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#30631
<Lippizanr> i'd be a lesbian if i didn't like penises so much.
#309533
<nedbat> [Tritium]: you youngsters and your kidding...
<nedbat> get off my lawn!
<[Tritium]> But im not done mowing it....did you forget you paid me to do that?
<[Tritium]> is this even your house?
#101951
<michael__> can someone help me with my internet coennection
<Khrajin> michael__: I assure you it is working.
Comment: #ubuntu
#58023
<ahanix1989> I'm two people short of a threesome :(
#114303
< Frolostalker> I fucking hate having OCD. Masturbations should be a joyous occasion. but noooo, after i masturbate, i have to go into my bathroom, and do it again, then preform an elaborte ritual of intricately touching all the walls in a specific fashion
< Frolostalker> fucking hell, i'm gonna go do that
#7526
<Cerebus> when i go on a rampage killing all women on the planet, i'll spare you
<yunicus> yer a dear heart
<yunicus> really
<yunicus> please leave me with a bunch of stinky men
#303296
<Protagonist> STAND UP TO THE VICTORY
<Protagonist> STAND UP
<Protagonist> STAND UP
<Protagonist> STAND UP
<Protagonist> STAND UP
<Protagonist> STAND UP
<Protagonist> STAND UP
<Protagonist> STAND UP
<Protagonist> STAND UP
<Protagonist> guitar solo
=-= Protagonist was booted from #adeptusevangelion by OlympusMons (sit down)
#51913
<Neon> Well, there's a surefire boner-killer. Watching porn on Windows Media Player and realizing that you have the MSN music plugin enabled, showing the girl you'd like to ask out soon the title of what you're watching.
#18985
-ChanServ- [#etheria] Welcome to Etheria. Please be sure to read the !rules. I hope you die so we can eat your babies.
#1117
<hypr> WE IS TO CUT OFF ALL SUPPLIES OF VODKA TO YOUR SHITHOUSE COUNTRY
#10429
<Toast> WASHINGTON (Reuters) - The Pentagon (news - web sites) has
received information indicating that U.S. warplanes on Monday might have
accidentally bombed a home for senior citizens near the Afghan city of
Herat, a senior defense official said on Tuesday.
<Toast> *sigh*
<dert> oh god
<Toast> I guess that's what happens when you round up the dumbest 10% of
society, give them really big bombs and let them go nuts 10,000 miles
away
#298993
<rmaly_05> man i need ur help
<segin11> with what?
<rmaly_05> i m trying to put condom on my penis
<segin11> WTF
<rmaly_05> but the foreskin of my penis is not coming back
#2373
* JosephKer on 2.4.14
<Snarf> exciting ;>
<JosephKer> yup! I got my kernel down to like 600k though
<Snarf> nice ;>
<^xman^> kernels below 1 mb are for pussies
<^xman^> kernels over 2 mb are for men
<JosephKer> hehe
<JosephKer> It's not how BIG your kernel is, it's how you use it!
<BombScare> sure...thats why girls always laugh at you when you pull out your kernel
<JosephKer> Then I set them straight with a good fsck'ing
#47058
<morton> I have a hampster named Bukkake
<jeeves> umm... we were talking about routers
<morton> I know, I just had to get that out there in the open
#50857
<%robert> we should do a group suicide
<%robert> it could be fun
<%robert> and if not, well, we just won't do it again
Comment: #wpi
#61053
Kat: They should make a NetFlicks for books!
Cassandra: they do
Cassandra: its called the library
#16698
*** marily-manson was kicked by Satan (amature)
#1631
<VillainSede> I've always wanted to be on the receiving end of necrophilia. Even in death I'd be getting some
<VillainSede> I want a shovel attached to my tombstone with the inscription "For a good time, dig"
#306376
* tanuki_ wonders idly why HDSLRs don't pull rows from their sensors in a different order
<tanuki_>if we have a 10-line sensor, for instance, instead of pulling 1-2-3-4-5..., we could pull 1-5-10-3-7-2-9-4-8-6 or something
<tanuki_>it seems like that'd get rid of the worst part of rolling shutter: the diagonal wobble
<tanuki_>there'd still be some rolling shutter but it'd be distributed across the entire frame instead of being concentrated at the bottom
<dif>u should write up a technical white paper about this
<dif>instead of typing it on irc where it'll scroll of your audience's screen
<dif>i'll read it. i promise.
<tanuki_>Consider this a very rudimentary form of peer review
<tanuki_>Talking about it on IRC allows for an instant "it won't work because [reason], dumbass"
<tanuki_>instead of the whole months-long writing of the paper and submission to a journal for official peer review...
<tanuki_>just to be told the same damn thing: "are you really that much of a dumbass?"
<cwage>are you really that much of a dumbass?
<tanuki_>Yes. Yes, I am.
Comment: freenode #photogeeks
#231
<ArIck> mann
<ArIck> i sure am getting a porno addiction
<ArIck> i mean, i feel empty in the morning if i haven't found good porno
#64256
(+wolrah) I need to get a job building fire extinguishers.
(+wolrah) I just realized the greatest way to say "I quit"
(+wolrah) Fill them with gasoline
#7935
(CubsWoo): Hehe... all this talk about failed abortions
(CubsWoo): is making me hungry
#27913
<@bandXXX> HAHAHA clipse is on new justin timberlake album
<@bandXXX> sad thing is
<@Blaxthos> that you know this
#301414
<@GaidinBDJ> Wanna feel old? Just think, if they remade Back to the Future now, they would be travelling back to 1980.
#306066
<izua> are you a prophet?
<clueless> yes
<izua> show me your prophet license
<clueless> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
<clueless> ^ LICENSED PROPHET ^
<clueless> ^ CLUELESS ^
<clueless> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
<izua> dammit.