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#2753
<vman_> wow
<vman_> 2 iranians in here
<vman_> amazing
<vman_> IM NOT A MINORITY ANYMORE U STUPID FUCKS
<vman_> HAHA!
#309833
<heddwch> brb, taking out the trash as my moment of productivity for the day
#50350
<@CFX> no
<@CFX> I'm not into zoophilia
<@CFX> leave that for Daz
<@CFX> and his walruses
<Dazzy> ....
<Dazzy> MANATEES dammit!
#976
<digdug> wow
<digdug> did you ever wake up and feel like you've accidentally managed to get yourself into another dimension?
<digdug> it's one of those days...
<tokage> try /nick DigDug
<tokage> that'll probably fix it
#7056
<Dracleath> You know, its disturbing how much the frosting for dominos cinnamon sticks looks like semen
#12290
<DMA57361> my sister has a theory about ppl called dave . . .
<DMA57361> every company everywhere has a least 1 person called "Dave"
<DMA57361> phone up a random company, ask for "Dave" and there will be one
#68259
<mrk_mat> I am BRILLIANT
<mrk_mat> found the loophole I needed to get what I wanted done
<d4_teh_gr8> "it aint cheatin if she's your cousin"?
#7433
<Undine> To celebrate football fan twattishness, Birmingham will once again shut down.
<Undine> Because of the fracas of the last match, twats climbing onto bus roofs as they waited in traffic.
<Undine> The routes around the major bars will be shut.
* Hawx imagines Birmingham "shutting down"...
<Hawx> Like Christmas lights going off...
<Hawx> "It is now safe to turn off your Birmingham"
#298784
<Triented> Let's make a movie that's the same feel of Oceans 11.
<Triented> Except instead of us breaking into a casino to steal cash...
<Triented> We'll break into Dynamix's abandoned office building to steal the Starsiege Tribes Source Code.
Comment: TRIBES FOREVER
#301132
Meudi: Dude, I think I fell asleep
CSpatriot: Why do you think that?
Meudi: Because I woke up
#6912
<pvx> why do these psycho's always msg my bot?
<xf> Because that is what psychos do.
<MenTaLguY> more to the point, why do a majority of them seem to be from Brazil?
<xf> Because that is where psychos live.
#376
*** ^o_0^ sets mode: +o ^0_o^
#2292
<brase_one> anyone have kemetic suns - stop the world = free leech to my ftp site
<MiNdizzle> that's the weirdest math equation i've seen
#16913
<Stemish> my 450Mhz celeron built world in 1:40:18.95
<Stemish> my dual 500MHz celeron built world in 1:44:47.17
<Stemish> what is wrong with this picture?
<todd> There's no naked chicks in it?
<Stemish> well, that too
#152145
<jaminkle> my friends asked me out to a club last night
<jaminkle> and i said ill go if they are going to play good music
<jaminkle> they were like yeah its trance night so i was like ok sweet
<Wabbit98> and it was gay music?
<jaminkle> we walk in there and it was 80's night and Rick Astley was playing
<jaminkle> i got fucking rick rolled!
#122028
[Katami] I was little and my dads friends dog always tried to hump me and he told me to stroke the red rocket to make him stop
[Katami] and I did
[Katami] Then they all laughed at me for ages
[Katami] v.v
[Katami] I'm from alabama
[Katami] Further more, it was a lie
[Katami] That dog would not leave me alone for shit after that
#9363
<[DeViL]PsYcHo> it'll be lonely this christmas, without you to hold
<[DeViL]Chufty> psycho you getting circumsized for christmas?!
#7797
<Linguica> it would be funny if i got a serious death threat
<Linguica> wtf
<Linguica> wait a minute
<Linguica> <Linguica> it would be funny if i got a serious death threat
<Linguica> no it wouldnt
#52807
(@K) patches to 1.1
(TurboDttL) I'm a pirate so I use iPatches
#9099
<UTF-Xanieth> damnit
<UTF-Xanieth> im gonna have to lube up this space bar
<UTF-Low_on_Life> :o
<UTF-Xanieth> EmptyStare, you got some of that astrolube your bro uses?
#25462
<VgameT> hahahaha, aol just froze
<Mooseka> VGAME THAT'S LIKE SAYING DROWNING VICTIMS ARE WET
#37751
<Fuzzi-Fox> Mox: us gay guys have a high council we report to monthly, for every full conversion, we get a toaster.. you ever wondered why most gay guys homes -always- have a toaster with bagel smart (tm)?
<Jamorum> Wow...Damn...I'm straight and I want a toaster...*pouts*
Comment: #LiveYiff
#107607
<TLC> My friend went in for an op on his hand, and they sent him for a shower and to put these paper pants and a gown on.
<TLC> Wondering what that piece of string on the pants was as he struggled to get them on, suddenly a nurse burst in
<TLC> trying to hide his modesty he realised that that bit of string he thought was either on the pants or the gown was the emergency pull cord
#43267
<mindspillage> I once lost a book of Tolkien songs set to music from my H.S. library. (ANd I thought the musical settings sucked, too.) SO I paid the value of the book to the library. Several months later I found it -- shortly after LoTR came out -- and made five times what I paid selling it on eBay.
<mindspillage> I swear, I am not a bad person, and I didn't plan that.
Comment: #wikipedia
#2121
*** atnnn (atnnn@hv-hs-37-38.aei.ca) has joined #winprog
<atnnn> hi
<atnnn> what is the code for "+" on WM_KEYDOWN
<Wy4tt> VK_RTM
<atnnn> and minus?
<Wy4tt> VK_RTFM
<atnnn> i can't find it