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#150312
Amul Muzz said:
Why do I get the feeling that this is really a mob, just waiting for someone to say something they do not agree with?
chrismjr said:
That's the best description for the internet I've ever heard
#2415
<Dude> did ya hear poland bought 5000 septic tanks?
<DatDawg> why?
<Dude> as soon as the figure out how to drive them there invading russia
#59780
<Toba> how can you be decidedly and forcefully indifferent?
<est> I DON'T CARE
Comment: #qc
#89351
<TrevorParscal> when she turns 3.14159265 we are throwing her a PI birthday party...
#39984
(Nick): nobody believed about my abs, so I took a pic of it.. nobody thinks I have a nice sized penis.. so do I have to prove you wrong again?
(Deranged): Exactly how far does your camera zoom?
#299616
xplicitbruno: can someone tell me whats wrong with this : $sql_table_teams = $table_prefix."teams"
Mango: Missing semicolon.
xplicitbruno: Mango can u tell me where exactly or just correct the line i typed above ( i am new at this so dont know much yet )
Mango: At the end of the line.
xplicitbruno: like this
xplicitbruno: $sql_table_teams = $table_prefix."teams"]
Mango: Oh, wow. I don't know what to say to that one
Mango: I was going to give you the link to a page of PHP tips for newbies but I think you may need more help than I can offer.
#299613
<Stormscape> Yo dawg we heard you like Macs so we only put one pedal in your car
#5869
<Synoptica> holy fuck
<Synoptica> i like
<Synoptica> almost swallowed an aaa battery
<Synoptica> (dont ask)
#26322
<Derek> i got gforce 2 ti 64 meg tv out :D
<Death_Mageorz> oooh
<Death_Mageorz> i want a tv out
<Death_Mageorz> so bad
<Death_Mageorz> so i can record shows
#303934
< niekie> Someone said to someone else "There's a hole in your shirt."
< niekie> That was just the perfect moment for me to say "That's better than the other way around."
#34036
<smithers> do what the chinese do
<CFC|Laptop> shoot stray animals and cook them?
Comment: irc.bordem.net - #whathappen
#17258
<Rzrshrp8> and they told this kid that they were gonna have a fapping contest and whoever comes first wins....they all turned the lights out and started making sounds, then turned the lights on and only the kid they played the trick on was doing it
#3327
<Pluton> what extension is an Adobe eBook?
<feerit> .gay
#46314
Jaeger2288: well its tired ok im late
longlivemarneus: lol
Jaeger2288: or whatever i meant to say just then
#221161
<@mikesch> the woman sitting across from me has a weird tinyhand.
<@mikesch> with the same french manicure that her other, regular, hand has.
<@jop> are you picturing it around your cock
<@mikesch> I am now, you fucker.
#296040
<Quaze> Yo momma is such a slut, if she were a collection class, her insert method would be public!
#11632
<Pod-Matey> Dod is great
<Hydrac7> I've always disliked the hand models on DoD
<Pod-Matey> Hydrac, not everyone has soft and supple hands
<Hydrac7> Pod-Matey: I get it from frequent masturbation with hand lotion.
<Pod-Matey> Hydrac, I was going to mention something of the like, but I see you've already explained more than I ever could
#31021
<Drunken_master> A brief question, please
<nomad> yes?
<nomad> I hope that was brief enough
#309708
* Mich is now known as mich
<TB> Little mich
<TB> I don't understand the need to change from M to m
<Tibby> he ran into a goomba
#26267
<@somegrrl> i'm 14
<@Blaxthos> somegrrl: will you come help me find my puppy ?
#61180
* Joins: redryan_
<Trinexx> ryan! :D
<Trinexx> dude, where you been at?
<redryan_> man, I have no fucking idea. I went outside to get the mail, next thing I know I've got a job and a social life
#135435
<ZALOAWAY> .
<ie|Stacks> good point
#1565
<metroid23> i ask for whole milk and people look at me like i wanna suck it right off the cow or something
#304174
<Spance> "Certainly Java got a lot right - its used by 10 million developers."
<Spance> THERE ARE 350-500 MILLION CASES OF MALARIA A YEAR
<\> are you arguing that malaria isn't successful?
#34219
<domenow> I'm gripping your cock hard
<ThAtGuy> i'm feeling your breasts
<ThAtGuy> my dick is getting really hard now
<domenow> yeah, mine too
<domenow> I mean... err.