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#2107
<SPD-DMN> yo theres a fucking swat team on the road accross from me
<SPD-DMN> im going to check it out
<RockShox> SPD-DMN will be back in 10 to 20
#15688
< aurikan> they never actually get together you realize
< aurikan> after link saves zelda she becomes an uberbitch and they part ways, zelda fooling around with pages, link frequenting the local brothel
#33976
Serrated Sp00n: WHY THE HELL DO I CRAVE MUNCHIES? WHY AM I LOSING MY COGNITIVE MEMORY?
Serrated Sp00n: I AM NOT A STONER.
Serrated Sp00n: AND YET I AM ACTING LIKE ONE.
Serrated Sp00n: AND GETTING NONE OF THE FRINGE BENIFITS.
#45418
<dil_dil> Seriously, I had mice as pets when I was a kid. Eventually, a LOT of mice. So I built a cage so I could separate the males and females. That's about when I learned you don't build a mouse cage out of particle board...
<dil_dil> After they chewed their way out of the cage, I'd hear my mother screaming in the middle of the night as they climbed up the curtains in her bedroom.
#324
<anihil8r> hmm.. when you were in school did they ever say that you were special?
#11996
<Mr_Poppinfresh> If I were to judge my personal character based solely on the people who don't like me, I'd be up for fucking sainthood.
<Mr_Poppinfresh> That says something about me, doesn't it anarch?
<LandSlide> Yeah Pop, it means the church is doomed :)
#301022
<Fraxtil> ugh
<Fraxtil> a bunch of mormons came to my door
<taiyal> lol
<Fraxtil> and I decided to listen to them
<taiyal> you didn't convert did you
<Fraxtil> fucking 15 minutes later they're done and I have a Book of Mormon and some pamphlets
<Fraxtil> haha no
<taiyal> I have a Book of Mormon
<taiyal> got it for free off the internet
<NitroX72> they can actually drag on that long?
<Fraxtil> yes, nitro
<taiyal> i've read most of the first book
<taiyal> you know what's even better
<taiyal> on the page of the Mormon website where you can request a free book
<taiyal> you can check a box saying that you would like to have a representative come to your door and explain to you
<taiyal> so you can essentially beam mormons at people
#49491
<xkcd> Guy in line: English should be the national language, these immigrants should have to learn English when they come here.
<xkcd> Girl in line: Yeah
<xkcd> Guy: When you go to live somewhere, you learn the language they speak there. English is the language of the land.
<xkcd> Sarah Mac: (from behind in line) Excuse me, but -- osio sarah dawado.
<xkcd> Guy: What the hell was that?
<xkcd> Sarah: Cherokee.
#6519
<monami> my boss is okay except for the following scenario that we have to play out four or five times a year :
<monami> Act I
<monami> BOSS: Do A.
<monami> ME: If we do A, B will occur.
<monami> BOSS: I don't care, do it anyways.
<monami> Act II
<monami> BOSS: OH MY GOD, B HAS HAPPENED.
<monami> ME: sigh
#16300
<BoZZ> my thing don't work...
<[TX]-KnacK_WerK> well at least ur not married...
#76066
<Smokey> Me and this bitch are playing phone tag
<Smokey> Her mom answered
<Smokey> and she was like "Your going to have to call back, adam, Ive got to use the phone"
<Smokey> Then she didnt hang up, and started dialing numbers
<Smokey> Then stopped
<Smokey> and I was like, in a deeper voice "Hello"
<Smokey> And she was like "Hey, baby"
<Smokey> Then I just started laughing
<Smokey> And she was like Goddamnit
#102125
<Ylle> I need a good Ps2 game
<Deathwind> ummmmmmmmm
<lifning> disgaea
<Ylle> that's been released recently
<Ylle> that's not a grindfest
<Ylle> and has good 2p fun
<Ylle> ooooh and no fighting games¨
<lifning> this is the part where you get a different console
#40131
<Jet> I like..fast...loud...heavy things..
<prappl> fat men having sex?
#10705
<Xellchiri> BFS, I have a message for you
<BloodFromStone> A message for me?
<BloodFromStone> From whom?
<Xellchiri> Darthie
<Xellchiri> "May you be cursed with the flatulence of a rabid camel."
<BloodFromStone> Xell: Hrmm... I find myself uninjured by her attacks. =P
* Xellchiri rolls 1d20 :: 8
<Xellchiri> yeah, she missed
#305535
+ RubberDuck has joined #TC.
< RubberDuck> fuck
< RubberDuck> where the fucks my bowling ball?!?
< ireadminds> uh, dont they rent em?
< RubberDuck> they rent only polished shitballs.
< RubberDuck> FUCK
< ireadminds> well u aint gonna find it here thats fo sho
- RubberDuck has quit (fuck this shit).
...later...
+ Melissa has joined
< Melissa> Ducky isnt dicking around in here, is he? were supposed to be goin out tonite :3
< CoJaBo> He said he doesnt have the balls for it.
Comment: (and, yes, their names are Convoy references)
#34579
<joe> http://joe.neoturbine.net:8000/packages < an incomplete log of everything i hav compiled and installed over the yrs
<DimaV> ^ ---- proof that u need to get out to RL more often
#17301
<Claus> I sell children to old women
<Claus> and they stuff them up their uterus
<Isajeep> oh my god
#56678
* Quietus is now known as BruceLee
<BruceLee> Now someone change to JackieChan so we can have a karate match.
<KamiKaziGames> ...k
* KamiKaziGames is now known as JackieChan
* JackieChan has quit IRC (Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used by BruceLee)))
<BruceLee> K/O
#18478
<Mr_sLacKeR> were do i find crosshair files and were do i instal them too?
<Jade-> the internet and your computer
#14215
<gaz> i don't think terrorists would be stupid enough to do anything on independence day anyway
<gaz> not after the aliens did it
#856
<Gussy> Does anyone here know much about exercise?
<fs`> is that an emu?
#15213
|MallBrat[essay]| :"I remember the first time I jacked off. I thought I invented it. I looked down at my handful of junk and thought, 'I'm gonna be rich.''
#307519
<Fax> have to say that's the first time I've had a guy get pissed that I'm *not* banging his daughter
#22455
<Sarnaen> [sarcasm]
<Sarnaen> [/sarcasm]
* Sarnaen claps
<Sarnaen> fuck.
<Sarnaen> [/stupidity]
#11184
<LordViper> Atarax: in all honestly, we don't care what you do in your spare time, however if it has entertainment value, we like to hear it