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#29816
<pakaran> How is everyone?
<Gordon> difficult to say
<pakaran> ok
<pakaran> I was asking out of politeness
<pakaran> not out of desire for total knowledge
#31565
<by> Is there anyway I can tell the world I'm an idiot?
<Seven7> Of course, just type your name, where you live and your confession
<by> Kk
<by> I am Mark Duval of Belgium, and I am an idiot
<by> ?
<by> Now what?
<Seven7> Don't worry. It's done
#7675
<@WoNkS> omg it came up already
<@motardo> your wang?
#6860
* Alan wasn't aware Rap was an action figure.
Rapunzel452: Oh, yeah. Everyone wants a small plastic me adorning their shelf.
AlecWire: Or a large plastic blow-up you...
#6501
<chin|werk> its not video games fault that its a lot of fun to kill people
#50319
mrkemak71: Kens "Avoiding Marital Discord" tip of the day :
mrkemak71: when discussing the price of a pound of shrimp...
mrkemak71: Do NOT figure out how much your wife is worht in shrimp, and then tell her
#33761
<Shav|DDR> Gonna meet a friend I haven't seen in months
<Mayseth> The sun?
#305467
< ArtForz> work is failure to efficiently procrastinate.
#40983
Cochese: Facts, shmacts! Everyone twists their facts to make it look believeable and advantageous to their side whether you're a "liberal pussy," "right wing nutjob," or even a so called "unbiased observer." All I know is that my history teacher told me when I'd grow up, things would get a whole lot worse. And goddamn it he was right. Now I'm feeding him social security. Bastard!
#663
<hypr> digdug: i bet you have your beeper auto go off when somebody adds a quote cause your a supernerd
#25113
<Mandingo> This is why I go to CNN.com.
<Mandingo> http://www.cnn.com/2002/US/08/08/porn.patriot/index.html
<American> im not clicking on anything that says porn patriot
<AirsickMoth> some american.
#101859
[@TheWickerMan] Sometimes when I'm sad I echo happy phrases to myself like /echo you're a winner !!!
[@ias] that's sad
you're a winner !!!
#106799
<Emmles> Guess what?
<Stueh> What?
<Emmles> I just had my first pee as an 18 year old
<Emmles> It was intense.
#3584
MrProgrmmr: I want to encode my sperms DNA with the DeCSS code, that way when I jack off, I'd be breaking the law
#6146
<DeMaci> i was def taller than you at nats
<BDavis> i was in a wheelchair
#50703
<Gravier> speaking of jerri
<Gravier> I made quite the faux pas with her therapist the other day
<Gravier> I usually don't talk like this
<Gravier> but we were schmoozing a little bit
<Gravier> doing guy talk
<Gravier> you know
<Gravier> brought up that jerri is a very sexual person
<Gravier> she's hot, you know, stuff like that
<Gravier> well I noticed he had a new receptionist
<Gravier> very pretty girl
<Gravier> and I said so
<Gravier> well, my exact words were, "She's got a hot little body herself."
<croiduire> not PC?
<Gravier> well
<Gravier> his exact words back were "She's my daughter."
#40669
<Mookeh> Pf, I'm taking head from a guy who duct taped himself to a ceiling trying to replace a light bulb
<jez> wtf
<Oranz> WTF
<Mookeh> OMG, worst typo ever! I meant HEAT!
#50686
<lude> do you type things just to see your nick scroll up the screen?
#247654
<joseph321> hey guys can i ask a question?
<Stueh> Shoot
<joseph321> my girlfriend hasnt had her period in like 4 months do you think somethings wrong?
<Stueh> Erm ... you sure she's not pregnant?
<joseph321> yeah shes 4 months pregnant
<DanceNigga|Work> You can't be serious
<Stueh> Kid, it's not too late for an abortion, you know that right?
#24357
|15:59:22| Mixx: theres nothing to say
hsimah: say stupid stuff
hsimah: "i saw a cat today"
Mixx: i was a pussy today
Mixx: SAW
Mixx: :S
Mixx: yes i transformed into a vagina
#63382
<PenguinMan> That is wrong on so many levels, I think I had to fight a boss or two
#300940
<ttvd> wow i wrote "switch wives" instead of "switch views" in email.
<ttvd> response is going to be interesting
#49662
adthelad: when Mario Kart DS comes out
adthelad: i'm going to draw a cock on my car
adthelad: DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING, DID YOU NINTENDO
#25617
<Ronwe> Why is it that every time I say something everybody runs to "bas"?
<Ronwe> wtf is bash
<viro|away> http://www.bash.org
* Ronwe goes
<Ronwe> oh fuck.
#8717
<tobester> woah FIRE
<tobester> bbiab