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#295197
<huy> I didn't even know I knew 20 positions.
<Swick> There's a poster at the mall with sex positions on it.
<Crazy> Swick: That's an iPod ad.
#18730
<sprite> blah
<sprite> outlook died
<sprite> uh oh.
<sprite> outlook's really dead
<barr> you underestimate the power of the dark side
* sprite watches outlook slowly corrupt her applications
#9192
<les_savy_fav> all i know is mr.Ed was really a mr, because he went on to have a distinguished career as a porno actor in denmark
#17172
* C|3avag3 has quit IRC (Quit: Wh0 Am |? U sure u wanna know? If somebody told u i was just your average ordinary guy, not a care in the world, somebody lied! This is my gift! It is my curse! Who am |? |'m Spider-Man!!!)
<Seaker> And lamest quit message of the day goes to C|3avag3
* Att|tude^ has quit IRC (Quit: I can't go on, I know not what to do, My heart is worn, I feel as If I'm through, Please believe in me. 'Cause what I need is for you.... To believe in me.)
<Seaker> Woah, tough competition today ... I think today we'll have to call it a draw.
* Love-snack has quit IRC (Quit: Quit playing games with my heart cause baby you're breaking my heart , I LOVE YOU FOREVER XXX)
<Seaker> *DING DING* WE HAVE A WINNER!!
#48908
<@hydro|> fuck drinking
<@hydro|> imho
<@sxh> word, fuck drinking
<@hydro|> people get uppity when i say that
<@hydro|> because they think i'm trying to say getting stoned makes me better
<@hydro|> and i am saying that
#303044
<+dlong> I wonder if I could do a thesis on Super Mario Bros. as an allegory for drugs and rape
[@tank] o_O
[@tank] i think you could
[@tank] drugs yes
[@tank] rape...idk
[@tank] where does the rape come in
<+dlong> tank: Bowser kidnaps Peach in Super Mario Bros.
[@tank] yes
<+dlong> In Super Mario Bros. 3, he suddenly has 7 kids
#103236
<Liquid> dude. I haven't visisted youtube in weeks
<Liquid> I'm cured!
#300358
<Fax> en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rapeseed
<Fax> because if you write nutrition information labels for a living you need to get your kicks from somewhere
<Fax> I'd totally do stuff like "Polyethylene Monosodium Carbonate (Vitamin A, Vitamin B4, Vitamin lol this doesn't even exist I just made it up...but let's see you eat it NOW. Man I can't believe you're even still reading this. Go outside.)"
<lolfighter> Vitamin lol DOES exist.
<lolfighter> It was an experimental food additive developed in the very late 70s.
<lolfighter> By the early 80s a few human experiments had been made.
<lolfighter> My mother was strapped for cash, so she participated.
<lolfighter> She didn't know she was pregnant at the time.
<lolfighter> I was the result.
<lolfighter> The records were sealed after that and all research abandoned.
#8294
<tytyt> the--kav if you were not a man I'd hug you
<deepcut> but as it is, he's too afraid of his own latent homosexuality to dare
<tytyt> there are support group for that
<deepcut> tytyt: I was referring to you
#5416
<DrWoody> i do'nt belkivein drinkng
#302858
<wenqi> projection just means where is the point on the plane
<Withad> bleh. i shall get to that at some point.
<Withad> or maybe i'll just find somewhere quiet to curl up and die.
<wenqi> try library 4th or 5th floor, those are pretty quiet
<kenmcfa> or 3rd?
<wenqi> 3 is ok but i think it's a no wifi floor
#68954
<MrZodiac> oh man
<MrZodiac> this is so awkward
<MrZodiac> This girl who I boink now and again is in an open relationship with a dude I knew in college
<MrZodiac> This past weekend she and I made merry, and I threw ropey jets of jism all over her and some of the furnature we were making merry on
<MrZodiac> And I used a towel to clean her and the furnature off
<MrZodiac> So the guy sends me a myspace IM today asking me which towel I used
<MrZodiac> ugh
<MrZodiac> I feel weird
Comment: #bifemunix on EFnet
#40412
<nirv> i got kicked out of barnes and noble once for moving all the bibles into the fiction section
#49724
<ihate_tuz> and where did you get this ridiculus idea that i hate you?
<_tuz> geee, i wonder.
#16175
<KAboomy> I used to be afraid of bees
<KAboomy> now I'm just afraid of mayonaise
#32099
<^gangster> jalljo: and btw, whats marijuana?
<jalljo> its a hacker term.
#104
<madog-> my gf bought me a shirt 'Got Root?'
<Erich> madog: now now, no confusing your gf for your mom
#4400
<GPF> Quake, Quake II, Quake III....three universes joined by one common theme....BROWN.
#31324
<Vorbis> hentai games are sooooo boring
<Portable591> They aren't even games.
<Portable591> It's like getting yourself off with an interactive powerpoint presentation.
Comment: #raspberryheaven at mircx
#46199
<DrWorm> shit
<putaid> what?
<DrWorm> I just fucked over Josh bad
<putaid> how?
* Joshinator has joined #myhead
<DrWorm> I screwed his girlfriend
<Joshinator> who the what now?
Comment: he found out :-X
#308489
<acenasir> asl angel?
<Tech_Angel> Dude, did you really just use asl?
<IT_Sean> He did.
<IT_Sean> HE MUST BE PUNISHED!
* IT_Sean gets the bullwhip, the mustard, and the geckos
<Tech_Angel> the geckos? you really are serious
<IT_Sean> Yup.
* Tech_Angel leaves Sean to play with acenasir while she gets lunch
* IT_Sean gives acenasir a 10 second head start
<adamaze> run boy
Comment: #spiceworks / freenode
#7876
<Syclopse> my god you again
<gesus> dislexia?
<gesus> i'm sure you meant to say "you my god again"
#56878
<Turtles> I really wouldn't mind if an old lady took a dump on my chest.
<Lovespuds> ...
<Lovespuds> ...Dude.
<Turtles> Er.
<Turtles> That was the wrong window.
<Lovespuds> Turtles, there is no such thing as the right window for that.
#30830
Chad: Wanna come over later for Delicious Turkey Gumbo and to talk about All Things Sinthetik?
sushispook: can't... girl and i have a nice evening planned wherein she is making roast fuck
sushispook: EEP
sushispook: duck
#6434
<Cheetah> heh, someone else who was on my box didn't like my lack of bitchx ...
<sig11> heh?
<Cheetah> bitchx
<Cheetah> BitchX
<Cheetah> for fucks..
<Cheetah> (from .bash_history)
<Cheetah> who actually types things like for fucks.. into their shell?