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#2767
*** civicsi was kicked by Raegen (KK: go away jason)
civicsi is jason@adsl-208-188-253-138.dsl.stlsmo.swbell.net * Jason Preston
civicsi on #cars
civicsi using irc2.lightning.net Toca's Miracle
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<civicsi> uhhh
<civicsi> HOW DID YOU GET MY NAME?
<Tokae> we are l33t
<Darn> haha he hacked you
<KK> shutup jason
<civicsi> how did you do that?
<Tokae> you will be fuct over jason if you act out of line.
<KK> Mr Preston
<civicsi> I hope you know that I have logs of all hacking attempts
<civicsi> and I WILL forward them to the DOJ
#15750
<beaker> > MR IP MASTER : OURS FIREWALLS WERE DETECTING A LOT OF TRYINGS TO
VIOLATE
<beaker> > THE SECURITY OF OURS SYSTEMS FROM THE NEXT IP UNDER YOUR DOMAIN
<beaker> > ADMINISTRATOR
<beaker> >
<beaker> > WE WAIT FOR AN INMEDIATLY SOLUTION
#301836
<@PZT> "I want you to taste these," she panted as she unbuttoned her blouse, revealing two full-grown California grizzly bears. I was on the ground before it even clicked. I glanced upwards and wove my head to the left as a set of 2" claws plunged downward at me. They grazed the side of my face. It stung like hell. One of them was sitting on my left arm; I couldn't move. I felt around for the coat hanger she'd thrown to the floor just minutes ago. A careless move for an agent, I thought to myself. I twisted it around my wrist, forming a crude hook, and jabbed at the one on top of me. It rolled over, uttering primal groans of agony as blood dripped from its eyes. I slashed blindly to my left. I didn't break the fur, but it was enough. The second bear shifted its weight, and I was able to pry my arm free. Still half-naked, I grabbed the padlocked Armani suitcase and I stumbled out the motel room door.
<Scizor300> What the hell?
* Stoney is now known as Stonaway
<@PZT> I swore silently to myself as I dashed toward the dimly lit lobby. She'd been one of them all along. An agent. The Movement had warned me not to let down my cover, even for a minute. Why hadn't I listened? A prostitute, in the beat-down slums of Madrid? What was I thinking? Her name... Bertha. Bear-tha. She'd been dangling it in front of my face the entire night, but I had been too horny to listen. Or care, for that matter.
<+Mach> What the fuck?
<@PZT> I burst out the front door and ran down the street towards a departing bus. I didn't care where it was going; no human can outrun a hungry grizzly bear on foot. I heard screams behind me, followed by roars and a horrible gnashing sound. I stuck my good arm between the closing doors, pried them open and stepped on board. I threw a few coins at the flabbergasted bus driver and made my way to a seat, ignoring the similarly confused faces around me. It didn't matter to me; the honey was safe. That was all that mattered nowadays.
Comment: #armonte's_channel on irc.esper.net
#17298
<xenothrope> WHO IS THE MOST TALENTED PRON STAR?!?!
<hoho> ron jeremy
<[H]Lasuuco> me
<[H]Lasuuco> i can wack off on command
<xenothrope> peter north owns jeremy
<hoho> nah
<isajeep> ummm
<[H]Lasuuco> lol
<isajeep> im not prepared to argue the better parts of male porn stars
<NickBlasta> dont lie jeep
<hoho> jeep, im going by the fact that the guy is fat, ugly, and old but still gets laid every day.
<isajeep> I said im not prepared...I don't have my slides ready
<xenothrope> lmao jeep
<isajeep> hoho thats because he(like me) has mastered his body
<NickBlasta> ROFL
<isajeep> wait
<hoho> so you're fat and ugly like him?
<isajeep> that might sund wrong
<isajeep> *sound
#56930
<BobtheAvenger> how be you?
<GreyKnight> Currently trying to beat some C++ into submission
<GreyKnight> COMPILE YOU FREAK
<GreyKnight> I'm tempted to print the code out just so I can set fire to it
#129406
<@matt-o-rama> i told somebody on youtube to "euthanize yourself"
<@matt-o-rama> they reply "that only works for dogs, stupid"
#1774
<WabbyTwax> MOVIE TRIVIA TIME You have to beat EtherMan's high score of 720
<WabbyTwax> Question #59: for 60 points . . . .
