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#308489
<acenasir> asl angel?
<Tech_Angel> Dude, did you really just use asl?
<IT_Sean> He did.
<IT_Sean> HE MUST BE PUNISHED!
* IT_Sean gets the bullwhip, the mustard, and the geckos
<Tech_Angel> the geckos? you really are serious
<IT_Sean> Yup.
* Tech_Angel leaves Sean to play with acenasir while she gets lunch
* IT_Sean gives acenasir a 10 second head start
<adamaze> run boy
Comment: #spiceworks / freenode
#3925
<gg0dd> ok what do i declare the variable the user inputs an IP adress??
<gg0dd> u know lets say i want him to type 127.0.0.1
<O_6> what language are you speaking?
<gg0dd> c++
<matts> hahaha
#78535
(TheNoxinator) how big is a 425 MB file?
(TheNoxinator) big or huge?
#150314
<Sam> Coding in C is like sending a 3 year old to do groceries. You gotta tell them exactly what you want or you'll end up with a cupboard full of pop tarts and pancake mix.
#8863
<Bikky> I've been staring at fserves so long I don't know whether I need a shit or a haircut
#14006
<FPT-[away]> crotch fires and you: the untold story.
#301252
<@snow_> i think i could have definitely stolen this chick from her loser boyfriend
<@snow_> but i fucked up
<@snow_> tried to call her fat
<@snow_> so she would come work out w/ me
<@snow_> that backfired hard
Comment: #geekissues
#7436
<DangerousBeauty> do u seeing me giving two fucks?
<Phuser> i see you giving everyone fucks
#6870
Brucha: I've heard a Kirk/Spock/Scotty slash done similarily. It haunts my nightmares, I don't need a wrestling equivalent added. :) "The Vulcan emotion is strong and powerful...I, I can't contain it all..." "You get that thing away from him!"
Jim Smith: So, Kirk and Spock had an orgy and didn't invite Bones? I mean, who's gonna give you more gay sex satisfaction? A Scotsman? Or a guy named "Bones"?
Brucha: Something like that... Scotty stumbles upon them, tries to break it up, and then falls to the passion...
Jim Smith: He's such a slut...
TangleToy: *wipes off screen* I swear. Why I bother trying to drink anything while in here is beyond me.
#294770
<LJB> get petrol, thats got the good alcohol
<Lord Adam> Dude
<Lord Adam> Petrol is like 10% alcohol
<Lord Adam> Max
<Lord Adam> Hmm
<Lord Adam> That's more than beer...
#28297
<CheapSk8[RKI]> I am against drugs
<CheapSk8[RKI]> I look in the mirror every morning and remind myself what they can do to a fetus beforth birth.
<tsingtao> your mom did drugs or something?
<CheapSk8[RKI]> No. She doesn't do drugs. I just happen to be in front of a mirror when i remind myself.
#44809
<laid_back> haha man get this so my brother got suspended from school today
<teqman> what did he do
<duffman> what did he do
<laid_back> cause he says to one kid "hey would you have sex with a fat kid" and this other kid goes "no why" and then my brother goes "cause nash (another kid) is really desperate"
<laid_back> so nash say "tell it to the teacher"
<laid_back> and my brother goes "hey mister smith would you have sex with a fat kid" and the teacher got this weird look on his face and ran down to the office and told the principal
<laid_back> and so the principal is talking to my brother and he says "you were insinuating that mr smith was a child molester" and my broither goes "NO, what insinuated that he was a child molester was the way he reacted"
<laid_back> so they suspended him
Comment: #system on irc.dal.net
#15747
<LoverMan> Yeah, I remember when my boss' wife had computer problems...she
asked me to go over and help fix it, she wasn't seeing anything on the
screen and has rebooted, checked the connections, etc...so I go over there
<LoverMan> And the monitor wasn't turned on. Her excuse? "Oh, I never turn
it off so I didn't think to check that."
#300462
<nlogax> lol.. a guy here at work saw his position being advertised.. and got pissed off
<miketaylr> oops
<ben_alman> like an additional resource, or a replacement?
<nlogax> they haven't said.. he sent in an application :D
<nlogax> and said "if you want to know more i'm just 15m away!"
<ben_alman> he applied for his own job?
<nlogax> yes
#54437
<xgamer04> I really hate MSN messenger. I wish people would use something else.
<DRAGONX6> I don't think it matters what chat program you use
<DRAGONX6> everyone's going to be away anyways
#29466
<+SillyHalfMexican> omg i found bl4des post
<+SillyHalfMexican> Dear Dr Dick,
<+SillyHalfMexican> I have a little penis and I am wondering, will girls laugh at me?
<+SillyHalfMexican> L, June15
<+SillyHalfMexican> Dr Dick replies: Probably, but who cares if they do! If you've got them to that stage you're probably going to get what you're after.
<@{TsL}VertigoKiller> lmao
<+]eVo[Bl4de> Mexican go join the penis mile high club, you get frequent dick miles for being a little prick
#7339
<NeSSa`> yeah but he isnt fucking him?
<[ben]> not to my knowledge...jason was walkin a little funny tonight though
#3411
<erik> i guess that means oral sex is out of the question then
<grifferz> I dunno, with the stuff I've been coughing up today, your spooge might actually be more pleasant
#305289
<dr_jkl> I HAVE A THREE DAY WEEKEND AND A SOLDERING IRON.
<dr_jkl> i am going to have so much fun. :D
#37978
<Nam-Ereh-Won> <NEW-Fox_McCloud> I'm from a universe that parallels yours
<Liquid> A universe without periods.
<Liquid> PARADISE!
<|Cyrus|> For women...
#24155
^john^> how come identd doesnt bind to port 113
evilgreg> make sure' its not taken
^john^> [john@ebz:~/oidentd-1.9.9.1] $ make sure
^john^> make: don't know how to make sure. Stop
^john^> anyone else?
#28514
<railor> then there comes this really hot nurse chick and i like get an instant hard-on
<railor> she asks me if i'm ok and leaves. i tell to myself "what a fine piece of ass!" so i grab my dick and start whacking off like mad
<HaiFlick> so you've started jerking off to that nurse after you had been drunk like hell and woke up in the hospital?
<railor> yeah, but then suddenly a woman next to me started crying really loud. i couldn't see her due to the curtain though
<HaiFlick> lol
<railor> turns out it was my wife
#307633
<Aberrant> I found out why my brother dropped off the face of the internet
<Aberrant> he rage quit TF2 by taking a pair of scissors to all the cables in his PC
<Aberrant> then to the motherboard
#33518
<Loz> I didn't invent the paradox, although it was my creation
#43046
<Beefy> hmmm
<Beefy> whats a good "icon" type thing for a "support" section
<Beefy> can't use a question mark as thats already for help
<compguy> a bra?