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#4758
<Navaash> SHIT-FUCKING ASSLICKING ELECTROPLATED BLACK JESUS CHRIST ON AN ELECTRIC MOPED
<mightyflo> times 7.6
<FlipTopBox> squared
<FlipTopBox> with a cherry on top.
<mightyflo> plus alpha!
<FlipTopBox> for matching service
#9349
<[DeViL]WaRzO> chufty decode this plz
<[DeViL]WaRzO> cerom: (11:22 PM) I know but talking with who speak's English as a motherlanguage.
<[DeViL]Chufty> it means "add me to your ignore list"
#140
<DigDug> Acero: don't look a gift horse in the mouth is what i say
<Acero> DigDug: yeah, i guess i should just stick my dick in and find out if i get herpes for myself!
#4882
<l0wkey> i am in a jam...it is my old roommates 21st birthday tonight, no school tomorrow, a few movies i want to see, Simpsons and X-Files...what to do?
<l0wkey> I KNOW...STAY ON IRC
#138027
Ganon: That magnet in the finger idea sounded really awesome, minus the idea of getting some sort of poisoning from the rare-earth metals
Gayo: oh oh dude
Gayo: What if you were a woman and you had MAGNETIC BREAST IMPLANTS.
Katt: I guess that would make you really attractive
Ganon: ...
#627
<iln> AlmtyBob: are both of j00r computers hooked up with cox?
<Ash> I'm awake! Did somebody say cox?
#28501
<Yellah> Celebrate the decrimalisation of Pot
<[Piratez]> lets make this national
* [Piratez] replaces the maple leaf on the Canadian flag with a weed leaf.
#50765
<wenko> today in java the prof asked the class for a simple iterator where we can use some math
<wenko> so this one guy pipes up and says "Make it an address book, and It will calcuate the percentage of girls that slept with you"
<wenko> the prof looks up and says "I can't do that", meaning its not appropriate
<wenko> so the guy yells back "why not?"
<wenko> and the first thing that came to mind i said "You get an error when you divide by zero"
Comment: ...Im now failing that class...
#2882
<kisama> man, i am rocking to this backstreet boys shit
#53783
<an0n|Geisha> I like Japan.
<an0n|Geisha> Fucking weirdos, the lot of them.
<Interitus> ...you're the one talking about make a suit out of human skin!
<an0n|Geisha> Human skin is no different from any other animal skin.
<Interitus> you dont see cheetahs running around with the skin of other cheetahs do you?
<an0n|Geisha> No, because Cheetah's lack a sense of irony.
Comment: #nodewar - Sorcery
#265238
<celeste> i was going to give her a lapdance if it seemed appropriate
<celeste> but i mean....
<celeste> why wouldn't it be?
<ilanbg> my opinion is that lapdances are appropriate by default
<ilanbg> and only in extreme cases are they inappropriate
<ilanbg> e.g. if you have a kid in your lap
<ilanbg> that's really the only example I can think of
#10609
(+aileur): man you guys rock
(+aileur): killed 120 people in a wedding
(@SeeDee): news here says 20
(+JoeYoung): eh?
(@headc4se): well they're canadian cd, so using the metric system
(+JoeYoung): metric people
(+JoeYoung): 1 standard person=6 metric people
#117
<CrazyDe> some dude on ebay is threatening to sue me for copyright infringement
<Guilty> Did you claim to be the Real Slim Shady?
#15176
[Swifty] its unfortunate because whenever she's explaining trigonometry or whatever, im usually trying to hide my brute of an erection
#49300
<ribo> today on campus was apparently "come out of the closet day"
<ribo> and they had a door that you could "come out of" in the outside mall
<terminal> "is this the bathroom?"
<terminal> "fuck."
#34520
<Djinna> i saw a pin this afternoon that says 'just because i'm a gay man doesn't mean i'll turn down a blowjob from a woman'
Comment: #bifemunix
#63876
<steve> I just jumped over the coffee table in the living room into a roll because I thought there was no one there but my dad was in the kitchen and he was like wtf are you doing you idiot
#60285
<Bozbozboz> I have chickens
<Bozbozboz> they're cute and fluffy
<Bozbozboz> ickle baby yellow ones
<Diggeh> you mean nuggets?
<Bozbozboz> nuggets are not chicken, fool
<Diggeh> a baby chicken is a nugget
<Garg> Since when?
<Diggeh> i'm sure it is. if a baby chicken isn't a nugget wtf is it?
<lottie_pants> i think it's 'chick'
<Bozbozboz> I thought it was a chick
<Diggeh> then whats a chicken nugget? :/
<Garg> A small nibble made from processed chicken bits?
<Diggeh> ohhh
<Diggeh> fs
<Diggeh> DON'T JUDGE ME
Comment: He really thought nuggets were baby chickens
#21840
<Coota> Hmmm... I'm in a dilemma. I'm in love with accents, especially British ones, but I don't like fat girls. Now, the girl who wants to make out with me *does* have an accent, but she is a little overweight... what to do...
<PatPandaHat> make her exercise before you'll make out with her.
<Coota> Pat: Hee. Tell her I have a minimum PFT score requirement before I make out with a girl? ;)
<Darien> tell her it's a religious thing
<PatPandaHat> "Sorry, I don't do pork unless it's lean."
#2151
<Kashan> I've stuck plenty of stuff up my ass and it's never been anything but apinful
<Gayo> Kashan, there's a big difference between good anal sex and sticking things up your ass.
#28926
<noxic> jon is a power house
<clay> of weakness
#7352
<@[ben]> youd be suprised how many pancakes that mouth has masticated
<@[ben]> and yes, i spelt the last word right
#8363
<JinBOT2000> beware
<JinBOT2000> or I will reveal my BIGGEST CREATION
<JinBOT2000> <")3
<JinBOT2000> A CHICKEN
<JinBOT2000> IN ASCII
<JinBOT2000> Dare you test me, boy?
#11611
Solo Herron: why did it have to be hot outside today?
Solo Herron: I mean I was like "hmm mind numbing boredness here in the cold library" walk out side "OH GOD THE EXCITMENT OF THE HEAT"
#218044
<sward> “I found a box I can reproduce on”
* sward worries