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#52800
liam: No worries though, toronto is supposed to have the best water filtration program
liam: just like chernobyl was the best nuclear pwer plant
boylizard: heh
liam: or the titanic was the best ship
#44955
gr3ym4tt3r: NEVER MASTURBATE AFTER 5 DAYS OF NOT DOING IT.
AerialFlames: Dude, yeah
gr3ym4tt3r: Especially with no towels nearby.
AerialFlames: It goes BOOM
gr3ym4tt3r: This is gonna be fucking nasty, but I hit myself in the fucking EYE.
gr3ym4tt3r: IN. MY. EYE.
AerialFlames: ..WTF
AerialFlames: WTF
AerialFlames: POINT IT AWAY
AerialFlames: DUMBASS
gr3ym4tt3r: I did... but it was like... *twi*BLAMF*tch*
#40909
<Jeff> now... he probably woulda been grounded forever if it were gay porn...
<pilot1> no, they're catholic
#33990
<orion> i HATE
<orion> the beastie boys.
<Amanda_> Their talent is INTERGALACTIC
<Amanda_> Saying you hate them is a form of SABOTAGE
<Amanda_> GIRLS are always huge fans
<orion> ....................................................
<Amanda_> Looks like you need some BRASS MONKEY
#14299
Dainichi> Sometimes, I really do think it'd be nifty-keen to have another me around.
Phantbert> no way
Phantbert> I'd hate to have another me
Phantbert> the last thing I need is another pretentious asshole to deal with.
#28313
phusnikin> that sucked. compiled my executable into my src and i have no
backup, damm bash tab completion :\\
#25137
<Dawai> i feel like fucking my gf in the ass real hard
<Dawai> the only problem is she dumped me some time ago
#759
<cygnus> oi
<cygnus> in windows
<cygnus> what it mean
<cygnus> if the folder has a hand underneaath it
<Sephiroth> means it is shared
<Sephiroth> across your network
<cygnus> how did you know that
<cygnus> i thought it meant itwas heavy
<cygnus> or something
<cygnus> like
<cygnus> it's got 10 gigs in it
#37190
* Wolfy does his bit to erradicate capitalism by using lower case :P
* Wolfy is now known as wolfy
#1734
::: .signoff@2.59p> Townshend (wang@cb31185-c.rmdws1.il.home.com); Geek used to be a 4-letter word; now it's a 6-figure one.
#17258
<Rzrshrp8> and they told this kid that they were gonna have a fapping contest and whoever comes first wins....they all turned the lights out and started making sounds, then turned the lights on and only the kid they played the trick on was doing it
#297574
<Havokroft> \o/
<Panzerwurst> I shall steal your slash keys
<Panzerwurst> so you can't cheer any more
<Havokroft> o
#303402
LG: My bro left his phone at my house last night
LG: so... I just tried to call him to tell him
LG: I tried to call his cell with mine. when his was in MY OTHER HAND
BadSpoon: did you answer?
LG: no.
LG: I'm pretty retarded.
LG: But I have a little dignity.
#18642
<Frostbite> i used to be ashamed of my 4 inch wang. until i found out girls liked it that wide
#26278
<KArmA-> imagine someone sliding a cold, very long, narrow hose up your ass
<phr0work> it can't be worse than a man's finger
<phr0work> ugh
<KArmA-> um
<KArmA-> trust me
#2605
* dregan kicks Yamucha in the nuts
* dregan stamps on Yamucha's neck
*** ChanServ sets mode: +o Yamucha
<dregan> Oh shit.
#171
[+Vile] (smcn): just because you dress like them doesnt mean you are
[!smcn] m/sg Vile would you like to touch my breasts
[!smcn] oops
#19199
<Phantom> I heard the funniest thing on DBZ today
<Phantom> "Having these balls makes me feel something approaching joy, I think. I want to caress them." --Frieza
#38044
(StickMutilator) I was stuck in Mario for a long time.........I didn't realise you could jump
#61997
<Vagrant> hey everyone
<Vagrant> I love you all
<Dylan> d'aww
<Vagrant> We may have our differences but in the end I know that you guys are friends for life
<Inkblot> I love you too,stranger?
<Goat> That really means a lot coming from you.
<hambone> thnx Vaggie :)
<Vagrant> fuck
<Vagrant> I was typing on the wrong line
<Vagrant> I wasn't talking to you bastards
#301939
<@Krillin|Leach> The only thing that should not be downloaded for free is tax preparation software. I trust my Russian hacker/cracker group friends with a lot, but not my real name, social security number, place of employment, and yearly income figures
#14925
<SS|Away|Dreaming|> RUSSIAN ROULETTE - Take your chances. 2:1 odds. Type @pull to see if you win or lose - If you loose you get kicked.
<SPiN|> @pull
<Hsu> @pull
<Deverz> @pull
<Deverz> @pull
<Hsu> @pull
<SPiN|> @pull
<Hsu> @pull
<Deverz> @pull
<Hsu> @pull
Quits: SS|Away|Dreaming| (SierraSoni@AC829966.ipt.aol.com) (Excess Flood)
#63513
<RMD> hulk hogan is apparently gonna be there.
<Diddgery> hulk hogan !?!?!?!?!
<Terusama> why would Hulk Hogan be at a Pokemon festival o.o
<Terusama> that's weird
<Diddgery> POKEMON TRAINER HULK HOGAN wants to fight!!
<Apophis> He probably thinks he gets to beat the hell out of them himself.
<Diddgery> HULK HOGAN sent out HULKHOGAN
<Diddgery> HULKHOGAN used BODY SLAM
<Diddgery> It's super-effective!
<RMD> MEGA PUNCH
<RMD> GLARE
<RMD> SUBMISSION
<RMD> uh
<Diddgery> haha perfect
#55243
<Foxhill> shagging someone who dont move is like humping a warm vibrator that doesnt vibrate and farts in its sleep
#300122
<Slashy> Kanye West has a new show coming out
<Slashy> No time slot, it just interrupts other shows