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#881
<|scar> Girlfriend pregnant error, [A]bort, [M]arry, [I]gnore ?

#281
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#298199
<@swight> cottage cheese is basically curds and whey isn't it?
<@Rjx> I think it's just the curds part
< dunn> i dont eat anything that rhymes with turd
<@Rjx> pretty sure you've eaten a bird

#6977
<ZXPKNOBB> I should make a cereal, where it is potato chips.
<ZXPKNOBB> And you must eat it in water, not in milk.
<ZXPKNOBB> It'll be called Gross Flakes.

#33618
<+snow_veil> if (age > 14) pork(); else give_candy();

#7958
<sine> "You couldn't get a stroke of genius if you were giving a handjob to Einstein."

#3565
<DMC[tiky]> talon: and dont get me started on your little "provicative" look in the bottom of the picture
<DMC[tiky]> look like someone put ginger ale in your vagina and you are like 'you silly little kitten'
*** DMC[tiky] was kicked by _Talon_ (God, you are so annoying)
*** DMC[tiky] (hi@pcp800792pcs.nrockv01.md.comcast.net) has joined
<DMC[tiky]> haha
<DMC[tiky]> talon is frustrated with my dmc face

#32825
(+Genix) wtf
(+Genix) i just got a spam mail that claimed it would "shrink my penis"
(+BalefireX) did you read it?
(+Genix) :(
(+BalefireX) you didnt need to, did you...
(+Genix) of course it wasn't actually for what it said
(+Genix) it was a porn site
(+Genix) but none the less wtf
Comment: #gideontech

#56492
<swight> I just farted and it sounded like the IE pop up blocker sound

#3969
<blazemore> these japanese guys walked up to me and my friend and started talking to us
<blazemore> and asking which bands we like
<blazemore> so we started naming some off but they hadn't heard of any of them
<blazemore> then i'm like "uh... guns 'n roses"
<blazemore> and they're all "oh yes, we like them very much!"
<ScumDog> you should've whistled "patience" to them
<ScumDog> as a universal message of love
<ScumDog> it transcends the spoken word

#32504
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<cj_> < hi tiffany... >
<cj_>  ---------------
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<cj_>      \  .oOOOOOOOOOOOOO le...
<cj_>         oOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO lllllee...
<cj_>          OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO llllllllllllle...          .,,;
<cj_>           '*OOOOOOOOOOO llllllllllllllllllleeeee`;,:,,;.
<cj_>             ``""*OOO*`lllllllllllllllllllllllllll`.,,;,.
<cj_>                        ``"*elllllllllllll;;llllll:`;;;.
<cj_>                               `""*elllllllllllll::`'," ;
<cj_>                              `      ``""elllllll: :`;'.,
<cj_>                                         `le@@eee; "':`'"
<cj_>                                         .@@@@@@@%:'';';,
<cj_>                                         *@@@@@@@%%:.',;'
<cj_>                                         *@@@@@@@@@@.,;'
<cj_>                                         '@@@@@@@@;';';;
<cj_>                                           ~@@@@@~  ;';'

#39007
< isaac> If a liblog-log4per-perl perl log package can log ...
< isaac> how many logs can log a liblog-log4-perl-perl perl log packagE?

#1615
<eastjinx> from 19 to now, my world has completely changed
<DigDug> my world changes every 6 months :[
<|steve|> the world has changed 3 times since the last time i been out
<sev> world changes for me everyday
<|steve|> but our penis size stays the same

#295261
<numaris> you pidantic bitch santa
<SantaBJ> pedantic.

#19976
<Technogeek> I've had to akick Bruce five times now.
<Technogeek> I feel like I'm playing whack-a-mole over IRC.

#8343
Valvados (~Draco@12.21.190.1957) is now known as Valv|Nekkid
<Valv|Nekkid> My roommate is giving me the strangest look.

#118914
<@jonathan|roh> do you ever accidentally type more than 1 character
<@jonathan|roh> like type "helloo world"
<@jonathan|roh> I do
<LoX`> sometimes
<@jonathan|roh> and I feel guilty when I delete the extra character
<LoX`> I tend to spell "tomorrow" wrong
<LoX`> lol
<@jonathan|roh> it's like I brought that character to life
<@jonathan|roh> and now, I'm deleting it
<LoX`> oh wow
<LoX`> That's definitely something you don't hear everyday
<@jonathan|roh> I feel even more guilty if I delete the first occurance rather than the accidental occurance
<LoX`> You feel guilty over deleting characters?
<@jonathan|roh> you don't?
<@jonathan|roh> what kind of heartless beast are you?

#14006
<FPT-[away]> crotch fires and you: the untold story.

#15839
<Actaeon> Stupid three-dimensional universe.
<Violetnite> Better than a two dimensional universe.
<Actaeon> Well, depends on the dimensions.
<Actaeon> And really, it is a good/bad thing.
<Violetnite> What is the good and bad.
<Violetnite> Just curious.
<Actaeon> The three-dimensionality makes it so that I am seperated from people I meet on here by actualy traversable space. On the other hand, three dimensions are necessary for tits. So, guess I just have to deal.

#47396
* Mayseth dies
Jeter: wewt!
* Jeter steals all your stuff
Mayseth: :(
Jeter: I was trying to get your other arm to fall off so you couldn't resist
Jeter: But death works too
Jeter: I'm emotionally scarred for life, but I've got your stuff
Mayseth: ...
Jeter: But none of it could ever replace you!
Mayseth: not even the computer?
Jeter: no amount of overclocking would make it hot enough to equal your warmth
Mayseth: ...
Jeter: what?
Comment: Geek Love <3 (chat1.ign.com)

#27658
[GrasMan] when i heard that holly jones' murderer was a software developer for MDS i though 'Hey, that means a job opening'

#82688
Robin: goats eat their placentas
Pan Man 120: i actually could have lived without knowing that
Robin: so do some people
Pan Man 120: efuckingw
Pan Man 120: heres an idea robin
Pan Man 120: why dont we talk about kittens
Robin: cats have barbed dicks

#1577
<ccowboy> @chanserv took over my chat-room!

#1309
~ TwinWork is craving chinese
(TwinWork) any asian girls in here?

#33818
<Maddawy> see i always wonder when i'm lookin at pr0n and jerking off so to speak
<Maddawy> and if my mom walks in.. would i hide my dick or the pr0n?
<cerebrus> jerking off so to speak? wtf? jerking off is jerking off, you don't need to so to speak.. RETARD
<Maddawy> whatever...
<greeny> see this hypothetical scenario happened to me...
<Maddawy> lol.. wat did u do?
<greeny> as the matter of fact i did neither..
<greeny> see, it was after the point of no return.. so i just ejaculated, while quietly moaning and looking at my mom apologeticaly
<Maddawy> LOL AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
<greeny> yes.. it's one of the main reasons why i live on campus now...

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