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#6453
<O_6> my helpful nature gets me into many a snag
<MadMan37> so does your weakness for pic-a-nic baskets
#2438
<Amanda`> it's confirmed
<Amanda`> roommate is having sex again, right now
<Amanda`> HOLY SHIT
<Amanda`> I HEAR LIKE
<Amanda`> SUCTION NOISES
#40097
* Myke is listening to:
<Myke> Case Fan - 3402 RPM
<Myke> Ontario Hydro - Singing the Transformer Blues in B-flat
<Myke> Dying Monitor - The 12KHz Capacitor Dance
<Myke> Stereo Amp - Ground Lift Fault (The Buzz)
<Myke> Fast Skuzzy and the Array - Synchronized Whine
Comment: #SPORKS - Myke needs a new stereo
#28559
<slipvayne> my bro came home while i was wanking
<slipvayne> ah shit
<slipvayne> he brought some friends
<slipvayne> oh god
<slipvayne> i was watching a porno as well
<slipvayne> fuck i hope he didnt see
<slipvayne> OH FUCK
<slipvayne> oh man
<slipvayne> he better not tell my parents
<slipvayne> thats the last time i wear headphones while watching porn
<slipvayne> fuck im off for a shower
#1471
<isocat> feasting meant a lot more when people were hungrier, i guess
#14015
<TimMm> (\_/)
<TimMm> (='.')
<TimMm> (")-(")
<rhythm> shoot it
<rhythm> shoot it now
#39042
<Denisu> Hello. Dutch helpers enable ?
<nkuttler> !dutch
<dpkg> i heard dutch is soome straangje laanguaage daat sussudio kjeeps spjeeaaking, or #debian.nl
#16744
<Joelz> im gonna savet hgis log so I can prove im drunk
#8700
<Bleve> where an engineer says "1/0 = infinity"
<Bleve> and a mathematician says "1/0 is undefined"
<Bleve> and a SPARC designer gets root
<Bru> which sparc designer is this?
<Bru> oh
<Bru> heh, I read that as 'and a SPARC designer gets A root'
<Bru> hence my scepticism
#11604
<Podex> Hey Aboshi, I'm cooking some ramen right now
<Podex> OH SHIT STIR OCCASIONALLY
#143464
<[DD]Earl> the age of consent in england was set around 1890..
<[DD]Myxlplk> That's way too high
#4170
<morte> Jesus Peanut Butter Cups: Little pieces of the Son of God in a milk chocolate cup! There's no wrong way to eat a Jesus!
#32395
<ducklord> getting interested is for losers
<ducklord> winners go "..."
#3076
<foolsCAP> how much is an abortion? i want to get my girlfriend a gift certificate for one for valentines day
#304248
<@Sebas> So on his death bed, Tiger Woods' grandad told him "Tiger... If you want to be the best some day, concentrate on your golf, and fuck everything else."
#259198
<doc|home> hmmm, checking if suspend works by closing the laptop lid is a bit like checking to see if the light in the fridge goes off :/
#12423
<Arafelis> Er, can anyone help me get rid of a virus?
<Arafelis> I sort of need to before it takes out my computer.
<Arafelis> It's creating a junk file called WIN386.swp
#25176
<+Normandy> How poor is this.
<+Normandy> that exercise bike I've been lookin forward to start building my leg muscles for the summer finally arrived today
<+Normandy> yet I'm carryin it upstairs and twat it against my knee, and now my uncle who is a doctor says i cant exert any pressure on it for 2 bloody months
#33868
<DamianMor> IceWizard go and suck my nick
* @IceWizard sucks your nick
<@IceWizard> your nick is so long!
<@IceWizard> as long as efnet allows!
<@IceWizard> but..
<@IceWizard> i'd prefer to goto dalnet
<@IceWizard> the guys there have MUCH longer nicks!
<DamianMor> :(
<@IceWizard> yours is a toothpick compared to theirs
Comment: #emu Efnet
#20496
<illiterat> I'm gonna install linux on my laptop. it comes with XP home, but XP's going to be homeless soon as UPS delivers it.
#173028
< Shadow_mil> we don't need biodegradable condoms. Normal condoms already do enough to protect the environment.
#2923
<michael-> shut up
<michael-> i sucked a lot of cock to get where i am today
<kisama> heh
<kisama> at least you got to suck cock and not be ass raped like the rest of us
#30618
[niffie] I have no inhabitions right now
[aphr0] would you finger my asshole?
[niffie] no
[aphr0] then you have inhibitions
#297468
<jaska_> A scientist wants to reduce my body temperature to minus 273 degrees Celsius
<jaska_> My wife says it'll kill me, but I think I'll be 0K
#49631
<insaneidiot> does ripping a dvd cause any phyiscal damage to the dvd?
<insaneidiot> ex. scratching
<Eric> ...
Comment: irc.halomessenger.org #HM