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#266625
kwenda: this lady who works here is so disgusting
kwenda: fat and ugly
kwenda: she rubbed my hair in the middle of a meeting
kwenda: i stood up and left the meeting without saying anything
kwenda: went to supercuts and got a shampoo and a haircut
kwenda: walked back into the meeting and sat down
#299753
<Reilithion> If yhou make a typo, like I just did, it's because somewhere on the net, someone else also made a typo of the opposite nature. In this case, somebody is missing an 'h' somewhere in one of their messages.
<bomb> wow, tat's an interesting theory
#3275
<cynica_l> i hate babies
<Gollum`> i hate people
<cynica_l> i hate you
<profett> i have 3 guns
<profett> we can solve some problems
#308723
<maki> i would be afraid to take japanese formally
<maki> all the weeaboos i would be around
<gloomp> i wonder if there's an equivalent term for people who want to be french
<maki> canadians
Comment: #n
#45221
<Lost> wow this is so retarted
<Lost> my main computer
<Lost> needs a new video card
<Tenor> ? Lost
<Lost> flys got inside my computer and cloged everything up
<Lost> like
<Lost> tons of them
<Tenor> how the fuck did that happen
<Lost> and burnt out my video card
<Lost> I have no screen on my window
<Lost> and I have LED lights
<Lost> so I guess they go near the LED fan
<Lost> and get sucked in
#16633
<eller> i ate sushi today
<eller> i hoped that it would cure my hangover
<eller> but i just puked it up
<motardo> not good
<eller> raw fish is even more disgusting when it comes out of your mouth...
<eller> it swims in the toilet on its own.
#11996
<Mr_Poppinfresh> If I were to judge my personal character based solely on the people who don't like me, I'd be up for fucking sainthood.
<Mr_Poppinfresh> That says something about me, doesn't it anarch?
<LandSlide> Yeah Pop, it means the church is doomed :)
#7178
<BeLLa`> does sperm die when it hits the air, msg me if u know
<carcin0gen-> sounds like someone got a 3 pointer
#25201
(+Mutsumi_Otohime): a m8 of mine had to go to the hospital, & worried the staff there by talking about how I had worms, of course, the staff didn't know he meant the game :P
#66457
<HK> You mean all my unsanitary places?
<Thor> where the sun don't shine
<HK> I wonder how a nudist would react to that phrase
<Thor> there are still some places were the sun don't shine
<Thor> even when nude ;]
<HK> What if they practiced yoga?
<Thor> thanks for that mental image
#38995
<Char> I used to be pretty dumb with computers. But then I found out you can get porn on them. Two years later I was the mod of an internet forum.
Comment: #forum-m@irc.freenode.net
#33077
<jonathans> what the fuck kind of geek do you think ia m
<jonathans> only filthy linux users dont wash regularly
#6267
<nhoj> dont dis on aol
<nhoj> they put the whole internet on a cd
#51901
<Canadian> so then
<Canadian> parts guy was like
<Canadian> cdn you want to see a naked pic of my wife
<Canadian> and I was like sure if you want to see my home made scat porn
<Canadian> and thats how the rcmp came to my house and put me in jail
<hydrok> canadian
<hydrok> i have one question for you
<Canadian> i had beer for breakfast
<hydrok> ok answered
#60287
<Elly> hmm
<Elly> how expensive are 3ds max and photoshop?
<Eldritch> free :P
<Elly> no seriously
<Eldritch> I am serious
<Elly> why would photoshop be free?
<Elly> 3ds max definitely isn't free
<[Bond]> free.
<Eldritch> Elly bitrorrent
<[Bond]> heh
<Elly> I want a legit copy
<Eldritch> oh lol what for?
<Elly> Photoshop CS2 is $650
<Elly> who are they kidding
<Elly> I'm not buying that
* Elly fires up BitTorrent
#3169
<myst> of course with all the pro- USA, rah, rah, crap we hear... i probally just ignored it
<Joshua> ah damn, i'm sorry about that
<myst> ah teens and guns. yes i have read a few stories on that topic.
<Joshua> as an american, i'm going to have to appologys
<Joshua> *appologies?
<Joshua> soemthing like that
<Joshua> fuck it
<Joshua> i'm an american
<Joshua> i don't have to spell
#50434
<Timelord> I am heading down to Cingular to go punch a CSR in the face.
<Timelord> Later all.
<Tuan> haha
<TacoWork> chip a tooth for me.
<mattsteg_> if you don't get your monthly quota of punches in, they roll over to next month
Comment: #2cpu on irc.freenode.net
#354
*** Penfold has quit IRC (Excess Flood)
*** Penfold (abullard@missing.linc.ox.ac.uk) has joined #keble
<Penfold> Excess flood my arse
<Ganesh> no thanks
#24634
(punct) fuck off!
(james_) I'll sue you
(punct) for?
(james_) Insulting me
(punct) you dumbass, you can say this shit on irc
(james_) Really?
(punct) hello
(james_) You're a fucking white bitch blow me!
(punct) you're learnin fast
(james_) Thanks
#16999
<lasthero> i own a lot of cds
<lasthero> and i own a kick ass stereo too
<lasthero> but don't own speackers, they cost so much
#42142
<Jet_Solo> Did I miss anything interesting?
<Asiina> God was in here
<Asiina> everyone in here got a "get into heaven free" card
<Asiina> he told us that everyone else was screwed
<Asiina> then he left
<Asiina> it was pretty sweet
#13821
<Jonathan> Hey you know what's hard? Trying to move your toes individually!
<Jonathan> I've been practicing though. My left foot's toes are almost completely independent.
<Sumez> gee, Jon, what awaste of time
<Sumez> At least spend your time pulling your penis so it gets longer or something else that's useful
<Jonathan> I have people who do that for me.
#9905
<latexslut> i bet u are thinking of ur hard rod being teased my this wet slut don't u?
<Godrod> No. I am thinking of filing a restraining order against you to protect my dick from your H.I.V. shit.
#50199
capn_midnight wtf? I put down 300, and it said I was winning at 255, then it said that someone else won the bid at 244 and change.
Phantom ha><0red by 3-b4y!
kSquared I have you leading the bid at $255
kSquared with 32 seconds left
kSquared want a screenshot?
capn_midnight I even refreshed 3 times and it said I was winning
capn_midnight sure, kSquared, that would be great
Phantom Python, "haxored by e-bay"
* JM has joined #gamedev
JM Whohoo!
JM I just cheated some dude out of a winning bid!
#54313
<Dewfus> I'm hungry...let's eat stuff!
<Hoop> Hooray!
***Dewfus is now known as Dewfus|Cake
***Hoop is now known as Hoop|Soup
***Shack_Wheel is now known as Shack_Wheel|Cheese
***Moflucker is now known as Moflucker|Pussy