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#23818
<bLanKer> omg my right hand hurts alot
<bLanKer> what is it called?
<bLanKer> when ur hands hurt b/c of repetative motion?
<|404notfound> masturbation
#31010
<chaz> When I was 4 or 5.
<chaz> My parents had a computer (Btw my dad built his 1st one before I was even born) and it had a dos shell program that booted and was called menu
<chaz> menu listed all your programs
<chaz> and games and stuff
<chaz> well, This program has parental controls, etc, so the setup program was password proteected
<chaz> I hacked to the dos shell, and figured out the admin executable and changed the settings (hey I was 4.. that was hacking back then)
<chaz> all for the purpose of naming my sisters games.. 'Michelles games suck' and my games 'Charles games Rule'
<chaz> and take away her favorite game
<chaz> out of her list.
<evee> hahha, you're mean!!!
<chaz> shebeat me up a lot.
#50381
<themole> I was thinking of quiting my job at target
<soapy> you should look into getting a job at goatse
<soapy> I heard they have a large opening
#10688
<_astrOdz> you know if you shoplift , you dont pay tax
#294694
<Englishbob> "We need to incorporate everything fun, great and functional about the 21st century"
<Englishbob> "This, my friends, is a USB rocket glitter lamp"
#32663
<HiddenGenius83> wtf!?
<HiddenGenius83> have you ever seen a midget smile?
<HiddenGenius83> it looks like they're snarling
<HiddenGenius83> I swear to God
<StorDuff> you're watching that show on fox arent you
<HiddenGenius83> I turned the TV on, and BOOM! A midget smiling! Like fucking goatse for TV
#29867
<%sOHRYU> i was thinking of shaving pubes
<%sOHRYU> and free razor
<%sOHRYU> came in mail today
<%sOHRYU> its a fucking sign
<SnakeyeS> hahaha
<SnakeyeS> do it soh
<SnakeyeS> jesus wants you to
<SnakeyeS> who are YOU to say no to jesus
«+ Jesus » yea really
#7091
<Madman> woohoo!
<Madman> made it thru the 3rd level!
<CrashCat> gratz
<CrashCat> before you know it you'll be done and saying 'this game sux, it's too short' and taking it back to the store
#56408
JennyWang08: i think ihave
JennyWang08: starting to have
JennyWang08: problems communicate
QreepyBORIS: Really.
#309763
< NDJ> Oh God how did I even do this,
< NDJ> My Windows partition is now ext4
< NDJ> Shit
Comment: #linux on a small network
#56387
<papasurf> how do i use irc to search for and download legitimate materials?
#309173
<SmallR2002> I was just thinking back to a previous job where a team lead when escalating to me told me to 'just open the DLL in word and use the comparison thingie to see what changed in an update (of the DLL)'
#32782
<@Jon> Your eyes are like two limpid pools of loveliness, your hair is like a golden waterfall.
<@Jon> Plus those short skirts you wear make me really horny.
Comment: #rohitab irc.wikkedwire.com
#92276
<grantk> What do you call a bunch of nerds arguing on the internet
<PetrDoubt> "the internet"
#36937
<JustinCredible> so I was catching for my brother today when he was warming up for baseball practice and he hits me in the head with a baseball and my eyes start watering
<JustinCredible> my dad tells me to stop bein a pussy and I just stare right back at him and say "you are what you eat"
<JustinCredible> so now I'm fuckin grounded...
<JustinCredible> I just can't win
#2724
<JDigital> Say, how long would 600Mb take to download on a 1.5Mb connection? Lets assume I were to download an entire CD from Pyoko.org.
<Zaratustra> DO I LOOK LIKE GETRIGHT TO YOU MOTHERFUCKER
#32555
* CyberDas waits for this thank you master :/
* CyberDas was kicked by CapAtMoms (thank you master)
* Joins: CyberDas
<CyberDas> I'm telling!! put your mom on the pc right now!
<CapAtMoms> k
* CapAtMoms is now known as CapsMom
<CapsMom> hello
<CyberDas> he kicks me and calls me a wanker
<CyberDas> Cap's mom I think you should cut off his internet for a month
<CapsMom> if he called you a wanker you obviously deserved it
<CapsMom> now piss off you little wanker
<CyberDas> :o
* Quits: CyberDas
#1383
<Guilty> Thank god I'm sensible and had myself neutered
#39046
<Reliant> heh, Piera is an op here?
<doc|work> yeah, blowjobs get you everywhere
#306523
Chelsea: My mom just found out that furries exist
Chelsea: Because she SAW some
Chelsea: TWICE
Chelsea: and she keeps asking why I think they're creepy
Maddie: OH GOD
Chelsea: and i dont want to be like
Chelsea: "mom"
Chelsea: "i have to level with you"
Chelsea: "furries don't just enjoy dress up"
Chelsea: but anyway she was like "they were cute! they looked like they were having fun! why are they creepy?"
Chelsea: CAN'T THE MEDIA EXPLAIN THIS FOR ME
Chelsea: THIS MUST BE HOW CONSERVATIVE PARENTS FEEL WHEN THEIR KIDS ASK ABOUT GAY PEOPLE
#19762
<TantricJediSquizzle> Everyone wants me.
<Mal-23> You don't want you.
<TantricJediSquizzle> Prove it.
<Mal-23> Look at your cock.
<TantricJediSquizzle> Way ahead of you.
<Mal-23> Good, can you fit your mouth around it?
<TantricJediSquizzle> Yes.
<Mal-23> Then there you have it. You don't -want- you. You -have- you. Case dismissed.
#10236
<etch:#unix> i don't like unix or any of you either
#302767
<@packrat> ugh, whose great idea was it to tie piercing sizes to wire gauge standards
<+indigo> i think it's a great idea
<+Stormgren> probably because piercing posts, are, to an extent, based on metal wire?
<@packrat> sucks for stretching though
<+indigo> it makes answering questions like "how much current could the hole in my ear handle, when filled with copper?" easy
<+Stormgren> LMAO
<@packrat> hah
<+Stormgren> that depends on how fast your earlobe can dissipate heat
<+Stormgren> otherwise you have to provide a earlobe derating factor to the wire
<+indigo> i'd think an ear is a better heatsink than air
<@packrat> yeah, bloodflow can dissipate heat to the rest of the body
<+indigo> it's liquid cooled
#40913
<%Lost> I want to apply for ircops =x
<@Tenor> i want to apply for a night with Lost's mom
<@coppercore> rofl
<%Lost> want her number?
<%Lost> ill give you the cell
<%Lost> we can use some extra money
Comment: #tenor on irc.gamesaloon.net
#49447
<MrMog> god damn I hate overly "random" people who are thusly extremely predictable
<Kjiersz> heh
<MrMog> I wonder how you say lamp in french