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#2378
(rageboy) ok let me give you a hypothetical situation
(rageboy) and you tell me if you would be mad
(rageboy) you are having a house party..
(rageboy) and you come home.. everyone is still partying
(rageboy) and one of your friends is having sex on your bathroom sink
(rageboy) would you kick him outta your house?
(vrs) is he a good friend
(vrs) ?
(rageboy) yeah
(vrs) do you like the girl?
(rageboy) no no..
(rageboy) i was the one fucking
#69154
<Apofisu> Allow me to sing 100 bottles of beer on the wall
<Apofisu> *ahem*
<Apofisu> x = 100;
<Apofisu> while(x > 0) {
<Apofisu> printf("%d bottles of beer on the wall. \n %d bottles of beer. \n Take one down, pass it around. \n %d bottles of beer on the wall.", x, x, x-1);
<Apofisu> x--;
<Apofisu> }
* Apofisu bows
#302087
<pokoko222> are you guys allowed graphing calculators on exams?
<amine> no
* Kage is
* dx is not
<pokoko222> why i dont get it
<pokoko222> it is dumb
<dx> It depends on the exam
<pokoko222> why waste time finding 6 points when i can just push a button
<lament> that's my perspective on foreplay
#1383
<Guilty> Thank god I'm sensible and had myself neutered
#309616
<Iambian> Remember kids, when someone offers you drugs, say "thank you" because drugs are expensive.
<xmc> correct
<xmc> and in today's challenging regulatory climate, drugs are a logistical hassle as well
#7138
<Prior_Tuck> We had a real Pron king at eaton though. He wad a 30 gig HD full of pron. He requests a new Hard Drive. We suspected he was downloading. He refused to give us his PC, but we insisted to take it...to install the new drive. I took his ten times embedded folder and clicked delete. Put the harddrive in my PC and gave hi his PC back. I told him his cache was full. hes got plenty of room
#29473
<xpro> sweet, just found 13$ in some dirty pants
<pimp> who was wearing them?
#8748
<Bayls> I'm downloading "two girls in the woods stop to kiss and piss.mpg".
<Bayls> And it turns out it's an mpg of two chicks in thw woods who stop to kiss, and then piss.
<Bayls> Dunno what I was expecting.
#19972
HolyViper7: do i go outside and run, despite the fact it is 100 degrees fahrenheit and sweat my fucking balls off.....
HolyViper7: or do i sit inside and look at porn?
HolyViper7: toughie...
Lotach: tough decision
Lotach: either way you get sweaty
#46286
<hAz3L`02> so did it work out, remaking the company site with your internal web site builder
<wnuts> well...
<hAz3L`02> i guess like a standards geek you hated to use tables for the layout again
<wnuts> dude... it's fine. It's a nice experience, once I stopped having recurring thoughts in the lines of "well I'd rather type HTML code manually with my nose while being ass-raped with a spinning drill machine".. Now I'm on Prozac though and it's fine. Nested tables are nice.
#27273
* moralove has joined #SimGames
<moralove> !list
<moralove> !find simcity
<sine-wave> !goaway
<sine-wave> !nowarezhere
<moralove> !haveagooddaynegativity
* moralove has left #SimGames
#52606
< specsmu> ohhhh that reminds me
< specsmu> after I went to petsmart I went to panda express
< specsmu> I ordered my food, went through the line
< specsmu> keep in mind I'm 6', full beard
< specsmu> the lady looks at me, and says "can I help you, maam?"
< specsmu> so I said in a really loud voice, "wow, they call me maam on the phone all the time, but never in person"
< specsmu> she apologized... so after I called her "sir" once, I dropped it.
#7174
<Latino-Heat> my mum wants me to get a piercing or a tattoo to make me look meaner
#32285
<+snow_veil> apparently nasa found hematite on mars
<+error> is that smokable?
#9545
<InSaNe-CON> how do u put irc always on top ?
