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#4658
<Const> zero's gay? I just thought he was into porking his cat
<Zero> My cat is a girl :p
#29831
xerim(9:05:57): Hey, guess what?
hgd0g(9:06:31): lemme guess...
hgd0g(12:44:28): i'm still guessing...
xerim(12:47:12): You're gay, dude.
hgd0g(12:47:17): damn. i was close.
#310270
<McMartin> "Think of silver as an easily-portable cow that does not moo."
<McMartin> New favorite piece of clan 'advice'
<Loweko> the clan is having trouble with the concept of representative currency?
<McMartin> This is what happens when cows are your unit of account.
#31748
<gr> So, uh, both Gentoo's main servers and Red Hat Network are dead in the water at the moment.
<gr> Which one of you naughty children has been hax0ring?
<DJ-Pyro> sorry..I'll back off
* Lippizanr checks the weather
<gr> Pyro, you really don't have to be that ambitious just to get your letter published in 2600, I promise.
* Lippizanr snickers
<DJ-Pyro> it was to get the girl..not to get in 2600
<DJ-Pyro> Hey Lippizanr, I took down RHN and Gentoo just for you baby
<Lippizanr> wow!
<DJ-Pyro> see
<DJ-Pyro> it works
<Lippizanr> you really DO love me!
<Lippizanr> your hax0ring ways have woo'd me! lets go have sex!
#28756
<mef> <chem> IM my friend gray then
<mef> <chem> Hes got so much porn he gets popups when hes browsing his own pc
#13417
<Eric> still talking 'bout chickens? =)
<splorpo> no, the chickens talk thru us
<splorpo> we channel chickens
<splorpo> everyone in france doesit
#6872
*** ChanServ sets mode: +o Nova_Zion
*** ChanServ sets mode: +o Nova_Zion
TwistedSlinky: See. Channy *really* likes you. But watch out. Now that's he's opped you twice, he's gonna expect you to put out.
#28482
< toby_> whats wrong with itanium?
<@dive> toby: its the windows registry of processors
#1587
<HeLL> Is there a hacker called peer? He is trowing me off the chatserver(s) all the time.
#15460
<ll|||ll||> I meant to say to ant.. "Use themeat from the fridge so we don't have to defrost stuff for dinner".. but I said.. [16:49.43] <ll|||ll||> "Use the meat from the fridge so we don't have to download stuff for dinner"
#38960
<Crest> help! my cell phone won't stop vibrating
<NJX180> wanna trade?
#36553
<BlackDeth> hey why aren't i on the political compass
<BlackDeth> conspiracy!
<BlackDeth> oh i have to take some test first
<BlackDeth> lame
<BlackDeth> i thought maybe it was some magical thing that analyzed our logs to see what our thought patterns were!
Comment: #ramen
#2382
(Pro_Mark) dOkTeR-- i jerked three times today
(tp9com) i think doin it in the morn fuggs u up
(ackbar) its because once youve ejaculated for the day theres no point in even being alive
#102982
<Crab> is it 2007 or 2008?
<Joshwang> 07
<Crab> k
<Crab> I AM IN TOUCH WITH REALITY
#299740
<Plagman> well calls on my phone tend to panic its kernel since the last modifications I made
<Plagman> but nethack plays great.
#62458
<CellularZipper> im gonna 3-way with jessica and maegan tonight
<Soul> take some pictures of them for me
<CellularZipper> ....
<CellularZipper> how do you take pictures over the phone?
#311315
<haq> so you get thermal cycling outside the projected envelopes, plus RoHS lead free solder means all your ball soldered components eventually crack away from the boards
<haq> i would strangle the last whale to death with a dorito bag if i could get real solder back in electronics
#176033
<tl> I can't believe I just searched google to learn how to make a tuna sandwich
#2105
<RockShox> greddy is pretty high quality stuff
<RockShox> i prefer apexi exhausts tho
<ocx> for cars?
<RockShox> no for bicycles
#7039
<DocWebstr> *cough*BULLSHIT*cough*
<Lazarus> Doc, you really gotta quit inhaling all that bullshit; it's not good for you.
#311440
< hydrocat> Hello, I need some insight on asyncio's run_forever()
< o11c> hydrocat: if it is correctly named, it is a limited solution for the halting problem
#305535
+ RubberDuck has joined #TC.
< RubberDuck> fuck
< RubberDuck> where the fucks my bowling ball?!?
< ireadminds> uh, dont they rent em?
< RubberDuck> they rent only polished shitballs.
< RubberDuck> FUCK
< ireadminds> well u aint gonna find it here thats fo sho
- RubberDuck has quit (fuck this shit).
...later...
+ Melissa has joined
< Melissa> Ducky isnt dicking around in here, is he? were supposed to be goin out tonite :3
< CoJaBo> He said he doesnt have the balls for it.
Comment: (and, yes, their names are Convoy references)
#60114
lowbacca1977: clearly, dating is a very odd thing
TwoTone Strauss: yeah. here's hoping i never have to be a part of it
lowbacca1977: never be a part of dating? going the mail-order bride route?
lowbacca1977: cuz i've got a 2 for 1 coupon if you're interested
TwoTone Strauss: no, i just hope to ....
TwoTone Strauss: uh
TwoTone Strauss: yeah, im not gonna talk to you anymore tonight
#11153
<jon^> i live in the UK
<fReCkLeS> where's that
<jon^> next to France
<fReCkLeS> okay
#298565
<&Shayne> ok im done with speech recognition
<&Shayne> i sound like im talking to a retard
<&Shayne> when technically
<&Shayne> im talking to you guys
<&Shayne> so
<&Shayne> its half true