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#42479
<Les> i hate life
<Les> i want to remove it
<borderlineerotica> it cant be that bad
<Les> from others
#40857
<blister> you know whats sweet about et?
<blister> everyone plays with a ping of like, 350
<blister> and i ping 30
<blister> do the math... :D
<blister> its like a retard fight
<blister> where i run around and shoot handicapped kids
<blister> i LOVE it
Comment: #brained / irc.nullirc.net
#36622
-!- dantheman [pirc@pcp749465pcs.manass01.va.comcast.net] has joined #geekissues
<ahaning> what's with comcast's hostnames? pcp? manass?
#48531
<Tym> i have a question to you older folks
<Tym> how do you fucking do it
<Tym> work so god damn much, how do people work 40 hours a week their whole damn lives
<Tym> i'm going insane and i've only been doing it for 3 weeks
<Suzuran> It's like this. Do you like to eat?
<Tym> yes
<Tym> i eat alot
<Suzuran> Then you'll work like the rest of us. It's really hard to eat without money.
Comment: Aniverse: #megatokyo
#29613
<LordByron{l}> I didn't steal nuthin.... I "reassigned ownership"
Comment: ACN #bdsm_dungeon
#22102
<emte> yeah its hard on lower intellegened people
#21675
<Lauren> I ROX0RS JO0 NEWBIE!
<GravitonSurge> why don't you CHOKE YOURSELF WITH THE CORDS. WHY DO YOU COME HERE. NOBODY LIKES YOU, NOBODY TALKS TO YOU, 3/4 OF THE PEOPLE HERE DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU
<GravitonSurge> just a thought
#50706
<@pixeldust> man i got so much candy tonight
<@ash> awww, pixie still twick oh tweats!
<@pixeldust> stfu
<@pixeldust> what you do for all hallow's eve?
<@ash> scared little kids that came up to my porch.
<@X5-424> went to a costume party at a hotel
<@b0bby-d1g1tal> i shaved my pubes off and painted my sack up like a pumpkin
<@b0bby-d1g1tal> then jumped out of the closet bare assed when my girlfriend got home and said "trick or treat bitch!" and chased her around the apartment with my wang.
<@ash> o_O
<@X5-424> leave it to bobby to kill a conversation dead in its tracks.
Comment: #red-eclipse
#54315
<er> So a Mafia boss is on his death bed, and he calls his grandson over
<er> and he says, "Son, I'd like you to have my gold-plated revolver."
<er> But the son replies, "You know, grandpa, I don't really like guns. Can I have your Rolex watch instead?"
<er> The boss says, "Listen to me, son. Some day, you'll be boss of the family, have a beautiful wife and a big house.
<er> And then, one day, you come home and your wife's in the arms of another man.
<er> What are you going to do, point to your Rolex and say, 'Time's Up'?"
#31328
<marek> rape is such a bad term, lets call it surprise sex!
#29844
<Doody> Man.
<Doody> It's sad.
<Doody> When a person doesn't know what GOATSE is.
<Wolfy2779> what's goatse?
#8363
<JinBOT2000> beware
<JinBOT2000> or I will reveal my BIGGEST CREATION
<JinBOT2000> <")3
<JinBOT2000> A CHICKEN
<JinBOT2000> IN ASCII
<JinBOT2000> Dare you test me, boy?
#34981
Topper always thought "concentration camp" sounded amusing. A load of Jews all sat thinking really hard about something
#31160
<kiad> wow
<kiad> my favourite professor just got a horrible rating
<kingmob> well, you can't take hotornot too seriously
#5885
<splurge> i wish i had amazing powers of telekinesis
<splurge> i would be able to fondle boobies with my MIND!
<purenergy> ya
<purenergy> u can do that now
<purenergy> use ur imagination
<splurge> but i mean, imagine being able to stimulate a girl in a bar
<splurge> just stick a finger of telekinetic force up her spatch
<splurge> wiggle it around
<splurge> vibrate
<splurge> all sorts of crazy shit
<splurge> then get a good grip and gently lead her over to a seat beside you
<splurge> you'd get so much play it wouldn't even be funny
#10994
<Hiryuu> When you pull the pin from Mr. Grenade, he is no longer your friend.
#1825
<madthink> what does putting sugar in someones gas tank do
<maff> I heard when you start the engine cinnamon rolls come out
<maff> with frosting and everything
<madthink> i need to get revenge in the worst way
<maff> cinnamon rolls arent really revenge
#3925
<gg0dd> ok what do i declare the variable the user inputs an IP adress??
<gg0dd> u know lets say i want him to type 127.0.0.1
<O_6> what language are you speaking?
<gg0dd> c++
<matts> hahaha
#4779
<Lucent> i'm just about fucking tired of middle schoolers named samantha e-mailing me for chemistry homework
<Lucent> without giving a picture
#44909
<shinster> i've sunk to a new low and am in the office on a weekend
<shinster> left my access card at my desk when i went to the bathroom before too...had to wait half an hour to find someone to let me back in
<shinster> it was like playing a badly designed fps where i couldn't open a door and nothing in my inventory would help
<shinster> kept walking back and forth trying all the door handles anyway
#17295
<Claus> I was a female black woman in a past life according to this site
#6703
<Dynamo> [Destiny's Child - Say My Name.mp3]-[4.34mb/4m 30s]
<Dynamo> [Pet Music - 04 - Warm Hugs.mp3]-[5.23mb/5m 26s]
<Dynamo> No one saw Destiny's Child, or Pet Music, aight?
<Dynamo> [Destiny's Child - Independent Woman Part 1.mp3]-[3.6mb/3m 44s]
<Dynamo> [Pet Music - 08 - Chasing Clouds.mp3]-[4.4mb/4m 35s]
<Dynamo> This PC must hate me.
#1538
<vermifuge> dude what the f
<vermifuge> 256 megs kingston for 20 dollars, shipped
<dr\gonzo> FOR LESS THAN A PILL OF ECSTACY YOU CAN HAVE 256MB OF RAM
#301159
<stay> have you ever browsed Yahoo Answers religion section?
<stay> i swear
<stay> its where the idea for 4chan came from
#17086
<kethepoo> i remember the first time windows said "this program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down", and i was worried that they found out about the porn i had looked at