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#29446
* Steele looks at his watch
<Steele> well either its 6:15 or mickey has a hard on
#33580
<PittGirlie> yanno almost all the guys in irc are pretty damn cute ... whats up with that?
<+fleet> Becasue we're also sociopaths
<+fleet> And we all have wierd mental problems
<+fleet> And we all smell
<+fleet> and this is the only way living girls talk to us
#9209
<Disco`Stu> fat girls need loving too
<kodos> someone has to take one for the team
<kodos> i vote its luke
<lukeiyo-e> damn you fuckers
<lukeiyo-e> alright.. someone pass me a torch
#311000
<Pen Straw> the earth is actually flat but it rotates like a doom sprite when anyone tries to look at a different angle
#12787
<Wilke> LEMME SHOW YOU MY FORECAST
<Wilke> COLD WITH LOTS OF FUCKING SNOW AND LIGHTNING
<Wilke> LOW OF REALLY FUCKING COLD
<Wilke> HIGH OF REALLY NOT QUITE AS FUCKING COLD
#294213
<Plasma-Fox> Yo mama's so stupid, when I asked her opinion of quantum chromodynamics as a non-abelian gauge theory, she thought the only group of massless quarks was SUL(Nf) x SUR(Nf) x UB(1) x UA(1).
#112827
[carbine] My manager has a shortcut to "Show Desktop" on her desktop..
#636
<Anagon> IT'S UP! I GOT IT UP!
<Anagon> (no, not like that)
#65907
<ArianaK> I want my money back.
<ArianaK> I forgot the name of the tea I'm drinking thats supposed to help your memory
#7148
<_Rojo_> I want to compile her kernel
<_Rojo_> christ
<_Rojo_> computer-geek foreplay
#119961
<Squirrel^^> hey hey
<Robin> what's shakin'?
<Squirrel^^> ur mum
<Robin> possibly
<Robin> thanks to the parkinsons disease and all
<Robin> :/
#32109
* ikkenai changes topic to 'STOP SUBMITTING MY QUOTES TO BASH.CX YOU FUCKING IDIOTS'
#17390
<@Afterglow> what's the point of irc anyway
<@Afterglow> everyone idles
< destruct> the "point" is that if you take the third word spoken on the second tuesday of every month of the the third person down in each channel you visit on irc, they will form a description of the path to the lost city of atlantis
#8007
<quacky> if you get carpal tunnel from giving handjobs, can you still get L&I from work?
<Captain_Tenille> Depends if it's job related, I guess.
<Buggy> hmmm... if the handjobs are for managers, maybe
<geekie> technically...you just have to give the handjob at work.
<geekie> and then management is responisble for said handjob
<Buggy> well, it's not really in my job description.. but maybe it's in yours
<geekie> no..if the accident occurs in the workplace, they are liable.
<Buggy> right, so if it's an accidental handjob...
<quacky> that's what I'm talking about.
<Buggy> or an accident occurs while doing the handjob
<quacky> only we're talking about handjob-related injuries
<geekie> right.
#21364
<wormie> go to a junk yard
<wormie> get an old car that runs
<wormie> give the fat guy workin there 20 bucks for it
<wormie> drive it into the store as deep in as you can
<wormie> hop out
<wormie> and when everyones running away
<ubergamer> LOL
<wormie> go grab a cd key :)
#368
<RevNeptho> gethostbyintuition() is still a dream of mine
#53283
* mademoiselle has quit IRC (Quit: boyfriend's horny, brb)
Comment: #megatokyo on Aniverse
#13476
<[cr0wz]> my dildo hurts
<_SuPeR_Fly_> my arse hurts
<wisteria101> see a doc
<[cr0wz]> i wonder why
* FadeJade sees a connection
#31766
We had the schools first HP laser printer installed in the PC lab for less than 24 hours when we received the only the first complaint on it. One of the users came down to tell us that the laser printer wasn't printing and had eaten his report. We tried to explain to him that the printer can't eat your report, and he said, yes it truly had and that there was smoke coming from the printer along with strange grinding noises. Upon investigation we discovered that he had taken his 5 1/4" floppy and had somehow crammed it into the envelope feed and hit printscreen, whereupon it promptly fused into a mess. The printer had less than 50 total pages through it.
#64584
<Sabator> ATi name their cards using a dartboard with all the letters of the alphabet on it
<Sabator> unfortunately 80% of the board is the letter X
#6627
<CecilPL> I have a life, I just don't do anything in it
#42614
<Drag[Slumber]> Ok, what the fuck
<Drag[Slumber]> Just now, RIGHT NOW, someone JUST shot out the windows on all of our cars
<Drag[Slumber]> On my car, it's just the back window, and nothing else
<Drag[Slumber]> But they went easy on it, compared to everyone else's car
<YoshiDude> QUICK INFORM EVERYONE ON IRC
#304082
<Count> i put QDB and bash on my reader too :)
<Count>: now in 12 months time when bash gets one new quote, i'll be ready!
Comment: #batcave on Austnet
#4158
* cococutie does the deaf hottie victory dance :)
<Rhelik> cococutie: deaf hottie? why deaf?
<estranger> Rhelik: mainly cus she can't hear =)
#306314
<OctopusRainbows>today i exposed myself for jello shots
<OctopusRainbows>just got back from gay weekend at the beach
<ME-tan>fabulous
<OctopusRainbows>there were "shots 4 hooters" and "shots 4 cocks" signs. i took advantage of both. the guys with the shots for cock sign were very very confused
<ME-tan>bwahahaha
<OctopusRainbows>poor gay guys. they did not want to see girlcock XD
<Ling>wat
<OctopusRainbows>haha exactly
Comment: Transgender support channel...