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#44119
<Nitrix> So we have this really retarded blonde in our Chem class, and she had just gotten back from a Cruise in Mexico. Apparently she met JEssica Simpson on the cruise (She did have a buncha pictures with her). She was like "Yah! She's like really cool and not as dumb as everyone thinks, we had some cool conversations!"
<Nitrix> I'm like Yah sure ya did proily when like this:
<Nitrix> "What are you think about?"
<Nitrix> "Nothing"
<Nitrix> Oh my god me too!
#40740
<mohadib> so anyone got any suggestions for a good mysql disaster recovery plan?
<Toxik> mohadib, erm.. you go rm -rf / and then reinstall linux/gentoo r11 with 2.6.8 kernel and install mysqld?
<mohadib> ok so you got the disaster... now how do i recover?
#49957
<shen> aah!
<shen> cat!
<shen> get off me, cat
<shen> I just gave you food, now go away, I am trying to type
<shen> no, don't purr, go and sit on your pillows
<shen> ...
<shen> you know, I should really shout at the cat, instead of just talking on IRC like this
#39837
<dev0> Is there any better voice-canceling implementation than the usual channel-substraction thing?
<DEATH> try screaming along with inverted polarity
#296886
<SaxxonPike> Final Fantasy 10... as far as I can tell, the number is a rating determined by how much the men look like women
<SaxxonPike> it's just a coincidence they are being released sequentially
#22001
* Cold_Lich wanders off to see if there's any of that garlic sausage I noticed a few weeks ago left...
<lord_skyman> sausage == pwn
<lord_skyman> hmmm i think i have a sweet ass sausage pic
<lord_skyman> let me go get it
<Cold_Lich> ...
<Cold_Lich> Ohhhh
<Cold_Lich> I SO interpreted that statement badly
#29475
* Clef is watching The Mask with Jim Carrey
<Gothic> :O
<Gothic> Jim Carrey's at your house!?
#6789
<astyanax> /topic Yes, slashdot is down, please remain seated and oxygen masks will drop frmo the overhead compartment
#310980
<asterick> Does anyone ever feel like jQuery is kinda like bill cosby?
<asterick> Like, everyone used to REALLY love him, but then someone said "I was totally raped by jQuery" then all of a sudden everyones like "DUDE ME TOO"
#50857
<%robert> we should do a group suicide
<%robert> it could be fun
<%robert> and if not, well, we just won't do it again
Comment: #wpi
#7541
< FuzzyKaos > oh oh guess what i got today!!??
< Zooz > Fuzzy - Herpes? :)
#1145
<aard> blackrose: you're so goth, you shit bats.
#3835
<Rajio> my friend's such a bastard, he wouldn't let me get my quarter's worth with VF4, challenged me just for the sake of beating me :P then he did the same with tekken, but then i wipped paul out and owned his ass :P
<toNe> Rajio: paul? is that like a nickname for it?
#2618
*** QvtQht is now known as TomHanks
*** AMANDA is now known as MegRyan
<TomHanks> {S gotmail
#30476
<+Thief> never pack when ur high..you get there u open your bag and nothing matches...all u have to wear is a hawaiian shirt, an oven mit + a lava lamp...the rest is filled with cookie dough + hot wheels trucks
Comment: Random quote, GamesNet channel.
#13732
<[-FeC-]sKratch> PENISES
<[-FeC-]sKratch> random penis, sorry
<Kwyjimbo> i understand
<Kwyjimbo> i once did that while giving a speech in class...
<Kwyjimbo> i never did do to good in that class after that
#8372
<Hito> Golden showers, fecal, fisting, bondage, S&M, cock-pumping, beastiality, dead people, babies, women, children, men, stuffed animals, trees, etc.
<Chubbzilla> ¤¦Hito¦¤ nice weekend planned
#32200
[ tw1tch ] god my gf has a nice ass
[ @ThUg_WiGGa ] pic plz
[ tw1tch ] screw you :P its for my ass only
[ @ThUg_WiGGa ] eyes*
[ tw1tch ] yeah
[ tw1tch ] see, I have a one track ass
[ tw1tch ] mind* damnit!
Comment: #d2jsp
#4875
<pimp> im going to go play with my toys now
<RiP> that means hes going to play with himself right
<pimp> no, im going to go play with my X-Men action figures
#141669
(@Gunrun) Pringles are clever
(@Gunrun) they're like... self regulating
(@Gunrun) if you can't fit your hand into the tube to get more
(@Gunrun) then you probably shouldn't be getting more anyway
#36319
<MootSux> I found a way to irc from work
<MootSux> Mootar 1, productivity 0.
#12216
<@RT[Ragnarok]> meet me in the middle of the 2nd level of the skeleton cave
<skold> I WANNA CAST MAGIC MISSILE
#1580
<no_soul> i snorted Ajax
<no_soul> i almost died
#125372
* Brownie12149 sets ban on Religion!*@*
<Brownie12149> if i had my own country
<Brownie12149> i would be want to able to control it through IRC commands
#7513
<eth0_tulip> once, i stabbed a guy in LA, for not closing both eyes at the same time when he blinked