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#558
<@xvize> xwin is like an os
#39598
(Deranged): I remember the sweet girl that took my virginity.. I was shy, and didn't know what to say after sex. Luckily, she spoke first. She looked into my eyes, and said, "Baaaaaaa"
#58745
<Omi> I owned someone at work today
<Xa> How'd you manage that?
<Omi> He was pratting about chasing after the girls
<Omi> 'Cause he's a fucktard like that
<Omi> But he took his shoes off so he wouldnt make loud noises
<Omi> Which would attract the boss's attention
<Omi> So I nailed his shoes to the floor
<Xa> Rofl
<Omi> Someone said the boss was coming
<Omi> So he sprinted back to his shoes
<Omi> Jumped in them
<Omi> And then fell on his face when he tried to walk forward
#67334
<@oBs> LOL
<@oBs> This is an Apple delivery number. Your goods have not yet shipped from our warehouse and have not yet been passed on to our logistics carrier, therefore your reference number has not yet been passed on to our carriers, as a result I am unable to give you your logistics carrier reference number yet as it has not yet been created.
<@oBs> I will check on your order later today to see if your logistics number has been created and e-mail you the latest status. It is still too early at the moment to provide you with this information.
<@oBs> i have the computer at my house
<@oBs> right now
#55899
<fLy> hahaha
<fLy> <fLy> dw ive been crying mysql to sleep over this for some time :p
<fLy> I just wrote mysql
<fLy> instead of mysql
<fLy> fuck
<fLy> myself
<fLy> this is getting sad
#20172
<freddieandthestarfish> if homosexuallity is a disease, can i call into work gay??
<mal_s> u homo
#144784
<Shamyl> just re-installed windows
<Shamyl> its like getting out of prison
#303386
<jer> on a side note, love the new iphone headset -- they don't tangle as easily
<jer> s/headset/earbuds\/whatever/
<erica> earbuds == evil evil evil
<jer> erica, three evils? thought just two?
<erica> Left ear, right, sinuses
<atomicbird> if the earbuds hurt your sinuses, you're probably using them wrong
#24269
<The_Roach> Where's Gatts when you need him?
<Winter> dead?
<The_Roach> Not possible.
<The_Roach> That's where we need him.
<The_Roach> PARADOX!
#305796
<Bunsen> Imagine a twinkie represents the normal amount of Murphy's Law activity at a nuclear power plant.
<Bunsen> Based on the current situation at Fukushima No. 1, their Twinkie is about thirty-five feet long, weighing approximately six hundred pounds.
#8753
<Mat> what's a mac sysadmin?
<Ryk> bru's a mac sysadmin.
<Bru> someone who can remove shrinkwrap from macromedia and adobe packages and knows the difference between appleshare and appletalk
#20010
<RangerRick> wireless means never having to say, "AFK, bathroom"
#7639
<Deth> dont drink open soda cans that are a week old
<o|ooo|o|> not only was it flat, but it had a layer of dust
#40757
<FlatEric> I'm bored
<FlatEric> where's my alcohol?
<nougatmachine> you could help me clean up dishes
<nougatmachine> that would give you something to do
<nougatmachine> I have a feeling that in the choice between booze and dishes, booze will win
* FlatEric looks to see how many dishes are in the sink
<FlatEric> yes
Comment: #macobserver, irc.hashmark.net
#7160
<dEaD_fAiRy> plus the guy has to look a certian way to turn me on
<Mousey> does he have to look desperate
#297160
< MYOB> Borders' website just died entirely on me in the middle of a satisfaction survey
< expensivelesbian> ha ha
< expensivelesbian> "how would you rate our website?"
< expensivelesbian> on a scale of 1 to 404
Comment: freenode
#7842
<Sandman> You know something? Burning hair reeks.
<Zibblsnrt> I think that's nature's way of telling you, "Don't set your hair on fire, dipshit!"
#17218
<SoulEdge> You are a fucker!!! A nasty fucked damn sucked, lesbian gay transsexual pedophile dighead!!! AND U ARE NOT GOING TO KICK OR BAN ME OUT!!! I'M LEAVING MY SELF!!! GET A LIFE!!! GET A NICE ATTITUDE!!! FUCK U!!! MAKE FRIENDS, IF U CAN, SILLY LITTLE NERD!!! d:-(
#2857
<zacs> wow
<zacs> my name on slashdot
<zacs> i can retire
<zacs> and live on fame alone
<iddy-h> *nod*
#6852
<greg> You know what's wrong with this channel, Nathan buys laptops and scotch, and you people ask him what kind of laptops.
#8554
<JungleMason> There's a hole in my heart that can only be filled by you.
<Gabealicious> Have you tried epoxy?
<JungleMason> Yes, and the smell reminds me of you.
<Gabealicious> Or... maybe some of that spray foam insulation...
<JungleMason> I LOVE that shit.
<Gabealicious> me too!
<JungleMason> Tastes GREAT on a Triscuit.
<Gabealicious> Yes ... some folks call it 'ez cheez'
<JungleMason> Burger King calls it "Ranch Dip."
#9091
<Nomel> i'll have to bring it over later today...we can go for a ride...
<Nomel> its funny stopping fast in front of people...cause there like..oh shit...its a pinto...its gunna blow....but that only works on old people...
<Nomel> cause the young ones dont know what pintos look like...
#6444
<zhixel> I'd really like to meet a sane woman who doesn't have to
constantly rely on me for emotional support
<far_call> and I'd really like to be able to drive my car to jupiter
#299777
[ reppie ] to understand electricity you really need to be an ohmosexual
#3286
*** Quits: MediArc (i am the lover in your bed)
<roded> i'm going to bed