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#140454
<1moreplz> having sex during a thunderstorm rocks. you can pretent you're taking part in the conception of the antichrist
#25648
<davidc> did you know this year in #lost
<davidc> the word 'i' has been said 27407 times
<davidc> but capitalized 'I' only 2613
<davidc> we're all lazy and illerate
<davidc> illiterate
<davidc> proved my own point there
#6314
<GnarlyBob> I mean how could *anyone* have been surprised when Rob Halford came out of the closet?
<M0rph13> I was damnit :)
<GnarlyBob> He could be a stunt double for one of the Village People
#19076
<Seaker> I just ate supper and then puked it up straight away, does that mean I'm balemic or whatever?
<Safire> Could be, you seen a doctor about it?
<Seaker> Wait, it was McDonalds.. does it still count.
<Safire> Oh ok no I think that's normal
#691
<wankel> Apr 16 17:43:34 mankind.boredom.org ftpd[9720]: zirconium (bogus) LOGIN FAILED [from cv796573-a.hcksvle1.ny.home.com]
<wankel> Apr 16 17:43:34 mankind.boredom.org ftpd[9722]: zoology (bogus) LOGIN FAILED [from cv796573-a.hcksvle1.ny.home.com]
<wankel> Apr 16 17:43:34 mankind.boredom.org ftpd[9721]: zoo (bogus) LOGIN FAILED [from cv796573-a.hcksvle1.ny.home.com]
<wankel> Apr 16 17:43:34 mankind.boredom.org ftpd[9723]: zoom (bogus) LOGIN FAILED [from cv796573-a.hcksvle1.ny.home.com]
<wankel> Apr 16 17:43:34 mankind.boredom.org ftpd[9724]: zooplankton (bogus) LOGIN FAILED [from cv796573-a.hcksvle1.ny.home.com]
<wankel> WHOA SHIT
<mendel> someone tell that luser that dictionary attacks refer to the PASSWORD part.
<wankel> christ, 2000 lines back and he was only in w's :)
<wankel> mankind:~ % grep LOGIN FAILED /var/log/messages | wc -l
<wankel> 8923
#7276
( Fuzzy ) like flicking through his images dir
( Lev ) oh i thought you said "licking"
( Lev ) how peculiar
( Teddy ) Lev: is there something on your mind?
( Teddy ) you seem a little pre-occupied...
( Lev ) wouldn't you lick to find out
#31294
* majestik watched 21 grams
<Haywire22> Of what?
#36459
<cynic> Post something on my forums dammit
<cynic> I mean hi
<cynic> <_<;
<ancsik> if you say a common typo i will kill you
#25625
* Xian just heard a loud bang out side
<Xian> OMG
<Xian> THe pizza boy hit our car!
<Valv|tuba> WHAT?
<Boko> Is the pizza okay!?!?
#294948
Mom: thanks to your status message, you can say good nite to the internet
*** Auto-response sent to Mom: I'm busy because my mom's being a nazi. Sieg Heil.
#7017
<Ac3d> i guess this isn't TOO bad..i mean it could be worse...
<Ac3d> I only have to re-install my modem everytime i want to get on the net
#39075
<CrazyCoot> i wonder how you can tell if you have stopped growing
<finn> CrazyCoot, give it up... he won't get any bigger
#6704
<Expresso> I don't play alot of first persons hooters
#16438
<^bat-sai> i once went to lismore
<^bat-sai> for a baseball competition
<^bat-sai> when i was 13
<^bat-sai> i was mocked
<^bat-sai> because i was the only one who thought we were there to play baseball on the snes
#7179
<morientes> some fucker just played a trick on me.. i was sitting in the couch.. well all of a sudden my jocks feel like their going up my ass crack... i try to pull out the wedge.. most pain i've ever felt... someone put chewy in my jocks and my ass hairs are all stuck together.. stuck to my jocks.. i dont fucking believe this shit
#300852
<ranc0r> IT Rule: When Symantec buys a product, it goes to shit.
#19193
<Shinj> I'm more of a sexual, er... Monkey.
<Shinj> I'm not sure why, I just like monkeys.
#305331
<@swight> I walked by someone's office a few minutes ago
<@swight> her name was
<@swight> Anita Doody
<@swight> sounds like a kid asking to go to the bathroom
<@swight> I saw it, said it twice in my head, and barely made it out to the hall before cracking up
<@swight> I'm such a child :)
<@Rjx> hahah
<@Rjx> I'm keeping that one to use as a fake name
Comment: #geekissues@efnet
#102982
<Crab> is it 2007 or 2008?
<Joshwang> 07
<Crab> k
<Crab> I AM IN TOUCH WITH REALITY
#38285
--- gunk has changed the topic to: #mnf - simon: apparently butterscotch + baileys' is called a "cocksucking cowboy".
<freude> ...
<gunk> http://www.google.com/search?q=cocksucking+cowboy if you don't believe me.
<freude> sif i'm searching for that :p
#17390
<@Afterglow> what's the point of irc anyway
<@Afterglow> everyone idles
< destruct> the "point" is that if you take the third word spoken on the second tuesday of every month of the the third person down in each channel you visit on irc, they will form a description of the path to the lost city of atlantis
#45562
Gluctotion: ive determined that tis was just a shakespearian typo
#8364
<dn> i'm not sure i could ever endure a d&d session, i'd fall asleep
<Valvados> Not if its a DnD orgy
<Valvados> WHOOHOO, I ROLLED A NATURAL 20! THE PALADIN HAS TO TAKE OFF HIS LOINCLOTH
#6443
<signine> "PIPE YOUR OUTPUT THROUGH THAT, BITCH!"
<far_call> "you can stick that in your pipe and awk it"
#44618
<looksofat>I sent my mom out for food 3 hours ago
<looksofat> stupid mom eating world