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#8499
<Tippytoes> i have kids in the room
<Tippytoes> is it safe to look at?
<bark> i don't think they mention any words like CUNT on that page, no
<tm> just hide it behind your anal porn
#9346
<bob> you're like "i want something that uses gtk :(" and redhat's like "YOU MUST NOW INSTALL GNOME-CORE; GNOME-TOYS; GNOME-QUAKE; GNOME-PRETTY-CAT-THAT-DANCES-ON-YOUR-WINDOWZ"
<bob> "Press Space Bar to install 1986 Space Shuttle Schematics"
<bob> "Or Enter to install HAM RADIO to RealPlayer signal converter"
<bob> "Or press nothing, and I will Reboot"
#52892
<+Karuma|Spooky> Boxes are fun...
<%robert> you have no idea how right you are
<%robert> nothing like a good box to reduce stress
* Karuma|Spooky made fun shelves from boxes.
<+Karuma|Spooky> ^^
<%robert> I do'nt know about you, but I'm talking about vaginas
<@Stray_Pussy> lol
<%robert> and I know for a fact that most girls get pissed when you try to store things in their vaginas
#7108
(goosedaemon) someone define "talking out of [a] ass"
(Leper_Mess) goose; you know.. get a donkey, and speak without moving your lips so it looks like the donkey's talking.
#34524
<Elvo> I show ppl empty DIMM slots and tell them it's virtual memory
#12254
<Art`> I don't want to work with people, I'm not a big people person
<Saccy> I thought you wanted to be a surgeon?
<Art`> Well they're under general anaesthetic, I don't have to talk to them.
#1348
<Sharkey> Why is it whenever I hear the phrase 'Battered Women' I think of fried food?
#12861
<Jammer> Bad things happen in threes, don't they?
<Fake_Plastic_Tree> like Hanson.
#59752
<sektie> the glare of the sun off my own skin is triggering the sensor in my macbook that dims the display
<sektie> this is fucking with me
<MrZodiac> submit a apple support request
<MrZodiac> “I’m too white to use apple”
Comment: Troubleshooting on EFnet #bifemunix
#1213
*** Now talking in #hardcoremp3
*** Topic is 'Welcome to #hardcoremp3, fred dursts phone # 310-865-1000 finally a use for www.dialpad.com PRANK THAT SOB'
#17334
<Xetrov`> im gonna go try out this "physical activity" shit i keep hearing about
#23176
<japh_l> Hm. Tax return. Perhapse I'll buy a GPS tomorrow.
<vroom> I fully support that idea
<Macphisto> Your motion finds support within this collective.
<Macphisto> Proceed.
#36173
<kpt> any Java coders in the house? I have a question about recursion
<danamania> kpt: ask kpt when she gets back in
#35012
<BigImp> speaking of breakfast, i think i'm gonna order some healthy kfc
<girlmecha> let me guess, the fried chicken goes well with your bulging muscles
<BigImp> there's a good way to reply to that
<BigImp> but i can't think of it right now, please try again in an hour
#17002
<ryano> i ain't drank dick for shit in months
<reston> try a lemondrop bodyshot
<reston> get some fly bitch and rub sugar on her tummy... lick it, take a shot of vodka
<reston> and then eat a lemon
<jonathans> is that some kind of homosexual alternative to tequila shots
<reston> yea jon
<reston> but its good
<jonathans> sugar instead of salt
<jonathans> lemon instead of lime
<jonathans> a chick instead of your hand
<jonathans> its beginning to make sense to me.
#55
<Sonique> you know you've just experienced an odd moment at 3:30am when you're completely naked making an away msg for aim and your dad (clothed only in breifs) strolls by, waves, and says, "i thought i smelled something. oh well, night!", and walks off
#8662
<iggypop> i told my gf some shit when i was drunk, and now she's like "you weren't just saying that because you were drunk, were you?"
<iggypop> and i don't have a fucking clue what i said
#30167
* OverlordQ changes topic to 'Forget Bayes, We need the Stalin Mail Filter (TM) -- it detects spam, hunts down the spammer, and exiles them to Siberia.'
#36443
(Deranged): I was watching this thing on the discovery channel about the mating rituals of whales. Did you know that the male whale shoots out 400 gallons of sperm during an ejaculation? But only 250 gallons of that actually go inside the female. So that means, 150 gallons of sperm just float around in the ocean everytime a whale blows his load. Kinda makes you wonder if that's what makes the water so salty....
(Mayseth): I've drank sea water by mistake you know. I don't need to know this now!
(Deranged): HAHAHAHA
——> (Deranged) has quit IRC (Kill by Mayseth (I hate you.)).
#30
<pezmasta> my band is gonna be called: rage against the answering machine
#27364
<sheeps> I had two chicks
<sheeps> in my room
<sheeps> I had two chicks
<sheeps> on my bed
<sheeps> I had two chicks
<sheeps> they did loom
<sheeps> I had two chicks
<sheeps> give me head
<sheeps> ok, the last bit was a lie
<sheeps> and I have no fucking clue what loom means but yeah
#39844
<+Demanther> your fired
<@Alien> you're
<@Jimstang> hahahaha the forener is correcting the American on english
<@Alien> foreigner
Comment: Jimstang's the American too :)
#10607
<Glide20> americans are so stupied
#8472
<helminthes> and the little basket at the counter says tips, so you hock a big loogie in it and then you realize what you did and say, "oh shit i'm dyslexic"
#6472
<[werk]chin> (Bobo) "With the sam's deal on a 100 gb drive, im able to download and store the porn of 10 regular men"