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#5337
<Zeddicus> i like Dungeon Seige, but its not something that hooks me like a good FPS does, or a good RTS
<agentM> i like dating games
<Zeddicus> i dont
<Zeddicus> i always lose
#12321
* Joins: pSYKOSONIK (Enigma@xxx.ipt.aol.com)
<Lan> I figured he'd have a little "p".
#53949
<Rep> What do I say to my Mum when she discovers I bombed 26 days of meds in six fucking hours?
<kdogground2> Time flys when your having fun.
Comment: Yay for medication.
#10848
<Art`> Howabout you hold your racquet like your cock?
<Saccy> You mean double-handed?
#2721
<MiddleSF2> wow 80 people eh? I thought irc would be closed on x-mas eve ^_^
#19076
<Seaker> I just ate supper and then puked it up straight away, does that mean I'm balemic or whatever?
<Safire> Could be, you seen a doctor about it?
<Seaker> Wait, it was McDonalds.. does it still count.
<Safire> Oh ok no I think that's normal
#2074
<memo> Kazz, do you WANT your dick bit off? Didn't we just have an in-depth discussion earlier today on why that's not a good thing?
#307553
<@hackess> I keep losing my tea
<@Novice> hackess: That sounds like the English version of losing one's shit
#2962
[jstepka-w] it's not gay, there are several key nerve endings in your prostate
#310827
<Kyol> Oh good! My dog's found a chainsaw!
<me_tew> That's one hell of a retriever, Kyol.
#28892
<@demalavor> I finally got to try krispy kreme
<@demalavor> <3
<@demalavor> the lady there scared me though
<@demalavor> I walked in and she jumped out from the corner and was like "FREE SAMPLE YAAAAA!!"
#305241
<@Zardoz> so I left my blackberry in mun's car on wednesday only retrieved it now.
<@Zardoz> 16 missed calls! wow! I'm popular!
<@Zardoz> turns out they were all me trying to find my phone.
<@Zardoz> sigh.
#5406
*** Swish changes topic to '"I never pirated it....it was donated. by the file fairy. I put a blank CD under my pillow..."'
#306048
<Man18> friends dog had to be put down today
<Man18> i told him damn man thats ruff in a text message
<Man18> he deleted me on facebook
Comment: #gbatemp.net
#303201
GrawSith> I need a bunch of mannequin feet to store my socks on, so when i get them they're already stretchy and nice
#50265
<[WTF]ChemicalBurn> i have a pound of pepperoni sticks beside me... oh the wrath my bum will feel tomorrow
<MrGoodWrench^afk> he sticks them up his bum? :O
#48568
[07:21] <jetlag> Oh wow, Chinese cars in summer 2007.
[07:22] <jetlag> I better start saving.
[07:24] <jetlag> Ok, done.
#29337
<teekid> shooting air into my mouth with my gun gave me a headache x_x
<TiTaN> next time try a Bullet in there
Comment: irc.cheatlist.com #dcemu
#309047
<Erasmus> Just cracked my genuine copy of Windows that kept complaining at me that it was non-Genuine. So now it's non-Genuine but at least it thinks it is again.
#35796
* Bekka reads about a guy who took five years to publish his web site
<takkaria> it must have been a very slow connection
#22
<`Xenocide> Bolstered by the state of Kansas' recent measure removing the requirement for the teaching of evolution in public schools, yesterday afternoon the Mississippi legislature passed a bill eliminating fractions and decimal points from the mathematics curriculum of all public secondary schools in the state.
#2105
<RockShox> greddy is pretty high quality stuff
<RockShox> i prefer apexi exhausts tho
<ocx> for cars?
<RockShox> no for bicycles
#39011
<Shadow> 1337 translates not to leet, as many people suspect, but actually to retarded.
#119039
<Jon`> i only forwarded port 1024
<Jon`> are there more ports i need to forward?
<Astrum|Lap> all of them
<McShaggy|lap> Jon`
<McShaggy|lap> bend over, ill open your port for you
<Jon`> baby my port's already open for you
<McShaggy|lap> <3
<McShaggy|lap> i slide my meaty phallus between your hard steel man hams
<Astrum|Lap> ...
<Jon`> er,
<Jon`> yeah
<Jon`> that went just a bit far
#311366
* vens is now known as venz
<aciou> this is the internet equivalent of turning your cap backwards