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#2039
<hypr> joker is playing all his vinyl from 1998
<hypr> heh
<hypr> or somthing
<hypr> old ;P
<caspuh> hah
<caspuh> 98?
<caspuh> they had vinyal then?
#6027
<bozo> !v
<bozo> *damn*
<fn> "if you were in emacs, you'd be editing by now."
#52741
<stan> life just isn't complete until you can do a line of blow off the back of a girl you're anally violating while she's decapitated.
<Eigenstat> stan, dude, that would be impossible. The post decapitation reflex is STRONG. Every muscle spasms like FUCK about 5 seconds after the spinal cord is severed.
<stan> god, it's not like she'll squeeze my dick off.
<Eigenstat> no, but she'd ruin the line, man.
Comment: efnet #ampedout
#40643
<StormSeeker> "Like a campsite, you should always leave your sexual partner in better condition than when you got there."
#11437
<ccc> The next time you're having a bad day, imagine this: You're a Siamese twin. Your brother, attached at your shoulder is gay and you're not. But you only have one ass.
#50293
<Geeno> Philosophy teacher exists because Professional Bong Smoker doesnt
Comment: #offtopic
#11427
<DannyBoy> Hey CB, do you have any old website interface templates laying around that you have no use for? =8)
<Cowboy_w3rk> er
<Cowboy_w3rk> <html><body>insert content</body></html>
<Cowboy_w3rk> there ya go
<DannyBoy> wonderful
<DannyBoy> hey, that looks like shit
#3761
<[ric]> although.... dark makeup (check)... peircings (check)... wearing black (check)... leather & studded wristbands (check)... mad stare (check)
<[ric]> she has all the hallmarks of a good date if you ask me... now if we could just add a some mental instability and bizarre drinking habbits then we have my perfect woman
#50516
<Merturk_NB> lets see how these new speakers work
<sidewinder> by vibration, just like the old ones
<Merturk_NB> work good
<sidewinder> that's nice
#20210
<@Spazz> http://www.googlefight.com/cgi-bin/compare.pl?q1=Bush&q2=Gore&B1=Make+a+fight%21&compare=1&langue=us
<@Spazz> Bush wins the popular vote.
<+roman> ..
<+roman> This is the internet.
<+roman> You expected BUSH to lose?
#22075
<DJ> http://www.planetdaikatana.com/
<DJ> heh there's still an active daikatana community
<DOX> i think the term is satanic cult
<DOX> waiting for romero to return in his spaceship and take them to the promised land
#7428
<Phuser> my fan club has a member
<Phuser> my member has a fan club
#220694
<@r0cko> i think im getting to old for video games, I was playing NCAA and my fucking moron QB fumbled on the last play of the game that would have been a touchdown and won the game for me, so I take the controller and slam one of the corners on my desk and it exploded into about 50 pieces, when I was a kid I was never strong enough to break shit...damn
#102065
[helf] or do like me, have absolutely no idea what the job is for because you forgot you even had an interview, come in looking like you just woke up with a bad hangover, luck out because your soon to be boss has never done an interview before, he doesnt want to do an interview and you both just end up playing nethack for 2 hours
[rielore] i love nethack
#32495
<VariQuiz> fuckers
* VariQuiz is now known as Varitek
<somniloquy> arsemunch
<dionysian> dicklick
<Varitek> cuntbreaths
<dionysian> testicularwaste
<somniloquy> goatrimmer
<Varitek> fucknuggets
<dionysian> analclenches
<somniloquy> wankstaves
<arch-w0kr> kakwheels
<dionysian> pubiczirconia
<Varitek> chuffchuggers
<somniloquy> jizzguzzlingbitchwhores
<arch-w0kr> chodegobblers
<Varitek> jismlickers
<Varitek> I must admit, I like 'pubiczirconia'
<dionysian> Varitek, you would like pubiczirconia
#295497
<ilanbg> I have never heard either of those phrases used
<celeste> black people say "he's my boy"
<ilanbg> black people don't say that
<celeste> uh yeah they do
<ilanbg> you don't even know any black people!
<celeste> yes i doooo
<ilanbg> name one
<celeste> i don' tknow his name : (
#298790
<Luv_Guru> Those girls are def. Japanese.
<pikapo0> no korean
<Seretonin> so they're just like japanese girls, but they can play starcraft
Comment: #tr
#25111
<Tracer> i recently had a to punish an engineer at work because the video camera's in the main assembly hangar caught him wacking off in the cockpit of a F-16..
#14485
<jodaro> hmm, my mom just invited me over for dinner
<jodaro> mm, free food
<stu> you mean your mum doesn't charge for dinner?
<jodaro> no
<stu> damn
#12899
<DireWolf> My life'd be a whole lot cooler if Vikings invaded every once in a while.
#35730
<|silicon> one of our customer's got a DMCA violation
* |silicon notes the filenames
<|silicon> Infringer Username: gentlyjohnny
<|silicon> Infringing Filename: Gay porn - River Patrol 7.mpg
<|silicon> Infringing Filesize: 14732752
<|silicon> dude, it goes on FOR PAGES
#8058
<Praetor> bob: even so, if I don't have to write it and it works then what the hell do I care?
<evilbob> you care because I opened my mouth and talked to you, bitch. and I didn't even get a thank you.
#4198
<RevQuixo> i want a mario game where you do actual plumbing
<RevQuixo> oh, did i mention i was gay?
#5735
<robin24> any girls in here?
<cognac> does is really matter?
<cognac> the only thing you're gonna see are letters and numbers anyway
#11642
<Temujin> aight
<Hydrac7> it suprised me that Temujin would use "Aight"
<Hydrac7> Temujin using "aight" has crushed my will to live.
<Temujin> I live in Indiana, I have to fit in somehow.
<Temujin> I can't fake being retarded, so saying "a'ight" has to suffice.