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#37656
[ joof ] does anyone know why my CD player wont work
[ joof ] i put in a completely legal CD and it wont read
[ @AirHorse ] its been set to illegal mode
[ @AirHorse ] so cant read legal cds
[ joof ] where
#301792
<{KHI}DellGuy> ceil, did you check out google buzz?
<ceil> {KHI}DellGuy: Google Twitter?
<ceil> looks like an email version of google wave, but twitterized
<ceil> holy shit, too much web 2.0 in that line
* ceil washes hands
#296974
<Raisin> Here's what I learned from Lifetime TV
<Raisin> Never go jogging or you'll get raped
#16272
<destruct> 88 N Feb 07 k15176@slo.net ( 51) HOW DO YOUR EMPLOYEES SPEND THEIR DAY!!!!
<destruct> READING SPAM!!!!!
#8259
<akumapan> yous ound like poopoo
<andy> You type like poop.
<andy> and your mother was suspicious that it took her nine whole months to take a crap, so she named it just in case.
#299802
<nikki93> I guess I'll make a video of some GraLL 2 level editing. First I need to get this Linux screen recording thing to work with OpenGL apps.
<nikki93> Ok, so turrets it is.
<nikki93> Now lets think about the turret's design.
<nikki93> I'm thinking it'll be like a 'pole'. Out of the top of the pole, 'laser' shots come out and toward you.
<nikki93> The 'pole' periodically goes into the 'base' and then comes back 'out'.
<nikki93> When it's out, it's shooting time. When it's in, it's taking... 'rest'. The 'rest' period is when you have to run.
<metabol> It's ok to say penis if you mean penis.
<nikki93> -_-
#50686
<lude> do you type things just to see your nick scroll up the screen?
#295812
<@toastydea> dear lord, i have to have "the talk" with my mom
<@toastydea> about why we can't be friends on facebook
#106497
<jamiebarrow> jlitc: psivamp is taking pics of her tits aparently
<jlitc> jamiebarrow: ooh, I joined at just the right time
<jamiebarrow> jlitc: a tit is a kind of bird
<jlitc> jamiebarrow: aww
#306654
<myself> white castle has toroidal chicken
<myself> Cheerios for breakfast, chicken rings and a bagel for lunch
<myself> pineapple and calamari for dinner, donut for dessert
<myself> a well-rounded diet
#306959
Mew: "what do you do with a dead chemist?" "BARIUM!"
Mew: k im done failing
bryan: lol thats a tin on my scale
Mew: I do not know how to react to this
#15913
<Godless1> I didn't see it posted asshole
<StupidAsshole> did you ad hom me, or call me by my name?
#306449
<sXe> so, I was on Omegle today and I met a guy from India
<crosseyes> You don't say.
<sXe> He didn't speak English (go figure) but I asked if he knew any words.
<sXe> He replied with "Autobots, roll out!". No lie.
#55857
digmikey: the longest i had sex was 1 hour 10second. but was the day we set the clocks ahead.
#11237
<Lord_Igsel> i remember an 11 year old kid on irc once, he had 'found out' about masturbation, and we were all laughing at him and things like "wooww what's it like how did you do itt' and then he said 'a friend showed me. i rubbed his dick, he rubbed mine.'
<Lord_Igsel> and then we got scared. :D
#75184
Clay: Once again I'm moving, and my internet access will become spotty again
Clay: I'm currently writing to you from an internet cafe here in Japan
Clay: ... why are there tissues in this cubicle?
Clay: ... why are there ads to porno web sites in the men's bathroom?
Clay: ... why do i think I should have brought a tarp to sit on?
#55584
xeno: *note to self, driving makes distances seem very short, will use that knowledge next time before taking a 'short run' *
#57701
< withnail> i bet professional wrestlers talk all in caps
#4393
<Rhombus> Rich fat cats hoarding sleep
<Rhombus> cheap taiwanese sleep flooding the market
#14794
<blur_> i just got a buncha penises flashed at me :(
<blur_> i somehow setup cuseeme to accept all incoming requests
<blur_> and like
<blur_> theres naked men out there apparently
#12291
<Hurricane> I wonder if the Banner people would be offended if I started a
little project that would require about 400 inserts per second
on the Oracle server.
<Krinberry> Easy way to find out, Bran :)
<Hurricane> Yes! Exploration through experimentation is what a University
is all about, after all. :)
<Gord> They mean pot and orgies, not database hosing! (:
#43371
<silsor> I think Wikipedia has influenced my university writing style
<silsor> I just wrote "At this time, the Klan had turned to dynamite as a dispute resolution device"
#138939
<Zaphod> All games are crap with a gamepad.
<Zaphod> I'd like to have a go on a steering wheel setup, just once.
<PetrDoubt> Get one!
<Nugget> it makes a world of difference
<PetrDoubt> It's really, really nice.
<Zaphod> nah, not worth buying one.
<Zaphod> But when they start making real cars with cursor keys instead of steering wheels, I'll be ready!
#309171
<aji> suppose that X is the most annoying thing
<Brando753> ok
<aji> let Y be "nerds arguing about X"
<aji> by the Brando753 principle, Y is more annoying than X
<aji> therefore, no such X can exist
#59017
<mackattack> why do church organizations have telemarketers? I feel bad hangin up on them like I am sinning or something
<mackattack> the worst part is they usually call when I am watching porn