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#5462
<Sinner_> i know someone who fucked a turkey once
<gjvc> i wake up early
<gjvc> check my email
<Murex> i dont see how i could actually fit my average cock into a chicken
<Sinner_> he was mad at his family
<gjvc> and see this shit
<Sinner_> and he fucked the thanksgiving turkey
<lazydog> bhahah
<gjvc> ahahahaha
<Murex> hahhahaa
<gjvc> lord
#60332
<Gorg> im 6'5"
<Gorg> ladies call me the gentle giant
<moses> ladies call me the genital giant
#28796
<Quiksilve> is there any other free domains than .tk?
<hydro-> a .com address is free if you suck internic's cock
<Quiksilve> hydro-: that's not funny=)
<hydro-> you say that now
<hydro-> but 10 years down the line, when you're giving head for domains, you won't be doing it to humor yourself
#150313
<fugi> when mccain wins the election and invades iran, do we get to yell "Monopoly!" and put hotels across iraq, iran and afghanistan?
#676
[23:07] <feMMey> i leave for europe in 4 days
[23:07] <rys> on purpose?
#78535
(TheNoxinator) how big is a 425 MB file?
(TheNoxinator) big or huge?
#2778
<schwack> if there's one thing i hate its everything
#311003
<manderson> I decided to surprise visit my mom for thanksgiving.
<manderson> She answered the door and asked, "can I help you?" and looked confused.
<asterick> hah
<manderson> Yeah, then it all went downhill.
<manderson> It took less than 5 minutes before she asked me to fix her computer.
<manderson> You haven't seen me in two years and *that* is what you want?
#120429
< meltingwax> If only there was a Unicode symbol for how much i hate Web 2.0
#1522
<w3nis> people with down syndrome are all "Hey check us out we have an extra chromosome, weeee, wipe our ass"
#20632
<Manuva> who keeps uploading the college fuckfest shit? Cause it sucks
<Minion> one of em was okay, I didn't download it from the ftp tho
<Manuva> but they're so obviously fucking staged
<Manuva> It's like they're saying "Hey this is what happens at college and you're missing it fag!"....but it's bullshit :(
<Minion> so what
<Minion> who cares if its fucking authentic
<Manuva> Me...I wanna see some bitch get clubbed in the face by a lamp and get beastfucked by 3 guys
#6695
<BlznAzn> i find it kinky to use my cock as a probe tool to remove lint between the toes of a foot thats been inside a work boot all day
<pagan> you must like to have Athlete's Cock
#303402
LG: My bro left his phone at my house last night
LG: so... I just tried to call him to tell him
LG: I tried to call his cell with mine. when his was in MY OTHER HAND
BadSpoon: did you answer?
LG: no.
LG: I'm pretty retarded.
LG: But I have a little dignity.
#301159
<stay> have you ever browsed Yahoo Answers religion section?
<stay> i swear
<stay> its where the idea for 4chan came from
#181
(topanga) I HATE HAVING COMPUTER DREAMS.
#14366
<^_-> oftentimes i'll be looking at porn and feel the urge for movies
<^_-> so i'll go on random filesharing programs and start downloading some
<^_-> but by the time i orgasm the movies still aren't done
<^_-> and i delete all of the movies.
<Funk> That happens to me too
<Funk> You want to know what's worse?
<Funk> I have a 2Meg/sec LAN connection.
#31527
* RunNeoRun activates the Snow Scan
<ZaphodB> wow.
<ZaphodB> i am fwcasniated by the pdloepper farada.
<ZaphodB> uff da
<ZaphodB> fwascinaetd by the dopler rafdar.
<ZaphodB> GODDAMMIT
<ZaphodB> WORK, FINGERs
<ZaphodB> fascinated by the doppler radar
<RunNeoRun> ZaphodB: please don't make me laugh so hard. my abs are really sore
<ZaphodB> there wg ego
Comment: #userfriendly during blizzard in Ohio
#309669
<sloth> I've had vendors try and hire prostitutes for me before
<sloth> "oh, this is jennifer in sales, she'll take you out for the night" 5 hours later and a few round of drinks I realize she knew nothing about the product she was supposedly selling and hardly anything about the guy who was her boss
<sloth> I still gave her benefit of the doubt until she wanted to come up to my room
<sloth> email industry is so shady
#105985
<Dio> Was it Jimi Hendrix who said "if I make a mistake, I just keep repeating it, then it's not a mistake any more"?
<Karg> Might well have been Bill Gates.
#30520
<pkmk> fuck i'm in wordpad now
<pabegimas> programming with wordpad? wow that's really bad
<pkmk> actually wordpad is very good for programming - you can set the font what you want
#300125
muffy: i would not date a chinese girl
muffy: thats a big red flag
#444
<SYch0> >>> Spelling error in digdug. Suggestions:
<SYch0> uiu 1. lamer
#26253
(Griff) dalnet has a small man who visits each user's home in turn,. he is like santa, but he is the nickname man
(Griff) if you have been a good boy or girl he will let you register your nick
(Griff) if you have been bad he will make you Guest34535
(Griff) he's St. NickServ
#3435
<Maxstah> i had a cable repair call at this arian nation nazi guys house today
<Maxstah> funny his name was joseph black
<Maxstah> i told him thats ironic
<Maxstah> he got pissed
#10611
<+b00st> leaving for sleep and other related things
<+b00st> don't ask