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#131840
<MartinRandom> Creepier yet the only japanese I know is how to say hello, goodbye, and how to respond when being raped
Comment: #raspberryheaven
#21072
<eva> hey when will i be able to buy the matrix phone
<eva> cause i am definetly buying that
<Potrod> What's the matrix phone?
<NuttO> It's an ugly piece of shit made by Samsung
<Potrod> What does it look like?
<NuttO> Imagine a brick, now keep imagining a brick and call it a phone.
<eva> whatever dudes, youll all be green with jealousy from all that matrix code running down your face while i clik it open and ask my mom to borrow the car
#302087
<pokoko222> are you guys allowed graphing calculators on exams?
<amine> no
* Kage is
* dx is not
<pokoko222> why i dont get it
<pokoko222> it is dumb
<dx> It depends on the exam
<pokoko222> why waste time finding 6 points when i can just push a button
<lament> that's my perspective on foreplay
#14608
<[ryan]> jack i have more mariokart hours than your airline pilot has flight hours on flights
<class> hours or not
<class> ill let my shells do the talking
<class> and your ass do the eating
<[ryan]> in a pure race i'd own you
<[ryan]> weapons only make things more complicated
<class> thats like saying 'when you take the hard element out of the game I ROCK
#32415
<Raist> anyway.. gotta go to the vet
<Raist> see whats up with my dong's eye
<Raist> er
<somniloquy> O_O
<Raist> X.x
<Raist> dog
#311440
< hydrocat> Hello, I need some insight on asyncio's run_forever()
< o11c> hydrocat: if it is correctly named, it is a limited solution for the halting problem
#17271
<Tetrad> the program I just wrote 1) compiled the first time without any errors and 2) worked like it was supposed to
<Tetrad> I don't know whether to be proud or scared to death
#29560
* @o_0 does some cool skateboard tricks
* +LobsterOctopus skates with jb
<+LobsterOctopus> im pooped, lets go get some fruity trix!
<@o_0> ok, theyre so delicious and theyre shaped like fruits, i cant resist.
<Trix Rabbit> bwahaha with this clever disguise, trix will be my prize!
*** Trix_Rabbit is now known as `Percyval
* `Percyval does some crazyyy zoom zoom skateboard stunts
<@o_0> damn percys tearing it up
* +LobsterOctopus calls percy out "yo, you got some hot moves brutha, want some trix?"
* `Percyval screams out "AT LAST THE COLOR FRUITY BREAKFAST OF TRIX IS MINE!!!"
* `Percyval crashes on skateboard
<@o_0> look!!! hes not teh percy!! hes teh silly rabbit!!!
<`Percyval> WGF!!!!! NO!!!!
*** `Percyval is now known as Trix_Rabbit
*** o_0 sets mode: +b *!*@social.rr.com
*** Trix_Rabbit was kicked by o_0 (silly rabbit, trix are for kids!)
#27379
<Dareon> It hasn't loaded all the way yet, but there better be a schoolgirl at the end of those tentacles.
<Dareon> ...Wrong window. >_<
<Zephy> lmao
#74613
<catinabox> i can't help being annoying
-- rmuser has kicked catinabox from #albinoblacksheep (I can)
Comment: irc.lcirc.net #albinoblacksheep
#16590
<setuid_w00t> KT: and you act like you're six
<KT> setuid_w00t: how else is a 21 yr old supposed to act like?!
<setuid_w00t> don't ask me, I'm only 20
#300964
<Decline> how do I stop being in insert mode, al?
<Sebas> Pull your pants up.
