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#117356
<GregG> I also paid for mIRC, 'cus it's the best IRC app out there, no matter how many others I try. It was time to cough it up to the guy.
<irq_> wow, paying for irc
<irq_> worse than paying for sex
#7766
*** booger is now known as BROADCAST
* BROADCAST MESSAGE FROM ETG OPS: we all suck here tonight, so we are going to bounce chanserv a few times then disco ky-hub-1.etg.sucks.com and force a few netsplits on zaire-congo-hub-gw.etg.africa.org just because - vd whiz
#115623
<ellington8> whats a 999 error?
<blynzoo> A german argument.
#35089
<Rykan> ah man, chocolate is evil...
<CrazyEruntje> 1 ounce of chocolate
<CrazyEruntje> equals one pound of body fat :P
<[Illuminati]Jaerchom> so wait...
<[Illuminati]Jaerchom> i can turn my body fat into chocolate?
<[Illuminati]Jaerchom> omg!!!
<[Illuminati]Jaerchom> I be rich yo!
Comment: #MxO on irc.stratics
#36265
<tobaki> haha, my mom was listening to the new lenny kravitz album and she was like "wow, lenny sure sounds angry"
<tobaki> then he started getting violent and my mom was like "oh my god!"
<tobaki> then she took the cd out of the player and saw that it was my brothers "distUrbed" album
<tobaki> the sad part is it took her 8 songs to realize something was wrong
#72748
<insaneidiot> so i have to write a paper for english about why Launcelot likes to run around killing people
<MC> He was beat as a child
<Tar> it's because he yearns desperately for approval
<HunterX11> its the name
<HunterX11> if you name a girl candi, she'll be a stripper
<HunterX11> if you name a boy jeeves, he'll be a butler
<HunterX11> if you name a guy launcelot, he's gonna fucking lance people
Comment: irc.bungie.org #hbo
#295702
Bouch: whats a gargleborg?
Shivers: thats what you get when you let nanites loose in a jar of mouthwash.
#49395
<digi> I had written a Dune quote on my board this morning: "Truth suffers from too much analysis". Upon returning this evening, I saw that it had been changed to "ruth suffers from too much anal"
#307315
<cansado> decode this while i poop: dWggb2gsIG15IGFudXMgaXMgZGlsYXRpbmch
<jph> jph@hellcat:[ttys005]:~/Downloads$ echo dWggb2gsIG15IGFudXMgaXMgZGlsYXRpbmch | base64 -d ; echo
<jph> uh oh, my anus is dilating!
<jph> cans: fuck you
#47823
<TheYamiUsagi> Halo is like Christianity. It's probably okay, but the ignorant fan base ruined it for me.
#300860
<spigwitmerdicks> so i had this cool dream where i was in the hospital in a body cast and could only communicate with pen & paper, which for some reason i drew a dick on a paper that i gave back to a nurse. a bunch of a nurses and doctors then gathered around it puzzled by the possible interpretations of what i wanted while i just laughed my ass off cause i just felt like drawing a fucking dick
#4380
<Spork> A man looked at me like I was a pervert today. I was checking him out at the store and he had his kids at me I noticed one of his young daughters had her zipper down and you could see the print on her panties, so I pointed it out to him. He looked at me weird for a second then zipped her up.
<Spork> Maybe it's because he thought I also noticed that he was half-erect in his pants.
<Spork> Which he was.
#2898
<XxDeThxX> thats what the sperm whales do..they check out the females then all the males rub against eachother til they spooge
#8873
* Crimson has joined #arsclan
<stargurl> hello
<Sinned> hello
<Crimson> hello
<Griz> hello.jpg
#2601
<async> Violus: the ICQ protocol is about as good as your performance in bed
<Violus> woah, sweet
* Violus installs ICQ
#126624
<anti-net> I'm going to bed when the Sun gets up, lazy bloody thing
<anti-net> rarely does night shifts, only in the North Pole
<max> hey, in the north pole it stays up for 6 months straight! you call that lazy? i call that caffeine
<max> then it goes down for 6 months, now thats a caffeine crash
#19791
<Vyse`work> FUCK SNAKE
<Vyse`work> thats nice as FUCK!
<Vyse`work> dude
<Vyse`work> ill show my boss ASAP
<Vyse`work> when he comes in
<Vyse`work> DUDE SNAKE
<Vyse`work> fucking move here for a job =)
<Vyse`work> my boss would so fucking fire the chick who does it now
<Vyse`work> and hire you
<Vyse`work> look at the website she is working on
<Vyse`work> dude
<Vyse`work> snake isn't here
<Vyse`work> im talking to no one
<Vyse`work> FUCK
#126370
<pthree> it came to light the other day that I don't own any clothes that I picked out myself
<pthree> I'm a 28yr old barbie doll for my wife
#299844
<Jafet> How the hell does youtube order its comments anyway?
<FauxFaux> Most annoying first.
#3711
<ckjesus2k> Jews are so...Jewish
<pyristorm> HEY, no insults on this channel!
#34174
<Guyp> my mom wont let me go to the gym
<Guyp> she thinks i'll look at girls and my mind will be sinning ;[
<Guyp> so i think i'll ask her if a gay gym is ok :>
#298575
<mathrick> so there's this song, right, that goes "all I want to do is make love to you"
<mathrick> this is a classic case of an inexperienced / bad coder using unnecessarily verbose and inefficient expressions in a misguided attempt to make things more readable
<mathrick> compare the idiomatic version: "all I want to do is you". Shorter, more readable AND more to the point
<mathrick> remember, kids, not using idiomatic expressions and commenting on obvious parts of the code will get you to the special code hell
#16808
<[OKW]Buchwald> is it "cheating" on your girlfriend if you invite a couple of girls over to get naked, and you end up jerking off on to their tits, but you never touch them?
<[SS]Corky> NO!
<[SS]Corky> did this happen?
<[OKW]Buchwald> well, gimme a few minutes :)
#302362
<fahadsadah> Note to self: do not code when tired
<fahadsadah> Guess what was in my code?
<fahadsadah> Rather than #!/usr/bin/ruby at the top
<fahadsadah> print "#!/usr/bin/ruby\n"
#13246
ùíù You're now known as
<@> wtf
<@> what nick am I