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#187177
<steven> ok, burning 2 CDs and then we're off to the hospital to have a baby
#9605
<SaBaS> brb. food stuck in throat
#29132
*** God- has joined #voices
*** ChanServ sets mode: +v God-
<God-> hello
<Teialantis> :o
<Teialantis> I DON'T BELIEVE IN YOU
<Keiron> Well, seeing as Fancia does not enjoy rampant furry sex (read: rape), I would be surprised to see her on Taps.
<Teialantis> o_O
<Fancia> :o
<Keiron> ;P
<Fancia> I do. ^.^
<Fancia> ...
<Fancia> *Horrible* timing.
<Fancia> I was referring to the "God" thing. ^.^;;;;
* Fancia blushes a dark red and flees the room
#8249
* IllIIIllI (yujnfr@24.66.112.129) has joined #suicide
<IllIIIllI> any slut attention whores here need a man to make themselves feel important let me know i can be that guy if you aren't ugly/fat
* IllIIIllI (yujnfr@24.66.112.129) has left #suicide
#33284
<tito> I CHOOSE YOU, GOATSECHU!
<tito> USE GIANT ANUS ATTACK
#8102
<glome> Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?!
<content> glome stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
<glome> Who me?!
<content> Yes you!
<glome> Couldn't be!
<content> Then WHO?!!
<glome> Woody stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
*** glome has been kicked by DrWoody (fuck you i didn't touch the motherfucking cookie, bitch)
#307308
Thurmond: I only know one Russian word
Thurmond: and it's the word for hedgehog
JBIC: I KNOW THREE WORDS
JBIC: Nyet
JBIC: Da
JBIC: Vodka
#305766
Cycron | the first thing i thought of when i heard that Japan moved several feet: "their GPS is totally messed up now"
Comment: irc.ecnet.org
#41098
<monertia> !list
<Maeg> Eggs
<Maeg> Milk
<Maeg> Toilet Paper
<Maeg> Soap
<Maeg> Beef
<Maeg> Toothpaste
Comment: #gigasquadteam on irc.quakenet.org
#2385
<Kazz> Are you coming on to me?
<Dregan> With a spelling change.
<Dregan> And perhaps without the 'to'.
#6578
<sE|PassePartouT`v> i can beat you like sgamer beats off
<sE|PassePartouT`v> and that's a lot
<sgamer> that is a lot, but i doubt you can
#50245
<JakQ> you know what's ironic?
<JakQ> breaking a pair of safety glasses and having the shards fly up and hit you in the face
#20239
* [GSF]Kiru flatlines during a hallucinatory sequence in space where he drinks lots of tea and discusses politics with a talking orange and a plank of wood
#50467
Nipya: I just produced award-winning television.
Nipya: we played smash brothers melee on the college tv station, with group commentary
#27949
<willo> so
<willo> this morning
<willo> this guy's driving up my ass on the road.
<willo> I didn't let him by
<willo> I get to work
<ogw-iii> that sounds painful
<willo> and it turns out to be the guy in the next cube
<willo> I'm trying to determine an appropriate beratement.
<willo> stoning?
<ogw-iii> "<willo> this guy's driving up my ass on the road."
<willo> you put that in bash.org and I'll hurt you.
*** willo is now known as HULK
<HULK> PUNY HUMAN!
<ogw-iii> how's about bash.cx?
#146969
<Trinexx> a GM was playing hide and seek with us, right?
<Trinexx> offering a massive prize to whoever found her first
<Trinexx> so I reported a bug
<Trinexx> she summoned me to her so I could explain
<Trinexx> I just grinned and said "Found ya."
<Armada> Did you win?
<Trinexx> No, she sapped me and kicked me off the server.
#653
<metio> is there a pirated site that ahs the newest version of linux
#31143
<Berzerker> i think i just farted at about 25 hz
#7110
<@Spider124> Gay ass homo, as opposed to "Hetero Ass homo"
#47730
(@Amnizu) SPECIAL
(@Amnizu) back me up
(@Special) tar cfz amnizu.tar.gz -C amnizu/ && mv amnizu.tar.gz /backups
Comment: irc.zirc.org #ZiRC
#11321
<Maggieamac> I pray for Osama Bin Laden everynight for him to give his life to Jesus
<dendr1te> I think he's given his life to Allah.
<Maggieamac> We'll see
<Maggieamac> But I pray for him everynight before I go to sleep
<Maggieamac> :)
<dendr1te> Geez, I feel bad. I usually just masturbate before I go to sleep.
<Maggieamac> It going to be ok
<Maggieamac> Tonight I'll pray for you
#38682
<Nikkou> Wait, is shit in that context a noun or a verb?
#159049
<Jeremy> I remember the first time one of my friends got stoned....it was fucking great. he thought he wasn't feeling it, and we were playing tekken tag. He's sitting there cussing because his remote's not working, then we look over and his right hand isn't on the controller, it's in the bag of popcorn.
<Jeremy> He was twitching his hand IN THE BAG like he was trying to hit buttons
<pariah> LMFAO.
<pariah> That is awesome.
<Jeremy> He ended up winning the match because I fell out of my chair laughing at him and couldn't stop
#51996
RossEdge: anyhoo
RossEdge: im going to bed
James: i am not
James: GoF will be done in
James: 56 minutes
James: MUST WATCH
James: assuming it isn't gay porn
RossEdge: if it IS gay porn?
James: oh man
James: good thing i am the shift-delete king
RossEdge: youre not gonna watch it anyway?
James: what? no
RossEdge: damn it james...we're never gonna get into a QDB with that mind of thinking
#43117
<greap> my laptop is starting to feel like home
<Shelly> Your laptop can cripple your fertility
<greap> it'd have to be pretty heavy to achieve that wouldn't it?
<Shelly> Nope
<greap> explain
<Shelly> The heat generated by the laptop (Around 107 °F) Is enough to kill sperm
<greap> ah well, I guess I can console myself with the fact that my laptop is way cooler than any kids I'd ever have