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#49733
<%Telal> Look, I'm sorry, but I guess it's tough to be civilized when you really want to murder and rape someone
<%Telal> it's a character flaw I guess
<%Telal> everyone has character flaws
<%Telal> get off my case
<@Akamu> Nobody is perfect, esspecilly mittens.
<%Telal> yikes, you can say that again
<@Akamu> Nobody is perfect, esspecilly mittens.
<%Telal> yikes, you can say that again
<@Akamu> Nobody is perfect, esspecilly mittens.
<%Telal> yikes, you can say that again
<@Akamu> Nobody is perfect, esspecilly mittens.
<%Telal> Well played, sir
#310496
danlamanna: god
danlamanna: watching cspan online instead of on tv requires you to sign-in to your cable package
danlamanna: I can't even watch my own government fuck me for free
#180402
<moDumass> after a while youl find dreamweaver is more of a wysiwtf than a wysiwyg
Comment: Freenode/#ubuntu
#111790
<maherarar> I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ONCE IN 1989 AND I NEVER LOOKED BACK.
#2345
* scotteh sends a letter to mister bin ladem... with some white power in it
<arto> white power????
<arto> YOU RACIST
* goofie rolls her eyes
<scotteh> POWDER!$!@@
#22024
<MrWhippy> it's raining, it's pouring.. the old man is... HOLY SHIT HE IS BEATING OFF! FFS THATS HORRID!
#183939
<&ScaryLptp> on my blackberry I have a turret voice from Portal that says "preparing to dispense product" when I get email for one account. I just stepped up to a urinal beside 2 people and had it go off and I couldn't stop laughing. surprised I didn't piss all over myself.
<&ScaryLptp> unzip, "preparing to dispense product"
Comment: #shsc
#60271
<Ted> Ooh ooh! My cache has my credit card number it. Now I don't have to pull out my wallet. Thank you, Internet
<RayTracer> Now is that a bug or a feature?
<Ted> There's no privacy on the net anyway, so it defaults to a feature
#47690
<Josho> i accidentally got too close to a pool jet
<Josho> and it gave me an enema
#58591
pancreas: If homosexuality is a disease, can I call in gay?
#294998
<Ebola> There's nothing wrong with ReiserFS and lots of other people worked on it too.
<sysrq> except that every time I've used reiser I've had irrecoverable data loss
<WolfLord> it didn't get lost, it went back to Russia
#1570
<tress> i have no arms
<tress> i have to type by blowing through a straw
<tress> i dropped my straw
#304713
<egreos> you know you're a nerd when you watch porn and pause it to see what textbooks the schoolgirl is carrying so you can judge her attractiveness based on her subjects.
<egreos> she was apparently studying "dictionary", so i turned it off.
<egreos> if it had been a physics book I would have been all over that shit.
#255326
<rmuser> one time when I was a kid I must have pissed off my mom's husband because he was like, "don't make me take my belt off"
<rmuser> I didn't understand the implications of this
<rmuser> so I was like, "but then your pants will fall down"
#6780
<DaScott> I want to be in the @home commercials, when they interview the dorks that use it "I can sure download a ton of porn!"
#17115
<felix> we're gonna start a band called "rsync", right?
<felix> OH BABY YOUR FILES ARE CHANGING BUT NO
MATTER HOW HARD I TRY I CAN'T KEEP UP, SO I'M REARRANGING AND
TRYING CVSUP, BUT IT'S JUST NO GOOD. SO I SIT DOWN AND THINK....
THEN YOU COME THROUGH FOR ME AND GIVE ME RSYNC
#32248
<DigDug> what's the difference between w-9 and w-2?
<Hegemon> w-7
#3060
<J0RD4N> where do they find these retards?
<reptile_> randomly picked from dalnet
#63416
<tpk> OH, Cascading Style Sheets...
<tpk> What CAN'T you do??
<tpk> The answer: nothing
<syc> rounded corners?
<tpk> fuck...
#176291
<Pyro> my desk is complete I think
<Chroder> i cant believe it took you 3 days to build an ikea desk
#300826
***Kenny Duehit just came from his networking class
Kenny Duehit: as of now we talk in TCP
Kenny Duehit: tonight will be epic
Carl Sagan: what do you have?
Kenny Duehit: I'm going to talk with betty and say I'd like some sexy time, with a URG flag
Carl Sagan: So youll get to cut infront of the line of all the other guys?
Carl Sagan: :P
Carl Sagan: ;)
Kenny Duehit: damn
***Kenny Duehit walked right into that one
#140717
< TXX> i got free version : D (of xchat)
< ^Hav0c^> the one that crashes when you click the icon in the taskbar?
/*/ [Out] TXX
(~TrickyXX@cpe.atm4-0-78119.0x573d1992.aaanxx4.customer.tele.dk) has
quit [Read error: Connection reset by peer]
< TheDarkestDay> yup
#16594
Ps3000: what are you doing tomorrow at 3:45?
SocialistNinja: waking up
#53697
<Chris> They want everything they can't get in a man. For the most part, we only want someone to play with and have a little companionship with.
<Chris> I mean..I understand the compatiblity issue. You wouldn't put a G4 chip onto an AMD board...
<Chris> Then again, it's probably analogies like that which keep me pretty safe from girls.
#12318
* @Lan plays with his privates.
<Rintaun> ...
<@Lan> I got these new toy soldiers
<@Lan> They are really neat