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#32201
<Kool-Afk> did you know 65% of woman are bi-curious!!
<Kool-Afk> and its still rising!
<]TRI[SilenT_DarknesS> wow where did u learn that
<Kool-Afk> The Man Show
#61958
< shad0w1e> hmm sleepydog, you said that reiserfs would only be faster in some "extreme" situations
< shad0w1e> would you consider KDE booting up to be an extreme situation?
#307980
<+Stars> man I always feel bad when I install X on a new system :(
<+Stars> it's like I am ruining it
#18506
[#HLM Gamesnet]
<+seph> ever wake up with a cat on your face?
<+seph> its kinda alarming
<+seph> you just woke up, not aware of anything, and you cant see
<+seph> and your mouth is filled with cat hair
<+seph> ewww
<@Timmy> nothing like waking up to a beautiful cute pussy in your face
#15514
<ouija> I asked for extra death peppers
<treaps> my chinese place puts about a ratio of one pepper per chunk of meat
<treaps> \m/
<ouija> Thats a good ratio
<treaps> general tso is pussy though
<ouija> Mine is like "You crazy American! You no handle Chinese doom peppers!"
<treaps> WHAT U TINK?
<treaps> U WAN FUCKING DIE?
#10914
<Random> "Mosh pit. Well-concealed tazer. Hours of endless entertainment."
#3887
<KNG_SNK> ok i was at work today
<KNG_SNK> and two ppl were missing...
<KNG_SNK> and this guy's office was locked
<KNG_SNK> but i knew there was someone in there... VERY quiet too
<KNG_SNK> so me and some buds went over to the next building
<KNG_SNK> to try to peek in
<KNG_SNK> and man... they were goin at it
<KNG_SNK> but we could clearly see humping action
#15572
<@:s4t4n> #christian can't join channel (channel is full)
<@:s4t4n> guess no one else is gettin into heaven!
#8691
<^_^Sasha^_^> im unzipping ma pant
<Nikki21[woaHOTTY]> wait a second
<Nikki21[woaHOTTY]> Does Allah know you are fucking an american?
<^_^Sasha^_^> yeah he knows everything
<^_^Sasha^_^> He
<Nikki21[woaHOTTY]> so is he cool with it?
<^_^Sasha^_^> no:|
<Nikki21[woaHOTTY]> oh, so do u want 2 stop? allah might get mad
No such nick/channel
Session Close: Sat Jun 08 02:05:24 2002
#16883
[#perl]
<fraggle> how many days does it take to compile perl 5.6.1 on a 486?
<diclophis> haha
#7559
foop> computers need to burst into flames more often
#39561
<+phulcrum> i was just wondering if i ordered the sims 2 now, will i get it the day of the release
<~BalefireX> why would you buy sims 2
<~BalefireX> when evil genius is coming out
<~BalefireX> evil genius = sims for people with a penis
<+phulcrum> cause i need something to hold me over till evil genius gets here
<+phulcrum> plus chicks play the sims
<+phulcrum> saw two pretty cute ones looking for it in best buy today
<+phulcrum> i was gunna talk to them
<+phulcrum> but then i remembered im fat
<+phulcrum> and left
Comment: #gideontech
#3249
BogoMips: trying to figure out why my scanner isn't installed
BogoMips: AHH.. NOT PLUGGED IN TO THE COMPUTER HAHAH
BogoMips: i wonder how i even manage to feed myself sometimes
#1728
<Jeffwey> i will buy a camoflouged condom so u wont see me coming
#307291
[22:25:04] <horrorfax> I want to make a chemistry joke, but all the good ones argon.
[22:25:39] <oughts> Still, that was a noble attempt.
[22:33:04] <horrorfax> I'm not even going to try to top that.
[22:33:07] <horrorfax> Well done.
[22:33:20] <horrorfax> That's a lie. I tried to top it for seven minutes.
#31858
<Karina> there are two people having mutual masturbation on my bed
<Karina> i'm going to blow.
<Gravity> what?
<Gravity> they're fingering each other on your bed?
<Karina> yes
<Gravity> male and female?
<Karina> yes
<Gravity> and are they both cute?
<Karina> yes
<Gravity> and you got on here to tell me about it ?
<Karina> yes
<Gravity> and didn't go join?
<Karina> no
<Gravity> If you have two hot people diddling around in your bed, and you're bi, and they're open, and you get on irc to tell someone else about it instad of joining/watching... You might be an addict.
#305947
<+wklyver> man, you ever get something to work, but you aren't quite sure how
<+Cuntism> i made my gf cum once
<+Cuntism> does that count
#16512
<KagoniKnight>: You know how sometimes a dog humps your leg?
<Pong-Chan>: .....
<KagoniKnight>: Well, sometimes, why not hump back and show who's boss!!
#1433
<Foo1> I AM JESUS
<Foo1> BOW TO ME
<Foo1> BOW TO MY GREATNESS
<Foo1> FOR I AM THE SAVIOR
<Foo1> (*#$(*$#
*** Foo1 was kicked by Evel (WOOOOO I JUST KICKED JESUS FROM AN IRC CHANNEL!@##!@!@#!@#)
#1225
[timmo] i liked the great gatsby movie
[timmo] because gatsby was harrison ford
[timmo] and i cant pass up an opertunity
[timmo] to see him get shot
#22967
<sKarab> wtf is a pap smear anyway? <sKarab> it sounds nasty <sKarab> like the sound of plastic hitting moist vagina <sKarab> PAP! <sKarab> ssssmmmeeaaarrrrr
#18880
<rdgzt> I went through my logs and looked for funny stuff.
<rdgzt> In fact, I grepped for "haha" with 10 lines of context before.
#36443
(Deranged): I was watching this thing on the discovery channel about the mating rituals of whales. Did you know that the male whale shoots out 400 gallons of sperm during an ejaculation? But only 250 gallons of that actually go inside the female. So that means, 150 gallons of sperm just float around in the ocean everytime a whale blows his load. Kinda makes you wonder if that's what makes the water so salty....
(Mayseth): I've drank sea water by mistake you know. I don't need to know this now!
(Deranged): HAHAHAHA
——> (Deranged) has quit IRC (Kill by Mayseth (I hate you.)).
#2685
<nird> no i would never associate myself with ravers. i listen to intellegent music like nirvana, rush, and tori amos
#54270
<@ALGORYTHM> myspace is like goatse but for web designers