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#1940
<Digested> hi krayons
<krayons> bleh
<al-x> heh
<al-x> spot the kid that has no serotonin left
#79435
<Jebus> I stole your wallet though
<Jebus> :D
<pr0tekk> i dont have a wallet anymore
<pr0tekk> it got stolen.
<pr0tekk> wait.
<pr0tekk> ;0
#7132
<Darkz> Can't get drunk, work soon
<Delusion> Your priorities disgust me.
#42156
<MSIGuy> Not as funny when you do it on purpose...
<gfjgfjgfj> That what your girlfriend said about your premature ejaculation?
Comment: #Futuremark
#3679
*** fr33b1rth sets mode: -o fr33b1rth
<fr33b1rth> shit...
<fr33b1rth> shitfuckdamn
#37276
<freedumb> He's the kind of person who will wind up paying for this first sexual-encounter at age 31, get frustrated in the middle, and kill himself
#15943
<SamGod> crap, not only does my everything hurt, I can't breath fresh air 'cuz all I smell is gasoline
<Coda> why do you smell gasoline SamGod?
<SamGod> Coda: 'cuz I smell like gasoline
<Coda> why?
<SamGod> Coda: I kinda happened to shove an exaust pipe in my sleve for warmth for a few hours last night
<Twist-> See? he is a psycho.
<SamGod> well, actually, I switched off between one sleve, then the other, then my pant leg, then the other, etc...
<Twist-> didn't occur to you to get inside the car?
#298993
<rmaly_05> man i need ur help
<segin11> with what?
<rmaly_05> i m trying to put condom on my penis
<segin11> WTF
<rmaly_05> but the foreskin of my penis is not coming back
#26422
<Fidel-> 1 kid sacrificed, in order to make 1 million gamers laugh
<Fidel-> i think its a fair trade
#29156
<icorislicoris> does anyone else have this problem where if you open your mouth too wide while you yawn your jaw unhinges and gets stuck?
<icorislicoris> it's really painful :(
<octothorpe> no, but can i fuck your mouth?
#3403
* IZS logs in and delets all potential child porn
<IZS> rm -rf /
#53347
Phaze: When I was signing the paper for my driving permit
Phaze: I couldn't remember whether " or ' was feet
Phaze: So uh
Phaze: I'm 6 inches tall now
Phaze: :(
#115600
<D-side> tbo: yeah, something like 20% of students who responded to the survey said they would give up the right to vote permenantly if they were given an ipod touch.
<D-side> know what i say to that?
<D-side> BUY THEM IPODS
#6556
<Yawgatog> If I were two I'd try to eat everything in sight, just in case it's a boob in disguise
#30468
<phr0work> redhat really fucked you in the ass
<`KArmA> not yet it hasn't, but its definitely giving me a bit of a rimjob and whispering it suggestively
#67325
<Capn_Frink> Arr, we should mutiny and sail th' channel back to the safe haven of freenode!
<Bjarni> mutany is where you kill the captain....
<Capn_Frink> Aye.
<Capn_Frink> Oh, cock
Comment: official speak like a pirate day
#43352
<Karlsen> so, I'm removing gentoo now, should I go for xp or 2k? (laptop)
<issuez> xp
<anthill> 2k
<Mootar> gentoo
Comment: EFNet/#geekissues
#4828
<mov> DAL: u seen 2001 - A space odyssey?
<DAL9000> that has to be the stupidest question i've ever heard
#10926
<Macca_> hi all
<Macca_> can anyone help me with uninstalling WindowsME, it hasn't been as
easy as i thought it might be
#4422
<moira> I converted an MP3 to ogg, then back again, and then back and forth between MP3 and OGG format thirty times, and when I listened to it after that, it was just an mp3 of you guys talking
#297642
[@pezdispenser] i have no idea where i put my wallet
[@pezdispenser] i distinctly remember putting it down somewhere last night and thinking 'i'm never going to find that in the morning'
[@pezdispenser] at least i was right
#39617
<@FiYoG> the average human has 6 to 8 pounds of skin
<+Toba> wow
<Bog> how much is that?
<@FiYoG> I don't remember the kg conversion
<@FiYoG> it's like the weight of a hard drive and a half
Comment: #hothardware on irc.burghcom.com
#11145
<choconado> aggh...horrible no cut and paste in mirc :(
<Saber> yes there is
<Saber> by selecting the text it's automatically copied to your clipboard
<Saber> you need to select from left to right
<choconado> my version doesn't do that...it puts up a finger icon
<choconado> oh wait...
<choconado> dude...i've had mirc for two and a half fucking years, and i learn this NOW?!?
#17884
<[NM]-K0ld> Looking for a GREAT time with GREAT people? Join #gaychat!
*** [NM]-K0ld has left #cc.
<Rezox> wtf? gay people arent great
<Rezox> gay people are gay
#1540
<fastahj7> what's the difference between the usa DC lightgun and the euro one
<smcn> the usa one has a "shoot up your school" button