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#38044
(StickMutilator) I was stuck in Mario for a long time.........I didn't realise you could jump
#53269
<TMH> and now I will try a new combination!
<TMH> pringles
<TMH> and garlic and herb dip
* TMH steps forwards into a new frontier!
<TMH> OH MY GOD IT TASTES AWFUL
<@Jude> A new frontier of disgust?
<TMH> it's like eating solid semen
<@Jude> ... Ew.
<TMH> ... not that I have ever eaten solid semen
<@Jude> I was going to ask
<TMH> hm, I'm actually developing a taste for it
<TMH> oh my god I am developing a taste for what I just described as solid semen
<TMH> I AM CONFUSED
#160946
<@Blode> do you like the sonnets?
<Shakespears_sisters> whats that lol
#33659
<Pischk> im infected with something nasty dont accept anything from me
<Brisby> Pischk: How about money?
<DJ_Elfen> not even cash?
<Hurtful_Wolf> what about money?
Comment: a quick set of responses...
#22756
<LarsC> i'm a fuckign ninja.
<exii> Dude, you're not a ninja.
<DJTodd> A fucking Ninja?
<LarsC> yeah. i fuck you, and you don't even know I was there.
<Dayv> I heard your girlfriends have that problem.
#3999
<Veers> Welcome to insomnia, Tony. Even Masturbation won't work right.
#3909
<BombScare> i should go buy a skateboard and go sk00l some kids at the park
<BombScare> since im an expert at all 3 tony hawk games, i should have no problem pulling off those tricks in real life
#48144
<Dogan> today in school the funniest thing ever happened at an assembly
<Dogan> i was up in the stands as part of the band, watching the cheerleaders do some show
<Dogan> and one of the girls loses her balance and falls off the top of the pyramid
<Dogan> So without thinking, i stand up and do a "Wah wah wah wahhhhhhhhhhhhhh" on my trombone
<Dogan> never saw that cheerleader again
#1830
<Acero> i dont know no strippers no more
<Acero> that was when i hung out in the ghetto
<Acero> but now i drive a nice car, so i dont go there
#11257
<c_thur> god i hate my roomates GF
<c_thur> if she was non existant
<c_thur> there would be no hand jobs behind me
#21182
Cyber J: the reason why Canada doesn't have much of a military is because they havn't made over 20 countries hate their guts like their neighbors down south... I know, I live in America :(
#310139
<mroman> how do i rotate the cube?
<boily> you click in the emptiness and drag.
<quintopia> boily: this sounds like a philosophy of life
#116735
<TashaCosta> So has anyone seen that anti-drug commercial where the dog tells his teenage owner, a girl "I don't like it when you smoke weed...it changes you...."
<TashaCosta> ?
<tawniteamo> lol I think so
<TashaCosta> Okay, well, does anyone other than me think that's a really ineffective commercial?
<TashaCosta> Because every drug user I know would look at their talking dog and go "Whoa, I bought some really good stuff!"
#41090
- redgreen [~rg@HSE-Toronto-ppp3478702.sympatico.ca] has joined #england
redgreen> howdy there
redgreen> yeehaw
redgreen> i am from texas
redgreen> anyone into bull riding?
Bite_> oh yes, highly popular activity in england
#34125
*** BabyJesus (~BabyJesus@w126.z066088223.sjc-ca.dsl.cnc.net) has joined channel #fark
* J-Lynx aborts BabyJesus
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#19316
Mortaneous> then there's all those damned clones...
EndersShadow> Boba Fetts/Jango Fetts all over da place
ladmoe> what clones? I don't like clones. they're so...cloneish.
Mortaneous> Boba and Jango... sounds like rednecks to me
EndersShadow> who better to be bounty hunters
Mortaneous> true
ladmoe> yesssuh, we dont like no aliens around heah!
EndersShadow> wellllll, lookeeee here. We got ourselves a Wookie!!!!!
ladmoe> you bes' get youhself a haircut, boy!
Mortaneous> hoo-boy, dem's good eats
EndersShadow> You've got a purty tentacle
#15832
<TAOC> EVILPIE WILL LEAD US INTO A NEW AGE OF ENLIGHTMENT AND PEACE
<TAOC> somebody ban him
#49385
<SkoroMac> hrmm
<SkoroMac> Victoria's Secret is offering me a "Free Supermodel Lip Kit"
<SkoroMac> sounds like some sort of artificial blow job device
#28684
<Lilmissdjgrl> Do you want a cookie?
<EvilCouch> no thanks, I've got directories full of them
#19200
<etiolate> i am a lil loose tonight
<etiolate> I had a brass monkey
<etiolate> which is rum, vodka, and OJ
<IQpierce> they should call it a White Bronco
<IQpierce> because all three of those things were probably in that car
#103236
<Liquid> dude. I haven't visisted youtube in weeks
<Liquid> I'm cured!
#41086
<Ax1om> i used to get high on life
<Ax1om> then i built up a tolerance
<Ax1om> i had to start living a few days at a time before i got the same rush
#50573
<Ragnara> 02:58:23 <Supuun> hay guys
<Ragnara> 02:06:32 <Libido> Hay.
<Ragnara> TIME PARADOX
<Ragnara> Oh wait
<Ragnara> Daylight savings
#291749
<+Max[Tea`age]> just sneezed my headphones across the room
#15361
<@dR¦> gn
<@AN¦FunG> nn
<@dR¦> nn ?
<@AN¦FunG> night night
<@dR¦> my granny used to say that
<@dR¦> are u 86 with blue hair ?
<@dR¦> :P
<@AN¦FunG> well, you are what you eat