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#8851
<Grumbledook> my mum told me off for saying fuck in front of her
<bodhi> hmmm
<bodhi> my dad bollocks me for saying piss in the house
<Grumbledook> :P
<dave> my mum told me off for shitting on a plate and putting it in the fridge
#2552
<circle> one place was offering like $2500 if u let them cut off a toe and re-attach it
<McMoo> that's excellent
<circle> no kidding, i'd be like, "do all 10"
#73363
* Wordsmith fights with a video
<Wordsmith> ... having a Codec moment
#32536
<CFC|Laptop> Bash.cx keeps changing colour... i think it wants to be micheal jackson
#20825
<noodle> i think one of my nuts got twisted in my sac today
<noodle> i would start untwisting it, but i dont know which way its twisted, so i dont want to twist it more on accident
<TremoR> that hurts just thinking about it
<noodle> ooohhh shit that was definitely the wrong way, ow
#44534
<+^Sheldon> I was in the IT industry 20 years, and I still can't explain why a simple restart solves all problems :p
#15922
<mikem> Myst IV: Yes Mac Users Still Think This Is Fun
#3630
<blazemore> omg i love this song
<blazemore> Now playing: Unknown Artist - Track 2 @ 128 Kbps. (0:47/3:24)
<Javi> blazemore: yeah, that's a bad ass song
#55411
<ekoms> whats the time?
<yuriks> 16:24
<ekoms> am?
<yuriks> >_>
#38316
Miyomei2: I had my portable CD player, and took it in the bathroom with me while I went to pee.
Miyomei2: And the second I whipped my penis out, the theme song to 'Rocky' started playing.
Miyomei2: I've never felt more manly than in that moment.
#1659
<ix> man that offer for cash perked you right up
<vermifuge> i didnt even get to the most appealing part
<vermifuge> there will be a bucket of fried chicken here for your consumption
<goatb0y> well that fucking settles it
<goatb0y> any collared greens by chance?
<vermifuge> dude there could be
#34359
<timmo> GOD DAMMIT AIM
<timmo> making a fucking window pop up while im in the middle of typing
<hy\dro> working fine for m
<hy\dro> e
<hy\dro> oh
<timmo> someone invited me to fucking chat or some shit
<timmo> but while i was typing
<Kenn> haha
<Kenn> and you hit space
<timmo> i totally killed the fucking window
<Kenn> and you will NEVER EVER know what it said
<Kenn> and who it was from
<Kenn> EVER
<timmo> exactly
<Kenn> Doesn't that kill you?
<timmo> yes
Comment: #geekissues efnet
#14093
<Shandz> i just got an electric shock off the phone
<Quicksilver> static or live?
<Shandz> I dunno, think live
<Shandz> cos when i stuck my hand in again it shocked me again
*** Shandz is now known as Shandz|phone
#31
<EM[mMF]> man
<EM[mMF]> unix manuals would be so much cooler
<EM[mMF]> if they had porn in them
<EM[mMF]> like "Basics of the Bash Shell"
<EM[mMF]> <LESBIAN PORN>
<EM[mMF]> i'd read that shit
#16161
*headache throws mrfloppy__ a beer
<mrfloppy__> weeeeee, free beer
<nyk> watch it mate, you can get real pissed on that cyber beer
#7375
<Philgone> also what is wrong with keeping your penis in a woman
* Philgone strokes his cabbage patch doll
<Philgone> toasty warm
<BFG> is her name cynthia veronica picklesbury?
<Philgone> no.. roland
#14265
BeHeMoTh101 : i'm waiting for the right girl..... the kind that will have sex with me
#16238
<sup-yo> sporting the zima
<kaleido> when i was 19
<kaleido> and desperate to drink
<sup-yo> HAHA
<sup-yo> i used to drink zima when i was a 12 year old girl
<sup-yo> you're so gay
<kaleido> i heard zima and koolaid powder was good
<kaleido> so i tried it
<kaleido> and the koolaid made the zima bubble and overflow all over me
<kaleido> and dyed my hand red :(
#308906
cyborg_ar: to do nothing for a cycle you put nop
MiX: wait, isn't it noop
MiX: like
MiX: no-op
cyborg_ar: yeah but the instruction is written as nop
cyborg_ar: because we programmers lazy
cyborg_ar: so save keystrokes
cyborg_ar: whenever can
#311629
< jayis> yesterday my architect said our base64 encoded username "token" is encrypted and i said it isn't and then he said it is and i said it isnt and then he walked away
#11708
<Nighters> I've decided that if i'm not happy when i'm 40 i'm going to kill 2-3 people who are like 18-19 with BRIGHT ASS FUTURES
#17359
«+kennyv» drakkhen: heh, a buddy of mine offered me a p3 800mhz for 80 bucks about a year ago
«+kennyv» but i was like "GRRR FUCK INTEL BITCH"
«+kennyv» then i carved an amd logo into my chest with an old isa sound card
#51024
<hahacornut> I need visual aids for my presentation tomorrow
<Narcissus> go to visual africa
#33200
<IceWizard> someone needs to make wine in cans
#8942
<outRider> i bought MoH: AA today... boy, world war II was easy.