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#17868
<RadAghazt> I bought rice vinegar to make sushi. Now to figure out how.
<RadAghazt> Ok.
<RadAghazt> There are instructions on the bottle, but...
<RadAghazt> they're in Japanese.
<RadAghazt> At least I think they're instructions.
<RadAghazt> This might say "death to all gaijin with this poisoned export rice vinegar" for all I know.
#281910
<Gregabyte_> huh... apparently the mayor of Birmingham has been arrested for corruption
<Gregabyte_> and the city is on the edge of bankruptcy
* brimstone turns on the bat sign
<I-MOD> nice....
<MrWorld> Yeah, Alabama Batman is great. The Bat-truck really hauls ass
<Gregabyte_> his arch nemeses include the Possum, Literacy Man, and the Dentist
<MrWorld> And don't forget Alabama Joker
<MrWorld> he may be just a pig in a bunch of clown makeup, but he's still a formidable opponnent
#20082
<etiolate> high:one post, a girl proclaiming she has leopard print underwear
<etiolate> low:next post, girl proclaiming fred durst turns her on
<Wala> high; girl that lives in your city and then comes over and plays wc3 with you and then you have sex with her and then she brings friends and you have sex with them every day and then you win the lottery for 500million
<Staquaft> What's the low against that?
<Wala> low; girls have aids
<Wala> but
<Wala> that's not very low
<Wala> considering how you have 500 million
<Wala> to pay for treatment
<Kevyn> high; you stop talking.
<Kevyn> low; you keep talking.
#28374
<nForbes> ohh cool
<nForbes> i bet i've seen your hose
<nForbes> house*
#243551
<Zabbage> I used to do drugs in the 70's.
<Zabbage> Now I don't care what the temperature is.
#31151
<ssx> Saddam's just been captured
<hoes> My dad! I cant find my dad! My god!
#6519
<monami> my boss is okay except for the following scenario that we have to play out four or five times a year :
<monami> Act I
<monami> BOSS: Do A.
<monami> ME: If we do A, B will occur.
<monami> BOSS: I don't care, do it anyways.
<monami> Act II
<monami> BOSS: OH MY GOD, B HAS HAPPENED.
<monami> ME: sigh
#3647
*** Now talking in #funadultchat
<Megumi> i am ready to receive my fun
#310093
<vee> god my brain is so dumb sometimes
<vee> I looked out the window and saw a lot of birds and squirrels and I thought "yeah it's the weekend" as if they all normally have jobs to go to during the week
#236973
<tenX> any experiences with expertsexchange.com anyone?
<xsawyerx> i've never had a sex change, so i can't advise there...
#4186
<Anton> for a guess you had a shit day at work as usual?
<Alexander> just boring
<Anton> ever actually had a good day at work?
<Alexander> well ok boring and shit
#2535
<gloone> seriously, i can watch porn for like 500 hours straight and still not get bored..
<gloone> without jax0ring or anything..
<gloone> there's something wrong with me :|
#7091
<Madman> woohoo!
<Madman> made it thru the 3rd level!
<CrashCat> gratz
<CrashCat> before you know it you'll be done and saying 'this game sux, it's too short' and taking it back to the store
#17843
<Halo_Four> hm, I never knew that
<DiViL`> no offence but what you don't know could fill a warehouse
<DiViL`> :P
<KnightOwl> hahah
<DiViL`> I could fill an oil tanker
#52675
* ShakespeareFan00 asks if the channel has a sanity filter....
<FreplySpang> ShakespeareFan00: yeah, any sanity gets filtered out before you see it
#300860
<spigwitmerdicks> so i had this cool dream where i was in the hospital in a body cast and could only communicate with pen & paper, which for some reason i drew a dick on a paper that i gave back to a nurse. a bunch of a nurses and doctors then gathered around it puzzled by the possible interpretations of what i wanted while i just laughed my ass off cause i just felt like drawing a fucking dick
#25575
<RokChik> I spent $125 on jeans, two shirts, a sweater thing, two pairs of sox, bra, undies, earrings, bracelet, and necklace
<sixtymhz> Rok: yeah, good job shopping.
<sixtymhz> Wish I could get all that for $125. Even bra and panties.
<sixtymhz> Would make my Friday nights go over better.
<ShinJN> whoa
* ShinJN steps away from 60mhz
<sixtymhz> ShinJN: hater
<sixtymhz> just playing, where's ya'lls sense of humor tonight?
<ShinJN> it's there
<ShinJN> i was joking
<sixtymhz> oh, so you wanna step closer?
<ShinJN> no
#6247
<chemical-burn> I just had a bowl of clam chowder explode all over my face and chest, now I know how a girl feels when she gives head.
#31227
<RiTe> Saddam has been captured, his sons are dead, and his regime has fallen, but he has good news......he just saved a bunch of money on his car insurance by switching to Geico
#32497
<@Mike> ahah!
<@Zero> ?
<@Mike> the source for microsoft windows!
<@Mike> 10 * BEGIN
<@Mike> 100 GOSUB 7000 ; * Load stuff
<@Mike> 110 GOSUB 900 ; * Show windows logo
<@Mike> 120 GOSUB 20000 ; * Prompt for operator login
<@Mike> 130 GOSUB 32000 ; * Fill half of memory with DLL's
<@Mike> 140 GOSUB 16000 ; * Time waster loop
#76611
<Craig> you wanna go drink?
<Genga> ive no cash
<Genga> im more broke than a...
<Genga> Windows based PC
<Genga> oh god I cant believe I just said that
#299461
<fahadsadah> Write a small Windows application, that locks up and crashes (infinite loop or something).
<fahadsadah> Wait for the error report window to come up, but before clicking send, locate the report in AppData.
<fahadsadah> Fill it with the lyrics to Never Gonna Give You Up.
<fahadsadah> And that's how to rickroll Microsoft.
#59293
<Trinexx> holy shit
<Trinexx> we just got robbed
<Trinexx> i didnt even notice
<Trinexx> rebecca came home, asked where her dad was, I said he went to the bank
<Trinexx> she went into our room
<Trinexx> came back
<Trinexx> "ok, where is all my jewelery, the xbox, the stereo, and the tv"
<Trinexx> we got robbed
<Trinexx> by the inlaws
#311656
<Wifemaker> who else would love to be transformed into a cute little housewife?
<TungstenCarbide> what happens to the extra mass?
<leanna{NL}> turns into energy
<leanna{NL}> thats why youre a HOT cute little housewife
#16798
<+subzero> =)
<@nebula> ;)
<@wickeD> =)
<Guest62972> :D
<@sony> SHUT THE FUCK UP HAPPY BASTARDS ARR