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#55058
<zb^3_> sektie
<zb^3_> i can't just stand here with my cock in my hand
<Workdug> start moving your hand up and down in a smooth, continuous motion
<Workdug> it feels really good after a while
<rpenguin> unless your hands are covered in habanero sauce :(
<goldfish> words of wisdom
Comment: efnet #okcupid
#14220
<Pi|Mu|Rho> I'm sure that somewhere out there is the
right girl for you . Unfortunately, I think "out there" is measured in
light years.
#115085
DinkyDogg: me and porn has always been kinda like israel and nuclear weapons
DinkyDogg: i've never claimed to have porn but they all know i do
#303622
Mike: "now that you all are awake. are there anyone who can help with my problem? I have compressed my important files with md5sum. how do I decompress them ?"
#15832
<TAOC> EVILPIE WILL LEAD US INTO A NEW AGE OF ENLIGHTMENT AND PEACE
<TAOC> somebody ban him
#295136
<dshs> what's the absolute best question?
<fydo> you just asked it. it's recursive.
#23181
<JaYoNaIsE> xvid is what?
<[Piratez]> xvid is xrated video
#30533
<Tik-Tok> whats a good newsgroup for tv rips?
<DigDug> alt.tv.rips.uploaded.for.tik-tok
<Tik-Tok> alt.thats.not.funny.dildo
#151114
<MystMystMystMyst> There's a famous guy who reminds me of you: Richard Borcherds.
<bbot> What was he convicted of?
#51018
Sanjuro Makabe: btw remember what you made up about something like the 7 layer protocol of the network or something?
Sanjuro Makabe: application, presentation, session, transport, network, datalink, physical
Sanjuro Makabe: i remember you made up something nasty to remember those by...i forgot what it was
Saem: a pussy so tight no dick penetrates
#923
<reptile-> black is pry my favorite color for clothing. =/
<MadHatter> are you still fat
#14608
<[ryan]> jack i have more mariokart hours than your airline pilot has flight hours on flights
<class> hours or not
<class> ill let my shells do the talking
<class> and your ass do the eating
<[ryan]> in a pure race i'd own you
<[ryan]> weapons only make things more complicated
<class> thats like saying 'when you take the hard element out of the game I ROCK
#7829
<rob`> o/` Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord o/`
<JakeStone> rob: Religious pr0n?
ð Kaijin can't come up with a next verse that s pronlike and scans.
<JakeStone> o/~ He was hammering the women hard and now they are quite sore o/~
ð Alaric can't remember enough of the Battle Hymn of the Republic to filk it
<rob`> o/` he hath loosed the fateful lightning of his terrible swift sword o/`
<rob`> I think the lyrics filk themselves. :)
#28750
<@n0th1ng> i hate when shit intertwines with my dream, like im fucking some chick then i hear "hey, mow the lawn today"
<@n0th1ng> and im like WTF
#4801
<Amanda> Oh yeah, a thug did his commemorative speech on "P Diddy" today
<kisama_> fuck thugs
<kisama_> thugs will amount to shit later
<kisama_> there's a bunch of thugs here taking CISCO NETWORKING CERTIFICATION courses
<kisama_> they are all "YEAH MAN I'M GONNA MAKE 80K COMING RIGHT OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL MAN!"
#21579
* typeoghoul MY INTERNET KID GOT A 1200 ON HER SAT"S
<Predddan> internetkid?
<typeoghoul> yes
<Predddan> like a tamagotchi?
<typeoghoul> human
<Predddan> like a human tamagotchi u control over the internet?
<Predddan> kewl..
#33398
Paulson McIntyre: hey, whats up?
Ohzie: Depends on what you consider down. It could be anything, depending on the point of reference.
Paulson McIntyre: ...smart ass
#30588
* @cagey strangles the fuck out of the verizon guy
<@cagey> CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW, MOTHERFUCKER?!
#56295
<TheMouse> Aurora, CS at jouse of pancock
<TheMouse> pancakes
<TheMouse> PANCAKES
<Aurora> PAGING DR. FREUD
#9131
<FairLighT> we'd have to do something incredibly crazy to distract the wal-mart staff
<V3nOm> lol yeah go take a shit in the front garden
#27935
<@Phobius> [d20]Gau: Name of channel please.
<+[d20]Gau> Clan: Covert Underground Neutralization Team #CUNT
<@Phobius> [d20]Gau: Sorry but thats an unacceptable channel name.
<+[d20]Gau> ? Is it too short?
<@Phobius> [d20]Gau: No its the word "cunt"
<+[d20]Gau> "cunt"? Ohhhh goodness That's another word for a woman's vagina, isn't it
<+[d20]Gau> How about The War Against Terrorism? #twat
<@Phobius> !#twat reg [d20]Gau
#303649
<Camille> I love my new job
<+ericc> where d'you work?
<Camille> it's a small coffee shop. doesn't pay much, but nearly everyone there is a gamer or irc'er.
<+ericc> nice
<Camille> yeah, we got busy around 1pm and it was loud cos of people chatting
<Camille> so one of the guys there shouted out "now I know how those marines feel when I hit them with a zerg rush"
<+ericc> hahaha awesome
<Camille> the manager heard him and frowned, I thought he was gonna yell at him for talking like that in front of customers
<Camille> and he just replied "man the bunkers and bring out the siege tanks!"
#139645
<@HeXeN> last night
<@HeXeN> another odd dream
<@HeXeN> This construction worker hung himself in my house because he got green paint on his lucky shirt
<@bbot> I dreamed that some fag named hexen wouldn't shut up about his dumb ass dreams
#10647
<EuRaSiAn`GuY> If Someone query's me typing #Channel, and there in a channel i have ops in, how do i auto ban them?
<@netwerk> thats stupid
<@netwerk> go sit in the corner and think about wat you just said
#30248
<Bruce_MacCulloch> ever hear the saying "if you cant say something nice, dont say anything"? well, I have a corollary to that - it goes "if you cant say something meaningful, go away or be quiet"