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#2176
<Goemon> There is no good mp3 trading programs now.
<maff> sure there are
<maff> ftp.
<Goemon> I tried that.\
<Goemon> In order to get name/password I had to sign up for porn.
#5274
<Gnuspice> shit, you know you've been doing too much SQL when you're at a prompt and do SELECT * FROM /bin;
#114343
<shadowwire> I gave away ramen noodles, pork and beans, jello snacks, vienna sauseges, dollar bills and candy on halloween.
<shadowwire> the kids had their pick.
<shadowwire> You would be supprised how many kids took the ramen.
<shadowwire> I even had a pirate fight a spider man for a can of pork and beans.
<pelaofeliz> who won?
<shadowwire> the pirate.
#7278
( Loony-Stud) pretty ass?
( Lev ) possibly....everytime i check i get dizzy from turning and fall down
#7825
*** Now talking in #physics
<Lud> "To enable the plasmatic vortex in the neighbouring regions of an oscillating singularity, we would of course have to override the eternal protonic fields surrounding the various quantized eddies"
<TrixyDLuX> oh - of course
#29164
<DNAspark99>Why would I want to join the army and throw away my life to the government?
<DNAspark99>Tho on the plus side, I'd love to go to iraq and gun me down some reporters...
#32692
* Idiot has quit IRC
<ChineseElite`> that'll be the day...
#4395
<Predictable> "Peace, love, and Linux" makes me think of a guy with excessive facial hair in a tiedye t-shirt, shorts, and sandals saying "You can't use that distribution MAN" "You can't like, own an OS, MAN"
#13592
* Thirty-nothingster will kick the next person who spoils
<Pong64> Darth Vader is Luke's father. =D
#27182
<peekaboo> age?
<teethgrinder> i'm strong
<teethgrinder> 28 years old
<peekaboo> virg?
<peekaboo> plz say no
<teethgrinder> haha, no
<teethgrinder> aquarius
#4099
(ALF) KMFDM: you havent blown your load in so long, the next bitch will prolly have to chew before she swallows
#6923
<piman> Lindz: Does Ricky Martin scare you too?
<piman> Based on the way he dances, I think he's Steve Ballmer's long lost twin...
#11803
<Zammbo> If you have young children, avoid purchasing bleach products bearing pictures of Pikachu drinking the bleach.
#11820
<LL-> why did u msg me?
<marry> realy im searching to get married
<marry> can you help me
<LL-> why u wanna get married?
<marry> becuse i dont want to live in gaza
#307796
< er1c_> im curious to know about your knowledge of the tensile strength of a vagina though, vhost-. Â or maybe not
< craige> He was a large baby
< craige> We should leave it at that :p
< vhost-> dude, they can squeeze hard
< vhost-> a penis just kind of sits there, then it raises a little bit, but still just sort of stays there
< vhost-> you can't flex your balls
< er1c_> i um... saw my daughter come into this world. Â i was adamant about not looking but the fucking nurse kept telling me i needed to see the miracle. Â words fail me at describing that horror scene
< vhost-> ~(:D)~ OH HAI
#11597
<bLaKeiMuS_TiReD> i had a dream 2 nights ago that my penis was stuck in the hole of a TDK silver cd and i was really nervous
<jAyVeNoMx> damn dood if my dick fit in a CD hole I'd be nervous too
#20023
<crakfjsdklnjkfdbnjkdfhjwerhljk> SHE SKIPPED TWO GRADES AND SHE'S WASTING IT ON ENGLISH AND PHILOSOPHY MAJORING
<zamros> HAHAHAH PHILOSOPHY MAJOR TELL HER THAT SHE CAN BE A WAITRESS WITH THAT UNDER HER BELT
<Stiltzkin> NOW, DID YOU CHOOSE THE PANCAKES WITH BACON, OR WAS IT FATE?!?!
#43039
<Taim> and the power kicks out... <dramatic thunderclap>
~<numist> nice, how are you stil online?
<Taim> wireless connection, battery power.
<Taim> all good ;)
~<numist> yeah, but the wireless base needs power...
~<numist> so does the modem its attached to
<Taim> I'm connected to some house almost a km away
<Taim> actually, I don't really know where the modem I'm connected to is... all I know is that I can connect to it here in my building and I can connect to it at my mothers work that is like a 15 minute walk from here
~<numist> rofl
<Taim> I was lead to believe that most home modems only have an effective range of about 1300ft without interferance
<Taim> or some such animal
<Taim> and presumably a company that could afford high range hardware wouldnt leave their network unsecured
Comment: ridiculous geekiness
#31920
* Sotek would also like to know what the fuck anyone is doing raising six children. >_<
<Ark> Sotek - Obviously not birth control pills.
#50250
<@Myke> Two radio antennae on a roof decided to get married
<@Myke> the ceremony wasn't much
<@Myke> but the reception was excellent.
#38925
<cab86|away> aparently most americans seem to think races go are: caucasian, african-american, hispanic, asian, native-americans.
<Mech> yes
<cab86|away> wich i think it's a complete idioticy
<Ptolemy> And don't forget Nascar.
<Ptolemy> That's a race.
#16417
* nSu`bNr`t has joined #asp
<nSu`bNr`t> is that a channel for active server page ?
<Karyon> no
<Karyon> its the Asp, Snake and Serpent discussion group
<Karyon> We're snaketrainers
<Karyon> you interested in becoming one?
<ZondrZout> Karyon! I just tought my snake a new trick!!
<Karyon> really?
<ZondrZout> Yeah, I tought it how to find an entrance
<Karyon> You dont have a snake, idiath
<ZondrZout> I don't?
<Karyon> no
<Karyon> thas your dick
<ZondrZout> Dick, go search for an entrance on Karyon!
#33468
<djevan> ok i'm going to jump off a fucking bridge
<RonJo> why??
<djevan> i was reading bash a couple weeks ago and my dad comes in and asks 'what site is that' and i told him bash.cx
<djevan> well today him and i went shopping
<djevan> and we're talking, and he goes 'so have you checked out the latest additions to bash'
<RonJo> OMG that's a geeks worst nightmare dude
* RonJo hands dj the bullet
<djevan> thanks
*** Quits: djevan (Exit: killing myself ask RonJo for details)
#16409
<Never> Okay, I'm not really going to be a novelist, it just sounds a lot better than "autistic retard constantly lost in own fantasy world"
#176553
< nitrogen> who played tony stark in the new iron man?
< curgoth> Robert Downey Jr.
< curgoth> best choice for an alcoholic ego-maniac evar
< Novel> I thought that would be charlie sheen
< jose_> i thought that was gw bush
< curgoth> ok, but no one is going to believe charlie sheen playing a genius
< curgoth> and, um, ditto
< curgoth> imagine either sheen or bush uttering the line "if my math is right - and it always is..."