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#524
<|WizZard|-Sleeping] I'm going to bed now, and you cant stop me from thinking dirty stuff.
#32415
<Raist> anyway.. gotta go to the vet
<Raist> see whats up with my dong's eye
<Raist> er
<somniloquy> O_O
<Raist> X.x
<Raist> dog
#29166
<BoZmAn20> Goddamnit, my ex girlfriend has such horrible taste in men
<BoZmAn20> wait
<BoZmAn20> Shit.
#5648
<@Plaid> this song is much better with long hair
#33168
*** xt0rt was kicked by [noam] (penis, the only meat that tastes the same dark or light)
Comment: #emu eFnet
#214164
AbortedFetus has left irc.slashnet.org (Ping timeout)
<orbofwisdom> man that was a good burger
<Kitsune> O_o
<Kitsune> did you.. eat... AbortedFetus?
#303193
<Yuyu> Im pretty handy at FAPS games though
<Yuyu> ...........
<Yuyu> FPS
#10958
(morganj): 0 is false and 1 is true, correct?
(alec_eso): 1, morganj
(morganj): bastard.
#32391
(+Gothic_CatGirl) Ewwy I have to do to the doctor today
#302643
sunny_mousey: you are on your way to alcohol poisoning town.
SudoJones: do hety have laoiqikcer store ther
Comment: #inportb on freenode
#35821
<kerpal55> hey guys
<kerpal55> whats the one movie
<kerpal55> where that fat kid is rapping
<kerpal55> about like
<+fftacs> no, stop now!
#11588
<pfk> oh its may 21st..almost time for my bath
#4384
<@JP> before i saw miss cleo's commercial, i didn't know there was a "you are attracted to a large-breasted female co-worker" card in the tarot deck.
#30507
<qbix003> I wanna buy one of those $100 pads
<qbix003> so they don't slide around
<Xylene> qbix003
<Xylene> you can get some $5 pads here
<Xylene> http://www.stayfree.com/
Comment: irc.cheatlist.com #dcemu
#294926
<Metal_Wol> WTF is a l33t h4x0r anyway?
<Metal_Wol> That hurt my head just to fucking TYPE that.
<Momaw> Don't type with your head?
#34140
<@FarkStatsBot> think you need to reboot
<star_angel> i did that already
<star_angel> so bot
<@FarkStatsBot> did you restart the computer?
<star_angel> yeah
<@FarkStatsBot> still didn't fix it?
<star_angel> and when i did then knux was lordcrank
<@FarkStatsBot> you might have a virus
<star_angel> no i have a school pc i cant get viruses... but thanks
#2279
<BombScare> im fuckin done
<BombScare> bah..no high speed net = no streaming pr0n movies
<BombScare> gotta jerk off to memories then :(
#31235
<Kaelic> Broadband, although more expensive than dial-up, is actually saving me money through excessive piracy.
#56987
Caffeinated Soap: haha we were at the mall of Georgia talking about how it was a magnet for pedophiles and how w/ like half the chicks there we could just say don't ask how old I am and I won't ask how old you are
Caffeinated Soap: and we were talking about this while waiting for an elevator
Caffeinated Soap: so we get in the elevator
Caffeinated Soap: and there are some maybe 14-16 yr old chicks behind us, and one starts to get on the elevator and one goes no, no we can't get on with them
#2755
<Nick-spy> MY ROOSTER RAN AWAY! SOMEONE GRAB MY COCK!
#37314
<Redd_Jedi> When people say "Have you been penetrated" does that mean have they been shot?
<Plog> o_O
<Squirtle> O_O
<Redd_Jedi> What?
<Plog> Redd_Jedi: When you have a man and a woman.
<Redd_Jedi> WHOA WHOA WHOA I DONT LIKE WHERE THIS IS GOING
<Plog> they order a bird to drop a baby down their chimney.
<Plog> And the baby is penetrating the chimney you see. >_>
<Redd_Jedi> So that's what it means <_<
#52782
<Twyce_Dailey> ok, i now officially have the coolest cellphone ever
<Twyce_Dailey> i have, for a background, a stopsign with "hammertime" spraypainted across the bottom, for a ringtone, Can't Touch This, and for an SMS alert, M.C. Hammer saying "Stop, Hammertime"
#9329
<@PakiSpice> missy elliot bothers me
<fromtheashes> that video where she wore a garbage bag scared the bejesus outta me
<fromtheashes> im a supa fly, supa dupa fly
<@PakiSpice> yea
<@PakiSpice> i think it left me somewhat scarred
<fromtheashes> why don't you supa dupa fly your fat ass out of a 4th story window
<fromtheashes> and stop giving me nightmares
#43461
<RedBeard> should breakfast cereal be patentable?
<RedBeard> i mean, what if i come up with some insanely good cereal that everybody wants? kellogg's will just make a ripoff and steal all my profits!
<Syntacs> I imagine a precise forumla is patentable. But I think it's pretty easy to make knockoff foods that taste the same.
<RedBeard> probably
<Syntacs> Sort of like when pork was invented, and decimated the cannibalism market.
#25452
<Richie> What fanbois don't realise is that when they speak japanese they sound like the 12 year old girl they learnt it from