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#92673
<Sanguini> I'm pretty sure I didn't just piss on my dog
<Sanguini> Seriously, I just took her out, waited for her to piss, pissed in another direction, and she WALKED AROUND IN FRONT OF ME underneath my urine spray, but I didn't hear it stop hitting the ground, and she feels dry
<Sanguini> Idiot dog
#45224
nbody2002:If you can read this you may be addicted to the internet
#5426
<Alcaron> You should set yourself up a webcam. I don't know why, but I get this feeling we'll catch you doing something stupid. :)
<Longi> Alcaron: thats exactly the reason i wont set one up, the high probablity of me doing someone extremely embarassing
<Longi> err?
<Longi> THING
<Longi> someTHING!
#11832
<diospadre> NO MORE FINALS
<diospadre> im done.
<BuddyLee> good then go update
<diospadre> no must christmas shop
<BuddyLee> no staff job comes first
<diospadre> no buying stuff comes first cant let the terrorists win
<BuddyLee> LOL!\
#28869
<ThenaROX> can anyone think of a kool quit message that isnt already taken?
<-- ThenaROX has quit (Killed (*.worldirc.org (i got killed by Errtu)))
Comment: #tavern / worldirc
#202
<DKMA> In seventh grade I was forced to take the SAT as this test thing,, long ago. I scored higher than the state average
<DKMA> I live in Texas though,, so it doesn't say much =)
<X15> there are ppl in texas?
#294738
<Psychlone> God is my favourite fictional character
<MegaHurts> Played by Alannis Morrissette?
<GaidinBDJ> She's in good company playing God.
<GaidinBDJ> George Burns
<GaidinBDJ> Morgan Freeman
<MegaHurts> Stemcell researchers
Comment: #fark
#298126
<@John> I hear that it's really helpful for your speech and pronunciation to take your top off on webcam....something to do with the shirt constricting your voicebox and the extra internet traffic ensuring good ping
#138397
<kn0thing> THIS IS RANDALL MUNROE I'VE TAKEN OVER ALEXIS'S KEYBOARD
<kn0thing> Okay, now that I have control of reddit, what should I do with it?
<kn0thing> I think I'll just set up a redirect to Digg.
#65720
<codergeek42> How is your labor-day weekend going so far? :)
<HellDragon> bad
<HellDragon> i get drama everywhere
<HellDragon> im glad that im not emo
<HellDragon> i would have no wrists left
#11174
<@BitStream> well, I moved the couch down stairs
<@BitStream> so the new one can be put where the old one was
<helixblue> against the wall?
<@BitStream> yea
<helixblue> ahh.. I was hoping that sound was you cleaning the dishes
<helixblue> I ate my cereal for breakfast with measuring cups this morning.
<@BitStream> I was trying to get rid of as much stuff as possible before work, so thats less to do when I get back :/
<@BitStream> helixblue: did you look in the right cabinet
<@BitStream> there were bowls in there yesterday
<helixblue> bits: I used the measuring cups as spoons
#3052
<WillaCuz> shervin did u say u had a woman?
<shervin> WillaCuz: yeah but its losing pressure, i think it has a hole or something
#304691
<BunneH> i saw a urologist yesterday
<BunneH> er.. today, not yesterday
<BunneH> he had to use KY jelly to get his thumb into my prostate
<BunneH> well, i dunno if it was KY
<BunneH> may have been aknockoff
<BunneH> point is, i had a jelly-covered thumb in my anus
<BunneH> i felt like a donut
<BunneH> when he poked it he said "does this make you feel like you need to urinate?"
<BunneH> i almost said "no, but i feel like i need to shit a thumb"
<BunneH> luckily, i refrained, and just said "no"
#57267
<evilAdmin> Oy! Maybe my job does rock.
<evilAdmin> Da Fluke network tester (a $6000 Gameboy wannabe) was broken today since someone took the lithium batteries out of it and neglected to put them back in the case.
