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#63583
<Xeneizes> I don't think I'm going to look at my video game code websites on another family member's PC.
<Xeneizes> Stupid advertisements.
<Xeneizes> I didn't like having to explain hentai to my 3 year old cousin. :(
#37962
<somniloquy> Speak English or I'll have to come kill you.
<Marax> :P
<Marax> if you are in norway lets go out for a drink
<somniloquy> K. Then I kill you.
<Marax> no
<Marax> because i had poisoned the drink
<somniloquy> I poisoned yours too.
<muscle> :o
<muscle> romeo and juliet
<[Bond]> that's sweet
<Marax> i only pretended to drink it
<somniloquy> I'm wired with explosives that detonate if my heartbeat drops too much.
<Marax> i bribed the arab you bought the explosives from, its a dud
<somniloquy> I bribed the Arab you bribed to strap some to you whilst you were asleep, too, and those aren't duds...
<Kurt> now there's a sight to wake up to
<Marax> i am beaten :/
<somniloquy> ^_^
Comment: #angband @ worldirc
#8896
<StoneTear> damn i'm hot
<StoneTear> i smell like barbequed eliteness
#66590
<RealmRPGer> So I plugged in a new ethernet cable about half an hour ago. So far no disconnection problems
* RealmRPGer has quit (Ping timeout)
* DerPiestein coughs
#28644
<jay> i was so tired i started seeing shit, it was really crazy
<jay> i was at shane's house and i saw a cat
<jay> sitting in front of me
<jay> but shane doesn't have a cat
<jay> and nor does his neighbor have dancing leprechauns in his driveway
#24206
<Ganja> weed is good
<xooz98> that opinion sounds strangely biased
#4304
<K34R> im going to buy 6 monitors and a big metal rack and position them all around me
<K34R> so it will be like im captain of the starship ianprise
<K34R> on a mission to hack the gibson
#10665
HolyViper7: it could be worse :P
Ebyan: It could be better
HolyViper7: everything could be better
Ebyan: everything could be worse
HolyViper7: not oprah
HolyViper7: she cant get any worse.
#56958
<Janette> I miss my chubby bubbies
<Chops> you've had a breast reduction?
<Janette> O.o
<Janette> no
<Janette> little cute fat babies
<Chops> not sure if that was the best emoticon to follow that question
#4730
(skankman) oaid, halo is when two gay guys put their dicks in each others mouths, but the rule is it cant touch the lips or tongue or anything. the only thing it can touch if anything is the tonsil, and they both do it at the same time, and they dont have sex until they do it perfect.
(Emo|Cuomo) GROSS SKANKMAN
(Emo|Cuomo) I MEANT THE FUCKING XBOX GAME
(skankman) yeah whatever, you sick fuck.
#25607
-= fortezza] if I push my honda over a cliff, how fast will it get to 60mph?
-= x1bncwn] the same speed as the viper
-= x1bncwn] :P
#29352
<clay> ive always wanted to pay a hot cashier with food stamps and then ask her out
#49777
<patchman> I'm so modest even my modesty is modest!
<patchman> wait, modest doesn't mean what I think it means
<patchman> I meant "awesome".
#9205
<[empathy]> i found out the other day that i was in the local newspaper
<[empathy]> under a title along the lines of 'new station security cameras paying off
#25399
(XBL-im): i have adelphia/time warner wires running side by side
(XBL-im): into my room
(XBL-im): appartently my adelphia one is creating a magnetic field that send the transmition into the air
(XBL-im): high enough that planes can pick it up
(XBL-im): *i live near a huge international airport*
(XBL-im): anyways, the FCC was looking for the problem
(XBL-im): and they found me
(XBL-im): they gave me this 30 min bullshit lecture on how it works
(XBL-im): and then they offered me an alternative to cable
(XBL-im): lol
#1615
<eastjinx> from 19 to now, my world has completely changed
<DigDug> my world changes every 6 months :[
<|steve|> the world has changed 3 times since the last time i been out
<sev> world changes for me everyday
<|steve|> but our penis size stays the same
#3936
<+kritical> christin: you need to learn how to figure out stuff yourself..
<+Christin1> how do i do that
#33614
<aphr0> hm
<aphr0> 785 copies of winrar are now opening
<aphr0> damn shitty mouse
#48414
<PK> Damn left shoulder's out of whack =/
<ST|OnVent> -whats up with your shoulder bro?
<PK> Jumping the gate yesterday, my bag got caught - swung me down and smashed my shoulder
<ST|OnVent> ...
<ST|OnVent> your bag?
<ST|OnVent> did you rip your bag up bro?
<PK> Nah - damn strong bag, it supported me without any problems :|
<ST|OnVent> cause the last thing I would be worrying about is my shoulder, I be worrying about the ol' teabag.
<PK> BAG! BACKPACK!
<ST|OnVent> OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
<ST|OnVent> well then
<Toughsox> thought you said NUTSACK
* PK shudders
<ST|OnVent> <3
<ST|OnVent> rofl
<PK> I wouldn't be here today if I'd swung from a gate by my sac :|
Comment: G4B2S
#295284
Tenacious: ...yahoo mail is too easy to get into...
Tenacious: all you need is someone's birthday and a general knowledge of them
Ghostman: lol
Ghostman: whose account did you break into?
Tenacious: someone broke into my brothers...so I broke in again, and went in, changed his security question
Tenacious: someone got into his email first...then used that to get into his facebook and change his status to 'I am masturbating'
#34216
<slippy^> i am evi|
<mr-cow> what you done now?
<slippy^> well
<slippy^> i had a thought.
<slippy^> sat on my desk is a "clients" pc
<slippy^> would it be wrong of me to install something that screwed it every few months, thus insuring work?
* slippy^ installs win98
#31066
* Parts: hello (hello@big-donkey-dicks-1ADB5D6F.frap.net) (this channel sucks)
* Kurt sets mode: +b *!*@*frap.net
<SteamedHams> Now listening to: The Beatles - Hello Goodbye
#15591
<Ayashi> computer knowlegde... YUCK! >_<
<sig> hrm, maybe your moto should be: knowledge=yuck
#29050
<clay> yeah i'm not real up to snuff on the length
<clay> or girth
<clay> or functionality
<clay> but i can make sweet floppy sex for hours
#79712
< nixternal> hey, I have Office 2007 Enterprise free, who wants it?
< Red_Herring> ME ME ME ME ME
< nixternal> for real?
< Red_Herring> no
< nixternal> why not?
< Red_Herring> a) i dont use windows
< Red_Herring> b) i dont use office
< nixternal> you passed the test!
< Red_Herring> what do i win?
< nixternal> Office 2007 Enterprise
Comment: #ubuntu-chicago