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#3221
<SementE> anyone here have a commercial pilot license?
<blazemore> semente: do you have any idea how many fbi "carnivore" systems you just set off
<SementE> blazemore: oh.. I forgot to add airline
#16682
*** UndErX has joined #help
<UndErX> sup lamer newbies
<UndErX> answer this if u r not newbiez:
<FiEsTy-> well, ask
<UndErX> no newbie lamer
<UndErX> lamerz
<FiEsTy-> hey please dont type /quit fiesty- because it makes me quit IRC.. please
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#22333
<Jubei-> sup nigs
<kaihn[afk]> :o
<Jubei-> i mean..
<Jubei-> Hello fine gentlemen, how are you this fine morning?
#10261
<mindran> ok i'm going to be fired
<mindran> i made some thing generate random passwords for this app i just made
<mindran> and sent it out
<mindran> and some of them are horrible :(
<mindran> i dont want to be the person who's password is now "hard14long"
<mindran> or "like10come"
#4015
<aeflux> I swear 85% of the CS community failed remedial english in 3rd grade
<Gunny> 85% of the CS community hasn't made it to the 3rd grade
#18126
<Carlton>I see someone walking down the street wearing all black I think, "Probably has a favourite Linux distribution."
#7442
<F|uke> I like to have sex with Enya playing in the background
<F|uke> Enya doesnt mind it either.,....she just sits, watches and plays
#8484
<Bobski> goconnect. the internet equivalent of the dole.
<jamesm> what is it?
<Bobski> a freebie internet service for those who blew their last 5 bucks on mcdonalds
<jamesm> how do they make money?
<Bobski> you install a wanky dialer and it spatters your screen with ads. mostly mcdonalds ads actually :)
<jamesm> in case you find another fiver
#309805
<@dmd> if i had a multi-watt laser or something i would probably sit in a book depository and kill people with it
<@dmd> does that make me a bad person
<@Krrrlson> it makes you a person who has not considered the power consumption and cooling requirements
#20632
<Manuva> who keeps uploading the college fuckfest shit? Cause it sucks
<Minion> one of em was okay, I didn't download it from the ftp tho
<Manuva> but they're so obviously fucking staged
<Manuva> It's like they're saying "Hey this is what happens at college and you're missing it fag!"....but it's bullshit :(
<Minion> so what
<Minion> who cares if its fucking authentic
<Manuva> Me...I wanna see some bitch get clubbed in the face by a lamp and get beastfucked by 3 guys
#35070
<splice> this conversation is like teaching retards to do calculus
#25364
<Donut[AFK]> HEY EURAKARTE
<Donut[AFK]> INSULT
<Eurakarte> RETORT
<Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-RETORT
<Eurakarte> QUESTIONING OF SEXUAL PREFERENCE
<Donut[AFK]> SUGGESTION TO SHUT THE FUCK UP
<Eurakarte> NOTATION THAT YOU CREATE A VACUUM
<Donut[AFK]> RIPOSTE
<Donut[AFK]> ADDON RIPOSTE
<Eurakarte> COUNTER-RIPOSTE
<Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-COUNTER RIPOSTE
<Eurakarte> NONSENSICAL STATEMENT INVOLVING PLANKTON
<Miles_Prower> RESPONSE TO RANDOM STATEMENT AND THREAT TO BAN OPPOSING SIDES
<Eurakarte> WORDS OF PRAISE FOR FISHFOOD
<Miles_Prower> ACKNOWLEDGEMENT AND ACCEPTENCE OF TERMS
#6569
<skullY_> <-- Feels really bright now
<barkode> did you get a new lamp?
#16131
<Fishfood> hey when we are all grown up and have kids we should all meet up and pit our kids against each other in a 5 day battle royale
<Prick> "Kid Rancher"
<Fishfood> my kid will kick all your kids asses
<Prick> Mine will be pixies. They'll strip seductively and distract your kids.
<Fishfood> all my kid needs is his wits and his amazingly large penis
<Prick> I think you're assuming that the Big Ogre Penis Gene skips a generation.
#3261
<Splortch> i should diet
<Komando> chop off the t and just die
#34735
<Neon[UK]> fool
<Neon[UK]> i hope the cd player ejects the cd really fast and slices your head off
Comment: #geekissues EFnet
#294485
<%First_Mate_Drak> I once had a girl get so sloshed that she hit on me.
<%First_Mate_Drak> And by 'hit on me'.
<%First_Mate_Drak> I mean 'picked up a chair and tried to hit me because she thought I was a pinata.'
<%First_Mate_Drak> That was a weird halloween.
<%First_Mate_Drak> In her defense.
<%First_Mate_Drak> I was dressed as a pinata. >.>
#31106
.oO( KoHa )Oo. :good. do you want me to bring you anything?
CRaNKyPlaNKToN: Hmmm
CRaNKyPlaNKToN: some kind of souviner
.oO( KoHa )Oo.: an alcoholic souvenier?
CRaNKyPlaNKToN : You know "I went to Ukraine and all I got was this T-Shirt" lol
CRaNKyPlaNKToN (12:21 PM) : heheh yah alcohol would be cool :))))
.oO( KoHa )Oo. (12:21 PM) : hehe. ok i'll look for something interesting. "my friend went to ukraine and he brought me a present that caused this puke stain"
CRaNKyPlaNKToN: LOOOOL
CRaNKyPlaNKToN: yah I'm sure there'll be fluids going both up and down my throat!
CRaNKyPlaNKToN:er
CRaNKyPlaNKToN: thats not meant in a sexual way
.oO( KoHa )Oo: too late. bash
CRaNKyPlaNKToN: HAhaha
#50427
<bog2435> i wunna ask bout INVERT in msPaint -> i invert the image, save.. but then when i open it and invert it it goes backwards to the original!
<bog2435> how do i save it inverted so it can't be reversed to the original.. i want to protect my photo from steal, see!
#34477
<umopepisdn> About a month ago one of my tires popped.
<umopepisdn> I ended up cutting about half of the tire off of the rim with a pair of scissors because I didn't know what to do.
<umopepisdn> Then I realized that the spare tire has got a rim on it.
Comment: Ah yes... nerds and cars =)
#7755
<psIRE> I had sex once, very tiring
<Mulder> lol
<Snipe> yeh me too.... oh wait no that was the time i installed linux
#50477
<nosebleed> I usually get awakened by any object entering my ass
#210468
<&fuqinfruit> Huggie: My mother cleans her vibrators in the Dishwasher and she doesnt think i know. Its disgusting and i hate it.
<&fuqinfruit> oops wrong chan
#54430
< calaf> I can't even have my cats in the room if I'm wanking
< calaf> they're other guys so they ruin it . . .
< withnail> so if they were female cats it would be cool
< bubbly> i'm trying to eat breakfast
< calaf> If a cat can form the thought, "If I jigger this doorknob with my paws, the door may open for me," then you know he knows what jacking off is
< calaf> Or, in my case four years ago, "I don't like that he's spending all this time with the girl and not me. I'm going to shit in her book bag."
< calaf> The General did that. The 911 of cat terrorism
#3757
<Xta-C> what's a working efnet server?
<Lord-Data> an oxymoron?