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#18816
cyateon: unbore me.
tatsumio: *ziiiiiiip*
cyateon: oh baby!
tatsumio: Cd Wallet. SICKO
cyateon: I meant oh baby as in I like your cd wallet.
tatsumio: ...
tatsumio: You SICKO.
cyateon: IT'S A NICE WALLET
tatsumio: You son of a bitch.
cyateon: it holds a lot of cds!
tatsumio: Get off my buddy list.
#2507
<briansex> i am sliding my hand up your leg what do u do?
<sully> I tell you I'm a guy?
#51320
<Thatch> If the population of China walked past you in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.
#43499
< ix> ive never seen a girl who was good at a first person shooter.
< ix> other games ive seen girls be good at, though.
< ix> like friggin sims 2.. my sister manages like 18 sims at once. :O
<@Volsus> like the Sims?
<@Volsus> haha
< ix> shes so good at it.
<@Volsus> how did I know
< ix> cause that's like the only game girls are good at
<@Volsus> My mom got a papercut while playing solitaire on the computer
<@Volsus> I was like wtf
Comment: #maddox
#32597
<slinter^movie> do u have a good porn site?
<Deviant`> i just use a mirror
#40409
elvira_> i told my psychiatrist that i was feeling suicidal, now he wants me to pay on a cash up front basis
#300815
Mango: So I was trying to troubleshoot this DNS server.
Mango: And I wanted to make sure it gave expected behaviour when you requested a lookup for a non-existant name.
Mango: Turns out
Mango: there actually IS an asdflkjasdf.com!
#53253
<Hoolibear:> What woman do you know that can shake her tits, ass, and cock at you all at once?
#16665
<@drew> my uterus is bleeding
<@cognac> drew, you don't have a uterus
<@drew> oh
#39214
<The_GGA> But ninjas never lose a fight. They just don't.
<desplesda> what if you've got two teams of ninjas fighting each other? who wins then?
<The_GGA> The ninjas.
<desplesda> you make a good point
#33829
<FHCI_SS> I work as a tech support and someone called yesterday with the following conversation taking place
<FHCI_SS> Customer: "Hi, I was wondering if you could fix my laptop. It's under warranty."
<FHCI_SS> Me: "What seems to be the trouble with it?"
<FHCI_SS> Customer: "My wife got mad and threw it in the pool."
#31065
[Boogernish] many times i've loved
[Boogernish] and many times been bitten
* Naomi bites Boogernish
[Boogernish] awesome
[b0wser] sometimes monkeys bite each other during sex
[Naomi] sometimes people bite eachother during sex
[Boogernish] sometimes i bite monkeys during sex
#61619
<@hkyhds> terminal is playing: Rage Against the Machine - Bullet in the Head (01:56/05:09)
<+Jimmothy> ::: #geekissues - We Don't Give A Fuck (About Your Shit Taste Mix) : 00:09 : 167kbps : Untitled CDS : 2006 :::
#17993
* Elysian changes topic to 'Metallica is the best thing to happen to pop since Micheal Jackson'
#18436
* oddjob throws a rubix cube at jitspoe
<jitspoe> ow
* jitspoe looks puzzled
#32391
(+Gothic_CatGirl) Ewwy I have to do to the doctor today
#36225
* NWC_Omega gets bored and wonders if he should attempt to make idle chit chat with the few girls on his buddy lists
<@STompy> do 'em !
<@STompy> ask for a blowjob
<+NWC_Omega> ....!!!!
<@STompy> :/
<+NWC_Omega> oi
<+NWC_Omega> after I said that, they all logged off, creepy :-S
#20573
<asshat> I just chipped a tooth on one of my nuts
<asshat> fuck
<asshat> brb
#28927
<[Knob]> So anyway, I was in this pub yesterday night, and there was music playing. So my friend suddenly says to me "This is good music to jerk off to" I'm like "What the fuck?" and he goes "Yeah, doesn't everyone have a song that they jerk off to?" - And while he said that, the music was turned off and he screamed it throughout the entire pub. Everyone was looking mighty strange at me...
#8632
<@Lum_> 128 mb is enough
<@Lum_> it's fucking enough for microsoft dev studio
<@da_slog> NO IT ISNT STFU NEWB
<@Lum_> I think it's enough for my TANK GAME
#151230
<LSnK> Defrag is one of those programs that gets more and more shit with each version of Windows.
<LSnK> 98: Real time view, you can see what it's doing and might even learn something.
<LSnK> XP: Boring line.
<LSnK> Vista: Never used it
<LSnK> I'm guessing it doesn't show anything at all.
<Falc> It's just a spinning disk.
<Falc> If Microsoft made cars you'd have a 'Hit speed limit light'
<Falc> As opposed to a conventional speedometer.
#524
<|WizZard|-Sleeping] I'm going to bed now, and you cant stop me from thinking dirty stuff.
#55467
<Reapersou> Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad hes never cried though, because Chuck Norris is great.
<Workdug> Reapersou: welcome to 3 months ago
<Rjx``> srsly
<Rjx``> well, saying chuck norris facts are old
<Rjx``> got old
<Rjx``> that's how old the facts are
<Reapersou> Well, I am on 56k.
Comment: #geekissues
#29120
<Firefly> Time for my prayers:
<Firefly> Our Father, who 0wnz heaven, j00 r0ck!
<Firefly> May all 0ur base someday be belong to you!
<Firefly> May j00 0wn earth just like j00 0wn heaven.
<Firefly> Give us this day our warez, mp3z, and pr0n through a phat pipe.
<Firefly> And cut us some slack when we act like n00b lamerz, just as we teach n00bz when they act lame on us.
<Firefly> Please don't give us root access on some poor d00d'z box when we're too pissed off to think about what's right and wrong, and if you could keep the fbi off our backs, we'd appreciate it.
<Firefly> For j00 0wn r00t on all our b0x3s 4ever and ever, 4m3n.
#2216
--- Topic for #celebs-n-models is <@YoGuRT_> beer just had his first Duck Job..how ya feel? <@Beercaps> same as before
<Digested> heh
<Digested> wtf is a duckjob?
<Beercaps> its bj from julia roberts