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#44362
<Raticide> make install
<Raticide> oi you people
<Raticide> get out of my terminal
#50946
<Thuryn> i figure, carry the machine gun for business, and the rapier for pleasure
<Thuryn> but don't forget the dagger in both cases, for close quarters. and perhaps a 9mm ;)
<biform_3> i don't think we can be friends
<Thuryn> :(
#301722
<Trinexx> so, while my girlfriend was taking a dump last night
<Trinexx> I burst into the bathroom wearing a rubber Nixon mask, waving around a meat cleaver
<Trinexx> while screaming "I AM NOT A CROOK"
<Trinexx> it was hilarious
<Trinexx> on a semi-related note, I slept in the living room last night
#10280
<Jesse> hello, I am Jesse, male, 28 years old, caucasian, and am looking for friends to chat with. I hope to see you online
<Amanda`> I HOPE TO SEE YOU FACE-DOWN IN A QUAGMIRE WITH A NINE IRON LODGED BETWEEN YOUR SHOULDER BLADES
#52843
(Nick) baaahahahahaahhaahaha
(Nick) my mom just said "the frosty the snowman cartoon is a political allegory for communism"
(Nick) because the magician is refusing to give up his possession for the good of the society
(Nick) and in the end the commies win
#2724
<JDigital> Say, how long would 600Mb take to download on a 1.5Mb connection? Lets assume I were to download an entire CD from Pyoko.org.
<Zaratustra> DO I LOOK LIKE GETRIGHT TO YOU MOTHERFUCKER
#27263
Feixeno356: blah blah can swim well blah blah blah, accuracy is good blah blah blah blah me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me :takes a breath: me me me me me oh me me me me I jack off to a picture of myself, me me me me me me me.
Dr SpaZZo: What the fuck?
Dr SpaZZo: You can swim?
#19550
<count^> i set my double click speed to really slow
<count^> so that
<count^> i can click once now..
<count^> go out, have a cig
<count^> go for a walk
<count^> take a nap
<count^> then come back and click again
<count^> i like to be ready for anything
#17392
<Danelope> I'm trying to set a password, and they're telling me it's invalid.
<Danelope> Because it can be "derived from another word".
<harb> Yeah.
<harb> It's just calling to passwd, I bet.
<Danelope> They're forcing you to use randomized passwords.
<Danelope> That's fucking retarded. Especially for an FTP-only account.
<harb> Heh.
<Danelope> "Duhhh. You're creating an FTP-only account with its home limited to a single non-primary folder on the Web server! Let's give you shit about a password!"
<Danelope> "Duhhh! There's absolutely no way this information can be used to compromise the system! But we'll still harass you here!"
<homeslice> Make it "Dr3amh0stsu|<s5hit"
<Danelope> "Sorry, that password can be derived from 'dreamhostsucksshit', which is a common password."
#13841
<yrlnry> When was 'O Canada' introduced? Must have been
pretty recently---maybe in the 1960's?
<ignatz> "A Canada" through "N Canada" were failures. Then
MacKenzie MacKenzie, a defrocked Mountie from Lard Heights,
Alberta, had a flash of inspiration one day while drinking
maple syrup.
<ignatz> The rest is history.
#36894
<ExZippo> I need some more terror
<ExZippo> I'm forgetting
<ExZippo> NEVAR FORGET
#32742
<Bringa> also, it's kinda ironic how bash DOES display british pound symbol but not, for instance, the symbol for a nasal a in polish.
<Bringa> Where does the pound sign come from anyway?
<somniloquy> from me pressing shift+3
<Bringa> That's deep.
<somniloquy> good stuff, eh?
<Bringa> If this was the internet, I'd conclude that you come from your daddy pressing alt+f4 too late, since only on the internet can you get away with puns that weak.
<Bringa> You're fortunate we're conversing over very fast smoke signs.
#8689
<MMouse> the dates I started and left positions "dont give an accurate impression of how long you worked at that position"
<drewb> god, it almost sounds like you were deliberately vague about dates to hide the fact you didnt last long in a job..
<Tippytoes> what format did you put the dates in, max?
<SataniKKa> roman numerals
<Sep> binary
<SataniKKa> Monday is not a date.
#257436
<Yo_Mamma> So Jimbot, what are you wearing?
<ichai> no
<ichai> you are not having cyber sex with my IRC bot
#8205
<vas-assignment> i dare anyone to watch the excorcist and ay midnight and take a walk around the blok
<KINGofEXTREME> its not even scary man
<vas-assignment> bullshit
<vas-assignment> everyone tells me its scary
<KINGofEXTREME> the first hour is arabs digging in a desert
<KINGofEXTREME> that shit scared teh fuck out of me
#14788
<s___> nair is scary
<s___> ive always been afraid i would go too near it at the grocery store
<s___> and it would spray me in the crotch or something
#1447
<curiosity> I can't wait til' we can directly interface to the brain - that way the voices in my head can talk on IRC.
#43467
<popeye> rolloffle do you eat meat
<rolloffle> of course I do
<popeye> if you do then you murder
<rolloffle> you think I'm some kind of fag or something?
<popeye> well you are from europe
<popeye> so how does it feel to be a murderer
<rolloffle> pretty tasty.
Comment: #gnaa irc.gnaa.us
#3327
<Pluton> what extension is an Adobe eBook?
<feerit> .gay
#9299
<angryskul> So I think we should allocate a new struct and...
<angryskul> Did someone just jump off the roof?
#5770
<JDigital> Kazz, I think they're pretty obvious going on your reputed dicksize.
<JDigital> Kazz has a 183948192 inch dick.
<dregan> Kazz - envy of every man, dog and skyscraper architect on the hemisphere.
#14716
<eden2> t_r: heh, patrick and i went and saw star wars last night......and i saw the WHOLE thing this time
<eden2> ...the whole movie, that is
#37550
<dooky> oh and get a bucket of paint and slop it all over her car
<MSIGuy> Yeah.
<Stonefish> dooky: Glue it on the hood, like a Mack Truck bulldog
<Inept> Crazy glue the dildo onto her hood where the hood ornament should be.
<dooky> gluing the dildo do the windshield was a good idea
Comment: who needs keys when you have a dildo and epoxy
#2545
<IceWizard> it doesnt take a girl to suck a dick
#311181
<Maali> hm, google scholar fucked up the autogenerated description of my phd thesis
<Maali> it basically shows broken random crap like A#$*UAD $FFVCVADFHSD *OIRWEIUNC and then 'by darwin himself'
<Maali> looks like darwin was summoning the kthulhu so i wont even bother changing the description, it's just perfect!