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#20121
<pulse-> can someone explain me? :p
<@GoodScrat> [09:25] <GoodScrat> no one can explain what you are
#939
<|Chris> yeah weather bug is bloatware and has a lame gui with banner ads
<Guilty> It's the AOL of weather reporting
<|Chris> actually guilty, i think aol has it's own weather reporting
<|Chris> aol time warner can probably make their own fucking weather
<|Chris> bastards
#31328
<marek> rape is such a bad term, lets call it surprise sex!
#21682
<dbl-d> tinkerbel hates me today :)
<b> I think she's hating everyone today
<schmolli> hate her back
<b> Eh, I find it irritates people who hate me more if I'm obsessively friendly back to them.
<schmolli> I would think that it would irritate them more if you slashed their tires and burned down their house
<b> you may have a point
#25087
<kineticupid> doot doot dildonuts
<abbiegoodman> lol
<capnfluffy> oh my
<kineticupid> that would be a sweet company name
<kineticupid> dont know which i'd sell though
<capnfluffy> lol
<capnfluffy> dildos
<capnfluffy> definitely dildos
#544
*** WindDrake has quit IRC (well, LadyDrake awaits. «~{Polaris IRC}~» v2.03 Alpha)
<|Ender|> ohh look Winds gonna go masturbate
<smcn> yeh, ladydrake is a weirdass name for a penis
#30343
<pcchew> i was at the dentist today, and the assistant guy was using this ultraviolet light on my gums, teeth or what not and he says:
<pcchew> "never use this on your skin, it'll burn it right off"
<pcchew> and i'm thinking "if it'd burn my skin off, why the fuck are you using on my gums you douche"
<r0nc0> lmao
Comment: i hate the dentist
#311370
<Helix_Mouse> breadsticks are delicious
<Helix_Mouse> I want a breadstick
<MilesGates> >:C
<MilesGates> Whats the magic word?
<Helix_Mouse> accio breadstick
#21970
<Mardom> Tip: Never try to pee no handed and with out watching
<Mardom> I did ;(
<Lare> or in the dark
<Ratadm> try it while doing jumping jacks
<Mardom> I was feeling adventerous
#449
<shady_> if i had 5 comps id put them in a circle and put pics and movies on each one
<shady_> and twist around in my chair jackin off
#242212
<&tgies> I am Ministry of the Treasury of the Republic of America. My country has had crisis that has caused the need for large transfer of funds of 800 billion dollars US. If you would assist me in this transfer, it would be most profitable to you.
<&tgies> Please reply with all of your bank account, IRA and college fund account numbers and those of your children and grandchildren to wallstreetbailout@treasury.gov so that we may transfer your commission for this transaction. After I receive that information, I will respond with detailed information about safeguards that will be used to protect the funds.
Comment: #animutation on wgiowrb.dyndns.org:6660
#7515
<LadyLegs> i'm anal about what goes into my body
#61941
<cmdr_sm> should i add 10 years of missionairy work in africa to my cv? :)
<Nibbles> do it.
<Nibbles> I will add my idle rpg level to mine.
#302397
<DOZ> they're doing heat jokes man
<DOZ> that's not cool
<LS> I have absolute zero tolerance for those
#51100
donchongo: i wonder what possesed some one to invent play-doh and silly putty
Wildfire: poop dries out to fast
donchongo: that really put a screeching halt to my thought process
#310161
<RHExcelion> You know, when I Was a kid, playing oregon trail
<RHExcelion> I'd shoot the damn tumbleweed
<RHExcelion> And wonder why I never got any meat
<Edward_Bebop> you thought the tumbleweed was an animal???
#39676
<Alanna> Saying that Java is nice because it works on all OS's is like saying that anal sex is nice because it works on all genders
#14006
<FPT-[away]> crotch fires and you: the untold story.
#43604
<Rob-iwiwc> imagine if the pope got up now
<Rob-iwiwc> think that might cause an increase in catholics?
<@HPZ> Rob-iwiwc: that's a damned good idea. They should've planned it that way.
<@HPZ> What a brilliant recruitment strategy.
<sprawl_gnome> worked for Jesus
Comment: #fark
#50337
<Mr_Blud> That looks like a mosquito
<ThunderMax> I hate mosquitos
<ThunderMax> they're like the Jehovah's Witnesses of nature
#8144
<Naivete> damnit whenever I see the word 'mount' in linux documentation I think UNF
<Vertinox> "...Take hard drive, lube it with proper amounts of kY..."
#36252
<Scoth> Hmm. Good thing these order numbers aren't customer-facing. This customer got BYG1-N1GG4
<jeeves_> that's excellent
<Kurt> just wait until BYG4-N1GG4 comes along
#670
<Johnno> wouldnt it be cool if there was a cow that had a door on it's side, that when you opened it up, it produced nummmy pie
<wonko> that's a good idea! hold on while I round up some venture capital...
#27941
<eg0mech> Someday you'll find that special girl, give her a couple dollars, and experience that special thing.
#14589
<+CmOrHaIr> i can put a computer together and be prepareing the hdd in 20 min
<+CmOrHaIr> or 15 even
<+Jackworks> CmOrHaIr: if u do it in 15 i bet i can make it in 14
* ^Caliban makes sure to avoid any computers put together by Cmor or Jack