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#52504
<^Spike^> I had my first character censored on City of Villains
<@Stumpy> whyfor?
<^Spike^> They did not appreciate 'Captain Coathanger the Abortionist'
<^Spike^> (He had pirate hooks for hands!)
Comment: He's going to hell one day...
#9452
<F|ashBoy> i want to be ur friend but u are makin fun of me
#17977
<MixieArmadillo> hahaha
<Mnementh4> if you tell me, I will have to commit sepuku
<MixieArmadillo> is that anything like oragami?
<Mnementh4> more messy, but the concept is basically the same
#292618
#642
<Techbert> I'm an idiot, it's your fault for confusing me. :P
#18270
<BloodNose> I'm actually going out for the weekend ... *gasp*
<BloodNose> to spend a night ...
<Blender13> woah
<BloodNose> at a girls house *bigger gasp*
<cryptonix> his aunts
<BloodNose> lol
<Blender13> lol
<BloodNose> and like, I've never even met this girl before
<Blender13> obviously his aunt
<cryptonix> great aunt
<Blender13> ah
<BloodNose> apparently she's really fit and been offered a modeling job
<cryptonix> hot great aunt
<Blender13> and why the hell are you going there?
<BloodNose> ok, brb ... I need to phone my uncle to see if it's alright with my aunt still
#2112
<moomba> i heard that a company called nissan was coming with a Z type thing
<moomba> but that's not out yet
<moomba> it's supposedly really fast but only has 2 seats
#46201
Imperialism32: You know what I just noticed
Imperialism32: Nothing ever fucking happens in South America
Imperialism32: Seriously
Imperialism32: when was the last time you heard about ANYTHING from there?
Imperialism32: I usually forget it exists until I play Risk
#42255
<RizBow> man, irc is like one big retarded crossword puzzle
Comment: #maddox
#70439
<Panda-> i love irc so much more than my family
<Panda-> mainly because my grandmother doesnt recognize me
<Panda-> BUT AUTHSERV DOES!
#8466
<helminthes> hey i had a vision today of some fat old man with a dog sitting on campus and he goes, "hey, pet my dog" and i say, "heh no thanks i gotta go to class." "but the dog's cute, look at him." "no man, see ya" "DOG HATER!!! DOG HATER!! HE JUST HIT MY DOG IN THE FACE" {i run away}
#9143
<waffle> <+SKubber> as if I'd remember all my one night stands. <+SKubber> hehehe maybe I COULD remember them by smell
<waffle> #bearcave
<Proz512> He remembers by the smell of one's colon
#7501
<dirtynumbangelboy> SCREW HUMANITY LETS DO MORE NITROUS YAY
#45946
<sharpi> i got attacked by a group of seagulls on the ferry home today :(
<Bill> ha what happened
<sharpi> i was out on the deck and i noticed these kids were feeding french fries to the seagulls and thought that i'd give it a try
<sharpi> so i go buy some fries and i go out and start feeding them
<sharpi> having a good time until the seagulls that didn't get any got mad or something and started trying to swoop in for my fries so i cover them up and the next thing i know i'm getting shit on by them
<sharpi> it's hard to explain to your wife just how you could manage to come home covered in shit
#1541
<Delusion> I'm reminded of someone I worked with who was about 35 and who dyed a streak of grey in his hair to look 'distinguished'.
<Delusion> Instead, he looked 'gay'.
#9041
<phatmike> i want hard boiled eggs
<phatmike> why is that?
<Dayv> Your body is craving extra fat and protein.
<Dayv> Obviously, you are preparing for mitosis.
#39245
<+DarkSpirit> This sucks.
<+DarkSpirit> I got banned from Spanish class last week.
<+DarkSpirit> We were talking about the history of Spain, and how there is a large number of Asians living there.
<+DarkSpirit> And there's some jokes made about Japanese people pronouncing their "l's," like "r's."
<+DarkSpirit> There's some laughs.
<+DarkSpirit> And then we have to do these dialogues that we wrote ourselves.
<+DarkSpirit> Which are basiclly just conversations between a group of people
<+DarkSpirit> And we have to greet eachother and such.
<+DarkSpirit> And when it comes to be our turn, I tape my eyes back, so I look Japanese.
<+ricoblue> omg ds
<+ricoblue> lol
<+DarkSpirit> I turn my back to the class, and when my friend says "Hola."
<+DarkSpirit> I spin around, and as loud as I possibly can, yell "HORA! COMO ESTASU!"
<+DarkSpirit> And do the best jump kick I've ever done in my life.
<+DarkSpirit> And that's why I can't go back to Spanish class anymore.
#9101
<Hiryuu> "War, the musical!"
<Ten> "With Sean Connery as Iraq!"
#247324
<onslaught86> Oh man.
<onslaught86> I just saw a cat get hit by a car.
<onslaught86> Most uncool.
<Sharkdog> :(
<Sharkdog> I love cats.
<onslaught86> They didn't stop.
<onslaught86> Jerkoffs.
<onslaught86> I went door knocking to see if it was anyone's cat, no-one knew.
<onslaught86> One guy said he'd call the ranger to have the poor cat taken away.
<Sharkdog> I hope you did that subtly.
<Sharkdog> "Hi ma'm is that, perhaps, your dead cat there run over in the middle of the road?"
<onslaught86> Oh god.
<onslaught86> Sharky, you have made my brain think very nasty things.
<onslaught86> "Oh hai! ^_^ I gots runned overs. :("
#29959
* zchrist did one of the most dumbest things this morning :D
<keter> whats that
<zchrist> I take 3 meds every morning.. one for allergies, one for my headaches, and the 3rd's just a regular ol' vitamin
<keter> and
<zchrist> so i pour me some orange juice.. pop the cap on a bottle.. take out a pill.. slam it down.. and put the cap back on.. when it hits me...
<zchrist> I just took my dogs heart medication
<keter> lol
Comment: dalnet #C
#993
serluny: how long did it took u to learn c?
ReDPriest:4.5 minutes
serluny:how did u do that?
ReDPriest:i downloaded it into my brain..i got a program to do
that
serluny:what program
ReDPriest:download shit into your brain v3.1
serluny:how do i download it?
ReDPriest: go to www.downloadable-shit-for-your-brain.com
serluny:i cant download it something is wrong
#29036
<Daisuke> yea, sucking cocks is fun
<Daisuke> that came out wrong
#1852
<maff> I prefer replacing the victims house with a giant microwave that looks exactly like their old house
#37729
<Lethe> man, if Christ is real, I'm so screwed
#39684
<Tarkaan> Why the fuck is there a new GI Joe DVD?
<Tarkaan> is it 2004 or am I drunk again?
<Jeffe> I think it's a little of both.