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#305948
<ttvd> these msvc error messages are so Zen
<ttvd> it's like a freaking koan, you get it, then you ponder on it for like forever
<ttvd> and then the answer is completely something else, totally not related
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#18322
<Rich2> After reading how The Passion of Joan of Arc was thought lost forever until it was discovered in 1985 in a closet of a mental hospital, I have been wondering if there are other films that are considered lost forever.
<Rich2> that's...funny
<Rich2> Alfred Hitchcock has a lost film called The Mountain Eagle (1926) --- No prints of this film (Alfred Hitchcock's second) are known to have survived and no one has seen it since the late 1920s. Please check your attic.
<Goddess> lol
<Goddess> I'm gonna be a director or a producer, and half the movies I make are going to be "lost forever"
<Rich2> yeah
<Rich2> most "*cough* home movies" are lost forever at the request of the stars
<Rich2> generally pending divorce :P
<Rich2> alright bbiaf
<Goddess> o.o
<Goddess> Not those kind >.<
#1547
<iMike> i was just thinking of hiring a man to service my septic system
<maff> is that the classy way to say you want to get fucked in the ass?
#38197
<Fennec> gumby_jd: I know. A "you have been drafted" spam scam! :)
<vAE86> Fennec: that's so funny, and it'd prolly work
<@Scoth> Fennec: The sad thing is it'd probably work
<@Scoth> Yeah
<@Scoth> Just a simple "You have been drafted, call this number to confirm and get flight arrangements" and see how many call
<vAE86> all you'd have to say, is call 1800 4 usarmy, for details on how to get ahold of your recruiter and tell him you've been drafted.
<vAE86> those evil recruiters would suck them right up
<@Scoth> Haha. That'd be so evil. The caller thinks they've been drafted, the recruiter things someone is volunteering, no one would be the wiser until later
<vAE86> until it was beyond hope
<@Scoth> *fade into a scene in Iraq, two soldiers chatting* "So, why'd you join?" "I got drafted. Stupid Bush." "What? There is no draft." "What? I got an e-mail..." "Oh, that's a scam. Haha!" "Crap.."
#33252
<WorkDug> i guess i need to go back to school :p
<Gr8_Dane> School is beyond you. Aim lower.
#309107
<@Oliphaunt> I've been put off the Kindle by richard stallman and other horror stories about amazon fuckery
<@Lorkki> I like the expression "richard stallman and other horror stories"
#1732
<nailhead> Ya, How come there's albinos in all races but theres no ppl that are
the opposeite? like "alblackos" or sumpin?
#62116
<@Pie> unemployment rocks
<@Commander> you got fired?
<@Pie> long story
<@Commander> well, you're not going anywhere
#309173
<SmallR2002> I was just thinking back to a previous job where a team lead when escalating to me told me to 'just open the DLL in word and use the comparison thingie to see what changed in an update (of the DLL)'
#9478
<Gothmog> bastard, foiled by my own stupidity
<Gothmog> again
#8451
<Tippytoes> somewhere in the world, there has to be some chicks that ride motorbikes who are tomboys who also do x-stitch
<sisko> probably
<sisko> that's what women's correctional facilities are for
#41012
<ozzy> Mace?
<ozzy> Could you link me to a WMP10 d/l?
<Mace> Hi, I'm Google. I'm useful.
#11174
<@BitStream> well, I moved the couch down stairs
<@BitStream> so the new one can be put where the old one was
<helixblue> against the wall?
<@BitStream> yea
<helixblue> ahh.. I was hoping that sound was you cleaning the dishes
<helixblue> I ate my cereal for breakfast with measuring cups this morning.
<@BitStream> I was trying to get rid of as much stuff as possible before work, so thats less to do when I get back :/
<@BitStream> helixblue: did you look in the right cabinet
<@BitStream> there were bowls in there yesterday
<helixblue> bits: I used the measuring cups as spoons
#1554
<ckx> i get a bunch of scrambled porn
<ckx> one time i was jerking off to this channel
<ckx> 102
<ckx> and like then i realized it was two guys
<ckx> cuz 102 was a gay channel
<ckx> 101 was the good hardcore porn
<HomerJ> HAW
<ckx> but by then i was already into it
<ckx> so i didn't change it
#11074
<Wi|d-Ride> I'm madder than a 3 legged dog trying to hide a turd on a frozen pond.
#9152
<Wampa> Screw the little children of the world
<Falcon24> ok
<ROFISH> he didn't mean that literally falc
#42624
<FriedGold> Gentlemen... welcome to recursion club. The first rule is: you do not talk about recursion club. The next rule is: see first rule.
#463
"The cheek of every American must tingle with shame as he reads the silly,
flat, and dishwatery utterances of the man who has to be pointed out to
intelligent foreigners as the President of the United States."
The Chicago Times review of After Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.
#29306
[23:37:20] <Conjurer> ps1 was great
[23:37:27] <J3anyus> for me to poop on
[23:37:27] <Conjurer> for me to poop on
[23:37:31] <J3anyus> good god
[23:37:33] <J3anyus> that's scary.
#25257
<NyseriA> at uni we asked this lad why the carpet was a different colour under this computer desk, he said that he had spilled an eggcup of bleach :D What made it worse though was that there was a lass sat on his beanbag on teh floor and she said, did you spill it upwards onto the keyboard shelf bottom as well :P
#5599
<xmt> I have a Iframe but when i write text in it, and push ENTER to get a new line it makes like two lines why ?
<trimp> xmt: you're problems are severe
<trimp> I think we have a level 3 drilion
<xmt> trimp: ?
<trimp> well lets just say that people at level 2 are in a druling in a wheelchair and their keyboard is their voice.
<drlion> rofl
<xmt> could u help me with the problem or ?
<trimp> damnit xmt, I'm not a doctor!
<xmt> ok, why didn´t u say that at once
*** xmt has quit IRC
#9252
<Burnquist__> : /msg NickServ@services.dal.net IDENTIFY jillhanna
<Burnquist__> fuck
*** Burnquist__ (FBI@TeraPro33-41.cable-lynx.net) Quit (Killed (NickServ (Ghost command used by ne14a69)))
#46633
<Evilmice> anyway brb nature is calling
<Evilmice> and it sounds nasty
<Spaniard> you have a beatiful way with words
#11892
<lb-> They kept telling me I couldn't talk to a doctor.
<lb-> I was like "Well, I drank a good amount of my own pee. I'D LIKE TO SPEAK TO A FUCKING DOCTOR."
#2361
<chrysOUT> bye =D peace and love!!!
<Sarutobi> peace & cookies, tyne
<Sarutobi> be safe :]
<chrysOUT> ***poOf***
<djglitch> she's not gone
<djglitch> she's addicted
<djglitch> ;)
<chrysOUT> die
<djglitch> hahahahaha