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#33839
<motolov> i actually have shat in a urinal once
<motolov> when i was 10 we went to germany and the toilets you had to pay for at a rest stop, but the urinals were free of charge, i could not wait to go back to the car for deutchmarks
#44533
<@Rjx> just to be clear, there's absolutely zero chance of me cheating on sara
<<FlaVouR> is sara your new laptop?
Comment: #geekissues
#19634
«°º°» Joins -- Guest9232023 [ Guest@DynastyNet-9315.dial.bright.net ]
<Guest9232023> hi
<X13> Hey.
<X13> :)
<Guest9232023> help me onto irc
<Guest9232023> how do i get on irc
<X13> You're on IRC.
<Guest9232023> o
#7635
<zophar>I think you're taking their feelings in the wrong way. Some people just happen to like the game. Obviosuly you don't care that much, and thats cool. But it's your opinion, and some people would like to really play this game the way its meant to be played, full final product, without all the insane amount of cheating in it. O_o;
<Galigmus_Ruune> who cares
<Galigmus_Ruune> cheaters make the game more lifelike
* com4 goes back to warcraft 3 so he can cheat and kill faster than those stupid orcs
#97327
DWang: a friend of mine
DWang: used 3 minutes on his phone last month
DWang: but he got refunded 4!
DWang: the phone company apparently uses 4-byte unsigned ints
DWang: because it UNDERFLOWED
DWang: he apparently used 2^32 minutes at 10 cents a minute
DWang: so he got a bill
DWang: for $430 MILLION
#16631
<jonathans> this fettucine is so thick i thought for a second i was eating noodles and semen
<jonathans> its not very salty, though
#7783
<u238|duhasst> pdf's suck for reading on the toilet
#47745
<GenericLoser> It's depressing when you realize the class you're writing has more friends than you do.
#15432
<^CHH>Stormer> brought some bitch home from the bar last night, had to leave her here this morning when I went to work, I come home and the bitch is gone and stole my damn cat
<^CHH>Stormer> that dumb bitch.....
<^CHH>Stormer> she wouldn't even swallow
#3636
<kung_fu_mike> its not a fast rmix when all you did was speed up the bit rate
<kung_fu_mike> oh and degrade the quality
#6491
<SwampFox> "I'm sleeping with several local teens. Find out if your child is one of them at 11."
#28709
<Stikes> I HATE fighting with gf online gah
<Sylan> easier to ignore her. =)
<Stikes> dude..im buff..
<Stikes> and she can kick my ass
<Tha_Burner> just go offline and tell her aim fucked up
<Stikes> she knows my ip and would just ping me or something
#297866
< Brat> I dreamt that my cat had become unsatisfied with all the love and affection that I gave her and that she started looking online at cat "personals", which are really just pages and pages of people's hands in the "cat petting" position, with profile information like "looking for a loving cat to stroke" "SWM looking for classy cat", etc. etc.
< Brat> It ended up with me getting on my knees and promising that I'd give her twice as much attention.
< Brat> :( Then I woke up.
#302103
<bucketmouse> every time i feel depressed i just 7zip something from the commandline
<bucketmouse> lrobin$ 7za a test.7z blah.txt
<bucketmouse> Creating archive test.7z
<bucketmouse> Compressing blah.txt
<bucketmouse> Everything is Ok
#23443
*** Signoff: JediJawa (Quit: do you ever just sit around for a minute trying to think of a witty quit message and you can't think of anything so you type a long nonsensical message? Just me then...)
#234785
<cogwheel> So at Longs Drugs there was a rack of "wellness" pamphlets for various ailments. One was called "Women and Migranes". First thought to cross my mind was "Cause and Effect"
#300997
<Cylene> Why're they called boobies?
<Cylene> they should be called yaybies!
#30112
<+Arilakon> mmm.. nothing more fun then downloading a german crack for an english game, and going into it and it's all like "ACHTUNG" and you're like "WTF"
#303515
&Akensai: i just brutally slaughtered some russian asshat
&Akensai: called me an elephant penis in russian
&Akensai: so i let him know i could understand russian
&Akensai: by calling him 2 week old moldy dick juice
&Akensai: now we're friends.
#11397
<zx64> ducktape is merely a physical manifestation of regexps
#297968
[carbine] Uh oh. Foxconn employee killed himself after losing an iPhone prototype
[errata4q] wtf?
[errata4q] is that the macworld article?
[wliao] it's on wired as well
[carbine] You know what this means?
[carbine] NEW IPHONE ON THE WAY!
[carbine] Woo!
#19000
* harb goes to do something totally wild and out of his head.
<harb> See you at the diner.
*** harb has quit IRC (Quit: michief. mayhem. soap.)
<Danelope> Eating lunch is "totally wild"? Jesus Christ, that boy needs to get out more often.
<Danelope> New from the producers of "Girls Gone Wild" and "Girls Gone Wild: Spring Break", it's "Bryan Allen Goes Wild!"
<Danelope> Watch as Bryan goes crazy and...eats chicken!
<Danelope> YOU WON'T BELIEVE YOUR EYES!
#59266
<Michiko> yes, well, my landlord got a puppy.
<Michiko> It won't die
<Michiko> I'm not sure if it's a real puppy or a stereo with a puppy cd in it
<Michiko> Because any normal animal would have passed out by now
#61431
<gnarfel> i run linux on my toaster
<gnarfel> granted theres no driver for the heater coils, but the fact that im eating open source toast warms the bread on its own
#15528
<`Stevie> missed a great weekend fire
<firemoo> i coudln't possibly have had a better weekend
<`Stevie> get laid?
<firemoo> even better!
<firemoo> irc :]