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#49353
(hydro|): man
(hydro|): sara , my buddy's wife, the people i'm staying with
(hydro|): is playing my keyboard
(hydro|): and she's being FUCKING
(hydro|): ANNOYING
(hydro|): she's sitting right next to me on the floor
(hydro|): i want to punch her
(GerbilNut): kick her instead
(GerbilNut): that can be played off as an accident
(timmo): hydro
(timmo): heres what you do
(timmo): ive found it to be the best piece of advise for people who dont know how to play
(timmo): whenever they start playing their instrument
(timmo): or what have you
(timmo): find yourself an annoying instrument
(timmo): like an accordian
(timmo): and be like
(timmo): OH SHIT LETS JAM
(hydro|): haha
(timmo): and start making horrible noises
(hydro|): yeah that totally works
(eltopo): hahaha
(timmo): soon theyll stop
#1978
~ tiko wishes he was part of this seceret club known as "jew"
(tiko) but when the entry fee is part of your cock, I think I'll pass
#295981
<+Biiaru> Admittedly, calculus is like sucking dick. I don't very much want to do it, but I have to get to college somehow.
Comment: #zelda
#41494
(momossa) cubed: i want to let it go in her
(Cubed) then shes pregnant
(momossa) waht??
(eLe) Cuming in a girl -> pregnancy
(momossa) m.... let me google that
#64573
[b] "If you're ever interviewed for a programming job at a big company, you're
gonna get questions like this. At Yahoo! they asked me one about how to figure out which one of 1000 bottles of wine was poisoned, using less than 10 prisoners as 'test subjects'."
[b] I'd tell the prisoners that if they don't work it out on their own, I'll kill them all
[ctho] that's the answer that gets you hired for upper management
#33892
(+PsychicSword) the internet will have gone out of fashion by the time ima gets off 56K
#295415
<~Vespa> I had a lesbian (a very intoxicated one) come onto me once
<~toto> They wanted a drink dear
<~Vespa> no
<~Vespa> they bought me the drink
<~toto> They'd spiked it and wanted your wallet then.
<~Vespa> no
<~Vespa> they thought I was female
Comment: #dirt
#1770
<whoreee> i just ordered the explosion self titled CD single?
<Weeve> what's it called?
#299771
< Libster> whoa the sex pistols are still active?
< CESSMASTER> yes, they like to stay active
< CESSMASTER> jazzercise
< CESSMASTER> and bingo
#15550
<\\broken\> eye kant teyep
<JackArse> sure you can
<JackArse> you just can't spell
#50161
<Infer|NHS> Oh shite, guess I'm not applying to NHS.
<pr0fessor> why?
<Infer|NHS> Didn't read forms, need references.
<Infer|NHS> Due first thing tomorrow. So it goes.
<CiA10386> You could just make them up! :-D
<CiA10386> Put me down as an international documtarist and war corrospondant and when they call me up, I'll just start fucking screaming over the line and hang up.
#67427
<Angelic> In other news, Sony annonced that it's new game console, the PS3, would in fact NOT run games, and instead play VIRTUAL FUN DISKS which are totally different from games in all ways and should totally not be connected in any way to the "Game Industry" which the representitive speaking declared as "Childish" and "For Wimps,"
<Angelic> To go along with this bold declaration, he stated "YEA, YOU HEARD ME NINTENDO! YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF PUSSIES."
#38130
<@depressed> After years of being lonely, somebody finally asked me to go out with her to the cinema.
<@depressed> Too bad she's my sister.
#15837
<cochese04> Next time I'm at the pet store, I'm gonna take a hampster and drop it in the scorpion cage.
<cochese04> I wanna see what a hampster's face looks like when it goes, "oh, fuck."
#34725
SpAz0Licious: /me mounts
SpAz0Licious: UNF UNF UNF
SpAz0Licious: /me dismounts
SpAz0Licious: k im spent
DemonKityn: .....--blink blink--......
SpAz0Licious: oh
SpAz0Licious: suprise
SpAz0Licious: :P
DemonKityn: You missed the hole... you were in my pocket...
SpAz0Licious: but were you suprised
SpAz0Licious: thats the point of suprise sex
DemonKityn: that it was so quick
SpAz0Licious: heh.. suprise again
#304174
<Spance> "Certainly Java got a lot right - its used by 10 million developers."
<Spance> THERE ARE 350-500 MILLION CASES OF MALARIA A YEAR
<\> are you arguing that malaria isn't successful?
#50221
<Aeli> ...
<Aeli> now you've gotta be kidding me
<Aeli> I'm never using the ef name generator again
<Aeli> thicwang?
#7473
<@straylight> ARGH
<@straylight> how can the AIM name "shotbybothsides" be taken? WHO THE FUCK WOULD TAKE THAT?
<@straylight> ...
<@straylight> other than me?
#29930
<PigsCantFly> whats the most you've wanked in one day?
<SteamedHams> 5 guys
#11691
<Plutwrk> t1
<RonZombie> MORE LIKE 1DUMB
<RonZombie> i mean
<RonZombie> Tdumb
<RonZombie> nevermind
<RonZombie> SCREW YOU
#1912
<D\TOX> I just got an e-mail about setting up a 3some
<D\TOX> MSN WHORES
<vermifuge> DO IT DOUG
<D\TOX> they might wonder where "Steve" is when a 30 year old web developer shows up and says "Let's fuck"
#7786
<nakedpretzel> The pr()n industry uses interlaced .gif's to toy with my fragile emotions...
#9587
<Lloyddy> Can anyone tell me what sex feels like? My friend wants to know
#11246
<Saber> help me
<Saber> I just ate a fortune cookie
<Saber> But I don't remember taking the fortune out
#18985
-ChanServ- [#etheria] Welcome to Etheria. Please be sure to read the !rules. I hope you die so we can eat your babies.