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#1306
(nexxai) holy fuck...I was just reading a ton of IRC quotes, then got up, and it was like I entered a new dimension
(nexxai) reality.....it's weirder than you think.
#33882
denisbaldwin: I think I love you...
denisbaldwin: So what am I so afraid of...
denisbaldwin: I'm afraid that I'm not sure of...
denisbaldwin: A love there is no cure for.
alexusslave: like herpes?
#11237
<Lord_Igsel> i remember an 11 year old kid on irc once, he had 'found out' about masturbation, and we were all laughing at him and things like "wooww what's it like how did you do itt' and then he said 'a friend showed me. i rubbed his dick, he rubbed mine.'
<Lord_Igsel> and then we got scared. :D
#5988
<rmalink> are you feeling any better?
<dep01> no... not really..
<rmalink> you know what it is? allergies...
<dep01> no, you know what it is? the crippling depression..
#49772
<kyrih> I'm out, cya all!
<DM> me 2
* DM is now known as DM-off
* kyrih is now known as kyrih-off
* merc is now known as merc-off
* logan is now known as logan-off
<jack> well...maybe not
#300740
<Brian> Hey hey, want to apply for a job at my work?
<Jeremy> Sure, I guess :) What would they need from me?
<Brian> A resume, cover letter, employment history, maybe urine
<Jeremy> I'm guessing they don't want me to mail that last one in :-D
<Brian> No, the last one is for my personal enjoyment.
#308420
<Dazuro> ...
<Dazuro> why
<Dazuro> why
<Dazuro> why cant i have a normal family
<Dazuro> i pissed off mom and she threatened to mail my foreskin to my girlfriend.
#308549
<@Twinge> Saw the word 'spaghetti' and assumed people were talking about code. Was not disappointed.
#1116
<var> hrmm
<var> how the fuck did a shortcut to e13ay end up on my desktop
<var> what kinda nefarious shit is windows update pulling
<Guilty> It's your computers way of saying it wants a new owner
<Guilty> Like a dog scratching on the door to get out
#44863
<+Sprunk> I think the world should be run by a panel of scientists and kindergarten teachers
<+Sprunk> scientists know all the facts and kindergarten teachers know how to treat everyone fairly
#307481
<Sebas> butts
<Erasmus> butts
<Sebas> butts
<Erasmus> butts
<Erasmus> Sometimes I feel like we're not using the Internet to its full potential.
#31559
<Dekkon> i dated a mormon once
<tito> was she wild in bed? i've heard that
<Dekkon> i think i fucked the mormon outta her
#26264
* jitspoe feels fembot... fuzzy
* Fembot shaved
<jitspoe> not there you didn't
#16923
<MrPuppy> like 3 hours ago
<MrPuppy> i was wankin to porn and i just got up
<MrPuppy> my door was open and my parents have been walkin around
<MrPuppy> they prolly saw me
<MrPuppy> i heard them laughing
#299617
<kollapse> There's just something creepy about an abandoned mental institution.
<Viperlin> kollapse: i'd say its creepier if your getting wifi there
#195581
<titaniumone> A customer came into Best Buy and very clearly asked me where the "Black CD's" were. I assumed he was just your average ignorant racist so I brought him to the rap section, at which point he freaked out and had me get a manager so he could get me fired for being racist.
#62544
<bizzy> hep which wacom tablet should i get
<bizzy> alternately do you have one to give me
<hep> the biggest one
<acidjazz> hep waddya use it for?
<hep> everything
<bizzy> ok so its like dildo shopping
<bizzy> now i got it
Comment: #bantown
#8008
<space> got any good tunes to spare?
<ToRMeNTeD> tons
<ToRMeNTeD> what kind
<space> whatever
<space> im easy
<ToRMeNTeD> thas what Im listening to now
<space> lol shit i got no speakers yet brb
<ToRMeNTeD> askin fer music wif no speakas
<ToRMeNTeD> sprocket what are we gonna do wif you
<PsyHawk> like a blind man asking for magnifying glass
<ToRMeNTeD> classic
<space> heheh lame award
<space> im like that fucker sent me blank tracks
#29248
<Blade> Too bad your ex wasn't there.
<Sonsquidku_V> She was in f*cking San Diego. Can you believe that?
<Sonsquidku_V> There's like nothing there. It's mexican canada.
<Blade> Seriously, it's like LA took a crap.
<Sonsquidku_V> And then that crap took a crap.
<Sonsquidku_V> And picked through the crap to find a land mine.
<Sonsquidku_V> And threw it at my mom.
<Blade> XD
<Sonsquidku_V> Who fell down the stairs.
<Sonsquidku_V> And into a hole which led to China.
<Sonsquidku_V> And that's why I haven't seen her for the last 15 years.
<Blade> You have some issues, Dan.
#7974
<Pirificio> Anyone on here with a higher level of Estrogin than Testoterone?
<mogismog> lemme guess, you don't have a girlfriend?
#52787
<Musket> is there an echo in here?
<ManOfStuff> an echo in here?
<FessyBugger> in here?
<Kajifox> here?
#32884
<rein_coloring> It's always good to make adults happy. You never know when one of them will feed you
#50848
< jiteo> I remember calling my ISP asking about getting a static IP
< jiteo> poor guy on the other end was so happy to have someone with brains to
talk to
< jiteo> and actually get asked a question that makes sense
< jiteo> on that day I brought warm fuzzies in his life
< jiteo> I will forever be proud
< KrakensDen> :)
< KrakensDen> did you get one?
< jiteo> no
#39245
<+DarkSpirit> This sucks.
<+DarkSpirit> I got banned from Spanish class last week.
<+DarkSpirit> We were talking about the history of Spain, and how there is a large number of Asians living there.
<+DarkSpirit> And there's some jokes made about Japanese people pronouncing their "l's," like "r's."
<+DarkSpirit> There's some laughs.
<+DarkSpirit> And then we have to do these dialogues that we wrote ourselves.
<+DarkSpirit> Which are basiclly just conversations between a group of people
<+DarkSpirit> And we have to greet eachother and such.
<+DarkSpirit> And when it comes to be our turn, I tape my eyes back, so I look Japanese.
<+ricoblue> omg ds
<+ricoblue> lol
<+DarkSpirit> I turn my back to the class, and when my friend says "Hola."
<+DarkSpirit> I spin around, and as loud as I possibly can, yell "HORA! COMO ESTASU!"
<+DarkSpirit> And do the best jump kick I've ever done in my life.
<+DarkSpirit> And that's why I can't go back to Spanish class anymore.
#102826
<Nuuka> Im going to be pissed off if I cant use the internet during the hurricane
<Benny2k> Why? want to be able to write brb hurricane? :P