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#11888
<sparks> got the house to myself for the evening
<Robert> bbl
<Robert> hehe enjoy ;)
<sparks> guess I'll invite a bunch of friends over and have a party and play rap music
<sparks> by which I mean I'll order a pizza and nair my legs
#7038
<casss> divX runs slightly jittery on comp
<casss> is that cause of vid card?
<JtHMx> it's cuz you're gy
<sirg> but how does the codec know that?
<JtHMx> it's magic
<sirg> very cool!
* sirg is way impressed
#24048
<RS-Jack> this place is like a bowl of cereal, full of fruits and nuts
#61270
<Chrisid> so where does the hacker community hang out
<sdouble> aol
#59651
<qozi> Mmkay. Let this be a lesson to ya all
<qozi> getting piss drunk and playing with the flyback on a CRT is NOT the way to a "fun night".
<qozi> Although it is entirely entertaining to see people getting eletrozapped with enough force to clear several meters backwards
<qozi> such is NOT entertaining when it's your turn and you happen to be the only one bare-footed standing on wet grass outside.
<qozi> On the positive side, ether my body is still in shock, or running 20kVolts across your skin is a good way to prevent handovers, although my feet are still completly numb and unresponsive this wonderful morning.
Comment: Aftermath of a party at the electronics repair shop
#794
<ckx> part of the problem with christains
<ckx> is they're so gullible
<DigDug> ckx: isn't that why they're christians in the first place?
<ckx> heh good point
#307034
<Stormgren> Also, these things have rogue AP mitigation strategies, mostly involving telling the rogue to STFU over and over.
<c0nsumer> cisco's got some darned slick stuff for doing campus wireless
<Stormgren> Yeah, and I was off, it's worse than that.
<Stormgren> If told to contain a rogue AP, it DoSes the clients to death
<Stormgren> We could have some fun experimenting with this
<melstav> that's.... useful
<Stormgren> It basically sends deauth and deassociate messages to the rogue's detected clients.
<melstav> better that than trying to flood 'em
<Stormgren> I now really want to set up a 802.11g raw-frame capture and watch this in action. I never get to play with this functionality at work at that level.
<melstav> wait. the upstream network can tell an arbitrary wlan router to deauth a client? or is it telling the nic to disconnect?
<Stormgren> melstav, it's blowing frames out of the radios
<myself248> Stormgren: If one were to drop one of those APs in a bucket with 48v worth of batteries, would it run standalone and just keel, keeel, keeeeeeel anything that moves?
<Stormgren> Good question
<myself248> I think I smell a new sport.
<myself248> Because occasional deauth frames would consume less power than active jamming, AND be part-15 compliant, to boot.
<Stormgren> As far as I know, you need a controller
<myself248> Damn. that's harder to strap onto a stationkeeping quadcopter.
<myself248> DEAUTH FROM ABOVE
#5522
<lerk> yeah, fat girls are fun sometimes
<lerk> especially doggie style
<fate-> slap em and ride the waves
#36317
TheGreenBastard: Similar type of story....I work at a garage. This car came in, and this 'person' came into the office looking for the key to the bathroom. Neither my boss or I could tell if it was a man or a woman. Seriously....fat, shaped like a barrel, jowls, no normal boobs, middle timbre voice.
So we put both keys on the counter and acted busy.....and looked at which key was left on the counter...it was a woman!![/
#60729
<c-rOCK> you cant give blood if youve had buttsex with a man since 1976 though doesnt that disqualify you
<Catcher> haha
<Catcher> giving or receiving?
<jestuh> busted.
<Catcher> DAMN
#23871
<@SJr> You know since bash has gone down, I have gotten a girlfriend, started eating right, and started actually trying in school, I have an essay do and I actually started working on it?
<@magtec> sjr, you know bash is back up right?
<@SJr> *sigh* there goes my future...
#30861
<madsic> I used to give my cell phone #
<madsic> when I took channels
<madsic> topic "wanna cry? call 514-XXX-XXXX"
<madsic> people would call
<madsic> and like
<madsic> Ive been working on this channel for years
<madsic> you are ruining it
<mp`> hahahahhahahhahaha
#301603
<Two9A> Slashdot has a good analogy. "C/C++ coders are tank commanders: close to the action, in deep. PHP is like a UCAV pilot: much the same firepower, but sitting in a comfy chair with coffee to hand. Python is an F-22 pilot: in the arena, but removed from the ground."
