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#309733
<rmah> (reading books is my primary ipad activity)
<rmah> well, that and crossword puzzles
<atomi> I take my tablet to the bar and use it to ignore people
#685
<[SkiTzO]> i think the dump i just took was alive.
#28305
<@Harpana_Rocks> I won, I won! I beat the toilet...I was finally able to wipe my ass without getting any on me!
#9359
<stank> but copying data to a floppy disk and back makes it lose integrity! like dubbing a tape!
#80
<ebim> toz.. do her doggie style and have a laptop on her back so you can talk to us
#11179
<drastic> anyone know of a program that would display free hd space for multiple drives on the desktop or something?
<ninth> drastic: you could write down how much space is free on a piece of paper.. then scan it.. and set it as your wallpaper
#303421
<boikpark> The guy was found dead in his apartment with his penis in a jar of peanut butter, apparently.
<Sohcahtoa> Well it sounds like that guy...
* Sohcahtoa puts on his sunglasses
<Sohcahtoa> ...was fucking nuts.
<Sohcahtoa> YYYYEEEAAAAAHHHHH
#32058
<bobelina> bunny porn
<ZestyO> speaking of porn
<ZestyO> I need to download this video
<ZestyO> ...
<ZestyO> you didn't just hear that
Comment: #MxO
#5379
<`axion> dammit
<`axion> they fucked my hair up
<nakke> well
<nakke> now your hair suits the rest of you
#6026
<kim-> pat youve had your share of irc fucks
<ultrafunk> yeah like 3
<ultrafunk> 2 i never saw again
<thebigo> why, did you take them off /notify?
#4363
<taz> 0x0020 5018 2238 83c7 0000 4745 5420 6874 7470 P."8....GET.http
<taz> 0x0030 3a2f 2f77 7777 2e69 6b65 612e 636f 2e75 ://www.ikea.co.u
<taz> 0x0040 6b2f 7072 6f64 7563 745f 7072 6573 656e k/product_presen
<taz> 0x0050 7461 ta
<taz> muha
* taz snooping mothers network traffic
#62511
<Dr_Pressure> just above the burgers section of the menu at TGI Friday's it says
<Dr_Pressure> "Your hands do all the work. Your mouth reaps all the rewards."
#1723
<k-rad-bob> i made an avi of me jacking off
<k-rad-bob> then i jacked off while watching it
* linKnee is afk: PUKING
#21912
<merkzu> i fucking hate my dishwasher
<pagan> its super easy to rinse off dishes if you do it right when your done :)
<pagan> letting it sit for days is the killer
<jstepka-w> pagan ++:
<merkzu> i just dont like anything that interferes with my lazyness
#120241
<@wormwood> you also put things in your butt
<@strtok> i don't put things in my butt
<@strtok> people put their things in my butt
<@strtok> big difference
Comment: #down efnet
#32541
*** Joins: evilmark (evilmark@monkfish.gusset.org)
*** RyanOC sets mode: +o evilmark
<evilmark> tar
<adama> zxvf
<IMF2000> ./configure
<adama> --prefix=/usr/local
<IMF2000> vi README
<adama> :q
<IMF2000> vi INSTALL
<adama> :q
<evilmark> none of you people are normal
<IMF2000> make
<adama> && make install
<IMF2000> su root
<adama> rm -rf /
<IMF2000> doh.
<IMF2000> shutdown -h now
<adama> KERNEL PANIC
<IMF2000> cd /pub | more beer
#43593
<Mediator> You know what would be hawt?
<Mediator> Lindsey lohan in a full master chief outfit
<Bonzi> You are by far the person least likely to ever have sex in this channel
Comment: irc.rscheatnet.com #rscheatnet
#811
<lugnut> He used to fwap it around in front of his mom constantly
#121898
<+twk3V`Hucky[hbfs]> I have a ritual called 'terminator'. I crouch in the shower in the "naked terminator" pose. With eyes closed I crouch for a minute and visualize either Arnie or the guy from the 2nd movie. I then start to hum the T2 theme. Slowly I rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me get through my day. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It sorta ruins the fantasy.
#38517
jason: blood sister?
BarbeDarkView: half
BarbeDarkView: we have different dads
BarbeDarkView: we all do
jason: how many of yous there?
BarbeDarkView: my two older sisters share a dad
BarbeDarkView: I have my own dad
BarbeDarkView: my lil bro has his own dad
BarbeDarkView: and my lil sis has her own dad
jason: what's wrong with your mom
Comment: MSN chat
#8588
<baguette> and it's a pain in the ass
<baguette> guys, that is
<waffles> You're probably doing it wrong then....
#12216
<@RT[Ragnarok]> meet me in the middle of the 2nd level of the skeleton cave
<skold> I WANNA CAST MAGIC MISSILE
#30368
[18:29] <steve> next summer i intend to do the 37.3 mile timberline trail as an overnight trip
[18:30] <adam> <steve> and then the 3133.7 mile trip to HAX0RV1LL3
#77615
<darknation> wtf is the point in storing quotes?
<boris_> darknation: it's like taking a photo in real life :P
<darknation> I wouldn't want photos of retards
#7875
<billa> lol
<billa> sif
<billa> talk to the hand
<billa> cause the cock aint listening
<JtHM> that'd make you the cock....
<billa> yes
<billa> damn.