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#298889
<fahadsadah> "Free delivery on orders over £25 when collecting in store" < asda.co.uk
#1301
<homerj> I'm starting to have a real dislike of vegitarians
<homerj> and their holier then thou attitude
<noxnbox> we should eat them
<ryo-ohki> I bet they'd taste good.
<berzerker> my band has a 6 minute track about hating vegitarians
<ryo-ohki> Their body is like all meat, with just a little bit of fat.
<berzerker> and throwing steaks at their face
<homerj> because they must have some sort of rule that they tell you they are vegetarian like 5 times a day
<homerj> must be in the handbook "when you hvae the desire to eat meat, tell someone your a vegetarian"
<DigDug> you know, vegetarians are probably kosher too
#11224
<k0reany0> hey it's been long time since I've talked to you.
<Xilokumsh0t> let's meet up and have a beer sometime
<k0reany0> sure. btw how is your wife nancy doing?
<Xilokumsh0t> her name is suzy
<k0reany0> who cares!
#7426
<glasnost> i was pasting it for everyone else -[
<glasnost> err
<glasnost> =]
<glasnost> fucking sad cyclops instead of happy 2-eyes
#36442
<Philth> Trivia-Bot v1.2
<Philth> Complete the Following
<Philth> 1) _______ ___._._._
<Philth> Hint: /_e_ve_ 1_7._.0._
<Angela> Uhh.
<Philth> Hint: /se_ver 127._.0._
<BloodSpoon> 127.0.0.1
<Angela> server 127.0.0.1
-!- Angela [~asdfg@d226-127-173.home.cgocable.net] has quit ["TrenzTerra Tornado (Seagull) - http://trenzterra.uni.cc"]
#7490
<sortof> i slept on a glowstick wrong
#14336
[HyperKinetic] They ate each other, they moaned. They were zombies
#81109
Lord of the View: Can anyone solve this for me?
Lord of the View: 100*X/22=120
Lord of the View: What is X?
DemiGod: What are you trying to solve?
Lord of the View: Well, 120 is my IQ result. 22 is my chronological age. I want to know how old my mental age is.
DemiGod: ...
#20182
<+timovgod> I had a penis transplant but my hand rejected it
#300711
<Xagor> I just bought some ice cream and booze. Trying both the masculine AND feminine ways of getting over an aborted relationship :(
#309185
<lucky> i got into it with an asphalt contractor at work and then had his truck towed for being in a handicapped space.
<SatNiGHTS> did you shout at him "MENTAL HANDICAPS DON'T COUNT!"?
<lucky> the best part? the lines are barely visible because HE didn't paint them as he was hired to do last summer. so he didn't see them.
<lucky> he came storming in, scared my paraschiz resident (poor guy), and demanded he be "payed what he was owed for his time in August". i told him that according to our records, he was paid exactly what he was owed - in that, he was paid for what he did, not what the original contract said. He never re-striped the lot or sealed the south end of the cul de sac.
<lucky> he wouldn't shut up. i asked him to leave. he didn't. i told him to leave. he didn't. i made his truck leave without him while he was making an irate phone call.
<myself> did he see it in mid-tow, or only after it was gone?
<lucky> mid tow. told him they regularly monitor the handicapped spaces, it is after all a senior community. his reply : "YOU CAN'T EVEN SEE THE FUCKING SYMBOL!!!!" my reply: "my point exactly."
#24260
Geeky Weezer Fan: "Did you see X2?"
onkeybutt87: Jean Grey's hair in that is awesome
onkeybutt87: I totally wish I were a girl so I could have hair like that
onkeybutt87: and, in a related story, I'm straight
#2211
<CiXeL> apparently a customer got pissed at us this morning and sent our sales secretary goatse.cx as an attachment
#15457
<na-dragon> Who would win in a fight? A Z-Fighter from dragon ball z, or a jedi master?
<jonblake> Well, thats a good question, there are alot of things that need to be factored in
<jonblake> Z fighters can fly, shoot big balls of energy, go really fast, and releport etc
<na-dragon> Yes but a jedi master can see all of that happen before he does it, and he has a light saber..
<jonblake> I guess this is one of those things in life we will never really know
<Vyse> GOD DAMNIT, Has either one of you ever even SEEN what a pussy looks like?
#19894
<Surfdog> dood
<Surfdog> my dad was just like "you know its ok to be gay"
<Surfdog> but couldn't keep a straight face
#10686
<astroDZ> i brought back marlbro 100s
<astroDZ> a carton of them to smoke
<astroDZ> i was told that were was enuff tar in 1 pack , to zip up all of freebsd and openbsd
<astroDZ> anyone care to confirm?
#17429
<BluBandit> hello kitty is one cat i'd like to violate
#18453
<Penguin> My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
#307546
<Oz> I am way too tired to be doing this shit. Also, the more I copy from the book, the more I remember why I dislike coding from scratch...
<Oz> It's all just random shit that people built to simplify complex functions, with all of them essentially being arbitrary. :/
<Oz> It's like going "Stick your fingers in the hole!" "What's in it?" "You'll find out later! :D"
#49903
<mrmitch> question
<ObsidianX> answer
<ObsidianX> man, that was easy
#304670
<@Digga> that's only because if you leave dirty socks on the carpet for long enough they start smelling of carpet and not socks and you can wear them again :D
#31900
<LuminuS> everything you like = gay
<SniperGuy> i like you LuminuS
Comment: irc.mikernet.org
#42659
<RHX> Winamp playing: Various - The Waterboys / Whole of the M
<RHX> ID3 tags don't get the whole of the na
#11924
<@tag> cant wait for zero state devices :)
<@tag> no wires, no external power
<@tag> just IS
<@Syfoon> tag, by then, we'll be 4ft high, grey, abducting stupid, fat hicks and shoving probes up their asses
#33338
<DimaV> aight, i am gonna go think about what i did wrong today
*** DimaV is now known as DimaV_bathroom