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#55223
< finn> I let god decide if I'm going to school tomorrow or not, by just not setting an alarm
< finn> "if god wanted me to be in school today, he woulda woken me up"
#20113
<scabb> I AM AN OBESE AMERICAN.
<scabb> AN AMERICAN, IN OTHER WORDS
<scabb> I'M SCARED OF CAFFEINE!
<scabb> ARGH! THE COFFEE WILL GIVE ME HEART ATTACKS!
<scabb> THE LARD THAT I EAT WON'T, BUT COFFEE WILL
<scabb> 17 BIG MACS! BUT HOLD THE COFFEE! CAFFEINE GIVES ME HEART ATTACKS!
#50632
<typobox43> I have absolutely zero interest in sharing (all of) my bookmarks. My bookmarks, for the most part, reflect my changing interests and surf habits over time. I would consider it a fairly serious breach of personal privacy were those to be tracked (or trackable). If I decide to share my bookmarks, I want the option for it to be anonymous, and I want it to be able to share only particular subsets of my entire collection.
<demeteloaf> typo doesn't want people knowing about his fetish for emus taking vicious dumps.
<typobox43> I don't bookmark sites I go to daily.
#309357
<Sorts> Mind. Blown.
<pooryoric> ...What a charmingly tiny explosion. :P
#16107
* altair is leaving to go out into the big blue room
<altair> thi big BRIGHT blue room...
<g-o-d> you mean outside?
<altair> g-o-d: yes
<altair> with the yellow Daystar
<g-o-d> and the green and sometimes black carpet
<altair> yeah...
<g-o-d> cool
#10264
<lungfish> your job like involved relocation AND gay sex
<Rottencrotch> wuts ur point
<LuftWaffle-away> he didnt want to relocate
#42149
<J3anyus> shit, i'm very conservative but god damn, legalize weed
<richo_> if you had weed and alcohol legal
<richo_> and after 2 months
<richo_> asked the population which one should be outlawed..
<richo_> it'd pry be the one that causes daddy to hit you
<richo_> not the one that causes daddy to cook extra kraft dinner
#17900
<Shadowline> kinda quite in here lately ? What seems to be the problem ?
<PovRayMan> fap fap fap
#279371
<samsim> The human penis may have 1,687.5 TerraBytes/sec bandwidth but you get hell of packet loss
#230078
<heros> LOL, dude, I set up this little box on the side of my car
<heros> and theres a button on it with a sign, "Do not press"
<heros> and when you press it the car alarm goes off
<jeff> lol nice
<heros> so I'm gonna count how many people do it in a week
<heros> brb
<jeff> where u going?
<heros> car alarm went off
#180183
cycon365: it's strange how the internet is the information superhighway
cycon365: and yet we still can't spell worth shit
cycon365: i mean, there's five dictionaries on the internet, just search for it
cbaman: well.....Dictionary is kinda a big word for some people.
#2381
<Spyre-> the beers just sit there, silently staring, and mocking the mistakes my animal mind makes sometimes
#34235
<port-> MadDwarf please take a bow
<MadDwarf> sorry , but I DON'T bend over in this channel
Comment: #windowsxp efnet
#39758
<@crustgod> dude I fucked up again today
<@Xanthi> ?
<@crustgod> some chick was hitting on me, she said like "you can't resist me" and I was like "yeah I can" and she was like "not if I put your head between my legs" and I was like "I don't care, I'm nekro"
<@crustgod> =(
<@Xanthi> ..
Comment: #blackdeath-cult
#88403
<[ka]killer> what if you just took all the servers on the internet and networked them all together....
<[ka]killer> wait...
<[ka]killer> never mind.
#18551
<@OlDirtyB> YOU NEED A GLASS OF STFU
<Splash> can you actually put that in a glass?
#33453
<Hamhocks> if taking a huge shit is anything like playing chess, consider me the next garry kasparov
#26282
mzazchw: just then i felt my side
mzazchw: and i was like "why do i have a scab???"
mzazchw: then i looked at it
mzazchw: .............................
mzazchw: .... it was dried cum
#2470
<Fade_> heh, truent, you have a big fat dick up my ass
<Fade_> err your ass
#75339
* Gangstar (~Gangstar@538ee73.1366fc9a.ma.comcast.net) has joined #wpi
<@UnityDivide> well, more accurately, "Grievous hunted Jedi for sport and kept his victims' lightsabers as trophies of his conquests within his cloak."
<+Toba> hi Gangstar
<+Toba> fyi we aren't always giant star wars nerds
<Gangstar> i am
Comment: #wpi
#26327
<DigDug> deth needs to get in touch with his inner child
<BlackDeth> i tried touching my inner child and he threatened to bring statuatory rape charges against me
#29479
Plex: Mom just called to tell me she?s coming home now
Plex: What am I supposed to say to that? ?thanks for letting me know, I'll finish jacking off now"
* Plex is now away: Busy
#22893
<Ch33ky> is this the internet?
#4630
<eblank> it's funny how computers can make you have balls.
<eblank> because if you ever yelled at me with such force in real life,
<eblank> i'd probably already be seeing if you fit into a wendy's biggie-size cup.
#62436
<Omi> When I have kids
<Omi> And they say the boogie man is gonna get them
<Omi> I'll tell them not to worry, that me and the boogie man have a deal.
<Omi> He wont eat my kids as long as he gets his milk and cookies
<Omi> Then they'll think Santa is the boogie man.