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#307555
Sarig: problem with satelites is ping
Sarig: You don't know what lightspeed is until you try to game over a geostationary satelite
#21702
<|_0gre_|> what does one do with 40 gigs?
<Wetzel> Bend over and I'll show you.
#15946
<Samrod> while ME, on the other hand, FOUND a digital Casio watch, spend 2 days breaking the code to access the phonebook, called a buncha peaple to see who they know in common, and eventually found its rightfull owner, which turned out to be a classmate
<fGewA> me find digital watch!
<fGewA> me call rightful owner!
#9642
<Saktoth> I hope blackthorn takes over brittania and institutes a new regime of laser lights and techno music
#31858
<Karina> there are two people having mutual masturbation on my bed
<Karina> i'm going to blow.
<Gravity> what?
<Gravity> they're fingering each other on your bed?
<Karina> yes
<Gravity> male and female?
<Karina> yes
<Gravity> and are they both cute?
<Karina> yes
<Gravity> and you got on here to tell me about it ?
<Karina> yes
<Gravity> and didn't go join?
<Karina> no
<Gravity> If you have two hot people diddling around in your bed, and you're bi, and they're open, and you get on irc to tell someone else about it instad of joining/watching... You might be an addict.
#38812
<timmo> man i need a girlfriend or a fuck buddy
<timmo> because i need a back massage
<filth_> getting my back scratched is probably what i miss most about being single
<sxh> i don't give a shit
<sxh> turn my back to a woman
<sxh> probably get stabbed
#12317
<gorilla> ANY GIRLS HERE
<Lan> yeah, wanna cyber?
<gorilla> YES
<gorilla> HOW
<Lan> sorta like this
* gorilla (gorilla@xxx.ipt.aol.com) Quit (Connection reset by peer)
<Lan> a little to the left
#11526
<futard> IS YOUR NAME
<futard> NICK BECKER?
<strangury> no.
<futard> ok good
<futard> beacuse then you'd be me
<futard> and that'd be awkward
#56747
< din> so after i get back from the boxing matches saturday
< din> stayed at my gf's place
< din> apparently i was sleepwalking
< din> last i remember is that my gf woke me up at 4am
< din> and says "You just pissed in my floor."
< din> i'm all WTF
< din> NO FSCKIN WAY
< din> i pissed just to the right of her desk, in my sleep
< din> and flushed the printer
< din> and came back to bed
Comment: sleepflushing
#299533
<Dr_Pressure> in Old English, a period (.) was used to denote the end of a sentence.
<Dr_Pressure> in modern English, "lol" is used to end a sentence lol
#3124
<JMPZ> Either you are too horny for you're own good, or I am...
<Joshua> i don't know what that means...
<Joshua> 'too horny'?
<Joshua> usually once you get too horny the problem solves itself
#32463
<@kisama> WHAT'S UP FAGETS
<rabiator> WHATS UP BICTH
* rabiator was kicked by kisama (ONLY I GET TO BE AN ASSHOLE, BICTH")
#38995
<Char> I used to be pretty dumb with computers. But then I found out you can get porn on them. Two years later I was the mod of an internet forum.
Comment: #forum-m@irc.freenode.net
#2446
*** blahblahb (Dingdong@h24-207-55-238.dlt.dccnet.com) has joined #gamedev
<blahblahb> !list
*** blahblahb (Dingdong@h24-207-55-238.dlt.dccnet.com) has left #gamedev
<DAL9000> it was a driveby !list'ing
#32974
<Doyle|LFHMRNNA>: man this coffee is so good, I can't stop smiling.
<Roj`>: what sort is it?
<Doyle|LFHMRNNA>: espresso, with 3 sugar and no milk
<Doyle|LFHMRNNA>: we ran out :(
<Roj`>: okay....
<Doyle|LFHMRNNA>: frak dserf se slke eoseif
<Roj`>: . . .???
<Doyle|LFHMRNNA>: hmmmmmm
<Doyle|LFHMRNNA>: not even i can work out what i was trying to say
Comment: Too much coffee = ^^
#34157
<@skape> wonder what a cisco movie would be about
<@trew> "self protecting networks"
<@skape> THE ROUTER STRIKES BACK
<@skape> RETURN OF THE FDDI
<@trew> haha
<@skape> come on trew
<@skape> you think up one!
<@trew> BACK TO THE ROUTER!
<@trew> HONEY I SHRUNK THE IDS
#15825
<Moogboy> That Quotes page is retarted
<Moogboy> Do you know how much of them are most likely completely fake?
<WeslyC> I hear ya man
<WeslyC> This is one of 'em.
<Moogboy> O_o
#7172
<Mr_BoGgLeS> she said you looked edible mosey..
<Mousey> well boggles
<Mousey> if she thinks im edible
<Mousey> she probably is fat
<Mousey> i have no fat on me
<Mousey> eating me would be like going on a diet
#436
<HomerJ> I had this computer built for this guy, all ready to go...so I walk to where my mom took my car, and when I get back, out cat sneezed on the board and fried it
#1967
<JDigital> It's official: Nostradamus was a stoner.
<JDigital> His name wasn't even Nostradamus. It was Michel du Nostredame
<JDigital> Nostradamus was just his IRC nick
#250885
<Tomm> ... I am speechless.
<Tomm> I was randomly watching Youtube stuff when I saw a link to Never Gonna Give You Up
<Tomm> And I thought to myself... "Hey, that's a cool song, and I haven't heard it in a while"
<Tomm> So I clicked it
<Tomm> ...Chocolate Rain.
<Tomm> I JUST GOT FUCKING REVERSE RICKROLLED.
#11181
<bean2edu>Try seeding the RNG with the current system time, that should help somewhat
<kram>You do know that the numbers generated are still pseudo-random, and not true RNs. In fact there is no way to generate true random numbers.
<bean2edu>Obviously you've never had your wife balance the checkbook.
#50524
<celti> When your life is going down the drain, it's best not to turn on the garbage disposal.
#19049
<NestyPoo> man
<NestyPoo> this d00d tried to get his hat from under a rollercoaster
<NestyPoo> one of those upside down rollercoasters
<NestyPoo> he got kicked by some women in a passing rollercoaster and he lost his head
<NestyPoo> the woman broke her foot and is suing for damages
<rhythm> savage
<rhythm> did he get his hat back
<Chalupa_J> well good hats arent exactly cheap
#26388
<<< [Lolita!~prada@208.20.58.194] i like putting my pairs of socks
togehter after i wash them, it's like playing mahjong