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#302263
hulasikali.wala: k time to try flashing the zaurus
ressedue: arent you supposed to be on a honeymoon? :p
#6070
<psychicbug> ok, take the bible in a .txt document and open it in notepad. shift every first letter to the right 1, and save it as an .avi. turns out, its a cumshot vid
#17945
<Iggz> screw it
<Iggz> i'm gonna put this cottage cheese on my sandwhich
<Iggz> and no ones gonna stop me
#171657
< evitable> i always rather liked badminton
< evitable> except for the time i hit a shuttlecock into a tree
< evitable> then lost a racket trying to get it out
< evitable> lost a rake tryin to get the racket
< evitable> and lost a fucking 2x4 trying to get anything
< evitable> then ruined my pants with sap
#34090
<Drathian> does anyone know how to recover a lost sex drive.........
<PsyMar> yeah,try reformatting
Comment: #zebeth dreamIRC
#2995
<Fee> 128 megs? 1997 called, they want there memory back
#636
<Anagon> IT'S UP! I GOT IT UP!
<Anagon> (no, not like that)
#42344
<KursK> can I ask a very dumb question? =)
<stickman> I think you just did :-)
#15437
<WarBuddha> can someone explain to me why i have another cd-rom drive all of a sudden
<WarBuddha> sigh
<WarBuddha> my computer hates me
*** Quits: WarBuddha (Quit: Connection reset by peer)
#5500
<Hahn> Zara, have you ever killed anyone with a crowbar during a soccer riot?
<Zaratustra> Didn't have the chance.
<Hahn> That sounds like an excuse to me.
#53379
<Omnica> AH fuck me, I just told this 12 year old girl "haha my tounges long enough to touch my hose" trying to make nice conversatin with my girlfiends sister, she called me a pedo and blocked me fuck
#33885
<@Matador_> put your $$ where your penis is
<fyzix> you want me to shove money in your mother?
#18804
<GnuVince> wanna know my brother's new CS handle?
<Kint> L33t killa Monster dude -=[y0]=- ?
<GnuVince> nope
<GnuVince> SupaAlien King Glenn Groenland
#117758
[09:45] Yobam: BORED
[09:45] spyderkinnny: Boredom is for caged animals.
[09:46] spyderkinnny: You are a member of the most intelligent species currently existing on planet earth. For fuck's sake, find a way to amuse yourself.
[09:48] Yobam: youtubing it up
#176033
<tl> I can't believe I just searched google to learn how to make a tuna sandwich
#43237
(+jome) Downloading music hurts the music industry, then downloading porn hurts the porn industry, right.. so I download porn for ethical reasons.
#310731
<asaph> So you're over a year and a half into your transition?
<Zyradyl> Yup.
<cjk> Okay so since you've been on both hormonal sides, is there any major difference between the two
<Zyradyl> 89.9% of the time no, except I do have to deal with some unwanted attention, which probably contributes to the 10.1% of the time.
<cjk> whats that
<Zyradyl> Well. Okay. If you had asked me what 2+2 equaled on a bad day where I was testosterone heavy, You would have gotten a "Four, You fucking muppet" and at the absolute worst, a punch in the face.
<Zyradyl> Do the same thing to me now, and I'm going to spend 30 minutes reducing you to feeling absolutely worthless, then say "Four you fucking muppet" and slap you.
<asaph> Holy shit.
<Zyradyl> I don't want to hit people as much. However, I want to make them cry so much more than before. Which i guess means 2+2 equals four, and a whole bunch of unresolved emotional issues.
#30938
<Caffeine> i was dared to go buy lube
<Caffeine> so i went with my best friend/housemate and talked about double ended dildos while hugging her in the checkout line with ky in my hand
<Caffeine> the cashier asked me 'how was your day'
<Caffeine> i said 'it will be better once i get this hunny home'
<Caffeine> her jaw dropped
Comment: Caffeine is female.
#55243
<Foxhill> shagging someone who dont move is like humping a warm vibrator that doesnt vibrate and farts in its sleep
#33983
<kurai> You know .. sometimes I long for the days when spam was just for pr0n, rather than shitty meds
<kurai> At least they included pics to look at while you were deleting it
#294955
<fleebailey33> lmao
<fleebailey33> i am repairing a computer
<fleebailey33> i open the dvd drive and i find mature moms volume 18
<fleebailey33> its not a burned copy either
#302291
<TwoPointOh> ZenGwen: do you get easily offended by references to 9/11?
<ZenGwen> no
<TwoPointOh> okay
<TwoPointOh> i had a great idea for a t-shirt
#308609
Katie: futurama proves something
Katie: you can make a girl the hero of the show, but in the end everyone still thinks a lazy guy is the main character
#303670
[11:11pm] Katuron: OOOOH
[11:11pm] Katuron: it's 11:11!
[11:11pm] MiracleBlue: Quick, make a wish!
[11:11pm] Katuron: uhm uhm uhm
[11:12pm] Katuron: ACE MY EXAMS!
[11:12pm] MiracleBlue: Too late
[11:12pm] Katuron: FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
#114234
<RadGoosed> I read "capslock" as a "cockslap" what does that say about me as a human being