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#3061
<MadScribe> i WILL NEVER EVER live below someone again
<MadScribe> he is apparently redoing the fucking floor
<MadScribe> *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* pause
<MadScribe> *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* pause
<MadScribe> *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* pause
<MadScribe> *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* pause
<MadScribe> for the last fucking hour
<MadScribe> geezus
<toNe> you sure he's not just fucking his wife?
#49903
<mrmitch> question
<ObsidianX> answer
<ObsidianX> man, that was easy
#17291
<Isajeep> in fotr when gandalf first goes to see that other gay wizard what does he first say to him?
<NickBlasta> stfu noob
<Setzer> stfu noob
<CRC> he says: "sup dawg, i r g4nd4lf da gr3y!"
<CRC> we should get the script to LOTR and make it l33t
<DC4ever> CRC - and then add subtitles to the avi of it, and rename it "L0rd of teh r1ngz0rs!"
<CRC> legolas: chex0r this out! *stabs orc in eye with arrow* LOL! di3 f00l! *shoots another orc with arrow* pwned!
<[H]Slacker> divx?
<NickBlasta> orc: CHEATER CHEATER WALLHACK!!1
<CRC> (when pippin/merry/whichever the fuck knocks the armor down the well) Gandalf: omg, noob!
#53189
<Hajuu> Man I love it at my work when old ladies call me a gentleman... Makes me wanna fuck.
#3800
<JibberJim> what should happen to your webpages if you drop dead?
<Jumper> is this a trick question ?
#8250
<Amenace> so your a fifteen year old girl that thinks my wife is hot, hang on while i have a wank
#105771
<alpha>: girls that care about money don't interest me
<alpha>: girls smarter than me do
<Bryant>: girls smarter than you hide their interest in money
<Bryant>: and you cant tell
<Bryant>: because they're smarter than you
#301489
<Anoria> but the replacement parts are coming out of a $3 camera from ebay, so maybe something weird happened to this particular screen. there were no polarizers in either of the parts cameras.
<Bunsen> Man, this is why we need mantis shrimp vision.
<Anoria> I'm simply dying to know what you mean by that.
<Bunsen> Mantis shrimp have freakishly detailed perception of light.
<Bunsen> Like several more pigments than us, plus sensitivity to horizontal, vertical, and circular polarization.
<Anoria> yikes.
<peer> what does a shrimp need with that kind of vision?
<Bunsen> Hell if I know. Ask one.
<Anoria> I know there are beetles whose carapaces circularly polarize light, but I somehow doubt they share habitat
* Anoria reassembles the camera with both polarizers in place so they don't get lost in case someone eventually figures out what to do with them
<Anoria> or not polarizers. gratings. whatever.
<Bunsen> Oh my, I had forgotten that mantis shrimp are also capable of snapping their claws hard enough to cause cavitation and sonoluminescence.
<Anoria> wtf they're physics shrimp
<Bunsen> Exactly.
<Bunsen> Put 'em in heavy water, and I'm pretty sure they'll discover fusion.
<c0nsumer> why have you not done this yet?
<Bunsen> Because I, for one, do *not* welcome our new fusion-powered optics-researching crustacean overlords.
Comment: I'm going to start a band called Physics Shrimp.
#18827
<FrostyGunna> i took a 0 second dump
<Fozzie|TeamUSA> me too
<Fozzie|TeamUSA> one time i had to poo real bad, sat down, and sneezed
<Fozzie|TeamUSA> and it just like... rocketed out.
<Fozzie|TeamUSA> like fast like speed
<FrostyGunna> i got splash back
<Fozzie|TeamUSA> dude, it was like orbital reentry
<Fozzie|TeamUSA> you have nothing on me
#18230
<ZondrZout> Dammit, something is coming out of my ass!
<ZondrZout> brb
#49093
* Quits: shortie ~ When I was a little girl, I had a little quim, I sat upon my bed, and put one finger in. Now I am a woman, and full of all the charm, I can get four fingers in and HALF MY FUCKIN ARM!!! ~
#3075
(Arwen`) spell check on the serch engin is so nice :)
#33485
<Hamhocks> god damn i've been getting boners all day
<Elle> boners are gods way of telling you to 'practice' more
#6367
<Dobbs> I went out on a date once with a women who said that, whatever the society was, it could not function unless women were the "gatekeepers of sex"...
<Dobbs> ...so I said, "Well, not if women were private property."
<Dobbs> That shut her up.
#20246
<EarthQuake> which came first? the chicken or the egg? :o
<EarthQuake> hehe
<@omega> omega came first
<@omega> then the chicken got pregnant
#7021
<Ac3d> ima redneck now...Chevy sent a magazine to my house under the name Bob Jones
#75146
{11:59pm} <Killane> </2006>
{12:00am} <Killane> <2007>
{12:00am} <Killane> I've been waiting a year to do that
Comment: Happy New Year
#5741
(nexxai) chali: can I flood your port? maybe brute force my worm through your backdoor....sniff some packets perhaps?
#39062
<Plob> You were anti-social way before the computer.
<Plob> The computer just attracted you because it requires no social skills.
<semen> the computer just allowed to you communicate without moving.
<Plob> No no, I move.
<Plob> I have a chair with wheels, biatch.
#42000
<@Invictus`> a kamikaze bishop? hm..
<bishop`homework> woOOOOoOO
<@Invictus`> sounds like Extreme Chess 4000
<bishop`homework> indeed.
Comment: #counter-strike @ gamesurge.net
#30892
<@Flyp> !8 ChanServ give me butt sechs?
<@ChanServ> Flyp: No.
<@Flyp> !8 ChanServ pleeeeeeease?
<@ChanServ> Flyp: Not on your life.
<@Flyp> !8 Another time maybe?
<@ChanServ> Flyp: Absolutely not.
<@Flyp> !8 Seeing someone else, eh?
<@ChanServ> Flyp: Yes.
#14826
<^Matt^> I didn't win the lotto btw
<^Matt^> :/
<Windogg> doh
<^Matt^> yeah I really thought I had a chance this time
<^Matt^> like this was the one
<^Matt^> :)
<Windogg> Kinda like the time I felt this one girl was "the one" I got a tight queasy feeling in my stomach, my heart started beating faster, my breath quickened, I started sweating, and I got all weak
<Windogg> Turned out to be undercooked hamburgers
#297328
Zous: so the other day on my way to work, I walked by a couple people who were taking a smoke break outside of the building
Zous: as I was walking by I heard one say "You know, I hear Splenda's supposed to be really bad for you"
#33192
<sarah9991> what's up?
<mindstorms> the nation's average cholesterol count?
#309588
< Dan39> does anyone else get annoyed by stuff that seems too highly abstracted... :|
< _habnabit> Dan39, like your question?
Comment: #python