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#19612
<DarkSpork> gods, I need to stop sleeping
<DarkSpork> Seriously. Every time I've slept in the last two weeks, I just have these godawful vivid nightmares
<DarkSpork> Last night's actually involved rm -rf / as root. That's actually the best of about 12.
#13449
<Blue^_> xach
<Blue^_> wanna bw later?><
<Ershin> OK
<Date`Kyosuke> That almost sounds indecent. :o
#258
<subHero> Help! i just got my penis stuck in my cdrom!!1
<johndoe92> grab a kleenex and hit 'eject'
#28675
(@opp-noobs-) 27. A catholic minister is known as a?
(NoahB-r) pedophile
Comment: Submitted by Wheelman56
#48053
<canllaith> mornfall: in my grub bootloader for my laptop it says 'slackware 2.4' 'slackware 2.6' 'Diablo II LOD'
<canllaith> since that's all win2k is good for ;)
<canllaith> ...I shouldn't be allowed to touch bootloaders.
#14946
<Dane-lo_brown[DJedi]> I got in trouble in school cause my Espanol teacher asked what architecture we learned from the latinos and i said cardboard boxes
#27801
<jwz> I met a guy who was a freshman at berkeley who had just arrived from india, and he said, "I can't take the beggars here seriously. they have legs."
#50381
<themole> I was thinking of quiting my job at target
<soapy> you should look into getting a job at goatse
<soapy> I heard they have a large opening
#295290
* Ahruman goes back to musing on the days when MSIE was the best Mac browser. Mozilla appeared to be dead. OmniWeb was falling behind. I can't remember what Opera was doing. And worst of all, we still thought the Internet was like a big truck back then.
#10837
<Keeper> ooooh, another dead mouse
<Keeper> I think it was a radioactive mouse too, cos as soon as the mousetrap snapped, the TV reception died for a second
<Deke> keeper has mice?
<Keeper> not anymore :P
#3577
<Corranfox> GF?
<metroid23> you'll get it eventually...
<Corranfox> guitar freaks
<blazemore> it's not like it'd stand for girl friend.. this IS #bemani after all
#80277
<@nakor> baseball bats remind me of hentai
<@Akamu> ...
<@Akamu> I'm curious on the relation there.
< Syntacs> Once while playing baseball he slid into first (dude, you can keep running, but whatever), and it kind of scraped up his knee, which reminded him of a time as a kid when he idly used an eyedropper to make little suction marks on his legs and the other kids made fun of him the next day, which reminded him of the little suction things on octopus tentacles, and well, the train of thought is obvious from that point.
#56318
KhaosIsOrder: you suck
xyzzy: for a nominal fee
#5777
<prym> little did i know later in my life id come to terms with things like
31337, 69, and 187
#4076
*** BlackDeth (xxdethxx@res135a-026.rh.rit.edu) has joined #snogs
<tyne> uh
<tyne> who are u?
<matts> BlackDeth on #snogs @#songs
<BlackDeth> hypr told me to do it
<BlackDeth> i dont know how well you guys know him
<BlackDeth> but you probably realize he isn't the greatest typer/speller!
<matts> HAHAHA
<hypr> shut up flamer
<BlackDeth> so i joined #songs first when he said #snogs
#10488
BeHeMoTh101 : but he told my dad that the whores who worked for him were the most honest people he ever knew
TX Luder : interesting
TX Luder : i would think it would be quite hard to not be honest after youve had a dick in you ass
TX Luder : thats when ya realize life needs to be taken seriously
#87882
<Liontamer> Aight, gonna roll in a few, and I'll be gone until probably midnight
<djpretzel> what's up? just work?
<Liontamer> WWE's in Baltimore; got tix
<djpretzel> oh my
<djpretzel> next time I ask, and the answer involves adult males groping each other for spectacle, just lie and say work
#54816
<progen> ive converted to lmaoism
#217658
<OperServ> some of this
<NickServ> some of this
<ChanServ> some of this
<StatServ> some of this
<services.wgiowrb.net> this is basically the worst barbershop quartet ever
Comment: #animutation
#7651
<Squirrel> and if I'm looking at porn and I jizz all over the RPC's keyboard, is that on-topic?
#6147
<bpshuler> it all comes down to what your goal is. and once again, because people don't want to figure out on their own what they want, they allow marketers to dictate it to them, then act on it. frustrates me to no end
<Yawgatog> I want Super Mario World for Game Boy Advance. That'll rule!
#302680
<dd7> i took a survey of physics undergrads once asking their reaction to suddenly understanding relativity
<dd7> answers were pretty typical: "whoa", "awesome", "thats amazing"
<dd7> one guy apparently pissed himself and went the whole class without realizing it
#40308
<@Tik-Tok> I pay for one service that allows me to steal just about every other service I require.... the internet
Comment: Regarding paying for iTunes
#15840
<Lyon> erll, i'm ogg yo trsf snf dlrrp
<Lyon> oops
<Lyon> well, i'm off to read and sleep
<Derian> looks like you need all the dlrrp you can get.
#19218
<TheWolf> god damn my fuckin bowels
<TheWolf> i wish the doctors would hurry up and fix this
<TheWolf> brb
<TheWolf> gotta shit AGAIN