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#7478
[Demon5] ;p
[far_call] what's that symbol supposed to mean? "I have a scar on my cheek and I'm a mouth breather"?
#21765
<mom> !eightball clean your room
<NuckleBot> Don't count on it, mom.
#150312
Amul Muzz said:
Why do I get the feeling that this is really a mob, just waiting for someone to say something they do not agree with?
chrismjr said:
That's the best description for the internet I've ever heard
#10820
<mdgslve> Zeek the only good thing about sheep is if you get em close enough to a cliff they push back really hard :)
#56407
<thefwf> "Hello. I am very interested in this item and may be able to meet you in person to collect the hair, or possibly shave it off myself? How old are you? Thank you."
<thefwf> That's what I get for selling my chest hair on eBay
#46053
<cLoAk`top> o god
<cLoAk`top> my dad just put sexual healing on the stereo
<SU|Chupalupa> omg
<drwx> ...
<drwx> wtf?
<R|xlycer|werk> is he trying to seduce you?
<cLoAk`top> I don;t know
<SU|Chupalupa> somethin you need to tell us cloak?
<cLoAk`top> I;ve locked my door and began baracading process
Comment: #bucktoof on gamesurge
#5985
<Foggi> french are good for 2 things
<Foggi> art
<Foggi> and surrendering
#28523
* Now talking in #freebsd
[dna`]: what's the difference between 4.8 and 5.0 in general?
<aaron-> .2
#30979
<@Huntress> couldn't avoid laundry any longer, ran out of undies
<+Kaelic> what? how?
<+Kaelic> all you need are like 6 pair to last a few months...
<@Huntress> HUH
<@Summoner> TMI Kaelic TMI!
* +Raven puts on his gas filters and scientifically pokes Kaelic with a probe
<+Kaelic> don't worry, I'm not wearing any right now
#3053
<Boba> You know who should get in the NBA? Mini-Me.
<collusion> yeah, and he should play center right?
<Boba> No...he's obviously a power forward. Are you sure you watch basketball?
#40757
<FlatEric> I'm bored
<FlatEric> where's my alcohol?
<nougatmachine> you could help me clean up dishes
<nougatmachine> that would give you something to do
<nougatmachine> I have a feeling that in the choice between booze and dishes, booze will win
* FlatEric looks to see how many dishes are in the sink
<FlatEric> yes
Comment: #macobserver, irc.hashmark.net
#3918
<zetullus> This is just not happening. Im sure I was smarter than this when I went to bed
#12089
<_luther_> Canada.. great place. They started a country and no one showed up.
#310731
<asaph> So you're over a year and a half into your transition?
<Zyradyl> Yup.
<cjk> Okay so since you've been on both hormonal sides, is there any major difference between the two
<Zyradyl> 89.9% of the time no, except I do have to deal with some unwanted attention, which probably contributes to the 10.1% of the time.
<cjk> whats that
<Zyradyl> Well. Okay. If you had asked me what 2+2 equaled on a bad day where I was testosterone heavy, You would have gotten a "Four, You fucking muppet" and at the absolute worst, a punch in the face.
<Zyradyl> Do the same thing to me now, and I'm going to spend 30 minutes reducing you to feeling absolutely worthless, then say "Four you fucking muppet" and slap you.
<asaph> Holy shit.
<Zyradyl> I don't want to hit people as much. However, I want to make them cry so much more than before. Which i guess means 2+2 equals four, and a whole bunch of unresolved emotional issues.
#682
*** Gambit32 has changed the topic on channel #havok to: Masturbation: If
brute force doesnt work, use a bigger hammer.
<syx> eeeeek
#52702
GOTENKS75: i cant believe I have started listening to emo
GOTENKS75: should I just kill myself?
GOTENKS75: actually no
GOTENKS75: that would be the emo thing to do
#2707
(driz) sometimes i bring my mom on irc
(crystalize) whats her nick?
(driz) i usually give her the nick Coupon_Master
(driz) because we're jewish, etc.
#17881
<Heinz89> seen alric
<Plaidhawk> alric!irc@smilex.ormoru.net was last seen by me in #stars! 11m 22s ago saying: !seen heinz89
#48311
<Fufie> besides, I mostly shoot homeless ;)
Comment: fufie is a phographer...
#12131
<@D-rage> i'm burning cds like a madman. heh
<@dithi> how many backstreet boys cds do you really need?
#12304
<@Breathe> Server announcement: >>Attention please: We are about to reset the Linuxguy server to upgrade the chat softweare. This will cause you to disconnect. You should be able to reconnect right away. If you have any problems, please let us know in #magicstar.. We will reset linuxguy in 2 minutes.<<
<@Breathe> I love it. "If you can't reconnect, come into a channel and let us know!"
#296954
<@robodex> you know what's sad? there's another guy in the GTA with the same name as me. And my name isn't common.
<@robodex> and from what I can tell, he's cooler, better looking and more popular than I am
<@robodex> you know how that feels? It's like one of those movies where you're off trying to stop your evil clone
<@robodex> but in the end, you find out
<@robodex> you're the evil clone
#759
<cygnus> oi
<cygnus> in windows
<cygnus> what it mean
<cygnus> if the folder has a hand underneaath it
<Sephiroth> means it is shared
<Sephiroth> across your network
<cygnus> how did you know that
<cygnus> i thought it meant itwas heavy
<cygnus> or something
<cygnus> like
<cygnus> it's got 10 gigs in it
#146181
<@Rjx> my uncle used to tell me that there were 3 rings of marriage
<@Rjx> the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering
#29050
<clay> yeah i'm not real up to snuff on the length
<clay> or girth
<clay> or functionality
<clay> but i can make sweet floppy sex for hours