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#150040
Erica: Boy name is Easton Thomas. But i got sucked into that. Lol
uuang: Did your boyfriend choose it?
Erica: Yes. He likes the first name cuz he likes basebal and It's a name brand for baseball equipment.
uuang: oh god.. im sorry thats a terrible reason to choose a name. I love mac and cheese but im not naming any kids I have Kraft.

#32095
<peterS> Kneecaps: a 286 is just a bit faster than a 266-MHz Pentium II
<peterS> Kneecaps: but those extra 20 MHz really make a difference sometimes
<Nurbs> peterS: compared to an 8086 it's damn slow, though. but that's almost 8 GHz more, right.
Comment: #debian on Freenode

#10509
<Acheron> Don't hpb's brag about their l33t skillz and high ping when
they're winning?
<Xaotika> you think i have 1337 skills? HAHAHAHSAHASHAHAHAFA
<Xaotika> they rest of you just suck :)

#239784
Jimmy: People like to write on the wall above the urinals ...
Jimmy: So whenever the school has their big monthly tour, they paint over it.
Jimmy: ... the morning after the tour: "FIRST!"

#38280
<Mech> wow 8th grade was so long ago
<Mech> so many memories.
* Mech represses them again.

#1433
<Foo1> I AM JESUS
<Foo1> BOW TO ME
<Foo1> BOW TO MY GREATNESS
<Foo1> FOR I AM THE SAVIOR
<Foo1> (*#$(*$#
*** Foo1 was kicked by Evel (WOOOOO I JUST KICKED JESUS FROM AN IRC CHANNEL!@##!@!@#!@#)

#4852
<ryo-ohki> and it would be an understatement to say I AM FUCKING BAKED OUT OF MY MIND
<DCBastard> lol - what else is new?
<DCBastard> one day you should come into the channel and go "WOW - I AM TOTALLY FUCKING STRAIGHT" - we'd all be like "holy shit! that is amazing!"

#34107
[reeedobs] brb...got to go poop
[Snow] I think it's written into the original IRC RFC that IRC would be a convenient way for people in different geographic regions
to communicate and keep up to date on each others' bowel movements.
[Snow] Indeed!
[Snow] RFC1459:
[Snow] Abstract
[Snow]    The IRC protocol was developed over the last 4 years since it was
[Snow]    first implemented as a means for users on a BBS to chat amongst
[Snow]    themselves and to keep each other informed on intestinal
[Snow]    minutae. Now it supports a world-wide network of servers and
[Snow]    clients, and is stringing to cope with growth. Over the past 2 years,
[Snow]    the average number of users connected to the main IRC network has
[Snow]    grown by a factor of 10.
[Snow] J. Oikarinen & D. Reed, May 1993.
[Snow] I shit you not.
[Snow] No pun intended.

#54623
<maverick> I hate you leo, go fuck yourself.
<leo> Dont tell me what the fuck to do
<leo> Your not my fucking mom
<maverick> uhh, yeah i am..
<leo> ??????
<maverick> oh, i thought you said "your not fucking my mom"..

#1599
<Prae> omg
<Prae> why the fuck do people put copyright notices ont heir shit
<Prae> it takes me long time to remove it :(

#27202
<cth> Well guys, I just learned a very valuable lesson.
<cth> Never,  accidently run over your girlfriend's dog with your riding mower while going 30MPH.
<cth> NEVER

#19970
<|King`Fisherman|> i was feeding my snake, its been a week
<|King`Fisherman|> i was fuckin with it taunting it and teasing it
<Shiv_TXS> is that a metaphor?

#26405
<scabb> Yeah, you still have to wear condoms when you're having sex with a dead person, otherwise she might give birth to ZOMBIES, who will CONQUER THE WORLD. And that's never a good thing. That's why necrophilia is outlawed.

#1505
<mrmanic> Stacy, are you what they call a "hottie"?
<StacySHWR> hhaha
<StacySHWR> i'm 17 :P
<mrmanic> Oh.
<mrmanic> So you're what they call "Jailbait"?

#103771
FrierT: when life gives you lemons, ask life if it knows its supporting underage farming labour in several tropical countries.

#3620
<meohmy> at the end of the day its smokers that keep the hospitals running

#2128
<stretch> !seen tits
* Trivial_ has never seen tits. Sorry!

#62312
<Zenith`> This porn sucks.
<Zenith`> Girl is sortof squatting on a dildo and I'm wondering why the camera man doesn't kick her legs out.

#20534
<CuZZa> they need to hand out personal jizz screens at Matrix Reloaded
<CuZZa> man i had my jacket on my lap most of last night trying to hide the massive BONER i had

#309733
<rmah> (reading books is my primary ipad activity)
<rmah> well, that and crossword puzzles
<atomi> I take my tablet to the bar and use it to ignore people

#22048
<Hippy> Damn its freaking cold in here and my heater is broke :(
<HT101> Oo k that explains y ur willy is so little
<Hippy> WTF u doin with my willy?
<HT101> I got hungry, couldn't find anything else

#67080
<Inkyghost> Steve Irwin died the way he lived.
<Inkyghost> With animals in his heart.

#367
<brojek> The A-Team? it goes like this: they have a "job", get into trouble, get cornered, in that corner they build a tank and then escape :)
<toitle> the best bit was when they made the tank out of left overs from a broken vacuum cleaner

#13876
<@Beramode> nall?
<+Nall> Huh?
<@Beramode> are you outside my apartment?
<@Beramode> it sounds like someone's raping a duck out there, but i don't wanna look, so i had to ask.
<+Nall> ...Are you room 7F?
<@Beramode> maybe..
<@Beramode> are you raping a duck?
<+Nall> maybe..

#28691
<influx> heh what is it with irc and gay jokes?
<zaggy> influx: they go together like my penis and your juicy ass

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