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#2404
<BlackDeth> did you know i'm sitting on my toilet right now
<BlackDeth> taking a crap
<myhero> :L
<BlackDeth> i have been this whole conversation
<BlackDeth> brb wiping
*** myhero changes topic to '<BlackDeth> brb wiping'
<SD-Washu> erm k thats just wrong
<SD-Washu> you're not supposed to irc or call ppl from teh fucking bathroom
<SD-Washu> i dont fucking care if you are joking
<ryo-ohki> I do it all the time. :/
<BlackDeth> i'm back on the couch
<BlackDeth> i dont talk to people on the phone when i'm on the toilet
<BlackDeth> because they can hear the gruesome details
#295489
<workthrick> I just got laid
<workthrick> off
#21148
<StmChser> anyone here know any good gay pron sites?
<StmChser> er
<StmChser> pay
<StmChser> shi
<StmChser> t
#6661
<enrol> pure fucking godfather of IDM
<jj_> whats IDM
<jj_> is it
<jj_> INTENSIVE DICK MAINTENANCE
<enrol> intelligent dance music
<jj_> oh
<jj_> close enough
#14303
HyperKinetic> Crap, I got olive jizz on my shirt
Bug> ...
Lyme> o_O
HyperKinetic> It's coooold!
Bug> Why were you jerking off an olive?
HyperKinetic> LOL, no
Bug> Little Hyper has some strange tastes.
HyperKinetic> ARGH
Lyme> Olivefucker
Bug> He's after the pimento.
#2752
* aiel wonders why the load on his O2 has passed 3.0
<core> aiel: netscape ?
<xL> aiel: I told you VRML pr0n was a bad idea :)
#1711
<Zorglub> will php work on old browsers?
#2771
<Elfin> Santa Claus broke in through my window last night.
<Kashan> did he leave you a new window
#301361
<mike> i'm gonna start voting republican
<Censored_Vagina> no you're not
<mike> because if i can't fix things i'm sure as hell gonna accelerate the decline
<Censored_Vagina> it's one of those things like "I'm just gonna catch my own jizz in my mouth" and then you stop at the last second because you realize that's not a good idea
Comment: #raspberryheaven
#2755
<Nick-spy> MY ROOSTER RAN AWAY! SOMEONE GRAB MY COCK!
#3154
<spazzer> !quote *_bas*
<festis> <_Bas> stop fucking quoting me
#47483
<Xavier> Aidenn is awesome.
<Xavier> I just went downstairs to put on some tea for her, and she put on some music for me by SSHing into the computer near the kitchen.
<Xavier> that's totally hot.
<Aidenn> I've SSHed my way into Xavier's heart
#304575
[convo about airport security]
<paul> myself, did you get body scanned or groped
<myself> I walked through gates but didn't step into the federal dick-measurer
<myself> good thing, too; I don't know what maxint is on those things
#24947
-Skandranon- Sorry for this services thing. Some 13-year old never-get-a-date is flooding us again. Perhaps once he realizes there are two types of people (boy people, and girl people) he'll find something else to do. [global message, all replies will be fed to some animal]
#57165
<jnz> I spilt Mountain Dew on my keyboard a few times and it left some thick syrupy stuff I never really decided to clean off. I've also spilt drinks on my cable modem and in my surge protector. Everything still worked fine.
<jnz> I move into an apartment close to my college for a semester and sugar ants appeared out of nowhere and would swarm my computer and electronics at night. In a week or so my cable modem, surge protector, and keyboard were completely clean and syrup free. Ants rock.
#35185
<timmo> also who did they just kill?
<timmo> whos funeral?
<everest> another hamas leader
<everest> Abdel Aziz Rantisi
<timmo> no you fuck
<timmo> on sapranos
#36156
<@ICY> ANY NEWS YOU FECKERS?
<@cepe> IM ANNOYED
<@cepe> ISP SI MUCH FAG
<@ICY> CLEARLEY
<@ICY> I HAVE SPENT ALL DAY ANSWERING EMAILS FROM PEOPLE WHO ONLY WRITE TECH SUPPORT QUESTIONS ABOUT PALMS LIKE THIS THE FUCKERS
<@cepe> 'NEAT'
<@ICY> I wish I could reply "Turn the fucking caps lock off you cock,you'r scum,the scum of the world,your giving me a headache and I dont really want to help you now"
<@ICY> cept I have to reply "Thank you for contacting PalmOne Technical Support..." etc
<@ICY> fs
#9085
<pure_sin> oi!
<pure_sin> i nearly had a heart attack this morning:/
<pure_sin> i thought my computer died on me:~(
<st0w> wow... I'd hate to see what happens when your vibrator batteries die
#19963
<deggie> I just 0wned a .jp!
<sacrine> damn you are elite :|
<eSDee> congrats
<deggie> yeah I know, can I ask you guys something?
<sacrine> do we have a choice?
<deggie> ok, how can I see what the ip address is of a site?
<eSDee> omg
<sacrine> omfg
#69154
<Apofisu> Allow me to sing 100 bottles of beer on the wall
<Apofisu> *ahem*
<Apofisu> x = 100;
<Apofisu> while(x > 0) {
<Apofisu> printf("%d bottles of beer on the wall. \n %d bottles of beer. \n Take one down, pass it around. \n %d bottles of beer on the wall.", x, x, x-1);
<Apofisu> x--;
<Apofisu> }
* Apofisu bows
#24791
<AragornEstel> hey harpana
<AragornEstel> did you get all of KS from me?
<Harpana_Rocks> yes i did thank you
<AragornEstel> np
<Harpana_Rocks> now i can wipe the cum off of my screen
<Harpana_Rocks> damn wrong channel
#6747
<jc> I want photos!
<succubus> jc, i want doesnt get
<jc> I want photos PLEASE!
#18447
<wishy> i saw gi jane and she was rockin the one armed push ups
<wishy> so i wanna do them
<Zimbu> "When I grow up, I want to be like GI Jane!"
#51035
<Rjx> so guys
<Rjx> i gotta get my computer to the USA somehow
<Rjx> as cheap as possible
<GerbilWrk> wrap it up in a condom and swallow it
<Jimmothy> put it in a condom and swallow it
<Rjx> you two aren't allowed to talk anymore
#16654
<FishNetGirl> guess what I haveeee....
<KrackWhores> mountain dew?
<FishNetGirl> mmhm, yup.
<KrackWhores> well guess what I have
<FishNetGirl> mountain dew?
<KrackWhores> no
<KrackWhores> a penis
<FishNetGirl> i know
<FishNetGirl> er...