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#755
<saboteur> sometimes i wish i didtn have a penis
<saboteur> like when i get a wood standing up
<Damien> lol sab
<saboteur> and its hard to hide
<phase5> same
<phase5> or like, when your walking down the street
<phase5> and it hangs out the bottom of your pants
<phase5> and drags on the ground
<saboteur> haha
<saboteur> yeah exactly
<k> or when you lie down and planes crash into it
#52800
liam: No worries though, toronto is supposed to have the best water filtration program
liam: just like chernobyl was the best nuclear pwer plant
boylizard: heh
liam: or the titanic was the best ship
#2119
<krayons> 95% of the girls at rutgers university in new jersey
<krayons> have stds
<killspree> haha
<killspree> no way
<kara> bullshit man
<killspree> no wonder their basketball and football teams suck so bad
<krayons> its not bullshit
<VeRrUcKt> lol
<killspree> the players are running around in pain
#59695
<StupidStupor> I just got back from the hospital, getting a cast put on my kid's arm.
<MoFoCowKing> Damn.
<StupidStupor> I was teaching him to ride his bike without his training wheels, but when I let go, he fell off the bike.
<StupidStupor> So I broke the little bastard's arm.
#60331
<brisbane> I got a knock on my door and as i was expecting a girlfriend I was naked, I opened it and it was two Jehova Witnessees. Needless to say they didnt stay long and never came back.
#2574
<blazemore> i don't even know who the beatles are
<blazemore> except for jay leno and that other guy that just died
#2738
<ckx> xmas was fun back before i was blessed with pubes and still had hopes and dreams and such
#210468
<&fuqinfruit> Huggie: My mother cleans her vibrators in the Dishwasher and she doesnt think i know. Its disgusting and i hate it.
<&fuqinfruit> oops wrong chan
#14305
PhantomStark> <-- laughing too hard to express it in internet acronyms
#53581
xyzzy: hey think of a band name for us
xyzzy: based on the acronym "wtf"
BahamutXero: when things fly
xyzzy: nah
BahamutXero: women throw fish
xyzzy: women throw fits
BahamutXero: worms travel fast
xyzzy: where to fuck
BahamutXero: wild teens fuck
xyzzy: woot
BahamutXero: wallabies tackle frigate
xyzzy: what the fuck...
BahamutXero: that works
#8745
<fraggle> when i typed lesbian i almost typed debian
#306314
<OctopusRainbows>today i exposed myself for jello shots
<OctopusRainbows>just got back from gay weekend at the beach
<ME-tan>fabulous
<OctopusRainbows>there were "shots 4 hooters" and "shots 4 cocks" signs. i took advantage of both. the guys with the shots for cock sign were very very confused
<ME-tan>bwahahaha
<OctopusRainbows>poor gay guys. they did not want to see girlcock XD
<Ling>wat
<OctopusRainbows>haha exactly
Comment: Transgender support channel...
#311400
<steve> so there was this documentation for Structured bonds missing
<steve> apparently someone has labeled the document as SRUCTured bonds
<steve> inside the document there was a link to a SQL query
<steve> but whenever you clicked it it would show title bar of the window only
<steve> when you resized it to see the query, you would see the window is empty
<steve> but somehow copy and paste worked and you could copy from empty window
<steve> in editor you would get two queries
<steve> one for version 3.1.29 and newer and one for versions prior to 3.1.29
<steve> we had 3.1.29, so OBVIOUSLY the one working was the older one
<steve> lost 3 hours because of this
<steve> this is some new level of fuckery
#34214
<rhraz_w3rk> recession? pshh, i haven't seen one hobo yet!
<ESD-Wyrk> that's cause you need to go outside to see one
<ESD-Wyrk> most of them aren't 'online'
#49088
<humandildo> hey grog did ya know the ladies here are so classy that they wear napkins when they blow you
<Grog> like a lobster bib?
<humandildo> yea
#36113
<uidzer0> i'm fucking outta here.. peace!
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<uidzer0> i do not condone or endorse my last quit message.
<uidzer0> that's all. peace
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#39250
*** {in_a_game]LawOfDisorder (~hey@237.153.33.65.cfl.rr.com) has joined #doom3fortress
<{in_a_game]LawOfDisorder> anyone know how to bypass the CD requirement ??
<{in_a_game]LawOfDisorder> my cdrom is screwin up
<{in_a_game]LawOfDisorder> that or the game is
<ninja> or you didnt buy it
*** {in_a_game]LawOfDisorder (~hey@237.153.33.65.cfl.rr.com) has left #doom3fortress
Comment: #doom3fortress on GameSurge
#9391
<Cienna> were you breast fed?
<Ragnarok> yes
<Ragnarok> recently in fact
#61203
<Romykins> Well, grass is always greener on the other side etc etc
<Omi> That saying is so stupid
<Omi> Have you ever turned a bit of grass over? For a start, it's not green.
<Xa> A blade of grass or a field of grass?
<Omi> Field... cut a square of grass from a garden and turn it over. I'd love to meet the person who came up with that saying.
<Omi> I bet you the moron was colorblind.
#18516
BeHeMoTh101 : dude, penises shouldn't leak
TX Luder : uh... does yours?
BeHeMoTh101 : ok after you pee
TX Luder : oh, yeah
BeHeMoTh101 : you could stand over the toilet forever and not be drained
TX Luder : oh, well i manufactured a crude devise using a valve from a prosthetic heart and some exopy glue... it works wonders
BeHeMoTh101 : how does that even function
TX Luder : you know, i probably should have figured out how it would work before i glued it to my penis, but ya win some ya lose some
#18653
[ssinct] how do you spell the light sabre noise?
[quxx] bzhhzhhh
[crc1] phszzzzt
[quxx] zazazaza
[ssinct] sznnnnnnggggg sznnnggggggggg
[phantom1] cough cough
#33968
<Chaos`^> ANybody know how to run a cd image without burning a cd in windows?
<Brisby> Chaos`^: Alcohol 120%
<Brisby> or equivalent
<Chaos`^> How do you use it? it will run an image without burning it?
<Brisby> Chaos`^: acts like a virtual CD drive
<Chaos`^> Sweet ass thanks!
<Chaos`^> Now I can play my porn games without having physical evidence lying around
#28954
knockout: yo brian, i just bought a shit load of weed!
flyinbri: this is brians mother
knockout: oh...fuck, bye
#33263
* HPLPB|Comp2 needs to wash dishes and cook pasta
<DB> HPLPB|Comp2: By that, you mean "Wash my vibrator and tune into some gay porn", no?
<HPLPB|Comp2> DB: pretty much
#6869
* BrooKiki is NOT a bad person.
BrooKiki: I'm not even a mean person. In fact, if people like that were drowned at birth like they SHOULD be, I'd be Miss Freaking Congeniality, dammit!