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#8647
<helminthes> I WAS RUDELY AWAKENED
<helminthes> the pest control people showed up
<helminthes> and obviously this guy had a sense of humor and sprayed by face with pesticide
<helminthes> oh he's so funny
<helminthes> i'm never sleeping in the den again
#39011
<Shadow> 1337 translates not to leet, as many people suspect, but actually to retarded.
#6590
<continuum> is there anything sweeter than the first few downloads once you switch to adsl?
<continuum> first sex, first drugs, first drink... don't think any compare to watching 12Mb d/l in like a second or two
#2977
(siege) once a s'kiddie, always a s'kiddie
(PeeDeeCee) indeed
(siege) same with alcoholism
(PeeDeeCee) same with dalnet
(siege) hahaha
#68469
<Moppy> I think I found a pointless secret passageway :(
<Apofisu> is that nerd-speak for seeing a vagina?
#16975
Nazrag is away now to play Tea Fortress Classic
<Nazrag> thats right kids, Tea Fortress Classic
<TheRiff> sweetened or unsweetened
<Nazrag> sweetened, with crumpets on the side
<TheRiff> alright
#32501
<maff> those are the kind that end up being freaks
<maff> they just go nuts with the sex
<Badtz> yeah
<Badtz> after they break down and try it
<McMoo> that's how matt was
<McMoo> except with krispy kremes instead of sex
Comment: Discussing women who judge others for having sex
#1314
<Tektrnica> i got roller blades
<Tektrnica> they have orange on them tho :P
<Tektrnica> fawking raverblades
#29059
<DrPoole> she just emailed me. "you are a fucking prick"
<DrPoole> and i hit reply
<DrPoole> and wrote "unsubscribe"
#34689
<tharaka> my computer said "shutting down in 60 seconds"
<tharaka> and i set the clock back to the 1st of april
<tharaka> and now it says "shutting down in 4 days"
<tharaka> hahaha.. stupid microsoft
<tharaka> oh fuck!
* tharaka (tharaka@c210-49-185-160.werrb1.vic.optusnet.com.au) Quit (Connection Reset By Peer)
#32099
<^gangster> jalljo: and btw, whats marijuana?
<jalljo> its a hacker term.
#28340
<meeps> i saved a girls life tonight
<DJ-Quack> well meeps?
<meeps> this terrorist came around the corner and tried to kill her so i shot his head off
<DJ-Quack> omfg meeps
<hpr> lol :P
<meeps> hahaha
<DJ-Quack> you asshole
<DJ-Quack> ;[
<LawnMM> did he respawn?
<meeps> Yeah, next round
#117758
[09:45] Yobam: BORED
[09:45] spyderkinnny: Boredom is for caged animals.
[09:46] spyderkinnny: You are a member of the most intelligent species currently existing on planet earth. For fuck's sake, find a way to amuse yourself.
[09:48] Yobam: youtubing it up
#171
[+Vile] (smcn): just because you dress like them doesnt mean you are
[!smcn] m/sg Vile would you like to touch my breasts
[!smcn] oops
#4786
<malkav> 96 kbps is cd quality
<sic> you must have cd's from mexico or something :[[
#9413
(@Bean): rofl
(@Bean): I asked my g/f too marry me, she took me seriously
#26282
mzazchw: just then i felt my side
mzazchw: and i was like "why do i have a scab???"
mzazchw: then i looked at it
mzazchw: .............................
mzazchw: .... it was dried cum
#121156
<max> my mom friended my sister on facebook
<max> but not me
#39063
[19:28:44] <drucifer> oops
[19:28:44] <drucifer> i disconned my router...
[19:28:44] <drucifer> no one can seee this
[19:28:44] <drucifer> MOTHERFUCK
[19:28:44] <drucifer> BLIOTCH
[19:28:49] <AJ> lol I can
[19:28:50] <clonak> um
[19:28:51] <clonak> i can too
[19:28:53] * drucifer (drucifer@24-113-4-251.wavecable.com) Quit (WTF!)
#10913
<Random> Actually, I'm not the devil. I'm an interested third-party broker. Unfortunately, not being the devil, I can't change the size of your ass.
#1484
(SiNs-) $1,599.99
(SiNs-) $1,599.70
(SiNs-) Save $0.29
(SiNs-) wow
(SiNs-) if i go to bestbuy, i can buy a computer AND a peanut
#242345
<briareus> QTParted sucks my donkey asshole
<Gr33n3gg> Since when do you have a donkey asshole?
<briareus> since I've been running QTparted
#61349
<SenioR> whahahah fravec! I fucked your mother!!
<@Fravec> Dad, buzz off, I'm talking to friends here...
Comment: never teach your dad how to use IRC
#32499
<+snow_veil> everyone seriously needs to turn on the discovery channel
<+snow_veil> artificial insemination
<+phul_ffxi> lol, ok mike
<+snow_veil> on horses
<+snow_veil> seriously
<+snow_veil> it amazes me that these people have to do this shit
<@BalefireX> snow_veil - not everyone is as impressed by horsecock as you are
<+snow_veil> haha
<+phul_ffxi> hehehe
<+snow_veil> they're on to horse poon right now
<+snow_veil> !!
* +snow_veil drools
<@BalefireX> dude
<@BalefireX> just.. dude
<+x24> my god snow
<+snow_veil> he's totally gonna fist this horse
<+x24> i was just watching that
#5527
<slide-> hah, of course their site has popup ads
<eevar> get opera.. - never seen a popup i don't want
<slide-> iv never seen a popup i do want