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#2012
[23:41] (q-_-p) i'm doing a couple downtempo trax.. and just started a trance track.
[23:49] (q-_-p) man. these dumps take forever.
[23:49] (q-_-p) i mean.. wav dumps
[23:49] ~ q-_-p checks his drawers.
#3912
<i4get> life sucks.
<Waldo> yeah, but so do some girls so it kinda evens out
<i4get> X(
<i4get> funny Waldo
#8605
<Primal[Djedi]> rent: am i in rnd1...my wife wants to know NOW
<tiepilot> I told you Primal, you should fuck the wife inbetween rounds
#13111
<neia_doll> Im 5 foot 11 and 116 lbs..i lost 3 on accident..
<k-rad-bob> accident?
<neia_doll> so Im pretty skinny
<k-rad-bob> you got an abortion?
#783
(DigDug) i'm really glad that my penis doesn't have an odometer
#10745
<Atlas> Wouldn't it be easier to sneak a gun in, shoot Ben, and STEAL BEN STEIN'S MONEY!
#304418
< m00nyb0y> and some people do too much work for little money if you ask me
< CarlosGuerrei> I agree
< CarlosGuerrei> I hire those people daily
#309636
<@Jano> Last time I ordered pizza the delivery chick got stuck in the elevator for an hour.
<@Jano> And when she got out she told me she didn't have my pizza.
<@Jano> It was great.
<@Lorkki> did she eat it
<@Jano> No. She just didn't have it. She had the wrong stuff.
<@Jano> They hadn't even made it.
#53666
<olhfatti> im gohan die
<jca> you better vegeta to a hosptial
<olhfatti> i should, my lungs are krillin me
<jca> goku now
<olhfatti> i need to find my toque or else my ears will freeza
#6615
<@amfeorgmloow> jon do chicks dig the C
<@Jon> amfeorgmloow: they scream preprocessor directives when I take em from behind
#246970
<zach[w]> You know, I really think the phrase "Wookiees can load their bowcasters with both standard and explosive-tipped quarrels.[citation needed]" is a perfect description of Wikipedia.
#30112
<+Arilakon> mmm.. nothing more fun then downloading a german crack for an english game, and going into it and it's all like "ACHTUNG" and you're like "WTF"
#24775
<@Dr_J> I'm a tarded CSer - short and stout
<@Dr_J> From my arse comes all the shit that I spout.
<@Dr_J> When I get all steamed up, hear me shout!
<@Dr_J> He's cheating, kick him out.
* Dr_J bows
#50239
<Shinji> Man, if I had more money and less dignity, I'd go to an animecon with a fake tentacle up my ass. Just for the looks.
#52830
ryeenae: what's up with Vossoughi's wierd accent?
mentalpeter1212: it's Iranian
ryeenae: so, where is she from? Irania?
mentalpeter1212: it's Iran, dipshit
#250456
<Periwinkle> oh man!
<Periwinkle> i just made the best thing
<@stoor> ...
<mikka> what?
<@stoor> hello?
<Periwinkle> oh shit, sorry about that
<Periwinkle> was watching a scary movie on tv and it made me jump so hard i hit myself in the face with my sandwich and got mayonnaise in my eye
<@stoor> hahaha
<mikka> so what did you make?
<Periwinkle> the sandwich
#25314
[logic1] hmm even though it does state "freakcock" in the url i think this might be a cute picture of a little kitty.. let me take a look
#310941
Chillum: the most evil thing I have ever made is a tiny USB stick that when inserted in a computer pretends to be a keyboard and turns on/off CAPS LOCK every minute or so randomly
Chillum: it drives people insane
dmacks_away: Luckily I have a case-insensitive filesystem and a shell that is so crappy it doesn't even realize when a command is miscapitalized.
legoktm: you use PHP as your shell?
#19390
<Mysterious> hmmmm
<Mysterious> midnight
* Mysterious turns into a pumpkin :\
#44938
<devolve> if I went to jail, I have no idea what would happen to all my shit
<MotorToad> it would be firmly packed
#33191
<Uranus> VFGBI|Space-Monkey: lemonparty.org is down? well, that just goes to show you how little you know of the net, you can just check out the google cache here and OH MY GOD THE HORRAR
#55152
<lm> hehe, my sis hates me now
<lm> I'm always joking about how fat she is
<losre> uh, she's hot actually
<lm> yah, but it's still funny to joke about it
<losre> sure
<lm> I was making jokes again and she started throwing pencils at me
<lm> then I said "you're a very naughty girl! roll to your room and think about what you did"
#44174
< wasdeep> and i have "help" in my hilight list, which is annoying when people say the word "help" but aren't requesting help
* yawgm8th is listening to "The Beatles - Help!"
< yawgm8th> if somene kicked me in the nards i'd let out a loud whelp
< wasdeep> hehehehe
< wasdeep> stop it, bitch
< yawgm8th> i can't help it
Comment: talking about the /hilight command in irssi
#42137
<Bisclaveret> Q: How many Bush Administration officials does it take to screw in a light bulb?
<Bisclaveret> A: None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; its conditions are improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are delusional spin from the liberal media. That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effort. Why do you hate America?
#29647
<suppamooh> your anus has its own gravitational field, which "strangely", only attracts cocks! that's a mistery for scentists......
<kovakalu> suppa: gravitational field?
<kovakalu> suppa: it's black hole, but not the kind found in astronomy
<kovakalu> suppa: it's more related to gastronomy.. or rather the after-effects