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#305792
<bubulein> DONT DRINK AND ROOT
#3587
<cheezwiz> anybody know how to have WarCraft 3 run off of a bnetd server??
<eldee> cheezwiz: yeah
<cheezwiz> eldee
<cheezwiz> really?
<eldee> cheezwiz: yeah! first, become a beta tester. then they'll give you a serial number you can use. its hella easy after that. you just hit connect
<cheezwiz> eldee:wow u didn't help at all
<eldee> cheezwiz: cool. mission accomplished
#42552
<Darrick> i have some nintendo newsletter suubscription for some reason
<Darrick> and they sent me an email about mario tennis
<Darrick> the header: "Whack it, Mario"
Comment: #acmlm, irc.acmlm.org
#6274
<lunar_sothis> and he was all amazed at "how deep" i could take it... tho i wasnt at all, he was just small
#12351
*** Joins: Morrison (Me@bgm-24-95-151-178.stny.rr.com)
<Morrison> HI
<KaeFK> you are not authorized to peruse the content in this channel.
<KaeFK> you shall leave at once or be terminated
<Morrison> Sorry
<Morrison> bye
*** Parts: Morrison (Me@bgm-24-95-151-178.stny.rr.com)
#311003
<manderson> I decided to surprise visit my mom for thanksgiving.
<manderson> She answered the door and asked, "can I help you?" and looked confused.
<asterick> hah
<manderson> Yeah, then it all went downhill.
<manderson> It took less than 5 minutes before she asked me to fix her computer.
<manderson> You haven't seen me in two years and *that* is what you want?
#39920
<anarchy_x> heheh
<anarchy_x> one of ash's little friends just called "x, ashley said the b word and the f word"
<anarchy_x> i'm like "which?"
<anarchy_x> she's like "you know, the b word and the f word"
<anarchy_x> i'm like "i dont get what you mean"
<anarchy_x> "she says, you know, bitch and fuck"
<anarchy_x> i said "now i'm calling your mom to tell on you."
<anarchy_x> and then hung up before she could say anything
#52311
<TriviaBot> Trivia: In 1973 israel shoots down 13 __________ mig-21s?
<synth> american
<Mike> syrian
<TriviaBot> Made Man Mike was correct. Answer: syrian Time: 11.281 Earnings: 33750 Rank: 78th
<synth> syria has planes?
<Mike> it did
<Mike> israel shot em all down
Comment: irc.jaundies.org #trivia
#20216
<Nihilanthic> and right now we got Kim in north korea --;
<Dark_Magician_Shinkaa> yeah
<Nihilanthic> I wish China would just tell him to STFU :(
<Dark_Magician_Shinkaa> or cough on him :P
#311675
<worf_> ... FML
<worf_> "how to prevent Edge from reopening a page after a crash?"
<worf_> 1. unplug your ethernet cable and disable your wifi connection
<worf_> 2. start edge, which wont be able to load the page that is causing the crash because there is no internet connection
<worf_> 3. close the offending tab
#53587
<@JimPanic> 'life without my girlfriend is like coding without vi and gcc..'
<@JimPanic> ._.
<@]{ing> ... try to tell her like this :P
#11609
<Lac> Whats so unfathomable of: Double click zip file, hit extract, click the C: Drive, hit ok.
<hmne> Slow down, double what?
#31996
<Sean> What some people don't seem to realize is that not everybody spends every waking moment surfing the world wide web. Some of us read email before going out and checking out favorite web pages, web comics included.
<Sean> Some of these same people may have email readers that can read upwards of 100 lines at a time, so blocktext spoiler warnings are not always effective.
<Jacob> Dude, if you can display 100 lines at a time in your email client... you're probably a geek who spends every waking moment surfing the World Wide Web.
#302661
<Mango> Duck.
<Mango> s/D/F/
<chanbot> Mango meant: (Censored).
* chanbot was kicked from #depot by chanbot: No swearing.
<Mango> :D
#3752
<ChewToy> hrm... my girlfriend should be getting off work soon
<ChewToy> i should get really really stoned before she gets here
<spazzer> actually
<spazzer> chew
<spazzer> i got off your girlfriend this afternoon first
<ChewToy> spazzer she's fucking hot :)
<ChewToy> she puts out!
<spazzer> hence, i said i got off of her first
<ChewToy> she sucks good dick doesnt she?
<spazzer> i was getting close, and she told me to put my finger in her ass
<ChewToy> she's a manager at a victorias secret
<ChewToy> :>
* KNG_SNK wonders how chew scored that
<dazemobil> he ordered her in the catalog =o
#6420
--- [signoff!#windowmaker] NinjaCodr (wife getting naked)
#296005
<Elista> still..being pissy.
<kaiser> your website has PMS?
<Elista> just the gallery
<Emperor_Nick> The server leaks packets once a month, kaiser
<kaiser> that will take some time till we get to see anything then, nick
<Emperor_Nick> Hehehe
<Chi-Yu> Ah. Coppermine.
<Emperor_Nick> "You don't ping me as much as you used to! You've been eyeing that new blade server! What's wrong, is my core sagging? You want one of those perky young quad core clusters? Asshole!"
<Emperor_Nick> "Please calm down!"
<Emperor_Nick> "SO NOW I'M BEING ILLOGICAL?"
#2296
<maff> the grue wears a +3 amulet of bling blingin'
#296768
< gloone_> how i fucking wish that i would walk by a coughing cop today
< gloone_> and just fucking panic and point and yell "SWINE FLU!!!!!!!!!!!"
< gloone_> (and then get my ass kicked :()
#311346
<enkie> a drunk rat trying to pushing a lever for a jello shot is a sight to be seen
#2467
<FaceDown8> if i wanted any lip from you i'd undo my zipper
#173349
< zashi> ahhhhhhhhh
< zashi> I know what volatile does
< feesh> lol
< feesh> zashi just had a matrix moment
< feesh> "I know kung-fu"
< feesh> zashi: show me
< zashi> the problem really only came about due to compiler optimization
< zashi> the compiler goes "oh look, it's checking the same memory location over and over. let's stick it in a hardware register and just use THAT value so it's faster" but volatile says "no way bitch. shit happens to this memory location regardless of what's going on in the program itself. keep checking the actual location or so help me god I will break your face"
Comment: ##scifi, freenode
#11343
<@FoX> for the record
<@FoX> she never cybered me
<@FoX> i cybered her
<@FoX> :D
<@FoX> oh yeh....did i forget to mention i kept gettign the message no such Nick/Channel
#50821
<Pashoshon> Hey, do you know when n00b hunting days are?
<Lukian> When?
<Pashoshon> Any day ending with 'y'.
<Lukian> Well, then forget about tomorrow.
<Pashoshon> At least we've got today! :P
#14581
<@crystalis> I wish I had a vagina
<@crystalis> I'd keep stuff in it
<@crystalis> like car keys and stuff