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#70483
(ChocoCid) Obviously I was either onto something, or on something.
(ChocoCid) -- Larry Wall on the creation of Perl
(BotlGnomz) And all these years later
(BotlGnomz) we still can't decide.
Comment: #o-gaming on EFNet
#33988
<jonathans> they're muslim
<jonathans> there is no light at the end of the tunnel
<jonathans> just another tunnel
#301446
<isaacx> im bored
<KS> Play with yourself.
<isaacx> like catch?
Comment: Matanet
#23615
<|Jason666|> The suicide rate in the country tripled after the crash of the beloved bash.org. Our thoughts and prayers go out to those 'geek ass bastards' who lost their lives due to this tragic event.
#19465
* Lotach presses his internet-relay Stab-in-eye-omatic button
#10609
(+aileur): man you guys rock
(+aileur): killed 120 people in a wedding
(@SeeDee): news here says 20
(+JoeYoung): eh?
(@headc4se): well they're canadian cd, so using the metric system
(+JoeYoung): metric people
(+JoeYoung): 1 standard person=6 metric people
#4056
([ric]): see if you were scared in legoland, would you shit lego bricks?
#26421
<wild-> why do you want to learn japanese
<gloone> to listen to good music, watch good movies and play good videogames.
#32703
<Rjx> <Rjx> hi new graphics card, I'll just put you in
<Rjx> <gfxcard> HAHA BITCH NOW I CAN CORRUPT YOUR REGISTRY AND MAKE YOUR COMPUTER REFUSE TO BOOT
Comment: #geekissues
#42484
<Paratus> i don't have a girlfriend because that shit, in my experience, ends in pain and heatbreak and fucking angst and linkin park
Comment: #geekissues
#17405
<Blade> what's for supper my beautiful wife?
<Blade> you on a silver platter?
<Blade> CPU: AMD Athlon Thunderbird clocked at 1453.26 MHz
<Blade> OS: Microsoft Windows 98 Second Edition [4.10.2222]
<Blade> RAM: 257MB / 512MB <29% load>
<Blade> Video: NVIDIA GeForce2 MX/MX 400 (1024x768x16 bits) <63MB/64MB video RAM>
<Blade> Sound: SB Live! Wave Device (Driver Version: 5.0) [Stereo]
<Blade> Network Interfaces: NDIS 5.0 driver (Ethernet) <10000000 bps> [5.4 MB received / 0.3 MB sent]
<Blade> Disk: a:\ ()[]: 0.0GB/0.0GB....c:\ (WINDOZE)[FAT32]: 4.4GB/4.9GB....d:\ (BUZINESS)[FAT32]: 12.4GB/12.6GB....e:\ (PLEAZURE)[FAT32]: 22.0GB/23.7GB....f:\ ()[]: 0.0GB/0.0GB
<Blade> Uptime: 0 days, 1 hrs, 2 mins, 3 secs
<SK> what a great prelude to sex.
<SK> system information.
#3112
<shaun|WRK> bah...porno's get borring after like 5 min
<|D-ToX|> all u just told me was u Blow yer load in 5 mins
#31711
<OldManPeterson> once, i was fucking this girly doggy style and she farted right. really loud too, well the bitch looks at me and goes 'its talking to you". so i was like, 'well, tell it to stfu"
#9169
[Modnar] 3y3 0wnz j00
[TMBG37] n0 j00 d0n7
[Modnar] dude, i've got the inv0ice right here
#308611
<@NWH> Stupid Things About the Internet, #87246087: Message boards that automatically change "8)" to an emoticon of a smiley wearing sunglasses.
<@NWH> "My son is so smart (he was skipped ahead to fourth grade at the age of *smiley wearing sunglasses* and now he's reading at a high school level."
#25462
<VgameT> hahahaha, aol just froze
<Mooseka> VGAME THAT'S LIKE SAYING DROWNING VICTIMS ARE WET
#35728
<@Jon> the transition from broadband to dialup it's like driving a corvette, then having both your legs broken and being told to walk.
#38690
<Cynic> wtf...
<Cynic> My mouse just turned off
<Cynic> WHAT THE HELL
<Cynic> HAHAHA
<Cynic> Tooltip: One of the USB devices connected to your system has malfunctioned. CLICK THIS DIALOG BOX for information on how to solve this problem.
<Cynic> <3 Windows XP
#28757
<mef> stupid roommate.. unplugged the router
<xcp> was there a fistfight
<mef> almost
#18080
<wombat> Bukkake is when a Mommy and a Daddy and a Daddy and a Daddy and a Daddy and a Daddy and a Daddy all decide that Mommy needs some special facial moisturiser
#9616
<@djcrom> she looks like shes about to giggle, then strip naked and wail away at her clit with a hammer in a sweaty, bloody session of demented masturbation
<Insolence> damn that's what my mom looked like when she found a porno in my room
#20014
<limejuice> i wish mirc was able to sort the userlist according to level of stupidity so that i could just highlight the top 5 or so and click on ignore
#10699
* Basil|ArFr was promised a BJ from a member of the opposite sex if he gets a C in Literature.
<Fozzie> I've heard of parents giving gifts for good grades, but this is ridiculous!
#8320
<K-Ecchi> SABER DATED A GUY
<Saber> YOU HAVE NO PROOF
<K-Ecchi> YOU TOLD ME
<Saber> I HAVE NO PROOF EITHER
#8123
<arturo-pain-afk> what makes you think it is?
* Sphinx45 points to the door.
<Sphinx45> the sign says so!
<arturo-pain-afk> what sign?
<arturo-pain-afk> theres no sign
* Nelyx adjusts the "Number of Days without having to deal with an Idiot!" sign, so that it now reads 0