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#48046
<cmullet01> i am amazed at how many weird porn sites i get when searching for 'cambridge harvard "desk fan"'
#34484
<Unrelated> Does anyone know if its possible to asign RAM a phsyical address?
<Unrelated> so that I can effectively turn it into a virtual HDD?
<SlackDug> url ramdrive
<migas> - "ramdrive": http://www.broadbandnuts.com/index.php?page=ramdrive
<Unrelated> not the same though
<SlackDug> it's never the same as the real thing ;[
<Unrelated> I'm trying to find a way to install, and run, Win3.11 entirely in RAM
<everest> why?!
<Unrelated> shits and giggles
<everest> you need a girlfriend
<Unrelated> true as that may be
Comment: #geekissues
#57944
<@stunty> i gave my gf 100 bux to buy me a dvd play that played divx and xvid
<@stunty> she comes back with a small pink dvd player
<@stunty> and said she saved me 50 bux
#937
<QuoteSick> >:)
<QuoteSick> {:-)
<zantispam> :-{
<zantispam> ^^^ moustache
<zantispam> :-{>
<zantispam> ^^^ goatee
<acestus> {:-) ?
<acestus> Toupee?
<DigDug> >8)
<finkployd> :(-<(&) - not happy having a tapeworm
#302252
<Goose> Say alpha-Kenny-body out loud.
<Demii> GENIUS.
#29421
<_Ben> 2 kids. 7 and 8 for around 3 hours after school
<SeraphicMirth> those are good ages
<Frank> for cooking!
<Frank> i mean babysitting
#1350
<Sharkey> Man, I'm getting flashbacks from Renegade. Apparently when I was a kid I was so bored I made up little songs to go with the damned music and now it's all coming back to me.
<Sharkey> Nothing remarkable, though. Mostly just little ditties about killing myself.
#300358
<Fax> en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rapeseed
<Fax> because if you write nutrition information labels for a living you need to get your kicks from somewhere
<Fax> I'd totally do stuff like "Polyethylene Monosodium Carbonate (Vitamin A, Vitamin B4, Vitamin lol this doesn't even exist I just made it up...but let's see you eat it NOW. Man I can't believe you're even still reading this. Go outside.)"
<lolfighter> Vitamin lol DOES exist.
<lolfighter> It was an experimental food additive developed in the very late 70s.
<lolfighter> By the early 80s a few human experiments had been made.
<lolfighter> My mother was strapped for cash, so she participated.
<lolfighter> She didn't know she was pregnant at the time.
<lolfighter> I was the result.
<lolfighter> The records were sealed after that and all research abandoned.
#20350
LinkDJ: hey, you might be able to help me out here
LinkDJ: Where might a brother be able to be alone with his ho?
UH60SO: The Matrix
LinkDJ: Thanks. When my balls fall off, I'll give you one.
#26286
I like 2eat tape: when i was in 4 th grade there was this awesome 5 grader matthew podawski, i rememeber, and he used to ride his bike to school and mis match socks and and i really wanted to be his friend but he was so weird and he thanked me for the offer but was like "one friend in the world is enough" he then transfered schools
#1931
<luciddrms> boy irc is like a common link to everything fucked up on the internet
#294981
<darkeLite> hmm
<darkeLite> what's another good search engine
<AtUnionWithKi> google it
#14596
<+pfk-serv> your married...thats interesting....your constantly downloading porn...i figure you were just like the rest of us...perverts
#2216
--- Topic for #celebs-n-models is <@YoGuRT_> beer just had his first Duck Job..how ya feel? <@Beercaps> same as before
<Digested> heh
<Digested> wtf is a duckjob?
<Beercaps> its bj from julia roberts
#3680
<mightyflo> i still want the milli vanilli cd
<mightyflo> the only place i've seen it is a smoky as hell pool hall
<scummo> Dr Q's.
<scummo> I go there specifically to play that entire CD all the time!!!
<scummo> And the best part is, all the people there never get that I was the one who put it on
<scummo> So they always strike up conversation like "Haha.. I wonder who the faggot who put this shit on was.."
<scummo> especially when I had the whole long-haired rocker image
#996
<Pioneer`> _raven: you couldnt configure a toilet
#8887
<GoodScrat> how's the humanoid with the wet crotch doing?
<Zygote-> and hill billy slang
<Zygote-> haha
<Zygote-> you mean my wife?
#37252
(Deranged): Bah, working without a day off screws up the week.. I don't know what day is what.
(Syntax): Weds
(Syntax): I think
(Deranged): Is it?
(Syntax): See that little thing in the bottom right corner of the screen?
(Syntax): With numbers on it?
(Deranged): the time?
(Syntax): Hover your mouse over it
(Deranged): tuesday
(Syntax): Wow
(Deranged): Cool, I didn't know it did that.
(Deranged): :/
#7884
<Kamz> ur a freak chika - go pig hunting or something
<cHIKa`> I do pig hunt
<cHIKa`> Your mummas to fast these days
#35898
daito+> it's bad
daito+> when a girl calls me
daito+> and i don't pick it up
daito+> cause i don't feel like having sex today
Sephiroso> is she ugly
white_0men> nah
daito+> no she is hot.
white_0men> wtf
daito+> and i've slept with her
white_0men> don't feel like having sex
daito+> i just don't feel like doing much
daito+> there is this discovery channel show on the bermuda triangle on at 9
daito+> and i wanna drink coffee and watch that
#2041
<Mr_Durden> no wonder superman's ship is powered by the only thing that can kill him
<Mr_Durden> it was designed by a canadian
#309908
<Sebas> When I have a kid, on his eleventh birthday, I will arrange for a trained owl to deliver a letter to them. They will break the wax seal with a trembling hand, open the hand-crafted parchment, and read the words inscribed therein with a fine ink and an eagle quill:
<Sebas> "Magic isn't real, dumbass."
<Milori> 'ur adopted'
<Milori> this owl will now self-destruct in 5...
#21391
<Waffles111> does "nihon ni sukimashita" bean "I have arrived in Japan"?
<Waffles111> oh, nevermind
<Waffles111> it was "tsukimashita"
<Cap`nRatboy> it means "jesus, theres tentacles in holes i didnt even know i had."
#37983
[steven] where were you
[Mediator] first time I played doom it gave me a 3 hour seazure
[Mediator] I've been in the hospitle
#4133
<TURBOMEAT> arguing over musical taste is pointless, really
<ScumDog> pretty much
<TURBOMEAT> it's subjective
<mightyflo> not when you have ops. :)