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#8250
<Amenace> so your a fifteen year old girl that thinks my wife is hot, hang on while i have a wank
#297972
<Crimson_Dynamo> If I were stranded on a desert isle, I think I would make a girl out of coconuts, but she'd probably just want to be friends
#15618
<Icaby> i think im like 5'1 260 <Paul_Bunyan> Cool, a human sphere
#2368
<BLOODHat> Nakago: I got Civ3 to work
<Nakago> good.. I'm about to burn mine
<Nakago> its so fun when every fucking race in the game declares war against you at the same time
<Dr_Tofu> nakago: now you see what afghanistan feels like :P
#52794
<Haplo> Just in case you guys didn't believe me yet.
<Haplo> The client bringing the desserts and drinks for the party just showed up.
<Haplo> This is an office of TWELVE PEOPLE.
<Haplo> And he brought:
<Haplo> two cakes, a cheesecake sampler, two bags of Lindt truffles, one of those large containers of cookies from the grocery store, two containers of fudge (one peanut-butter), mini-cupcakes, and four bags of assorted holiday candy (Twix, Crunch, Kisses, etc)
<AdP> Wow. That's a sugar coma waiting to happen.
<Fusilliban> Yes, and I must claim it as mine.
<tanuki> IS THERE A DENTIST IN THE HOUSE?
<Haplo> We're next door to the dental school yes.
<tanuki> Haplo: sure they didn't bribe the guy into bringing that much sugar?
* tanuki grumbles about his missing pastamastery
<Haplo> Actually tanuki, the point is that the guy is trying to bribe US to buy more of his products.
<AdP> Yeah, from the spread, I'm guessing the client is in the insulin business.
#55857
digmikey: the longest i had sex was 1 hour 10second. but was the day we set the clocks ahead.
#5396
<+SirLudicrus> type /who *.edu and you see why college students fail so much
#4084
<nightfal:#java> damn, this quotedb gets funnier as a function of sleep loss
#39617
<@FiYoG> the average human has 6 to 8 pounds of skin
<+Toba> wow
<Bog> how much is that?
<@FiYoG> I don't remember the kg conversion
<@FiYoG> it's like the weight of a hard drive and a half
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#309512
< elliott> As mentioned in the outline history section a French artillery officer by the name of Nicholas Cugnot (1729-1804) made a steam three-wheeler intended for military use in 1769. This was arguably the first 'motor vehicle' although the small boiler could carry only enough water for a fifteen minute run and the maximum speed was about 4mph.
< elliott> In spite of these limitations on his first road trial of the three wheeler machine, making him arguably the first motorist, M. Cugnot hit a wall, becoming the first motorist to have an accident, and after several more experiments he scored the hat trick by becoming the first person to be arrested and imprisoned for dangerous driving.
#3389
<Ad0> anyone got monsters inc?
<Ad0> my gf wants to see it
<Idler> Ad0: No, but I got a monster in my pants
<Idler> and I bet your girlfriend wants to see that
#20211
<cat_gurrrl> I'm not a common street hooker! I am a self employed roadside massage therapist!
#33277
<goatasaur> if you ate nothing but corn for like two days, and then took a shit, and took a picture of it, you could be an internet celebrity
<goatasaur> such is the power of the internet
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#10915
<McEi8th> God damn it
<McEi8th> I walked in on my mom last night sucking off my dad and I saw his dong
<McEi8th> It was pretty sick
<Pozzi> Dude that wasn't your dad...
* Pozzi runs
#25540
<NewFoundGonads> "if gamecubes could give head.. girls would be in a shit load of trouble"
#9595
<Sunil> Theoretically, if I were to know your password, what would it be?
#29400
<oreo> If you drink, don't park. Accidents cause people.
#30393
<@kellyjo> old macdonald had a farm
<@SalvadorChicka> e i e i o
<@kellyjo> and on that farm there was a lobster
<@SalvadorChicka> e i e i o
<@kellyjo> with an <insert lobster noise> here
<@SalvadorChicka> haha
#309350
<Proview_> freshman year of college, i'm like... oh, yeah, im going to try and be leet and install gentoo. try loading it frmo a flash drive, 20 minutes later, my HDD was erased, my external 2 TB drive was erased, AND THE FLASH DRIVE gentoo came on was erased
<Proview_> i had to email all of my professors and tell them "i tried installing gentoo and now i have nothing left. my work will be late"
<Proview_> my comp sci professors just responded with "understandable"
#4502
<Khross|Zzz> You can't have my precious cock ring.
<nilBnW|Zzz> You'll have to pry it from my cold, dead cock!!
#3158
<aNuBiS-> RaMTuFF: You should know better than to drive under the influence of a hard-on
#18761
<drunkers> any of you sweet cookies wanna chat?
<Kathy102> hi
<drunkers> not you crumb
#18616
<UBeR> If Barbie is so popular, then why do you have to buy her friends?
#4134
<Scofco> just because i like hairless chicks with small tits, and that are younger than me, does not make me a pedophile
<Scofco> it makes me borderline pedophile
#34059
<SilverTallest> ABSTINENCE! NOBODY'S DOING IT!
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