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#29473
<xpro> sweet, just found 13$ in some dirty pants
<pimp> who was wearing them?
#31955
* Hyou-Chan[draw] (kyoshyu@Admin.Nightstar.Net) Quit (Quit: Every night, you come when I sleep; you touch me; you suck me; you enjoy it, and then leave me to suffer... Goddamn mosquito!)
#11322
<RunninRaven> I don't think I have once asked Jeeves a damn thing
<moestavern19> I asked him once where i could find some kick-ass porn
<RunninRaven> What did he say?
<moestavern19> he said kickassporn.com
#29360
<MP0werd> sweet, labor day!
<MP0werd> no school
* MP0werd immediately starts procrastinating
<Colin> I'll do that later
#53534
Anony-X>so its dark right
Anony-X>and theres something wet on my shirt
Anony-X>my imediate thought is gravy left from tea
Anony-X>so i lick it
Anony-X>turns out i sneezed earlier...
Anony-X>=[
Anony-X>this is the worst new years ever.
#48300
<tumnus> i just set my clock the easiest way ever
<tumnus> i waited until it was midnight then i plugged it in and left it
#10820
<mdgslve> Zeek the only good thing about sheep is if you get em close enough to a cliff they push back really hard :)
#7693
<Phuser> fuck me.
<FadeJade> Why
<Phuser> i have no good reason
#33213
*** Signoff: disp (Killed (NickServ (Ghost: disposal!disp@syru229-149.syr.edu)))
*** disp (disp@syru229-149.syr.edu) has joined channel #fark
<disp> i am fucking stupid
<disp> from my experience
<goatasaur> took you long enough
<disp> it was on auto reconnect
<disp> i did it manually
<disp> while it was reconnecting
<disp> and then i sat on the server
<disp> thinking i was in the channel
<goatasaur> no, i mean it took you long enough to figure out you're fucking stupid
Comment: #fark on irvingnet.net
#285772
Betty!: he's engaged?!?!?
Erik: haha i dont know how serious that is
Erik: its facebook, not real life
Erik: i mean if that was true then i'd suddenly have a lot more lesbian friends
#7749
<ViViD> Dude I'm still getting 20ms pings!
<RTT> err thats normal
<ViViD> Yeah but I just doubled my upload bandwidth!
<RTT> Yes?
<ViViD> Well why hasn't my ping halfed?
<RTT> Dude doubling your upload bandwidth wont affect your ping
<ViViD> Shutup you geek
#28857
<VeryCoolCat> oh god, im gonna watch out what videos i download on the net
<strangled-cake> why?
<strangled-cake> MPAA subpoena?
<VeryCoolCat> no
<VeryCoolCat> i got a bad porno
#235037
(@Iridium) I had a weird dream last night.
(@Iridium) similar to the email shit, a paparazzo managed to get high res, incontrovertible pictures of Sarah Palin on a farm fucking a horse.
(Lid) she was fucking the horse? as in she was wearing a strap on behind a mare?
(@Iridium) No, she was up under him.
(@Iridium ) I kinda figured normal people wouldn't be concerned with the details of that part.
#307080
<aNavi> i like my women how i like my video games
<dd7> 12 years old and made in japan?
<aNavi> yes
<aNavi> ah, fuck
#4844
<jjz_> One point I had a MS Agent reading IRC windows while I'd play halflife
#6430
<TwoEight> heh, i dont even know how to hack a system
<TwoEight> i am always amazed when i hear such stories
<TheBigZ> hell, half the time I can't get into my own damn box, much less someone elses
#7004
<@Logan> I think my roommate has a strong aversion to taking out the trash.
<@drini> kill him
<@drini> ok maybe not a good idea
<@drini> you'll have to take out garbagetwice
<@drini> as often
#12395
<@Blackout> is it ok to masturbate and irc at the same time, what ya guys think
<@fragge> dont aim your cum on my nick
#303746
<K-ain> i got fired from blizzard
<pub|k> late again?
<K-ain> they dont like their own language used against em
<K-ain> but they said it was because of "poor timekeeping"
<K-ain> i was constantly late
<K-ain> i guess i crossed the line when they rang me to tell me theyre waiting for me to show up for work
<K-ain> i was like, 3 hours late
<K-ain> i was like 'dont worry ill be there'
<K-ain> and they asked me when ill be there
<K-ain> and i just said 'in blizzard terms?.. soon'
<K-ain> they told me not to bother coming in :(
#29454
<jeebas> seems like i have quite a few kids on ebay
<jeebas> err bids
#18730
<sprite> blah
<sprite> outlook died
<sprite> uh oh.
<sprite> outlook's really dead
<barr> you underestimate the power of the dark side
* sprite watches outlook slowly corrupt her applications
#317
<Megumi> hahaha ASL nate :P
<NtG> yourage + 1/if you = female { me = male } else { me = female }/surrey
#28301
<BADGER> I wonder what Shakespeare would say if he ever was transported to our time and discovered goatse. "HIS ASS! This beige monstrosity mocketh me at every turn. Woe is my eyes. I owe apologies to my retinas, for such a curse have I endured on them. Woe! Woe!"
#12864
<usagi> "As for religion and science, I'm placing a restraining order, Religion must stay 500 feet from Science at all times."
#11184
<LordViper> Atarax: in all honestly, we don't care what you do in your spare time, however if it has entertainment value, we like to hear it