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#53594
<conrailto> any German speakers here?
<issq> i own a set of harmon kardens
Comment: #EFnet
#17337
*** Topic is '#Animorphs: Part of a complete breakfast! Now with Vitamins A, B1, OMG and WTF!'
#30442
* b0bd0g changes topic to 'THE MATRIX: BEST UNIX MOVIE EVER'
<icronirc> neo: `make all`
<icronirc> `make itwithcarrieannmoss`
<b0bd0g> killall -9 "mr. smith"
<icronirc> rm -rf /usr/local/lib/matrix
<icronirc> find / -type evil -exec rm -rf {} \;
<b0bd0g> home/mr.smith% while (1) { fork(); };
<b0bd0g> n30 iz l33t
#13515
<BetaCeti> 3 + 2 + 25 = ?
<Darth-Phenom> huh?
<Darth-Phenom> 31
#28680
larry <AUTO-REPLY> : sleeping so i can go to harlem 2morrow before werk... if im not at work by 12ish... call for NYPD help... code 412... white boy lost in harlem
#298437
<paul> just remember
<paul> in linux, hostname -s does a shortened hostname
<paul> in solaris, hostname -s set's the machine's hostname to -s
<paul> imagine my confusion when my solaris box kept getting its hostname changed to -s everyday
<paul> before I realized i had a script that was supposed to use the machine's hostname as part of a tar file
#50704
<+Toba|Unix> And God said, trust not the tinyurl, for it is subtle and quick to abuse your trust. And it came to pass, that Robert did click the tinyurl and was assaulted from behind by gay pr0n popups. And god said, wtf? I told you...
Comment: #wpi
#49491
<xkcd> Guy in line: English should be the national language, these immigrants should have to learn English when they come here.
<xkcd> Girl in line: Yeah
<xkcd> Guy: When you go to live somewhere, you learn the language they speak there. English is the language of the land.
<xkcd> Sarah Mac: (from behind in line) Excuse me, but -- osio sarah dawado.
<xkcd> Guy: What the hell was that?
<xkcd> Sarah: Cherokee.
#68462
< PatrickBic> will go home soon
< PatrickBic> and no parents at home the whole weekend...
< JimPanic> Sounds like fun. :D
< PatrickBic> ye
< void[]> Party at PatrickBic's place
< PatrickBic> yea
< void[]> Bring your own compiler.
#21018
<dylan> anyone know where i can get the new deftones album?
<zomb> dylan, FYE or best buy
<zomb> should have it
<dylan> do they have ftp?
#15070
<[Bryan]> maladono: Make with the showing of the boobies.
<maladono> never
<Venom|WorkProblem> :D|8-<
<Venom|WorkProblem> lol
<Coan_Arcanius> Venom|WorkProblem: you have way too much time on your hands...and i hope thats all you have on your hands...
<[Bryan]> maladono: Why don't you show.
<maladono> im no slut!
<[Bryan]> maladono: well you don't have to be a slut, there are other things you can be. You could be an exhibitionist, or promiscous.... or even just free spirited.
#17333
<MisterZ> You're all retards, only retards join this channel hahahaha!
#7412
<cromicus> they're all like "everytime you say the word 'sex', jesus cries and floods a town in a third-world country"
#143443
<purpleposeidon> I absolutly can't wait for next decade's computers... they'll be so fscking awesome they won't even know what fsck is
<purpleposeidon> with like 80 tb hard drives, which would at that point would be the same as RAM, and 128bit 16 core processors
<nightwing> All just to run the 2015-version of Windows and MS Office ;-)
#51074
* wiskic10_4[work] (wiskic10_4@3D6FCCD7.1FA7CA99.E878EC9B.IP) has joined #lobby
<wiskic10_4[work]> you'll never guess where I am...
<wiskic10_4[work]> oh.
<wiskic10_4[work]> damn.
<wiskic10_4[work]> stupid auto-nick...
Comment: #lobby on Unerror
#1794
<Semi> What good is a car with no dildos?
#234806
<Xoke> drinking decaf is like masturbating and faking an orgasm
Comment: #linuxcranks
#764
<DigDug> looks like microsoft is extending http
<DigDug> HTTP 403.9 - Access Forbidden: Too many users are connected
<DigDug> Internet Information Services
<OxOO> that must be visual http++
#301701
Matt: im never going to sleep again
Matt: I just had a dream that consisted of me attempting to save the world in a zombified universe. Saving it meant finding a cigar from 7-11 (it HAD to be 7-11) so that I could shove it up my ex girlfriends ass (who was with another guy because he's better at his job than me) and light the cigar, prompting it to turn into a rocket and launch her into the moon.
#29046
<MightyBlueJustice> If Jesus would've been shot to death instead of crucified would christians wear jewelry with firearms on it?
<K-Necrocide> It kinda makes you wish he was assraped to death with a big black cock.
#139874
<Stueh> So you know how I started working at an all girls school?
<Stueh> Well
<Stueh> I had to see the school nurse for a checkup, as they's due at the start of term
<Stueh> She started asking me all these questions and putting it down on this form
<Stueh> and she goes "How tall are you?" and I reply "Limp or erect?"
<Stueh> She just grinned and said "limp please" so I said 178cm, then she raised an eyebrow and gigled, then asked "erect?" and I said "About 1 foot taller"
<Stueh> Then this horrified look just comes across her face, and I'm wondering, well, why is she so horrified if she edged me on?
<Stueh> Then I realised she's looking behind me... I turn around, and there's this group of year 11 students
<Stueh> I'm like "I'm talking about my height" and this one, with a big grin, goes "You grow a foot when you get a boner?"
<Stueh> "Yes I do and no you can't."
<Stueh> The nurse looked like she was going to fucking kill me XD
#7172
<Mr_BoGgLeS> she said you looked edible mosey..
<Mousey> well boggles
<Mousey> if she thinks im edible
<Mousey> she probably is fat
<Mousey> i have no fat on me
<Mousey> eating me would be like going on a diet
#19478
* Straylight hate hate HATES Verizon ads
<+Straylight> CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?
<+Straylight> FUCK YOU THEN
#52798
<Lemmiwinks> omfg i took this shit 5MEO-AMT i got off this research chem website its like LSD but woah haha
<DaFool> what web site?
<Gewgle> haha drugee
<Lemmiwinks> hold on im gonna get some juice
<DaFool> NO WHATS THE WEB SITE!
<Gewgle> its been like 20 minutes prolly kicked over lol
<DaFool> bs i wanted that site lol
____________________________________________________________________________
5 hours later
<Lemmiwinks> ok back sorry had to use bathroom
<DaFool> dude that was like 4 hours ago
<Lemmiwinks> no way omg
<DaFool> hah that good huh?
<Lemmiwinks> dude this juice is warm i jus poured it
<L1nuxFox> wtf is he talkin bout
<Lemmiwinks> OMG ITS 9pm! wtf
Comment: Exerpiments with Japanese Chemicals
#13553
<Phen-Away> I just figured out what scroll lock does
<AutistiCat> What does it do?
<Phen-Away> You see that light by caps lock? Well, it turns on when you press scroll lock