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#17887
<ShowHour> Any hot girls with a cam free for chat?
<Hot^Gay_Male> yes
<Hot^Gay_Male> msg me
#89114
daftpunk988: Bah, Im gonna hate going to college
daftpunk988: Hell, I still dont know exactly how college and university works yet
daftpunk988: Like majors and minors, what the hell does that mean?
LuminousIce: Major is just your primary field of study... the classes you take, the subject you focus on, etc. It's like choosing what you hated least in high school as something you get more of. Minors are the supplement to that... Like the smaller, less imposing crony that helps out the big scary mother fucker.
#14198
(Horny-Net-Geek): Hi, I just got my computer yesterday morning took all day to set up and I stayed up half the night to download mirc from a web sight in Turkey. My questions is (1) how do I get ops (2) how do you send messages. (3) all women here a/s/l/?
#29831
xerim(9:05:57): Hey, guess what?
hgd0g(9:06:31): lemme guess...
hgd0g(12:44:28): i'm still guessing...
xerim(12:47:12): You're gay, dude.
hgd0g(12:47:17): damn. i was close.
#14704
<PTM> when i was ten...
<PTM> (interesting story, no?)
<PTM> i was messing around with a neighbor girl
<PTM> and like
<PTM> it was mostly naked wrestling
<PTM> with penetration
<PTM> but no orgasms.
<Damsel> you fucking fucked at 10?
<PTM> well if that's your definition of fuck, i suppose
#7651
<Squirrel> and if I'm looking at porn and I jizz all over the RPC's keyboard, is that on-topic?
#310127
<mroman_> I should probably read about privacy laws in the US :)
<Jafet> Don't worry, it won't take that much time.
#14429
<DownstairsVex> we need mirc for unix
<PrincessLeia2> i think mirc for unix would be a sin %)
<DownstairsVex> but i'd rather laugh with the sinners then cry wit the saints
#302276
<skudmunky> the op to peon ratio sucks
<skudmunky> we need more peons
*** Rusty sets mode -o on skudmunky
Comment: #the129
#3014
{[FoF]}Draegos: no, I dont jerk off
{[FoF]}Draegos: i never jacked off and never will
xceptional: your nuts must be the size of bean bag chairs
#1645
n e r d b 5: umm.
n e r d b 5: geforce
n e r d b 5: i dont like em
n e r d b 5: i like nvidia
n e r d b 5: 32mb
n e r d b 5: they rocks
e l i t e m r p: nvidia makes geforce
#61462
(@b) core, do you live in germany or austria
(+core) why do you ask?
(@b) I was wondering if my arm was rubber, how far it would need to stretch to punch you in the face
#1328
<Brinstar> If it wasn't for C, we'd be using BASI, PASAL and OBOL.
#10429
<Toast> WASHINGTON (Reuters) - The Pentagon (news - web sites) has
received information indicating that U.S. warplanes on Monday might have
accidentally bombed a home for senior citizens near the Afghan city of
Herat, a senior defense official said on Tuesday.
<Toast> *sigh*
<dert> oh god
<Toast> I guess that's what happens when you round up the dumbest 10% of
society, give them really big bombs and let them go nuts 10,000 miles
away
#59615
<Alegis> Do you happen to have a harem?
<procto> depends what you mean by "happen", "have", and "harem"
<procto> because if you're asking "do you masturbate" I'll have to decline to answer.
Comment: #qc
#26291
<Rodney> damn mom still on ebay
<territory> lol
<territory> ur selling ur mom?
#74606
<ecks> I'm so virgin, there isnt even a word to describe how much sex I have not had.
#33154
<TheCommisser> so i was sitting at my desk, and guess what happened.
<fred> you "accidently" went on hugedonkeydicks.com when a friend walked in.
<fred> your hands had "slipped" on the keyboard.
<TheCommisser> he has already told you. he prommised.
<fred> Question: what were you looking for?
#10686
<astroDZ> i brought back marlbro 100s
<astroDZ> a carton of them to smoke
<astroDZ> i was told that were was enuff tar in 1 pack , to zip up all of freebsd and openbsd
<astroDZ> anyone care to confirm?
#52939
<Luncheon> i like my women how i like my whiskey... 12 years old and from scotland
#55915
Kederaji: It's the anniversary of Zelda today.
Lasukie: I know
Lasukie: I wore green.
Lasukie: and never walked on an angle
Kederaji: LOL
Kederaji: did you hop?
Kederaji: and sing the song?
Lasukie: yes, about a half hour after I woke up
Kederaji: You will never get laid.
Lasukie: I know -.-
#2942
*** Now talking in #cars
*** Topic is 'No gay sex talk please thanks'
<spazzer> no gay sex talk eh?
<spazzer> this channel is going to be quiet then
#33060
* penut has joined #unbound
* ChanServ sets mode: +o penut
<Recon> wb penut
* Mayseth licks penut
* Dweller refrains from calling mayseth a nutlicker
<Recon> LOL
<Mayseth> I!
<Mayseth> HATE!
<Mayseth> YOU!
#3913
<ScumDog> Mexicans rock because down in Mexico they're too poor to update any of the arcade games
<ScumDog> so all the players rock at games on 12-year-old hardware
<ScumDog> not surprisingly, there's also a large concentration of Double Dragon champions there
#34693
<Fragas> did u have fun at the deb party mr hinton?
<Hinton> yer
<Hinton> the afterparty was shit tho
<Hinton> a bunch of greasy wogs playing doof doof till 5am
<Fragas> lol.......maybe im naive, but whats doof doof?
<Hinton> techno
<Fragas> oh......ooooooooooh
<Fragas> i thought it was a sex game