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#296722
* bermejo (n=bermejo@151.Red-83-61-11.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net) has joined ##freebsd
<bermejo> hi all
<bermejo> how do you split hdd of 500GB in partition for mail/web server ¿?
<silverblade> Precision cutting with a junior hacksaw
<hiredman> I draw a line and toss the hard drive into the air
<hiredman> what lands west of the line is for the web, east for the mail
<silverblade> high powered lasers
<ecmuller> in all seriousness though
<ecmuller> ninjas
#2341
<CoMBo> <Robbin> Jesse Jackson should be president
<Robbin> unlike you lusers, i have somewhere to be on friday night
<CoMBo> yeah popeyes
<_jube> shift starts 9
#16702
<azrael69> wtf did i really start typing Oasis lyrics AGAIN?! i gotta cut back on the intoxicants
#43804
<psych> Worrying sucks.
<psych> Let's start a crusade against worrying!
<smm> I agree
<psych> But what would we do if it all went horribly wrong?
<psych> ...ah crap.
#50251
<Evil_Timmy> wow, just realized that the last couple of people ive slept with have been people i met on irc
<Evil_Timmy> i'm a netrosexual
#58594
<Rose> ahaha...I remember this one time at a tattoo parlour
<Rose> and this girl wanted a tattoo on her lower back
<Rose> and she told the artist "yeah, I want something symbolic"
<Rose> so I wrote "Exit only" in chinese
Comment: #applegeeks
#199773
<yak[work]> This,..... is the weirdest error message I have ever gotten on database import...
<yak[work]> ---
<yak[work]> ERROR 1064 (42000) at line 1302: You have an error in your SQL syntax; check the manual that corresponds to your MySQL server version for the right syntax to use near ''orgasmic climax is like a parado' at line 1
<yak[work]> ---
#6850
<@unlord> yah I've gotten good at typing in the past few dasy
#289253
<@matja> christ that made me jump. just rebooted my pc with new overclock settings and the neighbour fires up a hammer drill the other side of the wall
#129207
<miska> does anyone know how to change sex in WoW?
<SaxxonPike> When you play WoW, sex won't ever change
#19049
<NestyPoo> man
<NestyPoo> this d00d tried to get his hat from under a rollercoaster
<NestyPoo> one of those upside down rollercoasters
<NestyPoo> he got kicked by some women in a passing rollercoaster and he lost his head
<NestyPoo> the woman broke her foot and is suing for damages
<rhythm> savage
<rhythm> did he get his hat back
<Chalupa_J> well good hats arent exactly cheap
#52148
<farlax> gardening was a pain yesterday...
<foam> Hmm, tell me about it
<farlax> I did the front of the house (shrubs), and the back (flowerbed)
*** Join: christ0pher (christ@otaku.freeshell.org)
<farlax> I started out by trimming my thick bush
<farlax> my BF asked me to do it... it was blocking his view
<christ0pher> you going into the porn business, farlax?
Comment: Context, context, context...
#11169
<klerck> I've been wearing my immortality bracelet for a month, and I haven't died yet
#7083
<slog> Is Susan Sarandon too old to be considered "dooable"?
<Joe_> Yes.
<Kiler> I'd still do her
<Rain|Joker> She's borderline
<slog> that's 1 yes, 1 no, 1 maybe
<Pander> Desperation is the key factor.
<Kranrev> I'd say yes, but it would be creepy
<Lum_> Ben Franklin said of older women: "They know what they are doing, and they are eternally grateful".
<Lum_> in case you don't know your history Franklin was pretty much a slutpuppy
#56958
<Janette> I miss my chubby bubbies
<Chops> you've had a breast reduction?
<Janette> O.o
<Janette> no
<Janette> little cute fat babies
<Chops> not sure if that was the best emoticon to follow that question
#58069
<shinakuma> what res do i have if i have 1280x1024
<kaiser_justus> shinakuma: what kind of fruit do i have if i have a lemon?
<shinakuma> i dont' know what
<shinakuma> lime?
<shinakuma> kaiser what is the answer
<shinakuma> oh citrus fruit
Comment: #kawaii-radio !
#29033
* kylev unplugs his new dual-Athlon
<kylev> my bad!
Comment: Major power outages in New York and other places
#7347
<kaniff> yes, neep and i had a capital time at the mall
<Neep> too many people...I could never make my move on kaniff
<kaniff> i could see the desire in your eyes
<Neep> I wanted you
<kaniff> alright
<kaniff> stop that now
#8024
<Antarius> Are you a dork if you can read digdug.cx/quotes and recognize people regularly?
#39108
* Uziel calls in the goats to feed on their corpses. =D
arcane: mmmm goats
* Vukk shoots the goats and has a feast
Uziel: DAMN YOU GOAT SLAUGHTERING SON OF A BITCH.
Uziel: I will summon forth the corpses of your female ancestors and chain you to their bones.
Uziel: forcing you to drink goat blood by the gallon from their rotten not-really-existent cunts
Uziel: while I scatter the ashes of the goats you have killed
Uziel: over your naked, helpless body, as it's whipped, lashed, and beaten bloody
Uziel: sending the pain of those goats you have disgraced, down your spine.
* Orionis slaps Vukk around with Windows Me
* Orionis threatens Uziel with the Windows ME
* Uziel bows
Uziel: Hails to thee who makes the true definition of pain abundant in our knowledge. =X
arcane: hail!
#39929
<skycreatoR> hehe awesome
<skycreatoR> today at my job (i work in a cinema) we had the premiere on shrek 2
<skycreatoR> and because of the ocation, green popcorn
<skycreatoR> then some little girl came over to my booth and asked why the popcorns were green
<skycreatoR> i said it was because we put mashed shrek down in the popcorn machine
<skycreatoR> then she began crying and ran away
#31209
<matt> mang
<matt> i gotta send some logs down stream
<matt> but my roommate just got in the shower
<markus> so go stank up the bathroom
<matt> i assume the door is locked
<markus> just push it under the door then
#29781
<Alien> is porn like coffee? revolting in the beginning, but people get used to it?
<OrcaW> hahah
<OrcaW> not usually, no. For most it's more like chocolate.
[21:09] <Alien> strange
<Alien> can i say 'porn' whenever i mean 'chocolate' and be accepted then?
<lnp-work> yeah :
<Alien> ok
#301866
<indigo> 6750[~9iurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr (continued for several lines)
<rogueclown> ???
<@packrat> theres a cat on indigo's keyboard
<Sneakyness> hahahahahahahahahahahaha
<@packrat> thats my guess
<rogueclown> meow.
<Sneakyness> :3
<indigo> =~s--------------------------------------------------------- (continued for several lines)
<nullspace> rawr
<indigo> =sss[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ (continued for several lines)
<nullspace> shoo cat
-!- indigo was kicked from #i3detroit by packrat [indigo]
(twenty minutes later)
-!- indigo [~indigo@theross.com] has joined #i3detroit
<indigo> well, sorry about that
<Stormgren> cat?
<indigo> i don't know
<indigo> i think i've been sitting here all that time
(two hours later)
<indigo> so, i've discovered the cause of my earlier flood
<indigo> i've been informed there *was* a cat on my keyboard
<indigo> it was another keyboard with a screen session 20 miles away
#463
"The cheek of every American must tingle with shame as he reads the silly,
flat, and dishwatery utterances of the man who has to be pointed out to
intelligent foreigners as the President of the United States."
The Chicago Times review of After Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.