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#18957
<Randomman> I would'nt be late for work so often if only my cock would go off on fuckin time for once.
*** Randomman has quit IRC (Shut up. Shut up. Shut up.)
#8732
<LordBlink> i once made out with a picture of the sorceress
<LordBlink> does that make me lame?
#77882
<@CMK> If you kill ten people in Halo, you're pretty good. If you kill ten people in Doom, holy shit! If you kill ten people in Quake, totally awesome! If you kill ten people in Counterstrike, it's [kicked by console].
#295905
<Mario> Shooter: I eat pieces of *cake* like you for breakfast.
<Mario> Happy: You eat pieces of *cake* for breakfast?
<Mario> Shooter: ...no.
<Mario> god I hate censorship
#5548
<CoMBo> man i got 12 hrs of sleep about to come in a couple minutes
<vermifuge> you sleep 12 hours everyday ?
<CoMBo> yeah give or take an hour
<vermifuge> i hope thats fucking canadian hours
<CoMBo> main reason why i didn't do good in my grade 13
<CoMBo> i think thats why i look so young, and skinny
<CoMBo> cuz i get so much rest
<|]resta> or it could be the HIV
#42219
<tJmarshal> heh so hes like "you interested in a best buy card?" and in all "no ive got one" and he all comes back with "oh yeah? whats the number? ill punch it in"
<northdeer> rofl you got pwned then hun
<tJmarshal> mom, dont ever use that term again. please.
Comment: www.tcts.ws, #teenchat, Undernet
#38302
<+kirk> I DISCOVERED A STRING OF ASCII CHARACTERS THAT WILL MAKE ALL YOUR COCKS BREAK OUT IN WARTS IF YOU SEE IT
<+kirk> DO WHAT I SAY OR I PRINT IT OUT
» mode/#GNAA [+m] by Pi
» mode/#GNAA [-vo kirk kirk] by Pi
<@Pi> can't print out a damn thing now
#4218
(CamelToe) did I ever tell you I have a CAT-5 outlet in my downstairs bathroom, so I can chat while I poo
(Q`) A friend of mine has a "pleestation"
(Q`) "plee" meaning bathroom
(Q`) It's a pc with fast internet connection, games etc... right in front of the toilet
(Q`) :-P
(CamelToe) so I guess if you're playing a game such as Undying, you can really scare the shit out of yourself
(Q`) Hahaha
#3076
<foolsCAP> how much is an abortion? i want to get my girlfriend a gift certificate for one for valentines day
#185231
<Valtieri> Hey, guess what. I just pirated an mp3 of "Finish What Ya Started"
<Valtieri> The last 30 seconds are cut off
#56019
<@Stupid> Children need to feel secure, so strap them down whenever possible.
#29930
<PigsCantFly> whats the most you've wanked in one day?
<SteamedHams> 5 guys
#8539
<teste_fly> wish me luck on my date tonihgt guys
* aquacavi crosses fingers
* dr_rotcod crosses his penises
<teste_fly> :0
<aquacavi> the secret is out ladies and gentlemen
#36277
<O-3> is IRC internet-based?
#139339
<Iced_Plasma> I was at work at the retirement community
<Iced_Plasma> and some old guy is talking to me about religion
<Iced_Plasma> and he looks aty me and says
<Iced_Plasma> "When do you think Jesus will come?"
<Iced_Plasma> and I said
<Iced_Plasma> "When he climaxes"
<Iced_Plasma> and he just stared at me in shock and rage
#4839
<Soronel> Just so everyone knows, if a life suddenly appears, I have dibs
<Soronel> I'm not likely to get one otherwise
#3565
<DMC[tiky]> talon: and dont get me started on your little "provicative" look in the bottom of the picture
<DMC[tiky]> look like someone put ginger ale in your vagina and you are like 'you silly little kitten'
*** DMC[tiky] was kicked by _Talon_ (God, you are so annoying)
*** DMC[tiky] (hi@pcp800792pcs.nrockv01.md.comcast.net) has joined
<DMC[tiky]> haha
<DMC[tiky]> talon is frustrated with my dmc face
#28324
<FireEgl> so hurngy =(
<tito> why don't you eat your dick?
<tito> heh
<FireEgl> I need something more filling.
#301950
PartyGirl1450981: I set VLC to always look for subtitle files and use them for the corresponding videos
PartyGirl1450981: and I set it to always use the english subs for Damnatus
PartyGirl1450981: so the bob ross video I'm watching is slightly grim dark
PartyGirl1450981: hes talking about a beautiful blue color to start off with
PartyGirl1450981: and the subs are talking about how the universe has devolved into a hell of eternal war
PartyGirl1450981: I muted it for extra lols
PartyGirl1450981: and he's painting a cloud into the sky
PartyGirl1450981: "HUMANITY HAS NO ALTERNATIVE"
#16564
<billyblacktop> yo yo yo, sup my niggas?
<jimmy2toes> your not black
<billyblacktop> how do you know that?
<jimmy2toes> I hacked your webcam, and now I can see you
<billyblacktop> yeah right you cant do that
<jimmy2toes> I can and I did.
<billyblacktop> ok then what color hair do I have
<jimmy2toes> Hmmm, let me zoom in a bit. Blonde, and you are white, about 6' 2", your room has an emenim poster and your bedspread is yellow and blue.
<billyblacktop> holy fuck man im telling the cops
Quits: {billyblacktop} (billyb@235.253.473.232) (Quit:)
<jimmy2toes> LMAO, that was a friend of mine, I just set up his comp today, and showed him mirc, he doesnt know my nick, what a fat tool!!!
<nellcarterlookalike> A fat tool indeed.
#310374
<@DigDug> whoa, adobe is dropping flash linux support
<@|silicon> I say we go to their house and wreck up the place
<@DigDug> i say we send them a cake
<@DigDug> maybe they'll drop mac and win support too
#32392
* Kaelic waves
* Orca sine waves
* Alien cosinetan waves
* Alric tangents
* EdorFaus (sine+2*cosine)/3 waves
* Kaelic facepalms
#16081
<McBob> THIS ROOM LACKS FUNNY
<Stickman_Retard> lol
<McBob> IT CANT HAVE FUNNY IF YOU SAY LOL TO "THIS ROOM LACKS FUNNY"
#8506
<aversion> i was takin a dump today in the stalls
<aversion> and someone stuck their dick through a hole
<aversion> i didnt even get to finish
#304564
<nwg> any experience with drag events in JS?
<Mortchek> well last night I *was* wearing a skirt while coding