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#40241
(+bilious) My children will learn Linux
(+bilious) And we'll have battles of whether Gnome or KDE is better
(+bilious) And my kids will have arguments like "Shut up Geoffrey, KDE IS BETTER"
(+bilious) And Geoffrey will yell back "MUUUUMMM DADDD, Lisa changed my gui to kde again"
(+bilious) And I'll just tell him to rebuild his system from the image stored on the server
Comment: irc.uq.edu.au
#9130
<FairLighT> you know something's wrong when you have dreams about eating pudding and you wake up with a spoon in your ass
#11623
<Temujin> Holy shit.
<Temujin> 300k/s from an fserve
<SuperScott> Temujin what connection do you have
<Temujin> Cable
<Rawlings> no more "Will suck dick for bandwidth" signs on the interstate, huh tem
<Alice`> Now it's just "Will suck dick"
#59761
<anotherpadawan> you know, the Nintendo DS ad campaign "Touching is good" is going to give whole new meaning to "blaming video games"...
#309716
<LAMMJohnson> So here's my point;
<MarisaKirisame> that's a semicolon
Comment: #/g/sicp on irc.rizon.net
#5423
(Ryco) Sex is bad mmmkay?
(Cody) oh yes ryco.. send that msg while i'm AWAY!.. sheesh.. ya know.. my mother gave me the wierdest look a minute ago!
#26253
(Griff) dalnet has a small man who visits each user's home in turn,. he is like santa, but he is the nickname man
(Griff) if you have been a good boy or girl he will let you register your nick
(Griff) if you have been bad he will make you Guest34535
(Griff) he's St. NickServ
#295981
<+Biiaru> Admittedly, calculus is like sucking dick. I don't very much want to do it, but I have to get to college somehow.
Comment: #zelda
#26290
<CYwolf> I always wanted to get 8 eyebrow piercings and hang a little curtain
#19054
in #teen
[itstomEK] 20-m-melb.pix msg me for a chat 8)
[DiZ] 20 omg , ure ot a a teren
[DiZ] banz0r him
[Jon-] i would, but i'm still trying to decipher what you just said
#301192
<colin> someone told me to take a box of kleenex when i went to auschwitz the first time
<colin> SEVEN HOURS i was there, and there was NOTHING worth jerking off to
Comment: irc.hardchats.com #gnaa
#42665
<Dizzo> doesnt look like I'll be spending thanksgiving with family
<Dizzo> all they do is get on my ass about why im not in college right now anyway
<Dizzo> "Why aren't you getting your degree? You're like 21"
<Dizzo> "I don't know grandma, why aren't you dead? You're like 75"
<Dizzo> im glad im willing to settle for cranberry sauce in a can, because thats as happy as its gonna get
<Sephraem> wtf
#52153
(+Akiros) OMG A GIRL MSGED ME ON AIM
(+Akiros) WHEW that was awesome
(+Akiros) i logged out immediately
(+Akiros) this rocks, i bet this is what sex is like
Comment: irc.lessthanthree.us #<3
#16396
<sev0> remember in school?
<sev0> remember the kids upside down stuffed into the garbage can?
<sev0> 20 years later, ircops.
<sev0> do the math
#7483
<Chrizto> 6 irc channels, 7 mailing lists, and not a damn thing is going on
#33740
<Rykan> Wai~ I reached a whole new level of geekdom today
<Rykan> i actualy WROTE a typo
<Luna> lol rykan XD
<Rykan> I wrote "detaila" instead of "details"
<ZestyO> nothing compares to saying lag out loud...
<Varjaag|Kensai> lol = lagin out loud
<Luna> zesty, have u said "lol" out loud before?
<Rykan> I have
<Rykan> and "omfg"
<ZestyO> yes, I have
<Rykan> "ohmfug" XD
#30106
<@crrj-lunchbreak> ROFLMAO, on the phone with my brother, internet is out at his work, his boss just said, and I heard it, "No internet? No e-mail too?"
<@crrj-lunchbreak> lol, the guy doesn't grok, no internet, no e-mail
* @DM laughs at crrj's brother's boss
<@crrj-lunchbreak> That's okay, we laugh at him too
<@crrj-lunchbreak> I used to work for him
<@crrj-lunchbreak> I watched him fry a HD by putting it circuit board down, power on, onto the chasis of the computer
Comment: And the guy supposedly does computer consulting...
#51078
<Shifter> well, jenn just dumped me.
<Shifter> god damnit im gonna miss her..
<Spazz> Time to update alt.binaries.adult, right?
#300379
<Pryo[Geo110]> Professor: These faults are known as dip slips.
<Pryo[Geo110]> Professor: The dip slip has a slot, called the dip slip keyhole.
<Pryo[Geo110]> Professor: The hanging wall is thrust upwards into the keyhole in the reverse dip slip fault.
<Asaph> That last one is NOT real.
<Pryo[Geo110]> it is, and I swear to god, this is the best class in the history of classes.
<Pryo[Geo110]> A 90 year old man just said "Dip Slip" over 50 times in under 5 minutes, in a completely legitimate scientific lecture. My life is complete.
#3473
<Guilty> Oh shit who is watching the Olympics
<Guilty> Gay mans dream
<Guilty> In the ice skating relay thing
<Guilty> The guy going next sticks his ass out and the guy before him (skating up behind him) grabs the guy and grinds into his ass and then pushes
#10409
<Encapsulate> "Sean, what's your department called?"
<Encapsulate> "I have a department now?"
<Encapsulate> "WE need to route these Skip books to you"
<Encapsulate> "I have a department?"
<Encapsulate> "Right, what is it called for the skip page?""
<Toast> heh
<Encapsulate> "A whole department?"
<Encapsulate> "Yes"
<Encapsulate> "You mean interconnect?"
<Encapsulate> "Yes! Ok, we'll put that down"
<Encapsulate> "I feel more important when I'm called 'Fixed Network'."
<Toast> heh
<Encapsulate> "More important?"
<Encapsulate> "Yea."
<Encapsulate> "Ok, You can be fixed network"
#54555
<your2ndgirl> dont keep your cans of compressed air next to the can of wd-40
<your2ndgirl> just a word of warning
* your2ndgirl goes out to buy a new keyboard
#10958
(morganj): 0 is false and 1 is true, correct?
(alec_eso): 1, morganj
(morganj): bastard.
#311255
<Proview> i've got this code that's doing some statistical analysis and its telling me there are 8 days in a week
#16086
<MepitansTAD> this kid we call Crosswalk Kramer tried to kill himself by walking into traffic
<MepitansTAD> but he walked in front of a truck going 15 mph and he was in a crosswalk
<MepitansTAD> the truck just stopped and asked him to move