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#17923
<Algorithms> DareDevil2002: I am saying I am wishing for stable woody
<PaC> Algorithms: perhaps viagra can help you with that
#8363
<JinBOT2000> beware
<JinBOT2000> or I will reveal my BIGGEST CREATION
<JinBOT2000> <")3
<JinBOT2000> A CHICKEN
<JinBOT2000> IN ASCII
<JinBOT2000> Dare you test me, boy?
#997
<theR> I'm glad I remembered I'm an idiot before I started to set up a wins proxy
#1104
<var> 40 ping dont mean shit if it jerks and stops like a fucking epileptic in a strobe light
#111110
<wishes-> i always worry when my banks captcha has 4 letters/digits
<wishes-> and they're 'pray'
#29423
<pencap> HEY LOOK A DIVERSION
* Parts: pencap (~pencapche@12-229-68-133.client.attbi.com)
#16698
*** marily-manson was kicked by Satan (amature)
#300628
<ttvd> my gf said if we build more solar panels the sun energy will be consumed faster o.O
<FOXX> Dump her.
<ttvd> no she's pretty smart actually.
<ttvd> although i remember she asked me how deaf read... hmm
<FOXX> Cognitive dissonance there, ttvd?
#52745
dackattac: I found GTA demoralizing until I got into the story.
dackattac: Suddenly that wasn't the emulation of my thumbs acting on my whims, it was the character of a thug in the life of crime on his own terms, and the missions were simply part of the plot.
legames: holy christ
legames: that's hilarious
legames: it's about punching hookers
legames: everyone knows that
Comment: On Grand Theft Auto - Vice City.
#229818
<chicane> Sex And The City EXTENDED DVDRip XviD-BeStDivX
<chicane> sigh
<chicane> another release
<Atrius> I already thought that sarah jessica parker's nose was extended enough
#1183
(notME) i have a 6 week old kitten
(notME) and my 2 year old cat raped him
(notME) shoved his feline penis in his bum
(notME) i watched it
(notME) i wasn't going to spank him
(notME) d00d no
(notME) i turned around
(notME) and he's balls are smacking my kitten in the ass
(notME) i didn't want to spank him
(notME) cuz it'd only get him off faster
#39695
<shingoki> Simple answer? Debian requires a brain the size of a planet to install. It hates all living things
<shingoki> You see when they created debian, the developers saw that it was so perfect, and so good, that it was an affront to God himself. Unable to destroy their beautiful creation, they instead vowed that it would never be installed by mortal man
<shingoki> And so they bound it forever inside an installer of such evil that no human could look upon it, yet alone use it
Comment: #blenderchat on freenode
#18271
<Shrapnull> It's not how the boat floats, or the size of the mast, but the motion of the ocean
<Aduro> lol
<Tiffy> haha
<cryptonix> just hope your seamen don't have scurvey :D
#816
<Firebrand> Mario and Luigi are just too "goody goody" with each other.
<Firebrand> I'd wonder what kind of "plumbing" they do
<Firebrand> As I never see them with the tools
#295392
< beoba> i d8ed a guy who couldnt get work study because harvard was giving more money than federal rules allowed
< Sub-Zero> you know, it took me a few seconds to understand d8ed.
< Divine> it's some kind of g8alk
Comment: #raspberryheaven
#7132
<Darkz> Can't get drunk, work soon
<Delusion> Your priorities disgust me.
#3352
<dr\gonzo> i'd rather cut off my own penis than run linux
<dr\gonzo> running linux screams I fuck ugly chicks
#48646
KNRListner44| my usb coffee heater is a bit slow ;x
Del-AFK| Powered from the USB port?
KNRListner44| mmhm
Del-AFK| that's a maximum of 400 ma
KNRListner44| ..
KNRListner44| lemme get the firewire 800 <-> usb adapater
KNRListner44| will more heat data get sent if it's usb 2.0?
Del-AFK| no
KNRListner44| was that an insanely stupid question
Del-AFK| if you're an electrical engineer it was.
#16368
<MaXiMUz> so linux and ftp r the same thing rite?
<MaXiMUz> Fuck hacking itz too complicated, i can't ftp and shit
#1667
(iSONEWS) [iSONEWS] Update in DivX: My Life *CLASSIC* released by MEDiAMANiACS (49 files, 08/12/2001) www.isonews.com/r/?155D256CD=
(`Thunder) whoa
(`Thunder) they released my life
(`Thunder) how did they tape all that?!
(madman`) no way!! stop lying! it's MY LIFE!!
(runner-) either way its gonna be boring
#8704
<prower> check out what i put on e-bay
<tom_> oh god
<tom_> are you trying to sell your sister again
<tom_> i keep telling you its illegal
#34030
<splice> escape from monkey island pc $4.99 shipped at ebgames
<splice> or free from usenet
#8717
<tobester> woah FIRE
<tobester> bbiab
#12365
* SoulStealer is back -[ auto-away after 60 minutes idle ]- gone 9 hr 24 min 38 s
<SoulStealer> skold
<SoulStealer> Think you should add a global command in Cygnus? /notice $*.net get's annoying.
<SoulStealer> guess not.
*** Parts: SoulStealer (NeonNitrat@user-24-214-140-218.knology.net)
<@skold> uh
<@skold> the guy idles for 9 HOURS and leaves in 10 seconds when i dont answer him
#56987
Caffeinated Soap: haha we were at the mall of Georgia talking about how it was a magnet for pedophiles and how w/ like half the chicks there we could just say don't ask how old I am and I won't ask how old you are
Caffeinated Soap: and we were talking about this while waiting for an elevator
Caffeinated Soap: so we get in the elevator
Caffeinated Soap: and there are some maybe 14-16 yr old chicks behind us, and one starts to get on the elevator and one goes no, no we can't get on with them