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#1979
(PrimoPyro) sometimes I talk on the phone when im on the crapper =)
(PrimoPyro) *bloop*
(PrimoPyro) "what was that?"
(PrimoPyro) ahh.. I dropped an ice cube in my drink...
#56737
dansSUCHaniceguy: Dude, you ever do something and you just know it's wrong?
dansSUCHaniceguy: The whole time you're telling yourself, This is WRONG
dansSUCHaniceguy: Just going through with it, doubt and guilt eating away at you but you do it anyway
gravybythepint: dammit did you fuck kyle's girlfriend
dansSUCHaniceguy: Get your mind out of the gutter
dansSUCHaniceguy: I drank the last of the orange juice
#32827
<Allahkat> You know how they make like, "Totally 80's" cds? They should make Pity-Party cds. "Just Got Dumped"
<Allahkat> "No One Home For Christmas"
<bunnieWork> "I Eat Ramen With My Cats Every Night"
<Allahkat> HAHAHAHA
<Allahkat> "I Chat In IRC 24 Hours A Day"
<Allahkat> Oh...wait...
<bunnieWork> HAHAHa...ha.
* bunnieWork sobs
* Allahkat polishes her gun
#303216
<jasperdett> :D
<resuni> :D
<Novell_Nazi> anyone ever tell you, you two look exactly alike?
Comment: irc.ecnet.org
#9220
<jre> A WHORE WAS HAVING A LIQUIDATION SALE
#3351
<Wes> Anything good coming on TV tonight?
<kolby> maybe nWo will return
<Wes> Anything good that doesn't involve dudes in their underwear slap-fighting so they can get a new belt to wear to the Gay Pride Parade?
#32742
<Bringa> also, it's kinda ironic how bash DOES display british pound symbol but not, for instance, the symbol for a nasal a in polish.
<Bringa> Where does the pound sign come from anyway?
<somniloquy> from me pressing shift+3
<Bringa> That's deep.
<somniloquy> good stuff, eh?
<Bringa> If this was the internet, I'd conclude that you come from your daddy pressing alt+f4 too late, since only on the internet can you get away with puns that weak.
<Bringa> You're fortunate we're conversing over very fast smoke signs.
#8170
<Damarr> Theres a topic on my TV newsgroup entitled "I can't get it up". Do I dare enter?
<Naivete> NO
<r0gue> go for it
<Damarr> Phew, he was talking about a satellite dish
#72713
<InsomniA> Heh... My Prof in Theorem proving class threw out some kid...
<InsomniA> He was talking about his friends telling him to have sex with some chick.
<InsomniA> And the Prof's like "If I asked you to have sex with me, would you!?"
<InsomniA> At which point the kid starts screaming "REDUCTIO AD ABSURDUM!!!"
#69717
<Djinna> i think i'm gonna make fleshy put out tonight.
<miscca> hahahah
<miscca> make him put out?
<miscca> you have not been married long enough for that missy :)
<Djinna> i'm gonna tie him to the bed and sit on his face until he makes me smile
Comment: #bifemunix on EFnet
#24966
<TaQ|away> Argh, my server's being raped up the bumb.
<alerith> send pics
<alerith> oh
<alerith> i thought you said your sister
#51788
< rebug> if god hates fags how come Jesus was so damn hot?
Comment: Theological debates on IRC
#948
(jesdynf) I want an emulator that, every time you try to load a game, there's a 6% chance it pops up a dialog that says "It's not loading! Tap the A button to blow the dust out."
#111114
<Trinexx> So, we were all sitting around, trying to decide who would cook tonight.
<Trinexx> Someone got the wonderful idea of making ME cook, despite the fact that I once caught ramen noodles on fire. I, of course, told them it was a bad idea. They didn't believe me. Gave me a recipe and very precise directions. I finally agreed to do it, but only if they understood that they eat at their own risk.
<Trinexx> So yeah, we've all got food poisoning now.
#15982
[Shinji] I think he threatened to kill me actually, although it was so badly spelt that I wasn't sure if it was a death threat or a request to see if I wanted another cappuchino
#29913
< Diluted> Could someone please explain to me what a unix admin is without being sarcastic?
#20904
[Kris] you know, IRIX is one of the most pure unixes out there judging from that chart
[sta_hi] racist.
#34129
--> MrPoush (~matt@dsl.76.171.networkiowa.com) has joined #jibble
<Monty> But what does MrPoush have to do with the price of fish?
<MrPoush> everything, Monty
<Monty> *horrified*
Comment: Monty is a phrase-bot.
#310640
<ChauffeR> what's the name of the mission that fucked up because they didn't use meters
<OyajiVyse> America?
#8165
<Kash> I have a large bulge in my pants.
*** Kash was kicked by Kiler (let the gerbil out)
#33754
<phoxxy> i was on the phone with a company for my business that was in Tennesee. the guy was trying to tell me information over the phone. i aksed if they had a website and he goes "Well, I didn't offer to give you our website information because I didn't think you had internet in Indiana."
* phoxxy was like WTF!?
* phoxxy has a T1 in her home mother fucker
<Puchu> indiana has no internet
<GorgeousOrifice> Indiana's all backwards and shit
<phoxxy> when I told the guy I had a T1 at home, he goes "Is that like dial-up?"
Comment: logged on #fark
#14697
<kRadD3ViL> fUk1n n0n-31337 h4x0rz! t4lk l1k3 n00bZ!!!!
<evildewr> hey, i used to speek like that.. but it don't make you leet with women
<kRadD3ViL> WhY u s4y d4t n00b?
<evildewr> cuz my girlfriend dumped me for using numbers when we communicated
<kRadD3ViL> u h4d a g1rlfr13nd? fuk1ng 31337!!!!! g1rls s0und 1337!
#45172
<Phlip> I'm not insensitive! I'm political-correctness-deprived!
#290462
<anon9k3> i need to remmenber to buy a card tomorrow :/
<anon9k3> but I'm not sure what kind to get
<Allah> a condolence card
<anon9k3> ass
<anon9k3> birthday
<anon9k3> I mean, I'm not sure what kind of birthday card to get for the person
<Allah> male or female?
<anon9k3> female
<Allah> then defiantly a condolence card, females hate getting older
#56188
<Nuttacon> i hate this, i have sooooooooooo much i could be doing..
<Nuttacon> it's overwhelming, i end up just worrying about how to do it all and not get anything done :(
<pentium176> i think you need a lesson in time management
<Nuttacon> perhaps
<Nuttacon> i don't know when i'd have time for it