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#24239
<TO> ppl think im gay when they first meat me sometimes
#8007
<quacky> if you get carpal tunnel from giving handjobs, can you still get L&I from work?
<Captain_Tenille> Depends if it's job related, I guess.
<Buggy> hmmm... if the handjobs are for managers, maybe
<geekie> technically...you just have to give the handjob at work.
<geekie> and then management is responisble for said handjob
<Buggy> well, it's not really in my job description.. but maybe it's in yours
<geekie> no..if the accident occurs in the workplace, they are liable.
<Buggy> right, so if it's an accidental handjob...
<quacky> that's what I'm talking about.
<Buggy> or an accident occurs while doing the handjob
<quacky> only we're talking about handjob-related injuries
<geekie> right.
#56743
<MootMan> Oi! I think my life is now complete.
<MootMan> Had to cool a clients PC because it was overheatin, the fan on the heatsink was garbled.
<MootMan> I had no replacements, but I had a un-opened can of Beer sitting by, fresh from the freezer (I like to supercool the stuff to near 0*C).
<MootMan> This particular can had a fairly flat serface. I only needed the PC for 5 minutes, anyways.
<MootMan> So I took some artic silver thermal goop, and spread it on the bottom of the beer can.
<MootMan> Stuck it on the proc (a P4), and put a 15lb Cisco book on it to hold it down.
<MootMan> Vola. Sub-ambient cooling.
<goombah> 0_0 thats like blapshemy dude
<MootMan> Who cares. And besides, who needs liquid nitro when you can use BEER? Toms Hardware - "10GHZ Overclocking on Grasshoppa!".
#30425
<rinseaid> they should release QT version 3.1415
#60332
<Gorg> im 6'5"
<Gorg> ladies call me the gentle giant
<moses> ladies call me the genital giant
#368
<RevNeptho> gethostbyintuition() is still a dream of mine
#305699
<Erik> Alright.
<Erik> I'm writing a script that checks my instant messenger logs every couple entries.
<Erik> And if the ratio of Youtube links to actual messages exceeds 20%, it tells me I can't be friends with that person anymore.
#7284
( Fuzzy ) this one chick could type 80wpm at 95% acc
( Fuzzy ) i'm watching her type going "i bet she'd give nice hand jobs"
#299616
xplicitbruno: can someone tell me whats wrong with this : $sql_table_teams = $table_prefix."teams"
Mango: Missing semicolon.
xplicitbruno: Mango can u tell me where exactly or just correct the line i typed above ( i am new at this so dont know much yet )
Mango: At the end of the line.
xplicitbruno: like this
xplicitbruno: $sql_table_teams = $table_prefix."teams"]
Mango: Oh, wow. I don't know what to say to that one
Mango: I was going to give you the link to a page of PHP tips for newbies but I think you may need more help than I can offer.
#8252
<HomerHendelBergenHeinzel> ur so mean :L
<q> is that the frowning face of a stroke victim?
#6692
* TT205 wants to build a SNOT-HIPPO!!!!
<TT205> *blink*
* TT205 wants to build a SNOW-HIPPO!!!!
#2361
<chrysOUT> bye =D peace and love!!!
<Sarutobi> peace & cookies, tyne
<Sarutobi> be safe :]
<chrysOUT> ***poOf***
<djglitch> she's not gone
<djglitch> she's addicted
<djglitch> ;)
<chrysOUT> die
<djglitch> hahahahaha
#17884
<[NM]-K0ld> Looking for a GREAT time with GREAT people? Join #gaychat!
*** [NM]-K0ld has left #cc.
<Rezox> wtf? gay people arent great
<Rezox> gay people are gay
#48080
Somebody137: o god.. at the show saturday i took this chick home... and o god
Somebody137: she was hot
Somebody137: o god
Caffeinated Soap: did you get her number?
Somebody137: what the hell would i do with that?
#3578
<myzery> MIAMI -- An 81-year-old woman who arrived in court Thursday in a wheelchair plotted to smuggle 9,931 doses of Ecstasy in her luggage on a flight from London, authorities said.
<matts> hahah
<[prefix]> haha
<matts> What a doofus
<skycriesx> whered u read that
<myzery> the onion
#7547
[Izazael] when ryll dies, we should cremate him and put his ashes in a coffee filter
[Izazael] mmm nescafe goth blend
#81440
< ipspoon> so last night i had this weird dream
< ipspoon> that like my friends sister was mad coming on to me
< ipspoon> and like she said I could put it in the back
< ipspoon> so i went over there so to speak, and i was having issue getting it in. like I couldn't find the hole
< ipspoon> next, i did what seemed perfectly logical in the dream
< ipspoon> i reached down and pulled off her penis (?!). It was attached with a little suction cup at the balls end.
< ipspoon> anyhow the anus was on the bottom, a little bit behind the head
< ipspoon> so i pulled it apart with my fingers, put my dick in, and re-attached it to the girl
< ipspoon> then fucked her brains out.
<+\x90> ... what the FUCK
#111707
<Russa> but english is the dumbiest and easyest language to understand ever
#55173
<rain_man> keemo - I saw something on ZA that said it's phoning home to Mossad.
<Keemo> no, thats ZionAlarm
#9372
<treph> I have my computer
<treph> and
<treph> no job.
<treph> > i
<treph> You are carrying:
<treph> a computer
<treph> no job
#8405
<Prison_Shank_Blues> i found a fuckin tampax in a public pool
#26376
<pupazz_> What American Pie Has Taught Us : No need to date if your mother bakes pie.
#1330
(fub) I walked into a police station once to pick up some court papers, and I smoked a joint about 5 blocks away and I was was sitting in there for awhile and I looked down at my shoes and the roach was on the front tounge of my shoe ;/
#301358
*** Dice has joined #RDIOOC
<Quia`> roll 2*d6
<Dice> Quia` rolled 2*d6, it returns --> ( 2*d6 = 1 6 ) (7)
<+Komaru> Oh
<+Komaru> Awesome
<+Komaru> roll 99*d999
<Dice> Komaru rolled 99*d999, it returns --> ( 99*d999 = 232 86 149 570 818 481 574 502 713 588 796 766 723 334 221 725 142 579 680 913 195 971 810 859 532 866 624 394 345 392 415 351 402 802 112 404 311 672 899 653 892 862 871 883 958 96 190 921 625 860 646 426 365 333 497 331 613 712 907 604 691 888 382 421 861 629 238 405 873 284 917 3 621 741 708 598 536 345 613 154 591 25 650 306 839 942 799 720 138 123 464 758 31 96 108 935 997 268 315 ) (54206)
<Quia`> WHY IS THAT THE FIRST THING ANYONE DOES WITH IT?
#33156
<!fis> finally my nickalert works =D
<!fis> FUCK
<!fis> i think my screen just burnt through
<!fis> i can type
<!fis> but i don't see anything
<!Purge> fis
<!Purge> fis
<!Purge> fis
<!Purge> fis
<!Purge> fis
<!Purge> fis
<!fis> stop that
<!Purge> actually.. i just tried to morse you something =/