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#311454
<Val> Oddish, holy fuck
<Val> I'm sitting, parked, on a dirt road in my cab. Call comes on the radio from dispatch, quote, "Who wants to do a pickup right now?"
<Val> I hit E to accept.
<Val> A Sadler - basically a Ford F-250 crew cab - rear-ends my taxi.
<Val> I guess I consented.
<Oddish> .....
#14178
*** Emo has joined #GDProject
<Emo> hwat kind of emo do u like emo?
<Emo> oh shit
<Emo> thats me
<Emo> lol
<Emo> boy do i look like a dumbass
<Emo> forgot i switched comps
#26214
<Dekkon> SHE HAS DSL
<Killrbyte> Digital Subscriber Line?
<nyisles> is it from Speakeasy?
<Killrbyte> Tell her to get cable. Its faster.
<Dekkon> DICK SUCKING LIPS
<Dekkon> DAMN NERDS
#295110
<Lync> oooooooookaaaaaaaay that was weird
<Lync> I just got called by someone at random who just went "what...a...dick...you...are" then hung up
<Lync> someone I don't even know amusingly either o.o
<TR> Sounds like they know you though.
#49051
<Shinohara> damned wireless connection
<Shinohara> fucking thing has more trouble staying up than Bob Dole
<Shinohara> I need wi-fiagra or something....
#9336
<Undertow-TOoL> You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is
#119961
<Squirrel^^> hey hey
<Robin> what's shakin'?
<Squirrel^^> ur mum
<Robin> possibly
<Robin> thanks to the parkinsons disease and all
<Robin> :/
#17959
<celebrity_nitwit> scrotum
<W0RMW00D> scrotum
<d1rge> damn im hungry
#303685
<@esch> I'm going to go as a philosophical zombie for halloween this year
<@p_g_p> MIIIIIIINDS
#311639
<moaz> wastrel> do you happen to be a doctor by any chance
<moaz> i have a really bad cold
<Afrix> apple a day will keep the wastrel away
<moaz> well there's a reason i use android
<wastrel> i'm the phd kind of doctor not the md kind
<wastrel> i have a doctorate in not being particularly good at nything
#295480
<@Tenor> 'Today, my mom found a condom in my pocket while doing my laundry. Instead of having the subsequent discussion about the birds and the bees my mother simply asked "Who would have sex with you?" FML'
<@Tenor> I'm going to be that type of parent
<@hsimah> who would have sex with you?
#4886
<chris--> now i have to tell the coach that i can't play because my wrist hurts
<chris--> and he asks me how i injuried it
<chris--> and i say swinging a bat
<chris--> and it sounds stupid.
<chris--> it has 'masturbation injury' written all over it
#33982
<J_B_007> if it wernt for bash, id be able to wrok.
<J_B_007> *work
<Neon[UK]> did bash cripple you in some industrial accident?
Comment: #geekissues
#28547
<@Stapler[BTEG]> I'll be 19 in exactly one month.
<+Stinger> Stapler[BTEG]: whens your birthday?
<@Stapler[BTEG]> Stinger: Add one month.
Comment: birthday math
#33776
* RSX-2003 has joined #futuremark
<RSX-2003> lol omfg...
<RSX-2003> my friend might get suspended from school
<RSX-2003> she's enrolled in child developement, so she has to work with the special kids on campus
<RSX-2003> and they had their own dance, and my friend cintheia was the DJ
<RSX-2003> and she put on the song by black eyed peas called "lets get retarded"
<the_stick> LOL RSX-2003
<gfjgfjgfj> LMAO
<RSX-2003> if she didn't start laughing she probably wouldn't have gotten in trouble
<Stonefish> You don't want to know how much I'm laughing :)
Comment: #Futuremark
#46427
watchcorytwostep: hey do you know the harry potter spoiler?
DvngMnky: Nope, sorry.
watchcorytwostep: no thats good. im not talking to anyone who does. my friend warned me, i've managed to avoid it for 4 days now.
DvngMnky: SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE
watchcorytwostep signed off at 11:59:36 PM.
#53518
<Raz> She's not technically your girlfriend anymore.
<The_Forgotten> No, it's an upgrade.
<Raz> $500 upgrade.
<The_Forgotten> Yeah. It's like getting new rims.
Comment: [talking about the recent engagement]
#8926
<zita> hi im a 17 yers old girl from norway,i have birtday too day
<meyou> 17 year old girl from norway? doesn't that mean you're a 43 year old man from the U.S. ?
#20304
<b1u3> boy youd think after all the years of internet porn you'd know how to tie a girl up like they do in those hentai bondage movies
#23267
(@Zack`away) man
(@Zack`away) I gave birth yesterday
(@Zack`away) and now I can't masturbate without getting short of breath
(+Joe_Fox) me too!
(@Zack`away) Joe: Where did you go?
(@Zack`away) er
(@Zack`away) BLOOD
(@Zack`away) i gave BLOOD
(@Zack`away) jesus
(+Joe_Fox) oh my god
(+Joe_Fox) i thought that was some joke
#37298
<Dolph> beeeeeeee op beeop bop bop crankkkkkkkkk bzzzzt beeee be be be booooooooooooo be bong be bong be bahhhhhhhhhh biiiiiiiii bahhhhhhhh
<UnderCover> wtf
<Dolph> "Welcome"
<Dolph> "Youve got mail"
<Dolph> "Dah ding"
<Dolph> "Deh do"
<Dolph> hehe 56k
#6393
<NyseriA> i just read a book i got for xmas
<NyseriA> its about a sea harrier pilot shot down in bosnia
<NyseriA> he is collected by a troops of SAS FACs
<NyseriA> and, let me recall, when they have to pull out he says...
<NyseriA> He smacks his SA80 down on the tabke
<NyseriA> and shouts
<Sureshot^> 'who fucking TKed me last round?'
#6190
<cyn> what the fuck do you need dual gf3's for
<n2deep> cause i want dual monitors
<cyn> how are you gunna fit two AGP cards in one box?
<n2deep> uhm
<n2deep> FUC
<n2deep> FUCK FUCKF
#25185
<Morelos> i think i want the rtfm shirt
<maxracer> whats rtfm
<Morelos> maxracer - i suggest you rtfm to find out
<maxracer> man rftm?
#9359
<stank> but copying data to a floppy disk and back makes it lose integrity! like dubbing a tape!