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#2415
<Dude> did ya hear poland bought 5000 septic tanks?
<DatDawg> why?
<Dude> as soon as the figure out how to drive them there invading russia
#303421
<boikpark> The guy was found dead in his apartment with his penis in a jar of peanut butter, apparently.
<Sohcahtoa> Well it sounds like that guy...
* Sohcahtoa puts on his sunglasses
<Sohcahtoa> ...was fucking nuts.
<Sohcahtoa> YYYYEEEAAAAAHHHHH
#12041
<tarmac> HWO THE RUCK DO I GET THE STUPID ASS FUCKIN PAPER CLIP
<tarmac> TO GO AWAY
#7427
<xetlain> 376 lines of code so far I think
<xetlain> and that took me like 3 hours, lots of yelling, two packets of cigs, 4 liters of coke, and three wanks to get done.
#29376
[Cavalorn] ok
[Cavalorn] I must say this
[Cavalorn] in england, 'uncut' means 'not censored'
[Cavalorn] so, 'uncut porn' is 'porn with all the good bits left in'.
[CapnBee] ;llkfj
[CapnBee] ;lkjasdflkjasf,sdf
[Cavalorn] you're way ahead of me.
[Cavalorn] however, in the US, 'uncut' seems to mean 'uncircumcised'
[Cavalorn] so
[b0o] gagsagdsagasgsadsa
[Cavalorn] I am now deleting an awful lot of pictures of cocks from my hard drive
[b0o] hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahaha
#7255
<Hedge> yeah, loud music during sex really works. it's easy to keep the motion to a beat
<Kharnifex> mmmm yeah, but i'd have to get more fit to have sex again
<TRIPtych> «WinAmp» Now Playing: Funker Vogt - Word of Power (High Speed Mix)
<TRIPtych> id like to see u keep up to this hedge =p
<Kharnifex> *gets rectinol*
<TRIPtych> d00f d00f d00f
<Kharnifex> and the slapping noise of testical against ass
<Hedge> i think i saw the How To video of that
<Kharnifex> i just dloaded the pdf file
#60705
<AutoGlass54> stfu i dont want to hear about premature ejactulations
<big12digit> i prefer to call it a "dishonorable discharge"
<flak> ive long since accepted it
<flak> like ill sit there and be like SQUIRTLE I CHOOSE YOU
#2240
<Aiko> i have sex like i just got out of prison and about to go back in
#8853
<tom> did you hear about the magic tractor?
<tom> it went down the hill and turned into a field!!!
<ReAc> :/
<dave> did you hear about the magic tom?
<dave> he went down the hill and I stabbed him in the face
#965
<Driph> a friend of mine is bi
<Driph> and she's arguing with her girlfriend about who is supposed to cook tonite
<Driph> and I told her that was the worst thing about a relationship between two women, you dont automatically know who's supposed to cook
#73523
<Kai> the impetus to get out of bed and go for a piss is immense right now.
<Kai> oooh, a coke bottle....
#139
<SWM> in my day the size of the average male penis was 4"
#17246
<[H]Mephisto_kur_srv_> nArKeD... How flexible is your morality?
<nArKeD> what morals?
<0dan0> that is the right answer
#311156
<AppleDash> I have accidentally racially segregated my old computers
#60116
<beaux> Sometimes I think having a girlfriend is like a contract signed in blood or something.
<SaxxonPike> terms are subject to change without notice
Comment: #misfix
#61053
Kat: They should make a NetFlicks for books!
Cassandra: they do
Cassandra: its called the library
#50233
<+|404notfound> I just got a great idea
<+|404notfound> you know when you're handing a mug of a hot beverage to somebody, you either hold the handle and let them get burned grabbing the mug, or burn yourself to let them grab the handle?
<+|404notfound> somebody should make a mug with two diametrically positioned handles
<+|404notfound> it'll be fucking awesome
<+|404notfound> you'll be able to hand out hot drinks with impunity
Comment: Gamesurge: #g4b2s
#1599
<Prae> omg
<Prae> why the fuck do people put copyright notices ont heir shit
<Prae> it takes me long time to remove it :(
#52624
<Shadda> Explaining the concept of referential integrity to a mysql user is like explaining condoms to a catholic
#26216
*ph34rbot wonders where everyone ran off to
<Kur0Tenshi> We're masturbating to erotic asian art.
<Asmodeus> Is that a clever way of saying "Jerking off to hentai" :)?
<Kur0Tenshi> Bingo. :]
#16369
<esokitty> FUCKING A
<kitten> fuck a B it has more holes
#60330
<evilAdmin> ...
<evilAdmin> Never seen that one before.
<evilAdmin> Got back from meeting with a friend, who wanted to show me some $35K Server systems in a datacenter basically underground downtown that he is a part of.
<evilAdmin> During the tour, I'm like "Dude- is that a pizzabox inbetween those 4U servers?", and he's like "Yup. Want some lunch?". Pulls the box out, grabs a slice. I already ate, so I passed.
<evilAdmin> He says that the $20K 8x Opteron boxes generate lots of heat, and thus keep the Pizza warm.
<evilAdmin> I'm like "Don't Oppies have PowerNow or some AMD cooler shit?", and he's like "Yeah, but we run SETI/Prime95 to keep the pizza hot".
<evilAdmin> :\
#20573
<asshat> I just chipped a tooth on one of my nuts
<asshat> fuck
<asshat> brb
#21221
<AndrewLB> Hmm, my entire art class is going to think I'm gay, considering this is the second shirtless guy painting I've done for this art unit...
#6731
<mynx> hahaha i had a construction worker holler at me today
<Wurzle> he said "YOU FUCKING HOMO GET AWAY FROM MY BUIDING SITE!"