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#14533
<Vedic> Boiling cheese = DON'T EAT
#66590
<RealmRPGer> So I plugged in a new ethernet cable about half an hour ago. So far no disconnection problems
* RealmRPGer has quit (Ping timeout)
* DerPiestein coughs
#9076
<+violus> fucking figures, the week the modem gives out is the week I can't spend time with the woman.
<+Pavius> violus, just inflate another one
#301609
<redcurl> i have successfully creeped myself out to the point i can't sleep
<redcurl> i was reading an article about stange things, like the bermuda triangle and they mentioned shadow people
<redcurl> you ever see something out of the corner of your eye? like a person or something but it's not there when you turn to look? or it walks through a wall or something?
<TMH> only when i'm baked as hell
<redcurl> we used to have that really bad at my old house- there was a long hallway all the rooms were off and if you were at the kitchen table you'd see someone walk from room to room without anyone else there.
<redcurl> i hadn't thought about it in years.
<redcurl> so now i'm all creeped out
<TMH> shadow people coming to get youuuuuuu
<redcurl> SHUT UP
<TMH> actually no really have you thought about them
<TMH> if they hide a lot maybe they just want to be left alone
<TMH> and if they can walk through physical objects then surely they can't actually touch physical objects
<TMH> how do they live? how do they eat? do they reproduce?
<redcurl> shush
<TMH> MAYBE THEY REPRODUCE BY SLEEPING WITH US
<redcurl> i don't want to think about it. i'll get more creeped out.
<TMH> oh god oh god oh god
<TMH> ever had a really good sex dream?
<TMH> SHADOW PEOPLE
<redcurl> STEVE WHY ARE YOU BEING MEAN
<redcurl> WAAAAAH
#55833
Vamp i s h ly: I just prefer dating men because girls are so complicated
Kick the Can 97: i concur
Kick the Can 97: except for the dating men part
#242345
<briareus> QTParted sucks my donkey asshole
<Gr33n3gg> Since when do you have a donkey asshole?
<briareus> since I've been running QTparted
#9114
<D`Amour> time to gogogadgetbacktoworkasquickasfuckbeforeigetfired
#7475
<w3nis> this bread smells weird
<w3nis> but tastes fine
<Guilty> Much like a penis
#299949
Joe: Tommy's room is right next to mine and the walls are really thin
Joe: Every time I hear him start yelling at his friends over Xbox Live when I am trying to sleep
Joe: I release the IP address on our router
#77615
<darknation> wtf is the point in storing quotes?
<boris_> darknation: it's like taking a photo in real life :P
<darknation> I wouldn't want photos of retards
#28941
* RuKK backs up LadyLia's brain
<RuKK> on dvdr ;x
<LadyLia> ;P
* RuKK makes slight changes
* phox pirates it
* phox writes RuKK a no clothes crack
#15460
<ll|||ll||> I meant to say to ant.. "Use themeat from the fridge so we don't have to defrost stuff for dinner".. but I said.. [16:49.43] <ll|||ll||> "Use the meat from the fridge so we don't have to download stuff for dinner"
#3566
<DMC[tiky]> talon: also can we discuss your choice of hairstyles?
<DMC[tiky]> talon: the nappy-hair crackhead washed up movie star shoulder legth hair cut is sooo not in.
#296743
<dd7> kid's a genius
<dd7> the paper on his desk had a beautiful drawing of some fucked up temple with trees growing out of it and shit
<dd7> turned it over and saw a page full of sql diagrams
#41086
<Ax1om> i used to get high on life
<Ax1om> then i built up a tolerance
<Ax1om> i had to start living a few days at a time before i got the same rush
#270129
< Frowardd> this channel, collectively, is alikened to a bundle of burning cigarettes
< Frowardd> ie, full of nicotine and bad for me.
< Frowardd> goodnight
<@relsqui> that was the subtlest way to call us all fags ever
< Selig> relsqui: what was?
<@relsqui> exactly.
#93
<Mootar> what was god thinking when he made my ass sweat?
#296310
! v3ritas np: [ T-Rock, Three 6 Mafia - Slang & Serve ]
(v3ritas) hey guys
(v3ritas) i want you to know what song i'm playing
(v3ritas) you probably won't notice, nor care about it, but there it is
(v3ritas) but if you particularly appreciate a strict adherence to a set spoken meter, this song is a fine example
#25612
<Tracer[Quoting]> a friend of mine told me once that he is so unlucky that if he would fall into a barrel of nipples, he would come out sucking his thumb
<eelhovercraft> The concept of a barrel full of nipples frightens me
#23967
<Apocalypz> this ftp i leeched from at school said it had porn and i was like yay
<Apocalypz> then i got home and theres loadsa feet and midgets in the porn
<Apocalypz> i felt like crying
<Apocalypz> then i started laughing at the naked midget instead
#7967
(CitizenC): Hey, here's a question for ya.. what if Jesus was gay?
(CitizenC): You know what? I bet he was.
(CitizenC): Walking around in that desert with his apostles forever?
(CitizenC): They didn't have porn back then, which left only two options:
(CitizenC): * Beat off behind a mountain somewhere to memories of Mary, or
(CitizenC): * Say "Yo! Deciples! Suck my cock! I'm the son of God!"
(CitizenC): Personally, I think that second one is much more likely.
#118322
<jumpatrain> i never got an answer to what P really is
<Mephisto> jumpatrain: it can mean p-value
<jumpatrain> what does p-value usually refer to in a medical study?
<Kasadkad> man I hope my doctors don't go onto IRC and ask what the letters in their studies mean
Comment: #math
#7392
<Dane> i picked ryk up one night when he was completely trashed
<Dane> and he was looking like spewing
<Dane> so i reminded him of my car spew rule
<Tippytoes> which is?
<Dane> "if you hurl you pay me $150 and you have to clean it up"
<KKKBitch> heh
<Dane> and he looked in his pocket
<Dane> and goes
<Dane> "I can cover that"
<Dane> "lets go get curry"
#69717
<Djinna> i think i'm gonna make fleshy put out tonight.
<miscca> hahahah
<miscca> make him put out?
<miscca> you have not been married long enough for that missy :)
<Djinna> i'm gonna tie him to the bed and sit on his face until he makes me smile
Comment: #bifemunix on EFnet
#310437
<TheBadSpoon> I had a dream last night that someone took control of my computer through a security exploit in mIRC because I never update it