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#36475
<SocialMadClown> and your a wife-beater
<Mayseth> I don't even have a wife
<Mayseth> How can I possibly beat something I don't have. That'd be like you trying to masturbate or something.
#50021
<EventHorizon> is it just me or does our -106 prof wear sweaters alot?
<swtaarrs> that's a sweatshirt
<EventHorizon> yeah
<EventHorizon> i think sweatshirt extends sweater though
<EventHorizon> so its still an instance
<DroolingSheep> no it doesn't sweaters suck
<swtaarrs> you're an instance of stupid
<EventHorizon> ur an instance of ur mom
<ChixLoveUnix> I implemented your mom last night.
<EventHorizon> i extended ur mom so bad she threw an exception
<EventHorizon> or something
<swtaarrs> if your mom were a collection class, her insert method would be public
#75576
<@ALGORYTHM> make your own wikipedia entry then you too can be right
#48515
<dimethyl> ya u guys are sooo much cooler than that other chan/server i chat in
<dimethyl> oops wrong chan
#62061
Greatgreen: I'm going to fail :(
NumberGuy: think positively
Greatgreen: I'm going to fail :)
#311623
< brennyn> i once had to train a guy at work who i could not convince that 1 percent and 1 gallon are not "basically the same thing"
< brennyn> his explanaton was that milk comes in 2%
< brennyn> he wasn't trolling, he was actually stupid
< brennyn> he got fired less than a week later for pouring paint thinner into his eyes
<@snek-sensei> w-what
< brennyn> he was cleaning something that required lying down and crawling under the machine
< brennyn> he got to the part he needed to clean, held a cup of paint thinner above it, and poured directly into his face
< brennyn> because he forgot about gravity
<@snek-sensei> oh okay that makes sense
#6824
<@Logan> I spent a minute looking at my own code by accident.
<@Logan> I was thinking "What the hell is this guy doing?"
#31143
<Berzerker> i think i just farted at about 25 hz
#1950
<Kazz> Wait a minute... something about this is a little... odd...
<Kazz> I believe this woman has more than the recommended amount of penises.
<Brentai> My type of woman.
#118850
<andr00> go ahead and google "meet russian women"
<andr00> hit "I'm feeling lucky", since it sounds like you are!
<chronomex> are you sure? this feels a little uncomfortable
<andr00> ok, well hit "I'm feeling uncomfortable."
#13570
* oWildKard waters the o at the beginning of his name... maybe in time it will grow to a beautiful @
#60519
<dekkon> i just got gas for $2.58
<Rjx> he bought mexican food
Comment: #geekissues
#308160
<Sebas> Someone I deliver post to is called P. Margarita
<Sebas> I hope her first name is Pizza
#32827
<Allahkat> You know how they make like, "Totally 80's" cds? They should make Pity-Party cds. "Just Got Dumped"
<Allahkat> "No One Home For Christmas"
<bunnieWork> "I Eat Ramen With My Cats Every Night"
<Allahkat> HAHAHAHA
<Allahkat> "I Chat In IRC 24 Hours A Day"
<Allahkat> Oh...wait...
<bunnieWork> HAHAHa...ha.
* bunnieWork sobs
* Allahkat polishes her gun
#21658
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks?
<TheXPhial> vaccuums
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
<TheXPhial> black holes
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what just isn't cool?
<TheXPhial> lava?
#30447
<Scoth> Olyndar: You coughed on her? How rude
<Olyndar> She liked it.
<Olyndar> She's kinky like that.
* lemming chuckles
<lemming> hmm
<Olyndar> FEEL THE GERMS INVADING YOUR BODY LIKE SO MANY TINY PENISES!
#5934
<FutabaAoi> attractive girls like computers, i carry my case around town because it attracts chicks
<R0SC0E> no, attractive girls think guys that think girls are attracted to guys with computers are cute in a hurt puppy kind of way
<FutabaAoi> dont most people put down hurt puppies?
<FutabaAoi> does that mean attractive girls shoot computer nerds?
<R0SC0E> god i don't mean puppies with like missing limbs or exposed viscerals
#41485
<@avida> who wants to cyber
<@avida> whoops
<@avida> wrong window
<+Jazzy> ummm.. you're only in one channel
<@avida> exactly
#62196
Wanker123: I believe im guilty of manslaughter...
Wanker123: I figure that ive killed a baby...
Getout432: What the hell did you do man?
Wanker123: Well ive calculated the average load i shoot off to have a mass of approx 1 gram
Wanker123: If you assume twice a day, 7 days a week, thats 14 grams per week
Wanker123: 52 weeks in a year, thats 782 grams per year, rounded up to 800 because of those extra large loads
Wanker123: Now ive been wanking for at least 3 years, which means ive expelled at least 2.4 KILOGRAMS of little children... now since they've all died... and a newborn baby probably weights about 2.4 kg...
Wanker123: Therefore, i submit, that im guilty of manslaughter, for killing enough mini-children to add up to a real child...
Getout432: You really need to get laid you fucking redneck
#57958
rcaron: remember, everything the MPAA touches is copyrighted
Toba: even toilet paper patterns
rcaron: Copyright (C) 2006 - MPAA/rcaron <======= seee?
Toba: D:
Toba: you're making me feel dirty
rcaron: and yes, i did make a deal with the devil (in the pale moonlight noless)
robert: rcaron, you let the mpaa touch you?
Toba: show us where the mpaa touched you on the doll
Comment: #wpi
#307980
<+Stars> man I always feel bad when I install X on a new system :(
<+Stars> it's like I am ruining it
#40323
02:45:47 [dbcalo] UK DOCTORS have discovered a form of hypochondria which is developed by surfing the web and misdiagnosing your own illnesses, according to a new study.
03:32:21 [Rn] i'm at a loss for words
03:32:22 * Rn googles
03:33:11 [Rn] oh my god i have Motor Neuron Disease
#55777
<Mike_H> I've been sitting outside smoking, and people will pass and do this pussy cough thing
<Dragonfly6-7> I cough through my mouth.
#303216
<jasperdett> :D
<resuni> :D
<Novell_Nazi> anyone ever tell you, you two look exactly alike?
Comment: irc.ecnet.org
#32468
--- irc.freenode.net has changed the topic to: WELCOME TO FREENODE. THAT'S NOT MAYONNAISE.