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#20435
<tudda> Man you guys are nerds.
<tudda> Im outta here, im going to go watch star wars.
#18144
<TK-42-1> what the hell is philatio?
#300571
<thetooth> you know what makes me angry?
(haro) thetooth, cavities?
#15561
*** WD_40 is now known as Memory_Leak
<Memory_Leak> hmm... I could become a faulty breast augmentation and change to Mamory_Leak
#38426
<@ara> Occupation: psychologist
<@ara> Smoker: No
<@ara> Drinker: No
<@ara> sweet
<@ara> she can deal with me fine
<@ara> i dont drink i dont smoke
<@ara> and im insane
Comment: #SBK, irc.enterthegame.com
#2133
<Kashan> I think we should circumsize horses so they look prettier in the porn videos
#307315
<cansado> decode this while i poop: dWggb2gsIG15IGFudXMgaXMgZGlsYXRpbmch
<jph> jph@hellcat:[ttys005]:~/Downloads$ echo dWggb2gsIG15IGFudXMgaXMgZGlsYXRpbmch | base64 -d ; echo
<jph> uh oh, my anus is dilating!
<jph> cans: fuck you
#53214
<withnail> effexor sounds like a hacker drug
#49662
adthelad: when Mario Kart DS comes out
adthelad: i'm going to draw a cock on my car
adthelad: DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING, DID YOU NINTENDO
#42868
[Toblerone_] where did people come up with this high on life concept?? is that like having sex without a partner??
[Cheeky_Chick] yeah its called masterbation
[Toblerone_] cheeky: when u masta, do u first take yourself out to dinner
[Toblerone_] followed by a romantic solitary walk on the beach
[Toblerone_] and a nice coffee by yourself
[Toblerone_] and then do it??
Nikky`] rofl
Nikky`] No Toblerone_.. when you fuck yourself.. you can condone cheap ass behaviour..coz you know your broke but horny
#29386
<Supachikn> can anyone offer advice on how to de-scratch a cd?
<Supachikn> both small, medium, and large scratches
<JohnMK> Meguiars #7 or somesuch
<JohnMK> groups.google.com it
<JohnMK> I bought something at Software Etc. or whatever that seems to work pretty well
<wildboar> yeah I know this guy that bought the big pro scratch remover machines
<wildboar> and I smelled the stuff
<wildboar> and I was like wtf that is the meguiars #7 showcar glaze I use on my car
<Supachikn> so just this car-polish and a buffing with a soft cloth?
<Seed> a little jizz on the cloth won't hurt too
<Supachikn> :( I'm all dry at the moment
Comment: #hydrogenaudio on freenode
#5307
<Jewedass> atarax: Find yourself a nice 26 year old woman and pretend she's two 13 year olds
#52745
dackattac: I found GTA demoralizing until I got into the story.
dackattac: Suddenly that wasn't the emulation of my thumbs acting on my whims, it was the character of a thug in the life of crime on his own terms, and the missions were simply part of the plot.
legames: holy christ
legames: that's hilarious
legames: it's about punching hookers
legames: everyone knows that
Comment: On Grand Theft Auto - Vice City.
#5606
<synja> WOOOOOOOOOO
<matts> woooooooooo what
<synja> im celebrating in advance for when one of you guys gives me an acct to an audio warez site that im about to ask access for
#301550
<ryg> some architectures seriously make you want to staple your palm to your face to save yourself a lot of effort
#31642
<Rjx> I had this thought for a t-shirt design that I want to work on
<Rjx> it's the hindu god with all the arms
<Rjx> and he's typing at like 7 keyboards
<kitchen> playing eq?
<Rjx> ?
<kitchen> imagine having 7 arms
<kitchen> and playing eq on all of those
<kitchen> you'd be like.. uber raid force
<kitchen> one person
<maff> you'd also have a date for every night of the week
Comment: #geekissues
#305924
<@tacodog> was reading off recipes to my wife and she just made me a bloody mary xD
<@pyna> maybe youre accidentally husbanding as root
#28743
<WaSp> nice day outside
<WaSp> w00t
<WaSp> spring break soon
<WaSp> doubel w00t
<WaSp> no parents home over spring break
<WaSp> triple w00t
<@HamWork> no poontang over spring break
<@HamWork> lose 3 woots
#25173
<CrdStang> Oh dear
<CrdStang> Oh fuck dear no
<CrdStang> My stupid ass dad just drove the ride-on lawn mower here from his place 3/4 of a mile away
#232968
<Trinexx> I had a hard drive that was rattling like hell once. Me, being stupid with hardware at the time, unscrewed it and booted the computer
<Trinexx> the drive lept out of the drive bay and bounced around in the case.
<Trinexx> Needless to say, I ended up replacing more than just the hard drive -_-
#38911
 Duff: man it's cool how the walking trees fuckup the white wizards tower
Name|ess: if lotr never existed and Duff said that
Name|ess: I would want your acid
#309684
(@pirokoro) you know your city is fucked up when William Gibson uses it as example of emergent chaotic dystopia :P
#7127
*** Mezoth|work was kicked by Avie_work (the last guy that said, "I think you know what I want" to me ended up in the hospital. FOR SIX MONTHS.)
#25128
<@daerid> I have a drinking problem
<@daerid> I just spilled pepsi on my shirt 4 times in a row
#32155
<Scepterr> i think i pissed myself yesterday
<Scepterr> but i dont remember
<Scepterr> cause when i woke up this morning i noticed that my pants were soaking wet
<Scepterr> but it doesnt smell like piss
Comment: in oper channel at BetasIRC