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#34174
<Guyp> my mom wont let me go to the gym
<Guyp> she thinks i'll look at girls and my mind will be sinning ;[
<Guyp> so i think i'll ask her if a gay gym is ok :>
#152643
<4threich> i must be getting old
<4threich> i just farted and it smells like i remember my dad's farts smelling when i was a kid
#5699
<Thrash|Zzz> YAY HARRY POTTER ON DVD
<Khross{killme}> O_O
<Khross{killme}> I WILL BE BACK SHORTLY
<Khross{killme}> Oh wait I'm heterosexual.
#13063
<hawker> just grab a gun then...
<hawker> end ur misery...
<TomServo> shooting my boss?
<TomServo> good idea
#9151
<Deke> i figure if I can eat in a country, I speak the language well enough
#296664
< carbine> Go act mature somewhere else. This is the internet buddy.
#6996
<Javi> a gijoe game would suck
<Javi> cause nobody ever dies
#13457
<bugg> hrm
<bugg> $280 million jackpot
<bugg> that's enough to give every man, woman, and child in the nation one million dollars
#20494
TheTrazzster: listening to Ludacris is the musical equivalent of eating shit.
#9169
[Modnar] 3y3 0wnz j00
[TMBG37] n0 j00 d0n7
[Modnar] dude, i've got the inv0ice right here
#38690
<Cynic> wtf...
<Cynic> My mouse just turned off
<Cynic> WHAT THE HELL
<Cynic> HAHAHA
<Cynic> Tooltip: One of the USB devices connected to your system has malfunctioned. CLICK THIS DIALOG BOX for information on how to solve this problem.
<Cynic> <3 Windows XP
#9343
<ShaneBe> i think i just realized what i have been doing wrong with my life.
<ShaneBe> i make goals... but the goals are things like:
<ShaneBe> "I am going to eat this 10-pack of tacos if it kills me."
#231863
<&WizarthAway> Gah, my fingers were on the wrong keys, my code looks like perl now!
#51460
••• Join: Drehiel
(Anonymous) who is this?
(+Drehiel) Who am I? Who are you? Who is anyone? Who are we?
(Anonymous) wat
(+Drehiel) olololo
(Anonymous) Are you a real person?
(+Drehiel) Am I real? Are you real? Is anyone real? Are we real?
(Anonymous) Or is this some crap Microsoft made up.
(+Drehiel) Am I crap? Are you crap? Is anyone crap? Are we crap?
(Anonymous) yo
(Anonymous) cfdfd
(+Drehiel) Am I yo? Are you yo? Is anyone yo? Are we yo?
••• Quit: Anonymous (Anonymous@dm-18266.vnnyca.adelphia.net) (Exit: Quit)
(+Drehiel) I WIN
Comment: #screwthischat : irc.darkmyst.org
#123732
zombiegutsxx: so what you up to?
sammahxcore: ah just opened up my trading account
sammahxcore: about to hit up the stock market
zombiegutsxx: ORLY?
zombiegutsxx: why?
sammahxcore: to make money :P
zombiegutsxx: yeah i know but isnt there a lot of risk?
sammahxcore: only if you suck at trading
sammahxcore: and i played pokemon for 4 years so i'm covered
#103671
WeenieBeenie419: tell me a joke
NeverWakeUp1229: Okay
NeverWakeUp1229: Kate, Dana and I are drunk at a bar. Who drives home and why?
WeenieBeenie419: umm... i dunno?
NeverWakeUp1229: I do, because women can't drive!
WeenieBeenie419: you prick
NeverWakeUp1229: Wait, this isn't Matt is it?
WeenieBeenie419: no, im his gf
NeverWakeUp1229: Oh good, I thought it was his mom
NeverWakeUp1229: bitch.
#5710
<Spellweav> no dishes? radical..I think I'm moving in :)
<Spellweav> best dish is the one you can carry with you..your ol' hand
<Freaksh0> the same can be applied to toilepaper
<Spellweav> well..no need to take everything to an extreme :)
<Spellweav> I actually meant it ;)
<Freaksh0> Spellweav , yeah, me too
<Spellweav> heh..ok..now I know what presents I should get you guys
#8463
<Ryk> after the man has shot his wad is the perfect time for the woman to vacate the room and quietly catch up on a bit of beaver bashing in the privacy of the kitchen.
<Tippytoes> shouldn't she have a satisfied afterglow?
<Ryk> she can glow when my dinner's ready.
#29708
<Lippizanr> blargh. must get dressed.
<king-mob> Lippizanr: you and your middle-class morality
#297921
<bsparks> So, I guess I'm single.
<Tribal> I guess so
<bsparks> well, I'm gonna install Linux a few times
#5778
<guest> u kno what rules
<guest> introducing girls to pot
<yesue> no lie
<guest> u smoke pot alone with a girl for the first time
<guest> there is a 250% chance of getting laid
#33882
denisbaldwin: I think I love you...
denisbaldwin: So what am I so afraid of...
denisbaldwin: I'm afraid that I'm not sure of...
denisbaldwin: A love there is no cure for.
alexusslave: like herpes?
#8197
<er0s> you know, i've only ever been wrong once in my life, and that's when i thought i was wrong but was actually right.
#40196
<VooDooMoN> especially since i just got asked to be on staff at one of the largest lan parties in the US
<tooo> virgincon2005?
#104
<madog-> my gf bought me a shirt 'Got Root?'
<Erich> madog: now now, no confusing your gf for your mom