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#33227
* Drummer_B has joined #emu
<Drummer_B> may i ask if this is a roms channel?
<nylint> drummer_b: all you have to do is !list
<Drummer_B> ahhhhhhhhhh ok thanks :)
<Drummer_B> !list
* Drummer_B was kicked by nylint (auto-kick: no triggers or roms, bitch!)
* Drummer_B has joined #emu
<nylint> and you'll get kicked
<nylint> i didn't tell you what it would DO
Comment: #emu efnet kthxbye
#1078
(idea) i just spent 10 mins troubleshooting my cdr because it said that my blank cd "was not ready
(idea) turns out i accidently put in one of those clear cd things at the bottom of the cake box
#54895
<HotStud> what i want is for you to stop screwing with my head and start screwing with my dick!
<ingenue> Okay, box it up and mail it USPS, and my girlfriend and I will give it a try.
<ingenue> Oh, wait, what size battery does it take? 'Cos I think my AA are all dead.
<HotStud> ...
<HotStud> goddam lezbo
<HotStud> you just haven't had the right man, then youd learn that there are some things a chick just can't do
<ingenue> You know, that could work for you, too...
#32129
<tigergirl> Why it would be too early to say good morning?
<Bringa> cause morning starts at 3pm imo :P
<Antimatter> heh. g'morning, then :)
* malady goes to bed. v_v
<tigergirl> "What do you mean? Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good on this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?"
<Helleshin> all of them at once
<Bringa> tigergirl, I postulate that for someone, somewhere, this morning is good. Also, I would like to make you see the potential for good that lies in this morning as it does in every morning. Also, I like to mock your doubtlessly depressive plight by stating how good I am doing. On this good morning.
<Kurt> but it's afternoon!
Comment: (circa 11pm EST on #angband@WorldIRC)
#1764
<Morris> what a dick
<iln> are you looking at gay porn again?
#55762
<Hayden> i met a huge redneck at school today
<Hayden> apparently a cow on his grandpas farm was giving birth
<Hayden> and the calf wouldnt come out
<Hayden> so the wrapped chains around its legs
<Hayden> and pulled it out by driving the truck
<Hayden> and broke the cows hips
<Hayden> and then shot it
<Hayden> and they named the calf jesus
<Hayden> how fucked up is that
Comment: #machogang on otherside
#8751
* Toke_ waits for pills to kick in
<Linguica> toke have you been toking
* Toke_ wonders why his desk is sticky
<Linguica> toke have you been stroking
#307080
<aNavi> i like my women how i like my video games
<dd7> 12 years old and made in japan?
<aNavi> yes
<aNavi> ah, fuck
#306046
skyhawk2891_: captchas will be the death of me
skyhawk2891_: one day a man will hold a gun to my head, show me a captcha, and say "WHAT DOES THIS SAY OR I WILL BLOW YOUR FUCKING BRAINS OUT"
skyhawk2891_: and that's how I will die
#9973
mike_afe > Linux manuals should have a section at the end showing a linux geek what to do in the event of sex. Not a complete sex manual but just some basic instructions.
Nikki_afe > 'Leave computer, it is not required'
#36529
<-Sheng> how's it goin?
<Razer> Good
<Razer> Sorta
<tickettack> Sorta?
<Razer> I can't type 1 handed
<Razer> .....
#305249
xxx: Is it just me or is Windos a misnomer?
Jef: ?
xxx: WinDOS
xxx: Win Disk Operating System
xxx: Whilst it isn't Win at all.
Jef: I thought it was windows.
xxx: What should we name your new operating system? Hmm, well, there is a window....
xxx: wait
xxx: Oh wow
xxx: There is a W there
xxx: That invalidates 3 years worth of thought
#360
<sphynx> crushes suck
<sphynx> i hate em
<sphynx> the dilemma, the desperation
<sphynx> the hopes dashed etc
<shirazz> the masturbation
<shirazz> hehehe
<bark> the masturbation is ok.
<Kyoto> hey.. the masturbation is good..
#2817
<neck> my arse has fucking fallen asleep again ..
<neck> i cant get it up
<neck> i mean get up
#307623
<azonenberg> wordpress is an unauthenticated remote shell that, as a useful side feature, also contains a blog
#70670
<red_ryan> so... I played starcraft online against some koreans today
<red_ryan> i was doing good until about 15 minutes in, then a fucking TON zerglings came out of nowhere and pwned the fuck out of me
...
<red_ryan> btw, what does "kekekekekeke" mean?
#39366
draco_malfoy_slytherin_prince: Hey, what do I write about this theme: "Creativity: Our World's Natural Resource?"
draco_malfoy_slytherin_prince: It's for a nationwide essay contest, and I just ran out of ideas.
Comment: It's obviously a finite resource. . .
#29444
<Procyon> I don't know the world around me!
<Procyon> I'm scared, and confused!
<DS> have you felt a strong desire to vote for george w. bush recently?
#309955
<grifferz> bitcointalk full of marks who one month ago were all "yeah deconstruct the state! to the moon! fuck the bankers!" then today they are "omg I put my son's education fund on mtgox, who do I sue?"
#27273
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<moralove> !list
<moralove> !find simcity
<sine-wave> !goaway
<sine-wave> !nowarezhere
<moralove> !haveagooddaynegativity
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#32168
<THX1138> and farkers prefer choosy moms
<Puchu> no we don't
<Puchu> we prefer loose moms
<noeljb> yes I do
<noeljb> same thing as long as they don't have STDs
<Terron> or KIDs
Comment: #fark on irvingnet.net
#37079
<Jonnyb0y> brb
<Jonnyb0y> need to use land line
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<fc9k> rofl jonny is on 56k :D
<RaBiD> dont take the piss out of the handicapped
#41030
(@RIds) haha fourex i just thought of somethin youd find funny
(@RIds) when a stack of us went to byron on mid sem holidays
(@RIds) we had weed left over on the last day
(@RIds) and robbo mixed about 20bucks worth into a 2min noodles pack and made 'ganja noodles'
(@fourex) hahahahahaha
(@Rids) i passed out on a lounge and he apparently spent an hour 'trying to get all the gravity off me'
Comment: #bc on irc.uq.edu.au
#10720
Bongoshock : the penis is NOT a muscle!
BeHeMoTh101 : IS TOO
BeHeMoTh101 : organ.
Bongoshock : from the root ORgasm
Bongoshock : ORganic =ORgasmic
BeHeMoTh101 : from the root ORECK
BeHeMoTh101 : the bug killing guys
Bongoshock : 10 pounds of suction power?
BeHeMoTh101 : so really the penis is just an evolved potato bug sprayer
#5876
<straylight> Y'know, I just realized something... why the fuck are we
sending in the NORMAL armed forces against Osama bin Laden? Isn't this
right up GI JOE's alley?
<straylight> I mean, what the hell are we paying THEM for?
<straylight> Hell, the theme song even says "GI JOE is there!"