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#38985
<BiscuitLynai> 4 days from now is the anniversay of alliyah's death =(
<Gabriel> I remember when she died
<Gabriel> I felt bad masturbating to a dead person
Comment: #forum-m@irc.freenode.net
#29452
<@parasyte> I went straight towards my room where my nice large full size bed I had since I was 5 years old awaited me. I opened the door and...
<@parasyte> ... there is my sister, riding her fat boyfriend, fucking his brains out.
<@parasyte> My first thought was, "Wow, she had perky tits". My second thought was, "Wow, so does he",
#29144
<Sydeshow> it was just way too odd this morning. Like. "why the fuck does my ass hurt!"
#22297
* Sharkey changes topic to 'PORN HERE'
* Sharkey sets mode: -s
<Roger> ...this won't end good.
#25202
<burrahobbit> "Hi, my name is Tyson Vandagriff and, I am going to be your roommate next year at OU."
<burrahobbit> AND COMMA
<burrahobbit> HOLY CRAP MY ROOMMATE IS RETARDED
#82268
<+Syanda> also, the p key on my laptop just came out =(
<%Slagg> :(
<+Turks> who uses the p key anyway? :P
<+Turks> oh wait
#31500
<Goonie> earthquakes are a good thing tho
<Goonie> it selectively removes old buildings and historical buildings so that new ones that are better can be built
<Goonie> natural selection for buildings
<Goonie> and then other buildings get demoted to historical and the cycle repeats
#39890
< drinker> CFC you're not a real criminal, are you?
< CFC> no... im a counterfeit one :\
< CFC> blame gamespy and its wierd as hell random nick generator
< CFC> i got Counterfeitcriminal and ArmouredCrack :|
< drinker> :-)
< drinker> you chose well between them. The latter sounds like a chastity
belt
#297854
<gauze> having sex with a girl who weighs twice as much as a normal girl doesn't make it a 3some
#22995
<nover> I think methamphetimines is the only word over 5 letters you hobags know how to spell
#57670
<TMH_> hmmm-mm
<TMH_> there really is no feeling quite like a new razorblade
<Rjx> that sounds like a linkin park lyric
Comment: EFNet/#geekissues
#78733
*Dravas has quit IRC
<Caprisun> im gonna take a video of me fucking that girl he likes
<PS31791> O_O
<PS31791> that would suck
<PS31791> if i saw that
<PS31791> id be like
*Takumi has joined #main
<PS31791> from now on im gonna be gay
<PS31791> ...
<PS31791> Takumi... i can explain...
<Caprisun> XD
#3362
<Dllem> "another expressed his desire to try "onal sex." We're not sure what that is, but it sounds kinky."
#301358
*** Dice has joined #RDIOOC
<Quia`> roll 2*d6
<Dice> Quia` rolled 2*d6, it returns --> ( 2*d6 = 1 6 ) (7)
<+Komaru> Oh
<+Komaru> Awesome
<+Komaru> roll 99*d999
<Dice> Komaru rolled 99*d999, it returns --> ( 99*d999 = 232 86 149 570 818 481 574 502 713 588 796 766 723 334 221 725 142 579 680 913 195 971 810 859 532 866 624 394 345 392 415 351 402 802 112 404 311 672 899 653 892 862 871 883 958 96 190 921 625 860 646 426 365 333 497 331 613 712 907 604 691 888 382 421 861 629 238 405 873 284 917 3 621 741 708 598 536 345 613 154 591 25 650 306 839 942 799 720 138 123 464 758 31 96 108 935 997 268 315 ) (54206)
<Quia`> WHY IS THAT THE FIRST THING ANYONE DOES WITH IT?
#53184
<keith> 10 dollars on shipping and handling for a domain name
<keith> wtf
<keith> there is no shiping on a domain
<keith> fucking idiots
<keith> WHAT IDIOT PUTS SHIPING PRICES ON A DOMAIN OR WEBSITE
<keith> Shipping
<keith> to CAN
<keith> you cant ship a web address
<Renegade> they ship you a receipt
<Renegade> and a note
<Renegade> saying that you're a dumbass for paying shipping
<Renegade> on a domain name
#310374
<@DigDug> whoa, adobe is dropping flash linux support
<@|silicon> I say we go to their house and wreck up the place
<@DigDug> i say we send them a cake
<@DigDug> maybe they'll drop mac and win support too
#306475
[about Stony Brook "SB Guardian"]
<tonyb> "With this feature users can set a time that coincides with the time they expect to travel from one location on campus to another. If the caller arrives safely and deactivates their timer, the University Police Department will never receive notification that a timer was ever set. " ahahaha
[...]
<fahadsadah> What happens when your phone battery runs out?
<tonyb> Well, the police come of course
<nathan> and arrest you for battery?
#1498
<steef> i feel sorry for kids today, when they reminisce on their childhood, they will have songs by britney spears and backstreet boys
#17897
<deh> fuck
<deh> man lead singer of hanson
<deh> fuck shes so hot
#34140
<@FarkStatsBot> think you need to reboot
<star_angel> i did that already
<star_angel> so bot
<@FarkStatsBot> did you restart the computer?
<star_angel> yeah
<@FarkStatsBot> still didn't fix it?
<star_angel> and when i did then knux was lordcrank
<@FarkStatsBot> you might have a virus
<star_angel> no i have a school pc i cant get viruses... but thanks
#11705
*** Joins: Nighters (mmckesso@HSE-Toronto-ppp179585.sympatico.ca)
<Temujin> NIGHT
<Temujin> Perhaps you can arbitrate this disagreement.
<Nighters> Temujin loses.
<Nighters> disagreement arbitrated.
<Temujin> GODDAMMIT
#50857
<%robert> we should do a group suicide
<%robert> it could be fun
<%robert> and if not, well, we just won't do it again
Comment: #wpi
#23106
<BloodFromStone> "You wouldn't think incest was wrong if you had cousins as hot as mine."
#50573
<Ragnara> 02:58:23 <Supuun> hay guys
<Ragnara> 02:06:32 <Libido> Hay.
<Ragnara> TIME PARADOX
<Ragnara> Oh wait
<Ragnara> Daylight savings
#2337
<blazemore> kof97, magical drop 3, neo turf masters
<blazemore> couple others
<Brazenhrt> Heh...Magical Drop.
<blazemore> magical drop 3 is great :~)
<Brazenhrt> I didn't say it wasn't.
<blazemore> brazenhrt: i didn't say that you insisted it wasn't.
<Brazenhrt> blazemore: I didn't say that you said that I insisted it wasn't.
<blazemore> brazenhrt: you said that you didn't say it wasn't awesome in response to my saying it was awesome, which thereafter i said i didn't say that you insisted it wasn't.
<Brazenhrt> Oh god.
<Brazenhrt> Never mind.
* PhorceP 's head explodes