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#8449
<undrewb> you know max, while the paralympics were very inspiring, you shouldnt let them delude you into thihnking all retards can achieve the impossible :)
#53595
<nsasch> My grandfather was on the team that invented FORTRAN
<nsasch> My brother's an artist.
<nsasch> My father's a program.
<saracen> But, does he run on linux?
Comment: irc.vaccus.com @ #main
#463
"The cheek of every American must tingle with shame as he reads the silly,
flat, and dishwatery utterances of the man who has to be pointed out to
intelligent foreigners as the President of the United States."
The Chicago Times review of After Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.
#11073
<SpunOne> To The Taliban:
<SpunOne> Give US Osama Bin Laden or we'll send your women to college.
<nersh> To the US:
<nersh> Leave us alone or we, the Taliban authorities would not hesitate to cut off America's supply of convenience store managers.
#5608
<deimos> too bad I didn't beat up quatoria
<deimos> I'm his puppet apparently
<deimos> since he has his hand up my ass all the time
<deimos> plz to be removing that btw
#46077
Consumed: what would be a very very uncommon way to autorun an app at startup?
Null: Get the user to do it. ;)
Comment: #C++ on Dynastynet
#309669
<sloth> I've had vendors try and hire prostitutes for me before
<sloth> "oh, this is jennifer in sales, she'll take you out for the night" 5 hours later and a few round of drinks I realize she knew nothing about the product she was supposedly selling and hardly anything about the guy who was her boss
<sloth> I still gave her benefit of the doubt until she wanted to come up to my room
<sloth> email industry is so shady
#28675
(@opp-noobs-) 27. A catholic minister is known as a?
(NoahB-r) pedophile
Comment: Submitted by Wheelman56
#32058
<bobelina> bunny porn
<ZestyO> speaking of porn
<ZestyO> I need to download this video
<ZestyO> ...
<ZestyO> you didn't just hear that
Comment: #MxO
#7839
<rob`> I mean, who would have thought that blood congeals into a pudding? :9
#4026
*** crunchybl has joined #xml
<crunchybl> anyone know xml in here
#15467
<rogue> I like how matt took the time to tell us he was vomiting
<rogue> it's that kind of detail that really makes this channel work, I think
#38628
mactigerz: omg
mactigerz: i had the best idea
mactigerz: Cars...
mactigerz: powered by farts
rodddeeper69: O_O
rodddeeper69: i dunno, that just screams disaster
#39722
<Tevi> ...i'm scared
<Tevi> there's music coming out of my computer
<WeirdHat> an ad maybe?
<Tevi> oh... wait
<Tevi> i'm playing an mp3
#34730
<SubLimeR> thank god for neighbors
<SubLimeR> i was watching tv a few hours earlier and i fell asleep
<SubLimeR> the kids came home from school and i had the door locked
<SubLimeR> and i didn't hear it because i'm a really heavy sleeper, and i wake up and i yell "OMG WHERE ARE THE KIDS?!"
<SubLimeR> so i call next door to ask if they've seen them and my buddy's wife says, "yeah dipshit you locked your god damn kids out"
Comment: ah the simple joys of parenting
#304196
Panucci : Guess what my geek wife said when we were on bed last night?
Magicpork: HTTP 411, HTTP 417, HTTP 403?
#2832
-Global- [Logon News - Dec 29 2001] Welcome to Evolnet! Where the men are men, the women are men, and the boys are fbi agents. but some of the men are really women. Enjoy!
#7559
foop> computers need to burst into flames more often
#37298
<Dolph> beeeeeeee op beeop bop bop crankkkkkkkkk bzzzzt beeee be be be booooooooooooo be bong be bong be bahhhhhhhhhh biiiiiiiii bahhhhhhhh
<UnderCover> wtf
<Dolph> "Welcome"
<Dolph> "Youve got mail"
<Dolph> "Dah ding"
<Dolph> "Deh do"
<Dolph> hehe 56k
#30081
<+Bort> you'd be surprised how many kids are willing to walk 2 miles into the woods to get candy.
Comment: #bteg, Gamesnet
#16406
<Anecdotist> I never watched the Power Rangers. So I guess I just figured that they were like forest rangers, but more powerful. Maybe even as powerful as me. I know that I am pretty powerful when it comes to forest stuff, because Smokey the Bear is all, "Only you can prevent forest fires." If I'm the only one, I must be pretty powerful.
#294508
Hoopy: hey, how was your holidays? Get anything good?
Psmylie: Couple of gift cards. you?
Hoopy: watch
Psmylie: ok, I'm watching...
*10 minutes pass*
Psmylie: I see you gave that lame joke all the attention it deserved. Well done.
Hoopy: My client crashed. What did you say?
#27286
(@Moondo) music question..was it simon or art garfunkle that released a son about their son in the last ear?
(@Spacebarbob) that's one sick combination of typos...
#39811
<Alacard2k> Hello, You may explain your situation to me here.
<Nabisco> i am trying to find out how to make people stop swearing in my chan
<Alacard2k> lol ban them
<Nabisco> its not funny, i am not a cunt lickin ass pumper
#17960
<Kirke> I had interests too
<Kirke> But they all ended in court