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#8844
<marius_#acknak> Prosecutors, quoted by the Associated Press and Reuters, also said the man was carrying a CD-ROM in his baggage that contained a training programme for fighters wanting to wage "holy war."
<marius_#acknak> I wonder if this training program is based on the quake engine.
#28977
<danamania> oh this is lovely - mum went to the vet to pick up sasha, and bought a few things back. I'm looking over this bottle of pet shampoo thinking I'd do kokomo's coat.
<danamania> The back of the fricken bottle says "Not tested on animals"
#4583
<Spesh> It takes skill to climb the corporate ladder on your knees.
#7845
.... I love the way Microsoft follows standards. In much the same manner
that fish follow migrating caribou.
-- Paul Tomblin, alt.sysadmin.recovery
#34924
<lolboy> she can't hear because of the penisbirds
<@Pi> lol
<@penisfish> they go CAWK
<@penisfish> CAWK CAWK CAWK CAWK CAWK CAWK
#12433
<DarkPhan> humm... i want to find some software that will track eye movements on a webcam
<Spooky42> www.fbi.com/shareware
#36675
<fatlilbug> If my second cousin is totally hot, is it alright so long as we use protection?
<ZekeMcN> fatlilbug: you're from arkansas, aren't you?
<fatlilbug> kentucky :/
#22932
<sampson> rad, that link crashed my browser in the middle of booking a flight
<sampson> EXCELLENT
<sampson> THANKS!
<aves2k> sorry if your browser doesn't support new Internet technologies
<aves2k> like JPG
#13970
<TrashCanB0B> Oregon
<snowchyld> isnt orgeon a cookie ?
<snowchyld> wait
<snowchyld> thats an oreo
#961
<berzerker> my girlfriend is lucky because i enjoy giving oral sex
<Ash> She likes to watch, eh, berzo?
#25168
<CrackZ> I'm gonna be getting a new boss soon too
<CrackZ> its a power hungry female
<CrackZ> ya know the type
<CrackZ> her 'can do' profile is going to clash with my 'can't be arsed' profile
#301599
Jingleboy: Love how the Business version of Vista has "have fun on your PC" unticked
#54313
<Dewfus> I'm hungry...let's eat stuff!
<Hoop> Hooray!
***Dewfus is now known as Dewfus|Cake
***Hoop is now known as Hoop|Soup
***Shack_Wheel is now known as Shack_Wheel|Cheese
***Moflucker is now known as Moflucker|Pussy
#34160
<Blah_x> it says i am the computer administor
<trippah> i feel sorry for your pc
Comment: #php efnet
#296722
* bermejo (n=bermejo@151.Red-83-61-11.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net) has joined ##freebsd
<bermejo> hi all
<bermejo> how do you split hdd of 500GB in partition for mail/web server ¿?
<silverblade> Precision cutting with a junior hacksaw
<hiredman> I draw a line and toss the hard drive into the air
<hiredman> what lands west of the line is for the web, east for the mail
<silverblade> high powered lasers
<ecmuller> in all seriousness though
<ecmuller> ninjas
#306745
<pheand> she asks me about jehova witnessing and i told her i was jewish; she goes, "it's okay, I'm lebanese!!" with all the zeal in the world spouting from her
#11701
<Lt Hawkins> someone from 127.0.0.1 keeps trying to hack me!
<Podex> You should send them a virus to destroy their computer!!!!!!
#21815
[ak_] I'm moving to linux
[ak_] good bye cruel world!
#18653
[ssinct] how do you spell the light sabre noise?
[quxx] bzhhzhhh
[crc1] phszzzzt
[quxx] zazazaza
[ssinct] sznnnnnnggggg sznnnggggggggg
[phantom1] cough cough
#2095
<JDigital> We need our own Dance 4.14 bot.
<JDigital> *Dancer
<MrSede> A dance bot..?
<MrSede> Do a random Kirby dance every few minutes?
<MrSede> ..while telling the weather
<Brentai> <(^_^<) (>^_^)> It's fucking hot!
<MrSede> Forecast for today will be cloudy [*bust a move*] with a slight chance of [*booty shakin*] rain
<MrSede> If the weatherman were more like that I'd watch the News more often
#280960
Yan: This one time i was at a girlfriend's house
Yan: Spent the night there and everything went well
Yan: It was like 11:30 and we were in her basement and i was tired as hell so i told myself ill nap for like 30 minutes and then leave
Yan: I woke up and it was like 7:30 am. So i wake the girl up, she freaks out and asks why the fuck am i still home. She then tells me to leave and get out quick by the window.
Yan: Great idea except i had this oldschool Datsun 510 track ready that was so fucking loud i couldnt leave with it.
Yan: She wakes her parents up and tells them i slept over and nothing happened bla bla. Her dad comes out of the bedroom.
Yan: This guy is BIG ex military deep voice just plain scary. Looks at me and says "hey come to breakfast with us" i of course just wanna bounce. He insists and says "whats wrong? Had too much desert last night?"
Yan: I don't even know how i left after that.
#52790
dusty whats the medical term for an asshole?
teh_moth president of the united states
Comment: #Love_and_nature on irc.aau.cx
#2538
<Bizzy> say Æ Ø Y
<DAL9000> Æ Ø Y
<DAL9000> easy to say
<DAL9000> f00
<DAL9000> ¸ß
<DAL9000> say that.
<Bizzy> ¸ß
<DAL9000> õ þ
<DAL9000> now that
<Bizzy> õ þ
<DAL9000> now say this:
<DAL9000> ß|ZZ¥ |§ ª е/\/\ߪ§§
<Bizzy> ß|ZZ¥ |§ ª е/\/\ߪ§§
<DAL9000> bahahaha
<Bizzy> what?
<Bizzy> damnit
#7124
<Chum> I told them I was a 16 year old female that would put out if given a beta account.
<da_slog> NOOOOOOOOOOOO
<Kash> yea, i'm going to be female to
#3855
<imsoemo> i should sell information on how to join irc on ebay
<imsoemo> FOR ONLY $3 I WILL SHOW YOU HOW TO TALK TO MORE ARROGANT ASSHOLES THAN YOU EVER DREAMED
<CaliburX> Just make it sound complicated and expensive
<CaliburX> Have you ever wanted to talk with other sophisticated beings like yourself for free on your own personal computer? With this 42 step guide your dreams will become a reality and your life will be forever enjoyable.
<CaliburX> Only $99.99 plus shipping and handling