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#11705
*** Joins: Nighters (mmckesso@HSE-Toronto-ppp179585.sympatico.ca)
<Temujin> NIGHT
<Temujin> Perhaps you can arbitrate this disagreement.
<Nighters> Temujin loses.
<Nighters> disagreement arbitrated.
<Temujin> GODDAMMIT
#2915
<EFX> What's a dikfor?
#306336
* evelyn has joined #8bitpeoples
<evelyn> sometimes i can only communicate in terms of the pushing and popping of stacks
<evelyn> very tragic for my family and friends
* evelyn has quit IRC (Quit: )
<ook> hey
<ook> dammit
<ook> i wanted to like
<ook> get her number or something
#62511
<Dr_Pressure> just above the burgers section of the menu at TGI Friday's it says
<Dr_Pressure> "Your hands do all the work. Your mouth reaps all the rewards."
#68617
<@SNB> ... I just tried to scratch myself with the cursor.
<@SNB> I need help.
Comment: #bah on darkmyst
#4382
<Euri> When I was 20 (still worked as a waiter), I went out to eat with a friend at a nice-ish restaurant. There was a guy with his girlfriend/mistress/cheap hooker in front of me yelling at the hostess because they took 10 minutes to bring his food to him. So, I went up and asked him how he was doing, and why he didn't call.. and asked if his rash was clearing up.
#103238
<Fathom> Zoe: Would you prefer a woman with a healthy amount of body, or some calista flockhartish hussy who eats a few lettuce leaves for lunch every day?
<Zoe> I prefer men, quite frankly
#2150
* Derek_ thinks costa ricans are wierd
<matts> I think people who spell weird "wierd" are weird
#300984
<Sancdar> i knew a guy named ace fabionaire or something like that, he had two brothers and a sister - king, jack, and queen
<Sancdar> good thing his parents stopped or they'd have a hard time
<Fax> well, they didn't
<Fax> but they aborted it into a royal flush.
#29648
<Huzzler> chmod 777 kouha
<Huzzler> Now I can make you do stuff for me :-)
<Factotum> 777?!? You slut!
<Huzzler> Yeah!
<Huzzler> Execute him :-)
<Factotum> ./kouha
<kouha> Hi. I'm Kouha version 0.456 beta. Rape me.
#3316
<FE2work> http://abcnews.go.com/sections/living/DailyNews/video_game_vibrations020201.html
<blazemore> good thing i always turn vibration off ^_^
<mightyflo> smart money says the kid that got it got it from one of those 3rd party "RIP YOUR FUCKING ARM OFF XTREME SHOCK" controllers
<blazemore> "WARNING: DO NOT GET ALLOW YOUR CHARACTER TO GET HIT WHILE USING THIS CONTROLLER OR YOU COULD LOSE A LIMB."
#34698
[dandyd]: gah... STUPID PEOPLE!!!
[dandyd]: i set my msn status to on phone, and 4 ppl start up convos asking who im tlking to
[dandyd]: the whole point is so they dont hassle me when im on the phone ffs
[fc9k]: did you tell them you were having phonesex?
Comment: #tekheads (Quakenet)
#1062
uiu BitchX: Join to #discotheque was synched in 2.229 secs!!
<digdug> why so few people? :/
<bocz> i wuz hungry
#36288
<tammy> why do guys always try to act so macho all the time
<vercetti> because we're rugged!
<vercetti> now if you'll excuse me, I have to go sort my wash and wear from my delicates :D
#61394
<Retro> ok so this morning my friend brings in a huge tub of peanut butter
<Retro> crunchy style
<Retro> and says he'll give me 20$ to eat it all
<Retro> two hours later, I had twenty bucks and diarrhea
#7549
[blergh`] so i went to this fight and a damn hockey game broke out
#51244
<the_fonz> i've been dating this chick
<the_fonz> it's been my most stable relationship
<the_fonz> i thought it would last a while
<the_fonz> TURNS OUT SHE'S MY COUSIN
#29498
<+FuelDizzle> i wish i was a midget i'd dress up as a leperchaun
#117669
<+zmda> how fast do you guys think i can type
<+zmda> 100?
<+zmda> 200?
<+zmda> 300?
* hund sets mode: -v zmda
<@hund> 0 words per minute is my guesstimate.
Comment: #c on efnet
#8668
<cryterion> hooker fucking is an art.
<cryterion> you have to be able to do it with one arm up
<cryterion> and shave her pubes
<cryterion> while doing your business through shaving cream.
#154728
<Fox> I did a job in a house completely totaled by katrina today
<Fox> everything was ruined, destroyed, broken, except one thing
<Fox> a goku figurine
#9596
<@PikaChan> the four greatest numbers in existance: 13, 69, 666, 1337
<@PikaChan> man, it'd be cool to have the phone number 1-337-666-1369
<%ragna> pika, you thought long and hard about that didnt you?
<@PikaChan> yes i did
#30853
* RaphX deletes the sun
<RaphX> actually, I just closed the curtain
#68259
<mrk_mat> I am BRILLIANT
<mrk_mat> found the loophole I needed to get what I wanted done
<d4_teh_gr8> "it aint cheatin if she's your cousin"?
#160001
[while uploading videos to YouTube]
<urbex> took over two hours?
<myself> yep. Woohoo, comcast?
<myself> well, it failed the first time, got a "connection timed out" after about 80% of it was up...
<myself> so I had to start again, because 1986 called and took their zmodem crash recovery protocol back