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#2489
<pesert> Command line?
<pesert> Is that like a special cable?
#32694
<l0de> I was eating a really nice pie (not a slice , but a whole pie) and just as I was eating it a thread was reported which I checked out and checked your links , so midway through my pie I had to stop eating it , then I clicked on the link and saw a mans ass being pulled open.
Comment: Propz to #GNAA on EFnet!
#28325
<Net Force7000> I am the Matrix.
<ChixLoveUnix> int joey[5][3];
<ChixLoveUnix> No, I am the matrix.
Comment: C++ humour.
#56001
< wernicus> everyone on irc is male until proven otherwise
#29050
<clay> yeah i'm not real up to snuff on the length
<clay> or girth
<clay> or functionality
<clay> but i can make sweet floppy sex for hours
#295281
<Blueshirt> damn it
<Blueshirt> sailor moon will have to wait
<Blueshirt> parents downstairs
#158063
<Craiggers> DG was making me watch Chimp Eden tonight and the dude was trying to catch bushmeat traders.
<Craiggers> It was fucking pathetic, he was standing there, being as White as my fucking bare ass with a camera crew, asking his Black friend to ask the bushmeat trader if he had any chimpanzee.
<Craiggers> The dude behind the counter was like "Uhhh, we do not sell chimpanzee because that is illegal and...uhh...wrong."
<Craiggers> Hell, I mean, why don't I go to downtown Indy with a fucking camera crew and ask to buy some crack.
<DeaconVerter> lol
<snex_lptp> maybe they figure a dumb knee-grow doesnt know what a camera is
<Craiggers> "Excuse me, my brother, I believe that I am whack for crack, and am interested in transacting with one who may be able to accommodate my business need."
#23705
<elitotaco> why did i get kicked
<tarvuz> powertrips
* tarvuz was kicked by LordCrank (no powertrips.)
#62295
<Domr0x>Do you have a tape recorder?
<CuzCiz>No
<CuzCiz>but i have a pc with a good mic
<Domr0x>hmm, dont think we can smuggle your pc into the red hot chili peppers concert
#205862
<@taters> note to self
<@taters> DO NOT MESS WITH WIRES WHILE COMPUTER IS RUNNING
<@taters> i just zapped the fucking hell out of myself
<@taters> it shut my computer off, and i swear i smell burning hair
<@taters> funny enough, the first thing i thought after doing it
<@taters> besides "SON OF A BITCH OUCH"
<@taters> was "Hmm, i should have updated it if i was going to end up restarting"
#17347
<kinzillah> I'm going to build a random number generator that works, it will be a small mechanical device that shakes dice and then reads what number came up, then we will have real random number in computers, none of this seeding with the timer shit.
#30609
<cdowdsux> So my friend was telling me about how he tried to commit suicide by taking 20 Advil...so I was just like.. "Dude, why take 20 Advil when you could have just taken 3 Aleve?"
#2963
<MrSede> They made a movie of Phantom Of The Opera. I was like "woah, they made a movie of Phantom Of The Opera." Then I didn't watch it
<Geothermal> you too eh
#18515
<silvershine> Pigs have corkscrew penises. ._.
<Keeju> @,i
<Keeju> they also have 30+ minute orgasms
<silvershine> Yes ._.
<silvershine> And grooved vaginas ._.
<GoldenWing> o.o;;;
<Chaz-> Half an hour orgasms o.O
<Chaz-> Good god o.O
<AnnieCn> lol where the hell did that come from
<Chaz-> I dunno but I'm never gonna look at bacon the same way again...
#309850
<bbitmaster> bah, this is the dumbest thing ever. I broke linux mint over the silliest thing, and I am quite pissed.
<bbitmaster> The bottom panel was too small. I was adjusting it to be more manageable. I accidentally right clicked on the "+" in the dialog that makes it larger.
<bbitmaster> right clicking causes it to go to max size. It now fills the screen and I can't go to any other window or menu or anything. I restarted and it kept that setting.
* 1 hour later
<bbitmaster> I joined the linux mint help channel, the guy there helping me suddenly left
<bbitmaster> he came back and said he was stupid enough to "recreate my problem"
<bbitmaster> and now he's in the same boat
#4776
<ToiletDuk> i'm known as the boston poonmangler
<Lucent> yet you are in atlanta?
<ToiletDuk> jeup
<ToiletDuk> that's why i own
#211187
<HoodrowTrillson> You say -I- have internet badass syndrome? At least I can insult someone without involving genitals or homosexuality you cock-sucking faggot.
#62270
maurspleen: i work at a fish market
maurspleen: now my bf can't tell when i'm on my period
#25152
<kolby> shit I'm sick, just got out of the hospital
<Scofco> You ok?
<kolby> Yea but Ball Reduction surgery is no cup of tea
#4779
<Lucent> i'm just about fucking tired of middle schoolers named samantha e-mailing me for chemistry homework
<Lucent> without giving a picture
#59014
<Azio> Be wary of SEO firms that send you email out of the blue.
<Azio> Amazingly, we get these spam emails too:
<Azio> "Dear google.com,
<Azio> I visited your website and noticed that you are not listed in most of the major search engines and directories..."
#35801
<Tres|Status> eh, i can't find a job because i spend too much time reading bash.org
#39284
<mkat> o.o
<mkat> wtf
<mkat> I'm wireless
<mkat> XD
<mkat> I am teh wirelessseeee!
<mkat> as in
<mkat> NO WIRES
<mkat> XD
<mkat> Boy these orinoco cards kick some ass
<mkat> I'm all the way across the street
* mkat has quit IRC (Read error: Operation timed out)
#70743
<Flaim> headlines:
<Flaim> > New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
#12303
<baldurk> btw, happy independance day!!
<baldurk> although in england we call it thanksgiving day