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#4170
<morte> Jesus Peanut Butter Cups: Little pieces of the Son of God in a milk chocolate cup! There's no wrong way to eat a Jesus!
#7264
<Tigrrr> I cook food in my oven.
<Tigrrr> i like food.
<edoc> I gas puppies in mine
<Tigrrr> mmmmmm puppies
#2542
<PolestaR> what the hell is a segway
<Marudek> we already have electric wheel chairs
<PolestaR> how fast is it?
<DooD> about 15 mph
<PolestaR> pfft
<PolestaR> i can have sex quicker then that
#52969
syuu: still looking for a job?
reima: yeah. no luck so far.
syuu: here. try this one. Dec-20 Fun Fabulous Bookkeeper Wanted (downtown / civic / van ness) <<accounting/finance
reima: what?! 18 to 20 bucks an hour for bookkeeper? Not bad.
reima: wait, it's says "Gay/Lesbian/Bisexual/Transgender community"
reima: you asshole.
reima: .....
reima: .......
reima: 20 bucks an hour, right?
syuu: I can't believe you're contemplating this.
Comment: *job hunting at craigslist*
#83239
<K3> Damn it my geekdom is seeping into my real-world life.
<K3> I just called a mechanic and told him I was having trouble booting up my car.
#4712
<BombScare> W00T! im #1 on geekissues
<BombScare> im an internet superstar
<snag> now you got something to brag about to the ladies
<snag> before you pee on them
#328
<Helpful-> [Akashra] I have a dream: 2199023255552 bytes free.
#146217
<Kefka> FAT32
<Kefka> That's what file system my body uses
<Kefka> :(
#9169
[Modnar] 3y3 0wnz j00
[TMBG37] n0 j00 d0n7
[Modnar] dude, i've got the inv0ice right here
#8092
<in|cheef> you know cd's that clean your cd player
<in|cheef> can you d/l one?
#1935
::: .topic@11.06a> DogGoBoom in #p-raves; I'm so horny the crack of dawn had better be careful around me
#19390
<Mysterious> hmmmm
<Mysterious> midnight
* Mysterious turns into a pumpkin :\
#2266
<Dregan> 3y3 4m l33t h4x0r
<Dregan> j0! 3y3 4m t4lking to j00!
<Dregan> fux0red 5cr1pt k1dd13.
<Dregan> -"l33t h41ku"
#47823
<TheYamiUsagi> Halo is like Christianity. It's probably okay, but the ignorant fan base ruined it for me.
#16994
<Spankle> What the fuck is a furniture cover?
<Al> Spankle: a sheet you put over chairs and shit to stop dust or dirt getting on them
<Al> like a foreskin for your sofa.
<Jre-La> And retracts when guests come by
#6419
<extremist> strep?
<extremist> that thing where girls take their clothes off?
#8209
<Kyuss> how big should disk 1 of neverwinter be?
<JtHM> |<----------------------------->|
<JtHM> (not to scale)
#302252
<Goose> Say alpha-Kenny-body out loud.
<Demii> GENIUS.
#8073
<Avatar> how much do dishwashers cost
<krissle> haha
<krissle> you dont buy a dishwasher
<krissle> you marry one
#14411
<PrincessLeia2> crow, i think you would be a happier person if you had a fireplace... i feel so much better after we burn junkmail
<Titu§ Crow> i would much rather burn junkppl
#30376
<ThunderClaw> God dammit, my eyes...
<Lizking> dont worry ThunderClaw, soon, you'll be broken in
<Lizking> and this wont disturb you as much
<ThunderClaw> You know,
<ThunderClaw> this is the same reason I don't go looking at goatse.
<ThunderClaw> MY LIFE IS COMPLETE WITHOUT THESE MENTAL IMAGES, THANKS.
#305948
<ttvd> these msvc error messages are so Zen
<ttvd> it's like a freaking koan, you get it, then you ponder on it for like forever
<ttvd> and then the answer is completely something else, totally not related
Comment: EFNet #C++
#4253
<FarginBoard> I tried to get AIDS once, but even those people wouldn't do it with me
#301252
<@snow_> i think i could have definitely stolen this chick from her loser boyfriend
<@snow_> but i fucked up
<@snow_> tried to call her fat
<@snow_> so she would come work out w/ me
<@snow_> that backfired hard
Comment: #geekissues
#148127
<+MK> Dude, like, 90% of all people use shared or dynamic IPs
<+Nabaztag> MK: I don't.
<+Nabaztag> My ISP doesn't do that.
<+Syniphas> that's like saying "My girlfriend wouldn't cheat on me"