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#2391
<maff> you're such a sarcastabitch brett
<timmo`> if by sarcastic you mean sexy, then yes.
#30122
<@JFeeple> Loth: it gets worse, one of the preferred "methods" of hair removal involves hot wax
* @Lothtiriel winces
<@SuperXdude> yowsie
<@SuperXdude> we use super sticky tape....great for friends who pass out drunk
<@Lothtiriel> that's painful enough... but boiling wax? that's insane
<@JFeeple> remind me never to pass out within 500 miles of X
#72026
<LPF> sara, are you in a relationship?
<kitchen> lpf must be new.
<sarala> LPF, are you being serious?
<LPF> ...have I missed something here?
<sarala> Rjx is my husband
<kitchen> you're married now?
<Rjx> we're married now?
#77492
<big_bob_9> man i just took the SAT
<big_bob_9> im so tired
<krakatau585> haha its really hard isnt it
<beano> thats what your mom said
<big_bob_9> its so long too
<beano> thats what your mom said
<krakatau585> but you still dont have enough time to finish haha
<beano> thats what your mom said
<krakatau585> dude stop before you go too far
<beano> thats what your mom said!
<big_bob_9> rofl
#43039
<Taim> and the power kicks out... <dramatic thunderclap>
~<numist> nice, how are you stil online?
<Taim> wireless connection, battery power.
<Taim> all good ;)
~<numist> yeah, but the wireless base needs power...
~<numist> so does the modem its attached to
<Taim> I'm connected to some house almost a km away
<Taim> actually, I don't really know where the modem I'm connected to is... all I know is that I can connect to it here in my building and I can connect to it at my mothers work that is like a 15 minute walk from here
~<numist> rofl
<Taim> I was lead to believe that most home modems only have an effective range of about 1300ft without interferance
<Taim> or some such animal
<Taim> and presumably a company that could afford high range hardware wouldnt leave their network unsecured
Comment: ridiculous geekiness
#37729
<Lethe> man, if Christ is real, I'm so screwed
#28763
<Wilen> the leghumping of death!
<swampa|work> hey its not that bad!
<Wilen> humping someones leg is really aiming too low :P
<Wilen> reach up for ure goals man!
<Stikes> face humping?
#1574
<jessafk> ;) your just too smart for me
<tress> you're grammar astounds me
#32485
<SemenExit> WTFWTF
<SemenExit> I HAVE LOADS OF VIRUSES
<SemenExit> I had NONE 2 days ago
<Maglev> SemenExit: How many times do you use Kazaa a minute?
#42165
loservii: By the time I go back I won't like him anymore and I'll always be sad because I never got to fuck him.
RocketBoyEeo: Do it anyway.
loservii: I may, depending on whether or not he's single when I get back.
RocketBoyEeo: Ride that pony. Or something.
RocketBoyEeo: Get back on the horse?
RocketBoyEeo: Or just get on it in general.
loservii: You've got it all wrong.
loservii: I'm the pony.
loservii: He gets to ride *me*
RocketBoyEeo: Oh... well... saddle up.
RocketBoyEeo: Or... something...
loservii: I'm like....one of those cheap ass quarter rides in front of Super Wal-Mart.
loservii: Yipee-kie-ie-aye.
RocketBoyEeo: Hahaha. Maybe that's why Wal-Mart reminds me of you.
loservii: LOL.
#297753
<Seth> We were out fishing one time, and I was like, "So what would you do if I was dating your daughter?"
<Seth> And he goes, "I'd kill you."
<Seth> Straight faced, too. ;(
<Seth> And then he pulls out a knife, still straight faced.
<Seth> And then goes, "Just kidding man. She already told me."
