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#51533
<val1s> anyone know any hassidik jewish porn websites i can redirect my old companies website to?
#88639
<Apollo> lmao, that reminds me of when ryan had the INCREDIBLE plan to submit a quote to bash. The gimmick was that each time it was rejected, he'd add another line and resubmit it until it was accepted XD
<Trinexx> how did that turn out?
<red_ryan> well, its been over a year and they still havent moderated the third attempt.
#301268
Phoon: Well, I got my GRE tentative scores back
Phoon: Verbal: 710.
Phoon: Quantitative: 800.
Ros: How'd you do on the bikini part?
Phoon: Ros: Better than expected. Only two of the judges vomited.
#302893
<@teleolurian> if i were going to try fetishes
<@teleolurian> hair spitting would be #1
<@teleolurian> making her roll up a shadowrun character would be #2
<@minipulator> i realize that fetishes are sort of, by definition, not the norm, but i'm pretty sure at least one other person has to be into it to be considered a fetish
Comment: #smash on BashZen
#296081
<urbex> neat....Niagara Falls is ~12,000 years old
<dopey> what was there 12,001 years ago?
<Bunsen> The interesting thing about Niagara Falls is the way it's been eating its way up the river over those tens of thousands of years.
<Bunsen> When it gets back to Lake Erie, it'll pretty much drain the lake and reduce it to the Erie River.
<niteshad> Bunsen: that'll suck for all those ports along Lake Erie, like Cleveland.
<dopey> niteshad: Not at all. It just means that cleveland can expand north like it has longed to do for ~12,000 years.
<Bunsen> niteshad: If we're not shipping goods in fusion-powered spacecraft by the time it happens, then we suck as a species and deserve the fate of having to build more Cleveland.
#35718
< Hossmann> school now
< Hossmann> later
-!- Hossmann is now known as Hossmann[zZzZ]
#14429
<DownstairsVex> we need mirc for unix
<PrincessLeia2> i think mirc for unix would be a sin %)
<DownstairsVex> but i'd rather laugh with the sinners then cry wit the saints
#56987
Caffeinated Soap: haha we were at the mall of Georgia talking about how it was a magnet for pedophiles and how w/ like half the chicks there we could just say don't ask how old I am and I won't ask how old you are
Caffeinated Soap: and we were talking about this while waiting for an elevator
Caffeinated Soap: so we get in the elevator
Caffeinated Soap: and there are some maybe 14-16 yr old chicks behind us, and one starts to get on the elevator and one goes no, no we can't get on with them
#23672
* Spades has quit IRC (Remote host closed the connection)
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<Spades> and that was the power button..... x.x
#45472
<ProfGlitch> hahaha, how ironic:
<ProfGlitch> "USA/Japan's [StarCraft] match ended in America's favor after their Terran player resolved two nuclear attacks on the Japanese team's main bases."
#154728
<Fox> I did a job in a house completely totaled by katrina today
<Fox> everything was ruined, destroyed, broken, except one thing
<Fox> a goku figurine
#31557
<CanOfSpam> I spent my lunchbreak at work stealing my neighbor's wife, kicking his ass, and getting her pregnant.
<CanOfSpam> The Sims is the way to be!
<CanOfSpam> Im gonna nap for 2 hours and think about whether to show up at work.
<CanOfSpam> bbl
<emil^> cos - have fun!
<Glock21> You'll be sitting at your computer after days of insomnia... you're work habits will go to hell, your personal relationships will suffer, you'll go broke... and as you're sitting there in the middle of the night with a full bladder you suddenly realize that your sim has with a great deal of your own personal effort...
<Glock21> ...has a great job, a great house full of great stuff, a great girlfriend, plenty of sleep, a better computer than you, and is happier, healthier, and made it to the bathroom just fine because you suffer for him.
Comment: EFNet #politics
#16237
<MadHack-> i net 4200
<MadHack-> whereas i gross 6,666.66
<MadHack-> give or take
<MadHack-> quite the beastly salary
<MadHack-> 666 666 :(
<MadHack-> well, .67 i guess, technically
* MadHack- saves his soul through rounding
#34992
<Bolwerk> You know what's so great about the advance of WiFi internet? There used to be Internet pornography around you going through the wires all the time. Now the Internet pornography is literally being transmitted through you. George W. Bush must love the thought that binary data representing people fencing each other with their cocks is passing right through him all the time now.
#301336
<allesklar> So I went to the bar. Asked for a drink Haitian style. The bartender looked at my funny, I said Shaken, not Stirred
#28302
<Talaysen> ...I used to get an erection watching the My Little Pony movie. I didn't know what it was but I kind of liked the feeling.
#5345
<Ramen> When my penis grows in size at the site of a naked male, then I'll believe I'm gay.
#141584
<Crucius> I had the best race home from work today
<Crucius> I pull out from work on my motorbike, and theres a guy on another bike right next to me, who sees me and like takes off
<Crucius> so I take off after him, and we're like dodging in and out of traffic hard out
<moxie> lol
<Crucius> and we stop at a set of lights, next to this guy on a scooter
<Crucius> lights go green and we're off again
<Crucius> doing like 120ish in a 50 zone
<moxie> lawd
<Crucius> get to the next set of lights
<Crucius> and like a minute later, the guy on the scooter arrives agaibn
<Crucius> lights change, and we're off again, but we get hed up by a big assed queue of traffic we cant get past
<moxie> D:
<Crucius> so we're sitting there waiting
<Crucius> and the guy on the scooter goes by in the cycle lane
<Crucius> and we just hung our heads
#8200
<Synoptica> dismantled my comp; cleaned everything, hopefully that will fix these fkn freezes
<Synoptica> did last time =/
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<Syn-Away> @&*@##!
#2789
<brucet> i pay for my internet access - i pay you to HELP me .. so someone better start to tell me how to do it or i'm going to complain about you to my ISP
<brucet> HAHA - you wont call me a lamer when u get sacked by the ISP - i have just wrote an e-mail to them now explaining that you wont help!!
#2915
<EFX> What's a dikfor?
#301827
<prote> apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
#298760
<Jason Iscariot> To me, every commercial just advertises TiVo.
#35472
<livewireo> i tried, but i couldnt see my penis through all the vomit
<everest> ah, college
#57699
< plasmadis> Woman successfully smuggles gun into prison by hiding it in the one place only a woman can hide an object. Is found out after gun fires when she tries to sit down
< plasmadis> pwned