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#40380
rebjudson: hehe, i'm the entire female contingent in your group of friends
Ilanbg: watch out then
Ilanbg: and now that i think about it, that was not funny
Ilanbg: only creepy
rebjudson: um, yeah...
#1760
*** Parts: MadHatter (Hatter@ha.kz)
*** Joins: MadHatter (Hatter@ha.kz)
<MadHatter> wtf
<MadHatter> who kicked me
<Lepper> heh, you're too anal about being kicked
<MadHatter> I just want to know
<scar`> [16:57] *** Parts: MadHatter (Hatter@ha.kz)
<MadHatter> yeah ok
<Lepper> don't clients tell you when youg et kicked?
<Lepper> err, who kicks you
<MadHatter> I dunno man, I'm busy here
<MadHatter> leave me alone
#29223
<zim> I can't look at the words "Windows XP" and not think that Microsoft are sticking their tongue out at us
#15943
<SamGod> crap, not only does my everything hurt, I can't breath fresh air 'cuz all I smell is gasoline
<Coda> why do you smell gasoline SamGod?
<SamGod> Coda: 'cuz I smell like gasoline
<Coda> why?
<SamGod> Coda: I kinda happened to shove an exaust pipe in my sleve for warmth for a few hours last night
<Twist-> See? he is a psycho.
<SamGod> well, actually, I switched off between one sleve, then the other, then my pant leg, then the other, etc...
<Twist-> didn't occur to you to get inside the car?
#1911
<D\TOX> DenverJeepGuy : well check out my picture and see if I look too old for you
<D\TOX> babyangelcakes1405 : damn ur hott!
<D\TOX> DenverJeepGuy : so do you like college guys like me?
<D\TOX> babyangelcakes1405 : yeah...
<D\TOX> this 14 year old says she can't fuck me
<D\TOX> 'cause she's grounded
<D\TOX> but in a month she can
#15567
Bezoar of all the liver disorders one could get, hep A is pretty good. you get it, you feel like shit for a little while, it goes away, and you're immune for life.
eval sounds like religion
#187
*** Topic in #ramen is 'note to sober self: this is drunk skunko, you got laid last night by alycia. YEA'
#241911
<mokeylace>: I like to do a breakdown of how much time I spend every day fucking off on certain activities, and how much this correspondingly costs my company
<mokeylace>: for instance, it just cost my employers $37 for me to trim my fingernails
<mokeylace>: earlier it cost them $75 for me to read some webcomics
<GL>: hahaha
<mokeylace>: I'm hoping that when I submit my findings they'll find it wise to hire someone to scratch my nuts for me in the next budget period
<mokeylace>: marc are you still looking for a job?
<JukeboxHero>: always am
<JukeboxHero>: wait what
<Eric_>: lol
<JukeboxHero>: That's not fair I wasn't paying attention FUCK YOU ERIC
#5473
<ExCon> ihave one wish b4 i goto army rho :)
<ExCon> op for 1 day :D
<[SuN]> im not that soft :P
<ExCon> what if i die and never come back ?;D
<[SuN]> ill make a bot called ExCon and give it ops
<ExCon> oh..i feel honored
<ExCon> :D
<[SuN]> ;)
#1235
<MadHatter> omg how do I turn mirc timers off
~~~ (signoff) MadHatter ;Excess Flood
#34406
<SlackDug> amn, wtf
<SlackDug> my speakers are crackling
<SlackDug> every now and then
<SlackDug> really loud
<SlackDug> oh .. chair was pulling power supply
<jonathans> haha.
<Brutus|UA> gg
<rplop> I've crushed 3 headphones with my chair so far
Comment: #geekissues EFnet
#5869
<Synoptica> holy fuck
<Synoptica> i like
<Synoptica> almost swallowed an aaa battery
<Synoptica> (dont ask)
#5808
<GreetServ> [A|exander] l44t
<notrino> laat ?
<A|exander> yeah
<A|exander> its one better than l33t
<notrino> err..yeah better than
<notrino> l33t :D
<A|exander> you're getting it
<notrino> than , why not 99 ?
<A|exander> small steps man, small steps
#28902
<rzr_grl_> look, i'm replicating
<@synec> in public?
<@synec> have you no shame?
#309955
<grifferz> bitcointalk full of marks who one month ago were all "yeah deconstruct the state! to the moon! fuck the bankers!" then today they are "omg I put my son's education fund on mtgox, who do I sue?"
#31093
<bil`> everytime i go into my closet i have to stand on my bed
<KArmA-> I figured you just stayed in the closet all the time
#6132
<HrdwrBoB> un.. what's rl?
<un> isn't that what happens when you type brb?
<HrdwrBoB> no that's when I get food
#810
<PuyoDead> #emu talks more .br talk than the entire country of brazil
#36442
<Philth> Trivia-Bot v1.2
<Philth> Complete the Following
<Philth> 1) _______ ___._._._
<Philth> Hint: /_e_ve_ 1_7._.0._
<Angela> Uhh.
<Philth> Hint: /se_ver 127._.0._
<BloodSpoon> 127.0.0.1
<Angela> server 127.0.0.1
-!- Angela [~asdfg@d226-127-173.home.cgocable.net] has quit ["TrenzTerra Tornado (Seagull) - http://trenzterra.uni.cc"]
#15878
<Ouroboros> The large print giveth, and the fine print taketh away.
#2496
<Carisear> Ever since i put the "Tires by Firestone" bumper sticker on my car, no one seems to tailgate me anymore.
#31333
<C> l22r
<C> er. l33t.
#9360
<[DeViL]Hawk> dammit u sothern punk my mums rich i looked at the price list
<FanBoy|Away> er? your mum is on a price list...figures
#7073
<Joe_> I got arrested by a school poice officer.
<Joe_> Up until I was sitting in Juvi for a couple hours, I was being illegaly detained.
<Joe_> Heh.. last time I try to ditch school to take a shit.
<Joe_> From now on, I'm shitting in my locker. Let them find THAT the next time they do a random search.
<Joe_> I can see it now. A stare down. Me, with my pants down. The cop, nose covered, gun drawn.
#30621
<madog> because your a little pee-on
<madog> who has no pull on this network
<madog> try it agian, ill make sure you're glined
<davidc> haha
<davidc> ok madog
* madog (scottx@vulnerable.org) Quit (Local kill by humble (no pull on this network :)))