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<Flibberdy> what are the requirements in the US for a place to be classed as a city?
<Kefga_X> crime
<nsh> organised prositution
<NQM> They use the Giger scale.

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<NinjaRyu> I remember in sex ed in the 10th grade someone actually asked whether the "pull-out" method was effective birth control

#27320
<Guy> Do a little dance, make a little love, with your hand tonight, with your hand tonight.

#12746
<ArtyMorty> we kill all the jehovah's witnesses once and for all, either we get some
peace and quiet or we get hit by lightning from a clear sky

#5359
<CountZer0> but where is the recycle bin in dos?

#77069
<Parable> Just because I fucked a girl twice doesn't mean I'm hetero! ;_;
<Jetta> Parable, thats twice more than a few in here

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<lordCONAN> just cause something was written before you were porn, doesnt mean its shit
<Twinsen> HAHAHA
<Dextas> porn on the mind eh lc?

#6986
<vamp_work> some guy named Debian hacked my box and made it unstable
<vamp_work> it tells me every time I log in

#31138
<MrSaturn> I think I'm gonna go to law school
<SantaZee> MrSaturn: HAHaHAHAHAHA
<MrSaturn> I wouldn't laugh, I'm incredibly intelligent and extremely good with people
<Catgirl[BTEG]> <SantaZee> MrSaturn: HAHaHAHAHAHA
<Catgirl[BTEG]> Just saving Zee time.

#48754
<treb> what do you do to a command to make it run in the background?
<@Celestina> scare it?
Comment: #cam, irc.drivemeinsane.com

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<Think_Differentl> fuck, you'd think at xmas people would actually seed their torrents well

#1839
<maff> who needs showers when you've got an assortment of feminine products

#301132
Meudi: Dude, I think I fell asleep
CSpatriot: Why do you think that?
Meudi: Because I woke up

#50431
<rw-rw-rw-> Just found out that the reason they didn't upgrade this ISDN line here to voice+data is because "we're out of trunks".
<scromp> Uh oh.  Nothing worse than half-naked telco employees

#148598
<LordLicorice> I made Goatse talk once
<LordLicorice> In a Scottish accent
<LordLicorice> There was some Budweiser thing
<LordLicorice> where you could upload your portrait
<LordLicorice> and assign eye points, lip points, etc.
<LordLicorice> and make yourself say things
<LordLicorice> so I uploaded Goatse
<LordLicorice> made him talk
<LordLicorice> chose Scottish accent
<LordLicorice> made him recite scripture about the End Times

#7429
<@a> i should get "butt plug" tattooed on my cock

#11616
<+situationist> you guys take showers? suckers

#4077
<BombScare> i need to get my eyes lasered
<eldee> ditto.. 2k per eye though
<eldee> i'm saving my money for something i wont take for granted though :)
<enos> i don't trust that eye laser surgery yet
<enos> it'd be sweet tho to not need glasses or contacts
<BombScare> i have an aunt that had it done, she loves it
<BombScare> like 20 seconds and you can see
<eldee> BombScare: damn.. i dont even think jesus was that fast
<eldee> god bless america!
<eldee> or something
<BombScare> hah

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<@Linguica> wooo
<@Linguica> amy jo johnson naked
<@arioch> whoa
<@arioch> arcing hydra bow
<@Linguica> and such is our difference

#17301
<Claus> I sell children to old women
<Claus> and they stuff them up their uterus
<Isajeep> oh my god

#7419
<elite_chaR> butcher im sitting like right behind you at lanwar :D
<elite_chaR> SO NO FUNNY BUSINESS
<elite_chaR> NO WEIRD NOISES
<elite_chaR> NO WEIRD SMELLS
<elite_chaR> NO WEIRD SPELLING
<butcher> dude, too late, I just f4rt3d
<butcher> that's a wierd noise, a weird smell, and a weird spelling.

#10462
<jej> if you dated me, you would've recognized me, and stopped talking to
me by now.

#2128
<stretch> !seen tits
* Trivial_ has never seen tits. Sorry!

#34997
<avorax> Homeland Security™, 9/11™, and September 11™ are all registered trademarks of the Republican National Committee.  All rights reserved.

#5541
* icenine --train &
<j0ker> luck with your new job
<j0ker> :)
<icenine> not going to my job
<icenine> i'm going to go punch a recruiter in the face
<icenine> but close enough

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