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#44992
Bart join #gta
<Bart> hello
<Bart> i'm back is anyone there
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<Bart> ok
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Comment: #gta @ irc.gtanet.com
#8144
<Naivete> damnit whenever I see the word 'mount' in linux documentation I think UNF
<Vertinox> "...Take hard drive, lube it with proper amounts of kY..."
#33333
<mindstorms> so, you up for writing "definitely not a bomb" on your luggage and running around with a bag of sugar screaming "oh no anthrax!?" and wearing an outfit that consists of nothing but metal, just for some more fun in the metal detectors.
#29867
<%sOHRYU> i was thinking of shaving pubes
<%sOHRYU> and free razor
<%sOHRYU> came in mail today
<%sOHRYU> its a fucking sign
<SnakeyeS> hahaha
<SnakeyeS> do it soh
<SnakeyeS> jesus wants you to
<SnakeyeS> who are YOU to say no to jesus
«+ Jesus » yea really
#31568
<Moushi> My friend is over
<Moushi> And he's ion thye bathroom right now
<Moushi> And he's been in there for a loing time
<Moushi> And I can hear... sounds
<Moushi> What do I do
<BHedL> jump in there with no clothes on but womens undergarments and a scary rubber mask
<Moushi> But he would ejaculate in terror all over me!
<BHedL> well, then you start a fetish porn site
<Moushi> His dad's a lawyer
<Moushi> He would sue me
<BHedL> nah, with the immense amount of money you´ll be making off of your ¨crossdresser rubber mask bukkakae¨, you could just hire him as your own lawyer
<Moushi> hahaha
<Moushi> Yeah, but then he wouldn
<Moushi> 't be my friend
<BHedL> how do you know that he isnt there masturbating to the very mental image of you in womens undergaments with a big scary rubber mask on?
<Moushi> How about I just run in, scream in hiorror, and kick him in the balls?
<BHedL> theres no money in that
<Moushi> You make a compelling argument.
#29831
xerim(9:05:57): Hey, guess what?
hgd0g(9:06:31): lemme guess...
hgd0g(12:44:28): i'm still guessing...
xerim(12:47:12): You're gay, dude.
hgd0g(12:47:17): damn. i was close.
#45022
<Faggertot> I was being a man-ho at the library ;o!
<Fagatron> Those poor books. ;[
<Fagatron> What'd you do?
<Fagatron> Find a sex ed book and stroke the word
<Fagatron> "Vagina"?
#13475
<Sumez> Q3 arena test
<Aximili> What is it?
<Sumez> don't you know what Quake is?!?
<Aximili> YES, I know what Quake is
<Aximili> But 'Q3' could have stood for 'Quicktime 3' as far as I know
<Sumez> Quicktime 3 arena :P
<SpyFrog> but isn't quicktime up in version 4?
<Sumez> Spy: not the multiplayer version :)
#295368
<anon1> You come across a girl in the forest, both her legs are broken and she says that she has just been raped, What do you do??
<brotha> unzip and get ready for round 2?
<Henaby> Check my compass, i MUST be walking in circles.
#1188
<Guilty> You see
<Guilty> Fat ugly girls shouldnt be allowed to use ":)"
<Guilty> Their sign should be "=)000"
#28829
<Wisdom> For once it would be nice to see a well-adjusted main character.
<Wisdom> Sort of like Professor Xavier. But a werewolf. And not crippled.
<Wisdom> The psychic part would be cool, though.
<Wisdom> A psychic werewolf
<Wisdom> With a shotgun!
<Wisdom> Now that has the makings of the BEST GAME EVER.
*** Wisdom was kicked by Silversong (It's for your own good.)
#309511
<Cactus> wat.
<Cactus> I..... don't know why this exists.
<Cactus> it's one of those sites put together by a bot, but it doesn't have ads or anything
<Tec> Za?
<Cactus> but it's like
<Cactus> porn mad libs
<Tec> ...Huh.
<Cactus> it's hilarious and depressing
<Cactus> and bewildering
<Tec> Yeah, I could see that.
<Cactus> "Tina struggled luxuriously as she felt the woman's breast girls photo gallery reverberate off her physics absently struggle unbelivebly her side."
<Cactus> maybe it's supposed to distribute malware or something?
<Tec> "Reverberate off her physics absently" sounds like a line from a particularly saucy science slashfic.
