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#29318
<Odat> I remember that time I told the hair chick to cut about an inch off the back
<Odat> but what she heard was "cut all my hair as short as you possibly can"
<Odat> bad acoustics, I guess
<NakedKitty> wow.... yeah... that seems to happen a lot
<NakedKitty> or... her inch was a lot bigger than yours
<Odat> impossible
<Odat> men have the largest notion of an inch
#33898
<tito> the first rule of fap club is we do not talk about fap club
#56804
<Karlprof> NEW RECORD!
<Karlprof> I just drove someone out a channel on Freenode in *two* lines!
<Karlprof> -->| fred_basset has joined ##anything
<Karlprof> <Karlprof> I read your nick as 'breast_feed', fred.
<Karlprof> <Karlprof> I just thought you should know that.
<Karlprof> <fred_basset> thanks
<Karlprof> <--| fred_basset has left ##anything
#21249
<@Elijah_Wood> when and on what channel are the academy awards on?
<@Antipothis> #acadamy_awards
#20121
<pulse-> can someone explain me? :p
<@GoodScrat> [09:25] <GoodScrat> no one can explain what you are
#53098
<zmeiat_joro> soo..is it dangerous to use audioscrobbler/last/fm if you listen to a few things you haven't actually bought
<orospakr> nah
<orospakr> I doubt it
<shen> it is!
<orospakr> is it?
<shen> I tried using audioscrobbler with some songs that I downloaded
<shen> and I fell down the stairs.
#57847
(Goat25) what is the volume of a pizza of radius z and thickness a ?
(Goat25) answer: pi z z a
#2175
<boozie> during my nap i farted underneath the blanket and i almost killld myself
#48072
<krysta_trose> O_o Wait...there were actually 12 year olds calling the N64 old school? I need to whap them with a 99 cent copy of Mario
#30095
<RuKK> my left nut itches
<Feragho> you know i just realised
<Feragho> my left testicle is bigger than my right one
<RuKK> yeah
<RuKK> mine are a little different too
<Feragho> amazing things you realise whilst scratching your nuts
<RuKK> yep
Comment: #serioustraders @ dal.net
#237243
<Poromenos> Getting a bill passed is like getting a story on the reddit frontpage, only in the Senate you're trying to get as many people to game the system as possible
<knight666> So Digg is a more accurate representation of the U.S. Senate?
#462
<achan> DigDug: 'ascetic' is maybe the word you're looking for
<DigDug> ascetic?
<DigDug> I don't know such a word. :/
<achan> someone who lives a monastic life outside of a monestary
<DigDug> Ahh.
<DigDug> Is there a term for someone who lives a monastic life on the Internet?
<Medieval> yes, e-scetic.
#13927
<Meke|Sleep> Lates, thanks. I'll tell the people of the world that IRCops aren't big bad ogres who like to hurt innocent pieces of cheese with their claws.
#49934
S*****Hitokiri: I need love
SmarterChild: Hey! I have to ask you one question before we continue. How old are you?
1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13
Comment: Ed. note: SmarterChild is a conversation bot on AIM
#4872
<nost> whered iban go
<langdon> home
<nost> this is his home
#31418
<away[bttf]> your out like muhammed ali in a game of jenga
#31642
<Rjx> I had this thought for a t-shirt design that I want to work on
<Rjx> it's the hindu god with all the arms
<Rjx> and he's typing at like 7 keyboards
<kitchen> playing eq?
<Rjx> ?
<kitchen> imagine having 7 arms
<kitchen> and playing eq on all of those
<kitchen> you'd be like.. uber raid force
<kitchen> one person
<maff> you'd also have a date for every night of the week
Comment: #geekissues
#1645
n e r d b 5: umm.
n e r d b 5: geforce
n e r d b 5: i dont like em
n e r d b 5: i like nvidia
n e r d b 5: 32mb
n e r d b 5: they rocks
e l i t e m r p: nvidia makes geforce
#4233
<JoeyB> what would be better of a car to modify, a honda accord, or a toyota
corrola
<Focus2001> oh man'
<pagan> which is better, dog poop or cat poop?
<pagan> ;p
<coug_> LOL
#32294
<Travisimo> I always thought Pooh and Piglet were always happy because they weren't wearing pants.
#1338
<Frodo1234> Although it turns out that "non-toxic" isn't synonomous with "great for snacking" when it comes to toys
<Frodo1234> Even though they say that bubble blowing fluid is non toxic, apparently you're still not supposed to chug it
#38027
VassiliSniper88: yeah
VassiliSniper88: I'm going to disneyland on saturday
VassiliSniper88: ^_^
VassiliSniper88: They kicked me out last time
VassiliSniper88: Apparently they have security cameras in the bathroom..
#2915
<EFX> What's a dikfor?
#20275
<dsbnh> man... mailorderbride.com leads to nothing
<[GSF]Tomato> I should register that
<dsbnh> they have mailorderbrides though
<dsbnh> so its giving me the option to browse ladies 18 to 98, i think i'll narrow
<dsbnh> to like... 90 98
<dsbnh> the way i figure i can get the sexor but they will be dead soon after
<dsbnh> perfect match
<dsbnh> ZERO RECORDS
<dsbnh> nooooooooooooooooooo
#19551
<Zanok> Im watching this build your own computer thing on the spanish channel
<Zanok> you hear a bunch of gibberish followed by "motherboard"