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#11626
<stizan> sof2 is pretty cool, exept when it crashes to the desktop and leaves my gamma all high, so windows blinds me and makes me reboot, then want to kill people
#14669
<@Aureal> Wow, free web space for only $15.
#16232
<[m1]> sup sluts
<ian_> dave where do I learn how to make 3D models of shit
<[m1]> haha dude
<[m1]> i dont know SHIT about any kind of art or about 3D
<[m1]> im a unix dork that specializes in solaris and bsd
<ian_> [m1] why aren't you out partying
<ian_> fun fun fun till yer daddy takes the t-bird away
<ian_> and all that rot
<[m1]> cuz im a unix dork that specializes in bsd and solaris?
#23966
(Apocalypz) you know ive got a pretty crazy fantasy
(Apocalypz) when i get a gf, and im about to sex her
(Apocalypz) im gonna make her say
(Apocalypz) ROOT ME
(Apocalypz) that would own.
#34227
<NatashaD> Up until this last generation my family refused to breed outside of the german heretage. Then my dad told his mom to get bent and married an Irish woman.
<NatashaD> The Germans won't speak to us, and the Irish won't speak to the Germans, so everyone pretty much leaves us alone.
<NatashaD> I'm not sure what the problem is but because they're all stupid I don't mind not having to talk to them.
<Chris23m{ab}> lol VERY nice
<NatashaD> Except that none of them sent me graduation presents, those ungrateful bastards.
#9544
<Sco0ter> kelly osbourne is hot
<Eficent> i would hit it
<Carface> I would hit it
<Carface> In the face with a sledgehammer
#19812
<whitelightning> suck my nipples
<teh-kitteh> WL: huh?
<BlackIce> wl: ask geo
<teh-kitteh> he's at work though iceh :)
* whitelightning runs off for Geo
<whitelightning> wow!
<whitelightning> he's got a mouth like a hoover
<BlackIce> wl
<BlackIce> that's not geo
<BlackIce> that's a hoover
#811
<lugnut> He used to fwap it around in front of his mom constantly
#33699
<AlmtyBob> I once hit this girl over the head with a shovel in the alley
<AlmtyBob> and while she lie wimpering on the ground
<AlmtyBob> I pissed all over her
<AlmtyBob> then I burnt her to death
<AlmtyBob> oh wait...that was postal 2
<@AlmtyBob> nm
Comment: #ramen
#47135
< zeon> typing drunk is hard
< feenyx> it's just five letters
#303665
<@Azazial> My mom is a very nice and helpful person with an extremely strange world view. I dunno if I've ever told this one over here, but my mom does not believe in something that is very common. Something that you are most likely using right now!
<&Summer> Your mom doesn't beleive in the internet?
<@Azazial> Nope. She's merely inept at the internet.
<@Azazial> The magical item that she does not believe in is.... atoms.
<@Azazial> It gets better, however. Her husband is a PhD research chemist!
#16798
<+subzero> =)
<@nebula> ;)
<@wickeD> =)
<Guest62972> :D
<@sony> SHUT THE FUCK UP HAPPY BASTARDS ARR
#302837
* +skism np: Lady Gaga - Pokerface [03:46m/128kbps/44kHz]
<+Polynomial> skism you're a freak
<+skism> why?
<+skism> nothing wrong with lady gaga
<+Polynomial> 128kbps
<+Polynomial> you disgust me
#7571
<foop> leif is having a party?
<ross_> yeah
<foop> does he know that he's having a party?
<Chieze> of course not
<ross_> he will when the donkeys and cocaine show up
#31021
<Drunken_master> A brief question, please
<nomad> yes?
<nomad> I hope that was brief enough
#11652
<Hammer[TECH]> There's a new band out called Earshot, who sound a good bit like tool.
<Hammer[TECH]> At first this bothered me, until my friend jack pointed out "would you rather have another band that sounds like tool, or another band that sounds like nickelback."
#1700
thep0et> i can pull my scrotum up to the point where it looks like a pussy
#833
<timmo> i got a lego fetish whats it to ya?
<iMike-> damn norwegian toy companies
<McMoo> it's danish
<iMike-> what the hell is that
<iMike-> danland?
#7088
<Naivete> I wouldn't be surprised if xrg is down for good.
<Soul|gone> it has been 24 hours.
<Soul|gone> that is a pretty good indication that it went bye bye
<Naivete> that would make me rather sad.
<Naivete> not all that sad, mind you.
<Naivete> but still pretty sad.
<Damarr> Just sad enough to make you feel sad
<Naivete> exactly
#68976
<iV> close call tonight
<iV> on my way home from work, and this guy comes out of this alley in front of me, then runs towards me and shoves me down on the ground
<iV> he has a pistol in his hand and says "why'd you do it? tell me why i shouldn't fucking kill you right now!"
<iV> then he stops, looks at me and starts laughing...
<iV> he helps me up and he's like "haha sorry man i thought you were this other dude...whew glad i noticed the difference."
<iV> and he goes back into the alley
<iV> seriously..wtf
#1221
<Ron912> <OiOiBuNnY> one time at retard camp i stuck a wheelchair in my pussy
#53708
<cmantito> I just found an old briefcase
<cmantito> with all my 2600 magazines in it
<cmantito> and a can of Crisco.
<cmantito> ... ><
<celti> ...
<celti> a can of Crisco?
<cmantito> I have NO idea.
#64908
<Draconx> codered, aplay < /dev/urandom
<kepstin> if you hear noise, it works
<codered> oh FUCK
<codered> that was loud
<codered> I woke up my gf....
<codered> I think I just shit my pants
#283502
< Laura> I used to have a preserved human penis in a jar.
< Laura> It was lost in a move.
< Laura> This made me sad until someone pointed out that that means that SOMEONE moved into a house and found a human penis in a jar.
< Laura> This makes me feel better.
#1231
*** Ryan_ sets mode: +b *!*@*.homosexual.opers
<vanity> wow
<vanity> you just banned 85% of the channel