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#33242
<wild-> Rosie weds longtime girlfriend, slams Bush
<repp0r> ...
<repp0r> :x
<splice> yeah you and rosie make great allies
<repp0r> I had to read that twice to get the joke.
<repp0r> I was actually going to make the joke, but then I realized it had already been done.
<repp0r> wild, in all his CTRL+V greatness, is quite crafty.
Comment: #ramen on EFNet
#301979
<RobTitan> The Chile earthquake was magnitude 8.8 which I think also makes a pretty good emoticon for "I'm in an earthquake."
#146217
<Kefka> FAT32
<Kefka> That's what file system my body uses
<Kefka> :(
#25048
dsfsdf: I need a job
bumlube: you can just whore your sweet ass to the highest bidder.
bumlube: you chicks have it so easy.
dsfsdf: Will you be one of them?
bumlube: fuck no. i'm saving my money for a bitch without syphillis.
#1137
<notgoth> FUCK DAMN IT
<notgoth> i shot cum in my eye
<notgoth> fuck that burns
<notgoth> i was jerking off
<notgoth> and damn!
<notgoth> ow
<enex> were you jerking off to your dick or something?
#21139
·xplosif· sif im lesbian
·xplosif· i just got my dick sucked!
•TwisTz• by a chick?
·xplosif· no a guy
#297660
<ambulance> so I have an amusing trojan that opens a command prompt ever 12 hours and links me to 'macho man' on youtube
<ambulance> I think I'll keep it
#12027
<Dreadnaut> i used to write poems about suicide and shit
<KrON> i did poems about cheese and stuff
#46072
<Shakeman> the first keyboard we had when we bought the computer died last year
<Shakeman> the K key stopped working...
<Shakeman> it's very hard to search for keyboards online when the K key doesnt work
#18505
<jwz> "Anti-Spam Legislation Opposed by Powerful Penis-Enlargement Lobby"
<ogw> the NRA?
#7840
ð Zibblsnrt simply wants food (there's /none/ in the house ATM) .. ponders
making a pizza run or something
<rob`> zib; isn't halifax still under a few meters ice?
<Zibblsnrt> rob: And?
<Zibblsnrt> :)
<rob`> is there a tunnel network or something?
<Zibblsnrt> rob: No, we simply float atop it because we're just that suave
#29458
<aFrO> hehe yeah I found a prossie on the way home :)
_Frog_> rofl
_Frog_> looking for one?
<aFrO> and she let me nail her for a £1
_Frog_> I hope you brought a hammer
#61053
Kat: They should make a NetFlicks for books!
Cassandra: they do
Cassandra: its called the library
#40046
<finn> hah
<finn> its 13:37 here
<finn> :)
<finn> I want to die for even noticing :(
#16757
{Sexican} oh I heard some legends about a world where you could get a gf and stuff.
{[12Lurk} its a place where women put out
{SoCK} url?
#3560
<evilbadz> can i show you my function?
<DAL9000> never on a first date.
#34883
<aeonite> http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2004/04/20040409.html
<ICR> god. they'll let ANY moron have a blog
#10058
<eV`Zenoge> Isn't herpies food?
<eV`Zenoge> like chocolate
<eV`Zenoge> wait a minute
<eV`Zenoge> thats hershes
#8255
<shagman> k, keep words like cock and fuck out of here
* Runnigan fucks shagman with his cock
#103505
<tonyyarusso> So I just went and looked at my Newegg order status, and saw a message I've never seen before:
<tonyyarusso> "THE PACKAGE IS DELAYED DUE TO A TRAIN DERAILMENT[X] "
#297780
<kylierenea> I have the COOLEST teacher in my substance abuse class!
<kylierenea> I was in my substance abuse class today
<kylierenea> we were on the topic of marijuana
<kylierenea> and she started telling this story...
<kylierenea> she said "one day i was pulling weeds from my garden"
<kylierenea> and she's this really nice, old lady too..
<kylierenea> and she says "while I'm pulling weeds i see this small plant.."
<kylierenea> "and i think to myself, this looks like marijuana"
<kylierenea> "so i bring it up to my nose and smell it and i'm like.."
<kylierenea> "this SMELLS like marijuana..."
<kylierenea> then she says "so i take it inside, grind it, roll it, and smoke it"
<kylierenea> "and I'm like, 'this IS marijuana!"
#2888
<AnGeLFiRe> go screw a dog
<Pharaohe> come over to my house then babe
#118850
<andr00> go ahead and google "meet russian women"
<andr00> hit "I'm feeling lucky", since it sounds like you are!
<chronomex> are you sure? this feels a little uncomfortable
<andr00> ok, well hit "I'm feeling uncomfortable."
#3711
<ckjesus2k> Jews are so...Jewish
<pyristorm> HEY, no insults on this channel!
#80132
<wingnuts> ...
<wingnuts> buddy of mine had an order for a custom "rack".. the one that holds servers and shit
<wingnuts> which is odd, cause he fabricates aluminum shit...
<wingnuts> but they wanted all this heatpipe shit for all the comps
<wingnuts> and he was like "That's nice, but where does the heat go?", and the client points to this massive chunk of metal in the center of the rack with a little flap on it
<wingnuts> and says "That's where the pizza box goes. All the heat from the servers are focused on that. No pizza means the system overheats, so you gotta keep putting fresh boxes in there to absorb the radiant energy".
<wingnuts> :|
<wingnuts> Pizza powered network.