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#5956
<@Bojangle> My mom tells me I need to get laid
#71255
<WarHawk> guys can someone give me some tips for girls?
<WarHawk> im just so shy that i just start talking in here rather than to them after school
* Siege sets mode: +b *!*@ZiRC-80795AC0.sttlwa.dsl-w.verizon.net
* WarHawk was kicked by Siege (problem solved. thank me later.)
Comment: irc.zirc.org #flames
#18515
<silvershine> Pigs have corkscrew penises. ._.
<Keeju> @,i
<Keeju> they also have 30+ minute orgasms
<silvershine> Yes ._.
<silvershine> And grooved vaginas ._.
<GoldenWing> o.o;;;
<Chaz-> Half an hour orgasms o.O
<Chaz-> Good god o.O
<AnnieCn> lol where the hell did that come from
<Chaz-> I dunno but I'm never gonna look at bacon the same way again...
#8336
<Sanji> I eat people.
<Sanji> I'm a humanitarian
#3290
(^NaKeD^) snowburnt....my bf is a million times stronger than me
(snowburnt) Naked: but smell isnt everything though :/
#24625
<cioxx> !fact
<Infomastr> Fact: A group of whales is called a pod.
<cioxx> whoa
<cioxx> a group of internet enabled whales is called... an iPod
#49409
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* stoichic was promoted to operator by KOMPRECHU
* stoichic was promoted to operator by Eigenstat
* stoichic was promoted to operator by workstan
<workstan> it's like an ops-positive gangbang in here, man.
<workstan> and i got thirds :^(
Comment: efnet #ampedout
#51058
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<PizzaBoy> Oh god, I just jacked off my cat.
<Dazzy[Comicing]> A tektite was humping my horse...
<Cinsu> ...
<Cinsu> Zero7
<Cinsu> Welcome to samus.co.uk
#22160
<[TIKI]Your_Mom> /quit
<[TIKI]Your_Mom> wow
<[TIKI]Your_Mom> /quit isnt working today
<[TIKI]Your_Mom> weird
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<[TIKI]Your_Mom> i guess they dont know the secrets of the Ctrl button
#32627
<docsigma2000> Things like that really make me feel bad about myself, though... what right do I have to complain when I stub my toe, when there are guys out there DRIVING AROUND WITH SHARKS ON THEIR LEGS?
#308431
<+beefCake> hmm has someone got stuck down a drain :d
<+beefCake> there's been a confined space safety and rescue unit van outside for a bit
<+beefCake> some sort of tripod on the pavement further up
< Cheez> go out and say "what's that? timmy's fallen down the well?!"
< Cheez> then run back inside barking
< Phatteh> run over and say "i came as soon as lassie told me what happened!"
Comment: #multiplay@qnet
#11168
<ScumDog> I'm gonna descend into the popup hell of astalavista.com
<ScumDog> wish me luck
<R0SC0E> <scum's mom> what's this bang bus all about
#23932
<Claire> My sis brought me a can of Vanilla coke
<Claire> ...odd...I wasnt aware vanilla tasted like soap
#9222
<Al> vasectomy is a foolish barbarism
<Al> it would be completely unnecessary is men weren't so stupid to keep having sex with women
<jre|away> It's not that. The odd sperm cell can cling to air particles and accidentally get sucked into a passing vagina
<Vodex> like an extraction fan but in reverse
<Al> damn those vaginas, is there no depravity they will not commit
#6215
[giR`] WTF am i supposed to do with all of these TV's!!!!
[zimm] ever heard of surround vision?
[zimm] daisy chain them or something
#7021
<Ac3d> ima redneck now...Chevy sent a magazine to my house under the name Bob Jones
#16575
<oreth> ever thing to yourself "Hey, it might be fun to go fuck a turkey?"
<AshPlississkin> no
<oreth> yeah. me neither.
#2011
<Speef> man
<Speef> I have some killer gas
<matts> go to the terrorists... they'll need your help
#300288
<c|oneman> did you ever meet this person that was so cheerful
<c|oneman> you've said to yourself
<c|oneman> I think this person would maintain the same face even when being fisted anally
<Urz> I don't believe I've ever thought those same words, no
#73512
Retro: I have discovered how life works.
Retro: "Men: No shirt, no service"
Retro: "Women: No shirt, free drinks!"
#54997
<buu> sex, drugs and lans
<buu> right
<worm> sounds like a documentary
<buu> sounds like fun
<dirt|afk> sex drugs and lans?
<dirt|afk> um... you mean, porn, asthma inhalers and ... lans?
#32027
DesertRemix: if i could fucking spell itd be a damn mircale
DesertRemix: ciracle
DesertRemix: ...
DesertRemix: +corrections
#27224
<William> Heh.. they had a D&D 3.5 business kit at my venue yesterday.. they had preorder sheets, and if you filled one out you got a free D&D temporary tattoe of a spell.. the owner gave me a few free. heh.. all Protection from Good. I am gonna wear one on my head to my gaming group tommarow.
<Peter> Will, you need to get laid.
#8441
<Doc> ok... kitchens clean, bathrooms clean
<Doc> thats the two easiest to clean rooms of the house done...
<cactoid> is that because you always eat out and you never shower?
#17086
<kethepoo> i remember the first time windows said "this program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down", and i was worried that they found out about the porn i had looked at