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#16913
<Stemish> my 450Mhz celeron built world in 1:40:18.95
<Stemish> my dual 500MHz celeron built world in 1:44:47.17
<Stemish> what is wrong with this picture?
<todd> There's no naked chicks in it?
<Stemish> well, that too
#5729
<Lord-Data> god damn faggot game
<Lord-Data> why the fuck would i wanna pick up a corpse when im on 10% health, theres a minigun in front of me and im under fire
<Lord-Data> when i push use i wanna use the god damn gun, not fuck the damn corpse
#19398
<Fas|n8> i wank while looking at the mirror.....while.....the bitch come out and stab me?
<Fas|n8> oi wank in front of the mirror....and say bloody mary 3 times....she will come out and give u a blow job
<sybex> I just took a bat to make myself feel safer :)
#8846
<IH8Pants> I was too talented for the football team
<IH8Pants> So I joined band
#32378
* @Mike destroys a person's karma by modding him offtopic
<@Mike> >:)
<@Zero> lol
<@Mike> ok, another 5 mod points abused at slashdot
<@Mike> my day is complete
#14250
* <r0b3r> sighs and ponders what to do now....
* <Lynda> ponders, "draw something?"
<r0b3r> Tried that already. Can't think of anything to draw, really.
<Lynda> draw... a couple, resting in bed together.
* <r0b3r> blinks at what Lynda says....
<r0b3r> No. I don't draw that, thank you ery much.
<Lynda> I wasn't suggesting anything ecchi.
<Lynda> I take it you've never had a really serious relationship.
<r0b3r> I have one with someone right now, actually.
<r0b3r> Just it's an odd relationship considering my character is human
and she is an alien...
#5741
(nexxai) chali: can I flood your port? maybe brute force my worm through your backdoor....sniff some packets perhaps?
#1032
(Curb) don't worry no trees were harmed in the search for my glasses, toes were stubbed and lives were lost...but all tress are fine
#4256
<OpsuPup> i was driving along one day, saw a bmw and thought, that's an ugly bmw, then i realised it was a merc, then i thought, hmm, nice looking merc
#787
(Guilty) Fionna's body is similar to that of a 13 year old boy in Etheopia
#38200
<ducklord> <Rjx> time to do some benchmarking
<ducklord> I thought you said "benchpressing" ;(
<ducklord> we should be more manly
#4780
<Thumb> do you know of any major organizations that are similar the CDC?
<Lucent> who?
<Thumb> center for disease control
<Lucent> i said WHO
<Thumb> what? i'm asking you
<Lucent> World Health Organization
#146404
<Cosmo> Fox is pro war and anti good tv shows
#36319
<MootSux> I found a way to irc from work
<MootSux> Mootar 1, productivity 0.
#301618
<Jesus> there were about a half-million chowns done
<Jesus> and security blanket has only a "roll back all" option
<rm-rf> as in, rollback all changes to the system?
<Jesus> yeah.
<Jesus> "we made 900000 changes. rollback all or none?"
<Jesus> fuckers
<Dopey> .pu uoy evig annug reven
<Dopey> rick rollback
* pjustice beats Dopey
#9342
<dream> five girls.
<dream> and he's fucking all of them behind all of their backs.
<@reflexive> that's a lot of poon.
<@plutonium> and herpes.
#39539
<Tenor> how do i make z00m join/part channels?
<DrunkDwarf> by winking at him twice, lick your lips once, then shake your hips three times, and he shall obey
<DrunkDwarf> seriously
* Tenor winks at z00m
* Tenor winks at z00m
* Tenor licks his lips at z00m
* Tenor shakes his hips at z00m
* Tenor shakes his hips at z00m
* Tenor shakes his hips at z00m
<z00m> YEAH BABY
<z00m> IM YOURS
Comment: z00m is a bot
#295969
<&protospork> I think I'll see this new fast & furious movie
<&protospork> they've finally got the formula right
<&protospork> "vin diesel driving cars"
#32515
<norm0> Roses are red, violets are blue
<norm0> Im schizophrenic, and so am I
#16254
<Serevok> does your penis reach the city of Montreal?
<Cheezric> I'm talking 5, maybe ten minutes tops.
<Cheezric> Well, we jews are blessed.
<Serevok> with choping off your cocks at birth?
#13151
[ @niffie ] I have no inhabitions right now
[ @aphr0 ] would you finger my asshole?
[ @niffie ] no
[ @aphr0 ] then you have inhibitions
#7125
<Dracleath> Dual wielding great swords with monkey grip
<Staberinde> I have a monkeygrip
<Staberinde> they won't let me use it in public though
#421
<Andrigaar> there's a good rumor to start up again. "Jacking off till it blisters will form calluses and make if bigger in a few months."
#9665
<d4d5d6>anyone interested in beta testing a virus that i just compiled?
<|89|> hell yeah
I Have Finished Sending File virus01.exe to |89|
<d4d5d6> open it
|89| has quit IRC (quit: computer - dead)
<d4d5d6> haha what a tool
#1631
<VillainSede> I've always wanted to be on the receiving end of necrophilia. Even in death I'd be getting some
<VillainSede> I want a shovel attached to my tombstone with the inscription "For a good time, dig"