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#2618
*** QvtQht is now known as TomHanks
*** AMANDA is now known as MegRyan
<TomHanks> {S gotmail
#6679
<coulson> Check this quote :) "<n|ghtOUT> my gf can smoke cigarettes with her pussy"
<BiOHaZd> She must taste like an ashtray
#297420
<meph> gf just said "well im sooorrry i cant solve a rubiks cube in under 30 seconds"
<meph> then dumped me
#11385
[@Dz[Here]] Did you see Episode 2?
[@Dz[Here]] You'll want to have SEX with Natalie Portman after it
[@Dz[Here]] I seriously thing that... uh... $calc(($150 million / $7) / 2) guys want to have sex with her!
#50477
<nosebleed> I usually get awakened by any object entering my ass
#56410
<PRoger> i recently purchased a broken dell laptop. the screen was broke. so i ordered a new one. i know how to fix that, but on my quest to hide the fact that i have a dell product (i despise dell), i decided to paint it, and maybe drill a hole for an acrylic window. nobody has them in laptops.
<PRoger> well, i took it all apart painted it...all that fun stuff. now its mostly back together and it works. but only off the battery, not wall power.
<PRoger> my desktop also decided to die as well. so i have 1.75hours of battery/computer time left.
<PRoger> aw man I just noticed my battery has dead cells. it just went from 56% to 0% dammit!!
*** Quit: PRoger (Ping Timeout: 54 Seconds)
<snorlax> ouch. I was actually going to stop idling and try to help him until I saw that his laptop battery was the only source of power.
#1145
<aard> blackrose: you're so goth, you shit bats.
#24166
dergrue: what's the name of that program that gives you a random meal to eat when you can't pick something?
barry: 'mom'
#32167
<Hedrin> are you sure she's a virgin, or was she wearing pantyhose?
#307357
<&Zera> Oh jesus.. I need to turn off the network share monitor on zerver/glasnftp. *ring ring* "Hey, me (mom's bf) and your mom's gonna watch a movie on the big screen up here. What's the logon password for the server again?". *20 minutes later and checking share activity* "Amateur.Anal.Attempts.15.xxx.dvdrip"
<&Zera> :(
<&Zera> I did not need to know this
#15467
<rogue> I like how matt took the time to tell us he was vomiting
<rogue> it's that kind of detail that really makes this channel work, I think
#36304
<tterb> any of you seen Troy
<tterb> with brad pitt?
<binky> no, I phoned him and asked if he wanted to go,
<binky> but he said he was busy
#44705
<aslplz> w0w dood i juz had a epiphany
<FoSZoR> I dont understand this. How can someone so stupid use such a big word?
<aslplz> google :<
#70696
<triavox> dont. type. anything. teacher. looking. over. shoulder. freaking. me. out.
<triavox> ya lady i mean you
<triavox> no i wont do you the decency of turning around
<triavox> .. brb
#301942
<Ryan> I had my car broken into. They ignored my two laptops, but instead took my iPhone charger and 3 cans of Grape Soda from my cooler.
#9099
<UTF-Xanieth> damnit
<UTF-Xanieth> im gonna have to lube up this space bar
<UTF-Low_on_Life> :o
<UTF-Xanieth> EmptyStare, you got some of that astrolube your bro uses?
#29504
<splice> davis took a swing at arnold's accent, said the governor should be able to pronounce "california" correctly.. guess he forgot about the population completely
#299049
<Xagor> mexico legalized drugs for personal use
<Xagor> time for them to be on the receiving end of illegal immigration =P
#1569
<defproc> i made a program that crashed once. i put it in my resumé and sent it to microsoft.
#2701
<necrofile> i wonder what happens if u put your playlist in your playlist
<DigDug> OMG DON'T!!!!
<DigDug> THE UNIVERSE WILL COLLAPSE :D
#1139
<SYch0> heh
* SYch0 has a great family
<SYch0> :D
<Ash> Because they indulge you.
<Ash> But if they keep doing that, you'll grow up fat and arrogant!
<Ash> Oh, wait.... :(
#6049
red sets mode: +b *!*@*.aol.com
*** creepen12 was kicked by biohzrd (banned: (your 500 free hours will not be spent here./6.05.02))
#32813
<Footle> I have a beautiful vision. It involves the authors of typhoon, a wooden stake, some rope, some napalm, lots of kindling, and a flaming torch
#16555
<@E-vangelist> are asian masturbation jokes shorter?
#10739
* Spoon casts Wall of Silence
*** Spoon sets mode: +m
<Goku> why?
<Spoon> Because exo went insane
<Goku> no, he just brought his insanity up to another level
* Sentinel checks..
*** Sentinel sets mode: -m
<exogen> THERE'S BUTTER ON MY FACE!
*** Sentinel sets mode: +m