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#8896
<StoneTear> damn i'm hot
<StoneTear> i smell like barbequed eliteness
#146181
<@Rjx> my uncle used to tell me that there were 3 rings of marriage
<@Rjx> the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering
#13446
<Demanicus> Well if this is how a period feels I have a whole new respect for women
#66590
<RealmRPGer> So I plugged in a new ethernet cable about half an hour ago. So far no disconnection problems
* RealmRPGer has quit (Ping timeout)
* DerPiestein coughs
#18873
<dave2> BEING SEVEN IS SO LONELY
<dave2> I CAN'T BAG ANY CHICKS BECAUSE THEY ALL HAVE COOTIES
#59188
<phlip> I wear it from time to time... I don't usually think about what I'm wearing, just whichever shirt is on top of the pile ;)
<lisa> lol
<lisa> typical male i see
<phlip> well, it makes more sense than the alternative...
<phlip> I mean, who picks the shirt from the bottom of the pile every day? that's just stupid
#3690
geoffduman: :: watches a movie with 2 word documents open, mail running and 3 im conversations going with absolutely no problems ::
e l i t e m r p: yeah well once i get my new pc ill watch 2 movies, with no word cause i dont have it, but instead ill open PS and load high res porn for midget transformation, then ill chat with hot 13 year olds via AIM AND ICQ... while LAUGHING AT YOU
#8289
<Vegeta> I would go through anything for you
<Vegeta> Lets start with your bank account
#14843
<Azadre> Computers kick ass
<Western_Chee> my gaydar totally wasnt functioning today
<Azadre> My ass hurts
<Western_Chee> i was about to buy shit from express for men
*** Western_Chee was kicked by Puedlfor (Puedlfor)
*** Azadre was kicked by Puedlfor (Puedlfor)
<RunninRaven> Pued, you are a saint
<Puedlfor> I do what I can
#181649
<@vap0r> a friend of mine got out of jail after being in for 10 years or os
<@vap0r> so
<@vap0r> a young guy
<@vap0r> he had no idea abou tthe internet at all really
<@vap0r> this was years ago
<@iNToIT> and now he wants to have sex with you?
<@vap0r> nah hes still straight
<@iNToIT> lies
<@vap0r> but it was just weird
<@vap0r> he ended up getting on the internet
<@vap0r> and the first thing he searched for was latino girls
<@vap0r> and it blew his mind
#3834
<dot> *shrug*
<dot> i know most references
<dot> because i am ... whats that word?
<dot> i know stuff
#32137
<NeonEvangeliomon> heh, a friend of mine had his 80 giga (full, btw) fucked because the housecleaner woman decided to vaccuum the space next to his (opened) pc
<Typhlosion_v2> God, that must've really sucked.
<Typhlosion_v2> ...
<Typhlosion_v2> No pun intended.
Comment: #wolfpackproductions on MIRC-X
#141808
Quantas: I'm waiting for my mom to roll it.
Alt: There is nothing about that sentence that isn't fucking hilarious.
Quantas: LOL I know
Quantas: but it's true
Quantas: I can't roll
[30 Minutes Later]
Quantas: I just toked. With my mom.
Alt: Yeah, again, there's several things wrong with this concept.
Quantas: It's canada, eh?
#28665
<NinJA_JG> afk 2 mins, bathroom
<NinJA_JG> IM A LILLE FAGOT WHO LIKES TO SUCK DICK AND SWALLOW CUM!!!1
<NinJA_JG> IM A LILLE FAGOT WHO LIKES TO SUCK DICK AND SWALLOW CUM!!!1
<NinJA_JG> IM A LILLE FAGOT WHO LIKES TO SUCK DICK AND SWALLOW CUM!!!1
<NinJA_JG> back
<NinJA_JG> afk 2 mins, killing lille brother
#29407
<Synlor> want jesus to rise from the grave and rape me
<Synlor> twice
<TiTaN> STFU faggot.
<Synlor> dont be all jealous just cause our savior thinks im hot and youre not
#8362
<TTX> How do I change my name in here?...
<Naoki> type /nick yournick
*** TTX is now known as yournick
#39007
< isaac> If a liblog-log4per-perl perl log package can log ...
< isaac> how many logs can log a liblog-log4-perl-perl perl log packagE?
#6994
<mgod> weights 300 or something
<mgod> she sez she has a thyroid problem
<bats> um i didn't know nabisco made thyroids
#26376
<pupazz_> What American Pie Has Taught Us : No need to date if your mother bakes pie.
#42868
[Toblerone_] where did people come up with this high on life concept?? is that like having sex without a partner??
[Cheeky_Chick] yeah its called masterbation
[Toblerone_] cheeky: when u masta, do u first take yourself out to dinner
[Toblerone_] followed by a romantic solitary walk on the beach
[Toblerone_] and a nice coffee by yourself
[Toblerone_] and then do it??
Nikky`] rofl
Nikky`] No Toblerone_.. when you fuck yourself.. you can condone cheap ass behaviour..coz you know your broke but horny
#22838
<Alex> whenever i finally think i'm gonna dump this girl, she always says something that changes my mind, like right before i say something
<Alex> generally a 'i love you alex'
<Alex> shes a psychic gold digger :(
#79449
<Kwahraw> we thought it was funny to use the pay phones to dial the tampax tampon hotline....
<Kwahraw> and ask random, annoying questions
<Kwahraw> so, once i call up, and, in my best 'girl' voice, I say "ever since I began using your product, my period's been green..."
<Kitten> what the ..
<Kwahraw> she replies "young man, if you have a period at all, you need to see a doctor"
Comment: irc.austirc.org #austirc
#58125
DavidMM says, "Next question... do I want to devote the next half hour to writing a Wikipedia article on fruit peel just to satisfy my own sense of injustice that there isn't one?"
Matt_D [to DavidMM]: Are you a botanist or in some other way an expert on plant matter?
DavidMM [to Matt_D]: No, but I like eating things with fruit peel in them..
Matt_D [to DavidMM]: Then you are the perfect person to write the Wikipedia article on the subject.
#1393
<Guilty> Full house has so many good leasons
<Guilty> Like, living with another man in a basement at the age of 42 does not make you gay
<Guilty> And sharing
#16012
-Stevie-O- from what I hear, the average WebTV user makes it look like the average AOLer belongs in MIT