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#54696
<joe`> I got overpaid $150 two weeks ago, i decided not to say anything
<joe`> now last week they UNDERPAID me $150, so I went to my manager to tell him to put it right and he comes out with "you didn't tell us when we overpaid you, did you"?
<joe`> I told him "I'll tolerate one mistake, but not two!"
#1308
<CiXeL> america where a poor black boy can grow up to become a rich white woman
<CiXeL> michael jackson
#19970
<|King`Fisherman|> i was feeding my snake, its been a week
<|King`Fisherman|> i was fuckin with it taunting it and teasing it
<Shiv_TXS> is that a metaphor?
#53737
leet42: someone at the fortune cookie company has a sense of humor
leet42: "the fortune you seek is in another cookie"
#8368
* Valvados pulls out a random Indiana joke
<Valvados> HEY
<Valvados> Why doesn't Kentucky slide into Tennessee?
<Valvados> BECAUSE INDIANA SUCKS
#53569
<Jarn> I really need to go outside more often... I just realized New Years had gone by when I noticed that the timestamp on when a friend had signed off messenger read "2006".
#18895
<Swank> I really only use lisp these days for scriptin tools for emacs
<Fedaykin> you used the e word
<Swank> if my editor can't make me breakfast it isn't useful enough
<Fedaykin> ehehe
<Fedaykin> if my editor can make me breakfast, it's ass needs to be in the kitchen
#34829
<CptnSwede> _________
<CptnSwede> < Hi, Lk! >
<CptnSwede> ---------
<CptnSwede> \ _
<CptnSwede> \ (_)
<CptnSwede> \ ^__^ / \
<CptnSwede> \ (oo)\_____/_\ \
<CptnSwede> (__)\ ) /
<CptnSwede> ||----w ((
<CptnSwede> || ||>>
<LkButter1> Ah, Captain Swedish Porno
<LkButter1> We meet again!
Comment: #ramen
#2987
(Matt^^^) fenrir's gf is a quad processor solaris box
#11923
<Rann-chan> 0123.
<Rann-chan> Er, sorry. ^^;
<Reddjango> at least we know you can count to 3 ^_^
<Gary> And like a C programmer, too. :)
<Rann-chan> Of course I can. That's the number of guys a girl can take without using her hands, right? n.n
#24566
<Shock[JR]breakfast> basically i went to a kegger and drank 4000 kegs and got sloshed then i temporarily left the establishment and then i saw a schoolbus parked outside so i was like FUCK THIS IS TEAM FORTRESS REAL LIFE I AM AN ENGINEER -e- REPRESENT FUCK then i started taking off the bumper / mirrors / stop sign then i got arrested and they took my shoes / shirt and threw me in jail
<Shock[JR]breakfast> all i could do, while i was sitting in the cop car, was make fun of the laptop
#305454
<@Elleo> based on current estimates all IPv4 addresses will have been allocated by March
<@Elleo> afterwhich we'll find ourselves living in a dystopian future where motorcycle gangs roam the streets killing people for their IPs so their mobile phones can get on the internet
<@Elleo> someone should make a film out of that
<@Elleo> Mad WiMax
#144439
<[UTM][ri]TuttiFrutti> oooo
<[UTM][ri]TuttiFrutti> RnB means rhythm and blues?
<[89]Z> yea >_>
<[UTM][ri]TuttiFrutti> i always thought rap and black
#311454
<Val> Oddish, holy fuck
<Val> I'm sitting, parked, on a dirt road in my cab. Call comes on the radio from dispatch, quote, "Who wants to do a pickup right now?"
<Val> I hit E to accept.
<Val> A Sadler - basically a Ford F-250 crew cab - rear-ends my taxi.
<Val> I guess I consented.
<Oddish> .....
#20073
<Calculus> Ah...a dark room, approximately 25 computers, Debian ISOs for six platforms, and two hundred and four CD-Rs. It's going to be a wiiiild night.
<DamienRoc> Only you would consider that a wild night, Calc.
<Mechalink> Not only Calc.
<Calculus> DR: You'd be *amazed* at what happens if you grind up TDK CD-Rs and sniff them.
<DamienRoc> You get fiberglass in your lungs and lose 10 years to your life?
<Calculus> Well, that too...
#207998
<Fudoushin> I must've gotten into the Japanese language for the stupidest reason...
<Fudoushin> I like anime, Japanese video games (RPGs mainly), and manga.
<Fudoushin> So I majored in it in college. Which is really not that far removed from majoring in African-American Studies because you enjoy '70s blaxploitation films...
#2046
<train> i'm on prison net
<train> that still works
<Hooblah> wtf
<Hooblah> prison?
<Hooblah> as in locked up n shit?
<Zebracake> heh!
<Zebracake> no, irc.prison.net
#49657
[Mediator] And there is this gel shit
[Mediator] that says do not eat
[Mediator] in big red letters
[Mediator] I think it might be like reverse psycology
Comment: He has just bought a new heatsink, and is exploring the packaging
#56454
* Boche slaps wanks around a bit with a large trout
<Boche> how do i change weapon? someone?
#297663
<~mooodi> you know how some people are wearing one white glove as a tribute to MJ?
<~mooodi> we should all grow billy mayes beards
#302103
<bucketmouse> every time i feel depressed i just 7zip something from the commandline
<bucketmouse> lrobin$ 7za a test.7z blah.txt
<bucketmouse> Creating archive test.7z
<bucketmouse> Compressing blah.txt
<bucketmouse> Everything is Ok
#41892
<@SyNMaN> IIII BEEELLLLIIIEEEEVVVEE I CAAANNNN FLYYYYY, I BBBEEEELLLIIEEEVVEEE I CAAANN TOOOUUCCHH THE SKYYYY
<@SyNMaN> although it might be the crack
#29400
<oreo> If you drink, don't park. Accidents cause people.
#29110
<Bruce> You know the mile high club?
<Sheila> what about it?
<Bruce> Can you join it on your own?
<Sheila> you sad, sad little man
#18793
<sweede> i've watched him do the following (it was on my lame p133 even) in Quake 1
<sweede> over a modem, in a hotel (28.8kps), join a server (max 50), number one player was at like, 30 or so..
<sweede> NO mouse, just keyboard,
<sweede> AND only using the nail gun,
<sweede> own3d everyone, the number one guy didnt get a frag after that..
<sweede> AND, he was typing to people as he was playing.
<setuid_w00t> beatz0rage
<Strike> sweede: and he was jerking off at the same time
<Strike> *fapfapfapfapfapfap* *frag* *fapfapfapfap* *type*