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#83974
<Lip> It's 7:37
<Lip> Six time-zones behind us some nerd is laughing his ass off at the time
#105149
<UMKid08> Hey James, what did the tableau calculus say to the fair node selection algorithm?
<jamesl> ? what?
<UMKid08> You complete me! =)
<jamesl> ...
<jamesl> You know, before you said that I used to wonder why that valedictorian left you for that marine dude...
#310194
<madk> The interpreter uses an unbounded tape size, but due to technical limitations will stop being unbounded if the tape size reaches 2^63 cells.
#2517
<hye> sex caffeine and computing power
<tia> hehe
<hye> the trinity
#29452
<@parasyte> I went straight towards my room where my nice large full size bed I had since I was 5 years old awaited me. I opened the door and...
<@parasyte> ... there is my sister, riding her fat boyfriend, fucking his brains out.
<@parasyte> My first thought was, "Wow, she had perky tits". My second thought was, "Wow, so does he",
#14343
<Paveourroads> in a multiplayer game, you can be all, "Look, I have cooler shit than you." in a singleplayer game, you're like, "OK, my stuff is cool." and you show people who come over to your house and they're like, "You're a loser." so you cry and die. >:(
#1468
<nexxai> stileproject.com....what a wonderful place
<xsneakerx> yes. place of the bored and horny.
#5034
<Lith> im tellin ya.. im sitting on a land mine
<Lith> err
<Lith> gold mine
#31328
<marek> rape is such a bad term, lets call it surprise sex!
#305602
RN: no, i couldn't wait to have that fixed
RN: there are a lot of things i dont like about photoshop, but that stupid "Undo" vs. "step backward" nonsense was the final straw
CM: you might say that it was photoshop's ultimate...
CM: *puts on her sunglasses*
CM: ....undoing
CM: YYYEEEEEAAAAHHHH
#27900
<B2uc> and why do girls say they want honesty...then don't...like the other night I was like "What would you like to do?...movie or go out to eat?"...it was like "Well what do you want to do?"...I was like "Well if it was up to me...we'd just go home and fuck and then you could drive yourself home while I catch the last of the ball game"
<B2uc> and then I get a dirty look.
#36887
‹Animonger› she is so hot i would suck her dad's dick
#8278
<the__man> does anyone know if any brothel is open at this hour? i need some action right away
<+Octane> the__man: you've been blessed with two hands and ten fingers. go figure it out.
#246970
<zach[w]> You know, I really think the phrase "Wookiees can load their bowcasters with both standard and explosive-tipped quarrels.[citation needed]" is a perfect description of Wikipedia.
#15822
<evilpie> P.S. oblique, since both you and your girlfriend live with your parents, how in the fuck do you manage to bang her?
<jre> It wasn't so much of a bang as a dull thud."
#78215
<@norman> so, how many dates do you have to go on before it changes from assault to domestic violence
#13725
<_emma_> I'm just like a Barbie doll, I come with all the accesories
<Mort-Hog> And you have your underwear melted on to you? :)
<_emma_> Barbies in my day had no underwear
<Mort-Hog> What? My barbies all have their plastic underwear molded on to their bodies
#5727
<BloodAngel> I was just trying to find something in my pants pocket- but I didn't know what.
<BloodAngel> [don't start, don't _even_ start!]
<BloodAngel> And then I realized what I was looking for...
<BloodAngel> And proved I'm dumb. :)
<BloodAngel> 'cuz I was trying to find the 2-Litre of Mountain Dew that I set down.
#45698
<tamara> i can't decide if i'm hungry or tired.
<majcher> eat until you fall asleep
#69717
<Djinna> i think i'm gonna make fleshy put out tonight.
<miscca> hahahah
<miscca> make him put out?
<miscca> you have not been married long enough for that missy :)
<Djinna> i'm gonna tie him to the bed and sit on his face until he makes me smile
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#8571
## baguette is away since Mon Sep 10 12:31:41 2001 -- fuck
<screampuff> gee, that's not a bad reason to be away...
#44247
<vhold> "a government mandated wireless protocol that transmits to the receiver how many calories and other nutritional information they will receive from their food purchase."
<Skud> vhold: wtf?
<vhold> I just made that up and put it in quotes to make more interesting
#56225
<+Pi> dhhhhh
* Pi is trying out dvorak again
<+elmar> the dvorak keyboard?
<+Pi> no, fucking the composers corpse.
#30377
<@Immelmann> YEah
<@Immelmann> My mom plays the sluts
<@Immelmann> *slots
#48610
<Balumstorm> I wonder if I can get this code in the kernel
<daveb> DCC it to me
<Balumstorm> daveb: okay
<daveb> oh, this is some nice code, it should be accepted
<Balumstorm> Yeah, I found it in some old OS
<daveb> really?
<Balumstorm> Yeah, SCO or something like that
<daveb> ..... :( god I hope youre joking...