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#21414
<Shez> i shall create my own planet named "the planet of dropdead losers named Shez"
<|iCARUS|> Shez: cool!! can i have the planet next to that?
<Scathing> Icarus: the "I'm with Stupid ->" planet?
#52991
<Maniaman> bah
<Maniaman> i forget how to spell maintenance
<Maniaman> wait nevermind
Comment: #gscript at irc.freenode.net
#25206
(Makura) -_-
(@Shady) why the long emoticon?
#299714
<Tkavil> I have to type up a speech of my life
<Tkavil> about 2 minutes long in french
<DerKapitan> bonjour. bon nombre d'entre vous ne me connaissent pas. Je voudrais partager quelques choses. Je n'ai jamais su quel genre j'ai voulu pour être, ainsi vous pourriez dire que je suis niether. au moins après la chirurgie le mois prochain.
<DerKapitan> there. your speech is written.
<Tkavil> let me translate that
<Tkavil> hello. many of you do not know me. Let me share a few things. I never knew what kind I wanted to be, so you could say I am niether. at least after the surgery next month.
<Tkavil> ......
#788
(sonique) i'm sensitive
(sonique) i cry at movies
(sonique) i change clothes 5 times before i go to school
(sonique) i also look at little boys with a glint of danger in my eye
#9130
<FairLighT> you know something's wrong when you have dreams about eating pudding and you wake up with a spoon in your ass
#29865
<parke> [Complimetary system scan] WARNING NEXT.GEN.BLASTER.WORM FOUND! VISIT http://www.microsoft-security-alert.bl.am/ for anti-virus patch.
<Plex> *Click*
<Plex> woah! thanks, that looks serious, brb, Its asking me to reboot.
#4134
<Scofco> just because i like hairless chicks with small tits, and that are younger than me, does not make me a pedophile
<Scofco> it makes me borderline pedophile
#14237
<Armiatge> When I was 5
<Armiatge> I got a penny stuck in my nose
<Armiatge> Man.... good times...good times..
#2200
<D\TOX> my wife pushed from 2-4 pm and then they said "fuck it" and got the foreceps and all that fun stuff
<D\TOX> but they gave her an episiotimy
<D\TOX> the doc took out these scissors with teeth and cut the skin between her vagina and anus
<CoMBo> so when she takes a shit, it can leak into her cunt now?
<D\TOX> no, I don't know what it's like in canada, but they stiched her up afterwards
<D\TOX> they didn't give her some timbits and say "go back to your igloo"
#33898
<tito> the first rule of fap club is we do not talk about fap club
#57018
<lefter> anyways, long sorty short, she shoved 2 fingers in my ass
<celeste_> literally, or figuratively?
<lefter> literally
<lefter> i don't know how you would have 2 fingers figuratively put into ones ass
#8526
<helminthes> haikus are real gay
<helminthes> cause they put limitations
<helminthes> on syllables used
#3348
<sector_> it was a boring uneventful game IMHO and my fucking HO is top-notch
#310842
<maime> That means nothing to a card carrying makeup whore.
<TheEnigma> You carry a card that says "Makeup Whore" on it?
<maime> No but I like to call myself a card carrying makeup whore when the occassion arises.
<maime> Its difficult to explain.
<TheEnigma> Like right now, for instance.
<maime> Exactly
#35880
<Archernar> is this where all the bad people hang out? I heard that IRC is full of bad people..
<jimmiejaz> Archernar, I think that answear would be better answeard if you join #2,000
<-- Archernar (~Archernar@cache2.bnl.gov) has left #linux
Comment: He asked that on 9 different channels....
#34231
<medium> crrj, i complained to my help desk last night at my class about not being able to use linux on their network
<medium> and i got yelled at for installing linux, they said "it corrupts laptop hard drives, it fills it with useless data"
<medium> lol
<GyPSY> lol
<medium> AND it kept booting to linux
<medium> and he said he couldn't boot from a floppy
<medium> because i had a bootloader installed (lilo)
<medium> even though in stark contrast on the boot menu, one of the options clearly says "floppy"
<GyPSY> haha
<+crrj-working> Sounds like you need a new school.
<medium> I agree
<medium> i am disappointed w/ the one i am at
* +crrj-working hands medium a clue-by-four and a clue-bat for applying LARTs with both hands.
Comment: Sometimes 'help desks' means the people working it need help.
#13449
<Blue^_> xach
<Blue^_> wanna bw later?><
<Ershin> OK
<Date`Kyosuke> That almost sounds indecent. :o
#4256
<OpsuPup> i was driving along one day, saw a bmw and thought, that's an ugly bmw, then i realised it was a merc, then i thought, hmm, nice looking merc
#110
<Ohtani> one day I will kill ever person on earth who says 'u' instead of 'u'
<Ohtani> err
<kaientai> Ohtani: Planning a suicide run?
#30512
(bannsheebot): I was so distracted by this banner ad, I typed my login password into the url field.
(Ntruder): hah
(bannsheebot): it shows this little kid smacking his forehead, and the word "College" next to him.
(Ntruder): someone somewhere deserves a marketing award
#77107
Growly|Work: hahahah i bought an opengl book in russian from ebay
snoops: how'd that work out for ya?
Growly|Work: ... on the shelf
snoops: next to the learn russian book?
Comment: #OCNZ
#39284
<mkat> o.o
<mkat> wtf
<mkat> I'm wireless
<mkat> XD
<mkat> I am teh wirelessseeee!
<mkat> as in
<mkat> NO WIRES
<mkat> XD
<mkat> Boy these orinoco cards kick some ass
<mkat> I'm all the way across the street
* mkat has quit IRC (Read error: Operation timed out)
#307664
<Crescens2k> well, there are some h-manga artists who think you can fit arms, legs and penises the size of your arm in there without any problem, so why not a horses head
#14933
<mevrick6> buti dont like verbal sex, cos it creat me problem'