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#111552
mp: why would anybody buy a typewriter
ikasatu: 1. for Resident Evil jokes.
ikasatu: 2. That way, I own one device that CANNOT run Linux.
raven: it can run linux, you just have to type a HELL of a ton, you can be the interpreter.
ikasatu: It runs Linux, but the refresh rate is ass.
ikasatu: The only machine where user error is computer error.
ikasatu: On the plus side, it comes pre-loaded with print drivers.
ikasatu: "/clear" *roll roll roll*
#7077
<Einer> Charging for porn is like caging a beautiful unicorn in a deep, dark dungeon.
#301762
<Reunech> I threw up into my own pants once.
<Dan> ...
<Dan> I...
<Dan> What?
#254207
<+GaidinBDJ> What format should a resignation letter be if the letter is neither required nor expected?
<smadge1> SMS
Comment: #fark
#103080
<tamara> lets see... something raspberry, coconut cream with chocolate swirls, and lemon marrengue (which I'm having trouble spelling)
<Edmund> "merengue"
<Jens> "Meringue"
<Edmund> or is that the dance?
<Jens> It is.
<Edmund> Dammit, nothing delicious should be hard to spell.
<Edmund> The Anglo-Saxons had a point. "Ham." Three letters. DONE.
<Edmund> That's probably why the British beat the French at empire building. While the French were busy asking for "jambon avec moutard et choucroute sur pain de campagne" the British just went "ham bap" and ate. All those seconds add up.
<Edmund> (Victory! Through boring cuisine!)
#35185
<timmo> also who did they just kill?
<timmo> whos funeral?
<everest> another hamas leader
<everest> Abdel Aziz Rantisi
<timmo> no you fuck
<timmo> on sapranos
#54338
Alex: whats cyanide?
GrimMisfit: it's what emo kids take for depression
#29122
<BitS> my friends athlon 1600 with gf2mx400 runs SWG as fast as my athlon3000 with a gf4ti4600
<BitS> figure that one out
<BitS> he plays with more detail than i do :(
<pupwork> "friend"
<pupwork> that's the part I'm trying to figure out
<BitS> pupwork: foreign concept to you I know
<pupwork> BitS: hey now! you can't turn my "diss" around and "slam" me, that's against the rules!
#2052
* Arsentia pets his cable modem
* [Toby] fwaps Arsentia. Come to Kansas, the land of tin cups and string.
* PresWRK cuts Arse's modem
* Arsentia cuts Toby's string
*** Quits: [Toby] (...)
<Arsentia> Hey! It actually worked! :)
<[Toby]> Because of you, I had to retie the string.
<[Toby]> Schmuck.
<[Toby]> :)
#8284
marmor: Mutru: i am trying to compile an an simple example .. that works fine, but all i get when i run the program is a window that is all black ..
Aprogas: is your monitor on ?
#36885
<SteveB> did you ever hear of this thing...called "school"
<SteveB> you know, how it takes up your time and stuff..
<linolium> yeah... that's one thing
<linolium> :S
<linolium> but... at least i dont have a social life to stand in my way!
#1125
<`Tag> you have a lot of anger from efnet in you
<`Tag> and it shows
#7355
<whyerhead> hrm. I couldn't get laid in a womens prison with a fist full of pardons
#308469
<hagbard> i3Guest88: the pin9 that on the webpage is marked "NC" what are you doing with that pin?
<i3Guest88> just to ground
<myself> aha
<myself> when a bit gets shifted off the edge of the '595, it falls out pin 9
<myself> if you're pushing zeroes out there, the chip is trying to drive pin 9 to ground, which is already its state, and everything is copascetic
<myself> but as soon as you shift a 1 off the edge of the register, it tries to drive pin 9 high, but it's grounded, so it shorts your power supply
<myself> when a pin is labeled NC, that means you only connect it if you're in North Carolina
<myself> and since we're in Michigan, we use that as a no-connect pin, meaning leave it floating
#29878
<xcham> as part of my CS experience, I'm going to debug java to try and meet geek chicks. :P
<xcham> then I'll e-mail Sun Microsystems and tell them "JAVA GOT ME LAID"
<jimmiejaz> java and chicks only go together at starbucks.
#53570
reverend: so, I was fired..
reverend: A few weeks ago, I was on qdb and read about this guy getting "assless fursuits" on a Google search.
reverend: .. so I was curious..
reverend: And a week later, my supervisor came up and told me my computer was being monitored at the time, and had a screen capture of a big picture which showed my browser window - "Google Results for 'Assless Fursuits' "
reverend: seems they have standards about this kind of thing.
#35111
<TLA-Sammybeany> My step-dad told me a story today that cracked me up . . .
<TLA-Sammybeany> We had some of the Shake 'N Bake chicken stuff the other night for dinner . . . apparently he took the leftovers to work for lunch . . .
<TLA-Sammybeany> One of his co-workers, who happens to be black, walked up to him and was like "Damn, yo! You bring fried chicken to work and you don't give me any? What's up wit' dat'?!"
<TLA-Sammybeany> So my step dad said "oh, well, it's only that Shake 'N Bake stuff. It's nothing special." The black dude was like "It's about to be Shake 'N Take if you don't start sharing, man! I'm gonna' shake you until you drop the chicken, then I'll take it!"
#64573
[b] "If you're ever interviewed for a programming job at a big company, you're
gonna get questions like this. At Yahoo! they asked me one about how to figure out which one of 1000 bottles of wine was poisoned, using less than 10 prisoners as 'test subjects'."
[b] I'd tell the prisoners that if they don't work it out on their own, I'll kill them all
[ctho] that's the answer that gets you hired for upper management
#135819
<jim_duggan> Why are the cheerleaders all pumped up after the game?
<jim_duggan> The game is over, why are they all still, "GO JAGS!"
<jim_duggan> They went, its over, they won
<PatHighgate> Jim, because the players are about to boink them
<PatHighgate> They're excited.
<jim_duggan> You spelled rape wrong
#297802
<John> i would really appreciate it if you would stop IMing my girlfriend.
<DevXen> i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
#15319
<Hack4Kix> There were three explorers, hiking through what is now known as Canada.
<Hack4Kix> "You know," said one of the explorers, "we should name this place we're hiking through."
<Hack4Kix> "I know," said the second explorer. "We'll each pick a letter and then make a name out of that."
<Hack4Kix> "Okay," said the third, "I'll go first. C, eh."
<Hack4Kix> "N, eh."
<Hack4Kix> "D, eh." And that's how they named Canada...
<Shao> g-eh
#311629
< jayis> yesterday my architect said our base64 encoded username "token" is encrypted and i said it isn't and then he said it is and i said it isnt and then he walked away
#20497
<emil> If it makes you feel better, I'll show you a picture of myself.
#7839
<rob`> I mean, who would have thought that blood congeals into a pudding? :9
#4422
<moira> I converted an MP3 to ogg, then back again, and then back and forth between MP3 and OGG format thirty times, and when I listened to it after that, it was just an mp3 of you guys talking