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#52074
<Dogan> man, it's so nice to upgrade your camera from 16 mb to 1024 mb
<Dogan> pictures meter is just 9999 no matter what
<Dogan> it feels like i've picked up an infinite ammo cheat or something
#29959
* zchrist did one of the most dumbest things this morning :D
<keter> whats that
<zchrist> I take 3 meds every morning.. one for allergies, one for my headaches, and the 3rd's just a regular ol' vitamin
<keter> and
<zchrist> so i pour me some orange juice.. pop the cap on a bottle.. take out a pill.. slam it down.. and put the cap back on.. when it hits me...
<zchrist> I just took my dogs heart medication
<keter> lol
Comment: dalnet #C
#302263
hulasikali.wala: k time to try flashing the zaurus
ressedue: arent you supposed to be on a honeymoon? :p
#52958
<Junithorn> Well, I've come to the realization that America really needs to convert to metric..
<Junithorn> I was down in NY visiting a friend and we decide to drive back up to Canada
<Junithorn> So ok, driving along the highway in the US, 60 MPH whatever, 80 MPH... and then we cross the border and he sees the sign, but doesnt see the KMH... 120.
<Junithorn> I didn't even think his car went that fast
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#304949
<dd7> lol i went to a furry role-playing chat once
<dd7> an op hushed me because two lesbians were going at it
<dd7> so i said "type 1 if you're getting off on this"
<dd7> and the entire channel was flooded with numbers
#16802
<NobleKale> old friend emails me with 'I have two special consideration exams next week. what do I study for them?'
<NobleKale> my reply: 'RTFM'
#26424
<[Shinji]> I just had the weirdest dream
<[Shinji]> someone was packet sniffing plain text passwords I was sending to an eggdrop bot
<[Shinji]> and messaged them back to me to taunt me, and I was all "omg hax"
<[Shinji]> then I ssh'd and laughed
<[Shinji]> I miss normal dreams, that involve partially undressed chicks
Comment: #geekissues
#49882
<utonium> * QUESTION * 302975 of 341350, worth 10 points: how many equal sides are there on a scalene triangle?
<utonium> Answer: ....
<mannyt> four
<utonium> Answer: .o..
<Missl337> four
<witchyp00> 4
<Missl337> none
<Missl337> duh
#50686
<lude> do you type things just to see your nick scroll up the screen?
#10567
<Antifuse> christ it's hot out today too
<Bionic_6> yea
<Bionic_6> sweating like pedophile in a playground
#180183
cycon365: it's strange how the internet is the information superhighway
cycon365: and yet we still can't spell worth shit
cycon365: i mean, there's five dictionaries on the internet, just search for it
cbaman: well.....Dictionary is kinda a big word for some people.
#8217
<noskill> I was banned from my junior highs network for having every printer in the school print 5000 pages of "FEED ME PAPER!" simultaneously
#303699
<William> i just find it strange how life is so much about spending money now on the chance of saving money later
<William> we insure everything
<William> i have three kinds of home owner's insurange: one to protect me if i lose my job, one to protect the bank if i lose my job, and one to protect me if someone gets hurt on my property
<William> same thing for cars
<William> also life insurance
<William> health, dental, vision
<William> it's crazy
<William> at some point in order to break even, i'm going to have to start injuring myself on purpose ;-)
#27806
(@LoTTy): I HATE being a chick
(@LoTTy): i cant get the lid of this jar
(@LoTTy): that i wanna put on my corn chips for nachos
(@LoTTy): i got it
(@LoTTy): I'm STRONG!!!
(@IngeniusSpliffWizard): whats that got to do with you being a chick?
(@IngeniusSpliffWizard): we dont use our penis to open jars
#6689
<FatElvis> The only that comes from Texas are steers and...
<josh> ... Jews?
#7526
<Cerebus> when i go on a rampage killing all women on the planet, i'll spare you
<yunicus> yer a dear heart
<yunicus> really
<yunicus> please leave me with a bunch of stinky men
#152231
<Wolfram> if there's any city in the world that deserves to be destroyed by a thousand-foot cock unleashing a hundred billion gallons of radioactive semen, it's Tokyo
#35185
<timmo> also who did they just kill?
<timmo> whos funeral?
<everest> another hamas leader
<everest> Abdel Aziz Rantisi
<timmo> no you fuck
<timmo> on sapranos
#11115
<@brosie > you know what sucks
<@brosie > when you shave your ballsack
<@brosie > and then get diarrhea
<@brosie > and some of the poo gets in a cut you didn't know was there
<@brosie > and you get gangrene
<@brosie > in your nuts
#301914
<Stormgren> She's sorta hitting on him
<Stormgren> but she's a known oddball
<Stormgren> like if you broke up with her, you'd find squirrel skulls hanging on your doorknob crazy
<Jesus> cleaned skulls, or still bloody?
<Jesus> also, does that crazy translated into depraved sexual acts?
<muchomas> depraved or not, it'll end in tears
<Dopey> is she single?
#307982
* krikkert heads for that large downy object in the other room which is rumoured to remove fatigue and restore vitality.
* UmbralRaptor spent far too long wondering why a coffee-maker would be covered in down.
#3618
<establish> 16/f/virgin/36c/firmtits/5'9/125 pounds/I like guys who are short, overweight, not good looking, and who are really into computers and video games/plus I have genital warts
#3260
<c-rOCK> damn my cell phone still reeks of pussy
<c-rOCK> wheres the febreze
<Goemon> Hmm...Did you put it on vibrate?
#60378
<OpZChAoS> hands up anyone who has ever stuffed up a linux installation
* SKoRM puts hands up
<Peppery> never :)
<SKoRM> put a finger up for every time your windows has crashed?
* SKoRM puts up 17
<Peppery> cant...
<Peppery> fingers dont go that high
#152432
<+Guillotine> If anybody wants to participate in the greatest April fools of all time, I need a .wav of the rickroll song and .tga version of every .5 second interval in the video
<+Guillotine> (I think you can see where I'm going with this)
<@Iriel> Hell?
<+Guillotine> Probably