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#903
<hypr> joo do any drugs today?
<`gb> i don't do drugs fuckface
<hypr> what is pot then
<`gb> a plant
#11615
::: Join: (Lehmann-work) (Lehmann@ACAFF7C7.ipt.aol.com)
<Hydrac7> Cause I love gay cock.
<Lehmann-work> That's about what I expect the first line to be when I enter #gr
#11236
<@Breathe> I'd like to thank the Academy... My parents... Adelphia cable and the fuckwits who dug up our sidewalk...
<Vo0> thats a word i havent seen you use befoe breathe 8)
<@Breathe> "Fuckwits?" Or "sidewalk?"
#309908
<Sebas> When I have a kid, on his eleventh birthday, I will arrange for a trained owl to deliver a letter to them. They will break the wax seal with a trembling hand, open the hand-crafted parchment, and read the words inscribed therein with a fine ink and an eagle quill:
<Sebas> "Magic isn't real, dumbass."
<Milori> 'ur adopted'
<Milori> this owl will now self-destruct in 5...
#140026
[Nighthawk]> why's everyone so quiet?
[Nighthawk]> someone die in here?
* Sane_Traitor inconspicuously drags a black plastic bag out the back door
* Louwhoo whistles
Comment: #rantradio
#37537
<DReW24> ugh, it's so hard to find a place that puts messages on shirts.
<DReW24> all I want
<DReW24> is a t-shirt that says "daddy's little whore" on it
<DReW24> and some bitch at Copy Machine was like, "I don't think your father would approve of that"
#11509
<amit> I DO THIS FOR ALLAH!
<FBI> we have Allah in a secure facility
#21915
<Major_Tom> anyone know if you can do anything with the USB port on a cable box?
<Major_Tom> I googled, but found nothing
<drwiii> i'm no expert, but maybe you can plug a USB cable into it.
#39994
<frosty-theaussie> i just brushed the dust off my desk now its floating towards in me in a big cloud
<frosty-theaussie> i think it might be sentient
#30545
<aphr0> FUCK
<aphr0> I got a cookies and snickers bar
<aphr0> isntead of cookies and m&m
<aphr0> piss fuck whores
<aphr0> god cocks
<aphr0> death
Comment: #couch on EFnet
#305367
<samurai_> whoa
<samurai_> this must be the internet equivalent of blacking out and waking up the next day to find you don't remember a thing
<samurai_> seems i had an account for a porn site i hadn't used in 30 weeks
<samurai_> from where apparently i'd downloaded over 20 gigs of videos
<samurai_> none of which i have anymore or recall seeing
<samurai_> well they wished me happy birthday today and that's how i knew it even existed
<samurai_> i feel like an undercover agent who was brainwashed and given a new identity
<dd7> as a pervert?
<samurai_> yes
<samurai_> yes indeed
#117550
<gaarie> who the fuck names a lake winnipesaukee
<DX|laptop> indians
<DX|laptop> and not the tech support kind
<ch> the casino kind
#1964
[01:33] (hilo21) ima looking for a site that seels amp
[01:33] (hilo21) ima looking for a site that seels amps
[01:33] (hilo21) iam looking for a site that seels amps
[01:34] (hilo21) I am looking for a site that sells amps
[01:35] (nexxai) how bout you look for a site that teaches english?
[01:35] (hilo21) fuck you
[01:36] (nexxai) Lemme guess, you'd kick my ass, but can't read the road signs to get to my house?
#55260
<MrEcho> you know when your a true geek when you start naming DB tables as unix things... like init
<sev> or like.. when you have database tables
#50199
capn_midnight wtf? I put down 300, and it said I was winning at 255, then it said that someone else won the bid at 244 and change.
Phantom ha><0red by 3-b4y!
kSquared I have you leading the bid at $255
kSquared with 32 seconds left
kSquared want a screenshot?
capn_midnight I even refreshed 3 times and it said I was winning
capn_midnight sure, kSquared, that would be great
Phantom Python, "haxored by e-bay"
* JM has joined #gamedev
JM Whohoo!
JM I just cheated some dude out of a winning bid!
#17274
<ceejamon> fapping is pretty much what everybody using this program for, if that answeres your Q.
<Kendrak> omg
<Kendrak> they might as well rename Kazza to "Free p0rn!"
#82688
Robin: goats eat their placentas
Pan Man 120: i actually could have lived without knowing that
Robin: so do some people
Pan Man 120: efuckingw
Pan Man 120: heres an idea robin
Pan Man 120: why dont we talk about kittens
Robin: cats have barbed dicks
#51086
<celti> right, sweet 16 goodness, here i come!
* celti fires up ZSNES
<celti> ...
<celti> 16-bit
<celti> I SAID 16-BIT!
Comment: #snoopy/irc.double0.net
#6762
<Elementl1> In all seriousness, I am currently looking for some warez at the moment.
<Elementl1> I would like a Vigilante 8 ROM for the Nintendo 64.
<Mulet> I'm usually not here this early. do we have an AOL hour?
#137029
[+PN] I tend to have my arms pointing like 30 degrees behind me when im running
[+PN] And stick to my toes.
[+PN] Not using full foot.
[%rammy] so like a fairy?
#42479
<Les> i hate life
<Les> i want to remove it
<borderlineerotica> it cant be that bad
<Les> from others
#21765
<mom> !eightball clean your room
<NuckleBot> Don't count on it, mom.
#4450
<Alien> I believe our girls' softball team had something about them never being loose or something on their shirts ... they misspelled lose with HILARIOUS RESULTS.
#57129
* qual makes a mental note to look behind couches more often
<Ice_> what did you find?
<qual> just found a full system behind me couch, amd athlon 2400+
<qual> with 2 x 120 gb hd's in there
<qual> and a sb 5.1 soundcard
#1337
<Sharkey> Bah. Searching for 'harlequin hentai' on google turns up my own page at the top of the list.
<Sharkey> This is happening me increasingly often when I go looking for stuff.