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#10820
<mdgslve> Zeek the only good thing about sheep is if you get em close enough to a cliff they push back really hard :)
#16040
<Josho> i HATE
<Josho> the beastie boys.
<Amanda_> Their talent is INTERGALACTIC
<Amanda_> Saying you hate them is a form of SABOTAGE
<Amanda_> GIRLS are always huge fans
<Josho> ....................................................
<Amanda_> Looks like you need some BRASS MONKEY
#8123
<arturo-pain-afk> what makes you think it is?
* Sphinx45 points to the door.
<Sphinx45> the sign says so!
<arturo-pain-afk> what sign?
<arturo-pain-afk> theres no sign
* Nelyx adjusts the "Number of Days without having to deal with an Idiot!" sign, so that it now reads 0
#36675
<fatlilbug> If my second cousin is totally hot, is it alright so long as we use protection?
<ZekeMcN> fatlilbug: you're from arkansas, aren't you?
<fatlilbug> kentucky :/
#23974
(@GKB) How the hell do I idle?
#41234
<BiG_10> gonna see if i can cancel my order of 6 gallons of listerine
<BiG_10> foudn out the damn stuff has an expiration date.... my 1 liter says it'll expire in may of '06... and i just bought 6 years worth of mouth wash
Comment: #teamlan on ETG
#4238
<Scofco> i want to stick it up my butt
<Scofco> not my 'chocolate starfish'
<fcastle> lol same diffrence u doosh bag :)
<Scofco> i don't even have a chocolate starfish
<Scofco> i hate seafood
#7709
<Logomancr> although I don't know how reliable plasma screens are
<Logomancr> I wonder if I punched a whole in it when running if "plasma" would leak out, in a very star trek moment
<Logomancr> ;P
<Logomancr> "hello fire department, I have a plasma leak in my reactor coils"
<lev|> "on screen"
<Logomancr> "no no, I'm talking about my TV"
<renholde_> maybe if we modify the deflector dish
<Logomancr> that would be so l33t
#3099
<spazzer> i think i'm wearing my mom's pants right now
<spazzer> what the FUCK
#49032
<@feem> i had someone claim to me the other day that pi was the longest irrational number in existence
<@feem> and someone else said no e was
<@feem> and i stared at them
#176177
< pixie> Heh, looking at what things contain iron, its quite weird that I lack iron
< pixie> I eat plenty of things that contain it
< ari> So you eat plenty of iron but are anaemic? Why, that's ironic.
Comment: ##pink
#17212
<DarkMyst> Where do Babies come from? The woman or the man????
<OlEnglish> the stork
<OlEnglish> but who fucks the stork?
<DarkMyst> good question
#28665
<NinJA_JG> afk 2 mins, bathroom
<NinJA_JG> IM A LILLE FAGOT WHO LIKES TO SUCK DICK AND SWALLOW CUM!!!1
<NinJA_JG> IM A LILLE FAGOT WHO LIKES TO SUCK DICK AND SWALLOW CUM!!!1
<NinJA_JG> IM A LILLE FAGOT WHO LIKES TO SUCK DICK AND SWALLOW CUM!!!1
<NinJA_JG> back
<NinJA_JG> afk 2 mins, killing lille brother
#5735
<robin24> any girls in here?
<cognac> does is really matter?
<cognac> the only thing you're gonna see are letters and numbers anyway
#18756
<FiZi> I WANT YOU TO CALL ME
<FiZi> JUST SO I CAN SAY "OH HELLO MR. TROLL FAG! YOUR MATURE!" and then hangup on YOU
<WO-Booz> it'd be funny if you actually make spelling errors when you speak, too
#32044
<+DoomSooth> I went to Providence Middle School in Virginia.
<+DoomSooth> The cheerleaders had PMS in big letters on their uniforms.
#62312
<Zenith`> This porn sucks.
<Zenith`> Girl is sortof squatting on a dildo and I'm wondering why the camera man doesn't kick her legs out.
#44423
<AI> do you know how to get legal free music?
<AI> call a random helpdesk
<AI> you'll get free music for at least 20 minutes
#74791
<+ASD5A> theoretical problems are boring
<+Dextrose> like whether your girlfriend should use birth control pills or condoms?
#8857
<aqela> YES!
ùíù mode/#mandrake [+v nomercy] by level
<aqela> my linux came
<aqela> yes!
<[Mosher]> did yah get any on you ?
#56771
<BlackDeth> so this guy on the radio the other day was saying how there's a law that you can't sue gunmakers for injuries caused by their products
<BlackDeth> then he went on to suggest that all industries can protect themselves from liability claims if they just made their products start firing bullets
<BlackDeth> that would be awesome
#294696
<Catdaemon`> what does * do
<Ortzinator> everything
#301020
<jonukas> hello, hope someone can help me. How with c#, i can make 3.576 to 3.58 ?
<ttvd> if(value == 3.576) value = 3.58;
<ttvd> np!
#302077
<ssar> Fuck... saw the girl who lived across the street from me at this dinner party.
<ssar> I had always watched her through her window and shit... but man she just got even hotter.
<ssar> Of course the urge to approach her was strong, but I'm pretty sure a line that one should never use as an icebreaker is "Hey what's up? I used to stalk you."
#10489
<deimos> what are you installing?
<hep> your mom
<hep> YourMom v.2.4.5
<deimos> wow
<deimos> yourmom kept panicing on me
<hep> she does that deimos