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#80132
<wingnuts> ...
<wingnuts> buddy of mine had an order for a custom "rack".. the one that holds servers and shit
<wingnuts> which is odd, cause he fabricates aluminum shit...
<wingnuts> but they wanted all this heatpipe shit for all the comps
<wingnuts> and he was like "That's nice, but where does the heat go?", and the client points to this massive chunk of metal in the center of the rack with a little flap on it
<wingnuts> and says "That's where the pizza box goes. All the heat from the servers are focused on that. No pizza means the system overheats, so you gotta keep putting fresh boxes in there to absorb the radiant energy".
<wingnuts> :|
<wingnuts> Pizza powered network.
#301998
<Sohcahtoa> Why are you so obsessed with the size of my penis?
<Sohcahtoa> Do you really want to know how big it is? Fine I'll tell you.
* Quits: Sohcahtoa (Excess Flood)
#6361
<tbp> I never trusted James Earl Jones after that Vader shit.
#301880
<gmaxwell> I wouldn't be surprised if the net effect of the "don't pirate" notice is to cause a lot of people to think "wait— I could have gotten this for free?"
#53238
aK\: last night i had a dream that i was searching the internet for some dll and couldn't find it, then someone sent it to me, then i ran outside and saw a tornado, which was only about 3ft wide at the bottom, tearing towards my house, so i panicked and was trying to think WHAT TO DO WHAT TO DO because i didn't want to lose that dll, so i ran back inside and started to ftp it to my website but it was taking filezilla forever to open, then it finally did but i got scared the tornado was going to kill me, and then i woke up.
#27912
<Vexer`> i'm arabic / muslim
<Traktopel> im more muslim than you
<Vexer`> you are?
<Vexer`> YOU TERRORIST!
#29865
<parke> [Complimetary system scan] WARNING NEXT.GEN.BLASTER.WORM FOUND! VISIT http://www.microsoft-security-alert.bl.am/ for anti-virus patch.
<Plex> *Click*
<Plex> woah! thanks, that looks serious, brb, Its asking me to reboot.
#17168
<Fishfood> HAHAH
<Fishfood> BT ARGUING WITH AOL
<Fishfood> ITS LIKE BLIND FIGHTING THE BLIND!
<Funk> WITH THE RETARDED COMMENTATING
#26243
Princess Ryo: lindsay, you're not good at keeping secrets at all.
SynistraDeath: rob my dad is in here
SynistraDeath: shut up
Princess Ryo: LINDSAY
Princess Ryo: EVEN IF WE ARE OCEANS APART
Princess Ryo: I STILL WANT TO BE WITH YOU FOREVER
SynistraDeath: shut up
Princess Ryo: SEND ME MORE LETTERS
Princess Ryo: AND MORE PANTIES
SynistraDeath: ROB SHUT THE FUCK UP
Princess Ryo: PREFFERABLY SOILED PLZKTHX
#3774
<MrP-> that 40 days and 40 nights movie pisses me off... ohh can he go 40 days without sex? try 19 years!!!
<ine> i think there is an additional restriction regarding masturbation as well, MrP-
<kalani> LOL
<SprSamat> hrmm
<MrP-> oh
#903
<hypr> joo do any drugs today?
<`gb> i don't do drugs fuckface
<hypr> what is pot then
<`gb> a plant
#25641
<J{E}K> What is the best song of NIN?
<uidv6> ALL THE SILENT TRACKS ON BROKEN
#943
<SysErr0r> i'm gonna eat a box of chocolate covered strawberries then jerk off
<SysErr0r> hows THAT for romance
<hypr> only romance if you are going to caress your penis with the strawberries
#31260
DaveyHasAFetish: I hate women because I hear my mom masturbate.
#1735
(Dark_Fear) women and malls gotogether like warez and t3 connectiosn :)
#34041
<[PIT]PhillyB_workn> this is crazy:
<[PIT]PhillyB_workn> A 7-year-old boy was arrested and charged with sexually molesting a 5-year-old girl (Morristown, N.J., November). And an 8-year-old boy, accused of fondling four 7-year-old girls, agreed to enter sex-offender rehabilitation (Mount Clemens, Mich., December)
<[PIT]PhillyB_workn> And a 12-year-old girl, who was improperly touched by a 40-year-old man (resulting in his conviction for lewd conduct), was revealed by court investigators to have voluntarily performed oral sex on, or intercourse with, at least 40 men (Monterey, Calif., February).
<Uranus> dude, whats sad is that 7 year old kids are getting laid and I'm not
<[PIT]PhillyB_workn> lol Uranus
<|223|Bob|Duk> ROFL
<|223|Bob|Duk> so true...
<bleepstreet> cause he's got mad style
<ShminkyBoy> the 12 year old should be given some head doctor treatment
<bleepstreet> or a medal
#49714
<numist> no wonder you're being so nice.. I forgot that you're sick
<spb> ha
* numist gives spb some tea
<numist> its a tea kind of day
<spb> awww
<spb> christel refuses to make tea :(
<numist> she does? :o
<numist> why?
<spb> because she sucks
<numist> well thats not such a bad tradeoff
#310554
<Elena> man, an ill-fitting nazi uniform is just a disgrace. like, if you're willing to shoulder all that comes with wearing a frickin nazi uniform, don't half-ass it
<Josh> What are you, some sort of Nazi nazi?
<Elena> yes
i will totally nazi how people nazi
<Josh> I did nazi that coming.
<Elena> alright, we've hit critical godwin, that's it, shut down everything
#1038
<[Duo]> man, you guys are so not 7334
#11705
*** Joins: Nighters (mmckesso@HSE-Toronto-ppp179585.sympatico.ca)
<Temujin> NIGHT
<Temujin> Perhaps you can arbitrate this disagreement.
<Nighters> Temujin loses.
<Nighters> disagreement arbitrated.
<Temujin> GODDAMMIT
#309447
<Spark> so guys
<Spark> in animal crossing
<Spark> characters sometimes take the first letter of your name
<Spark> and make a nickname
<Spark> for example, J-dog, or H-muffin or something
<Spark> well
<Spark> my character is named nick
<Spark> and someone decided it'd be a good idea
<Spark> to call me "N-word"
#22393
* ConstipatedElderlyMan bleeds internally and dies, another silent victim of constipation
<gothik> shit happens
<Adam^> not for him.
#298648
< Dave2> h*tp://www wristbands.co.uk/wristbands-textag.htm is the bands, fwiw
< amee2k> wtf? they have wristbands that you crimp onto your arm?
< amee2k> i'd feel like a piece of ethernet cable if they did that on my arm :P
< PeanutHorst> you mean you don't feel like a piece of ethernet cable normally?
< fow> I don't. I only have one male end. I'm actually okay with that.
#20632
<Manuva> who keeps uploading the college fuckfest shit? Cause it sucks
<Minion> one of em was okay, I didn't download it from the ftp tho
<Manuva> but they're so obviously fucking staged
<Manuva> It's like they're saying "Hey this is what happens at college and you're missing it fag!"....but it's bullshit :(
<Minion> so what
<Minion> who cares if its fucking authentic
<Manuva> Me...I wanna see some bitch get clubbed in the face by a lamp and get beastfucked by 3 guys
#305565
<@meeb> HAHAHAHAH i've just accidentally shipped a commercial software build to a utility for use with 8 million customers with a 3.2mb JPG of my gf holding some flowers embedded in it by accident