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#38689
<DarkMystery> She is only like 70
<Rufus> That's like 60 years too old
<DarkMystery> So you like 10 yr olds?
<Rufus> NO!
#141669
(@Gunrun) Pringles are clever
(@Gunrun) they're like... self regulating
(@Gunrun) if you can't fit your hand into the tube to get more
(@Gunrun) then you probably shouldn't be getting more anyway
#270887
<Betty> So, wanna go see a movie tomorrow
<Sokol> NO! I toled you, i haev a girlfriend!!!
<Betty> I AM YOUR GIRLFRIEND YOU STONED FUCK!!!
#20
<Dr_DOS> My fish get scared of pizza boxes.
<Dr_DOS> They think they're giant borg ships or smth
<repp0r> Don't put an anchovie pizza near your fish.
#22491
<@timmo> <Tw1zt1d> I've only learned one thing about IRC over the years
<@timmo> <Tw1zt1d> It's that if you talk, you get banned
<@timmo> Approve Kill Nothing
<@timmo> thats funny because i banned him
#297590
<@tom> Flava Flav, a reality television star, stopped by to see Michael Jackson's family at their compound in Encino about 4 p.m. today but left shortly afterward.
<@markbach> they needed him to determine the time of death
#1839
<maff> who needs showers when you've got an assortment of feminine products
#48288
<Sargasm> It must be a bitch to write your name in the snow in Arabic
#1830
<Acero> i dont know no strippers no more
<Acero> that was when i hung out in the ghetto
<Acero> but now i drive a nice car, so i dont go there
#189
<chernobyl> flash isn't going down. flash is putting java out of business
<chernobyl> how long has XML been around, and no one's moving to it
#52438
<Anagon> me,mimi and aaron drinking outside pub
<Anagon> girl comes over selling LED pendants
<Anagon> asks if i wanted to buy one for my girlfriend
<Anagon> "she's worth a pound fifty isn't she?"
<Anagon> and i hate getting heckled, specially using a girl against me
<Anagon> so i replied "i dunno.. how about 1 pound forty nine?"
<Anagon> managed to piss them both off at once ;p
<_Mj> lol
* Anagon got her it in the end
#6432
<PI^2> my first puter was c-64
<PI^2> I had many nasty games on c-64 :D
<PI^2> like 'fast masturbation' and such :)
<PI^2> that game was soo weird :D
<PI^2> though it had good graphics for a c-64 game :)
#306745
<pheand> she asks me about jehova witnessing and i told her i was jewish; she goes, "it's okay, I'm lebanese!!" with all the zeal in the world spouting from her
#17334
<Xetrov`> im gonna go try out this "physical activity" shit i keep hearing about
#18464
<Zimbu> Listening to WvSoulja's raps is like masturbating with a cheese grater-- sorta amusing, but mostly painful.
#52838
<Kyle> ah yes, I remember my first time..she was lying on the bed and I was holding my coat and saying out loud "hmm I cant decide whether or not I'm going to do this with my coat on or off.." and shes looking at me like "wtf" and I start putting it on and I continue talking "and right now its looking like..coat"
#34674
<dmose> remember, it's all fun and games until someone shrieks "WRONG HOLE!"
#310281
<Krrrlson> racist joke?
<+GIR> What do white people and black people have in common? They both seem okay over here'
<Krrrlson> this isn't racist at all
<bp> yeah that's like the opposite of racist
<tacodog> that actually made me feel pretty good
#55422
<@Modoc> I had a person ask me at work how I learned about computers. and I said you remimber dating in HS he sead yes. And I sead I don't.
Comment: #mIRC :)
#28877
<wild-> oh its the hives that sing it
<wild-> i get confused by all these 'the' bands
#7339
<NeSSa`> yeah but he isnt fucking him?
<[ben]> not to my knowledge...jason was walkin a little funny tonight though
#4899
<l0wkey> if i see something so fucking cute, like another rugrats movie or babe movie, im going on a spree
<sabbat> a killing spree i hope
<l0wkey> i was thinking along the lines of shopping spree, but suggestion noted
#1306
(nexxai) holy fuck...I was just reading a ton of IRC quotes, then got up, and it was like I entered a new dimension
(nexxai) reality.....it's weirder than you think.
#49831
<kb> o
<kb> ^circle
<ppo> wow you have a very steady hand
<kb> thanks
<kb> i've been practicing
#28849
<psypete> ooooo!
<psypete> i stepped outta my door and what do i find? a fresh spool of 100 48x CDR's :-)
* rik steps out of his door
* rik finds no spool of cds.
* rik pouts
* danamania peeks out her door too
<danamania> some leaves.
* danamania tries burning them.
<danamania> yup! 48x leaves
<rik> oh. hm. now there is a flatmate there.
* rik waves to flatmate.
* danamania burns flatmate
<rik> * flatmate flickers gently
<danamania> aww. only 2x