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#29937
<ckx> credit cards are great if they're somebody else's
#7429
<@a> i should get "butt plug" tattooed on my cock
#27356
<Fall> sif xhtml 1.0 trans
<Fall> sifn't xhtml 1.1
<nicko2K> sif xhtml :P~
<Fall> sifn't html 3.0 with <font>
<nicko2K> i want <div> to bare my children
<nicko2K> and <tr> can be my whipping boy
<Fall> "spread your legs, <div>, and I'll insert my <body> into your <frame>"
<Fall> oh god, that so doesn't conform :P
#304514
<@nukespoon> okay so a bit of a crisis
<@nukespoon> the project folder for this program is called "cuntbollocks"
<@nukespoon> i have to upload this in 15 minutes
<@nukespoon> and i don't know how to rename it without fucking shit up
#300636
<@mikesch> Google Wave was built to show younger people how older people feel when they try to use the internet.
#25373
(Amanda`) I think random orgasms would get old after a while
#1770
<whoreee> i just ordered the explosion self titled CD single?
<Weeve> what's it called?
#11580
<UberCore> who here wants to participate in a stastical analysis
<UberCore> involving sex, and star wars/star trek
#14718
<ChlOrPh> it's rillY frustrating to wanna fuck someone who doesn't exist
#32685
<ranicx> nooooooooooooo
<ranicx> yesssssss
<ranicx> ok keyboard still works
#308758
<p4plus2> VI VI VI THE EDITOR OF THE BEAST
#310896
<+Rjx> the thing that bothers me most is the question mark
<+Thero> ?
#30171
<Kaelic> mmm noodles and chicken breasts
<Kaelic> mmm breasts
#1203
<RevSlidey> patience is the only acoustic song I like
<Ronald> <RevSlidey> black is the only kind of dick i will suck
#4751
<ellipse> whoa. i hate farts like that.
<ellipse> that one was so hot, i couldn't tell if i shit myself or not. i think i'm going to have to manually check.
#33094
<Calisa> Do you ever post women with good looking vaginal regions?
<ZekeMacNeil> lol
<langster> Calisa is there such a thing?
<Calisa> Sure.
<ironchefrocks> how is one good looking?
<Aegis> it looks like a flower ...
<ZekeMacNeil> or a cauliflower
#296747
<rewt3d> somewhere there's a company out there that has actually worked out how to enlarge penises, but they're powerless to reach their potential customers
#52036
<AlmtyBob> I'VE HIT BOTOTM
<AlmtyBob> I went to download a scat porn off newzbin, and was afraid I might already have it 8(
<AlmtyBob> fuck...I do have it
Comment: #ramen
#10908
<StrScream> jeremy: as long as you're going postal, can you find out why I haven't gotten any mail for 3 days?
#5314
<McMoo> i think i dislocated my esophagus
<josho-> fix it with everclear
#1682
<stc> all us asians look alike
<stc> so getting in with older brother id's is easy heh
#7322
<chris> Spit or Swallow?
<holly> both, I spit and let you swallow
#29922
<Delusion> I JUST ASKED OUT A STRANGER.
<Delusion> SHE HAS UNTIL FRIDAY TO ACCEPT.
<Delusion> OR UNTIL SATURDAY TO LIVE.
<Delusion> DEPENDING ON THE DECISION.
#48972
<trev0r> we were meant to be handing in our coursework in english today
<trev0r> and this one jackass calls out: 'i didn't do it'
<trev0r> the teacher's mad and, you know, wants an explanation
<trev0r> the jackass simply says: 'i was too busy getting laid to do it last night'
<trev0r> and before i could even process that sentence the teacher fires back:
<trev0r> 'now that we've discussed 10 seconds of your evening, why haven't you done this work?'
<trev0r> now, the class is starting to laugh, but this dude isn't budging
<trev0r> he pauses, then, as the laughing subsides, he gives a wry smile and simply says:
<trev0r> 'you should know, you were there with me, miss...'
<trev0r> the class is gone by now, but the teacher is on fire today
<trev0r> she looks around and says:
<trev0r> 'i know, and i never got paid'
<trev0r> the jackass runs out of the class hiding the tears as the rest of us are in fits
#14687
<player> oh i lag hard
<geez> lag=?
<player> that means my connection is slow
<geez> oh... i thought you said something dirty..