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#11981
<oreth> Jay and silent bob said the f-word 227 times
<huzyrdadi> in all five films?
<@Breathe> I think he means just in the trailer.
#16866
<MartinBlank> I knew a guy who dressed up for Halloween as a giant penis with ferns growing around the base, and said he was dressed as a dickweed.
#311431
curiousjock> hi
<sickleanna> hiya curiousjock
<curiousjock> hey there sickleanna
<bubblegumbitch> oh sick leanna. i thought anna was a communist lol
* sickleanna is now known as sickle-anna
<sickle-anna> lets roll with it
<TungstenCarbide> can't roll
<TungstenCarbide> someone sliced the tires
<TungstenCarbide> someone with a SICKLE
#22333
<Jubei-> sup nigs
<kaihn[afk]> :o
<Jubei-> i mean..
<Jubei-> Hello fine gentlemen, how are you this fine morning?
#310218
<+kmc> my girlfriend served as an adult control subject for some behavioral research on children
<+kmc> she did live on psych studies for a year yeah
<Jafet> Is there a control protocol where you don't use people who live off being sociology test subjects
#2500
<Dekon> Florida is holding the election hostage until we quit sending old people
#4789
<DrWoody> Look I'm writing a letter!
<DrWoody> Dear Internet Explorer:
<DrWoody> I HATE YOU! DIE!!
#15625
<GaRlic_Iv> wanna hear a joke
<drunkers> hold on let me get my headphones
#294508
Hoopy: hey, how was your holidays? Get anything good?
Psmylie: Couple of gift cards. you?
Hoopy: watch
Psmylie: ok, I'm watching...
*10 minutes pass*
Psmylie: I see you gave that lame joke all the attention it deserved. Well done.
Hoopy: My client crashed. What did you say?
#44549
ExiledFromLight: hahahaha
ExiledFromLight: omfg
Xenophoribic: What?
ExiledFromLight: i was showing my mom some shirts that i was looking at on jinx.com
ExiledFromLight: and she say Carpe Noctem - Seize the Night
ExiledFromLight: and of course jinx is a site for geeks/gamers
ExiledFromLight: and she wanted it, but in white. it only came in black
ExiledFromLight: so im like "geeks dont wear white, it stains too easily"
ExiledFromLight: so she looks at me and says "those stains show up on black too"
Xenophoribic: XD
Xenophoribic: Your mom owned you, man.. Congratulations
#6870
Brucha: I've heard a Kirk/Spock/Scotty slash done similarily. It haunts my nightmares, I don't need a wrestling equivalent added. :) "The Vulcan emotion is strong and powerful...I, I can't contain it all..." "You get that thing away from him!"
Jim Smith: So, Kirk and Spock had an orgy and didn't invite Bones? I mean, who's gonna give you more gay sex satisfaction? A Scotsman? Or a guy named "Bones"?
Brucha: Something like that... Scotty stumbles upon them, tries to break it up, and then falls to the passion...
Jim Smith: He's such a slut...
TangleToy: *wipes off screen* I swear. Why I bother trying to drink anything while in here is beyond me.
#11343
<@FoX> for the record
<@FoX> she never cybered me
<@FoX> i cybered her
<@FoX> :D
<@FoX> oh yeh....did i forget to mention i kept gettign the message no such Nick/Channel
#151919
Hali: I stole a government-issued pencil today
Hali: somebody called me a terrorist for it :O
#3351
<Wes> Anything good coming on TV tonight?
<kolby> maybe nWo will return
<Wes> Anything good that doesn't involve dudes in their underwear slap-fighting so they can get a new belt to wear to the Gay Pride Parade?
#10429
<Toast> WASHINGTON (Reuters) - The Pentagon (news - web sites) has
received information indicating that U.S. warplanes on Monday might have
accidentally bombed a home for senior citizens near the Afghan city of
Herat, a senior defense official said on Tuesday.
<Toast> *sigh*
<dert> oh god
<Toast> I guess that's what happens when you round up the dumbest 10% of
society, give them really big bombs and let them go nuts 10,000 miles
away
#51220
Zorro: what do I do if someone wants to Cyber me but there are people around?
Null: Never ask that again.
#60317
<+Tocsin> I saw that article about those surgeries they do
<+Tocsin> fuck, I couldn't tell the difference between the fake one and the real one..
<+Tocsin> I mean it got me to thinking..
<+Tocsin> How many men I've been with... and what's the chance that one of 'em mighta been a woman before.
<+Tocsin> ...FUCK I mean that the other way around
Comment: Tocsin is an alcoholic
#299953
bubbal: Why would you want to stay married to someone who doesn't want to be married to you?
overbored454: because you just can't turn love off like a car engine?
FlyingUndeadSheep: but you can handbrake-turn it sideways into a wall.
#51013
Messiah: I've only heard one good dead baby joke
Messiah: And that's 'cause I made it good when someone else tried to tell it to me
Messiah: They said, "Hey, hey hey, how long's a baby last in the microwave?"
Sokar: idk. wanna find out?
Messiah: My response was, "Two minutes, forty-three seconds"
Sokar: haha
Sokar: nice
Messiah: They weren't sure how to respond to that
Messiah: So I invited them over for dinner
#8867
<Rance> i'm right next to a gateway country... i should walk in with my powerbook :)
#236280
<Upthorn> The place I lived on the outskirts of baltimore had good sound insulation
<superjupi> I'd give two ovaries and most of a kitten to have good sound insulation
<BagOfMagicFood> If I type this many letters then it lines up good sound insulation
#30255
<Scott> I thought they were all saying "Hi, Hitler!" Makes sense, since they're waving...
#2779
<[Fee]> I watch univsion
<[Fee]> and galavision
<[Fee]> they got nice ass on there sometimes
<[Fee]> i dont know what there saying
<[Fee]> but ass is univeral
#5193
<mofo> s2pid virgin cola commercials.
<reuben> i bet it's harder to type "s2pid" than it is to type "stupid"
<mofo> s2pid looks cooler and sophisticated though, so :P
<reuben> it looks stupid
#26249
<Whisper> k so I have come to a conclusion about the sniper in DC and it isnt good news for CS players
<Whisper> want to hear it?
<CJ> Sure
<Trent_Alkaline> dont tell me he's wallhacking...