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#304970
[December 25th, 1am.]
(sebmal1337) well this is a thing
(sebmal1337) in order to save christmas i must beat super mario bros dx
(saturmeki) lol what
(hypahchibs) elaborate.
(sebmal1337) wellllll
(sebmal1337) i print my gift labels with my game boy printer
(sebmal1337) but you can't print until you save one of the toads
(sebmal1337) i was doing it yesterday and i ran out of batteries
#25605
<@lucid> good warez comes to those who wait ;)
#296081
<urbex> neat....Niagara Falls is ~12,000 years old
<dopey> what was there 12,001 years ago?
<Bunsen> The interesting thing about Niagara Falls is the way it's been eating its way up the river over those tens of thousands of years.
<Bunsen> When it gets back to Lake Erie, it'll pretty much drain the lake and reduce it to the Erie River.
<niteshad> Bunsen: that'll suck for all those ports along Lake Erie, like Cleveland.
<dopey> niteshad: Not at all. It just means that cleveland can expand north like it has longed to do for ~12,000 years.
<Bunsen> niteshad: If we're not shipping goods in fusion-powered spacecraft by the time it happens, then we suck as a species and deserve the fate of having to build more Cleveland.
#62515
<@kiafaldorius> is it just me or is it cool that 1337 (string) converted to hex becomes 31333337?
#35688
<Toxic_Bunny> Funnies thing in my life: Saw a chick at lan, with a bigger porn collection than all my friends combined
#6401
<risca> how do you spell world?
<risca> as in "the whole world"
<mixie> world
#302276
<skudmunky> the op to peon ratio sucks
<skudmunky> we need more peons
*** Rusty sets mode -o on skudmunky
Comment: #the129
#51
<UncleJed> the government should split up efnet
<UncleJed> not that efnet doesn't split enough as it is
#25360
<klerck> I think they should build an airport at the WTC site so the planes can't miss the runway next time
#151082
<MotoToad> so, anyone wanna guess what a tornado sounds like?
<MotoToad> I was like 10 blocks from the one last night that hit the Georgia Dome.
<bmatt> mt, did you get to see it?
<MotoToad> no, didn't even know what it was when it was happening
<MotoToad> just sat there smoking a cigar thinking "damn, that train is hauling ass for being downtown"
<Dezmo> thats a mild storm in TX or OK
<Dezmo> but atl shits its collective pants
<MotoToad> dez, that's because there are things in Atlanta worth money :P
#82477
<sir_dilla> man, i suck at this game. can you give me a few pointers?
<samson> 0x3A28213A, 0x6339392C, 0x7363682E
<sir_dilla> i hate you
#308078
< rev> liberty village is kinda a new area
< rev> it was a carpet factory/ ww2 weapons factory, so there was a railroad into here
< rev> railroad corp dont need permits to dig around their tracks
< rev> so porn companies came in and ordered fiber
< rev> and how there is fiber the tech companies came
< rev> 5 years ago, if you worked late chances were you would walk into an exibitionist scene being filmed while getting to your car
< rev> good times back then.
#225719
scaramouche: My inhibitions are the only thing keeping me from fucking everything that walks erect.
scaramouche: ... >_<
scaramouche: I don't know how to salvage that sentence.
WildTang3nt: That is so fucking epic, I can't even make a witty remark about it.
WildTang3nt: Instead I shall stare in reverence for several moments
scaramouche: Yes, kneel before me, mortal.
WildTang3nt: I'll kneel before you... :) so I can eat you out ;)
scaramouche: I knew that was coming.
scaramouche: GAH/
scaramouche: FOR FUCK'S SAKE JUST GAG ME.
WildTang3nt: with... what? ;)
scaramouche: AAAAAAAH WHY CAN'T I STOP
scaramouche: SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP
#3770
<kolby> man I am getting layed so many times this weekend
<kolby> I don't care how tired my hand gets.
#29482
docsigma2000: jesus christ man
docsigma2000: my son is sooooooo dead
c8info: Why?
docsigma2000: hes been looking at internet web sites in fucking EUROPE
docsigma2000: HE IS SURFING LONG DISTANCE
docsigma2000: our fucking phone bill is gonna be nuts
c8info: Ooh, this is bad. Surfing long distance adds an extra $69.99 to your bill per hour.
docsigma2000: ...!!!!!! FUCK FUCK FUCK
docsigma2000: is there some plan we can sign up for???
docsigma2000: cuz theres some cool stuff in europe, but i dun wanna pauy that much
c8info: Sorry, no. There is no plan. you'll have to live with it.
docsigma2000: o well, i ccan live without europe intenet sites.
docsigma2000: but till i figure out how to block it hes sooooo dead
c8info: By the way, I'm from Europe, your chatting long distance.
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#4198
<RevQuixo> i want a mario game where you do actual plumbing
<RevQuixo> oh, did i mention i was gay?
#11607
<@daedreem> and he was sooo sweet...
<ShockSMX> i think it would be more romantic if some guys pushed you off a cliff and he saved your life by jumping after you with a parachute.
<situationist> we'll have to make do with what we got
#468
"Documentation is like sex: when it is good, it is very, very good;
and when it is bad, it is better than nothing."
- Dick Brandon
#10010
* Shi-chan beats Tino down
<Shi-chan> DIE
<Tino> haha
* Shi-chan takes out a spoonn
<Shi-chan> DON'T MAKE ME USE THIS
<ilifin> there is no spoon
#39681
<utopian> I can see something like this in #jesus
<utopian> RTFB
<utopian> Read The Fucking Bible
Comment: #geekissues acronym game
#18801
<Kint> King Quest :)
<Kint> OPEN DOOR
<Kint> LOOK SWORD
<Kint> FUCK GNOME IN ASS
#40009
<MouseTrapBob3749> Dude i think my dog is stoned
<Sanchezisgod> wut the hell? y in the hell would u think that?
<MouseTrapBob3749> dude hes obviously stoned man he keeps talking to me!
#310520
<smathson_> /quit
<smathson_> /quit
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<chiper> if at first you don't succeed...
#61
<Guilty> Really, celerons make me laugh
<Guilty> The white trash chip
#18144
<TK-42-1> what the hell is philatio?