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#34693
<Fragas> did u have fun at the deb party mr hinton?
<Hinton> yer
<Hinton> the afterparty was shit tho
<Hinton> a bunch of greasy wogs playing doof doof till 5am
<Fragas> lol.......maybe im naive, but whats doof doof?
<Hinton> techno
<Fragas> oh......ooooooooooh
<Fragas> i thought it was a sex game
#265546
<+arinder> evening
<&Frell> Afternoon
<+Highfarm> well hello there children...
<+arinder> i have Popsicles in my basement
<+Highfarm> is that another way of saying you´re taking it in the ass ? :D
<+arinder> wow i never thought it that way :D
<+arinder> :(
#29206
<Urashima> I wonder if it's morally defensible to kill my neighbours for having a crappy taste in music and wanting to share it with me early in the morning... -_-
#152010
<Hagfish2> camelCasing is more of a convention in other languages, especially Java
<Hagfish2> and it's slightly faster to type
<apathy--> faster tot ype?
<apathy--> I disagree
<moveax> I like camelCasing, nothing wrong with it.
<Hagfish2> well, you have to press the shift key either way, and underscores add an extra character
<apathy--> if the extra character bothers you, php isn't the right language for you
Comment: #php on EFnet
#1033
<Guilty> Surely you see how trite the name "assassin" is [in Quake III]
<Guilty> Might as well be "Player"
#286
<Infe> what happens if you try to recharge an alkaline battery
<HomerJ> blows up
<Andrigaar> Don't they explode?
<Andrigaar> I wonder if it's violent or just some leaking battery acid.
<Infe> i think it's all a scam to get you to pay more for 'rechargeables' and ---
<Infe> AHHHHHHHHHHH MY FACE
<Infe> AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
#2338
* snag giggles
<eldee> for a fat guy you giggle alot
<eldee> or are you misspelling jiggle?
#34600
<homerj_> DDR modes are like EASY, NORMAL, AZN
#16767
<cloud_171> u can't learn lots of stuff by reading
#309398
< BronzeEagle> I just found a floppy disk in my desk that says "women = evil"
< Frostypants> :D
< o11c> you still have a floppy drive, and were patient enough to put it in?
< BronzeEagle> Negative and negative
< o11c> then how did you know what it says?
< BronzeEagle> It's written on the label
* o11c forgets sometimes that there is a physical layer
#11073
<SpunOne> To The Taliban:
<SpunOne> Give US Osama Bin Laden or we'll send your women to college.
<nersh> To the US:
<nersh> Leave us alone or we, the Taliban authorities would not hesitate to cut off America's supply of convenience store managers.
#295369
<Illing> can anyone recommend a good cult?
#39802
<jo> fiendish....
<jo> u have never been a pain in my ass
<jo> just so ya know
<Telnus> cuz his weenie's too small to be a pain
* Telnus rimshot!
<jo> how do u know?
<Telnus> THIS CONVERSATION IS OVER
#81484
<Trinexx> I've come to the conclusion that my spare computer sucks ass.
<Trinexx> I tried to install Xubuntu on it, and it gave me an OOM error.
<Panoz> xubuntu?
<|BAD| hack attack> wtf is a OOM error?
<Trinexx> oh right, I forgot that you're all idiots. Nevermind.
#304473
< gordonjcp> oh deary me, someone has emailed me asking for advice on running a MUD under ax25d
< gordonjcp> yeah
< gordonjcp> 'cos individually, MUDs and packet radio aren't geeky enough by themselves
Comment: #scotlug
#297713
<tyranny12> and i quote the television: 'Foster's. Get some Australian in you. <pause, woman's voice comes on> Am I pregnant?'
#3063
<Kashan> I hate it when H-manga's try to be philosophical
<dregan> Mehh.
<dregan> "As I lay there, with the cum flowing out of every hole, my schoolgirl vagina stretched beyond its natural limit by a twenty-limbed tentacle demon, I wondered 'What is the stars, what is the stars?'"
#118322
<jumpatrain> i never got an answer to what P really is
<Mephisto> jumpatrain: it can mean p-value
<jumpatrain> what does p-value usually refer to in a medical study?
<Kasadkad> man I hope my doctors don't go onto IRC and ask what the letters in their studies mean
Comment: #math
#51089
<Twyce_Dailey> u know... cheap body jewelery isn't fun
<AphonyDissnt> sure it is..
<AphonyDissnt> you can play "what's that infection"
Comment: #20something on Undernet
#236280
<Upthorn> The place I lived on the outskirts of baltimore had good sound insulation
<superjupi> I'd give two ovaries and most of a kitten to have good sound insulation
<BagOfMagicFood> If I type this many letters then it lines up good sound insulation
#83243
<Grey> Programming languages are like Pokemon moves; you can only really know like four of them at once without having to forget about another one
#25575
<RokChik> I spent $125 on jeans, two shirts, a sweater thing, two pairs of sox, bra, undies, earrings, bracelet, and necklace
<sixtymhz> Rok: yeah, good job shopping.
<sixtymhz> Wish I could get all that for $125. Even bra and panties.
<sixtymhz> Would make my Friday nights go over better.
<ShinJN> whoa
* ShinJN steps away from 60mhz
<sixtymhz> ShinJN: hater
<sixtymhz> just playing, where's ya'lls sense of humor tonight?
<ShinJN> it's there
<ShinJN> i was joking
<sixtymhz> oh, so you wanna step closer?
<ShinJN> no
#13872
TX Luder : dude, i made "still fly" my ringtone, i am now officially the coolest person
BeHeMoTh101 : reality check
BeHeMoTh101 : what color are you
#20041
<taQo> have you ever died before? man that sucks.
<Prozzy> I died before. Luckily i was in a video game, so the main guy resurrected me. I came back to life 500 times.
<Prozzy> I was Super Jesus.
#304590
<geniice> and lets face it if your backup plan is to fill the area with liquid helium you've chosen quite an exciting life