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#16237
<MadHack-> i net 4200
<MadHack-> whereas i gross 6,666.66
<MadHack-> give or take
<MadHack-> quite the beastly salary
<MadHack-> 666 666 :(
<MadHack-> well, .67 i guess, technically
* MadHack- saves his soul through rounding
#16607
<`Tenshi> ass munch.
<ibutsu> yes, I do on occaision
#27905
<plexr> do you know std c++ ?
<plexr> or is a weak understanding of VB your only strength
<ahorse_> oohhhhh he just said the equivalent of *yo momma*
#18208
<runedx2> the other day... my cat was in my lap.. and i was petting it. but then i realized there wasn't a cat in my lap. :(
#48752
<RiPz> my uni has signs up in text and in braile
<RiPz> hlf the signs re just printed though
<RiPz> so theyre's just series of dots
<RiPz> in braile configurtion
<RiPz> but its still flat
#16369
<esokitty> FUCKING A
<kitten> fuck a B it has more holes
#296967
<Pryoidain> The higher the IQ of the individual...
<Pryoidain> The more they enjoy watching a robot drive into a wall at top speed.
#142409
<`Penguinz> vagina sounds more like a sickness than a body part
<`Penguinz> "i can't come in to work today, I have vagina"
<`Penguinz> "It's all over my face!"
#302661
<Mango> Duck.
<Mango> s/D/F/
<chanbot> Mango meant: (Censored).
* chanbot was kicked from #depot by chanbot: No swearing.
<Mango> :D
#9360
<[DeViL]Hawk> dammit u sothern punk my mums rich i looked at the price list
<FanBoy|Away> er? your mum is on a price list...figures
#28300
<Volt9000> here's soemthing really mean to do to a random fat person on the street: if you're approaching them from the front, as you get near, start drifting towards them, going "woooaaaH' then start circling around them, screaming "I CANT BREAK ORBIT, CAPTAIN!!"
#28469
<jerico> Startship troopers is my favorite movie. I think I know every line. It would be sick if they made a game for it.
<darksage> You must be the anti-christ, we've been waiting for you.
#126580
<BURNING_HERO> I was looking through martial arts videos in YouTube because I like the read the comments. I saw this one that was all telling this guy he sucked because he didn't use ki energy and his video showed real ki powers and shit. So I checked it out and it was a video of him waving around at a candle to blow it out.
<BURNING_HERO> I left a comment asking how much Dragon Ball Z he watches.
<BURNING_HERO> He said: I hope to be like Kakarot in super saiyan form
#48628
<timmo> i wonder how many child slayings are actually people coming back in time
<timmo> saving us from the next hitler
#315
<rick^> guys does anyone know what runs on TCP 31337? - something is listening there
#12347
<@skold> is this going to be a 'my penis is bigger than yours' conversation? cuz i have a ruler and a camera.
#72216
Taimur: Oh man so funny story.
Taimur: I've been playing Day of Defeat a lot lately.
Taimur: One thing that annoys me about it is that whenever I switch windows, it crashes.
Taimur: So recently it's been minimizing randomly, and then crashing when I try to get back into the game.
Taimur: It was very frustrating I thought steam was just being dumb for minimizing it.
Taimur: Then I noticed something:
Taimur: I had the voicechat key bound to "alt"
Taimur: and the score key bound to "tab."
Taimur: and then I realized that my game minimizing seemed to coincide with me checking the score while talking.
#6232
* bago wants cex;
<BreeBaby> hehe...you havent had it in so long you forgot how to spell it
#7832
* rob` pokes richard.. do an ls `yes`. I dare you
[five minutes pass]
<phenyx> INIT: PANIC: segmentation violation at 0x40060fa1! sleeping for 30 seconds.
<phenyx> INIT: PANIC: segmentation violation at 0x40060fa1! sleeping for 30 seconds.
<phenyx> INIT: PANIC: segmentation violation at 0x40060fa1! sleeping for 30 seconds.
<phenyx> INIT: PANIC: segmentation violation at 0x40060fa1! sleeping for 30 seconds.
* rob` .. snickers madly
<Zibblsnrt> Ooh, neat
<phenyx> real funny.
<rob`> I didn't think anyone'd actually _do_ it.
<phenyx> I have enough money to drive to vancouver and kick your ass.
#16786
<BloodFromStone> I think my bathroom has the perfect geometry, so that no matter where or how something is dropped, it ends up in the toilet.
#26319
<maff> you know you're too much of a pothead when you stop getting weed jokes
#303208
<GauHelldragon> G-Flex
<GauHelldragon> how many cubic milliliters can you fit in a bathtub
<G-Flex> what is a cubic milliliter
<G-Flex> you're going to have to ask me in units that aren't hyperdimensional
#32042
<Kurt> :P
<Kurt> when I die, that's all I want on my grave stone
<Kurt> :P
<gumby_jd> :/
<Helleshin> somehow I'm not surprised
<Kurt> and maybe "owned" really tiny in the corner
#14357
<Farnarcle> why are you helping her to knock you?
<GruMM[GruMM[Away[GruMM]]]> coz if it is going to be done, it should be done right'
#42985
<eLe> *I* have a social life.
<zeph> LIES
<zeph> prove it
<eLe> Nah, too busy coding
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