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#32731
<@FireRun> one day i will buy some cds
<@FireRun> and give back
<@FireRun> because i cant find them online
#2738
<ckx> xmas was fun back before i was blessed with pubes and still had hopes and dreams and such
#8490
<aquacavi> well what if i told you i was pregnant
<helminthes> IS IT MINE?!?!
<aquacavi> yours or the dogs
<helminthes> IT'S THE DOG'S
<helminthes> IF HE DENIES IT TELL HIM HE CAN'T TALK
#36529
<-Sheng> how's it goin?
<Razer> Good
<Razer> Sorta
<tickettack> Sorta?
<Razer> I can't type 1 handed
<Razer> .....
#39543
ingannilo (8:52:41 PM): it was occuring to me that I'd be fine working like 50 hours/weed at publix if I was high, 'cause I could totaly space out and still do my job
ingannilo (8:52:55 PM): hours/week
ingannilo (8:52:59 PM): freudian slip slidin' right into the unemployment line.
#1978
~ tiko wishes he was part of this seceret club known as "jew"
(tiko) but when the entry fee is part of your cock, I think I'll pass
#30469
<Theogony> odd
<Theogony> one of the playboy playmates kinda looks like my mom
<Theogony> hmm
<Theogony> quite strange
#300584
Matthew: It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook. We have 11 friends in common. I need new friends.
#41979
<ToiletDuck> Leaving Montreal for Quebec, I decide to make a stop at one of those rest areas on the side of the road.
<ToiletDuck> As I go in the washroom the first stall is taken so I go in the second stall.
<ToiletDuck> As I sit down I hear a voice from the next stall...
<ToiletDuck> "Hi there, how is it going?"
<FTW> .....okay
<ROFLcopta> riiiiihgt
<ToiletDuck> I'm not the type to strike up conversations with strangers in washrooms on the side of the road. I didn't know what to do so finally I say: "Not bad..."
<ToiletDuck> The voice says: "So, what are you doing?"
<ToiletDuck> Talk about your dumb questions.
<ROFLcopta> ...
<ToiletDuck> I am starting to find this a bit weird, but I say: "Well, I'm just going to the bathroom, then I'm going back east..."
<ToiletDuck> Then I hear the person say all flustered:
<ToiletDuck> "Look I'll call you back, every time I ask you a question - this idiot in the next stall answers me..."
#297574
<Havokroft> \o/
<Panzerwurst> I shall steal your slash keys
<Panzerwurst> so you can't cheer any more
<Havokroft> o
#10964
<Flash> you can start it by typing alt+F4
<Digimon> wot does that do
<FanBoy> and a little window will pop up
<FanBoy> its a secret
*** Digimon has quit
<FanBoy> it is an IQ test
#37995
<Public> Hyacinth says, "Did Fleur done you wrong again, Pyro? =((("
<Public> Sir_Pyro says, "yeah, I guess you could say that Hya. She's no vagina, she just does not eat meat."
<Public> Sir_Pyro says, "Stupid spell cheker"
<Public> dr.e0r says, "ahahahahah"
<Public> Hyacinth says, "HEH"
<Public> Hyacinth says, "OH MAN OH MAN"
<Public> Sir_Pyro says, "*vegan"
<Public> dr.cello_laco says, "man"
<Public> dr.cello_laco says, "I actually laughed out loud at that one"
<Public> Hyacinth says, "That was like the spellchecker replacement goof of the century."
Comment: From 8bitmush (http://8bit.memoryleak.org/)
#2683
<PolestaR> nah you can survive short periods
<PolestaR> in space
<PolestaR> but its cold isnt it aswell
<PolestaR> I donno for sure
#310012
<Killswitch> I bet all the cool math nerds call each other algebros
#17212
<DarkMyst> Where do Babies come from? The woman or the man????
<OlEnglish> the stork
<OlEnglish> but who fucks the stork?
<DarkMyst> good question
#33215
<kisama2> fucking imacs
<kisama2> fucking suck dicks
<kisama2> i'm sitting here trying to use this imac
<kisama2> because all the other computers are broken
<kisama2> or in use
<kisama2> MOTHERFUCKER
<kisama2> mouse freezes every 10 seconds
<kisama2> for about a minute
<kisama2> all i can do is type fucking IRC RAGE
<kisama2> into this channel
<kisama2> its so horrible
Comment: #GeekIssues on EFNet
#3362
<Dllem> "another expressed his desire to try "onal sex." We're not sure what that is, but it sounds kinky."
#12304
<@Breathe> Server announcement: >>Attention please: We are about to reset the Linuxguy server to upgrade the chat softweare. This will cause you to disconnect. You should be able to reconnect right away. If you have any problems, please let us know in #magicstar.. We will reset linuxguy in 2 minutes.<<
<@Breathe> I love it. "If you can't reconnect, come into a channel and let us know!"
#12079
<Meekitty> One day, I will become a Fairy Prince.
<Meekitty> This involves a sex change, killing thousands of dragonflies, and a multitude of staples.
#55243
<Foxhill> shagging someone who dont move is like humping a warm vibrator that doesnt vibrate and farts in its sleep
#309461
* strcat just has to figure out how to integrate it into the build process :)
<cmr> good luck
<cmr> those makefiles look like small animals could get lost and die in them
#303335
<noms> I WANT TACOS.
* Burrito has quit (Quit: Leaving)
#16896
<Linguica> yeah if i was a girl i bet i would give good head
#8350
<Chubbzilla|UC> AVATARS
<Chubbzilla|UC> OMG NO
<Chubbzilla|UC> THEY WILL USE UP MY UNLIMITED BANDWIDTH
<Boko> ok
<Boko> i'll turn them off then
#36453
<Jaeger> toms playing Call of Duty and he told me smokings bad for health
<Jaeger> his reason
<Jaeger> you can't move cos you can only use one hand