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#4879
<gee> i made $52 at busch gardens saturday
<iban> in a bathroom stall?
#58694
<Klaxon> Dammit... I'm trying to work with this ridiculously religious client...
<Klaxon> He can't set up his forum because he's refusing to chmod 666 :(
#44410
Kodan882: I DID NOT JUST MAKE THAT TYPO
Kodan882: i went to look up Breastplate on wikipedia
Kodan882: but i instead typed Beastality
Kodan882: FUCK
DragonmasterJB0: HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DragonmasterJB0: Gogo Freud.
#14526
<oneo|SUMMER> the US has some of the best schools in the nation
#1850
<Shiznaught> what better kinston or micron ram
<devGOD> i like kingston
<devGOD> did you know kingston's founder is an ex-football player
<`michael> that really makes their ram better too
#31267
<kickthepc> kids seriously dont know how to spell normally any more
<kickthepc> hello neon
<Neon[UK]> hihi
<Neon[UK]> byra, kick
* Neon[UK] nods
<byra> you didn't know how to spell grammar
<kickthepc> i do, i just always spell it wrong
<kickthepc> and yes, that does make sense
<byra> which would mean you dont know how to spell it...
<kickthepc> no, let me rephrase
<kickthepc> i know how to spell grammer, its just I always hit the a key instead of the e
* byra coughs
<kickthepc> er
<Neon[UK]> rofl
<kickthepc> ffs
<Rjx> taaaaaard
<kickthepc> stupid fucking fingers
<Rjx> taaaaaaard
#44247
<vhold> "a government mandated wireless protocol that transmits to the receiver how many calories and other nutritional information they will receive from their food purchase."
<Skud> vhold: wtf?
<vhold> I just made that up and put it in quotes to make more interesting
#27930
(@ian) my neighbor must have been like 5 or 6 yrs old
(@ian) and i was in like 4th grade
(@ian) so my friend (who lives on the other side of this kid)
(@ian) we drank some cokes
(@ian) and we were bored
(@ian) so we went out in the woods and pissed inside one of the cans
(@ian) and between both of us we like filled it up
(@ian) so then we were like hey justin.... this pop is warm i don't want it
(@ian) OK LEFT M3 HAFT IT PWEEZE!
(@ian) THIF TAFTE LAIK PISS KTHX
(@ian) *drinks some more*
(@ian) GROSS
(@ian) throws it down
(@ian) YOU GUYS SUCK
(@ian) *leaves*
(@ian) then his mom got all pissed off
(@ian) now that i think about it
(@ian) it's bad enough to drink a pop can that 2 other people's dicks have been on
(@ian) despite the fact that he drank half a coke can of piss
#32084
<{LD}> roses are red
<{LD}> violets are blue
<{LD}> in soviet russia
<{LD}> poems write you
#289288
[middle of december]
<Wuffles> I just got my subscription confirmation for my MySQL course of November, 24
<Wuffles> How about that for timely delivery
<wouter> Wuffles: lol.
<wouter> thats quite early if its for next year. :)
<Wuffles> it isn't, alas :-)
<Wuffles> wouter: it gets better: the young lady answered that it was because they had trouble with their database :-D
#306764
<@carlsson> Today is the birthday of the IBM PC and the Berlin wall!
<@carlsson> I wonder which one has caused most grief and suffering.
#52717
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<@orange1> that would be vyk spilling root beer on his powerbook
Comment: he works in the cube next to mine. he yelled some might loud profanities.
#36256
<esmerelda> exactly what is it 28 days later than anyway?
<Antifreez> I don't know. I always figured it was about the menstrual cycle.
#11050
<Zuwadza> "When all you've got is a penis, everything looks like an anus." - Japanese proverb
#484
"A lot of people wonder how you know you're in love. Just ask yourself this
one question: "Would I mind being financially destroyed by this person?"
- Ronnie Shakes
#171657
< evitable> i always rather liked badminton
< evitable> except for the time i hit a shuttlecock into a tree
< evitable> then lost a racket trying to get it out
< evitable> lost a rake tryin to get the racket
< evitable> and lost a fucking 2x4 trying to get anything
< evitable> then ruined my pants with sap
#2382
(Pro_Mark) dOkTeR-- i jerked three times today
(tp9com) i think doin it in the morn fuggs u up
(ackbar) its because once youve ejaculated for the day theres no point in even being alive
#39284
<mkat> o.o
<mkat> wtf
<mkat> I'm wireless
<mkat> XD
<mkat> I am teh wirelessseeee!
<mkat> as in
<mkat> NO WIRES
<mkat> XD
<mkat> Boy these orinoco cards kick some ass
<mkat> I'm all the way across the street
* mkat has quit IRC (Read error: Operation timed out)
#11609
<Lac> Whats so unfathomable of: Double click zip file, hit extract, click the C: Drive, hit ok.
<hmne> Slow down, double what?
#47368
<Tycho> AND I HOPE YOU ALL CHOKE AND DIE
<Tycho> except you War
<Warmachine> :D
<Tycho> I HOPE YOU DROWN
<WarMachine> oh :(
#3377
[20:21] <Wabajape> how many gbas did you buy?
[20:21] <KidHype> 2
[20:22] <KidHype> his and hers
[20:22] <Wabajape> none for the kids?
[20:22] <KidHype> we are the kids
#1693
<Eibii> I'm crossdressing for the next con, thank ye gods. Fewer chunky Star Trek fanboys in bad latex following me around and asking me to dinner, at least. THe joy of sexual alienation...
#34314
<Philth> WTF?
<Philth> new jenga 9/11 memorial twin pack
<Philth> comes with a little plane to push the blocks out
#300759
tfpen: kind of ironic that a "full service ad agency" outsources their site
tfpen: unless this is your employer...
nomercy: my entire career is doing websites for people who say they do websites
#68462
< PatrickBic> will go home soon
< PatrickBic> and no parents at home the whole weekend...
< JimPanic> Sounds like fun. :D
< PatrickBic> ye
< void[]> Party at PatrickBic's place
< PatrickBic> yea
< void[]> Bring your own compiler.