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#51406
* [WarMachine] has joined #cesspool
<Gormandu> Where the hell have you been?
<[WarMachine]> banned from the pc
<Gormandu> why?
<[WarMachine]> I showed my parents Goatse when I was drunk
<Gormandu> So they banned you for a week?
<[WarMachine]> No the school year, they went out and took the power cord, but I bought one earlier
<Gormandu> You are so sad.
#8241
<Spellweav> how much of your time to you spend hoing?
<Freaksh0> you mean fucking or pimping other chicks ?
<Spellweav> no..chicks in general
<Spellweav> how much in vitro time for your experimental probe
<Spellweav> on the whole
#567
[02:46am] [+oc] earlier when my video card wasnt working i started crying seriously
#27278
<|Moopy|> My ass will heal...Its like wolverine
<Deltron> its hairy and smells?
<|Moopy|>Yups and heals fast
<Deltron> you'd be popular in jail then
#4355
<Semi> What are you talking about?
<Rico> Fuck if I know. Your mother, probably.
#250885
<Tomm> ... I am speechless.
<Tomm> I was randomly watching Youtube stuff when I saw a link to Never Gonna Give You Up
<Tomm> And I thought to myself... "Hey, that's a cool song, and I haven't heard it in a while"
<Tomm> So I clicked it
<Tomm> ...Chocolate Rain.
<Tomm> I JUST GOT FUCKING REVERSE RICKROLLED.
#311241
<technoid> All of the shirts say "slimmer fit". Are there any "unix admin" sized ones?
#51533
<val1s> anyone know any hassidik jewish porn websites i can redirect my old companies website to?
#8245
cabbagehead227: so I came out of the closet today
cabbagehead227: I was looking for my bowling ball, but all I found was a bunch of queers
#8136
<Iceman> [TnT PING reply]: 1min 7secs
<TnT> ?
<TnT> Shiet
* TnT stops downloading Pron
#307222
<pawz> the other day.. when i turned up in town to service this client? i actually turned up in the middle of hte night and i couldnt check into my hotel until morning. so before i left i dropped 5 tabs of lsd, and by the time i arrived i was absolutely tripping balls
<pawz> i went into the park and stacked all my bags up and put a stuffed pikachu on the top and sat there chatting on irc for a few hours
<pawz> then i walked to my old university, and wandered around seeing if my old keycard would give me access to anything
<pawz> and gave people really bizarre answers when people asked me who i was and what i was doing there
<pawz> "why are you sitting outisde the refectory with a laptop and tablet and a pickahu plushie ?" "pikachu and i are auditing your network"
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#19407
[igossip] <Xyzzy@Frontiers> antiterrorism training 101: in each of the following situations, think of what choices the hero of an action movie would make, and dont do that
#2542
<PolestaR> what the hell is a segway
<Marudek> we already have electric wheel chairs
<PolestaR> how fast is it?
<DooD> about 15 mph
<PolestaR> pfft
<PolestaR> i can have sex quicker then that
#3664
<mappyman> i sent off for a PAL videotape of Captain Jack
<mappyman> still in backorder
<Hiko> heh
<Hiko> how you gonna play a PAL tape?
<mightyflo> just crack it
<mightyflo> www.vhscopyworld.com
#8806
<moira> MY TEETH AR NUMB I BET I COULD BITE THROUH A CAR
#31565
<by> Is there anyway I can tell the world I'm an idiot?
<Seven7> Of course, just type your name, where you live and your confession
<by> Kk
<by> I am Mark Duval of Belgium, and I am an idiot
<by> ?
<by> Now what?
<Seven7> Don't worry. It's done
#9961
<CWO_LEADER_XPUNK> He wants to be klined, I dont wanna know if thats a sexual thing or what
#11571
<Hell_Patrol> I wish the girl of my dreams would stop fucking haunting my dreams, I wish death upon the stupid bitch
#33274
(jesus`) All your sins are belong to me.
#305349
<Tsietisin> D: is the unhappiest hard drive I have.
#195
<bash_> don't touch me there
<bash_> whoops, wrong window
#20534
<CuZZa> they need to hand out personal jizz screens at Matrix Reloaded
<CuZZa> man i had my jacket on my lap most of last night trying to hide the massive BONER i had
#53028
<fr_gment> better !pout !cry
<fr_gment> better watchout
<fr_gment> lpr why
<fr_gment> santa claus <north pole >town
<fr_gment> cat /etc/passwd >list
<fr_gment> ncheck list
<fr_gment> ncheck list
<fr_gment> cat list | grep naughty >nogiftlist
<fr_gment> cat list | grep nice >giftlist
<fr_gment> santa claus <north pole > town
<fr_gment> who | grep sleeping
<fr_gment> who | grep awake
<fr_gment> who | egrep 'bad|good'
<fr_gment> for (goodness sake) {
<fr_gment> be good
<fr_gment> }
#297574
<Havokroft> \o/
<Panzerwurst> I shall steal your slash keys
<Panzerwurst> so you can't cheer any more
<Havokroft> o
#5020
<iban> when i was your age all i had was a mac, and photoshop
<iban> if i wanted an online gf i had to draw her