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#47172
[10:39] <netmunky> a notice to users: do not open any URL containing sonask.org or pamelasporn.mpg, this is a self-spreading trojan. if you think you are infected, use task manager to kill mirc.exe, and del c:\windows\system32\mirc.exe
[10:44] <netmunky> yes, i am well aware many of you run linux, congratulations to bird60356, you were the first to notify me. to the other 2 dozen, i don't care
#52346
<ryan> i bought a 2 way radio at walmart today
<ryan> and went and sat outside home depot
<ryan> yelling codes over their radios
<ryan> "WE GOT A BLEEDER IN PLUMBING!"
<ryan> "who the hell is this?"
<ryan> "rafiki...."
#43267
<mindspillage> I once lost a book of Tolkien songs set to music from my H.S. library. (ANd I thought the musical settings sucked, too.) SO I paid the value of the book to the library. Several months later I found it -- shortly after LoTR came out -- and made five times what I paid selling it on eBay.
<mindspillage> I swear, I am not a bad person, and I didn't plan that.
Comment: #wikipedia
#294683
<+Nosleepo> polititians are using some kind of reversed alchemy...turns everything from gold, to shit
#69953
<jon> shit... im sittin here tryin to get info about Tool for my class presentatin, and 40 mins later here i am reading about woody allen, history of fonts, and the temptations of jesus of nazareth
<jon> stupid wikipedia, be less organized!
#207123
<flyinsqrl> friend wants me to put 2.22 gigs of shit on a 2 gig flash drive
<Coratee> that should work
<Coratee> you just have to really want it
#17295
<Claus> I was a female black woman in a past life according to this site
#25113
<Mandingo> This is why I go to CNN.com.
<Mandingo> http://www.cnn.com/2002/US/08/08/porn.patriot/index.html
<American> im not clicking on anything that says porn patriot
<AirsickMoth> some american.
#18253
<[Piratez]> so what kinda job you got?
<drunkers> i wash dishes
<[Piratez]> at a resturaunt?
<drunkers> no, at home
#15920
<+kmad> whats the best way to get vaseline off your dick
<@BigJesus> sand paper
<+royceda59> lol
<+kmad> fuck you, not fallign for that again
#305948
<ttvd> these msvc error messages are so Zen
<ttvd> it's like a freaking koan, you get it, then you ponder on it for like forever
<ttvd> and then the answer is completely something else, totally not related
Comment: EFNet #C++
#6754
<newkid99> Whats everyone reading today
<Wed> The screen
#307714
<Rose> A friend told me about how Papa John's has a Christian slant like Chick Fil A and I had never heard of them having such a thing.
<Rose> So I order Papa John's tonight.
<Rose> THE PIZZA GUY INVITES ME TO CHURCH.
#304082
<Count> i put QDB and bash on my reader too :)
<Count>: now in 12 months time when bash gets one new quote, i'll be ready!
Comment: #batcave on Austnet
#68
<HomerJ> Microsoft could shit in a box, adn most people would buy it
#851
<BlackDeTh> this girl was taking e for the first time.. so i knew what i had to do.. i made it a night she'll remember. (and me too :D
<lux> she'll remember it as rape at the trial and you'll remember it as consentual
#31945
<MrThePlague> my thumb hurts..
<MrThePlague> hehe
<usrbingeek> don't stick it so far up your ass then
#143405
< mrpull> my little boy (finally) made the transition from diapers to "big boy" underwear. On his first day back to pre-school he dropped trou and showed the whole class his Lightning McQueens.
< mrpull> and it created a domino effect of 3YRO's showing their undies
< mrpull> I didn't see it, but it looks hilarious in my mind
#297599
<R0b0t1> "Honestly I think all those people who say Bin Laden has weapons of mass destruction are stupid. Destroying mass is against the laws of thermodynamics!"
<leymoo> ...
<leymoo> you sir, win the award of the "biggest groan I'll do today" competition
#36012
--- CFC|Laptop has changed the topic to: idle, idle, idle, idle, idle, idle, idle, idle NETSPLIT NETSPLIT
* Elleo-lap has a sudden vision of idling badgers
#22997
<Zip-> give me child porn
<logiclrd> I don't have child porn
<[ryan]> logiclrd has "child art"
#295827
<paul> my mom was suspected of child abuse by my pediatrician as a kid
<paul> she swore up and down i wasn't being abused
<paul> the doctor was sceptical
<paul> they went out into the waiting room where I was
<paul> mom was like "paul, come here!"
<paul> I get up, look at her instead of where I was going, and run full tilt into a pole
<paul> doctor's like "sorry maam, you had to see this from my position"
#31227
<RiTe> Saddam has been captured, his sons are dead, and his regime has fallen, but he has good news......he just saved a bunch of money on his car insurance by switching to Geico
#26388
<<< [Lolita!~prada@208.20.58.194] i like putting my pairs of socks
togehter after i wash them, it's like playing mahjong
#212107
Matt: is it bad that I just had the thought "I wonder if I missed my 1337th masturbation"?
Cynic: you've probably missed your 13337th masturbation by now...