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#16885
< Tobester> I downloaded a file named JESSICA ALBA LESBIAN PORN SEEN DIVX at 12mb and it was a guy fisting himself
#7801
(PJ) grrr
(PJ) a car alarm is going off
(PJ) OH FOR GOD SHAKES SOMEONE SHOOT THE DAMN CAR
(PJ) fuck
(PJ) its our car
#1432
<@SLiPMaTT`> no i had one girlie today give me her #
<rocker> slippy goes to an all guys school
#34065
<Vajita> compare zeldas weight to that of mario
<Vajita> zelda is one heavy bitch
#16134
<@n30> my "m" key is broken
<@renetiq> evidently.
#299829
<eyecer> how fast is your connection?
<R_den> well i went to a site that tests for things like that
<eyecer> what did it say?
<R_den> dunno. still waiting on the page to load
#39992
[f] Jism [jism@roach.infested.w-wasteland.com] has joined #linux
[f] mode/#linux [+o Jism] by X2
(Ark): Jis! just in time to test my new perl bot
(@Jism): k
(Ark): say hello to NIGGABOT
(@Jism): err hello NiggaBOT
(@NiggaBOT): Wording Incorrect: hello is SUP G'DAWG
(@Jism): dude wtf
(Ark): cool or what?
(@NiggaBOT): Wording Incorrect: cool is MAN THIS SHIT IS TIGHT!
(@Jism): Ark, i am going to stab you if you don't shut this fucking thing off
(@NiggaBOT): Wording Incorrect: stab is POP A CAP IN YO ASS
(@Jism): fuck this i'm outta here
(@Jism): bye
(@NiggaBOT): Wording Incorrect: bye is CHECK YOU LATER HOMIE
#48577
--> GakFace (~GakFace@SF-C3E4458F.aubnin.dsl-w.verizon.net) has joined #prometheus
<GakFace> I'd just like to let you all know that I"m missing class right now and that I have a very good reason.
<GakFace> I have no freaking idea WHERE my keys are
<GakFace> Not one single clue.
<numist> :o
<numist> and you came here to ask us to help you find them?
#6314
<GnarlyBob> I mean how could *anyone* have been surprised when Rob Halford came out of the closet?
<M0rph13> I was damnit :)
<GnarlyBob> He could be a stunt double for one of the Village People
#265271
asrskz: Don't tell me who won the 2000 election. I have the coverage on disk but I have not gotten around to watching it. Don't spoil it for me
Alexius: hehe
asrskz: Only last week I found out that Clinton was re-elected in 1996.
Alexius: Yup.
Alexius: Wait for the next two seasons. They're really shocking!
Comment: #TVTorrents
#39563
<scorfen> !
<ikkenai> you know you've seen a bit too much porno when an exclamation point looks like a pussy and an asshole to you
#15787
<SiZZuRp> what has 7 balls and screws old ladies?
<Chibi-Trunks> iunno
<SiZZuRp> the lottery
#20905
<Dabz> truly.nice.ass.3.cd2.avi <- disney film about a really friendly donkey?
#283996
<Krechet> don't set your alarm clock tonight
<Krechet> let god decide whether you go to school tommorow or not
#550
<Ash> KIEV, Ukraine (AP) -- A Ukrainian candy company has begun marketing what may be the stickiest, richest and most fattening holiday treat on the market: pure pork fat covered in chocolate.
#2217
<kisama> my playlist is full of essential mixes
<var> essential to what? your pursuit of perfected queendom?
#296813
< Biiaru> i remember once i tried to autocomplete a sentence
< Biiaru> i was just kind of thinking what i wanted to say
< Biiaru> typed the first few letters, then tab
< Biiaru> didn't do shit
#47379
[ @Aller ] everytime you want ops, you write /msg botname op your_password
[ @ekkIe ] how am i suppose to remember the password
[ @Aller ] uhm, lol
[ @Aller ] you use a password that's easy (for you) to remember
[ @ekkIe ] can i write it in the topic?
#54322
<Stereo``> you know
<Stereo``> maybe the statistics faculty is not the best group of people to play poker with
Comment: #geekissues
#8849
<Balli> the kid in the middle of the pic is getting his ass fingered
<Balli> look at his face
<jaunty> balli.. thats me, cockmonger
#4004
<Tony> a hand job..10 dollars, a blowjob..25 dollars, full sex..50 dollars, a long lasting relationship..priceless. There are some things money can buy, for everything else, theres blackmail.
#51167
homerundude: i just had a fart that sounded like the drop sound on the computer
#1522
<w3nis> people with down syndrome are all "Hey check us out we have an extra chromosome, weeee, wipe our ass"
#29810
<Zap> back from raev lol.
<Protected> raev?
<Gray|ogl> raev = a codename for gaybar, only gaypeople know about it
<Gray|ogl> doh.
#8058
<Praetor> bob: even so, if I don't have to write it and it works then what the hell do I care?
<evilbob> you care because I opened my mouth and talked to you, bitch. and I didn't even get a thank you.