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#7748
< nutbar> [root@linux!/usr/src/bind] grep "{" named.conf.newer | wc -l
< nutbar> 19314
< nutbar> [root@linux!/usr/src/bind] grep "}" named.conf.newer | wc -l
< nutbar> 19313
< nutbar> [root@linux!/usr/src/bind]
< nutbar> great
* nutbar fumes
< nutbar> one fucking missing }
#13850
<LeanaAnne> Oooh, I guess lacrosse builds up the ol' ass muscles ^___^
<Seiya> Ha, so does being gay. :x
#30771
<colombianp4> how can i download some hardware?
#62175
<evilAdmin> omg... PDF rules.
<evilAdmin> since everyone figured out the whole blacked out text thing (which is perfectly recoverable)...
<evilAdmin> all of the office is busy putting in hidden quotes and messages at the end of work documents as thick black lines, including upper management and admin (even the CEO is busy quoting 'Gates).
<evilAdmin> Then, coworkers play with the new hires- claiming you can only read it once you print it off. Most of them fall for it, I even saw one guy saying it was a "Magic Eye" sort of thing where the black stripe dissapears and the letters pop out.
<evilAdmin> much to my dismay, his buddy was sitting there cross-eyed with the paper 8cm away from his face.
<evilAdmin> >:)
#5592
<bytraper> you idiots!!!
<Synoptica> yeah i confess
#300909
Actual Chris: facebook is telling me to write on your wall too
Chaos: wow
Chaos: fuck you facebook
Chaos: everyone knows I'm pathetic just leave it be
Actual Chris: haha
Chaos: "hey, make sure this guy doesn't kill himself okay"
#8
<DigDug> i think i'm gonna walk to the movie theater and see dinosaur...
<kimy-> and be surrounded by like 10 year old girls?
<Amanda_> He said Dinosaur, not N'Sync.
#139874
<Stueh> So you know how I started working at an all girls school?
<Stueh> Well
<Stueh> I had to see the school nurse for a checkup, as they's due at the start of term
<Stueh> She started asking me all these questions and putting it down on this form
<Stueh> and she goes "How tall are you?" and I reply "Limp or erect?"
<Stueh> She just grinned and said "limp please" so I said 178cm, then she raised an eyebrow and gigled, then asked "erect?" and I said "About 1 foot taller"
<Stueh> Then this horrified look just comes across her face, and I'm wondering, well, why is she so horrified if she edged me on?
<Stueh> Then I realised she's looking behind me... I turn around, and there's this group of year 11 students
<Stueh> I'm like "I'm talking about my height" and this one, with a big grin, goes "You grow a foot when you get a boner?"
<Stueh> "Yes I do and no you can't."
<Stueh> The nurse looked like she was going to fucking kill me XD
#309708
* Mich is now known as mich
<TB> Little mich
<TB> I don't understand the need to change from M to m
<Tibby> he ran into a goomba
#11238
<Drew```> I really dont appriciate my sister saying "oh, close your eyes andrew, I already took off my pants outside"
#258093
<The Alchemist> you know
<The Alchemist> wow have been useful for me
<The Alchemist> from time to time, as a wannabe game developer, i feel this urge to make a online game
<The Alchemist> then i check the wow comunity
<The Alchemist> and then i see that if one day i make a online game, will have to deal with those same retards, and the urge goes away
#22131
<mg|Nibble> haha I just use my daughter text phone to email her friends she was gay
<LeadOP-Toast> isn't that a bit sick? :P
<mg|Nibble> yup
<LeadOP-Toast> kk :)
<LeadOP-Toast> She's not going to be happy :P
<mg|Nibble> servers her right for running a £200 phone bill up on me
<LeadOP-Toast> oh, fair nuff then
<LeadOP-Toast> :P
<mg|Nibble> revenge rocks :)
#70284
<MSCaptain> man Im feeling stupid
<MSCaptain> what are the five senses again?
<MSCaptain> touch, taste, sound sight and what
<JDigital> spidey
<MSCaptain> yes thanks JD
#85592
* Apo[Herpes] is now known as Apo[Heroes]
<+Apo[Heroes]> WHY DIDN'T ANY TELL ME IT SAID HERPES?!!!
<+xpCynic> it looked intentional...
<+Apo[Heroes]> it wasn't
Comment: irc.esper.net #rohmacking
#10289
<purr> nah, i'm gonna wait for him to come to me
<Sorcerer> the scene from Gladiator comes to mind
<Sorcerer> "I caught wind of a fish that waits on the bottom of the ocean for it's prey to take a nibble"
<Sorcerer> "The prey nibbles more and yet, the fish does nothing..."
<purr> Oh well, as long as I end up eaten in the end ;p
#7630
<XxChesterxX> who here uses a dildough
<Solidus> only when i'm making some dilbread
#67080
<Inkyghost> Steve Irwin died the way he lived.
<Inkyghost> With animals in his heart.
#57886
<Una> billions and billions of years from now, when the universe ends in the big crunch, I dont think anythings going to matter anymore
<plantlife> great pun
#8835
mike_afe > [John's dad is sick of waiting. His son has been in 'that bloody bathroom' for nearly two hours. Finally, his temper snaps; he kicks down the door to discover his son knealing infront of the 68000 data manual.]
mike_afe > "Ah! Shut the door dad!"
#307358
<Roxsie> hey sebas, what do you call a man with a rabbit up his bum?
<@Sebas> A shit magician.
#4585
<[ric]> personally I prefer a nice big vibro up the ass while typing two handed
<gaymale> your coworkers get suspicious if you type good one hand in front of them
<[ric]> yeh.. luckily I have the door wired up to the vibro, that way the motor cuts out as they enter the room
#32230
<Gothic_CatGirl> KING ME
* invader_mog sets mode: +v Gothic_CatGirl
#26287
<stormo> im watching the best movie atm..
<Aurian> why is it so good??
<stormo> any film where a clown fingerfucks a nun has got to be good
<Aurian> okay, i now consider myself lucky for not watching it
<Aurian> isn't it meant to be about ninjas???
<stormo> now they're having actual sex
<stormo> yeah
<stormo> the nun is a ninja in disguise
<Aurian> ahh
<Aurian> and who's the clown?
<stormo> another ninja
<stormo> look, i'm not watching this film for it's complex and involved plot
#1314
<Tektrnica> i got roller blades
<Tektrnica> they have orange on them tho :P
<Tektrnica> fawking raverblades
#105387
< Nugget> internet6.irs.gov - - [04/Sep/2007:07:58:02 -0500] "GET /mroadster/ HTTP/1.1" 200 6537
< Nugget> this can't end well. :)