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#8471
<sisko> Q. What's the height of conceit?
<sisko> A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.
<mmm> i do that
<mmm> "oh god"
#27835
<Migishu> Tai Chi - Kung Fu in bullet time
#54322
<Stereo``> you know
<Stereo``> maybe the statistics faculty is not the best group of people to play poker with
Comment: #geekissues
#35041
<nerd> I want a fucking irssi session :/
<zero> i want a girl
<nerd> trade? :D
#309657
(+tt) I have the best idea for a serial crime
(+tt) I am going to break into people's bathroom windows, flip the toilet paper over so it feeds the other way, and leave.
#218759
<dapho> we have so much in common
<dapho> he's always either playing wow or reading fantasy novels
<dapho> and I'm always either feeling sorry for myself or reading fantasy novels
#42785
<OneFlew> Java is a cruel and shallow trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side.
#36173
<kpt> any Java coders in the house? I have a question about recursion
<danamania> kpt: ask kpt when she gets back in
#48553
* JamalTheDucky eats a cookie instead
<JamalTheDucky> ... I wish this was HER cookie :(
<JamalTheDucky> ;_;
<JamalTheDucky> maybe I'll have good dreams tonight :)
<Anaz|LostIt> keep dreaming the unnatainable DM. Eventually you'll completely disconnect with reality and become a stalker!
<JamalTheDucky> and then I'll atleast get some panties!
<Anaz|LostIt> and an introduction to a large 300 lb black man who will love you forever (or at least until parole)
#8689
<MMouse> the dates I started and left positions "dont give an accurate impression of how long you worked at that position"
<drewb> god, it almost sounds like you were deliberately vague about dates to hide the fact you didnt last long in a job..
<Tippytoes> what format did you put the dates in, max?
<SataniKKa> roman numerals
<Sep> binary
<SataniKKa> Monday is not a date.
#1498
<steef> i feel sorry for kids today, when they reminisce on their childhood, they will have songs by britney spears and backstreet boys
#245926
<azn_jesus> also, I think I won at oktobervfest
<azn_jesus> I'm not sure what I won but I have some chick's stockings on my pants
<azn_jesus> scratch that, I seem to be in her car
<azn_jesus> I think she's telling me we're going to my place
<azn_jesus> yup, at my place now
<azn_jesus> passing out now, brb
Comment: #bifemunix EFNet
#71165
<Yahovah> bsmntbombdood: I have a new nickname for you. Captain Oblivious.
<bsmntbombdood> I don't get it
<Yahovah> Exactly.
#39890
< drinker> CFC you're not a real criminal, are you?
< CFC> no... im a counterfeit one :\
< CFC> blame gamespy and its wierd as hell random nick generator
< CFC> i got Counterfeitcriminal and ArmouredCrack :|
< drinker> :-)
< drinker> you chose well between them. The latter sounds like a chastity
belt
#13600
<Mort-Hog> How do u spell Encylop(a)edia?
<Flirbnic> Insyklepudier
#10702
<Jubei301> So I walk into the room with the cat on my shoulder, facing backwards, and my stepdad is trying to watch TV, and I step in front of him, point at my cats ass, and say "ARG! shiver me timbers, its me one eyed parrot" and he laughed for a long time....my mom was just staring at me like im some kind of pervert.
<Jubei301> What? doesnt everyone use their cats brown-eye for their punchlines?
#3777
<[ric]> jeez... why is it the boss always walks in on me when I am typing
on irc?
<[ric]> oh, yeh.. it's because I am always typing on irc.. :)
#302362
<fahadsadah> Note to self: do not code when tired
<fahadsadah> Guess what was in my code?
<fahadsadah> Rather than #!/usr/bin/ruby at the top
<fahadsadah> print "#!/usr/bin/ruby\n"
#30336
<icelandicdic> breasts do have a powerful effect on the male sex. I won't deny that. Its an instinctual thing that evolved in caveman "big breasts make more milk. our babies wont starve. humans will survive!!! Mate with big breasties".
#52841
< orange9> gentoo?
< ScooterTi> bless you
#13588
<ChanPerv> #rpgfan-teensex000!!! is a restricted channel and may not be viewed by minors or residents of Alaska. If you are over 18, please type /msg ChanPerv <your credit-card number>
#36553
<BlackDeth> hey why aren't i on the political compass
<BlackDeth> conspiracy!
<BlackDeth> oh i have to take some test first
<BlackDeth> lame
<BlackDeth> i thought maybe it was some magical thing that analyzed our logs to see what our thought patterns were!
Comment: #ramen
#265271
asrskz: Don't tell me who won the 2000 election. I have the coverage on disk but I have not gotten around to watching it. Don't spoil it for me
Alexius: hehe
asrskz: Only last week I found out that Clinton was re-elected in 1996.
Alexius: Yup.
Alexius: Wait for the next two seasons. They're really shocking!
Comment: #TVTorrents
#30744
<J3anyus> wanna play a round or two?
<Haigha> I'll play when I get home
<Haigha> about 15 mins
<J3anyus> haigha is going to drive home in his delorean
<Haigha> yeah
<Haigha> I'll be home 2 hours ago
#7519
<[Matt]> the only thing about mullholland drive that didn't confuse me entirely was the lesbian sex scenes
<[Matt]> other than that, i was lost