<WabbyTwax> What special skill did the cricket possess in the movie "Mulan"?
<Evil_God> talking
<EtherMan> speech
<D-viant> singing
<Evil_God> ninjitsu
<EtherMan> swordsmanship
<D-viant> violin
<EtherMan> flight
<D-viant> fighting
<EtherMan> homosexuality
<D-viant> japanese fighting cricket
<Evil_God> big slapping testicles
<WabbyTwax> Sorry, your time is up! You had 30 seconds to answer.
<D-viant> expanding rectum
<Evil_God> opium addiction
#220691
Aga: I just binned a condom
Aga: it had ran past its expiry date
Aga: ...somehow I make sure to always have one around in case somebody else might be in dire need of one
#2507
<briansex> i am sliding my hand up your leg what do u do?
<sully> I tell you I'm a guy?
#52405
<elfodox> so the boggle solver works... I'm going to set some high scores on web-boggle :)
<elfodox> it takes a while to parse the 3.6mb dictionary file :(
<elfodox> if my dad gets a supercomputer for his company, I'll use it to solve boggle at never-before imagined speeds :P
<fr_gment> At mind boggling speeds, perhaps?
#2316
<sceptre70> anybody here know how i can get laid or eat out a pussy without spending money msg me
#307045
* Half got Winston to eat a kitty treat out of her hand today.
Mango: Sometimes I forget if Winston is the cat or the boyfriend, but not this time.
#54315
<er> So a Mafia boss is on his death bed, and he calls his grandson over
<er> and he says, "Son, I'd like you to have my gold-plated revolver."
<er> But the son replies, "You know, grandpa, I don't really like guns. Can I have your Rolex watch instead?"
<er> The boss says, "Listen to me, son. Some day, you'll be boss of the family, have a beautiful wife and a big house.
<er> And then, one day, you come home and your wife's in the arms of another man.
<er> What are you going to do, point to your Rolex and say, 'Time's Up'?"
#34940
<Zappo> may I suggest a "Fix it" button in every error box too?
<Zappo> I also want undo on power off
<wardrobe> look, you're just being silly now
<Zappo> what do you mean "now"? did you think the "fix it" was actually possible?
#297245
<MulleDK19> How would I do arctan without a calc?
<HiLander> first, dim the lights
<engimo> put on some barry manilow
<HiLander> pour two glasses of red wine
<engimo> light some candles maybe
<HiLander> and then.. wait for the magic to begin
<engimo> yeh
Comment: #math on freenode
#354
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<Penfold> Excess flood my arse
<Ganesh> no thanks
#43352
<Karlsen> so, I'm removing gentoo now, should I go for xp or 2k? (laptop)
<issuez> xp
<anthill> 2k
<Mootar> gentoo
Comment: EFNet/#geekissues
#70154
<Ibram> Jesus christ
<Ibram> $490 dollars for a japanese font for microsoft word?
<Ingell> sucker.ttf
#11442
<dan> what the hell is a ponzi scheme
<brian-w> where you go into a meeting with a leather jacket and go 'Aaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy!!!!'
<brian-w> and they give you money
#5269
<clay> protocol defines that i place nothing less than a television UP YOUR ASS
#28825
<Random-Guy> Hello? Is anyone there? I did it! I'm the last #finalfighter alive! *Spills his hand lotion* That...that's not fair. There was time now!
#307814
<+Raija> what does it feel like to use a penis, though?
<Skarlet> wuh?
<Skarlet> you don't know?
<Fritz> It feels awesome!
<+Raija> I mean, what does it feel like to fuck something with a penis
<Fritz> The power of the world in the palm if your hand
#53818
You Hate SWC: The man gets the woman WASTED.
You Hate SWC: And they have "teh hawt secks."
You Hate SWC: And then she wakes up, vomits, and nine monthes later, I was born.
You Hate SWC: Oh shit.
You Hate SWC: a baby is born*
PSOdude34: XD
You Hate SWC: *cough*
ToasterStrube: Yea, nice typo
You Hate SWC: >__>
#16138
<Shea-> it makes me giggle like a giddy asian schoolgirl on a rainbow brite pony
<Shea-> mmmm pony.
#299721
<CStubing> man... just heard on cnbc.. "Let's listen in as the moment of silence begins."
Comment: 9/11 Rememberance Telecast