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#2098
<digidug> i love it when geeks take every chance they get to brag about their hardware
<digidug> so i was lying in my bed and my DUAL ATHLON 2GHZ SERVER was keeping me awake with its 5 SUPER HIGH THROUGHPUT FANS so i went downstairs and played a SPECIAL SUPER BETA VERSION OF QUAKE 3 (FOR WHICH I AM A BETA TESTER) on my PLEXIGLASS-COVERED TRANSPARENT TOWER WITH FIVE INTEL PENTIUM 4'S RUNNING A CUSTOMIZED VERSION OF LINUX
<digidug> so i didn't get much sleep last night
#20073
<Calculus> Ah...a dark room, approximately 25 computers, Debian ISOs for six platforms, and two hundred and four CD-Rs. It's going to be a wiiiild night.
<DamienRoc> Only you would consider that a wild night, Calc.
<Mechalink> Not only Calc.
<Calculus> DR: You'd be *amazed* at what happens if you grind up TDK CD-Rs and sniff them.
<DamienRoc> You get fiberglass in your lungs and lose 10 years to your life?
<Calculus> Well, that too...
#2375
(moimau) my net would make your net reverse compile itself, tar.gz itself
(moimau) and upload it back to the server it came from.
(moimau) so sit down.
#1256
<RallyCat> All this talks about cats is making me crave chinese food.
#6453
<O_6> my helpful nature gets me into many a snag
<MadMan37> so does your weakness for pic-a-nic baskets
#3698
<Joshua> i'm almost out of money for food... and i've got 4 more months before i go home...
<Joshua> all of my remaining food money is going towards caffeine.
<Villager> who needs food when you have caffeine eh?
#53794
< withnail> apparently when we were all apes they used to get a gang of like 5 males and take it in turns on a female ape while the others held her down
< jijicat> withnail: that's a good example of cooperation and working together
#8527
<dr_rotcod> you know its days like these when you say to yourself, 'If I don't become famous, how am I going to kill these people and get away with it?'
#13359
<TrivBot> Question 3. A man's beard grows fastest when he ______?
<_Cozmo_> shaves it
<emul8or__> shaves
<RatAway> jacks off
<TrivBot> Here's a hint: antici
<Rjx> anticipates sex
<TrivBot> Rjx got the answer: anticipates sex. In: 5.7secs.
<Rjx> wtf?
#27969
<@kingmob> yeah, it's definitely a three-cup-of-coffee day
<@kingmob> have to go the fucking laundromat
<@kingmob> or do i?
* kingmob searches desperately for even one more pair of boxers
#33546
<@Jon|AWAY> don't download porn from stile..
<@Jon|AWAY> I thought I had a stripper video..
<@Jon|AWAY> it's a man in drag with a sparkler up his ass.
#309615
< froggey> ALARM!!! SENSIBLE DESIGN CHOICE SPOTTED IN PERL!! DANGER DANGER DANGER!
#7172
<Mr_BoGgLeS> she said you looked edible mosey..
<Mousey> well boggles
<Mousey> if she thinks im edible
<Mousey> she probably is fat
<Mousey> i have no fat on me
<Mousey> eating me would be like going on a diet
#9330
<heath> then wouldn't being vegetarian mess up the food chain doing the ecological system harm?
<heath> just a thought...
<hoemonkey> yeah.....cause then you let the cows think that they're better.. and then the cows will start eating us. good point, heath.
#48531
<Tym> i have a question to you older folks
<Tym> how do you fucking do it
<Tym> work so god damn much, how do people work 40 hours a week their whole damn lives
<Tym> i'm going insane and i've only been doing it for 3 weeks
<Suzuran> It's like this. Do you like to eat?
<Tym> yes
<Tym> i eat alot
<Suzuran> Then you'll work like the rest of us. It's really hard to eat without money.
Comment: Aniverse: #megatokyo
#49772
<kyrih> I'm out, cya all!
<DM> me 2
* DM is now known as DM-off
* kyrih is now known as kyrih-off
* merc is now known as merc-off
* logan is now known as logan-off
<jack> well...maybe not
#1381
<Durtro> an army of swedish surgeons couldn't make him a girl.
#28567
<Jubei-> sup nigs
<kaihn[afk]> :o
<Jubei-> i mean..
<Jubei-> Hello fine gentlemen, how are you this fine morning?
#42581
SurrenderUrCow: in my 3rd period
SurrenderUrCow: i stuck a pencil down my pants
Micycle 13: LOL wtf
Micycle 13: why?
SurrenderUrCow: and made it look like i had a massive boner
Micycle 13: ROFL
SurrenderUrCow: then i stood up and walked over to my teacher
Micycle 13: so somebody says "hahah look at k0w poppin a b to the teacher"
SurrenderUrCow: handed her my planner and said as loud as i can, "I HAVE TO GOTO THE BATHROOM!"
Micycle 13: ROFL
SurrenderUrCow: it was so fucking hilarious, the teacher looked up and fell out of her chair
#11474
<Josho> hold on here
<Josho> does the cube have a dvd drive?
<Amanda`> It's probably a 12x cdrom
<Josho> ><
<Josho> insulting the cube is like kicking me in the privates
<Josho> i don't know how to eject the cdrom
<Amanda`> drag it to the trash can
<Josho> strike two
#6803
<drdink> what are c31487-a and cc31487-a?
<drwiii> they are numbers, accompanied by letters and dashes.
#8391
<Anarchos> my penis is 6.5" long, so my long distance relationship must be no more than 5" away.
#4445
<K0ffing> you should Photoshop Raz ... I'll give you a dollar if you can make his face look less like a butt
#6432
<PI^2> my first puter was c-64
<PI^2> I had many nasty games on c-64 :D
<PI^2> like 'fast masturbation' and such :)
<PI^2> that game was soo weird :D
<PI^2> though it had good graphics for a c-64 game :)
#42020
<ShadoweOrbe> am i supposed to conduct with my penis?
<Mister_4> you could give it a go
<MichaelD> if its a really really small orchestra
Comment: #offtopic