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#53608
ChaOSv2: hehe xbox 360 ... 'end up where you started'
#57808
<flatface> I had a fucking HORRIBLE monitor for the longest time
<flatface> 14", tube was scratched, picture was fuzzy and fading, the plug was so loose I had to adjust it for 5 minutes every day, one side was partially discoloured, the "frame" was cracked, it was analog, it made a buzzing noise...
<flatface> was there anything else wrong with it, dex? I can't remember
<@robodex> no flat I think you covered it
<@robodex> but let's not forget pornmonitor
<@robodex> the one with boobies burnin
<flatface> That was a monitor I got used
<flatface> and returned in a day
<@robodex> yeah.
<@robodex> you bought a used monitor and it had porn burn in
<flatface> yeah
<flatface> that's after the death of my 14"
<@robodex> I woulda kept it tbh
<flatface> ha
<@robodex> it'd save me a lot of bandwidth :P
#2353
<korb> anyone got a nuked vers of kof2000n??
<korb> anyone got a nuked vers of kof2000n???
<blazemore> quick, add more question marks, i think it's working
#308208
<Sebas> I typed "aO" and sat wondering why it didn't turn into an @ for at least five seconds
<Sebas> I should probably sleep
#70943
<landen> dioid the spark of knowledge gleams in every student. the duty of the teacher is to water it.
Comment: #math on efnet
#146901
<Hogie> I was locked out of our server rooms the other night
<Hogie> because my finger got cut
<Hogie> and I couldn't pass biometrics
#49882
<utonium> * QUESTION * 302975 of 341350, worth 10 points: how many equal sides are there on a scalene triangle?
<utonium> Answer: ....
<mannyt> four
<utonium> Answer: .o..
<Missl337> four
<witchyp00> 4
<Missl337> none
<Missl337> duh
#4738
* Synoptica bangs OutLore and Lord-Data
[Synoptica] fuck
[Synoptica] no i dont
* Synoptica bangs OutLore and Lord-Data's heads together
#3664
<mappyman> i sent off for a PAL videotape of Captain Jack
<mappyman> still in backorder
<Hiko> heh
<Hiko> how you gonna play a PAL tape?
<mightyflo> just crack it
<mightyflo> www.vhscopyworld.com
#16264
<UGPYitEarp> I think part of McDonalds employee training is a seminar called "dealing with the failure you call life"
#3356
<SaraAB> ok you will probably think im stupid but i was on the phone with my friend and i was freaking out because the game ffx talks!!!!
<mightyflo> what was the point of having voice acting in ffx if the main character is just gonna say "..." all the time anyway?
#49239
<looksofat> i got 17 cents for food in the next week but i got CoD 2 preordered and pre-payed and IT OWNS ASS
#15519
<ouija> He likes to hit on girls
<ouija> and then go like
<ouija> HAHA HA!!! I'm QUEER!
#13315
*** Joins: Tallpaul
*** Semper is now known as Smallpaul
*** Smallpaul is now known as Semper
*** Tallpaul is now known as Semper_is_gay
*** Semper is now known as Tallpaul
*** Semper_is_gay is now known as Semper
*** Quits: Semper (Kill by NickServ (RECOVER command used by Tallpaul))
*** Tallpaul is now known as Semper
<Semper> I'm a dick
<Semper> :D
#31528
<Cazor> i know a girl who thinks a guy doing his own laundry is a turn on. thats... hrmm...
<Cazor> and she freaks out when i go to my laundry
<GreenJeanz> wtf haha
<Cazor> like, an orgasmic freak out
<Ruthven> sounds good
<Jovan> Cazor: Sounds like an opportunity... :D
<Jovan> Just kidding.
<Cazor> ehhh... nope.
<Ruthven> ¬_¬
<Jovan> That's kinda funny though.
<Cazor> you'd laugh if i told you who it was, though.
<kak> Its ok Cazor, we know its your mom.
#154403
BabaYaga: Every McDonald's commercial ends the same way, right? "Prices and participation may vary." I wanna open a McDonald's and not participate in anything. I wanna be a stubborn McDonald's owner. Cheeseburgers? Nope. We got spaghetti! And blankets!
#4173
<johnnybad> nice guys finish last
<ScottO> isnt that what women want anyway? the guy to finish last?
#5527
<slide-> hah, of course their site has popup ads
<eevar> get opera.. - never seen a popup i don't want
<slide-> iv never seen a popup i do want
#154860
<BOBNESS> you'll never in a million years guess what happened and thats pretty sad
<@Calisc> you got laid
<BOBNESS> my hint was too good
#5647
<Plaid> We got the "Share Minutes" plan. Call it family bondage.
#11573
<Amit> I was going to commit seppuku but I accidentally commited bukakke
#8023
<kt> i need a job, badly.
<kt> maybe i should hang out with some black people
<kt> i mean go to the unemployment office.
#32016
<u4Ea-kvm> i ran winipconfizzle
#14178
*** Emo has joined #GDProject
<Emo> hwat kind of emo do u like emo?
<Emo> oh shit
<Emo> thats me
<Emo> lol
<Emo> boy do i look like a dumbass
<Emo> forgot i switched comps
#307852
<B0g4r7> A Catholic priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar.
<B0g4r7> He orders a beer.
<d4|werk> ba dum tsssssh
<mark251> so how was the beer