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#294948
Mom: thanks to your status message, you can say good nite to the internet
*** Auto-response sent to Mom: I'm busy because my mom's being a nazi. Sieg Heil.
#28995
<Alan> i remember trying to back up my entire C:\windows directory to CD
<Alan> i ended up with a gazillion coasters before i realized i was trying to burn the swap file
#60103
<cpukiller> lol I was visiting a local university the other day with my school and shit
<cpukiller> anyhow
<cpukiller> the 'tour guide' showed us iMac G3's
<cpukiller> and he was on about how these computers were so superior to any recent modern P4
<cpukiller> and how they had "billions more pixels"
<liquidplasmaflow> roflcopter
<cpukiller> and how the hardware for these G3's were so much more expensive
<cpukiller> anyhow
<cpukiller> this dude coursed computer sciences .
<liquidplasmaflow> ...
<liquidplasmaflow> rethinking your school of choice?
<cpukiller> Yah, needless to say he changed his major over to Tourism and Hospitality
<cpukiller> this never was a school of choice, I was just visiting it 'cause they gave us free food and we got to see the corpses med students fuck around with
#29132
*** God- has joined #voices
*** ChanServ sets mode: +v God-
<God-> hello
<Teialantis> :o
<Teialantis> I DON'T BELIEVE IN YOU
<Keiron> Well, seeing as Fancia does not enjoy rampant furry sex (read: rape), I would be surprised to see her on Taps.
<Teialantis> o_O
<Fancia> :o
<Keiron> ;P
<Fancia> I do. ^.^
<Fancia> ...
<Fancia> *Horrible* timing.
<Fancia> I was referring to the "God" thing. ^.^;;;;
* Fancia blushes a dark red and flees the room
#135
<apoptygma> we have a jedi council at our fucking school
<apoptygma> how gay is that?!?
<apoptygma> i actually had a kid try that wavy hand thing on me
#10937
*** IlhMansiz sets mode: +o goTurkey
*** goTurkey sets mode: -ooo ccg-afk da-away Drugh|
*** goTurkey sets mode: -ooo IlhMansiz RavenL0v3 v\zzz
*** goTurkey sets mode: +b *!*@undernet.org
*** goTurkey was kicked by X (### MASSDEOPPRO TRIGGERED! ###)
<v\zzz> IlhMansiz
<v\zzz> if you op anyone here again you will be on perm ban
<v\zzz> nuff said
later in a prv window :
<IlhMansiz> sorry
<IlhMansiz> who is nuff?
#53608
ChaOSv2: hehe xbox 360 ... 'end up where you started'
#298655
<t-rex> how does an efnet user change a lightbulb?
<Samael> they dont
<Samael> lightbulbs are too modern
<Samael> like services
Comment: #/x/ irc.netchan.org
#18496
<Temptrezz> Do you ever find yourself going out to dinner with people you can't stand
<Cokecan> All the time, I call her my girlfriend
#33659
<Pischk> im infected with something nasty dont accept anything from me
<Brisby> Pischk: How about money?
<DJ_Elfen> not even cash?
<Hurtful_Wolf> what about money?
Comment: a quick set of responses...
#26253
(Griff) dalnet has a small man who visits each user's home in turn,. he is like santa, but he is the nickname man
(Griff) if you have been a good boy or girl he will let you register your nick
(Griff) if you have been bad he will make you Guest34535
(Griff) he's St. NickServ
#305766
Cycron | the first thing i thought of when i heard that Japan moved several feet: "their GPS is totally messed up now"
Comment: irc.ecnet.org
#61139
<Saito|SemiHere> HA!
<Saito|SemiHere> I pwned my ex.
<Saito|SemiHere> we were snuggling and I leaned over like I was going to kiss him and said "Kthxbye."
#2074
<memo> Kazz, do you WANT your dick bit off? Didn't we just have an in-depth discussion earlier today on why that's not a good thing?
#2538
<Bizzy> say Æ Ø Y
<DAL9000> Æ Ø Y
<DAL9000> easy to say
<DAL9000> f00
<DAL9000> ¸ß
<DAL9000> say that.
<Bizzy> ¸ß
<DAL9000> õ þ
<DAL9000> now that
<Bizzy> õ þ
<DAL9000> now say this:
<DAL9000> ß|ZZ¥ |§ ª е/\/\ߪ§§
<Bizzy> ß|ZZ¥ |§ ª е/\/\ߪ§§
<DAL9000> bahahaha
<Bizzy> what?
<Bizzy> damnit
#40809
* Now talking in #eggdrop
<@ChanServ> I am better than all of your eggdrops.
<NSA> WTF?
#45715
<Tigger> It is raining
* Tigger cups her hands together around her mouth
<Tigger> Hello! anyone home?
* Phoon finishes peeing off the balcony
#670
<Johnno> wouldnt it be cool if there was a cow that had a door on it's side, that when you opened it up, it produced nummmy pie
<wonko> that's a good idea! hold on while I round up some venture capital...
#279371
<samsim> The human penis may have 1,687.5 TerraBytes/sec bandwidth but you get hell of packet loss
#34040
<+Woody```> I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it. So I said "Implants?" She hit me.
#150317
Neko: how long has it been since i've seen you?
Rawr: since December 9th
Neko: dammit i wanted you to do the math and tell me how many weeks
Rawr: three weeks, three days?
Neko: oh good thank you
Rawr: why, is someone asking you?
Neko: no
Neko: i was bleeding then, and i need to keep track of when i need to buy more tampons
Rawr: ...
Rawr: you are the least romantic person EVER
#30303
<Dekkon> the meaning of life is as follows:
<Dekkon> "up up down down left right left right B A select start"
#54830
<DesScorp> mmmmm
<DesScorp> chinese food
<DesScorp> don't know what I ate
<DesScorp> but it was good
<DesScorp> buffet!
<DesScorp> 83 different items!
<DesScorp> (82 of them probably some form of chicken)
<DesScorp> (I hope)
<KArmA> cooked cat looks remarkably like chicken
<DesScorp> so
<DesScorp> I can say I ate pussy then
<KArmA> you ate dead pussy
<KArmA> in a thick, gravy-like sauce
#14589
<+CmOrHaIr> i can put a computer together and be prepareing the hdd in 20 min
<+CmOrHaIr> or 15 even
<+Jackworks> CmOrHaIr: if u do it in 15 i bet i can make it in 14
* ^Caliban makes sure to avoid any computers put together by Cmor or Jack
#103
<matt`> it makes you get a horrible disease
<matt`> called "babies"