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#38220
<MrDictionary> When I die, I want to be buried with my Wi-Fi BB Router so that people will gather around my grave and use me as a Wireless Access Point.
#12340
<ScottY> I think you're number 65344 that asks me to beam them up... please stop that, it's annoying!'
<Rain> that's what you get for taking the nick scotty
#57564
<BlackDeth> so if pantera would be considered too heavy for you might as well go put on some hawthorne heights and go cut slits in your arm while you cry about the boy that dumped you
<splice> that is beautiful.
<splice> slight point deduction for letting on that you know an emo band name
<BlackDeth> invalidated by the fact that you obviously know it too
#6418
<suchness> my ear wax is pure black!?!?!?!?!
<suchness> WTF
#302923
<Pat> If you accidentally get impregnated by some douche bag there is nothing wrong with aborting that bastard. The argument that it has a heart beat is ridiculous because worms have several heart beats and people get those removed all the time. And not only do worms make you skinnier instead of fatter but they aren't going to grow up and steal my car battery to buy meth.
#19968
<IQpierce> What is this "real" you speak of? Is it multiplayer?
#56328
<CarbonCpy> I used to have Raggedy Anne & Andy on tape. It's not gay for me to admit that, is it?
<Og|Oggilby> no
<Og|Oggilby> I used to have it
<egg> 2 gays don't make a straight
Comment: #gbs-tv
#306606
<@Silly> i'm sat wanking with pron on my 50"tv right, doors closed and everything
<@Silly> right as im finishing up my housemate barges in, no fucking knocking or anything
<@Silly> i dont have time to hide my boner AND close the porn
<+Altruit> so which one did you hide?
<@Silly> so i throw my remote at him, altf4 and slam the keyboard on my dick
<@Silly> end result is that im very sore and ive got spunk all over my keybaord
<@Silly> and he still caught me
#38466
<SquareRoot> I know this is very OT, but I come here a bit so I thought I could try asking here... I found my sister's goldfish on the floor about a minute ago (although I have no idea how long it's been there... it was dry though) ... it appears that it jumped out of the bowl... upon reinserting it it proceeded to just float there... is there anything I can do?
#54878
JonathanThompson: Hey helf, if you dispose of an IP address, does it end up in a LANfill?
#11887
<justin> why does bitchx sound so excited:
<justin> -:- BitchX: Join to #tenet was synched in 1.161 secs!!
<justin> it's like WOW man!!
<asm-X> cz, it's a hot little BitchX?
<asm-X> with nothing but secs!! on her mind
#215584
<blu> so today i went outside because we had new stairs and etc, long story
<blu> so i go outside theres this girl on the street
<blu> so i go see her and tell her "i got molested by a mango when i was young what should i do"
<blu> SO NOW SHE PULLS A BRICK OUT OF HER PURSE
<blu> i start running
<blu> SHE FUCKING THREW IT AT ME
<blu> and now she just saw where i live
<@MokN> good luck with that
<blu> ok so i just went to give her the brick
<blu> she went
<blu> "WHAT THE FUCK ITS YOU AGAIN"
<blu> i said "hi here's your brick"
#7265
<Daemon_> thak you for replying I dont know what is daemon or who is daemon explain
<Daemon_> to me who is or what is...sometimes Inotice you are the one who return the
<Daemon_> mail for some reasons.....I want to know who or what daemon is..thak you
#76609
<John8520> I play mexican checkers
<zashi> John8520, you hide coke in the pieces and smuggle them onto the other side of the board?
#44129
svladnecjelli: i am recovering from an end of the year drunk
svladnecjelli: i keep hoping that i will find a moderation gene
svladnecjelli: or evidence of it
MotorToad: you're irish
MotorToad: the only thing you can hope for in moderation is salary
#18682
<TiGryphon> EvilJoven: This was taken into account when he was buried, and in fact, Darwin spins almost constantly in his grave.
<TiGryphon> THey hooked him to a generator, he powers manhattan
#6482
<funknut> I like my women like I like my coffee.
<Dokterrock> What, tied up in a sack and thrown over the back of a burro?
#16566
<jenn> BUKKAKE!
<DogBoy> ouch
<Asmodean> bukkake? isn't that the japanese rope tying fetish?
<DogBoy> no
<prefect> you're so young and innocent, asmodean
<DogBoy> lol
<Asmodean> young.. maybe.. innocent.. no :)
<DogBoy> hmm
<DogBoy> I can't even spell that
<DogBoy> I'm gonna ask my mom what it means
<Asmodean> bukkake?
<Asmodean> oh my
<Asmodean> hitting "i am feeling lucky" in google for bukkake was umm.. *sooo* not work friendly
#18237
<afhersn> I'm a trojan infected computer set to spam. I got this way because I went to a p0rn site someone messaged me. I'm an idiot. Find an IRCop and get me klined please!
#1330
(fub) I walked into a police station once to pick up some court papers, and I smoked a joint about 5 blocks away and I was was sitting in there for awhile and I looked down at my shoes and the roach was on the front tounge of my shoe ;/
#141262
<CoolCookieCooks> when i was a child i thought being disabled was another gender because they had seperate toilets.
#3837
<Slant> dpkg -i kernel-image-2.4.18_kami.1.0_i386.deb
<Sam|foo> ok
<Slant> ok, reboot.
<Sam|foo> brb
* Slant nods.
<-- Sam|foo has quit (QUIT: User exited)
<FlipTopBox> sucka. he's doomed, isn't he.
#30084
<@MiMiC> I am the king of all men
<@MiMiC> I just gave this girl an orgasm on the phone
<@Catgirl[BTEG]> "An" orgasm? Weak.
Comment: #bteg, Gamesnet
#6062
<continuum> being disconnected from IRC is like having your head dunked in a bucket of cold water.. it's disorientating and you know things have happened but you don't know what
#30476
<+Thief> never pack when ur high..you get there u open your bag and nothing matches...all u have to wear is a hawaiian shirt, an oven mit + a lava lamp...the rest is filled with cookie dough + hot wheels trucks
Comment: Random quote, GamesNet channel.