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#8077
<z_evil1> does _anyone_ on IRC update the topic field of a channel to suit the actual topic of conversation?
*** Madeleine changes topic to 'fuck all, as usual'
<Madeleine> set that to keeptopic, forever
#302189
<Aaron> Tier-1/2 DNS provider based in Canada, 10 minute TTL on your A records (fast global propagation on changes)
<Sebas> Words in that sentence I understood: Provider, Canada, minute.
<flack> global
<Sebas> Don't overestimate my linguistic aptitude.
#4867
<reuben> i'm going to name my kid with elite capitalization
<langdon> my kid will be all caps.
#7825
*** Now talking in #physics
<Lud> "To enable the plasmatic vortex in the neighbouring regions of an oscillating singularity, we would of course have to override the eternal protonic fields surrounding the various quantized eddies"
<TrixyDLuX> oh - of course
#20364
<@daleth> so it really did lead to "..." :)
<@lovelace> Yep.
<jbroomeLUG> is that morse code for humping? :)
#28330
<KenBX> Ok, so I needed to download WinRAR... so I found WinRAR on some xdcc... After it downloads I realize that the setupfile is in RAR FORMAT.
#1575
<CoN> ... next you'll tell me that you shaved your pubes under the misdirection that i care
<[U|C]SKS_Lover> eh...
<[U|C]SKS_Lover> hey CoN, I shave my pubic hair under the misdirection that you care.
<CoN> oh thanks
<[U|C]SKS_Lover> then I make socks out of it.
<CoN> ... thats weird
<[U|C]SKS_Lover> human-wool socks
<[U|C]SKS_Lover> >:D
<[U|C]SKS_Lover> wanna know how I make apple juice?
*** CoN has quit IRC
#20052
<Pozzi> My comments will be well structured, mature and on topic at all times.
<Pozzi> Now fuck you all!
#53511
<LagIsNewYear> spencers is where i shop for my gfs gifts
<LagIsNewYear> no where else in teh mall had a place for dildos but spencers did, so i wanted to check if they had any right and i look it up online and call em up
<LagIsNewYear> and i ask if they have any dildos or whatever and there is a woman who goes...uhhh no we do NOT carry those..
<LagIsNewYear> so i angerily went into the mall and checked myself and spencers ended up having it
<LagIsNewYear> and hten i realised i called a differnt spencers...one for kids clothing
#33841
<KArmA-> what's your stance on ldap?
<thalakan> uhhhh
<thalakan> it stays crunchy in milk?
<KArmA-> that sounds relatively positive
<thalakan> I mean, come on, you have to give me something more to go on here
<thalakan> If you're planning on using ldap for world domination that's one thing, using it for administrating your desktop logins is another
Comment: #bifemunix
#16575
<oreth> ever thing to yourself "Hey, it might be fun to go fuck a turkey?"
<AshPlississkin> no
<oreth> yeah. me neither.
#37785
<@Lucifer7> I think I just caught my Linux servers in the act,
<@Lucifer7> I walk in and both of them are at high network and hard drive activity.
<@Lucifer7> Then they both suddenly stop and the lights go back to normal.
Comment: #Fritolaid irc.homelan.com
#297065
Josh: it's amazing that people don't simply think "apostrophe's replace missing letters in a contraction" and use them correctly
Mike: ...please tell me that was intentional and sarcastic
Mike: because otherwise it's going in quotes.txt. and nothing ever gets removed from quotes.txt
#8210
<vino> when we first got our chickens
<vino> we got all these differant ones
<vino> and some of them fighted
<vino> and no jokes
<vino> one of them
<vino> bashed the fuck out of another one
<vino> and did a victory dance
<nim-zero> serious man
<nim-zero> go to narcotics anonymous
#31004
<Kasidori> my stepdad wouldn't let metake a piccy for this reason: You may think you know your bestfriends, but profit prevails all! They will take the picture of your head and put it on a naked body and sell it on E-bay.
#16654
<FishNetGirl> guess what I haveeee....
<KrackWhores> mountain dew?
<FishNetGirl> mmhm, yup.
<KrackWhores> well guess what I have
<FishNetGirl> mountain dew?
<KrackWhores> no
<KrackWhores> a penis
<FishNetGirl> i know
<FishNetGirl> er...
#23688
<Billthe4th> im am what we in the business call a 7331 h4x0r
<monged> its 1337......
<Billthe4th> im new to the business
#2065
<matts> hal check your privates
<matts> err
<matts> messages
#5710
<Spellweav> no dishes? radical..I think I'm moving in :)
<Spellweav> best dish is the one you can carry with you..your ol' hand
<Freaksh0> the same can be applied to toilepaper
<Spellweav> well..no need to take everything to an extreme :)
<Spellweav> I actually meant it ;)
<Freaksh0> Spellweav , yeah, me too
<Spellweav> heh..ok..now I know what presents I should get you guys
#35308
<davvinc> hi can anyone help me with a problem with my msn?
<%Segosa> ok.. what's wrong
<davvinc> my daughter put a pic on my msn page and i want to get it off
<%Segosa> ...
<%Segosa> ooh
<%Segosa> how old is your daughter?
<davvinc> 14
<%Segosa> ooh
<%Segosa> got pictures?
#30853
* RaphX deletes the sun
<RaphX> actually, I just closed the curtain
#17638
<sabo> i hate it when there's no toilet paper in the house.
<sabo> cause then i have to wipe my ass with maxi pads.
#28892
<@demalavor> I finally got to try krispy kreme
<@demalavor> <3
<@demalavor> the lady there scared me though
<@demalavor> I walked in and she jumped out from the corner and was like "FREE SAMPLE YAAAAA!!"
#32121
<pigeon-mirk> if i was davey, my name would be katarina.
<pigeon-mirk> err, not davey
<pigeon-mirk> russian
#307117
<Q-Stone> woot now I have 2.5 GB of space on Dropbox!
* BadMojo starts downloading Q-Stone's stuff from Dropbox. Man, nothing but horse porn.
<Q-Stone> Encrypted horse porn!
<BadMojo> If it was encrypted, how would I know what it is?
<Q-Stone> By the file name: horseporn12.enc
<Switchbreak> badmojo knows an encrypted horse when he sees one
<Switchbreak> just has to glance at the data
<Q-Stone> He can tell from the bits
<BadMojo> It's like the matrix.
<Q-Stone> He doesn't even see the code anymore, just Arabian, Clydesdale, Quarter
Comment: #gwj on quakenet