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#49344
<DannyCat> Bah, I've been awake too long. I go to wash my hair, start the water, let it run for a bit, check it to make sure it's warm enough, turn the water off, stand there looking at the faucet, and it takes me a couple seconds to realize I missed a couple steps.
#18080
<wombat> Bukkake is when a Mommy and a Daddy and a Daddy and a Daddy and a Daddy and a Daddy and a Daddy all decide that Mommy needs some special facial moisturiser
#18125
<eleven> hitler
<eleven> that fucking jew
#85791
dftpnkezln: For all of you reporting a score more than 100 as you iq lol @ you. How can you possibly score more than 100%?
dftpnkezln:I'm very happy with my score of 89.
#37537
<DReW24> ugh, it's so hard to find a place that puts messages on shirts.
<DReW24> all I want
<DReW24> is a t-shirt that says "daddy's little whore" on it
<DReW24> and some bitch at Copy Machine was like, "I don't think your father would approve of that"
#1139
<SYch0> heh
* SYch0 has a great family
<SYch0> :D
<Ash> Because they indulge you.
<Ash> But if they keep doing that, you'll grow up fat and arrogant!
<Ash> Oh, wait.... :(
#29514
<jebus> brb, sex
#21518
<Foxie> I'm a guy
<Foxie> Bisexual guy
<Foxie> Although everyone here calls me gay
<Foxie> Whatever
*** Leon has joined #finalfight
<Leon> wtf only gay people in here, kbai
*** Leon has left #finalfight
#39315
* ryukitsu has joined #vee
<Riiko> Wild RYUKITSU appeared!
* ryukitsu prepares a tackle attack :o
* ryukitsu is gathering energy.
<Riiko> you don't have to gather energy for tackle
<ryukitsu> But I'm lazy >(
* ryukitsu prepares to walk across the room.
* ryukitsu is gathering energy.
#300976
<HalfNote5> From XP setup screen: "Record data to CD as easily as saving to a floppy disk!"
<HalfNote5> ... maybe it IS time to retire it."
#61630
<Squibby> our old CEO's wife had business cards printed out
<Squibby> CEE
<Squibby> Chief Executive of Everything
<Squibby> and whens she first told me what it meant
<Squibby> I laughed
<Squibby> and she didn't appreciate it because she was dead serious.
#8906
<vidividividi> kristen dumped me
<greggyhot> oh NO!
<vidividividi> i cant believe it
<vidividividi> i JUST bought her a 300 dollar necklace!!!
<vidividividi> at least i can count on all of you for support
*** vidividividi has been kicked by krassproduction (get the fuck out of here, you cheap jerk)
#37584
mrsaturn42: i need to talk to you. isnt it weird how if you just switch the n and the i nicest becomes incest....
JoJo GO Ska: only you'd think of that
#17881
<Heinz89> seen alric
<Plaidhawk> alric!irc@smilex.ormoru.net was last seen by me in #stars! 11m 22s ago saying: !seen heinz89
#7545
< Bayls > Sheesus. Was it this dead -before- I got here? :)
< annie > yeah
< Bayls > Hmmm, musta been. Weird, I didn't see any Star Trek marathons on tonight.
#24269
<The_Roach> Where's Gatts when you need him?
<Winter> dead?
<The_Roach> Not possible.
<The_Roach> That's where we need him.
<The_Roach> PARADOX!
#50391
But a programmer learning programming from perl is like a chemisty student learning the definition of "exothermic" with dynamite
Comment: Slashdot
#459
<panacea_> im going to the doctor tomorrow morning regarding my thumb
<Lordaerom> panacea_, so much fucking wanking
#15183
<deimos> someone asked me some ungodly complex question in an interview once
<deimos> it took him 5 minutes to explain it
<rwhom> did you get it right?
<deimos> and then they looked at me
<deimos> and wanted a single part answer
<deimos> so i thought for a second
<cj_> <deimos> and i said, "potatoe". i didn't get the job.
#9085
<pure_sin> oi!
<pure_sin> i nearly had a heart attack this morning:/
<pure_sin> i thought my computer died on me:~(
<st0w> wow... I'd hate to see what happens when your vibrator batteries die
#2512
<`michael> pink floyd - wish you were here is the best goddamn song
<w3nisT> i disagree while it is a very good song I think the donkey kong theme song is better
#24184
* explicit kicks PK
* explicit was kicked by PK (PK)
#298126
<@John> I hear that it's really helpful for your speech and pronunciation to take your top off on webcam....something to do with the shirt constricting your voicebox and the extra internet traffic ensuring good ping
#25136
(jmd_) %lb chameleo
(jmd_) dead bot?
(@seymour) read the topic. we moved.
(jmd_) oh, goody
(jmd_) so long efnet, and thanks for all the splits
#8761
<jamesm> good porn would be a chick taking it up the arse while configuring a dns server
<jamesm> the guy could do a zone transfer to her secondary
<jamesm> if you know what i mean