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#30887
* lsq didnt think you could marry a vibrator.
<mossop> you can't dear
<Ama_away> you probably can in sweden
#45542
<DarkArchon> You might be spending too much time on the internet when you find & play the shockwave games on the trojan condom website...
Comment: irc.archspace.org #archspace 6666
#6006
<Kaje> my friend at camp brought his psx and gathered us all into his room to watch him beat it
#45489
<hybridpro> what is the best program
<hybridpro> for avi to dvd
<hybridpro> on mirc
<wixard> irc2dvd
<PcChip> i hear they released version 5.6
---- five minutes later ----
<hybridpro> um, there is no irc 2 dvd
<hybridpro> U ALL ARE A BUNCHA LIERS
<hybridpro> FUCKERS!!!!!
#22529
<Capt_Dequranii> bah... the south were n00bs
<Capt_Dequranii> the north had the better aimbot
<crack> "omg!@! h4x h4x!~!!" Robert E. Lee
#38995
<Char> I used to be pretty dumb with computers. But then I found out you can get porn on them. Two years later I was the mod of an internet forum.
Comment: #forum-m@irc.freenode.net
#9081
Spin: arrrr, pirates of the south west
Spin: thar be large pipes o'bandwith near ye'ol univarsety.
Pirate: yearg, ye may be an ta somethan thar.
Spin: what say ye we pull yonder USB hard disk longside yonder NMSU puter and begin tha lutin and plunderin.
Pirate: yearg. The master done gaved me a testin machine with a grand ol CDR.
Pirate: Avast!
Pirate: MP3s off the starboard bow!
Spin: stere clear of ye porn pop ups rollin in from tha east.
Pirate: I have mah trusty Opera browsa to help me fend em off.
Spin: encrypt the data holds, batton down thar security patches, argh thar be spyware abound.
#243
<!Lun_e> ill just sit here and eat my Kice Rispy Paralellogram.
#2479
<Screwy> I went on a 30-day diet
<Screwy> and lost 30 days
#21378
<RocketFodder> that is the worst porn ever
<RocketFodder> that said, i'll..uh...bbl...
#16921
<[11]HannyArZ> hello, where can i buy chanserv? I will trade warez for it
#10480
<Encapsulate> So
<Encapsulate> I was going to say you should name thechild the next word I
heard over the cube walls.
<Encapsulate> Unfortunatly, the next word I heard was "Auschwitz"
#7161
<KINGofEXTREME> i forgot cars come in manual man
<KINGofEXTREME> my friend starts changing gears
<KINGofEXTREME> im like what are you doing
<KINGofEXTREME> didnt know what was going on
#7893
<+iNzpekth|buzy> where can i get some ftp programs??
<@pain> try www.google.com
<+iNzpekth|buzy> <<--Thx pain-->>
<@pain> lol, nice script
<+iNzpekth|buzy> <<--Thx pain-->>
<+iNzpekth|buzy> hey pain, i didnt find ftp from www.google.com, which link is it?
* pain cries
#3807
[bytraper] they are my family.... I love them like they were my own, I couldn't part with them for less than $20
#304344
<Foone> my oatmeal is impressive
<Foone> it has separate instructions for making oatmeal with 1 packet or with 2 packets
<Foone> if you want to make it with 1 packet, you pour into a bowl and add 1/2 cup of hot water and stir
<mathrick> hahah, what?
<Foone> if you want to make it with 2 packets, you pour into a bowl and add 1 cup of hot water and stir
<Foone> I THINK I COULD HAVE FIGURED OUT THE SECOND ONE ON MY OWN
<mathrick> no twist ending?
<Foone> NOPE
<Foone> they don't provide instructions for making it with 3 packets, though
<Foone> but they provide a number to call with questions
<mathrick> DO IT
#28748
<azmo> !fact
<stackman> Random Fact: MICHAEL JACKSON WAS BLACK
#16589
<azrael69> <----retarded
<madman`> true---^
<FlipMo> azrael69: pics plz
#14098
<phunqe> As I was walking home from work the other day, I saw a funny ad in the subway. Instead of laughing quietly for myself I actually said "lol" quite loud. The high voltage tracks seemed very inviting at that point.
#28787
* OxD kicks rbastic in the nuts
<rbastic> comeon man
<OxD> heh
<rbastic> i need those. for like, making semen and stuff.
<rbastic> mostly just for the semen.
#38103
(Yed) the navy/army etc is scary
(Yed) if you tell them youre not interested they like
(Yed) "so when do you want to make an appointment?"
(Chexee) lmfao
(Yed) its either that
(Yed) or this big ass guy in a marine uniform
(Yed) asking you why you wont join
(Yed) over and over again
(Yed) its like interrogation
(Yed) not to mention he has a sword
(Yed) :(
#1770
<whoreee> i just ordered the explosion self titled CD single?
<Weeve> what's it called?
#56888
<dizzy_> BlueInferno why did you give up on christianity?
<BlueInferno> dizzy_, I read the bible.
#14316
BoobiePatutti> My mom is now telling me what Hobbits do with their feet at night.
BoobiePatutti> Feeting.
BoobiePatutti> Like fisting, only with their feet.
#10025
<a_passerby> I want a :D drive instead of a D: drive