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#6442
<redhook> <--- 22
<redhook> and I got a 7 year old on my nuts, how pathetic
<redhook> s/7/17/
<redhook> that looked bad
#304921
(DemonHeadx) Anyone know of a minecraft server host that can host about 1$ per player?
(Weltschmerz) A server that can host dollars is called a safe
#14409
* Mephisto is impressed of PrincessLeia2's knowledge of the Faustian religion
<PrincessLeia2> actually.... I just play Diablo 2
#307314
<amarainein> sudo -u bitch make sammich 2>/dev/null
<amarainein> that's how it's done
<robin> amarainein: Why do you want to become the bitch to make a sammich?
<amarainein> i was ordering her- oh, never mind
<amarainein> it's never funny if you have to explain it
<robin> sudo -u bitch is more like possessing her to make a demonic sammich as the walls drip with blood.
<robin> Lights flicker, and bitch suddenly finds herself making a sammich against her very will!
<robin> Yet charged to her filesystem and CPU quota!
<amarainein> exactly. and in /dev/null, noone can hear your screams
#444
<SYch0> >>> Spelling error in digdug. Suggestions:
<SYch0> uiu 1. lamer
#29931
<Mr_X> I once went fishing with K0ffing and we caught syphilis.
<K0ffing> worst tasting fish ever
#1290
<Wazm> I was photographed in my natural environment today.
<Wazm> some photographers from the admissions office working on some brochure for UNF took 60 photographs of me programming
#305955
< Ifrit> In a way I find it insulting
< Ifrit> If someone doesn't take the time to write full words while conversing with me, I find it disrespectful
< Ifrit> and respect them less
< Wabbit98> wtf
#10665
HolyViper7: it could be worse :P
Ebyan: It could be better
HolyViper7: everything could be better
Ebyan: everything could be worse
HolyViper7: not oprah
HolyViper7: she cant get any worse.
#301161
<&Brat> So, I had an awkward moment this morning.
<&Brat> My dad found one of the pairs of panties that I keep lying around to dress up in sometimes, but this in itself wasn't why it was so awkward
<@TeTarga> They where wet?
< centaur> He tried them on?
<&Brat> I had had Emily over late a couple of days before New Years and we spent the night up in my quarters watching movies. Now, Emily is only just a little bit bigger than I am so it's plausible that the panties were hers, and that's what I think he assumed
<&Brat> And he thinks we had sex when she was over
< centaur> lol score.
<&Brat> So he handed them over and said "I found this in your laundry basket... good job son"
< centaur> He is like yay, you're not gay!
<@TeTarga> Hahahaha
<&Brat> It was just totally awkward. I wasn't sure what he was talking about for a second and then he said "Yeah, I used to take trophies too"
<&Brat> And I was like "oh yeah, totally" and came back upstairs with them
#8250
<Amenace> so your a fifteen year old girl that thinks my wife is hot, hang on while i have a wank
#3297
<HotStuff> FUCK YOU AND YOUR SEX HAVING WAYS!
<Genepoolshark> Wug is, Roger!
<HotStuff> FUCK OFF MOTHERFUCKERS!
<Bullywug> Hey!
<Genepoolshark> You and Wug are both virgins!
<Genepoolshark> So, you can get together and fix it. :)
#13395
(akerom) anyone gota picture of a fat naked stomach?
(akerom) or a fat naked girl
(akerom) im making a comic of last night
#1627
<Zonkto> I'll bet you could ski through a revolving door if you timed it really well.
#35085
<Rjx> my mom wrote out her shopping list and stuck it on the door
<Rjx> and my older brother in identical handwriting wrote "buy magnets" at the bottom
<Rjx> and now she's confused because she can't remember why she wanted to buy magnets
#17923
<Algorithms> DareDevil2002: I am saying I am wishing for stable woody
<PaC> Algorithms: perhaps viagra can help you with that
#751
[reidman ) why is there an ad for Windows Media Player on the Apple Quicktime site??
[|Dan| ) god only knows why
[|Dan| ) and he's laughing
#311325
<gambl0re> imagine riding a uber in detroit...probably get shot
<jaawerth> meh, places are never as dangerous as people say they are
<jaawerth> also if an uber driver shot me I'd leave them a terrible review
#279763
<Infidel> hey i have about 50+ foreighn ips connected to my comp
<Infidel> should i be worried?
<Sky> what port, what protocol?
* Infidel hat die Verbindung getrennt (Ping timeout)
<Sky> yes, you should be worried.
#8741
<Doomaholic> my pad fell off, and i can play in an octave thats not supposted to exist
#2166
<grey> wow
<grey> i didn't realise afghanistan had enough infrastructure for two nights' worth of air attacks
#4097
<[ric]> pfft... oh, well when I am dead my gravestone will simply read.. http://www.geekissues.org/quotes/?search=%5Bric%5D
#297968
[carbine] Uh oh. Foxconn employee killed himself after losing an iPhone prototype
[errata4q] wtf?
[errata4q] is that the macworld article?
[wliao] it's on wired as well
[carbine] You know what this means?
[carbine] NEW IPHONE ON THE WAY!
[carbine] Woo!
#9015
<ruumis> ahhh, nothing nurtures a productive workplace enviroment like fresh paint fumes.
<ruumis> I am in flavor country.
#38426
<@ara> Occupation: psychologist
<@ara> Smoker: No
<@ara> Drinker: No
<@ara> sweet
<@ara> she can deal with me fine
<@ara> i dont drink i dont smoke
<@ara> and im insane
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