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#23512
<@Pr|cK> oi shan on sunday last week at footlocker when i was buying new shoes
<@Pr|cK> there was this REALLY HOT chick working there right
<@Pr|cK> anyway i went in to buy shoes, and she saw my $500 sunnies
<@Pr|cK> and she gave me her number
<@cray> pfft that's nothing...i went into this shop and waved around my expensive gun, and the chick behind the counter gave me all her money
#29811
<Will> hmm i think it be time i put xp pron on this machine
<Will> xp pro
#304836
<BlueVortex> Why doesn't bread respawn when you eat it?
<Advocate> Mine does. You're probably doing it wrong.
#26310
<Ronald_MacK> I need more RAM.
<Ronald_MacK> Wait, no.
<Ronald_MacK> I need a girlfriend, so I won't be on the computer so much, and thereby it won't need more RAM.
#17421
<isd> if I could suck my dick, I would never leave my house
#306523
Chelsea: My mom just found out that furries exist
Chelsea: Because she SAW some
Chelsea: TWICE
Chelsea: and she keeps asking why I think they're creepy
Maddie: OH GOD
Chelsea: and i dont want to be like
Chelsea: "mom"
Chelsea: "i have to level with you"
Chelsea: "furries don't just enjoy dress up"
Chelsea: but anyway she was like "they were cute! they looked like they were having fun! why are they creepy?"
Chelsea: CAN'T THE MEDIA EXPLAIN THIS FOR ME
Chelsea: THIS MUST BE HOW CONSERVATIVE PARENTS FEEL WHEN THEIR KIDS ASK ABOUT GAY PEOPLE
#62745
(@_MB_) so
(@_MB_) how was thailand
(@Euan) pretty awesome actually
(@Euan) did loads and loads of cool stuff
(@Euan) how was internet
(@_MB_) pretty awesome actually
(@_MB_) did loads and loads of cool stuff
(@Euan) yeah?
(@_MB_) no :(
#71710
<Lupin> I ? unicode.
#19054
in #teen
[itstomEK] 20-m-melb.pix msg me for a chat 8)
[DiZ] 20 omg , ure ot a a teren
[DiZ] banz0r him
[Jon-] i would, but i'm still trying to decipher what you just said
#304862
<FuegoFish> Natural Weapon basically has the following options: imitating an Arcane spell, or being a built-in Martial weapon
<FuegoFish> which means that yes you could have gunhands if you wanted
<FuegoFish> or a crossbow for a dick
Comment: #partyhard, irc.synirc.net
#1181
Sug*******i8: Darn it, I wanted to nuke some pizza but someone's using the micro-wave...
loofaspunge: just rub each slice one at a time really fast...
#294213
<Plasma-Fox> Yo mama's so stupid, when I asked her opinion of quantum chromodynamics as a non-abelian gauge theory, she thought the only group of massless quarks was SUL(Nf) x SUR(Nf) x UB(1) x UA(1).
#50729
thewhathewhat: I understand how scissors can beat paper, and i get how rock can beat scissors, but there's no fucking way paper can beat rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around rock and leave it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why cant paper do this to people? Why arents sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper cant beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When i play rock/ paper/ scissors, i always choose rock. Then, when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper, I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "oh shit, im sorry, I thought paper would protect you."
#50715
(teh_Neo) Kylie Minogue - Can't Get You Out Of My Head
(teh_Neo) fucking song is stuck in my head
(teh_Neo) teh_Neo just noticed the irony in that =(
#3650
(@watchy): hey io
(@watchy): i am gonna put up a ebay auction
(@watchy): i'm gonna auction my sperm
(@watchy): haha
*** Quits: watchy (Excess Flood)
(@[IO]): or not
#16268
<[m1]> i HATE real world
<[m1]> its a fucking platform for outspoken faggots with a high school vocabulary
<mrwhite> dave, sounds like irc
#236608
<Khas> Is there anyway to speed up the mouse without increasing the acceleration?
<finn> move your hand faster
Comment: #gentoo
#8741
<Doomaholic> my pad fell off, and i can play in an octave thats not supposted to exist
#85843
<+Meglo> This reminds of back when I played Star Wars Galaxies. I killed some guy so many times he sent me a tell that he was going to kill himself and it was all my fault. Thats the only time I feel I have ever "won" at an MMO.
Comment: #synthetic-geeks
#53548
*** Baku_Kui has joined
<beoba> DO BOOBS SMELL?
<Baku_Kui> you ever suspect that you walked into a room at exactly the wrong momment?
<Baku_Kui> I have a strange feeling like that just now.
#30486
<[9mm]sircrap> 1shot whats your favorite level in cod
<boognish> level 10 cock of the infinite
<boognish> doh, sorry, wrong window
<boognish> =]
#298630
(subdue) Fileserver, webserver, chatserver, mailserver... what other sort of server functionality would be neat to play with?
(@tigrex) neat being fun or useful?
(Zak) bacon server
(subdue) I suppose with a lot of scripting and some mechanical upgrades I could turn it into a web/bacon server
(subdue) a 7am cronjob
#3658
* auslandr pokes lint in the eye
<EigenLint> no poking.
* auslandr stabs lint in the eye
<auslandr> better?
#28335
<McMoo> i've just learned that cars will always either 1. not look where they're going at all, 2. not see you, or most commonly 3. not give a fuck that you're there
<Mootar> or, in the case of old people, try to hit the brake and end up on the accelorator
#11885
@@ SignOff Jericon: (Installing Hotline 1.8 Be back later)
<xmatt> that requires signing off IRC?
<HHunter> Heh.. if it does, I'm not installing it.