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#309478
<Moon_Doggy> thankfully the little red lines keep me from sounding drunk
#37257
<ProdigySim> We should have had him bring a TV back from Japan
<ProdigySim> so we could pirate Japanese TV shows!
<Juggerneko> Did you have the stupid for supper, or was it just an appetizer?
#9349
<[DeViL]WaRzO> chufty decode this plz
<[DeViL]WaRzO> cerom: (11:22 PM) I know but talking with who speak's English as a motherlanguage.
<[DeViL]Chufty> it means "add me to your ignore list"
#104061
* Blacken sets mode: +m
<Blacken> Announcement:
<Blacken> By GOD, I fucking hate furfags.
* Blacken sets mode: -m
* Blacken has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
<Willfor> Apparently the reason he hates them is because they chewed through his internet wires
#245406
<gabe> mozilla and this java chat seem to hate each other
<gabe> maybe it will be better on IE
<gabe> fingers crossed
<Xyzyxx> gabe, you should download a real IRC client
<gabe> yeah. and get a virus? no thanks
<Xyzyxx> irc clients don't usually come with viruses :P
<gabe> zonealarm would beg to differ
#49735
<GenericLoser> What do fish smoke?
<GenericLoser> Seaweed!
#16975
Nazrag is away now to play Tea Fortress Classic
<Nazrag> thats right kids, Tea Fortress Classic
<TheRiff> sweetened or unsweetened
<Nazrag> sweetened, with crumpets on the side
<TheRiff> alright
#61604
<@Rjx> there's a good rule for dealing with psychiatric doctors
<@Rjx> trust them about as far as their expensive sports cars would go on a gallon of gas
Comment: #geekissues
#301914
<Stormgren> She's sorta hitting on him
<Stormgren> but she's a known oddball
<Stormgren> like if you broke up with her, you'd find squirrel skulls hanging on your doorknob crazy
<Jesus> cleaned skulls, or still bloody?
<Jesus> also, does that crazy translated into depraved sexual acts?
<muchomas> depraved or not, it'll end in tears
<Dopey> is she single?
#307801
<Drazhar> someone help me
<Drazhar> because I think I went insane
<Drazhar> I found something that I agree with Glenn Beck on
<Malware> Drazhar
<Malware> You are undoubtedly, irrevocably mad.
<Drazhar> The radio talk-show host says George Lucas should be "tried for movie crimes" not only for what he has done to a beloved franchise, but also for producing "Red Tails."
<Drazhar> George HAS fucked up Star Wars big time
<Malware> Now we are both undoubtedly, irrevocably mad.
<Malware> Because now I agree with Glenn Beck.
#15493
<tak> if i move to canada ill be so rich
<tak> cause your money sucks
<disco-stu> yep
<disco-stu> but at least our country doesnt!
<tak> haha
<Ped> haha
<vivid> haha
<aj> haha
<blakangel> haha
#12216
<@RT[Ragnarok]> meet me in the middle of the 2nd level of the skeleton cave
<skold> I WANNA CAST MAGIC MISSILE
#33715
<vSvAINT> Rune...do you ever Sleep Man?
<RuneWalsh> [09:01am] <dcpsoguy> r00n: Do you sleep?
<RuneWalsh> [09:01am] <@RuneWalsh> nah, sleeping goes against everything I believe in
<vSvAINT> it's kind of sad you have a prepared response for that
<RuneWalsh> no, it's spontaneous
<vSvAINT> Spontaneous like Combustion or Spontaneous like Jerry Lewis?
<RuneWalsh> besides, I responded to that question earlier and didn't feel like typing that again
<RuneWalsh> I'll have to think about that
<RuneWalsh> I wouldn't really call Jerry Lewis spontaneous though
<RuneWalsh> which doubles as my point as well
<vSvAINT> Haha Instantaneous. "NEW! Instantaneous Jerry Lewis! Just add Water!"
<RuneWalsh> "Wow mommy, can I have one?"
<RuneWalsh> "Not till you're older, dear"
#6951
<glasnost> i didn't have a life.
<glasnost> i had a BBS.
#303707
<@michael`> she dated around, but then she started dating a guy i think she dug quite a bit
<@michael`> but around 22-23, schizophrenia onset
<@michael`> and he ended his life
<@Rjx> did he try to get treatment?
<@michael`> no
<@michael`> he thought people were tricking him
<@michael`> that nothing was actually wrong
<@michael`> and that his paranoia was rational
<@Rjx> well
<@Rjx> if he'd been admitted to a hospital where they watched him 24/7 and force-fed him drugs that made him fat and stupid
<@Rjx> he would've seen how wrong his paranoia was
Comment: #geekissues
#15654
<Dead_Poets_Society> Phuser has this talent to point out the obvious
<Phuser> Dead_Poets_Society is receiving oral sex from a hamster
#229818
<chicane> Sex And The City EXTENDED DVDRip XviD-BeStDivX
<chicane> sigh
<chicane> another release
<Atrius> I already thought that sarah jessica parker's nose was extended enough
#11184
<LordViper> Atarax: in all honestly, we don't care what you do in your spare time, however if it has entertainment value, we like to hear it
#16997
<Whooey> females jeans pockets are TINY
<Whooey> TTIIIIIIIIIINY
<Natasha> yes, they are
<amit> Whooey: females have a big flesh pocket to compensate
#8480
<esthar> man this guy DEFINITELY ripped me off with beer the other night
<esthar> he made me pay the same amount for a six pack that i could get a 12 pack for
<helminthes> you better watch out.. next thing you know he'll wipe out your family and steal your identity
#296709
<Nab> Primo
<Nab> I'm 6'1
<Nab> And 245
<Nab> How do you think I feel
<Nab> >_>
<cheese> you probably feel like eating some cake
#14223
<madz> sbs, would you choose: Linux, or Windows?
<sbs> I would choose: Oral Sex.
#8849
<Balli> the kid in the middle of the pic is getting his ass fingered
<Balli> look at his face
<jaunty> balli.. thats me, cockmonger
#2132
<DigiGnome> doesn't play properly. The White Stripes one.
<Thom> Ach. Dang.
<DigiGnome> Unless it's MEANT to sound like a cat trying to shit wasps through a sewn up asshole.
<puchiko> It is.
<DigiGnome> Ah. A Slipknot cover, then.
#309922
<Bigby> so fox news is hating on the lego movie as it makes big business the bad guy
<Bigby> i really do believe if the KKK had a fortune 500 company FOX would defend them