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#48809
<Nyschashi-Seikun> wow
<Nyschashi-Seikun> this chick is REALLY fucked up
<Nyschashi-Seikun> she draws dickgirls repeatedly assdrilling men
<Nyschashi-Seikun> I don't think I like porn anymore
<Nyschashi-Seikun> and suddenly all thoughts of sex and nudity are beginning to make me sick
<Nyschashi-Seikun> I don't even want to see myself naked anymore
<Konpeito> You are weird.
<Nyschashi-Seikun> now that I think of it
<Nyschashi-Seikun> I might just be sick from drinking too much hot sauce
#3052
<WillaCuz> shervin did u say u had a woman?
<shervin> WillaCuz: yeah but its losing pressure, i think it has a hole or something
#27791
<Dragonaut> ruuuuuuuuuuuuuun dildoman is cumming!
<Krizzz989> remember earlier when you were asking how many beers is to much?
#265271
asrskz: Don't tell me who won the 2000 election. I have the coverage on disk but I have not gotten around to watching it. Don't spoil it for me
Alexius: hehe
asrskz: Only last week I found out that Clinton was re-elected in 1996.
Alexius: Yup.
Alexius: Wait for the next two seasons. They're really shocking!
Comment: #TVTorrents
#1026
(TheGamer) people are so broke here [THE UNITED KINGDOM] - because many brits are unskilled, as you can leave school with a standing at 16. Many people live in housing equivalent to Manitoba Housing (gov't assisted housing)
(TheGamer) however.. you as a Canadian would not be entitled to any benefits.. except free birth control pills
(tiko) I'd get free birth control pills?!?!
(tiko) DAMMIT!
(tiko) SOLD!
#310413
(aaaaaaaaa) I know people at work that actually store files in the recycle bin. As in, they store files they plan to use in the future there. IT had to stop deleting files from it because of people's work was getting lost and had to be restored from the backups.
#78929
<riko> dammit this has gotta stop.
<Baph> ?
<riko> my stepdad's been using my computer, going on porn, and saving it onto my desktop with the filenames set as numbers so i don't know what it is and i have to click on it to check.
<Baph> I thought your stepdad was gay?
<riko> precisely.
#107067
<Razmann> isn't that a sign of the apocalypse or something?
* FurryHelix looks out of the window... "Nope. I don't see the five horsemen"
<Razmann> aren't there only 4?
<FurryHelix> no there were five, but one left before they got famous.
<Razmann> so since the fifth left, that would mean there's only 4
<FurryHelix> reunion tour.
#17168
<Fishfood> HAHAH
<Fishfood> BT ARGUING WITH AOL
<Fishfood> ITS LIKE BLIND FIGHTING THE BLIND!
<Funk> WITH THE RETARDED COMMENTATING
#37043
<JavaGeek> your new g/f is an inmate?
<pr3d4t0r> Yeah. I figured I'd live more dangerously now.
<JavaGeek> mmm.. it doesn't say why she's incarcerated
<pr3d4t0r> Nothing adds to the thrill of sex like wondering "was she in the Big House for whacking her ex-b/f?"
#7221
*** mrBlond changes topic to "The QuakeFEST is....."
*** fern changes topic to "The QuakeFEST was yesterday !!"
<mrBlond> wow I must be REALLY lagged then
#37696
<Syntax[AA]> can you ping flood 69.169.219.59 for me?
<Daniel> That my IP..
<Syntax[AA]> shit!
#3168
<myst> yeah i suck at snowboarding too
<myst> skiing easier
<Joshua> yeah, i broke my arm and then my dad walked up to my twisted wreck of a body and told me i was faking it.
<Joshua> he wouldn't even take me to the doctor's until my mom came home and yelled at him.
<myst> lol! ah parents
#302711
Mike: this morning i had speech class, there was a talent show for extra credit
Mike: at the end the teacher got up and said he'd like to show us one of his talents
Mike: asked for a couple of volunteers
Mike: "i used to practice ju jitsu..."
Mike: he then proceeded to put a student in a choke hold
#14304
ElectromagneticPhantom> there's like this monster, stooping over a dead body, it looks up at the camera, and as it moves, the heavy skin shifts and folds over itself in places and IT LOOKS FRELLING *REAL*
Lyme> Okay, PHant, I read that sentence, and thought you were talking about dick.
ElectromagneticPhantom> yeah
Lyme> I reread it like, 3 times, and I still think you're talking about dick.
Lyme> Are you talking about dick?
ElectromagneticPhantom> but this monster has no eyes, I think. and four legs
ElectromagneticPhantom> and claws and stuf
Lyme> Four-legged dickmonster
ElectromagneticPhantom> and nasty teeth
ElectromagneticPhantom> and it eats people
CommandantCleavage> four-legged dick monster? You mean men?
Lyme> four-legged clawed cannibalistic dickmonster
ElectromagneticPhantom> it is NOT a dickmonster!
Lyme> It only eats other dick.
ElectromagneticPhantom> STOP IIIIIIIT
#32744
<@tadashi-> i remember everytime chinese new year rolled on by
<@tadashi-> the teacher would make us do a parade through the school
<@tadashi-> and i'd fucking lead it cuz i was the only azn in my class
<@tadashi-> i was like wtf
#1604
<Prence> then my mom will know i have sex with the coach
<Prence> i meant to say couch
#1289
<Wazm> I spent the entire day being normal, now that I'm home, I just want to duct tape fuzzy green pipe cleaners to my head, turn on the strobe, take off my clothes, and IRC.
#8702
<Sull> what is this obsession with trading pics?
<lostsoul1> it is kind of like pokemon...you gota collect them all
#51015
Nail: my chemistry teacher has bad grammar
Traceur: how so
Nail: princiPAL laws of quantum numbers
Traceur: he put principle?
Nail: no
Nail: put principal
Traceur: do yuo know the difference between those two wordS?
Nail: yeah, principal is like the school administrator
Nail: because he's your pal
Traceur: 'principal' also means 'main'
Traceur: a 'principle' is a concept
Traceur: your principal failure comes from not understanding the principles of grammar.
Nail: fuck you.
#17961
<BiMP> i got a complete computer part list to buy
<BiMP> oh what fun
<Einsteini> what will be even better is recieving all the parts, just like xmas :D
<BiMP> yeah
<BiMP> and they better not be in peices
<BiMP> *glares at santa*
#381
<^0_o^> i'm a girl's dream!
<^0_o^> if only i had a chance to prove myself...
<DooD> a paper bag will give u many chances
<DooD> if they cant see the face, they cant use the mace
#9227
<DJ> apparently, a friend of mine has split with his g/f "for a couple of mouths"
<DJ> im assuming thats a typo
#15777
<sweet_chick> hey peeps wuts happen
<SiZZuRp> sweet love by a fire
<SiZZuRp> with goats and other various wildlife
<sweet_chick> awwwwwwwww hot sweet
#12940
<SkoL> mofo must be drunk
<Tweedle> |OUF|mofo: you getting AMD?
<|OUF|mofo> no
<Tweedle> yeah he's drunk