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#4326
<MrFreeze> AND I PUT 3 OZ OF WEED IN 2 COOKIES
<MrFreeze> AND THEY WERE LIKE 1" ACROSS
<MrFreeze> MMM THEY WERE YUM!
<noj> and 2 feet high!
#24140
Em shows rawl his boobs
<Em> (.)(.(
Rhi takes pics
<Rawl> wtf
<Rawl> your boob is all fucked up
<Em> I think it has cancer
#58895
<hellslave> Apparently, it's weird to dislike the dirty talk in porn.
<Neo> who pays attention to the talking, dirty or not?
<hellslave> No idea.
<hellslave> But ANY talking is annoying.
<hellslave> Just shut up and pork, already!
<Neo> lol
<hellslave> That's the genius of rape: no talking, aside from the introductory, "Scream and I'll kill you!"
Comment: #gsccc
#24269
<The_Roach> Where's Gatts when you need him?
<Winter> dead?
<The_Roach> Not possible.
<The_Roach> That's where we need him.
<The_Roach> PARADOX!
#3855
<imsoemo> i should sell information on how to join irc on ebay
<imsoemo> FOR ONLY $3 I WILL SHOW YOU HOW TO TALK TO MORE ARROGANT ASSHOLES THAN YOU EVER DREAMED
<CaliburX> Just make it sound complicated and expensive
<CaliburX> Have you ever wanted to talk with other sophisticated beings like yourself for free on your own personal computer? With this 42 step guide your dreams will become a reality and your life will be forever enjoyable.
<CaliburX> Only $99.99 plus shipping and handling
#42169
<+aeonite> Doom 3 is too dark
Jeff> Adds to the atmosphere
<Jeff> It's part of the story, anyway. The power is out everywhere. All you got is a flashlight
<+aeonite> it's lazy
<+aeonite> they were like "oh shit these levels look like crapass" "we'll just make every level pitch black then"
<Jeff> Yeah, I'm sure the people at ID were like "Ehhh, we get tired of making good graphics. Let's just make it dark"
Comment: #fark
#115962
<%Raven> and then the next was "write a reply coming from a WASP"
<%Raven> I had no idea what a WASP was so I basically had to gamble whether they were for or against indian mistreatment
<%Raven> I went against, which was wrong
<%Raven> but I covered myself by saying "in case above answer doesn't suffice, here's a reply from a different WASP"
<%Raven> I just drew a giant wasp (the bug) and added a textballoon with BZZZZZZZT
<%Raven> he might just give points for originality
Comment: #dyo on irc.dyo-ecksdee.com
#30978
<Kaelic> What would you buy for a woman?
<Raven> hmm?
<Raven> Me? For a woman?
<Raven> well
<Raven> I can come up with two possible answers cause I am clueless in the subject... either something common like flowers, or, well, new netcard or 512 Mb memory stick :>
<Kaelic> I doubt she would be too thrilled to get a new 512mb mem stick, "just to say I love you" :p
<OWK> "I love you so much 512mb could not hold the words..."
#2888
<AnGeLFiRe> go screw a dog
<Pharaohe> come over to my house then babe
#11885
@@ SignOff Jericon: (Installing Hotline 1.8 Be back later)
<xmatt> that requires signing off IRC?
<HHunter> Heh.. if it does, I'm not installing it.
#8565
<TF_Baxter> fucking plug and play my ass
#11924
<@tag> cant wait for zero state devices :)
<@tag> no wires, no external power
<@tag> just IS
<@Syfoon> tag, by then, we'll be 4ft high, grey, abducting stupid, fat hicks and shoving probes up their asses
#42552
<Darrick> i have some nintendo newsletter suubscription for some reason
<Darrick> and they sent me an email about mario tennis
<Darrick> the header: "Whack it, Mario"
Comment: #acmlm, irc.acmlm.org
#74903
<caddis> the hardest thing about buying a macbook is telling your parents you are gay
Comment: server: irc.ruxcon.org.au, #ozphreak
#11474
<Josho> hold on here
<Josho> does the cube have a dvd drive?
<Amanda`> It's probably a 12x cdrom
<Josho> ><
<Josho> insulting the cube is like kicking me in the privates
<Josho> i don't know how to eject the cdrom
<Amanda`> drag it to the trash can
<Josho> strike two
#30298
<Ultimos> what's a fuckin troll?
<Ultimos> lol
<binkzz> url what is an internet troll
<migas> - "what is an internet troll": http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_troll
<Ultimos> migas has saveth me.
<binkzz> migas always takes the credit ;[
#4105
* dodgearse learns to need how to say somthing before thinking of it
[dodgearse] wow... that dont sound right
* dodgearse needs to learn to think about what hes going to say before saying it...
#53666
<olhfatti> im gohan die
<jca> you better vegeta to a hosptial
<olhfatti> i should, my lungs are krillin me
<jca> goku now
<olhfatti> i need to find my toque or else my ears will freeza
#31889
<rpop> wtf happened to the penguin game
<rpop> "Sorry, this is an unofficial link." :(
<ShyK> penguin game?
<DEATH> it was shut down because of GPL violation
<DEATH> games that include penguins must open their source
<DEATH> they got sued because they didnt
#294707
<%Zac378> yo, you guys still playing xbox?
<@tet> I got off but I'll go back on if you want to play
<@tet> wait you have halo 3 right?
<%Zac378> nope, I got xbox pajama pants...not an xbox 360 for xmas -.-
<@tet> that's like giving an Ethiopian a picture of food
<%Zac378> lmao
#52518
<nox>I was sitting on the bus on my way to school and couldn’t help pausing my iPod for this one:
<nox>Black man #1: Yo! Whut the fuck are you lookin’ at?!
<nox>Black (business suit wearing) man #2: Would it hurt for you to speak respectably to others?
<nox>Black man #1: Nigga whut? Are you black? You looks black, but dat must just be black paint on yo skin!
<nox>Black (business suit wearing) man #2: Nevermind. I appologize. I’m sorry.
<nox>Black man #1: You sorry?! Don’t say sorry to me! Say sorry to yo momma!!! Call her up right now! Say sorry dat you lost yo real color!
Comment: .derekilicious @ wordpress
#3947
<Digital-^> i love brits , every time i hear someone mention a fag break all i can think of is someone knocking on my door , picking me up , and smoking me
#4583
<Spesh> It takes skill to climb the corporate ladder on your knees.
#32001
--> TimStarling (TimStarlin@dialup-152.50.194.203.acc02-dryb-mel.comindico.com.au) has joined #wikipedia
<TimStarling> hello
<silsor> re
<angelab> hi
<maximus_rex> hi tim
<Hephaestos> hi tim
<Jamesday> hi Tim
<FooBarBaz> hi Tim
<silsor> hi Tim
<FooBarBaz> ... now if we only had a punchline, this could be worthy of bash. :)
<silsor> ________
<silsor> < Hi Tim >
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<silsor> \ (oo)\_______
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#299924
<Funkmob> He's replaced Coke with Code... he does hundreds of lines a night.