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#3935
*** Signoff: Morpheus (Connection reset by peer)
*** Morpheus (vanford@host-209-214-188-107.clt.bellsouth.net) has joined channel #relax
<Morpheus> argh.. that wasn't my speaker cable
#20041
<taQo> have you ever died before? man that sucks.
<Prozzy> I died before. Luckily i was in a video game, so the main guy resurrected me. I came back to life 500 times.
<Prozzy> I was Super Jesus.
#3038
<Javi> irc is like a cigarette
<Javi> you know it's bad for you
<Javi> but you just can't stop
#3465
<f9|war3beta> These Mint Skittles taste like shit.
<Brentai> MINT SKITTLES?
<JDigital> f9: Tell me about it. Over here, we call the green ones "Excre-mint".
<JDigital> Alternatively known as "New car smell" flavour.
#306
<NtG> people beta test a MS product every time they boot windows
#8153
<Naivete> hey joe, if you suck at UO pvp, SAY ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.
<Kiler> rofl
*** Joe_ is now known as Imkillingyou
*** Imkillingyou is now known as nexttimeiseeyou
#16409
<Never> Okay, I'm not really going to be a novelist, it just sounds a lot better than "autistic retard constantly lost in own fantasy world"
#305255
<fahadsadah> The only deity I pray to is Charles Darwin.
<fahadsadah> Aside: I think I'm getting this whole secular thing wrong.
#183485
<Vincerific> /quit
<Vincerific> i wanted to see if he would go "/quit?"
<Vincerific> and log off
<Vincerific> XD
<Scarecrow> lol I remember you tried to fool me like that once Vince.
<Scarecrow> But I learnt how not to fail
<Scarecrow> >:)
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<Vincerific> LOL
#25223
<briancuz>My mom is ashamed of me because i'm not an alterboy. My dads ashamed of me because i'm not a football star
<sswoop182>sooooooo............Tackle a priest
#302797
<Sabriel> I think I'll shower and game a bit
<Sabriel> before working on hw
<KamikaziNinja> thanks for showing up out of no where to tell us
<KamikaziNinja> :P
<Sabriel> haha
<KamikaziNinja> HEY GUYS I THINK IM GOING TO IDLE TODAY. PROBABLY NOT GONNA TALK MUCH. JUST LETTIN YOU KNOW
<Sabriel> haha
<mike> I AM A WOMAN IN A ROOM FULL OF MEN AND I'M GOING TO TALK ABOUT BEING NAKED WHILST WATER RUSHES OVER MY BODY
<Ignite> mike: half of the channel is gay
<mike> AND PLAY VIDEO GAMES
<Ignite> :D
<mike> Ignite, well, I guess you can speculate on what conditioner she uses.
<mike> :P
Comment: #80h on irc.80h.org
#152895
<hekman> i took my son to the zoo on saturday and i had the worst gas...we were looking at the rhinos and he says, "dad, the rhinos are stinky, let's go"
<hekman> and then later he was like, "dad, the zoo is very stinky"
#34250
XtBA: oh yea and my moms wants u to ask ur pops if he can drive us to air plane thing
XtBA: holy shit i forgot the name
XtBA: oh yea... airport
Jiggy: ....wow
XtBA: haha i was thinking bout plane station
#295402
<incesticide> fine, you can have ops
<incesticide> but first you must answer this skill testing question
<incesticide> you are in a race, and overtake the person in second place
<incesticide> what is 2+2?
<cj> SECOND, BITCH!
<cj> oh fuck
#50879
<@pixeldust> i dunno whats getting me higher, the weed i smoked or the Febreeze I use to mask the smell. that shit is pretty strong.
#2461
<pSa007> what is the difference between nintendo64 and commodore64?
#298636
<Gilded> Info: I am now "the Insane" in WoW and have thus won in life
<Gilded> That is all
<insane_alien> winning in life and playing WoW are mutually exclusive
#56423
(Nick) hahah wtf
(Nick) girl on tv singing
(Nick) "id like to dedicate this song to my parents. i wouldnt be here tonight without them."
(Nick) NO SHIT LADY
#29351
<MightyQuinn> You know about those roman hackers.
<MightyQuinn> THey were I III III VII.
#294937
* nobu^ (*@*.*) Quit (Quit: When two people dream the same dream, it ceases to be an illusion.)
<j3_optrix> When two people dream the same dream, it's a pointer error.
#42930
<_stan> old macdonald had a farm
<_stan> e-i-e-i-o
<_stan> and on that farm he had a 40-50% statistical likelihood of committing an unnatural sex act with an animal according to the research of alfred kinsey
<_stan> e-i-e-i-o
Comment: #ampedOut nursery rhyme
#3913
<ScumDog> Mexicans rock because down in Mexico they're too poor to update any of the arcade games
<ScumDog> so all the players rock at games on 12-year-old hardware
<ScumDog> not surprisingly, there's also a large concentration of Double Dragon champions there
#19539
Eldoran : Umm lets see, it was recess during 4th grade and I was reading Return of the King, I think it was at the breaching of the gate.. but thats beside the point
Eldoran : Then a quasi friend in my class approaches me, and tries to "call me out"...
Eldoran : and I'm ignoring him... so he snatches my book from me and throws it on the ground.
CptAwesome : So you stabbed him
Eldoran : Hes standing square to me, with his fists up, and I step foward snap kick him in the crotch, then follow thru on the motion bringing my other legs knee up to his decending chin
CptAwesome : then you stabbed him?
Eldoran : No :{
CptAwesome : so, when the hell did you stab him?
Eldoran : I never did!
CptAwesome : Then how was this a fight?
#33402
Frylock: that was the best conversation ever!
Pie: what was?
Frylock: i was getting stoned at a friends house last night, so i called him a few hours ago to pick me up and i asked where he was and he says "jail, where are you?"
Pie: lol
Frylock: "WHAT?!" "I'm in jail, the place with the cops and the prisoners"
Pie: lol o_o
Comment: True Story...He got out the same night.
#30167
* OverlordQ changes topic to 'Forget Bayes, We need the Stalin Mail Filter (TM) -- it detects spam, hunts down the spammer, and exiles them to Siberia.'