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#31935
[@cjohnson]: I found out today that I'm only 5'5"
[@cjohnson]: :(
[@cjohnson]: I thought I was like 7'2"
[[DC_T]Rowsdower11]: heh
[@beoba]: what, your height?
[@cjohnson]: ...
@cjohnson]: no, i weigh 5'5"
#52841
< orange9> gentoo?
< ScooterTi> bless you
#24140
Em shows rawl his boobs
<Em> (.)(.(
Rhi takes pics
<Rawl> wtf
<Rawl> your boob is all fucked up
<Em> I think it has cancer
#297158
<furan> so I dropped by my lab to pick up my air conditioner
<furan> things I did not expect to find in the alleyway:
<furan> 1) a fetish shoot
<furan> 2) a fetish shoot
#25660
<tito> why can't they make longer-lasting laptop batteries? ;[
<jestuh> why can't they make longer-lasting titos?
<tito> whats that supposed to mean
<jestuh> you know
#42112
<glasnost> hmm, i've eaten too much chinese food, i'm becoming asian
<glasnost> :-)
<glasnost> :_)
<glasnost> ^_)
<glasnost> ^_^
<blah> also
<blah> 8======D
<blah> 8=====D
<blah> 8====D
<blah> 8===D
#1235
<MadHatter> omg how do I turn mirc timers off
~~~ (signoff) MadHatter ;Excess Flood
#34225
(scone) r u always in here
(+kangie) im a citizen
(+kangie) thats why i have the +
(@Whelan) yeah but we have laptops with Wireless cards
(@Whelan) and we just walk around with them strapped to us that way we never have to leave
#8487
<cactoid> pr0n is critical internet infrastructure
<cactoid> if pron wasn't flowing freely, ISPs wouldn't need to upgrade their gear and networking vendors would go out of business
#19391
<Vulpes> I feel fine.
<Su-chan> Goooooooood.
<Su-chan> *hands Vulpes a cookie*
<Vulpes> Actually, I have a slight tummyache. Too many cummy bears, I think.
<Vulpes> ...
<Vulpes> gummy.
<Vulpes> I'm going to go back to writing now.
#267960
<palomer> I invented a new programming language
<palomer> now I'm wondering what to do with it
<palomer> ho hum
<Axle> what's it good for?
<palomer> programming:P
<Raevel> you're already ahead of a lot of the others
#288
<enex> MadHatter: eat shit!
<MadHatter> what
<MadHatter> fuck you
<enex> oh
<enex> hi
<MadHatter> yeah hey
<enex> what's up
<MadHatter> nothing man
#49674
<Vespucci> Ok, how many people with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb?
<Cody> Hmm.
<Cody> I can think of a couple of answers to that, but none are particularly funny...
<Vespucci> Wanna play WoW?
<Vespucci> Hmm. I seem to have failed in the delivery of that joke both in speech and print.
<Cody> I got it.
<Cody> And I was going to comment...
<Cody> But I had decided to google ADD jokes to see what punchlines existed for the joke.
<Vespucci> What were you going to comment?
<Vespucci> ahh
<Cody> And I got distracted by the page of ADD jokes.
<Vespucci> lol
<Summoner> lol
<Cody> I think this may be a sign of something. :-(
#51392
<f0rked> it has that awful droning NEH NEH NEH alarm clock sound.. and sometimes I don't wake up, I just dream about trying to shut it off. My latest dream today was: I was in a school with a bunch of people, and everyone could hear this loud alarm and we were all crowded in the hallway running around trying to figure out how to shut it off. Eventually I figured out I was emitting it and executed a regular expression with my watch like s/#alarm#// to shut it ...
<f0rked> ... off. Once I knew it was me, I turned it back on, gathered up a bunch of people, then got ahead of them and showed them as I turned it off. My point was to tell people to learn regular expressions.
<f0rked> it was fucked up.
#1673
<LkTrout1> enex's underwear is big enough to fit over Hatter's ego.
#7693
<Phuser> fuck me.
<FadeJade> Why
<Phuser> i have no good reason
#30514
<Calisa> This guy's quote says "If it has tits or wheels you won't understand it."
<Calisa> I think we should build a sex doll that is attached to wheels.
<Calisa> Instead of feet and hands, it has wheels.
<BChikapa> That'd be so awesome.
<BChikapa> But, it'd be hard to do doggy style.
#14664
<Dejocko> I lose 50 IQ points when i talk to girls, no fair
<GIJosh> you had 50?
#298897
<~firez> nothing beat irc in bed tho
<~firez> or the instant moment you wake up
<&Adorable> Laptop > DS
<~firez> i dont have a laptop
<&Adorable> I do
<&Adorable> What I don't have; however, is my mother telling me to get off the computer because 11PM is past my bedtime :D
<~firez> lol
<~firez> i do
<&Adorable> I know :/
#26419
<Zappa_> DigDug: it would be funny if there weren't so many "people-don't-understand-internet-jargon-quotes"
<Mootar> or, as I like to call them, PDUIJQ
#21689
*** evader (evader@fear.evader.org) has joined #bodybuilding
<evader> what do i need to do to make a six pack
<aNuBiS-> 6 beer
#6430
<TwoEight> heh, i dont even know how to hack a system
<TwoEight> i am always amazed when i hear such stories
<TheBigZ> hell, half the time I can't get into my own damn box, much less someone elses
#3453
<Jumper> which one are you reading ?
<snot> security experts ( news.com.com )
<Jumper> ah, news.com that redirects to news.com.com for unfatomable reasons
<Jumper> I guess they weren't commy enough
<Jumper> haw haw, get it ?? RED BASTARDS
<snot> they where news.com.com.com before the .com bust, guess they just playing it safe
<Jumper> yeah, they must've hyped down now
#1033
<Guilty> Surely you see how trite the name "assassin" is [in Quake III]
<Guilty> Might as well be "Player"
#56956
<kylie> wanking over me...... that crosses the line
<zBird> hasn't like, every guy in here done that already?