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#69953
<jon> shit... im sittin here tryin to get info about Tool for my class presentatin, and 40 mins later here i am reading about woody allen, history of fonts, and the temptations of jesus of nazareth
<jon> stupid wikipedia, be less organized!
#28993
<Yamatto> note to self
<Yamatto> shave before leaving hotel tomorrow so as not to scare the little children
<Stikes> taken too many ways :(
* Magus snickers
<Yamatto> my face you bastards
<Yamatto> my face
#30471
<tito> so get this
<FireEgl> O_o
<tito> i took chunky girl out for a drink cuz tomorrow (well technically today) is her birthday
<tito> we're at the bar in Chilis
<tito> which was like the only cool place over in that part of town
<tito> we're sitting there, just getting into our
drinks
<tito> and these two older chicks come in, sit down, order drinks
<tito> and one of them is like "today's my birthday, guess how old I am.." or somerthing
<tito> so the girl i'm with deadpans: "35"
<tito> *moment of silence*
<FireEgl> ehhe
<tito> other chick: "dammit how did you guess"
<tito> and i'm like "CHECK PLEASE!"
#923
<reptile-> black is pry my favorite color for clothing. =/
<MadHatter> are you still fat
#33302
<Fufie> bbl, will serve 90 days in jail for hitting a policeman six times with an ordinary broom
#45489
<hybridpro> what is the best program
<hybridpro> for avi to dvd
<hybridpro> on mirc
<wixard> irc2dvd
<PcChip> i hear they released version 5.6
---- five minutes later ----
<hybridpro> um, there is no irc 2 dvd
<hybridpro> U ALL ARE A BUNCHA LIERS
<hybridpro> FUCKERS!!!!!
#303955
singularity: I don't find alcohol is so much liquid courage
singularity: as it is liquid loss of bladder control
#301012
<gloomp> isaacx, I have a challenge for you!
<isaacx> what?
<gloomp> Try going ten lines without using a question mark!
<isaacx> my lines?
<isaacx> or in total?
#39544
* TheWoozle wonders if an antipuppy brings unhappiness...
TheWoozle: ...and removes slobber from your face...
TheWoozle: ...and repairs chewed-up toys...
phealy: ...and causes a massive explosion when it touches a puppy!
mundungu: Or eats puppies.
TheWoozle: ...and makes cats feel happy and secure...
mundungu: And helps the mailman deliver his packages?
mundungu: Ahhh, yeah.
* TheWoozle thinks there should be a mind-warp drive which uses the energy released by a puppy-antipuppy reaction ^_^
* TheWoozle wouldn't want to have to clean up afterwards, though.
#31738
<mod> someone was telling me the other day
<mod> and i cant remembe where
<mod> that he wa checking baggage in at the airport
<mod> and his suitcase was REALLY packed full
<mod> and as he hands the bag to the guy at the counter he says "be careful, it might explode"
<mod> it was an awkward moment
<dano> ROFL
<mod> this was like a week ago too
<mod> oranger alert and all
#34883
<aeonite> http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2004/04/20040409.html
<ICR> god. they'll let ANY moron have a blog
#301226
<crschmidt> twitter is terrible
<crschmidt> but i use it as well
<crschmidt> i, in fact, twitterd from the altar, when I got married
<crschmidt> and 6 phones in the audience went off
#60954
<The Ranger> it takes me a whole fucking hour these days to get out of bed since i'm off school for a bit...
<The Ranger> everytime i wake up early i subconsciously think "Great! that means i can get more done today..."
<The Ranger> but also i give myself a little more time in bed, and then when i get out half the day is gone =(
<The Ranger> i'm such a lazy ass
<The Ranger> how about you?
<HeYpReStO101> i have sunken back into getting up no earlier than 1 everyday
<HeYpReStO101> and i find that i seem to masturbating a lot more
<HeYpReStO101> double win
#102826
<Nuuka> Im going to be pissed off if I cant use the internet during the hurricane
<Benny2k> Why? want to be able to write brb hurricane? :P
#34160
<Blah_x> it says i am the computer administor
<trippah> i feel sorry for your pc
Comment: #php efnet
#7991
<someone>: how good does txt compress?
