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#18733
ShidouK: That was about as funny as putting myself through a woodchipper.
Rann XXV: Depends on why you put yourself through the woodchipper.
#54846
<redrum> the last urmom joke I told blew up in my face
<redrum> turned out the guys mom was dead
<redrum> he told me to get my dick out of the urn
#36328
<`Nick> my screen name is AlQaeda Nick
<`Nick> i just use it so my mom cant IM me from work
#15663
<WintrHawk> you know... 100hz is the resonance freq of a chicken head
<WintrHawk> a power company found that out the hard way
#16262
[ +Mattster ] in an emergency, the hard drive will launch itself through my window and safely onto the back lawn
[ +Mattster ] so in the future, someone else can benefit from my mp3's and porn
#303849
<Iridium> Alcohol is starting to fail me as a coping mechanism.
<PlanetDollar> drink more
<Iridium> Obviously that was my first step
<Iridium> but I can only drink so much before it becomes tomorrow, at which point I'm back to square one.
<PlanetDollar> smoke weed
<Iridium> I don't have the experience of smoking copious amounts of weed but I imagine there'd be a similar difficulty.
<PlanetDollar> you do build up a tolerance yes
<SentSix> I too fear that I'm going to have to start facing my problems.
<Iridium> WHOA WHOA whoa now
<Iridium> nobody said shit about facing problems
#29061
<Dilandou> more than you'd like to know happens on wednesdays
<Vorex> such as?
<Vorex> :P
* netnomad (netnomad@WyldRyde-3A3619AF.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com) has joined #lockergnome
<Dilandou> i wear eye liner and nail paint
<Dilandou> and i'm known as dilandria
* netnomad is so happy his log was open to capture that.
#243632
<Praz> man, listening to this brings back so few memories
<Praz> mainly just the one, same memory of me sitting in front of a computer but just different applications running on the screen
#40309
* brit is now known as ILIKEPLANTERSNUTS
* defaulrt is now known as PLANTERS
#1645
n e r d b 5: umm.
n e r d b 5: geforce
n e r d b 5: i dont like em
n e r d b 5: i like nvidia
n e r d b 5: 32mb
n e r d b 5: they rocks
e l i t e m r p: nvidia makes geforce
#7273
( CraNDaWG ) i just watched like 6 ddr videos and i must say
( CraNDaWG ) that is the _gayest_ bullshit i have ever seen
( Lev ) you know, real men who rustle cows and weld stuff prolly think us playing computer games and giggling at each others gayness on irc is the _gayest_ bullshit
#306057
Cynic: I watched the movie The Prestige today
Cynic: that was really good
FotG: trying to remember what that one is
Cynic: Hugh Jackman and Christian Bale
Cynic: are magicians
FotG: yeah actors names.... don't really mean much to me
Cynic: Wolverine and Batman
Cynic: are magicians
FotG: Don't think I've seen any movie like that...
#24212
* Escobar - Quit (Quit: Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice)
* +PhD looks up diminutive and suffice
<+PhD> OH hahhaaha thats great!
#314
<WhiteAWAY> someone told me trance music makes you sterile
#39850
(Kirushi) stone should buy an amish webcam
(Abshurban) you mean a window?
#13
<EtherMan> stoner chicks suck
<EtherMan> they're a waste of a perfectly good set of breasts.
#33640
<tharaka> u know whats stupid about phones
<tharaka> they are on low batt right
<tharaka> and yet what do they do?
<tharaka> make a nose, which uses up more battery
<tharaka> and flash lights
<tharaka> and use up more battery
<tharaka> its almost like microsoft windows popups.. "LOOK AT ME!!!!, LOOK AT ME!!!"
Comment: tharaka's phone battery was dying
#32734
<jwz> the last wasted ten minutes were brought to you by ghostview, kswapd, and a 1.2GB X server
<jwz> let's hear it for everyone involved
#1324
<[cut]> fuckin russians made my ftp server crash last night. somebody from 212.46.194.123 -> ip-583.dialup.cl.spb.ru
<hypr> hahhahwhaw
<[cut]> what the fuck
<[cut]> somebody from romainia tried to steal my leapFTP bookmark file
<[cut]> (005570) 6/3/2001 12:04:28 AM - 56k (217.13.97.62) > asked to change directory : 'C:ftpmp3 -> C:ftpmp3C:PROGRAM FILESLEAPFTP' --> Access denied (No Such Directory).
<[cut]> Resolved 217.13.97.62 to mflorin.soft.forte.ro
<hypr> hahahahahaha
<SysError> cut the foreigners want war with you
<[cut]> i added to my welcome message.. IF ALL OFF YOU EUROPEAN/ASIAN FOREIGN FUCKS KEEP TRYING TO "HACK" ME. THE SERVER WILL GO PRIVATE.
#3707
* taz chills to : [Shonen Knife - Do The Bartman (Simpsons)] [3:20] [3.05MB/44KHz/128Kbit]
* Jumper chills to : [Your MOM and I.DIVX.XXX.AVI] [45:60] [560.04MB/44Khz/1024KBit]
#1535
<JDigital> Speaking of which, did you know that Slashdot.org just changed its name to Gullible?
<HoJu> Really?
#32167
<Hedrin> are you sure she's a virgin, or was she wearing pantyhose?
#5020
<iban> when i was your age all i had was a mac, and photoshop
<iban> if i wanted an online gf i had to draw her
#2707
(driz) sometimes i bring my mom on irc
(crystalize) whats her nick?
(driz) i usually give her the nick Coupon_Master
(driz) because we're jewish, etc.
#44701
<usu_> Well, for the past weeks, Bush's approval rating has consistently been well below 50%.
<usu_> And you all know what that means, right?
<usu_> To put it in perspective, it means that if he were a quote on QDB, his score would be below 0.
<usu_> Huzzah!