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#33156
<!fis> finally my nickalert works =D
<!fis> FUCK
<!fis> i think my screen just burnt through
<!fis> i can type
<!fis> but i don't see anything
<!Purge> fis
<!Purge> fis
<!Purge> fis
<!Purge> fis
<!Purge> fis
<!Purge> fis
<!fis> stop that
<!Purge> actually.. i just tried to morse you something =/
#8492
<KKKBitch> im making jason take me out for dinner !!%^&*)
<KKKBitch> i have my speech ready for when he walks in the door and all.
<Bayls> KK - What's your speech?
<KKKBitch> "if you take me out for dinner, i won't give you any of my PMT shit - the end"
<KKKBitch> i used to say "if you take me out for dinner, i'll suck your dick" but he soon found that i was lying.
#69640
[helf] my trip was stupid. it was my fault :P the problem that is. i had forgotten and left automatic updates enabled.. so it would download updates, restart itself and our hard drive protection hardware/software would kick in on reboot and revert any changes made.. so it just sat there all morning looping
[helf] i got there and all the public machines were rebooting
[helf] the nontechnical lady was all 'they wont stopp!!!!!!"
#15454
[Shinji] my pants are pretty disturbed too!
[Shinji] then again, you'd be pretty disturbed if you spent your life this close to my crotch.
#146
<lux> !8ball is dickdug a f4g?
<noodles> lux, You wish.
#15192
<Kallahar> use telnet
<Nygis> i cant find the answer in telnet
<Kallahar> well, try harder. maybe you aren't pushing the keys in all the way.
<Nygis> but im pushin as hard as i can
#306132
< mike|laptop> osama bin laden was killed before duke nukem forever came out
#294927
Jones: I had no idea that in the latest patch they added a confirmation box for /gquit
Maero: ahahah
Leggoes has left the guild
kyush has left the guild
#8658
<imsuxok> Maybe there'll be some breakthrough in internet technology
<imsuxok> I hear the powerline stuff is close to being released commercially
<imsuxok> I'm just worried that it'll overload the outlets in my old house. I don't feel like burning to death just so I can download porn faster.
#4789
<DrWoody> Look I'm writing a letter!
<DrWoody> Dear Internet Explorer:
<DrWoody> I HATE YOU! DIE!!
#44155
<tina_> ill have u know im very happy with my partner
<jeriko> sure, but does he know that we fucked 3 months ago you dirty little slut. but don't worry i won't say anything to russell
<tina_> im not sure if he knows. why not ask tina when she releives her MOM from the computer?
* jeriko (jeriko@pyramid.majic.org) has left #disturbed
#344
<concubine> NO CAPSLOCK! I AM UKRAINE
#24011
< CausaSui> So I was showing a coworker bsd, and explaining flags, and speficically the schg flag
< CausaSui> And to give him an example that even root can't delete schg flagged stuff, I tried rm /kernel
< CausaSui> But it turns out that, for some reason, on fresh installs of 4.8, none of the kernels are flagged schg
#88
<Infe> but if i ever hit a deer with my car i'll be damned if i don't try to finish it off, i'll need the food after all my money is fixing the car#@$#@
#24056
<whitcomb> i love you
<adorecm> i love you too.
<whitcomb> aww...
<whitcomb> let's make babies
<adorecm> okie
<adorecm> who leads?
<whitcomb> you mean, since we're not physiologically capable of making babies?
<whitcomb> me
#20493
<HellFyre> AIM has about the functionality of a shaved poodle on fire.
<jsi> HellFyre: At least that can enrage the French.
#296081
<urbex> neat....Niagara Falls is ~12,000 years old
<dopey> what was there 12,001 years ago?
<Bunsen> The interesting thing about Niagara Falls is the way it's been eating its way up the river over those tens of thousands of years.
<Bunsen> When it gets back to Lake Erie, it'll pretty much drain the lake and reduce it to the Erie River.
<niteshad> Bunsen: that'll suck for all those ports along Lake Erie, like Cleveland.
<dopey> niteshad: Not at all. It just means that cleveland can expand north like it has longed to do for ~12,000 years.
<Bunsen> niteshad: If we're not shipping goods in fusion-powered spacecraft by the time it happens, then we suck as a species and deserve the fate of having to build more Cleveland.
#902
psxfaQ: <-- eating spam
e l i t e m r p: id do that but it wastes too much printer paper
#21634
<Chojin_> I mean I'm STILL insulted that she saw me just as a walking dildo
<bngrybt> heh
<bngrybt> yeah that's what tisha thought of me i think
<CommanderStab> I'd be insulted at that Chojin, but only that she acutally BELIEVED she could get away with it
<bngrybt> cuz jody asked her what she liked about me and the first thing she said was practically "well his dick's like 8 inches long!
#33813
<motolov> why arent the fat girls honest at least
<motolov> like, hobbies: eating, stuffing my face until my colon hurts
<motolov> etc.
#302362
<fahadsadah> Note to self: do not code when tired
<fahadsadah> Guess what was in my code?
<fahadsadah> Rather than #!/usr/bin/ruby at the top
<fahadsadah> print "#!/usr/bin/ruby\n"
#53189
<Hajuu> Man I love it at my work when old ladies call me a gentleman... Makes me wanna fuck.
#150311
l70uke: network connections says it cant find an IP address
dbbolton: open a web browser and type 192.168.1.1 in the address bar
dbbolton: what happens
l70uke: "please enter disk into drive a"
dbbolton: what the FUCK
#15837
<cochese04> Next time I'm at the pet store, I'm gonna take a hampster and drop it in the scorpion cage.
<cochese04> I wanna see what a hampster's face looks like when it goes, "oh, fuck."
#7691
*** OpsuPup has joined #Aussie-Warez
<OpsuPup> fap fapping fap
<OutLore> indeed
<OutLore> howd you guess?
<OutLore> i mean nothing.
<OpsuPup> i can hear you from mornington dude
<OpsuPup> the walls are shaking
* OutLore blushes