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#15697
<EFudd> HAHAHAAHH
<EFudd> Subject: Req For Winframe Account
<EFudd> Hi Jason,
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#172
[@kode54] /quote:96 <smcn> uNF = universal noise of fucking
[@kode54] one of my few smcn quotes (I need more!)
[@smcn] ok i will say something funny
[@smcn] i'm having trouble breathing
[@smcn] and my dick is on fire
[@smcn] is this normal?
#152145
<jaminkle> my friends asked me out to a club last night
<jaminkle> and i said ill go if they are going to play good music
<jaminkle> they were like yeah its trance night so i was like ok sweet
<Wabbit98> and it was gay music?
<jaminkle> we walk in there and it was 80's night and Rick Astley was playing
<jaminkle> i got fucking rick rolled!
#8402
<jebs> haha i thought the dude on this ad said 'MORE OF THE WORLDS MOST TERRIFYING MULLETS'
<jebs> but he said moments
#8255
<shagman> k, keep words like cock and fuck out of here
* Runnigan fucks shagman with his cock
#131840
<MartinRandom> Creepier yet the only japanese I know is how to say hello, goodbye, and how to respond when being raped
Comment: #raspberryheaven
#3682
<Guinivere> they have cable in Montana?
<Ouroboros> Yeah, you use it for barb-wire fences.
<Ouroboros> You know, cable.
<Ouroboros> Or for pulling your truck out of the ditch or whatever.
#302680
<dd7> i took a survey of physics undergrads once asking their reaction to suddenly understanding relativity
<dd7> answers were pretty typical: "whoa", "awesome", "thats amazing"
<dd7> one guy apparently pissed himself and went the whole class without realizing it
#2217
<kisama> my playlist is full of essential mixes
<var> essential to what? your pursuit of perfected queendom?
#15641
<superwoman> I had a boyfriend once that made me suck him off while I had a mouthful of beer.
<GrandCow> HAHAHAHA that was me bitch!
<superwoman> DANNY?!?!?!
<GrandCow> MOM?!?!?!?!
#51410
* BuRn sets mode: +v g
* DamDevil sets mode: +v g
<+g> oh oh oh..can i trade my two +v's for a larger prize? :o
#9406
<vim> heh, no wonder i cant hear shit... trying to play this damn redhat cd.
#40040
<Gohanmastaflex> Uni constantly hears his parents having sex because they can't understand the concept of "sound"
<KitBoxPocket> hahahha
<KitBoxPocket> on the plus side
<KitBoxPocket> when he eventually gets a girlfriend he'll know what to say
<KitBoxPocket> <Uni> Ohhh yeah, right there [Uni's mom's name]. <Uni's g/f> ...my name is Sharon, asshole! *slap*
<Gohanmastaflex> hahahaha
<Nyschashi-Seikun> no, more like <uni> Oh yeah! there! [Uni's dad's name]
<KitBoxPocket> bahaha
<Nyschashi-Seikun> ;/
<KitBoxPocket> we're so fucking mean to uni
<Gohanmastaflex> <Uni> Harder! Harder! Don't stop, [Uni's sister's name]!
<KitBoxPocket> >_<
<KitBoxPocket> Uni's sister is like 7, man
<Nyschashi-Seikun> that's what makes it so funny
<Gohanmastaflex> Uni's family doesn't celebrate Christmas
<Gohanmastaflex> they celebrate Straponmas
<KitBoxPocket> I can feel my soul turning blacker the more I hang out with you guys
#519
<smcn> one of these days
<smcn> i'm going to hunt down and kill whoever invented emoticons
<smcn> then i'm going to look at him and go >=D
#261527
<kuiper> My mom got me a toilet brush for Christmas.
<sic> lmao
<sic> have you been using it?
<kuiper> Well, yeah, but it hasn't been working too well. In fact, I think I may just go back to using paper.
#12004
<maff> AMERICA'S ARMY
<maff> defend freedom. online. with some 13 year olds.
#4628
* Smatters sets mode: +girlfriend -lan Element Element
*** Element is now known as You
* You are not an relationship operator. Cannot set mode (+girlfriend)
#6130
<nail|away> Packaging systems are lame. Tarballs are lamer.
So is source. I install me software with personally magnetized
needles and a steady hand.
#31945
<MrThePlague> my thumb hurts..
<MrThePlague> hehe
<usrbingeek> don't stick it so far up your ass then
#2545
<IceWizard> it doesnt take a girl to suck a dick
#36142
<timmo> my friend and i were driving someplace one day
<timmo> and we were driving his womans car
<timmo> he got a nose bleed and i was looking through the glovebox
<timmo> for tissues
<timmo> the only thing i saw was a tampon
<timmo> he shoved it in his nose
<timmo> the thing they dont tell you is
<timmo> when a tampon soaks up blood
<timmo> it expands
<timmo> so after like 5mins
<timmo> hes trying to pull it out
<timmo> and its not coming out
<timmo> eventually he got it out
<timmo> and threw it on the sidewalk of the mall
<timmo> :x
#213280
Me: we finally got Rock Band
Paul: then why are you talking to me?
Me: my pinky is sore
Paul: heh heh...out of context FTW
Me: and my wife hurt her throat on Bon Jovi
#2604
<zip`> bah no use arguing with people who think .fi is fiji
#39811
<Alacard2k> Hello, You may explain your situation to me here.
<Nabisco> i am trying to find out how to make people stop swearing in my chan
<Alacard2k> lol ban them
<Nabisco> its not funny, i am not a cunt lickin ass pumper
#2680
~ frOsty- giggles.. in a manly, tesrosterone-filled sort of way.