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#60444
<Jonathan> my gf has nice boobs
<jonbo> that's nice to know
<Jonathan> no problem.. :D
<[Ex0r]> so does mine
<Jonathan> nice nipples too
<[Ex0r]> mine too
<Jonathan> Wait, exor your gf doesnt live in Lower Marion right?
<[Ex0r]> yes, she does
<jonbo> Exor doesn't know
<Jonathan> uhm.. her name isn't Suzie is it?
<jonbo> that his gf and jonathan
<[Ex0r]> ...
<[Ex0r]> yes, it is suzie
<Jonathan> Fuck you.
<jonbo> do it in his van every sunday?
<[Ex0r]> you bastard
#33813
<motolov> why arent the fat girls honest at least
<motolov> like, hobbies: eating, stuffing my face until my colon hurts
<motolov> etc.
#192072
<Jiro> I've used a lubed banana before..
<Wolven> ...
<TR> Jiro... tmi
<TR> Although I bet you couldnt do it half as well with the skin off :P
<Jiro> actually it was with the skin off..
* Calus has entered #Northernfurs
<Jiro> I got it in, clenched & broke the damn thing in half & had to go to the toilet to shit out half a banana
* Calus has left #Northernfurs
Comment: #NorthernFurs on FurNet
#42441
EvilAngel remembers, a long time ago, when his bf at the time answered the door knowing it was jehovah's witnesses. naked. and... wet. :)
<EvilAngel> I remember hearing *door creak* "yyaah?" "Oh MY! I'm... soo sorry!" "No, no dude, it's all right, we just came, come on it!" "UhhNO! We'll.... come back later!"
<EvilAngel> "..... You SURE? We have enough lube for everyone!!"
#15716
* dpk looks through older messages from af.mil
<dpk> From: TinkerARSMail <TinkerARSMail@tinker.af.mil>
<dpk> Subject: Help Desk Ticket Open Notice
<dpk> Ticket Number TER000000000033, has been "Opened" for problem: OPERATOR
<dpk> ERROR..USER IS MORON...///ABC by the Help Desk.
<dpk> yeah, i checked the headers.. definitely from af.mil
#7230
[ace_kevi] heh, i didn't know there was a programming language called
brainfuck.
[buz-] goes by "MIPS assembler" also
#157626
(@Rjx`) It is all well and good for children and acid freaks to still believe in Santa Claus but it is still a profoundly morbid day for us working professionals. It is unsettling to know that one out of every twenty people you meet on Christmas will be dead this time next year....Some people can accept this, and some can't. That is why God made whiskey.
Comment: #geekissues
#7461
<Poltergeist21>I want to fuck the olsen twins right in the ass!!
<Poltergeist21>Dude, my balls goin smack smack smack against their teen asses..yum yum!1
<Charlesowns>Dude, i said that ten years ago!
#40740
<mohadib> so anyone got any suggestions for a good mysql disaster recovery plan?
<Toxik> mohadib, erm.. you go rm -rf / and then reinstall linux/gentoo r11 with 2.6.8 kernel and install mysqld?
<mohadib> ok so you got the disaster... now how do i recover?
#28708
<Fox> monty
<Monty> ibot?
<iBot> Monty?
<Monty> lol
* iBot laughs out loud
Comment: Monty and iBot are bots
#297713
<tyranny12> and i quote the television: 'Foster's. Get some Australian in you. <pause, woman's voice comes on> Am I pregnant?'
#308160
<Sebas> Someone I deliver post to is called P. Margarita
<Sebas> I hope her first name is Pizza
#39738
<Shusty> Do you think they should legalize weed.
<Overand> Well, yes, I think it should at the very least be decriminalized. But dude, look at who you're asking. I"m HIGH.
<Overand> Ask one of your other friends or something. I mean, man, I'm high, on klonopin, and oxy.
<Overand> I'm wearing a tie-die shirt, and listening to a song called "LSD" by a band called "Hallucinogen."
<Overand> I've got a psychedelic winamp plugin displaying in the background of an IRC conversation I'm having about Salvia
<Overand> and other 'research chemicals' (Salvia is a a potent but legal hallucenogen) with a dude I met on an IRC channel called #high.
<Overand> I think I might be a bit biased.
#15319
<Hack4Kix> There were three explorers, hiking through what is now known as Canada.
<Hack4Kix> "You know," said one of the explorers, "we should name this place we're hiking through."
<Hack4Kix> "I know," said the second explorer. "We'll each pick a letter and then make a name out of that."
<Hack4Kix> "Okay," said the third, "I'll go first. C, eh."
<Hack4Kix> "N, eh."
<Hack4Kix> "D, eh." And that's how they named Canada...
<Shao> g-eh
#1642
[pajama] if it weren't for the boobs.
[pajama] it would have dribbled on my bed.
[pajama] and that woudl have sucked.
[pajama] and no,. that's not a quote.
[pajama] however, some did get on my pants.
#294738
<Psychlone> God is my favourite fictional character
<MegaHurts> Played by Alannis Morrissette?
<GaidinBDJ> She's in good company playing God.
<GaidinBDJ> George Burns
<GaidinBDJ> Morgan Freeman
<MegaHurts> Stemcell researchers
Comment: #fark
#7161
<KINGofEXTREME> i forgot cars come in manual man
<KINGofEXTREME> my friend starts changing gears
<KINGofEXTREME> im like what are you doing
<KINGofEXTREME> didnt know what was going on
#54583
<Biablo> wrestling is 6 inches away from gay sex
<Gafgarion> 6 inches away? more like a thin speedo away from gay sex
#976
<digdug> wow
<digdug> did you ever wake up and feel like you've accidentally managed to get yourself into another dimension?
<digdug> it's one of those days...
<tokage> try /nick DigDug
<tokage> that'll probably fix it
#3078
*** Now talking in #catholic
<shervin> where can I download "Catholic School Girls Gone Wild VII" and "Guide to Successfully Raping Nun's 2002 Edition"?
#39994
<frosty-theaussie> i just brushed the dust off my desk now its floating towards in me in a big cloud
<frosty-theaussie> i think it might be sentient
#32747
<n3wt> Anyone have any scissors?
<n3wt> Oh, you're all on the internet aren't you, nm
Comment: #awars-bench
#295981
<+Biiaru> Admittedly, calculus is like sucking dick. I don't very much want to do it, but I have to get to college somehow.
Comment: #zelda
#37391
<asdfasdf> You know, I was on this plane once. And I'm sittin' there and the captain comes on and is like, "We'll be cruising at 35,000 feet," and does his thing, then he puts the mike down but forgets to turn it off. Then he says, "Man, all I want right now is a blow-job and a cup of coffee." So the stewardess goes runnin' up towards the cock-pit to tell him the mic's still on, and this guy in the back of the plane goes, "Don't forget the coffee!"
#3577
<Corranfox> GF?
<metroid23> you'll get it eventually...
<Corranfox> guitar freaks
<blazemore> it's not like it'd stand for girl friend.. this IS #bemani after all