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#32207
<HandyMan> i didnt set tahat
<HandyMan> *say
<HandyMan> *that
<Hyperbyte> *I
<Hyperbyte> *didn't
#36719
<%sketchataki> i biked to the beach today...hung out with a hott chick...biked back... xD long bike ride but i got a phone number...
<&James_> how old was she?
<%sketchataki> 87
Comment: Extract from #HPHC on irc.halca.org
#7749
<ViViD> Dude I'm still getting 20ms pings!
<RTT> err thats normal
<ViViD> Yeah but I just doubled my upload bandwidth!
<RTT> Yes?
<ViViD> Well why hasn't my ping halfed?
<RTT> Dude doubling your upload bandwidth wont affect your ping
<ViViD> Shutup you geek
#659
<imminent> clean keyboard
<imminent> yesss
<edible> you desemenized it?
<edible> let some cum hungry slut lick the shit out of your keyboard?
#13449
<Blue^_> xach
<Blue^_> wanna bw later?><
<Ershin> OK
<Date`Kyosuke> That almost sounds indecent. :o
#10423
<nwinter> i think i could've made a better spreadsheet with graph paper
and a crayon.
<hep> hahaha
<nwinter> i had to put an audit i did into a spreadsheet because
apparently my boss doesn't like documents in the UNIVERSALLY READABLE
format known as ASCII.
<nwinter> he will soon receive my weekly status report as an attachment
named "micromanagement.txt"
#303630
<Tarkaan> holy shit
<Tarkaan> my electrical guy is here
<Tarkaan> and my elec was all retarded
<Tarkaan> fuses bridged with copper wire
<Tarkaan> he's replacing that shit with breakers
<Tarkaan> so I don't fucking die
<ionine_> Tarkaan, did he tell you to hold two wires while he makes a bowtie?
<Tarkaan> I'm not falling for that again
Comment: #geekissues
#7813
* TPEGrunge is away: -(be back in 12 years)- since -(01:54)- pager -(off)-
* TPEGrunge is back: from -(be back in 12 years)- gone -(626wks 1day 6secs)-
#59310
<@mr_white> t0ks roll teh !dice, if you get 1-5 you get kicked
<t0ks> if i get 6 i stay?
<@mr_white> no for 6 you get another turn
#6146
<DeMaci> i was def taller than you at nats
<BDavis> i was in a wheelchair
#304899
<dd7> i think newegg forgot to put my item in the package
<dd7> all they sent was packing peanuts
<dd7> i'm not exactly upset; they're fun to play with and stuff
<dd7> but i sure could have used that hard drive
#39053
<ASM57> im confused, whats the difference between router/switch/hub?
<David-63> www.google.com
<ASM57> dave
<ASM57> google it for me please
<ASM57> and then give me the link
<Bog> andrew, the router routes
<Bog> the switch switches
<Bog> the hub doesn't hub though
<ASM57> Bog, you're no help
Comment: #HotHardware on irc.UltraPresence.net (RigNet)
#7072
<Staberinde> What I'm wondering is why the ACLU isn't bringing lawsuits against these schools that suspend kids for drawings or writings. I mean if that's not depriving someone of their freedom of speech I don't know what is.
<Joe_> Because the Supreme Court ruled that the constitution doesn't extend to schools.
<Staberinde> That means my old high school can secede from the union then, right?
<Joe_> It could work..
#35593
-> SignOff boby|sleep: #afterhoursdjs (Connection reset by a lil mexican with wire clippers.)
#48739
<VEKrueger> Heh I was at the mall today
<VEKrueger> One of the janitors (all dark gray uniform)
<VEKrueger> He had a black headband on with extra fabric in the back hanging down and a brown mullet haircut
<VEKrueger> He was mopping, he walked away, then walked back and slipped on the water and fell flat on his back
<MaXilla> hahaha
<MaXilla> NICE
<VEKrueger> Somebody across the room shouted "Snake? SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!"
#2241
<notBel> Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly; but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.
#307979
<Ymbirtt> !remind 10m pizza
<Ymbirtt> !remind 12m seriously pizza
<Ymbirtt> !remind 20m small black disk
<Ymbirtt> !remind 1h extinguish fire in kitchen
#35766
* soulbleed changes topic to 'Do you like: Shaved [4] Trimmed [0] Bushy [0] Landing Strip [2] Heart [1] fuck it aim for the ass [1]'
<johnnyqu_> haha, best topic ever
<johnnyqu_> but what's it about?
<@soulbleed> .....................
#6615
<@amfeorgmloow> jon do chicks dig the C
<@Jon> amfeorgmloow: they scream preprocessor directives when I take em from behind
#24212
* Escobar - Quit (Quit: Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice)
* +PhD looks up diminutive and suffice
<+PhD> OH hahhaaha thats great!
#12978
<Mosh76> TO ANYONE WHO KNOWS, HOW DO YOU STOP PEOPLE FROM SENDING YOU UNWANTED CHAT MESSAGES PROMOTING THERE PORN SITES?
<Mosh76> Can someone tell me, or atleast tell me where to look?
<eller> turn off your computer.
#32105
<linnaford> i went fishing
<linnaford> how exciting is that?
<linnaford> with my 3 year old neice and my sister who decided not to wear a bra
<tlozoot> whoooah
<tlozoot> she's trying to get pregnant again?
#6229
<aXo> What an amazing weekend I had! I ate thirteen TV dinners, jacked off sixteen times and consumed one alcoholic beverage all without moving from this chair. I'm about to watch Godfather Part 3, then eat a bag of Doritos and pass out in a pool of my own saliva.
#303986
<Sebas> Speaking of terrible and complaining, I celebrated my first time on the wii in about a year and a half by heavily and painfully crushing my thumb between the wiimote and the couch.
<Digga> how does that even happen
<Sebas> Stupidly.
<Logopolis> You silly dutch.
<Sebas> I went "This bowling is too easy, I shall do it with my back towards the TV and my eyes closed and at a distance."
<Sebas> The rest, as they say, is history.
<Sebas> I did throw a strike though, further proving my initial point.
#79451
[@TheWickerMan] I'd wear white ipod headphones and hook it up to my shit walkman
[@TheWickerMan] then I would walk through the ghetto and look at all these people gathering around like they're going to jack me
[@TheWickerMan] that's when I pulled out the walkman
[@TheWickerMan] and they'd take pity on me...some guy even offered me a buck...