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#28857
<VeryCoolCat> oh god, im gonna watch out what videos i download on the net
<strangled-cake> why?
<strangled-cake> MPAA subpoena?
<VeryCoolCat> no
<VeryCoolCat> i got a bad porno
#52735
<Kufat> I wonder how ebay gets results for every keyword on google
<Kufat> ebay: We'd like to buy some adwords.
<Kufat> Google: Can you be more specific?
<Kufat> ebay: *
#47730
(@Amnizu) SPECIAL
(@Amnizu) back me up
(@Special) tar cfz amnizu.tar.gz -C amnizu/ && mv amnizu.tar.gz /backups
Comment: irc.zirc.org #ZiRC
#33785
<Mr_X> I'm bi.
<Mr_X> Bi means two chicks at the same time, right?
#7421
<WargasM> i like chocolate
<WargasM> it makes me think of boobies
<WargasM> i wonder if you could make a woman lactate chocolate milk, if the DNA was just right
#6498
[01:58] *** Loops|ao changes topic to '<Neep> what are you gonna do Bobo? || <Bobo> live in my parents' basement till i'm 47 and i die of autoerotic asphyxiation alone and a virgin'
#8024
<Antarius> Are you a dork if you can read digdug.cx/quotes and recognize people regularly?
#11934
<jaydogg14!#devart> is anyone here from europe and hate americans, please msg me for this damn homework i gotta do
#14652
<[Waste-TkO-Sc-`nnG]-a> Ah man
<[Waste-TkO-Sc-`nnG]-a> can u believe rthat/
<[Waste-TkO-Sc-`nnG]-a> i was walking out of the bathroom
<[Waste-TkO-Sc-`nnG]-a> like really fast
<[Waste-TkO-Sc-`nnG]-a> and my belt loop got caught on the door
<[Waste-TkO-Sc-`nnG]-a> I swung around and smacked into the wall
<[Waste-TkO-Sc-`nnG]-a> Damn that hurt
#2382
(Pro_Mark) dOkTeR-- i jerked three times today
(tp9com) i think doin it in the morn fuggs u up
(ackbar) its because once youve ejaculated for the day theres no point in even being alive
#30433
<@x1td> mental note: don't download ppls ~\porn folders before checking out what they CONTAIN!
#60271
<Ted> Ooh ooh! My cache has my credit card number it. Now I don't have to pull out my wallet. Thank you, Internet
<RayTracer> Now is that a bug or a feature?
<Ted> There's no privacy on the net anyway, so it defaults to a feature
#53055
<m[a]cky> I wish my lawn was emo, so it would cut itself.
#3053
<Boba> You know who should get in the NBA? Mini-Me.
<collusion> yeah, and he should play center right?
<Boba> No...he's obviously a power forward. Are you sure you watch basketball?
#3261
<Splortch> i should diet
<Komando> chop off the t and just die
#9117
<Mikado`> 128's were down to 70 1.5 months ago
<JohnnyBra> 1.5 months???
<JohnnyBra> when the hell did we start talking in decimals!
<mankindJB> 2.3 minutes ago
#307308
Thurmond: I only know one Russian word
Thurmond: and it's the word for hedgehog
JBIC: I KNOW THREE WORDS
JBIC: Nyet
JBIC: Da
JBIC: Vodka
#39539
<Tenor> how do i make z00m join/part channels?
<DrunkDwarf> by winking at him twice, lick your lips once, then shake your hips three times, and he shall obey
<DrunkDwarf> seriously
* Tenor winks at z00m
* Tenor winks at z00m
* Tenor licks his lips at z00m
* Tenor shakes his hips at z00m
* Tenor shakes his hips at z00m
* Tenor shakes his hips at z00m
<z00m> YEAH BABY
<z00m> IM YOURS
Comment: z00m is a bot
#33260
<jonathans> that is so old that telling people that it's old has gotten old
Comment: #GeekIssues on EFNet
#34680
<@Jackb> LEXMARK SUCKS
<@Zero> no
<@Zero> i have a lexmark and it rocks
<@Zero> except when it freezes
<@Zero> and prints wrong
<@Zero> and gives errors
<@Zero> and makes me reboot
<@Zero> and locks up when turning it on
<@Zero> and eats up the ink
<@Zero> other then that
<@Zero> LEXMARK ROCKS
#39171
<testing> asl
<Kangie> ?
<Kangie> no, 56k
#48027
<Alman> lmao okay so i was at work today and i was running some backstock when I came across this product called "Zatarain's New Orleans Style Dirty Rice"
<Alman> I didn't think much of it until I looked at the directions:
<Alman> "just add water"
#56434
<Dr_Pressure> George Bush wants to eat at that "New Delhi" that he's heard so much about
#230078
<heros> LOL, dude, I set up this little box on the side of my car
<heros> and theres a button on it with a sign, "Do not press"
<heros> and when you press it the car alarm goes off
<jeff> lol nice
<heros> so I'm gonna count how many people do it in a week
<heros> brb
<jeff> where u going?
<heros> car alarm went off
#37726
<Phlip_f00d> wow water takes a long time to boil if you turn the oven on instead of the stove
Comment: #blenderchat on FreeNode