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#48794
<fry> "winnt_accept: Asynchronous AcceptEx failed."
<fry> what?
<fry> okay.. the first result I get when I google for it is a forum entry telling me to google for it..
Comment: #gscript
#305736
<Keyla> we had a fun customer today who came in with a very detailed handwritten list of components for a computer he wanted us to build for him
<Keyla> core i5 or i7, 6-8 GB of ram (or maybe 12), 2 hard drives (he specifically requested no raid)
<Keyla> for word processing
<_habnabit> Maybe he wanted to use OOo
#6247
<chemical-burn> I just had a bowl of clam chowder explode all over my face and chest, now I know how a girl feels when she gives head.
#3239
<BuSteR> afk my eyes are bleeding from this intense conversation
#39676
<Alanna> Saying that Java is nice because it works on all OS's is like saying that anal sex is nice because it works on all genders
#6922
<piman> RVD: Whereas the amount of people watching wrestling grows, oddly enough, at the same rate as the people who are 3rd generation welfare recipients.
#37079
<Jonnyb0y> brb
<Jonnyb0y> need to use land line
* Jonnyb0y has quit IRC
<fc9k> rofl jonny is on 56k :D
<RaBiD> dont take the piss out of the handicapped
#1524
(lo^fi) ok who thinks the "burning schoolhouse" that comes in boxes of fireworks sux ass
(tiko) bill: I do
(dawly) me too :)
(superdave) bill you just have to soak it with gas first
#99640
<Fahl> I just clicked one those banner ads that offer to scan your computer and remove any porn you don't know about.
<Fahl> I turned on my virus/spyware blocker and off I went.
<IonCannon> And?
<Fahl> It completely missed my porn folder.
<Fahl> And my other 6 porn folders.
#108807
<Stueh> Dear Penis,
<Stueh> I don't think I like you anymore.
<Stueh> You used to watch me shave, now all do is stare the the floor.
<Stueh> It used to be just you and me, a paper towel and a dirty magazine. You know, that's all we needed to get by.
<Stueh> But now it seems that things have changed, and I think that you're the one to blame.
<Stueh> Oh penis, I don't like you anymore.
* Penis blinks
<Penis> Dear Stueh, I don't think I like you anymore. 'Cause when you get to drinkin', you put me places I've never been before.
<Penis> Why can't we just get a grip on our mand to hand relationship? Come to terms with truly how we feel? If we put our heads together, we'd just stay home forever.
<Penis> Oh Stueh... I still like you... Let's work on it...
<Stueh> Dear penis, I think I like you after all.
<DamnedPixie> Man... that was touching
<Stueh> You're telling me...
#9961
<CWO_LEADER_XPUNK> He wants to be klined, I dont wanna know if thats a sexual thing or what
#11841
<iNoah> "hi, I'm a lisp virus. please read me with an emacs mail reader and eval me."
<moof> (defun email-virus-hook 'my-virus)
<iNoah> s/defun /add-hook '/
<kermit> Noah takes defun out of everything.
#23831
<|404notfound> Kazaa is like playing Russian roulette, only with porn instead of bullets.
#1729
<blinkchik> can i become a bot and how??
#2583
<kritical> where can I buy a freon tank?
<novocain> you can't
<novocain> you can't even buy a can of spray paint
<novocain> because you're 16
<tenfour> haha
#57705
<apeiron> Chewie[]: all four of my grandparents died because of cancer
<incarnadine> YOU HAD 4 GRANDPARENTS!??!
<incarnadine> er... wait
<incarnadine> nevermind
#49262
<|VIPER|> how can i find the number of files in a directory? (including sub-dirs)
<Petarius> right click -> properties
<Petarius> Oh wait, this is a linux channel
Comment: #gentoo @ EFnet
#2403
<goh> i've got this itching inside me that tells me i can beat you
<intra> like a vaginal itching?
<goh> intra: yes
<intra> just get some vagasil
#23172
sidacola: AH MAW GAWD.
CrayonBreakyWill: What??
sidacola: My grandmother came over and started reading about the threesomes and stuff and Ic ouldn't change the window because of icon porn...
CrayonBreakyWill: ............... roflmao
sidacola: *sobs*
sidacola: I think she read 'cartoon vibrators'.
#16267
<MadHack-> i've developed a bad habit of making a hand motion when i fart
<MadHack-> like i'm pulling a big lever or something
<mrwhite> hahahahhaha
<MadHack-> and i squeeze my face like it takes effort, too
<mrwhite> you'll win the jackpot one day and shit your pants
<MadHack-> and if i'm standing, lift my leg
<MadHack-> farting's really turned into a full-body experience here
#290508
makkusu: THE RULES OF THE INTERNET CAN EAT A BAG OF DICKS
laughlax: Ah, Jason
laughlax: yes they can.
laughlax: rule 34, remember?
#18600
<Makes> that was real cute, asshole
<Fansy> Thank you!
<Makes> welcome to ignore
<Fansy> one time a friend ignored me for 2 days
<Fansy> it was some serious cold-shouldering
<Fansy> I was so bothered by it, whenever I called his house and he hung up I would just keep talking prteending he was there
<Fansy> until the BEEP BEEP BEEP sound anyway
<Fansy> You know Makes, I feel like I could tell you anything
*** Makes sets mode: +m
#600
[17:05] <thinkmad> christ man
[17:05] <thinkmad> i just caught my dad jerking off
#29457
• Nick: GayRightsActivist changed nickname to MavericK
• Channel Mode: ChanServ sets mode +o to MavericK
(@MavericK) this doesnt not mean im gay.
(Dodgy) hahah sena
(@CuT) hahahaha
(@Tumek) no ... we know you'll always be gay
(@MavericK) HAHAHA SHIT
(@MavericK) DOESNT NOT
(@MavericK) FUCK
(@MavericK) OOPS
(@MavericK) :/
#34052
<Lina-> i just applied for a job as a private investigator
<max> so you can investigate privates?