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#303118
<fbcash> has anyone here flashed their xbox before?
<warbucks> no, but I once showed my dick to a nintendo DS
#23052
--> BEAR_FROM_WILD_WILD_RUSSIA (~quickchat@212.73.101.ZH73=) has joined #myrmidia
<BEAR_FROM_WILD_WILD_RUSSIA> bmbnm
<-- BEAR_FROM_WILD_WILD_RUSSIA (~quickchat@212.73.101.ZH73=) has left #myrmidia
* MMN-o is stunned
<MMN-o> What the hell was that?
<Elleomea> haha
#300408
<TJNII> Man, this grandstream phone sure ARPs a lot. It is like a confused old man on my network. "Who am I? Who are you? Who are all these people?" Every 15 minutes.
#111552
mp: why would anybody buy a typewriter
ikasatu: 1. for Resident Evil jokes.
ikasatu: 2. That way, I own one device that CANNOT run Linux.
raven: it can run linux, you just have to type a HELL of a ton, you can be the interpreter.
ikasatu: It runs Linux, but the refresh rate is ass.
ikasatu: The only machine where user error is computer error.
ikasatu: On the plus side, it comes pre-loaded with print drivers.
ikasatu: "/clear" *roll roll roll*
#6239
<BBKSleep> I got busy on thursday, it reminded me of why I don't get busy.
#19516
<Crash> her ass is so tight it scares me
#69556
<Cin> Why do grandparents have no sense of time?
<Teshi> It goes so slowly for them.
<TheFoundation> it's a well known fact that as you grow older, your velocity approaches the speed of light
<TheFoundation> that's why old people always appear to move slowly, and shrink in size
#13537
<Ajplus1> My plan is to make a steel ball, put my video games and chips in there, then roll myself into the ocean, where I'll be safe
<zardolf> how will you get out?
<Ajplus1> I don't think that far
#290462
<anon9k3> i need to remmenber to buy a card tomorrow :/
<anon9k3> but I'm not sure what kind to get
<Allah> a condolence card
<anon9k3> ass
<anon9k3> birthday
<anon9k3> I mean, I'm not sure what kind of birthday card to get for the person
<Allah> male or female?
<anon9k3> female
<Allah> then defiantly a condolence card, females hate getting older
#13483
<DjLizard> click HERE for free Chocobo porn.
<DET> all I got was channel info
<DjLizard> :D
<DjLizard> well, click here for free channel info.
#4502
<Khross|Zzz> You can't have my precious cock ring.
<nilBnW|Zzz> You'll have to pry it from my cold, dead cock!!
#300711
<Xagor> I just bought some ice cream and booze. Trying both the masculine AND feminine ways of getting over an aborted relationship :(
#17218
<SoulEdge> You are a fucker!!! A nasty fucked damn sucked, lesbian gay transsexual pedophile dighead!!! AND U ARE NOT GOING TO KICK OR BAN ME OUT!!! I'M LEAVING MY SELF!!! GET A LIFE!!! GET A NICE ATTITUDE!!! FUCK U!!! MAKE FRIENDS, IF U CAN, SILLY LITTLE NERD!!! d:-(
#16654
<FishNetGirl> guess what I haveeee....
<KrackWhores> mountain dew?
<FishNetGirl> mmhm, yup.
<KrackWhores> well guess what I have
<FishNetGirl> mountain dew?
<KrackWhores> no
<KrackWhores> a penis
<FishNetGirl> i know
<FishNetGirl> er...
#761
<Martes> I gotta stop sleeping nude with my window open
<Martes> no one exciting comes in anyway
#83676
<Ahabman> When I was at purdue, I was wearing my uniform to go to a lecture I was giving.
<Ahabman> Some girl called me a "baby killer"
<Ahabman> I stopped and said "lady, I'm in the Coast Guard. I don't kill babies. I kill baby seals."
#28711
<_Zippo_> I really REALLY wish my mother would stop saying "Woot" on ICQ. :(
#8251
<AnneRobinson^> Do Canadians really like fart jokes for entertainment???
<shagman> fart jokes rock
<shagman> take this classic canadian joke for example
* shagman farts on IEatChildren
#296107
<RBOMB> OFF TO BED
<RBOMB> BAI
* RBOMB (rbombster@*) Quit (Quit: testical)
...10 minutes later...
* RBOMB (rbombster@*) has joined #fudgeh
<RBOMB> massive fail
<RBOMB> bed sheets in washing machine
<RBOMB> failed to make it to dryer
#18464
<Zimbu> Listening to WvSoulja's raps is like masturbating with a cheese grater-- sorta amusing, but mostly painful.
#147203
<Giichi> so I saw a jeep for sale with the decal in the front, Christian Offroad Association
<DragonJoeCool> what doesn't Jesus do?
<Giichi> gays
<DragonJoeCool> true enough
#39315
* ryukitsu has joined #vee
<Riiko> Wild RYUKITSU appeared!
* ryukitsu prepares a tackle attack :o
* ryukitsu is gathering energy.
<Riiko> you don't have to gather energy for tackle
<ryukitsu> But I'm lazy >(
* ryukitsu prepares to walk across the room.
* ryukitsu is gathering energy.
#308875
<Mikael_Kreoss> reminded me of the time as a kid I saw a pic of the pope's bubble car thing
<Mikael_Kreoss> and thought it was meant to keep him in
<Mikael_Kreoss> like he was a monster or w/e
<Mikael_Kreoss> on display
<Mikael_Kreoss> "WE CAUGHT THE POPE" and then celebration time
#57089
Biffa: ..I said "Do you love mummy?" She said yes. I said "Do you love daddy?" She said yes. I said "Do you love me?" She said yes. I thought "aaah bless, how sweet". I was so happy. But I wasn't sure if she meant it, so as a test I said "Do you love Hitler?" She said yes. I thought "Bugger, she'll say yes to anything." But I felt better when I took her home, she showed me her bedroom and it was covered with pictures of Hitler.
#3737
<lonelyfig> who here can name all the punk bands that have won Grammy's?
<Lawd> u2 and umm
<Lawd> fuck thats it
<nXwetrust> u2 punk?.......
<lonelyfig> U2 = not a punk band
<Lawd> yeah they are
<blazemore> hahaha
<lonelyfig> no they arent
<Lawd> they started out as a punk band
<blazemore> michael jackson also started out as a black person
<Lawd> haha wtf :|