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#11588
<pfk> oh its may 21st..almost time for my bath
#67775
<turtlexiv> do you know of a built-in function to strip out possible extra info from the filename? i need to escape all back slash and forward slashes
<espantoso> back slash, forward slash, escape... sounds like OJ Simpson
#39051
<xtremeskier> you dont know the alphabet?
<ASM57> i do, i just forgot
<xtremeskier> what grade you in?
<ASM57> 11
<ASM57> i just forgot for a sex
<ASM57> sex
<ASM57> sec
<Telexen> ...yeah he's in 11th grade all right
Comment: #hothardware irc.burghcom.com
#51616
<S0nFez> Oh shit oh shit, i just accidently sent a DL380 G4 server and couple of desktops to a sheet metal company!
<favgame> lol wtf are they going to do with that
<S0nFez> Fuck i phoned them and they refuse to say they have them!
<s0nFez> right action plan.
<s0nFez> 1)phone courier and get signatures proving they signed for them
<s0nFez> 2)fax signatures over to those dodgy wankers and threaten legal action
<s0nFez> 3)arrange same day courier to pick them up and deliver them to right address. if this doesnt work im so badly fuxed.
<favgame> want an easier method?
<favgame> 1) wait till sunday
<favgame> 2) go to market and find the store selling a £3000 DL380 G4 server as "big computer, abit noisy" and offer the bloke $50
<favgame> bound to be cheaper than a sameday courier
#20459
<deathazre> somebody stole twish's vanilla cock
<deathazre> er, coke
<deathazre> ^_^
<TheOrgasmicMe> mmm vanilla cock
<whatboy> maybe it was missy elliot
<whatboy> o.O
<TheOrgasmicMe> if cock tasted like vanilla i would be gay
#50391
But a programmer learning programming from perl is like a chemisty student learning the definition of "exothermic" with dynamite
Comment: Slashdot
#4363
<taz> 0x0020 5018 2238 83c7 0000 4745 5420 6874 7470 P."8....GET.http
<taz> 0x0030 3a2f 2f77 7777 2e69 6b65 612e 636f 2e75 ://www.ikea.co.u
<taz> 0x0040 6b2f 7072 6f64 7563 745f 7072 6573 656e k/product_presen
<taz> 0x0050 7461 ta
<taz> muha
* taz snooping mothers network traffic
#304957
<Bombs> you're Canadian. you guys live in igloos, right?
<Kirk> You're American. You guys live in McDonalds', right?
#69440
<Anony-X>I use Photoshop for morally questionable purposes.
#34672
<DrYvOutCM> man i know it was a terrorist act and all
<DrYvOutCM> and it was horrible
<DrYvOutCM> but ya gotta admit
<DrYvOutCM> it was pretty impressive
<DrYvOutCM> those were some huge ass buildings
<_Zippo^_> DrYvOutCM: Well done! You just now realised that "Things Blowing Up" is cool. Welcome to, well, whenever humans first invented explosives.
#118819
<averagjoe> Yup, that's the proverbial spewing-coffee-on-the-monitor
<LCkitten> Which proverb is that from?
<dianagram> I believe its from Starbucks 4:95
<JustWhoIAm> Is that from the "Book of Christ and Latte Day Saints"?
#18730
<sprite> blah
<sprite> outlook died
<sprite> uh oh.
<sprite> outlook's really dead
<barr> you underestimate the power of the dark side
* sprite watches outlook slowly corrupt her applications
#299617
<kollapse> There's just something creepy about an abandoned mental institution.
<Viperlin> kollapse: i'd say its creepier if your getting wifi there
#7539
< ryll > "putting the 'fun' back into fundamentalism, and the 'laughter' back into sectarian slaughter"
#25201
(+Mutsumi_Otohime): a m8 of mine had to go to the hospital, & worried the staff there by talking about how I had worms, of course, the staff didn't know he meant the game :P
#1188
<Guilty> You see
<Guilty> Fat ugly girls shouldnt be allowed to use ":)"
<Guilty> Their sign should be "=)000"
#299822
<^Migs^> something really weird happened to me last night
<^Migs^> So I'm just sitting up in my room, right? It's about 11:30, I'm on my laptop, and the doorbell rings.
