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#299949
Joe: Tommy's room is right next to mine and the walls are really thin
Joe: Every time I hear him start yelling at his friends over Xbox Live when I am trying to sleep
Joe: I release the IP address on our router
#2105
<RockShox> greddy is pretty high quality stuff
<RockShox> i prefer apexi exhausts tho
<ocx> for cars?
<RockShox> no for bicycles
#28528
* rudeguy looks around
* rudeguy doesnt see anyone
* rudeguy poos
* rudeguy was kicked by issuez (rudeguy /parts)
Comment: #geekissues
#37785
<@Lucifer7> I think I just caught my Linux servers in the act,
<@Lucifer7> I walk in and both of them are at high network and hard drive activity.
<@Lucifer7> Then they both suddenly stop and the lights go back to normal.
Comment: #Fritolaid irc.homelan.com
#32227
<gloone> i never lie
<gloone> to males
#21047
<lav> that's what happens to people caught cheating
<lav> l33t
<Cecil> is that the one where they throw the guy's comp out on the street?
#5417
<Yusaku> "God dammit mom, why the fuck did you buy me an xbox?" "What, how can you tell?" "Well, that present under the Christmas tree is either a coffee table, or an xbox...I'm hoping it's a coffee table."
#104061
* Blacken sets mode: +m
<Blacken> Announcement:
<Blacken> By GOD, I fucking hate furfags.
* Blacken sets mode: -m
* Blacken has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
<Willfor> Apparently the reason he hates them is because they chewed through his internet wires
#13254
<Arno> i got kicked off a cray at school for running "pine"
#208710
<mindjob> im not talking about going to dinner with her and sharing a lovely conversation over tea
<mindjob> i'm talking about banging the living crap out of her
<mindjob> and making her asshole the size of a soup can
<mindjob> and then sending her away
<mindjob> far far away
<zaim> what kind of soup
<mindjob> chicken noodle
<mindjob> of course
<zaim> wise choice
#37342
< dildohead> i know 2 guys who major'd in english
< dildohead> and theyre both homeless
Comment: #geekissues
#40411
<T-Wolf> man, my girlfriend left me for some faggot named robert
<RdAwG20> you don't live in Hope mills do you?
<T-Wolf> ya, why man?
<RdAwG20> lol, just wondering, was her namne alisson?
<T-Wolf> you mother fucker
Comment: the funniest thing you will read in a while
#439
<Lyre-work> <-- soon to be my perm nick =(
#21797
<c0de> Should NASA invest in making the space shuttle safer or develop a new program?
<c0de> (vote)
<c0de> on CNN
<untermensch> new program, obviously. that old one's boring as fuck now
<untermensch> just re-run after re-run
<c0de> yeah, we need a new series
<c0de> 30-minutes long, every wednesday night at 19:00
<c0de> we can put cameras on the shuttle as well and film the crew all the time
<c0de> call it "Big Shuttle"
<untermensch> yes
<c0de> and each week we vote to kick a guy out the airlock
#5735
<robin24> any girls in here?
<cognac> does is really matter?
<cognac> the only thing you're gonna see are letters and numbers anyway
#44362
<Raticide> make install
<Raticide> oi you people
<Raticide> get out of my terminal
#305270
11-Jan-2011 <Lefty> Nugget: do you remember a game that involved a soccer ball bouncing down platforms in space for the Atari ST?
11-Jan-2011 <Nugget> we've had this disucssion before.
11-Jan-2011 <thumper^> Bring out the logs!
11-Jan-2011 <Lefty> I don't think I ever did find out the name of that game
11-Jan-2011 <Nugget> 08-Dec-2004 12:50 <LeftyWork> Do you guys remember an atari ST game that involved playing a soccerball that had to bounce on coloured tiles in space?
11-Jan-2011 <Nugget> 08-Dec-2004 12:58 <Nugget> TrailBlazer
11-Jan-2011 <Nugget> 08-Dec-2004 13:00 * LeftyWork hugs Nugget
11-Jan-2011 * Lefty hugs Nugget
#307315
<cansado> decode this while i poop: dWggb2gsIG15IGFudXMgaXMgZGlsYXRpbmch
<jph> jph@hellcat:[ttys005]:~/Downloads$ echo dWggb2gsIG15IGFudXMgaXMgZGlsYXRpbmch | base64 -d ; echo
<jph> uh oh, my anus is dilating!
<jph> cans: fuck you
#17086
<kethepoo> i remember the first time windows said "this program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down", and i was worried that they found out about the porn i had looked at
#308130
<Adorable> On a scale of Helen Keller to Osama Bin Laden, how good is my hiding spot?
#308728
<myself> I'm reminded of alphawolf's story of tracking down some guy who was sending strange traffic, and turned out to live in the next town over.
<myself> Guy's personal website included a pic of himself holding a banana like a gun.
<myself> so, wolfie and Evil head over there, armed with bananas and an Ethereal printout. Bang on the door. Someone answers, looks like the guy in the pic.
<myself> <threatening banana-stance>TELNET POLICE. STOP PINGING GARGAMEL.</stance>
<myself> And they leave.
<myself> Stunned. Silence.
<myself> the packets stopped.
#30770
(@Clitos) hungry for weiners?
(@tyree) fuck i could take a hot dog or two
(@Clitos) in the ass?
(@tyree) no
(@tyree) i like to swallow
#2506
<Dracon> weird.. seems like no matter what i do, cpu usage never shows 0.0%.
#36393
<staniel> Cameron: I got my internet running faster now
<Cameron> good for you. my nose is running faster than my internet right now
Comment: #chemicalfusion/irc.freenode.net
#303089
<Iridium> it's funny
<Iridium> I saw that there's an article on the NYT about how we can't focus anymore with all this multitasking
<Iridium> so I opened it in a new tab and went to finish reading my other RSS items
<Iridium> and then checked email, and facebook
<Iridium> and am updating you all here
<Iridium> and ten minutes later just realized I haven't looked at the article yet. =/