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#102644
<Steven> working on a CrissCross bug
<Steven> and I had no ability to scroll up for some reason, so I was going to use 'less' to read it. I usually pipe the results into a file first, so I did
<Steven> make check > poop
<Steven> using poop as a temp name
<Steven> the funniest part was using the command
<Steven> 'cat poop'
<Miah> D:
* Miah scoops it up
<Miah> I had JUST cleaned this fucking harddrive
#232500
IndigoNocturna: When the guy sat next to me on the bus, it reminded me that for most of my life, I thought that all older men had the same smell... and then I realized that the smell is booze.
#200090
<GreenCobra> We have a very simple policy here: arguing with the mods is allowed, winning an argument against the mods will get you banned.
#307980
<+Stars> man I always feel bad when I install X on a new system :(
<+Stars> it's like I am ruining it
#103393
<^Migs^> Is there a way I can use Javascript so that when a user clicks a button, it opens and closes their CD drive, makes their computer beep several times, and gives them a BSOD?
<bkruse> ^Migs^: tell them to use IE
<bkruse> then just write code as normal.
#18511
<d3m|silence`sleepyweepy> he is just an asshole and feels he needs to use derogatory names to get his way
#61349
<SenioR> whahahah fravec! I fucked your mother!!
<@Fravec> Dad, buzz off, I'm talking to friends here...
Comment: never teach your dad how to use IRC
#35782
<DX|> what do they call those things on the side of the road? that make annoying noises when you drive over them, so you don't fall asleep?
<DX|> other than children?
#40653
<Desh> GEORGIA SUX
<doughnut> so does your mom
<doughnut> like a vacuum cleaner
<doughnut> just sucks and sucks
<Desh> my dad told me stores of when my mom gave him head
<Desh> she likes to spit it out and suck it back in >__>
<doughnut> ...................wtf
<Desh> i know things im not supposed to know :(
#29051
<tito> asl
<czechreck> 13/hermaphrodite/locked in a basement so I can't polute humanitys gene pool
#295242
<range> duck. Someone stole my d key and replaced it with d.
#14093
<Shandz> i just got an electric shock off the phone
<Quicksilver> static or live?
<Shandz> I dunno, think live
<Shandz> cos when i stuck my hand in again it shocked me again
*** Shandz is now known as Shandz|phone
#92674
Contrast: Can someone point me in the direction where I can find out how to set up a home network, aside from just using NFS?
Khrajin: This way ------------>
#1995
<Digested> nothing like coming back to irc after a night of partying
<Digested> and nothing like partying on a monday night and then driving home at the same time as everyone is driving to work
<Digested> and laughing at them
<Digested> :D
<MadHatter> Not everyone can live with their parents
<Digested> that's why i'm taking advantage of the situation while i still can
<Digested> the main problem with sharing a house with parents is bringing a girl home
<Digested> but it isn't really a problem for me... heh
<MadHatter> hehe
#77824
[JaMiNkLe] i am retarded.. trying to install Linux on my old dual 800 and it wont boot from the cd i tried everything then just after looking in the bios for the last time i went to open the cd drive to smash the fucking cd and it was upside down wasn't it >.<
#300825
<@stoner> well, hillbillies say they aren't indifferent towards education
<@stoner> but that's probably just because they don't know what either of those words mean :P
#49419
VinnysMafia: i usually find i can get rid of annoying people by holding up a ball and yelling "go long"
VinnysMafia: I dont know why it works
VinnysMafia: it just does
#35401
«XAnimal» I can fist my own throat
«SilentB» There is no emoticon to describe the horror of what you just said.
#51196
<farlax> damn... my GF had another prolapse... last night she was going pretty hard, and it just happened...
<yot> ...
<toowan> an anal prolapse? like mr. goatse?
<farlax> DAMMIT!!! RELAPSE!!! SHE HAD A RELAPSE OF HER ASTHMA SYMPTOMS WHILE RUNNING HOME!
#223123
<dkowis> that's gay
<dkowis> and if you're gay, then it's retarded
<dkowis> and if you're retarded, good job using IRC!
#34703
<darkchron> someone know of a good database i can get for free ?
Comment: #MySQL
#32542
<vsync> anyone have phone# for ogw-iii ?
<ogw-iii> yeah I think I might
#7089
<Kash> Biee, my modem cost me 8 bucks
<Bieeardo> Holy shit. That's... oy.
<Kash> IT IS A CURCUIT BOARD AND A BELL
<Kash> circuit
<Kash> lol
<Bieeardo> Oh, so it's a hard-coded version of EQ?
#145443
<Delirium> $this->hasFlavr() ? $nom->nom('nom') : $want->doNot()
#60133
<Sam> But why is it 69 and not 96?
<Sam> Oh wait...
<Tim> :/ Thats a weird fetish and I don't want to know what it is :(