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#5460
<Sinner> how do you stop a cat from trying to fuck your other cats
<gjvc> get in there first
#29832
<Gabe> is my mic working?
<Antagony> Wait, what? I didn't hear what you were talking about
<Antagony> How do I turn it up?
<Kurt> this is the best conversation ever
<Kurt> it's like watching a blind guy try to put on a condom
Comment: The joy of voicechat
#28805
<^Neatoo^> I'm so tired of these thieves that keep stealing my condoms.... ITs like "Hey man can i have one of your condoms? " "uhhh no..." "oh..ok *swipe*"
<^Neatoo^> Its like a fucking credit card or something
#214645
<+SnappleMan> only pussies fight
<+SnappleMan> it takes a real man to passionately kiss another
<+SnappleMan> and remain straight
Comment: #OCRemix on ETG
#12865
Jallak went to Hebrew school at this one temple for years...there was no rabbi, the head of the temple was the Cantor. He had long hair and he sang a lot. He would always give us long sermons about judiasm and goodness and all that, getting very very very passionate, his voice rising, tears nearly coming to his eyes as he spoke of God aa a "Great cosmic teddy bear"...
<Jallak> It's been years since I went to Hebrew school...today I found out the Cantor had been arrested...for running a prostitution ring
#310183
<zzo38> Is anyone in here who knows cricket rules and has experience?
<Slereah> What if I told you the baseball rules in a british accent?
#2861
[23:03] <`Jamesy> i am a raging homosexual.
[23:03] <`Jamesy> i am a raging homosexual.
[23:03] <`Jamesy> i am a raging homosexual.
[23:03] <`Jamesy> i am a raging homosexual.
[23:03] <exploding_elf> watch it `Jamesy, keep your fluids to yourself and dont flood
#257
<repp0r> Dude, pot first, then porn.
<repp0r> Trust me. It's so much better. :D
<lele> dude i'm doing before AND after
#21080
<CommanderStab> You know how I'd love to go out?
<CommanderStab> Once I'
<sei> midsentence?
<ipkiss> hahahhaha
<CommanderStab> Hahaha, sei - shut up ^^;
#33362
[ DanoF ) i think my monitor broke
[ DanoF ) what happens when the tube dies
[+shea ) lots of things
*** solerad [sole@216.85.31.178] has joined #quickbasic
[ DanoF ) mine turned purple
[ DanoF ) now it wont come on
[ solerad ) :|
[ solerad ) what
[ solerad ) penis?
[ DanoF ) hey didnt see that coming
[ solerad ) i pride myself in being original and spontaneous
[ DanoF ) then my sarcastic comments must cut deeply
[ solerad ) yes
#12318
* @Lan plays with his privates.
<Rintaun> ...
<@Lan> I got these new toy soldiers
<@Lan> They are really neat
#3561
<mightyflo> they need to make a car washing sim
<nitrifik_> I'd play it.
<FE2work> what r u a spic ?
<blazemore> haha
<blazemore> would you like to buy a vowel?
<blazemore> or even a whole word
#33770
<muh-hest> no YOU go fuck yourself.. I didn't mean to impregnate her in the first damn place
<muh-hest> oh shit....
<muh-hest> wrong window
<muh-hest> :/
#26216
*ph34rbot wonders where everyone ran off to
<Kur0Tenshi> We're masturbating to erotic asian art.
<Asmodeus> Is that a clever way of saying "Jerking off to hentai" :)?
<Kur0Tenshi> Bingo. :]
#14411
<PrincessLeia2> crow, i think you would be a happier person if you had a fireplace... i feel so much better after we burn junkmail
<Titu§ Crow> i would much rather burn junkppl
#197843
<toby> if you look up 'outer' on wikipedia
<toby> you are redirected to 'interior'
<toby> i didn't expect an article but come now
<toby> it looks like a wacky big brother logan's run type of thing
<toby> don't concern yourself with the outside! what's inside our suspicious utopian encyclopedia is all your life need be!
#301909
<Sebas> Heh, so I have this "Insult Dictionary" which has witty insults for every occasion, as well as a translation into 4 different languages
<Sebas> But it seems that, although the translation is generally correct, every now and then they went for an interpretation instead
<Sebas> So "Moron" comes out as "Naked savage" in the German translation, and "Greasy bastard" becomes "Filthy Italian"
#28925
<fred> my kitten left little presents for me all around the kitchen this morning.
<Chris[ni]> cool, what did u get
<Chris[ni]> a bike?
#310603
< The-Compiler> I really wonder how the new firmware will look with the monochrome screens
<@Katharine> Monochrome.
#51198
<Enjoi> I'm not going to stop a drug habit just because my life is getting in the way.
#695
<Def|CS> Porn has a neat psychological sidebit...it's like, these people are giving up their dignity so you have something to look at to entertain yourself. It's power :O
#305241
<@Zardoz> so I left my blackberry in mun's car on wednesday only retrieved it now.
<@Zardoz> 16 missed calls! wow! I'm popular!
<@Zardoz> turns out they were all me trying to find my phone.
<@Zardoz> sigh.
#2113
<Tristan> Anyone thinks I should trade my '00 VW Cabrio for '01 Honda Prelude?
<tigeraid> at least the Prelude has about 90% less homosexual factor
<Rydawg> tristan, do you like guys?
<Rydawg> how do you shift gears when your wrist is so freakin limp?
#23525
[00:22] <ZioN]Infin1ty> i prefer being fat and have friends
[00:22] <SabrWolf> :D
[00:22] <ZioN]Infin1ty> than being lifeless like you
[00:22] <ZioN]Infin1ty> and sitting all home near the pc
[00:22] <SabrWolf> why do i have to repeat
[00:22] <ZioN]Infin1ty> time*
[00:22] <SabrWolf> they are only ur friends becuz they are scared u gonna eat them
#54804
Evil Vaccum: have to figure out who I should invite, then
Evil Vaccum: this brings up an interesting problem
Evil Vaccum: who are my friends?
scythen32: your monitor, your keyboard, and your tower?
Evil Vaccum: pretty much