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#39816
* Helor is flipping through the defense force job search thingie....
* Helor blinks...why would the army employ musicians...o.O
<Penguinman_EXE> Target practice?
#8093
<Hazim> APPARENTLY I CANNOT CHARGE MALE ESCORTS TO MY LIBRARY CARD
<LR|seksiwidow-> why the hell not?
<Hazim> i dunno.. they thought i wouldn't return them on time?
#23245
<mAJ0RD> im so glad i spent $0 on office xp
#37249
<toku-sama> pagefault calls his father "sperm"
<toku-sama> and his mom "egg"
<pagefault> toku calls his parents test tube and eye dropper
#14524
<Taze> "LEGOLAS PANTS AS HE FILLS YOUR SHAKING LOVE TUNNEL WITH HIS LONG ELVEN ROD"
* Scibert blinks.
<Scibert> "Love tunnel?"
<arenotelicon> yes Sci.
<arenotelicon> this is why porn stories scare me.
<Scibert> Since when did the human body turn into an amusement park ride?
<arenotelicon> we're not sure.
<arenotelicon> sometime after porn was invented.
#8294
<tytyt> the--kav if you were not a man I'd hug you
<deepcut> but as it is, he's too afraid of his own latent homosexuality to dare
<tytyt> there are support group for that
<deepcut> tytyt: I was referring to you
#21066
<@Canadian_Beaver>Yeah, I just finished putting a coat of polish on my hubby's boobs.
<@Canadian_Beaver>ER...boots...
<@Canadian_Beaver>Dammit...I can SO see that on bash.org
*Canadian_Beaver hides in shame
#48005
<fittysix> elmo, if the internet were a city there'd be a resturaunt everyone reccomends, but when you walk in you see a gaping anus
Comment: #genmay on irc.0id.net
#18379
<pb2x> not like I know anything
<Fembot> first rational thing he's typed in a while.
#7244
<Grum_Trivia> shithead1 has won 50 in a row!! Total Points this WEEK: 22347 & this MONTH: 34899
<Shithead1> I am fucking tired of trivia
<Grumman> imagine that
#11623
<Temujin> Holy shit.
<Temujin> 300k/s from an fserve
<SuperScott> Temujin what connection do you have
<Temujin> Cable
<Rawlings> no more "Will suck dick for bandwidth" signs on the interstate, huh tem
<Alice`> Now it's just "Will suck dick"
#45328
<qviri> Sorry, I guess I'm not 1335 enough.
#25556
<%pan-chan^^> i need about 8+ hours of sleep
<+gabu> yes
<+gabu> but you're from australia
<+gabu> you sleep during the day
<+gabu> don't you ?
#19467
Lotach: earlier today at work, I took some confectionary sugar and laid it out in a thin line, then left a straw next to it and walked away
#308049
<@Rjx> you can talk a population into going to war or domestic surveillance
<@Rjx> but free healthcare and legalizing harmless plants
<@Rjx> not quite as easy
#45542
<DarkArchon> You might be spending too much time on the internet when you find & play the shockwave games on the trojan condom website...
Comment: irc.archspace.org #archspace 6666
#6556
<Yawgatog> If I were two I'd try to eat everything in sight, just in case it's a boob in disguise
#10015
<RageATM> im allergic to porn it makes my dick swell
#308280
(rickest) reinventing the wheel is exactly what allows us to travel 80mph without even feeling it. the original wheel fell apart at about 5mph after 100 yards. now they're rubber, self-healing, last 4000 times longer. whoever intended the phrase "you're reinventing the wheel" to be an insult was an idiot.
#301957
<SnowGryphon> At a local internet cafe, I saw the most curious sight - a young man running a browser in a virtual machine and posting on PS3-centric forums. I became aware of the fact that the virtual machine software was linking the host and the VM so that the VM could use the net. Thus, I was given the rare privilege of witnessing an actual troll under a (NAT) bridge.
#8527
<dr_rotcod> you know its days like these when you say to yourself, 'If I don't become famous, how am I going to kill these people and get away with it?'
#4170
<morte> Jesus Peanut Butter Cups: Little pieces of the Son of God in a milk chocolate cup! There's no wrong way to eat a Jesus!
#2098
<digidug> i love it when geeks take every chance they get to brag about their hardware
<digidug> so i was lying in my bed and my DUAL ATHLON 2GHZ SERVER was keeping me awake with its 5 SUPER HIGH THROUGHPUT FANS so i went downstairs and played a SPECIAL SUPER BETA VERSION OF QUAKE 3 (FOR WHICH I AM A BETA TESTER) on my PLEXIGLASS-COVERED TRANSPARENT TOWER WITH FIVE INTEL PENTIUM 4'S RUNNING A CUSTOMIZED VERSION OF LINUX
<digidug> so i didn't get much sleep last night
#41289
<Nark> someone mentions nachos and the whole channel jumps from idling bastards to fools talking about nachos
#298198
<+pichu> 0C = freezing, 100C = boiling
<Hideki-kun> kelvin = C + 273.15
<%^> 0 degrees Celsius = 32 degrees Fahrenheit
<div> i look at all the ppl talking about temperature
<div> and all i see is K F C
<div> <_<
<div> and then i got hungry