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#8394
<crazymaninvan> boobs on the life channel!
<Spamalope> What species?
#28926
<noxic> jon is a power house
<clay> of weakness
#55291
<Noia> now I have to get dressed to go to the kitchen to get a new drink >.<
<myarray> why can't you be nakid in your own house?!
<Noia> I live in a flat with a few other people
<myarray> ah
<Noia> they might be a little disturbed if I start walking around in my underwear :P
<myarray> you never know, they might like it :)
<Noia> thats what I'm afraid of :P
#4411
<Pantaloons> IT IS AN ENIGMA WRAPPED IN A CONUNDRUM WRAPPED IN A WARM FLOUR TORTILLA WITH GUACAMOLE AND SOUR CREAM.
#74242
Captiivus: Dude, I'm going to hell.
Derek: why
Captiivus: We were talking in class about this homeless family some kids are donating to for christmas and shit
Captiivus: and one student commented that their little boy wanted legos for christmas
Captiivus: I say, "What's he going to do with legos, build a house?"
Captiivus: Dead silence.
#305947
<+wklyver> man, you ever get something to work, but you aren't quite sure how
<+Cuntism> i made my gf cum once
<+Cuntism> does that count
#34997
<avorax> Homeland Security™, 9/11™, and September 11™ are all registered trademarks of the Republican National Committee. All rights reserved.
#5971
<Pseudonym> I got my mom addicted to GTA3 by accident ><
#31528
<Cazor> i know a girl who thinks a guy doing his own laundry is a turn on. thats... hrmm...
<Cazor> and she freaks out when i go to my laundry
<GreenJeanz> wtf haha
<Cazor> like, an orgasmic freak out
<Ruthven> sounds good
<Jovan> Cazor: Sounds like an opportunity... :D
<Jovan> Just kidding.
<Cazor> ehhh... nope.
<Ruthven> ¬_¬
<Jovan> That's kinda funny though.
<Cazor> you'd laugh if i told you who it was, though.
<kak> Its ok Cazor, we know its your mom.
#10975
<GreyPawn> My friend Dan once woke up screaming because his nuts got twisted around each other.
#38545
* Cobalt_Goddess has a 1337 H4X0|2 (47
<MissLursa> lol
<Cobalt_Goddess> my kitty sable was sitting on the desk right?
<Cobalt_Goddess> and got up to feed her
<Cobalt_Goddess> and she hit the keybord jumping down
<Cobalt_Goddess> and typed 347
#45790
<@jasta> hehe, you know im officially a network admin of a 100% windows network? :)
<@jasta> it's so weird :)
<@jasta> i have no idea what im doing and its great :)
<@jasta> im constantly just sitting around waiting on Windows progress bars and stuff :)
<@jasta> and talking on IRC :)
#42623
< rast> whats a good free perl program for windows?
< billnyeWRK> perl program?
< rast> you know, a program that can run perl scripts
< caphuso> rast: perl is a good program to run perl scripts with...
< rast> url?
< sawtooth> no, perl ;)
#4502
<Khross|Zzz> You can't have my precious cock ring.
<nilBnW|Zzz> You'll have to pry it from my cold, dead cock!!
#296107
<RBOMB> OFF TO BED
<RBOMB> BAI
* RBOMB (rbombster@*) Quit (Quit: testical)
...10 minutes later...
* RBOMB (rbombster@*) has joined #fudgeh
<RBOMB> massive fail
<RBOMB> bed sheets in washing machine
<RBOMB> failed to make it to dryer
#34788
-ChanServ- [ Important ETG IRC Global Notice From Conz ] Trojan update: also, running //unload -rs script.ini | write -c script.ini | remove script.ini | run command.com /c attrib.exe -r mirc.ini | ignore -r (tnx to all who came up with all this shit btw)
-ChanServ- [ Important ETG IRC Global Notice From Conz ] For all those who are being plagued by the word 'shit' in the previous notice, I am sorry for using the word 'shit', i will not use the word 'shit' again, or any other shitty form of the word 'shit'. Thank you
#279749
<the_silent_ech0> i wish the ravioli would respawn
#14475
[Nothingface] fuck, I can't type
[@PMV] its easy
[@PMV] step 1: bang head on keyboard
[@PMV] step 2: repeat
#328
<Helpful-> [Akashra] I have a dream: 2199023255552 bytes free.
#12322
<Josh> hey Lan
<Josh> i just would like to say
<Josh> that if world war iii comes tomorrow
<Josh> i loved you most of all
<@Lan> i would like to say
<@Lan> if ww iii comes tomorrow
<@Lan> i loved orange soda more than any of you
#14076
<Jester-> *rapes Eevee a lot*
<Red_Sky> It's not rape if he enjoys it.
<Jester-> .... he?
#10732
<Locke> Thats three nights in a row I've been awake and glanced at the clock and seen 3:14 and thought "Hahaha, it's Pi Time. Man Pi Time, how lame, I can't believe I thought that"
#12746
<ArtyMorty> we kill all the jehovah's witnesses once and for all, either we get some
peace and quiet or we get hit by lightning from a clear sky
#56571
<AlexFili> i am a n00b, what do u expect?
[...]
<Bjarni> AlexFili: you need to learn stuff to reach the n00b level
#3223
<[prefix]> hahahah
<[prefix]> I just read the funniest shit
<[prefix]> this guy's sister got her laptop stolen, so her brother broke into it and replaced the dialup phone number for the ISP to his phone #
<[prefix]> when the person dialed it up he had their name on the caller ID went over to their house, took it back, and kicked their ass