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#7017
<Ac3d> i guess this isn't TOO bad..i mean it could be worse...
<Ac3d> I only have to re-install my modem everytime i want to get on the net
#3243
* yossarian doesn't have a middle name
<yossarian> i was going to press charges against my folks for circumcising me anyway, i might as well throw in "lack of names"
#30306
<dedhed> Living within your means is totally where it's at
<Grifter> and by "within your means" you mean "with my parents" right?
#6070
<psychicbug> ok, take the bible in a .txt document and open it in notepad. shift every first letter to the right 1, and save it as an .avi. turns out, its a cumshot vid
#307852
<B0g4r7> A Catholic priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar.
<B0g4r7> He orders a beer.
<d4|werk> ba dum tsssssh
<mark251> so how was the beer
#10226
<True_Blue> You ever buy ribbed condoms?
<True_Blue> I always turn them inside out, I'm selfish
#33868
<DamianMor> IceWizard go and suck my nick
* @IceWizard sucks your nick
<@IceWizard> your nick is so long!
<@IceWizard> as long as efnet allows!
<@IceWizard> but..
<@IceWizard> i'd prefer to goto dalnet
<@IceWizard> the guys there have MUCH longer nicks!
<DamianMor> :(
<@IceWizard> yours is a toothpick compared to theirs
Comment: #emu Efnet
#6789
<astyanax> /topic Yes, slashdot is down, please remain seated and oxygen masks will drop frmo the overhead compartment
#10997
<Aiee> That statement is either so deep it would take a lifetime to fully comprehend every particle of its meaning, or it is a load of absolute tosh. Which is it, I wonder?
#2142
<mEsHmAn> how do i set myself as away?
<mEsHmAn> in mIRC
*** theForger sets mode: +b *!*@host62-7-101-176.btinternet.com
*** mEsHmAn was kicked by theForger (mEsHmAn is away)
#27931
<taglin> ok, so te pretty menu came up and is asking you to add drives?
<suds> yeh
<suds> done that
<taglin> k... whats next?
<suds> weee
<suds> hang on a sec...
<suds> need more rum+coke+spritz of lime
<suds> :)
<taglin> heh
<taglin> i think some of the problems with this crazy install could be alcohol related
#28864
* lemming almost ejaculates
* lemming rolls on the floor moaning
<[Bond]> 0.o
<Yumi_Saotome> thats too much info right there
<[Bond]> not for me, send pics
#299563
Alyssa: soo, how are we going to be awesome? i leave what we're doing up to you, cause i just sit around
Marc Truant: pshhh, anything
Marc Truant: we could watch a movie or hang at the mall. maybe chill at a house. fuck. anything!
Alyssa: okayy :D it's up to you
Marc Truant: you didnt catch that, did you?
Alyssa: ...oh
#303044
<+dlong> I wonder if I could do a thesis on Super Mario Bros. as an allegory for drugs and rape
[@tank] o_O
[@tank] i think you could
[@tank] drugs yes
[@tank] rape...idk
[@tank] where does the rape come in
<+dlong> tank: Bowser kidnaps Peach in Super Mario Bros.
[@tank] yes
<+dlong> In Super Mario Bros. 3, he suddenly has 7 kids
#3321
<Road> { private: long member; }
<Road> but for me, that would be a long long
<DAL9000> Road: you'd have to cast it to a char though.
<Road> DAL9000: Hmm, that would cause an overflow
<DAL9000> hah.
<DAL9000> no big deal, i hear you always prematurely core dump anyway
<Road> hahah, ouch
<DAL9000> I COUNTER YOUR GEEK COUNTER WITH AN EVEN GEEKIER COUNTER.
#49878
<Victorian_Skunk> Is there a new virus going around? My Windows has suddenly changed to another language! I think it's Croatian.
<Dan> You Got Serbed!
Comment: #rpgnet
#25353
<Elfin> Hey, it happens. I don't want you to feel that you have to apologise for anything. This is #ecchi-attack, open to all kinds of people.
<Sak> EXCEPT THE BI-CURIOUS
<Elfin> YEAH. And faggots.
<Elfin> And black people.
<Elfin> And Muslims.
<Sak> And Asians.
<Elfin> And Pakistani's.
<Sak> And Native Americans.
<Elfin> Apart from them, everyone else is okay.
<Sak> Ahem.
<Sak> FORGETTING THE JEWS ARE WE???
#13549
<Sumez> so, what's happened over the last week?
<RafaMan>
#52444
rancor1985: this porn sites 404 error is in spanish
pez805: OMG YOU CAN SEE HER PAGINA
#44423
<AI> do you know how to get legal free music?
<AI> call a random helpdesk
<AI> you'll get free music for at least 20 minutes
#6956
<friction> hey hey.
<Turbovec> yo yo yo flapjack
<friction> i... don't know what that means.
<Turbovec> its raper talk, you're not supposed to understand dawg ;-)
<FlipTopBox> Turbovec: i believe you either mean "rapper" or "rapist". considering the context, i'm supposing the first.
#7431
*** MathAngel has left #vancouver
<Phuser> math angel?
<bv3> wtf is a math angel
<Phuser> that is the worst nick i've ever seen
*** Phuser is now known as SocialStudiesWizard
<SocialStudiesWizard> i damn thee
#297067
<prime_> if java really did garbage collection the jvm would uninstall itself
#305477
<rd8t> i asked her to log in with her account...she asked if she users her own password or do i give her mine
#47345
<Khajiit> I don't have much Spyware
<Khajiit> Only I have is from Window's Update
<Mech> You got spyware from Windows Update? :D
<Khajiit> Yes, it is the little baloons that pop-up telling me I need to update
<Khajiit> I got rid of the Spyware so it would leave me alone