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#8501
<cactoid> you love the Colonel
<cactoid> I like KFC chippies
<cactoid> and zinger burgers
<cactoid> the rest tastes ok while you're eating it but it's just fucking gross greasy fried vermin
<Bayls> Yeah, the chips are ace.
<Bayls> The actual chicken pieces are shit.
<Bayls> You may as well sculpt some lard into a shape the looks like a drumstick, then coat it with butter. Then roll it in lard, then melt fat onto it, then fry it in animal fat, dip it in lard then eat it.
<Bayls> I think 10 out of the 11 secrec "herbs and spices" are "lard".
<Bayls> Mmmm, making me hungry. Might go get a 21 piece bucket. :)
*** Signoff: Bayls

#7214
<Viper550esp> heh hell, you have no idea what hell is! Try standing inbetween two large fat women at a manson concert who decided just to wear the bare minimum to get it in concert.    Oh thats nothing, they decided that it would be fun to start a mash pit. I kid you not those two women took out 7 people with one massive shove

#6731
<mynx> hahaha i had a construction worker holler at me today
<Wurzle> he said "YOU FUCKING HOMO GET AWAY FROM MY BUIDING SITE!"

#875
<Dr_DOS> a typhoon smashed into hong kong
<Dr_DOS> wiping out 1.5% of their pirated goods
<Dr_DOS> a total profit of $300,000 for US companies alone

#144151
<abc> I think it's time to switch to a new job.
<Wizard> why?
<lifesazoo> piss poor excuse for a wizard .. a real wizard would just know

#60419
FJguy2001: have you started writing yet?
ctrL aLt deL 190: no im doing my senior photo
FJguy2001: ??
ctrL aLt deL 190: had to remove the "unlawful to copy" with photoshop
FJguy2001: ahhhhhahahahhahahahahahhaha

#2171
(Reverend_) i thought i had to shit really bad
(Reverend_) but then i just farted like 3 times, and now i'm all cool
(Reverend_) but my ass is kinda wet and sticky
(Reverend_) any hot chicks, msg me, and we'll talk about it
(Reverend_) share your feelings

#176915
* scooter mails the fist of death to one of the sales guys
<~scooter> he calls up and asks "how is the project for $client going?"
<~scooter> uhh, i have no idea what you are talking about.  in fact, i don't see that we ever got a request for $client to build anything.  the status is that you never entered a request.
<~scooter> "*clickety* *clickety* you should have one now."
<~scooter> i look and see "build a project for $client per the phone conversation we're having now"
<~scooter> "what's the status on it?"
<~scooter> i bit the end of the phone and cracked it
Comment: #geeks

#43460
--- Topic for #linuxgeneration is wget ftp://vatican.org/pope/current/stable/pope-265.0.tgz && tar zxvf pope-265.0.tgz && cd pope-265.0 && ./configure --prefix=/rome/vatican && make && make install_pope

#306775
Nine: what is the most stereotypically hipster song?
Nine: preferably one that many people would recognize

#308438
<Migs> what does it mean when critics say a movie is "smart?"
<gildean> they didn't understand it

#44809
<laid_back> haha man get this so my brother got suspended from school today
<teqman> what did he do
<duffman> what did he do
<laid_back> cause he says to one kid "hey would you have sex with a fat kid" and this other kid goes "no why" and then my brother goes "cause nash (another kid) is really desperate"
<laid_back> so nash say "tell it to the teacher"
<laid_back> and my brother goes "hey mister smith would you have sex with a fat kid" and the teacher got this weird look on his face and ran down to the office and told the principal
<laid_back> and so the principal is talking to my brother and he says "you were insinuating that mr smith was a child molester" and my broither goes "NO, what insinuated that he was a child molester was the way he reacted"
<laid_back> so they suspended him
Comment: #system on irc.dal.net

#28330
<KenBX> Ok, so I needed to download WinRAR... so I found WinRAR on some xdcc... After it downloads I realize that the setupfile is in RAR FORMAT.

#50201
<Symbiotic> So I just found out that my school has a Student Anarchy Club.
<Symbiotic> All they do is sit around, eat pizza, and occasionally challenge the Student Government to a fistfight.

#305270
11-Jan-2011 <Lefty> Nugget: do you remember a game that involved a soccer ball bouncing down platforms in space for the Atari ST?
11-Jan-2011 <Nugget> we've had this disucssion before.
11-Jan-2011 <thumper^> Bring out the logs!
11-Jan-2011 <Lefty> I don't think I ever did find out the name of that game
11-Jan-2011 <Nugget> 08-Dec-2004 12:50 <LeftyWork> Do you guys remember an atari ST game that involved playing a soccerball that had to bounce on coloured tiles in space?
11-Jan-2011 <Nugget> 08-Dec-2004 12:58 <Nugget> TrailBlazer
11-Jan-2011 <Nugget> 08-Dec-2004 13:00 * LeftyWork hugs Nugget
11-Jan-2011 * Lefty hugs Nugget

#48237
(@kismet): so i don't wanna hear anything in here about women and pms.
(@kismet): period.
(iknietjij): (@kismet): period.
(iknietjij): :X
*** kismet sets mode: +b *!*iknietjij@*.lounging.on.EnterTheGame.Com
Comment: #etg @ irc.enterthegame.com

#44145
<Maurs> Got my first detention ever today :(
<Maurs> You know I go to a catholic school...
<Maurs> well we were discussing that new pope
<Maurs> Long story short, catholics don't like you goosestepping through the halls yelling "ICH BIN DER POPEN"

#14745
<ninrh> like shes cool, but seems like maybe the kind of person who goes back to their high school and blows it up kinda thing

#32126
<Gothic_CatGirl> I are yoshi!
<Peels> give you coins
<Davey|away> ahh
<Gothic_CatGirl> Ride me!
<Peels> heh
<Gothic_CatGirl> Ew wait
<Peels> HAHAHAA
<Peels> XD
* NeoNixon wants to ride GCG o_o

#47180
<@merl> I tried to convince my girlfriend that the reason she got headaches after we had sex was because my dong touched her brain

#33648
<+jeef> i had a dream about beastiality and i woke up with an erection :/

#1352
<CyberThor> HIDE THE SHIT, SHARKEY'S HERE!
* Silkenray throws a blanket over Thor
* CyberThor is soothed by the calming, womb-like combination of warm and dark

#30237
<Tim_Kwan> ROBAT DON'T U HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO?
<ROBAT> YES
<ROBAT> I AM DOING 5 THINGS AT ONCE
<ROBAT> 1 OF THEM IS YOUR MOM
Comment: That was just wrong >.<

#9683
<Brainded> can anyone help me with a ppp problem?
<mustang> you have a stutter and you're trying to urinate ?

#1540
<fastahj7> what's the difference between the usa DC lightgun and the euro one
<smcn> the usa one has a "shoot up your school" button

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