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#29314
<T|Vegi> is iga here?
<T|Vegi> where are you igaaaaa
<Aurielle> Call him a leprechaun.
<Aurielle> He'll show up.
<Aurielle> LEPRECHAUN
<iga-shadow> hi
<iga-shadow> oh poo
<GodOfWonders> IT WORKED!
#117933
<+MMDE> i was supposed to scare my lil bro who was lying in the bed in the dark
<+MMDE> but it was my mom... and i placed my hands on both her tits
<+MMDE> she didnt have on anything
<+MMDE> they're hot
<+Yumichika> u make me feel normal MMDE
Comment: irc.p2p-network.net/#demonoid
#7578
*** Covaro is now known as Cov-poopie
<Cov-poopie> got shit to do
#25619
<clay> if i take an open wire from my motherboard and stick it in a cup of water will it do anything
<jonathans> yes
<jonathans> it will heat the water
#8125
<Avatar> who are you
<harold> oh fuck off avatar. i see you've found another channel to ban n00bs in :)
<Avatar> oh good, we've met
#299993
<Dingo> I hate snipers <.<
<Starcraftmazter> I don't see any snip-
#920
<ckx> i used to drink
<ckx> now i just inject it straight into my arm
<ckx> i think i'm in the upper epsilion of alcoholism
#34188
<BalefireX> how goes the porn site Peppe316[0]?
<Peppe316[0]> I'm getting my clientel up first
<error> does your mom know yet?
<Peppe316[0]> no
<Peppe316[0]> I haven't talked to her for 10 weeks
<Peppe316[0]> it's nice
<Peppe316[0]> this freedom shit is the fun
<error> was it because she found out you drank and you didn't love the lord?
<Peppe316[0]> possibly
<Peppe316[0]> :(
<Peppe316[0]> er
<Peppe316[0]> :)
Comment: #gideontech
#301708
<DrCoconut> my toaster seems to have 2 settings
<DrCoconut> bread
<DrCoconut> and charcoal
#4393
<Rhombus> Rich fat cats hoarding sleep
<Rhombus> cheap taiwanese sleep flooding the market
#301358
*** Dice has joined #RDIOOC
<Quia`> roll 2*d6
<Dice> Quia` rolled 2*d6, it returns --> ( 2*d6 = 1 6 ) (7)
<+Komaru> Oh
<+Komaru> Awesome
<+Komaru> roll 99*d999
<Dice> Komaru rolled 99*d999, it returns --> ( 99*d999 = 232 86 149 570 818 481 574 502 713 588 796 766 723 334 221 725 142 579 680 913 195 971 810 859 532 866 624 394 345 392 415 351 402 802 112 404 311 672 899 653 892 862 871 883 958 96 190 921 625 860 646 426 365 333 497 331 613 712 907 604 691 888 382 421 861 629 238 405 873 284 917 3 621 741 708 598 536 345 613 154 591 25 650 306 839 942 799 720 138 123 464 758 31 96 108 935 997 268 315 ) (54206)
<Quia`> WHY IS THAT THE FIRST THING ANYONE DOES WITH IT?
#45172
<Phlip> I'm not insensitive! I'm political-correctness-deprived!
#190804
<Chaos> I'm filing a complaint against you on xbl
<Yukupo> ;___;?
<Chaos> for tampering
<Yukupo> with what?!
<Chaos> my heart!
* Yukupo walks away
#38417
<GHL> who can not admit that arnie's accent when he was still not-a-good-speaker-of-english was UBERLEET
<ModdedCyborg> hes a good speaker of english now?
<Orchid> hes the governer of california he would need to be
<ModdedCyborg> not really
<ModdedCyborg> i mean... bush is the president :x
#8955
<RyMon> You see the new heatsinks on thinkgeek?
<Crash> I have one right here... it's so cold against my skin, I could just put them all over myself and stay cool anywhere!
<RyMon> There's no sink that disipates stupid, man.
#25373
(Amanda`) I think random orgasms would get old after a while
#46655
<%PortoRob> i had a lot of spare time in algebra
<%spock1104> lol
<%PortoRob> i also made programs that did out the problems for you, and sold them to people in the class
<%PortoRob> they would try and cheat me though and only one would buy it and transfer it to others
<%PortoRob> so I developed a copyright system on TI83
<%PortoRob> it involved hidden lists and keys
<%spock1104> there's a way to limit it to the calculator ID
<%PortoRob> and if you didn't have the right key, all of the answers were just random numbers
<%PortoRob> the first test i did that on, people weren't very happy with me
Comment: #WPI
#31336
<everwicked> bleeeehhh
<everwicked> I just got this pr0n and it get so fucking gay
<everwicked> there's two chicks, one with strap on
<everwicked> they fuck each other
<everwicked> then a guy pops in and fucks the one with the strap on
* Parts: Geeck
<everwicked> and then she goes "it's my turn now"
<everwicked> ewww
<everwicked> I even scared Geeck off
<wildboar> so she strap-ons the dude?
<everwicked> yah man
<everwicked> disgusting
<wildboar> shoulda just left it with the 2 chix
<everwicked> YES!
<everwicked> definitely
<everwicked> im scared to watch the rest now
<wildboar> yeah watch the doorbell ring and there's a huge german shepard there
<wildboar> and the chick is all omgyes now its ur turn!!
<everwicked> ^_^
#14904
<drunker> whats's the microsoft.com site
#2585
<Lepper_> didn't reppy say he fucked a banana peel once
<wild-> Lepper_: that was me
<wild-> u heat it in the microwave
<SYch0> wtf
#2995
<Fee> 128 megs? 1997 called, they want there memory back
#11892
<lb-> They kept telling me I couldn't talk to a doctor.
<lb-> I was like "Well, I drank a good amount of my own pee. I'D LIKE TO SPEAK TO A FUCKING DOCTOR."
#6418
<suchness> my ear wax is pure black!?!?!?!?!
<suchness> WTF
#230058
<+Rictoo> CAN U DO THIS WITH SHORT HAIR
<GoneFishing> yes
<GoneFishing> caps lock is functional to anyone with a keyboard, long hair or not
#15744
<kavonr> our new senior unix sysadmin can't change the ip address on a sun
workstation.