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#304639
<Sebas> I still want to start a stoner metal band because it's so damn easy
<Sebas> The guitarist gets 40 seconds to find the next chord, the drummer has to stick to like 5bpm, the bassist just fuzzes about a bit, and you slap tons of distortion on the vocals
<al> Bach would be proud
<Sebas> Only if he were around in our day and age
<Sebas> Bach to the Future
<nwagers> for the record, that was terrible
<Sebas> One might even say it was the vinyl straw?
#7216
<eod> echo "\$cd pub" >t-shirt
<eod> echo "\$more beer" >>t-shirt
<eod> heh
<weis> cat t-shirt | sed s/beer/whiskey/ >better_t-shirt
#32506
<baryon> brb. I need a shower again, I stink
<emo> baryon: remember my advice
<baryon> god you're still here
<emo> you can significantly reduce the sourness of your body odour by refraining from meat eating
<cl4SS> emo fuck up about it. I'm sick of hearing your shit
<emo> I'm just saying
<baryon> emo, that's got nothing to do with it
<emo> baryon: it does actually. Several studies have shown so
<baryon> emo. I helped move four horses today. I am covered in dirt, dust and horse shit
<baryon> I stink because FOUR DAMNED VEGETARIANS SHIT ON ME
#2819
<neck> i no longer wear tshirts
<neck> oh, wtf am i talking about, i have on on as i speak
#301020
<jonukas> hello, hope someone can help me. How with c#, i can make 3.576 to 3.58 ?
<ttvd> if(value == 3.576) value = 3.58;
<ttvd> np!
#18593
<hello_c> jon: you god damned pervert!
<count^> jon isnt a pervert.
<hello_c> how do you know?
<count^> because im one, and he's never at the meetings.
#300773
<@Nome> but edward doesn't even look like a vampire
<@Nome> he just looks like a palefaced turd
<@Nome> his acting is incredibly stiff
<@Nome> i don't understand at all how any girls could like him as an actor
<@Nome> all he did in the first movie was kinda mope around and act emo
<@Warchamp7> You just answered your question
#7000
<evenpar123> Radioactive rain would be pretty freaky
<evenpar123> You'd need a pretty strong umbrella...
<Slant> evenpar123: Umbrella wouldn't help.
<evenpar123> Lead bubble?
<Slant> Shit, living inside of a motorized lead bubble would be cool.
<evenpar123> Where would you get gas?
<Slant> You could use the rain.
<evenpar123> But, how would you use the internet?
<mightyflo> use aol
#32732
<slygirl> Ogg is such a weird name... next thing you know, people will be ripping their music in poo format.
* hen-neko-zzz starts working on the format right away
* slygirl imagines RIAA officials denouncing the sharing of ".poo" files.
<carpboy> it would be awesome
<carpboy> to listen to poo
<hen-neko-zzz> man, burn me a cd of poos
<ChibiShin> hehe
<Fireye> Mmm, poo
<slygirl> "Hi, I'm one of those kids that was persecuted for downloading .poo off the internet. Well, I'm here to tell you that I'm STILL gonna download .poo off the internet."
<BoogiepopLain> And when you share .poo files, popular slang would be "Slinging .poo"
<SaturnPrince> That must be some crappy stuff
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#8961
[T-Doo|art] when you think about evil, what pops up?
[Rosewood] Daikatana
#6049
red sets mode: +b *!*@*.aol.com
*** creepen12 was kicked by biohzrd (banned: (your 500 free hours will not be spent here./6.05.02))
#371
<Acrimon> Does anyone know where to get a GOOD xemacs configuration file?
<NeepNeep> owh man.. emacs.. I just had dinner, please.
<Acrimon> sorry
#8413
<ohio_ohio2> so what is the world coming to?
<X-Chaos-X> orgasms.
#4843
<GiRLiE-> ur cruel.. but funny
<bytraper> and you have a beuatiful mind... but you're fat
#11512
<Gudrow> I hope I get hired
<jre> wear a miniskirt to the interview
<jre> show some leg and some nutsack
#11032
<jablowme> why do some people associate nerds with small cocks?
<Jonny-TD> so girls wont like nerds.....duh
<jablowme> those fucking fags.
#132854
<@toxik> Guys, date("Y") doesn't return 2007
<@toxik> "2007" even
<@bigfoot-> maybe because it's 2008 already? :)
<@toxik> Oh?
<@toxik> I daresay...
#104211
ALGORYTHM: my vps is genius, i can't ping it or access it but it's sending me emails saying email is down
#6872
*** ChanServ sets mode: +o Nova_Zion
*** ChanServ sets mode: +o Nova_Zion
TwistedSlinky: See. Channy *really* likes you. But watch out. Now that's he's opped you twice, he's gonna expect you to put out.
#2877
<AlmtyBob> Groups such as Cyberangels and Pedowatch have picked up the slack by enlisting thousands of volunteers across the globe to scan the Internet for lurid images of children.
<AlmtyBob> wow
<AlmtyBob> sounds like my kind of job
<AlmtyBob> and to think, I'm doing it for free as we speak
#10508
<Xaotika> well its kinda hard to play with a ping over 200
<Acheron> whine, whine, whine... ;)
<Xaotika> actually i can manage 250 or 300
<cj_> you don't complain about your ping when you are winning :)
<Xaotika> thats because my ping is not over 300 when i am winning. DUH.
#810
<PuyoDead> #emu talks more .br talk than the entire country of brazil
#32548
<Thompson> whats wrong wiv looking at your sisters tits and her ass?
#53581
xyzzy: hey think of a band name for us
xyzzy: based on the acronym "wtf"
BahamutXero: when things fly
xyzzy: nah
BahamutXero: women throw fish
xyzzy: women throw fits
BahamutXero: worms travel fast
xyzzy: where to fuck
BahamutXero: wild teens fuck
xyzzy: woot
BahamutXero: wallabies tackle frigate
xyzzy: what the fuck...
BahamutXero: that works
#1711
<Zorglub> will php work on old browsers?