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#303193
<Yuyu> Im pretty handy at FAPS games though
<Yuyu> ...........
<Yuyu> FPS
#11148
Meredy31: Hackers is just the coolest movie :)
Rann XXV: Indeed. n.n But only if you're not an actual hacker. But that's okay, because those people deserve to be annoyed. ^^
Rann XXV: A little payback for every system crash and virus-eaten file is in each hacker's scream of "DAMMIT IT'S NOT LIKE THAT!"
#30348
* Icy-mu cackles
<Icy-mu> i have discovered why we have halloween
<Icy-mu> its cause vampires like blood
<Icy-mu> and cant eat candy
<+Hamster_Of_Death> and candy companies like money
<Icy-mu> so they get all the childern to go get free candy
<Icy-mu> then the vampires suck the sugar blood outta the childern
<Icy-mu> those fiends
<+r3d3> you know at first that theory sounded like it was going to be stupid, but now it makes sense
#50877
<lotusleaf> I wish someone would make a pair of sunglasses which when worn would transform all of the sights into live ascii
#6924
<zed> I LIKE BREAD AND BUTTER I LIKE TOAST AND JAM SOMETHING SOMETHING SOMETHING SOMETHING AND THATS WHY I LIKE CRACK
<zed> IIIII LOVE CRACK
<zed> FROM MY HEAD DOWN TO MY BACK
<zed> ALMOST AS MUCH AS IIIIIII LOVE EGGS
<zed> FROM MY HEAD DOWN TO MY LEGS
<zed> BUT I DONT REALLY LOVE EGGS
<zed> WELL, I LOVE THEM, BUT IN THE WAY A MAN WOULD LOVE A FINE CUBAN CIGAR
<Nelson> zed; wtf song is that?
<zed> Nelson, IT'S EGG PROPAGANDA MUSIC
#15591
<Ayashi> computer knowlegde... YUCK! >_<
<sig> hrm, maybe your moto should be: knowledge=yuck
#309691
(Earnestly) Arch is not the right distribution for you if you can't use Linux without a GUI environment.
(buhman) and what Earnestly said
(Earnestly) Not meaning to sound like an elitist-jerk
(buhman) by contrast, I do intend to sound like an elitist.
#6631
<Hawx> wtf is Scotty
<Shinji> Hawx - ScottyFox, he's in here occasionaly, I used to live with him in Canada.
<Hawx> scottyfox is one letter away from being scattyfox
<Shinji> Hawx - and you're four letters away from being 'fuck'.
<Hawx> :D
#36485
<everwicked> i can imagine the scene
<everwicked> let the goatse man be named Bob and his wife Alice
<everwicked> Bob: Alice, what are we doing tonight? do you feel like going out?
<everwicked> Alice: I am kind of tired you know, why dont we just chill over here tonight
<everwicked> Alice: maybe just take a few pictures and stuff
<everwicked> Bob: or I could put a baseball up my ass
<everwicked> Alice: that sounds lovely, let's do that.
<everwicked> Bob: OK
<everwicked> i dont want to imagine whats would come next
<everwicked> you may see the story's (happy) ending at goat.cx
#7323
<Kisa> Don’t laugh, but every once in a while I try to check if I by any chance have superpowers. For some reason I always try telekinesis.
<Kisa> I look at something for a while, and try to move it with my mind.
<Kisa> and when I fail, I feel really stupid.
<Kisa> I was just wondering if anyone else does something like that?
<Kojedub> Yeah.
<Kojedub> I feel really stupid too.
* Kisa feels glad that he is not alone
<Kojedub> Not in relation to telekinesis.
<Kojedub> Just, you know.
<Kojedub> Stupid.
#59277
<simmy> Jack Bauer?
<simmy> (from 24)
<Simpleguy> Jack is a badass character. He can do anything
<|{evin> I think MacGuyver could take him
<|{evin> All he'd need is like.. some twine.. a toothbrush.. a glass of water.. and a tampon
<Simpleguy> You really need a rocket launcher to take down Jack?
#11658
<gigatron> fett
<gigatron> anyone
<gigatron> did u get jk2 yet
<Hydrac7> I'm trying now
<Hydrac7> on eDonkey but it's slow as hell
<Hydrac7> expect me to code it faster than it will download
#298065
<Trivia> A group of these is called a crash.
<Lenny> idfk. geese?
<el_dulzor> Asian drivers?
#294927
Jones: I had no idea that in the latest patch they added a confirmation box for /gquit
Maero: ahahah
Leggoes has left the guild
kyush has left the guild
#36887
‹Animonger› she is so hot i would suck her dad's dick
#28960
<m[e]ntor> Does anyone know where I can buy 100 m of wireless lan cable?
<insight> Well, you could try NASA's "things not yet and never will be invented"-department or something.
#42339
<ETR> I'm a CS major
<Spork-> What college?
<prev^ail> how can you do a major in counter strike?
#8560
<@xpro> sweet, just found 13$ in some dirty pants
<@pimp> who was wearing them?
#294867
<tetsu2051> (url to girl on facebook)
<tetsu2051> look at this
<packeterror> your so smitten
<tetsu2051> yes I am
<tetsu2051> that's why she should be mine
<tetsu2051> look at those eyes...
<tetsu2051> the eyes of a tiger
<tetsu2051> I want to
<tetsu2051> I don't know what I want to do
<tetsu2051> but damned if it probably involves my penis
#303759
< ADINSX> where are you from thereyougo?
< thereyougo> finland
< thereyougo> when in 3rd grade we started english teacher asked what we can say in english
< thereyougo> it was all like "autobots, roll"
Comment: #cobol
#30749
[06:45] <Newfiebul> ok.. i'll stay connected, and could you PM me when you get home?
[06:47] <[GizMo2]> yeah
[06:47] <Newfiebul> ok thanks
* Quits: Newfiebul
[06:48] <DaCaptn> thats an awesome job of staying connected
#296664
< carbine> Go act mature somewhere else. This is the internet buddy.
#18465
<jitspoe> friends, heh! Social interaction! Heh, a game programmer craves not these things!
#7357
<zeitgeist> or you could stick in some crap sendmail and root that
<zeitgeist> so many ways to get a shell dude :)
<lsd> hehe
<zeitgeist> and they arent illegal if its your box :P
<Fryboy> hehe
<Fryboy> "..and its not cheating cos its YOUR DOG"
<lsd> lol
<zeitgeist> and its not homosexual incest cause its YOUR stepbrother
<Fryboy> O_O
<Fryboy> and its not trespass to property, cos it was running SCO
<zeitgeist> lol
#16780
<Slime> Whenever hot chicks come up to me I always end up, like, vomitting everywhere and somehow my pants fall down, and then someone has a black eye, and everything goes wrong