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#35764
<chem> god
<chem> I asked this guy
<chem> to take a picture of his "drug stash"
<chem> so he sneds to me on AIM
<chem> AND HE SENDS ME 3 PICTURES OF HIS FUCKING DICK
<chem> jesus fucking christ
<chem> X.X
<soulbleed> hahaha
#19765
(bigAl[work]): heh tiwanese technical support;
(bigAl[work]): "We think the PPPoE mission set has been incompleted by the router thing"
#2428
<Snag> *beep*beep*
<Steil> snag you set off the gaydar again didnt you???
<Snag> funny
<Snag> :|
#33692
<BasSCadeT> man my cat pissed on my bed the other day (this is gross) and i rolled over into it face first
#204687
<VirtualHost> I fucking hate when homeless people stand around where cars are lined up, like left turn lanes and drive throughs
<Nurple> homeless people hate it when you stand around in your home
#305532
<ana> i lied to hypno last night about contractions
<ana> but he is handling everything with calm
<ana> so he kept eating while looking at me
<ana> and i couldn't keep it serious for long enough
<ana> he said he will never believe me again
<Ultali> ana do they not have the story about the preggers girl who cried wolf in Romania?
<ana> yes we do
<Elleo> in Romania wolves are traditional midwives, so it has a whole different interpretation
#19465
* Lotach presses his internet-relay Stab-in-eye-omatic button
#301702
pookyrocks: but maybe some places people just don't care about the super bowl?
pookyrocks: and ignore the fact that exists?
Shivers: yeah
Shivers: those places are called "the rest of the world" :P
#33192
<sarah9991> what's up?
<mindstorms> the nation's average cholesterol count?
#2618
*** QvtQht is now known as TomHanks
*** AMANDA is now known as MegRyan
<TomHanks> {S gotmail
#60255
< larsivi> heh, I talked to this sysadmin once who wondered where all the printers in his network came from ... it turned out his search script started at 10.226.0.69, and ended at .68, making him search the whole internet for unsecured printers ...
< larsivi> the search had taken 21 days ...
Comment: #d @ freenode
#8960
[KodiaK] my definition of back up is move all my porn to the E Drive
#308477
<grawity> hm, ranger is a cool file manager.
<chrise> What if I have uncool files that I want to manage?
<grawity> you cool them
#171592
<Jonis> fuckit
<Jonis> going out for a pack of fags
<stan> leaving efnet to find a pack of fags? seems counterproductive.
Comment: efnet #ampedout
#25151
<phatmike> wtf
<phatmike> i dont drink that much
<phatmike> wow
<phatmike> this coffee tastes weird
<phatmike> without the whiskey in it
#42283
If English was good enough for Jesus Christ,
it's good enough for us.
- Miriam Ferguson, Governor of Texas
Comment: only in the USA...
#8672
<Duck[STFUF]> you know ath, why did you change your name to avin...A, V, I and N are pretty much as farthest they can be from one another:<
<Jumper|TMC> BECAUSE IT'S HIS NAME
#45596
<jessica> ok back
*geek throws the stick again
#8776
<Yurmaster> I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock.
#10785
<rogers> hahah
<guyen> roger: i love you man
<guyen> and by "love" i mean that special "stab you in the face and shit down your throat" love
<rogers> i love you too man
#40797
(4) helf: aaargh!!
(4) helf: word of advice
(4) helf: NEVER laugh while using mouth wash
(4) helf: much pain in nasal region
#22243
<windows_macgeek> What mods can you do with a Sega Genesis?
<InvisableMan> dude, its not like its an xbox...
<windows_macgeek> Dude, dude dude DUUUDE, I dont care what it's not like, I just wanna know how I can MOD it.
<InvisableMan> well i have a good one just for you:
<InvisableMan> 1) pour gasolene all over it.
<InvisableMan> 2) light it on fire
<InvisableMan> and tada! your new-age contemporary space heater is all done!
<InvisableMan> i also have an idea about where you can stick it, too.
#297943
< gloone> ok
< gloone> remember when i said i loved windows 7
< gloone> that was 2 blue screens ago
Comment: #geekissues
#1745
(nexxai) [poopfart]: can you fart and poo at the same time?
(poopfart) yes
(poopfart) i can
(poopfart) their called accidents
#12283
<Nor> i found my 1st grey pubic hair the other day :(
<Nor> It was in a BigMac