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#297995
<lambda> my away msg on AIM is "partying @ the dunes"
<lambda> that way people think i am popular
<lambda> but its in a MMO
Comment: #homelesshackers
#30729
<+Raven> any C gurus around?
<Kaelic> try me
<+Raven> I wonder if realloc is the same as free & malloc pair, or does it save data that was originally in the memory block
<Kaelic> nevermind
#39110
<duckman> yo fubar
<Fubar> ya?
<duckman> wat u doin
<Fubar> guess...
<Fubar> it's something you have to do around 3 times a day or you can die very soon...
<duckman> masturbating?
<technic> mastubate?
<avin> masturbate?
<biggie> jerkin off?
<Fubar> ...
<Fubar> EATING! IM EATING
#5805
<evenpar123> I am so going to be moderated for that last comment...
<mightyflo> console wars are stupid. people that get involved with console wars are even stupidder
<evenpar123> Console wars? I was just giving some information, and making fun of the fact that his parents don't love each other anymore
#55636
(mistik): Well, it being valentines day and all, i've scheduled a date with my hand tonight. :p
(TheGreatDrunkMonkey): I have a date with Myra
(TheGreatDrunkMonkey): Myra Hand
(TheGreatDrunkMonkey): And her Asian friend, Lo Shen
(Deranged): Then her friend Tish Shu will clean up the mess afterwards.
#305454
<@Elleo> based on current estimates all IPv4 addresses will have been allocated by March
<@Elleo> afterwhich we'll find ourselves living in a dystopian future where motorcycle gangs roam the streets killing people for their IPs so their mobile phones can get on the internet
<@Elleo> someone should make a film out of that
<@Elleo> Mad WiMax
#1274
[kisama_] and no, amanda, my favorite monoply symbol is the cannon
[Amanda_] Because it symbolizes all the high powered ass pounding you do?
#14552
<prick> I hate parents who add letters to their kids' otherwise normal names
<prick> Or change them
<prick> "JESSICKA" "TIPHANIE"
<prick> Do you really think that your child will be unique or sparkling because of the confusion associatedwith their name?
<prick> All you're doing is setting her up for a lifetime of spelling out her name to strangers
#6557
<barkode> firewire is the greatest thing since people started taking pictures of other people in thongs.
#14343
<Paveourroads> in a multiplayer game, you can be all, "Look, I have cooler shit than you." in a singleplayer game, you're like, "OK, my stuff is cool." and you show people who come over to your house and they're like, "You're a loser." so you cry and die. >:(
#4428
<happy> the neat thing about java is that it's so slow
#35185
<timmo> also who did they just kill?
<timmo> whos funeral?
<everest> another hamas leader
<everest> Abdel Aziz Rantisi
<timmo> no you fuck
<timmo> on sapranos
#12864
<usagi> "As for religion and science, I'm placing a restraining order, Religion must stay 500 feet from Science at all times."
#15848
<Jabberwocky> I made a life-sized Battlemech out of legos. I would have taken over the city too, if I hadn't run out of 2x4s for autocannon rounds.
#26245
<Threeboy> i think advertising other channels is like bay employees going into sears and shouting "HUDSON BAY COMPANY NEEDS MORE CUSTOMERS"
#2796
(pvah) i wonder how funny airport security would think it would be if you walked into an airport with a cardboard box that said "BOMB" on it
#4105
* dodgearse learns to need how to say somthing before thinking of it
[dodgearse] wow... that dont sound right
* dodgearse needs to learn to think about what hes going to say before saying it...
#17435
<Pete[z]> my mate gaz was trying to get a blowjob from this girl ok
<Pete[z]> so, he dipp'd his nob in dip cheese at this party
<Pete[z]> anyway
<Pete[z]> so she sucke dhim off
<Pete[z]> then her mother came home
<Pete[z]> grabbed a biscuit
<Pete[z]> and straight for the cheese dip
#301609
<redcurl> i have successfully creeped myself out to the point i can't sleep
<redcurl> i was reading an article about stange things, like the bermuda triangle and they mentioned shadow people
<redcurl> you ever see something out of the corner of your eye? like a person or something but it's not there when you turn to look? or it walks through a wall or something?
<TMH> only when i'm baked as hell
<redcurl> we used to have that really bad at my old house- there was a long hallway all the rooms were off and if you were at the kitchen table you'd see someone walk from room to room without anyone else there.
<redcurl> i hadn't thought about it in years.
<redcurl> so now i'm all creeped out
<TMH> shadow people coming to get youuuuuuu
<redcurl> SHUT UP
<TMH> actually no really have you thought about them
<TMH> if they hide a lot maybe they just want to be left alone
<TMH> and if they can walk through physical objects then surely they can't actually touch physical objects
<TMH> how do they live? how do they eat? do they reproduce?
<redcurl> shush
<TMH> MAYBE THEY REPRODUCE BY SLEEPING WITH US
<redcurl> i don't want to think about it. i'll get more creeped out.
<TMH> oh god oh god oh god
<TMH> ever had a really good sex dream?
<TMH> SHADOW PEOPLE
<redcurl> STEVE WHY ARE YOU BEING MEAN
<redcurl> WAAAAAH
#2147
<Xerox> My first kid won't have a name, he'll have to pick his own at the name selection menu.
#36209
[@lsd] i'll bath when IRC finishes
[@lsd] can't be much longer now
#4016
<djglitch> i'm thinking about getting the front desk chix number just to see if i still have it in me
<djglitch> she is sexy
<tyne> lol
<tyne> u got her number
<tyne> "0"
#16270
<aba> el job search soy el puta
<dave__> ahahahaha.
<dave__> translation
<dave__> <aba> the job search i am the fuck
#51392
<f0rked> it has that awful droning NEH NEH NEH alarm clock sound.. and sometimes I don't wake up, I just dream about trying to shut it off. My latest dream today was: I was in a school with a bunch of people, and everyone could hear this loud alarm and we were all crowded in the hallway running around trying to figure out how to shut it off. Eventually I figured out I was emitting it and executed a regular expression with my watch like s/#alarm#// to shut it ...
<f0rked> ... off. Once I knew it was me, I turned it back on, gathered up a bunch of people, then got ahead of them and showed them as I turned it off. My point was to tell people to learn regular expressions.
<f0rked> it was fucked up.
#30640
<SonGohanX> well if its got boobs and doesn't have a penis...thats close enough