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#22117
<noddy> this nekkid gurl is a cutie
<noddy> she's very nekkid now
<noddy> and playing with a carrot
<noddy> or a dildo
<noddy> not sure
<Mortarion> remind me never to eat anything you cook
#17453
<Diamond> I just got done watching porn.
<Diamond> Which has great music.
<Leper_Mess> ..you watch porn for the music?
#14513
<Stay99>but anyway, back to me. I want to be the ruler of the world. Sometimes-I play ruler of the world in my basement when noone else is home
#1805
(treaz0n4) msn sent me a 4 page report on how to report spammers
#13133
<OneiWilly> ah crap i accidently downloaded winzip again instead of winamp
#14904
<drunker> whats's the microsoft.com site
#4062
<DigDug> <nowakow> does anyone want to teach a horny female to masturbate to orgasm?
<DigDug> Approve Kill Nothing
<josho> kill;
<jestuh> kill
<jestuh> if she's horny she knows what to do
#1486
<aorie> shit slashdot STILL down
<MrP-> yeah, im crying now
<MrP-> whats wrong with it?
<aorie> this sucks
<aorie> this totally fucked up my day heh
<MrP-> me too
<MrP-> some girl asked me if i wanted to have sex with her all day, but i said "after i read slashdot"
<MrP-> GOD DAMNIT!
#40046
<finn> hah
<finn> its 13:37 here
<finn> :)
<finn> I want to die for even noticing :(
#307310
* Pryoidain is now known as MSWord
<MSWord> Oh Hi! I'm Microsoft word!
<MSWord> Hmm...I'm not really sure what you're doing here..you're using my equation editor an awful lot.
<MSWord> Oh! I see alot of numbers in parenthesis before these equations!
<MSWord> Huh...They don't quite match up though. See you have (1),(2),(3),(1),(3),(4),(1),(2),(5)
<MSWord> I can help! Let me just automatically reformat those into a list!
* MSWord DESTROYS ALL FORMATTING TO THIS POINT
<MSWord> What? You want me to stop automatically generating lists and go back to previous?
<MSWord> But..I was just trying to help!
<MSWord> Here, I'll fix it.
* MSWord RESETS ALL NUMBERS, FORMATTING, TAB INDENTATIONS, AND FORMULA LAYOUTS
<MSWord> There, Back to a blank slate!
<MSWord> What?
<MSWord> Hey why are you undoing?
<MSWord> Hey, don't go in there, those are my settings!
<MSWord> But, that's the autocorrect setting! That's me! What are you plan-
* MSWord is now known as Pryoidain
<Pryoidain> This is exactly how I am going to explain to my idiot math teacher why Microsoft word is a fucking HORRIBLE choice for a math homework submission.
#21456
<@hugh|boredstupid> my mind was lagged
<@Andrew|busy> I hate when that happens
<@Andrew|busy> you're like "fkin reconnect. hurry up dammit- I'm probably saying something stupid"
#11264
<Saber> I had a full can of soda
<Saber> and I slipped
<Saber> and dropped it above my KB
<Saber> and I caught it
<Saber> but THOUGHT it was upside down
<Saber> so I inverted it
<Saber> and it turns out
<Saber> it was rightside up
#306428
< nukes> damn, almost beat my best time on minesweeper
< nukes> only to be fucked over by a guess
< nukes> was the last two, and it could have been either
< nukes> nearly beat it by a fair margin as well, 90 seconds on expert
< nukes> compared to 2 mins
< iFarmer> Meh, was never any good at minesweeper
< iFarmer> Only recently found out what the numbers mean
#146217
<Kefka> FAT32
<Kefka> That's what file system my body uses
<Kefka> :(
#308431
<+beefCake> hmm has someone got stuck down a drain :d
<+beefCake> there's been a confined space safety and rescue unit van outside for a bit
<+beefCake> some sort of tripod on the pavement further up
< Cheez> go out and say "what's that? timmy's fallen down the well?!"
< Cheez> then run back inside barking
< Phatteh> run over and say "i came as soon as lassie told me what happened!"
Comment: #multiplay@qnet
#302106
<Deadhope> I got fired from Wal-Mart today...
<RainbowHugz> nice. why'd you get fired ?
<Deadhope> I made a kid crap himself , he was stealing and i decided to stare at him like an angry pedophile while yelling , WHAT ARE YOU DOING THERE?!?!?
<Deadhope> The kid ran away crying leaving a trail of shit. Atleast i didn't have to clean that.
<2Tone> haahahahahahahahaha
<RainbowHugz> Best...reason to be fired ever.., i'm in tears right now.
#29132
*** God- has joined #voices
*** ChanServ sets mode: +v God-
<God-> hello
<Teialantis> :o
<Teialantis> I DON'T BELIEVE IN YOU
<Keiron> Well, seeing as Fancia does not enjoy rampant furry sex (read: rape), I would be surprised to see her on Taps.
<Teialantis> o_O
<Fancia> :o
<Keiron> ;P
<Fancia> I do. ^.^
<Fancia> ...
<Fancia> *Horrible* timing.
<Fancia> I was referring to the "God" thing. ^.^;;;;
* Fancia blushes a dark red and flees the room
#4416
<ltbs> SomeGirl: you have Pantera. It's a weird strain of Anthrax. You should also watch out for Sepultura, Megadeth, and Black Sabbath
#55636
(mistik): Well, it being valentines day and all, i've scheduled a date with my hand tonight. :p
(TheGreatDrunkMonkey): I have a date with Myra
(TheGreatDrunkMonkey): Myra Hand
(TheGreatDrunkMonkey): And her Asian friend, Lo Shen
(Deranged): Then her friend Tish Shu will clean up the mess afterwards.
#1147
<AirMonk> I'm still looking for a girl that can get aroused by the sound
of a hard drive spinning down
#8644
<Wehrwolf> From CNN: "Sci Tech / Featured Sections : Is VHS obsolete?"
<SD-Crono> this is a followup to thier Future of Gaming E3 2002 report with a Dreamcast picture ... nice ^^
<Wehrwolf> Maybe their sci-tech guy is some 90 year old who lives in the woods
#13195
<adam1> my gf supposedly has "issues" with me
<Hiroe> Heh, my ex didn't have just a few issues, she had a fuckin *Subscription*
#307246
<Eevee1> Suppose in management terms, you'd call it the Seagull.
<Eevee1> Fly in, squawk loudly, shit everywhere, and leave.
#23052
--> BEAR_FROM_WILD_WILD_RUSSIA (~quickchat@212.73.101.ZH73=) has joined #myrmidia
<BEAR_FROM_WILD_WILD_RUSSIA> bmbnm
<-- BEAR_FROM_WILD_WILD_RUSSIA (~quickchat@212.73.101.ZH73=) has left #myrmidia
* MMN-o is stunned
<MMN-o> What the hell was that?
<Elleomea> haha
#15886
HalfShadow> Oh yeah. Ever see something so bad you wanted to go into fetal position?
seventhcrow> spice world