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#1851
<skmt> efnet is to a computer nerd what cigarettes are to a heroin addict.
<Digamy> i don't get it
<skmt> Digamy, if you ever come off of a hard-core drug addiction, you will find yourself addicted to cigarettes instead.
<Digamy> oh
* Digamy adds shooting up to his to-do list
#309432
<Dacon_> you're messed up
<Huggles> how is this new information
<Dacon_> just feels like something you need to be reminded of
<Huggles> i feel through a floor and my car is full of bees
<Huggles> i dont need to be reminded
#62085
<jengelh:##c++> void jesus_ify(void) { return dynamic_cast<wine>(water); }
#3893
<elliptic> does any1 else name their member set/get functions with "Please" in the end?
#10964
<Flash> you can start it by typing alt+F4
<Digimon> wot does that do
<FanBoy> and a little window will pop up
<FanBoy> its a secret
*** Digimon has quit
<FanBoy> it is an IQ test
#33274
(jesus`) All your sins are belong to me.
#30279
<Mike> i hate mondays
<Mike> so much stress
<Mike> and no matter how early I start, I am ALWAYS still workign on it at the last minute
<Mike> I need a beer
<@Galadriel> man you sound like me
<@Galadriel> lol
<Mike> I need a cigarette
<@Galadriel> relax
<Mike> I need sex
<@Galadriel> :x
<Mike> especially that last one
* @Galadriel hides
#36168
<Nyschashi-Seikun> Hypothetical question, you have hot sauce in your urethra. how do you get it out without taking a piss/chopping your penis off?
<Nyschashi-Seikun> i need an answer QUICK
#2091
<DMC[mav2]> human/animal hair can be stuffed inside panty hose and used to suck up oil out from an oil spill
<DMC[mav2]> did you faggots know that
#51913
<Neon> Well, there's a surefire boner-killer. Watching porn on Windows Media Player and realizing that you have the MSN music plugin enabled, showing the girl you'd like to ask out soon the title of what you're watching.
#61832
<hohum> so I've been working on this now for the last several hours
<hohum> all because of stupidity
<hohum> this is going to be so rewarding when I'm done
<hohum> and by rewarding, I mean anticlimatic :(
#17981
<Phix> 70lbs of plutonium fell into san francisco bay off some ship or something
<Phix> did it cause any freak deformities?
<Phix> well it is San Francisco
#2681
*** CSGpunk (CSGpunk@dialup-67.25.73.97.Dial1.Raleigh1.Level3.net) has joined #winprog
<CSGpunk> anyone live in raleigh, nc and know where i can get drugs
#33556
Philth : theres no lag when you play with yourself..
Philth : eh, i mean single player
Magnus : lol
Philth : I keep saying shit like that, i blame bash
Comment: Oh god I'm addicted
#297803
<DevXen> they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
#11117
<@puto|^_...> i went in the restroom to take a piss
<@puto|^_...> then my fucking shorts snuck out of my reach
<@puto|^_...> and fuckign snapped my penis up while pissing
<@puto|^_...> fuckign pissed everywhere and on myself
#42156
<MSIGuy> Not as funny when you do it on purpose...
<gfjgfjgfj> That what your girlfriend said about your premature ejaculation?
Comment: #Futuremark
#56160
<ddrfreak> 58 points
<ddrfreak> 7 deaths
<ddrfreak> I AM A FUCKIN MACHINE!
<yeats> You killed 7 people during sex?
#37314
<Redd_Jedi> When people say "Have you been penetrated" does that mean have they been shot?
<Plog> o_O
<Squirtle> O_O
<Redd_Jedi> What?
<Plog> Redd_Jedi: When you have a man and a woman.
<Redd_Jedi> WHOA WHOA WHOA I DONT LIKE WHERE THIS IS GOING
<Plog> they order a bird to drop a baby down their chimney.
<Plog> And the baby is penetrating the chimney you see. >_>
<Redd_Jedi> So that's what it means <_<
#3682
<Guinivere> they have cable in Montana?
<Ouroboros> Yeah, you use it for barb-wire fences.
<Ouroboros> You know, cable.
<Ouroboros> Or for pulling your truck out of the ditch or whatever.
#28864
* lemming almost ejaculates
* lemming rolls on the floor moaning
<[Bond]> 0.o
<Yumi_Saotome> thats too much info right there
<[Bond]> not for me, send pics
#31883
<illkid> can someone help me? i am wanting to use a model in the game, but my model is called pipe.mdl, and the game is looking for pipe2.mdl
<illkid> how can i get it to load the pipe.mdl?
<illkid> are there any renaming applications out there for renaming files? so i can change the pipe.mdl to pipe2.mdl?
<Ez3ki41> did you try jsut renaming hte pipe model to pipe2.mdl
<Khanate> lool
<illkid> i would like to, but where can i find a program to do that?
<Khanate> windows
<illkid> can i get that on kazaa?
<Khanate> ...
<illkid> ok, i found a "windows95" i am going to install that and see if it works..
<Sh1mms> ????
<Sh1mms> wtf
#31429
<CrzyViper> What's the McDeal at Mcdonalds today?
<Vulcan> McDeal?
<CrzyViper> yeah they have a special every day of the week... here in canada.. and it's wicked
<Lumpy|hereish> McMadCow Burger
#916
<cactor> I'm gonna put some oragel on my dick and stick it in some bitches mouth
<|Chris> what are you gonna do when she bites your dick off
<|Chris> cause she can't feel her mouth
<cactor> uh I dunno
<cactor> smack her probably
#295197
<huy> I didn't even know I knew 20 positions.
<Swick> There's a poster at the mall with sex positions on it.
<Crazy> Swick: That's an iPod ad.