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#28319
<NeonDawn> Does anyone know if there exists some irc-script (bX or egg) that lets other users open a shell through dcc?
<cwd> NeonDawn: i think you're looking for GetOwned v1.3
<NeonDawn> cwd: thanks, i'll try it
#304801
<SaberUK> Rfsancho: do soviet russia jokes make sense in russian?
<Rfsancho> they do if you reverse them
<Rfsancho> "in US of A, you drive CARS!"
#304862
<FuegoFish> Natural Weapon basically has the following options: imitating an Arcane spell, or being a built-in Martial weapon
<FuegoFish> which means that yes you could have gunhands if you wanted
<FuegoFish> or a crossbow for a dick
Comment: #partyhard, irc.synirc.net
#16387
<@MousePad> Mainframes never forget ;)
#31458
*** Signoff: Chilled_Mango (Quit: I feel like a mosquito in a nudist camp -- I don't know where to begin.)
#29924
<Ruberdukie> your bed is calling
<Starcraft> I’m not really that tired
<Starcraft> I started taking showers at night so i can sleep more when i have to get up
<Ruberdukie> haha me too
<Ruberdukie> i did that last year
<Ruberdukie> Well now I'M headed to the place which calls my name
<Starcraft> My bed?
#12055
<fecolalia> i try and be humble
<fecolalia> but I KNOW MORE THAN YOU
<fecolalia> SO JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP
#4310
<Slant> I'm adding "Masturbation" to my HotOrNot profiile.
<Slant> Hopefully this will reduce the number of matches I've been getting lately.
<Slant> Or it'll hook me up with a woman I can truly appreciate. ;-)
#305054
<ProfDrum> Ive somehow cut my forehead shaving
<ProfDrum> the worst bit of this is the overwhelming sense of deja vu it's giving me
#7769
<n> hi...okay, i know exactly what i want!...you should be older than myself...larger in stature than me...preferably Well~Hung..intelligent..cool..funloving..easy going..gentle with a firm touch..you should just relish the the role of Top Daddy who takes what he wants!...me: i am Totally shaved and smooth all over(everywhere!)..soft smooth tanned complexion..i LOVE wearing sexy little panties and being playfully~submissive to your advances in an almost femme manner
<n> lol
<booger> i wonder how she shaves around her own asshole
<booger> thats gotta hurt
<pat> nair?
<booger> what if she gets nair up her ass?
<pat> e-mail her and find out
<n> uhm
<n> thats a he
<booger> OMG
#1083
<thinkmad> vvhat is pengs real name
<timmo> chris
<timmo> is your w broken?
<thinkmad> no
#14983
<bring> My mom, out of the blue
<bring> asked me if I ever thought of joining the army
<bring> and was like "I don't approve of that, but you might like it" and I was like "approve of what?" so she was like "you know, killing people"
#2802
<[_pitch_]> florida is shaped like a big droopy dick for a reason...
#56978
<Buliwif> I'M ON VACATION!
<Buliwif> WOOOOOOOOOO
<tumblemonster> cool.. Where?
<Buliwif> right... freakin.... here.... i'm gonna do nothing... sit back, relax, and retool my life
<tumblemonster> retool eh?
<Buliwif> i call it "spring cleaning for the soul"
<tumblemonster> ok. What does that involve? ingesting industrial strength cleaning solvents?
<Buliwif> ummm no.....
<Buliwif> cleaning my room, cleaning my car, cleaning everything that involves me... refreshing myself, freeing myself from the bonds of my past and moving forward with a fresh outlook and revitalised nature
<tumblemonster> so, like, visiting a hooker?
<Buliwif> indeed
#34317
<aardvark> hmm, my KDE has stopped working :(
<wardrobe> cool, now you can use somehting better :-)
#24579
<raluka> I live in Southwest Europe
<JaniceF> New Mexico?
<raluka> Southwest Europe hun
<JaniceF> Oh you mean Brazil?
<JaniceF> I know! Lichenstein?
<raluka> Spain.
#296560
<+triBe> (URL to a SourceForge project)
<@whfsdude> Worksafe?
<+triBe> is sourceforge ever not worksafe?
<+aegis> if you work for MS
Comment: irc.mozor.net #mozor
#19218
<TheWolf> god damn my fuckin bowels
<TheWolf> i wish the doctors would hurry up and fix this
<TheWolf> brb
<TheWolf> gotta shit AGAIN
#43365
<Aelia> and he had like 200 GB of hentai -_-
* Smile checks how much he has.
<Ceras> good old hentai
<Smile> 300mb.
<Smile> -.-' no telling Juney.
* Smile holds a knife to everyone.
<Ceras> omg...what a loser....
<sp3tt> Smile... ever heard of bash.org?
<Smile> Yes.
<Smile> OH SHIT
#28315
<Dru> been going strong for like 20 minutes
<Velcro_> the viagra's helping eh?
<Dru> yeah like i need drugs to keep a constant hard on
<Quorthy> viagra is for ppl without usenet access
<Quorthy> & usenet is for ppl without vagina access
#1967
<JDigital> It's official: Nostradamus was a stoner.
<JDigital> His name wasn't even Nostradamus. It was Michel du Nostredame
<JDigital> Nostradamus was just his IRC nick
#47186
‹@Cougar› i g2g ttyl boys and girls
...
‹@Thar|gone› i hate it if people say bye and dont leave nor change nicks... it feels like someone in person says bye and then just continues standing there, or goes to sit down in front of you to read a book.. its awkard
‹@chapel› I hate it when people change their nick to say they are gone, but are still around chatting
*** Thar|gone changed nick to Thargore
‹@Thargore› ohhh, touché
#6963
<felix:#slackware> ne1 isn't here. try AOL
#3659
<Mazroth> A girl waved to me once before making out with her boyfriend, does that count as scoring?
#55159
<misato> kat how would we breathe
<kat> or something...
<kat> through our mouths?
<misato> but our noses filter out crap whereour mouths cant
<kat> hmm...
<kat> i suppose we could evolve moouth filters
<kat> oooh, or fancy tongues!
<misato> lmao
<misato> but kat
<misato> what about oral sex
<odj_310388> what would be the purpose of fancy tongues?
<odj_310388> wait
<odj_310388> i retract that statement