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#11410
<+Shaym> i progress in my VC++ learning :)
<+Shaym> hey
<+GoodScrat> baby shaym
<+Shaym> my boss want to make skinnables apps
<+stereo> hehe
<+Shaym> is it hard to do it ?
<+GoodScrat> Shaym, Where did you learn engish on the back of a gum wrapper?
<+Shaym> excuse me for my poor "engish" ;)
#30527
(Spudman) Being the british people you are, do you ever say "rightio then chap, ta ta?"
(Intron|Away) being the american you are, do you regularly shoot people on your own team in games ?
#71
<strobe> damn, NeXT users are a weird bunch
<strobe> Did the NeXT cube come with free crack or something?
#14509
<Joe> Who invented l33t-speak?
<Evil_Lawn_Gnome> Joe, I did.
<milencho880> i invented it
<Joe> Really? Good. I always wanted to meet the world's biggest fucking idiots.
#4500
<vecna> Holy fucking christ, lord and savior, show us your tits, that's a lot of ZSNES ASM code
#59752
<sektie> the glare of the sun off my own skin is triggering the sensor in my macbook that dims the display
<sektie> this is fucking with me
<MrZodiac> submit a apple support request
<MrZodiac> “I’m too white to use apple”
Comment: Troubleshooting on EFnet #bifemunix
#2605
* dregan kicks Yamucha in the nuts
* dregan stamps on Yamucha's neck
*** ChanServ sets mode: +o Yamucha
<dregan> Oh shit.
#302583
<+Xaviors_Mommy> okay trying to get used to being a new mom
<+loopy> oh congrats Xaviors_Mommy
<+Xaviors_Mommy> thanks
<+Xaviors_Mommy> hes 3 weeks yesterday
<+loopy> is yours a boy or a girl
<+Xaviors_Mommy> boy
<+loopy> wuts his name
<+Xaviors_Mommy> xavior
<+lost> **sigh**
* loopy facepalm
<+lost> lol
#14079
<Mantis> Sorry guys, I've got to go and spend some time with the gf
<Mantis> brb
#591
<gb> I'M BREAKING OUT THE DoS
<gb> THERE GOEZ ED
<gb> BYE BYE
<hypr> DONT DOS ME"
<hypr> FUCKERKGHJIJGEG
<blazemore> hypr: quick, go buy dsl!
#5500
<Hahn> Zara, have you ever killed anyone with a crowbar during a soccer riot?
<Zaratustra> Didn't have the chance.
<Hahn> That sounds like an excuse to me.
#12216
<@RT[Ragnarok]> meet me in the middle of the 2nd level of the skeleton cave
<skold> I WANNA CAST MAGIC MISSILE
#12143
<PrincessLeia2> he's not my step dad, he's my mother's new husband
<PrincessLeia2> that way i can say that my stepbrother that i dated isnt really my stepbrother
#29103
<RickoniX> Ooh, QDB2
<RickoniX> And you get to dig through the un-accepted quotes!!!
<RickoniX> woot
<j4_james> qdb2?
<RickoniX> Yeah, it's either the next QDB, or it's like Gnutella2, a ripoff :P
<RickoniX> It's at http://bash.cx
<Petah> .cx?
<Petah> thats enough to scare me off
Comment: #foogoo on BeyondIRC
#33713
<+x24[java]> damnit. i just cheesed my fresh from the drier pants
<@BalefireX> cheesed?
<+x24[java]> a macaroni escaped from the fork and left it's mark with cheese on my pants
<@BalefireX> ah
<@BalefireX> just checking it wasnt slang for defecation
Comment: #gideontech
#44241
Dan> So here are two pyros comparing burn stories.. is this like the proverbial whipping out of the cocks, except for pyros?
*time lapse*
Jace> in chemistry class we were using bunsen burners, i took out a penny and decided to melt it
Dan> SWEET ASS
Jace> it was very sweet until i decided to cool it down in a beaker of what i thought was water
Dan> ..oh fuck
Jace> i mean the penny was melted...and i dumped it into a beaker of HCl
Dan> OH FUCK AND A HALF.
Jace> not only did it make a loud enough noise cooling itself down and getting everyones attention, but because of the heat change, and the fact that it was HCl, the beaker broke, spilling HCl, now hot because of the penny, all over. So it started eating away the table and floor and my lab coat.
Dan> Somehow I think your cock is bigger than mine.
Comment: Ooh, fire.
#18532
<pure_arf> relapse you can fuck with most new tv infrared receivers
<pure_arf> with TI calculators
<pure_arf> i was just playing with one once, pressing random buttons and the TV suddenly turns on and starts flipping channels
<MonkeyT> arf are you sure you didnt confuse a ti graphing calculator with a remote control
#2266
<Dregan> 3y3 4m l33t h4x0r
<Dregan> j0! 3y3 4m t4lking to j00!
<Dregan> fux0red 5cr1pt k1dd13.
<Dregan> -"l33t h41ku"
#38632
<Talin> dialup is like sex...
<Talin> ...somehow
<heinz> It takes 5 attempts before you get connected? ;/
<heinz> You can only go at it in 2 hour periods? :/
<heinz> If you stop for 15 minutes, thats it? :/
#4105
* dodgearse learns to need how to say somthing before thinking of it
[dodgearse] wow... that dont sound right
* dodgearse needs to learn to think about what hes going to say before saying it...
#294756
< n0p> hey i'm looking for a php web-based front end to control linux files and permissions. can anyone suggest any decent open source projects?
<+bradD> igotrooted-0.2
< n0p> link me
< n0p> pls?
#13405
<Synikal> i do lawns
<mikeyjone> plz no sexual preferences
<Synikal> i do like 2 every day almost
<mikeyjone> one day you'll answer the door and a small blade of grass will be there saying "daddy?"
<Synikal> lol
#7891
<Nebu|sR> least you've got yourself a "real" women
<Fodz> indeed
<Fodz> back to your doll eh nebs? :P
<Nebu|sR> hey im comfortable being alone
<Fodz> pffft
<Fodz> a plastic friend is hardly alone :D
<rabbit> especially when you call it "darryl" like nebs does
#20167
<Continuity> Disassembling VB code is like looking at one of those magic eye pictures
#306048
<Man18> friends dog had to be put down today
<Man18> i told him damn man thats ruff in a text message
<Man18> he deleted me on facebook
Comment: #gbatemp.net