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#122335
<bp> 'i am legend' should have taken place in west philadelphia
<bp> and ended with the guy moving to bel-air
#249522
<Shadders> God is within Yourself
<Mike> then I hope He likes tacos, because tonight its what He's getting
#31202
<^Fizban^> I had a friend in college that wrote perl poems all the time
<^Fizban^> Guy was nutz
<^Fizban^> our $life = \$love and $togetherness;
<^Fizban^> and: foreach my $sweet (@first) {
<^Fizban^> little: until ($we . $met) { last 'and' }
<^Fizban^> }
<^Fizban^> if ($now . $we) { goto marry; $we . $shall }
<^Fizban^> bless our $life, More;
<osmaker> that's kinda sadish
<^Fizban^> warn "behave";
<^Fizban^> if (ignored) {
<^Fizban^> select paddle;
<^Fizban^> listen (protests, pleading);
<^Fizban^> shift overknee;
<^Fizban^> until (bottom == red) {use paddle};
<^Fizban^> study;
<^Fizban^> require apology;
<^Fizban^> if (no) redo;
#328
<Helpful-> [Akashra] I have a dream: 2199023255552 bytes free.
#298636
<Gilded> Info: I am now "the Insane" in WoW and have thus won in life
<Gilded> That is all
<insane_alien> winning in life and playing WoW are mutually exclusive
#12112
<zfact0r> I was playing Monopoly last night when I was drunk and I paid a chick 500 bucks in Monopoly Money for a blowjob.
#14804
<filo> edwardo asked me if "i did any virgins" tonight
<filo> what an upstanding individual
#10361
<AsylumXKP> And it hard to hit on the German chicks thanks to the thick language barrier.
<Erdrick> just pull it out and point to it
#1766
<BlackDeth> and why does my calculator smell like weed? :)
<EtherMan> BlackDeth: that explains it: your calculator is obviously high
#28887
<fred> i say, you shoot three people, because they won't make you apple pie, and all of a sudden you are a "murderer". what is the world coming to?
<fred> and then when the police have the audacity to come to "talk" they don't bring any pie with them. rude.
<fred> i hope you all realise my one phone call was wasted on this dial up connection.
#310545
<excron> When I mentioned IRC to my therapist he put away his notebook and got out his calendar.
#27125
* Quits: Bad_CRC (Quit: IRC, Where the men are men, The women are men, and the kids are FBI agents.)
#32498
<Macavity> Roses are red, violets are blue. In Soviet Russia, poems write you.
<Costilled> next time please just link the bash quote
<|Wolf|> my ass is red, my balls are blue, you read bash.org, I DO TOO!
#27949
<willo> so
<willo> this morning
<willo> this guy's driving up my ass on the road.
<willo> I didn't let him by
<willo> I get to work
<ogw-iii> that sounds painful
<willo> and it turns out to be the guy in the next cube
<willo> I'm trying to determine an appropriate beratement.
<willo> stoning?
<ogw-iii> "<willo> this guy's driving up my ass on the road."
<willo> you put that in bash.org and I'll hurt you.
*** willo is now known as HULK
<HULK> PUNY HUMAN!
<ogw-iii> how's about bash.cx?
#49453
<Kei> oh, anyone know how the hell to amke a sonic costume?
<Kei> my brother wants to be sonic for halloween, and hes been bugging me about it all fucking day
<Kei> i dont get it either
<Zem> paint yourself blue, roll around like an idiot and stay less popular than Mario.
#56647
<tonyyarusso> I turned off my backlight by mimicking the line I found in the suspend script, I think it was 'sudo vbetool dpms off'. So then, to turn it back on, I tried to reverse it by hitting the up arrow, backspace three times, then on (effectively 'sudo vbetool dpms on'), then my password. Now the screen is cycling through colors and I can't do anything. Please help!
#300814
<jenna>sometimes i seriously hate my name yknow?
<jenna>like other people are jen or jenny or jennifer, and i'm jenna. with an a. it sounds weird. i hate it i hate it i hate it
<pat>yeah, people pat me on hte head when they leave. and then walk of chucklling, "no pun intended".
<jenna>LOL...not as bad as mine though, i have to say "argh" at the end of my name. jenargh.
<pat>why did mum have to give us shitty names
<jenna>i know eh...
<pat>hm why are we talking over irc when we live in the same house?
<jenna>yeah all this computer shit is getting to our heads. we need some fresh air. what happened to max? who's turn issert for walking him?
<pat>dad's
<jenna>oh
<jenna>well i reckon we should get some fresh air, afk our comps and talk irl
<jenna>but its too much effort getting up and going downstairs and out, farkkkkkk.
<pat>llol im outside on the picnic table with the supposed fresh air, i dont have to go anywhere.
<jenna>fuck you.
#9625
<Giuslaien> hi!!
<Giuslaien> I am dj of the brasil I have you vary music with Latin interferences.
<Giuslaien> do I like to change music, some kindred dj of changing music?
<Giuslaien> are you of where?
<Giuslaien> which your name?
#49755
(mRCUTEO) rpm matthew
(mRCUTEO) sorry rip matthew
[ShoeUnited] (mRCUTEO) rpm matthew <--- I could make an entirely inappropriate spinning in his grave joke right now, but I won't.
#70455
[krazy]: i was lost in school today
[krazy]: i couldnt find my class
[krazy]: and guess what the room # was
[dizzy]: ?
[krazy]: 404
#3240
* RatWork hands Matt^^^ the cluephone
(RatWork) it's for you
#57165
<jnz> I spilt Mountain Dew on my keyboard a few times and it left some thick syrupy stuff I never really decided to clean off. I've also spilt drinks on my cable modem and in my surge protector. Everything still worked fine.
<jnz> I move into an apartment close to my college for a semester and sugar ants appeared out of nowhere and would swarm my computer and electronics at night. In a week or so my cable modem, surge protector, and keyboard were completely clean and syrup free. Ants rock.
#53534
Anony-X>so its dark right
Anony-X>and theres something wet on my shirt
Anony-X>my imediate thought is gravy left from tea
Anony-X>so i lick it
Anony-X>turns out i sneezed earlier...
Anony-X>=[
Anony-X>this is the worst new years ever.
#4456
<HailBrak> me: "we should form a company that makes manly china patterns"
<HailBrak> my friend: "i agree. i mean, how much success am i supposed to have when all the patterns are called "tender blossom" or some shit? i want one called, like, "Glock" or "Beer and Tits" or "Lets Burn Down Fucking Pier 1"
#36319
<MootSux> I found a way to irc from work
<MootSux> Mootar 1, productivity 0.