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#52996
Zot: Fascinating shit.
Zot: Did you know that male spiders, instead of
copulating with females, will place their sperm on a
web, dip their jaw appendages into it, and then stick
their jaws into the female's vaginal opening?
Zot: I can't wait to use that as a pick-up line.
Zot: :)
Jillness: omg
Jillness: lol
Jillness: Im so gonna borrow that
Zot: It's not a facial; it's spidersex!
#37057
<cow_crap> ok I came to class early one day, considerably early
<cow_crap> and there's a girl there that I'm quite taken aback by
<cow_crap> and she said "wow, you came early" and I said, without thinking, "that's what all the girls say"
<cow_crap> I am such a fucking idiot
<cow_crap> she laughed at me for like 15 mins
#43499
< ix> ive never seen a girl who was good at a first person shooter.
< ix> other games ive seen girls be good at, though.
< ix> like friggin sims 2.. my sister manages like 18 sims at once. :O
<@Volsus> like the Sims?
<@Volsus> haha
< ix> shes so good at it.
<@Volsus> how did I know
< ix> cause that's like the only game girls are good at
<@Volsus> My mom got a papercut while playing solitaire on the computer
<@Volsus> I was like wtf
Comment: #maddox
#31925
<Shloom> OMG
<Shloom> FUCK
<Shloom> I just showed this girl my wang on my webcam
<Shloom> But not only did I hear her giggle
<Shloom> but 2 other girls and a man
<Shloom> D:!
<Shloom> FUCK
#299924
<Funkmob> He's replaced Coke with Code... he does hundreds of lines a night.
#7840
ð Zibblsnrt simply wants food (there's /none/ in the house ATM) .. ponders
making a pizza run or something
<rob`> zib; isn't halifax still under a few meters ice?
<Zibblsnrt> rob: And?
<Zibblsnrt> :)
<rob`> is there a tunnel network or something?
<Zibblsnrt> rob: No, we simply float atop it because we're just that suave
#23812
<DaRKInCuBuS> i love stupidity
<DaRKInCuBuS> it's good for a few laughs
<DaRKInCuBuS> i just wish it wasn't so damned abundant
#11257
<c_thur> god i hate my roomates GF
<c_thur> if she was non existant
<c_thur> there would be no hand jobs behind me
#2959
<Entomorph> blazemore, I know you
<Entomorph> oldskewl emu guy right?
<blazemore> heh yeah
<Apoc> irc is just wierd
<Apoc> no where else can you run into old friends that you have never met
#114343
<shadowwire> I gave away ramen noodles, pork and beans, jello snacks, vienna sauseges, dollar bills and candy on halloween.
<shadowwire> the kids had their pick.
<shadowwire> You would be supprised how many kids took the ramen.
<shadowwire> I even had a pirate fight a spider man for a can of pork and beans.
<pelaofeliz> who won?
<shadowwire> the pirate.
#18735
NickGXZ: I got waken up
NickGXZ: my sister said to me:
NickGXZ: "Haha...you had your hand up your ass"
NickGXZ: *sniffs hand*
NickGXZ: sure enough it smelled like ass.
#1541
<Delusion> I'm reminded of someone I worked with who was about 35 and who dyed a streak of grey in his hair to look 'distinguished'.
<Delusion> Instead, he looked 'gay'.
#23443
*** Signoff: JediJawa (Quit: do you ever just sit around for a minute trying to think of a witty quit message and you can't think of anything so you type a long nonsensical message? Just me then...)
#74565
<duncanspock> hey NegaLos, i saw your pic, you look like a pedo
<NegaLos> i saw yours, you look like my potential victim
#25609
<Drago> hey random, ya want to test something for me?
<random> if its long, tubular, made out of plastic and gently vibrates..... then no. But if its some code.. ok
#22068
<+[aa]Ho_O> i would fuck any chick i see on the internet
<+sm4k[X-D]> www.tubgirl.com
<+[aa]Ho_O> fuck.
<+[aa]Ho_O> wouldnt WOULDNT WOULDNT WOULDNT WOULDNT
#22373
<Pioneer> "40gb, you will never fill that"
<Pioneer> then something calld 600k cable came along
<Pioneer> and lanpartays
<Lazesharp> 80gb, ill never fill that...
<Lazesharp> thats what i said before i remembered that i didnt have a life
#54624
Dizzy: so i was talking to my bro down in his room right
Dizzy: and i look down and see an empty condom wrapper
Dizzy: and he knows i see it
Jak: lol
Dizzy: he goes "i bought them just in case, and i tested one"
Dizzy: what does he mean by "tested"???
Jak: oh god
#38316
Miyomei2: I had my portable CD player, and took it in the bathroom with me while I went to pee.
Miyomei2: And the second I whipped my penis out, the theme song to 'Rocky' started playing.
Miyomei2: I've never felt more manly than in that moment.
#25629
<@BhodiZzZz> cevik: help, my code won't compile and I don't know what's wrong!
BhodiZzZz (bhodi@dda9aaf9.net.hmsk) is now known as Bhodi
<cevik> well.. part of your problem appears to be that you were asleep when you wrote it.. ;)
#914
<Fustard> fuck
<Fustard> now im bored.
<Fustard> oh well
<Fustard> at least i have a cock and the internet.
<Fustard> ill do something with that.
#19386
<Kr1sten> I lost my virginity last night
<[zT]Lunchie> Oh shit! Get it back! You have to find!!!
<[zT]Lunchie> I'll look in the car, you look by the sofa.
<Kr1sten> You are such an ass.
#7889
<rabbit|hci> www.crap.com/welcome2lastweek.jpeg <- fodder :p
<Fodz> welcome to being gay <- rabit
<rabbit|hci> well, a welcome from an established member of a community always means something. :) Thanks fodder
#6486
<wmf> AaronSw: what did I tell you about Stallman?
<AaronSw> not to have sex with him?
#300391
<dessin> I got a spam email about a week back that slipped through my filter
<dessin> usually they don't get through, I get maybe one or two every year
<dessin> so I open up the headers and it turns out there's a yahoo account as the reply-to
<dessin> figured it's a long shot but I emailed it saying "stop sending me spam, asshole"
<dessin> turns out this guy is a complete dumbass and actually put his real email in the reply to - emails me back saying "fuck you, I'll spam who I want" and asking how I got his email and shit
<iggi> lol
<dessin> so I checked the headers again and found the IP that the email was sent from
<dessin> did a geoip lookup and got a pretty specific location in london, and found the local exhange from google maps
<dessin> and it was kinda out of the way in london so the exchange maybe covered 600 houses or so
<dessin> so I print off like 1000 leaflets saying "there is a spammer in your area, if you have any information please forward it to the police" and stuff
<dessin> took a train to london, two bus changes to the area
<iggi> wtf hahaha
<dessin> went round and posted the leaflets through every house in the area
<dessin> anyway this morning I get an email from the guy asking how I found his house and begging me not to tell the police
<iggi> ROFL HAHAHAHAHA!!
<iggi> massive overkill man
<dessin> I fucking hate spam :P