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#38689
<DarkMystery> She is only like 70
<Rufus> That's like 60 years too old
<DarkMystery> So you like 10 yr olds?
<Rufus> NO!
#482
"The difference between being in a relationship and being in prison is that
in prisons they let you play softball on the weekends."
- Bobby Kelton
#2779
<[Fee]> I watch univsion
<[Fee]> and galavision
<[Fee]> they got nice ass on there sometimes
<[Fee]> i dont know what there saying
<[Fee]> but ass is univeral
#27372
(parazite) Legolas did you take your name from lord of the rings?
(@ Legolas) no, I got it from this magazine
(@ Legolas) it was advertising salogel, its a type of lubricant
(@ Legolas) I just did the name backwards and I liked it.......
#27415
<Gryffon> Just how old do you think I am Quake?
<QuaKe> Gryffon, do you really want me to answer that?
<Gryffon> yeah
<QuaKe> Fine, 13.
<Gryffon> well, your off by about 9 years
<QuaKe> 4?
#261528
<Blimey> hmmmm shall i have another cup of tea?
<Blimey> or is that a bit drastic?
<Blimey> what the hell, you only live once....
#22291
<grem> hah
<grem> for the first time in years gold is actually worht MORE than weed
#4382
<Euri> When I was 20 (still worked as a waiter), I went out to eat with a friend at a nice-ish restaurant. There was a guy with his girlfriend/mistress/cheap hooker in front of me yelling at the hostess because they took 10 minutes to bring his food to him. So, I went up and asked him how he was doing, and why he didn't call.. and asked if his rash was clearing up.
#12322
<Josh> hey Lan
<Josh> i just would like to say
<Josh> that if world war iii comes tomorrow
<Josh> i loved you most of all
<@Lan> i would like to say
<@Lan> if ww iii comes tomorrow
<@Lan> i loved orange soda more than any of you
#41289
<Nark> someone mentions nachos and the whole channel jumps from idling bastards to fools talking about nachos
#294828
<PurityOfEssence> I was at the gym, and I was looking at the distance left: 1km, 500m, 250m, 125m ..
<PurityOfEssence> this is how all mathmo's nightmares go
<PurityOfEssence> a fear of infinite sums diverging
<PurityOfEssence> you'll never get there, just keep getting half way closer
<PurityOfEssence> damn zeno
#636
<Anagon> IT'S UP! I GOT IT UP!
<Anagon> (no, not like that)
#315
<rick^> guys does anyone know what runs on TCP 31337? - something is listening there
#17364
<+meb> after ten minutes of trying to get him off
<+meb> it did it automaticly..
<+meb> yay
#45135
JonathanThompson: I made the statement several years ago that it was only a short time before Intel branched into heating/cooling for revenue, as a side-effect of their processors. Imagine: they could hook up 100 x86 processors under the floorboards of a home, and all you'd need is to run some computationally intensive software to heat the house and compute something: the cycles could be sold to some purpose, like routing the net...
#301487
saltydog: i told you
thero: you did?
saltydog: you said youd go if someone bought you a drink
thero: stop talking to me when im drunk
saltydog: that leaves a 5 minute window each day to talk to you
thero: thats not my problem
#29475
* Clef is watching The Mask with Jim Carrey
<Gothic> :O
<Gothic> Jim Carrey's at your house!?
#152010
<Hagfish2> camelCasing is more of a convention in other languages, especially Java
<Hagfish2> and it's slightly faster to type
<apathy--> faster tot ype?
<apathy--> I disagree
<moveax> I like camelCasing, nothing wrong with it.
<Hagfish2> well, you have to press the shift key either way, and underscores add an extra character
<apathy--> if the extra character bothers you, php isn't the right language for you
Comment: #php on EFnet
#52940
<Foxhill[work]> remember girls.. stop boys becoming emo.. suck more cock
#303390
<+Kufat> just once I'd like to see someone turn a piece of consumer electronics into an altoids tin, instead of the other way around
Comment: #nesdev
#2172
<refugee> man
<refugee> you cant cancel an AOL subscription online
<dwai> try to do it over the phone
<refugee> and they want your screenname when you cancel
<refugee> so I gotta be like "yeah, my screenname is SIZZLINGCROTCH"
#29498
<+FuelDizzle> i wish i was a midget i'd dress up as a leperchaun
#24947
-Skandranon- Sorry for this services thing. Some 13-year old never-get-a-date is flooding us again. Perhaps once he realizes there are two types of people (boy people, and girl people) he'll find something else to do. [global message, all replies will be fed to some animal]
#307066
<Rose> Hot Topic is the ebaumsworld of clothing stores.
#14562
<Santa_Claus> FOR YOU, LEMMER... A LOT OF BEER
<lemmer> HOORAY
<Santa_Claus> FOR YOU, COOLZX... A GIRLFRIEND
<coolzx> NOW I HAVE 34
<Santa_Claus> FOR YOU, BENCO... A BOYFRIEND
<Benco> ^_^