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#30966
<TriviaServ> mus.1145. Music: Name the Artist/Band that recorded this song: Get Another Boyfriend (Martin/Rami) ?
<TriviaServ> 1st Hint: ********** ****
<SpAz> backstreet boys
<TriviaServ> YES, SpAz!!! got the answer -> backstreet boys <-
<SpAz> god i cant believe i jsut got that
* SpAz shoots self in face with shotgun
#66499
jade: I was too lazy to get up and turn off the light, and there was an umbrella sitting beside me, so I put up the umbrella instead of turning out the light
#820
<TwiLyght> Toby on @#gayphonesex @#gaydads4sons @#gayteensex @#gayboysex @#gayteenboys
<TwiLyght> ack!
<TwiLyght> you dirtied my computer with /whois toby
#20253
(syanide): whats a hacking master?
(DownKaos-): syanide: it's one of those guys who drinks a lot of red bull and jerks off to animated porn in his star trek suit
#10609
(+aileur): man you guys rock
(+aileur): killed 120 people in a wedding
(@SeeDee): news here says 20
(+JoeYoung): eh?
(@headc4se): well they're canadian cd, so using the metric system
(+JoeYoung): metric people
(+JoeYoung): 1 standard person=6 metric people
#80132
<wingnuts> ...
<wingnuts> buddy of mine had an order for a custom "rack".. the one that holds servers and shit
<wingnuts> which is odd, cause he fabricates aluminum shit...
<wingnuts> but they wanted all this heatpipe shit for all the comps
<wingnuts> and he was like "That's nice, but where does the heat go?", and the client points to this massive chunk of metal in the center of the rack with a little flap on it
<wingnuts> and says "That's where the pizza box goes. All the heat from the servers are focused on that. No pizza means the system overheats, so you gotta keep putting fresh boxes in there to absorb the radiant energy".
<wingnuts> :|
<wingnuts> Pizza powered network.
#16131
<Fishfood> hey when we are all grown up and have kids we should all meet up and pit our kids against each other in a 5 day battle royale
<Prick> "Kid Rancher"
<Fishfood> my kid will kick all your kids asses
<Prick> Mine will be pixies. They'll strip seductively and distract your kids.
<Fishfood> all my kid needs is his wits and his amazingly large penis
<Prick> I think you're assuming that the Big Ogre Penis Gene skips a generation.
#301275
<esteele> Anyone know what kw['title'].setdefault('') might do?
<optilude> esteele: crash if 'title' is not in kw?
<esteele> Well, it crashes when it is too. Unless title shouldn't be a string.
<esteele> Ah, I think it should be kw.setdefault('title','')
<davisagli> esteele: right
<esteele> Which shows how many times that method has ever been called.
<davisagli> heh. what method?
<esteele> Products.PlonePAS.plugins.group.GroupManager.updateGroup
<esteele> From 02/24/05
<esteele> Wow.
<esteele> This is what archaeology feels like, I'll bet.
#3728
<Slant> I lost $50 to sexual laws in Washington.
<Corranfox> if I have to pay $50 to fuck my girlfriend so be it
#14015
<TimMm> (\_/)
<TimMm> (='.')
<TimMm> (")-(")
<rhythm> shoot it
<rhythm> shoot it now
#68462
< PatrickBic> will go home soon
< PatrickBic> and no parents at home the whole weekend...
< JimPanic> Sounds like fun. :D
< PatrickBic> ye
< void[]> Party at PatrickBic's place
< PatrickBic> yea
< void[]> Bring your own compiler.
#33200
<IceWizard> someone needs to make wine in cans
#19716
<Rendezvou> I want a monkey at home that jerks off and throws shit at people when I host parties at my house.
<`KArmA> Rendezvou: to take the strain off of having you do it?
#53482
<@FireAngel> So, are we meeting tonight?
<%g4ngst4> yeah ;]
<%g4ngst4> i'll give you somethin all your ex bfs didn't.. ;]
<@FireAngel> A STD?
#9391
<Cienna> were you breast fed?
<Ragnarok> yes
<Ragnarok> recently in fact
#28926
<noxic> jon is a power house
<clay> of weakness
#58781
qreepyboris: However, I can tell you with authority that my French extra credit project is going to ROCK
qreepyboris: We're making a film of a few shortish skits in French
qreepyboris: And one of them is so awesome
qreepyboris: Schindler and Santa accidentally mix up their naughty and nice lists. :-)
qreepyboris: So Santa goes to all the Jews' houses and they're not there, 'cuz they're all in camps
qreepyboris: And I haven't read the whole script, but there is no way it can possibly be not funny
#4173
<johnnybad> nice guys finish last
<ScottO> isnt that what women want anyway? the guy to finish last?
#23983
< Hippo> i'd be the worst jesus ever, i'd be constantly drunk if i could turn water into wine
#270335
<@[midas]> I remember calling the Nintendo Tip Line once for Castlevania II though
<@[midas]> Some spot where I had to crouch to make some stairs appear got me stuck
<@[midas]> I still remember their old phone number
<@[midas]> 206-885-7529
<@[midas]> I don't know my sister's birthday, but I remember the Nintendo Game Assistance Hotline
#56019
<@Stupid> Children need to feel secure, so strap them down whenever possible.
#50391
But a programmer learning programming from perl is like a chemisty student learning the definition of "exothermic" with dynamite
Comment: Slashdot
#7001
<LizziBabe> Kiri! I got something you just *gotta* have!
<Lazarus> Lizzi: Sex?
#74528
ETJ> Okay.
ETJ> My sister is going to be the worst driver ever
ETJ> She was apparently in the parking lot of a church I used to go to practicing.
ETJ> HUge as hell parking lot, completely deserted except for one bus.
Ariana> she hit the bus?
ETJ> She not only crashes into the bus, but crashes into it backing up at 7MPH
Ariana> did she drive away?
ETJ> That's the kicker.
Kyle> ...
ETJ> She freaked out, and stepped on the gas.
ETJ> ...While still in reverse.
#38962
* kitten has quit IRC (Killed (NickOP (Kill requested by kittster)))
<BlackAIR> kitten got killed??
<Propagandhi> ALRIGHT, WHO IN HERE IS MASTERBATING!?