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#19983
<@Son_Gohan> you are lame, and pwnz is such a fucking gay word
<@Son_Gohan> its even worse then w00t
<Zeph> woot pwnz
#47730
(@Amnizu) SPECIAL
(@Amnizu) back me up
(@Special) tar cfz amnizu.tar.gz -C amnizu/ && mv amnizu.tar.gz /backups
Comment: irc.zirc.org #ZiRC
#18312
<jp__> will somebody PLEASE HELP ME GET GNOME INSTALLED?!?!
<KDEGAWD> is it black and white gnome
<KDEGAWD> or color gnome
<jp__> i should have KNOWN YOU GUYS WOULD GIVE ME THE RUN AROUND
<jp__> every single time i call tech support or get on here.... same thing
#307310
* Pryoidain is now known as MSWord
<MSWord> Oh Hi! I'm Microsoft word!
<MSWord> Hmm...I'm not really sure what you're doing here..you're using my equation editor an awful lot.
<MSWord> Oh! I see alot of numbers in parenthesis before these equations!
<MSWord> Huh...They don't quite match up though. See you have (1),(2),(3),(1),(3),(4),(1),(2),(5)
<MSWord> I can help! Let me just automatically reformat those into a list!
* MSWord DESTROYS ALL FORMATTING TO THIS POINT
<MSWord> What? You want me to stop automatically generating lists and go back to previous?
<MSWord> But..I was just trying to help!
<MSWord> Here, I'll fix it.
* MSWord RESETS ALL NUMBERS, FORMATTING, TAB INDENTATIONS, AND FORMULA LAYOUTS
<MSWord> There, Back to a blank slate!
<MSWord> What?
<MSWord> Hey why are you undoing?
<MSWord> Hey, don't go in there, those are my settings!
<MSWord> But, that's the autocorrect setting! That's me! What are you plan-
* MSWord is now known as Pryoidain
<Pryoidain> This is exactly how I am going to explain to my idiot math teacher why Microsoft word is a fucking HORRIBLE choice for a math homework submission.
#118636
Mango: Hey, the server seems slow, are you aware of any reason for that?
Support: i'm copying, then restoring a 4.9gb user backup :D
Mango: righto, that should explain it then :)
Support: I have asked the user
Support: they are in fact stock piling code in case of WW3
#304729
ned: wifi on the acela is so fucking gay
ned: i cant load gmail
Rabbi-Work: wow ned
Rabbi-Work: maybe you could say it's "ineffective" or "disfunctional" instead of using gay as a pejorative
ned: wifi on the acela is so fucking dysfunctional
BONUS: im ineffective and disfunctional and take offense to people using ineffective and disfunctional as a pejorative
#8671
<DigDug> i'm so tired of reformatting quotes :/
<c-rOCK> THEN DONT
<c-rOCK> KILL THAT QDB
<c-rOCK> LIKE YOU WERE ABRAHAM
<c-rOCK> AND THAT SHIT IS YOUR SON
#301846
<blast007> I just think of me being single as doing two things to benefit the world: I'm helping control the population, and I'm putting a lawyer out of work.
#3259
(acidic) i love it how my g/f calls me "fucker" with so much affection.
#2760
<evenpar123|Dean> how much is long distance?
<Slant> evenpar123|Dean: Depends on your carrier.
<evenpar123|Dean> Satan
<Slant> 666 cents a minute.
#7269
(bern) i have a feeling gf's gonna call during the game
(bern) what do i do if that happens?
(bern) bit busy darling, killing a sentry gun!
#87882
<Liontamer> Aight, gonna roll in a few, and I'll be gone until probably midnight
<djpretzel> what's up? just work?
<Liontamer> WWE's in Baltimore; got tix
<djpretzel> oh my
<djpretzel> next time I ask, and the answer involves adult males groping each other for spectacle, just lie and say work
#60302
<Babushka> i have to piss
<nash> then go piss :P
<Babushka> i can't
<nash> why not
<Babushka> because...there's a baby spider that is using my right pant's leg as a mooring for his web...i don't want to ruin his work
<nash> ahhaha
<Babushka> i haven't left this seat for nearly three hours. i better have a damn good excuse for my husband when he gets home and asks why the fuck i pissed myself
#1454
<Thes2K> OK, PLEASE DO NOT TAKE THIS OUT OF CONTEXT, BUT DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE I CAN FIND PICTURE OF NAKED BLACK MALES?
#14201
slightlypissed : I once got hit on by an old man when I was leaving a cicuit city :(
sourgirldaisey : hahahah
sourgirldaisey : did you get his number?
sourgirldaisey : :)
slightlypissed : no, I kinda just walked faster
#28756
<mef> <chem> IM my friend gray then
<mef> <chem> Hes got so much porn he gets popups when hes browsing his own pc
#48577
--> GakFace (~GakFace@SF-C3E4458F.aubnin.dsl-w.verizon.net) has joined #prometheus
<GakFace> I'd just like to let you all know that I"m missing class right now and that I have a very good reason.
<GakFace> I have no freaking idea WHERE my keys are
<GakFace> Not one single clue.
<numist> :o
<numist> and you came here to ask us to help you find them?
#74351
Merchelo> no one uses cd's
nosmo> You ever wonder where mp3s come from?
nosmo> Your parents didn't give you "the talk"
#80422
NatNic1: HALLELUJAH!
NatNic1: or however you do the letters in that word thing
F 7 Y: rofl what
NatNic1: ya know
NatNic1: whats it called
NatNic1: oh
NatNic1: spelling
#3561
<mightyflo> they need to make a car washing sim
<nitrifik_> I'd play it.
<FE2work> what r u a spic ?
<blazemore> haha
<blazemore> would you like to buy a vowel?
<blazemore> or even a whole word
#49080
<mindule> they need to make a new game
<mindule> to occupy my time
<mindule> Make a game that'll /blow my mind/
<WolfLord> its called RUSSIAN ROULETTE
#294356
Methofelis: Damn you, robin!
Methofelis: Damn yooooou!
ape: yes, fuck you, robin. I hope you rot, die, and you get kids that you survive as parents thrice over
ape: because your kids also rotted and died, but a lot sooner than you
robin: ape: Do they rot and die before I have to pay for college?
#8317
<cov\\sick> Solitarie almost never crashes. They should employ the person who wrote it to head the WinNT team.
#56552
<WildTangent> youve stolen my thunder by insulting yourself...damn
<nauseaboy> bwahahaa! beware my terrible hatred for my ownself!
<nauseaboy> I am an impenetrable fortress of self loathing!
#39025
<Rayne> Argh... If I get another piece of spam offering to enlarge my penis I'm gonna take a fucking picture of it and e-mail it back to them.
<mOdac> Rayne, you'll just get more