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#11226
<CactusEarl> any of you want to kill my alegbra teacher, he hates me
<CactusEarl> he thinks im going to shoot him
<CactusEarl> "oh my lord earl why does your quiz paper say im gonna kill you mister rose"
#33036
<@brassica> hehe my penis slowly rolling off my desk and when it falls off its going to hit my cat
<@brassica> err pen is
#3632
<tsui-ji> gyl: go into #asian and tell em you are white, have muscles and drive a nice car and mad chicks will msg you
#61211
<@TheOracle> the top reason I like alcoholic investors, they cant remember if they wrote the check or not so they keep writing more
#27216
<Fig> Sooo, what is 'mk'?
<tetsugin> mk = ok - o + m
<Fig> I just remebered why I quit algebra.
#52702
GOTENKS75: i cant believe I have started listening to emo
GOTENKS75: should I just kill myself?
GOTENKS75: actually no
GOTENKS75: that would be the emo thing to do
#314
<WhiteAWAY> someone told me trance music makes you sterile
#11177
<Gav3in> I've been in Taipei though, and holy shit does it have a big chinatown
#59035
<+withnail> just because i'm unemployed, have long hair and sit about all day smoking weed doesn't make me a hippy
#36173
<kpt> any Java coders in the house? I have a question about recursion
<danamania> kpt: ask kpt when she gets back in
#32810
<Kneecaps> anybody up for some key signing?
<Kneecaps> nobody about :(
<SlayerXP> key signing?
<SlayerXP> as in "hello complete stranger I met on IRC, please sign my GPG key so people will trust the key more."
<Kneecaps> yes
<Kneecaps> thats right
<SlayerXP> . <- the point -> your direction of travel
#18850
<ieatrocks> you know what i love?
<ieatrocks> WWJD
<ieatrocks> fuckin a
<ieatrocks> because
<ieatrocks> its all about how you think of jesus
<ieatrocks> so when im in a pinch
<ieatrocks> i say WWJD
<ieatrocks> and i think of jesus as a dope slinging disco dancing pimp ass mofo
<ieatrocks> and then i do it
<ieatrocks> jesus likes to kick things, slack off, and insult people
<ieatrocks> he and i would get along great
#105
<Theseus-> i love funk music so much... that sometimes i wish i was black and then i remember that i might want to get a job some day
#8873
* Crimson has joined #arsclan
<stargurl> hello
<Sinned> hello
<Crimson> hello
<Griz> hello.jpg
#6377
<glasnost> i remember how DOS had no command for recursive removes
<glasnost> until they added deltree
<Logan> glasnost: deltree
<glasnost> thanks logan.
#40181
<DEATH> i have a bloody 16:10 screen now
<DEATH> the way some games look could compete with goatse in terms of stretchiness
#32515
<norm0> Roses are red, violets are blue
<norm0> Im schizophrenic, and so am I
#29455
<Techdeck> note to self: www.manpages.com is NOT an online resource to get *nix man pages
#6049
red sets mode: +b *!*@*.aol.com
*** creepen12 was kicked by biohzrd (banned: (your 500 free hours will not be spent here./6.05.02))
#4065
<Mazroth> ya vodka is potato water, thats why everyone in russia drinks it
<Mazroth> too many potatoes there
<Mazroth> They have it at mcdonalds, heh
<Mazroth> in fountains.
<Mazroth> big mac, large fry, and supersized vodka
#5699
<Thrash|Zzz> YAY HARRY POTTER ON DVD
<Khross{killme}> O_O
<Khross{killme}> I WILL BE BACK SHORTLY
<Khross{killme}> Oh wait I'm heterosexual.
#138941
<Siege> oh dear lord
<Siege> i might have fucked up bad
<Siege> i was taking this test in my anthropology class and the question asked about the last common ancestor between chimpanzees and humans
<Siege> im pretty sure i accidentally wrote something like "although they share many similarities, the humans and chinese branched off into different species ages ago"
<Siege> instead of chimpanzees
Comment: irc.lessthanthree.us #<3
#309242
<Elizacat> our government couldn't stop a baby from choking on a plastic bag if it was on the congressional floor
<Elizacat> half of the house would say the baby should be allowed to die
<Elizacat> from its own stupidity
<Elizacat> and the other half would be too busy attaching riders to the bill to take the bag off the baby's head
<Elizacat> so in the end, the bill to remove the bag from its head, would contain funding packages for at least 10 gov't agencies
<Elizacat> then the senate would bicker that it's GOP legislation to remove the bag and that there should be a total ban on all bags everywhere
<Elizacat> in the end a supreme court ruling would rule it's unconstitutional to remove the bag from the baby's head, rendering it moot
<Elizacat> during all this
<Elizacat> obama just stays silent
<Elizacat> and prefers to focus on the fiscal cliff
<Andy> DISTRACTION
#22005
<wan1234> is it possible cd rom can read dvd?
<wan1234> can cd rom read dvd
<wan1234> can cd rom read dvd?
<@URLofLocksley> wan1234: No.
<DaDuck> wan1234, only after its sprinkled with magic pixie dust
<slideshow> wan1234 yes it can, but you have to leave chat to make it work properly
<wan1234> but my friend told me that it can be done by flashing the cdrom bios
<Splodge`> You could always take the motor, circuitry and laser from a dvd drive and put it into a cd-rom.....
<Splodge`> Your friend is a dork wan1234
<DaDuck> lol Splodge`
<DaDuck> magic pixie dust is simpler
<Splodge`> pixie dust is region coded
<slideshow> lol
<slideshow> you can get a pixie dust crack though
<wan1234> ooo
<wan1234> where i can can get that?
<Splodge`> hahaha
#6560
<mistress> no throw nice laptops against wall. p2-233, 192mb ram.
<mistress> (thats his. mine's a p200 with 32mb of ram.
<mistress> maybe his is a 266. i forget. but i remember what video chipset it uses.
<mistress> i guess its up to a girl to know a man's hardware better than he does.