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#10908
<StrScream> jeremy: as long as you're going postal, can you find out why I haven't gotten any mail for 3 days?
#223252
<Mondus> Hey everyone.. Are any of you geniuses porting Google Chrome to FreeBSD or are you aware of anyone working on that?
<anxt> we use links
<indigoflux> I use telnet.
<phx> nah, netcat
<phx> telnet parses control characters instead of me, doing a poor job
#4865
<iHaveAids> Anyone want to talk to a 17 / f?
#2133
<Kashan> I think we should circumsize horses so they look prettier in the porn videos
#13599
<Sumez> Jar: I can't believe you don't know what a Skoda is
<Aximili> Sumez: I can't believe you don't know what a Hasemalphaginnojinglanaporphomism is
<Sumez> Axi: I do, oh I do
<Aximili> What is it, then?
<Sumez> Axi: a reversed contradicting metamorph phrased as an anagram
<Aximili> Sumez: Damn.. you did know..
#11708
<Nighters> I've decided that if i'm not happy when i'm 40 i'm going to kill 2-3 people who are like 18-19 with BRIGHT ASS FUTURES
#235987
<ousti> I'm yelling at you in Korean right now, but you can't hear me!
<Raiden> Are you going "kekekekekeke Zerg rush ^________^"
#3474
<@Catgirl> The three stages of Catgirl hating: #1) "FUCK YOU I'M RIGHT YOU'RE WRONG" #2) "FUCK YOU I BET YOU'RE NOT A GIRL" #3) "FUCK YOU" *ban* PM: "I'd like to fuck you."
#14583
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<mad-splat> @find *turbo*c++*
<mad-splat> @find *codewarrior*
<dos622> @find you*being*banned
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#17162
<\\`es> fuck i just downloaded 5 crazytown mp3's. What the fuck is happening with me
#11410
<+Shaym> i progress in my VC++ learning :)
<+Shaym> hey
<+GoodScrat> baby shaym
<+Shaym> my boss want to make skinnables apps
<+stereo> hehe
<+Shaym> is it hard to do it ?
<+GoodScrat> Shaym, Where did you learn engish on the back of a gum wrapper?
<+Shaym> excuse me for my poor "engish" ;)
#1244
<atila> my pc just shocked me
<atila> I touched my cd-r and it went "bzzzzzzzzzzzzzt"
<ivilgrue> must be an anti-piracy system
#34071
<opivy10> i used to be a lesbian till i got my sex change
*** Dianora sets mode: +m
#296072
<keiretsu> today at uni the lecturer was trying to open up his powerpoint presentation
<keiretsu> he opens Powerpoint from the start menu and clicks the Save button at the top (with a blank document currently open)
<keiretsu> while he's navigating around someone tells him that he clicked the save button and he responds "yes, that's to save a file"
<keiretsu> and he navigates to his lecture presentation thingy and double clicks it and it prompts him wiht the "do you wish to overwrite" dialog and he clicks Yes
<keiretsu> and the whole lecture theatre started laughing out loud at him and some guy was shouting "GG"
<surfichris> lol
<keiretsu> he closes powerpoint and navigates to it in windows explorer and double clicks it and it's now a blank document :p
#1634
<harb> Polybeastiality? Is that like cheating on your sheep with your cow?
#52741
<stan> life just isn't complete until you can do a line of blow off the back of a girl you're anally violating while she's decapitated.
<Eigenstat> stan, dude, that would be impossible. The post decapitation reflex is STRONG. Every muscle spasms like FUCK about 5 seconds after the spinal cord is severed.
<stan> god, it's not like she'll squeeze my dick off.
<Eigenstat> no, but she'd ruin the line, man.
Comment: efnet #ampedout
#642
<Techbert> I'm an idiot, it's your fault for confusing me. :P
#3600
<BombScare> hmmm...choices choices, either get dressed and go get lunch, or sit here and wait for dinner
<BombScare> damn im lazy
#10396
[S+Z] Signoff: Atlaz_ (.)
<Joke> Why does Atlaz always quit with just one tit?
#16521
<NoahSoft> wizdom: Where?
<wizdom> UK :p
<NoahSoft> Is that in australia?
#79
<SYch0> [^_^
<blazemore> cellphones will give you cancer
#17977
<MixieArmadillo> hahaha
<Mnementh4> if you tell me, I will have to commit sepuku
<MixieArmadillo> is that anything like oragami?
<Mnementh4> more messy, but the concept is basically the same
#11697
<RonZombie> \m/
<RonZombie> pretend thats a little fist making devil horns
<Aboshi> Then pretend it's cool
<RonZombie> HELLO BURN WARD
<RonZombie> MAJOR BURNAGE
#17080
<mrkikass> i mean if she took her pants off im sure id get plenty of energy real quick but other than that i didnt feel like it
#5431
<FutabaAoi> i know none of you shower
<Jakov> I shower 40 times a day fool
<FutabaAoi> golden ones dont count