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#16365
<sacarna> i think willingly putting your child in a porno comes under the catergory of unfit parent
#309272
<luckybunny> I know someone in this channel likes to do owl impressions
<iScream> what a hoot
<luckybunny> dammit
<Kneidel> I can guess where this is goig...
<luckybunny> I was hoping for someone to say 'who?'
<luckybunny> lol
<luckybunny> in which case they would have answered their own question
<iScream> i didn't think of that
#30966
<TriviaServ> mus.1145. Music: Name the Artist/Band that recorded this song: Get Another Boyfriend (Martin/Rami) ?
<TriviaServ> 1st Hint: ********** ****
<SpAz> backstreet boys
<TriviaServ> YES, SpAz!!! got the answer -> backstreet boys <-
<SpAz> god i cant believe i jsut got that
* SpAz shoots self in face with shotgun
#3362
<Dllem> "another expressed his desire to try "onal sex." We're not sure what that is, but it sounds kinky."
#17890
<[SS]Psyco|PB> The Magic 8-Ball has been ACTIVATED, Type !8ball <question> to use. ×Tracer Script×
<[1CH]Gypsy|Occupied> !8ball will I get high tonight...
<[SS]Psyco|PB> [1CH]Gypsy|Occupied, ( YES!!!!! )
<[1CH]Gypsy|Occupied> FUCKIN' RIGHTS!
<[1CH]Gypsy|Occupied> sweet..
<[1CH]Gypsy|Occupied> at least I can stop worrying..
#302377
<Umm> Sorry, had to eject a stoner from the house
<Umm> Fuckhead managed to bust a door, though
<Navier> ...?
<Umm> Claimed to be "fixing" a door that was broken into being closed
<Umm> He managed to break it into being open
<Einar> why was there a stoner IN your house?
<Umm> I don't know
<Einar> You should call the police
<Einar> Real life is not video games. Having strange people wander in, dig through your stuff, and attempting to solve door-opening puzzles does not indicate they're saving the world.
Comment: nightstar.net
#43574
MySeLf169: today we had softball practice
MySeLf169: and while we were playing, a group of guys from a nearby high school drove by
MySeLf169: and yelled "softball's for pussies!"
MySeLf169: so I replied "fuck you, you bastards!" and flipped them off
MySeLf169: then it hit me
MySeLf169: the softball team I was on was for my church
MySeLf169: and the senior minister was on our team
MySeLf169: I think I'll sit in the back this sunday....
#6697
<Tre`> I've got to find away to earn some dough
<bishoptl> sell some sperm. that's legal in the States, isn't it?
<bishoptl> or plasma - that should free up some $$$
<SHD> he's too young for selling sperm
<Tre`> I need *a bunch*
<bishoptl> sell your friends' sperm
<Tre`> that's just disgusting
<bishoptl> how badly do you want NWN
<bishoptl> I'm not saying you have to go milk them yourself
<bishoptl> just pass around the tupperware container
#270335
<@[midas]> I remember calling the Nintendo Tip Line once for Castlevania II though
<@[midas]> Some spot where I had to crouch to make some stairs appear got me stuck
<@[midas]> I still remember their old phone number
<@[midas]> 206-885-7529
<@[midas]> I don't know my sister's birthday, but I remember the Nintendo Game Assistance Hotline
#48832
<@Rjx> just a note to anyone here
<@Rjx> the yellow dye used in 2mg risperdal pills
<@Rjx> turns your semen yellow
<@Rjx> now imagine having to explain that to a chick
#39722
<Tevi> ...i'm scared
<Tevi> there's music coming out of my computer
<WeirdHat> an ad maybe?
<Tevi> oh... wait
<Tevi> i'm playing an mp3
#303145
<markand> which kind of authentification FreeBSD developers use for svn access?
<Aprogas> Whenever an incoming connection is made, a truthsayer kills a bird and looks at the intestines to predict whether the access attempt is legitimate or not.
#32942
KArmA-: telemarketer: yeah, I need to speak to your office manager please(very gruff voice)
KArmA-: me: who the fuck do you think you're talking to?
KArmA-: telemarketer: are you the office manager?
KArmA-: me: no asshole, I said, who do you think you're talking to, with that tone of voice
KArmA-: me: you don't call up and start barking at me like that
KArmA-: telemarketer: well sir I'm sorry but I need to speak to your office manager.
KArmA-: me: for what? he normally doesn't take phone calls for yard apes. . . what do you need to talk to him about that's so special?
KArmA-: telemarketer: !(#*%@ EXCUSE ME?! YARD APE?!?! WHAT IS YOUR NAME!?!?
KArmA-: me: *click*
#73370
madskz: i' tried ass fuck
takefive: Ahaha
takefive: wait, why?
madskz: what??
madskz: oh shit
madskz: *i'm tired as fuck
#37683
<ZiPPy> thats like type /quit then a persons name after it eg. /quit Snookle and it will quit that person.
<ZiPPy> go on try it.
<wabz> i think it works better with /ban
<wabz> let me try
* wabz sets mode: +b ZiPPy!*ZiPPy@vw8185.optusnet.com.au
Comment: game set match: wabz
#6458
<^erica^> god, why dont you apear infront of me when i pray?
<GodFu> because i like to watch
#8409
<mindlace> i ate a pig that had probably been tortured its entire life before finally being put out of its misery in a festering pile of its screaming kin.
<space> i mean, part of the fun of having a pet is being able to interact with it
#32457
< sahaL > my teacher was like 603.12.3.4312 is an IP
< sahaL > i was laughing at her face
< sahaL > fucking newbies
< sahaL > "OH CHECK ME OUT I CAN FUCKING USE FRONTPAGE, I AM COOL NOW"
#15782
<Mew49> shutup broadband bastard
<joober> i dont have broad band
<joober> i have cable
#236280
<Upthorn> The place I lived on the outskirts of baltimore had good sound insulation
<superjupi> I'd give two ovaries and most of a kitten to have good sound insulation
<BagOfMagicFood> If I type this many letters then it lines up good sound insulation
#16745
{DingoVolf} is that a hermaphroditic swami under your left fender or are you just glad to be a designer of prosthetic foreheads?
#30049
<Lepper> bob would you have sex with your mom if she were hot?
<LkTrout1> Lepper's family tree is a straight line.
#311210
windsor: I am beginning to think the only way for anyone from my generation to accomplish some goal (weight loss, driver's license, change of opinion, etc). is for them to feverishly document the entire process on social networking sites.
#10260
2(SilentSniper): I took my ps2 to florida, and the airport security bomb checker dude wouldnt stop asking me questions... "Did you get it when it was $200 or $300? Should I get an XBox or a PS2? I heard that a Ps3 is coming out? What is the best game?"
14(OuT-4-BlooD): haha
02(SilentSniper): SHUT UP AND LOOK FOR DANGEROUS EXPLOSIVES AND QUESTIONABLE FOREIGNERS
#297797
<hypr> whats it called when u mix 2 tracks together
<teletitty> mixing?