Random | Latest | Best | Full Site
#3588
*** da-guvnor (~tonto@pc2-stoc4-0-cust224.mid.cable.ntl.com) Quit (If girls are made of sugar & spice......why do they taste of fish.)
#310652
<e7> I'm a micromillionaire; the Illinois lottery paid me $1
#14355
<Shelstra> :((
<Shelstra> my poor fishie
<|KazzA|> :o what happened
<Shelstra> nothing but...
<Shelstra> one of his eyes is black
<Shelstra> i think he might be blind :(
<|KazzA|> aww
<Shelstra> we only just noticed it
<Mousey> like it cares anyway
<Mousey> theres not much to see
<staticx> every three seconds it will say 'holyfuck, i can only see out of one eye...'
#182262
<pnbeast> althalus, you bastard, why don't you type up my second homework problem for me?
<althalus> depends on what it is.
<althalus> If you want a highly pessimistic rant on the state of the world and the intelligence level of the average person today, I'm your man :)
#2683
<PolestaR> nah you can survive short periods
<PolestaR> in space
<PolestaR> but its cold isnt it aswell
<PolestaR> I donno for sure
#7288
<PovRayMan> that was a weird dream I had last night
<PovRayMan> I was about to have sex with this hot chick
<PovRayMan> and I started peeing all over her
<PovRayMan> and she started gargling it too... damn weird
<PovRayMan> I think I know what caused it too
<PovRayMan> I went to the bathroom about 5 times last night ot pee
<PovRayMan> and a friend of mine was showing me pics he took of this girl on his campus he wants to be with
<Floach> and 3), you have a pee fetish
<gridbug> Yep.
<PovRayMan> I don't have a pee fetish.
<PovRayMan> I was trying to fuck her damnit
<PovRayMan> but I couldn't stop peeing on her
#80277
<@nakor> baseball bats remind me of hentai
<@Akamu> ...
<@Akamu> I'm curious on the relation there.
< Syntacs> Once while playing baseball he slid into first (dude, you can keep running, but whatever), and it kind of scraped up his knee, which reminded him of a time as a kid when he idly used an eyedropper to make little suction marks on his legs and the other kids made fun of him the next day, which reminded him of the little suction things on octopus tentacles, and well, the train of thought is obvious from that point.
#5598
<Kazz> Do vampires have anuses? Cause that's why I wouldn't let this kid invade a vampire's anus in this RPG, right, I was GMing, and his character was an Anus Shade, with the power to possess and control the anuses of people and animals.. and I figured that vampires don't have anuses.
<Zaratustra> a vampire's anus is present, but non-working.
<Zaratustra> like a network card without the appropriate driver.
<Kazz> Wow. You're the biggest dork on Earth.
<Sharkey> And you're DMing an rpg with Anus Shades.
#10110
<kinijima> why do they keep programming labs so fucking cold?
<aalti> so the computers don't get over heated?
<kinijima> so what the fuck did the people do back when there was no air conditioning?
<aalti> you're a fucking idiot.
#56410
<PRoger> i recently purchased a broken dell laptop. the screen was broke. so i ordered a new one. i know how to fix that, but on my quest to hide the fact that i have a dell product (i despise dell), i decided to paint it, and maybe drill a hole for an acrylic window. nobody has them in laptops.
<PRoger> well, i took it all apart painted it...all that fun stuff. now its mostly back together and it works. but only off the battery, not wall power.
<PRoger> my desktop also decided to die as well. so i have 1.75hours of battery/computer time left.
<PRoger> aw man I just noticed my battery has dead cells. it just went from 56% to 0% dammit!!
*** Quit: PRoger (Ping Timeout: 54 Seconds)
<snorlax> ouch. I was actually going to stop idling and try to help him until I saw that his laptop battery was the only source of power.
#305331
<@swight> I walked by someone's office a few minutes ago
<@swight> her name was
<@swight> Anita Doody
<@swight> sounds like a kid asking to go to the bathroom
<@swight> I saw it, said it twice in my head, and barely made it out to the hall before cracking up
<@swight> I'm such a child :)
<@Rjx> hahah
<@Rjx> I'm keeping that one to use as a fake name
Comment: #geekissues@efnet
#43685
<cmantito> money is no object!
