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#29818
<Optima|Kraft> http://edition.cnn.com/2003/TECH/ptech/10/01/g3.health.reut/index.html
<Parak> great
<Parak> soon we're all going to be mutants
<Optima|Kraft> tru
<Matrim> However, cognitive functions such as memory and response times were boosted by both 3G signals and the current signals, the study found. It said people became more alert when they were exposed to both.
<Matrim> fuckin' sweet
<Matrim> i guess this explains japan
<Parak> However, reproductive functions such as erection and ejaculation times were boosted by both hentai and the anime signals, the study found. It said people became more horny when they were exposed to both.
<Parak> i guess this explains japan
<Parak> :/
#2662
(CitizenC) You know what I don't understand? Why my bank requires me to have a hardcore, uber-encrypted password so I can see how much I have left to pay on my MasterCard. Fuck... if somebody else wants to access my account and pay it off, be my guest.
#16913
<Stemish> my 450Mhz celeron built world in 1:40:18.95
<Stemish> my dual 500MHz celeron built world in 1:44:47.17
<Stemish> what is wrong with this picture?
<todd> There's no naked chicks in it?
<Stemish> well, that too
#309073
<kyre> thou shalt not lay out thine floating point in any way other than the direction specified by ieee 754
Comment: #darkplaces
#2753
<vman_> wow
<vman_> 2 iranians in here
<vman_> amazing
<vman_> IM NOT A MINORITY ANYMORE U STUPID FUCKS
<vman_> HAHA!
#28498
<JaYoNaIsE> i'll be back in a bit gonna clean room up a bit
<JaYoNaIsE> for some reason when i got older my mom stoped cleaning it
<[Piratez]> dam woman!
#10465
<Squinky> Are all Vietnamese people named Nguyen or something?
<Sopabuena> Yes
<Squinky> I know about 8 with that last name, but none with a different one
<Sopabuena> If you go to Vietnam and shout "NGUYEN" everyone will look at you
#3673
<dregan> Shush, or I'll stab you in the groin.
<MightyQuinn> no you won't.
<MightyQuinn> MY PENIS IS FAR TOO MIGHTY TO BE STABBED!
<dregan> Would you like to test that?
<MightyQuinn> no.
<dregan> I accept it may be hard to hit first time, but I'm willing to give it a go.
#19724
<jacs> I can't sleep with him and then see him leave in six days. too much. I may go to Toronto in the fall though..so..we'll see.
<sirgreg> that's too bad.
<jacs> but who knows...I could just kick him out of my car and fuck him on the transcanada.
<sirgreg> they lied. Romance isn't dead.
#310561
<Jigsy> I've got NP problems. But P ain't one.
#38636
<MAD> "Linux turns 13 today"
<bassgoon> dude, lets try to coerce it in to meeting us so we can have sex with it
<MAD> agreed
<MAD> you get sloppy seconds though
#32540
<gdh> Does the name 'Pavlov' ring a bell with anyone?
<cpufreak> sounds russian
<gdh> You missed the joke, dear :)
<cpufreak> explain.
#29638
<Unleaded> I did something really geeky just now
<Ex0duz> watched star trek ?
<Unleaded> I was reading a magazine, and I glanced at the bottom right hand corner of the page expecting to see the time... :/
#4397
<Sassy> if the GC ends up sucking, i will start calling it the LameCube and reap the benefits of my witticisms
#13753
<Flirbnic> I have a time machine.
<Twilo> That's your fridge
<Flirbnic> Then explain how I can put perishable food items in there and take them out several days later STILL FRESH?
#304949
<dd7> lol i went to a furry role-playing chat once
<dd7> an op hushed me because two lesbians were going at it
<dd7> so i said "type 1 if you're getting off on this"
<dd7> and the entire channel was flooded with numbers
#7511
<orb2k> raves are just an excuse
<jovana> for what?
<orb2k> for grinding my teeth and petting everything
#1049
(s|urpee) haha yuh me hakz0r the university gibson
(s|urpee) one day
(s|urpee) I was like hakz0ring it and stuff
(s|urpee) and I was like emailing support@cc and shit
(s|urpee) and then he emailed me back and told me to notify the lab guy that the comp next to me needed rebooting
#7302
<DarkEra> Tolkan, you must be the dumbest person on the planet
<Tolkan> im smark...
<Tolkan> smart.
#290508
makkusu: THE RULES OF THE INTERNET CAN EAT A BAG OF DICKS
laughlax: Ah, Jason
laughlax: yes they can.
laughlax: rule 34, remember?
#300893
Orion: The internet is mostly cat pictures these days. I remember the good old days when the internet was conspiracy theorists, porn, and DOOM WAD files.
#3099
<spazzer> i think i'm wearing my mom's pants right now
<spazzer> what the FUCK
#129406
<@matt-o-rama> i told somebody on youtube to "euthanize yourself"
<@matt-o-rama> they reply "that only works for dogs, stupid"
#26219
<Foxxz> OMG! you know our dorm is nerdy when someone finds a math tv show and we all start watching.
#300422
<Rorschach> It is my belief that the Linux community may be defined, as a whole, as a virus. Its collective users will do everything to aid the spread of their half-baked OS but will do nothing to resolve the problems or fix them even in the worst of scenarios. The average zealot has one thing on their mind: infect.
<&Homicide> We are a cult, not a virus.
<&Homicide> QED.
<&Homicide> We recruit the ignorant masses who are disillusioned with their truths, who seek a better way.
<&Homicide> We lure them in with promises, with system stability.
<&Homicide> Once they have decided to try it,
<&Homicide> They are neck deep in a bash shell.
<&Homicide> They will fight, nay *crusade*, to fix their problems.
<&Homicide> Before they know it, the sense of accomplishment sets in.
<&Homicide> "That was difficult, but unlike windows, it can be fixed!"
<&Homicide> This is what they will say.
<&Homicide> Then they will try to use wireless internet.
<&Homicide> And the circle will be complete