<Seth> I damn near shit myself. ;<
#20457
<juri_> calc thread_saftey_dance
<algorithm> o/~ we can thread if we want to/ we can leaving blocking IO behind / but if your libs don't lock (and it seems they don't lock)
then they're no libs of mine. we can block if we want to/ setjmp()? longjmp()? never mind! / and we can act like select() is all
a bad dream / with a scheduler to hide behind o/~
#33213
*** Signoff: disp (Killed (NickServ (Ghost: disposal!disp@syru229-149.syr.edu)))
*** disp (disp@syru229-149.syr.edu) has joined channel #fark
<disp> i am fucking stupid
<disp> from my experience
<goatasaur> took you long enough
<disp> it was on auto reconnect
<disp> i did it manually
<disp> while it was reconnecting
<disp> and then i sat on the server
<disp> thinking i was in the channel
<goatasaur> no, i mean it took you long enough to figure out you're fucking stupid
Comment: #fark on irvingnet.net
#37086
<Vaevictus> now... what to play whilest my torrents finish up
<Vaevictus> hmmm
<Vaevictus> maybe i should play "make supper".
<Vaevictus> hmmm
<Vaevictus> i usually lose that game
#16975
Nazrag is away now to play Tea Fortress Classic
<Nazrag> thats right kids, Tea Fortress Classic
<TheRiff> sweetened or unsweetened
<Nazrag> sweetened, with crumpets on the side
<TheRiff> alright
#23615
<|Jason666|> The suicide rate in the country tripled after the crash of the beloved bash.org. Our thoughts and prayers go out to those 'geek ass bastards' who lost their lives due to this tragic event.
#309328
<Plorkyeran> comcast sure is awesome
<Plorkyeran> it seems that the reason my internet connection has been down for the last two days is that they tried to give me a free upgrade to 105/20
<Plorkyeran> and instead disabled my connection
#32942
KArmA-: telemarketer: yeah, I need to speak to your office manager please(very gruff voice)
KArmA-: me: who the fuck do you think you're talking to?
KArmA-: telemarketer: are you the office manager?
KArmA-: me: no asshole, I said, who do you think you're talking to, with that tone of voice
KArmA-: me: you don't call up and start barking at me like that
KArmA-: telemarketer: well sir I'm sorry but I need to speak to your office manager.
KArmA-: me: for what? he normally doesn't take phone calls for yard apes. . . what do you need to talk to him about that's so special?
KArmA-: telemarketer: !(#*%@ EXCUSE ME?! YARD APE?!?! WHAT IS YOUR NAME!?!?
KArmA-: me: *click*
#40223
<JordanF> "Mr. Gates acknowledged today that the company's error reporting service indicated that 5 percent of all Windows-based computers now crash more than twice each day."
<cnb> the rest don't report
<nforbes> The other computers are all powered off
Comment: #dotgeek @ irc.freenode.net
#303421
<boikpark> The guy was found dead in his apartment with his penis in a jar of peanut butter, apparently.
<Sohcahtoa> Well it sounds like that guy...
* Sohcahtoa puts on his sunglasses
<Sohcahtoa> ...was fucking nuts.
<Sohcahtoa> YYYYEEEAAAAAHHHHH
#301252
<@snow_> i think i could have definitely stolen this chick from her loser boyfriend
<@snow_> but i fucked up
<@snow_> tried to call her fat
<@snow_> so she would come work out w/ me
<@snow_> that backfired hard
Comment: #geekissues
#26437
<Tanis> Im not on first names basis with many people, who is Greg?
<Dany> ..duh
<Dany> plarom
* Plarom waves
<Tanis> Greg are you a bastard?
<Plarom> Appearently.
<Tanis> Keep the good work up!
#2755
<Nick-spy> MY ROOSTER RAN AWAY! SOMEONE GRAB MY COCK!
#40983
Cochese: Facts, shmacts! Everyone twists their facts to make it look believeable and advantageous to their side whether you're a "liberal pussy," "right wing nutjob," or even a so called "unbiased observer." All I know is that my history teacher told me when I'd grow up, things would get a whole lot worse. And goddamn it he was right. Now I'm feeding him social security. Bastard!
#309870
<doublehappy> bomb scare at my work
<doublehappy> S U S P I C I O U S B R I E F C A S E
<doublehappy> we have to leave by the basement door now
<doublehappy> when we leave we have to go via the basement but the driveway goes right past the door where the suspicious briefcase is
<m[at]> as long as you dont taunt the briefcase you'll be fine
<doublehappy> it is an old brown briefcase with a sign saying "FREE"