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#10186
]-eX-[Mad^AfK is x0z@prefers.linux.and.never.uses.progs.from.m-i-c-r-o-s-0-f-t.de * nfwuor
[]-eX-[Mad^AfK VERSION reply]: mIRC32 v6.0 + dEfCoN oNe v0.74.65 by Ecronika
#93970
Tire Aramaki > how tough is a 3/10?
Na'Axin > on a scale from 1 to 10?
Na'Axin > I'd say 3
#5406
*** Swish changes topic to '"I never pirated it....it was donated. by the file fairy. I put a blank CD under my pillow..."'
#4329
*** @pHaT|B33R is now known as @pHaT|ZzZz
<@JumperXL> later
<@JumperXL> nite drunkard
<@ismell> l8
<@JumperXL> thats irc dedication. smashed off his gord but still changes his nick to ZzZz before he passes out.
#30708
<JP> college course prerequisites are like navigating the diablo 2 skill tree.
#8073
<Avatar> how much do dishwashers cost
<krissle> haha
<krissle> you dont buy a dishwasher
<krissle> you marry one
#851
<BlackDeTh> this girl was taking e for the first time.. so i knew what i had to do.. i made it a night she'll remember. (and me too :D
<lux> she'll remember it as rape at the trial and you'll remember it as consentual
#31237
* xXPr0dUcTi0nXx throws panik to the ground and makes him give PcChip head
* PcChip receives the head
<PcChip> Receiving: Head from [panik] :: 36% Completed
<PcChip> at a speed of 2 Strokes per Minute
<PcChip> *** Head - Fu
« xXPr0dUcTi0nXx » i figured he'd be better
#2512
<`michael> pink floyd - wish you were here is the best goddamn song
<w3nisT> i disagree while it is a very good song I think the donkey kong theme song is better
#306964
<+taras> my take on the world has improved since Firefox started giving me The Onion instead of BBC News when i type 'news' in the address bar
Comment: #bitfolk
#308626
<Bitgod> how to make an iframe stay put when you minimize the page, its fine in full screen, but when i minimize the page the frame moves?
<forbex> you know, every time i come in here someone is having problems with an iframe
<forbex> i don't think that's a coincidence
<P1RATEZ> they are probably holding it wrong
Comment: #html freenode
#2884
<Frag_> whats a good bench mark program?
<Ghaleon> Frag_: deltree /y c:\windows
<Ghaleon> the longer it takes, the slower your computer is
<Ghaleon> (ps, just a joke)
<Frag_> uh can i undo deltree?
#68469
<Moppy> I think I found a pointless secret passageway :(
<Apofisu> is that nerd-speak for seeing a vagina?
#9683
<Brainded> can anyone help me with a ppp problem?
<mustang> you have a stutter and you're trying to urinate ?
#3673
<dregan> Shush, or I'll stab you in the groin.
<MightyQuinn> no you won't.
<MightyQuinn> MY PENIS IS FAR TOO MIGHTY TO BE STABBED!
<dregan> Would you like to test that?
<MightyQuinn> no.
<dregan> I accept it may be hard to hit first time, but I'm willing to give it a go.
#21682
<dbl-d> tinkerbel hates me today :)
<b> I think she's hating everyone today
<schmolli> hate her back
<b> Eh, I find it irritates people who hate me more if I'm obsessively friendly back to them.
<schmolli> I would think that it would irritate them more if you slashed their tires and burned down their house
<b> you may have a point
#73997
<Detty> aww, my poor housemates have sore muscles from playing wii
<Detty> maybe if they'd ever USED THEM BEFORE, they'd be fine, like me
<Baconfish> Detty, why do i imagine you in real life as one of those folk that do nothing but sit and complain about everything else?
<Detty> i usually stand
#307804
<@timmo> i have found that smartphones have kept me from drunk texting ugly girls
<@timmo> due to their face popping up in every text
#31996
<Sean> What some people don't seem to realize is that not everybody spends every waking moment surfing the world wide web. Some of us read email before going out and checking out favorite web pages, web comics included.
<Sean> Some of these same people may have email readers that can read upwards of 100 lines at a time, so blocktext spoiler warnings are not always effective.
<Jacob> Dude, if you can display 100 lines at a time in your email client... you're probably a geek who spends every waking moment surfing the World Wide Web.
#50430
<Nazrat> So is Chad completely gone now?
<AB> No. There's still a slight stain.
#114
<Dreamlyre> wife, hooker...its about the same...you gotta pay for it
#32485
<SemenExit> WTFWTF
<SemenExit> I HAVE LOADS OF VIRUSES
<SemenExit> I had NONE 2 days ago
<Maglev> SemenExit: How many times do you use Kazaa a minute?
#193949
<Zachary> someone gave me an engraved rock for my birthday with ZACHERY on it
<Zachary> I mean first off you just gave me a fucking rock for my birthday
<Zachary> and then my name is on it and it's misspelled
<Zachary> of course maybe that was just the name of the rock
#16277
<elinsox> dude my boss rules
<mrwhite> with an iron fist
<legacy> and a big black strapon
#195
<bash_> don't touch me there
<bash_> whoops, wrong window