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#304152
<konaya> Right, I'm having a slight dilemma here.
<nickp666> konaya: sup?
<konaya> If I take the lift, I'll probably timeout on IRC.
<konaya> But I'm too lazy to take the stairs.
<rekoil> is the lift faster than freefall konaya?
<konaya> rekoil, that would be funny but no
<rekoil> you could throw the laptop, take the lift and catch it
<rekoil> thus remaining connected!
[...]
<konaya> Hm. They've fixed the wlan coverage in the elevators.
<konaya> I see my letters of complaint finally paid off then.
Comment: #idroid-dev@irc.macos86.hu
#30614
<ryano> but i still like tattoos and piercings on chicks
<ryano> which is why i go for lina's friends
<ryano> and not lina
<Lina--> i have tattoos
<jons> those aren't tattooes, they're varicose veins
#29643
<AlmtyBob> OMFG
<AlmtyBob> I THINK MY INTERNAL ORGANS ALL JUST EXPLODED
<AlmtyBob> CHRIST
<AlmtyBob> that was so fucking painful my eyesight blurred for like 30 seconds
<ryo-ohki> ...
<Magickian> sounds like a good wank session
<AlmtyBob> fuck I hope my wannabe ulcer isn't starting again
<AlmtyBob> going to go take an explosive crap
<AlmtyBob> oh jesus
<AlmtyBob> no toilet paper
#309986
< Arelon> For example here in Beijing the pedestrian is never at fault if the other person was driving a motor vehicle
< Arelon> Even if the accident was the pedestrian's fault
<@Matthew> is that why the tanks didnt run that tianamen square guy over
#297245
<MulleDK19> How would I do arctan without a calc?
<HiLander> first, dim the lights
<engimo> put on some barry manilow
<HiLander> pour two glasses of red wine
<engimo> light some candles maybe
<HiLander> and then.. wait for the magic to begin
<engimo> yeh
Comment: #math on freenode
#7292
<bytraper> man get a set of mags for your car
<bytraper> dude.... steal a set if you have to
<bytraper> they really make the car
<bytraper> especially going a large 16" rim and low profile tyres
<Lord-Data> im too fat to do illegal stuff, i can't run away :)
#298741
* Damian likes girls that drink beer and code and are really guys
#52827
<PHOENIXFORCERUL> danish is german or spanish??
<benne^> it's danish ;) you know, Denmark.
<PHOENIXFORCERUL> owww
<PHOENIXFORCERUL> they have their own language??
<PHOENIXFORCERUL> damn
#32219
<HentaiTentacleDemon> I'm not a big fan of hentai
#82992
<Golbez> eastern time is the time in the two most important cities in the world
<Golbez> midtown manhattan and downtown manhattan
#61270
<Chrisid> so where does the hacker community hang out
<sdouble> aol
#22892
<kammerer06>if 4 out of 5 people suffer from Diarrhea does that mean the 5th person likes it.
#24549
<Otto> I froze up during a school play once
<Otto> Then I remembered what my teacher said
<Otto> "Imagine them naked!"
<Otto> So I did and I got a big hard on and ran off stage
#50233
<+|404notfound> I just got a great idea
<+|404notfound> you know when you're handing a mug of a hot beverage to somebody, you either hold the handle and let them get burned grabbing the mug, or burn yourself to let them grab the handle?
<+|404notfound> somebody should make a mug with two diametrically positioned handles
<+|404notfound> it'll be fucking awesome
<+|404notfound> you'll be able to hand out hot drinks with impunity
Comment: Gamesurge: #g4b2s
#2760
<evenpar123|Dean> how much is long distance?
<Slant> evenpar123|Dean: Depends on your carrier.
<evenpar123|Dean> Satan
<Slant> 666 cents a minute.
#302661
<Mango> Duck.
<Mango> s/D/F/
<chanbot> Mango meant: (Censored).
* chanbot was kicked from #depot by chanbot: No swearing.
<Mango> :D
#33587
(Blingo`) god my mother types so slow
(JohnnyM) that's strange, she's usually good with her hands!
#295495
<MyKe> have you ever ejaculated into a frying pan
<Cibby> yes
#304418
< m00nyb0y> and some people do too much work for little money if you ask me
< CarlosGuerrei> I agree
< CarlosGuerrei> I hire those people daily
#1731
<outcaste> When I was single, I used super sensitive condoms.
<outcaste> They were so sensitive that they'd stick around and talk to the chiq
for an hour after I'd gone
#2955
<trccccc> I was going down on this one girl once.... and her clit was the size of my pinkie... I was all DAMN and exscused myself and went back down to the party
#69572
<Apollo> FUCK!
<Apollo> god damnit, I just copied an entire directory by accident. christ, I hate linux >:(
<Apollo> *sigh* brb, reformatting AGAIN
<Trinexx> wait, why are you reformatting? O_o
<Apollo> oh, i havent figured out how to delete files in linux yet, so I just reformat the harddrive when I need to delete something
<Trinexx> you serious? XD
<Apollo> bbiab.
<Trinexx> just use "rm <filename>" you fucking idiot
** Signoff: Apollo (Quit: Reformatting, AGAIN)
<Trinexx> ... or not :/
#31338
<d4n> i want more biscuits
<d4n> no i dont!
<d4n> yes i do!
<d4n> no i dont!
<ror> !?!?!?
<d4n> !!!
<d4n> interior monologue wibble
#141016
<Sephgara> I've always wondered something...
<Xan> What?
<Sephgara> If you stab a fat person, would you get fat on the knife when you pull if out?
<_Celador> Ah a question for the ages
#33983
<kurai> You know .. sometimes I long for the days when spam was just for pr0n, rather than shitty meds
<kurai> At least they included pics to look at while you were deleting it