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#80430
<Rocky> awesome! script done
<Rocky> simple but useful know what i mean?
<Rocky> if you type !song, you can view what i'm listening to
<Rocky> try it
<Rocky> oh shit wait
<Siege> !song
* Rocky is dancing to brazilian gal fucks horse MUST-SEE awesome porn slut rape bitch bestiality hot porno jpg mpg mpeg jpeg great scat whore [53:24m/371Kbps/44KHz]
* Quits: Rocky (grapes@40597861.8D6CA4AC.718E664C.IP) (Quit: )
Comment: irc.cheatlist.com #warez
#14045
<Rosipam> (is glad she has AOL now)
<Rosipam> ^_^
...
<Zack`> Rosipam?
<Rosipam> Hello.
<Zack`> When did you get AOL?
<Rosipam> A few weeks ago.
<Zack`> What did you have before that?
<Rosipam> Microsoft Internet Explorer.
<Zack`> Ah
<Zack`> What do you like about AOL?
<Rosipam> It's faster.
<Zack`> Wow.
<Zack`> What was your old Internet connection?
*** Rosipam (quickchat@=RWNRPD119P.ipt.aol.com) Quit (Connection reset by peer)
#3810
<Scofco> i used to have wet dreams about carmen sandiego
#26339
<Xerox> ...Oh god. Nintendo gave me a preview DVD of apparently quite a lot of their games. I have no DVD player. I do, however, have a PS2. CAN ANYONE SEE THE IRONY HERE!?
#16971
<ncc386> It seems to be an oral fixation that drives me to smoke and when I quit 3 weeks ago I started eating more. If that's the case there is a healther, cleaner, more fun oral practice that could satisfy me.
#30082
<@Psycho> Bush has the guts to attack tho
<@Stapler[BTEG]> Because Bush is going to be on the frontlines, right?
<@Psycho> well he would if we let him
<@Fuel[BTEG]> Bush on the frontline, hah
<@Fuel[BTEG]> The only lines bush knows about involve a razor blade and a rolled up $20.
Comment: #bteg, Gamesnet
#39526
< The_Q> su - 9070b574c12
< The_Q> aww man. ignore that -- it's not my root password!!!!!
-!- The_Q [~xxx@xxx] has quit ["0wned"]
-!- The_Q [~xxx@xxx has joined #channel]
< The_Q> Hey, wtf happened to my box?!?!
#307947
<Pryoidain> So I had this brilliant Idea to patch portage to support Regex....
<Pryoidain> Like..massive regex standard strings
<LtBrenton> @_@
<Pryoidain> and then just for curiosity I ran emerge --search --desc ***
<Pryoidain> This system sounds like a turbine and I've lost a shell >.>
#8236
<Reaver_Reload> theres over 500 retards at my college
<Reaver_Reload> its like david vs goliath, except golaith is a retard
<Folken> So you kill retards with rocks?
<Reaver_Reload> Yes.
<Reaver_Reload> Yes we do.
#1711
<Zorglub> will php work on old browsers?
#5432
<DAL9000> i was kicking ass at scrabble
<DAL9000> and got dropped
<DAL9000> i really should spend my time much more constructively than pummeling lonely housewives and unemployed fatguys in scrabble
#14382
<Kharn> D'ya think colouring my eye ball with a permanent marker will hurt?
#59529
<ArchPlan> I'm expecting an onslaught of malware to my company's network this week... we're temporarily disabling the firewall.
<ArchPlan> alot of malware may already be dormant on the company's machines, but then again, some new stuff might come as well
<fr_gment> So why not install some sort of warning system, by hanging out lanterns:
<fr_gment> One if by LAN, Two if by C:\
#354
*** Penfold has quit IRC (Excess Flood)
*** Penfold (abullard@missing.linc.ox.ac.uk) has joined #keble
<Penfold> Excess flood my arse
<Ganesh> no thanks
#305776
* Jorfs (Jorfs@9BEA575.2F81F144.8DE8CFAD.IP) has joined #britfa.gs
<Jorfs> Shit how do i chat up this hot redhead?
<music> okc?
<Jorfs> Nah im at a bar
<music> so let me get this straight
<music> you're at a bar
<music> and you're trying to chat a girl up
<music> but you don't know what to do, so you come on irc?
<Jorfs> Yes
<Jorfs> Why are they all laughing at me now?
<music> hahah
#295392
< beoba> i d8ed a guy who couldnt get work study because harvard was giving more money than federal rules allowed
< Sub-Zero> you know, it took me a few seconds to understand d8ed.
< Divine> it's some kind of g8alk
Comment: #raspberryheaven
#33176
<DrGrog> you know what's fun?
<DrGrog> when you take a knife and touch the little heat things in a toaster
<DrGrog> it's a rush
#1504
<dr\gonzo> fuck linux
<dr\gonzo> that's the OS for people that don't wear deodorant
#11887
<justin> why does bitchx sound so excited:
<justin> -:- BitchX: Join to #tenet was synched in 1.161 secs!!
<justin> it's like WOW man!!
<asm-X> cz, it's a hot little BitchX?
<asm-X> with nothing but secs!! on her mind
#17333
<MisterZ> You're all retards, only retards join this channel hahahaha!
#7855
<octo> no matter what anyone tells you, or how much you think it would be a good idea, never ever put aftershave on your balls
<HeXeDeCiMaL> OMG 0 ...
<Angelhair> curiosity will get you every time
<Ninja_Bill> as far as i know curiosity didnt make a cat put aftershave on its nuts
#21034
<Hatter_ui> Honestly, could you love yourself anymore you fuck?
<Otto> As a matter of fact, yes.
<Otto> My ribs are being removed as we speak.
#304973
<Think_Differentl> fuck, you'd think at xmas people would actually seed their torrents well
#22339
<gorefeend> my bum is all alone :/
#43486
(Smith) If you would like to kick someone from this chat room for whatever reason, you can by typing "/quit kick namehere reason" without the " " marks. Ex: /quit kick bob being stupid and annoying
• Quits: sl4yer (Morph6445@9CE85.827C4E.1FB30D20.IP) [QUIT: Smith idiot]
• Quits: Children_Of_Bodom (Morph5799@20E928.899F7CD.AC9BADB2.IP) [QUIT: kick Children_Of_Bodom Can i kick myself lol]
• Quits: Big_Lebowski (Joe_Nobody@p2p-8BC44.dnvr.qwest.net) [QUIT: kick necro i hate him]
• Quits: infamouseric (infamouser@p2p-89C5D.dial1.cincinnati1.level3.net) [QUIT: kick streetracer bahhh]