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#23834
<Antioch-WTF> Incidentally, am I the only one that craves hentai featuring a single-mother two-daughter lesbian incest family?
#9138
Vahina2002: it was not difficult
Cayen2000: I know but I'm blind in one eye and can't see out the other
#40168
<@Dr4g0n> I have 4 inches to grow and im done with puberty
Comment: Sometimes it's good to specify words like "height"
#29029
<manda> you know, to get a degree, you have to think about something other than your dick for more than 5 seconds
<AchtunG`> i know but its hard
#33190
<@Lawn-Gnome> fuck
<@Lawn-Gnome> time to take the toaster outside again :\
<@Zee> ...
<@DonoftheDead> wtf
<@Lawn-Gnome> i dont got a lighter
<@Lawn-Gnome> and i cant smoke inside
<@Lawn-Gnome> so i ben taken the toaster outside to light my smoke off of
<@Lawn-Gnome> brb
Comment: From teh h4x
#309350
<Proview_> freshman year of college, i'm like... oh, yeah, im going to try and be leet and install gentoo. try loading it frmo a flash drive, 20 minutes later, my HDD was erased, my external 2 TB drive was erased, AND THE FLASH DRIVE gentoo came on was erased
<Proview_> i had to email all of my professors and tell them "i tried installing gentoo and now i have nothing left. my work will be late"
<Proview_> my comp sci professors just responded with "understandable"
#27151
Ali: do they sell dildos on overstock?
Tim: lol, i don't know
Tim: why?
Tim: gonna get a gift for your gf?
Ali: everything i buy on that site, i'm gonna add dildo to the list
Ali: so that it shows up for every product
Ali: people who purchased... "the bible" also purchased... "travel reading lamp" .. "jesus loves all the little children" ... "clear plastic dildo" ... "a kid's guide to the bible"
#40926
<Jism> Ark, remember that quote you submitted about me falling through the window naked?
<Jism> you fucker it got approved
<Ark> lol
<Ark> could of been worse, like the one where your girlfriend was going down on you as you release this dirty, smelly wet fart and she threw up all over your genitals then you kneed her in the face accidentally giving her a blood nose
<Jism> you're just lucky we're good friends and no bastard saw that
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<stealth7> lol qdb.us
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Comment: I take it Jism and Ark forgot about the new Log module our channel service has
#25132
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<_Kenny> who kicked me
#42659
<RHX> Winamp playing: Various - The Waterboys / Whole of the M
<RHX> ID3 tags don't get the whole of the na
#19485
<stu> i literally just had good sex
<stu> my cock is still wet
<clay> and to the internet you go
#8057
<Esk> Quit XP bashing! It's a better OS than you'll ever make! :D
<evilbob> I doubt I could construct a gremlin, but I'm not about to start driving one.
#33990
<orion> i HATE
<orion> the beastie boys.
<Amanda_> Their talent is INTERGALACTIC
<Amanda_> Saying you hate them is a form of SABOTAGE
<Amanda_> GIRLS are always huge fans
<orion> ....................................................
<Amanda_> Looks like you need some BRASS MONKEY
#8209
<Kyuss> how big should disk 1 of neverwinter be?
<JtHM> |<----------------------------->|
<JtHM> (not to scale)
#3723
<FreshBrew> if i ever get arrested for something serious, 20/20 and Dateline are going to have a field day with my irc logs.
#34820
<ushi> only on the internet is it acceptable to find out someone's basic information and status by fingering them
#49938
<Hatter> tonight I: lost in poker, drank absinthe, scaled the wall of the peabody university, got into a street fight, got a black chick with implants to show us her breasts
<AlmtyBob> , lied about everything but losing in poker.
Comment: #ramen
#2818
<Jumper> bite me
<offwYtE> uMale or female?!?!
<Jumper> heh
<Jumper> u'll find out
<Jumper> ;D
<offwYtE> akkkkkk
<Jumper> haw haw
<offwYtE> taking blind date to a whole new level
<Gimpoid> lol
#68026
Error_404: heh, everyone in this building except me is so nice
Error_404: their wifi BSSID's are all like... "dad's computer" or "smith family" or the default names
Error_404: and then mine's FUCKYOUDONTTOUCHMYSHIT
#308117
Baljem: BBC News Headline "'GPS brain cells' seen in pigeons"
Baljem: look, dipshits, it may come as a surprise
Baljem: but there are perfectly good methods of navigation that existed for quite some time before GPS
Baljem: so could we /please/ stop referring to anything to do with being able to fucking navigate as 'satnav' and 'GPS'? before I have to come and smack you around a bit? kthx
RS_Asleep: Baljem: Now they could use an iPhone and have always up-to-date information and the pigeon could use them 53 brain cells for something else! ;)
Baljem: impossible
Baljem: nothing with 53 or more brain cells would buy an iPhone in the first place ;)
#300111
<raco> Why criticize masturbation? Better to self-release and get it out of your system then commit a sex crime.
<lanter> Wow, I really hope you meant "than" rather than "then."
#7453
<Kefka_> Rap is for people who need to be influenced by a culture of uneducated fools who have primary goals of "ballin" and becoming fly by having a dope ride.
#41234
<BiG_10> gonna see if i can cancel my order of 6 gallons of listerine
<BiG_10> foudn out the damn stuff has an expiration date.... my 1 liter says it'll expire in may of '06... and i just bought 6 years worth of mouth wash
Comment: #teamlan on ETG
#57733
<FlaVouR> BTW Jewel == a South African Buddy of mine
<pinin> i figured you two knew each other since you are the only ones in the country with internet
<FlaVouR> pinin dont make me set my lion on you
Comment: #geekissues
#49454
<mrfredmann> dude at my school its so funn
<mrfredmann> there are these gangs of totally like gangsta black dudes
<mrfredmann> and they have this free like use compters for whatever the fuck you want room
<mrfredmann> and all these gangsta guys sit around there all fucking day using myspace