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#1158
<maff> 84 of 127 emails...
<|Chris> god damn
<|Chris> aren't you popular
<maff> spamular
#43711
<jwh> My ex gf once told me that girls don't poop
<jwh> I told her she was full of shit.
#37382
<z80> lets be helpfull
<z80> and intelligent
<z80> and maybe arrive at some truth most ppl miss
<SabrWolf> u could also just shutup
#333
<TknoMncr> defunkt: if there's 1 thing I can't stand...
<TknoMncr> it's someone thinkin they're cool bringing a kid onto irc
<TknoMncr> I swear
<TknoMncr> if I find someone doing it
<TknoMncr> I will get em reported for child abuse
#27964
<bishead> 8===========================>
<[Piratez]> 8=D
<bishead> u got jipped
<[Piratez]> i'm jewish
#1729
<blinkchik> can i become a bot and how??
#3870
<thunderka> somebody speak spanish?
<Suriv> i do
<thunderka> you do what?
#5034
<Lith> im tellin ya.. im sitting on a land mine
<Lith> err
<Lith> gold mine
#43241
<Serene> comprehensive sentences plz gizlice and stop yelling
<Nismorack> She was already on my PM. But I put her on ignore.
<Freezerburn> she?
<Freezerburn> it has a gender?
<Nismorack> I stereo type a lot.
<Nismorack> And since this one came of as being annoying and whining. I clasified it as a woman.
#311660
<PoroCYon> \o/
<Saga_Musix> \o/
<Bonn333> /o/
<mtronic> \o\
<Bonn333> /o\
<mtronic> \o/
<Bonn333> (o(
<slerpy> )o(
<mtronic> ~o~
<slerpy> "o"
<Bonn333> .o.
<mtronic> <o>
<slerpy> ^o^
<mtronic> |o|
<Bonn333> ]o]
<mtronic> }o{
<slerpy> °o°
<mtronic> 7o7
<Bonn333> !o!
<mtronic> ¬o¬
<slerpy> =o=
<Bonn333> What are we doing now? xD
<GargajCNS> tie fighter design contest, i'm assuming
#2016
(pedxing) it takes twenty-five muscles to frown, and only twelve to punch some wiseass in the mouth.
#36168
<Nyschashi-Seikun> Hypothetical question, you have hot sauce in your urethra. how do you get it out without taking a piss/chopping your penis off?
<Nyschashi-Seikun> i need an answer QUICK
#29503
<Lippizanr> agh, my professor asks hard questions
<DJ-Pyro> sleep with him, much easier than doing actual work...and less painful
<Lippizanr> its a her.
<DJ-Pyro> sleep with her, much easier than doing actual work...and less painful
#8723
<Linguica> whatever you say honey
<Linguica> err homey
#8637
<NiTro> i gonna go test for hiv
<NiTro> bbl
<Impolite> think positive
#14202
<flee> fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to
<flee> suffering, suffering leads to ice cream.
<mrg> mmmm, ice cream
<6> ice cream leads to fat, fat leads to jazzercise, jazzercise
<6> leads to SUFFERING
<mrg> yay the cycle of ice cream is complete!
#29236
(@Nichole): ascian gets sassy when she drinks
(@ascian): haha i read 'gets easy'
(@ascian): unfortunately both are true :(
#32455
<Bad_CRC> I went to the hospital today, and it's called "olmstead medical group" so the whole place had "OMG OMG OMG" all over it.
#297590
<@tom> Flava Flav, a reality television star, stopped by to see Michael Jackson's family at their compound in Encino about 4 p.m. today but left shortly afterward.
<@markbach> they needed him to determine the time of death
#25662
<GM-Bot> What country is directly north of the continental United States?
<Fekko> cnanda
<vperez> canad
<Niftoria> canadar
Comment: (While playing a stupid trivia game)
#55571
<Mostlyharlmless> might be Leviticus, or it might be Deuterotemy... hell, maybe even late Genesis
<Nickface> After Phil Collins left?
#58745
<Omi> I owned someone at work today
<Xa> How'd you manage that?
<Omi> He was pratting about chasing after the girls
<Omi> 'Cause he's a fucktard like that
<Omi> But he took his shoes off so he wouldnt make loud noises
<Omi> Which would attract the boss's attention
<Omi> So I nailed his shoes to the floor
<Xa> Rofl
<Omi> Someone said the boss was coming
<Omi> So he sprinted back to his shoes
<Omi> Jumped in them
<Omi> And then fell on his face when he tried to walk forward
#70670
<red_ryan> so... I played starcraft online against some koreans today
<red_ryan> i was doing good until about 15 minutes in, then a fucking TON zerglings came out of nowhere and pwned the fuck out of me
...
<red_ryan> btw, what does "kekekekekeke" mean?
#58795
<Apollo> Ugh, I was looking at this one animal porn site, and the chick blowing the dog spit out what looked like melted ice cream. Dog cum doesnt look like that, it's clear, ffs.
<Trinexx> Two things wrong with that
<Trinexx> 1) Why the hell are you looking at animal porn?
<Trinexx> 2) How the FUCK do you know what dog cum looks like?
<Apollo> uh... would you believe curiosity?
#29255
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<NameHere> duz any one need a website made or logo
<Odat> I do
<NameHere> ok
<Odat> I need a great big logo, about 600x100, that says "FUCK OFF"
<NameHere> why
<Odat> so that I can put it on a web page, and give you the URL to view it
<NameHere> ok