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#53602
<DJ_Yami> I don't have any friends in this neighborhood yet
<aoshi> How long have you lived there?
<DJ_Yami> 6 months
#85542
<@Tom_Beers> I love sneezing
<@Tom_Beers> it's like
<@Tom_Beers> an orgasm in your nose
#538
<MadHatter> what you know about people and the way things work I could comfortably pass through the hole in my penis
#22013
* dm` has quit IRC (Quit: There is no place like 127.0.0.1)
<HAW> which is sadder?
<HAW> That dm` has a quote from bash.org in his quit message
<HAW> or that I recognise it as being so?
#309708
* Mich is now known as mich
<TB> Little mich
<TB> I don't understand the need to change from M to m
<Tibby> he ran into a goomba
#42252
<ShadoweOrbe> and in a cruel twist of irony, my mp3 player wont let me delete Eminem off it
Comment: #offtopic
#77882
<@CMK> If you kill ten people in Halo, you're pretty good. If you kill ten people in Doom, holy shit! If you kill ten people in Quake, totally awesome! If you kill ten people in Counterstrike, it's [kicked by console].
#7273
( CraNDaWG ) i just watched like 6 ddr videos and i must say
( CraNDaWG ) that is the _gayest_ bullshit i have ever seen
( Lev ) you know, real men who rustle cows and weld stuff prolly think us playing computer games and giggling at each others gayness on irc is the _gayest_ bullshit
#232561
* WolfLord np: Draft Punk - Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger [04:15m/128Kbps/44KHz]
<LLamaBoy> draft punk?
<LLamaBoy> is that the unfinished version?
#37685
VJC99: so paris hilton is releasing an album
VJC99: a musical album
VJC99: because record companies are that fucking pathetic
ingannilo: should be interesting
ingannilo: I liked her last video
#31273
Heywire22: OMG CLOSE YOUR PANTS IF YOUR GONNA DO THAT ON WEBCAM
Heywire22: Fuck
Heywire22: Wrong fucking window
Heywire22: Shit shit shit
Frusciante 36: jesus
Frusciante 36: who you talking to?!
#37027
<JudeTepes> The gay test timed out while calculating my percentage.... I hope that's nothign bad.
Comment: #rm2k on irc.dynastynet.net
#6547
<Soulphonat> My cat only speaks in analog
<Soulphonat> it's cute
#3223
<[prefix]> hahahah
<[prefix]> I just read the funniest shit
<[prefix]> this guy's sister got her laptop stolen, so her brother broke into it and replaced the dialup phone number for the ISP to his phone #
<[prefix]> when the person dialed it up he had their name on the caller ID went over to their house, took it back, and kicked their ass
#22682
<Gordo> Me? I'm 23.
<Gordo> Wait, I'm 24...
<Gordo> Shit, it was my brithday yesterday!!!
#152145
<jaminkle> my friends asked me out to a club last night
<jaminkle> and i said ill go if they are going to play good music
<jaminkle> they were like yeah its trance night so i was like ok sweet
<Wabbit98> and it was gay music?
<jaminkle> we walk in there and it was 80's night and Rick Astley was playing
<jaminkle> i got fucking rick rolled!
#53770
< hondje> efnet is to conversation what scat is to porn
#3342
<smcn> To buy a PS2, or not to buy a PS2: that is the question. Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the moral decay of selling my soul to Sony, or to never play Final Fantasy X?
#7077
<Einer> Charging for porn is like caging a beautiful unicorn in a deep, dark dungeon.
#6578
<sE|PassePartouT`v> i can beat you like sgamer beats off
<sE|PassePartouT`v> and that's a lot
<sgamer> that is a lot, but i doubt you can
#283502
< Laura> I used to have a preserved human penis in a jar.
< Laura> It was lost in a move.
< Laura> This made me sad until someone pointed out that that means that SOMEONE moved into a house and found a human penis in a jar.
< Laura> This makes me feel better.
#191029
<AshViper> OMFG
<AshViper> one of my HDDs had a birthday 21 days ago
<AshViper> and i totally forgot
<AshViper> S.M.A.R.T. needs a birthday reminder imo
#32043
<kisama> "acme shells" sounds like wile e. coyote's shell company
<pHluid-> There's a RoadRunner joke in there, but I'm too lazy to find it.
#17980
<meenk> I hate when I am walking through the produce section at the store and they stop me and say "why are you stealing our canteloupe?"
#3254
(Mac01) kodEblak: I wanna see your naked ass
(kodEblak) mac: the closest thing you'll get to my ass..is me farting in your direction.