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#806
<Snots> If someone don't send me a rom I'll use ping!
#142279
<evilways> shit
<evilways> i was just opening a package of bottled water... sawing it open with a knife
<evilways> i got distracted and wasn't paying attention to what i was cutting
<evilways> what the fuck am i going to do with six bottles of water with the tops cut off
#31344
<n0te> the reason i can irc is simple
<n0te> my boss has any <> any in the firewall
<n0te> so i put a proxy on his pc :D
#302276
<skudmunky> the op to peon ratio sucks
<skudmunky> we need more peons
*** Rusty sets mode -o on skudmunky
Comment: #the129
#57705
<apeiron> Chewie[]: all four of my grandparents died because of cancer
<incarnadine> YOU HAD 4 GRANDPARENTS!??!
<incarnadine> er... wait
<incarnadine> nevermind
#10162
<Gygaxis> hitler: NO FAIR!!! ENGLANDS WALLHACKING!!!!1
#20164
<KJ> I was in a shop in Britain, when an American tourist in front of me tried to pay for something in US dollars. The shop keeper politely told her that this was Britain, and you can't use U.S. dollars here. The lady replied... "But I had no problems in other third world countries"
#11339
(NOTE: The URLs were coloured out with IRC colours, or something ^_^)
<@Saiko> Hello #sqrxz my name is Claudia, I have 36D tits and I am very horny. You can read more about me HERE ----> ( http://goatse.cx http://goatse.cx ) and i also have some nude pictures of me! I also talk about when I had oral sex with my roomate. I'm only 17 and I'm very lonely, pls cum and chat with me!
<@Zinco> Who would be retarded enough to click on a link they could not see?
<Loco-san> HOLY CRAP WHAT IS THAT!!!!!!
#56160
<ddrfreak> 58 points
<ddrfreak> 7 deaths
<ddrfreak> I AM A FUCKIN MACHINE!
<yeats> You killed 7 people during sex?
#34698
[dandyd]: gah... STUPID PEOPLE!!!
[dandyd]: i set my msn status to on phone, and 4 ppl start up convos asking who im tlking to
[dandyd]: the whole point is so they dont hassle me when im on the phone ffs
[fc9k]: did you tell them you were having phonesex?
Comment: #tekheads (Quakenet)
#54062
<frew> I hate it when people don't spell or adhere to proper rules of grammar on the Internet...
<frew> Why can't one take an extra two seconds to proofread?
<frew> It's not like your reading an essay...
*** frew has been kicked by fr_gment (Your = Possessive pronoun; You're = Contraction of "You Are.")
#4680
<Raize> can you guys see what I type?
<vecna> no, raize
<Raize> How do I set it up so you can see it?
#8278
<the__man> does anyone know if any brothel is open at this hour? i need some action right away
<+Octane> the__man: you've been blessed with two hands and ten fingers. go figure it out.
#27366
<Tarod> I feel sorry for guys that work in real fudge packing plants.
#38676
<utopian> what's a corny pick up line to pull on a hot asian chick with a quakecon t-shirt
<Moridin_> does this smell like chloroform to you?
Comment: #geekissues
#40926
<Jism> Ark, remember that quote you submitted about me falling through the window naked?
<Jism> you fucker it got approved
<Ark> lol
<Ark> could of been worse, like the one where your girlfriend was going down on you as you release this dirty, smelly wet fart and she threw up all over your genitals then you kneed her in the face accidentally giving her a blood nose
<Jism> you're just lucky we're good friends and no bastard saw that
*** stealth7 (stealth@opers.sadhat.org) has joined #linux
<stealth7> lol qdb.us
*** stealth7 (stealth@opers.sadhat.org) has left #linux
Comment: I take it Jism and Ark forgot about the new Log module our channel service has
#295702
Bouch: whats a gargleborg?
Shivers: thats what you get when you let nanites loose in a jar of mouthwash.
#36305
<Volrath> heya stumble
<Volrath> long time no see
<Volrath> how;s the vodka :P
<stumble> heya
<stumble> dunno not drunk it in ages :P
<stumble> hows the pot?
<stumble> :P
<Volrath> dunno
<Volrath> haven't smoked in a week
<Volrath> and 2 days
<Volrath> DAMN
<Volrath> wtf happend to us
<Volrath> we became boring :/
Comment: +Having a real life fucks up your drug abuse!
#3105
<NinjaRyu> I remember in sex ed in the 10th grade someone actually asked whether the "pull-out" method was effective birth control
#309421
<luz> i'm dizzy and it hurts to breathe
<LAMMJohnson> luz: Lay down and stop breathing
#13018
<Effyis> oh crap...
<Effyis> i just dropped the dip on the floor
<gleep> Oh, well. Someone help KarbonCopy back up.
<KarbonCopy> me back up?
<KarbonCopy> what?
<KarbonCopy> HEY!
#39171
<testing> asl
<Kangie> ?
<Kangie> no, 56k
#14382
<Kharn> D'ya think colouring my eye ball with a permanent marker will hurt?
#58450
<Jamie_M> my first concussion was from a giant black guy hurling me across the room
<Jamie_M> note to you all: Dont play power rangers with giant black guys
#33992
<Calmino> my father purchased a mule
<leah^-^> heh
<Jagfire> this is me caring: asdfgh123
<Jagfire> this is me not caring: zxcvbn321
<Jagfire> and this is me right now: zxcvbn321