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#12291
<Hurricane> I wonder if the Banner people would be offended if I started a
little project that would require about 400 inserts per second
on the Oracle server.
<Krinberry> Easy way to find out, Bran :)
<Hurricane> Yes! Exploration through experimentation is what a University
is all about, after all. :)
<Gord> They mean pot and orgies, not database hosing! (:
#31247
<Supra87T> aw, for shits sake!
<Snipa> what?
<Supra87T> remember sarah? well, the other night we fucked, and now i have to get tested for aids.
<Snipa> Think positive
<Supra87T> fuck you man, thats not even funny
#8094
<Perforator\zzz> my grandma was going thru my room today for some ungodly reason and found some of my gf's clothes she "accidently" left here.
<Perforator\zzz> i'm all, "i like to wear black panties, DAMNIT"
#20808
<[FMa]Brick> just teh first time?
<[NTAC]Crazzeh_Timmeh> just for now
<[FMa]Brick> let my b/f pull out first
#33933
Serrated Sp00n: What the hell?
Serrated Sp00n: All I've thought about recently is penis and world domination.
Serrated Sp00n: I NEED GET LAID.
Serrated Sp00n: MUST REPRESS URGE TO RULE OVER HUMANITY.
xdev0luti0nx: Oh my god. Somebody better fuck you before you blow us all up with something.
#52000
* Bringa is going through his collection of Spanish guitar music to find something suitable for DDR
<Highlander> DDR?
<Bringa> ¡DANCE DANCE REVOLUCION!
#51015
Nail: my chemistry teacher has bad grammar
Traceur: how so
Nail: princiPAL laws of quantum numbers
Traceur: he put principle?
Nail: no
Nail: put principal
Traceur: do yuo know the difference between those two wordS?
Nail: yeah, principal is like the school administrator
Nail: because he's your pal
Traceur: 'principal' also means 'main'
Traceur: a 'principle' is a concept
Traceur: your principal failure comes from not understanding the principles of grammar.
Nail: fuck you.
#7901
* Argent- changes topic to '<beth> IRN has visions of me on my knees, cock in hand, looking up with huge brown eyes, saying "m-mister.. are you sure this is right?"'
#42690
<@DXtremz> root@tweety [~]# uptime
<@DXtremz> 9:22pm up 111 days, 5:42, 1 user, load average: 0.00, 0.13, 0.20
<@sock> each person and his merits.
<@sock> you make a remote machine run for 4 months,
<@sock> while your roomie fucks chicks hard \o/
<@DXtremz> Exactly.
#4753
<xterm> The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?
#307798
<vera> i always ask them if they are having an abortion first because it was awkward that one time i was like look heres your baby and heres his heart beating and she was like ok can you take it out of me
Comment: Vera is a doctor.
#2115
<opivy-z28> I'm being totally serious... do any of you ever see like a 9-12 yr old girl and think she has nice legs
<opivy-z28> i do...and i wonder if thats normal
#46267
<rjamorim> I don't think he was trying to troll.
<rjamorim> He was being genuinely ignorant and clueless.
#37081
<Sebbe> When I was 19 I somehow wound up dating a 23-year-old (which was awesome at the time). She had a one-year-old daughter, but the fact that I was nailing an older woman 4 or 5 times a week overshadowed any problems I had with dating someone with a kid.
<Sebbe> One night we were going at it pretty heavy when her daughter discovered how to get over the baby gate. We never heard her sneak down the hall and into the bedroom. We also never heard her go into her mothers nightstand and pull out an 8 inch red rubber dildo. I look over and see this girl standing there with smile on her face and the dildo raised high over her head. Realizing what was about to happen I started to say something, but it was too late...
<Sebbe> *THWACK*
<Sebbe> She brought it down hard on my face, me barely comprehending what the hell was going on. I managed to get it away from her and her mother took her back to her room, but the mood was long dead. The relationship didn't last too long after that
#2482
<althea> i was fucked on tranquilizers
<althea> fucked up i mean
#14289
* eMeow-v2 fiddles with his r00t
<Apollo-> Can you fiddle with my r00t too? I like it when people play with my root
<eMeow-v2> Apollo-: you want "girlfriend". STFW.
<Apollo-> haha
<Apollo-> No, if I had a "girlfriend", "wife" would STFW for "unsolvable murder"
#39228
<JaneLame> i sent help@google.com an invitation to gmail, and at the "attached note" section i wrote - HOW DO I SEND AN INVITATION???!!!
<JaneLame> so they just sent me another invitation
<JaneLame> i think i'm gonna send one back
<issuez> haha
<issuez> IS THIS HOW?
<JaneLame> :D
Comment: #geekissues
#21182
Cyber J: the reason why Canada doesn't have much of a military is because they havn't made over 20 countries hate their guts like their neighbors down south... I know, I live in America :(
#1235
<MadHatter> omg how do I turn mirc timers off
~~~ (signoff) MadHatter ;Excess Flood
#14079
<Mantis> Sorry guys, I've got to go and spend some time with the gf
<Mantis> brb
#58303
<SC> I hate family.
<SC> One of my Aunts was over. Complete Health nut. She's fucking crazy when it comes to food and health. Everyone was over for my BDay
<SC> So I'm bbq'ing some works of god- Steak, Burgers, Chicken, the good stuff. They are literally cooked perfectly, works of art. Absolutely fantastic.
<SC> We talk my aunt into some of the food, who otherwise refused. Finally she agrees
<SC> She takes a steak, and a burger, jams it in my blender, turns it on, adds some orange juice
<SC> by this time I'm shreaking, and the blender is filled with some orange-brown goo.
<SC> She pours it in a large glass, and drinks it.
<SC> Never have I seen: A) A blender used in such a way B) That many people staring in awe at someone drinking a steak and burger.
<SC> My family is nucking futz.
#5902
<The_Roach> I hear you're pissed.
<A|exander> who told you that
<The_Roach> Anton said you went to the pub.
<A|exander> does it necessarily follow that i'm pissed?
<The_Roach> ...
<The_Roach> Well, yes.
<A|exander> well, it turns out you;'re right
<A|exander> but don't be so presumptious in future
#303074
<banquo> J and I bought Ron and his wife a fuckswing for their wedding present.
<banquo> They won't admit to having used it, but they do have a fern in their bedroom now that's on a REALLY big eyebolt
#63019
<TheMaze> *sigh* my TV just restarted to finish installing windows updates
<TheMaze> I'm not sure if this is progress or not
Comment: Windows Media Center
#297660
<ambulance> so I have an amusing trojan that opens a command prompt ever 12 hours and links me to 'macho man' on youtube
<ambulance> I think I'll keep it