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#6246
* Cerebus laughs evilly under appropriately spooky lighting as lightning strikes and thunder explodes outside around the High Tower of jadecore on top of Elitist Bastard Mountain in the Kingdom of Fuck.
#25051
<AleX> i guess this channel must be a center of activity; when i not rarondn an;sc;ln vialmnv,ma v,xznm f dlJFSMSMMMSMMSM:HHHFRRF
<DerianX> Yes.
<AleX> sorry, i stopped caring halfway through that sentnece
#17301
<Claus> I sell children to old women
<Claus> and they stuff them up their uterus
<Isajeep> oh my god
#310496
danlamanna: god
danlamanna: watching cspan online instead of on tv requires you to sign-in to your cable package
danlamanna: I can't even watch my own government fuck me for free
#39919
<mrwinkey> I had to date ALOT of women before I found my wife
<mrwinkey> most of them were money grubbing sluts
<mrwinkey> I enjoyed the slut part way more than the money grubbing part.
#8810
<Sarkazein> i was STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN drunk
<Sarkazein> and she wanted me to rub her clit
<Sarkazein> talk about fucking effort
<Sarkazein> i was ready to pass out
<Stu_pid> from rubbing her clit?
#2007
(adnama) I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
#7549
[blergh`] so i went to this fight and a damn hockey game broke out
#24926
<gellehsak> all the french kids at my school
<gellehsak> look at porn all day
<gellehsak> they're like
<gellehsak> "HAW HAW HAW... LE PORNO EST TRES BIEN"
#18952
<NapkinEater> I had a dream about a game show where parents compete to see who can keep their baby in the freezer the longest.
#22470
* KJ 's room is getting to be like aladdins cave
<Hitokiri> molten gold and rubies ?
<KJ> close ;)
<Wumpus> molten cheese and ketchup stains?
<KJ> more like it
#36894
<ExZippo> I need some more terror
<ExZippo> I'm forgetting
<ExZippo> NEVAR FORGET
#28826
<PhoenixUltima> Why the hell do you think people believe in Jesus?
<terra> BECAUSE JESUS EIGHT NINE!
#43352
<Karlsen> so, I'm removing gentoo now, should I go for xp or 2k? (laptop)
<issuez> xp
<anthill> 2k
<Mootar> gentoo
Comment: EFNet/#geekissues
#6912
<pvx> why do these psycho's always msg my bot?
<xf> Because that is what psychos do.
<MenTaLguY> more to the point, why do a majority of them seem to be from Brazil?
<xf> Because that is where psychos live.
#10892
<Random> "You're so sweet, and intelligent. What's your name?" "Jeremy." "Isn't that male?" "Yes." "AAAAH STAB STAB STAB STAB NEVER STOP STABBING I HATE YOU KILL YOU KILL MOMMY KILL KILL." <--- Online lesbians are fun.
#302934
Ted: Usually we get a virga rainfall here.
bob read that as viagra rainfall
ErinH: lol
Ted: sigh, bob
ian: "if you have rainfall lasting more than 4 hours, contact your weatherman"
Ted: heh
MichelleH: dare I ask what virga rainfall is?
bob: gah. now I have "it's raining men" stuck in my head
Ted: it's rain that evaporates before hitting the ground
ErinH: cool
bob: heh. premature evaporation.
#46195
* Now talking in #abuse&healing
* Topic is ' ( http://www.freewebs.com/abuse-and-healing/ )'
* Set by X on Sat Jul 09 21:04:47
<KenshinK> I have been abused
<KenshinK> by Jesus
<KenshinK> he touched me
<bluedaisy> thats inappropriate KenshinK
<KenshinK> I know, he should have asked first
Comment: Don't trust Jesus, he likes to fondle people
#20147
<crazy> you just made a huge withdrawl from the first bank of fag.
#48530
Phroziac has quit ("Irssi: Doesn't advertise in /quit messages!")
Comment: #wikipedia
#30708
<JP> college course prerequisites are like navigating the diablo 2 skill tree.
#8942
<outRider> i bought MoH: AA today... boy, world war II was easy.
#57267
<evilAdmin> Oy! Maybe my job does rock.
<evilAdmin> Da Fluke network tester (a $6000 Gameboy wannabe) was broken today since someone took the lithium batteries out of it and neglected to put them back in the case.
<evilAdmin> We had to test out the connection between floors 2&4, going through floor 3 in the process.
<evilAdmin> so I tell da b0ss that the Network tester is dead... And I need to generate network traffic so I can see the stats on the switches and routers, make sure no packets are being killed prematurely.
<evilAdmin> So he sayz "How much is that tester worth?", I say "6K". He says "Great!".
<evilAdmin> he picks up his office phone, hits the global annoucement button, and says "Floors Two, Three, and Four, our IT Admin requires that you generate network traffic for equipment testing. Grab Half Life off my network share, I'll host". He hangs up and says "Happy?", I say "that works".
<evilAdmin> The rest of the afternoon was dedicated to a rather large Half Life MP game on Crossfire :).
#370
<Beeth> Progress (n.): The process through which the Internet has evolved from smart
<Beeth> people in front of dumb terminals to dumb people in front of smart terminals.
#7711
<sc1> the video was compressed at 5fps
<sc1> jesus this sucks
<asmodius> Jesus can't help with sucky frame rates. Trust me on that one.
<asmodius> He's pretty useless when it comes to video compression rates.