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#7943
<Neptune^> ok you jackasses..just cause im drunk doesnt mean the discussion has to degrade to high schools
#311623
< brennyn> i once had to train a guy at work who i could not convince that 1 percent and 1 gallon are not "basically the same thing"
< brennyn> his explanaton was that milk comes in 2%
< brennyn> he wasn't trolling, he was actually stupid
< brennyn> he got fired less than a week later for pouring paint thinner into his eyes
<@snek-sensei> w-what
< brennyn> he was cleaning something that required lying down and crawling under the machine
< brennyn> he got to the part he needed to clean, held a cup of paint thinner above it, and poured directly into his face
< brennyn> because he forgot about gravity
<@snek-sensei> oh okay that makes sense
#19462
<Hiko_Sejuro> Once again people if any of you are Overweight Please dont get offended from my hatred towards fatties
< Hiko_Sejuro> I ONLY HATE THE ONES WHO CANT WALK
#2911
* Berzerker gets hungry
* Berzerker eats his e's
*** Berzerker is now known as Brzrkr
#311141
<slidercrank> is that true that Spanish programmers have to write ¡ along with ! in their code? such as "while (¡var!) {..}" The same with the ternary operator: a=¿b>0? b; -b;
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#15451
<Kolar> For the record, I want to get a copy of that one video of JFK getting shot, so I can dub in the Unreal Tournament 'HEADSHOT!' sound clip.
<Kolar> Lee_Harvey_Oswald is on a KILLING SPREE.
<Domarcet> So what does that make the film of Ruby shooting Oswald?
<Kolar> Lee_Harvey_Oswald's Killing Spree has been ended by Jack_Ruby.
<Kolar> Jack_Ruby was looking good until he died of cancer in prison!
<Kolar> And then the chat window could come up and say "JFKennedy: OMG camper fagz"
#833
<timmo> i got a lego fetish whats it to ya?
<iMike-> damn norwegian toy companies
<McMoo> it's danish
<iMike-> what the hell is that
<iMike-> danland?
#8134
*** Starlet is now known as StarBBS
<Jerub> BBS?
<Jerub> as in dialup?
<Jerub> whats the number?
<Jerub> is it subscription?
<Jerub> got a large file section?
<Jerub> is it on fidonet?
<StarBBS> bbs as in be back soon
#29095
<sendai2ci> 138gig's d'led in the past fifteen days...methinks 250 a definite posibility by the end of the month...
<Matreya> wtf are you downloading :)
<Kreator> linux isos
#30708
<JP> college course prerequisites are like navigating the diablo 2 skill tree.
#25479
<PolestaR> Swish I dont have your skill where you just say *smiles* online and the girl is yours
<Swish> rofl
<PolestaR> I have to like, talk for like 5000 chars before I even get the phone number
<PolestaR> which is fake
#290508
makkusu: THE RULES OF THE INTERNET CAN EAT A BAG OF DICKS
laughlax: Ah, Jason
laughlax: yes they can.
laughlax: rule 34, remember?
#442
<bocz> cop made me get out and put my hands on my hood
<bocz> and im like 'no i cant touch the paint, its fresh'
#8993
<Tron> damn non-geeks taking over the digital domain!
#304174
<Spance> "Certainly Java got a lot right - its used by 10 million developers."
<Spance> THERE ARE 350-500 MILLION CASES OF MALARIA A YEAR
<\> are you arguing that malaria isn't successful?
#182
<Infe5> A PS2 costs ?40,000, a PSOne costs ?15,000, and a Hello Kitty DC costs ?28,800. :(
<EtherMan> how much is that in real money
#29260
<Livewireo> AOL owns winamp?
<jestuh> yeah few years back they sold out
<Livewireo> ;[
<Livewireo> i feel so dirty...using AIM, using Winamp...oh, and having an AOL account
#35870
<JoJo> man that was a great movie
<JoJo> everybody was kung-fu fighting
<NPellizzer> were they fast as lightning?
<JoJo> yeah, in fact it was a little bit frightning
<JoJo> cause they had expert timing
#17023
<+TlMMAH> hey gary
<+TlMMAH> what is porno that i should download
<+TlMMAH> i am putting my dick into your hands here
<+TlMMAH> not literally but, you know
#444
<SYch0> >>> Spelling error in digdug. Suggestions:
<SYch0> uiu 1. lamer
#9497
(@eliaz`medal): i have broken two of my erm
(@eliaz`medal): foot things
(@eliaz`medal): extensions
(@eliaz`medal): those little thigns on ur feet
(@eliaz`medal): 5 on each ::
(@eliaz`medal): :/
(@eliaz`medal): dunno name
(@Ched): toes?
#3469
<blazemore> Windows XP Professional Uptime: 4wks 4hrs 55secs
<blazemore> time to reboot
<ScumDog> that's so retarded
<mandarin> heh...uptime is sad
<mandarin> more sad is most *nix nerds have longer uptime records than relationship records ;)
<mightyflo> Relationship OSR2 Sexual Uptime: 2wks 6hrs 12secs
#6834
<angst> someone off campus was looking at my penis.
<angst> i think i spend too much time analyzing people's actions in my webserver's logs
#303084
<happyman|sleep> man i was just thinking of something. it would be great to setup an entire irc server of nothing but bots. that appear to be real people. so when random people join the server. they can spend weeks there thinking they are really talking to people.. only to randomly come back every now and then and let all the people know they were all only bots
<+Wolvenhaven> lol
<+Wolvenhaven> i used to run a room called #someonewhocares
<+Wolvenhaven> and it was moderated
<+Wolvenhaven> with a bot which tried to convince people to suicide
#309885
<BlackMoon> this is why ICANN has never given a single fuck about international chars in domain names
<BlackMoon> because to them, you can't even type those things on a keyboard.
<BlackMoon> Infact im going to wager that you should start a warez/movie site in the USA
<BlackMoon> comprised of international characters
<BlackMoon> Nobody in the USA will ever be able to visit them. definately not the FBI
<BlackMoon> MPAA: "hey fbi you need to go taken this site, its like, swiggly u fancy M then an A with a swiggly hat on it"
<BlackMoon> FBI: "Uh, apparently it already has been taken down, we can't connect to UMA.com, we have no idea what your talking about swiggly hats"