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#60275
<Bjarni> XeryusTC: the reason for your project is failing is that you want to get a life and your progress is to make a homepage and get people from IRC to read it
#11607
<@daedreem> and he was sooo sweet...
<ShockSMX> i think it would be more romantic if some guys pushed you off a cliff and he saved your life by jumping after you with a parachute.
<situationist> we'll have to make do with what we got
#13395
(akerom) anyone gota picture of a fat naked stomach?
(akerom) or a fat naked girl
(akerom) im making a comic of last night
#40274
<mog> I've always had a beautiful line that I've been saving
<mog> for whenever I announce a football game
<mog> "Like a pedophile in a playground, that runningback has been penetrating small holes"
<magpie> haha
<Wintermute> oh man
<mog> one day, gents
<mog> one day
<Wintermute> I'd suggest that to my bro(he's done HS football radio before, a couple games), but ... no
<Wintermute> I think he may want to keep his job
<mog> oh come on
<mog> it's hilarious
<Wintermute> yeah
<Wintermute> but mog, you must understand, he lives in North Carolina
<mog> good poitn
<mog> better change "pedophile" to "priest"
#13097
<Beedub> How the fuck do I get into IRC?
<Swigh> You dumb fuck
#27383
<Wumpus> there's a bible-kjv package in debian ...
<KJ> is it a corrupt archive?
#9479
<Wynn> I put the 'asian' in 'caucasian'
#3993
* DAEMON watches the most expensive videos on mtv
<SkiTz> the most expensive is bound to be a Michael Jackson clip.
<DAEMON> it costs a lot to buy small children on the black market for his dressing room
#79206
<CookieF> asl
<ls_> As a rule - I don't chat with Cypriots.
<CookieF> im from the uk
<ls_> Your hostmask is from Cyprus.
<ls_> Your DNS is 81.4.145.64.
<CookieF> i live in london
<ls_> That traces to an ISP in Nicosia.
<ls_> Hang on, I'll tell you which one.
<ls_> Cyprus Telecommuncations Authority (Note, they misspelled Telecommunications).
<CookieF> fuck u
<ls_> This is why I don't chat with Cypriots.
#77923
<SpaceHobo> Hi, asl.
<xkcd> HUMOROUS COMBINATION OF IMPROBABLE AGE SEX AND LOCATION
<SpaceHobo> ACRONYM WHICH COULD INDICATE VOLUME OF AFFECTION OR VOLUME OF RISIBILITY
<xkcd> CONTINUING SELF-REFERENTIAL META-JOKE WHICH SHOWS THAT I AM WITTY BECAUSE I KNOW WHAT SOMEONE WOULD TRADITIONALLY SAY HERE AND AM REPEATING A DESCRIPTION OF IT IN CAPS
<SpaceHobo> CONDESCENDING BREAK FROM META-JOKE IN ORDER TO AFFECT CONFUSED UNSPOKEN OBJECTION TO SURFACE BEHAVIOR
<xkcd> CONTINUING APPEAL TO FURTHER JOKE-BREAKING, POSSIBLY WITH A SHOCKING SEXUAL COMPONENT, IN A DESPERATE SEARCH FOR HUMOR
<SpaceHobo> UNINTERESTED INVOCATION OF INFOBOT FACTOID, IN ATTEMPT TO MAINTAIN FOCUS OF ATTENTION WHILE HAVING THE LAST WORD
<xkcd> INCREASED SELF-REFLECTION. CONTEMPLATION OF WHERE LIFE BEGAN TO GO WRONG. SOCIAL WITHDRAWAL POSSIBLY ACCOMPANIED BY MOUNTING SUBSTANCE ABUSE.
#301381
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: supb. asl?
Stranger: 28/m/haiti
You: so what's shakin?
Stranger: FUCK YOU!
Stranger: YOU FUCKIGN ASSHOLE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Comment: Omegle
#62110
<Oyerth> You bastard.
<Oyerth> I don't want your pr0n!
<OBCT> ='(
<Oyerth> I'm sorry.
<Oyerth> I'm sure your pr0n is lovely.
#32217
<Josho> like math, giant wangs are a universal language
#2339
<[noam]> you know, i just came to a conclusion
<ryo-ohki> Really? I just came to some porno.
#307980
<+Stars> man I always feel bad when I install X on a new system :(
<+Stars> it's like I am ruining it
#16112
<@ataribaby> did you know birds actually have sex?
<@ataribaby> that disturbs me
<@shagman> you didn't think they did?
<@shagman> they just divided into new birds?
#116801
<@Foxhill> apparently when you piss in the sink, good etiquette says you're sposed to lift the plates up first
#304970
[December 25th, 1am.]
(sebmal1337) well this is a thing
(sebmal1337) in order to save christmas i must beat super mario bros dx
(saturmeki) lol what
(hypahchibs) elaborate.
(sebmal1337) wellllll
(sebmal1337) i print my gift labels with my game boy printer
(sebmal1337) but you can't print until you save one of the toads
(sebmal1337) i was doing it yesterday and i ran out of batteries
#311396
<graspee> fucking ipod shuffled onto guided meditation track and i fell asleep at the keyboard
#16786
<BloodFromStone> I think my bathroom has the perfect geometry, so that no matter where or how something is dropped, it ends up in the toilet.
#7179
<morientes> some fucker just played a trick on me.. i was sitting in the couch.. well all of a sudden my jocks feel like their going up my ass crack... i try to pull out the wedge.. most pain i've ever felt... someone put chewy in my jocks and my ass hairs are all stuck together.. stuck to my jocks.. i dont fucking believe this shit
#31399
<@wangzang> HOLLY SHIST EARTHCQUAKE
<@wangzang> OMFG
<@wangzang> whoa
<@wangzang> holy fucks
<@wangzang> jeseu i'm not kididings
<@wangzang> jesus christ
<@wangzang> omg mog mgoomgmgo
< SteamedHams> it must be shaking the shit out of your keyboard
<@wangzang> omog
#32542
<vsync> anyone have phone# for ogw-iii ?
<ogw-iii> yeah I think I might
#5625
<Veen> if someone said they were 50% gay, would that probably insinuate that they are bi?
<quatoria> It would insinuate they want you to blow them.
#34160
<Blah_x> it says i am the computer administor
<trippah> i feel sorry for your pc
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