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#31933
<sdfdtailgrep> Things I learned today:
<sdfdtailgrep> * About 10% of all people on the road are good samaritans
<sdfdtailgrep> * It's actually quite fun to be stuck in a ditch, when you have a mp3 CD player and some music.
<sdfdtailgrep> * Snowplows in Guelph cover both directions of a rural road every 30 minutes
<sdfdtailgrep> * Les Quebecios have a swiss-army knife of knowledge, tools, and experience when it comes to rescuing stranded cars
<sdfdtailgrep> * All the winter tires in the world are not going to stop you from being a complete dumbass
<sdfdtailgrep> * Flat land does not mean solid land, there might be a ditch under that snow
Comment: #railfan irc.oftc.net
#34022
<munchingfoo> lol, that might make a funny chat up line
<Kibet> my favourite is "whats your favourite flavour of wood"
<Amaunet> huh?
<Kibet> it worked once
<Kibet> right enough she was a tad insane
#151082
<MotoToad> so, anyone wanna guess what a tornado sounds like?
<MotoToad> I was like 10 blocks from the one last night that hit the Georgia Dome.
<bmatt> mt, did you get to see it?
<MotoToad> no, didn't even know what it was when it was happening
<MotoToad> just sat there smoking a cigar thinking "damn, that train is hauling ass for being downtown"
<Dezmo> thats a mild storm in TX or OK
<Dezmo> but atl shits its collective pants
<MotoToad> dez, that's because there are things in Atlanta worth money :P
#44161
<Areku> No wait, you don't understand
<Areku> I'm the incest guy here
<Areku> *nicest
<Areku> ... BAD typo
Comment: gaming.windfyre.net #SN-Sync
#32662
<ruumis> playing metroid on the toilet. man, I knew there was a reason I lived in America.
#42868
[Toblerone_] where did people come up with this high on life concept?? is that like having sex without a partner??
[Cheeky_Chick] yeah its called masterbation
[Toblerone_] cheeky: when u masta, do u first take yourself out to dinner
[Toblerone_] followed by a romantic solitary walk on the beach
[Toblerone_] and a nice coffee by yourself
[Toblerone_] and then do it??
Nikky`] rofl
Nikky`] No Toblerone_.. when you fuck yourself.. you can condone cheap ass behaviour..coz you know your broke but horny
#183485
<Vincerific> /quit
<Vincerific> i wanted to see if he would go "/quit?"
<Vincerific> and log off
<Vincerific> XD
<Scarecrow> lol I remember you tried to fool me like that once Vince.
<Scarecrow> But I learnt how not to fail
<Scarecrow> >:)
* Scarecrow has quit IRC (Quit)
<Vincerific> LOL
#17355
<Stryker> i dunno, RPGs are pretty cool
<bounty> i'm a level 10 mage in planescape
<Stryker> yeah mages are cool at higher levels
<Sonicstorm> i'd level up in asskicking
#8578
<cheesecake> differential equations sedate me.
<kg> strange... i usually get turned on by differential equations..
#265316
xskycrasherx: ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: BLACK PRESIDENT
#7484
<Chrizto> this unix shit is never going to catch on at this rate.
#617
<SYch0> where do you specify how many levels of a web page you want to save when you save it? :|
<enar> just use teleport pro and like have it save only .jpgs over so many kb :/
<DigDug> use teleport pro or wget
<SYch0> cuz im saving as a single file
<SYch0> im not saving porn!
<enar> why would you save a webpage then :/
#325
*** Signoff: meredith- (Random number generation is too important to be left to chance)
#46072
<Shakeman> the first keyboard we had when we bought the computer died last year
<Shakeman> the K key stopped working...
<Shakeman> it's very hard to search for keyboards online when the K key doesnt work
#17539
<Chronosla> RARs are the dingleberries of Satan, sent to torment me with mockery and derision.
#6115
<cheech> Ugh! Parents, who needs them?
<guailo> retards.
#12433
<DarkPhan> humm... i want to find some software that will track eye movements on a webcam
<Spooky42> www.fbi.com/shareware
#41250
(+BarnacleBob): the ipod isn't all that great... i should have looked around and got a cheeper one with same sized hd and a recording feature
(+BarnacleBob): i pods are by far the dominant portable music player in san francisco.... even over regular cd players
(@Zaphod): But on the other hand, gay sex is by far the preffered sexual persuasion in San Fransisco, but that doesn't mean its best for the rest of the planet :)
Comment: #ctrlaltdel on irc.afterx.net
#154850
<@Genesis`> Dr Phil said: Sometimes you just got to give yourself what you wish someone else would give you.
<@Genesis`> i cant bend over that far :(
#30473
[ blinko1 ] A friend of mine used to go to gas stations and ask for cigarettes
[ blinko1 ] when they put them on the counter he would grab them and run
[ blinko1 ] if the guy chased we would run inside and loot the place
Comment: #d2jsp
#368
<RevNeptho> gethostbyintuition() is still a dream of mine
#6396
<Legend> When I think about you, I /ping myself.
#304196
Panucci : Guess what my geek wife said when we were on bed last night?
Magicpork: HTTP 411, HTTP 417, HTTP 403?
#29839
<aykroyd> the worst "i feel old" moment is when you realize the playmate of the month was born in a year you clearly remember
#49925
< RyuKojiro> if it is a vertical asymptote at 25 then he needs to cook them longer to unburn them ;)
< kernel_dan> its a vertical asymptote from the left (i.e. at time is infinitessimally less than 25)
< kernel_dan> for time greater than 25, it is undefined
< RyuKojiro> Oh, okay ;)
< kernel_dan> by now, his cookies would be really burnt
< RyuKojiro> indefinitely burnt ;)
< kernel_dan> quick! the freezer
< RyuKojiro> Wait, then it would be a 3 dimentional plot of this asymptote
< RyuKojiro> temperature, cook time, and burnt-ness :P
< RyuKojiro> then it would decrease on the z making it just a cold, yet indefinitely burnt cookie
< kernel_dan> and what if burnt-ness where a complex number?
< RyuKojiro> Then he could risk having imaginarily burnt cookies!
< kernel_dan> but they would still really be burnt
Comment: #math