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#1328
<Brinstar> If it wasn't for C, we'd be using BASI, PASAL and OBOL.
#47129
<GenericLoser> We had to make up traffic signs in driver ed.
<GenericLoser> Some guy made a house shaped sign that said "Yo Momma's House Ahead".
#79646
(Volte) people in japan want to look like americans
(Volte) nerds in america want to look japanese
(Volte) they should just switch places and they would be all set
(Nudger) japanese people really really like foreigners
(Nudger) they just hate the idea of foreigners being anywhere near them
(Nudger) im going to set up a zoo
(Nudger) nerds can come and watch anime for free and japanese people can interact with them from a safe distanc
#7206
<Bane> they PROMISED they'd call me
<Xzibit-A> bunch of fucken users
<Bane> that's what i say
<Bane> i'm nothing but two holes and two hands to them
<Bane> *sob*
<Bane> just a cum receptacle
#10280
<Jesse> hello, I am Jesse, male, 28 years old, caucasian, and am looking for friends to chat with. I hope to see you online
<Amanda`> I HOPE TO SEE YOU FACE-DOWN IN A QUAGMIRE WITH A NINE IRON LODGED BETWEEN YOUR SHOULDER BLADES
#66590
<RealmRPGer> So I plugged in a new ethernet cable about half an hour ago. So far no disconnection problems
* RealmRPGer has quit (Ping timeout)
* DerPiestein coughs
#307282
<&Tiggerz> i wish i could go trick-or-treating again
<&Bakamoichigei> Grab some kid off the street and tell them you'll give them a halloween costume and take them trick or treating if they split the candy with you.
<&Bakamoichigei> There's an alternate, more legal, version of this plan...but it takes like 6 years.
#52768
< specsmu> calculus and women go hand in hand
< specsmu> it's applied calculus to find the area under a curve.
#37123
(+fleet) my family just left for a holiday
(+fleet) I now own this house for two weeks
(+fleet) time to break out the porn and masturbate furiously!
#3259
(acidic) i love it how my g/f calls me "fucker" with so much affection.
#32669
<CrazyCoot> i bet the fbi runs grouphug
#58364
* Irishblood is now known as talkin_to_cops
<talkin_to_cops> be back in a very long time
#37846
<ashura> anyone here familiar with emacs commands
<ashura> I tried to quit and now I don't appear to have gone anywhere. ^_^;
<bork> C-g C-g C-g C-g C-x C-c
<Maz> That sounds like someone choking to death.
#18231
<Wolf_> Oh shit, just realized i tasted my sperm during masturbation ! :D
<CZ> Sick, how the hell did you managed do that ?
<Wolf_> Well, uh, the pressure was so high...
#2841
<drwho> I don't know which models use 60 pin and whihc use 26 pin
<Horus> models usualy have a 1 pin female connector
#308723
<maki> i would be afraid to take japanese formally
<maki> all the weeaboos i would be around
<gloomp> i wonder if there's an equivalent term for people who want to be french
<maki> canadians
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#11028
<evn|z> Anyone who feels like sending me GTA3?
<Zappha> no
<dkcp> You can download it from www.iamaretard.com/GTA3
<evn|z> Thx...
<evn|z> ...
<evn|z> asshole
#302144
<dangerousgeom> wow, your forehead has a language?
<dangerousgeom> that's impressive
<sos> every forehead has a language, just try using it for tying stuff
<sos> typing*
<dangerousgeom> v njm v
<dangerousgeom> mine seems to have a speech impediment
#2574
<blazemore> i don't even know who the beatles are
<blazemore> except for jay leno and that other guy that just died
#2235
<spid0r> my friend had #taliban for awhile...fuckin ragheads even get owned on efnet
#298993
<rmaly_05> man i need ur help
<segin11> with what?
<rmaly_05> i m trying to put condom on my penis
<segin11> WTF
<rmaly_05> but the foreskin of my penis is not coming back
#4819
*** Topic is 'Current IQ is, make no mistake, 0120 (your IQ is subtantially higher, if you know what that is in decimal)'
<DuneBoy> fr0zen: it looked like base 3 to me, which would mean it was 25 isn;t it??? 0(3^3) + 1(3^3) + 2(2^3) + 1?
#54336
«+ LassUlike » CTRL + ALT + D1337
#306819
<MisfortuneCooki> so i had this group meeting
<MisfortuneCooki> where several groups had to make a model of some new building that serves a purpose on campus
<MisfortuneCooki> my group built a stripclub
<MisfortuneCooki> a hexagonal stripclub
<MisfortuneCooki> and we named it the sexagon
<MisfortuneCooki> and we WON
#53534
Anony-X>so its dark right
Anony-X>and theres something wet on my shirt
Anony-X>my imediate thought is gravy left from tea
Anony-X>so i lick it
Anony-X>turns out i sneezed earlier...
Anony-X>=[
Anony-X>this is the worst new years ever.