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#51198
<Enjoi> I'm not going to stop a drug habit just because my life is getting in the way.

#41475
<Re2k4> wonder how many of those dumbass drug dealers have traded dope for blowjobs from him
<Mike_3486> gah
<Mike_3486> I'm trying to eat a cadbury egg here
<Mike_3486> Dont talk about tranny BJs
<Re2k4> does it have the usual come-like filling?
<Mike_3486> yes
<Re2k4> ok. carry on.
<Mike_3486> i hate you

#11552
<happy> dude, when will i be able to buy a big gigantic fibre line for like $10/mo?
<jre> You can make one for free if you eat a lot of bran.

#305261
* anarkoid has joined #ipsofacto
<anarkoid> HEY GUYS
<anarkoid> WHAT'S UP
<Save> lol caps much?
<anarkoid> oops
<anarkoid> i was writing youtube comments heh

#11003
<Journey> I get, from the reactions of the world to our policies, that it doesn't matter what the hell we do--we're always the bad guy. So fuck everybody else.
<RedFox> You've been a chanop before, haven't you?

#449
<shady_> if i had 5 comps id put them in a circle and put pics and movies on each one
<shady_> and twist around in my chair jackin off

#9304
<jre> My underwear seems to be covered with a crusty white substance. Is it anthrax?
<Zeluth> what does it smell like?
<jre> Like semen
<Zeluth> you have anthrax
<jre> The carton of milk was filled with some sort of milky-white liquid. Is it anthrax?
<Zeluth> How good at you are pancake making?
<jre> Terrible.
<Zeluth> its anthrax
<jre> I opened my hole puncher to find a large collection of small white discs, about the size of a hole a hole-punch makes. Is it anthrax?
<Zeluth> try inserting the paper disc in your urethra
<jre> Done, but I can't get it out now.
<Zeluth> congratulations yopu just gave yourself anthrax
<jre> I just received a parcel in the mail filled with a white powder. An accompanying note informed me to "take penacilin now" and that "Allah is great". Is it anthrax?
<^Vulpix^> jre: NOPE IT ISN'T, IT'S FREE COCAINE

#8479
<Kaff> its saturday night. what are you doing here
<Kaff> i thought you'd have too much of a social life.
<spoob> Parts of me love interacting with other parts of me, but as a whole, I'm about as popular and loved as jamesm
<Kaff> oh. so you're a dead shit.
<spoob> Succinct, cruel, and accurate

#32449
<oz> jesus christ... the guy who built my computer from scratch is a fugitive and is wanted in ohio...
<oz> and he gets sent to the county jail the day before my 9600xt craps out on me :|

#32206
<rosonowski> Hah! I love slashdot sometimes.
<rosonowski> You know the old manta "Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity?"
<rosonowski> Someone replied to it "If you know of a better way to make more virgins, I'd like to hear it."

#1152
<th0m> i hate clicking on ad banners
<th0m> because i hear a little like clink of a coin going into an
asshole's bank account

#8227
*** Adee is now known as Elvis
<Elvis> Ah huh huh..
<Electric> Here, have a cheeseburger :)
<Electric> Now go take some drugs and sit on the toilet...
*** Elvis has quit IRC (Quit: )
<Electric> It worked!

#17183
<_ENiGMA_> Fuckin telstra
<_ENiGMA_> They ring you up, and dont say who the fuck they are and expect you to know they are telstra
<_ENiGMA_> "Hi its sheryl here from the paramatta faults center, have you had any problems since the 26th?" ... "Umm well yeah, I've been constapated a few times and seem to wake up with erections... but aside from that Im fine"

#302945
<trifarce> so any more brilliant ways of forever changing a relationship, eric?
<dd7> try saying "honk, honk" each time you grope her
<trifarce> hahahaha
<trifarce> did you do that?
<dd7> yes
<dd7> she calls me skeeter now

#24177
<Faight> Reproduction is stupid.
<AndrewLB> You want sex, don't you?
<Faight> I have a 6 year old brother.
<Faight> He's an annoying little bastard, but I love him.
<Faight> =/
<AndrewLB> That was quite possibly THE most disturbing answer you could give.

#48553
* JamalTheDucky eats a cookie instead
<JamalTheDucky> ... I wish this was HER cookie :(
<JamalTheDucky> ;_;
<JamalTheDucky> maybe I'll have good dreams tonight :)
<Anaz|LostIt> keep dreaming the unnatainable DM. Eventually you'll completely disconnect with reality and become a stalker!
<JamalTheDucky> and then I'll atleast get some panties!
<Anaz|LostIt> and an introduction to a large 300 lb black man who will love you forever (or at least until parole)

#28824
<Thom> I'm British. In history classes over here to study world war two someone holds up a picture of Churchill and we masturbate in silence for forty minutes.

#10199
*** Vor sets mode: -b *!*f@*.ipt.aol.com
*** Vor (disposable@=Uun814-ye4.cvx1-a.lei.dial.ntli.net) Quit (nexus.ca.us.webchat.org sauron.ca.us.webchat.org)
<Yates> thats what you get for unbanning aol.

#10165
BeHeMoTh101 : dude, this one time in school i was looking at this advertisement to a christian club
BeHeMoTh101 : and on the poster it said "who carries your load? jesus does."
BeHeMoTh101 : and i was like, wtf it's the scrotum

#49093
* Quits: shortie ~ When I was a little girl, I had a little quim, I sat upon my bed, and put one finger in. Now I am a woman, and full of all the charm, I can get four fingers in and HALF MY FUCKIN ARM!!! ~

#8211
<IMP-Scott> Transferred: rzr-wc3.017 15,000,000 bytes in 1.60 (9,143.84 KB/Sec)
<IMP-Scott> my local Box
<IMP-Scott> whooohoooo
<IMP-Scott> 100Mbit
<JtHM> WOW! YOU MUST HAVE A GIGANTIC PENIS !
<IMP-Scott> errrr?
<dt|BadAss> lol

#309369
<theazman> Hey everyone, how do I return an object?
<k5__> return object;
<theazman> Thanks
<deuteros_> that was a tough one
Comment: ##java

#5856
<charon> <danybear:#bearcave> danybear is a six one, 210 lb, hairy leatherbear in Toronto, 50 years old, 6 uncut
<charon> whatever you do, don't join #bearcave asking for warez
<FishBulb_> charon: uncut means 0-day you tard

#19206
<@Corosion> smartass =P
<BBtB> Yes... yes it is
<BBtB> The penis is none to dumb either
<BBtB> in fact all my body parts would be catorgized as "above average" or better

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