<Two9A> Any additions?
<haro> php is more like anti-satellite warfare, it's good for aiming at the stars but only leaves a mess of debris in its' wake
#254
<myhero> I wish I could just poop all day long
#4218
(CamelToe) did I ever tell you I have a CAT-5 outlet in my downstairs bathroom, so I can chat while I poo
(Q`) A friend of mine has a "pleestation"
(Q`) "plee" meaning bathroom
(Q`) It's a pc with fast internet connection, games etc... right in front of the toilet
(Q`) :-P
(CamelToe) so I guess if you're playing a game such as Undying, you can really scare the shit out of yourself
(Q`) Hahaha
#19710
SpinalArchitect: OMG WUT R U GAY?
cochese04: Naw, I just sleep with guys to remind myself of how much I hate it
#21364
<wormie> go to a junk yard
<wormie> get an old car that runs
<wormie> give the fat guy workin there 20 bucks for it
<wormie> drive it into the store as deep in as you can
<wormie> hop out
<wormie> and when everyones running away
<ubergamer> LOL
<wormie> go grab a cd key :)
#70187
<Genocidal> belts are for losers
<Genocidal> :D
<Buck> and for kids who don't listen to their parents
#51642
<Pentavite> i need help with my programming class
<Pentavite> what's an execution error?
<GenericLoser> It's when you kill the wrong person.
#36313
<@root66> i used to be high on life
<@root66> then i developed a tolerance
<@root66> before I knew it
<@root66> instead of seizing the day
<@root66> i was seizing 3, 4 days
<@root66> even a week
<@root66> just to cop the same buzz
Comment: #maddox on WhatNET, while discussing LSA
#37678
(SherP) damn
(SherP) i just got head
(SherP) :-D
(SabrWolf) that trick with the cat food worked ?
(SherP) ?
(SherP) die
Comment: sherp is a tool
#32540
<gdh> Does the name 'Pavlov' ring a bell with anyone?
<cpufreak> sounds russian
<gdh> You missed the joke, dear :)
<cpufreak> explain.
#69917
<RuneCaster> I also hate people that walk up behind you and say something that sounds like the trigger to a conversation directed at you
<RuneCaster> Then you turn around and they're talking to a product from the store
<RuneCaster> "Well look who it is!" (I turn around) "Wha?"
<RuneCaster> and numbnuts is talking to Steven Seagal on the front of a dvd cover.
#14439
<AmaroK> LoL, this quote thing is probly the best bed time reading matterial since the bible
<AmaroK> Infact, im some satisfied i might even have a ciggarette now
#296772
<Kayeffem|wrkin> so i got a good story for all of you
<Kayeffem|wrkin> yesterday the supreme bitch brought in her home laptop because i needed to set it up for remote access
<Kayeffem|wrkin> while it was here she decided to bitch about how the screen isnt used up all the way and there are spaces on the sides
<Kayeffem|wrkin> now this is a 17" widescreen laptop
<Kayeffem|wrkin> and it's being used at the max widescreen resolution
<Kayeffem|wrkin> as i play around with it i notice that there's nothing wrong and the screen is just fine
<Kayeffem|wrkin> so she tells me to goto the internet and goto a webpage
<Kayeffem|wrkin> where i find out her real problem
<Kayeffem|wrkin> the websites that she likes to visit dont expand to fit multiple resolutions
<Kayeffem|wrkin> thus causing empty space to the left and right of the main webpage
<Kayeffem|wrkin> now apparently this is a big enough problem for her that she's going to purchase a second laptop that's smaller
<Kayeffem|wrkin> so that the websites will take up the full screen with no gaps
<JackWat|Lap> HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
<JackWat|Lap> Kayeffem|wrkin: thats fuckin crazy
<Adam^2> crazy bitch is crazy
<Kayeffem|wrkin> yea, i almost asked her if she was fucking with me