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#304590
<geniice> and lets face it if your backup plan is to fill the area with liquid helium you've chosen quite an exciting life

#295136
<dshs> what's the absolute best question?
<fydo> you just asked it. it's recursive.

#57881
-!- ians [~ians@206.73.209.94] has joined #berg
< ians> :-(
< jeriko> why the sad emoticon?
< ians> My name is depressing.
< jeriko> there's lots of people with the last name "gay", ians
< ians> Jeriko, my middle name is Robert.
< ians> I just received a letter from my bank titled to "I. R. Gay"

#53594
<conrailto> any German speakers here?
<issq> i own a set of harmon kardens
Comment: #EFnet

#5819
[Synoptica] Just when you thought porn spam couldn't stoop any lower...
[Synoptica] 'DOGFART SLUTS!'

#31859
«TrueBlue» Talking to your sister or another female relative of the same intelligence would result in both of you staring at a box of Orange Juice because it said "Concentrate".

#42280
<Arundor>  I'm starting to regret taking a philosophy course.  It's getting very irritating that I can't strangle the authors of some of the more idiotic philisophical arguments I've had to read.

#299433
* mib_a1mlh (43a93d21@widget.mibbit.com) has joined #buddhism
<mib_a1mlh> im a new buhdist and was wondering what should i focus on
* Quits: mib_a1mlh (43a93d21@widget.mibbit.com) (Client Quit)
<@urgen> focus on staying longer...
<@urgen> either that or spelling
Comment: efnet

#7171
::Sathane.. I am wlasys sober
::Sathane.. excpet when I dirnk

#115085
DinkyDogg: me and porn has always been kinda like israel and nuclear weapons
DinkyDogg: i've never claimed to have porn but they all know i do

#6998
<enojy> im gonna tell my parents im a father so i get a present on sunday

#24298
* popsicle_sands faints
* D3k administers mouth to mouth
<Yunees|shower> ewww
<D3k> ..
<D3k> well that did *wonders* for my self-esteem

#305937
<+BigEndian> Perl is like a freak fapping in the park
<+BigEndian> from afar you wonder what the hell it's doing
<+BigEndian> but when you get close you wish you never inspected it further

#8089
<Nelyx> i usually have 1G free on it, and i recently put 500Mb of movies there, and theres still 1G free!!
<Jerub> scandisk fixes space reporitng issues
<Iceman> scandisk is the tool of satan
<Nelyx> yes it is
<Nelyx> "I dont like the way those files are arranged in this directory." *Delete*

#3905
<Rbrt> i have decided to file for a divorce
<nharris> Rbrt.. wise move
<Rbrt> yepp neil
<closedown> did you just have a kid?
<Rbrt> yes i did
<nharris> my brother's inlaws are DICKS.. except his bro in law..he's cool
<Rbrt> the kid doesnt change the fact that she's a psycho
<closedown> ah
<closedown> my gf's trying to hint at marriage
<closedown> that would surely cut into my irc time

#58
<disconect> Tekken and sex both give my hand a cramp if I do it for too long, though...

#4762
<tatsumi> I wish I could look up and see the stars.
<Toen> you can, if you go outside
<tatsumi> ...... go where?

#3363
<Nettik> I had some Huge ass guy name Ray try to squeeze the shit out of me
<Nettik> the guy is REAL strong and pretty agile for being big
<Nettik> he grabbe a hold of me and started squeezing, he didnt like it when I kicked his leg out from underneath him too much, but he squeezed harder.  It all depends on how far I was willing to go
<spazzer> <Nettik> and soon i had a nice loaf the size of a breadbox in my drawers

#40297
<Rjx0r> long hair is kinda gay
<Rjx0r> especially on guys who have a feminine body
<Rjx0r> because sometimes you think
<Rjx0r> "hey, that chick has a nice ass"
<Rjx0r> and it turns around
<Rjx0r> and it's a spotty dude
<timmo> no thats just you rjx
<Rjx0r> I was hoping some of you would relate to that experience
<blueturtl> on your own there chum
<Rjx0r> damn
Comment: #geekissues

#38060
21:08 <@SteveB> i just realized that the girl i've been hitting on for the past 3 days is a senior
21:08 <@SteveB> lol
21:08 < andy> hah
21:08 < andy> whenever you see a girl you should just walk up to her and say "asl"
21:08 < andy> then youll know
Comment: #neoturbine on irc.neoturbine.net

#1856
(dOkTeR---) doesnt matter how hot a girl is, if they do drugs and have a stupid personality, they are just as ugly as the fat bitch who won the pie eating contests

#36553
<BlackDeth> hey why aren't i on the political compass
<BlackDeth> conspiracy!
<BlackDeth> oh i have to take some test first
<BlackDeth> lame
<BlackDeth> i thought maybe it was some magical thing that analyzed our logs to see what our thought patterns were!
Comment: #ramen

#310161
<RHExcelion> You know, when I Was a kid, playing oregon trail
<RHExcelion> I'd shoot the damn tumbleweed
<RHExcelion> And wonder why I never got any meat
<Edward_Bebop> you thought the tumbleweed was an animal???

#14850
(@HS): yes, i was around a very powerfull political figure, and all i could think about was banging his daughter

#9560
<PYRoTkNiX> i dont look at naked horses

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