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#304921
(DemonHeadx) Anyone know of a minecraft server host that can host about 1$ per player?
(Weltschmerz) A server that can host dollars is called a safe
#2837
<maff> yoga fire!
<timmo> yoga flame!
<maff> if you were dhalism right now, I bet you'd get stopped in the airport.
#37400
<rpop> I hate @ sign before ops
<rpop> I usually take it off.. waste of space
<rpop> recently I had to put it back on though
<rpop> I kept insulting retards on efnet without realizing they had ops
#1275
<iis> exploit me
#232968
<Trinexx> I had a hard drive that was rattling like hell once. Me, being stupid with hardware at the time, unscrewed it and booted the computer
<Trinexx> the drive lept out of the drive bay and bounced around in the case.
<Trinexx> Needless to say, I ended up replacing more than just the hard drive -_-
#59017
<mackattack> why do church organizations have telemarketers? I feel bad hangin up on them like I am sinning or something
<mackattack> the worst part is they usually call when I am watching porn
#16883
[#perl]
<fraggle> how many days does it take to compile perl 5.6.1 on a 486?
<diclophis> haha
#310496
danlamanna: god
danlamanna: watching cspan online instead of on tv requires you to sign-in to your cable package
danlamanna: I can't even watch my own government fuck me for free
#532
<kisama> i've spent my last 5 new year's on either irc or aol
#29498
<+FuelDizzle> i wish i was a midget i'd dress up as a leperchaun
#8864
<+Sonikku> 10 PRINT "_Bobbi_ is a PROGRAMER!"
<+Sonikku> 20 GOTO 10
<@dixon> Sonikku: what is that ? assembly ?
#91398
<MonopolyMan> Taft was the last American president to have had facial hair (in this case, a moustache), as of 2007.
*** MonopolyMan sets the channel topic to "BRING BACK THE PRESIDENTIAL MOUSTACHE".
<Legion> lol
<Legion> That's awesome
<Legion> I can't even tell you one fact about Taft
<Legion> Other than what you just said
<MonopolyMan> i only remember he got stuck in the bathtub alot
<MonopolyMan> so they made a really big one
<||bass> i know a fat about taft
<||bass> *fact
<||bass> shit
<||bass> i gave the fact away too
Comment: #nobodysworld on deltaanime
#6862
* AlecWire fires a crossbow dart through the arrow, landing it in Foe's crotch.
Foenix: HA! Joke's on you! I had no plans to use that for years!
#1228
<timmo> you know what i hate
<timmo> errors that wont go away
<Guilty> So you dislike children too
#85329
<upparoom>So this chick I know is suing her Birth Control maker
<upparoom>She started taking it and gained a bunch of weight.
<upparoom>She went from a size 5 to a size 22 and lost most of her hair.
<upparoom>I'm thinking...
<upparoom>thats some pretty damn effective birth control..
#6441
<Zanthis(ALE)> AFK, tornado
#2497
<PurplHaze> marriage doesn't mean you own me
<CaptCavmn> no, just the genitals
#295392
< beoba> i d8ed a guy who couldnt get work study because harvard was giving more money than federal rules allowed
< Sub-Zero> you know, it took me a few seconds to understand d8ed.
< Divine> it's some kind of g8alk
Comment: #raspberryheaven
#19076
<Seaker> I just ate supper and then puked it up straight away, does that mean I'm balemic or whatever?
<Safire> Could be, you seen a doctor about it?
<Seaker> Wait, it was McDonalds.. does it still count.
<Safire> Oh ok no I think that's normal
#37256
<pushead> nothing freaks out the girlfriend like graphic threats of sexual torture and murder
<painiac> does she read them, too?
<pushead> she read the latest one
<painiac> hahahaha
<painiac> that makes it all worthwhile
<painiac> what did she say?
<pushead> 'babe, some guy here says he'll kill you and rape your corpse' 'is it painiac?' 'yes' 'then it's funny. laugh with me' 'your friends are stupid and crazy'
#295382
<Fualkner> You know, Carry on Wayward Son is one huge innuendo.
<Fualkner> "Carry on wayward son / there'll be peace when you are done"
<Fualkner> "Carry on, nothing equals the splendor"
<Fualkner> Kansas is apparently made up of chronic masturbators
<Pingly> Stop.
<Pingly> STOP.
<jabbers> You just fucking ruined that song for me.
#4762
<tatsumi> I wish I could look up and see the stars.
<Toen> you can, if you go outside
<tatsumi> ...... go where?
#10128
<hh> have u ever fucked nickelodean gak?
<hh> i have
<hh> its awesome
<hh> i call it masturbation goo
#5379
<`axion> dammit
<`axion> they fucked my hair up
<nakke> well
<nakke> now your hair suits the rest of you
#8065
<biatch> who the hell are you gnostic
<gnostic> i am your god damn nemesis
<gnostic> any other questions?
<Madeleine> what are you wearing?