<overmind>: rather good, they often can be compressed to 10% of their original volume
<someone>: no, i meant which one compresses better doc-files or txt, because I want to export my icq-history and in word it has 600 pages, so which one should i take?
<overmind>: take word and set the font size to 1, so you get the best compression
#60437
[pd] fuck
[pd] i just remembered why i never got on aim/msn any more
[pd] fuckin people talk to me
[pd] HEY MAN LONG TIME NO SEE
[pd] for a reason you fuckfaces!
#592
<@shmoo> i gatta shit
<@shmoo> bb tomorrow
#11224
<k0reany0> hey it's been long time since I've talked to you.
<Xilokumsh0t> let's meet up and have a beer sometime
<k0reany0> sure. btw how is your wife nancy doing?
<Xilokumsh0t> her name is suzy
<k0reany0> who cares!
#302976
[@tank] there's a gay porn called Hungry for Hungary
[@tank] there should have been a whole series like that
[@tank] Budapest Butts, Croatian Cocks
[@tank] etc
<@JohnnyDoe> Switzerland sucks :-D
<+dlong> Azerbaijanian Asses
<+dlong> Danish Dicks
[@thechosenone] Ethiopian Enemas
<+dlong> Finnish Fucks
[@thechosenone] German Goatses!!!
<@JohnnyDoe> Inside India
<+dlong> Jamacian Jailbait
[@thechosenone] Kinky Kenya
[@thechosenone] Monaco Man-Meat
<@JohnnyDoe> Liberia Libido
<cs^> [@thechosenone] Nicaraguan Nipples
<+dlong> Oceaniac Oral
<+dlong> Penises from Paraguay
<@JohnnyDoe> Quickie in Qatar
[@thechosenone] Ravenna Rim-jobs
<+dlong> Trannies in Tahiti
<@JohnnyDoe> Uganda Urinals
<+dlong> Vacuums in Vatican City
[@thechosenone] Vanatuan Vaginas
<+dlong> This is supposed to be gay porn
<+dlong> Watersports in Wakanda
<cs^> [@thechosenone] Xin-XXX
<@JohnnyDoe> Should have been Watersports in West Bank
[@thechosenone] old country names count? ;) otherwise i can't find an X
<hellix> zombie sex in zanzibar
<hellix> wait, what
[@thechosenone] Yugoslavia Youths
#36213
Einhander MK II: I really need a gif
Einhander MK II: gf*
Einhander MK II: see :(
#261856
<Bobsentme> So, at work, HR decided to put up signs with some of the classic monsters (Frankenstein, The Mummy, Wolfman, etc) and slogans like "You'll get wrapped up in reading blah, blah, blah" and "Reading is electrifying" for halloween
<Bobsentme> Well, apparently, they also decided to put up, on the wall outside the cafeteria a whole timeline of GLBT contributions throughout history
<Bobsentme> GLBT = Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual, Transgendered.
<Bobsentme> So, as I'm walking down the hall, I look over at the GLBT wall, not really paying a lot of attention, until I get to the end...
<Bobsentme> Where someone had placed one of the HR halloween signs, with the Boogeyman on it, that read "Have you checked YOUR closet lately?"
#7283
( TheFlyingP) i've got a pronoucement : school is bad for your health
( noip-work ) thats an ANnouncement, f00l :)
( Fuzzy ) you need to pay more attention at school
#3275
<cynica_l> i hate babies
<Gollum`> i hate people
<cynica_l> i hate you
<profett> i have 3 guns
<profett> we can solve some problems
#113837
Chelsea: ...why do I always check Yahoo's bulk folder when I know that almost nothing goes in there that I'd actually want?
William: dunno
Chelsea: I've been getting an unusual amount(read:two per day) of spam mail that doesn't get redirected there lately, though.
William: Well, the spammers change their tactics every so often
Chelsea: Yeah
Chelsea: Their "try to sell Viagra to a female" tactic hasn't changed, though :p