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#56806
<comwalk> Remember, here in the U.S.A, we have reached a new age.
<comwalk> NOBODY is responsible for their own actions.
<comwalk> Remember that.
<comwalk> Holy shit! I killed somebody! Bob made me do it!
<comwalk> Bob: Joe made me do it!
<comwalk> Joe: I blame the media!
<comwalk> Media: Videogames.
<comwalk> Videogames: Personal responsibility?
<comwalk> Personal Responsibility: <AFK>
#6912
<pvx> why do these psycho's always msg my bot?
<xf> Because that is what psychos do.
<MenTaLguY> more to the point, why do a majority of them seem to be from Brazil?
<xf> Because that is where psychos live.
#52800
liam: No worries though, toronto is supposed to have the best water filtration program
liam: just like chernobyl was the best nuclear pwer plant
boylizard: heh
liam: or the titanic was the best ship
#20052
<Pozzi> My comments will be well structured, mature and on topic at all times.
<Pozzi> Now fuck you all!
#1186
<chick> sparks makes me heppy :)
<chick> I mean HEMPY :p
#31953
<zzorn> heh.. Imagine some other civilization dismantling a space probe.. "Just look at this messy code! What barbarians!"
Comment: Following the Spirit breakdown late Jan 04
#60111
<nach> I wonder in what weird cult the first person to shout "Holy Shit" was in.
<Dandylion> He was a Shitite
#118537
<Incandenza> tracklisting of this album sounds awesome
<Incandenza> 1. "It's Complicated Being a Wizard" 23:00
<Incandenza> 2. "Opal Magic" - 0:50
<Incandenza> 3. "Ruby Magic" - 4:04
<Incandenza> 4. "Sapphire Magic" - 2:19
<Incandenza> 5. "Amethyst Magic" - 2:18
<Incandenza> 6. "Emerald Magic" - 2:31
<Incandenza> 7. "Amber Magic" - 3:25
<Incandenza> 8. "Gold Magic" - 2:27
<Incandenza> 9. "Crystal Magic" - 1:27
<Incandenza> 10. "Black Magic" - 3:37
#56716
<akatarli> omg, last night, we were waiting for the bus (it was like 7)
<akatarli> this group of guys, like in their 40's walk by
<akatarli> one of the stops in front of me and goes "Oh man, those are fantastic!" and walks on
<akatarli> at first I had no idea what he was talking about
<akatarli> I was like "what the hell, was he... OMG HE'S TALKING ABOUT MY BOOBS!!!"
<akatarli> it was a very emotionally traumatizing experience.
<demnted_squirell> did you slap him?
<akatarli> by the time i realized what he was talking about, he was gone.
<demnted_squirell> bummer
<demnted_squirell> well did you learn anything from this?
<akatarli> ya
<akatarli> tank top + Bourbon St. + Rain = VERY BAD IDEA
<akatarli> :'-(
Comment: Bourbon St. in New Orleans, LA
#222135
InfernalTempestX: she's like
InfernalTempestX: you'll never change
InfernalTempestX: i'm like
InfernalTempestX: you'll never lose weight
#13996
<killah667> shit i left my jacket in another channel!!
<madlib> wich one!?
<killah667> #lobby
#57554
<MarkTheMeS> Sharon Stone looked a little like Kelly Ripa on Letterman the other day.
<Eternal_Sunshine_Mind> she reminds me too much of an aunt of mine. so kinda creepy.
<MarkTheMeS> Single aunt?
<Eternal_Sunshine_Mind> 5 kids married
<Eternal_Sunshine_Mind> 6 kids*
<monolithblue> wow, that was fast work
<MarkTheMeS> yikes
<Junk> she just shoot out another one?!
#310609
* Jigsy frantically runs into the channel with an urgent message.
<Jigsy> The anorgasmic are comin- wait, wait, sorry, false alarm. They're not.
#220584
<SilverDrake> I don't fall in love with actors all that much
<SilverDrake> mostly 'cuz it breaks my heart when they go and become Scientologists
#15769
<jor> NE SXE/F W/P N A/S/L PM ME PLZ IF U R D 1 2 C 4 A BJ KTHX
#2296
<maff> the grue wears a +3 amulet of bling blingin'
#31935
[@cjohnson]: I found out today that I'm only 5'5"
[@cjohnson]: :(
[@cjohnson]: I thought I was like 7'2"
[[DC_T]Rowsdower11]: heh
[@beoba]: what, your height?
[@cjohnson]: ...
@cjohnson]: no, i weigh 5'5"
#41178
<True> do you think that whether or not you jackoff affects your life
<eyecu> of course
<eyecu> think about all the ugly girls you might have had sex with
<eyecu> if you hadnt jacked off first
<True> that's such a good point
Comment: #tribalwar irc.dynamix.net
#79824
Zipper: I just found out today that my western civ. teacher lives in a 4 bedroom, 5.5 bath house with a 3 car garage. He owns 4 cars, one is a brand new Sequoya and it's just his wife and him
Zipper: After he told us that, the kid next to me says "You're a teacher... What does your wife do!?!?"
#13813
<Leo-chan> I have a large warehouse full of large weapons of mass destruction
<webrunner> Destroying mass is against the laws of thermodynamics!
<Leo-chan> screw the laws of thermodynamics!
* Leo-chan pulls out a perpetual motion machine
* webrunner stops the machine
* webrunner holds out a "Thermodynamics Police" badge
#4421
<moira> yoinkster is like the humpback of notre dame cathedral, except no humpback, and it's the ogg vorbis cathedral, and he keeps ringing the bells yelling unintelligible things about how ogg owns your mom
#4835
<JeyK> 7) I wanted to see if my penis would fit through the CD. It did, but the firemen and rescue squad had to break the CD to free me.
#112090
* noir will return: have to make my parents bed so they wont suspect anything
<Kaelic> noir: Um, why would your parents bed be unmade?
<noir> maybe i was sleeping in it....
<Orca> Kaelic: I dunno, is there a wet spot on it?
<Kaelic> They have sex in that bad, gross!
<noir> i dont want to think about my parents having sex
<Kaelic> just think about the sex byproducts you were sleeping in, thats bad enough
<Orca> Kaelic: Just think, YOU are the byproduct of your parents having sex!
#14521
<B|ack> I hate stupid people
<B|ack> god im so stupid.....
#442
<bocz> cop made me get out and put my hands on my hood
<bocz> and im like 'no i cant touch the paint, its fresh'