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#17390
<@Afterglow> what's the point of irc anyway
<@Afterglow> everyone idles
< destruct> the "point" is that if you take the third word spoken on the second tuesday of every month of the the third person down in each channel you visit on irc, they will form a description of the path to the lost city of atlantis
#30566
<Mediator> hmm....that troy movie looks awsome....I'll be able to jackoff to orlando bloom without having to watch lotr
<@Phucker> assumes 'orlando' is female.
<Mediator> your assumtion is wrong
<@Phucker> Jesus.
<Mediator> orlando bloom is legolas in lotr
<@Phucker> Jesus x2.
#21421
[^Ryan^]: welcome to the real world she said to me
[Epi]: Possible second line to ^Ryan^'s poem "as she took of her pants and turned into a he"
#43500
(eve`) girls don't fart
(mrsalvado) That is the biggest lie ever.
(mrsalvado) I mean Santa Claus + The Easter Bunny is a smaller lie, together.
(Ravenclaw) THE EASTER BUNNY IS A LIE?!
(Riftwalkr) WTF SPOILERS
(Ravenclaw) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(Riftwalkr) ASSHOLE
#17058
<D|S-Alias> my balls are in such gay positions
<D|S-Alias> they are all on one side in a cluster
<D|S-random> i fuckin hate that
<D|S-random> when they stick to ur leg
<D|S-random> ER
<D|S-random> i just wanna rip them off
<D|S-Alias> im talking about pool yo
#5805
<evenpar123> I am so going to be moderated for that last comment...
<mightyflo> console wars are stupid. people that get involved with console wars are even stupidder
<evenpar123> Console wars? I was just giving some information, and making fun of the fact that his parents don't love each other anymore
#59620
<nihon-jin> why would you need regular partner for causual sex.... i'm speaking about geeks & sex, not about geeks and relationships here
<teh_LaC> who needs a regular partner when you have regular expressions?
#29939
<ckjesusx> reppy poses as a elementary school crossing guard
<ckjesusx> only the other side of the street is the back of his van
#176
(Theseus-) guilty says my computer realizes that it's running a celeron and tries to commit suicide
#25190
<Delidgamond> Naw, hoping it was the truth
<Delidgamond> I am the sexiest man alive after all
<Delidgamond> I mean, what woman WANT to get it on with me
<Delidgamond> fuck
<Delidgamond> said that wrong
<Malbi> no you said it correct
#7419
<elite_chaR> butcher im sitting like right behind you at lanwar :D
<elite_chaR> SO NO FUNNY BUSINESS
<elite_chaR> NO WEIRD NOISES
<elite_chaR> NO WEIRD SMELLS
<elite_chaR> NO WEIRD SPELLING
<butcher> dude, too late, I just f4rt3d
<butcher> that's a wierd noise, a weird smell, and a weird spelling.
#2069
<Daz-D3> wanna see somethin funny ld?
<LordDeath> No. Please pull your pants back up.
#54848
<GSGold> that reminds me of some robot from power rangers
<GSGold> back when i thoguht that show as cool when i was 5
<GSGold> in retrospect that's probably why i am who i am today
<Elyscape> yes
<Elyscape> yes, that's why
#16008
<eX|chika|afk> BTW how was Singapore ?
<eX|chika|afk> get any cool shit while u were over there, like HIV or Herpies ?
#5903
<Gir> Final Fantasy: The Bible Adventure Coming to DVD
<Toen> what the hell is that?
<Gir> hehe
<Toen> "Cecil, deliver baby Moses! Please do not throw him into the water!"
#36288
<tammy> why do guys always try to act so macho all the time
<vercetti> because we're rugged!
<vercetti> now if you'll excuse me, I have to go sort my wash and wear from my delicates :D
#6430
<TwoEight> heh, i dont even know how to hack a system
<TwoEight> i am always amazed when i hear such stories
<TheBigZ> hell, half the time I can't get into my own damn box, much less someone elses
#21345
<MoonKitty> I'm on the cock patch
<DS> you mean masturbation?
<MoonKitty> call it what you like
<lowerfrenum> lol
<DS> for that, i will fire up bash
#3265
<HondaRace> ask shok and how much I charged him for his clutch
<HondaRace> ;)
<Shok> no
<Shok> i'm embarassed
<poste> how much?
<HondaRace> he sucked my dick
<Shok> i felt used and dirty after
<spicrx7> HR, he sucked mine for a stick of gum the other day
<spicrx7> you got ripped off
#7590
*** Signoff: iyeoh (Connection reset by peer)}
*** ieyoh has joined #mpeg3c
<iyeoh> WHO EVER PEER IS...YOU FUCKING LOW LIFE BASTARD MOTHERFUCKER OF A RTEENAGE WANKER, BEND OVER SO YOUR HALF FATHER CAN SCREW YOU IN THE ASS TILL YOUR BUTT OOZES FUCKING BLOOD
#19859
<jeff> penguin mints will rot your brain.
<MrFalcon> fine works brain my -- about talking you are what?
#13121
<i_am_pi> (pvah) i wonder how funny airport security would think it would be if you walked into an airport with a cardboard box that said "BOMB" on it
<i_am_pi> i love QDB./
<i_am_pi> www.geekissues.org/quotes/
<pedXing> i_am_pi: I believe it's a 2 year minimum sentence, but I'm sure they'd be laughing.
<Kthulu> i doubt they'd find it funny
#20503
<Radu> a friend of my dad's in Texas named his daughter Treasure Darling
<Radu> i shit you not
<Tac0> did you fuck her
<Tac0> ?
<Radu> dude, it's his newborn baby, you idiot
<Tac0> whats your point
#8351
<LULU-LION> yea i finsd hy school and im going to choleg dome ass
#42219
<tJmarshal> heh so hes like "you interested in a best buy card?" and in all "no ive got one" and he all comes back with "oh yeah? whats the number? ill punch it in"
<northdeer> rofl you got pwned then hun
<tJmarshal> mom, dont ever use that term again. please.
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