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#299844
<Jafet> How the hell does youtube order its comments anyway?
<FauxFaux> Most annoying first.
#1703
<Rapture> i need to hit someone
<Rapture> a guy from work just came online
<Rapture> can we smurf him
#1107
* MadHatter is back from: Rebooting!
<^enex^> do you feel refreshed
#23688
<Billthe4th> im am what we in the business call a 7331 h4x0r
<monged> its 1337......
<Billthe4th> im new to the business
#21542
<froggie> is 7stray4,duCks" a good password?
<gregh> no, because you just pasted it in #distributed
#60730
08:22 <bjorn> ok, time for the daily commute! brb
08:23 <bjorn> back
Comment: he commutes from the bedroom to the living room to get to work
#2113
<Tristan> Anyone thinks I should trade my '00 VW Cabrio for '01 Honda Prelude?
<tigeraid> at least the Prelude has about 90% less homosexual factor
<Rydawg> tristan, do you like guys?
<Rydawg> how do you shift gears when your wrist is so freakin limp?
#30507
<qbix003> I wanna buy one of those $100 pads
<qbix003> so they don't slide around
<Xylene> qbix003
<Xylene> you can get some $5 pads here
<Xylene> http://www.stayfree.com/
Comment: irc.cheatlist.com #dcemu
#60287
<Elly> hmm
<Elly> how expensive are 3ds max and photoshop?
<Eldritch> free :P
<Elly> no seriously
<Eldritch> I am serious
<Elly> why would photoshop be free?
<Elly> 3ds max definitely isn't free
<[Bond]> free.
<Eldritch> Elly bitrorrent
<[Bond]> heh
<Elly> I want a legit copy
<Eldritch> oh lol what for?
<Elly> Photoshop CS2 is $650
<Elly> who are they kidding
<Elly> I'm not buying that
* Elly fires up BitTorrent
#6204
<felix:#916> there is a DEAD FUCKING RAT in our server room
<felix:#916> it's like, ROTTING
<felix:#916> STUCK UNDER A CABINET AND NOBODY CAN GET TO IT
<felix:#916> 8 or 9" long, overall
<asphyxia:#916> damn packet kiddies
#44435
* Neitokun wanders around looking for something to do * maybe i'll just go into the *gasp* real world... <<
<Neitokun> nevermind, theres a new story coming up on slashdot.
<Neitokun> ... >< did i seriously just say that?
<Doc_Shinryuu> Yes, you did. :D
<Neitokun> damnit.
#948
(jesdynf) I want an emulator that, every time you try to load a game, there's a 6% chance it pops up a dialog that says "It's not loading! Tap the A button to blow the dust out."
#56888
<dizzy_> BlueInferno why did you give up on christianity?
<BlueInferno> dizzy_, I read the bible.
#56408
JennyWang08: i think ihave
JennyWang08: starting to have
JennyWang08: problems communicate
QreepyBORIS: Really.
#2438
<Amanda`> it's confirmed
<Amanda`> roommate is having sex again, right now
<Amanda`> HOLY SHIT
<Amanda`> I HEAR LIKE
<Amanda`> SUCTION NOISES
#31562
<wildboar> http://marsrovers.jpl.nasa.gov/gallery/all/spirit.html
<Wish> no colour pictures? :(
<wildboar> they can't be in color or you would realize this is actually somewhere in Nevada
#8704
<prower> check out what i put on e-bay
<tom_> oh god
<tom_> are you trying to sell your sister again
<tom_> i keep telling you its illegal
#44926
<@shrapnel> im going to create a doll with black hair, and a razor in one hand
<@shrapnel> i will call it
<@shrapnel> "Tickle me Emo"
Comment: #tenor @ irc.gameradius.org
#7881
<MafiaLeader> The MORE computers does not mean teh big wang
<pk|notbusy> oh but it does, u knoew. Women go wild for a man with more than 5 obsolete Aplles
<pk|notbusy> they think, like "Cool, he must be a AUTHOR or publisher, maybve he'll make me a webasite for all my dog paintings...."
#11708
<Nighters> I've decided that if i'm not happy when i'm 40 i'm going to kill 2-3 people who are like 18-19 with BRIGHT ASS FUTURES
#1063
(nexxai) looking at porn with your dad's girlfriend in the room is weird
#15634
<drunkers> do you know who i am?
<vinnieT> nope
<drunkers> i could rip your eyes out and stick them in your knee and make your knee read a book
<vinnieT> i dont read
#9587
<Lloyddy> Can anyone tell me what sex feels like? My friend wants to know
#519
<smcn> one of these days
<smcn> i'm going to hunt down and kill whoever invented emoticons
<smcn> then i'm going to look at him and go >=D
#309782
<@Taryn> some people apparently think that taxes are EVIL!!!! and that the ideal rate is 0%
<@Taryn> these people have never played SimCity
<@Taryn> (seriously, SimCity was what helped me understand why taxes exist)
<@NWH> <Fox News> Will Wright is a filthy godless liberal!
<@Taryn> lol
<@Treeki> there should be a libertarian SimCity
<@Treeki> it would be exactly like regular SimCity, but all the buttons would be disabled
<@Treeki> except for zooming and moving around