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#8395
<glossolalia> oh well, the way I see it, the chances of me being smacked in the head by a meteor or accidentally being killed in a gang war are pretty slim, especially with my new-found love of drinking JD while chatting on IRC
#15712
<PetrDoubt> "Blackout for 00Q1 begins on 04/07, so there should be plenty of time for the options to be credited to your account before then."
<PetrDoubt> Date: Fri, 07 Apr 2000 16:29:31 -0700
<PetrDoubt> Thanks, Verio!
#8502
<Doc> hmm.. AOL has this great new thing where you can chat with your friends online!
<Bru> yeah I saw the ad on TV. that would be cool - then I wouldn't have to chat with this bunch of losers and social misfits
#32044
<+DoomSooth> I went to Providence Middle School in Virginia.
<+DoomSooth> The cheerleaders had PMS in big letters on their uniforms.
#30433
<@x1td> mental note: don't download ppls ~\porn folders before checking out what they CONTAIN!
#18447
<wishy> i saw gi jane and she was rockin the one armed push ups
<wishy> so i wanna do them
<Zimbu> "When I grow up, I want to be like GI Jane!"
#40668
<iSharQ> Apparently, my friend texted "I want to kick your shaven puppy" to his girlfriend.
<iSharQ> The wonders of T9 predictive text.
#9547
<Tharivol> once I had to write something on the computer on paper..
<Tharivol> i hit ctrl-c then...
<Tharivol> my brain sorta got jammed in neutral
#3935
*** Signoff: Morpheus (Connection reset by peer)
*** Morpheus (vanford@host-209-214-188-107.clt.bellsouth.net) has joined channel #relax
<Morpheus> argh.. that wasn't my speaker cable
#17058
<D|S-Alias> my balls are in such gay positions
<D|S-Alias> they are all on one side in a cluster
<D|S-random> i fuckin hate that
<D|S-random> when they stick to ur leg
<D|S-random> ER
<D|S-random> i just wanna rip them off
<D|S-Alias> im talking about pool yo
#310795
<PFY> We should have a tattoo like the scarlet letter
<PFY> "I deployed on a friday"
<PFY> that way you knew what you were getting into at interviews
#11609
<Lac> Whats so unfathomable of: Double click zip file, hit extract, click the C: Drive, hit ok.
<hmne> Slow down, double what?
#8290
<Vegeta> I would go to the end of the earth for you
<Girl> Yes, but would you stay there?
#60255
< larsivi> heh, I talked to this sysadmin once who wondered where all the printers in his network came from ... it turned out his search script started at 10.226.0.69, and ended at .68, making him search the whole internet for unsecured printers ...
< larsivi> the search had taken 21 days ...
Comment: #d @ freenode
#29444
<Procyon> I don't know the world around me!
<Procyon> I'm scared, and confused!
<DS> have you felt a strong desire to vote for george w. bush recently?
#3321
<Road> { private: long member; }
<Road> but for me, that would be a long long
<DAL9000> Road: you'd have to cast it to a char though.
<Road> DAL9000: Hmm, that would cause an overflow
<DAL9000> hah.
<DAL9000> no big deal, i hear you always prematurely core dump anyway
<Road> hahah, ouch
<DAL9000> I COUNTER YOUR GEEK COUNTER WITH AN EVEN GEEKIER COUNTER.
#4134
<Scofco> just because i like hairless chicks with small tits, and that are younger than me, does not make me a pedophile
<Scofco> it makes me borderline pedophile
#375
<ChocoMan> women don't uNF women. women mHH women.
#153061
-slushey- [Global Notice] Due to an unforseen shortage in operators, we will now be hosting a raffle to become an IRC Operator. If you would like to be considered for the possible (25) open positions, please /msg Tom and indicate your interest. Thank you, SynIRC Staff.
... ten minutes pass...
-Tom- The raffle has been a grand success, unfortunately, my message queue is now full. Please PM Excelsior if you would like to enter in the raffle from here on out. Thank you!
... ten more minutes pass...
-Tom- I hate my life stop PMing me
#307039
<scoff> Look, the watermelon was being microwaved to defrost it, and I don't know how my pants fell down when I tripped but those pictures are my intellectual property
#29879
<Javin> God I need to do laundry.
<Javin> At this point, the underwear I wear are the first ones I'm able to catch.
<Doh_> catch?
<Doh_> you mean there mOVING?
<Javin> Not as fast as the socks, but yes.
<Doh_> heh
#17355
<Stryker> i dunno, RPGs are pretty cool
<bounty> i'm a level 10 mage in planescape
<Stryker> yeah mages are cool at higher levels
<Sonicstorm> i'd level up in asskicking
#55550
<@dickhead> why use aim though
<@dickhead> its full of aids
<@dickhead> ads*
<@dickhead> either one
<@dickhead> it sucks
#30082
<@Psycho> Bush has the guts to attack tho
<@Stapler[BTEG]> Because Bush is going to be on the frontlines, right?
<@Psycho> well he would if we let him
<@Fuel[BTEG]> Bush on the frontline, hah
<@Fuel[BTEG]> The only lines bush knows about involve a razor blade and a rolled up $20.
Comment: #bteg, Gamesnet
#48318
<Ryouko> yo feed me german sentences to say to him
<ViscountPherget> ich will deinen Rücken küssen während ich dir meinen Schwanz einführe
<Ryouko> ok, lol
<Ryouko> what does that mean btw
<ViscountPherget> let me kiss your back while I insert my cock into you
<Ryouko> AW FUCK MAN
<ViscountPherget> lol