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#250200
<SirPNut> look, given the choice between turning off the internet router, and turning off the life support machine for a loved one.. who here wouldn't choose to leave the router plugged in ?
<+Marticus> SirPNut: you just said the same thing twice, i dont understand
Comment: #peeringsa
#47369
(@Rjx`) two words:
(@Rjx`) correction lfuid
(@Rjx`) *fluid
Comment: EFNet/#geekissues
#107067
<Razmann> isn't that a sign of the apocalypse or something?
* FurryHelix looks out of the window... "Nope. I don't see the five horsemen"
<Razmann> aren't there only 4?
<FurryHelix> no there were five, but one left before they got famous.
<Razmann> so since the fifth left, that would mean there's only 4
<FurryHelix> reunion tour.
#56390
ELLIS THOMAS : My question is HOW CAN I SWEAR ON BBERG?
BLOOMBERG HELP DESK : Hello Ellis, there are certain words that are restricted on Bloomberg's messaging system. If you would like to simulate a swear word, you can substitute a letter with a symbol, such as an asterisk
ELLIS THOMAS : THANK YOU, THAT'S F*CKING FANTASIC.
BLOOMBERG HELP DESK : Is there anything else I can assist you with?
#301808
<Flack> hey guys whats the link to that website that goes through a little animation telling you to google things
#302032
<+MachineDog> ....crap, how do I do the action things?
<+Kitten> you do /me
<+MachineDog> you WISH
Comment: My first day on IRC
#30634
* Marine|CH is god
<ih4x`variant[iHi]> you spelled gay wrong
#18834
[orb] :-8
[+polar] you're not supposed to have those in your mouth
#20192
<WC|spieler> Installing photoshop from within a compressed archive.
<WC|spieler> with my antivirus active
<WC|spieler> this ought to turn out well.
<WC|spieler> sometime next summer
#38259
<Benbread> What 'version' of linux do you intend to use?
<RyanF> The Latest
#301762
<Reunech> I threw up into my own pants once.
<Dan> ...
<Dan> I...
<Dan> What?
#32627
<docsigma2000> Things like that really make me feel bad about myself, though... what right do I have to complain when I stub my toe, when there are guys out there DRIVING AROUND WITH SHARKS ON THEIR LEGS?
#304896
<red_delicious> slenderbot, you're growing up so fast!
<SlenderBot> I'LL PREPARE A HUNDRED COFFINS.
#311479
<CapnBeeb> cripes
<CapnBeeb> my dad is asking how to disable an adblocker
<CapnBeeb> on a fucking XP machine
<CapnBeeb> YOU DON'T
<CapnBeeb> EVER
#6120
* nailer goes to the city to acquire stuff
<zeitgeist> lol
<zeitgeist> stuff huh
<ambr> $10 says he's acquiring bumsex
#55726
(@Tenor) man
(@Tenor) I got owned
(@Tenor) hardcore
(@Tenor) fucking myspace
(@Tenor) this shit with a crush calculator
(@Tenor) enter the full name of yourself and your crush
(@Tenor) press submit
(@Tenor) it emails results to the person
(@Tenor) gay
(@Tenor) why the FUCK did I fall for that one
#27125
* Quits: Bad_CRC (Quit: IRC, Where the men are men, The women are men, and the kids are FBI agents.)
#74791
<+ASD5A> theoretical problems are boring
<+Dextrose> like whether your girlfriend should use birth control pills or condoms?
#194985
<MetallicFurby> don't worry mate, there's always other fish in the sea
<Stueh> Yeah, but you're not in the sea
<Stueh> You're in the middle of the fucking desert
<Stueh> Alone.
<MetallicFurby> Dude, wtf?
#27216
<Fig> Sooo, what is 'mk'?
<tetsugin> mk = ok - o + m
<Fig> I just remebered why I quit algebra.
#28324
<FireEgl> so hurngy =(
<tito> why don't you eat your dick?
<tito> heh
<FireEgl> I need something more filling.
#2261
<Saffio> I went to microsoft sales training
<Saffio> they gave it to me there [windows XP]
<eldee> Saffio: so did i.. they gave me a laptop case/bookbag thing and office XP pro :)
<eldee> Saffio: the laptop case is sweet... but it has "microsoft licensing agent" embroidered on the back of it... im worried if i wear it in public, i'll get assassinated
<kable> should have told them "no thanks, i downloaded the pro version"
#7250
<yunicus> god has so many stalkers
#29783
<svenmonk> My dad had a pop-up version of the Kama Sutra
<PoisonPen> In his pants?
#12144
<Zip-> hi RedMage
<Zip-> i want your mother's sister's daughter's cousin's best friend's body
<RedMage> ...
<RedMage> that's like
<RedMage> my best friend
<RedMage> you sick fuck
<RedMage> i'm my own best friend
<RedMage> omg
<RedMage> you WANT ME