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#138821
<Jacois> I remember before the internet when I used to get turned on by a cleavage. Now it takes 2 girls and a cup.
#305512
<snaphat> what does ({}) mean?
<snaphat> i tried googling and google doesn't even know
<NN> snaphat: Unless I'm quite mistaken, female genetalia.
<snaphat> thats what I thought, but I i've never seen it before
#54264
* BigToe comes out of the closet
<BigToe> I'M BISEXUAL!
* Swishy cuts bigtoe in half and puts the other half in the closet
#12342
<Atob> YOU CANT SAY "I SEE" IN TWO CHARACTERS IT'S LAZY
<Mortimer> fine
<Mortimer> i'll take a note of that
<Atob> Unless you're being ironic, then it's fine.
<Atob> But you have to be inside an ironclad and claim sanctuary.
<Mortimer> "i am presently in visual and mental awareness of the aforementioned fact"
<Mortimer> sound good?
<Atob> Sure is.
#14738
<tortoise> what should i name my turtles?
<archon> name one kurt, and one courtney, and blow one's head off with a shotgun
#36485
<everwicked> i can imagine the scene
<everwicked> let the goatse man be named Bob and his wife Alice
<everwicked> Bob: Alice, what are we doing tonight? do you feel like going out?
<everwicked> Alice: I am kind of tired you know, why dont we just chill over here tonight
<everwicked> Alice: maybe just take a few pictures and stuff
<everwicked> Bob: or I could put a baseball up my ass
<everwicked> Alice: that sounds lovely, let's do that.
<everwicked> Bob: OK
<everwicked> i dont want to imagine whats would come next
<everwicked> you may see the story's (happy) ending at goat.cx
#7932
<@n909> this guy is traveling in oregon
<@n909> and ran out of weed
<@n909> so he comes to #oregon
<@n909> and asks us for some
#30972
<Snipah> I found an awesome hentai site.
<Snipah> free movies
<Snipah> pictures
<Snipah> games
<knightmare> pervert
2 minutes later...
<knightmare> link?
#14687
<player> oh i lag hard
<geez> lag=?
<player> that means my connection is slow
<geez> oh... i thought you said something dirty..
#16008
<eX|chika|afk> BTW how was Singapore ?
<eX|chika|afk> get any cool shit while u were over there, like HIV or Herpies ?
#438
<AlmtyBob> if you count her cunt as kissing then it's been about a year since I kissed a chick
#309264
<@Xenesis> Hell of a first sentence in a news article: "The government of Honduras sacks its ambassador to Colombia after the embassy was reportedly robbed by prostitutes during a drunken Christmas party. "
#3338
*** [SNiPeR] (invisible@pD951E3E2.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #efnet
<[SNiPeR]> got a problem...i wanna register a chan but chanserv doesn´t work
#28912
Maidros says "They had me evaluate network monitoring software last year."
Maidros says "The stuff that will tell you where people are surfing and such."
Maidros says "I ran it for a week, found that *I* was the worst offender, and told the boss it was too expensive."
Comment: some random mush chatter
#3101
<Soopa> everyone hurry up and get banned so we can troll some other channel
#3652
<blazemore> one time i was camping with a bunch of friends and me and this girl were sleeping next to each other and we were both laying on our sides with our asses touching and i accidentally farted
#297762
<_kr4m3r> so many fucking criminals, its bullshit
<foniks`> heh, if we sent all the criminals to some empty continent and just left them there to die
<foniks`> and showed up like 50yrs later like, "sup?"
<foniks`> whatd u think they'd say?
<FoSZoR[bg]> something along the lines of, "G`Day mate"
#4816
<kanin> if (User->HasAppropriateBook()) { while (User->LacksClue()) { User->ReadAppropriateBook(); } }
else { while(User->HasNotGottenAppripriateBook()) {User->StumbleAroundHalfAssedInTheDark(); User->WhineOnIRC(); } }
#44953
<beafet> gender neutral name
<Buliwif> kelly
<Buliwif> gene
<WeirdHat> randy
<Buliwif> Randy: ok for a guy... porn star future for a chick
<WeirdHat> my mom's name is randy
<Buliwif> ......
#28598
* woodss has Favourites
* fungi has Bookmarks
* morner has a secretary :P
morner: well, more of an assistant really
morner: ...
morner: ok, it's a pda
#2666
(robb): my father passed away suddenly on thursday, and insted of spending time with him durring his final days i was too busy flooding your gay ass channel cuz you faggots decided to ban me.
#299461
<fahadsadah> Write a small Windows application, that locks up and crashes (infinite loop or something).
<fahadsadah> Wait for the error report window to come up, but before clicking send, locate the report in AppData.
<fahadsadah> Fill it with the lyrics to Never Gonna Give You Up.
<fahadsadah> And that's how to rickroll Microsoft.
#8723
<Linguica> whatever you say honey
<Linguica> err homey
#93970
Tire Aramaki > how tough is a 3/10?
Na'Axin > on a scale from 1 to 10?
Na'Axin > I'd say 3
#27200
<ecchi-oni-misha132> i watched legally blonde 1 in the hospital
<Frostbiteh2o> heh
<Frostbiteh2o> how was it?
<ecchi-oni-misha132> found it mildly amusing with the help of opiats