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#28559
<slipvayne> my bro came home while i was wanking
<slipvayne> ah shit
<slipvayne> he brought some friends
<slipvayne> oh god
<slipvayne> i was watching a porno as well
<slipvayne> fuck i hope he didnt see
<slipvayne> OH FUCK
<slipvayne> oh man
<slipvayne> he better not tell my parents
<slipvayne> thats the last time i wear headphones while watching porn
<slipvayne> fuck im off for a shower
#30373
* [NYC] has joined #emu
<[NYC]> yo
<[NYC]> whats this channel for
<splice> making fun of people who ask legitimate questions
#308834
Nevermind: About shitty code
Nevermind: There is an hierarchy - WidgetBase - GuiWidget - Rectangle
Nevermind: What do you call a programmer who adds a scroll event handler to Rectangle class, which changes value of a field added to WidgetBase, which is later used in GuiWidget as a text argument to a low leve render code
Nevermind: All this just to make a scrolling text show up over Rectabgle in a single place?
MaxEd: You don't call him anything, he should not hear you coming
#10197
<Trendarth> wb
<Yamatto> ta
<Trendarth> np
<@antix> why does everyone talk in two letters these days...
<Trendarth> dk
<Trendarth> because our society promotes slothenly behaviour
<@antix> ok
#1610
<watashi-x> Oh my God! Are you attemping to DoS me?
<Polymer> WTF are you talking about dumb ass
<Polymer> I can't get into your MS-DOS
#46427
watchcorytwostep: hey do you know the harry potter spoiler?
DvngMnky: Nope, sorry.
watchcorytwostep: no thats good. im not talking to anyone who does. my friend warned me, i've managed to avoid it for 4 days now.
DvngMnky: SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE
watchcorytwostep signed off at 11:59:36 PM.
#13359
<TrivBot> Question 3. A man's beard grows fastest when he ______?
<_Cozmo_> shaves it
<emul8or__> shaves
<RatAway> jacks off
<TrivBot> Here's a hint: antici
<Rjx> anticipates sex
<TrivBot> Rjx got the answer: anticipates sex. In: 5.7secs.
<Rjx> wtf?
#68761
<Rayder> If you are interested in being part of a the Knowledge Bowl Team, please come to a short meeting at 2:15 on Wednesday, September 27th. What is Knowledge Bowl you might ask? Well, it is rather like Jeopardy except more fun and only for high school students. Come and find out whether it's for you.
<Rayder> but where is the meeting?
<Dr_Pressure> looks like knowlege bowl is not for you
#1492
*** collusion is now known as CmdrTaco
<_vulture> OMG
<_vulture> CmdrTaco I kick your ass
<CmdrTaco> i shutdown slashdot
<CmdrTaco> i realized its a piece of shit
<_vulture> mandrake hates slashdot too
<CmdrTaco> im gonna go cry cuz i hate M$$$$
<CmdrTaco> somebody cheer me up and send me a kernel to compile
#234637
<hectorofchad> I've seen the coat hanger abortion reference elsewhere but never really thought about it
<hectorofchad> I guess the hook helps
<hyp3rhax0r> I was never really sure how that worked and made a point of not trying to figure it out
<hectorofchad> haha
<hectorofchad> probably for the best
<hyp3rhax0r> fetuses are deathly allergic to coathangers as far as I'm concerned >_>
<hyp3rhax0r> NOBODY CORRECT ME
#76256
<Chocoboko> AOL has a more aggressive marketing scheme than GEICO. :P
<Chocoboko> I'd love to get a slip in the mail offering me 1100 hours of free car insurance.
#29420
<Xylene> hey Hawq, fuck you, you dirty sheep fucker!!! ahhh
<SinisterTengu> lol
<Xylene> just kidding
<Hawq> I'll have you know I bathed that sheep myself so it was clean beforehand
<Hawq> I'd never have a dirty one
Comment: irc.cheatlist.com #dcemu
#305552
<Millions> wafn has nothing because he is a decrepit fraud whose only claim to fame is sustenance on cat food in abandoned libraries in the jungle
<wafn> I never ate cat food fuck you
<Millions> why not
<wafn> no can opener
#17995
<danie2> do you have a gf?
<ieatrocks> hahahahahah
<ieatrocks> wow, thanks for even asking.
#56811
<forkup> yo
<forkup> i'm off to jail for a day or so, bbl
#30957
<nomad> everything loads so fast on this computer
<nomad> I have no time to decide what I will do next
#3060
<J0RD4N> where do they find these retards?
<reptile_> randomly picked from dalnet
#294961
[jenna] *hsus: hey i got a question
Rask: yes
[jenna] *hsus: i thought hawaii was like, warm? and alaska was like cold? so how is that since they're right beside each other?
Rask: is this a real question
[jenna] *hsus: yeah, why?
[jenna] *hsus: ive always wondered that.
Rask: like are you being serious
[jenna] *hsus: like sarah palin was always like ohh alaska is cold i shoot moose and i can see russia...
[jenna] *hsus: but then hawaii is all like warm and shit with little chubby chicks belly dancing.
Rask: worldmap
[jenna] *hsus: so i was like, they're so close together, how is the... uhm, climate or w/e so different?
Rask: see where hawaii is?
Rask: see that part off canada that says USA?
Rask: thats alaska.
Rask: its like, six thousand miles away from here
[jenna] *hsus: oh god.
[jenna] *hsus: this is like that time i thought new england was like a... place beside england... kinda like new mexico and mexico... but new england is really a bunch of states.
[jenna] *hsus: everytime they're on a map they're right beside eachother though
Rask: you should probably spend awhile staring at this map
[jenna] *hsus: That bitch is lying ,you cant see russia from alaska, not possible.
[jenna] *hsus: unless it wraps around or something?
Rask: are you saying the world is flat
[jenna] *hsus: wait so do you like have the same president we do?
[jenna] *hsus: no. i mean i think its round.
Rask: this is a joke right
[jenna] *hsus: dude. i quit school.
[jenna] *hsus: wtf do you think
Rask: in 2nd grade?
[jenna] *hsus: uhhh, we dont have map studying in school anymoree
Rask: the world is round yes
#55760
<CtrlAltDestroy> Last week, I was working at Steak 'n Shake
<CtrlAltDestroy> We had a water main break outside, so they shut off the water to our store
<CtrlAltDestroy> We had to shut down the dining room because of a health code
<CtrlAltDestroy> Anyway, during that time, we got a prank call.
<CtrlAltDestroy> This dude calls up and he's like "Hey guys! Is your fountain running?!"
<CtrlAltDestroy> Of course, I had to say "Not right now, we don't have water because of a main break."
<CtrlAltDestroy> Then he just goes "Oh..." *Click*
#4064
<FreshBrew> i dont know why i floss before i go to the dentist
<FreshBrew> i never ever do it
<FreshBrew> its like going to the doctor and pretending not to be sick so he doesnt yell at you
#902
psxfaQ: <-- eating spam
e l i t e m r p: id do that but it wastes too much printer paper
#25641
<J{E}K> What is the best song of NIN?
<uidv6> ALL THE SILENT TRACKS ON BROKEN
#30519
<MS|D3m0n>: I had a really cool dream the other night and when I woke up I tried to click View Source so that I could put it on my site
#37983
[steven] where were you
[Mediator] first time I played doom it gave me a 3 hour seazure
[Mediator] I've been in the hospitle
#127
<MadHatter> I've been using mirc exclusively for like 6-7 years or whatever
<MadHatter> I could get mIRC certified by now