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#41862
<edward> they said that kerry didn't show much emotion, which is the same thing they said about gore
<edward> why do they need an emotional president?
<drochaid> so that he's crying when he pushes the button
#3158
<aNuBiS-> RaMTuFF: You should know better than to drive under the influence of a hard-on
#53581
xyzzy: hey think of a band name for us
xyzzy: based on the acronym "wtf"
BahamutXero: when things fly
xyzzy: nah
BahamutXero: women throw fish
xyzzy: women throw fits
BahamutXero: worms travel fast
xyzzy: where to fuck
BahamutXero: wild teens fuck
xyzzy: woot
BahamutXero: wallabies tackle frigate
xyzzy: what the fuck...
BahamutXero: that works
#3302
<nitrifik_> I ROFL:ed :|
<nitrifik_> I need to get off IRC.
#306775
Nine: what is the most stereotypically hipster song?
Nine: preferably one that many people would recognize
#76
<MTrez> ok, about 1 million of my potential children just got introduced to some downy tissue, so im gonna sleep now, im tired
#20866
<hydro`> i had this weird dream
<hydro`> someome broke into the house
<hydro`> and changed the wallpaper on the computer and left
#53959
<Drehiel> I tried to get info on Jesus
<Drehiel> (16:13:34) -NickServ- Jesus has been forbidden and may not be registered or used.
<Drehiel> But God is allowed...
<Drehiel> Holy shit
<Drehiel> NickServ is an orthodox Jew
<Drehiel> =X
#13526
* Huz cries.
*** Huz has quit IRC (Excess Flood)
#13148
[aphr0] do hospitals let you keep the umbilical cord?
[aphr0] I'ma have my kid's cord made into a die
[aphr0] tie
[aphr0] or freeze it and tan it and make it into a cane
[aphr0] give it to my kid when he learns to walk so he can walk around and pimp bitches with his umbilical cord
#5332
<kidpiglet> is there such a thing as putting a "hit" on a dog
<kidpiglet> if so let me know whos avalible to do a "hit"
<Ph4nt0m> marinate a steak in antifreeze
<kidpiglet> yeah with my luck my hubby would go and cook it for himself
<Ph4nt0m> would that be all bad? :)
#16681
<packrat> HELP
<defected> Looks like it.
<packrat> stfu ur just a lamerz newbie i m an expert................
* defected waits for the lame question.
<packrat> k now how do i make hacker toolz wih irc
<packrat> plz
#3223
<[prefix]> hahahah
<[prefix]> I just read the funniest shit
<[prefix]> this guy's sister got her laptop stolen, so her brother broke into it and replaced the dialup phone number for the ISP to his phone #
<[prefix]> when the person dialed it up he had their name on the caller ID went over to their house, took it back, and kicked their ass
#7764
<redial> read me the contents of your q3key file and i'll tell you if the upgrade will work
<faz> my q3key says P00R 4773MP7
#295009
<airstrike> what do you reply to 'your kiss was still the best kiss i ever had'?
<airstrike> or most amazing, w/e
<MattTS> "Leave me alone dad..."
#6139
Clayton: man, i am so tired..but my bed is full of dog puke.
#201618
<@RangerRick> Mother yelling at three little well-dressed girls: Do not open that bottle of glitter! Do not! If you know glitter... (holding her arms out making a rainbow sort of gesture) Shit flies!
<@RangerRick> shit flies, indeed
<@BadMojo> Glitter is the herpes of craft supplies.
#6255
<hd> i did not have sexual relations with that couch
#6998
<enojy> im gonna tell my parents im a father so i get a present on sunday
#33785
<Mr_X> I'm bi.
<Mr_X> Bi means two chicks at the same time, right?
#3166
<myst> FYI, it wasn't true love that called earlier, it was my mom... lol
#305287
Suzuran: So my boss was talking about that 9 year old girl who got shot with the congresscritter
Suzuran: Talking about how she was young and innocent and looking at a career in politics "Totally innocent, she just wanted to know how American politics worked!"
Suzuran: And I said "Well, now she knows!"
Suzuran: and now he's mad at me.
Comment: #ShrineMaiden@ppirc
#44284
<rhyswynne> can you overclock a vibrator?
#33108
<Phaedrus> note to self, dont use the aliases page in mIRC as a note pad
#58450
<Jamie_M> my first concussion was from a giant black guy hurling me across the room
<Jamie_M> note to you all: Dont play power rangers with giant black guys