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#251320
Zac2: "Scientists Find Gene That Makes You Good at Halo Also Makes You a Premature Ejaculator"
Jed_Reality: New Macbooks announced.
#56538
+PrinceVen : porn spam just doesn't make sense anymore
+PrinceVen : "You always wanted to use your penis as a billard's cue"
#3409
<grifferz> what is more funny is when dalnet EB sends a message to their mailing lists saying "don't talk about this issue, kill the thread" thus ensuring the thread will never, ever end
<grifferz> it is like a reverse godwin
#426
<ck10k> is there any site where you can dig up data on someone if you have their social security number?
<lux> hahah
<ck10k> damnit. the information age my ass
#10025
<a_passerby> I want a :D drive instead of a D: drive
#52978
CP8948: I am going to hurt myself jerking my bow like that...
Comment: she plays violin..
#216997
<Shii> ethane, mcdonalds can be a fun and rewarding job
<Shii> to get fired from
<Cpl_Ethane> Shii: I worked there, over uhm
<Cpl_Ethane> 15 years ago
<Cpl_Ethane> and I got fired
<Shii> what for?
<Cpl_Ethane> shii: you know those paper burger king crowns that BK used to hand out? I showed up to work wearing one
Comment: #raspberryheaven
#3360
<kolby> i dont think the number of times ive jacked off to britney spears can be calculated
<kolby> it never gets old
<kolby> i think that's what love is
#304895
< jMCg> With something's not right I meant: I just measured my temperature, and although I feel hot, it says 34.
< jMCg> I think I should try that again.
< jMCg> Much better results: 35.8
< jMCg> Lets see what it says when I put it in m
< apanek-work> ...
< jMCg> y tea.
#281910
<Gregabyte_> huh... apparently the mayor of Birmingham has been arrested for corruption
<Gregabyte_> and the city is on the edge of bankruptcy
* brimstone turns on the bat sign
<I-MOD> nice....
<MrWorld> Yeah, Alabama Batman is great. The Bat-truck really hauls ass
<Gregabyte_> his arch nemeses include the Possum, Literacy Man, and the Dentist
<MrWorld> And don't forget Alabama Joker
<MrWorld> he may be just a pig in a bunch of clown makeup, but he's still a formidable opponnent
#24370
<mindsnare> 48%
<mindsnare> bah
<mindsnare> hurry up bangbus
<saboteur> is that like netbus?
#4816
<kanin> if (User->HasAppropriateBook()) { while (User->LacksClue()) { User->ReadAppropriateBook(); } }
else { while(User->HasNotGottenAppripriateBook()) {User->StumbleAroundHalfAssedInTheDark(); User->WhineOnIRC(); } }
#18433
* MFornal remembers when he used to sit on here all night, every night.
<Sprinkle> yea, we do too.
<Sprinkle> thank god you left
#62191
<&Erik> you at work?
<linuxillegal> yes
<&Erik> i didnt think bike stealing had internet access
<linuxillegal> when you franchise, theres possibilities
#29112
<Dekkon> i wonder what it takes to join the cia
<Ken-wr0k> suck a lot of dick
<Dekkon> then your mom must be way up there in the ranks
#77336
<zap> What's worse iggy?
<iggy> what?
<zap> Giving your boss the system documentation, all 800 pages of swedish-chef York-desh-born Bork Bork Bork and visio diagrams of many chefs interconnected with kitchen utilities and wiring with various details
<zap> (ie, IP: BORK.BORK.BORK.BORK, System Name: Borka_de_Borka!)
<zap> or finding out that, with the help of the manual, he restored approximately /40GB/ of data spanning 3 DLT tapes (in a very unfriendly autoloader), to the proper locations, with the proper permissions, having never done this before?
<iggy> wtf
<zap> Thats what I thought.
<zap> Even more interestingly, he hasn't commented on the booklet or asked me about it. He did, however, let a bork slip as he was leaving for lunch today after asking some dumb questions about licensing.
<iggy> ...
#12365
* SoulStealer is back -[ auto-away after 60 minutes idle ]- gone 9 hr 24 min 38 s
<SoulStealer> skold
<SoulStealer> Think you should add a global command in Cygnus? /notice $*.net get's annoying.
<SoulStealer> guess not.
*** Parts: SoulStealer (NeonNitrat@user-24-214-140-218.knology.net)
<@skold> uh
<@skold> the guy idles for 9 HOURS and leaves in 10 seconds when i dont answer him
#311181
<Maali> hm, google scholar fucked up the autogenerated description of my phd thesis
<Maali> it basically shows broken random crap like A#$*UAD $FFVCVADFHSD *OIRWEIUNC and then 'by darwin himself'
<Maali> looks like darwin was summoning the kthulhu so i wont even bother changing the description, it's just perfect!
#305249
xxx: Is it just me or is Windos a misnomer?
Jef: ?
xxx: WinDOS
xxx: Win Disk Operating System
xxx: Whilst it isn't Win at all.
Jef: I thought it was windows.
xxx: What should we name your new operating system? Hmm, well, there is a window....
xxx: wait
xxx: Oh wow
xxx: There is a W there
xxx: That invalidates 3 years worth of thought
#18465
<jitspoe> friends, heh! Social interaction! Heh, a game programmer craves not these things!
#46063
<Genocidal> I tell you, when a homosexual is sucking your cock, a lot of strange thoughts go through your head: How the hell did this happen? Where did this fairy ever get the idea that I was gay? And where did he get those fantastic boots?
#306189
<%Mehcore> I want a band called 1023MB
<%Mehcore> We'd never get a gig though
#309615
< froggey> ALARM!!! SENSIBLE DESIGN CHOICE SPOTTED IN PERL!! DANGER DANGER DANGER!
#270018
<Steve_Restless> "Yer drive is dead. send it to HP"
<Raiden> Better is 'Your drive is dead. It dropped below zero HP'
Comment: #Chaos_GardenRPG, espernet
#5746
<Udeth> my mother came in and demanded that I'd move shit off my floor, so she could wash my room tomorrow, because it smells rotten in here.
<Udeth> i can't smell shit.
<ToRMeNTeD> well if theres shit on the floor no wonder it smells rotten