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#31547
<DimaV> WHO KICKED?
<SteveB> me :)
<DimaV> dude
<DimaV> my parents were in the room
<SteveB> so what?
<DimaV> and i had bukkake pics behind this window
<DimaV> when u kicked, this window closed for 5 sec and bukkake pics were out for everyone in the room to see.
#49670
Crumplella: visible light is split up into diff colours
Crumplella: called the somethin spectrum
h00py: lol
Crumplella: i learnd this in biology
Shuma: its the sinclair spectrum
Shuma: i think..
#294943
<freyja> lmao a friend of mine sent me a link to a discussion on an icelandic forum for women
<freyja> this one is talking about her msn buddy, who said he just met Izzy Stradlin and Steven Adler (whoever they are), and wanted to show her on webcam the merchandise he got autographed and stuff
<edkletz> They were in Guns'N'Roses
<freyja> so she gets really excited, wants to see it, accepts the webcam, and there he sits naked with a huge boner and no souvenirs
<edkletz> "Surprise!"
<freyja> yeah surprise lol
<edkletz> Hey, wanna see my webcam?
<freyja> NO
#302875
<ddkt78> whats the word for the state of ignoring something, like facts and stuff?
<noodles_rock> Ignorance?
<ddkt78> no can't be it...
#2123
<CoderMan> kritical, you are dumber than a dead rock
<matts> dead rock
<matts> umm
<matts> CoderMan news flash
<matts> rocks can't live
<matts> :\
#49451
<kulprits> wats te best way to test if a video card is faulty
<SoundLove> look at the monitor.
#2396
(`zero) ,__ FISH RULE AT DICKSUCKING
(`zero) | `'. / BECAUSE WE DON'T HAVE
(`zero) __ |`-._/_.:---`-.._ / TO STOP TO BREATHE
(`zero) \='. _/..--'`__ `'-._
(`zero) \- '-.--"` === / o `',
(`zero) )= ( .--_ | _.' (HURF DUH GILLS)
(`zero) /_=.'-._ {=_-_ | .--`-.
(`zero) /_.' `\`'-._ '-= \ _.'
(`zero) jgs ) _.-'`'-.. _..-'`
(`zero) /_.' `/";';`|
(`zero) \` .'/
#303707
<@michael`> she dated around, but then she started dating a guy i think she dug quite a bit
<@michael`> but around 22-23, schizophrenia onset
<@michael`> and he ended his life
<@Rjx> did he try to get treatment?
<@michael`> no
<@michael`> he thought people were tricking him
<@michael`> that nothing was actually wrong
<@michael`> and that his paranoia was rational
<@Rjx> well
<@Rjx> if he'd been admitted to a hospital where they watched him 24/7 and force-fed him drugs that made him fat and stupid
<@Rjx> he would've seen how wrong his paranoia was
Comment: #geekissues
#6791
<Kelly> i know a guy who was so facinated w/ tits he take two condoms, fills them w/ water, ties them together, slings them over his shoulders and wears them in a bra
<crazym> Kelly: you need to get out less.
<Kelly> heh!
#2721
<MiddleSF2> wow 80 people eh? I thought irc would be closed on x-mas eve ^_^
#72
<reptile-> The first time hypr opened a box of Cheerios and looked inside he yelled, "OH WOW! DONUT SEEDS!"
<hypr> wtf are donut seeds
#15046
<Gazhag> black ice defender is a good defender program, much better than firewall.
<Dzarg> lol :)))
<Dzarg> I could almost make that my quit message.
<Gazhag> oh, what's so funny in that? It's better than firewall, isn't it?
#121898
<+twk3V`Hucky[hbfs]> I have a ritual called 'terminator'. I crouch in the shower in the "naked terminator" pose. With eyes closed I crouch for a minute and visualize either Arnie or the guy from the 2nd movie. I then start to hum the T2 theme. Slowly I rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me get through my day. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It sorta ruins the fantasy.
#7244
<Grum_Trivia> shithead1 has won 50 in a row!! Total Points this WEEK: 22347 & this MONTH: 34899
<Shithead1> I am fucking tired of trivia
<Grumman> imagine that
#4801
<Amanda> Oh yeah, a thug did his commemorative speech on "P Diddy" today
<kisama_> fuck thugs
<kisama_> thugs will amount to shit later
<kisama_> there's a bunch of thugs here taking CISCO NETWORKING CERTIFICATION courses
<kisama_> they are all "YEAH MAN I'M GONNA MAKE 80K COMING RIGHT OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL MAN!"
#21072
<eva> hey when will i be able to buy the matrix phone
<eva> cause i am definetly buying that
<Potrod> What's the matrix phone?
<NuttO> It's an ugly piece of shit made by Samsung
<Potrod> What does it look like?
<NuttO> Imagine a brick, now keep imagining a brick and call it a phone.
<eva> whatever dudes, youll all be green with jealousy from all that matrix code running down your face while i clik it open and ask my mom to borrow the car
#2338
* snag giggles
<eldee> for a fat guy you giggle alot
<eldee> or are you misspelling jiggle?
#59388
night: which i uh yeah just quit my job........
night: i started to work today
night: and i was just like fuck this
#29939
<ckjesusx> reppy poses as a elementary school crossing guard
<ckjesusx> only the other side of the street is the back of his van
#13876
<@Beramode> nall?
<+Nall> Huh?
<@Beramode> are you outside my apartment?
<@Beramode> it sounds like someone's raping a duck out there, but i don't wanna look, so i had to ask.
<+Nall> ...Are you room 7F?
<@Beramode> maybe..
<@Beramode> are you raping a duck?
<+Nall> maybe..
#33191
<Uranus> VFGBI|Space-Monkey: lemonparty.org is down? well, that just goes to show you how little you know of the net, you can just check out the google cache here and OH MY GOD THE HORRAR
#2292
<brase_one> anyone have kemetic suns - stop the world = free leech to my ftp site
<MiNdizzle> that's the weirdest math equation i've seen
#2339
<[noam]> you know, i just came to a conclusion
<ryo-ohki> Really? I just came to some porno.
#3684
<dodgey> my g/f somtimes talks to me in html code
<dodgey> quite cute... eheh
<dodgey> like i go to bed the other night, she sais
<dodgey> actually, what did she say
#39580
<+Brad> fuck
<+Brad> brb, anxiety attack
<@lat> lol
<@lat> last time brad had one of these
<@lat> the doctor said his first one was a warning
<@lat> and the next could possibly kill him
<fone> i hope to fuck that 'lol' you typed was a typo for "oh my god"