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#4349
<Sharkey> I've been told I should be a phone sex operator.
<Sharkey> Which gender hasn't been specified.
<Xerox> I've been told I should be a phone sex caller.
<Sharkey> Keep reaching for that rainbow.
<Kashan> he's waiting for your call
#22389
<PaulZ108> no TACO BELL is better because they have pictures of Angelina Jolie on their cups
<ROUGE6> I can imagine paul rubbing his fingers up and down the cup as the smooth, wet, condensation drips off of agelina's body
#6764
<dbaker> pine4 came out recently, by the way.
<dbaker> A customer called me a "fucking unix admin nazi" for not having pine4 installed the day it came out... :)
#111399
<kemo_dev> cya guys
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<kemo_dev> lol i forgot something
Caplain hands kemo_dev his keys
<Caplain> :)
<kemo_dev> yup got it lol
<kemo_dev> thanks
<Caplain> cya
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Comment: 2600net
#40087
TechKO: I love my algebra book
TechKO: Q1. (12x4x^2)^6=15
TechKO: solve for y
#2102
<LegendZ28> I remember when I was a kid and I was at my friends house, my friends big brother ran into the room with a huge turd in his hand and was like "LOOK HOW HUGE THIS IS!"
#38609
Marc: For example, open an MPG file in EditPlus
Marc: It's mostly gibberish
Chen: All I see now is blonde, brunette, redhead
#10171
DeusXMac: sex?
themole: unzip;strip;touch;grep;grep;finger;mount;fsck;more;yes;fsck;fsck;fsck;umount;sleep (Core dumped) general protection fault... core dumped.
#47396
* Mayseth dies
Jeter: wewt!
* Jeter steals all your stuff
Mayseth: :(
Jeter: I was trying to get your other arm to fall off so you couldn't resist
Jeter: But death works too
Jeter: I'm emotionally scarred for life, but I've got your stuff
Mayseth: ...
Jeter: But none of it could ever replace you!
Mayseth: not even the computer?
Jeter: no amount of overclocking would make it hot enough to equal your warmth
Mayseth: ...
Jeter: what?
Comment: Geek Love <3 (chat1.ign.com)
#176290
<+Tiberius> i get my women the same way a lion gets his prey
<+int16h> Stalking them?
<Ves> idiots who fall in the cage?
#125172
<davy> remember when braveheart came out and everyone said you can't have mel gibson playing a scottish guy cuz it wont be realistic?
<davy> well look at him now
<davy> an alcoholic racist
#32576
<Gothic_CatGirl> Another network
<Kupo> you go to... other networks!
<Kupo> AAAH!~
<Davey_Rootbeer> you sleep with so many other networks...
<Gothic_CatGirl> I know.
<Davey_Rootbeer> *tsk, tsk*
<Davey_Rootbeer> i hope you use firewalls!
<Gothic_CatGirl> I'm such a hoe <3
<Davey_Rootbeer> Firewalls prevent CTD's.
<Gothic_CatGirl> Mmm.
<Davey_Rootbeer> Computer transmitted deseases.
#4422
<moira> I converted an MP3 to ogg, then back again, and then back and forth between MP3 and OGG format thirty times, and when I listened to it after that, it was just an mp3 of you guys talking
#22147
<GWS-108> #14 90x [ 35K] How to get stuff from xdcc bots (.doc)
#307314
<amarainein> sudo -u bitch make sammich 2>/dev/null
<amarainein> that's how it's done
<robin> amarainein: Why do you want to become the bitch to make a sammich?
<amarainein> i was ordering her- oh, never mind
<amarainein> it's never funny if you have to explain it
<robin> sudo -u bitch is more like possessing her to make a demonic sammich as the walls drip with blood.
<robin> Lights flicker, and bitch suddenly finds herself making a sammich against her very will!
<robin> Yet charged to her filesystem and CPU quota!
<amarainein> exactly. and in /dev/null, noone can hear your screams
#15850
<@Po|2N`GotSex> ok everyone this is the most funniest thing that has happended to me in years....
<@Po|2N`GotSex> my g/f mom found out we fucked
<ownsya> lol
<@Po|2N`GotSex> and we sat and talked it out
#4084
<nightfal:#java> damn, this quotedb gets funnier as a function of sleep loss
#28319
<NeonDawn> Does anyone know if there exists some irc-script (bX or egg) that lets other users open a shell through dcc?
<cwd> NeonDawn: i think you're looking for GetOwned v1.3
<NeonDawn> cwd: thanks, i'll try it
#25201
(+Mutsumi_Otohime): a m8 of mine had to go to the hospital, & worried the staff there by talking about how I had worms, of course, the staff didn't know he meant the game :P
#52790
dusty whats the medical term for an asshole?
teh_moth president of the united states
Comment: #Love_and_nature on irc.aau.cx
#19894
<Surfdog> dood
<Surfdog> my dad was just like "you know its ok to be gay"
<Surfdog> but couldn't keep a straight face
#8943
<Straylight> THIS JUST IN: Never trust your 9 year-old daughter with a babysitter named "Penishead McMurphy"
<Straylight> you cant trust those Micks
#4801
<Amanda> Oh yeah, a thug did his commemorative speech on "P Diddy" today
<kisama_> fuck thugs
<kisama_> thugs will amount to shit later
<kisama_> there's a bunch of thugs here taking CISCO NETWORKING CERTIFICATION courses
<kisama_> they are all "YEAH MAN I'M GONNA MAKE 80K COMING RIGHT OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL MAN!"
#28890
<PRoWoRK> i like my vagina!
<[Piratez]> o.o
<PRoWoRK> ...sorry...
<[Piratez]> pro, this is the part where u type 'wrong chan'
#9616
<@djcrom> she looks like shes about to giggle, then strip naked and wail away at her clit with a hammer in a sweaty, bloody session of demented masturbation
<Insolence> damn that's what my mom looked like when she found a porno in my room