#31202
<^Fizban^> I had a friend in college that wrote perl poems all the time
<^Fizban^> Guy was nutz
<^Fizban^> our $life = \$love and $togetherness;
<^Fizban^> and: foreach my $sweet (@first) {
<^Fizban^> little: until ($we . $met) { last 'and' }
<^Fizban^> }
<^Fizban^> if ($now . $we) { goto marry; $we . $shall }
<^Fizban^> bless our $life, More;
<osmaker> that's kinda sadish
<^Fizban^> warn "behave";
<^Fizban^> if (ignored) {
<^Fizban^> select paddle;
<^Fizban^> listen (protests, pleading);
<^Fizban^> shift overknee;
<^Fizban^> until (bottom == red) {use paddle};
<^Fizban^> study;
<^Fizban^> require apology;
<^Fizban^> if (no) redo;
#7984
<@primig> why is duct tape like the force
<@primig> it has a dark and a light side
<@primig> and it holdes the universe together
#37005
<@Jedi> <@TheZEEness> SHIT ON AN OVEN
<@Jedi> i wonder what kind of amazing stench you could make shitting in an oven and then cranking it up to 450
<@TheZEEness> I wonder if at a certain tempurature, shit starts smelling like flowers
<@Jedi> fly me to your house, i'll shit in your oven...
<@TheZEEness> That sounds like a horrible cover of that Sinatra song
<@TheZEEness> FFLLLLYYYYY me to your house, so I maaayyy shit upon your oven
#3524
<Ouroboros> Has anyone ever logged into dev0n's FTP?
<Affe> ouro: that some kind of sexual innuendo?
<xpander> is that a euphemism?
<Ouroboros> Possibly
<Ouroboros> Shhh
<Ouroboros> I try to be subtle about these things.
<Affe> in that case, i 'log into dev0ns ftp' all the time
<Ouroboros> Yeah, she gave me her "login" but she won't reply to my "/msgs"
<Affe> dude i had 'sex' with her in the 'butt' the other day
<Affe> oh wait
<Affe> we're being subtle
#304159
elocin says: find someone on the internet. YAHOO ANSWER THAT SHIT
bryan says: theres a fucking hamster in a kimono on the homepage of yahoo answers and you expect me to trust this as a viable source of information
#294656
<drac> I was in a public restroom today and the box that contains the toilet paper rolls has a side that can't be seen until you're sitting down
<drac> so I wrote "I pissed all over the toilet seat" on there
#81636
<wasabi> 0_0
<wasabi> gonna be one fucker of a day
<jeeb> howso?
<wasabi> walked past the server room...
<wasabi> The boss was sitting in there with a box of sphagetti noodles...
<wasabi> slowly pushing one in at a time into the server fan on an old P3 system
<wasabi> giggling like a school girl while the fan made this horrendously loud, high-pitched sawing sound
<wasabi> noodle shrapnel flying back at his black suite (covered in it)
<wasabi> That's why...
<jeeb> 0_0
#60563
(discussing previous workplace)
47: my boss used to work for them. he hates the place
47: so we have something in common
Bubbles: haha
47: i liked the hot chicks though
Bubbles: well you have to steal all their business and take their hot bitches
47: yeah man
47: i'll be the Viking of computer repair
47: ME 47! ME REMOVE MALWARE! ME DIAGNOSE MEMORY FAULT! GIVE ME YOUR BITCHES! *club*
#61630
<Squibby> our old CEO's wife had business cards printed out
<Squibby> CEE
<Squibby> Chief Executive of Everything
<Squibby> and whens she first told me what it meant
<Squibby> I laughed
<Squibby> and she didn't appreciate it because she was dead serious.
#24735
@Kovac: Kinda, but thats because when I got hard the teacher was completely useless to ask for help
@Kovac: And then I kinda gave up after a point
@Kovac: I actually started off really well but then I guess I got over confident
Bnonn: you got hard in programming..and asked the teacher for "help"..?
#3318
<@Epyon[UOPG]> Giren's Greed is being remade on PS2
* @Epyon[UOPG] faints
*** Joins: Buster
<Nomadic_Dragon> What was it for originally?
<Buster> self-arousal
<Buster> im pretty sure.
#50369
<molo> penis
<treb> whats the plural of penis? is it peni?
<kroggy> gang rape.
Comment: #homeworld
#4623
<lunargirl> Without Uncle Freddy we have to rely on our dildo supply.
<lunargirl> Which dwindles everyday.
<lunargirl> But it's ok, we have a special robot made for us.
<lunargirl> Out of dildos.
<lunargirl> THE PERPETUAL DILDO MACHINE.
<lunargirl> Hello?