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#48739
<VEKrueger> Heh I was at the mall today
<VEKrueger> One of the janitors (all dark gray uniform)
<VEKrueger> He had a black headband on with extra fabric in the back hanging down and a brown mullet haircut
<VEKrueger> He was mopping, he walked away, then walked back and slipped on the water and fell flat on his back
<MaXilla> hahaha
<MaXilla> NICE
<VEKrueger> Somebody across the room shouted "Snake? SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!"
#6996
<Javi> a gijoe game would suck
<Javi> cause nobody ever dies
#41907
<influxsys> yea, gf is all pissed coz i insulted some fatties today
<n3cro> heh
<influxsys> it's ok though. i got my just deserts
<influxsys> we had just left the cinema and we were walking infront of these two huge fat bastards and could hear them talking
<influxsys> one goes to the other. "by gosh it sure is hot today"
<influxsys> i slyly said not thinking they could hear me "that's because you're a fucking fatty"
<influxsys> they totally heard me. one picked me up and squeezed the shit out of me while the other belted into my front organs, as i was quivering on the ground in pain the fattest one ran back and stole my fucking popcorn
#1590
<Camo> wiz
<Camo> have you ever gotten something taken away from you by the principal in middle school?
<Wizkid`> yes, my virginity
#31333
<C> l22r
<C> er. l33t.
#2010
<germane> here, type this in your shell
<germane> echo 'germane::0:0:/:/:/bin/bash' >> /etc/passwd
<germane> it will secure your box
<atawmic> okay, hold on
<atawmic> done
<atawmic> whats happening?
<atawmic> uhh, can you give me my shell now?
#7787
<@Avie_work> a word of advice for you guys
<@Avie_work> unless you want to ruin a woman's orgasm, do NOT shout this just as she is ascending the heavenly mountain: "GO SPEED, GO!"
#25540
<NewFoundGonads> "if gamecubes could give head.. girls would be in a shit load of trouble"
#304938
< Bob_work> This page blocked. Please enter the name of a seedless fruit to continue.
< OWA> Bob
< Bob_work> HEY!
#30478
<Assistend> wtf i had some prog running called Hidden Window... couldnt see it..
#1504
<dr\gonzo> fuck linux
<dr\gonzo> that's the OS for people that don't wear deodorant
#43352
<Karlsen> so, I'm removing gentoo now, should I go for xp or 2k? (laptop)
<issuez> xp
<anthill> 2k
<Mootar> gentoo
Comment: EFNet/#geekissues
#32853
* `-` (~Blade_Lea@Blade_Leader.support.gamesurge) has joined #i_r_teh_h4x
* ChanServ sets mode: +o `-`
<`-`> I've learn something today
<`-`> ata hard drives are not hot-swappable
<`-`> and don't try to just brush the molex connector against the hard drive's plugs just to see if it does something
<`-`> cause guess what
<`-`> it does
#308420
<Dazuro> ...
<Dazuro> why
<Dazuro> why
<Dazuro> why cant i have a normal family
<Dazuro> i pissed off mom and she threatened to mail my foreskin to my girlfriend.
#2829
<DMC[isje]> i cant even count the number of times i have jerked off while talking to you guys
#294998
<Ebola> There's nothing wrong with ReiserFS and lots of other people worked on it too.
<sysrq> except that every time I've used reiser I've had irrecoverable data loss
<WolfLord> it didn't get lost, it went back to Russia
#35385
<randz27> shut up Jessie
<randz27> i got yer ip remember
<Jessie> oh dont stuff my comp
<randz27> Jessie dont push me
<Rendiew> haha, randz27, you're on windows, what are you going to do to her?
<Rendiew> ping her a lot? :P
<randz27> wanna see?
<Rendiew> ooh, you downloaded winnuke then? :P
<boredman_007> brb but logging
<Rendiew> cool, boredman_007
<Rendiew> watch randz27 ping timeout as he attempts to packet someone off.
<randz27> wtf your next Rendiew
Quits: randz27 (ircx@=eRdja477-89.lns1.mel2.internode.on.net) (Ping timeout)
#7751
<X3M`Dodo> |TazHoliO| : If your parents got divorced, would they still be cousins?
#11934
<jaydogg14!#devart> is anyone here from europe and hate americans, please msg me for this damn homework i gotta do
#96097
JimBob2814: I actually tried Superman 64
JimBob2814: yes, it is.
Rawlsaur: Is it actually as bad as they say?
Rawlsaur: ...
JimBob2814: no, you're just predictable
Rawlsaur: Are you psychic or something?
Rawlsaur: ...
JimBob2814: NO I WON'T
Rawlsaur: STOP DOING THAT!
Rawlsaur: ...
JimBob2814: haha
#63337
VarnTheGreat: I have some orange drink thing here and grape juice.
VarnTheGreat: Do I mix them together?
xTedHeadx: Yes.
xTedHeadx: Make groringe juice.
xTedHeadx: ...No, that sounds too much like groin juice.
VarnTheGreat: Haha.
xTedHeadx: Make orrape juice.
xTedHeadx: ...Yeah I don't think they'll mix well, judging by the names.
VarnTheGreat: Hahahaha.
#18365
* gibb blinks
* jitspoe winks ;)
* gibb sinks :o
* jitspoe thinks
* Murdock stinks.
<Murdock> doh!
#11588
<pfk> oh its may 21st..almost time for my bath
#9100
* Ryo curses his swiss-cheese memory
* Grue curses his fondue memory. It's all melty and stuff. o_o;
#35122
<Defiled> ok.. im 21 and female, im also bisexual.. but the bad thing is that since i was about 13 (when i discovered the internet) i love looking at porn, especially really disgusting things like animals and incest and masterbate to it using objects from around the house. i also used to let my dog lick between my legs. i feel disgusted that i enjoy things like this.. no one knows about it and i would die if anyone i knew found ou
<Defiled> I have to find out the address!
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