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#2706
(adm) No definitions found for "verio", perhaps you mean:
(adm) SUX
#27801
<jwz> I met a guy who was a freshman at berkeley who had just arrived from india, and he said, "I can't take the beggars here seriously. they have legs."
#1484
(SiNs-) $1,599.99
(SiNs-) $1,599.70
(SiNs-) Save $0.29
(SiNs-) wow
(SiNs-) if i go to bestbuy, i can buy a computer AND a peanut
#15791
<Chrizto> one day someone on this channel will die and their last words
will be construed as irc laughter from their head slapping the keyboard on the way down.
#2794
<Viscant> I am proud of having an average sized penis.
<Viscant> Little Viscant is 6 3/4 and proud.
<Hentai007> i thought 7 was average
<tragic> viscant "average" you realize there are 1 billion chinese people
<Viscant> tragic: Damn them.
#307916
<@Sebas> Apparently I tried to go to sleep with my feet on the pillow because "then they'd get to be comfortable for a change, too"
<@Sebas> And when the girlfriend told me I'd suffocate then, I told her "No, because I'm James Bond"
<@Sebas> Which I later explained, after they told me this, was because James Bond is an under-cover agent.
<@Sebas> So obviously he wouldn't suffocate under the blankets.
<@nukespooon> ahahhaha
<@Sebas> EVEN WHEN I'M SHITFACED OUT OF MY MIND, I MAKE TERRIBLE PUNS
#6120
* nailer goes to the city to acquire stuff
<zeitgeist> lol
<zeitgeist> stuff huh
<ambr> $10 says he's acquiring bumsex
#303436
* aqualis does science to Deltantor
=-= Deltantor is now known as rotnatleD
<ronatleD> !tuo edinsi em denrut uoy
* aqualis gazes upon his creation with disgust and horror
Comment: irc.foonetic.net #xkcd
#1655
<JD> I, or one of my teammates, shall cause you to become electroencephalographically challenged.
Mr Brown> ill kill you
<JD> No, I like the way I say it better
#307572
< nathan> GODDAMNIT
< nathan> my DB is being an anus to me
< tonyb486> ANUS DB?!
< tonyb486> with the anusdb, every user gets their own "anus," and are encouraged to say things like "just store it in my anus"
#1352
<CyberThor> HIDE THE SHIT, SHARKEY'S HERE!
* Silkenray throws a blanket over Thor
* CyberThor is soothed by the calming, womb-like combination of warm and dark
#1995
<Digested> nothing like coming back to irc after a night of partying
<Digested> and nothing like partying on a monday night and then driving home at the same time as everyone is driving to work
<Digested> and laughing at them
<Digested> :D
<MadHatter> Not everyone can live with their parents
<Digested> that's why i'm taking advantage of the situation while i still can
<Digested> the main problem with sharing a house with parents is bringing a girl home
<Digested> but it isn't really a problem for me... heh
<MadHatter> hehe
#6719
<Snoopen_Man> who wants to be nuked?
<jeffx> me!
<dedsmurf> i have already been nuked, my microwave is one of the first models made, it's leaking i think
#32016
<u4Ea-kvm> i ran winipconfizzle
#39598
(Deranged): I remember the sweet girl that took my virginity.. I was shy, and didn't know what to say after sex. Luckily, she spoke first. She looked into my eyes, and said, "Baaaaaaa"
#41056
<@Hatman> Well that was fun
<@Hatman> At dinner, we usually watch tv, and as usual I am mesmerised by it..
<@Hatman> Well, I was trying to scoop some sauce out of a bowl with my knife...actually that was after I was trying to eat my food with two knifes, wondering why the fuck it wasn't working without realising..
<@Hatman> Anyways, I'm trying to scoop some sauce out of this bowl while watching tv...
<@Hatman> So my Dad goes 'Constantin, why don't you just use that spoon in front of you'...
<@Hatman> ..just when he said that a ad for Matrix, which is going to be shown tomorrow, came on, and I just said "there is no spoon"
<@Hatman> ..and he get's all pissed of and goes "what the fuck are you talking you moron, it's right in front of you"
<@Hatman> ..I'm done.
#7308
<DarkImportGrey> god there's nothing greater than using people to your advantage
<DarkImportGrey> well... bowel movements are quite rewarding...
<DarkImportGrey> but it's close
<DarkImportGrey> manipulation vs. dumping
<DarkImportGrey> i guess i'd have to do both at once to see which would win
#3218
<Richie> i kinda sent him the strange link to gay porn
<duckman> so he sent you here?
<Richie> revenge is strange sometimes
<Joshua> well... i guess we know what we have to do...
* Joshua takes off his pants
#7774
<chaowork> dont singe the wenis
<faustwork> yeah, nude bacon cooking is tricky
<chaowork> i hear thats gonna be in the next olympics
<faustwork> you should see how i flip it over
#5068
<reub> i hate people that can't complete a fucking
#7991
<someone>: how good does txt compress?
<overmind>: rather good, they often can be compressed to 10% of their original volume
<someone>: no, i meant which one compresses better doc-files or txt, because I want to export my icq-history and in word it has 600 pages, so which one should i take?
<overmind>: take word and set the font size to 1, so you get the best compression
#5410
* Praetor takes a piss right in the middle of the channel
* andy slashes Prae's penis off.
<andy> That takes better vision than you might think.
#8829
<TheTheory> I only have two exams left this semester
<TheTheory> Math (easy) and English (WERY easy)
#29008
<^bret^> good lord you're dumb. I wish Charles Darwin was alive, so I could present him with you, and laugh in his face.
#239
<Amanda`> I just went out to the parking lot in my bathrobe to exchange warez CDs.