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#304880
<wethrin> We use tcsh by default at the university
<wethrin> I'm not sure why, other than to discourage the use of the Unix systems
#28453
<Lestat> Fuck these ping timeouts.
<Lestat> Fuck them right in the ear.
<Oolong> ear sex = safe sex
#34484
<Unrelated> Does anyone know if its possible to asign RAM a phsyical address?
<Unrelated> so that I can effectively turn it into a virtual HDD?
<SlackDug> url ramdrive
<migas> - "ramdrive": http://www.broadbandnuts.com/index.php?page=ramdrive
<Unrelated> not the same though
<SlackDug> it's never the same as the real thing ;[
<Unrelated> I'm trying to find a way to install, and run, Win3.11 entirely in RAM
<everest> why?!
<Unrelated> shits and giggles
<everest> you need a girlfriend
<Unrelated> true as that may be
Comment: #geekissues
#38809
e l i t e m r p: The Recursive Drinking Game is the best! Whenever you take a shot, you have to take another shot!
#13629
<Flirbnic> The American dream is to move to Canada.
#39201
Doja: so whats up w/ kerry getting 3 purple hearts for 2 hrs of combat in vietnam? or is that complete bs?
p4-whack: you get the purple hearts for being wounded
p4-whack: you get the silver star for courage under far and actions above and beyond the call of duty
p4-whack: but if you hideout in a TX national gaurd air unit and smoke weed and snort lines, you get to be president
#27684
<@afkaos> OMFG
<@stuff57> ?
<@afkaos> I think my Grandpa is using 1337 speak WTF?!
<@afkaos> This is my grandpa's E-mail address
<@afkaos> edd13@xxxxxxxx.xxx
<@afkaos> His name's Edward
<@afkaos> so it's like wTF?!
<@stuff57> lol
<@stuff57> h3y s0////13!
<@stuff57> 84(|< |// //'/ |)4'/
[<@stuff57> we didn't have any 1337 speak.
#3647
*** Now talking in #funadultchat
<Megumi> i am ready to receive my fun
#8479
<Kaff> its saturday night. what are you doing here
<Kaff> i thought you'd have too much of a social life.
<spoob> Parts of me love interacting with other parts of me, but as a whole, I'm about as popular and loved as jamesm
<Kaff> oh. so you're a dead shit.
<spoob> Succinct, cruel, and accurate
#8662
<iggypop> i told my gf some shit when i was drunk, and now she's like "you weren't just saying that because you were drunk, were you?"
<iggypop> and i don't have a fucking clue what i said
#13874
<Nall> ...you know what's funny? I was expecting to hit my rock bottom a few minutes ago
<Nall> And yet... here I am, talking about scribbling vaginas on my chest in order to spooge on myself
#52782
<Twyce_Dailey> ok, i now officially have the coolest cellphone ever
<Twyce_Dailey> i have, for a background, a stopsign with "hammertime" spraypainted across the bottom, for a ringtone, Can't Touch This, and for an SMS alert, M.C. Hammer saying "Stop, Hammertime"
#34482
<Rjx> ah shit
<Rjx> I just accidently called my girlfriend fat
Comment: #geekissues
#7004
<@Logan> I think my roommate has a strong aversion to taking out the trash.
<@drini> kill him
<@drini> ok maybe not a good idea
<@drini> you'll have to take out garbagetwice
<@drini> as often
#26376
<pupazz_> What American Pie Has Taught Us : No need to date if your mother bakes pie.
#299423
<@jpn> "Most UK radio stations are now having to censor the word 'sex' in the line 'birthday sex' replacing 'sex' with the word 'ssh' making it say 'birthday ssh'. This change has occured quite recently as orignally radio stations were free to play the uncensored version."
<@WorstQEvr> do you get birthday ssh when you turn port 22
#3411
<erik> i guess that means oral sex is out of the question then
<grifferz> I dunno, with the stuff I've been coughing up today, your spooge might actually be more pleasant
#2601
<async> Violus: the ICQ protocol is about as good as your performance in bed
<Violus> woah, sweet
* Violus installs ICQ
#6804
<justin> i had a guy claim sending ctcp fuckyou's was a DOS attack and try to get my account deleted
<justin> 'cain' on efnet.. fuckwit
<cafuego> '*!*@*' on efnet.. fuckwit
#301066
<+conundrum> Indeed.
<+sev> did you know that every time you say indeed you amplify your douchitude factor
<+conundrum> sev: I thought I just seemed more like Teal'C.
<+sev> that only works if you're a big black dude with pure gold embeded in your forehead
<+sev> when you're a skinny white bitch you just sound like a date rapist.
<+conundrum> Indeed.
Comment: #watch, EFnet
#49620
<Jmax> <@Jmax> lettuce.
<Jmax> <+cheeba> yo momma is like lettuce, 25 cents a head
<cythrawll> Your Mom is so fat, if she was a c variable, her initialization would look like this: yourMom = (TFAT*) malloc(sizeof(YOUR_MOM)); //Stack Overflow
<JugglingWolves> lmao
#298215
<Lucy__> fuck irc.
<Lucy__> i'm uninstalling this bullshit lonely unattractive elitist middle-aged assholes program
#77615
<darknation> wtf is the point in storing quotes?
<boris_> darknation: it's like taking a photo in real life :P
<darknation> I wouldn't want photos of retards
#10645
<@netwerk> the kill i sent to nickop lagged so much that it killed me instead
<@p00mint> HAHAHA
#698
<kisama> amanda is the opposite of a normal computer user
<Amanda`> KISAMA IS THE OPPOSITE OF HETEROSEXUAL