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#310281
<Krrrlson> racist joke?
<+GIR> What do white people and black people have in common? They both seem okay over here'
<Krrrlson> this isn't racist at all
<bp> yeah that's like the opposite of racist
<tacodog> that actually made me feel pretty good
#27192
<Cyric--> Aaaaaaaaaaaaaanyway. I'm not about to divulge in any late night homo erotics with you bunch of lifeless retards. I bid you farewell.
<Cyric--> FUCK
<Cyric--> cat was sick on my bed
#5885
<splurge> i wish i had amazing powers of telekinesis
<splurge> i would be able to fondle boobies with my MIND!
<purenergy> ya
<purenergy> u can do that now
<purenergy> use ur imagination
<splurge> but i mean, imagine being able to stimulate a girl in a bar
<splurge> just stick a finger of telekinetic force up her spatch
<splurge> wiggle it around
<splurge> vibrate
<splurge> all sorts of crazy shit
<splurge> then get a good grip and gently lead her over to a seat beside you
<splurge> you'd get so much play it wouldn't even be funny
#18586
(@juslooken) you do realise sweetyungthang... that the only girls who are going to cyber with you are ALSO guys pretending to be bi chicks
#21737
<KaaLee> Apparently I missed an entire period of trying to derive the quadratic formula ^^;
<KaaLee> We went over it today, and everyone was like "Why didn't I think of that?!"
<CommanderStab> As long as you learn to remember it (hard at first @__@) you'll never need to know how to do it ^^:
<KaaLee> Yeh, I think I've got it now
<KaaLee> We sang a song about it in class ^^;
<Emperor_Pryn> Hehe...
<KaaLee> To the tune of 'Pop goes the weasel'
<CommanderStab> I can just see that song now...
<CommanderStab> X equals negative beeeeee
<CommanderStab> Plus or Minus square roooot
<CommanderStab> Of b^2 - 4ac
<CommanderStab> Over 2a, POP GOES THE GRADE CURVE$#^&$^
#10820
<mdgslve> Zeek the only good thing about sheep is if you get em close enough to a cliff they push back really hard :)
#43039
<Taim> and the power kicks out... <dramatic thunderclap>
~<numist> nice, how are you stil online?
<Taim> wireless connection, battery power.
<Taim> all good ;)
~<numist> yeah, but the wireless base needs power...
~<numist> so does the modem its attached to
<Taim> I'm connected to some house almost a km away
<Taim> actually, I don't really know where the modem I'm connected to is... all I know is that I can connect to it here in my building and I can connect to it at my mothers work that is like a 15 minute walk from here
~<numist> rofl
<Taim> I was lead to believe that most home modems only have an effective range of about 1300ft without interferance
<Taim> or some such animal
<Taim> and presumably a company that could afford high range hardware wouldnt leave their network unsecured
Comment: ridiculous geekiness
#16681
<packrat> HELP
<defected> Looks like it.
<packrat> stfu ur just a lamerz newbie i m an expert................
* defected waits for the lame question.
<packrat> k now how do i make hacker toolz wih irc
<packrat> plz
#8134
*** Starlet is now known as StarBBS
<Jerub> BBS?
<Jerub> as in dialup?
<Jerub> whats the number?
<Jerub> is it subscription?
<Jerub> got a large file section?
<Jerub> is it on fidonet?
<StarBBS> bbs as in be back soon
#23733
<Peeps> You and me baby, we're like 13 and 37...
<Peeps> Together we're 1337!
#299049
<Xagor> mexico legalized drugs for personal use
<Xagor> time for them to be on the receiving end of illegal immigration =P
#5034
<Lith> im tellin ya.. im sitting on a land mine
<Lith> err
<Lith> gold mine
#2498
<puppet> a woman can fake an orgasm, but it takes a man to fake an entire relationship
#37034
* Masked_ninja sneaks up behinde Guest85523 and shuves the sword thro its neck and goes back to hiding
* Masked_ninja ruds behinde DameDesu and jumps on his head andtwists his head in a 180 dregge angle and jumps off
<Masked_ninja> runs*
<Mayseth> Oh please.
<Mayseth> Don't start correcting spelling errors now
#40211
<laurent> i went to go support a user earlier
<laurent> turns out this hottie in the sales department was having mouse problems
<laurent> and shes talking to me while wearing a veeeery revealing top combo
<laurent> and she goes under her desk to unplug the mouse and turns out shes wearing a thong under those tight pants
<laurent> think unsexy thoughts. think unsexy thoughts. no boner. no boner. uhh lets see if the cidr is /26 that gives me 6 bits to play with which is 64 minus two gives me 62 usable hosts on the subnet
<laurent> *whew* no boner
Comment: Just another day at the office...
#105614
Dexi: i just realized something fucking stupid
Dexi: and that took a while
Dexi: during 2nd period today
Dexi: this is more than 12 hours ago
Dexi: I had a girl put her number in my phone
Dexi: and told her to let me know when she wants to do something
Dexi: ...
Dexi: dammit i'm dumb AND slow.
#32155
<Scepterr> i think i pissed myself yesterday
<Scepterr> but i dont remember
<Scepterr> cause when i woke up this morning i noticed that my pants were soaking wet
<Scepterr> but it doesnt smell like piss
Comment: in oper channel at BetasIRC
#19954
<Will> There was a 120 car pile-up on the TV.
<Acidsmoke> Is the TV ok?
#19794
GOBDOME123: What happened?
TythePope: I called your ass.
GOBDOME123: My ass didn't ring.
#32157
<Gothic_CatGirl> Could somebody open this pill container for me?
#4816
<kanin> if (User->HasAppropriateBook()) { while (User->LacksClue()) { User->ReadAppropriateBook(); } }
else { while(User->HasNotGottenAppripriateBook()) {User->StumbleAroundHalfAssedInTheDark(); User->WhineOnIRC(); } }
#17539
<Chronosla> RARs are the dingleberries of Satan, sent to torment me with mockery and derision.
#5370
<D1> some new LCDs came out recently.
<D1> which are suppost to be better than the old ones or something.
<McMoo> some new computers came out recently, too
<McMoo> amazingly enough, they're also supposed to be better than old ones.
#52518
<nox>I was sitting on the bus on my way to school and couldn’t help pausing my iPod for this one:
<nox>Black man #1: Yo! Whut the fuck are you lookin’ at?!
<nox>Black (business suit wearing) man #2: Would it hurt for you to speak respectably to others?
<nox>Black man #1: Nigga whut? Are you black? You looks black, but dat must just be black paint on yo skin!
<nox>Black (business suit wearing) man #2: Nevermind. I appologize. I’m sorry.
<nox>Black man #1: You sorry?! Don’t say sorry to me! Say sorry to yo momma!!! Call her up right now! Say sorry dat you lost yo real color!
Comment: .derekilicious @ wordpress
#49757
<HonkeyKong> My dick is one inch long, and six inches wide.. They call me "pancake"