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#68185
xyzzy: note to self - dont hit on homeschooled chicks
Bahamut Xero: especially during class
#310063
<oniMaker> tw2113: 97b577be2a18c22ca3406f0d1fdc5c70
<tw2113> ?
<oniMaker> MD5'd profanity.
<oniMaker> If you want to feel insulted you'll have to set up some rainbow tables.
<tw2113> too much effort
<tw2113> i'lll just feign offense
<oniMaker> excellent choice
Comment: during discussion of channel bots trapping profanity and warning uses about it
#34050
<gorF> heeh
<gorF> wtf, I spelled 'hehe' wrong
<gorF> AGAIN
Comment: freedom.dreamirc.com, #zebeth
#23752
<brad> i really need to drink more so that drinking a little doesn't get me so drunk
#14257
<@ScuzleBut> I was an athiest until I realized I was God.
#310959
<%n473> so I migrated our first client site to our new cloud environment yesterday
<%n473> and literally the very first browsing log we got
<%n473> on our first site
<%n473> first cloud-active client
<%n473> was a pornhub search for "big ass blonde lesbian milfs"
#20632
<Manuva> who keeps uploading the college fuckfest shit? Cause it sucks
<Minion> one of em was okay, I didn't download it from the ftp tho
<Manuva> but they're so obviously fucking staged
<Manuva> It's like they're saying "Hey this is what happens at college and you're missing it fag!"....but it's bullshit :(
<Minion> so what
<Minion> who cares if its fucking authentic
<Manuva> Me...I wanna see some bitch get clubbed in the face by a lamp and get beastfucked by 3 guys
#8674
<jamesm> fear the day when the president sends an icq message to the loser saying 'eye fuxx0red j00!!'
#50716
nurv3947: So, I was talking to one of my friends, and she's kinda fat, right?
nurv3947: And this woman walks up to us, looks at my friend and asks "Are you pregnant?"
nurv3947: And she says "Yes, I got gang raped by twelve donuts."
#1870
<timmo> id like to make a movie with just different ways of [John Travolta] dying
#8844
<marius_#acknak> Prosecutors, quoted by the Associated Press and Reuters, also said the man was carrying a CD-ROM in his baggage that contained a training programme for fighters wanting to wage "holy war."
<marius_#acknak> I wonder if this training program is based on the quake engine.
#21600
<Casper> I gotta shit..
<Casper> But I'm lazy.
<wex> same here
<wex> im at 65% shit level
<wex> 100% is when i shit my pants
<Phucker> haha
<Casper> I'm at like 73%
<Casper> and rising
<Casper> (I'm eating)
#20009
<DrWatson> MISSING: 1 motivation. Last seen the night before the last exam. Small and unimpressive. Likes to wander. Answers to the name of 'Keith'. Please email DrWatson.
#20172
<freddieandthestarfish> if homosexuallity is a disease, can i call into work gay??
<mal_s> u homo
#21249
<@Elijah_Wood> when and on what channel are the academy awards on?
<@Antipothis> #acadamy_awards
#301779
<Indogutsu> According to an "On This Day in America" calendar hanging on the wall in my office, Robert Fulton (the inventor of the steamboat) appeared before a House committee on February 14th, 1810 to explain the uses of torpedoes.
<Indogutsu> So to all of you who, for whatever reason, can't find love and feel left out and bitter on Valentine's Day, you can instead use this day to remember Robert Fulton and his contributions to undersea warfare.
#16541
** Moses is now known as Cain....
<Cain> oh no I killed my bro ....
<KeeperS> ....
<KeeperS> what a stirring rendition of the bible ....
* KeeperS is moved to tears
#34916
<Rokkr> humor's a good thing
<Rokkr> i always said if you're an ugly guy and you want to get laid you have 2 choices..play an instrument or make women laugh
<tack> or rape them
<Rokkr> that's not laid tack, that's assault =p
<tack> hey, you do things your way, i do things mine
#19493
*** Joins: Gabe (Gabe@ZiRC-62019.net273.fl.sprint-hsd.net)
*** ChanServ sets mode: +o Gabe
<@Gabe> WHAT, NO FANFARE?
* @Mr_X sticks a trumpet in his arse
* @Mr_X farts loudly
#187397
osirisx11: i had an awkward moment with my boss just now
osirisx11: he went for the pound and i went for the handshake, and i shook his fist
#32536
<CFC|Laptop> Bash.cx keeps changing colour... i think it wants to be micheal jackson
#37866
<_Goofyman> 13.33 for 25 knives
<_Goofyman> I have a question
<_Goofyman> What kind of shit quality are these things?
<PPM> Well, certain people need to buy knives in bulk for cheap.
<PPM> Like ninjas.
#54117
(Chongablonga) this guy i know was convinced he could breakdance
(Chongablonga) so we always used to be like 'john show us some breakdancing' and he'd just hurl himself at the floor and spin on his face
#14582
<@dos622> apple told his parents he was gay
<@dos622> so he could go on a overnight type trip with a girl
#45224
nbody2002:If you can read this you may be addicted to the internet