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#9370
<stank> guys.. i went out tonight.
<stank> i pretended to be a normal college student.
<stank> and i stood uncomfortably on a porch with a bunch of people i don't know.
<stank> but then i ran into bill and will, who were pretending in the same way.
<stank> so we talked about networks and i felt better.
#17960
<Kirke> I had interests too
<Kirke> But they all ended in court
#34984
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#309308
< vanu> what if like
< vanu> the higgs boson is the heart of a particle
< vanu> and it gives them mass because that is what keeps them ATTRACTED TO OTHERS
< vanu> oh shit
< vanu> i've solved it
<@sta|ker> no
<@sta|ker> you're juset high
< vanu> I'VE SOLVED IT ALL
#24141
<fnord> bash.org's back up!
<r0b0> OMG!!! YES!!!!
<r0b0> it's so fast too!!!
<r0b0> OMGOMGOMG IM SO HAPPY!!!!!!
<fnord> ...
<fnord> You sad, pathetic little man.
#397
<Maxim-> these fortune cookies are lame
<Maxim-> mine says "You are going to have some new clothes."
#301702
pookyrocks: but maybe some places people just don't care about the super bowl?
pookyrocks: and ignore the fact that exists?
Shivers: yeah
Shivers: those places are called "the rest of the world" :P
#7751
<X3M`Dodo> |TazHoliO| : If your parents got divorced, would they still be cousins?
#13687
<Darth-Phenom> But the SNES was only good for its games, much like the PSX
<Pedgey> Well what else you gonna use it for? Making toast?!!?!
#13753
<Flirbnic> I have a time machine.
<Twilo> That's your fridge
<Flirbnic> Then explain how I can put perishable food items in there and take them out several days later STILL FRESH?
#52969
syuu: still looking for a job?
reima: yeah. no luck so far.
syuu: here. try this one. Dec-20 Fun Fabulous Bookkeeper Wanted (downtown / civic / van ness) <<accounting/finance
reima: what?! 18 to 20 bucks an hour for bookkeeper? Not bad.
reima: wait, it's says "Gay/Lesbian/Bisexual/Transgender community"
reima: you asshole.
reima: .....
reima: .......
reima: 20 bucks an hour, right?
syuu: I can't believe you're contemplating this.
Comment: *job hunting at craigslist*
#37274
<Feer|work> I need to have my house reinsulted
<Cowboy> your house SUCKS
<Cowboy> your house is the WORST HOUSE EVER
<Feer|work> yeh it needs some insulation
<Cowboy> oh i thought you said insulted
<Feer|work> i have a new AC unit
<Feer|work> lol
<Feer|work> i did
<Feer|work> insulated
<Feer|work> i meant
<Cowboy> well ur house still SUCKS
<Feer|work> it sucks in the hot air from outside
Comment: #CkB irc.gamesurge.net
#6695
<BlznAzn> i find it kinky to use my cock as a probe tool to remove lint between the toes of a foot thats been inside a work boot all day
<pagan> you must like to have Athlete's Cock
#34050
<gorF> heeh
<gorF> wtf, I spelled 'hehe' wrong
<gorF> AGAIN
Comment: freedom.dreamirc.com, #zebeth
#4260
<McMoo> My computer's maximum uptime: 4w 2d 15h 39m 3s, set on Tue, Feb 19 2002 at 5:53:00p
<McMoo> LOOK AT HOW BIG MY DICK IS
<McMoo> 4 WEEKS BIG!!!!!!!
#129207
<miska> does anyone know how to change sex in WoW?
<SaxxonPike> When you play WoW, sex won't ever change
#2632
<spicrx7> if the sidewalks were paved with coks, i'd walk on my asshole
#16248
(jbk) I think i'm going to get some alcohol this weekend seeing as i'm done with building robots
(jbk) and that calls for a celebration :)
(_none) jbk: youre probably the only person that has ever said that sentence
#6755
<ODD> optimism is having a ups on a win95 box
#20253
(syanide): whats a hacking master?
(DownKaos-): syanide: it's one of those guys who drinks a lot of red bull and jerks off to animated porn in his star trek suit
#2178
<KidHype> <Razoola> Honey, they are picking on me again on the rg boards
<KidHype> <Razoolas wife> Well i never...i will tell them how awesome you are and that will show them
<KidHype> <Razoola> thanks hun, you rock *sniff*
#1552
<ckx> when i worked at the sub shop
<ckx> whenever a fat person would get a sub and a regular pepsi
<ckx> i'd be like "umm wouldn't you rather have a diet pepsi?"
<ckx> and they'd get all offended
<skmt> haha
<ckx> but they'd still get the diet pepsi instead
#15213
|MallBrat[essay]| :"I remember the first time I jacked off. I thought I invented it. I looked down at my handful of junk and thought, 'I'm gonna be rich.''
#28691
<influx> heh what is it with irc and gay jokes?
<zaggy> influx: they go together like my penis and your juicy ass
#2904
<Berzerker> they gave christopher reaves a standing ovation
<Berzerker> and like
<Berzerker> he cant even stand up
<Berzerker> so hes like
<Berzerker> wtf