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#6949
<dh> man irc is a waste of time...i should go play quake or something...
#71440
<A_SN> lol wtf, from the english "Earth" article on Wikipedia
<A_SN> "It is the largest planet in the world."
Comment: http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Earth&oldid=85281232
#16568
<clubransom> I want my isp to block this 900 number stuff.
#33619
(freckles) my now 19 yr old cousin was like that about the same age. turns out she had ADD
(Triax) ?
(freckles) attention deficit disorder
(Eruntje) attention deficit .. hey lets go ride bikes!
#299433
* mib_a1mlh (43a93d21@widget.mibbit.com) has joined #buddhism
<mib_a1mlh> im a new buhdist and was wondering what should i focus on
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<@urgen> focus on staying longer...
<@urgen> either that or spelling
Comment: efnet
#38535
<mata> so my friend is telling me this story... hes going at it with this chick.. . her beds on the floor on top of a box spring.. but still on the floor.. so hes banging this chick.. and all of the sudden her dog comes over and LICKS HIS ANUS..full on anal lick. went straight for it.. not a cheeck not a leg.. but his ANUS... but like a trooper he kept pumping away and just tried to push the dog away with his other hand
#1351
<slyfox> lol
<slyfox> dude! I typed "lol" with my head!!!
#38098
<@ecks> do you have any pets that have a pension for eating things of former girlfriends?
<@f0rked> pension?
<@zeleftikam> no
<@Firebug24k> penchant
<@zeleftikam> all my pets have 401k s
#37123
(+fleet) my family just left for a holiday
(+fleet) I now own this house for two weeks
(+fleet) time to break out the porn and masturbate furiously!
#57848
<Yoshi> 28. [Harvest Moon 64] What is the name of the puppy that the potion shop owner and his grandkids kept?
<Yoshi> Here's a hint, J
<J> wat
<J> wats my hint
#14623
(_3TS|ZaW): ahh yes...i recall when i first lit my nuts ablaze...it was in chemistry...it said "light the burner." and when i was lighting it, my pants slipped off and my penis flopped over the bunson burner...darndest thing...
#304568
Kasm279: what does flash use?
fleebailey33: cpu
#13359
<TrivBot> Question 3. A man's beard grows fastest when he ______?
<_Cozmo_> shaves it
<emul8or__> shaves
<RatAway> jacks off
<TrivBot> Here's a hint: antici
<Rjx> anticipates sex
<TrivBot> Rjx got the answer: anticipates sex. In: 5.7secs.
<Rjx> wtf?
#667
<Chis> anyone experienced with shavers?
<Chis> i need to get one on ebay)
<Chis> http://search.ebay.com/search/search.dll?MfcISAPICommand=GetResult&ht=1&SortProperty=MetaEndSort&query=electric+shaver
<Spidey> dude
<Spidey> just go to the damn store
#32560
<@Hellfish> wow, we actually had a funny joke going till you RUINED IT with goatse
#300953
<@Rjx> how the fuck Newton figured this shit out without the internet is beyond me
<@Rjx> in my first year I had a lecturer who would make us all say "we're not worthy" when he put a picture of newton up on the screen
<@Rjx> he'd actually stop the class until people played along
<@Rjx> quite a few of the class members were international students from saudi arabia, they'd never seen wayne's world
<@Rjx> so he actually set them a homework assignment to watch it
#15684
<kanzen> heh.. this guy's ont he phone calling his computer pookie.. "Oh come
on pookie, you can do it pookie.. there you go pookie, thats it... "
#140546
<Johnny> has there been a zombie tv series?
<Luigi30> the osbournes
#5760
<razorjd1> But i know what's first person shoter better than any body here!!!!
<razorjd1> why ppl think that 14 years old boy can't understand in computers???
<razorjd1> what the fuck is ur prob, son tof the bitches???
<razorjd1> i play UT all day and u say that i don't know what's first person shoter is???
<razorjd1> i overclock since i was 10 so don't call me stupid, i understand in computers better than any one here.
<razorjd1> Beware, or else i will hack to ur computer...
<razorjd1> Fuck u all!!!
#9103
<vmob_babe> french is a beautiful language.
<agent_rot> i dont like it
<vmob_babe> why is that?
<agent_rot> cuz i dont like words like 'bourdoeux' or whatever are "bordo"
<vmob_babe> hmm.
<agent_rot> theyre just trying to cheat at scrabble i tell you!
#32497
<@Mike> ahah!
<@Zero> ?
<@Mike> the source for microsoft windows!
<@Mike> 10 * BEGIN
<@Mike> 100 GOSUB 7000 ; * Load stuff
<@Mike> 110 GOSUB 900 ; * Show windows logo
<@Mike> 120 GOSUB 20000 ; * Prompt for operator login
<@Mike> 130 GOSUB 32000 ; * Fill half of memory with DLL's
<@Mike> 140 GOSUB 16000 ; * Time waster loop
#300150
<kiwi_> How come when your wifes pregnant, all her female friends rub her tummy and say congratulations! But none of them rub your cock and say well done?
<Artifice> By extension, it would be your GUY friends rubbing your johnson
#28743
<WaSp> nice day outside
<WaSp> w00t
<WaSp> spring break soon
<WaSp> doubel w00t
<WaSp> no parents home over spring break
<WaSp> triple w00t
<@HamWork> no poontang over spring break
<@HamWork> lose 3 woots
#9642
<Saktoth> I hope blackthorn takes over brittania and institutes a new regime of laser lights and techno music
#8881
<fo0bar> man, do you know HOW FUCKING LONG a 15ft kvm cable is?
<synec> 15ft?