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#151875
<Jex> we made a mmo game where you are a member of a popular development team with an army of a few hundred clients demanding updates and the goal of the game is to prolong development as long as possible without getting e-murdered
Comment: #tremdev@freenode.net
#303216
<jasperdett> :D
<resuni> :D
<Novell_Nazi> anyone ever tell you, you two look exactly alike?
Comment: irc.ecnet.org
#35249
<rocket> any idea what can cause really horrible disk performance in windows?
<gfjgfjgfj> windows
<Stonefish> windows?
<dooky> rocket: windows
<Igneous> •rocket• WINDOWS?
<Igneous> lmao
<dooky> lmfao!
Comment: #futuremark
#71947
<Sceadwian> My ferrets are crunching on food behind my computer desk.
<Shadow_mil> ...
<Shadow_mil> Ummm ferrets
<Shadow_mil> my sister has one
<Sceadwian> At least I hope it's food. If it's a power cord I may suddenly disconnect and have a flameing ball of furr shooting across the room
* Sceadwian has quit (Connection timed out)
Comment: #freenode-social @irc.freenode.net
#128043
<AtropaBelladonna> some girl (shes like a bit older than me) calls up every year like cockwork "had another kid. more money"
<daffodil> HAHAHAHAHA
<Valtieri> Cockwork alright
<AtropaBelladonna> best typo ever!
#53583
<kalleboo> hmm, i haven't pooped all day, even though i've had to go since this morning.
<Beelzebozo> go for it
<Beelzebozo> don't forget your bluetooth keyboard so you can write-only chat us
<Beelzebozo> trip report every 90 seconds pls
<nazisatan> ok that's it, I'm leaving
* kalleboo-mobile (~kalleboo-@78CFDE6.4FEB9D9A.B38660D2.IP) has joined #gbs-fm
<nazisatan> uh
<Beelzebozo> ha ha
<FT> Haha
<kalleboo-mobile> ok i an here
<kalleboo-mobile> sitting down
<FT> k
<Beelzebozo> that belongs on a list of You Know You're Addicted to Internet If...
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<Beelzebozo> he fell in!
<nazisatan> hahaha
#11224
<k0reany0> hey it's been long time since I've talked to you.
<Xilokumsh0t> let's meet up and have a beer sometime
<k0reany0> sure. btw how is your wife nancy doing?
<Xilokumsh0t> her name is suzy
<k0reany0> who cares!
#294880
ElandurGGG: That'd be sweet if right before the new president got sworn in, the old president was getting sworn out in some dark dungeon, where he'll be locked up chained to a wall until he starves to death.
ElandurGGG: That'd be a SWEET tradition.
EstherMeowMix: hahha
ElandurGGG: And people could come see him whenever, and give him food.
ElandurGGG: And the judgement of how good the president was is based on how long people keep coming to feed him.
EstherMeowMix: yeah
ElandurGGG: How long it takes until everyone just loses interest and stops visiting.
EstherMeowMix: wow that's some sadistic shit
ElandurGGG: I think it's the best thing I've ever written.
#825
<PunK> she was a fast machine she kept her penis clean she was the best half woman that I ever seen
#150696
Pan Man 120: so in indonesia right
Pan Man 120: they cook monkeys
Pan Man 120: but i dont get how they prepare it
Pan Man 120: because theres no wrong way to eat a rhesus
#76609
<John8520> I play mexican checkers
<zashi> John8520, you hide coke in the pieces and smuggle them onto the other side of the board?
#4285
<mightyflo> TP-PS2 667 Remote Control: Infrared Transmitter for PS/PS2
<mightyflo> "Put your gamepad away and watch DVDs with a wireless remote, just like the pros use! Yeah, pro DVD watchers, that's right."
<SukiPotato4> Yeah, I have my bachelors in law, but my masters in DVD watching
#52272
-koroaway : So ...
-koroaway : a tanker truck full of beer crashed into a bus full of kids on their way to play hockey. In a snowstorm
-koroaway : does it get any more Canadian than that?
#18359
<S8NSSON-cantDCC> *gigle* while i wiggle
<DaveMan> ok, in the south, thats acceptable, but not here
#4355
<Semi> What are you talking about?
<Rico> Fuck if I know. Your mother, probably.
#13935
<total> fucking fantastic phone
<total> phone = movie
#14250
* <r0b3r> sighs and ponders what to do now....
* <Lynda> ponders, "draw something?"
<r0b3r> Tried that already. Can't think of anything to draw, really.
<Lynda> draw... a couple, resting in bed together.
* <r0b3r> blinks at what Lynda says....
<r0b3r> No. I don't draw that, thank you ery much.
<Lynda> I wasn't suggesting anything ecchi.
<Lynda> I take it you've never had a really serious relationship.
<r0b3r> I have one with someone right now, actually.
<r0b3r> Just it's an odd relationship considering my character is human
and she is an alien...
#34666
<RHX> I swear, that fuckin Pink Ranger was fuckin hot as hell
<RHX> but she was dating the White Ranger
<RHX> what kind of bullshit is that?
<RHX> White Ranger
<RHX> if that was now, he would have been lynched
<RHX> then he was what, the Green Ranger?
<RHX> that's some wimpy shit as well
<RHX> everyone else got cool colours
<RHX> Red, Blue, Yellow, Pink and Black
<RHX> Green? That's the kind of colour you go when you're ill or something
<RHX> how the hell do you fight Lord Zedd when you're ill?
<RHX> "Hey help us fight these monst0rz"
<RHX> "Maybe later I gotta hurl man"
<RHX> "damn you some fuckin pussy, where RHX at, I'm gonna let him fuck me from now on, you aint gettin none of this Pink Ranger no more"
<RHX> "damn RHX, he always beats me"
<RHX> End of episode, every week, that would have ruled
<Blackball> wow i hadnt checked the window for a while...you have been busy
<Blackball> seek help
Comment: Talking about Power Rangers for some reason
#3791
<ScumDog> in some ways, I wish I could sit around picking bananas all day
#58565
<s1r> so i thought i was listening to some grungy, industrial-goth-metal mix for the last two hours.
<s1r> turns out my radio just has really shitty reception.
#3218
<Richie> i kinda sent him the strange link to gay porn
<duckman> so he sent you here?
<Richie> revenge is strange sometimes
<Joshua> well... i guess we know what we have to do...
* Joshua takes off his pants
#21066
<@Canadian_Beaver>Yeah, I just finished putting a coat of polish on my hubby's boobs.
<@Canadian_Beaver>ER...boots...
<@Canadian_Beaver>Dammit...I can SO see that on bash.org
*Canadian_Beaver hides in shame
#303251
<Justice> music is like sex, for every person paying for it, there's a thousand who don't
* Isamu shares CDs with his mom
#48324
<HellPopeHuey> So, didja get some real work?
<Epoch> yeah, today I cleaned viruses off a pc at a baptist church... viruses obtained by SURFING PR0N
<HellPopeHuey> Jesus saves... your History
#11437
<ccc> The next time you're having a bad day, imagine this: You're a Siamese twin. Your brother, attached at your shoulder is gay and you're not. But you only have one ass.