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#8376
<Rach|Dressing > i just had the yummiest shower
<Rach|Dressing > it was nice and hot
<Fentom > ....damn it people prove that your hands ARE ON THE KEYBOARD after that comment
#297721
<Artifice> Whoever reminded me of bash.org: Fuck you, I just wasted 2 hours, and I'm not done yet
#8942
<outRider> i bought MoH: AA today... boy, world war II was easy.
#21305
<stigmata`> www.stigmata.dyns.net/images/
<Radio-> why are you scratched up
<stigmata`> well
<stigmata`> it all started when i saw a badger walking in my back yard
<stigmata`> then i thought
<stigmata`> "it'd be cool to shove it down my shirt"
#7499
<paat> I AM FEELING SOMETHING THAT NO EMOTICON CAN DESCRIBE
#3938
<sTek> "ONLY FRIENDS", i hate those two words
<sTek> even worse than "im pregnant"
#26210
* Spike states that his wifey is having contractions about 15 min apart. so I need some fathers day presents.
<Pseudonym> You should be at the hospital instead of on IRC ¬¬
<Spike> well, we are waiting to go to the hospital till we get contractions 5 min apart
<Pseudonym> Ah
<Pseudonym> Sounds painful
<Pseudonym> <spike> QUICK LET ME TELL IRC ABOUT IT%@%#$^@#$#
* schmiddy` thinks of Spike and adds a new entry to "You might be an IRC addict if.
#297245
<MulleDK19> How would I do arctan without a calc?
<HiLander> first, dim the lights
<engimo> put on some barry manilow
<HiLander> pour two glasses of red wine
<engimo> light some candles maybe
<HiLander> and then.. wait for the magic to begin
<engimo> yeh
Comment: #math on freenode
#29132
*** God- has joined #voices
*** ChanServ sets mode: +v God-
<God-> hello
<Teialantis> :o
<Teialantis> I DON'T BELIEVE IN YOU
<Keiron> Well, seeing as Fancia does not enjoy rampant furry sex (read: rape), I would be surprised to see her on Taps.
<Teialantis> o_O
<Fancia> :o
<Keiron> ;P
<Fancia> I do. ^.^
<Fancia> ...
<Fancia> *Horrible* timing.
<Fancia> I was referring to the "God" thing. ^.^;;;;
* Fancia blushes a dark red and flees the room
#12864
<usagi> "As for religion and science, I'm placing a restraining order, Religion must stay 500 feet from Science at all times."
#65178
<dsfargeg> right, I don't even know how to start this calculus question :(
<cjr> I've got a phd on mathematics
<dsfargeg> really?? what do you do now?
<cjr> ?
<cjr> ohhh, i meant a .pdf
<dsfargeg> fuck you
#299789
< yaoi_prophet> haha this guy sitting next to me is playing touhou in class
< PoopOnaShoe> this nerd next to me is chatting on irc or something
< Rabbi-Work> these two guys next to me keep looking at each other's screens
#17119
<barkode> yeah, slap can tell you about how at work he's sitting there on the
web and coding perl, while there's gunplay in the lobby and a bomb scare. We're not even kidding.
<slap> it's all true except the perl.
#8590
<mrempire> humm
<mrempire> -7% burning an iso here
<mathew2> now we know why you work for PC World.
#302082
<Kolin> just googled myself and my dad no longer comes before me
<rye`sky> it's more romantic if you come at the same time
<Kolin> thats sick
#28293
<NeonMorning> I'm so bored I've resorted to entering a general teen chat channel.
<NeonMorning> [02:22:48] <viju> hi girls i am a young male boy who loves to have a peep under the dresses of girls like you or ladies or even housewives. i want to go under the skirts dresses or sarees of all u young n beautiful ladies. i just like to play there and lick all that is avilable down under. Will u allow me under? i Know u want me under ;)
<NeonMorning> English isn't his thing, apparrently.
<Urban_Hermit> he seems to be facinated with Australia...
<NeonMorning> He loves "all that is available in the down under."
<Urban_Hermit> kangaroos... wombats... koalas....
#6156
<demalavor> w00t!
<jdrolet> w00t!
<Zhuzhen> w00t!
<CecilPL> w00t!
<Valvados> w00t!
<demalavor> we need a new word
#38914
<Hidatoshi> the pizza person FORGOT MY FUCKING PIZZA
<Hidatoshi> he gave me one pizza
<Hidatoshi> and I was like
<Hidatoshi> "Uh where's the other one?"
<Hidatoshi> He looked at the recent and said "Oh shit."
<Hidatoshi> "I'll be right back."
#4612
<Overlord> That just pooped into my head.
<Overlord> Ack, one of my worst typos.
#8767
<undrewb> I keep telling you, you can come work for me
<MMouse> what would i be doing?
<Tippytoes> cleaning his house
<undrewb> delphi programming :)
<MMouse> urgh
<MMouse> would i have to learn delphi?
#2361
<chrysOUT> bye =D peace and love!!!
<Sarutobi> peace & cookies, tyne
<Sarutobi> be safe :]
<chrysOUT> ***poOf***
<djglitch> she's not gone
<djglitch> she's addicted
<djglitch> ;)
<chrysOUT> die
<djglitch> hahahahaha
#20602
#closed-minded :@mcc
*** Mode change "+b *!*@* " on #closed-minded by mcc
*** mcc has set the topic on #closed-minded to Come on in for intelligent and interesting discussion of current events.
#103771
FrierT: when life gives you lemons, ask life if it knows its supporting underage farming labour in several tropical countries.
#302592
<+TakeOne> O..o I love the way you can select a date of birth that's later than april 2010.
<+TakeOne> Yes, I'm submitting an application to McDonald's before I'm born because I know how futile my life is going to be.
#36252
<Scoth> Hmm. Good thing these order numbers aren't customer-facing. This customer got BYG1-N1GG4
<jeeves_> that's excellent
<Kurt> just wait until BYG4-N1GG4 comes along