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#44446
<Imitarate> damn... now i'm hungry. i should go to bed before i try to make food and burn the house down
<Imitarate> cereal can be complicated
#305043
<samurai___> they actually met in a parking lot
<samurai___> get this
<samurai___> jon is skateboarding with his friends when he sees eric walking out of walmart wearing a neck beard and a linux shirt
<samurai___> so he yells "wassup richard stallman!"
<samurai___> causing eric to stop and do a double-take because he COULDN'T have just heard a skater brat reference an expert programmer
<samurai___> now they're best friends
#22907
<LordCrank> you're a closet pedophile.
<goatasaur> closet?
#32514
<Ender_CN> I read the bible, as soon as I found out god was jesus' father I knew it was just a cheap star wars rip off so I stopped
#153558
<evad> I just picked up "Learning Python" from our bookshelf.
<Skimble_Work> That would be cool. A snake that you wrap around you, and it imparts knowledge.
<ka> and then crushes you to death
<evad> sounds like Python to me
#118636
Mango: Hey, the server seems slow, are you aware of any reason for that?
Support: i'm copying, then restoring a 4.9gb user backup :D
Mango: righto, that should explain it then :)
Support: I have asked the user
Support: they are in fact stock piling code in case of WW3
#282392
<sereni> What the hell.
<sereni> It's not my fault the kid came up to my fucking window and stood there for 5 minutes before his parents did anything.
<sereni> Yeah, I have blinds for a reason, but you're a god damn parent for a reason.
#67780
--> Jebus (Jebus@2ee923c5.cpe.net.cable.f33844f1.com.hmsk) has joined #nightgig
<poinko> jebus
<poinko> there's a black car parked in front of my house with a guy sitting in it
<poinko> it's been there for a good 10 minutes
<poinko> WHAT DO I DO
<Jebus> fap
<poinko> that's the best advice i've received all day
#15886
HalfShadow> Oh yeah. Ever see something so bad you wanted to go into fetal position?
seventhcrow> spice world
#297589
<ooops> WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DISNEY MOVIES AND MICHAEL JACKSON
<ooops> DISNEY MOVIES CAN STILL TOUCH KIDS
Comment: #themaxx on efnet
#20476
<FucKFace> well, im off to go meet my girlfriends husband
#44535
<tamara> o meed sp,e ficlomg cpffee/
<tamara> homerow. homerow.
<tamara> i need some fucking coffee.
#117880
<Jesse_> i had a dream that it was Ninja Day
<Jesse_> and google was totally celebrating it
<Jesse_> they didn't just change their logo -- they changed their page background to black too, and handed out Ninja Day shirts to as many tech people as they could find
<ct^> Oh that would rock.
<ct^> Quick, email them.
#16277
<elinsox> dude my boss rules
<mrwhite> with an iron fist
<legacy> and a big black strapon
#1861
<synthmesc> is it narcassitic to jack off to a picture of yourself?
<Digested> synthmesc: it seems to fit the definition
<synthmesc> :/
<Digested> synthmesc: is it a picture of yourself fucking someone else?
<synthmesc> it's a picture of me jacking of to a picture of myself
<Digested> INFINITE LOOP
#55899
<fLy> hahaha
<fLy> <fLy> dw ive been crying mysql to sleep over this for some time :p
<fLy> I just wrote mysql
<fLy> instead of mysql
<fLy> fuck
<fLy> myself
<fLy> this is getting sad
#11590
<ShockSMX> I have more important things to do right now than sitting in front of the computer... For example sitting behind the computer, where its safe and nobody will hurt me.
#3726
<zeepe> swede girls are legendary
<Janus120> can i have one?
<zeepe> well
<zeepe> you have to be young and pretty with a big cock
<Janus120> im 5 inches myself, but im a very good listener
#8484
<Bobski> goconnect. the internet equivalent of the dole.
<jamesm> what is it?
<Bobski> a freebie internet service for those who blew their last 5 bucks on mcdonalds
<jamesm> how do they make money?
<Bobski> you install a wanky dialer and it spatters your screen with ads. mostly mcdonalds ads actually :)
<jamesm> in case you find another fiver
#35122
<Defiled> ok.. im 21 and female, im also bisexual.. but the bad thing is that since i was about 13 (when i discovered the internet) i love looking at porn, especially really disgusting things like animals and incest and masterbate to it using objects from around the house. i also used to let my dog lick between my legs. i feel disgusted that i enjoy things like this.. no one knows about it and i would die if anyone i knew found ou
<Defiled> I have to find out the address!
Comment: #geekissues (pasted entry is from grouphug.us)
#20445
* Now talking in #Arleah on irc.alterdreams.net
<Fehr> BY THE GODS
<Fehr> it IS up!
<Bigom> it's up
<Fehr> see you in there..
<Dom> Fehr and Biggom have just discovered viagra.
#62544
<bizzy> hep which wacom tablet should i get
<bizzy> alternately do you have one to give me
<hep> the biggest one
<acidjazz> hep waddya use it for?
<hep> everything
<bizzy> ok so its like dildo shopping
<bizzy> now i got it
Comment: #bantown
#309372
<Killswitch> 1. Go to 3 random YouTube videos
<Killswitch> 2. Write "I'm pretty sure this is trance, not house."
<Killswitch> 3. Wait for a war to start.
<_tca> oh hey look another american trying to start wars for no reason
#1259
<Spike-Man> #myass is pretty cool.
<Spike-Man> Who wants to come in #myass?
#32065
<Preznix> penis adapter for gameboy advanced sp
<splice> finally, a use for the power glove