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#15710
<Stemish> "How many NOC staff does it take it screw in a light bulb?"
<PetrDoubt> 500 to send the outage notices to nocstaff, 14 managers to
escalate it to client services and back, and one to change it.
#31209
<matt> mang
<matt> i gotta send some logs down stream
<matt> but my roommate just got in the shower
<markus> so go stank up the bathroom
<matt> i assume the door is locked
<markus> just push it under the door then
#3377
[20:21] <Wabajape> how many gbas did you buy?
[20:21] <KidHype> 2
[20:22] <KidHype> his and hers
[20:22] <Wabajape> none for the kids?
[20:22] <KidHype> we are the kids
#3076
<foolsCAP> how much is an abortion? i want to get my girlfriend a gift certificate for one for valentines day
#300780
gAmmA: Olivia Munn is single
gAmmA: I'm going to California
Axoren: No you're not.
Axoren: You're gonna google her and jack off.
#6578
<sE|PassePartouT`v> i can beat you like sgamer beats off
<sE|PassePartouT`v> and that's a lot
<sgamer> that is a lot, but i doubt you can
#101951
<michael__> can someone help me with my internet coennection
<Khrajin> michael__: I assure you it is working.
Comment: #ubuntu
#21158
<webby> anyone else noticed an emergent trend where people deliberately say 'teh' instead of 'the'?
<webby> trust the internet to make a profoundly fucking dumb typo cool
#84998
<CtrlAltDestroy> Here is my impression of Wikipedia.
<CtrlAltDestroy> "There are five fingers on the human hand [citation needed]"
#14175
<Adiemus> what country is .mk
<B|1nD> mexiko
#101437
<Asuka_Aogiri> I mean, when I pet my cat while she's in heat, I think to myself 'This is the closest I'll get to touching a horny female in my entire life...cool.'
<Shinra> You stroked that hot pussy, eh?
<Josh_Aogiri> ...that's the most disturbing thing you've ever said.
<Asuka_Aogiri> Totally.
#17907
<George> : Walmart is selling Linux boxes now.
<George> : Onward and upward.
<George> : Once you get them in the Walmart's, Cosco's, and K-Mart's, world domination is near.
<3hreeD> : yeah george but there's only so much you can do with those linux boxes
<George> : Yeah, like run the net.
#27182
<peekaboo> age?
<teethgrinder> i'm strong
<teethgrinder> 28 years old
<peekaboo> virg?
<peekaboo> plz say no
<teethgrinder> haha, no
<teethgrinder> aquarius
#1701
<Camo> tress, how do I make a program that makes the cd spin really fast and does't stop and if you open the cdrom drive, the cd flies out and cuts your throat?
#28739
<+n0th1ng> after sex like 3 times a day with a girl, jacking off is really gay
<xcp> no, having sex with a guy is gay
#297312
<@FlopSter> sometimes i wonder what type of product research one does when manufacturing love dolls
#22013
* dm` has quit IRC (Quit: There is no place like 127.0.0.1)
<HAW> which is sadder?
<HAW> That dm` has a quote from bash.org in his quit message
<HAW> or that I recognise it as being so?
#34508
<Shinigami> Why is the company your dad started AMARK?
<AgentKill> Mark as in Markoff - our last name - and he added the 'A' to the beginning so he could be first in the phone book.
<Ark-Templarius> Father.. son.. gene pool needs more chlorine..
#1851
<skmt> efnet is to a computer nerd what cigarettes are to a heroin addict.
<Digamy> i don't get it
<skmt> Digamy, if you ever come off of a hard-core drug addiction, you will find yourself addicted to cigarettes instead.
<Digamy> oh
* Digamy adds shooting up to his to-do list
#20781
<psytek> i'm a bash.org virgin
<fook> you've just been penetrated.
#9205
<[empathy]> i found out the other day that i was in the local newspaper
<[empathy]> under a title along the lines of 'new station security cameras paying off
#7997
<@mewse> man i had this new jacket for like 3 days before i got puke on it
<@mewse> that must be some sort of record
#238597
syberghos : Wives are like video games; they're lots of fun to play with, but it's all over once you beat them.
#28484
<IONIZE> asl sta_hi
<sta_hi> no, cable modem.
#52131
<Freddie> I think you have sand in your vagina
<DJ_Yami> wtf is a vagina
Comment: #atthepark on etg