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#341
<Felon> What is a leet? Is that a type of ferret?
#4382
<Euri> When I was 20 (still worked as a waiter), I went out to eat with a friend at a nice-ish restaurant. There was a guy with his girlfriend/mistress/cheap hooker in front of me yelling at the hostess because they took 10 minutes to bring his food to him. So, I went up and asked him how he was doing, and why he didn't call.. and asked if his rash was clearing up.
#34871
* MoTT sets mode: +v system
<+system> whats up with my leet + thingy
<@MoTT> people with +v are marked for sacrifice
<+system> :(
<+system> shat
#3993
* DAEMON watches the most expensive videos on mtv
<SkiTz> the most expensive is bound to be a Michael Jackson clip.
<DAEMON> it costs a lot to buy small children on the black market for his dressing room
#7780
<DarthN> so.. ana... did she touch your... "railgun"?
<ana_class> dude
<ana_class> seriously stfu
<faustwork> lol
<faustwork> did you shoot plasma?
<DarthN> HAHAHAHA
<DarthN> ROFL
<chaoworky> haha
<DarthN> omg hahaha
<ana_class> are you all in second grade still?
<chaoworky> i think he fisted her with his gauntlet
<DarthN> omg
#7885
<Halcr0> If I had a knife, I'd shoot you
#34236
<unchellmatt> weewoo: I had a spammer pissed at me for reporting her "Free Psychic Readings" mailings and getting her shut down. She flames me with "If you didn't want the mail, why didn't you just reply and ask to be removed?!?!"
<unchellmatt> I replied "You're the fucking psychic.... YOu figure it out"
#5345
<Ramen> When my penis grows in size at the site of a naked male, then I'll believe I'm gay.
#296005
<Elista> still..being pissy.
<kaiser> your website has PMS?
<Elista> just the gallery
<Emperor_Nick> The server leaks packets once a month, kaiser
<kaiser> that will take some time till we get to see anything then, nick
<Emperor_Nick> Hehehe
<Chi-Yu> Ah. Coppermine.
<Emperor_Nick> "You don't ping me as much as you used to! You've been eyeing that new blade server! What's wrong, is my core sagging? You want one of those perky young quad core clusters? Asshole!"
<Emperor_Nick> "Please calm down!"
<Emperor_Nick> "SO NOW I'M BEING ILLOGICAL?"
#10185
<Mike_McCormick> how do you change your name? i tried /nick Mike but it won't work
<Mike> that's because I have that one dingleberry
#4753
<xterm> The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?
#18985
-ChanServ- [#etheria] Welcome to Etheria. Please be sure to read the !rules. I hope you die so we can eat your babies.
#43336
<R3mix> once i asked a g33ky chick for her number
<R3mix> and she gave me an IP
<R3mix> it turned out to be the IP for the goatse server :(
#237793
JZarnecki: So I hooked up with a girl for the first time in like a year. She wasn't anything great to look at, but I'll take what I can get.
JZarnecki: Her occupation was USPS delivery.
JZarnecki: We eventually get down to business and I'm fucked up drunk and wearing a condom, but still manage to cum almost immediately because it had been so long. I pumped like 8 times it was terrible. She was pissed
JZarnecki: Anyways, the next day when i wake up shes already gone and i shit you not, there is a "Failure to Deliver" notice from her stuck on my door.
EJAYwarrior42: Give me her new number, I need to invite her to the league of internet superheroes.
#3254
(Mac01) kodEblak: I wanna see your naked ass
(kodEblak) mac: the closest thing you'll get to my ass..is me farting in your direction.
#216681
Colin: So I saw this really hot chick in a bar and I'm thinking man I gotta talk to her. Then i saw she had a black eye and thought, damn, shes taken.
Mike: Looks like someone beat ya to it.
#9532
<Sir Mordred> I was a real bad mo'fo in high school
<lancelot> do you play chess Mordred?
<Sir Mordred> Yeah I used to play a few times a week
#8464
<jamesm> what's a java strategy?
<undrewb> jamesm : its a paradigm shift to e-leverage your legacy OLTP system to implement pervasive business systems
<jamesm> is it like a builder with a 'brick strategy' ?
#689
<aard> i have a dentist appointment tomorrow
<aard> for these cavities
<joeN> aard is going to get his cavities filled :)
<Number-6> bend over; I'll fill your cavity
#14102
<dphead> I think my cat is sick :(
<phunqe> Why?
<dphead> It's all twitchy and stuff...
<phunqe> I'm sure it's just lagged.
<phunqe> Check its fps.
#14692
<ShoeFlip6058>: I made this screenplay where a serial killer goes to random victims houses, goes into their bedrooms, and screams "DON'T WAKE UP" in their faces while they sleep. The wake up, see him, and they die of fright
<ShoeFlip6058>: I would cast Christopher Walken as the killer
<Claypeople>: Dude, if i saw christopher walken in person I'd die of fright
<Jenova>: He's a scary mofo
#301708
<DrCoconut> my toaster seems to have 2 settings
<DrCoconut> bread
<DrCoconut> and charcoal
#5311
<Mutiny-> "large explosion in downtown jerusalem, two cats scared, houseplant shaken and dropped onto floor, israelis occupy palestinian owned areas, 12 palestinians dead in retalitory missle attacks"
#29312
<zenaphex> Hmm. I don't think my mom has SATA. It's a Asus A7N8X.
<zenaphex> err :P
<zenaphex> mom=mobo
#52153
(+Akiros) OMG A GIRL MSGED ME ON AIM
(+Akiros) WHEW that was awesome
(+Akiros) i logged out immediately
(+Akiros) this rocks, i bet this is what sex is like
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