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#30076
<@Catgirl[BTEG]> So would the Borg be Communists, by any chance? :P
<@Stapler[BTEG]> Of course.
<@Indigoflo> 7 of 9 has big boobies just like lenin
Comment: #bteg, Gamesnet
#23976
[+BIoNYX]: asking me if i'd go to an 8 o'clock class for any reason but a test or quiz is like asking me if i'd rather eat a piece of pizza or cut my nuts off with scissors
#16737
<Joelz> How good is it, when you've badly gotta take a leak....but you can't be stuffed getting up, but there is an empty coke bottle next to you and....nevermind.
<Bigchris> what happens if you have to chuck a shit?
<Joelz> That's what shoes are for.
#29844
<Doody> Man.
<Doody> It's sad.
<Doody> When a person doesn't know what GOATSE is.
<Wolfy2779> what's goatse?
#68734
<Stux> my girlfriend sent me a video
<Stux> it was of me
<Stux> wearing her skirt, top and a bra with padding
<Stux> and...until it panned up, i looked like a girl :(
<Rjx> email it ;x
<Stux> wap doesnt work
<Rjx> you know what else doesn't work?
<Rjx> your masculinity
#7103
<Rain|BW> sbot jesus
<Sbot> Jesus Saves! But Gretzky Rebounds, He Shoots, He Scores!
<Rain|BW> tee-hee-hee
<CrashCat> jesus saves souls and redeems them for valuable prizes at the ticket counter
<gegi> Jesus saves, the rest of you take 5d20 damage.
#18421
<humpy> "I was in #paintball on the enterthegame network. Everyone around me screaming in horror at the llamas. It was shrilling, like the kind of shrills you get washing your parents underwear, the kind of shrills that no man should ever hear. This was my hell."
<Fryth> i think your washing machine is b0rked
#50265
<[WTF]ChemicalBurn> i have a pound of pepperoni sticks beside me... oh the wrath my bum will feel tomorrow
<MrGoodWrench^afk> he sticks them up his bum? :O
#300196
<TrumpetSamurai> I live in OC.
<TrumpetSamurai> Kids start popping their collars here in, like, the 6th grade.
<TrumpetSamurai> It's a right of passage.
<TrumpetSamurai> You eat a Cinnabon while walking across the mall to Nordstrom's, then buy a pink polo shirt and pop the collar when you get it.
#16295
* jitspoe attempts to go back to his paper
<DaveMan> BWAHAHAHA
<DaveMan> ALL YOUR CONCENTRATION ARE BELONG TO IRC
<DaveMan> YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO PASS MAKE YOUR BURGER FLIPPING
#2328
<TeamsterX> man watching 6 MSCE's around a sun box, looks alot like the opening scene's of 2001:space odyssey and the monkey's with the monolith
#25626
<shmooo> i cant wait to see my gf tonite
<shmooo> im gonna eat her sweet pussy
<gortho> we're happy for you
<shmooo> it's like sweet strawberries
<psmylie> what?!?
<psmylie> ...
<psmylie> you're a virgin, aren't you?
#6488
<firebone> btw my fav jpop group is Goa Tse Ceex
#7108
(goosedaemon) someone define "talking out of [a] ass"
(Leper_Mess) goose; you know.. get a donkey, and speak without moving your lips so it looks like the donkey's talking.
#153
<watashiwa> I think hypr accidentally joined #invest by mistakenngly typing a v instead of a c.
#32058
<bobelina> bunny porn
<ZestyO> speaking of porn
<ZestyO> I need to download this video
<ZestyO> ...
<ZestyO> you didn't just hear that
Comment: #MxO
#310233
<Flashtek> I hate it when someone burns bread when I'm plugging in PC hardware for the first time
Comment: #gentoo
#8483
<tm> hmm, our call centre manager just asked how do i turn off capslock
<Zaph0d> tm: Ctrl-Alt-DEl
<tm> she's crying on her keyboard now
#297426
<Errdoth> Guess what I have that you don't.
<ichai> virginity?
<Errdoth> :(
#32576
<Gothic_CatGirl> Another network
<Kupo> you go to... other networks!
<Kupo> AAAH!~
<Davey_Rootbeer> you sleep with so many other networks...
<Gothic_CatGirl> I know.
<Davey_Rootbeer> *tsk, tsk*
<Davey_Rootbeer> i hope you use firewalls!
<Gothic_CatGirl> I'm such a hoe <3
<Davey_Rootbeer> Firewalls prevent CTD's.
<Gothic_CatGirl> Mmm.
<Davey_Rootbeer> Computer transmitted deseases.
#7699
<DrShah> anyone know what them things are called that will let me fit a hd into a 5 1/2 inch bay?
<_8ight> yeah. screws.
#77824
[JaMiNkLe] i am retarded.. trying to install Linux on my old dual 800 and it wont boot from the cd i tried everything then just after looking in the bios for the last time i went to open the cd drive to smash the fucking cd and it was upside down wasn't it >.<
#300152
<Oddlot> Also FuzzyPlushroom: Another good day at driving.
<Oddlot> We hunted down my instructors ex
#303746
<K-ain> i got fired from blizzard
<pub|k> late again?
<K-ain> they dont like their own language used against em
<K-ain> but they said it was because of "poor timekeeping"
<K-ain> i was constantly late
<K-ain> i guess i crossed the line when they rang me to tell me theyre waiting for me to show up for work
<K-ain> i was like, 3 hours late
<K-ain> i was like 'dont worry ill be there'
<K-ain> and they asked me when ill be there
<K-ain> and i just said 'in blizzard terms?.. soon'
<K-ain> they told me not to bother coming in :(
#30624
<Kaelic> Michael Jackson fans are fucking psychos
<Kaelic> my god they cry when he leaves and they can't see him
<Kaelic> umm ISSUES
<Lothtiriel> he's a bit of a nutcase too though, so it fits well
<Orca> "A bit"
<Kaelic> lol
<Kaelic> 'Show us your baby' 'Okay I'll throw him to you'