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#32235
<pigeon-mirk> davey made that avatar for me, i am eternally in his bed
<pigeon-mirk> debt
<pigeon-mirk> DEBT!
#24298
* popsicle_sands faints
* D3k administers mouth to mouth
<Yunees|shower> ewww
<D3k> ..
<D3k> well that did *wonders* for my self-esteem
#47429
<Ben174> : If they only realized 90% of the overtime they pay me is only cause i like staying here playing with Kazaa when the bandwidth picks up after hours.
<ChrisLMB> : If any of my employees did that they'd be fired instantly.
<Ben174> : Where u work?
<ChrisLMB> : I'm the CTO at LowerMyBills.com
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#303631
<nukespoon> me and my brother are watching the same stream on our own computers
<nukespoon> i am half a second faster 8)
<Sebas> Make sure he doesn't catch up
<Sebas> You don't want to cross the streams
#19516
<Crash> her ass is so tight it scares me
#3342
<smcn> To buy a PS2, or not to buy a PS2: that is the question. Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the moral decay of selling my soul to Sony, or to never play Final Fantasy X?
#61302
<@Delphy> heh, a man died of dehydration when he became stuck between two water tanks
#1896
<gaspump> It takes more than tits to impress me.
<gaspump> Lord knows everyone in here should already know that.
<Richard_D_James> It's hard to masturbate to intelligence, though.
#785
(|Chris) bang her and change your phone number
#310758
<BadSpoon> I keep thinking... if I were the guy who actually used all the lifehacks he found online, I'd be the most annoying guy in the world
#18322
<Rich2> After reading how The Passion of Joan of Arc was thought lost forever until it was discovered in 1985 in a closet of a mental hospital, I have been wondering if there are other films that are considered lost forever.
<Rich2> that's...funny
<Rich2> Alfred Hitchcock has a lost film called The Mountain Eagle (1926) --- No prints of this film (Alfred Hitchcock's second) are known to have survived and no one has seen it since the late 1920s. Please check your attic.
<Goddess> lol
<Goddess> I'm gonna be a director or a producer, and half the movies I make are going to be "lost forever"
<Rich2> yeah
<Rich2> most "*cough* home movies" are lost forever at the request of the stars
<Rich2> generally pending divorce :P
<Rich2> alright bbiaf
<Goddess> o.o
<Goddess> Not those kind >.<
#14072
<geekster> i'm thoroughly tempted to put mandrake on this lappy
<geekster> think dad migh go ape when he boots it up at work next
<drochaid> LOL
<durnik> geekster - LOL
<geekster> it'll interface with the netware servers no problem
<geekster> but won't interface with my dad atall
#396
uiu CTCP VERSION reply from Dr_DOS: DREAMCAST-IRC-CLIENT-2
#12351
*** Joins: Morrison (Me@bgm-24-95-151-178.stny.rr.com)
<Morrison> HI
<KaeFK> you are not authorized to peruse the content in this channel.
<KaeFK> you shall leave at once or be terminated
<Morrison> Sorry
<Morrison> bye
*** Parts: Morrison (Me@bgm-24-95-151-178.stny.rr.com)
#1995
<Digested> nothing like coming back to irc after a night of partying
<Digested> and nothing like partying on a monday night and then driving home at the same time as everyone is driving to work
<Digested> and laughing at them
<Digested> :D
<MadHatter> Not everyone can live with their parents
<Digested> that's why i'm taking advantage of the situation while i still can
<Digested> the main problem with sharing a house with parents is bringing a girl home
<Digested> but it isn't really a problem for me... heh
<MadHatter> hehe
#3124
<JMPZ> Either you are too horny for you're own good, or I am...
<Joshua> i don't know what that means...
<Joshua> 'too horny'?
<Joshua> usually once you get too horny the problem solves itself
#29046
<MightyBlueJustice> If Jesus would've been shot to death instead of crucified would christians wear jewelry with firearms on it?
<K-Necrocide> It kinda makes you wish he was assraped to death with a big black cock.
#18423
<BeRsErK> omfg
<BeRsErK> this sucks
<PROXI> what now BeRsErK
<jitspoe> BeRsErK found a vacuum cleaner :)
#5579
<|argh|> I was caring for a woman from Kentucky and asked, "So how's your breakfast this morning?" "It's very good, except for the Kentucky Jelly. I can't seem to get used to the taste," the patient replied. I then asked to see the jelly and the woman produced a foil packet labeled KY Jelly.
#61115
<^DX^> all day in class I thought I was sitting next to a gay asian kid
<^DX^> so I didn't want to look at him
<^DX^> then I finally looked and it was just a petite cute white girl
Comment: #SEO EFnet
#31547
<DimaV> WHO KICKED?
<SteveB> me :)
<DimaV> dude
<DimaV> my parents were in the room
<SteveB> so what?
<DimaV> and i had bukkake pics behind this window
<DimaV> when u kicked, this window closed for 5 sec and bukkake pics were out for everyone in the room to see.
#50589
<Calathar> i'm playing civ2
<Calathar> get this
<Calathar> the japanese will kill me if i don't give them mathematics
<Calathar> YOU'RE THE FUCKING JAPANESE, YOU'RE BORN WITH IT
#39860
[23:03] <@tH> my friend's buying an ethernet switch from dell
[23:03] <%spazizoner> WHAT
[23:03] <@Knifa> LOL
[23:03] <@tH> and in the online checkout
[23:03] <@ReadMe> stop them, quick
[23:03] <@tH> it asks you
[23:03] <@tH> Q4. Will the product(s) be used in connection with weapons of mass
[23:03] <@tH> destruction, i.e. nuclear applications, missile technology, or
[23:03] <@tH> chemical or biological weapons purposes?
Comment: We told him to tell him to awnser yes... not sure if he did it tho
#29482
docsigma2000: jesus christ man
docsigma2000: my son is sooooooo dead
c8info: Why?
docsigma2000: hes been looking at internet web sites in fucking EUROPE
docsigma2000: HE IS SURFING LONG DISTANCE
docsigma2000: our fucking phone bill is gonna be nuts
c8info: Ooh, this is bad. Surfing long distance adds an extra $69.99 to your bill per hour.
docsigma2000: ...!!!!!! FUCK FUCK FUCK
docsigma2000: is there some plan we can sign up for???
docsigma2000: cuz theres some cool stuff in europe, but i dun wanna pauy that much
c8info: Sorry, no. There is no plan. you'll have to live with it.
docsigma2000: o well, i ccan live without europe intenet sites.
docsigma2000: but till i figure out how to block it hes sooooo dead
c8info: By the way, I'm from Europe, your chatting long distance.
** docsigma2000 has quit (Connection reset by peer)
#307814
<+Raija> what does it feel like to use a penis, though?
<Skarlet> wuh?
<Skarlet> you don't know?
<Fritz> It feels awesome!
<+Raija> I mean, what does it feel like to fuck something with a penis
<Fritz> The power of the world in the palm if your hand