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#22450
<Dark`Machine> man i hate when you're drinking milk
<Dark`Machine> and then you hafta spit
<Dark`Machine> and it looks like cum
<Dark`Machine> and it';s like "ew whose dick did i suck"
<Dark`Machine> then you remember you're drinking milk... :/
<RexExitium> have you ever sucked dick?
<RexExitium> im sorry if none of us can relate.
<Glorious> dude, that's beyond fucked up
<Dark`Machine> man's gotta pay the rent Rex :P
<Nicolai> O_o
<Glorious> ew
<Jennifer> yeah i hate that too Dark`Machine!
<Jennifer> erm
<Jennifer> never mind
<Dark`Machine> <mentalnote> never make comments regarding milk ever again, ever </mentalnote>
<Dark`Machine> right then, back to lurking
<Lassie> I hate it when you're sucking cock and it's like ewww and it looks like milk :(
#21974
<create> <nikki> can you tell me what a clitoris is because someone is asking me about mine and I don't know what the hell it is
<joedirt> isnt that a french pastry?
#6876
<Spectra> hrm. Optus are going to start charging me >= $10 more per month, because "we listened to feedback from our customers".
<Spectra> I'm fascinated which customers said "we want to pay more for your service".
#7709
<Logomancr> although I don't know how reliable plasma screens are
<Logomancr> I wonder if I punched a whole in it when running if "plasma" would leak out, in a very star trek moment
<Logomancr> ;P
<Logomancr> "hello fire department, I have a plasma leak in my reactor coils"
<lev|> "on screen"
<Logomancr> "no no, I'm talking about my TV"
<renholde_> maybe if we modify the deflector dish
<Logomancr> that would be so l33t
#56484
<ShakespeareFan00> Is there a list of known troublemakers somewhere?
<ShakespeareFan00> So that the relative newbies like myself can avoid them...
<zocky> ShakespeareFan00, if you're using a standard IRC client, there's a list on your right.
Comment: #wikipedia
#57670
<TMH_> hmmm-mm
<TMH_> there really is no feeling quite like a new razorblade
<Rjx> that sounds like a linkin park lyric
Comment: EFNet/#geekissues
#11225
* pygmy fires up excel
[@pygmy] or not
[@pygmy] I'd need it installed to do that :)
#302239
<bofh> how did little endian come about anyway?
<tgies> ok you know about the original sin right
<bofh> like big endian seems fairly obvious as it's how we typically read numbers, and it was also used by the TCP/IP spec
<bofh> as in the trig function?
<tgies> no the biblical original sin
<tgies> god showed up
<tgies> and he was like
<tgies> ok, since you guys are dillholes and dont know how to fucking listen
<tgies> from now on you have to work for your food
<tgies> childbirth will be painful
<tgies> and you'll have to work with this fucking stupid god damn system for representing numbers where the least significant byte comes first
Comment: wgiowrb.dyndns.org #animutation
#29936
<Flaze> forum still down?
<Vye-rus> Check yourself
<Vye-rus> We're not slaves
<Flaze> yep
<Flaze> still down
<Vye-rus> haha thanks for checking for me
#261933
<elDiablo> I HATE MENUS
<elDiablo> MEN FUCKING US
<elDiablo> ...
<elDiablo> Wait a minute
<Xarlaxas> ?
<MaximusBrood> Typo of the day.
<elDiablo> Quiet you
#3776
<bin_Laden> Some English teacher got beaten to death a couple months ago.
<Morris> hahaha
<Morris> must've given an AP student a B
#60730
08:22 <bjorn> ok, time for the daily commute! brb
08:23 <bjorn> back
Comment: he commutes from the bedroom to the living room to get to work
#13608
<]Darkstar[> Everyone hit ctrl+v
* MMK[TP] hits ctrl+v... ctrl+v runs away
<MMK[TP]> Now I lost these two keys!
#43267
<mindspillage> I once lost a book of Tolkien songs set to music from my H.S. library. (ANd I thought the musical settings sucked, too.) SO I paid the value of the book to the library. Several months later I found it -- shortly after LoTR came out -- and made five times what I paid selling it on eBay.
<mindspillage> I swear, I am not a bad person, and I didn't plan that.
Comment: #wikipedia
#28367
<Macphisto> That'll do frenchman, that'll do.
<grinder> that's freedom-man to you, thank-you very much
<xunker> I was totally freedom'ing this chick last weekend...
* Macphisto sits down to watch "French Willy"
<Macphisto> It's about a whale in captivity.
<Macphisto> But all he does is smoke import cigarettes and curse at the viewer in french.
#79667
<Dan_Dinh> *yet?
<Dan_Dinh> you haven't done the review ye ?
<Spik3balloon> holy crap, dan can see into the future
#18916
<ungod> stormo was talking about sex leigh :(
<lsd> ewww
<lsd> wrong!
-:- SignOff ungod: #lgl (error)
<Fryboy> see how wrong it was!
<Fryboy> it made ungod quit!
<lsd> error: wrongness overflow
#15493
<tak> if i move to canada ill be so rich
<tak> cause your money sucks
<disco-stu> yep
<disco-stu> but at least our country doesnt!
<tak> haha
<Ped> haha
<vivid> haha
<aj> haha
<blakangel> haha
#220556
<superlanb0y> to everyone : i bought awesome transformer today
<veganonymous> I bet you went into the store and was like "oh no this is for my kid"
<veganonymous> and they looked at your transformer shirt and were like
<veganonymous> "yeah sure dude sure"
<EHG> that's what I say when I go buy girls panties
#4724
* spockdude rustles smoothly and gingerly
<Wyatt> spockdude: Careful, don't exhaust your vocabulary
<furan> haha
#7230
[ace_kevi] heh, i didn't know there was a programming language called
brainfuck.
[buz-] goes by "MIPS assembler" also
#10372
<Charlesowns> Man i was surfin porn and like "normal" surfin at the same time, so my mom comes in and i quick as hell tab down the porn. So now im looking at a SWAT vest and an Mp5 submachinegun trying to hide the giant penis in my pants. Then all of a sudden this realy gay male voice speaks out realy loud goin "i want to suck your big dick ans swallow your hot sperm" then like 100 popups open up all consisting of hardcore fetish gayporn.
<Charlesowns> man my mom started crying and now she thinks im gay... it owns
#25161
<FFChatter > est ce quelqu un sait comment on fait apparaitre le menu triche dans FFX??
<Drago> Anyone speak French?
<FFChatter > yes me
#86239
<Bricker> Hey natpen, we’re trying to come up with some nicknames for Jennings, did you have any?
<natpen> Well, one time we were about to have sex and he was too drunk to get it up. So we laid there awhile and it was pretty awkward. Then, he stood up on the bed with the covers wrapped around his shoulders like a cape, and screamed “I’M BATMAN”. I almost shit myself.
<Bricker> Holy shit, are you fucking serious? Please tell me you’re making that up.
<natpen> No, I’m not. The weird thing is, after he got into the role, he finally got it up, and it was the best sex of my life. So I usually call him batman.
#44155
<tina_> ill have u know im very happy with my partner
<jeriko> sure, but does he know that we fucked 3 months ago you dirty little slut. but don't worry i won't say anything to russell
<tina_> im not sure if he knows. why not ask tina when she releives her MOM from the computer?
* jeriko (jeriko@pyramid.majic.org) has left #disturbed