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#299631
<skywalker> hi
<sexiann> hey
<skywalker> how are you?
<sexiann> luke, i need to tell you something
<skywalker> what is it babe?
<sexiann> i know i should probably say this 2 you face-2-face, but im nervous
<sexiann> we've been going out 4 a while now
<sexiann> and things hav been going gr8
<skywalker> yeah
<sexiann> and i think
<sexiann> i think...
<sexiann> i <3 u
<skywalker> i...
<skywalker> i don't understand
<skywalker> you can't have inequalities with imaginary numbers
*** sexiann has quit IRC (leaving)
#308611
<@NWH> Stupid Things About the Internet, #87246087: Message boards that automatically change "8)" to an emoticon of a smiley wearing sunglasses.
<@NWH> "My son is so smart (he was skipped ahead to fourth grade at the age of *smiley wearing sunglasses* and now he's reading at a high school level."
#3828
<Sylffor> I prefer "blood-engorged mayonaisse cannon" or "yogurt slinger"
<nitrifik_> ok. Sylffor knows too many colorful synonyms for 'dick'.
* Sylffor is a homosexual, remember?
<nitrifik_> you being gay is fine.
<nitrifik_> I draw the line at "blood-engorged mayonaisse cannon".
#54900
<XenoDemon> So it is 3am, and I am sleeping
<XenoDemon> Some girl comes into my dorm room (Door isin't locked, room mate is still on computer)
<XenoDemon> She mumbles something to my room mate who had no idea who she was
<XenoDemon> Sits on my bed, then lays down in my bed (I am still in it), takes my blanket, and starts to go to sleep, then knocks her head against mine.
<XenoDemon> I go "Who the hell are you? What's your name?" "Aisha" "Where do you live?" "Ogg" (Another dorm)
<XenoDemon> "you're in the wrong dorm" "what? no I'm not" "Well um I need to use this bed, go back to Ogg ok?" "Haha... Ok... bye" and then she leaves
<XenoDemon> I know it is easy to get random drunk girls into bed, but that was just ridiculus.
#23467
<Lank|war> man
<Lank|war> a girl once asked me
<Lank|war> what it feels like
<Lank|war> to have an erection
<Boxthor> ....
<Lank|war> and I couldn't figure a way to explain it to her
<Lank|war> they had asked other guys
<Lank|war> and they were like
<Lank|war> "we came to you because you know how to word stuff right"
<Lank|war> and I was like
<Lank|war> uhhhhhh
<Lank|war> it gets hard
#971
<legolas> Not all of us can be preppy 'burb white kids. ;^)
<hariya> legolas: actually not all of us can afford to be white either
#90649
<X> i want like
<X> a vagina for a week
<%Growly> Me too
<%Growly> Not on me
<%Growly> but access to one
<X> i'd want one on me
<X> just to see how it feels
<X> (AND USE IT TO STORE COINS AND VARIOUS ITEMS)
<%Growly> I'd call you creepy if I hadn't had that thought myself
#1497
<MrP-> i have pillows shipped UPS so when i get them they are already pre pounded and fluffy
#27828
[5:36] :: truder- [test@intrud3rz.users.undernet.org] signed off.. [Quit: A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over; nobody's home." I went over. Nobody was home.]
#307714
<Rose> A friend told me about how Papa John's has a Christian slant like Chick Fil A and I had never heard of them having such a thing.
<Rose> So I order Papa John's tonight.
<Rose> THE PIZZA GUY INVITES ME TO CHURCH.
#62902
<+chels> real human porn weirds me out, i dont wana see other people doin it
Comment: #wpi
#294698
<@Rjx_> the hairiest guy I know is turkish
<@Rjx_> he shaved his stomach one day and found out he had a six-pack
<@Rjx_> and was really happy
#62458
<CellularZipper> im gonna 3-way with jessica and maegan tonight
<Soul> take some pictures of them for me
<CellularZipper> ....
<CellularZipper> how do you take pictures over the phone?
#21086
<Midvalley> it's a beautiful day
<Midvalley> makes we want to do something other than close the drapes because the light is on my monitor
#32145
<cjohnson> wtf
<cjohnson> thinkgeek is distributing panties now?
<cjohnson> http://www.thinkgeek.com/interests/valentines/6796/
<cjohnson> hmm
<Zunger> lol
<cjohnson> hopefully they'll post action shots of some of those
#53665
beafet: I keep a lighter in my back pocket all the time
beafet: I'm not a smoker
beafet: I just really like certain songs
#1833
<fileface> can someone help me with my IDENTIFY, i forgot my pass
<fileface> any opers alive?
<cd> me
<cd> type: /quit i am gay
<fileface> Y?
<cd> cos it will fix your password
<cd> it will set it to 'iamanidiot'
»» quits fileface (Thug4life@c47s127h6.upc.chello.no) (Quit: i am gay «~{Polaris IRC}~» v2.04)
#30564
<Rac00n> Security Level: Paranoid, Maximum, Medium, Low, RedHat.
#26234
(jonathans) i want a cow bell that makes a cow noise
(jonathans) when i hit it
(jonathans) it will go "COW"
(orion) cows go moo
#35815
<doughboyy> Now Playing: Billy Talent - The Ex
<Theo> Now Playing: Velvet Revolver - Slither
<Kao> Now Playing: With my cock
#29917
<Picco|0z> {[io_sreep]} Can you explain what RAID is to me?
<halcy0n> isn't it two harddrives where one holds all the 1's and the other holds all the 0's?
#31499
<devil`> tap tap tap
<c-rOCK> -t +f
Comment: #geekissues
#88
<Infe> but if i ever hit a deer with my car i'll be damned if i don't try to finish it off, i'll need the food after all my money is fixing the car#@$#@
#2125
<matts> memcpy(matts,einstein);
<KrZDG> compilation error cannot convert smart d00d to dumb ass.
#7972
<ChuffyCow> I'm having a bagel with nutella
<chrish> gnutella?! it'll take you all day to download that bagel!