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#34090
<Drathian> does anyone know how to recover a lost sex drive.........
<PsyMar> yeah,try reformatting
Comment: #zebeth dreamIRC
#7804
<Affe> haha my mom just got an email from adultcheck that was supposed to go to my stepdad
<Ouroboros> Busted!
<Affe> she's like "adultcheck? i hate all this spam" and she clicks on it to delete it, and up comes the preview "dear william (my stepdad), on such and such a date you ordered...."
<Affe> haha
<Affe> she's all like "asshole"
#16985
<Cross> I was at the kareoke bar last night
<Cross> and i was talking to this hot chick for like 20 minutes
<Cross> and this other girl walked over right in the middle of
my conversation
<Cross> and said "Are you talking to my sister? Cause she's
deaf"
#9127
Join: []{3V0R]{] [Sev-Kar@62-241-164-34.dsl.pipex.com]
(]{3V0R]{): is it possible to register a channel on EfNet ??
Kick: []{3V0R]{] was kicked by [@BEF] [Your nick is excessively retarded.]
#39733
Jaeger2288: actually your right, i dont aim i just unzip and let gravity and mass do the rest
longlivemarneus: lmfao
Jaeger2288: sorta like those installed ironing boards, if you hit the button its gunna come out hard and fast and someone may get hurt
#10015
<RageATM> im allergic to porn it makes my dick swell
#301439
<hgl> !decide sims
<vurl> Yes
<hgl> ehehe
<Sebas> It's ironic that you get someone else to make the decision for you to play a game that mainly consists of you taking someone else's decisions.
#46286
<hAz3L`02> so did it work out, remaking the company site with your internal web site builder
<wnuts> well...
<hAz3L`02> i guess like a standards geek you hated to use tables for the layout again
<wnuts> dude... it's fine. It's a nice experience, once I stopped having recurring thoughts in the lines of "well I'd rather type HTML code manually with my nose while being ass-raped with a spinning drill machine".. Now I'm on Prozac though and it's fine. Nested tables are nice.
#34140
<@FarkStatsBot> think you need to reboot
<star_angel> i did that already
<star_angel> so bot
<@FarkStatsBot> did you restart the computer?
<star_angel> yeah
<@FarkStatsBot> still didn't fix it?
<star_angel> and when i did then knux was lordcrank
<@FarkStatsBot> you might have a virus
<star_angel> no i have a school pc i cant get viruses... but thanks
#8423
<SuperGayAllah> ok, who is the hairiest girl in here?
<Phuser> you are dude
#29206
<Urashima> I wonder if it's morally defensible to kill my neighbours for having a crappy taste in music and wanting to share it with me early in the morning... -_-
#6699
<dbaker> Whoever thinks rc5-64 will be cracked in 50 years is an idiot.
<dbaker> It'll be cracked before the end of 1998.
#57085
< Necr0s-> What makes a woman's nipples hard for days?
< withnail> superglue
< El^JonBen> death
< Kobi> botox
#299002
Riomerc: The only problem with it is that it's an eco-smart community
Riomerc: And anything with the words "Ecological", "Green" or "Environmentalist" and any combination and permutation therein, plus the word "Smart" "Intelligent" or "Friendly" and any comination or permutation therein makes me want to extract my eyes from their orbits with a rusted spork, rape them, and then stick my dick in an oven and slam the door on it until it either burns to a crisp, gets so much damage that it falls off or I black out from pain.
PaperStrike: D:
Riomerc: And, of course, it would be a low-star-rated oven, so I could put a dent in their bullshit whilst I'm mutiliating myself.
#307664
<Crescens2k> well, there are some h-manga artists who think you can fit arms, legs and penises the size of your arm in there without any problem, so why not a horses head
#17920
<HydroSqueegee> i had a very strange dream the other day i was sucking my own dick and choking on it...
<hoho> hydro, TMI
<rzrshrp> hydro, shut your mouth
<HydroSqueegee> *refrains from further self insult*
<NickBlasta> You should be shot for that dream
#156
<||CHAOS||> they just jumped into bed when i showed them how i added a speaker to my ti-83
#9567
<[S]evered> UT has shit framerate
<[S]evered> how do I fix it?
<stoldark> [S]evered: i believe UT has an uninstall option
#4886
<chris--> now i have to tell the coach that i can't play because my wrist hurts
<chris--> and he asks me how i injuried it
<chris--> and i say swinging a bat
<chris--> and it sounds stupid.
<chris--> it has 'masturbation injury' written all over it
#28524
<cSk|Sperry> There were 2 people on a boat: /hop and /quit. /hop got off, who's still on the boat?
* nipple_frog has quit IRC
#46207
<treb> the best girlfriend is always your feminine side, remember that :D
<Gorf|work> am i getting advice from a 14 year old?
<treb> 13, actually
Comment: #cam, irc.drivemeinsane.com
#16766
<Grim13> Mariah Carey's cleavage got nominated for "Worst onscreen couple"
#6322
ted: woman plus invisible man = the perfect porn
craig: Actually, woman + visible woman is the perfect porn, but this is a close second.
#31059
<aml_> i mean, if you decapitate someone with a sword, it's not fucking ceremonial
<dabblerblue> unless you're the highlander!!
#31285
<hep> fo0 is a premature ejaculator?
<G3-Game> cock mizer?
<fo0bar> hep: only when I'm around you
<G3-Game> scrooge mccock?
<kingmob> ewww
<kingmob> that's pretty bad
<dmose> cocksocket
<kingmob> cause remember what scrooge used to do in his money?
<kingmob> like, roll around in it and swim in it and stuff
<kingmob> now i'm picturing...ecccchhh
<kingmob> just...ecchhhh
<willo> with his nephews
<aykroyd> ack! /clear, dammit!!
<kingmob> ecchhhh!
<fo0bar> willo: thank you for further tainting my view of childhood
<ogw-iii> oy
<willo> anytime.