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#37125
<claudio> (:) <-- HAPPY OR SAD!? YOU TELL ME
<claudio> err
<claudio> its happy both ways
<claudio> dammit
<claudio> you saw nothing
Comment: #blizzhackers on irc.digitaltoxicity.net
#41907
<influxsys> yea, gf is all pissed coz i insulted some fatties today
<n3cro> heh
<influxsys> it's ok though. i got my just deserts
<influxsys> we had just left the cinema and we were walking infront of these two huge fat bastards and could hear them talking
<influxsys> one goes to the other. "by gosh it sure is hot today"
<influxsys> i slyly said not thinking they could hear me "that's because you're a fucking fatty"
<influxsys> they totally heard me. one picked me up and squeezed the shit out of me while the other belted into my front organs, as i was quivering on the ground in pain the fattest one ran back and stole my fucking popcorn
#1124
<DigDug> internet access to productivity is what condoms are to babies.
<Ash> A choking hazard?
#7017
<Ac3d> i guess this isn't TOO bad..i mean it could be worse...
<Ac3d> I only have to re-install my modem everytime i want to get on the net
#17771
<suffocate> i wanna know if thewre are any Visual Basic packets
<suffocate> under linux
<suffocate> ???
#22160
<[TIKI]Your_Mom> /quit
<[TIKI]Your_Mom> wow
<[TIKI]Your_Mom> /quit isnt working today
<[TIKI]Your_Mom> weird
* [AK]DarkTeletubbie has quit IRC ([AK]DarkTeletubbie)
* aCs|shutdown has quit IRC
<[TIKI]Your_Mom> i guess they dont know the secrets of the Ctrl button
#76659
<@Ho0chie> i had awesome nerd moment with flat mate earlier.....
<@Ho0chie> ...he threw me a packet of crisps and they fell on the floor...we looked at each other and he said 'oh man, packet loss'
#2084
<Sharkey> When you talk to your cactus at the end of the quest he says "He got hard?"
<kill> at least you wouldn't have to water a cactus
<kill> it's pretty low-maintenance, if you got one
<Starchild> That's my ideal adopted kid. One you don't have to water or feed.
<kill> you just have to cloth it
<DigiGnome> And you don't even have to do that, as long as you don't let it out of its room.
#35898
daito+> it's bad
daito+> when a girl calls me
daito+> and i don't pick it up
daito+> cause i don't feel like having sex today
Sephiroso> is she ugly
white_0men> nah
daito+> no she is hot.
white_0men> wtf
daito+> and i've slept with her
white_0men> don't feel like having sex
daito+> i just don't feel like doing much
daito+> there is this discovery channel show on the bermuda triangle on at 9
daito+> and i wanna drink coffee and watch that
#16081
<McBob> THIS ROOM LACKS FUNNY
<Stickman_Retard> lol
<McBob> IT CANT HAVE FUNNY IF YOU SAY LOL TO "THIS ROOM LACKS FUNNY"
#24266
<InvaderZ> Organisers of a children's beauty contest have agreed to remove the swimsuit and "sexy body" categories from the pageant after protests by child rights activists
<Samah> zim thats actually pretty bad
<Samah> because it should be the child's right to wear that if they want
<Samah> so really they're removing their rights
<InvaderZ> hahaha
<InvaderZ> it's ok Samah ... i like seeing 3 year olds in swim suits too
<InvaderZ> err I mean ... I don't ...
<InvaderZ> ahh .. I'M AWESOME
* InvaderZ leaves
#1557
<Badforyou> Does anyone know where you can buy large, exceptionally strong plastic bags, fake dog poo, sulphuric acid, aroma therapy candles, and a ten pound dead doberman on the internet?
<freekoala> all but the dead dog on amazon.com i bet
<freekoala> you could put together your 'amazon.com' wishlist and send it to people. they will wonder about the theme, but keep them wondering.
#51996
RossEdge: anyhoo
RossEdge: im going to bed
James: i am not
James: GoF will be done in
James: 56 minutes
James: MUST WATCH
James: assuming it isn't gay porn
RossEdge: if it IS gay porn?
James: oh man
James: good thing i am the shift-delete king
RossEdge: youre not gonna watch it anyway?
James: what? no
RossEdge: damn it james...we're never gonna get into a QDB with that mind of thinking
#31097
<Kalin35> hey are u there
<apathy13> Yeah, I'm here.
<Kalin35> can some 1 gain access to an win98 comp.
<apathy13> Can I gain access to your ass?
<Kalin35> could u
<apathy13> Well that's entirely up to you, ya know.
<Kalin35> do u know how
<apathy13> Yeah, wit' a little lube and some determination, I think I could hack it.
<Kalin35> even if i had a firewall up
#8993
<Tron> damn non-geeks taking over the digital domain!
#50770
<AlexMax> the closest i ever got to even having a girlfriend is when i asked a girl out via aim and she said "brb" and signed off.
#15832
<TAOC> EVILPIE WILL LEAD US INTO A NEW AGE OF ENLIGHTMENT AND PEACE
<TAOC> somebody ban him
#3375
<Maxisout> Apoc has so much brail on his face it would confuse a blind person
#19874
<munch> quiet in here tonight
<munch> where's shinji, mills and the mansex?
<LordKhan> you just answered your own question
#68324
<GoronZ> If I saw a person dress up as an Elf tomorrow I'm gonna shoot them.
<Ragnarok> Yes, I too would be angry seeing the past tense in the future.
#21987
<demiurge> why dont you unban me from bots already
<demiurge> helo?
<TML> 501 5.0.0 HELO requires domain address
#1590
<Camo> wiz
<Camo> have you ever gotten something taken away from you by the principal in middle school?
<Wizkid`> yes, my virginity
#114303
< Frolostalker> I fucking hate having OCD. Masturbations should be a joyous occasion. but noooo, after i masturbate, i have to go into my bathroom, and do it again, then preform an elaborte ritual of intricately touching all the walls in a specific fashion
< Frolostalker> fucking hell, i'm gonna go do that
#20023
<crakfjsdklnjkfdbnjkdfhjwerhljk> SHE SKIPPED TWO GRADES AND SHE'S WASTING IT ON ENGLISH AND PHILOSOPHY MAJORING
<zamros> HAHAHAH PHILOSOPHY MAJOR TELL HER THAT SHE CAN BE A WAITRESS WITH THAT UNDER HER BELT
<Stiltzkin> NOW, DID YOU CHOOSE THE PANCAKES WITH BACON, OR WAS IT FATE?!?!
#7120
<AgentAce1> hmm
<AgentAce1> well that's interesting
<AgentAce1> actually...that's fuckin weird ass shit