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#15561
*** WD_40 is now known as Memory_Leak
<Memory_Leak> hmm... I could become a faulty breast augmentation and change to Mamory_Leak
#594
<Johnno> my favorite animal is the scapegoat
#7422
<|VenoMtv|> my dad called me up to wish me a happy birthday
<|VenoMtv|> he said, happy 22 birthday, and i replied, dad, i'm 23
<|VenoMtv|> and he said, but i thought u started to drink last year
<|VenoMtv|> i said, no, i started in high school =x
#64515
<LexMortis> At the oslo airport was one of the led scrolling info signs and it said some stuff about eTickets and instead of "please" they used "pls"
<LexMortis> in 10 years its prolly gonna be "hi2u! if u hv eticket then pls go 2 eticket counter kthxbye"
#8081
<Nelyx> DilleMMa: thomas edison went through 3000 experiments before he perfected the light bulb
<DilleMMa> wow
<DilleMMa> another geek prevails
<Nelyx> show me someone successful who ISNT a geek
<DilleMMa> britney spears?
<DilleMMa> christina agerlia
<DilleMMa> mandy moore
<Nelyx> whore <> successful
#32720
<sahal> i hide my porn in .dll files
#35000
<HowlinMadMurphy> And.. AcidRain.. Man, life's pretty sad when all your good memories are of the internet.
<znutar> hahaha
<NOOU|Sleep> Not really.
<NOOU|Sleep> Almost all my memories are on the internet.
<NOOU|Sleep> ...
<NOOU|Sleep> Holy fuck that's depressing.
Comment: Discussing old times.
#31196
<chris> i have a pad of paper in front of me that is a list of every single thing i own.
<matt> what's on it?
<Mephistol> '1 pad of paper'
#52346
<ryan> i bought a 2 way radio at walmart today
<ryan> and went and sat outside home depot
<ryan> yelling codes over their radios
<ryan> "WE GOT A BLEEDER IN PLUMBING!"
<ryan> "who the hell is this?"
<ryan> "rafiki...."
#956
(jesdynf) If you could do it, though, you could hire kids to pedal bikes if your uptime meant that much to you... though watt for watt, you'd be better off having them steal car batteries.
#283
<GreenJelly> omg this lisa chick and me are gonna get married
<GreenJelly> her turnoffs are Arrogant Guys, S&M, and Big Dicks
<GreenJelly> IM SO IN
#45542
<DarkArchon> You might be spending too much time on the internet when you find & play the shockwave games on the trojan condom website...
Comment: irc.archspace.org #archspace 6666
#296974
<Raisin> Here's what I learned from Lifetime TV
<Raisin> Never go jogging or you'll get raped
#3947
<Digital-^> i love brits , every time i hear someone mention a fag break all i can think of is someone knocking on my door , picking me up , and smoking me
#14448
<@harb> Andy: 01:16 < Danelope> http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=30319
<@kitten> JESUS FUCK
<@kitten> THERE ARE NOW SEVEN FUCKING POPUP WINDOWS
<@harb> Oh yeah.
<@harb> Andy uses IE.
<@harb> Sorry about that.
< Danelope> Hahaha.
< Danelope> IE is for cocksksksk.
<@harb> <cypher> I don't even see the popups anymore.
<@harb> <cypher> Just blonde. Brunette. Redhead.
< Danelope> <cypher> Just viagra, penis enlargement, 581% more cum.
#58694
<Klaxon> Dammit... I'm trying to work with this ridiculously religious client...
<Klaxon> He can't set up his forum because he's refusing to chmod 666 :(
#38016
<Mech> well if you live with Fearincognito rent+utilities will be like 200 a month
<Twisted> wow i can cover that with one weeks pay
<Mech> and it's always good to have a couple thousand saved up just incase
<Twisted> yuh
<Mech> Like your car blows up or something
<Twisted> dont fucken touch my car
#39944
<Teromen> ekmf: irc taught me the correct use of : and made my ged score higher :D
#16133
<MassMedia> It's disturbing how many people in here know what the word bukkake means...
#57958
rcaron: remember, everything the MPAA touches is copyrighted
Toba: even toilet paper patterns
rcaron: Copyright (C) 2006 - MPAA/rcaron <======= seee?
Toba: D:
Toba: you're making me feel dirty
rcaron: and yes, i did make a deal with the devil (in the pale moonlight noless)
robert: rcaron, you let the mpaa touch you?
Toba: show us where the mpaa touched you on the doll
Comment: #wpi
#69477
<Omi> So yeah, this idiot was trying to insult me
<Omi> By calling me gay
<Omi> Then she said, and I quote,
* Omi looks up Logs
<Omi> "thts rite u cnt reli sspeak wiv ur cock stuck in ur mouth or up another guys arse"
<Omi> So... not only did she compliment me by saying my cock is so big I can fit it in my own mouth...
<Omi> But she made absolutely no sense what so ever with the second part...
<Omi> How exactly would having a cock on someones ass prevent you from talking?
#4044
<[Shinji]> Statitics say that 85% of College men mastrubate at least once per day. Hmmm... I'm about due.... I'll be back in 10..
#50475
<Rohoho> dude
<Rohoho> your not gonna believe this
<Rohoho> some bastard is picking my mangos
<Ranju> go fuck him up
<Rohoho> brb...
<Ranju> kk
<Rohoho> WTF
<Rohoho> he fucken hit me!
<Rohoho> with my own mango
#301717
<charl> hey navi, help. 9x - 7i > 3(3x-7u), for i
<navi> i <3 u
<navi> .. i'm going to kill you in your sleep
Comment: charl has a crush on navi. both are male, and navi is straight.
#26348
<Drewcifer> the carpets all nice and lubricated