?
<Monty> lol
* iBot laughs out loud
Comment: Monty and iBot are bots
#61924
<MadMax> Which is a better question to spend time and money thinking about:
<MadMax> How was the universe created?
<Catch-22> or, Are those real?
#22317
<eidos> INFINITE/2 = middle, DUH
#61230
scanty@SPARC: wtf am i bleeding for, i totally did not cut myself todayt
mmadia: scanty@SPARC , i'm surprised your parents never told you this ....
#317
<Megumi> hahaha ASL nate :P
<NtG> yourage + 1/if you = female { me = male } else { me = female }/surrey
#45404
<theProject> anyways, is it just me, or is badget badger one infinite loop?
<LoneGamer> badger badger?
<LoneGamer> it's always been an infinite loop
<theProject> MORONS
<LoneGamer> the badger badger soccer/football is an infinite loop with a counter
<theProject> bloody bleeping hell, someone linked me to it and told me "check out the ending, it's really funny"
<theProject> so i sat there for ten minutes
<LoneGamer> it's times like this i wish there were a rofl smilie
#34737
<`michael> If Socrates were to observe American government in theory and in action, I believe he would find elements of justice and elements of injustice. I make this tempered statement not because I wish to put platitudes to paper, but because there are shortcomings in a representative democracy, some of them designed, that serve to reduce the possibility that power will be abused. That “shortcomings” provide for a reduction of abuses may seem
<`michael> what the hell am i talking about
Comment: #geekissues EFnet
#4013
<Joshua> how's the recording going?
<Joshua> or the whole band thing i guess... haven't heard much as of late...
<Lexx> like a dead paraplegic snail, nailed to a dead paraplegic badger that has been cemented into the foundations of a building
<Joshua> umm... was the snail dead before it was nailed to the badger?
<Lexx> they were both stillborn
<Lexx> as were their parents
<Alamias> Sounds like my sex life
<Joshua> wow...
#309106
<Zirak> So, I began to install Arch Linux. Had some problem with the booting device, but it happened before, no biggie.
<Zirak> Fixing that problem made a bigger problem. Which made a bigger problem.
<Zirak> Eventually, arch told me "Bailing out, you are on your own. Good luck."
<Zirak> Followed by a kernel panic
#42441
EvilAngel remembers, a long time ago, when his bf at the time answered the door knowing it was jehovah's witnesses. naked. and... wet. :)
<EvilAngel> I remember hearing *door creak* "yyaah?" "Oh MY! I'm... soo sorry!" "No, no dude, it's all right, we just came, come on it!" "UhhNO! We'll.... come back later!"
<EvilAngel> "..... You SURE? We have enough lube for everyone!!"
#32504
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#4680
<Raize> can you guys see what I type?
<vecna> no, raize
<Raize> How do I set it up so you can see it?