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#15655
<Mystery> singapore is nice
<_eight> pussy is so cheap there.
<Mystery> there aren't any hookers in singapore
<Mystery> you have to cross the border to malaysia for htat
<_eight> mystery, you just been hanging out in the wrong singaporean cemeteries.
#15739
* Efudd names his new firewall box "cannabis"
<Efudd> It's a gateway box!
<Efudd> To Other Bad Networks.
#17980
<meenk> I hate when I am walking through the produce section at the store and they stop me and say "why are you stealing our canteloupe?"
#6472
<[werk]chin> (Bobo) "With the sam's deal on a 100 gb drive, im able to download and store the porn of 10 regular men"
#31061
<Bifrost> I'm sporadic
<synec> i think they have a cream for that now
#295392
< beoba> i d8ed a guy who couldnt get work study because harvard was giving more money than federal rules allowed
< Sub-Zero> you know, it took me a few seconds to understand d8ed.
< Divine> it's some kind of g8alk
Comment: #raspberryheaven
#8385
<MiakaYuki> Chillicha- you'd be better off finding a nice girl to ride, wouldn't you?
<chillicha> i am a girl
<MiakaYuki> Exactly.
#18427
<Rokan> WTF is that road sign mean.....
<Rokan> its a truck ramming into a virtical road
<Zimbu> The sign means: "You are now in Canada. Please kill yourself before it gets even worse."
#40440
<laurent> yeah everything's great except the damn hard disk
<Popdog> need a hd?
<Popdog> i've got a spare 20 i can bring up with me
<laurent> i was trying to seduce Amanda by showing her how fast i could install OpenBSD and i did the bsdlabel editing and hit ok and a pile of newfs errors spam the screen
<Popdog> LOL
<laurent> so needless to say i didn't get lucky that night
#305906
< tobyx> i want to fly to switzerland and make free love to the founder of rapidshare
< mc44> you'll catch something horrible :(
< mc44> but only after you wait 60 seconds
#12438
<Rhombus> US investigators say they have seen neither bodies nor graves while examining a civilian site in central Afghanistan, allegedly targeted by US warplanes earlier this week.
<Rhombus> That sounds like:
<Rhombus> Fox investigators say there is no proof that any henhouses have been raided by foxes.
#31996
<Sean> What some people don't seem to realize is that not everybody spends every waking moment surfing the world wide web. Some of us read email before going out and checking out favorite web pages, web comics included.
<Sean> Some of these same people may have email readers that can read upwards of 100 lines at a time, so blocktext spoiler warnings are not always effective.
<Jacob> Dude, if you can display 100 lines at a time in your email client... you're probably a geek who spends every waking moment surfing the World Wide Web.
#7758
<FifthColumn> best place to pick up chicks is at the orphanage. those 18 year olds get sent out on their own with no place to go, usually
<mogismog> they're usually crazy, too, fifth
<mogismog> makes for a good time in bed
#366
<Toazt> "Too few women on the internet?
<Toazt> There are lots of women on the internet,
<Toazt> only most of them are naked and in JPG-format."
#105463
<CtrlAltDestroy> I was renaming some files on my desktop earlier, and I guess I got mixed up somewhere.
<CtrlAltDestroy> Because I just found a file called "Metroid Prime 3 Corruption - Chocolate Rain.mp3"
#14727
<DistORt> is anyone here actually an op
<DistORt> or are you all just clever lines of script
#42888
<crayola> so, my cousin was a friend's naughty box remover.
<crayola> they had a deal. When the friend died, my cousin would remove all traces of gayness from his house.
<crayola> his parents were to never know he was gay. (other than the fact that he didn't have a girlfriend, loved broadway musicals, and died of AIDS, I'm sure the plan worked perfectly.)
<crayola> In exchange for his role in this, my cousin was to take any Broadway mementos he wanted.
<crayola> he did. I swear, he lived off ebay profits for a year.
#28890
<PRoWoRK> i like my vagina!
<[Piratez]> o.o
<PRoWoRK> ...sorry...
<[Piratez]> pro, this is the part where u type 'wrong chan'
#59664
garysimat: so...
garysimat: all i need is 2000 now to get my rims
garysimat: 1/5 the way there
Aeternum Tacet: ...
Aeternum Tacet: aren't the stock rims nice?
garysimat: there decent
garysimat: but i want 20" chrome
Aeternum Tacet: I mean this in the nicest way possible, but I hope you get robbed
#259327
<+Nohc> I feel like playing video games\
<+Nohc> but I have too much work
<+aero> Has that stopped you before?
<+Nohc> good point
#25155
<Dingles> Why am I such a funny person?
<Jack104> 'Cause your life is a joke?
#4161
<xEh> I could use some help on my image post site
<JaseGuru> If you pay me I will
<xEh> i'm doing it for free so why can't you, some arrogant fellows here
<|Primus> lol. xEH your the one that wants a stranger to do stuff for you, for free
#34388
<Steveo> EVIL STIRS
<Yemminie> EVIL KNEADS
<Yemminie> EVIL PUTS THE BREAD IN THE OVEN
#136
<LkTruth1> I am the most intelligence person in this channel.
#6056
<Guyver3> koolaid time
<Guyver3> what today
<Guyver3> strawberry kiwi
<Guyver3> strawberry kiwi lemonade
<Guyver3> mountain berry blast
<Guyver3> or blood of the preacher's daughter?
<kingmob> the blood one. definitely.