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#685
<[SkiTzO]> i think the dump i just took was alive.
#10859
<BigTongue> man, look at this slut on the price is right... bob barker is having a viagra attack
#21987
<demiurge> why dont you unban me from bots already
<demiurge> helo?
<TML> 501 5.0.0 HELO requires domain address
#55564
<Swishy> the star trek article on wikipedia
<Swishy> is larger than the intercourse article
<Swishy> SURPRISE!
#33713
<+x24[java]> damnit. i just cheesed my fresh from the drier pants
<@BalefireX> cheesed?
<+x24[java]> a macaroni escaped from the fork and left it's mark with cheese on my pants
<@BalefireX> ah
<@BalefireX> just checking it wasnt slang for defecation
Comment: #gideontech
#36213
Einhander MK II: I really need a gif
Einhander MK II: gf*
Einhander MK II: see :(
#711
<iln> she was taking her pants off one time
<iln> and her underwear
<iln> and i was watching from the back
<iln> and i said "damn. you have a nice ass."
<iln> then she got on all fours and said "you wanna put it in?"
<iln> and thats how i stole kristin doan's anal virginity.
#181576
<@rob> the trolls that are in #flirts are internet trolls. stacy`` is the kind of troll that lives in the ground and under bridges and asks tolls of people passing over her
<@Phrang> oh, i've heard of that profession.
#303435
<Nativehomie> married onijin?
<~onijin> no
<~onijin> I have a fleshlight
#235252
<@`Ace> grrrr, flippin linux aint suposed to crash :(
<@LexMortis> Myth.... BUSTED!
#159372
<&EvilFixIt> orwell missed by a few years with 1984
<Rob> what year did he guess
#50574
EternalFootman: 25g of wafers and 20mL of cheap wine undergo transubstantiation and become the flesh and blood of Jesus. How many Joules of heat are released by the transformation?
LittleBunny32: if you assume that the material properties of GOD possess an infinite enthalpy, and obviously that of mortal materials are finite, then the transubstantiation process requires an infinite amount of energy and will freeze the entire universe. Alternately, if we assume they can be transmuted from the infinite creative capabilities (and energy) of GOD, then by combusting them we can receive an infinite amount of free energy and the catholic church is holding out on us
#28956
<Low`DOHC> I'm not god...
<Low`DOHC> I'm more along the lines of buddha
<CaptChaos> yeah, fat and overly passive
#46074
(Bismarck) Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes!!!!
(Bismarck) France is going to house the new nuclear fusion reactor!
(Bismarck) If it suceeds, cheap long term energy. If it fails, BAM! France is gone!
(Bismarck) It's win win!
#19485
<stu> i literally just had good sex
<stu> my cock is still wet
<clay> and to the internet you go
#46477
<Goat> see? Look at how cool it is. That's why i put it as my homepage.
<girl__> Goat: change your nick. "Goatse? Look at how cool it is. That's why i put it as my homepage."
*** "Goat" is now known as "Tub"
<Tub> Girl, I love thee for pointing that out. =)
#295284
Tenacious: ...yahoo mail is too easy to get into...
Tenacious: all you need is someone's birthday and a general knowledge of them
Ghostman: lol
Ghostman: whose account did you break into?
Tenacious: someone broke into my brothers...so I broke in again, and went in, changed his security question
Tenacious: someone got into his email first...then used that to get into his facebook and change his status to 'I am masturbating'
#29455
<Techdeck> note to self: www.manpages.com is NOT an online resource to get *nix man pages
#32155
<Scepterr> i think i pissed myself yesterday
<Scepterr> but i dont remember
<Scepterr> cause when i woke up this morning i noticed that my pants were soaking wet
<Scepterr> but it doesnt smell like piss
Comment: in oper channel at BetasIRC
#73996
<Glock_> so i'm looking for porn
<Glock_> and i see VIRGIN LAURA PART 1
<Glock_> and then VIRGIN LAURA PART 2
#72500
<Tim> FFS, why did they give me an antidepressant that is also used for treating premature ejaculation >_< masturbating for ten minutes is no fun at all.
#3834
<dot> *shrug*
<dot> i know most references
<dot> because i am ... whats that word?
<dot> i know stuff
#5275
<zymurgy> #define NULL NULL /* because I can dammit! */
#298636
<Gilded> Info: I am now "the Insane" in WoW and have thus won in life
<Gilded> That is all
<insane_alien> winning in life and playing WoW are mutually exclusive
#7426
<glasnost> i was pasting it for everyone else -[
<glasnost> err
<glasnost> =]
<glasnost> fucking sad cyclops instead of happy 2-eyes