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#11648
<Homer> Hydrac7: $400 Cdn or less now, get a job for like two weeks
<Hydrac7> How much is that in USD?
<Homer> like $12
#278
*** Joins: SLiPMaTT` (slippy@I.get.my.STDs.from.the.girls.at.geishagarden.com)
#305330
<Hadley> PONY WANNA SEE MY DICK
<Pony> no, hadley. I am strictly in the vagina business
<Hadley> Pony: you should consider expanding your market! i have some brochures about the penis market, if you'd like
<Pony> why have more penis if you already have one yourself
<Pony> it's like buying a second iphone. it's pointless and not usefull
<Hadley> Pony: like the iphone, a penis lacks multitasking, which is where investing in multiples comes in handy
<Pony> then it's still overkill, hadley. the second one should be an ipad or ipod in that case
<Hadley> Pony: so... if i get the analogy correctly... you're only interested in a penis if it's twice as big as your current one?
<Pony> yes
<Hadley> THEN HAVE I GOT GREAT NEWS FOR YOU
#5876
<straylight> Y'know, I just realized something... why the fuck are we
sending in the NORMAL armed forces against Osama bin Laden? Isn't this
right up GI JOE's alley?
<straylight> I mean, what the hell are we paying THEM for?
<straylight> Hell, the theme song even says "GI JOE is there!"
#73453
<KefkaIIV> I had a dream that you could put Javascript in C++, and I made a code that had a bunch of pop-ups.
<blank> You became a Mozilla developer in your sleep.
#29249
<Ron> Not all those tricks are that amazing.
<Lance> Hey, if a dog can get a server up in Korea before it gets eaten, I'd give that a 9.
#33242
<wild-> Rosie weds longtime girlfriend, slams Bush
<repp0r> ...
<repp0r> :x
<splice> yeah you and rosie make great allies
<repp0r> I had to read that twice to get the joke.
<repp0r> I was actually going to make the joke, but then I realized it had already been done.
<repp0r> wild, in all his CTRL+V greatness, is quite crafty.
Comment: #ramen on EFNet
#1673
<LkTrout1> enex's underwear is big enough to fit over Hatter's ego.
#34962
<Lazesharp> OMG when did bash change to www.phrise.com!???
<TeddyBear> apparently since you went there last..
<Lazesharp> ...
<Lazesharp> damn your bulletproof logic
#2110
<RaMTuFF> i like my women like i like my coffee
<RaMTuFF> quiet !
#20192
<WC|spieler> Installing photoshop from within a compressed archive.
<WC|spieler> with my antivirus active
<WC|spieler> this ought to turn out well.
<WC|spieler> sometime next summer
#28992
<icmp> last night i went out with this chick, she wanted to give me a handjob i said no way my hands are just fine thank you and left promptly..what a weirdo!
#30354
<zP|Russina`cs> the teacher was like justin did you do your homework
<zP|Russina`cs> i was like no forgot to
<zP|Russina`cs> shes like well thats bad news
<zP|Russina`cs> i was like well i got some good news i just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance
#993
serluny: how long did it took u to learn c?
ReDPriest:4.5 minutes
serluny:how did u do that?
ReDPriest:i downloaded it into my brain..i got a program to do
that
serluny:what program
ReDPriest:download shit into your brain v3.1
serluny:how do i download it?
ReDPriest: go to www.downloadable-shit-for-your-brain.com
serluny:i cant download it something is wrong
#7450
<@Bojangle> splurge: This one time, my friend called the cops for getting a threatning phone call. SO the cops come over to just see what my friend is like, to judge if he was BSing or not
<@Bojangle> So they come over, and start chatting my friend up, they go, "What do you do?" and he's like, "I'm a computer consultant
<@Bojangle> "Oh yeah, what are ya' working on?" and he's like, "Oh, some webserver"
<@Bojangle> So then these two cops start talking about how he should use another server, and how the server he's using sucks, and how he should set up a database for certain things, lmao
<@splurge> HAHAHA
<@Bojangle> And my friend's like, "What are you, cops or computer programmers?" and he's like, "Oh, I just like to play around in my spare time"
<@Bojangle> It was like something outta Seinfeld
<@splurge> id skullfuck them and leave their corpses in the backyard
<@Bojangle> Me too
#11132
<Tarage> I hate to update to things, they always make it worse
<@Ixnorp> you're too pessimistic. I bet that if you jumped off a building
you would expect to land in a truck full of pillows
<anorexic_poodle> wouldnt that make it optimistic
<@Ixnorp> no, because he would have failed to kill himself
#58885
<smiley1635> Anybody want a 9.1gb scsi HD?
<Strings> What colour is it?
#10396
[S+Z] Signoff: Atlaz_ (.)
<Joke> Why does Atlaz always quit with just one tit?
#289597
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hotdog003: Hey, Pythoneers! I thought that objects worked like this: object.attribute But someone wrote code that looked like this: object->something -- What's that -> do? I didn't find it in the docs...
MizardX: That's C
hotdog003: Oh. No wonder it didn't work. Thanks.
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#53006
ell: buzz tracker.
Ik: I almost asked what buzz tracker does.
Ik: But then I remembered, I have the internet.
Comment: The student has learned to Google...
#24947
-Skandranon- Sorry for this services thing. Some 13-year old never-get-a-date is flooding us again. Perhaps once he realizes there are two types of people (boy people, and girl people) he'll find something else to do. [global message, all replies will be fed to some animal]
#24030
<kmad> today, me and jake were playing tennis
<kmad> this mom with her son, like 11 years old, were watching us play
<kmad> a ball was hit over to them, so I ran over to pick it up
<kmad> the kid asks me, "How did you get so good at tennis??"
<kmad> I think for a second, try to hold back a grin
<kmad> "Drugs."
<kmad> The mom gave me a big old FUCK YOU and stormed off with her kid
#1487
<`TiGgEr`> fuck u need a dvd drive to rip dvd's thats what the program says
<`TiGgEr`> alls ya want is to put a rented dvd in to ripp it and watch it later but no u need the fuckn dvd drive
#2053
<Gwar> u might as well be holding your penis if you're using a joystick in quake
#30520
<pkmk> fuck i'm in wordpad now
<pabegimas> programming with wordpad? wow that's really bad
<pkmk> actually wordpad is very good for programming - you can set the font what you want