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#35728
<@Jon> the transition from broadband to dialup it's like driving a corvette, then having both your legs broken and being told to walk.
#6096
<#seattle/sisSoul> navy guys are fat ugly and squatty
<#seattle/yoplait> girls just like the title 'able seaman'
#28694
<EvilSpork> nah
<EvilSpork> the drug wars are all long gone
<EvilSpork> that shit stopped back in the 80s
<triple6> yeah, the drugs won. :)
Comment: EvilSpork lives in Miami
#228
<Guilty> Nov 27 23:45:02 Box1 MormonGuard[20721]: Mormons be tryin' to break into y0 system!
<Guilty> Thank god for you MormonGuard
#232309
<Jenny> Wrath comes out on my birthday :3
<Cerbis_Latran> yay
<Jenny> it's like Blizz are saying "happy birthday Jenny"
<Jenny> "have a piece of crap that crashes every ten minutes until it gets patched in three months"
<Jenny> "that'll be 30 euro"
#7691
*** OpsuPup has joined #Aussie-Warez
<OpsuPup> fap fapping fap
<OutLore> indeed
<OutLore> howd you guess?
<OutLore> i mean nothing.
<OpsuPup> i can hear you from mornington dude
<OpsuPup> the walls are shaking
* OutLore blushes
#46195
* Now talking in #abuse&healing
* Topic is ' ( http://www.freewebs.com/abuse-and-healing/ )'
* Set by X on Sat Jul 09 21:04:47
<KenshinK> I have been abused
<KenshinK> by Jesus
<KenshinK> he touched me
<bluedaisy> thats inappropriate KenshinK
<KenshinK> I know, he should have asked first
Comment: Don't trust Jesus, he likes to fondle people
#151230
<LSnK> Defrag is one of those programs that gets more and more shit with each version of Windows.
<LSnK> 98: Real time view, you can see what it's doing and might even learn something.
<LSnK> XP: Boring line.
<LSnK> Vista: Never used it
<LSnK> I'm guessing it doesn't show anything at all.
<Falc> It's just a spinning disk.
<Falc> If Microsoft made cars you'd have a 'Hit speed limit light'
<Falc> As opposed to a conventional speedometer.
#54787
<irokie> be there any other interesting channels on this network?
<maff> #bearcave
<sxh> #bearcave
<jestuh> #bearcave
<Nades> #bearcave
<Thuryn> #bearcave
#31926
<anamexis> oh man
<anamexis> I was opening a coke, right
--> Beefpile (~mbeefpile@cloaked.wi.rr.com) has joined #themacmind
<anamexis> and it exploded
<anamexis> ALMOST all over my keyboard
<anamexis> but I got it away just in time
<-- Beefpile has quit (sick fuckers)
<anamexis> :<
#11226
<CactusEarl> any of you want to kill my alegbra teacher, he hates me
<CactusEarl> he thinks im going to shoot him
<CactusEarl> "oh my lord earl why does your quiz paper say im gonna kill you mister rose"
#24572
<ShadowRage> I woke up this morning and thought I was a carrot :(
#310234
<@Slime_Master> I hear damn near all of the wildlife in Australia wants to kill humans
<@Slime_Master> even something as cute as Koalas
<@Xenesis> Koalas are gross and mean.
<@Xenesis> Anyone who thinks koalas are cute has never heard them fuck.
<@Slime_Master> O_O
<@Alex_Lykos> .....
<@Slime_Master> I don't think that's an image I need in my head right now
<@Alex_Lykos> as if i would want to know why you watched koalas fuck
<@Xenesis> Watched? No.
<@Xenesis> Heard from hundreds of metres away? Yes.
#211206
<Hxdor> k so
<Hxdor> i go and wake up and decide to wack one off..
<Hxdor> so my dad comes RUNNING INTO MY ROOM
<Hxdor> "OMG SOMEONES HACKING MY EMAIL"
<Hxdor> and
<Hxdor> "ARE YOU DOING IT?!"
<Hxdor> im like ".......oh. fuck."
<Hxdor> and i said "... dad, could you please go upstairs and wait anohter 2 mins please?"
<Hxdor> "are you hacking my email"
<Hxdor> and finally I said
<Hxdor> "dad, I'm jerking off here. how do you fucking expect me to hack your email while I watch porno and have my dick in one hand"
<Hxdor> he leaves
#42200
<FuzLogic> I never did figure out how to open the damn doors on the landing boats.
<mirth> "how i survived normandy" by FuzLogic
#47186
‹@Cougar› i g2g ttyl boys and girls
...
‹@Thar|gone› i hate it if people say bye and dont leave nor change nicks... it feels like someone in person says bye and then just continues standing there, or goes to sit down in front of you to read a book.. its awkard
‹@chapel› I hate it when people change their nick to say they are gone, but are still around chatting
*** Thar|gone changed nick to Thargore
‹@Thargore› ohhh, touché
#48078
<Ginman> im against picketing, but i dont know how to show it
Comment: #wpi
#118709
<ChuckD> i see Tab in movies alot
<ChuckD> i demand an explination
<ChuckD> i dont see tab anywhere
<Towwb> Tab went to the same place as No Fear and sneakers with lights in them
<Towwb> MC Hammer's there too, not being touched
#2015
<Digested> cool :)
<Digested> you have a gf that knows how to download mp3s
<madog> ya
<madog> and email
<qvr> That's nothing.. I had this goldfish....
#8825
*dpk* man, i need to start taking cocaine.
*dpk* i keep getting winded waling up stairs
*necroid* you should just start smoking
*necroid* it'll make it worse, but at least you'll have an excuse
#14746
<|dxb|-XeS`006-> i have a nuclear bomb
<Mercury}W{> I bet its in your pants too.
<ONP-Trugoy> great now this channel is being monitored by the gov't
#9915
<Jag> I think I'm going to print out the Kama Sutra and label it "TFM" so I can leave it laying around work.
<Jag> Not really, but it would be terribly amusing
<ender> Jag: ROFL!
* ender ponders what the lotus position has to do with X tunneling, but honestly, after reading TFM for a couple minutes, all of a sudden I don't really care about X tunneling....
<Jag> Ahh, here's the section on tunnels... oh my.....
#42576
<+vacuumo> I get nickalerted when people say anything containing 'vac'
<+Svip> I like vacpie.
<+Moto> I vacuumed my house today
<Goodfella> ass vac
<+Moto> Hey, have any of your steam accounts got vac'd yet?
<+EmSixTeen> Shake n' Vac
<&Segosa> vaca = cow in spanish.
<+Steven> packer vac
<+Rotten> i wanna go on vacation soon \:
<Goodfella> I got vac shit
<+Svip> You just had to say it, vacuumo?
#9357
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<[DeViL]Man> hi bad girl
<[DeViL]Man> just how bad are you?
<bad-_-girl> vey bad
<bad-_-girl> very bad
<[DeViL]Man> bad at spelling? or something else?
#6042
<Ichiro51> LOL I remember picking up this chick at a bar several years ago .. we went back to her place, she asks me if I minded if she "made herself at home" .. I said no, so she took her teeth out and blew me.