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#2820
[Lord-Data] hell, woudlnt mind a girlfriend
[Duckarse] ditto
[incorrect] there's always ebay
#27046
<SteamedHams> this scab tastes like coffee
#48810
<+Toba> fuck
<+Toba> I deleted the wrong file
<+Toba> yay backups
<%CompHobbyist> ahahaha
<+Toba> TAB COMPLETE IS NEVER YOUR FRIEND
<%CompHobbyist> no it isn't Twiz
<%CompHobbyist> errrrr
<%CompHobbyist> I mean
<%CompHobbyist> Toba
<%CompHobbyist> *&@#*ING TAB COMPLETE
Comment: #WPI
#18642
<Frostbite> i used to be ashamed of my 4 inch wang. until i found out girls liked it that wide
#214528
Mike: i was looking at computer parts late at night last semester at school.
Mike: my friend (whos bed was over my desk) leans down, looks at the screen, then looks at me and says
Mike: "you know lerch, normal people look at porn"
#9080
<Umbillical_ED>seems like there's a lot of out of work java developers
<st0w> yeah
<st0w> that's 'cause everybody is finally realizing....
<st0w> JAVA SUCKS
<Umbillical_ED>y u say dat?
<st0w> because one day... I went to a farm, right?
<st0w> and there was this horse
<st0w> and he had this MASSIVE cock
<st0w> and I looked underneath it
<st0w> and I saw the little Java mascot with it's lips parted and the majority of the horse's unit inside it's mouth
#302129
<sje46> I avoid sex the same way I avoid bullets
<sje46> i haven't had the chance to
#62110
<Oyerth> You bastard.
<Oyerth> I don't want your pr0n!
<OBCT> ='(
<Oyerth> I'm sorry.
<Oyerth> I'm sure your pr0n is lovely.
#6852
<greg> You know what's wrong with this channel, Nathan buys laptops and scotch, and you people ask him what kind of laptops.
#20195
<merk> never make a comment to your friend that a mentally challenged person in a wheelchair is getting more action than him
#300549
<@ChanOP> now I have proof beyond a shadow of doubt that voiklis has way below average intelligence
<voiklis> screw u chanOp, i passed my IQ test
<voiklis> 104 is my IQ
<voiklis> so up yours
Comment: ChanOP is a Services bot.
#7490
<sortof> i slept on a glowstick wrong
#36252
<Scoth> Hmm. Good thing these order numbers aren't customer-facing. This customer got BYG1-N1GG4
<jeeves_> that's excellent
<Kurt> just wait until BYG4-N1GG4 comes along
#50686
<lude> do you type things just to see your nick scroll up the screen?
#28961
<@kingmob> does ms outlook speak nntp?
<@synec> if it did, it would be news to me
#29203
<ascian> guess what stupid thing i just did.
<DocDemonic> What is that?
<ascian> i wanted to turn up the volume on my computer, as i'm watching this simpsons episode
<ascian> so i picked up the tv remote and attempted to increase volume.
<ascian> including pointing the remote at my monitor.
#14045
<Rosipam> (is glad she has AOL now)
<Rosipam> ^_^
...
<Zack`> Rosipam?
<Rosipam> Hello.
<Zack`> When did you get AOL?
<Rosipam> A few weeks ago.
<Zack`> What did you have before that?
<Rosipam> Microsoft Internet Explorer.
<Zack`> Ah
<Zack`> What do you like about AOL?
<Rosipam> It's faster.
<Zack`> Wow.
<Zack`> What was your old Internet connection?
*** Rosipam (quickchat@=RWNRPD119P.ipt.aol.com) Quit (Connection reset by peer)
#5304
<pdksh> jesus h christ
<pdksh> 'i got tired of that screensaver on that other computer so i turned it off'
<pdksh> my sister hard-shutdown my bsd box.
<pdksh> in the middle of a kernel compile.
<pdksh> not to mention that the little blinky light on the hub was annoying her
<pdksh> so she pulled out that wire too
<pdksh> ...
<pdksh> and she managed to rip a wire pair out of the wire.
<pdksh> yet she wants to be a cs major in college.
<dmaster-> I would beat her into a coma
<pdksh> dmaster-: im about to. either that or change her aim password so she jumps off a bridge.
<bob354> pdksh: haha a cs major?
<pdksh> bob354: yeah... 'i like to surf the internet and chat on aim to all my friends all the time so im good with computers and im good at that microsoft wordart. mom said i should go to computer school like you!'
#73312
+Kvn: cause mcafee is the gayest one out there
@Stirk: It is, it really is
@Stirk: I'd rather use iTunes as my antivirus
#2915
<EFX> What's a dikfor?
#37533
--- Garf!giancarlo@kabel.telenet.be has quit: "Life calls!"
--- Garf!giancarlo@kabel.telenet.be has joined: #vorbis-talk
<NullC> Garf: Wrong number?
#948
(jesdynf) I want an emulator that, every time you try to load a game, there's a 6% chance it pops up a dialog that says "It's not loading! Tap the A button to blow the dust out."
#18421
<humpy> "I was in #paintball on the enterthegame network. Everyone around me screaming in horror at the llamas. It was shrilling, like the kind of shrills you get washing your parents underwear, the kind of shrills that no man should ever hear. This was my hell."
<Fryth> i think your washing machine is b0rked
#11094
<magoo> herk knows all about liquid saftey
<herkit> i know where to buy new keyboards
#105463
<CtrlAltDestroy> I was renaming some files on my desktop earlier, and I guess I got mixed up somewhere.
<CtrlAltDestroy> Because I just found a file called "Metroid Prime 3 Corruption - Chocolate Rain.mp3"