<Cactus> "I sodomized a breast girls photo gallery of handlers to say me, cheating two erroneous spasm suns i had filmed from a concentration order company."
<Cactus> two erroneous spasm suns.
<Tec> I think horse_ebooks has a serious competitor now.
<Cactus> "She told him how eerie his apprehension tasted, and how temporarily she wanted it inside her. "
<Cactus> ouch.
<Cactus> it's basically horse_ebooks, but porn.
<Tec> Apprehension has among the eerier tastes.
Comment: Nightstar
#36983
<spook> i failed at sleeping yesterday :(
<Madman> heh
<spook> stupid bastards with hammers right below me... they will PAY for their insolence
<Madman> I'm sure you can think up a suitable punishment
<arch> i am guessing he will punish them by cowering in front of his computer on irc
<spook> damn. he figured me out
#53284
<ShroomDuck> but the head we get here in ontario is fuckin horrible
<ShroomDuck> HEAT!
<ShroomDuck> I MEANT HEAT!
#7797
<Linguica> it would be funny if i got a serious death threat
<Linguica> wtf
<Linguica> wait a minute
<Linguica> <Linguica> it would be funny if i got a serious death threat
<Linguica> no it wouldnt
#8197
<er0s> you know, i've only ever been wrong once in my life, and that's when i thought i was wrong but was actually right.
#77026
<Darren> These anti-drug commericals are getting out of hand.
<Darren> It's this cartoon, and this guy is smoking a joint.
<Darren> And then this alien lands on Earth.
<Darren> And then the guys girlfriend hooks up with the alien when he denies weed.
<Kenji> i want what hes smoking
<Amt> me too
#22052
<TeePeeJah> fuck , I just gave myz elf a huge paper cut opening a hate letter I sent to myz elf :-(
<TeePeeJah> brb plaster required
#30414
<AndyPunk> what is with all the publicity with people who have lost limbs in the war
<AndyPunk> wasn't the only reason we went into iraq was to dis-arm them?
#73364
<titan-x> hey everybody
<Lowkey> hey john, where the fuck you been?!
<titan-x> i was in a wreck in my friends car. snow and ford explorers do not go well together
<Lowkey> holy shit
<titan-x> i got alot of morphine though
<titan-x> apparently the first night they had me on the drip i managed to wriggle out of the restraints i had on because they noticed me acting weird after they put me on the morphine
<titan-x> according to the nurse i spoke to, and accounts from my wife after she woke up, i was running up and down the halls, with the morphine IV still attached and the bag dragging behind me
<titan-x> and as this was going on, she tells me i was yelling this:
<titan-x> "THE COMMUNISTS HAVE CONTROL OF GRAND CENTRAL STATION AND THEY WILL BRING THE COMMIE TRAINS TO TOWN! WE MUST WARN THE MAYOR CHOO CHOO"
<Lowkey> w..t..f
<titan-x> that was kindof my reaction when she told me. i really cannot put my finger on that one.
#44075
<Cthon98> hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars
<Cthon98> ********* see!
<AzureDiamond> hunter2
<AzureDiamond> doesnt look like stars to me
<Cthon98> <AzureDiamond> *******
<Cthon98> thats what I see
<AzureDiamond> oh, really?
<Cthon98> Absolutely
<AzureDiamond> you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2
<AzureDiamond> haha, does that look funny to you?
<Cthon98> lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as *******
<AzureDiamond> thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that
<Cthon98> yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as *******
<AzureDiamond> awesome!
<AzureDiamond> wait, how do you know my pw?
<Cthon98> er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw
<AzureDiamond> oh, ok.
#11713
<Cl0ckwork> i hate it when explorer crashes, losing my system tray, and irc is minized to it
<\slick> I hate when I kick a dog and then the owner see's me and I have to kill him
#35649
<MajikMan> anyone who knows html fair well feeling bored enough to help me get a site I'm working on for class functioning?
<damaged> use <plaintext> after <html> to display all bad code seperate from the html rendered webpage
<MajikMan> that just shows all the code...
<damaged> sounds like you have alot of work ahead of you
<MajikMan> :-/
Comment: Damn the luck.
#223
<[azn]> i am valid victorian
#3677
<w3nis> I remember discussing bong tactics with a friend and drawing out plans and then we realized we had drew a pelican