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#6688
<kitten> Dan, you're my honey bunch sugar plum, pumpy-umpy-upmkin.
<kitten> You're my sweetie pie.
<Danelope> Oh yeah? Well, you're my cuppycake gumdrop snickums-snookums.
<Danelope> You're the apple of my eye.
<ry4n> fuck you guys.
*** ry4n has quit IRC (Quit: Trillian (http://www.ceruleanstudios.com))
<Danelope> Hahaha.
#9092
<Cassius> erm
<Cassius> why does the gurl in final fantasy look so much more real than the others?
<JtHMx> so you can fap over her
<bleetz> cause then she'll make little boys more aroused.
<bleetz> and they'll buy the game
<bleetz> or.. much better put.. by jt..
* JtHMx bows
#30248
<Bruce_MacCulloch> ever hear the saying "if you cant say something nice, dont say anything"? well, I have a corollary to that - it goes "if you cant say something meaningful, go away or be quiet"
#60419
FJguy2001: have you started writing yet?
ctrL aLt deL 190: no im doing my senior photo
FJguy2001: ??
ctrL aLt deL 190: had to remove the "unlawful to copy" with photoshop
FJguy2001: ahhhhhahahahhahahahahahhaha
#31004
<Kasidori> my stepdad wouldn't let metake a piccy for this reason: You may think you know your bestfriends, but profit prevails all! They will take the picture of your head and put it on a naked body and sell it on E-bay.
#103080
<tamara> lets see... something raspberry, coconut cream with chocolate swirls, and lemon marrengue (which I'm having trouble spelling)
<Edmund> "merengue"
<Jens> "Meringue"
<Edmund> or is that the dance?
<Jens> It is.
<Edmund> Dammit, nothing delicious should be hard to spell.
<Edmund> The Anglo-Saxons had a point. "Ham." Three letters. DONE.
<Edmund> That's probably why the British beat the French at empire building. While the French were busy asking for "jambon avec moutard et choucroute sur pain de campagne" the British just went "ham bap" and ate. All those seconds add up.
<Edmund> (Victory! Through boring cuisine!)
#299627
<altoid> i remember once talking to someone at the helpdesk at ucsd
<altoid> i mentioned i was having trouble getting GNOME to work on Gentoo (never did solve the problem)
<altoid> (used KDE the entire time instead, out of laziness)
<altoid> and he was like "oh, did you lose your windows CDs or something?
#4450
<Alien> I believe our girls' softball team had something about them never being loose or something on their shirts ... they misspelled lose with HILARIOUS RESULTS.
#8159
<Naivete> HE HAS NO FEELINGS
<Naivete> HE IS JUST A GIANT ROBOT WITH A PULSING 8" COCK
<Sky> TRANSFORMER PORN!!! NOW WE"RE TALKING!
#83974
<Lip> It's 7:37
<Lip> Six time-zones behind us some nerd is laughing his ass off at the time
#9157
Moonli3756 : my butt looks 100 times better than your face
Shaboobooboo : and gets fucked over 10 million times more
#25111
<Tracer> i recently had a to punish an engineer at work because the video camera's in the main assembly hangar caught him wacking off in the cockpit of a F-16..
#14568
<prick> guess who gets to touch breasts daily? IT'S ME.
<prick> god just imagine, jojo your life
<prick> you wake up in the morning. BREASTS
<prick> you eat some lunch. BREASTS.
<prick> RIPE, FIRM AND WAITING TO BE TOUCHED
<prick> I WOULD LOVE THAT! OH WAIT.....
#6096
<#seattle/sisSoul> navy guys are fat ugly and squatty
<#seattle/yoplait> girls just like the title 'able seaman'
#121162
atlasFTW> IM GOING TO FUCKING DESTROY THIS THING
<wildleaf> what thing?
<atlasFTW> My solution won't build
<wildleaf> then its a problem, not a solution
#57411
<Rjx> you know what i do in case of a flaming?
<Rjx> stop
<Rjx> drop
<Rjx> and rofl
#16602
<Baledood> fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffftggggtfggggff
<Baledood> oops
<Baledood> sorry, was fishing a crumb from under the F key
#298143
<@louis> i dont remember if i brought this up
<@louis> but I was hanging out with my brother a couple of days ago.. was a rather hilarious conversation
<@louis> he starts explaining to me about a talk he had with my nephew
<@louis> (mind you, nephew = 14 or so)
<@louis> "Dad! Why are there so many girls going with girls now? Especially at my school" - Jr.
<@louis> Sr: "Well, son. Your generation isn't taking care of business."
#18884
·bdjuf· Customer: "How much do Windows cost?"
·bdjuf· Tech Support: "Windows costs about $100."
·bdjuf· "Oh, that's kind of expensive. Can I buy just one window?"
#267960
<palomer> I invented a new programming language
<palomer> now I'm wondering what to do with it
<palomer> ho hum
<Axle> what's it good for?
<palomer> programming:P
<Raevel> you're already ahead of a lot of the others
#297968
[carbine] Uh oh. Foxconn employee killed himself after losing an iPhone prototype
[errata4q] wtf?
[errata4q] is that the macworld article?
[wliao] it's on wired as well
[carbine] You know what this means?
[carbine] NEW IPHONE ON THE WAY!
[carbine] Woo!
#301597
<fahadsadah> Lolwut?
<fahadsadah> HTML5 will be completed in 2022?
<+Dvyjones> Wait, it will be completed?
#51011
<pmv> How do you escape from a for loop?
<Argue> Make a break for it.
#7666
<Rustblade> I gotta add some new cooling if I'm going to accomodate this new scsi 3 drive
<Rustblade> oh shit
<Rustblade> you know what I realized
<Rustblade> I need a fucking scsi 3 controler
<Rustblade> I didn't think of that
#42156
<MSIGuy> Not as funny when you do it on purpose...
<gfjgfjgfj> That what your girlfriend said about your premature ejaculation?
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