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#8058
<Praetor> bob: even so, if I don't have to write it and it works then what the hell do I care?
<evilbob> you care because I opened my mouth and talked to you, bitch. and I didn't even get a thank you.
#624
<MadHatter> sjkdfkl;'
<Jingoro`> hatters snorting off his keyboard again
#21583
<MikeSee> what OS does windows run on?
#29386
<Supachikn> can anyone offer advice on how to de-scratch a cd?
<Supachikn> both small, medium, and large scratches
<JohnMK> Meguiars #7 or somesuch
<JohnMK> groups.google.com it
<JohnMK> I bought something at Software Etc. or whatever that seems to work pretty well
<wildboar> yeah I know this guy that bought the big pro scratch remover machines
<wildboar> and I smelled the stuff
<wildboar> and I was like wtf that is the meguiars #7 showcar glaze I use on my car
<Supachikn> so just this car-polish and a buffing with a soft cloth?
<Seed> a little jizz on the cloth won't hurt too
<Supachikn> :( I'm all dry at the moment
Comment: #hydrogenaudio on freenode
#15493
<tak> if i move to canada ill be so rich
<tak> cause your money sucks
<disco-stu> yep
<disco-stu> but at least our country doesnt!
<tak> haha
<Ped> haha
<vivid> haha
<aj> haha
<blakangel> haha
#10883
<jorm> fuck freedom. freedom is for weenies.
<jorm> COOL people want to be oppressed.
#2337
<blazemore> kof97, magical drop 3, neo turf masters
<blazemore> couple others
<Brazenhrt> Heh...Magical Drop.
<blazemore> magical drop 3 is great :~)
<Brazenhrt> I didn't say it wasn't.
<blazemore> brazenhrt: i didn't say that you insisted it wasn't.
<Brazenhrt> blazemore: I didn't say that you said that I insisted it wasn't.
<blazemore> brazenhrt: you said that you didn't say it wasn't awesome in response to my saying it was awesome, which thereafter i said i didn't say that you insisted it wasn't.
<Brazenhrt> Oh god.
<Brazenhrt> Never mind.
* PhorceP 's head explodes
#6695
<BlznAzn> i find it kinky to use my cock as a probe tool to remove lint between the toes of a foot thats been inside a work boot all day
<pagan> you must like to have Athlete's Cock
#32378
* @Mike destroys a person's karma by modding him offtopic
<@Mike> >:)
<@Zero> lol
<@Mike> ok, another 5 mod points abused at slashdot
<@Mike> my day is complete
#11713
<Cl0ckwork> i hate it when explorer crashes, losing my system tray, and irc is minized to it
<\slick> I hate when I kick a dog and then the owner see's me and I have to kill him
#3871
<crapple> i'd fuck a man for a gay.com vhost
#49674
<Vespucci> Ok, how many people with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb?
<Cody> Hmm.
<Cody> I can think of a couple of answers to that, but none are particularly funny...
<Vespucci> Wanna play WoW?
<Vespucci> Hmm. I seem to have failed in the delivery of that joke both in speech and print.
<Cody> I got it.
<Cody> And I was going to comment...
<Cody> But I had decided to google ADD jokes to see what punchlines existed for the joke.
<Vespucci> What were you going to comment?
<Vespucci> ahh
<Cody> And I got distracted by the page of ADD jokes.
<Vespucci> lol
<Summoner> lol
<Cody> I think this may be a sign of something. :-(
#14526
<oneo|SUMMER> the US has some of the best schools in the nation
#12173
<johnsmith> Ill sit at bars and write perl on my napkin until girls are so thick around me I cant move my body
#302291
<TwoPointOh> ZenGwen: do you get easily offended by references to 9/11?
<ZenGwen> no
<TwoPointOh> okay
<TwoPointOh> i had a great idea for a t-shirt
#4628
* Smatters sets mode: +girlfriend -lan Element Element
*** Element is now known as You
* You are not an relationship operator. Cannot set mode (+girlfriend)
#28890
<PRoWoRK> i like my vagina!
<[Piratez]> o.o
<PRoWoRK> ...sorry...
<[Piratez]> pro, this is the part where u type 'wrong chan'
#4238
<Scofco> i want to stick it up my butt
<Scofco> not my 'chocolate starfish'
<fcastle> lol same diffrence u doosh bag :)
<Scofco> i don't even have a chocolate starfish
<Scofco> i hate seafood
#54555
<your2ndgirl> dont keep your cans of compressed air next to the can of wd-40
<your2ndgirl> just a word of warning
* your2ndgirl goes out to buy a new keyboard
#32105
<linnaford> i went fishing
<linnaford> how exciting is that?
<linnaford> with my 3 year old neice and my sister who decided not to wear a bra
<tlozoot> whoooah
<tlozoot> she's trying to get pregnant again?
#309382
<Zor> what kind of resource would it make sense to find underwater
<gmcabrita> water
#6516
<bus> what can I help you with, xorg?
<xorg> well
<xorg> when uncle daddy touches my bathing suit
<xorg> i get all tingly
<xorg> but the bible says NO
#14300
Phantbert> I work at a pizza place
Phantbert> and the smallest size pizza is called a 6-inch
Phantbert> so yesterday
Phantbert> I actually uttered the phrase
Phantbert> "I have a six inch sausage."
#27875
<ShadowSkillz> damn i got this allergy in my eyes its killin me =[
<The_Ham|RT> :o
<The_Ham|RT> poke ito ut
<The_Ham|RT> out
<ShadowSkillz> demostration plz
<The_Ham|RT> o_O ---
<The_Ham|RT> o_O ---
<The_Ham|RT> o_O---
<The_Ham|RT> o_x---
#11593
<Fireklar> Anyone know what could cause a monitor to dim like that besides impending death?
<mig|flurry> fireklar: impending death.
<slurpee> impending death of your eyesight
<mig|flurry> fireklar: capacitors pretending to be resistors.
<Fireklar> DAMN YOU CAPACITORS
<Fireklar> I hate those bastards