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#42000
<@Invictus`> a kamikaze bishop? hm..
<bishop`homework> woOOOOoOO
<@Invictus`> sounds like Extreme Chess 4000
<bishop`homework> indeed.
Comment: #counter-strike @ gamesurge.net
#51406
* [WarMachine] has joined #cesspool
<Gormandu> Where the hell have you been?
<[WarMachine]> banned from the pc
<Gormandu> why?
<[WarMachine]> I showed my parents Goatse when I was drunk
<Gormandu> So they banned you for a week?
<[WarMachine]> No the school year, they went out and took the power cord, but I bought one earlier
<Gormandu> You are so sad.
#206039
<Kidsune> Shhhh, don't tell anyone, but i'm gonna go down on you...
<Kidsune> And you're gonna love it...
<Kidsune> But it's only going to be long enough to let you start enjoying it...
<Kidsune> Then i'm gonna come back up again and fuck you, big time...
<Kidsune> Lots of love,
<Kidsune> Fuel Prices
#33191
<Uranus> VFGBI|Space-Monkey: lemonparty.org is down? well, that just goes to show you how little you know of the net, you can just check out the google cache here and OH MY GOD THE HORRAR
#28712
<_Zippo_> Oh what the fuck. WHAT THE FUCK. Now my mother is saying "Leet". I have had an adverse effect on her sanity.
#4172
<unixpeon> we need a Bush Family vs Iraq episode for MTV Deathmatch
#53240
<DaFool> i just bought a chip for my car from ebay...i fucking bought like 5 things off the guy and he was supposed to send the chip but jus sent a cd
<LinuxFox> how much did it cost?
<DaFool> it was only 20 bucks with shipping but still wtf he made like 500 bucks off me already
<LinuxFox> people dont understand EBAY ...you send money for a item..and if they dont send it all ebay can do is close down their store or their account and you can leave a negative remark lol NO CONSEQUENSES!
<DaFool> well the only thing i dont get is that on the cd all it is is a video of a guy laughing holding a 20 up close :/
<DaFool> who the fuck would buy that?
<Lemmiwinks> you seriously dont see where this is going?
#15832
<TAOC> EVILPIE WILL LEAD US INTO A NEW AGE OF ENLIGHTMENT AND PEACE
<TAOC> somebody ban him
#642
<Techbert> I'm an idiot, it's your fault for confusing me. :P
#35763
<TMH-> Tip of the day: Do not packet sniff your family's internet traffic, you may find out more than you want to know about them. That is all.
#16826
<Abit667> its hard to tell the difference between dick and ass sometimes
#3389
<Ad0> anyone got monsters inc?
<Ad0> my gf wants to see it
<Idler> Ad0: No, but I got a monster in my pants
<Idler> and I bet your girlfriend wants to see that
#996
<Pioneer`> _raven: you couldnt configure a toilet
#1454
<Thes2K> OK, PLEASE DO NOT TAKE THIS OUT OF CONTEXT, BUT DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE I CAN FIND PICTURE OF NAKED BLACK MALES?
#32227
<gloone> i never lie
<gloone> to males
#155550
<TEHd> walkin home last night from the bars, reasonably wasted, stumbling everywhere, etc.
<TEHd> cop pulls up alongside me and charlie
<TEHd> says "You boys been drinking tonight?" in a pissed off, you're getting a ticket voice
<TEHd> charlie stares directly in his eyes, waves his hand in front of him and says "these are not the drunks you are looking for, move along"
<TEHd> cop laughs his ass off and drives away
#7264
<Tigrrr> I cook food in my oven.
<Tigrrr> i like food.
<edoc> I gas puppies in mine
<Tigrrr> mmmmmm puppies
#12041
<tarmac> HWO THE RUCK DO I GET THE STUPID ASS FUCKIN PAPER CLIP
<tarmac> TO GO AWAY
#310028
<Natrist> what do i do already if i want my variable to be defined once and not get millions of redefiniton errors?
<jrslepak> define it only once
#301066
<+conundrum> Indeed.
<+sev> did you know that every time you say indeed you amplify your douchitude factor
<+conundrum> sev: I thought I just seemed more like Teal'C.
<+sev> that only works if you're a big black dude with pure gold embeded in your forehead
<+sev> when you're a skinny white bitch you just sound like a date rapist.
<+conundrum> Indeed.
Comment: #watch, EFnet
#103050
<KR> I don't think anyone ever manged to compile that package
<Cygnum> crap. Any tips anyone?
<KR> divine assistance?
<Cygnum> right. i'll light some candles, sprinkle some holy water on the keyboard and shout "the power of christ compiles you!" before pressing enter.
#856
<Gussy> Does anyone here know much about exercise?
<fs`> is that an emu?
#33984
<Wooben> Girls are all afraid of me too :(
<Wooben> I did go out with this one girl
<Wooben> but she was really scary
<Wooben> I decided i was scared
<Wooben> So she called me and i told her she was really ugly
<Wooben> so that was the end of that
#2178
<KidHype> <Razoola> Honey, they are picking on me again on the rg boards
<KidHype> <Razoolas wife> Well i never...i will tell them how awesome you are and that will show them
<KidHype> <Razoola> thanks hun, you rock *sniff*
#310167
<TheGreatSparky> Well over the last 100 years we have made such insane medical and technological advancements. I mean, we have X-Rays and ultra sounds, we can replace hearts and reattach limbs, and we can even perform operations on the human brain. How is it that with all that in mind, shoving a finger up a somebody's asshole is STILL the best method to check a prostate?