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#310773
<Reaper> Why do we need a magnetic field in our giant spaceship
<Sleepy> we'll all be dead from solar radation in like days if not less
<Sleepy> I hope you're not planning to nav your ship by compass :p
<Reaper> And, honestly, the magnetosphere doesn't stop radiation. It stops solar wind particles from stripping away the atmosphere :-D
<WK> what relevance would a compass have in a spaceship anyway?>
<Dragonfly> how else are you supposed to draw circles?
#298061
* em-pregnated is now known as emily`
< postscript> woha
< postscript> aborted?
#16589
<azrael69> <----retarded
<madman`> true---^
<FlipMo> azrael69: pics plz
#55559
MrMoog_772: mr pibb is just a lower-quality version of dr pepper
Glowsun: of course it is... dude doesn't have his degree yet
#148598
<LordLicorice> I made Goatse talk once
<LordLicorice> In a Scottish accent
<LordLicorice> There was some Budweiser thing
<LordLicorice> where you could upload your portrait
<LordLicorice> and assign eye points, lip points, etc.
<LordLicorice> and make yourself say things
<LordLicorice> so I uploaded Goatse
<LordLicorice> made him talk
<LordLicorice> chose Scottish accent
<LordLicorice> made him recite scripture about the End Times
#3673
<dregan> Shush, or I'll stab you in the groin.
<MightyQuinn> no you won't.
<MightyQuinn> MY PENIS IS FAR TOO MIGHTY TO BE STABBED!
<dregan> Would you like to test that?
<MightyQuinn> no.
<dregan> I accept it may be hard to hit first time, but I'm willing to give it a go.
#61399
<swight> Canadian television reports that one of a group of Toronto-area men now in custody on terror-related charges had enrolled in a flight training program as part of a plan to use aircraft in an attack on Canadian targets.
<Jimmothy> someone should "old" those terrorists
<Jimmothy> planes has so been done
<dekkon> planes as weapons is so 2001
#13367
<Blaxthos> find / -name "*base*" -user your -print |xargs 'chown us'
#37678
(SherP) damn
(SherP) i just got head
(SherP) :-D
(SabrWolf) that trick with the cat food worked ?
(SherP) ?
(SherP) die
Comment: sherp is a tool
#32783
<Liontamer> I've meta-ed 1375 reviews.
<Liontamer> And, in other news, my penis is huge.
<SelectaNovel> @Lion: eBay?
<Liontamer> Um...no. I didn't buy it off of Ebay; That's the way the good Lord made me
<SelectaNovel> :-) rofl
<Infamous> i too have a huge penis
<Infamous> but unfortunatly i DID buy mine off e-bay :-\
#439
<Lyre-work> <-- soon to be my perm nick =(
#3976
<therioman> at this rate i'll end up working for some company, being married and having 4 kids
<therioman> which i will ensure doesn't happen
<therioman> i shall barricade myself with 45U racks
#34302
<TheGreatDrunkMonkey> It's like a book report from Hell
<Mayseth> Sounds like alot of writing, I'll get you started.
<Mayseth> Page 1: It was short, and boring. Losing interest to read book.
<Mayseth> page 2: Still boring. I fell asleep. Will continue in the morning.
<Mayseth> Page 2.5: God this book sucks.
<Mayseth> Page 3: I downloaded the rest of this report off the internet. Enjoy.
#61291
<@csqrl> i think when i have my first interview for mykoala
<@csqrl> the first question i'm going to ask
<@csqrl> is do you type on your keyboard or do you dance with your fingers
<@csqrl> just to catch them off guard
<@csqrl> then if they answer that they dance with their fingers
<@csqrl> i'm going to say i was just being silly, that's a stupid answer
<@csqrl> and if they say they type on their keyboard, i'm going to say so do 8th graders in keyboarding class
<@csqrl> the answer i would expect is a completely different response outside of the two choices
<@csqrl> something original, like i swim with my hands over an alphabet ocean
Comment: #geekissues
#224
[deft-:deft@98A9C369.ipt.aol.com] at least i don't go on aol
#135435
<ZALOAWAY> .
<ie|Stacks> good point
#29046
<MightyBlueJustice> If Jesus would've been shot to death instead of crucified would christians wear jewelry with firearms on it?
<K-Necrocide> It kinda makes you wish he was assraped to death with a big black cock.
#56166
<Darien> I love my job
<Darien> I saw a coworker trying to figure out how to make his chair lean back
<Darien> he was on the ground looking at the bottom of it
<Darien> we talk about the chairs for a minute or so
<Darien> then he puts on his headset, hits a button on his phone, and says 'Sorry ma'am, thanks for holding.'
#29050
<clay> yeah i'm not real up to snuff on the length
<clay> or girth
<clay> or functionality
<clay> but i can make sweet floppy sex for hours
#56782
boudi24: what do u use to protect ur computer from all kinds of viruses and adwares and spywares and pop ups...
boudi24: ?
metsoc30: common sense mostly
boudi24: what's that ?
boudi24: is it a program ?
#28912
Maidros says "They had me evaluate network monitoring software last year."
Maidros says "The stuff that will tell you where people are surfing and such."
Maidros says "I ran it for a week, found that *I* was the worst offender, and told the boss it was too expensive."
Comment: some random mush chatter
#3169
<myst> of course with all the pro- USA, rah, rah, crap we hear... i probally just ignored it
<Joshua> ah damn, i'm sorry about that
<myst> ah teens and guns. yes i have read a few stories on that topic.
<Joshua> as an american, i'm going to have to appologys
<Joshua> *appologies?
<Joshua> soemthing like that
<Joshua> fuck it
<Joshua> i'm an american
<Joshua> i don't have to spell
#306550
<+snacky> being white is awesome. you can easily get adequate vitamin d intake even if you live really far north
<+snacky> and if you need camouflage, you can blend in with snow
<DirtySouth> lol
<DirtySouth> cant say i ever seen someone try that
<+snacky> exactly.
#53023
[JRJohn] here's a bit of info about me: i went on steroids when I was in gradeschool so I wouldn't stop breathing and die, same time I grew a couple feet.
[WeirdAl] john: I've always had two feet
#53323
<beezlebub>hey, anyone know a good way to get blood out of car seat fabric?
<mooT>o.0
<BUST2>...
<ninWed>...
<beezlebub>nm, wrong chan.
<mooT>WHAT CHAN IS THAT OK IN!