<^Migs^> I'm like, wtf, but figure it must be a neighbor returning my cat or something dumb like that.
<^Migs^> So I answer the door, and this mentally handicapped kid just barges in.
<^Migs^> He's about 13 or so, and he's just frantically looking around. He tells me I have a nice house, wants something to eat, says he returned my cat, then gets distracted by something in the kitchen, all within about 5 seconds. The kid has an attention span of about 3 seconds.
<^Migs^> I actually recognized him from church. He has some sort of palsy, but I couldn't remember his name, so I have no way to contact his parents, and I don't have a clue where he lives.
<^Migs^> Meanwhile, the kid is just tearing through my house, asking me about everything he sees. He offers to clean my family room, turns on my wife's laptop, plays with the baby toys, asks about the Wii...just anything you can imagine.
<Biff> how did he find you?
<^Migs^> I was just the random house he picked.
<^Migs^> It took a lot of convincing and keeping him focused. But finally I get him to call his sister on the phone. He refused to call his mom, because "she was asleep" but I guess his sister was okay.
<^Migs^> So I get his sister on the phone, and get an address from her, and tell them I'll drive him home.
<Biff> he was that far from home that you had to drive him?
<^Migs^> Well, I open the garage door, and try to coax him into my car. He gets all upset over this, and says he'll just go to some other house.
<^Migs^> He was about 6 blocks from home.
<^Migs^> Anyway, he bolts out the door, and starts running down the street. So I get in my car to chase after him.
<^Migs^> Fortunately, the police were out searching the neighborhood for him, too, and they managed to catch him down at the corner, so I didn't have to go very far.
<^Migs^> They called his mom and told her where we were, so we all just hung out and waited. Apparently, it's not the first time he's done this, since the cops knew him quite well.
<^Migs^> The family locks the doors and stuff, but this time he got out through the doggy door.
<^Migs^> Best. Facebook status update. Ever.
#56011
<jose3030> I just saved a ton of money on my car insurance by eluding police during a chase.
#1193
<|Chris> i want you to setup a word substitution in your head
<|Chris> whenever you see the term "wrestling," i want you to think, "white trash"
#311668
<unyu> Saying that a mathematical model describes reality, or is even a good approximation to it, is a truly huge statement. I'd rather not make such a statement unless it can be backed with strong arguments.
<Stevie-O> then you, sir, are not fit to be an economist
Comment: ##math
#2244
<Asmodee`> ibm said they were investing 1 billion $ into open source projects
<DAL9000> Asmodee`: do you know what happens when you invest money in opensource projects?
<DAL9000> NOTHING! it buys the coders some beer, nachos, and porn to watch instead of coding.
#302445
Mark: Wtf
Mark: Ive been here an hour and a half and still haven't done anything
Mark: I'm waiting for my boss to tell me to do something
Mark: but hes too busy pirating movies from my hard drive.
#294521
<&qqhax> guys guys
<&qqhax> this is fucking epic right now
<&qqhax> so, my comcast cable box wasn't working
<&qqhax> so i went into the diagnostic menu to play with the frequencies
<&qqhax> and found the menu that lets you enable the dvr even thought i'm not paying for it
<&qqhax> so anyway
<&qqhax> i enable the dvr and reboot the box
<&qqhax> then go to the dvr menu
<&qqhax> comcast gave me a used box
<&qqhax> that has 120gb
<&qqhax> 64% of it is ppv porn.
#306129
<HunterX11> and apparently amazon.com sells sex toys
<HunterX11> including "used and new" prices
#2958
<datz510> u prolly race grandmas goin tot he grocery store too huh
<BenK> no
<BenK> I race hardcore racers
<BenK> people with tinted windows
<BenK> and 20 inch rims
<datz510> Ben.. like other hondas?