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#52153
(+Akiros) OMG A GIRL MSGED ME ON AIM
(+Akiros) WHEW that was awesome
(+Akiros) i logged out immediately
(+Akiros) this rocks, i bet this is what sex is like
Comment: irc.lessthanthree.us #<3
#306
<NtG> people beta test a MS product every time they boot windows
#295480
<@Tenor> 'Today, my mom found a condom in my pocket while doing my laundry. Instead of having the subsequent discussion about the birds and the bees my mother simply asked "Who would have sex with you?" FML'
<@Tenor> I'm going to be that type of parent
<@hsimah> who would have sex with you?
#55092
<pwn> remove my ban from #Freebsd
<BSDaemon> why?
<pwn> because its preventing me from joining
<BSDaemon> I bet. That's usually what bans do
#306540
<pawz> i use lilo :") in fact.. my first cat was called Lilo
<pawz> i would take him to the vet and they would be like "Oh, Lilo, from the Disney movie" and i would say "Oi, check his birth date. he was born years before that shitty movie. his name is short for LInux LOader"
<Stranj> And then the vet gave you a shot to calm you down?
Comment: #lulz
#27935
<@Phobius> [d20]Gau: Name of channel please.
<+[d20]Gau> Clan: Covert Underground Neutralization Team #CUNT
<@Phobius> [d20]Gau: Sorry but thats an unacceptable channel name.
<+[d20]Gau> ? Is it too short?
<@Phobius> [d20]Gau: No its the word "cunt"
<+[d20]Gau> "cunt"? Ohhhh goodness That's another word for a woman's vagina, isn't it
<+[d20]Gau> How about The War Against Terrorism? #twat
<@Phobius> !#twat reg [d20]Gau
#26313
<Matrix_McCloud> cant you just leave
<MidoriKid> Nope. I have a four year contract.
<Oolong> you should get dishonorably discharged.
<Oolong> that way, you get to have anal sex, and leave
<Oolong> it's a win-win situation
#78595
<DinkyDogg_> worst geeky erotic fiction EVAR
<DinkyDogg_> vista as a metaphor for a beatiful woman
<proudfoot> vista is perhaps a better metaphor for a woman who tries to be beautiful, but doesnt succeed, and has many, many, issues
<proudfoot> and happens to be very, very, insecure
<proudfoot> she also has the annoying habit of asking you if its ok to do anything
#21974
<create> <nikki> can you tell me what a clitoris is because someone is asking me about mine and I don't know what the hell it is
<joedirt> isnt that a french pastry?
#47897
<taylor-made> it must of been boring for those people at the superdome
<taylor-made> what could you possibly do while waiting out one of the worst hurricanes to ever make landfall
<bigwoodthing> the wave :)
<taylor-made> i hope you choke and die
#307328
<Xynth> Seriously, who starts their name with an X? How do you even pronounce that?
#8490
<aquacavi> well what if i told you i was pregnant
<helminthes> IS IT MINE?!?!
<aquacavi> yours or the dogs
<helminthes> IT'S THE DOG'S
<helminthes> IF HE DENIES IT TELL HIM HE CAN'T TALK
#5691
<Daidoji> speaking of old nes games, I recall carrying out clandestine operations in terms of game rentals
<Daidoji> for example, renting a copy of dragon warrior 4, and swapping the chip with urban champion.
<Daidoji> I bet there are 5 or 6 kids who think dragon warrior 4 is the worst vs fighting game ever made
#25212
<FiZi> HEY I FOUND A COOKIE CRUMB ON MY SHIRT
* FiZi eats it
<FiZi> Aw crap
<FiZi> It wasn't a cookie crumb
#60444
<Jonathan> my gf has nice boobs
<jonbo> that's nice to know
<Jonathan> no problem.. :D
<[Ex0r]> so does mine
<Jonathan> nice nipples too
<[Ex0r]> mine too
<Jonathan> Wait, exor your gf doesnt live in Lower Marion right?
<[Ex0r]> yes, she does
<jonbo> Exor doesn't know
<Jonathan> uhm.. her name isn't Suzie is it?
<jonbo> that his gf and jonathan
<[Ex0r]> ...
<[Ex0r]> yes, it is suzie
<Jonathan> Fuck you.
<jonbo> do it in his van every sunday?
<[Ex0r]> you bastard
#25221
<Boogieman> I run my fingers up your left thigh
<Boogieman> oops, uhh, wrong channel
<Status> LOL!!
<Boogieman> forget you ever saw that
<Status> Gee, now would be a great time to take that new screenshot...
* Boogieman glances around nervously
<Asmodi> rofl, boogieman, what cha doin?
<Boogieman> certainly not trying to have permiscuous sex with cyber strangers, thats for sure
#748
<|Dan|> I don't wanna sound gay or anything.. but.. could I fuck you in the ass?
#27266
<mtek> mailin-01.mx.aol.com. 299 IN A 152.163.224.26
<mtek> mailin-01.mx.aol.com. 299 IN A 64.12.136.57
<bCc> wtf
<mtek> could try one of them O_o
<bCc> DONT HURT OURMEXICAN AOL SERVERS
<spear_> telnet 64.12.136.89 110
<spear_> not working
<mtek> mx doesnt mean mexican
<mtek> :/
<demetry> lmao
<bCc> oh.
<mtek> idiot
<mtek> lol
<demetry> mail exchange
* bCc goes back to my corner
#309841
< j0h> Ive been drunk for nearly 2 weeks but jrvc might have a problem.
<@LinearInterpol> j0h: that's called being a system administrator.
#10423
<nwinter> i think i could've made a better spreadsheet with graph paper
and a crayon.
<hep> hahaha
<nwinter> i had to put an audit i did into a spreadsheet because
apparently my boss doesn't like documents in the UNIVERSALLY READABLE
format known as ASCII.
<nwinter> he will soon receive my weekly status report as an attachment
named "micromanagement.txt"
#2224
<ViBeZz> thats the thing i dont wanna partition my hard drive
<|Z|> ViBeZz if you don't partition your HD, you're a fucking moron and you deserve to die
#20905
<Dabz> truly.nice.ass.3.cd2.avi <- disney film about a really friendly donkey?
#13729
<Sumez> Echythus is just a weak wizard. He doesn't want to retake the world.
<Sumez> He doesn't even have the power to enslave all humans.
<Twilo> Hitler didn't have magice powers but he took Poland.
#8741
<Doomaholic> my pad fell off, and i can play in an octave thats not supposted to exist
#197234
<wito> I like my variables like I like my women
<Polytope> bound?
<thermoplyae> greek?
<Szego> hairy?
<Quadrescence> infinitely differentiable?
<acetoline> free?
<Aldaron> complex?