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#33991
(lithrye) I'm experiencing an annoying problem.
(lithrye) hlds is killing my ISP's router.
(Silicon) and how exactly do they say it's doing that
(lithrye) it's causing it to drop packets.
(Silicon) what are they using Fischer Price, My first router?
#26310
<Ronald_MacK> I need more RAM.
<Ronald_MacK> Wait, no.
<Ronald_MacK> I need a girlfriend, so I won't be on the computer so much, and thereby it won't need more RAM.
#37123
(+fleet) my family just left for a holiday
(+fleet) I now own this house for two weeks
(+fleet) time to break out the porn and masturbate furiously!
#43370
<@Brad7> nice, what did you guys end up decide for the babies name?
<+syndicate> corel
<@Brad7> beautiful name for a little daughter :>
<+syndicate> i told melissa and she loved it. what she DOESN'T know is that i chose corel because it was the first linux distro i ever used and got me hooked on linux.
<@Brad7> how the fuck did you get married?
Comment: EFNet
#10805
dsp/#nz2600 boggles at chick logic , "i know you're upset with me, and that
upsets me, which is why i'm bitchy at you"
-dsp, nz2600
#45859
<kFraction> if only there was a captial "."
<sirukin> a capital period eh?
<sirukin> I'm not sure the females would enjoy that.
#50293
<Geeno> Philosophy teacher exists because Professional Bong Smoker doesnt
Comment: #offtopic
#30447
<Scoth> Olyndar: You coughed on her? How rude
<Olyndar> She liked it.
<Olyndar> She's kinky like that.
* lemming chuckles
<lemming> hmm
<Olyndar> FEEL THE GERMS INVADING YOUR BODY LIKE SO MANY TINY PENISES!
#10911
<Xaotika> if i ever start a band, remind me to call it MY ASS.
<Xaotika> then you could all come watch MY ASS if we ever perform on stage.
<Xaotika> MY ASS will rock your world. i'm sure.
#7120
<AgentAce1> hmm
<AgentAce1> well that's interesting
<AgentAce1> actually...that's fuckin weird ass shit
#22326
<Omnipolex> how many years of experience have you had with young rape ntfs
<ntfs0> young rape? i started when your mother was just a little girl
<Omnipolex> wtf
<Omnipolex> oh
<Omnipolex> shit
<Omnipolex> no i meant 3d rendering
<ntfs0> wtf
<sy> hahah
<sy> bash.org
<ntfs0> how do you mistake 3d rendering for young rape
#9114
<D`Amour> time to gogogadgetbacktoworkasquickasfuckbeforeigetfired
#7033
<Paine> "What body parts would you be willing to give away to play AO normally?"
<Paine> I mean, are you really using that little toe for anything important?
<Rattran> Depends on how many are in the freezer, doesn't it?
<Burimpu> I'd give my left vaginal wall to play AO properly!
#42920
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<BlackDeth> fucking al gore
<BlackDeth> did a shitty job when he invtented the internet
Comment: #ramen
#283996
<Krechet> don't set your alarm clock tonight
<Krechet> let god decide whether you go to school tommorow or not
#49813
<jre> I started with this girl and now I'm not interested
<jre> How do I be rid of her?
<wolffenstein> huge netsplit
#532
<kisama> i've spent my last 5 new year's on either irc or aol
#1546
(timmo) the average testicle is the size of a walnut.
[maff] the average walnut tastes better than the average testicle
#33819
<Zardoz> Damn those blow-up sheep.
<Zardoz> I got fucking TWO of them for my 21st.
<Zardoz> wtf.
<Zardoz> from DIFFERENT PEOPLE !
#32392
* Kaelic waves
* Orca sine waves
* Alien cosinetan waves
* Alric tangents
* EdorFaus (sine+2*cosine)/3 waves
* Kaelic facepalms
#309840
<Swob> there's a species of pea which has peapods that are 6 feet long
<RD> I wouldn't use that as a pickup line
#33659
<Pischk> im infected with something nasty dont accept anything from me
<Brisby> Pischk: How about money?
<DJ_Elfen> not even cash?
<Hurtful_Wolf> what about money?
Comment: a quick set of responses...
#22838
<Alex> whenever i finally think i'm gonna dump this girl, she always says something that changes my mind, like right before i say something
<Alex> generally a 'i love you alex'
<Alex> shes a psychic gold digger :(
#303193
<Yuyu> Im pretty handy at FAPS games though
<Yuyu> ...........
<Yuyu> FPS
#29437
<Lepper> i rode my bike for 2 hours today.. w00t
<Lepper> my legs are getting so much stronger
<splice> thatll help when you have to run away from girls