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#23176
<japh_l> Hm. Tax return. Perhapse I'll buy a GPS tomorrow.
<vroom> I fully support that idea
<Macphisto> Your motion finds support within this collective.
<Macphisto> Proceed.
#29205
<NES> lol
<NES> I download something from Napster
<NES> And the same guy I downloaded it from starts downloading it from me when I'm done
<NES> I message him and say "What are you doing? I just got that from you"
<NES> "getting my song back fucker"
#305813
<Dr_Pressure> Q: How can you tell if somebody owns an Apple product?
<Dr_Pressure> A: Don't worry, they'll tell you.
#55023
Xeno: I'll work for anyone who pays me enough and treats me good
Tony: how about I smack you around and pay you $5.15 an hour?
Xeno: haha i dont wanna do fast food
#150313
<fugi> when mccain wins the election and invades iran, do we get to yell "Monopoly!" and put hotels across iraq, iran and afghanistan?
#51602
The Magma Hawk: I can see the Presidential race 20 years from now.
The Magma Hawk: "Have you ever tried an MMORPG?"
The Magma Hawk: "I tried WoW once, but I never leveled."
#11203
<GenOberst> I had to mule kick out, and grab his foot to reverse it
<GenOberst> bent his big toe outwards away from the foot...
<Tac0> oh nothing compared to my day, I flew an F-16 across the DMZ for kicks, resuerected Bruce Lee then killed him again with my bare hand (one tied behind my back), then after that i proceeded to sleep with 20 supermodels at the same time, and to top it off i bitch-slapped the pope
#32776
<Olafsson> grr.. my little brother spilled soda on my keyboard and his.. luckly I keep a spare behind the sofa.
<MitchShrader> a spare little brother?
<Olafsson> keyboard.. that is
<MitchShrader> oh. i could see going thru little brothers regular if they spill soda on keyboards..
#8829
<TheTheory> I only have two exams left this semester
<TheTheory> Math (easy) and English (WERY easy)
#21364
<wormie> go to a junk yard
<wormie> get an old car that runs
<wormie> give the fat guy workin there 20 bucks for it
<wormie> drive it into the store as deep in as you can
<wormie> hop out
<wormie> and when everyones running away
<ubergamer> LOL
<wormie> go grab a cd key :)
#307532
<hegemonicon> Is there a rule34 equivalent to science fiction: "If an idea exist someone has written a sci-fi story about it"?
<dontmindme> wouldn't rule 34 contain such rule?
<hegemonicon> Ah so sort of like "What if a spaceship found a planet made of solid gold? Oh, someone wrote a story about that, also there's fucking".
<dontmindme> exactly
#307520
<%[ill]will> psyfail: I need you to do something for me.....I need you to kill a man you do not know, for reasons I can not explain, in exchange for an amount of money that cannot be discussed.
<+psyfail> [ill]will: can i rape the corpse?
<%[ill]will> you make that deicision when your cross that bridge
<+psyfail> do you need the corpse to be completely intact when it is found?
<%[ill]will> you make that decision when your cross that bridge
<+psyfail> do you mind if pictures of it eventually get to the internet, or if groups of people are allowed to do whatever they want to it for an hourly rate?
<%[ill]will> as long as you blur out the pubic region like the japanese do
<+psyfail> can i take the corpse to the bahamas and recreate the 1980s smash hit movie Weekend At Bernie's with an independent crew from Hollywood and a second crew in New York to shoot the background shots we'll need when we wrap in June?
<%[ill]will> the person has an ankle bracelet and cant leave the state
#308906
cyborg_ar: to do nothing for a cycle you put nop
MiX: wait, isn't it noop
MiX: like
MiX: no-op
cyborg_ar: yeah but the instruction is written as nop
cyborg_ar: because we programmers lazy
cyborg_ar: so save keystrokes
cyborg_ar: whenever can
#33982
<J_B_007> if it wernt for bash, id be able to wrok.
<J_B_007> *work
<Neon[UK]> did bash cripple you in some industrial accident?
Comment: #geekissues
#7090
<CrashCat> I could never place a personal ad. I would live on p0rn and irc before I got that far. oh wait
#11264
<Saber> I had a full can of soda
<Saber> and I slipped
<Saber> and dropped it above my KB
<Saber> and I caught it
<Saber> but THOUGHT it was upside down
<Saber> so I inverted it
<Saber> and it turns out
<Saber> it was rightside up
#18850
<ieatrocks> you know what i love?
<ieatrocks> WWJD
<ieatrocks> fuckin a
<ieatrocks> because
<ieatrocks> its all about how you think of jesus
<ieatrocks> so when im in a pinch
<ieatrocks> i say WWJD
<ieatrocks> and i think of jesus as a dope slinging disco dancing pimp ass mofo
<ieatrocks> and then i do it
<ieatrocks> jesus likes to kick things, slack off, and insult people
<ieatrocks> he and i would get along great
#7026
<ori0n> why did you name yourself after a video file?
<zorack> hehe
<avi-> because i'm long hardcore and take forever to download
#3268
<DrWoody> lol wtf... I just got this email: "[Fwd: eHow To Ask Someone On A Date] from MOM"
#12861
<Jammer> Bad things happen in threes, don't they?
<Fake_Plastic_Tree> like Hanson.
#665
<reptile-> i like to masturbate
<reptile-> heh
<reptile-> I remember along time ago
<reptile-> when I was like 8 er smthn
<reptile-> my friend was like, "Gay people masturbate." or something
<reptile-> and I was like, "ew.. I'm never doing that!"
<reptile-> !#@$
#118435
<Lemmy> : no body like's an grammer nazi.
<Harbinger>: *Nobody
<R4dbutton>: *likes
<@Voyager> : *a
<Shakur> : *grammar
<cyclic> : *Nazi
<Lemmy> : ...
* GrammarNazi ;-p
#307214
<Superfoxy> I hate everyone
<Lexy> Me too! Wanna be friends?
<Lexy> Oh wait.
#6954
<glasnost> i just talked to some girls on this hall.
<glasnost> they're like, female and stuff.
#140717
< TXX> i got free version : D (of xchat)
< ^Hav0c^> the one that crashes when you click the icon in the taskbar?
/*/ [Out] TXX
(~TrickyXX@cpe.atm4-0-78119.0x573d1992.aaanxx4.customer.tele.dk) has
quit [Read error: Connection reset by peer]
< TheDarkestDay> yup