<@arc|hw> ctrl alt del twice
*** InSaNe-CON (diamond81_@vdsl-130-13-138-107.phnx.uswest.net) Quit (Ping timeout )
*** InSaNe-CON (diamond81_@vdsl-130-13-138-107.phnx.uswest.net) has joined #r
<InSaNe-CON> umm alt cntrl delete restarted my computer
<@arc|hw> you must have pressed something wrong
#1356
<McGrue> You need messageboards?
<Sharkey> Certainly not 'need'. Probably not even want. I just occasionally have this nagging implacable emptiness that I think a message board might fill.
<Sharkey> Maybe I just need cock.
#300814
<jenna>sometimes i seriously hate my name yknow?
<jenna>like other people are jen or jenny or jennifer, and i'm jenna. with an a. it sounds weird. i hate it i hate it i hate it
<pat>yeah, people pat me on hte head when they leave. and then walk of chucklling, "no pun intended".
<jenna>LOL...not as bad as mine though, i have to say "argh" at the end of my name. jenargh.
<pat>why did mum have to give us shitty names
<jenna>i know eh...
<pat>hm why are we talking over irc when we live in the same house?
<jenna>yeah all this computer shit is getting to our heads. we need some fresh air. what happened to max? who's turn issert for walking him?
<pat>dad's
<jenna>oh
<jenna>well i reckon we should get some fresh air, afk our comps and talk irl
<jenna>but its too much effort getting up and going downstairs and out, farkkkkkk.
<pat>llol im outside on the picnic table with the supposed fresh air, i dont have to go anywhere.
<jenna>fuck you.
#6124
<lsd> argh
<lsd> fucking cunty sql server
<lsd> apparently my Distrubution Agent is 'suspect'
<lsd> what? it's doing covert ops for the CIA?
#50083
<@Code_Dark> Girl: so today was like our first offical date and it was like perfect
<@Code_Dark> wewt.
<@Akamu> It's a trap!
<@Code_Dark> !!!
<@Akamu> it's to perfect.
<@Akamu> I bet she's was once a man.
<@Code_Dark> ...
<@Code_Dark> hahahaha
<@Code_Dark> that would explain her erection.
<@Code_Dark> ...
<@pseudo> ...
<@Akamu> haha
<@pseudo> that would mean shes still a man.
<@Code_Dark> oh.
<@Code_Dark> that would explain my erection.
<@Code_Dark> ...
<@pseudo> ...
<@Akamu> hahahaha
#3260
<c-rOCK> damn my cell phone still reeks of pussy
<c-rOCK> wheres the febreze
<Goemon> Hmm...Did you put it on vibrate?
#162072
<LightFang> I'll be hosting a spelling bee.
<Stellaluna> CAN I BE IN THE SPELLING BE
<Psweet> misspelling "spelling bee" is an automatic disqualification
#39816
* Helor is flipping through the defense force job search thingie....
* Helor blinks...why would the army employ musicians...o.O
<Penguinman_EXE> Target practice?
#296825
Oddlot: I guess I might have to re-install windows.
FuzzyPlushroom: Whose is it?
Oddlot: Joannas.
Oddlot: My cousins friends friend.
FuzzyPlushroom: she's paying you, then? :P
Oddlot: If she is, in weed.
Oddlot: Either that, or a bj, whichever works.
FuzzyPlushroom: Congratulations. You're officially a goddamn stoner.
Oddlot: Yeah.
Oddlot: I figured that much out.
#29638
<Unleaded> I did something really geeky just now
<Ex0duz> watched star trek ?
<Unleaded> I was reading a magazine, and I glanced at the bottom right hand corner of the page expecting to see the time... :/
#28709
<Stikes> I HATE fighting with gf online gah
<Sylan> easier to ignore her. =)
<Stikes> dude..im buff..
<Stikes> and she can kick my ass
<Tha_Burner> just go offline and tell her aim fucked up
<Stikes> she knows my ip and would just ping me or something