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#32099
<^gangster> jalljo: and btw, whats marijuana?
<jalljo> its a hacker term.
#53212
<Glass_Joe> god I'm such a nerd
<Glass_Joe> I was reading online about this ring from lord of the rings called "the dwarven ring of power", and how it supposedly augmented their fighting abilities
<Glass_Joe> and I said to myself "Haha, it's got +5 to strength", then I laughed like a donkey.
#229087
<%kimini> best toilet graffiti i've ever seen
<%kimini> "I hate 2 things in life; irony and graffiti"
<%kimini> i shat myself laughing
<%kimini> but i was in the toilet, so it was ok.
#11481
<cave> what does stfu mean??
<nso> shut the fuck up
<cave> sor-ry.. it was a simple question.. no reason to get so mad..
#28504
<nailer> I think I'm tired - I just spent three seconds wondering why `Data Track' by `Data Track' wouldn't play from this CD
#8670
<|Spanky|> peeing your pants it like happiness
<|Spanky|> everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth
#59017
<mackattack> why do church organizations have telemarketers? I feel bad hangin up on them like I am sinning or something
<mackattack> the worst part is they usually call when I am watching porn
#34170
(iSONEWS) [iSONEWS] Update in DivX: My Life *CLASSIC* released by MEDiAMANiACS (49 files, 08/12/2001) www.isonews.com/r/?155D256CD=
(`Thunder) whoa
(`Thunder) they released my life
(`Thunder) how did they tape all that?!
#25243
<RageATM> been sitting here for so long when i walked into the other room i could still see my mirc screen
#9920
<James> buy a Pentium 4 so you can reboot faster man.
#82761
<bebop> watch hentai
<bebop> and take notes
<pingu> i was hospitalized once for trying something i saw in a hentai
#11691
<Plutwrk> t1
<RonZombie> MORE LIKE 1DUMB
<RonZombie> i mean
<RonZombie> Tdumb
<RonZombie> nevermind
<RonZombie> SCREW YOU
#301502
Bob: Just got a call from my mother to tell me that my "last remaining uncle died today". I said "last? I thought there were two left?" To which, she said, "Oh, [he] died last month. I thought I told you."
#7813
* TPEGrunge is away: -(be back in 12 years)- since -(01:54)- pager -(off)-
* TPEGrunge is back: from -(be back in 12 years)- gone -(626wks 1day 6secs)-
#51078
<Shifter> well, jenn just dumped me.
<Shifter> god damnit im gonna miss her..
<Spazz> Time to update alt.binaries.adult, right?
#96276
<+sarala> some girls have babies
<+sarala> i get tattoos
<@dekkon> both are a lifetime commitment
<macegr> you can't strangle your tattoo and put it in the dumpster
Comment: #geekissues
#29033
* kylev unplugs his new dual-Athlon
<kylev> my bad!
Comment: Major power outages in New York and other places
#17975
A_Dab_of_Drunkey : so the lesson learned from that is if i hit someone with something, say....my dick, theyd blow it? watch out olsen twins!
#57047
<Mel>People make misstakes daniel, ive made plenty misstakes but i try not to make the smae misstake three times
<Mel> same*
#4776
<ToiletDuk> i'm known as the boston poonmangler
<Lucent> yet you are in atlanta?
<ToiletDuk> jeup
<ToiletDuk> that's why i own
#50174
<Raynor> yo yo yo hows cornell
<Jolteon> cool, im actually not months behind in school work like last year
<Zoinky> that's because it hasn't been months since you started
#42192
<Evo|utioN> for bots
<mutante> what about it
<Evo|utioN> need
<mutante> please form sentences
#301632
< Jeros> im off to a wild cocaine fuelled sex party with supermodels tonight
< Jeros> ......actully im installing ubuntu but shits the same
< xoebus> both times you wake up trying to remember where your night has gone and vowing that you will never do it again?
#61115
<^DX^> all day in class I thought I was sitting next to a gay asian kid
<^DX^> so I didn't want to look at him
<^DX^> then I finally looked and it was just a petite cute white girl
Comment: #SEO EFnet
#31418
<away[bttf]> your out like muhammed ali in a game of jenga