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#299982
<Cynake> French is a useless language for being angry.
<Cynake> No matter how angry you are, and how hateful the words you say, it still sounds like you're looking at yourself in the mirror and admiring your dress and makeup.
<Cynake> Russian is a great language to swear in if you're understood.
<Cynake> Entry-level Russian swearing starts off with phrases like "Oh rotting whore on my dick"
<Cynake> Instead of "Oh crap"
<lorraine> So romantic.
Comment: #trl
#50770
<AlexMax> the closest i ever got to even having a girlfriend is when i asked a girl out via aim and she said "brb" and signed off.
#88844
<Slowking_Man> Ugh, I'm dealing with a site that apparently uses javascript to load flash to load WMV files
<Slowking_Man> It's like something out of Richard Stallman's nightmares
Comment: #defocus@irc.freenode.net
#46107
<Wookie^> hmm ouch
<Wookie^> not great headlines side by side
<Wookie^> British Media Delight In London's Joy
<Wookie^> Blasts Hit London, Capital In Chaos
#15183
<deimos> someone asked me some ungodly complex question in an interview once
<deimos> it took him 5 minutes to explain it
<rwhom> did you get it right?
<deimos> and then they looked at me
<deimos> and wanted a single part answer
<deimos> so i thought for a second
<cj_> <deimos> and i said, "potatoe". i didn't get the job.
#52087
<@ALGORYTHM> got my road tax
<@ALGORYTHM> some sikh guy and his gf in the post office hate me now
<@ALGORYTHM> they started off, very long queue btw
<@ALGORYTHM> talking about the hair on his back :/
<@ALGORYTHM> bleh and i had to stand there and listen
<@ALGORYTHM> then they started talking about lost and wondering who dies in series two
<@ALGORYTHM> so i told them and they're like wtf
<+McFly> lol
<@ALGORYTHM> i said, i didn't want to know about the hair on your back and you didn't want to know about the spoiler
<@ALGORYTHM> so i think we're even
Comment: still on season 1 in the uk
#7524
<yunicus> sometimes i can't deal with you people in text format
#8554
<JungleMason> There's a hole in my heart that can only be filled by you.
<Gabealicious> Have you tried epoxy?
<JungleMason> Yes, and the smell reminds me of you.
<Gabealicious> Or... maybe some of that spray foam insulation...
<JungleMason> I LOVE that shit.
<Gabealicious> me too!
<JungleMason> Tastes GREAT on a Triscuit.
<Gabealicious> Yes ... some folks call it 'ez cheez'
<JungleMason> Burger King calls it "Ranch Dip."
#9027
<Syncope> kris's birth certificate was an apology letter from the abortion clinic
#297599
<R0b0t1> "Honestly I think all those people who say Bin Laden has weapons of mass destruction are stupid. Destroying mass is against the laws of thermodynamics!"
<leymoo> ...
<leymoo> you sir, win the award of the "biggest groan I'll do today" competition
#2834
<semi> ThePikmin: oh yeah? well i can increase my penis size up to 3 full inches!
<ThePikmin> my penis size is already 3 full inches
#29708
<Lippizanr> blargh. must get dressed.
<king-mob> Lippizanr: you and your middle-class morality
#12304
<@Breathe> Server announcement: >>Attention please: We are about to reset the Linuxguy server to upgrade the chat softweare. This will cause you to disconnect. You should be able to reconnect right away. If you have any problems, please let us know in #magicstar.. We will reset linuxguy in 2 minutes.<<
<@Breathe> I love it. "If you can't reconnect, come into a channel and let us know!"
#8864
<+Sonikku> 10 PRINT "_Bobbi_ is a PROGRAMER!"
<+Sonikku> 20 GOTO 10
<@dixon> Sonikku: what is that ? assembly ?
#18346
*** Joins: YourNick (YourNick@149.99.97.000)
<YourNick> anyone here know where i can download games for kids to play
<Xama> no idea
<Dave|sleep> try www.goatse.cx
<Dave|sleep> they have a wide variety of childrens' games
<Harbish> stop doing that to people!
<YourNick> why are you so evil
<YourNick> my kids were standing right here when that page opened
<YourNick> are you happy
<YourNick> asshole
<Dave|sleep> Incredibly.
<Dave|sleep> you mean "gaping asshole", right?
*** Parts: YourNick (YourNick@149.99.97.000)
<Josh> LOL!
<Dave|sleep> I AM WIN!
<Harbish> comedy
#76611
<Craig> you wanna go drink?
<Genga> ive no cash
<Genga> im more broke than a...
<Genga> Windows based PC
<Genga> oh god I cant believe I just said that
#46474
<fr_gment> Right-wing, fundamentalist Christian religious groups are proponents of teaching abstinence over contraception in schools, correct?
<autrereine> Correct.
<fr_gment> Abstinence didn't save the Virgin Mary!
#76974
<zashi> I could get a few pounds of unrefined uranium
<Red_Herring> your ass would be in guantanimo before i could figure out how to spell 'guantanimo'
<Red_Herring> which in your defense, ill never figure out how to spell
#17452
<emp|whiskey> icq??? who still uses that?
<jud_> pervs
<zapp> i do
<zapp> oops
<zapp> oh damn.
#230486
<OOPz> 'who had flown from American to give evidence' - the independant
<OOPz> does nobody proof read any more?
<wiseman303> no
<wiseman303> they have spell cheque!
#17244
<Muppet> *arf arf*
<damnyoure> *slap slap*
<Muppet> *bite bite*
<damnyoure> *bang bang*
<Muppet> *die die*
<damnyoure> *bury bury*
<Muppet> *rot rot*
#11474
<Josho> hold on here
<Josho> does the cube have a dvd drive?
<Amanda`> It's probably a 12x cdrom
<Josho> ><
<Josho> insulting the cube is like kicking me in the privates
<Josho> i don't know how to eject the cdrom
<Amanda`> drag it to the trash can
<Josho> strike two
#34689
<tharaka> my computer said "shutting down in 60 seconds"
<tharaka> and i set the clock back to the 1st of april
<tharaka> and now it says "shutting down in 4 days"
<tharaka> hahaha.. stupid microsoft
<tharaka> oh fuck!
* tharaka (tharaka@c210-49-185-160.werrb1.vic.optusnet.com.au) Quit (Connection Reset By Peer)
#311061
<KateLibby> and no, im not iliterate, my parents were married
#295981
<+Biiaru> Admittedly, calculus is like sucking dick. I don't very much want to do it, but I have to get to college somehow.
Comment: #zelda