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#21752
<GoddIs> i don have that many friends../.:(
<Meditate> awwww
<Meditate> i got 31 on MSN
<Meditate> and 44 on yahoo
#34984
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#281910
<Gregabyte_> huh... apparently the mayor of Birmingham has been arrested for corruption
<Gregabyte_> and the city is on the edge of bankruptcy
* brimstone turns on the bat sign
<I-MOD> nice....
<MrWorld> Yeah, Alabama Batman is great. The Bat-truck really hauls ass
<Gregabyte_> his arch nemeses include the Possum, Literacy Man, and the Dentist
<MrWorld> And don't forget Alabama Joker
<MrWorld> he may be just a pig in a bunch of clown makeup, but he's still a formidable opponnent
#1739
<Slyfox> I want to make a FPS that mixes the geo-mod techonology of Red Faction, the finesse and action of Max Payne, the gore and damage map feature in Soldier of Fortune, and the story and intrigue of Half-Life. I'll call it "Can't Fuck With This".
#8993
<Tron> damn non-geeks taking over the digital domain!
#670
<Johnno> wouldnt it be cool if there was a cow that had a door on it's side, that when you opened it up, it produced nummmy pie
<wonko> that's a good idea! hold on while I round up some venture capital...
#45437
<Drew> next to that one i found funny is the barcode reader at Regal (movie theater)
<Drew> it had a warning
<Drew> do not look into laser
<Drew> it had it in braille too
Comment: #cam, irc.drivemeinsane.com
#40928
<FoxMulder> Don't you HATE growing up? As a kid you'd dread being called in after school by that sultry hot blonde teacher with the emo glasses and the figure-hugging blouse for a few whacks on the ass....NOW that I'm an adult I have to PAY for such treatment :(((((
Comment: zanet.org.za network
#48553
* JamalTheDucky eats a cookie instead
<JamalTheDucky> ... I wish this was HER cookie :(
<JamalTheDucky> ;_;
<JamalTheDucky> maybe I'll have good dreams tonight :)
<Anaz|LostIt> keep dreaming the unnatainable DM. Eventually you'll completely disconnect with reality and become a stalker!
<JamalTheDucky> and then I'll atleast get some panties!
<Anaz|LostIt> and an introduction to a large 300 lb black man who will love you forever (or at least until parole)
#2761
<evenpar123> "I believe" "But how do you know that you exist to believe?" "Becuase I believe I exist to believe"
<evenpar123> and so on
* evenpar123/#sydvoc is hungry, assuming evenpar123 exists
#68976
<iV> close call tonight
<iV> on my way home from work, and this guy comes out of this alley in front of me, then runs towards me and shoves me down on the ground
<iV> he has a pistol in his hand and says "why'd you do it? tell me why i shouldn't fucking kill you right now!"
<iV> then he stops, looks at me and starts laughing...
<iV> he helps me up and he's like "haha sorry man i thought you were this other dude...whew glad i noticed the difference."
<iV> and he goes back into the alley
<iV> seriously..wtf
#52935
During 2005 NYC MTA strike...
ZeK666: "Breaking news: Bush attempting to intervene, said he feels confident he can solve this problem because has managed similar situations in Railroad Tycoon."
#2483
<jason> life is like a rental car, you fuck it up, and give it back.
#295274
< Yorokobi> I saw a great license plate frame and license plate today. The frame: What would Jesus do? The plate: JWRTFM
Comment: #ubuntu-us-ut on freenode
#19407
[igossip] <Xyzzy@Frontiers> antiterrorism training 101: in each of the following situations, think of what choices the hero of an action movie would make, and dont do that
#11158
-|Darky|ZzZ- Repeat Flood Detected Please do not repeat in #pack (Last & Only Warning)
<|Darky|ZzZ> princess: Please do not repeat in #pack
<princess> ack! not again! :(
* princess says again, i am no fl00der (
<princess> :(
<apekatt> that's just a sign that says you need to expand your vocabulary
<apekatt> hehe
#43377
(@Someone): <\³
(@Someone): erm
(@Someone): <\3
(@core`cappiez): How the fuck do you get a superscript 3, and a regular 3 fucked up.
(@core`cappiez): The superscript isn't even on the fucking keyboard.
(@Someone): lol
(@Someone): it is on mine
(@core`cappiez): Fuck you, no it's not.
(@Someone): i guess you dont have a german keyboard as i have
(@Someone): 3³ its both on the same key
(@core`cappiez): Who the fuck buys a German keyboard, are you retarded or something?
(@Someone): well you cant buy any other keyboards here in germany.
#36296
* meredydd wanders back
* dana points at meredydd
* meredydd blunts at dana
* dana suffers trauma
* meredydd consoles dana
* dana ttys meredydd
* meredydd feels virtual. P(i)ty.
<dana> you'll get baud of it
<meredydd> Not with a serial punner like you around.
<dana> no, not at the rate I'm going
<meredydd> Gah, I'm getting to slow to keep parity with you...
<dana> oi. stopbit, you!
<meredydd> Clear to send this conversation to the bit bucket?
<karynn> i think we need to reinitialize this session
<dana> aye. shan't carrier on much longer
<meredydd> As long as we're in the terminal stages...
<dana> devinitally
<meredydd> +++
#34703
<darkchron> someone know of a good database i can get for free ?
Comment: #MySQL
#9670
<[ryan]> nah when i first saw porn of any kind i was like "man, that must get boring after a while"
<[ryan]> then i went back to programming heh
<shea_> when i first saw programming
<shea_> i was like
<shea_> "man, that must get boring after a while"\
<shea_> then i went back to porn
#3118
<Orange1> why won't openbsd recognize my usb floppy drive?
<Orange1> it starts booting, but then can't find itself
#166066
<Jolt_Rogue> Long, tech explanation,
<Jolt_Rogue> or short simple one?
<Star_Ringer> medium, layman's terms one for someone who sort of knows what you're talking about but not intimately as you
<Jolt_Rogue> So, I'm explaining sex to someone who's seen a lot of porn. Gotcha.
#49395
<digi> I had written a Dune quote on my board this morning: "Truth suffers from too much analysis". Upon returning this evening, I saw that it had been changed to "ruth suffers from too much anal"
#3188
<Chaderz> Damnit man, get MSN!
<Dog_Welder> Unlike most, I find that Bill's dick chafes my ass
#34828
<everest> hahahahaha
<everest> this gas station offered "unleaded, premium, chronic"
<everest> err
<everest> evidently none of what i just said is true.
* everest erases all of your memories
<SlackDug> wha .. what just happened?
<SlackDug> i feel like i blacked out
<everest> must have been an isolated and completely natural incident
* Swight takes away everest's "flashy thing"
<everest> this wouldn't be the first time i've gotten in trouble for flashing my thing
Comment: #geekissues