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#5376
<]RE[-NarcDog> damn thats a hard on...
<]RE[-NarcDog> one*
#303306
<ratty> It's really sad cycling past people who are drunk at 9:20 am. I mean, I can't have a beer for 8 more hours.
#8531
[invertiga] back
[Lord-Data] we missed you
[Lord-Data] wait.. no we didnt
#28796
<Quiksilve> is there any other free domains than .tk?
<hydro-> a .com address is free if you suck internic's cock
<Quiksilve> hydro-: that's not funny=)
<hydro-> you say that now
<hydro-> but 10 years down the line, when you're giving head for domains, you won't be doing it to humor yourself
#180402
<moDumass> after a while youl find dreamweaver is more of a wysiwtf than a wysiwyg
Comment: Freenode/#ubuntu
#48577
--> GakFace (~GakFace@SF-C3E4458F.aubnin.dsl-w.verizon.net) has joined #prometheus
<GakFace> I'd just like to let you all know that I"m missing class right now and that I have a very good reason.
<GakFace> I have no freaking idea WHERE my keys are
<GakFace> Not one single clue.
<numist> :o
<numist> and you came here to ask us to help you find them?
#37924
<Dudicon> Man, I cut my throat shaving today, right on the trachea. It's felt weird all day.
<Spack> CUT DEEPER
#1063
(nexxai) looking at porn with your dad's girlfriend in the room is weird
#21265
<Jotarou> Man I masturbate in the shower so much, I'm surprised a baby hasn't crawled out of the bathdrain
#32118
(@Plex) crap i need to stop saying things outloud when i say them on irc
(@Plex) i said 'molest' and i think my mom heard.
#56416
<DietPop> ahahha my neighbor is a dumbass
<DietPop> a couple weeks ago he was getting ready to bbq and i was outside walking my dog, and i saw him putting lighter fluid on it
<DietPop> i'm looking at him and i say "doug i think you're using too much lighter fluid on that grill"
<DietPop> he's like "well the charcoal is moist from the rain last month so i need more fluid on it"
<DietPop> i could have told him that it'd probably do fine, but instead i said "yeah, you're probably right"
<DietPop> i think he finished off the bottle, strikes a match..
<DietPop> the next thing i see is a good sized fireball which singes most of the hair on his head
<DietPop> he freaks out and knocks over the grill...spills out on the lawn and the lawn catches on fire
<DietPop> i'm laughing so hard i could barely run over there and hose him and the lawn down
<DietPop> best day ever
<DietPop> to top it off, yesterday he brought home a new propane grill
#6938
<eric> ...whered #goatsex go?
<PyroP> hell.
<eric> mommy, where do cheerleaders come from?
<PyroP> hell.
<eric> ...whats lleh backwards?
<LdySaphyre> cheerleader.
#298929
<ehird> erm, presumably two processes have a reason to talk
<ehird> or are you writing "blind date OS"
#81
<shaft`> I bought it through a special deal at work
<Guilty> The deal where you put what you can under your jacket?
#18446
<RoyalBlood> hes like "my dad tells me all about cars cuz he downloads them from the internet" ...
<RoyalBlood> i would have slapped him if i was closer
* Fembot knows all about women 'cause he d/l's them off the Internet
#12
<Moot> ok, here's what we do
<Moot> we break into AOL HQ
<Moot> and instead of the AOL setup utility, we put metallica mp3s on all of the startup cds
#303953
<Bentley> mIRC script is what happened when bash and csh got together and had a kid, and then dropped acid and took overdoses of thalidomide
#278831
<laffy> i wanna get stoned
<assembler> go to iran then
#28726
<+stackman> you got laid?
<Zippy2> no
<Zippy2> slept with her
<+stackman> ...
<@HamWork> fag
<@HamWork> fucking fag
<@HamWork> she was like "would you like to go to bed with me" Zippy is like "Sure, ZzZzZz"
--later--
<Zippy2> well
<Zippy2> we did watch a porno
<@HamWork> only Zippy could fuck up odds like that
#7917
<Zaph23> I wanna go to one of those h00ker golf tourneys
<Zaph23> I can't play for crap but who cares
<DJ_Dave> heh
<DJ_Dave> gotta pay extra to play that hole
#16826
<Abit667> its hard to tell the difference between dick and ass sometimes
#12193
<missing> a chick walks by, u wish u could sex her
<missing> but ya standin on the wall like u was poindexter!
<akaIDIOT> since when is sex a verb?
<corngrits> i had sex
<corngrits> isnt that a verb ?
<ceraph> no, thats a miracle
#8124
<korben> i have a very rich and satisfying sex/personal life!
<Iceman> self satisifying? :P
<korben> hell no
<korben> its a very varied sex life
<korben> sometimes i swap hands
#300794
<Nub> Can someone explain to me how cells divide?
<K4rli> o
<K4rli> 0
<K4rli> 8
<K4rli> oo
#8278
<the__man> does anyone know if any brothel is open at this hour? i need some action right away
<+Octane> the__man: you've been blessed with two hands and ten fingers. go figure it out.