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#16848
< espo> this movie would be better if Mel Brooks made it
< h2odragon> schindler's list?
#49668
ballplaya4537: holy shit dude
ballplaya4537: so my brother and i smoked up last night
ballplaya4537: and he was so high that he left all the weed on the kitchen table
ballplaya4537: and my dad found that, his bong, and his two bowls
cdawzrd: hahahahahaha
cdawzrd: sucks for him
ballplaya4537: no no no no, not that best part
ballplaya4537: so my dad knocks on his door(which is right across from mine)
ballplaya4537: and i hear if you ever do that again, you are out of the house and were not sending you to college
ballplaya4537: and then
ballplaya4537: about thirty seconds after:
ballplaya4537: AlexC2907: dad just gave it back
ballplaya4537: AlexC2907: do u wanna smoke tonight
Comment: on AIM
#28453
<Lestat> Fuck these ping timeouts.
<Lestat> Fuck them right in the ear.
<Oolong> ear sex = safe sex
#304406
<atari2600a> anyone else ever stare at that last supper painting
<atari2600a> & think to themselves what jesus was thinking
* atari2600a are now known as jesus
* jesus looks to the left, right
<jesus> you know there's FOUR SIDES to this table right?
<nwongfeiying> What?
<nwongfeiying> Lies.
<jesus> we all don't have to be scrunched together like this
<jesus> Judas what the fuck are you doing
<jesus> pass the rolls you asshole
<jesus> GOD DAMNIT the sun's burning the back of my fucking head!
<Armandtanzarian> i think the dinner is the least of your concerns
<Armandtanzarian> there are idiots in texas burning abortion clinics
<jesus> brb, Romans
#61270
<Chrisid> so where does the hacker community hang out
<sdouble> aol
#25153
{ava}> A WORM
<{ava}> JUST
<{ava}> CRAWLED OUT OF MY DOGS ASS AND LANDED ON ME
<_enzo> o m f g
* {ava} dies.
#1188
<Guilty> You see
<Guilty> Fat ugly girls shouldnt be allowed to use ":)"
<Guilty> Their sign should be "=)000"
#311252
<xyz> sadly I'm from russia so
<BogomilP> xyz: How open minded are you?
<xyz> are you going to link me some weird tentacle porn if I say yes?
<BogomilP> No
<BogomilP> Just getting a better picture of the world
<BogomilP> I dont like stereotypes so Im looking for good modern people to reference when trying to prove to someone what the world is changing even if most people in some specific countries refuse to
<Shiz> maybe not fall into the stereotypes in the first place
<Shiz> then there's nothing to disprove!
<BogomilP> Shiz: Im not saying that I fall into the stereotyped. Its just a nice way to say to some closed minded idiotic assholes that even if they thing their breed is not a dieing kind there are people in their country that still support modern open thinking
<BogomilP> Its nice....
<BogomilP> And that progress is being made despite their biggest efforts to stop it...
<xyz> was really hoping for some weird tentacle porn to be honest
#4801
<Amanda> Oh yeah, a thug did his commemorative speech on "P Diddy" today
<kisama_> fuck thugs
<kisama_> thugs will amount to shit later
<kisama_> there's a bunch of thugs here taking CISCO NETWORKING CERTIFICATION courses
<kisama_> they are all "YEAH MAN I'M GONNA MAKE 80K COMING RIGHT OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL MAN!"
#26437
<Tanis> Im not on first names basis with many people, who is Greg?
<Dany> ..duh
<Dany> plarom
* Plarom waves
<Tanis> Greg are you a bastard?
<Plarom> Appearently.
<Tanis> Keep the good work up!
#32251
Doja: i wonder if he noticed that her pussy has been tampered w/
whack`wrkk: you didnt leave a rubber hangin out that hoe did you
whack`wrkk: queef out a balloon poodle
#6176
<Hostile> when i woke up i found pictures of Salma Hayek, A turkish guy's
page and my flip flop in my scanner
#8837
<Ez> School books are fun to sell.
<Ez> and will be forever
<Vazagi> Isn't sort of like selling crack? Rots the mind and so on...
#8687
<Ryk> "let's be friends" is what chicks say when they're feeling guilty about shafting someone.
<Ryk> they don't mean it.
<Ryk> they mean the kind of friends that never speak and never see each other.
<Tippytoes> thats the best kind of friends
#117669
<+zmda> how fast do you guys think i can type
<+zmda> 100?
<+zmda> 200?
<+zmda> 300?
* hund sets mode: -v zmda
<@hund> 0 words per minute is my guesstimate.
Comment: #c on efnet
#20972
<Heythere> i've always wanted you
<Heythere> every night, i dream of us in a prison cell
<CommanderStab> That's understandable
<CommanderStab> I've always wanted me too
#52606
< specsmu> ohhhh that reminds me
< specsmu> after I went to petsmart I went to panda express
< specsmu> I ordered my food, went through the line
< specsmu> keep in mind I'm 6', full beard
< specsmu> the lady looks at me, and says "can I help you, maam?"
< specsmu> so I said in a really loud voice, "wow, they call me maam on the phone all the time, but never in person"
< specsmu> she apologized... so after I called her "sir" once, I dropped it.
#76126
<nuculeron> ugh
<nuculeron> my moron friend got this new system in his car
<nuculeron> with this huge ass woofer
<nuculeron> and his plate popped off from the rattling
<nuculeron> right in front of a cop
#240606
< whatsinthename> whats the command to turn on conference mode for this channel
< doub> just "hi!" is sometimes working
< inflex> change your nick to something like Sweet16Candy
#306023
< Obtuse> so the captain says live tesla coils at noon?
<@masterofmonks> That sounds like an odd choice of dueling weapons.
Comment: #thegeekgroup on irc.freenode.net
#21145
Mon: its.. kinda funny. O_o
Kadmium: I'm not aware, in fact, of a word that expresses to quite the extent that I require, precisely how funny it isn't
Mon: heh
Kadmium: Merely "bloody awful" lacks a certain vitriol, whereas "fucking dreadful" is just so cliche...
Kadmium: Let's just say that there are tribes in the Amazon forest, as yet untouched by civilization, that have said funnier things on IRC
#32691
<@winterstick> ok, about time to go to school
<@winterstick> learn about social problems! oh boy!
<+BalefireX> man
<+BalefireX> you hang out in IRC
<+BalefireX> you know ALL ABOUT social problems
Comment: #gideontech
#13629
<Flirbnic> The American dream is to move to Canada.
#33211
<ducklord> I'm having pink "waves" flowing over my screen at all times
<ducklord> anyone knows wtf is up with that?
<kitchen> too much acid?
Comment: #GeekIssues on EFNet
#5074
<`rip> ryano is a dick sucker
<clay> yes
<clay> a social dicksucker
<clay> much like the social smoker
<clay> he puffs for his homies
<`rip> puffs on his homies