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#311005
<Analogy> So I just got an audio book, but it was in another language so I had to listen with subtitles
#56621
<robert> No one is talking in here anyways
<SVRCompHobbyist> so it's OK to flood, so long as no one else was talking?
<SVRCompHobbyist> that's bullshit
<SVRCompHobbyist> flooding is bad whether or not someone was talking
<robert> why?
<Kalypso> it puts thousands and thousands of people out of their homes =[
Comment: #wpi
#56396
<predation> so I'm at work and this kid rings the bell on the counter RIGHT behind me
<predation> the kid goes "SORRY" when I turn around
<predation> kid's mom goes "sorry isn't an excuse when you do something stupid on purpose"
<predation> i'm putting it on a t-shirt
#16568
<clubransom> I want my isp to block this 900 number stuff.
#7666
<Rustblade> I gotta add some new cooling if I'm going to accomodate this new scsi 3 drive
<Rustblade> oh shit
<Rustblade> you know what I realized
<Rustblade> I need a fucking scsi 3 controler
<Rustblade> I didn't think of that
#11652
<Hammer[TECH]> There's a new band out called Earshot, who sound a good bit like tool.
<Hammer[TECH]> At first this bothered me, until my friend jack pointed out "would you rather have another band that sounds like tool, or another band that sounds like nickelback."
#184963
<Moozh> my co-worker is making giant penis monsters on the spore character generator
<Moozh> this is the best job
<Zyla> WHY IS IT ALWAYS COCKS
<Zyla> GIVE MAN A MEDIUM TO CREATE
<Zyla> AND THE FIRST THING
<Zyla> COCKS
<Zyla> the washington monument
<Zyla> bullets
<Zyla> rockets
<Zyla> ALL COCKS
<agwho> what was the apollo mission
<agwho> if not the chance to create giant cocks
#14303
HyperKinetic> Crap, I got olive jizz on my shirt
Bug> ...
Lyme> o_O
HyperKinetic> It's coooold!
Bug> Why were you jerking off an olive?
HyperKinetic> LOL, no
Bug> Little Hyper has some strange tastes.
HyperKinetic> ARGH
Lyme> Olivefucker
Bug> He's after the pimento.
#60954
<The Ranger> it takes me a whole fucking hour these days to get out of bed since i'm off school for a bit...
<The Ranger> everytime i wake up early i subconsciously think "Great! that means i can get more done today..."
<The Ranger> but also i give myself a little more time in bed, and then when i get out half the day is gone =(
<The Ranger> i'm such a lazy ass
<The Ranger> how about you?
<HeYpReStO101> i have sunken back into getting up no earlier than 1 everyday
<HeYpReStO101> and i find that i seem to masturbating a lot more
<HeYpReStO101> double win
#296040
<Quaze> Yo momma is such a slut, if she were a collection class, her insert method would be public!
#4013
<Joshua> how's the recording going?
<Joshua> or the whole band thing i guess... haven't heard much as of late...
<Lexx> like a dead paraplegic snail, nailed to a dead paraplegic badger that has been cemented into the foundations of a building
<Joshua> umm... was the snail dead before it was nailed to the badger?
<Lexx> they were both stillborn
<Lexx> as were their parents
<Alamias> Sounds like my sex life
<Joshua> wow...
#295258
ressedue: my boss told me yesterday... "I can't believe you told lashunda to not smile because it would mess the white balance up" ;D
#52800
liam: No worries though, toronto is supposed to have the best water filtration program
liam: just like chernobyl was the best nuclear pwer plant
boylizard: heh
liam: or the titanic was the best ship
#53289
<Cinsu> I'd love to see a warning on something where the background is flashing black and white and the text is flashing blue and red and it says "WARNING: If you are prone to epileptic seizures..."
#51129
([LH]Neil|Work) the worst thing about audio programming: the possibility of deafening yourself
([LH]Neil|Work) just got a 440Hz tone at pretty much full volume from my headphones
([LH]Neil|Work) my ears are ringing now
(Silex) you got an A for that
(Silex) ;)
#5020
<iban> when i was your age all i had was a mac, and photoshop
<iban> if i wanted an online gf i had to draw her
#300808
<@Aprentice> girls who fuck animals should be put in a mental institute
<Rjx> or on TV
#7292
<bytraper> man get a set of mags for your car
<bytraper> dude.... steal a set if you have to
<bytraper> they really make the car
<bytraper> especially going a large 16" rim and low profile tyres
<Lord-Data> im too fat to do illegal stuff, i can't run away :)
#52346
<ryan> i bought a 2 way radio at walmart today
<ryan> and went and sat outside home depot
<ryan> yelling codes over their radios
<ryan> "WE GOT A BLEEDER IN PLUMBING!"
<ryan> "who the hell is this?"
<ryan> "rafiki...."
#7127
*** Mezoth|work was kicked by Avie_work (the last guy that said, "I think you know what I want" to me ended up in the hospital. FOR SIX MONTHS.)
#31559
<Dekkon> i dated a mormon once
<tito> was she wild in bed? i've heard that
<Dekkon> i think i fucked the mormon outta her
#13583
<SinclairC> Anyone been to Taco Bell lately?
<Piccolo> No. I hate mexican. :]
<SinclairC> Taco Bell isn't Mexican, it's Taco Bell
<Piccolo> No. I hate Taco Bell. :]
<SinclairC> Taco Bell isn't Taco Bell, it's hamburgers
<Piccolo> No. I hate Hamburgers. :] Cheeseburgers are a different matter.
<SinclairC> Taco Bell isn't hamburgers, it's Dragonball Z
<Piccolo> Damm you
#2522
<josho> I JUST HAD A RANDOM ETHNIC DRESSING MOMENT
<josho> I PUT A TURBAN ON, SOME JEWELS, AND DANCED TO HATTEN AR DIN
<josho> back to starcraft editing
#60728
(+Oleander) sometimes I go into gay bars just to turn men down
(+Oleander) to boost my self esteem
#6155
<Mooglez> the lack of intelligent and cultured converstaion bores me
<Mooglez> laterz bitchez