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#10890
<gldnmean> I always thought "The sound of one hand clapping" would be good zen masturbation slang
#299678
<m4tt> lol, still up huh?
<jm7316> There's porn to be watched, and damnit, someone has to do it
<m4tt> that is mighty selfless of you
<jm7316> I do what I can for humanity.
<m4tt> im not sure where we'd be without you
<jm7316> Overflowing with unindexed, unmetatagged, uncategorized pornography.
#37406
<GroZZleR> Going to play Generals...
<nox`afk> generals..
<nox`afk> ppfft.
<GameArena> It's not the computer game. He literally goes out in his backyard at night and pretends to be at war.
#47
* EtherMan slashes MadHatter with the jagged edge of a PS2 polygon
#1232
<pz> telnet lag reminds me of taking a shit
#12143
<PrincessLeia2> he's not my step dad, he's my mother's new husband
<PrincessLeia2> that way i can say that my stepbrother that i dated isnt really my stepbrother
#6755
<ODD> optimism is having a ups on a win95 box
#40909
<Jeff> now... he probably woulda been grounded forever if it were gay porn...
<pilot1> no, they're catholic
#28747
<xcp> I left a windows xp cd on the seat of my car, someone broke in and left 2 more.
#297849
<mistah_j> If you watch porn in reverse it's about a guy who vacuums jizz of a woman's face and then takes his Pizza back to work
#146404
<Cosmo> Fox is pro war and anti good tv shows
#241911
<mokeylace>: I like to do a breakdown of how much time I spend every day fucking off on certain activities, and how much this correspondingly costs my company
<mokeylace>: for instance, it just cost my employers $37 for me to trim my fingernails
<mokeylace>: earlier it cost them $75 for me to read some webcomics
<GL>: hahaha
<mokeylace>: I'm hoping that when I submit my findings they'll find it wise to hire someone to scratch my nuts for me in the next budget period
<mokeylace>: marc are you still looking for a job?
<JukeboxHero>: always am
<JukeboxHero>: wait what
<Eric_>: lol
<JukeboxHero>: That's not fair I wasn't paying attention FUCK YOU ERIC
#14
<watashi-x> Oh my God! Are you attemping to DoS me?
<Polymer> WTF are you talking about dumb ass
<Polymer> I can't get into your MS-DOS
#12118
<BurntAsh> i just know the shit has officially pissed me off beyond belief, ive had it up to here ^ with that place screwin with me
<@tmbg> BurntAsh: three words:
<@tmbg> Rocket Propelled Grenades
#1825
<madthink> what does putting sugar in someones gas tank do
<maff> I heard when you start the engine cinnamon rolls come out
<maff> with frosting and everything
<madthink> i need to get revenge in the worst way
<maff> cinnamon rolls arent really revenge
#300549
<@ChanOP> now I have proof beyond a shadow of doubt that voiklis has way below average intelligence
<voiklis> screw u chanOp, i passed my IQ test
<voiklis> 104 is my IQ
<voiklis> so up yours
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#15753
<Xney> how goes the job search?
<Stemish> xeeneee....it'll go, once i start it :)
<Xney> oh you haven't started?
<Stemish> not seriously, i'm not hurting yet
<Xney> brian: You should start way early.. it's quite ugly :)
<fouts> no shit. one company i applied to went out of business between posting
the ad and my email to them
#25239
<@Kamakazi> i've seen a cat land on it's head
<@Kamakazi> it was my fault
<@Kamakazi> i tried to make it do 2 backflips
<@Kamakazi> it was at my friends house
<@Kamakazi> i wanted to see if they ALWAYS landed on their feet
<@Kamakazi> so i dropped him and he did.
<@Kamakazi> and i was like hmm...
<@Kamakazi> i wonder how many backflips he could do then
#76
<MTrez> ok, about 1 million of my potential children just got introduced to some downy tissue, so im gonna sleep now, im tired
#3659
<Mazroth> A girl waved to me once before making out with her boyfriend, does that count as scoring?
#52386
<Valdek> rofl
<Valdek> my sister's friend alyssa just came into the kitchen when i was getting some grape juice
<Valdek> and yelled "don't ever cum inside a girl!"
<Valdek> and threw a pregnancy test box at me
#870
<Cducharme> My clock be off bigtime
<Cducharme> k
<Cducharme> fixed
<Ash> Same here, but I'm going to try to get a doctor to look at it when I scrape up some cash.
<Ash> Oh, clock.
<Ash> N/m.
#33098
<Bubbaprog> somebody told me simon cowel reminds them so much of me
<Bubbaprog> and i said why, because i am sophisticated and attractive
<Bubbaprog> and they said no
<Bubbaprog> because you're an asshole
#250456
<Periwinkle> oh man!
<Periwinkle> i just made the best thing
<@stoor> ...
<mikka> what?
<@stoor> hello?
<Periwinkle> oh shit, sorry about that
<Periwinkle> was watching a scary movie on tv and it made me jump so hard i hit myself in the face with my sandwich and got mayonnaise in my eye
<@stoor> hahaha
<mikka> so what did you make?
<Periwinkle> the sandwich
#41644
<@Unim4trix0> hey
<@Unim4trix0> i just realized
<@Unim4trix0> you can set your channel +ntsc
<@Unim4trix0> but not +pal
* Knogle is now known as Knogle_
<@Knogle_> freak
<@Knogle_> lol
<@Unim4trix0> i think theres a message there
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