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#28994
<Aokromes> what HOTTT
<Aokromes> 102 °F / 39 °C
<[Piratez]> no idea what temp it is outside here
<[Piratez]> but it aint hot
<[Piratez]> no chicks are out
#56888
<dizzy_> BlueInferno why did you give up on christianity?
<BlueInferno> dizzy_, I read the bible.
#1066
<D1> omg
<D1> christians are knocking at my door
<D1> and they're armed with the holy bible
#17123
Vrex989: know wonder you failed english
#1968
<MrSede> If it could balance a beer on its head without spilling I'd give it props, but any rodent can balance a pancake on its noggin
#45489
<hybridpro> what is the best program
<hybridpro> for avi to dvd
<hybridpro> on mirc
<wixard> irc2dvd
<PcChip> i hear they released version 5.6
---- five minutes later ----
<hybridpro> um, there is no irc 2 dvd
<hybridpro> U ALL ARE A BUNCHA LIERS
<hybridpro> FUCKERS!!!!!
#18532
<pure_arf> relapse you can fuck with most new tv infrared receivers
<pure_arf> with TI calculators
<pure_arf> i was just playing with one once, pressing random buttons and the TV suddenly turns on and starts flipping channels
<MonkeyT> arf are you sure you didnt confuse a ti graphing calculator with a remote control
#200837
<Pappy-R> To those that asked about it yesterday, I just got my call from my doctor and I passed my last round of tests. I am GOOD TO FLY!
<TaisiN> so the feather grafts took hold?
#51901
<Canadian> so then
<Canadian> parts guy was like
<Canadian> cdn you want to see a naked pic of my wife
<Canadian> and I was like sure if you want to see my home made scat porn
<Canadian> and thats how the rcmp came to my house and put me in jail
<hydrok> canadian
<hydrok> i have one question for you
<Canadian> i had beer for breakfast
<hydrok> ok answered
#311220
<thebananaking> I'm sick and my cat died :(
<thebananaking> kidney stone, blocked bladder, no symptoms until too late
<thebananaking> he was a terrible cat, had no idea how to cat
<thebananaking> but I'll miss the little fucker
<thebananaking> there was a communications stuffup at the vet, and I got a followup call the next day to see how he was doing
<thebananaking> I couldn't help myself and said "well, he's not doing much..."
<thebananaking> I don't think I've ever heard anyone blush before
#3830
<ScumDog> the mom-look is sexy though
<ScumDog> don't take it wrong
<nitrifik> ScumDog: what weird fetish do you NOT possess dude?
#39214
<The_GGA> But ninjas never lose a fight. They just don't.
<desplesda> what if you've got two teams of ninjas fighting each other? who wins then?
<The_GGA> The ninjas.
<desplesda> you make a good point
#13545
<graeme123> i dont understand
<graeme123> be more pacific
#270129
< Frowardd> this channel, collectively, is alikened to a bundle of burning cigarettes
< Frowardd> ie, full of nicotine and bad for me.
< Frowardd> goodnight
<@relsqui> that was the subtlest way to call us all fags ever
< Selig> relsqui: what was?
<@relsqui> exactly.
#50574
EternalFootman: 25g of wafers and 20mL of cheap wine undergo transubstantiation and become the flesh and blood of Jesus. How many Joules of heat are released by the transformation?
LittleBunny32: if you assume that the material properties of GOD possess an infinite enthalpy, and obviously that of mortal materials are finite, then the transubstantiation process requires an infinite amount of energy and will freeze the entire universe. Alternately, if we assume they can be transmuted from the infinite creative capabilities (and energy) of GOD, then by combusting them we can receive an infinite amount of free energy and the catholic church is holding out on us
#7994
< BigBadGangsta> I swear, I need to write a book called "Stupid shit for stupid fucks"
<@mewse> by a retard, for retards
#102516
< fydo> i wish i had a kitty :/
< grelli> fydo: our friends across the hall have kittys
< grelli> it's the best plan ever
< grelli> we visit and play with them
< gaius> we play surgeon
Comment: "gaius" is a bot that randomly says things.
#5611
<+straylight> Limp Bizket stole their music from black people... but black people were going to throw it away anyway.
#32285
<+snow_veil> apparently nasa found hematite on mars
<+error> is that smokable?
#311601
<Muad-Dib> I use IRC by carrier pigeon
<yipdw> I use it by boat
<yipdw> connection reset by pier
#296099
(loup) nice, google's usenet reader has a translator integrated
(loup) what's not so nice is that it offered to translate a german document into dutch for me
(v427ci505) like foreign languages?
(v427ci505) everyone knows usenet is best appreciated in the original klingon
#657
<muted> i dont like slackware
<Zephyrous> muted: what are you on?
<Accipiter> Zephyrous >> Crack, apparently.
<muted> suse
#29933
<PigsCantFly> the best thing about being asian is you can use someone elses ID to get booze
#9036
<DJTodd> Which is gayer? Pokemon or Pro Wrestling?
<LarsC> wrestling.
<Amoeba> Wrestling.
<jt`> wrestling.
<[prone]> wrestling.
#898
<timmo> make me dumplings
<timmo> and some grit
<Fustard> grits*
<Fustard> grit would be dirt, tim
<timmo> no zach im watchin my weight i only want one grit