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#1840
<Guilty> Me: "I think I'll send a message" | ICQ: Wait wait, wouldnt you like to search the web? The white pages? The yellow pages? Want me to check your email? Your stocks? On your dog? Look someone on your list has a birthday coming up oh shit go buy them a gift here. But first check your ICQ Pager(TM) and make a few internet phone calls. Go, do it, I'll be here, moving myself to random parts of the screen so I'm never in the position you left me
#63878
<tydel> this fat chick walked up to me at the club tonight
<tydel> she's like "I like vodka, buy me a drink"
<tydel> I was like "I like blowjobs, buy ME a drink"
<tydel> kind of a conversation ender
#145960
Reiver: How fast are the taps?
Mango: tap tap tap tap tap tap tap
Mango: about that fast
#14509
<Joe> Who invented l33t-speak?
<Evil_Lawn_Gnome> Joe, I did.
<milencho880> i invented it
<Joe> Really? Good. I always wanted to meet the world's biggest fucking idiots.
#57854
<RuKK> now, as far as measuring the temp of them
<RuKK> your pain threshhold is around 65-75 celcius
<RuKK> thats too hot.
<RuKK> so - the rule of thumb for voltage regulators being - much like sex - if it hurts, it may be a problem.
Comment: #hardware on efnet
#300792
<SterlingSilver> We got our report cards back last week. I'm not so great in school, so I did a D in one class. But I was totally okay with this when I realized that with the S (satisfactory) in chorus and the S in study hall, the first 6 grades on my report card spell "BADASS."
#27897
<b1nk> i'm rich
<b1nk> one of the richest kids in toronto
<efnex> haha, getting rich in canada is as easy as getting sars in china
#41688
<rdancer> frog_: *printf means ``those many functions whose name ends with "printf"'' at least in C, there are *many*
<||cw> my favorite is pprintf, it prints the first letter of any words where the starting sounds is a hard consant sound 2 times
#7536
<BizaSmokedout> nah amng I can hold a inteligent convrsation if you want
#4451
<amoeba> mouse gestures = OMG IM TOO LAZY TO PRESS TEH BUTTONS ON TEH KEYBOARD
<@tr0n> HEY IF I MOVE IT IN AN S PATTERN AND THEN A ZIGZAG AND THEN A SQUARE SHAPE IT WILL TAKE ME TO FAGS.NET
#307980
<+Stars> man I always feel bad when I install X on a new system :(
<+Stars> it's like I am ruining it
#90
<matt`> It is illegal to use UNIX in conjunction with a member of the opposite sex. This could prevent copulation-2.1.3-20.i386.tar.gz from compiling correctly.
#6546
<pimpDT> you need a nice phrase to tell women when they mention babies
<boXlor> "stfu" ?
#195581
<titaniumone> A customer came into Best Buy and very clearly asked me where the "Black CD's" were. I assumed he was just your average ignorant racist so I brought him to the rap section, at which point he freaked out and had me get a manager so he could get me fired for being racist.
#20485
<cspan> I wonder what IRC was like before the internet
#34785
<fatmikey> well I think i'll make that my new hobby after going to the gym when I should be studying
<fatmikey> one can only make a 45 minute workout last so long
<Kurt> have you made it last 45 minutes yet?
#41666
<FennecFoxen> Anyone know what "ê²½ì˜Â컨설ÃŒ…엠관Õœ 모ë“ 것" means?
<Luigi30> It means: half of an umlauted e squared, I have an accent and a box, asterisk. the asterisk means the box is also accented forward, according to a quote. my accent also has a box or two, but the backward accent has boxes too. my umlaut is abbreviated so it can fit into a box with my other accent. my double E size superscripted battery came with an quote and an E packaged in a box. spaced between is an e-hat squared with a quote-unquote "box"
<Luigi30> *pant, pant*
Comment: #wikipedia
#44718
<spongebill> it's a vicious circle... I have qdb open in my browser, can't stop reading random quotes, then I remember to turn back to IRC, see that somebody posted a link, it opens in a new tab, I look at it, close the tab and there I am, back at qdb
#85542
<@Tom_Beers> I love sneezing
<@Tom_Beers> it's like
<@Tom_Beers> an orgasm in your nose
#2966
<FMJaguar> good, we don't have time for elitists here
* FMJaguar > all of you
#29005
<yaynana> anyone here ever done a dual penitration before?
<BlackDeth> most of the people here haven't done a single penetration zaney
#33227
* Drummer_B has joined #emu
<Drummer_B> may i ask if this is a roms channel?
<nylint> drummer_b: all you have to do is !list
<Drummer_B> ahhhhhhhhhh ok thanks :)
<Drummer_B> !list
* Drummer_B was kicked by nylint (auto-kick: no triggers or roms, bitch!)
* Drummer_B has joined #emu
<nylint> and you'll get kicked
<nylint> i didn't tell you what it would DO
Comment: #emu efnet kthxbye
#16086
<MepitansTAD> this kid we call Crosswalk Kramer tried to kill himself by walking into traffic
<MepitansTAD> but he walked in front of a truck going 15 mph and he was in a crosswalk
<MepitansTAD> the truck just stopped and asked him to move
#1615
<eastjinx> from 19 to now, my world has completely changed
<DigDug> my world changes every 6 months :[
<|steve|> the world has changed 3 times since the last time i been out
<sev> world changes for me everyday
<|steve|> but our penis size stays the same
#60345
<zackeh> Shit. Gym assignment.
<zackeh> Why would you need good flexibility in your regular lifestyle?
<zackeh> In case I find a $50 bill on the floor?...and need to bend to pick it up.
<darkmonkey> SEX LOL
<darkmonkey> say sex...DO ITDOITDOITDOIT
<zackeh> Okay. I'll write something + sex
<darkmonkey> for wierd positions
<zackeh> LOL.
<darkmonkey> like when she has her feet over your shoulder
<darkmonkey> so she has a better orgasm
<darkmonkey> (fuck that's good.)
<zackeh> LOLOL.
<zackeh> LMAO.
<darkmonkey> say that..see what your gym teacher says
<zackeh> Done. Having improved flexibility can help you throughout your daily activities. Examples of activities that require a good flexibility is during sexual intercourse. For instance, each position needs good flexibility to acquire the perfect "feeling." One being when the girl has her feet over your shoulder, which results in an extreme orgasm.
<zackeh> He'll probably laugh. My gym teacher is a joker.