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#17209
<Sterring> please , I don't really understand english expression cause I'm not so good in english....
<Sterring> use simple words
<Nickname> you stupid
#20839
<nancy> any fem wants to make love?
<TDO_Crips> nah
<TDO_Crips> theyre just here to fuck
#117877
<WeirdAl> !seen peterv
<firebot> peterv was last seen 2 weeks, 6 days, 15 hours, 2 minutes and 31 seconds ago, saying '* peterv looks for a place to hide' in #developers
<Wolf> guess he found one.
Comment: irc.mozilla.org #developers
#4623
<lunargirl> Without Uncle Freddy we have to rely on our dildo supply.
<lunargirl> Which dwindles everyday.
<lunargirl> But it's ok, we have a special robot made for us.
<lunargirl> Out of dildos.
<lunargirl> THE PERPETUAL DILDO MACHINE.
<lunargirl> Hello?
#889
<InVerse> That's the problem with the emulation scene.. not enough females for a chick fight.
#26264
* jitspoe feels fembot... fuzzy
* Fembot shaved
<jitspoe> not there you didn't
#1898
<McMoo> it smells like sex upstairs
<`michael> haha
<Kenn> I just smelled like sex. I didn't want to shower.
<Kenn> But I did...
<Kenn> :\
<kisama> sex and masturbation smell like the same thing, kenn.
<Kenn> kisama, that wasn't nice.
#103222
<TheRothschild> I can imagine a woman going to a female prostitute. "ohh yess. Listen to me. Ohhh. Listen more! Liusten more! oooohhh. Empathize!!!!!!!!"
#126624
<anti-net> I'm going to bed when the Sun gets up, lazy bloody thing
<anti-net> rarely does night shifts, only in the North Pole
<max> hey, in the north pole it stays up for 6 months straight! you call that lazy? i call that caffeine
<max> then it goes down for 6 months, now thats a caffeine crash
#2171
(Reverend_) i thought i had to shit really bad
(Reverend_) but then i just farted like 3 times, and now i'm all cool
(Reverend_) but my ass is kinda wet and sticky
(Reverend_) any hot chicks, msg me, and we'll talk about it
(Reverend_) share your feelings
#2157
[16:18] <novocain> shit its 4:20
[16:19] *** THC_420 (VR66@24.102.63.76) has joined #winprog
#309955
<grifferz> bitcointalk full of marks who one month ago were all "yeah deconstruct the state! to the moon! fuck the bankers!" then today they are "omg I put my son's education fund on mtgox, who do I sue?"
#41056
<@Hatman> Well that was fun
<@Hatman> At dinner, we usually watch tv, and as usual I am mesmerised by it..
<@Hatman> Well, I was trying to scoop some sauce out of a bowl with my knife...actually that was after I was trying to eat my food with two knifes, wondering why the fuck it wasn't working without realising..
<@Hatman> Anyways, I'm trying to scoop some sauce out of this bowl while watching tv...
<@Hatman> So my Dad goes 'Constantin, why don't you just use that spoon in front of you'...
<@Hatman> ..just when he said that a ad for Matrix, which is going to be shown tomorrow, came on, and I just said "there is no spoon"
<@Hatman> ..and he get's all pissed of and goes "what the fuck are you talking you moron, it's right in front of you"
<@Hatman> ..I'm done.
#15982
[Shinji] I think he threatened to kill me actually, although it was so badly spelt that I wasn't sure if it was a death threat or a request to see if I wanted another cappuchino
#4879
<gee> i made $52 at busch gardens saturday
<iban> in a bathroom stall?
#2789
<brucet> i pay for my internet access - i pay you to HELP me .. so someone better start to tell me how to do it or i'm going to complain about you to my ISP
<brucet> HAHA - you wont call me a lamer when u get sacked by the ISP - i have just wrote an e-mail to them now explaining that you wont help!!
#6794
<shawn> refurbished is when something is defective and the manufacturer finds it to be a simple repair and then resells them to cheap bastards like myself
#154662
<tgies> my mom stopped saying that we should shoot all illegal immigrants because she saw a video on the news of a guy jumping a fence and then making the signum crucis
<tgies> that's pretty fucking funny
<tgies> they all deserve to die until such time as we have conclusive mom-reviewed evidence that some of them are catholic
Comment: #animutation on wgiowrb.dyndns.org:6660
#9190
<heyyohey> Im having a lot of lag here. i cant answer the questions in time
<Damarr> Pressing Alt+F4 should help. It stops the client sending useless information to the server
*** heyyohey has quit IRC (Quit: Client exited.)
#2300
<Monkie> I am NEVER getting involed with a girl that has a communications problem again
<Monkie> =|
<matts> she didn't know how to use her cell phone?
<Vern> lol
<notlosman> lol
<notlosman> hahahhaah
<Monkie> actaully
<Monkie> yes
<Monkie> =|
#40381
<squeakymewmew> We lost power last night. A transformer exploded in the parking lot.
<PartiallyClips> Autobot or Decepticon?
Comment: AIM convo
#26286
I like 2eat tape: when i was in 4 th grade there was this awesome 5 grader matthew podawski, i rememeber, and he used to ride his bike to school and mis match socks and and i really wanted to be his friend but he was so weird and he thanked me for the offer but was like "one friend in the world is enough" he then transfered schools
#33738
<interface|work> I need a marriageautopilot.exe program with an /unattend switch
<[G4]CowBook> marriage.exe /q/y
<[G4]CowBook> heh
<interface|work> lol
<[G4]CowBook> or in unix:
<[G4]CowBook> ./marriage > /dev/null 2>&1
<interface|work> rofl
<[G4]CowBook> i'd just set up a cron job for it actually
<[G4]CowBook> :P
<interface|work> to run daily?
<]CkB[Janus> lol
<[G4]CowBook> doesn't matter to me, as long as it's redirected to /dev/null
<[G4]CowBook> it can run every minute as far as i care
Comment: #ckb, irc.gamesurge.net
#1060
<tokage> ha ha 'geek' weddings - "Do you, GandalfGreyhame, take cyndrekit to be your lawfully wedded wife in uptime and down, for low processing power and high, till someone unplugs the power cord
#6627
<CecilPL> I have a life, I just don't do anything in it