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#73760
<+psych0sys> as long as your farts dont smell like vasoline youre golden
<@Spirilis> what if they do?
<+psych0sys> means jk0s been watching you sleep
#38015
<Jaime> this asshole pops up on my msn and he's like
<Jaime> "I hate Indians...they never use smilies, just metaphors and shit"
<Jaime> and I was like...what?
<Jaime> and he's like I'm writing a book report and I have to find a smilie
<Jaime> and I go...why would a book have a smilie?
<Jaime> and then he goes...can you read? I said simile (which he did when I re-read it)
#24647
<Mara> so I'm like 'oh no! my new service sucks ass!'
<Mara> and then I'm like.....hey.....what's this at my feet
<Mara> it's the cable, I kept knockin' it out
<Mara> *phew*
#307555
Sarig: problem with satelites is ping
Sarig: You don't know what lightspeed is until you try to game over a geostationary satelite
#128655
<Kitty> I'm not a vegetarian because I like animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.
#31235
<Kaelic> Broadband, although more expensive than dial-up, is actually saving me money through excessive piracy.
#50857
<%robert> we should do a group suicide
<%robert> it could be fun
<%robert> and if not, well, we just won't do it again
Comment: #wpi
#4325
<nitrifik_> damn, I have to leave in 10. I haven't even eaten. :|
<mightyflo> irc is a cruel mistress
<nitrifik_> not as cruel as real mistresses.
<mightyflo> you get what you pay for
#19798
<D3adlode> http://decoy.iamod.com/badday.jpg
<D3adlode> ...
<Taylor> thanks for that D3adlode
<D3adlode> you're welcome
<MaDCoW[sleep]> ;s
<FaQz0r[zof]> hahah
<Taylor> no really, thanks for showing me the picture of a FUCKING PENIS, while my mum walks in with a drink YOU COMPLETE SHITHEAD, at least provide a damn warning
#6146
<DeMaci> i was def taller than you at nats
<BDavis> i was in a wheelchair
#113987
<Kodan> I hate lawyers.
<Dwing> I'm a lawyer.
<Dwing> I AM OFFENDED BY YOUR STATEMENT!
<Dwing> <Sues>
<Kodan> <Counter-sues>
<Dwing> <Counter-Counter-Sues>
<Kodan> <Counter-counter-counter-sues>
<Dwing> <Counter-Counter-Counter-Counter-Sues>
<Kodan> <Spray paints self black>
<Kodan> <Pulls out the race card>
<Kodan> OH LAWD! THE WHITE MAN BE A PUTTIN' ME DOWN!
<Kodan> <Calls Al Sharpton>
<Dwing> ...
<Dwing> I bow to your superior tactic D:
#21682
<dbl-d> tinkerbel hates me today :)
<b> I think she's hating everyone today
<schmolli> hate her back
<b> Eh, I find it irritates people who hate me more if I'm obsessively friendly back to them.
<schmolli> I would think that it would irritate them more if you slashed their tires and burned down their house
<b> you may have a point
#41723
<@IceWizard> hurry up!
<@IceWizard> someone make a website
<@IceWizard> "Vote for Kerry, Get a free IPOD!!!"
#61575
SC ALTHACK: somehow emotional final goodbuys seem to have less meaning when you get home an hour later and can talk to the person online like nothing happened
#9494
<normaliamnot> u ppl here about this building, i think it called, trade center, or big trade center or something?
<normaliamnot> it broken
#310347
<Rozzie-mob> Ohok
<Rozzie-mob> Apparently when I was younger I ate the dogs worming tablets
<Rozzie-mob> But it was okay because I took the correct dosage
#2483
<jason> life is like a rental car, you fuck it up, and give it back.
#3433
<kolby> Allow me to be serious. Kolby serious? Yea right. Well I'm kinda drunk and feel like getting a few things off my chest. See I'm not even supposed to be alive right now. When my mom was giving birth there was a big problem. I was suffocating and I almost died.
<Wes> how were you suffocating?
<kolby> See what happend is that my dick was wrapped around my neck 8 times.
#300375
<jspath> woohoo perl 5.10 and // !
<abryan> hey jim are you using the // operator?
<abryan> I've been avoiding using any 5.10 features... but I guess we can start since we're running it most everywhere now
<ben_alman> i use the // operator in javascript
<ben_alman> whenever i encounter some of jim's code
<ben_alman> i just use that operator and everything works again
#60446
<Celestar> I can't believe this
<Celestar> I'm sitting in front of my screen with a magnifying class an count pixels
<Prof_Frink> 1020..1021..1022..1023! The bastards!
#4397
<Sassy> if the GC ends up sucking, i will start calling it the LameCube and reap the benefits of my witticisms
#235969
< topgun17> ion: reop me
< topgun17> or else
-!- mode/#sdf [+o topgun17] by ion
< jakethom> or else what
<@topgun17> I never come back again
-!- mode/#sdf [-o topgun17] by ion
#54848
<GSGold> that reminds me of some robot from power rangers
<GSGold> back when i thoguht that show as cool when i was 5
<GSGold> in retrospect that's probably why i am who i am today
<Elyscape> yes
<Elyscape> yes, that's why
#51650
<hylix> Syntacs, I know where you live.
<Syntacs> Big deal, I've known that for years.
<hylix> i've sent a team of magical sheep to mutton bomb your house
<Syntacs> And they were delicious.
<hylix> you baa-stard.
#37558
<@David> Yay I get laid today! Been a month.... needing it by now
<@Sony> ...........
<@Sony> TMI TMI TMI
<@David> Only a few hundred pounds but its better than nothing
<Malpine> Thanks for the info
<@David> eh?
<@David> damn i meant PAID
<@David> I get PAID today
<@David> dammit
Comment: ZiRC