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#10947
<@Drezdar> This summer I'm gonna buy a DDR pad. I figure I can kill three birds with one stone by doing this: 1) play a game, 2) exercise, 3) swear off heterosexuality for good.
#295706
Lord Adam: you know what
Lord Adam: If I feel crap
Lord Adam: I should just look at that picture of the dog in the towel
Amelia: you know
Amelia: you should show like.. bin laden that photo
Amelia: he'll just smile and say
Amelia: "You know.. the war is stupid. No more fighting - I'm getting me a dog. I already have a towel.
#898
<timmo> make me dumplings
<timmo> and some grit
<Fustard> grits*
<Fustard> grit would be dirt, tim
<timmo> no zach im watchin my weight i only want one grit
#9396
<evad> speaking of fucking sheep..
<Vod> what would you know about fucking sheep? I bet you don't even know about the making the right slits in your wellington boots to put their back legs down so they can't get away?
#57863
<Trinexx> holy shit, I finally found out why my toe hurts like hell
<Trinexx> somewhere between the computer and the bathroom, I lost a toenail
#51854
<Mark> oh yeah. so my roommate got me to sit down and play need for speed underground on the xbox. he thought it would be funny because i was drunk, so i would fuck up, and he would laugh at me. except i ended up doing better and beating a bunch of races i wasnt able to do sober.
<Mark> which means im a better driver when im drunk
<Mark> i just have to find a way to explain that to the police.
#82477
<sir_dilla> man, i suck at this game. can you give me a few pointers?
<samson> 0x3A28213A, 0x6339392C, 0x7363682E
<sir_dilla> i hate you
#146
<lux> !8ball is dickdug a f4g?
<noodles> lux, You wish.
#14631
<ne|l> hmm, think i was supposed to get married today
<pilt> i know, she just told me from under the desk.
#1482
::: .signoff@7.55p> jadel (jadel@h24-70-154-3.wp.shawcable.net); User abortion with 5 coathooks
#34201
<+Pie> i wonder if its possible to fap yourself with a 2000 watt speaker
<+Pie> ...brb
<+Death> o.O
#13489
<Chariset> Aie...got to run. Fencing.
<Chariset> Bye, all
*** Chariset has quit IRC (Quit: Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.)
#16633
<eller> i ate sushi today
<eller> i hoped that it would cure my hangover
<eller> but i just puked it up
<motardo> not good
<eller> raw fish is even more disgusting when it comes out of your mouth...
<eller> it swims in the toilet on its own.
#39245
<+DarkSpirit> This sucks.
<+DarkSpirit> I got banned from Spanish class last week.
<+DarkSpirit> We were talking about the history of Spain, and how there is a large number of Asians living there.
<+DarkSpirit> And there's some jokes made about Japanese people pronouncing their "l's," like "r's."
<+DarkSpirit> There's some laughs.
<+DarkSpirit> And then we have to do these dialogues that we wrote ourselves.
<+DarkSpirit> Which are basiclly just conversations between a group of people
<+DarkSpirit> And we have to greet eachother and such.
<+DarkSpirit> And when it comes to be our turn, I tape my eyes back, so I look Japanese.
<+ricoblue> omg ds
<+ricoblue> lol
<+DarkSpirit> I turn my back to the class, and when my friend says "Hola."
<+DarkSpirit> I spin around, and as loud as I possibly can, yell "HORA! COMO ESTASU!"
<+DarkSpirit> And do the best jump kick I've ever done in my life.
<+DarkSpirit> And that's why I can't go back to Spanish class anymore.
#34680
<@Jackb> LEXMARK SUCKS
<@Zero> no
<@Zero> i have a lexmark and it rocks
<@Zero> except when it freezes
<@Zero> and prints wrong
<@Zero> and gives errors
<@Zero> and makes me reboot
<@Zero> and locks up when turning it on
<@Zero> and eats up the ink
<@Zero> other then that
<@Zero> LEXMARK ROCKS
#4408
<MosServ> Katto: They will keep fighting, they think that dying in battle for their God is the greatest honor. But they also think they'll go to hell if they have pork in their stomach. Solution: Pork bullets.
#29054
<orphik> dialup is like the small penis of the internet
#6868
* Brooke just adores the way you people try to worm out of stuff. <G> "Could you explain it to Brooke?" "I'd love to, but I'm right in the middle of chewing my hand off."
#114060
<garsu19x3> hy
<Spitfire3292> Hi. How may I help you?
<garsu19x3> i dn undrstnd u
<Spitfire3292> o sry. wtfs ^#?@! u ned hlp
#13935
<total> fucking fantastic phone
<total> phone = movie
#3582
<duk0r> Don't forget kids, the faster you download the bigger your penis is.
#3006
<djLiKu> 8=========D
<insanelee> wow.. . is that life size?
<djLiKu> yeah
<djLiKu> if u have a 200 inch monitor
#7483
<Chrizto> 6 irc channels, 7 mailing lists, and not a damn thing is going on
#7520
<g33kk0r3> anyone know what carpet bombing is?
<vaportrail> umm...taking a crap on a vagina?
#32814
<Capaneus> I'm still on "Learn FreeBSD in 24hrs" and I've been reading it for a week.