Random | Latest | Best | Full Site
#35419
<MrDelayer> i'm lazy and suicidal
<MrDelayer> someone slit my wrists for me
#54228
<Mizerock> lucas, judging by your IP...you live in new zealand?
<nforbes> ...
<nforbes> The Netherlands
<nforbes> .nz is New Zealand
<lucas> Mizerock, judging by your latest statement, you live in the USA?
Comment: irc.vaccus.org #main
#295087
%rok3n> explain the 90s in one sentence.
@solaroperator> dildo: not just for women anymore
#32922
<@Plas> I get head easily
<@Plas> it annoys me
<@Plas> ..*headaches
#32248
<DigDug> what's the difference between w-9 and w-2?
<Hegemon> w-7
#27335
Xelprov: Why did the dinosaurs die?
thenstock: prolly something you did, asshole.
#21615
[20:10] * Aery has joined #pvponline
[20:10] <Aery> boobs boobs boobs
[20:10] <Aery> buttsex
[20:10] <Treen> yay!
[20:10] <Aery> boobs
[20:10] <Trax> .
[20:10] <Aery> buttsex
[20:10] * Aery has left #pvponline
[20:10] <Treen> She had an entire night's conversation in under a minute.
#266270
Curt teh Juggler: our graduation ceremony was today, and right when some gamer nerd got his diploma, someone in the audience played the zelda "get item" music and he did the zelda spin-hold-out-item stance
Curt teh Juggler: it was quite possibly the most amazing thing ever.
#162518
<Raws> that was epic
<Raws> so I called western union, right
<Raws> and I get this texan lady on the phone with a long drawl
<Raws> shes all like "you are aware that this is probably a fraud you stupid effing moron" and I just say
<Raws> "don't worry ma'am"
<Raws> "I'm from the internet"
<Raws> it just came out of my mouth
<sboob> LMFAO
<Raws> she just said "ok"
#310894
<@witheld> Well, my computer from the age of 3 to about 10 was this frankenstein build that a family friend built us running 95. When I first started using it I just used a program called "baby type" which created various noises and visualizations from pressing buttons and messing with the mouse
<@witheld> And then when I was 10 or so the mexican guy gave me my own windows 98 computer
<@witheld> mexican guy down the street*
<@KittyKatt> Oh, I thought you meant THE mexican guy.
<@KittyKatt> Like, everyone was supposed to get their computer from the mexican guy at the age of 10.
#308549
<@Twinge> Saw the word 'spaghetti' and assumed people were talking about code. Was not disappointed.
#114245
<Prrrrostata> in the back of national lampoon they had little round stickers that had a picture of a screw on them
* JacklynHyde hoists an eyebrow
<Prrrrostata> you could stick them over the heart on bumperstickers
<Prrrrostata> "I <screw> my german shepard"
#16913
<Stemish> my 450Mhz celeron built world in 1:40:18.95
<Stemish> my dual 500MHz celeron built world in 1:44:47.17
<Stemish> what is wrong with this picture?
<todd> There's no naked chicks in it?
<Stemish> well, that too
#31328
<marek> rape is such a bad term, lets call it surprise sex!
#18931
<pizzathie> sex? what's that?
<Foole> pr0n without a camera
<pizzathie> I must have been doing something wrong at school
<Foole> i did lots of wrong things at school
#303435
<Nativehomie> married onijin?
<~onijin> no
<~onijin> I have a fleshlight
#4825
*** Toramo has joined #---------
<Toramo> It's a full house tonight!!!
<Illuvatar> Can I be uncle Joey?
#295080
<urs> When I flew with finnair once, I noticed halfway into the flight that the emergency exit in the next row was installed upside-down
<thec> urs, that one is for when the plane crashes upside down
#308131
<SnortnSnowflakes> getting on the plane
<SnortnSnowflakes> and blowing that
<SnortnSnowflakes> thing
<SnortnSnowflakes> up
<dippingsauce> oh thats way different than my master plan
<SnortnSnowflakes> well
<SnortnSnowflakes> you'd be doing all the blowing
<SnortnSnowflakes> so
<SnortnSnowflakes> it's not too different from your plan
<dippingsauce> naw im going to just hijack it and land it safely and then over the intercom yell MICROSOFT FLIGHT SIM FOR LIFE BITCHES then bounce out before the police come
#8093
<Hazim> APPARENTLY I CANNOT CHARGE MALE ESCORTS TO MY LIBRARY CARD
<LR|seksiwidow-> why the hell not?
<Hazim> i dunno.. they thought i wouldn't return them on time?
#69904
<randi> did you kill this perl coder?
<sbahra> randi, I've gotten into many arguments with him. :-)
<sbahra> He's far too much of a celebrity in this scene to really "win". He did write *a lot* of code. :-)
<sbahra> Not necessarily good code, but a lot of code.
<randi> you know, sucking a lot of dick doesn't make you a porn star. it just makes you a slut.
#47834
mikester has joined #geekissues
<mikester> must go now 1 alienware area51-m laptop. price 550 includes sameday shipping, case, wireless router and ipod mini = blue, message mcsltd2@hotmail.com on msn or justmikeeh on aim if your interested
mikester has left #geekissues
<live> i certianly could use a severely underpriced laptop being advertised over the internet through IRC
<live> i smell no scam
<pinin> no way i msged him first!
<pinin> BACK OFF
<live> ITS MINE BITCH
#22326
<Omnipolex> how many years of experience have you had with young rape ntfs
<ntfs0> young rape? i started when your mother was just a little girl
<Omnipolex> wtf
<Omnipolex> oh
<Omnipolex> shit
<Omnipolex> no i meant 3d rendering
<ntfs0> wtf
<sy> hahah
<sy> bash.org
<ntfs0> how do you mistake 3d rendering for young rape
#28923
(@Sabrejack): if you dropped the soap in front of evets, he'd fuck you in the ass, implant a tracking device, a keylogger, a virus, and a self-hiding trojan to make you drop the soap on command.
#310978
<!spaghetti> What's that thing deaf people have
< FrobtheBuilder> peace and quiet?