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#148598
<LordLicorice> I made Goatse talk once
<LordLicorice> In a Scottish accent
<LordLicorice> There was some Budweiser thing
<LordLicorice> where you could upload your portrait
<LordLicorice> and assign eye points, lip points, etc.
<LordLicorice> and make yourself say things
<LordLicorice> so I uploaded Goatse
<LordLicorice> made him talk
<LordLicorice> chose Scottish accent
<LordLicorice> made him recite scripture about the End Times
#14794
<blur_> i just got a buncha penises flashed at me :(
<blur_> i somehow setup cuseeme to accept all incoming requests
<blur_> and like
<blur_> theres naked men out there apparently
#33367
* J4k3 rubs his superior AMD-based laptop, with 640MB ram.
* doc rubs J4k3 and doesnt bother with the details
* J4k3 puts the details in doc's eye
<doc> woot
Comment: #athlon on efnet
#7327
<ILLSKILLZ00> what would having a computer in my pool acomplish?
<sKratch zEro> potential death to people swimming in it
#297750
<@max> I wonder if uniball has ever thought of getting lance armstrong to sponsor their pens
#42339
<ETR> I'm a CS major
<Spork-> What college?
<prev^ail> how can you do a major in counter strike?
#18763
<drunkers> how do i know its you WILL? how many fingers am i holding up?
<WiLLWorKN> 4 drunker.. not including the one in your a$$
<drunkers> its will
#54507
<Slider> i went to little ceasers today
<Slider> and you know how they have those "Hot N Ready" pizzas?
<Matt> yeas
<Slider> well, their shirts said "HOT N READY" on the back and two blondes were the cashiers
<Slider> i burst out laughing
#80
<ebim> toz.. do her doggie style and have a laptop on her back so you can talk to us
#3457
<Legatic> How can you think you matter when your URL has a tilde in it?
#80931
<conner> All I know is, the World Of Warcraft entry in wikipedia is 20 pages long and the Personal Grooming entry is like 1 page with a picture of a cat licking its fur.
#56152
• ~Delphy sticks a usb flash drive up his nostril.
(Deathwings) "new hardware found"
#9253
centenarygirl: maybe someday, but not right now
RKM 82: "maybe someday" do you mean that, or is that just thrown in there to comfort me
centenarygirl: no.........I really mean it
<PizzaMind> maybe means "when I'm 30, my pussy is floopy, no one else wants me and I've finally grown out of liking assholes"
#16489
<zamros> WHEN I WAS LIKE SEVEN I SAW A CAR GET RUN OVER BY A CAR
<zamros> MY FIRST CAR ACCIDENT WITNESSING
<zamros> AND/OR MONSTER TRUCK RALLY
#8707
<fraggle> get in trouble?
<Afterglow> fraggle: getting in trouble because you look like elton john, of course
<fraggle> yeah they're always disappointed when they find i cant play candle in the wind
<fraggle> "so.. we measure the voltage across.... wait is that elton john back there? can you play us a song?"
#37729
<Lethe> man, if Christ is real, I'm so screwed
#90304
<@Jigsy> [10:37:19] <OD_Jonno> even the adults over 18 are soon to be limited to smoking in their houses
<@Jigsy> Unless a burglar breaks in.
<@Jigsy> Then it becomes his workplace.
#305736
<Keyla> we had a fun customer today who came in with a very detailed handwritten list of components for a computer he wanted us to build for him
<Keyla> core i5 or i7, 6-8 GB of ram (or maybe 12), 2 hard drives (he specifically requested no raid)
<Keyla> for word processing
<_habnabit> Maybe he wanted to use OOo
#30421
<lav> what the fuck
<lav> i downloaded bowling for columbine from kazaa and it's austin powers with chinese subtitles
#6208
<skrike:#916> Ill prolly just go into work next week and kill everyone
<pozer:#916> skrike: I do that all the time.
<pozer:#916> We're hiring, by the way!
#13355
<[chromex]> A paleontologist is a type of dinosaur
#33810
<splice> Pakistani president tells CNN he believes troops have surrounded al Qaeda fighters protecting "high-value target." Details soon.
<splice> goatse will be captured!
#8092
<in|cheef> you know cd's that clean your cd player
<in|cheef> can you d/l one?
#51086
<celti> right, sweet 16 goodness, here i come!
* celti fires up ZSNES
<celti> ...
<celti> 16-bit
<celti> I SAID 16-BIT!
Comment: #snoopy/irc.double0.net
#40955
<@Goremageddon> i use to fuck up alot when i started
<@Goremageddon> i gave a hot water enema to a 60 year old patient once
<@Goremageddon> and i didnt watch out
<@Goremageddon> so she shat all over me
<@Goremageddon> that fucking sucked
Comment: #blackdeath-cult