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#152644
<Crucial> whats a quick way to push ipconfig /release, ipconfig /renew to 50 or
so workstations
<Mo> cycle power to the building
#7005
<Rikhei> I am *not* a pricktease
<K`shandra> oh - you follow through. Okay. ;-)
#3342
<smcn> To buy a PS2, or not to buy a PS2: that is the question. Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the moral decay of selling my soul to Sony, or to never play Final Fantasy X?
#959
(Atarax) DrConway: They also had such a poorly designed network that I set my computer's IP to the IP of their gateway and took the entire college network down
#32225
<splice> courier new is the supreme essay expander font
<splice> you can write one sentence and courier new it into a three page thesis
#224012
<psypete> ok, so i have a question
<psypete> fellow geohashers
<psypete> is there any prize or accomplishment for geohashing in a hurricane?
<joannac|reallyAsleep> a darwin award
#9103
<vmob_babe> french is a beautiful language.
<agent_rot> i dont like it
<vmob_babe> why is that?
<agent_rot> cuz i dont like words like 'bourdoeux' or whatever are "bordo"
<vmob_babe> hmm.
<agent_rot> theyre just trying to cheat at scrabble i tell you!
#10185
<Mike_McCormick> how do you change your name? i tried /nick Mike but it won't work
<Mike> that's because I have that one dingleberry
#3851
<shin_k> rez is great though
<shin_k> just because of how insane it is visually
<shin_k> and w/ a great sound system it will make you CRAP YOUR PANTS
<TURBOMEAT> I don't think I've flat out crapped my pants yet
<TURBOMEAT> but there may have been some subtle fecal leakage, yes
#8923
<Celery533> I have single handedly programmed applications which corporations have purchased from me.
* LS * Maur prefers to type double-handedly :)
#2046
<train> i'm on prison net
<train> that still works
<Hooblah> wtf
<Hooblah> prison?
<Hooblah> as in locked up n shit?
<Zebracake> heh!
<Zebracake> no, irc.prison.net
#1701
<Camo> tress, how do I make a program that makes the cd spin really fast and does't stop and if you open the cdrom drive, the cd flies out and cuts your throat?
#56644
hehehe8383: school was pretty fun for me cus of the teachers =P
hehehe8383: like i remember this one time in like 5th grade or something
hehehe8383: i got a bloody nose in my math class and i had on a white shirt to boot
hehehe8383: so i went to the nurse for like 10 min. while i was sittin in the nurses office, the period was over so my class left and another class came in
hehehe8383: but i still had my books there so i had to go back in
hehehe8383: so i walk into the classroom with blood stains on my shirt and holding a blood spotted tissue up to my nose
hehehe8383: so the teacher pointed at me and she goes "see what i do to kids who dont do their homework?"
hehehe8383: i swear to you, this kid next to me had a MORTIFIED look on his face as he started scribbling stuff down on some incomplete worksheet =P
#2338
* snag giggles
<eldee> for a fat guy you giggle alot
<eldee> or are you misspelling jiggle?
#102424
<Maneko> what doesn't kills you only makes you stronger.
<Kojispruke> You have obviously never had a limb ripped off by a bloodthirsty shark.
#51174
Lucius: so im stuck hangin out with this emo kid
Lucius: he goes up to this hot girl and says "hey baby, what are you doing lateR?"
Lucius: she turns to him and goes "boy, i already have a pussy, i dont need another one" and walks away
Lucius: i couldnt stop laughing
Lucius: then he gets this sad look and tells me to shut up
Lucius: i calmly pull out my sharpie and draw a tear on his cheek
Lucius: he literally shrieks and runs away
#21446
<Number1> what do you do when you have a file that refuses to delete?
<Deech> first, you demand, then you threaten, finally you launch an offensive.
<Deech> Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
<Number1> lol
<Number1> I put a gun to its icon, but it still wouldn't budge.
<Deech> some of those files grew up on the wrong sector on the wrong side of the tracks.. they're hard core, yo.
<Number1> "On the next Jerry Springer: Files gone bad."
<Deech> See it now! Hot file on file action!
#11727
<Aboshi> Women. I drive 'em crazy.
<Trinity> crazy = away
#43595
<Jesse> RedBeard: probably a good ice breaker would have been "man, this stuff doesn't look all that great" when you two were looking at the main food line
<Jesse> without the "man" part, though
<RedBeard> i dunno, i wouldnt find "man" to really be gender-specific
<RedBeard> it's a lot like "gee" or "whoa"
<Jesse> yeah, depends on the situation
<GreenToad> "woman! This food is crap!"
#43895
<Luigi30> A bat flew into a hotel room once with my dad's friend who was dropping acid. He went absolutely psycho. My dad walks in, the bat leaves. He asks what the hell went on, and his friend said a 16 foot flying rabbit on rollerskates flew into the room.
<ChrisCF> o_O
<Luigi30> When asked what the rollerskates were for, he said it was so that it didn't break its ankles when it landed.
<ChrisCF> I should stop reading IRC
<Luigi30> This folks, is why you don't drop acid with bats!
<ugen64> um... okay
<Grammy> I'll make a mental note.
<BillyH> Flew into the room, asked for directions, and then flew out humming Onward Christian Soldiers?
Comment: #wikipedia
#19521
<winmutt> on the brighter side of things the waitress t the bar last nite gave me her phone number... might as well have read "this coupon is good for a free fuck"
#160001
[while uploading videos to YouTube]
<urbex> took over two hours?
<myself> yep. Woohoo, comcast?
<myself> well, it failed the first time, got a "connection timed out" after about 80% of it was up...
<myself> so I had to start again, because 1986 called and took their zmodem crash recovery protocol back
#31763
<Rumpelteazer> have you ever drunk hand cream
<Rumpelteazer> I don't feel at all well
<Rumpelteazer> the original bottle broke, and all I had handy was my old coffee cup.
<Rumpelteazer> the bottle broke when I tripped over an old ps2 controller my husband had attatched to my computer for unknown reasons
<Rumpelteazer> and I returned to my desk with a big cup of coffee.
<Rumpelteazer> and I mixed the two cups up.
#4363
<taz> 0x0020 5018 2238 83c7 0000 4745 5420 6874 7470 P."8....GET.http
<taz> 0x0030 3a2f 2f77 7777 2e69 6b65 612e 636f 2e75 ://www.ikea.co.u
<taz> 0x0040 6b2f 7072 6f64 7563 745f 7072 6573 656e k/product_presen
<taz> 0x0050 7461 ta
<taz> muha
* taz snooping mothers network traffic
#41154
<BoomBaBa> Meanie, sorry but I am not a fat 16 year old whose diet consists of pizza and hot pockets
<BluMeanie> I hate pizza
<BluMeanie> and we don't have hot pockets in canada
<mkart64> BluMeanie: why didn't you deny the fat part first
<BluMeanie> mkart, cause the food caught my attention