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#286
<Infe> what happens if you try to recharge an alkaline battery
<HomerJ> blows up
<Andrigaar> Don't they explode?
<Andrigaar> I wonder if it's violent or just some leaking battery acid.
<Infe> i think it's all a scam to get you to pay more for 'rechargeables' and ---
<Infe> AHHHHHHHHHHH MY FACE
<Infe> AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
#7963
<Vhata> #linux is one of those...
<Vhata> things
<Vhata> what do you call a project that is no longer being maintained?
<Nimnod> a failure.
<Vhata> heh
#301446
<isaacx> im bored
<KS> Play with yourself.
<isaacx> like catch?
Comment: Matanet
#21345
<MoonKitty> I'm on the cock patch
<DS> you mean masturbation?
<MoonKitty> call it what you like
<lowerfrenum> lol
<DS> for that, i will fire up bash
#50186
<Bjarni> <rhyswynne> can you overclock a vibrator?
<Naksu> i doubt a vibrator has a clock
<Bjarni> I guess they are a simple DC engine, which moves some gears, which moves some weight back and forth in a specific motion
<Bjarni> it would actually not be hard to build
* Bjarni images people starting to try to build their own ones after that statement
<blathijs> only geeks can describe a vibrator using words like "DC", "gears" and "motion" :-)
<Bjarni> welcome to my world
<GeniusDex> Bjarni: is it bad that women start to speak about their vibrator speeds once i pasted your comment about the technical workings?
#75815
Scolcite: How do I fuck a fat girl that lives 45min away without actually dating her?
Scolcite: She keeps talking about how she LOVES to suck cock, so she's got me, there is nothing I can do. I just don't want to be stuck with her
Drimmie: fat girls dont want love, they want burgers. fuck her then throw her a big mac. while she's chompin, escape out the back door
#52741
<stan> life just isn't complete until you can do a line of blow off the back of a girl you're anally violating while she's decapitated.
<Eigenstat> stan, dude, that would be impossible. The post decapitation reflex is STRONG. Every muscle spasms like FUCK about 5 seconds after the spinal cord is severed.
<stan> god, it's not like she'll squeeze my dick off.
<Eigenstat> no, but she'd ruin the line, man.
Comment: efnet #ampedout
#2882
<kisama> man, i am rocking to this backstreet boys shit
#20304
<b1u3> boy youd think after all the years of internet porn you'd know how to tie a girl up like they do in those hentai bondage movies
#51607
<Psychopomp> Hows the packing going?
<Entropy> I solved a dilemma! =D
<Psychopomp> What dilemma would this be?
<Entropy> I'm leaving out clothes for tomorrow, and washing all the dirty clothes tonight, but what to do with the underwear etc I wear to bed? I don't want to cart it around dirty all day tomorrow
<Psychopomp> Sleep nekkid?
<Entropy> Obvious solution = sleep n3kkid
<Entropy> Wow, same wavelength
<Psychopomp> Well, the way i look at it, how could it be a dilemma if being naked is even a POSSIBLE solution?
<Psychopomp> You can fix anything by stripping
<Entropy> Interesting theory
<Entropy> Let's test your thesis. From now on, whenever I face a problem, first thing I'll do is take off all my clothes and see if that works
#10953
<hoche> you know, qdb mostly reminds me that none of us are as witty as oscar wilde
#3851
<shin_k> rez is great though
<shin_k> just because of how insane it is visually
<shin_k> and w/ a great sound system it will make you CRAP YOUR PANTS
<TURBOMEAT> I don't think I've flat out crapped my pants yet
<TURBOMEAT> but there may have been some subtle fecal leakage, yes
#295080
<urs> When I flew with finnair once, I noticed halfway into the flight that the emergency exit in the next row was installed upside-down
<thec> urs, that one is for when the plane crashes upside down
#23987
britty has joined the channel
* e_read molests britty
<e_read> oh and... hi!
britty has left the channel
#4852
<ryo-ohki> and it would be an understatement to say I AM FUCKING BAKED OUT OF MY MIND
<DCBastard> lol - what else is new?
<DCBastard> one day you should come into the channel and go "WOW - I AM TOTALLY FUCKING STRAIGHT" - we'd all be like "holy shit! that is amazing!"
#8409
<mindlace> i ate a pig that had probably been tortured its entire life before finally being put out of its misery in a festering pile of its screaming kin.
<space> i mean, part of the fun of having a pet is being able to interact with it
#31747
<sarah_mascara> and she hated her unique name. so she named me SARAH.
<sarah_mascara> YAY FOR THAT.
<vanbeast> hahahaha
<sarah_mascara> and being labeled 'Sarah R.' my whole live.
<sarah_mascara> life, also.
<vanbeast> :)
<sarah_mascara> my mom used to tell me i had the 'charlie brown syndrome' because i always introduced myself as 'sarah richter.' 'cause i always knew too many sarahs, you know.
<sarah_mascara> but...
<vanbeast> download faster, song
<vanbeast> I was always the only ben. that was weird for me.
<sarah_mascara> i must admit, it took on a whole new meaning when my mom got REALLY drunk about two years ago and told me i was conceived at the 'charlie brown hotel' on myrtle beach.
#8248
<EK> What if the war in Afghanistan was fought with midgets!
<Jei> With midgets as infantry, or as ammunition?
#5410
* Praetor takes a piss right in the middle of the channel
* andy slashes Prae's penis off.
<andy> That takes better vision than you might think.
#46621
<rhppnrth> Skype is not a telephony replacement service and cannot be used for emergency dialing.
<rhppnrth> OH SHIT GUYS MY HOUSE IS ON FIRE
<rhppnrth> LEMME LAUNCH SKYPE
<rhppnrth> OH FUCK I'M NOT LOGGED IN
<rhppnrth> JESUS IT'S GETTING HOT IN HERE
#22257
<Oolong> i don't really want to seduce a midget, unless he's hot
#17873
<Kerpal>the Cd-key is 56dsr67x
<vR|Sn00kie>Wont work....hmm
<kerpal>Hmm....it is x as in zebra
<vR|Sn00kie> you are stupid
#309867
< Clarke> Haskell is like dropping a trident missile on the problem; MUMPS and PHP are like slamming two uranium chunks together by hand.
#48657
<elrond2> 24 hour fitness is open 24 hours a day
<emitmai> at 3am they have a sign that says 'run around the block'
<emitmai> behind their closed gates
#301418
<VoxPVoxD> I see a half dollar coin every once in a while
<VoxPVoxD> I think it's jfk on them
<VoxPVoxD> which is a wasted opportunity
<VoxPVoxD> we had a great reason to finally have one of those cool coins with a hole in it