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#57267
<evilAdmin> Oy! Maybe my job does rock.
<evilAdmin> Da Fluke network tester (a $6000 Gameboy wannabe) was broken today since someone took the lithium batteries out of it and neglected to put them back in the case.
<evilAdmin> We had to test out the connection between floors 2&4, going through floor 3 in the process.
<evilAdmin> so I tell da b0ss that the Network tester is dead... And I need to generate network traffic so I can see the stats on the switches and routers, make sure no packets are being killed prematurely.
<evilAdmin> So he sayz "How much is that tester worth?", I say "6K". He says "Great!".
<evilAdmin> he picks up his office phone, hits the global annoucement button, and says "Floors Two, Three, and Four, our IT Admin requires that you generate network traffic for equipment testing. Grab Half Life off my network share, I'll host". He hangs up and says "Happy?", I say "that works".
<evilAdmin> The rest of the afternoon was dedicated to a rather large Half Life MP game on Crossfire :).
#176553
< nitrogen> who played tony stark in the new iron man?
< curgoth> Robert Downey Jr.
< curgoth> best choice for an alcoholic ego-maniac evar
< Novel> I thought that would be charlie sheen
< jose_> i thought that was gw bush
< curgoth> ok, but no one is going to believe charlie sheen playing a genius
< curgoth> and, um, ditto
< curgoth> imagine either sheen or bush uttering the line "if my math is right - and it always is..."
#34748
<gloone> most of the people in there really are geeks with issues
<gloone> we were talking about weight
<gloone> and everyone in there were like "I'm 5'2" and i weigh 230 pounds."
<gloone> and then i told them i'm 6'2" and weigh 165
<gloone> and i got permbanned
#70545
<Clipsy> There's a review on slashdot of a book called "Creating Web Pages with Ajax," and I was thinking
<Clipsy> I'd like to make a book called "Creating Web2.0 Content for Dummies"
<Clipsy> and then when someone opens the book
<Clipsy> a boxing glove on a spring comes out and punches them in the face
#42985
<eLe> *I* have a social life.
<zeph> LIES
<zeph> prove it
<eLe> Nah, too busy coding
Comment: irc.digitaltoxicity.net #digitaltoxicity
#34120
<kobrakiller> hahahahahaha
<kobrakiller> the first hit for furry porn on google images is hardcore furry gay
<kobrakiller> furrys are such fucking faggots
<beans> eh
<beans> why are you looking for furry porn?
<kobrakiller> it was accidental
<beans> oh, I see. you mistyped whatever you were looking for and accidentally entered 'furry porn'
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#913
<matt`> dear god freshmeat looks like ass
<matt`> probably making use of the html 5 <ass> tag
<matt`> <ass tables><hard to read text>blah blah blah</hard to read text><more ass tables><gayness></more ass tables><some gay color></gayness><ass tables>
#61462
(@b) core, do you live in germany or austria
(+core) why do you ask?
(@b) I was wondering if my arm was rubber, how far it would need to stretch to punch you in the face
#304546
<+wubbson> When I was 7 I wanted to be a paraplegic but then I realized professor X didn't get his powers from being in a wheelchair
#19968
<IQpierce> What is this "real" you speak of? Is it multiplayer?
#7270
( Lev ) i got to taste pre-mixed coca-cola concentrate from McDOnalds!
( Lev ) BEFORE THE WATER!
( Lev ) WEEEEEEEEEEEEE
#11181
<bean2edu>Try seeding the RNG with the current system time, that should help somewhat
<kram>You do know that the numbers generated are still pseudo-random, and not true RNs. In fact there is no way to generate true random numbers.
<bean2edu>Obviously you've never had your wife balance the checkbook.
#12086
<punkgurl> i made out with an 18 year old when i was 13
<Samhain> that guys must have been desperate
#30634
* Marine|CH is god
<ih4x`variant[iHi]> you spelled gay wrong
#9045
<DogDiggity> I've worked here for 5 years.. might get laid off tommorow and have never jerked off in the bathroom here... BRB got a mission.
#3200
<_ry0suke_> My dad has no nuts
<Deathwinter> Really?
<_ry0suke_> OOPS, I meant my cat
#34045
<Inominate> a portscan is roughly equivalent to a bank robber calling the bank to ask what thier hours are. Sure it's something you need to know to rob it, but if you stop answering the phones, it's an even bigger problem.
#38812
<timmo> man i need a girlfriend or a fuck buddy
<timmo> because i need a back massage
<filth_> getting my back scratched is probably what i miss most about being single
<sxh> i don't give a shit
<sxh> turn my back to a woman
<sxh> probably get stabbed
#11033
<Rammie> how do I change my quit message
<EileenB> type /quit message
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<EileenB> :D
#32785
<MKendora> I get concerned when what I see on TV enters my dreams.
<MKendora> since that happens fairly often...
<MKendora> and since all I watch is Law & Order : Special Victims Unit...
<MKendora> I get all kinds of sex crimes in my dreams :/
#64515
<LexMortis> At the oslo airport was one of the led scrolling info signs and it said some stuff about eTickets and instead of "please" they used "pls"
<LexMortis> in 10 years its prolly gonna be "hi2u! if u hv eticket then pls go 2 eticket counter kthxbye"
#295080
<urs> When I flew with finnair once, I noticed halfway into the flight that the emergency exit in the next row was installed upside-down
<thec> urs, that one is for when the plane crashes upside down
#178
<homerj> I'm saying that as a friend, not as a linux zealot
#1701
<Camo> tress, how do I make a program that makes the cd spin really fast and does't stop and if you open the cdrom drive, the cd flies out and cuts your throat?
#1601
<skatoni> will some one please help
<`NeXiGeN`> what's yer problem ?
<skatoni> there is a guy hacking into my computer
<`NeXiGeN`> unplug yer modem
<skatoni> how?
<`NeXiGeN`> see all those wires behind your computer box ?
<`NeXiGeN`> ripem all out
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