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#42916
<Evil_Timmy> communion is so boring. takes too long to pass around the trays to get the bread and wine.
<Evil_Timmy> they need to set up churches like airplanes.
<Evil_Timmy> "Although the bag may not inflate, the blood of Christ is flowing."
#547
<QuoteBawt> I know very few girls into emulation, even fewer into drinking "beer" and even fewer with an IQ above room temperature
<freeweed> <QuoteBawt> I know very few girls <--- if you wanna say something just say it
<scienide_> wimiins should go back to the kitchen
#298784
<Triented> Let's make a movie that's the same feel of Oceans 11.
<Triented> Except instead of us breaking into a casino to steal cash...
<Triented> We'll break into Dynamix's abandoned office building to steal the Starsiege Tribes Source Code.
Comment: TRIBES FOREVER
#32042
<Kurt> :P
<Kurt> when I die, that's all I want on my grave stone
<Kurt> :P
<gumby_jd> :/
<Helleshin> somehow I'm not surprised
<Kurt> and maybe "owned" really tiny in the corner
#11580
<UberCore> who here wants to participate in a stastical analysis
<UberCore> involving sex, and star wars/star trek
#3304
<Kayma> Ahh, there's blood flowing thorugh my caffeine vessels!
#8081
<Nelyx> DilleMMa: thomas edison went through 3000 experiments before he perfected the light bulb
<DilleMMa> wow
<DilleMMa> another geek prevails
<Nelyx> show me someone successful who ISNT a geek
<DilleMMa> britney spears?
<DilleMMa> christina agerlia
<DilleMMa> mandy moore
<Nelyx> whore <> successful
#26253
(Griff) dalnet has a small man who visits each user's home in turn,. he is like santa, but he is the nickname man
(Griff) if you have been a good boy or girl he will let you register your nick
(Griff) if you have been bad he will make you Guest34535
(Griff) he's St. NickServ
#30979
<@Huntress> couldn't avoid laundry any longer, ran out of undies
<+Kaelic> what? how?
<+Kaelic> all you need are like 6 pair to last a few months...
<@Huntress> HUH
<@Summoner> TMI Kaelic TMI!
* +Raven puts on his gas filters and scientifically pokes Kaelic with a probe
<+Kaelic> don't worry, I'm not wearing any right now
#309884
* Mondale (~Mondale@CPE-120-148-236-70.hdqu1.vic.bigpond.net.au) has joined #fountain_pens
<kerin> sup, nerd
<Mondale> sup nerd
<kerin> punctuatin'
<kerin> to a limited extent
<kerin> you?
<Mondale> wtf does that mean
<kerin> it's a contraction of "punctuating"
<kerin> which means applying punctuation to sentences
<Mondale> why would you need to do that?
<kerin> "to a limited extent" indicates that this punctuation is incomplete
<Mondale> yes, but why
<kerin> because punctuation provides additional clarity when parsing sentences
<kerin> and my closing "you?" is digressing to inquire, out of politeness, about whatever tragically uninteresting bullshit you occupy your time with
<jrvc> OH BURN
#6480
<axel026> i need help please
<^cell^> do you have an appointment?
<axel026> im french
<^cell^> i see... thats a terrible disorder
#3711
<ckjesus2k> Jews are so...Jewish
<pyristorm> HEY, no insults on this channel!
#1351
<slyfox> lol
<slyfox> dude! I typed "lol" with my head!!!
#310654
<Jigsy^Vol> My favorite episode of Star Wars was when Kirk got assimilated by the Darleks.
#296017
<Ranbar> the old classic of pornstar name
<Ranbar> your middle name+ the street you grew up on
<Ranbar> doesn't work for me
<Ranbar> as it results in
<Ranbar> Frank Farm Route 2375
<Ranbar> Which sounds like some sort of unstoppable hillbilly cockbot
#146217
<Kefka> FAT32
<Kefka> That's what file system my body uses
<Kefka> :(
#7194
<nit`zZz> I was lovin that pussy while she was lovin this dick, I was shovin it in her while she was yellin dont quit
<NGN-_-> Then you realized you were dreamin that shit - in real life your a no-pussy gettin prick
#304921
(DemonHeadx) Anyone know of a minecraft server host that can host about 1$ per player?
(Weltschmerz) A server that can host dollars is called a safe
#4255
<brock101> whats speeds should i get over a lan, with a 10/100 connection ?
<@WheelOr> 10 to 100 Mbits/sec.
<brock101> -_-
<brock101> thanks, i knew that
<brock101> i walked into that one didn`t i
<@WheelOr> I suppose so.
#46060
(+lab-rat) 22. What is the largest native carnivore in England?
(+lab-rat) Here's your 1st hint, the last character in the answer is: r
(+lab-rat) Here's your 2nd hint, badge_
(+sodiepop) badger
(mac23) badger
(alexC) badger
(+StiGs) badger
(TIMMY_) badger
(+Turbo) mushroom mushroom
(+lab-rat) Winner: Trainee alexC Answer: badger Time: 23.422 Streak: 1 Points: 5 WPM: 3 Rank: 37th
Comment: Gotta love trivia!
#49902
<cg> anyone here able to explain a banking question to me in small words?
<devnull> bank? simple?
<GeminiDomino> cg: "All your money are belong to us"
#27912
<Vexer`> i'm arabic / muslim
<Traktopel> im more muslim than you
<Vexer`> you are?
<Vexer`> YOU TERRORIST!
#31957
<kotetsu> i just put a suppository up my ass
<Ash> It's a unique feeling, ne? ^_^
<Ash> You shove them in partway, then they just get sucked up like an auto-loading CD drive.
#29466
<+SillyHalfMexican> omg i found bl4des post
<+SillyHalfMexican> Dear Dr Dick,
<+SillyHalfMexican> I have a little penis and I am wondering, will girls laugh at me?
<+SillyHalfMexican> L, June15
<+SillyHalfMexican> Dr Dick replies: Probably, but who cares if they do! If you've got them to that stage you're probably going to get what you're after.
<@{TsL}VertigoKiller> lmao
<+]eVo[Bl4de> Mexican go join the penis mile high club, you get frequent dick miles for being a little prick
#25206
(Makura) -_-
(@Shady) why the long emoticon?