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#308591
<peacetwin> i'm going to start an official political organization for masculine gay men
<Wooshey_> The Republican Party?
Comment: #gaymers @ irc.rizon.net
#29867
<%sOHRYU> i was thinking of shaving pubes
<%sOHRYU> and free razor
<%sOHRYU> came in mail today
<%sOHRYU> its a fucking sign
<SnakeyeS> hahaha
<SnakeyeS> do it soh
<SnakeyeS> jesus wants you to
<SnakeyeS> who are YOU to say no to jesus
«+ Jesus » yea really
#55138
<MadeInAustralia> 95% of emos are homosexual
<Pen_Pen> And the rest are female.
#13731
<Otto[half-a-always]> I made AI smarter than George W. Bush with 47 events
#3352
<dr\gonzo> i'd rather cut off my own penis than run linux
<dr\gonzo> running linux screams I fuck ugly chicks
#4134
<Scofco> just because i like hairless chicks with small tits, and that are younger than me, does not make me a pedophile
<Scofco> it makes me borderline pedophile
#26415
* Rjx had this weird dream
<Rjx> I was watching a documentary about goatse
<Rjx> and they were comparing it to all these artists' work
<Rjx> that's the last time I eat cheese before bed
#19068
<LightYear> I would just get a cellphone recharger for the A/C
<|majik|> well
<LightYear> they are cheap if you know where to look.
<|majik|> the one i have sucks
<LightYear> or you can get a 13.5 volt power supply and hooched that to the adapter..
<|majik|> it pissed me off that it i smashed it ;x
<LightYear> oh smashing isn't really good for electronics.
<LightYear> although I have fixed smashed things before.
<LightYear> go buy a new one.
<LightYear> sometimes I have told customers that... like when something is crap I'll remove a screw from the back and hand it to the customer and say "okay, this is good, replace everything else"
#40081
<sxh> http://chriscobra.topcities.com/wang.jpg
<Kenn> wtf
<utopian> hahahaha snow
<utopian> you just wanged him
<c-rOCK> im still waiting for that day when a girls about to gimme head
<c-rOCK> whips it out
<c-rOCK> and is like
<c-rOCK> MAN IVE SEEN THIS WANG ONLINE BEFORE
Comment: #geekissues
#5017
<Pad-lock> Hey Shithead! You want a fuckin fight?!?! If so come to #teens4christ That is.. if your not a fuckin PUSSY!!!!
#22107
<alpenwrk> deskmod goes down more than a fucking whore
<alpenwrk> deskmod is felating the internet
<The-Jim> but deskmod doesn't give you herpes.
#182512
<Orochi> Well dude, think about it, it beats sticking your dick in the air and being all like "LOOOK AAAT MAAAH JUUUUNK" or something
<Orochi> oh shit wrong window
Orochi acks
<Cirabeau> >.< Xd
<Roxas> lmfao
<Kazuma> XD
<Cirabeau> roflmao
<Orochi> omg I'm closing this shit D:
Orochi [Orochi@Nightstar-5017.hlrn.qwest.net] has quit IRC: Quit: bb tomorrow D
#1047
<ryo-ohki> I'm gonna try setting up some Dutch auctions on eBay.
<blazemore> you're supposed to be 18 to use ebay though :|
<ryo-ohki> Tell that to my 200 pairs of dirty teen boy's undies.
#58364
* Irishblood is now known as talkin_to_cops
<talkin_to_cops> be back in a very long time
#1490
* AaronWL licks jwilbur seductively.
<jwilbur> AaronWL: rawr, you're a frisky one. Too bad you're on AOL, I might catch something
#17749
<Crumbs> anyone know what the strongest painkillers you can buy are?
<Trukkie> guns
#939
<|Chris> yeah weather bug is bloatware and has a lame gui with banner ads
<Guilty> It's the AOL of weather reporting
<|Chris> actually guilty, i think aol has it's own weather reporting
<|Chris> aol time warner can probably make their own fucking weather
<|Chris> bastards
#298781
<jasabella> i been using my coco chanel perfume lol
<jimster> o, fancy
<jasabella> ya, i got it for free anyways and i've barely used it
<jasabella> might as well use it rather than let it evaporate away
<FOXX> Actually, the ONLY way to use perfume is to let it evaporate away.
#300781
s42: I was ranting with my friend about how nonsensical it is for so many people to play Farmville on Facebook... how growing imaginary crops is a waste of time when there's no real goal.
s42: When I realized I play MMORPGS...
s42: I probably do more farming on the internet than fucking farmers do in real life.
#56188
<Nuttacon> i hate this, i have sooooooooooo much i could be doing..
<Nuttacon> it's overwhelming, i end up just worrying about how to do it all and not get anything done :(
<pentium176> i think you need a lesson in time management
<Nuttacon> perhaps
<Nuttacon> i don't know when i'd have time for it
#311057
<Amy> some animals don't have tails, i guess a snake is an example of the opposite
<Amy> where the tail doesn't have an animal
#29059
<DrPoole> she just emailed me. "you are a fucking prick"
<DrPoole> and i hit reply
<DrPoole> and wrote "unsubscribe"
#52958
<Junithorn> Well, I've come to the realization that America really needs to convert to metric..
<Junithorn> I was down in NY visiting a friend and we decide to drive back up to Canada
<Junithorn> So ok, driving along the highway in the US, 60 MPH whatever, 80 MPH... and then we cross the border and he sees the sign, but doesnt see the KMH... 120.
<Junithorn> I didn't even think his car went that fast
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#10488
BeHeMoTh101 : but he told my dad that the whores who worked for him were the most honest people he ever knew
TX Luder : interesting
TX Luder : i would think it would be quite hard to not be honest after youve had a dick in you ass
TX Luder : thats when ya realize life needs to be taken seriously
#25037
<jeev> there are 2 things i hate in life
<jeev> racists and mexicans