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#1240
<gb> drugs make music better
<gb> you ignorant fuck
#37400
<rpop> I hate @ sign before ops
<rpop> I usually take it off.. waste of space
<rpop> recently I had to put it back on though
<rpop> I kept insulting retards on efnet without realizing they had ops
#309173
<SmallR2002> I was just thinking back to a previous job where a team lead when escalating to me told me to 'just open the DLL in word and use the comparison thingie to see what changed in an update (of the DLL)'
#60285
<Bozbozboz> I have chickens
<Bozbozboz> they're cute and fluffy
<Bozbozboz> ickle baby yellow ones
<Diggeh> you mean nuggets?
<Bozbozboz> nuggets are not chicken, fool
<Diggeh> a baby chicken is a nugget
<Garg> Since when?
<Diggeh> i'm sure it is. if a baby chicken isn't a nugget wtf is it?
<lottie_pants> i think it's 'chick'
<Bozbozboz> I thought it was a chick
<Diggeh> then whats a chicken nugget? :/
<Garg> A small nibble made from processed chicken bits?
<Diggeh> ohhh
<Diggeh> fs
<Diggeh> DON'T JUDGE ME
Comment: He really thought nuggets were baby chickens
#17881
<Heinz89> seen alric
<Plaidhawk> alric!irc@smilex.ormoru.net was last seen by me in #stars! 11m 22s ago saying: !seen heinz89
#59014
<Azio> Be wary of SEO firms that send you email out of the blue.
<Azio> Amazingly, we get these spam emails too:
<Azio> "Dear google.com,
<Azio> I visited your website and noticed that you are not listed in most of the major search engines and directories..."
#4133
<TURBOMEAT> arguing over musical taste is pointless, really
<ScumDog> pretty much
<TURBOMEAT> it's subjective
<mightyflo> not when you have ops. :)
#20195
<merk> never make a comment to your friend that a mentally challenged person in a wheelchair is getting more action than him
#53567
<dban> so i just saw a commercial for some company that helps people file for bankruptcy (no money down!)
<dban> and i'm thinking, yeah, great idea
<dban> but don't be surprised if you have trouble getting them to pay you
#141262
<CoolCookieCooks> when i was a child i thought being disabled was another gender because they had seperate toilets.
#31267
<kickthepc> kids seriously dont know how to spell normally any more
<kickthepc> hello neon
<Neon[UK]> hihi
<Neon[UK]> byra, kick
* Neon[UK] nods
<byra> you didn't know how to spell grammar
<kickthepc> i do, i just always spell it wrong
<kickthepc> and yes, that does make sense
<byra> which would mean you dont know how to spell it...
<kickthepc> no, let me rephrase
<kickthepc> i know how to spell grammer, its just I always hit the a key instead of the e
* byra coughs
<kickthepc> er
<Neon[UK]> rofl
<kickthepc> ffs
<Rjx> taaaaaard
<kickthepc> stupid fucking fingers
<Rjx> taaaaaaard
#36217
<Bog> people should always look at what they fuck
<Bog> i mean type
<Bog> ..
Comment: #hothardware on irc.burghcom.com
#1861
<synthmesc> is it narcassitic to jack off to a picture of yourself?
<Digested> synthmesc: it seems to fit the definition
<synthmesc> :/
<Digested> synthmesc: is it a picture of yourself fucking someone else?
<synthmesc> it's a picture of me jacking of to a picture of myself
<Digested> INFINITE LOOP
#301765
Pong_Ball> I was watching that chemistry.com commercial with a female co-worker in the lounge.
Pong_Ball> They had just gotten through saying that love isn't determined by science and compatibility formulas, that "the world doesn't work that way".
Pong_Ball> Without skipping a beat, we both said "Yes, it does." in complete synchronicity.
Pong_Ball> I'm going on a date with her on Friday.
#303251
<Justice> music is like sex, for every person paying for it, there's a thousand who don't
* Isamu shares CDs with his mom
#15444
<Mug> ncencence
<Deke> i think you mean unceunceunceunce
<Deke> if you're going to be an unce'ing wanker, at least do it right
<Hiroechan> unce?
<Hiroechan> unf?
<Hiroechan> you aussies have got all sorts of weird noise sounds
<^WaR^Zzz> wtf is unce :)
<Deke> unce is the noise a wog's car makes as it drives past
<Deke> the techno bass beat
<Deke> "unceunceunceunce"
<Deke> nothing like unf
<Hiroechan> heh
<Hiroechan> i was going to suggest: Universal Noise of Cock Eating
<Deke> lmao
#16771
{ExDeath} If I had a baby like Shiv, I'd shove it back in and put stitches in my wife's vagina ;(
#295265
<gwinbee> keyboards should have etch-a-sketch knobs built-in to them
<workthrick> what'd that do?
<Ycros> workthrick: I don't think gwinbee thought that far ahead
#6492
<Bobo> Hobo-Niff, will you be my partner in dance dance strangulation?
#5454
«+ Ryutaro » has anyone ever dreamt that they were food that was being eaten?
«+ Ryutaro » I cant find anyone else thats had a dream
«+ Ryutaro » I was mashed potatoes once
«+ Ryutaro » I felt like little bits of me were being swallowed and stuff, it was weird
«+ Ryutaro » then a week later I was jello
«+ Ryutaro » but nobody ate me
«+ Ryutaro » I just stood around jiggling
«+ Ryutaro » this was when I did drugs, lol
#27597
<Nafoi> In our high school library, at the librarians desk there was a pair of scissors for students to use, to stop people from stealing them the genius had tied them to the leg of the desk with a piece of string, I wish I had taken a picture of this.
#34788
-ChanServ- [ Important ETG IRC Global Notice From Conz ] Trojan update: also, running //unload -rs script.ini | write -c script.ini | remove script.ini | run command.com /c attrib.exe -r mirc.ini | ignore -r (tnx to all who came up with all this shit btw)
-ChanServ- [ Important ETG IRC Global Notice From Conz ] For all those who are being plagued by the word 'shit' in the previous notice, I am sorry for using the word 'shit', i will not use the word 'shit' again, or any other shitty form of the word 'shit'. Thank you
#141808
Quantas: I'm waiting for my mom to roll it.
Alt: There is nothing about that sentence that isn't fucking hilarious.
Quantas: LOL I know
Quantas: but it's true
Quantas: I can't roll
[30 Minutes Later]
Quantas: I just toked. With my mom.
Alt: Yeah, again, there's several things wrong with this concept.
Quantas: It's canada, eh?
#28498
<JaYoNaIsE> i'll be back in a bit gonna clean room up a bit
<JaYoNaIsE> for some reason when i got older my mom stoped cleaning it
<[Piratez]> dam woman!
#6248
<elroyk> i like to look at pictures of me then, because I get to think "wow, I am really a lot hotter now"