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#40857
<blister> you know whats sweet about et?
<blister> everyone plays with a ping of like, 350
<blister> and i ping 30
<blister> do the math... :D
<blister> its like a retard fight
<blister> where i run around and shoot handicapped kids
<blister> i LOVE it
Comment: #brained / irc.nullirc.net
#32107
<tinglanchio> i can't imagine you making a mother's day card
<tlozoot> I didn't
<tlozoot> although this is mighty fun
<tlozoot> I got her some yahoo shit
<tlozoot> heh
<tinglanchio> how thoughtful
<tlozoot> I dont' think she was too thrilled
<tlozoot> oh well.
<tlozoot> I tried... ok, I didn't try
<tlozoot> whatever
#25448
<confuted> some israeli guy just started here
<confuted> whats the url to that suicide bomber flash game?
#14453
<griffin> im disappointed in my mom
<pagan> me too
<pagan> she did a bad job
#40884
<Darkest> One time I was supposed to go on a date, but she never got on Everquest, so I just sat there all alone in the field with some giant rats. I cried.
#52676
<@bonez_> Beer.
<@DrmCtchr> sex
< shizzy> titties
<@DrmCtchr> money
<@DrmCtchr> and drugs
<@bonez_> bandwidth
<@DrmCtchr> good point bonez
<@DrmCtchr> bandwidth before drugs
Comment: EFNet #seattle
#279371
<samsim> The human penis may have 1,687.5 TerraBytes/sec bandwidth but you get hell of packet loss
#40657
< kitt> i'm trying to install linux for the first time
< kitt> but i can't find the setup.exe, any help
#12347
<@skold> is this going to be a 'my penis is bigger than yours' conversation? cuz i have a ruler and a camera.
#27201
<Frosty> Theres one thing I hate about bit torrent
<Frosty> it makes my net connection seem like its a 28.8k modem dial up one
<phx\afk> heh
<phx\afk> not as bad as freenet tho
<phx\afk> that makes you think a bunch of drunken gnomes are passing your data around byte by byte
<Frosty> drunken gnome routers ey?
<phx\afk> "Och will ye check oot the header on this?" *much laughter, much drinking of beer, packet tossed enough two foot in your direction*
#4428
<happy> the neat thing about java is that it's so slow
#2160
<TheMyst> hey, anyone here use a radar detector?
<Customz> yes why myst?
<Customz> i only use it so i know when to stash the blunt
<Customz> fuck speeding
#310743
<l0de> Notice to IT staff. As of today administrators are strictly forbidden from assigning passwords which are not randomly generated. Assigning users passwords which contain obfuscated political statements (example NRA43V3R! , 084^^4=L|Z4RD ) will be grounds for disciplinary action.
<l0de> so there's another thing I ruined for everyone
...
<l0de> for like 6 months straight I assigned every user the password: "password187!
<l0de> and everyone was logging into everyone else's accounts and creating havoc
<l0de> it was gr88
#8508
<dr_rotcod> hm thats a toughie
<dr_rotcod> everything ive learned about relationships i learned from 'friends'
<dr_rotcod> "just do what ross did"
#39145
(@Wabz) Is it wrong to download Warez and then ask for help from the programs support forums?
#276906
xxx: told my boyfriend I wanna wake up to oral pleasure
xxx: and I woke up in the morning, cuz he was trying to stick his dick into my mouth
xxx: fuck
#73514
< catnip> in europe, they publicly show nudity
< catnip> at any time of day
< catnip> so its not that big of a deal for kids to see a naked woman
<@DigDug> i'm not in europe, catnip
< catnip> on tv that is
<@DigDug> i am in puritan states of america
< catnip> the Nivea ads show titties
< catnip> what do they show in the states?
<@DigDug> crosses
Comment: #geekissues
#8218
<DotSPF> just got myself a shitload more lesbo porn
<killck> good?
<DotSPF> damn they have so much more fun when we're not around
#11632
<Pod-Matey> Dod is great
<Hydrac7> I've always disliked the hand models on DoD
<Pod-Matey> Hydrac, not everyone has soft and supple hands
<Hydrac7> Pod-Matey: I get it from frequent masturbation with hand lotion.
<Pod-Matey> Hydrac, I was going to mention something of the like, but I see you've already explained more than I ever could
#36965
<mfs9> and there is a mosquito flying in my area
<mfs9> I must kill it!!!
<claudio> /kill mosquito gtfo bug
Comment: #blizzhackers on irc.digitaltoxicity.net
#40103
Recursive Badger> I have started playing Doom 3, but it's a little too effective...
Slacker> Heh
Recursive Badger> I generally have to cower in the corner for 5 mins before I can work up the nerve to run down a corridor
Recursive Badger> Though running along, screaming madly and firing at anything that moves is proving quite effective... There's a whole load of boxes and random pieces of architecture that won't mess with me again.
#32498
<Macavity> Roses are red, violets are blue. In Soviet Russia, poems write you.
<Costilled> next time please just link the bash quote
<|Wolf|> my ass is red, my balls are blue, you read bash.org, I DO TOO!
#713
<Lowridah> I don't like getting 8===========D dcc'd to me
#9241
<@SwiftEdge> when i get my new comp I can play network games
<@SwiftEdge> but seeing as i have no friends i will have to run fast back and forth between the two
#8738
<AndrewB> I've played the Expansion Pack for about an hour and a half, and I'm already boAGH GET AWAY FROM ME YOU MOTH