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#3870
<thunderka> somebody speak spanish?
<Suriv> i do
<thunderka> you do what?
#7133
<Rasputin> eiiiiidle eidle eee
<Rasputin> eiiiidle eidle eee
<Rasputin> we won't be leavin' til we get some pus-sy sooooooo
<CrashCat> i'm not complainin' but shut up or I'll beat your brain in
#8391
<Anarchos> my penis is 6.5" long, so my long distance relationship must be no more than 5" away.
#1128
~ iiSII has a bump on the very edge of his eyelid.
(tektrnica) maybe it is a tumour
(letty) or an ingrown toenail
#17267
<epic> so are MP movie rips good?
<Tetrad> I don't know, I'm just an op
<Tetrad> I can kick people, that's about it :P
#25658
<McMoo> http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20030617/ap_on_hi_te/downloading_music
<McMoo> thanks, utah
<McMoo> "I'm interested," Hatch interrupted. He said damaging someone's computer "may be the only way you can teach somebody about copyrights."
<t|to> ;[
<t|to> somebody find out his IP
#12606
(Kawmun_Sentz): Tip of the day: Your daily fudgesicles intake should be less than 7
#21746
<spectre> fear, frank is one of power rangers.
<spectre> the pink one.
<Frank> spec shut up. I used to be red but my mum washed it at a too high temperature and it faded :(
#304949
<dd7> lol i went to a furry role-playing chat once
<dd7> an op hushed me because two lesbians were going at it
<dd7> so i said "type 1 if you're getting off on this"
<dd7> and the entire channel was flooded with numbers
#10481
<jej> i need to "find" a copy of q3a for os 9/X too.
<jej> and wolfenstein.
<Toast> I need to "find" a copy of "your mom" for "my wang"
<jej> ":("
<cj_> "hehe"
#6578
<sE|PassePartouT`v> i can beat you like sgamer beats off
<sE|PassePartouT`v> and that's a lot
<sgamer> that is a lot, but i doubt you can
#4231
(unchali) I was in gymnastics til I realized that fat chicks cause earthquakes
#151919
Hali: I stole a government-issued pencil today
Hali: somebody called me a terrorist for it :O
#6270
<pipedream> one time i pee'd on the mcdonalds restroom floor
<pipedream> but it was a "statement"
#1778
<wild> whats the difference between jesus and a picture of jesus?
<wild> it only takes one nail to hang a picture of jesus
#29668
<Bob> Clive got upset the other day when Marketing emailed him a PDF of a TIFF of a Fax of a printout of a world-accessable web page.
Comment: Transcribed from a talker conversation
#29421
<_Ben> 2 kids. 7 and 8 for around 3 hours after school
<SeraphicMirth> those are good ages
<Frank> for cooking!
<Frank> i mean babysitting
#3880
<drano> i need to go to sleep soon, i was late for school this morning
<Wyatt> being late rules.
<furandfx> periods
<furandfx> the only place being late does not rule
#29312
<zenaphex> Hmm. I don't think my mom has SATA. It's a Asus A7N8X.
<zenaphex> err :P
<zenaphex> mom=mobo
#25317
<RobertRence> Okay, since I've apparently got my definitions screwed up, define a hacker for me.
<Straylight> Hackers are people who dress in fruity colors and say things like "HACK THE PLANET" and hang around with Matthew Lillard and stuff
#29844
<Doody> Man.
<Doody> It's sad.
<Doody> When a person doesn't know what GOATSE is.
<Wolfy2779> what's goatse?
#1967
<JDigital> It's official: Nostradamus was a stoner.
<JDigital> His name wasn't even Nostradamus. It was Michel du Nostredame
<JDigital> Nostradamus was just his IRC nick
#301224
<Arang> I hate when I have to turn off a computer by holding the power button
<Arang> it just feels way too visceral
<Arang> like I'm holding a pillow over its head
<Arang> "ARANG WHYYYGHGHGHBLGBHGBL"
<Arang> "mfff mfffffff"
<Fax> *windows sound*
#6400
<cygnus> speech recognition is only for people who don't jerk off enough to build up wrist strength and then get fucked up from using their keyboards
#50831
«@cv_otaku» Hey, does anyone know how long Chinese can go in the refrigerator before it goes bad?
«@Tdot[Comic]» ...people or food?