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#22756
<LarsC> i'm a fuckign ninja.
<exii> Dude, you're not a ninja.
<DJTodd> A fucking Ninja?
<LarsC> yeah. i fuck you, and you don't even know I was there.
<Dayv> I heard your girlfriends have that problem.
#126624
<anti-net> I'm going to bed when the Sun gets up, lazy bloody thing
<anti-net> rarely does night shifts, only in the North Pole
<max> hey, in the north pole it stays up for 6 months straight! you call that lazy? i call that caffeine
<max> then it goes down for 6 months, now thats a caffeine crash
#309037
<worf> goddamn how i hate DB2 ....
<worf> "LIMIT 2000" ... nope, too easy ... "FETCH FIRST 2000 ROWS ONLY"
#20253
(syanide): whats a hacking master?
(DownKaos-): syanide: it's one of those guys who drinks a lot of red bull and jerks off to animated porn in his star trek suit
#246702
<w00bi> wait question
<w00bi> if you dont masturbate, dont you have a wet dream?
<sash> i assume
<Drunken_irishman> i wouldnt know
<w00bi> I've never had a wet dream
<doubledown> i wouldnt know
<sba> no idea
#36680
<t|to> mmm pound of weed
<Dmi> mmmmm, sexy girl at work whose ass is rocking like a ship out there in the deep blue sea during a thunderstorm
<Dmi> my network admin just imed me. he's like "Yeah, man, she *does* have a great ass"
#3167
<myst> nah, snow is cool.
<Joshua> if you're a bear.
<myst> skiing, snowboarding, etc.
<myst> just have to dress for it
<Joshua> that's how i broke my arm for the first time
<Joshua> snowboarding
<myst> oh ouch
<Joshua> or rather, falling down a hill because you SUCK at snowboarding
#26278
<KArmA-> imagine someone sliding a cold, very long, narrow hose up your ass
<phr0work> it can't be worse than a man's finger
<phr0work> ugh
<KArmA-> um
<KArmA-> trust me
#12764
<JohnnyCat> the phantasm movies are good too. along the same thread of weird electronic
horror movie shit, a movie called cube is awesome
<JohnnyCat> http://us.imdb.com/Title?0123755
<JohnnyCat> very unique
<Somni> is that the one with the new Dax from DS9, and the robot cop from that Tek show
(by William Shatner)?
<JohnnyCat> i'm not sure.. i don't think so. it's about these people that get stuck in
the middle of this maze of cubes with doors on each face of the cube. they
have to figure out whether it's safe to move from cube to cube, or they get
diced up
<Somni> yep, that's the one
<q[Simon]> That sounds like my office.
#33102
<Lippizanr> part of me never wants to get married though.
<triple6> that would be the vagina.
#714
<Hatter> I know it's up for me!
<Hatter> take it etherman!~
<notgoth> if you steal my sunshine!
<Hatter> I SAID etherman
* notgoth steals etherman's sunshine :D
<EtherMan> :(
* EtherMan no sunshine
<notgoth> fine, you can have it back :D
* EtherMan sunshine!
<Hatter> Alright, now that's just gay.
#17942
<Jibble> I got a 3.5 this semester :D
<Jibble> I so thought I'd failed that history exam too
<MrEnthusiasm> its a computer error
<MrEnthusiasm> you should be getting a letter in the mail rather soon explaining why your financial aide has been revoked
<Jibble> I don't have any financial aid
<MrEnthusiasm> got the letter I see
#19794
GOBDOME123: What happened?
TythePope: I called your ass.
GOBDOME123: My ass didn't ring.
#3286
*** Quits: MediArc (i am the lover in your bed)
<roded> i'm going to bed
#299616
xplicitbruno: can someone tell me whats wrong with this : $sql_table_teams = $table_prefix."teams"
Mango: Missing semicolon.
xplicitbruno: Mango can u tell me where exactly or just correct the line i typed above ( i am new at this so dont know much yet )
Mango: At the end of the line.
xplicitbruno: like this
xplicitbruno: $sql_table_teams = $table_prefix."teams"]
Mango: Oh, wow. I don't know what to say to that one
Mango: I was going to give you the link to a page of PHP tips for newbies but I think you may need more help than I can offer.
#24884
[Kristina] some geek on slashdot insulted me because I commented that geeks only like to do fun programming not boring stuff...he insulted me then told me I should do boring stuff to give something back to the OSS community...and he did it all under the name "anonymous coward"...got, slashdotters are so...lame
[josiejaz] and you're one of them....
#10926
<Macca_> hi all
<Macca_> can anyone help me with uninstalling WindowsME, it hasn't been as
easy as i thought it might be
#2495
<CompGod> If crime doesn't pay, is my job illegal?
#117874
<plasticmillion> so this is totally stupid but does anyone know the keyboard shortcut to jump to the next compilation error in VS.NET
<plasticmillion> for the life of me I can't seem to find it
* plasticmillion bets that if he asked how to invert a multidimensional matrix in the current Emacs buffer someone here would know *that*
<db48x> well
<db48x> if you're in calc mode it's &
<db48x> I'm not aware of any other modes that let you do matrix math
<plasticmillion> I rest my case
Comment: irc.mozilla.org #developers
#17123
Vrex989: know wonder you failed english
#6626
<BrantB> OMG!
<CecilPL> what?
<BrantB> I just used an acronym for Oh My God for the first time ever
#27941
<eg0mech> Someday you'll find that special girl, give her a couple dollars, and experience that special thing.
#308431
<+beefCake> hmm has someone got stuck down a drain :d
<+beefCake> there's been a confined space safety and rescue unit van outside for a bit
<+beefCake> some sort of tripod on the pavement further up
< Cheez> go out and say "what's that? timmy's fallen down the well?!"
< Cheez> then run back inside barking
< Phatteh> run over and say "i came as soon as lassie told me what happened!"
Comment: #multiplay@qnet
#3210
<Survivor> heh , metallica really sux
<Waldo> yeah, they're a shitty mix of country and rock
<Survivor> they was a good band before 90`s
<Waldo> was they?!?!
* Waldo pokes survivor in the eye
#29888
<wardrobe> The following NEW packages will be installed:
<wardrobe> emacsen-common libcompfaceg1 libpq3 xemacs21 xemacs21-basesupport
<wardrobe> xemacs21-bin xemacs21-mule xemacs21-mulesupport xemacs21-support
<wardrobe> 0 upgraded, 9 newly installed, 0 to remove and 4 not upgraded.
<wardrobe> Need to get 29.9MB of archives.
<wardrobe> After unpacking 93.4MB of additional disk space will be used.
<wardrobe> NINETY THREE MEGS FOR A TEXT EDITOR
Comment: Quite.