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#49662
adthelad: when Mario Kart DS comes out
adthelad: i'm going to draw a cock on my car
adthelad: DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING, DID YOU NINTENDO
#3631
<mightyflo> scum: who's "fresh" games?
<ScumDog> mighty - Eidos's new division that is dedicated to bringing over weird imports to the US
<ScumDog> their first titles are Ka and Bravo Music
<TURBOMEAT> and Duel Legaia Saga or whatever
<ScumDog> being released as "Mister Mosquito" and "Mad Maestro"
<metroid23> their first two titles have nothing but "m" words
<ScumDog> what's the Legaia thing called in the US?
<ScumDog> Merlin's Mage Mania?
#5495
<roded> i have one last thing i can try
*** roded has quit IRC (Read error: 54 (Connection reset by peer))
#59739
Camper Man: There must have been a power outage
Camper Man: No ones online
Benbread: No, you're just unpopular
#8148
<Kiler> Watching Jerry Springer makes me so glad I'm not poor white trash
*** Kiler was kicked by Joe_ (What? You're rich white trash now?)
#16396
<sev0> remember in school?
<sev0> remember the kids upside down stuffed into the garbage can?
<sev0> 20 years later, ircops.
<sev0> do the math
#309889
<Zelest> I downloaded a porno today...
<Zelest> Which started with a HUGE dubstep drop
<Zelest> Biggest turn off ever
#13996
<killah667> shit i left my jacket in another channel!!
<madlib> wich one!?
<killah667> #lobby
#23481
<Darth-Phenom> The term "African-American" is archaic and implies racial difference
<Darth-Phenom> Pigmentally challenged is the correct term
<Squinky> Actually pigmentally challenged implies a lack of pigmentation
<Darth-Phenom> Squinky, they aren't called "coloured folk" for nothing
<Darth-Phenom> Oh, fuck
<Darth-Phenom> I just out-stupided myself
#26214
<Dekkon> SHE HAS DSL
<Killrbyte> Digital Subscriber Line?
<nyisles> is it from Speakeasy?
<Killrbyte> Tell her to get cable. Its faster.
<Dekkon> DICK SUCKING LIPS
<Dekkon> DAMN NERDS
#46292
RecursiveBadger: I had one guy today whos dxdiag report I have saved onto my desktop to cheer me up in the future
Slacker: Do elaborate..
RecursiveBadger: We sent him the generic request for system specs, which is basically "send us your dxdiag report, or at least your Processor, Manufacturer, etc etc"
RecursiveBadger: So he'd taken our email
RecursiveBadger: Printed it
RecursiveBadger: Written beside each point what his system had
RecursiveBadger: Scanned his print-out in
RecursiveBadger: And attached the scans as jpegs
#34068
<IceWizard> hmmm
<IceWizard> i cant figure out this..
<IceWizard> im supposed to set my clocks back 1 hour
<IceWizard> so how can I make my vcr start flashing 11:00 instead of 12:00?
#17246
<[H]Mephisto_kur_srv_> nArKeD... How flexible is your morality?
<nArKeD> what morals?
<0dan0> that is the right answer
#27356
<Fall> sif xhtml 1.0 trans
<Fall> sifn't xhtml 1.1
<nicko2K> sif xhtml :P~
<Fall> sifn't html 3.0 with <font>
<nicko2K> i want <div> to bare my children
<nicko2K> and <tr> can be my whipping boy
<Fall> "spread your legs, <div>, and I'll insert my <body> into your <frame>"
<Fall> oh god, that so doesn't conform :P
#8255
<shagman> k, keep words like cock and fuck out of here
* Runnigan fucks shagman with his cock
#35042
<@penisbird> people at my school have a very annoying habit of puttin shit all over the cars in the parking lot
<@penisbird> like ribbons or fliers
<@penisbird> they tie ribbons to your antenna and they're impossible to take off w/o some sorta knife
<@penisbird> I should bring my UPS and connect the HOT wire to my car antenna
#39781
<phil> alright, guess what song i'm drumming on my keyboard
<phil> jhjhjhjhjhjhjhjhjhjhjhjhjhjhjhjhjhjhjhjhjhjhjhjhjhjhjhjhjhjhj
<ecks> wipeout....
<phil> wtf how'd you know?
<ecks> we're at a LAN party and you're sitting right behind me, dumbass
<phil> touche sir, touche
#233459
(phncs) what is the midwest good for
(phncs) other than giving stupid people political clout
(Iridium) lots of cows and no questions asked
#302911
<+psypete> sometimes i want to poop
<+psypete> but then i try to go and i can't
<+psypete> and i feel like i've let myself down
<+ashi> It is natural to become attached to something you carry inside you for an extended period of time.
<+ashi> Feeling it grow ... and move.
<+ashi> Still, you have to let go when the time comes.
<+rowboat> thats some shitty advice
#15603
*** treker has joined #ircop
<treker> what is this channel for?
<_zenon> sex channel treker
<treker> AH, I see...
<treker> well then by all means, go ahead, have fun...i'll just go run some errands.
#27278
<|Moopy|> My ass will heal...Its like wolverine
<Deltron> its hairy and smells?
<|Moopy|>Yups and heals fast
<Deltron> you'd be popular in jail then
#77966
<jsoftw> What is the function in php that fast forwards the time of day to 5pm so I can go home?
<ericz> mktime?
<jsoftw> I tried that but its still 2pm
<Anthony2> sleep()
<jsoftw> I tried that too but angry_boss() conflicts it
<Anthony2> die()
<jsoftw> No that means I dont get to do interesting things on the weekend
Comment: ##php on freenode
#3969
<blazemore> these japanese guys walked up to me and my friend and started talking to us
<blazemore> and asking which bands we like
<blazemore> so we started naming some off but they hadn't heard of any of them
<blazemore> then i'm like "uh... guns 'n roses"
<blazemore> and they're all "oh yes, we like them very much!"
<ScumDog> you should've whistled "patience" to them
<ScumDog> as a universal message of love
<ScumDog> it transcends the spoken word
#686
<Kacey> if I wsa president, I would change the "In God We Trust"
to "In Goats We Thrust"
#11721
<]AoV[Virus|OGC> anyone know an altanative to napster?
<TIK|wombat> Walmart
<]AoV[Virus|OGC> can ya dcc it?