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#301866
<indigo> 6750[~9iurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr (continued for several lines)
<rogueclown> ???
<@packrat> theres a cat on indigo's keyboard
<Sneakyness> hahahahahahahahahahahaha
<@packrat> thats my guess
<rogueclown> meow.
<Sneakyness> :3
<indigo> =~s--------------------------------------------------------- (continued for several lines)
<nullspace> rawr
<indigo> =sss[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ (continued for several lines)
<nullspace> shoo cat
-!- indigo was kicked from #i3detroit by packrat [indigo]
(twenty minutes later)
-!- indigo [~indigo@theross.com] has joined #i3detroit
<indigo> well, sorry about that
<Stormgren> cat?
<indigo> i don't know
<indigo> i think i've been sitting here all that time
(two hours later)
<indigo> so, i've discovered the cause of my earlier flood
<indigo> i've been informed there *was* a cat on my keyboard
<indigo> it was another keyboard with a screen session 20 miles away
#140596
<LoveLight> it would be cool if a woman gave birth and pushed so hard that the baby fired out of her cooter at incredible speeds, then the umbilical cord acted like a bungee cord and the baby went right back in
<AppleBoy> o_O
<AppleBoy> where the hell did that idea come from?
<LoveLight> idk
<LoveLight> an intoxicated mind
Comment: From ##physics on Freenode
#81660
<Trinexx[4fk]> Vista makes me feel like a kid again. Not being able to do anything, having to get permission to talk to anybody, not being able to play any of the "cool" games, etc
#412
<mogo-> my middle school got a blue ribbon for acheivement...
<natural> my school got a rainbow ribbon for homosexuality
#26343
<ModIWD> these girl scouts on this box almost look old enough
<ModIWD> to uh
<ModIWD> be selling cookies
#21281
PegLegPete PM: yo
PegLegPete PM: you there?
PolishPWRHaus: yea
PegLegPete PM: come over
PegLegPete PM: we're playing poker
PolishPWRHaus: nice
PolishPWRHaus: what time
PegLegPete PM: when everybody gets here
PolishPWRHaus: so when should i head over
PegLegPete PM: ...
#29700
<+Luke> hi
<+Luke> He who stand in middle of road get hit by trucks going both ways
<+Luke> He who stand in middle of airport runway get sucked into powerful jet engine and cut to tiny pieces of bloody pulp
* Quits: snes_rocks
<+Luke> He who stand in middle of donut is surrounded by joy always
* Quits: ssbmang
<+Luke> He who make joke on dead IRC channel make no laughs
#51460
••• Join: Drehiel
(Anonymous) who is this?
(+Drehiel) Who am I? Who are you? Who is anyone? Who are we?
(Anonymous) wat
(+Drehiel) olololo
(Anonymous) Are you a real person?
(+Drehiel) Am I real? Are you real? Is anyone real? Are we real?
(Anonymous) Or is this some crap Microsoft made up.
(+Drehiel) Am I crap? Are you crap? Is anyone crap? Are we crap?
(Anonymous) yo
(Anonymous) cfdfd
(+Drehiel) Am I yo? Are you yo? Is anyone yo? Are we yo?
••• Quit: Anonymous (Anonymous@dm-18266.vnnyca.adelphia.net) (Exit: Quit)
(+Drehiel) I WIN
Comment: #screwthischat : irc.darkmyst.org
#30476
<+Thief> never pack when ur high..you get there u open your bag and nothing matches...all u have to wear is a hawaiian shirt, an oven mit + a lava lamp...the rest is filled with cookie dough + hot wheels trucks
Comment: Random quote, GamesNet channel.
#28917
<^Ocean^> fucking bloody hell
<^Ocean^> I lost 33gig of HDSpace
<LlNK> lol
<LlNK> check under your keyboard
#1859
<C0chise> i think if you say "dogshit eating," then saying "dumb" is pretty much redundant
#19205
<MafiaItaliana> do you remember the first time you got head?
<chrystopher2001> Yeah...
<MafiaItaliana> how long did it take for him to cum?
<chrystopher2001> shit...i lasted a long time
<MafiaItaliana> bet your mouth got tired eh?
<chrystopher2001> huh? wait a minute...
#1622
<YehhNO> how i download irc?
#311276
<@Talgie> I hate having to put pants on
<Jake2> Who are you talking to?
<@Talgie> Anyone who answers
<Jake2> So no one?
<@Talgie> You answered, didn't you ;)
#4372
<DrFurious> if midgets had regular size penises they could take pictures of themselves in a minature house and decieve people into thinking they are normal sized with a huge penis
#49365
<!TeknoProphet> the topic is: The Effectiveness and Feasibility of a Tsunami Early Warning System in the Indian Ocean
<!TeknoProphet> now, i just need to get that title down to 48 chars
<+Robert> "Fuck the Indian Ocean"
<+cypher> or "How not to get tsunami'd"
<+Robert> or "Huge waves aren't an early enough warning"
<+cypher> "oh shit, what's that heading right fo
<+Robert> or "Why to give people swimming lessons"
<+cypher> "tsunamis and you, bitch"
<+Robert> or "how to make indian soup"
Comment: #wpi
#28954
knockout: yo brian, i just bought a shit load of weed!
flyinbri: this is brians mother
knockout: oh...fuck, bye
#6569
<skullY_> <-- Feels really bright now
<barkode> did you get a new lamp?
#25056
<gee`> actually... my parents told me if i didnt lose 40 pounds by summer, they would stop feeding me
#8605
<Primal[Djedi]> rent: am i in rnd1...my wife wants to know NOW
<tiepilot> I told you Primal, you should fuck the wife inbetween rounds
#18619
<@FiveNine> sailor moon is hot
<@FiveNine> they should just make that series a porno
<@kmad> yea for like 15 yearold
<@FiveNine> yeah
<@kmad> i wouldn't do her though
<@kmad> id get papercuts all over my dick
#55560
<MTRH> Ooops.
<MTRH> CPU 1C, GPU 2C, HD 9C.
<MTRH> Forgot laptop outside.
#18312
<jp__> will somebody PLEASE HELP ME GET GNOME INSTALLED?!?!
<KDEGAWD> is it black and white gnome
<KDEGAWD> or color gnome
<jp__> i should have KNOWN YOU GUYS WOULD GIVE ME THE RUN AROUND
<jp__> every single time i call tech support or get on here.... same thing
#308296
<+lulzfish_4> What language are you using?
<@Nanobot> PHP
<+lulzfish_4> sorry I asked
#33811
<motolov> she sure looks like a crazy gal
<motolov> crazy about mcdonalds