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#31800
<felix> what is asl?
<felix> asshole?
#49422
(Gingetsuryuu) Arakasi: I bet that aint yur name.
(Arakasi) it is!
(Arakasi) just written backwards
(Arakasi) and with different letters ^^;
#21828
<ash|revising> logs are for beavers
#8385
<MiakaYuki> Chillicha- you'd be better off finding a nice girl to ride, wouldn't you?
<chillicha> i am a girl
<MiakaYuki> Exactly.
#11291
<prok> heh they set up one of those temporary radar speed detector things yesterday, the ones that tell you how fast you're going
<prok> with a big sign
<prok> i did about 5 laps around it trying to get my car up to 120
<ShizCakes> You know it takes your picture if it starts blinking when you go past it, right?
<prok> whoops
#61121
<Ked|work> You know you've used linux more than google when typing 'man pipe' into the search bar doesn't instantly seem like a bad idea.
#301436
<IndianaJones> name one thing that would not be improved by an infusion of Patrick Stewart voice
<IndianaJones> you can't, can you
<Lofn> I was going to say sex
<Lofn> but that would be a lie
<IndianaJones> MAKE IT SO
<IndianaJones> ENGAGE
Comment: #nerd on sorcery.net
#24133
<Shadow> You know how when you watch anime and they have a little nudity, you think "Why can't there be more porn in this show?"
<Shadow> Then you watch hentai, and you think "Why can't the story be better?"
<Shadow> I just saw Hanaukyo Maids, and I don't know whether to jack off or watch politely.
#27547
<`Riku> I was trying to find pictures of this Star Wars -ship called Slave I.
<`Riku> Boy, you can't guess what kind of search results I got by typing "slave i pics"
<t1ger> oh yes we can
#1276
<meretrix> as far as i'm concerned, a cute girl is a cute girl.
<meretrix> even if she's a guy.
#52781
renegadeaven: I finally figured out what DDR is.
renegadeaven: It is reflex training for Japanese fighter pilots.
renegadeaven: They are planning to attack Pearl Harbor again.
#301846
<blast007> I just think of me being single as doing two things to benefit the world: I'm helping control the population, and I'm putting a lawyer out of work.
#15493
<tak> if i move to canada ill be so rich
<tak> cause your money sucks
<disco-stu> yep
<disco-stu> but at least our country doesnt!
<tak> haha
<Ped> haha
<vivid> haha
<aj> haha
<blakangel> haha
#7931
<SPACEBOY|GTA3> when the pain stops... thats when you know you've kicked the bucket
<nuggetman> i just read the obituaries to make sure i'm not there
#70466
<Pig[Trabajo]> I was visiting my friend's uni, right?
<Pig[Trabajo]> And they had this Thai kid show up
<Pig[Trabajo]> His full name was: Sataporn Pornpromlikit
<Pig[Trabajo]> Every single fraternity petitioned him to join them.
<Pig[Trabajo]> Everyone wanted Sataporn Pornpromlikit on their side.
<Pig[Trabajo]> The poor little guy was so confused.
#36965
<mfs9> and there is a mosquito flying in my area
<mfs9> I must kill it!!!
<claudio> /kill mosquito gtfo bug
Comment: #blizzhackers on irc.digitaltoxicity.net
#13553
<Phen-Away> I just figured out what scroll lock does
<AutistiCat> What does it do?
<Phen-Away> You see that light by caps lock? Well, it turns on when you press scroll lock
#3913
<ScumDog> Mexicans rock because down in Mexico they're too poor to update any of the arcade games
<ScumDog> so all the players rock at games on 12-year-old hardware
<ScumDog> not surprisingly, there's also a large concentration of Double Dragon champions there
#11168
<ScumDog> I'm gonna descend into the popup hell of astalavista.com
<ScumDog> wish me luck
<R0SC0E> <scum's mom> what's this bang bus all about
#1642
[pajama] if it weren't for the boobs.
[pajama] it would have dribbled on my bed.
[pajama] and that woudl have sucked.
[pajama] and no,. that's not a quote.
[pajama] however, some did get on my pants.
#5404
<JFelix> So they're fags but you still want them to suck your cock? You fag.
<Zoglog> what can I say
<Zoglog> beggers cant be choosers
<JFelix> Okay, you have a point.
<Zoglog> BUT THATS NOT THE POINT
#16374
(debaser) i bought a mouse today
(debaser) and it didnt have a ball in it
(debaser) i got a neutered mouse.
#34045
<Inominate> a portscan is roughly equivalent to a bank robber calling the bank to ask what thier hours are. Sure it's something you need to know to rob it, but if you stop answering the phones, it's an even bigger problem.
#16858
<manero> MANLY THINGS:
<manero> 1) JOHN WAYNE
<manero> 2) WAR MOVIES
<manero> 3) BEER BRATS
<rebrane-> 3) WAR MOVIES WITH JOHN WAYNE
<rebrane-> 4) FARTING
<manero> 5) LARGE CIGARS
<rebrane-> 6) CARS
<rebrane-> 7) FIRE
<manero> 8) BOWLING
<rebrane-> 9) CARS ON FIRE
<ian> 10) BEAR SUIT
<rebrane-> 11) GUNS
<rebrane-> 12) GUITARS
<skitzo> 11) ANAL SEX WITH YOUR BEST FRIEND IN THE TOOL SHED
<Primary> 13) JOHN WAYNE'S GUN
<rebrane-> there's already an 11, skitzo
#17886
Tom - "Are you using networking cable to pull the sled?"
Dave - "Yea, it's only 10baseT, but it should be fast enough."