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#46554
<robbi> me, christy, and carrie are all cancers
<sethism> cancers to society
#25599
[8:39pm]«+ w2o » Are you religious?
[8:40pm]«@ Dwarf» no Christian
#3145
* FlipTopBox eats Dicks
<FlipTopBox> capitalization is very important sometimes
#1508
<MegaWorld> Anyone awake?
<hypr> shutup im trying to sleep
#8187
<CrashCat> downloading lineage: 10 hours. patching lineage: 3 hours. uninstalling lineage: priceless.
#22682
<Gordo> Me? I'm 23.
<Gordo> Wait, I'm 24...
<Gordo> Shit, it was my brithday yesterday!!!
#14533
<Vedic> Boiling cheese = DON'T EAT
#15192
<Kallahar> use telnet
<Nygis> i cant find the answer in telnet
<Kallahar> well, try harder. maybe you aren't pushing the keys in all the way.
<Nygis> but im pushin as hard as i can
#135732
<flame> i once tasted this girl who soooo salt&sour
<flame> she was delicious
<flame> very pleasant
<flame> wonder what makes that
<lee> semen
#297824
< RichiH> my newest addition the the list of things You Don't Do Using Your Laptop As Workbench:
< RichiH> clean your multi-tool with lighter fluid
< RichiH> in related news, lighter fluid turns the black plastic of a thinkpad x31 white-ish
#21702
<|_0gre_|> what does one do with 40 gigs?
<Wetzel> Bend over and I'll show you.
#59651
<qozi> Mmkay. Let this be a lesson to ya all
<qozi> getting piss drunk and playing with the flyback on a CRT is NOT the way to a "fun night".
<qozi> Although it is entirely entertaining to see people getting eletrozapped with enough force to clear several meters backwards
<qozi> such is NOT entertaining when it's your turn and you happen to be the only one bare-footed standing on wet grass outside.
<qozi> On the positive side, ether my body is still in shock, or running 20kVolts across your skin is a good way to prevent handovers, although my feet are still completly numb and unresponsive this wonderful morning.
Comment: Aftermath of a party at the electronics repair shop
#747
<Keiichi> I hope you eat a dog-shit taco and fucking die.
<|Dan|> NOT ZESTY
#42421
<PunchBag> haha, earlier i saw this girl wearing this T-shirt that had the words "I wish these were brains" written on her boobs
#32504
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#49365
<!TeknoProphet> the topic is: The Effectiveness and Feasibility of a Tsunami Early Warning System in the Indian Ocean
<!TeknoProphet> now, i just need to get that title down to 48 chars
<+Robert> "Fuck the Indian Ocean"
<+cypher> or "How not to get tsunami'd"
<+Robert> or "Huge waves aren't an early enough warning"
<+cypher> "oh shit, what's that heading right fo
<+Robert> or "Why to give people swimming lessons"
<+cypher> "tsunamis and you, bitch"
<+Robert> or "how to make indian soup"
Comment: #wpi
#58096
<TehSchoom> Dijon Vu...
<TehSchoom> The same mustard, again and again
#14862
<_Peachy> i soooo need a t0mp00ter
<theraven> a what?
<_Peachy> a t0mp00ter sirry!
<theraven> i get you now
#14686
<pKx> My car was running without the battery installed.. man, the alternator was spilling amps all over my driveway
<pKx> how do you clean that shit up?
<`72`Monte> lol pkx :>
<spazzer> i usually use a dirty sock
<spazzer> oh
<spazzer> wrong topic
#302934
Ted: Usually we get a virga rainfall here.
bob read that as viagra rainfall
ErinH: lol
Ted: sigh, bob
ian: "if you have rainfall lasting more than 4 hours, contact your weatherman"
Ted: heh
MichelleH: dare I ask what virga rainfall is?
bob: gah. now I have "it's raining men" stuck in my head
Ted: it's rain that evaporates before hitting the ground
ErinH: cool
bob: heh. premature evaporation.
#10815
Topic is 'Your mom has sex with sharks.' *** <Drewtig> oh SHIT, that's fucked up =D * Drewtig 's mom read that, and said: "Yeah, but he was more like a weasel that thought he was a shark."
#52790
dusty whats the medical term for an asshole?
teh_moth president of the united states
Comment: #Love_and_nature on irc.aau.cx
#14453
<griffin> im disappointed in my mom
<pagan> me too
<pagan> she did a bad job
#617
<SYch0> where do you specify how many levels of a web page you want to save when you save it? :|
<enar> just use teleport pro and like have it save only .jpgs over so many kb :/
<DigDug> use teleport pro or wget
<SYch0> cuz im saving as a single file
<SYch0> im not saving porn!
<enar> why would you save a webpage then :/
#1489
* NtG puts on his glasses with lenses thicker than the glass on the popemobile
<NtG> the contact lens version is only good if you can fit half a tennis ball in your eye socket