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#42920
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<BlackDeth> fucking al gore
<BlackDeth> did a shitty job when he invtented the internet
Comment: #ramen
#5956
<@Bojangle> My mom tells me I need to get laid
#37289
(Eagle): I just watched a cock fight
(Deranged): You and your boyfriend at it again?
#11973
<Tribespr0n> oh wait
<Tribespr0n> i have an 80 gig drive full of porn
<Tribespr0n> i need to hook that up
<Tribespr0n> Dude at work, brought in an 80 gig drive full of asian porn
<Tribespr0n ok
<Tribespr0n> wtf
<Tribespr0n> this drive is part of a raid array
#34908
* ^Sn4iK throws a playstation at liberty_
* tharaka catches it, and sells it like the pawning black man he is
#595
[%proto] Master inorder to be a successful technician, one must learn proper english and grammar
[@master-] tfu
#16835
<JaYsOn``> why the fuck do i always attract gay dudes
<moonbeam> um, well you do go to gay bars
<JaYsOn``> yeah but im straight! surely theres other straight guys there
#8706
<tom_> i heard that if you walk into a fridge and close the door you cant get out again
<tom_> im sure if i got stuck in a fridge i could get out
<tom_> im gonna fuckin try it
#60728
(+Oleander) sometimes I go into gay bars just to turn men down
(+Oleander) to boost my self esteem
#34107
[reeedobs] brb...got to go poop
[Snow] I think it's written into the original IRC RFC that IRC would be a convenient way for people in different geographic regions
to communicate and keep up to date on each others' bowel movements.
[Snow] Indeed!
[Snow] RFC1459:
[Snow] Abstract
[Snow] The IRC protocol was developed over the last 4 years since it was
[Snow] first implemented as a means for users on a BBS to chat amongst
[Snow] themselves and to keep each other informed on intestinal
[Snow] minutae. Now it supports a world-wide network of servers and
[Snow] clients, and is stringing to cope with growth. Over the past 2 years,
[Snow] the average number of users connected to the main IRC network has
[Snow] grown by a factor of 10.
[Snow] J. Oikarinen & D. Reed, May 1993.
[Snow] I shit you not.
[Snow] No pun intended.
#134980
<seraph> Hm
<seraph> I just got an e-mail from a friend's mom
<seraph> subject like "Are you able to give the gift of life?"
<seraph> I think it's about a blood drive, but it never actually explicitly says so
<seraph> Highlights from body text:
<seraph> "What a great opportunity to 'visit' and catch up."
<seraph> "It takes about an hour and you get the best cookies!"
<nodoze> ...is she hot?
#44948
<@MrNoLimit> damn movies on slow ass bots
<@MrNoLimit> i wonder if i say something would they ban me
<+TimJohnson> depends on how you say it
<+TimJohnson> excuse me are there any faster bots that have X movie?
<+TimJohnson> is probably safe
<+TimJohnson> hey you dirty fuckstains your bots are slower than jesus carrying a fucking crucifix
<+TimJohnson> probably will result in a ban
<@naste> haha
<@MrNoLimit> lmfao
<@MrNoLimit> i should do that one
Quits: MrNoLimit (blah@ForGeT.vH0sTs.GeT.Vh0Es.NeT)(Quit: SvSKilled: ....Eat shit and die.)
#23879
Ubie> I'll worry about policies when I get my own intern
#7962
<ICIST> I get that warm and fuzzy feeling
<@Deth> like when you pee your pants?
<ICIST> kinda
<ICIST> more like when i shit myself
#298
<DigDug> how about i make a special back door, just for you :-)
<Amanda_> Oh, that'll work just as well
<McMoo> pen just invited you to have ass sex with him
#50945
<Erika> WTF
<Erika> I JUST TOOK MY WATCH OFF...
<Erika> TO PUT IT ON MY DESK.
<Erika> EXCEPT I PUT MY SPOON ON MY DESK AND MY WATCH IN MY CUSTARD.
<Erika> FUCK
Comment: #snoopy on irc.double0.net
#30249
<redoz> it should be illegal to release games in the middle of midterms
#19200
<etiolate> i am a lil loose tonight
<etiolate> I had a brass monkey
<etiolate> which is rum, vodka, and OJ
<IQpierce> they should call it a White Bronco
<IQpierce> because all three of those things were probably in that car
#1235
<MadHatter> omg how do I turn mirc timers off
~~~ (signoff) MadHatter ;Excess Flood
#8125
<Avatar> who are you
<harold> oh fuck off avatar. i see you've found another channel to ban n00bs in :)
<Avatar> oh good, we've met
#173329
<Trinexx> There. I have allocated two weeks' worth of vacation time, starting on September 7th.
<Apollo> September 7th? You're going on vacation the DAY that Spore comes out? wtf dude
<Trinexx> Exactly.
<Apollo> oh
<Apollo> OH!
<Apollo> Fuck, I gotta do the same D:
#2614
<wild-> i like to play this game where i see how far i can stick my arm up someone's ass before their heart stops beating
#97327
DWang: a friend of mine
DWang: used 3 minutes on his phone last month
DWang: but he got refunded 4!
DWang: the phone company apparently uses 4-byte unsigned ints
DWang: because it UNDERFLOWED
DWang: he apparently used 2^32 minutes at 10 cents a minute
DWang: so he got a bill
DWang: for $430 MILLION
#6619
<Jon^D> if I was gay and in ireland I'd score with gav
<Jon^D> he's my hero
<Jon^D> he'd probably have to be gay too mind
<arioch> those repressed homosexual tendencies are coming to the surface now
<Jon^D> I wish I was gay
#89678
<JMGonk> Seriously though, and this has bugged me for years, why aren't there robots constantly roaming the halls of CSC?
<JMGonk> We're the Computing Science department for fucks sake, WE SHOULD HAVE ROBOTS
<Digital> I am fully supportive of patrols by 7 foot tall laser-wielding tankbots with unmatched firepower and strength.
<rstoski> Someone would steal them?
<Digital> If you try and steal it, it communicates with nearby tankbots via 802.11g to plan and coordinate a tactical strike employing lethal force.
<Digital> We shall rule CSC by fear!
<rstoski> 802.11g? Digital, you're living in the past; 802.11n Draft 2.
<Digital> no, best to stay away from drafts until they're finalized. Otherwise, our current generation of kill-bots might not interoperate with future revisions.
Comment: *sigh* nerds