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#8350
<Chubbzilla|UC> AVATARS
<Chubbzilla|UC> OMG NO
<Chubbzilla|UC> THEY WILL USE UP MY UNLIMITED BANDWIDTH
<Boko> ok
<Boko> i'll turn them off then
#4643
<KyleAFK> YESSSSSSSS; got it working
<Const> Your penis?
<KyleAFK> YESSSSSSS!
#3474
<@Catgirl> The three stages of Catgirl hating: #1) "FUCK YOU I'M RIGHT YOU'RE WRONG" #2) "FUCK YOU I BET YOU'RE NOT A GIRL" #3) "FUCK YOU" *ban* PM: "I'd like to fuck you."
#29223
<zim> I can't look at the words "Windows XP" and not think that Microsoft are sticking their tongue out at us
#9587
<Lloyddy> Can anyone tell me what sex feels like? My friend wants to know
#146969
<Trinexx> a GM was playing hide and seek with us, right?
<Trinexx> offering a massive prize to whoever found her first
<Trinexx> so I reported a bug
<Trinexx> she summoned me to her so I could explain
<Trinexx> I just grinned and said "Found ya."
<Armada> Did you win?
<Trinexx> No, she sapped me and kicked me off the server.
#29112
<Dekkon> i wonder what it takes to join the cia
<Ken-wr0k> suck a lot of dick
<Dekkon> then your mom must be way up there in the ranks
#259327
<+Nohc> I feel like playing video games\
<+Nohc> but I have too much work
<+aero> Has that stopped you before?
<+Nohc> good point
#300820
Dave: what's the site
Dave: that if someone asks about something
Dave: it types in the subject into google for you
Dave: showing you how to do it
... Time passes ...
Dave: who would have ever thought that it's called
Dave: let me google that for you
#224084
<hci> life lesson: never perform oral sex before visiting the dentist without brushing your teeth first. especially if you're dating the dentist's daughter
#4198
<RevQuixo> i want a mario game where you do actual plumbing
<RevQuixo> oh, did i mention i was gay?
#2923
<michael-> shut up
<michael-> i sucked a lot of cock to get where i am today
<kisama> heh
<kisama> at least you got to suck cock and not be ass raped like the rest of us
#31313
* Joins: msft (swi@3155232f.22cbf9e3.client2.attbi.com)
* Gargoyle sets mode: +v msft
<+Mike> oh jeez. Microsoft is in here
<+Mike> y'all hide those corp copies of XP!
#2507
<briansex> i am sliding my hand up your leg what do u do?
<sully> I tell you I'm a guy?
#16408
<Hexboy>I have a good idea.
*Hexboy Stares at the wall
#29383
<Dekkon> i used to deliver pizza
<maff> i used to deliver pizza from the box to my mouth
Comment: #geekissues
#8997
<ChibiLion> i think girls should have the right to show as much or as little of their own body as they want..
<EnZeRuMei> so if there any girls in this nice yet weird chan PLEASE for men's sake DONT EVEN PUT CLOTHES ON ( thongs allowed ) ( Only pretty girls )
<ChibiLion> thats not what i ment >.<
#294694
<Englishbob> "We need to incorporate everything fun, great and functional about the 21st century"
<Englishbob> "This, my friends, is a USB rocket glitter lamp"
#3510
<Demamas> RAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWR! *explodes*
<Nyphur> BAD! NO BONE FOR Demamas! BACK IN YOUR CAGE !!
*** Signoff: Demamas (Ping timeout)
<Nyphur> oops
<Nyphur> I forgot I left his cage off the server
#640
<Techbert> What does 'goatse' mean, anyway?
#16253
(neruaL) my mom's computer
(neruaL) just said "hey baby, you've got mail" in some seductive male voice
#8159
<Naivete> HE HAS NO FEELINGS
<Naivete> HE IS JUST A GIANT ROBOT WITH A PULSING 8" COCK
<Sky> TRANSFORMER PORN!!! NOW WE"RE TALKING!
#15750
<beaker> > MR IP MASTER : OURS FIREWALLS WERE DETECTING A LOT OF TRYINGS TO
VIOLATE
<beaker> > THE SECURITY OF OURS SYSTEMS FROM THE NEXT IP UNDER YOUR DOMAIN
<beaker> > ADMINISTRATOR
<beaker> >
<beaker> > WE WAIT FOR AN INMEDIATLY SOLUTION
#3239
<BuSteR> afk my eyes are bleeding from this intense conversation
#43636
<JibberJim> Pope buried in St Peter's crypt
<JibberJim> Isn't that a bit unfair on St Peter?
<JibberJim> making them share like that?
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