<evilAdmin> We had to test out the connection between floors 2&4, going through floor 3 in the process.
<evilAdmin> so I tell da b0ss that the Network tester is dead... And I need to generate network traffic so I can see the stats on the switches and routers, make sure no packets are being killed prematurely.
<evilAdmin> So he sayz "How much is that tester worth?", I say "6K". He says "Great!".
<evilAdmin> he picks up his office phone, hits the global annoucement button, and says "Floors Two, Three, and Four, our IT Admin requires that you generate network traffic for equipment testing. Grab Half Life off my network share, I'll host". He hangs up and says "Happy?", I say "that works".
<evilAdmin> The rest of the afternoon was dedicated to a rather large Half Life MP game on Crossfire :).
#300724
<Shey>Hey John,some confused lady called the helpdesk that they've closed the nursery two hours ago or so,and if you are gonna pick up your daughter...
<John>Holy shit!
-!- John has quit
-!- Michael has quit
-!- Nobody has quit
-!- MoneyMaschine has quit
-!- Server has quit
-!- fightbot has quit
-!- Nobody has joined #techsupper
<Nobody>Shey,send us some network guys, John tripped over the switch cable and pulled the socket from the wall.
#8751
* Toke_ waits for pills to kick in
<Linguica> toke have you been toking
* Toke_ wonders why his desk is sticky
<Linguica> toke have you been stroking
#52819
<Kodan> god! why is it that 99.9% of every medicine out there HAS to come in cherry?
<Kodan> why the hell not banana, or orange?
<kodan> Cherries SUCK!
<Nick> not the virgin kind ;)
<Kodan> ...that's the most immature thing i've read all week
#21800
»»»» Now talking in #Counter-Strike.net.
<FirebirdX> Counterstrike is for newbs
« iNothing » yep
<FirebirdX> Only people with small weiners play it
« iNothing » yep
<FirebirdX> Only people who enjoy having gay sex while in fox suits play it
« iNothing » yep
<FirebirdX> Only people who say 'yep' play it
« iNothing » maybe
<FirebirdX> blast! foiled again!
#21034
<Hatter_ui> Honestly, could you love yourself anymore you fuck?
<Otto> As a matter of fact, yes.
<Otto> My ribs are being removed as we speak.
#4321
<kung_fu_mike> I ran for office today in the IEEE elections
<kung_fu_mike> and I lost to a whiney bitch that everyone knows is going to break under the pressure
<FlipTopBox> if everyone know's she'll crack, why did they vote for her?
<kung_fu_mike> cause there idiots who came for the free pizza and saw a moderatly cute girl
<kung_fu_mike> well guess I will have to get position my way and get her in bed
<mightyflo> and run everything from behind the scenes
<kung_fu_mike> from behind is right
#300611
<Robohunk> A friend of mine took an exam in his French class while on acid once. When friends asked him about it later, he said, "I think I did pretty well. I wrote this great story about a thunderstorm."
<Robohunk>
<Robohunk> The professor called him into his office soon afterwards and showed him the test. It was a piece of paper covered with the words "Noir noir noir, noir BLANC!!! noir noir noir noir noir, noir noir noir BLANC!!!" over and over.
#54235
<@Styx> it hurt like a bitch, but apparently my pubic hair is stronger than duct tape
Comment: #bored
#57183
<Hyp3rHax0r> aw man
<Hyp3rHax0r> I just set up a new Dell at the library
<mikeonthecompute> k?
<Hyp3rHax0r> while I was removing the various AOL toolbars, Norton popped up to tell me it had created access rules for RealPlayer.
<Hyp3rHax0r> I had to take a shower after I was done.
#2456
<M3rlin-> what is the legal age to buy alcoholic in england ?
<p5Ds13a06> you cant buy alcoholics
<p5Ds13a06> but if you wink the right way, some of them will follow you home for free
#37282
<Dest> tate: If useless facts got you women, I'd be beating them off with shotguns
<Fenris> instead of beating himself off with a mitten