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#33454
<mouse> I think my pulse has stopped.
* mouse reboots
#85791
dftpnkezln: For all of you reporting a score more than 100 as you iq lol @ you. How can you possibly score more than 100%?
dftpnkezln:I'm very happy with my score of 89.
#309684
(@pirokoro) you know your city is fucked up when William Gibson uses it as example of emergent chaotic dystopia :P
#88600
<tmonk> i always got confused when i was younger and saw magazines
<tmonk> where canadians have different prices
<tmonk> i questioned my father. "if we give equal rights to black people why not canadians too?"
#298215
<Lucy__> fuck irc.
<Lucy__> i'm uninstalling this bullshit lonely unattractive elitist middle-aged assholes program
#15360
<FunG> i dunno how anyone thats smart could put up with your opinionated and pretentious ass. if i were locked in a room with you for 10 minutes id stab myself in the face. id have to before your personality oozed all over me and make me second in command of the idiot ship.
#2128
<stretch> !seen tits
* Trivial_ has never seen tits. Sorry!
#6426
<BadlandZ> So, what's new, where are the bots?
<Sprout> they are eating lunch
<BadlandZ> heh.. together?
<Sprout> do you ever see bots eating with people?
#50174
<Raynor> yo yo yo hows cornell
<Jolteon> cool, im actually not months behind in school work like last year
<Zoinky> that's because it hasn't been months since you started
#34217
<kinzillah> pie.
<jej> cocks.
<kinzillah> now THAT'S some word association right there
#295487
<gutupio> My dog has figured out you open the door by turning the handle.
<gutupio> He's trying to open the door now.
<gutupio> I'm afraid his ancestors might be raptors.
#306617
<@Malice> Did I tell you Velox is back home?
<+ark0n> no way sweet
<@Malice> After five years in the deserts of the Middle East, our mother thought he'd want to relax.
<@Malice> So she took him to the beach.
#5353
<AlmtyBob> k funny story tiem
<AlmtyBob> there's this guy at work
<AlmtyBob> and back in the days
<AlmtyBob> I would tell people to ask him how fast his dad can run
<AlmtyBob> and they would
<AlmtyBob> and he'd say, 'dude that's kinda fucked up, my dad lost his legs in a construction accident'
<AlmtyBob> and he's a total straight-faced mf, so it got the best reactions from people
<AlmtyBob> (it was a joke, his dad was fine)
<AlmtyBob> I got this new dealer to do it to him today, he's a supervisor
<AlmtyBob> I was talking to my friend later and I told him to go up to this chick and ask the same thing
<AlmtyBob> little did he know, her father was murdered a few years back
<AlmtyBob> joke's on him!
<AlmtyBob> well, you had to be there
#10607
<Glide20> americans are so stupied
#8440
<Excession> I'm getting seven figures. "FUCK ALL"
#51314
<Patr1ck> wait, why do you have a web cam?
<Patr1ck> there is no broadband here
<DarkSenay> i was supposed to talk with my GF at home
<DarkSenay> yeah, found out there was no broadband
<DarkSenay> and we broke up
#4786
<malkav> 96 kbps is cd quality
<sic> you must have cd's from mexico or something :[[
#15906
<PoisonPen> Those of us who were on Usenet back when it was all computer geeks,
scientists, and university students remember when the tsunami of AOLusers came
in. We thought it was the Gotterdammerung... until WebTV came and revealed
the AOLusers as veritable towering geniuses compared to the slope-browed,
mouth-breathing idiocy they displayed. They made "ME TOOO!" sound like a work
of Shakespeare.
#140289
iGenius52: i have a ladybug in my keyboard...
GogetaFour: LOL
GogetaFour: nice
iGenius52: i tried to take a pic but my phones acting weird
iGenius52: so i took a video instead
iGenius52: but i was listening to rocky music
iGenius52: so now i have a vid of a ladybug running across my keyboard with rocky training music in the background
#310483
< NoelShourai> recently i discovered
< NoelShourai> i can actually draw sonic the hedgehog really well now
< NoelShourai> i think i should be worried
#5863
<mp> i am convinced i am a woman
<Oreoboros> mp: Why's that?
<mp> cuz i went to bed bath and beyond for a shower curtain and left with $700 worth of shit
<mp> and i had to go back because i realized after i checked out that i forgot to buy a fucking shower curtain
#311214
<&kapitank> oh wow a mistype such a rare thing that deserves being pointed out every time it hapens =^)
<~LexPro> hapens
<&T2norway> hapens
#27172
<ch> Cn linux just drop some chrcters from the keybord or is it more likely tht my lptop keybord is bd?
#10380
<@cloudchild> if i wanted to drink the blood from a horned creature, i would've went after bob dole
<@DarkDread> I just thought those were really large ears.
<@cloudchild> nope horns. and he hides his tail well...but you can see his hoofed feet if the camera angle is right
<@cloudchild> "I'm bob dole! i kill virgins and drink the blood of the pope!"
<@DarkDread> what's so bad about that?
<@cloudchild> nothin.
#2789
<brucet> i pay for my internet access - i pay you to HELP me .. so someone better start to tell me how to do it or i'm going to complain about you to my ISP
<brucet> HAHA - you wont call me a lamer when u get sacked by the ISP - i have just wrote an e-mail to them now explaining that you wont help!!