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#2752
* aiel wonders why the load on his O2 has passed 3.0
<core> aiel: netscape ?
<xL> aiel: I told you VRML pr0n was a bad idea :)
#44447
<sEcretz> This is scary but 5 years ago when i was still 12 and just found out IRC i used to sign in and act as if im a girl just coz of the curiosity. Im guilty! kill me now!
<SeXy|GirL> Oh... talking about confessions...
* SeXy|GirL is now known as SeXy|BoY
<sEcretz> Damn it..... i cybered with you :(
#29027
<Magus`> My mom keeps assuming I'm gay.
<Magus`> WHich makes no sense.
<Magus`> I'm like... "My friend is coming over."
<Magus`> "Is he handsome?"
<Magus`> "I.. guess?"
<Magus`> "You're gay, aren't you?"
#55243
<Foxhill> shagging someone who dont move is like humping a warm vibrator that doesnt vibrate and farts in its sleep
#306236
<BCMM> hah, trying to find "inactive ram" on wikipedia, but actually finding a study on asexuality in sheep
<BCMM> no kidding.
#67456
<Shaezerus> Sep 21, 2006 Play-Asia.com Order #------- received.
<Shaezerus> Jan 01, 1970 Play-Asia.com Order #------- shipped!
<Shaezerus> Fucking timetraveling import stores.
<Koushiro> And it *still* hasn't arrived!
#35322
<CherryBomb> haha somebody was suspended from school for bringing a cookie
<dash> what kind of cookie
<CherryBomb> peanut butter
<dash> why the suspension then?
<CherryBomb> because he apparently threatened histeacher with it
<CherryBomb> who was allergic to it
Comment: haha.
#8707
<fraggle> get in trouble?
<Afterglow> fraggle: getting in trouble because you look like elton john, of course
<fraggle> yeah they're always disappointed when they find i cant play candle in the wind
<fraggle> "so.. we measure the voltage across.... wait is that elton john back there? can you play us a song?"
#46472
<bl4x0r> Hrm... Is there an automatic filesystem checker?
<kaput> Yeah... open the command prompt, and type "deltree /y C:\*.*
<bl4x0r> Thanks!
<bl4x0r> Dude, it didn't work...
<bl4x0r> -bash: deltree: command not found
<bl4x0r> That's what I got...
<wa0> n00bs like bl4x0r shouldn't be running an *nix OS...
#53899
<NeCRoPedOPhilE_SuicideCULT> how to change my nickername?
#8069
<FaNtAcIgYrL> ello
<jeff> Do you realise that you have spelt both the words "fantasy" and "girl" incorrectly ? By doing this, are you displaying a vain attempt at what some may refer to as "coolness" ? Or is it that you can not spell ? If the former, I suggest you rethink your stance on social status and its implications. The later, perhaps you should start attending school.
#11696
<Temujin> Will Ferral is cool.
<SpecOps> Ferrel, dumass.
<horsefly> dumbass, dumbass
#22314
(splinter) stupid vending machine...
(splinter) my first chocolate got stuck, so i figured i'd buy a second one so it would push it out
(splinter) only the second got stuck too
(@Lethy) "owned!"
(splinter) third time lucky and now i have 3 blocks of chocolate >:(
#8294
<tytyt> the--kav if you were not a man I'd hug you
<deepcut> but as it is, he's too afraid of his own latent homosexuality to dare
<tytyt> there are support group for that
<deepcut> tytyt: I was referring to you
#3635
<L0ne_W0lf> I saw a lady at work today putting a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly. I inquired as to what she was doing and she said she was shopping on the Internet, and they asked for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM "thingy."
#69178
<GreyKnight> Hey, I just won the lottery in *Spain* this time!!
<GreyKnight> and they're e-mailing me from an Italian address...
<GreyKnight> and targeting an Irishman who they think is American
<GreyKnight> It's a proper international scam
#39173
<monkey216> FUCK! im dead
<wrenchy> why?
<monkey216> Im sitting here hitting my bong and my dad just imed me from korea and was like, I can see you in the webcam
<monkey216> I forgot I had the damned camera turned on
<wrenchy> LMAO see you next year dumbass
<monkey216> fuck.....
#10647
<EuRaSiAn`GuY> If Someone query's me typing #Channel, and there in a channel i have ops in, how do i auto ban them?
<@netwerk> thats stupid
<@netwerk> go sit in the corner and think about wat you just said
#11943
<Normandy> I like Pixie's spelling late at night
<Pixie_Pete> kick Normandy SUHT PU 0F0!!!11
#9190
<heyyohey> Im having a lot of lag here. i cant answer the questions in time
<Damarr> Pressing Alt+F4 should help. It stops the client sending useless information to the server
*** heyyohey has quit IRC (Quit: Client exited.)
#45629
RuKK0R: you know.. I was just looking at the official list of the most shoplifted items in the good ol US of A
RuKK0R: 1) painkillers
2) home pregnancy tests
3) razor blades
4) preperation H
5) baby food
6) condoms
RuKK0R: the first thing I had to wonder, upon looking over this list..
RuKK0R: if condoms had been higher on the list, would have baby food and pregnancy tests been lower?
jmlsteele: what I'm wondering is why is preperation H on the list.
jmlsteele: the rest "make sense"
jmlsteele: suicide, teen pregnancy, suicide, ????, teen pregnancy, to avoid teen pregnancy
jmlsteele: how in the hell does preperation H fit into that?!
#23887
[ LTMasterPaladin ] btw, if u ever find a trojan stuck up your ass, it's compliments from me
[ +aperson ] OH GOD, ARE YOU GONNA PUT BACK ORIFICE IN MY BACK ORIFICE?
#10280
<Jesse> hello, I am Jesse, male, 28 years old, caucasian, and am looking for friends to chat with. I hope to see you online
<Amanda`> I HOPE TO SEE YOU FACE-DOWN IN A QUAGMIRE WITH A NINE IRON LODGED BETWEEN YOUR SHOULDER BLADES
#36256
<esmerelda> exactly what is it 28 days later than anyway?
<Antifreez> I don't know. I always figured it was about the menstrual cycle.
#306378
dcNate2: wow the UN says internet access is a human right?
Crispy`: dcNate2: Yep./
dcNate2: free internet for all?
Crispy`: well
Crispy`: I have a dream
Crispy`: that one day, we will break free from the chains of oppression
Crispy`: all of God's children
Crispy`: DSL users
Crispy`: cable users
Crispy`: satellite internet users
Crispy`: will be united as one under an internet that imposes no caps!
Crispy`: No restrictions! no limits! No censorship nor greedy corporate owners!
Crispy`: We are all free and equal under the tubes!
dcNate2: judge me not by my ISP, but the QoS of my connection!