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#15699
<outcaste> Mr Gates donated $38 million to aids research?>
<brian2> yeah, outcaste, he wants windows to be the only deadly disease
affecting millions
#7444
<Paradox> So, guys, I have some news.
<Paradox> I know I usually don't talk much about stuff unless it's solid, but this is interesting, and I think you should know.
<Paradox> I just got an E-mail about an interesting proposition.
* volsung_ perks up.
<Paradox> Apparently, there are lesbians that want my 'hard cock.'
* volsung_ flips Paradox the bird.
<volsung_> :)
<Paradox> They want it 'now,' apparently, so the timetable is somewhat limited.
<volsung_> Are you going to just take their offer as presented, or is there an opportunity for negotiation?
<Paradox> I'm not sure.
<volsung_> I'm sure your hard cock is in great demand. An exclusive deal might not be in your best interest.
<Paradox> Last time I got an offer like this, there were some catches.
#300892
<abiff> I don't like beer in cans
<abiff> That's why I drink it
#5269
<clay> protocol defines that i place nothing less than a television UP YOUR ASS
#12365
* SoulStealer is back -[ auto-away after 60 minutes idle ]- gone 9 hr 24 min 38 s
<SoulStealer> skold
<SoulStealer> Think you should add a global command in Cygnus? /notice $*.net get's annoying.
<SoulStealer> guess not.
*** Parts: SoulStealer (NeonNitrat@user-24-214-140-218.knology.net)
<@skold> uh
<@skold> the guy idles for 9 HOURS and leaves in 10 seconds when i dont answer him
#67259
<Evenflow> gotta go clean up now, got a redhead coming tonight who likes to be told what to do ;)
<Ueda> tell her to clean up
#33102
<Lippizanr> part of me never wants to get married though.
<triple6> that would be the vagina.
#16361
<Jake> so I got dissed by this girl i was talking to online
<Jake> we were getting along really well and she wanted to meet
<Jake> but she wanted a picture
<Jake> so I sent her one (got one of hers, she was fine)
<Jake> she said "I'm really looking for some one more 'athletic'"
<Jake> bummer
<Jake> so i say
<Jake> well im trying hard, ever since i have been able to afford the full time trainer and chef I've lost over 200 lbs
<Jake> she says you can afford a trainer/chef
<Jake> i say yeah
<Jake> she changes her mind about meeting
<Jake> i tell her to go fuck herself
#7172
<Mr_BoGgLeS> she said you looked edible mosey..
<Mousey> well boggles
<Mousey> if she thinks im edible
<Mousey> she probably is fat
<Mousey> i have no fat on me
<Mousey> eating me would be like going on a diet
#38962
* kitten has quit IRC (Killed (NickOP (Kill requested by kittster)))
<BlackAIR> kitten got killed??
<Propagandhi> ALRIGHT, WHO IN HERE IS MASTERBATING!?
#32464
<BlackDeth> dont tell me what i am
<BlackDeth> i know what i am
<ckx> alright popeye
#297266
<Warchamp7> The other day at work, two of my bosses were trying to find each other in the office
<Warchamp7> And they were yelling "Ping!" back and forth
<Warchamp7> It was one of the greatest moments of my life
Comment: #MAGFest on irc.vgmusic.net
#38627
<Chaos> omg i was about to kill myself but this rom saved me
<Yutz> Heh
<Yutz> When there are suicidal people in any chat, I'm a dude that's telling them to go for it
<Yutz> Because I'm a bastard
<Chaos> Yutz: Because you're the one rational enough to know they won't do it.
<Chaos> And then if they did, it'd kinda be funny when their head slumps onto the keyboard and they just keep typing "hhhhhhhhhhhhhh" for an hour
#11593
<Fireklar> Anyone know what could cause a monitor to dim like that besides impending death?
<mig|flurry> fireklar: impending death.
<slurpee> impending death of your eyesight
<mig|flurry> fireklar: capacitors pretending to be resistors.
<Fireklar> DAMN YOU CAPACITORS
<Fireklar> I hate those bastards
#17977
<MixieArmadillo> hahaha
<Mnementh4> if you tell me, I will have to commit sepuku
<MixieArmadillo> is that anything like oragami?
<Mnementh4> more messy, but the concept is basically the same
#4488
<FM{FF1}> Rizen: I thought you didn't bang chicks, only me.
<FM{FF1}> ...men.
<FM{FF1}> GOD THAT WAS A BAD TYPO.
#3800
<JibberJim> what should happen to your webpages if you drop dead?
<Jumper> is this a trick question ?
#7932
<@n909> this guy is traveling in oregon
<@n909> and ran out of weed
<@n909> so he comes to #oregon
<@n909> and asks us for some
#15451
<Kolar> For the record, I want to get a copy of that one video of JFK getting shot, so I can dub in the Unreal Tournament 'HEADSHOT!' sound clip.
<Kolar> Lee_Harvey_Oswald is on a KILLING SPREE.
<Domarcet> So what does that make the film of Ruby shooting Oswald?
<Kolar> Lee_Harvey_Oswald's Killing Spree has been ended by Jack_Ruby.
<Kolar> Jack_Ruby was looking good until he died of cancer in prison!
<Kolar> And then the chat window could come up and say "JFKennedy: OMG camper fagz"
#6146
<DeMaci> i was def taller than you at nats
<BDavis> i was in a wheelchair
#40805
<L0ne_W0lf[A]> but I mean, 1% opf 100 is 10 though, right?
<Liero> ....
<Liero> no....
#14454
<gweeds> wow
<gweeds> i am now completely out of credit card debt
<gweeds> time to dive back in
#42659
<RHX> Winamp playing: Various - The Waterboys / Whole of the M
<RHX> ID3 tags don't get the whole of the na
#9154
<Skitzo> fuck my image, i get off on huge horse wangs inside of human female vaginas
<Skitzo> esp when they fill with cum and it gushes out
<Skitzo> yeah
<Skitzo> bestiality :D
<Skitzo> this is what happens when you go to church as a child and attend christian private schools, folks
<Skitzo> <--------- end result
#143464
<[DD]Earl> the age of consent in england was set around 1890..
<[DD]Myxlplk> That's way too high