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#29047
<wangschlong> So i was walking by some house
<wangschlong> and some hot girl was staring at me from the house
<wangschlong> so i go closer and shes still staring at me
<wangschlong> it turns out
<wangschlong> IT WAS A FUCKING LAMP
#32204
<McBatt> I loved that cailis commercial durring the super bowl, too. Anyone see that? :D
<McBatt> Here's a brief summary: Is your dick not working right? Use Cialis so you'll be ready to fuck anytime within 36 hours after you take it. Side effects may include erections that last FOREVER!!!
<Tarvuz> that would not be good
<McBatt> well, duh
<heap> better then the side effects of olestra
<heap> i'd rather have permawood then anal leakage
<Tarvuz> with permawood you could cause anal leakage in others
<McBatt> hahahahaha
Comment: #fark on irvingnet
#34381
* Sleigh dons the Jeans of Drunkeness +1 (-2 Against Bushes)
#1604
<Prence> then my mom will know i have sex with the coach
<Prence> i meant to say couch
#28807
<dirtYbird> I am looking for a ecommerce package or someone to make one up, mulitlingual etc. Found one in Jamaica but I find it hard to take anything from there too serious, I can picture them sitting back in front of their PC's with joints the size of rolled newspapers on the phone telling me "it'll be coool mon"
#16798
<+subzero> =)
<@nebula> ;)
<@wickeD> =)
<Guest62972> :D
<@sony> SHUT THE FUCK UP HAPPY BASTARDS ARR
#41723
<@IceWizard> hurry up!
<@IceWizard> someone make a website
<@IceWizard> "Vote for Kerry, Get a free IPOD!!!"
#65720
<codergeek42> How is your labor-day weekend going so far? :)
<HellDragon> bad
<HellDragon> i get drama everywhere
<HellDragon> im glad that im not emo
<HellDragon> i would have no wrists left
#17977
<MixieArmadillo> hahaha
<Mnementh4> if you tell me, I will have to commit sepuku
<MixieArmadillo> is that anything like oragami?
<Mnementh4> more messy, but the concept is basically the same
#89114
daftpunk988: Bah, Im gonna hate going to college
daftpunk988: Hell, I still dont know exactly how college and university works yet
daftpunk988: Like majors and minors, what the hell does that mean?
LuminousIce: Major is just your primary field of study... the classes you take, the subject you focus on, etc. It's like choosing what you hated least in high school as something you get more of. Minors are the supplement to that... Like the smaller, less imposing crony that helps out the big scary mother fucker.
#69640
[helf] my trip was stupid. it was my fault :P the problem that is. i had forgotten and left automatic updates enabled.. so it would download updates, restart itself and our hard drive protection hardware/software would kick in on reboot and revert any changes made.. so it just sat there all morning looping
[helf] i got there and all the public machines were rebooting
[helf] the nontechnical lady was all 'they wont stopp!!!!!!"
#8668
<cryterion> hooker fucking is an art.
<cryterion> you have to be able to do it with one arm up
<cryterion> and shave her pubes
<cryterion> while doing your business through shaving cream.
#309588
< Dan39> does anyone else get annoyed by stuff that seems too highly abstracted... :|
< _habnabit> Dan39, like your question?
Comment: #python
#42165
loservii: By the time I go back I won't like him anymore and I'll always be sad because I never got to fuck him.
RocketBoyEeo: Do it anyway.
loservii: I may, depending on whether or not he's single when I get back.
RocketBoyEeo: Ride that pony. Or something.
RocketBoyEeo: Get back on the horse?
RocketBoyEeo: Or just get on it in general.
loservii: You've got it all wrong.
loservii: I'm the pony.
loservii: He gets to ride *me*
RocketBoyEeo: Oh... well... saddle up.
RocketBoyEeo: Or... something...
loservii: I'm like....one of those cheap ass quarter rides in front of Super Wal-Mart.
loservii: Yipee-kie-ie-aye.
RocketBoyEeo: Hahaha. Maybe that's why Wal-Mart reminds me of you.
loservii: LOL.
#28938
<DreamStiller> whats the advantage of php compared to servers like geocities?
<DrDoug> Well, php is a server side scripting language and geocities is just a steaming pile of shit.
#7493
<Cerebus> being bi-polar must suck
<Kender> well yes and no
#7960
<Agent_grey> Scanner works! scanner wooooorrrkss!!
<artforz> how did you make it work?
<Agent_grey> its very very technical and scientific, involving the introduction of organic substance interfacing with its structural integrity
<Agent_grey> i whacked it really really hard
#13193
<XwinGs> can i find any mensa iq test on the net ?
<Ntruder> part of the test is finding the test. good luck.
<XwinGs> oic
#1868
<mD5> please no-one send me that stuff about sex in my aol mailbox
<flukz> i had to turn off my computer cuz all the porn kept popping up
<Mattress> mD5, what's your e-mail? I'll remove you from the list
<mD5> mD5@aol.com
<mD5> thank you for removing me from the list
#50466
<Shifter> fucking stupid bitch cunt whore skank peice of shit driver
<Shifter> some stupid bitch somes down my street, not realizing its a dead end
<Shifter> shes driving a fucking ford earth destroyer 2007
<Shifter> she goes to make a 3 point turn, realizes she cant without going over the curb
<Shifter> she just decides to drive up on my fucking yard and tear up my fucking grass
<Shifter> when she saw me on the front porch smoking a cig, she gave me one of those bitchy shrugs, and drove off.
<Shifter> god damnit i hate people.
#7339
<NeSSa`> yeah but he isnt fucking him?
<[ben]> not to my knowledge...jason was walkin a little funny tonight though
#6655
<arfer> sticks and stones may break my bones but life contingencies and statistics are pure shit
#6766
<Hickboy> i gotta piddle
<Hickboy> doh did i say that out loud
<wolvie> yes, now run to the little boy's room before anybody notices
#12086
<punkgurl> i made out with an 18 year old when i was 13
<Samhain> that guys must have been desperate
#107067
<Razmann> isn't that a sign of the apocalypse or something?
* FurryHelix looks out of the window... "Nope. I don't see the five horsemen"
<Razmann> aren't there only 4?
<FurryHelix> no there were five, but one left before they got famous.
<Razmann> so since the fifth left, that would mean there's only 4
<FurryHelix> reunion tour.