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<Einer> Charging for porn is like caging a beautiful unicorn in a deep, dark dungeon.

<@michai> who is the samba guru here
<@LexMortis> not you.
<@michai> anyone with a constructive answer perhaps..? :)
<@LexMortis> not me.

<kollapse> There's just something creepy about an abandoned mental institution.
<Viperlin> kollapse: i'd say its creepier if your getting wifi there

<AceAway> well later bitches of to the hospital
<SForce> that sounds promising
<AceAway> not really spend half my life going to them all part of being stuck in this damn wheelchair
<SForce> unfortunate
<SForce> makes me want to stand up


*** SpannerGO0 was kicked by sam88 (don't be a douche)
<BicThes> he was talking to me i think
<sam88> whoops

<Reliant> heh, Piera is an op here?
<doc|work> yeah, blowjobs get you everywhere

<Jet> I like..fast...loud...heavy things..
<prappl> fat men having sex?

<Eldritch> my friend
<Eldritch> calls tech support for his ISP
<Eldritch> 'cuase hes getting packet loss
<Eldritch> they tell him his hard drive is probably full
<Eldritch> and that he should delete some things
<Eldritch> so he says to the guy
<Eldritch> he has a 60 gig hard drive and only 30 is used
<Eldritch> the rep says
<Eldritch> "thats alot"
<Eldritch> and that half is about the point where things start to mess up
Comment: Adelphia internet

[22:54] *** GR8SATAN is now known as Soul|SEX
[22:55] *** Soul|SEX is now known as Soul|GOTLAID
[22:56] <Lizking> that was pretty quick...
Comment: sorry, I need the timestamps in there.

<shawn> refurbished is when something is defective and the manufacturer finds it to be a simple repair and then resells them to cheap bastards like myself

* EtherMan slashes MadHatter with the jagged edge of a PS2 polygon

<kyrih> I'm out, cya all!
<DM> me 2
* DM is now known as DM-off
* kyrih is now known as kyrih-off
* merc is now known as merc-off
* logan is now known as logan-off
<jack> well...maybe not

<Drakar> I am just so confused
<Drakar> What do I feel
<Drakar> but maybe that's what I want
<Drakar> I want to be confused with her.
<Rahid> I'd advise to wait untill you stabilize.
<Rahid> Cause
<Rahid> Do you know what happens to pokemon when they try to attack while they are in confusion?
<Rahid> They hurt themselves, bro. They hurt themselves

<MrSede> If it could balance a beer on its head without spilling I'd give it props, but any rodent can balance a pancake on its noggin

<Measure> if I was a mom I wouldn't be anti-porn
<eva> my dad takes the 'well at least he's not gay' position
<waffle> eva: yeah, the jokes on him
<eva> shut up fag
<eva> IM NOT GAY

<Cuthalion> I figured out why I'm not getting mad chixorz.
<majesty> ?
<Cuthalion> My humours are off. I need more blood and vitriol and less bile and phlegm.

<@m4rine> everyone be quiet for like
<@m4rine> 10 minutes
<@m4rine> so i get bored of irc
<@m4rine> and go to bed

Xarian: My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.' I bought her a scale. And then the fight started...

<Tetrad> holy shit
<Tetrad> I found a sword worth 110000
<hoho> holy shit
<hoho> no ones cares

<alb2550> All the text on my screen is blurring into dirty limericks and communist propaganda which means i must be really tired.

<Merrick> Elizabethian: To be or not to be, that is the question, whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, or to take up arms against a sea of troubles and by opposing end them. Ebonics: I be fixin to hang in the hood.

<+Bort> you'd be surprised how many kids are willing to walk 2 miles into the woods to get candy.
Comment: #bteg, Gamesnet

<CMR> We're having a solar eclipse!
<RJR> Oo! Where?

<+kritical> christin: you need to learn how to figure out stuff yourself..
<+Christin1> how do i do that

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