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#2746
<******> "oh yeah, i got me a 643gb ultradrive, with 23 supermegs of zingram, and i have a 160000 channel cable installed by telstra, a proto router which goes into each of my 16 terminals around my house, and i am having sex while typing this all, and taking copious amounts of drugs aswell."
#7421
<WargasM> i like chocolate
<WargasM> it makes me think of boobies
<WargasM> i wonder if you could make a woman lactate chocolate milk, if the DNA was just right
#38222
<Eurakarte> anyway I know this stuff because all my computers' network names are "keyboard symbols in the top row that start with the letter a"
<Eurakarte> there's asterisk, amphora, ampersand, and accent
<Eurakarte> if I need another one, addition
<MooseKuh> eura
<MooseKuh> that is the geekiest thing i have heard
<MooseKuh> in my entire fucking life.
#36743
<+Nyschashi-Seikun> i love my mom but i would never admit it to anyone
<+Nyschashi-Seikun> wait
<+Nyschashi-Seikun> fuck
#297762
<_kr4m3r> so many fucking criminals, its bullshit
<foniks`> heh, if we sent all the criminals to some empty continent and just left them there to die
<foniks`> and showed up like 50yrs later like, "sup?"
<foniks`> whatd u think they'd say?
<FoSZoR[bg]> something along the lines of, "G`Day mate"
#209693
<shidobu> oh god, I feel like I'm in elementary school
<shidobu> the building management just informed us that there's going to be a firedrill on friday morning
<shidobu> and in exchange for our cooperation, there will be icecream waiting outside the building
<rumblerob> if all your coworkers have perfect attendance do they get a pizza party?
<shidobu> I can only hope
#310212
<Bike> When I imagine x86 I imagine a Swiss Family Robinson style treehouse, with parts continually bursting into flame underneath as they build higher and higher on the broken remnants of what they slapped together last week.
#305523
11:01 <tamara> i love peeing
11:01 <tamara> wanna see what i did to my boyfriend
11:01 <tamara> uh
11:01 <tamara> unrelated
#53151
<k2xl> in 1998, i made a C++ program to calculate pi to a billion digits.
<k2xl> i coded it on my laptop (pentium 2 i think) and then ran the program.
<k2xl> the next day i got a new laptop but decided to keep the program running.
<k2xl> it's been over seven years now since i ran it. and this morning it finished calculating.
<k2xl> the output:
<k2xl> "THE VALUE OF PI TO THE BILLIONTH DIGIT IS = "
<k2xl> mindblowing eh?
<k2xl> i looked in the code of my program, and i found out that i forgot to output the value :(.
Comment: true story, i fixed the code and am running it again
#13487
<Zeratul-SK> Cello, I'm tired of you in the top of the users list. :P
<Cellosoft> zer, I'm tired of you on the User list
#18302
<Lut> haha wtf
<Lut> my sister just had a baby
<Lut> and i didn't even know she was pregnant
#10339
<Gorilla> aye. they didnt have any Dogs Bollocks in sainsburys, so i took a customer comment's card, and expressed my disappointment with them not stocking Dog's Bollocks on their shelves.
<Gorilla> tey sent me back a letter saying that they do not stock chinese delicacies. i think they thought i meant the actual testicles.
#308226
<Jax184> A poem in Punctuation.
<Jax184> ^<@<.@* (Hat less at less point at star)
<Jax184> }"_# | (Backbrace double base pound space bar)
<Jax184> -@\$&/_% (Dash at cash and slash base rate)
<Jax184> !( @|=> (Wow open tab at bar is great)
<Jax184> ;`+\$?^? (Semi backquote plus cash huh DEL)
<Jax184> ,#"~|)^G (Command pound double tilde bar close BEL)
#12263
<ducks> HOLY SHIT
<ducks> THAT WAS A MILKSHAKE?!?!?!?!
<ducks> AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
<ducks> og my god. that was disgusting.
<ducks> I had this cup on my desk
<ducks> for a few months
<ducks> thinking there was soda in it
<ducks> IT WAS A MILKSHAKE
#41907
<influxsys> yea, gf is all pissed coz i insulted some fatties today
<n3cro> heh
<influxsys> it's ok though. i got my just deserts
<influxsys> we had just left the cinema and we were walking infront of these two huge fat bastards and could hear them talking
<influxsys> one goes to the other. "by gosh it sure is hot today"
<influxsys> i slyly said not thinking they could hear me "that's because you're a fucking fatty"
<influxsys> they totally heard me. one picked me up and squeezed the shit out of me while the other belted into my front organs, as i was quivering on the ground in pain the fattest one ran back and stole my fucking popcorn
#44161
<Areku> No wait, you don't understand
<Areku> I'm the incest guy here
<Areku> *nicest
<Areku> ... BAD typo
Comment: gaming.windfyre.net #SN-Sync
#43636
<JibberJim> Pope buried in St Peter's crypt
<JibberJim> Isn't that a bit unfair on St Peter?
<JibberJim> making them share like that?
Comment: #swhack on irc.freenode.net
#1682
<stc> all us asians look alike
<stc> so getting in with older brother id's is easy heh
#38787
[@Persephone] if you are talking to some "chick" online who says she only has 3 pairs of shoes chances are its a dude
#3634
<tyne> my life consists of 2 things
<tyne> music
<tyne> and debt
#305962
<Joh> I had a friend who was crazy
<Joh> Once, randomly, while we were in town he walked up to a man waiting outside a shop and asked him
<Joh> "Hi, I just want to know how well the anti-memory serum worked, can you remember the number your sister told you yesterday?"
<Joh> The man says "I don't have a sister"
<Joh> My friend looks all serious then says "Damn, it worked too well."
<Joh> This man gave him the weirdest look, then my friend walked off.
#53184
<keith> 10 dollars on shipping and handling for a domain name
<keith> wtf
<keith> there is no shiping on a domain
<keith> fucking idiots
<keith> WHAT IDIOT PUTS SHIPING PRICES ON A DOMAIN OR WEBSITE
<keith> Shipping
<keith> to CAN
<keith> you cant ship a web address
<Renegade> they ship you a receipt
<Renegade> and a note
<Renegade> saying that you're a dumbass for paying shipping
<Renegade> on a domain name
#38066
* Quits: crag-- (crag@202.154.72.136) (Dead girls dont say no)
* Quits: KiM (KiM@134.115.157.196) (going for a walk :p)
<@ShowDowN> that is sick
<@ShowDowN> we should ban him next time he comes in
<@nekro> yeah, who the hell goes for walks
#22760
<fabutron> so we were at sonic the other day (which is a drive up restraunt like in the fifties, for those of you that don't have sonic) and we made a joke about punching the waitress in the uterus and over the little drive up radio the guy was like "we can still hear you"
#7461
<Poltergeist21>I want to fuck the olsen twins right in the ass!!
<Poltergeist21>Dude, my balls goin smack smack smack against their teen asses..yum yum!1
<Charlesowns>Dude, i said that ten years ago!