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#2151
<Kashan> I've stuck plenty of stuff up my ass and it's never been anything but apinful
<Gayo> Kashan, there's a big difference between good anal sex and sticking things up your ass.
#19462
<Hiko_Sejuro> Once again people if any of you are Overweight Please dont get offended from my hatred towards fatties
< Hiko_Sejuro> I ONLY HATE THE ONES WHO CANT WALK
#15771
[msg.argvee(~flop@adsl-216-103-210-51.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net)] ok whoever made ircii interfac ewas clearly not considering drunk people when doing i
#30533
<Tik-Tok> whats a good newsgroup for tv rips?
<DigDug> alt.tv.rips.uploaded.for.tik-tok
<Tik-Tok> alt.thats.not.funny.dildo
#11597
<bLaKeiMuS_TiReD> i had a dream 2 nights ago that my penis was stuck in the hole of a TDK silver cd and i was really nervous
<jAyVeNoMx> damn dood if my dick fit in a CD hole I'd be nervous too
#1591
<ufodude> im trying to find a good place to get linux. i tried www.astakavista.com and i just got lost there with all these files and shit
#6578
<sE|PassePartouT`v> i can beat you like sgamer beats off
<sE|PassePartouT`v> and that's a lot
<sgamer> that is a lot, but i doubt you can
#318
<mooner> some guy is having sex in the cubicle next to mine.
#49051
<Shinohara> damned wireless connection
<Shinohara> fucking thing has more trouble staying up than Bob Dole
<Shinohara> I need wi-fiagra or something....
#8476
<tm> meetings, the alternative to work
<Dane> meetings, the PRACTICAL alternative to work
<Rushn> Masterbation, the FUN alternative to work
#310208
<kmc> yes Windows 98 installer, please perform a bad blocks scan of your virtual emulated hard drive
<kmc> you have no idea how completely I control your so-called reality
#42152
<BobDragonslayer> The rabbi of said temple wanted to hear the south park song "I'm a lonely jew at christmas"
<BobDragonslayer> so a co worker and I loaded up Kazaa and tracked down a copy, complete with thevideo
<BobDragonslayer> so me, the rabbi, and my rather religious co-worker are sitting in the temple front office, and we start it up
<BobDragonslayer> and it's lesbian porn
Comment: #btc
#2180
(`KGB) I'm going to #jamaica I've always wanted to visit
#77026
<Darren> These anti-drug commericals are getting out of hand.
<Darren> It's this cartoon, and this guy is smoking a joint.
<Darren> And then this alien lands on Earth.
<Darren> And then the guys girlfriend hooks up with the alien when he denies weed.
<Kenji> i want what hes smoking
<Amt> me too
#51392
<f0rked> it has that awful droning NEH NEH NEH alarm clock sound.. and sometimes I don't wake up, I just dream about trying to shut it off. My latest dream today was: I was in a school with a bunch of people, and everyone could hear this loud alarm and we were all crowded in the hallway running around trying to figure out how to shut it off. Eventually I figured out I was emitting it and executed a regular expression with my watch like s/#alarm#// to shut it ...
<f0rked> ... off. Once I knew it was me, I turned it back on, gathered up a bunch of people, then got ahead of them and showed them as I turned it off. My point was to tell people to learn regular expressions.
<f0rked> it was fucked up.
#28892
<@demalavor> I finally got to try krispy kreme
<@demalavor> <3
<@demalavor> the lady there scared me though
<@demalavor> I walked in and she jumped out from the corner and was like "FREE SAMPLE YAAAAA!!"
#5359
<CountZer0> but where is the recycle bin in dos?
#8057
<Esk> Quit XP bashing! It's a better OS than you'll ever make! :D
<evilbob> I doubt I could construct a gremlin, but I'm not about to start driving one.
#38228
<@lysol> this is only since aug 2
<@lysol> lysol@beatmox:~/irclogs/gnaa$ cat \#gnaa.log | grep jews | wc -w
<@lysol> 6279
<@lysol> that's roughly 448 times jews is said daily
<+incog> thats an average of 18.6 Jph
<+incog> jews per hour
#160168
<rbrown11> dude
<anon> ?
<rbrown11> i'm in the student center
<rbrown11> there's this guy in front of me, he looks EXACTLY like you
<rbrown11> should i say something?
<anon> it is me you fucker
#16292
<m00ks> ooop that almost wasn't a fart. Brb.
#93698
<TheFoundation> "Enraged spice miners on Naboo"
<TheFoundation> spice
<TheFoundation> real original
<Cyber> "Our lawyers can't repel plagiarism of THAT magnitude!"
#50435
Panther: Play Civ4 until my eyes bleed.
Panther: Then wash them out and play some more.
Xeno: ...
Xeno: =( damn all I'm gonna do is have tons of sex eat pizza and watch anime..
Panther: X.x
Panther: You win.
Xeno: ::bow::
#14886
<karhu> hey, I want to analyse my mail logs with a shell script.
<Slayer99> Okay, you have our permission to do so.
#452
<ck3k> blaze has a job, it's called "leech off parents"