<warfreak2> yes, it's a class that has no instances
#311660
<PoroCYon> \o/
<Saga_Musix> \o/
<Bonn333> /o/
<mtronic> \o\
<Bonn333> /o\
<mtronic> \o/
<Bonn333> (o(
<slerpy> )o(
<mtronic> ~o~
<slerpy> "o"
<Bonn333> .o.
<mtronic> <o>
<slerpy> ^o^
<mtronic> |o|
<Bonn333> ]o]
<mtronic> }o{
<slerpy> °o°
<mtronic> 7o7
<Bonn333> !o!
<mtronic> ¬o¬
<slerpy> =o=
<Bonn333> What are we doing now? xD
<GargajCNS> tie fighter design contest, i'm assuming
#49385
<SkoroMac> hrmm
<SkoroMac> Victoria's Secret is offering me a "Free Supermodel Lip Kit"
<SkoroMac> sounds like some sort of artificial blow job device
#13401
(tarmac) FUCKFDUCKFUCKFUCUFKC
(tarmac) OMG
(tarmac) PAIN
(tarmac) my nipples are chaffed
(tarmac) from running
(tarmac) with a wet shirt
(tarmac) and
(tarmac) i sprayed colonge on
(tarmac) WOW
#29318
<Odat> I remember that time I told the hair chick to cut about an inch off the back
<Odat> but what she heard was "cut all my hair as short as you possibly can"
<Odat> bad acoustics, I guess
<NakedKitty> wow.... yeah... that seems to happen a lot
<NakedKitty> or... her inch was a lot bigger than yours
<Odat> impossible
<Odat> men have the largest notion of an inch
#29108
<BlueFlash> We need to get Mike a girlfriend whose name doesn't end in .jpg
#23529
<LucyFerr> credit cards are like hot psycho chicks. Always fun to fuck but sooner or later you just know you are gonna pay dearly
<DocGonzo> but unlike hot psycho chicks, if you put pictures of your credit card on the internet, you'll LOSE money
#4482
<CabbagePatchKid> I AM THE PHYSICAL INCARNATION OF FEAR
<andy> Who knew evil would be so chubby.
<CabbagePatchKid> You can change my diaper too. JUST LIKE A REAL BABY.
<CabbagePatchKid> YES WRITHE IN TERROR, MEAGER HUMANS.
#10837
<Keeper> ooooh, another dead mouse
<Keeper> I think it was a radioactive mouse too, cos as soon as the mousetrap snapped, the TV reception died for a second
<Deke> keeper has mice?
<Keeper> not anymore :P
#11623
<Temujin> Holy shit.
<Temujin> 300k/s from an fserve
<SuperScott> Temujin what connection do you have
<Temujin> Cable
<Rawlings> no more "Will suck dick for bandwidth" signs on the interstate, huh tem
<Alice`> Now it's just "Will suck dick"
#34705
drobe: yo, sup, how are you, good afternoon, pleasant surprise, aight, let's do this and any other phrasing of greeting from your favourite shallow sub-culture language
Bob: Moo.
drobe: shit, I forgot that one
#45873
MRFX: that is first pair of breasts I have felt up in a while
Bobart: Having chicken for dinner?
MRFX: yea :(
Comment: /me humps MRFX
#12941
<@Twitch`> i almost got into a fight at futureshop last night
<@Twitch`> these two guys were talking about NWN, and i said before they played that they should go on 'thine quest to wash thy hair'
<@Twitch`> they had long stringy gross oily hair, it almost made me sick to my stomach
<@Twitch`> they said 'fuck you'
<@Twitch`> then i said 'fuck you'
<@Twitch`> then this store guy asked me to go look at stuff somewhere else
<@Path`> haha
#35016
<zaney> how tall is arnald
<zaney> from t2
<zaney> i cant spell his last name
<HomerJ> zaney : can't spell his first name either