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#29046
<MightyBlueJustice> If Jesus would've been shot to death instead of crucified would christians wear jewelry with firearms on it?
<K-Necrocide> It kinda makes you wish he was assraped to death with a big black cock.
#27335
Xelprov: Why did the dinosaurs die?
thenstock: prolly something you did, asshole.
#26432
<kuribo> either this CD player is possessed or it's trying to tell me to take out this Avril Lavigne CD
<kuribo> i would think it was these cheap ass CDrs i bought
<kuribo> but my christina aguilera retail CD does it too
<MikeSweetser> Ted, every insight into your CD collection reveals more of a damaged, lonely man. :)
#30614
<ryano> but i still like tattoos and piercings on chicks
<ryano> which is why i go for lina's friends
<ryano> and not lina
<Lina--> i have tattoos
<jons> those aren't tattooes, they're varicose veins
#32168
<THX1138> and farkers prefer choosy moms
<Puchu> no we don't
<Puchu> we prefer loose moms
<noeljb> yes I do
<noeljb> same thing as long as they don't have STDs
<Terron> or KIDs
Comment: #fark on irvingnet.net
#39526
< The_Q> su - 9070b574c12
< The_Q> aww man. ignore that -- it's not my root password!!!!!
-!- The_Q [~xxx@xxx] has quit ["0wned"]
-!- The_Q [~xxx@xxx has joined #channel]
< The_Q> Hey, wtf happened to my box?!?!
#14809
<Einstein> What does A.B.C.D.E.F. stand for?
<Einstein> Time's up!
<Einstein> The answer is American Boys Club for the Defense of Errol Flynn
#4097
<[ric]> pfft... oh, well when I am dead my gravestone will simply read.. http://www.geekissues.org/quotes/?search=%5Bric%5D
#8257
<+Incantation> shag's 100% let you cry on his shoulder and make you think he cares so that he can manipulate you into sucking his cock
<+Julie42> HOLY SHIT! Good. Because here I was thinking I had to think of things to cry about, just so I could suck on his cock.
#7073
<Joe_> I got arrested by a school poice officer.
<Joe_> Up until I was sitting in Juvi for a couple hours, I was being illegaly detained.
<Joe_> Heh.. last time I try to ditch school to take a shit.
<Joe_> From now on, I'm shitting in my locker. Let them find THAT the next time they do a random search.
<Joe_> I can see it now. A stare down. Me, with my pants down. The cop, nose covered, gun drawn.
#20749
xenophile: been awhile since i've done a mailman
xenophile: DO NOT PUT THAT ON BASH>ORG!!@@!!@
#160946
<@Blode> do you like the sonnets?
<Shakespears_sisters> whats that lol
#308431
<+beefCake> hmm has someone got stuck down a drain :d
<+beefCake> there's been a confined space safety and rescue unit van outside for a bit
<+beefCake> some sort of tripod on the pavement further up
< Cheez> go out and say "what's that? timmy's fallen down the well?!"
< Cheez> then run back inside barking
< Phatteh> run over and say "i came as soon as lassie told me what happened!"
Comment: #multiplay@qnet
#11166
<TekMounty> I think I'll have to go to a confessions, at the adaptive technologies expo, there was a 19 inch lcd screen just sitting there, I though to myself "If I ran out with this none of these disabled people could catch me"
#10911
<Xaotika> if i ever start a band, remind me to call it MY ASS.
<Xaotika> then you could all come watch MY ASS if we ever perform on stage.
<Xaotika> MY ASS will rock your world. i'm sure.
#302192
<fahadsadah> I-ripped-my-spacebar-out-of-my-keyboard
<fahadsadah> and-can't-figure-out-how-to-put-it-back-in
#7845
.... I love the way Microsoft follows standards. In much the same manner
that fish follow migrating caribou.
-- Paul Tomblin, alt.sysadmin.recovery
#7069
<anarch> i should put some pants on and go check my mail
<Burimpu> or you could do it without pants
#4875
<pimp> im going to go play with my toys now
<RiP> that means hes going to play with himself right
<pimp> no, im going to go play with my X-Men action figures
#69719
<BlackCat22> North Korea wise men discover Nuclear Fission.
<BlackCat22> What would you like to research next?
<BlackCat22> >Miniturization (85 turns)
<BlackCat22> >Refrigeration (67 turns)
<BlackCat22> >The Radio (45 turns)
<BlackCat22> >Crop Rotation (8 turns)
<BlackCat22> >Literacy (1 turn)
#302661
<Mango> Duck.
<Mango> s/D/F/
<chanbot> Mango meant: (Censored).
* chanbot was kicked from #depot by chanbot: No swearing.
<Mango> :D
#11391
<Dark_Brood> #define sizeof(x) rand()
<Rangsk> you can do that?
<Dark_Brood> Yup
<Catafriggm> OMFG!
<Catafriggm> That's disgusting!
#41070
<DJvenom> ::::) spiderman
#14632
<Adie> I could see pinching pain but fire pain?
<Adie> owwwie
<Cel|Work> its quick
<HeiWork> you just need to moisten the breast a little so the vaporizing liquid absorbs the heat instead of the breast
<HeiWork> really, there's hard scientific reasons for why i need to lick your titties
#6737
<dav^> uncola: man im in big fuckin trouble
<dav^> uncola: help
<uncola> dav^: what did you do?
<dav^> i haxed my schools web page and i accidentally used my friends login/pass
<dav^> and they fucking looked at the log, bastards
<uncola> haha