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#18220
<jesus_> my healing hands be drivin tha virgins wild.
#52717
-!- Vyk [~Vyk@dhcp19.public.ummu.umich.edu] has quit [Ping timeout: 198
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<@orange1> that would be vyk spilling root beer on his powerbook
Comment: he works in the cube next to mine. he yelled some might loud profanities.
#4447
<Idioteq> shit.. the zombie processes have gone chaotic on my pull parity
<happy> flip the bits, STAT
<Yoinkster> you should also vi the slackware
<thirtyseven|IGOTHEADTODAY> I get the idea that you guys might be making this shit up.
#8474
[03:01]<monkey1> at least im not on IRC at 3 AM!
#55161
<incog> i wrote an encyclopedia on paraphilias and fetishes back in 2000, but i lost it in a hd crash
<incog> climacophilia is the best
<incog> arousal by falling down stairs
<incog> like how do you notice you have that fetish?
<rolloffle> and how do you have sex while indulging it?
Comment: irc.buttes.org #cockes
#6759
<Superf0Rk> you're cute.. i'd do you :D
<Superf0Rk> i'd do my bed if it had a hole in it too but anyways..
#24427
<Pornosaur> I remember a girl showing me her boobs in kindergarten
<aeonite> Um
<aeonite> girls in kindergarten don't have boobs.
<Pornosaur> yeah tell me about it
#61053
Kat: They should make a NetFlicks for books!
Cassandra: they do
Cassandra: its called the library
#7692
<evilmarq> my fingers smell of garlic
<Rawr> Where have you been sticking them?
<evilmarq> up my arse
<Rawr> Your arse smells of garlic?
<evilmarq> yes
<Rawr> Why?
<evilmarq> i put garlic up my ass
#53153
<+Durandal> you said you'd be right back
<+r0bin> yeah
<+r0bin> An hour an ten minutes is "right"
<+Durandal> ah
<+r0bin> Espescially since my average "bbl" is three to four months
<+Durandal> heh, that's for damn sure
<+r0bin> :P
<+Durandal> of course i've been known to disappear for a year
<+Durandal> or more
<@kefx> r0bin: haha
<+r0bin> Durandal: that's my "afk"
Comment: #metawire
#306898
<KP9000> wheelchairs are awesome when you're not crippled
#23976
[+BIoNYX]: asking me if i'd go to an 8 o'clock class for any reason but a test or quiz is like asking me if i'd rather eat a piece of pizza or cut my nuts off with scissors
#60310
<DarkArchon> She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore and I'd have to quit
<DarkArchon> Then I caught her spending $65.00 on make-up.
<DarkArchon> I asked how come I had to give up stuff and she didn't.
<DarkArchon> She said she needed the make-up to look pretty for me.
<DarkArchon> I told her that was what the beer was for.
<DarkArchon> I don't think she's coming back....
Comment: irc.archspace.org 6666 #archspace
#15360
<FunG> i dunno how anyone thats smart could put up with your opinionated and pretentious ass. if i were locked in a room with you for 10 minutes id stab myself in the face. id have to before your personality oozed all over me and make me second in command of the idiot ship.
#10510
<quatoria> it was high-larious
<Acheron> wait...you mean you were high at the time and thought it was
funny?
<hep> high "at the time?"
<hep> this implies a state of non-highness at some point
<hep> :>
#234739
< pegwole> hrm it's 64 degrees out
< Kajarii> cool
< pegwole> is it bad that when i read that i wanted to put a k on the end of 64?
< pegwole> god i'm such a geek
< Kajarii> Yeah, I'd have worried even more if you'd said it was 0x40 degrees out.
Comment: #linuxcranks
#42142
<Jet_Solo> Did I miss anything interesting?
<Asiina> God was in here
<Asiina> everyone in here got a "get into heaven free" card
<Asiina> he told us that everyone else was screwed
<Asiina> then he left
<Asiina> it was pretty sweet
#54568
<jkl> "This pornography-related article is a stub. You can help Wikipedia by expanding it."
<jkl> That's the worst pickup line ever.
#39708
GS_TheProf on a motivation scale of 1 to 10
GS_TheProf im at weed
#70953
<Rjx> transcribing the parts of my journals for the last year that i can actually decipher
<Rjx> i think a lot of this is going to remain a mystery forever
<Rjx> "She might not be a slut. Maybe she just fell down a naked man mountain and forgot to close her legs before she hit the ground."
Comment: #geekissues
#6560
<mistress> no throw nice laptops against wall. p2-233, 192mb ram.
<mistress> (thats his. mine's a p200 with 32mb of ram.
<mistress> maybe his is a 266. i forget. but i remember what video chipset it uses.
<mistress> i guess its up to a girl to know a man's hardware better than he does.
#255470
(+ShinSR71) if i commit suicide i would probably dress up as someone from Naruto to get the show banned
#267642
<Rowan> [link to image of girl]
<Rowan> that be her
<art0rz> i would hit it
<Rowan> you'd hit anything that moves
<Rowan> or probably preferably, can't move
#7265
<Daemon_> thak you for replying I dont know what is daemon or who is daemon explain
<Daemon_> to me who is or what is...sometimes Inotice you are the one who return the
<Daemon_> mail for some reasons.....I want to know who or what daemon is..thak you
#250200
<SirPNut> look, given the choice between turning off the internet router, and turning off the life support machine for a loved one.. who here wouldn't choose to leave the router plugged in ?
<+Marticus> SirPNut: you just said the same thing twice, i dont understand
Comment: #peeringsa