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#14933
<mevrick6> buti dont like verbal sex, cos it creat me problem'
#7891
<Nebu|sR> least you've got yourself a "real" women
<Fodz> indeed
<Fodz> back to your doll eh nebs? :P
<Nebu|sR> hey im comfortable being alone
<Fodz> pffft
<Fodz> a plastic friend is hardly alone :D
<rabbit> especially when you call it "darryl" like nebs does
#7175
<Punk-In-Drublic> ill look at my penis... and laugh... or will i cry??
<Mousey> it deoends if you drew a happy face or a sad face on it ross
#311315
<haq> so you get thermal cycling outside the projected envelopes, plus RoHS lead free solder means all your ball soldered components eventually crack away from the boards
<haq> i would strangle the last whale to death with a dorito bag if i could get real solder back in electronics
#31235
<Kaelic> Broadband, although more expensive than dial-up, is actually saving me money through excessive piracy.
#304473
< gordonjcp> oh deary me, someone has emailed me asking for advice on running a MUD under ax25d
< gordonjcp> yeah
< gordonjcp> 'cos individually, MUDs and packet radio aren't geeky enough by themselves
Comment: #scotlug
#133
<Bobby20> I had this really weird dream once that I dropped my penis in the shower and I couldn't get it to go back on
#295558
<@Xilas> so....I use plagiarism all the time in my papers. I just reword it.
<@Xilas> Even Einstein said "The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources."
<@Rican> Yeah, well from what I've seen so far.. you're pretty horrible a it.
#42152
<BobDragonslayer> The rabbi of said temple wanted to hear the south park song "I'm a lonely jew at christmas"
<BobDragonslayer> so a co worker and I loaded up Kazaa and tracked down a copy, complete with thevideo
<BobDragonslayer> so me, the rabbi, and my rather religious co-worker are sitting in the temple front office, and we start it up
<BobDragonslayer> and it's lesbian porn
Comment: #btc
#47207
TriaVox: cd .pron
TriaVox: .. wrong window
UmInAsHoE: lol
TriaVox: oh yeah. dammit i fuckin forgot i didnt set up x yet
TriaVox: MAN THAT SUCKS
#299049
<Xagor> mexico legalized drugs for personal use
<Xagor> time for them to be on the receiving end of illegal immigration =P
#4881
<reuben> send me a picture of you.
<{Elmo}> no scanner
<reuben> get one.
<{Elmo}> no $$
<ryano> in other words reub, you probably dont want to see her
#38016
<Mech> well if you live with Fearincognito rent+utilities will be like 200 a month
<Twisted> wow i can cover that with one weeks pay
<Mech> and it's always good to have a couple thousand saved up just incase
<Twisted> yuh
<Mech> Like your car blows up or something
<Twisted> dont fucken touch my car
#25158
<@Winquman> Please note that you will have much faster service if you use HelpServ. Type /msg HelpServ <issue>. Thank You.
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#56367
<FrozenTrout> I stubbed my toe
<Thorog> (This toe is a stub. You can help #sluggysquad by expanding it!)
#32429
[brian2] oh hey guys, i just got the best part of the ex marriage story.
[brian2] she's marrying the owner of her company.
[billn] match made in HR.
[brian2] i think my response went over like a fart in a sleeping bag.
[billn] you were the only one who liked it?
#1619
<Seros> fuck
<Seros> we were at 7-11
<Seros> And amanda is wearing this shirt that says "wtf?"
<Seros> The indian guy that works there said "What is the meaning of this.. wtf?"
<Amanda> I told him that it's a non-profit organization. >:O
#19391
<Vulpes> I feel fine.
<Su-chan> Goooooooood.
<Su-chan> *hands Vulpes a cookie*
<Vulpes> Actually, I have a slight tummyache. Too many cummy bears, I think.
<Vulpes> ...
<Vulpes> gummy.
<Vulpes> I'm going to go back to writing now.
#50686
<lude> do you type things just to see your nick scroll up the screen?
#72748
<insaneidiot> so i have to write a paper for english about why Launcelot likes to run around killing people
<MC> He was beat as a child
<Tar> it's because he yearns desperately for approval
<HunterX11> its the name
<HunterX11> if you name a girl candi, she'll be a stripper
<HunterX11> if you name a boy jeeves, he'll be a butler
<HunterX11> if you name a guy launcelot, he's gonna fucking lance people
Comment: irc.bungie.org #hbo
#20525
<Gerrard> Theres some sort of militant feminist movement going on in my ceramics class
#297776
<DevXen> seriously iPhone. stop autocorrecting all my fucks into ducks. you're making all my strong worded texts look harmless and adorable.
#31918
<usunoro> it's not small it's just more efficient
#182262
<pnbeast> althalus, you bastard, why don't you type up my second homework problem for me?
<althalus> depends on what it is.
<althalus> If you want a highly pessimistic rant on the state of the world and the intelligence level of the average person today, I'm your man :)
#16398
<bix> it was like the flintstones
<mltj> but without the cars.
<mltj> or dinosaurs.
<mltj> or flintstones.
<bix> exactly.