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#309379
< V0id> one advantage of a complicated root password is can't type it when drunk
#8466
<helminthes> hey i had a vision today of some fat old man with a dog sitting on campus and he goes, "hey, pet my dog" and i say, "heh no thanks i gotta go to class." "but the dog's cute, look at him." "no man, see ya" "DOG HATER!!! DOG HATER!! HE JUST HIT MY DOG IN THE FACE" {i run away}
#38415
<snottyboy> Mary's father has five daughters:
<snottyboy> 1. Nanna,
<snottyboy> 2. Nenne,
<snottyboy> 3. Ninni,
<snottyboy> 4. Nonno.
<snottyboy> 5. ??????
<snottyboy> What is the name of the fifth daughter?
<Dragon> Nunnu
<snottyboy> Nunnu? NO! Of course not. Her name was Mary
<snottyboy> read up
<snottyboy> :P~
#2725
* CanuckSaq screws with people's minds way too much
<mindrape> CanuckSaq: you must have a little weewee, cuz i didn't feel you were screwing mine :/
<CanuckSaq> mr: a) I have a gigantic cock, and b) you assume you actually possess a mind
#3620
<meohmy> at the end of the day its smokers that keep the hospitals running
#2778
<schwack> if there's one thing i hate its everything
#2771
<Elfin> Santa Claus broke in through my window last night.
<Kashan> did he leave you a new window
#41199
<xtraverse> we were thinking about building the shed out of wood
<HerbDX> dude that'd come down faster than my pants at a childrens day out
<HerbDX> oh SHIT that REALLY came out wrong
<xtraverse> you have issues
#8066
<ItaLiaNStaLLioN> hey i deleted internet explorer by accident and now i need a browser asap, could some1 send me it plz
#5757
<bytraper> sheesh... I crashed the last company car I had :/
<bytraper> I pulled the sun visor down and a spider with 15 legs dropped from it
<girlie-> 15 legs.. lol
<Dark_un> thats almost 2 spiders
#31951
* Haplo gets a knofe
<@Haplo> knife
<@Haplo> knofe...
<@Haplo> where the hell did that come from
< HighlordThunder> thats an i/o-error
#6011
<incarnate> hey cres, I know what you're thinking right now
<incarnate> " "
<cres> i dont get it
#13916
*** tate|work is now known as tate
<chaoticset_Perling> Hey tate
<tate> yo, chaotic
<tate> I just did two of the dumbest things possible
<chaoticset_Perling> ...first?
<tate> the first was staying up all night as part of a plan to attempt to reset my internal clock
<chaoticset_Perling> ...and the second?
<tate> the second was laying down in bed two hours before work thinking I could catch just one hour of sleep
<chaoticset_Perling> LOL!
#74565
<duncanspock> hey NegaLos, i saw your pic, you look like a pedo
<NegaLos> i saw yours, you look like my potential victim
#32464
<BlackDeth> dont tell me what i am
<BlackDeth> i know what i am
<ckx> alright popeye
#6662
<enrol> my new ircing technique is unstoppable
<jj> do you think youre dalnet sword can defeat me!?
<jj> en guard, ill let you try my efnet style
#141262
<CoolCookieCooks> when i was a child i thought being disabled was another gender because they had seperate toilets.
#7278
( Loony-Stud) pretty ass?
( Lev ) possibly....everytime i check i get dizzy from turning and fall down
#8986
<czg> you're not gary larson
<Nekroe> czg... how the fuck do you know?
<czg> because I'm gary larson
#49772
<kyrih> I'm out, cya all!
<DM> me 2
* DM is now known as DM-off
* kyrih is now known as kyrih-off
* merc is now known as merc-off
* logan is now known as logan-off
<jack> well...maybe not
#6699
<dbaker> Whoever thinks rc5-64 will be cracked in 50 years is an idiot.
<dbaker> It'll be cracked before the end of 1998.
#9008
<mrfy> hmm. my title choice was questioned
<pembroke> what title did you ask for?
<mrfy> software zymurgist
<mrfy> "I was curious, since 'zymurgist' usually has to do with the chemical fermentation process in the production of wine. Perhaps that's a term also used in software, and I apologize for having second guessed this if that is the case."
#22076
<@Xin> stfu loxley. go back to denmark!
<@Xin> fake swede cunt!
<@loxley> Xin: okay .fi wannabe
<@Xin> OMFG
<@Xin> THAT WAS LOW
#117356
<GregG> I also paid for mIRC, 'cus it's the best IRC app out there, no matter how many others I try. It was time to cough it up to the guy.
<irq_> wow, paying for irc
<irq_> worse than paying for sex
#86063
* custardpringle was talking about how she regularly sleeps in the art building thursday nights because she works late thursdays and has art hw due first thing fridays
<Eiko> what do you sleep on?
<custardpringle> there is a lounge. with couches.
<custardpringle> I try not to think too hard about them.
* Eiko spent a week of freshman year in college sleepingin the Physical Therapy lab after doing something horrible.
<Eiko> so I know that feeling
<Ellie> Uh oh?
<Eiko> well, my freshman roommate was, uh, very amorous...
<Eiko> ...and I stopped enjoying having to find somewhere else to sleep other than my own bed on weekends...
<Eiko> ...an I was staff on the campus radio station...
<Eiko> so yeah, to save my life I slept in the PT lab for a week until my roommate stopped wanting to kill me for broadcasting twenty minutes of fucking.
<Eiko> I note it was not a live broadcast.
<Eiko> I taped it and played it on the air.