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#303986
<Sebas> Speaking of terrible and complaining, I celebrated my first time on the wii in about a year and a half by heavily and painfully crushing my thumb between the wiimote and the couch.
<Digga> how does that even happen
<Sebas> Stupidly.
<Logopolis> You silly dutch.
<Sebas> I went "This bowling is too easy, I shall do it with my back towards the TV and my eyes closed and at a distance."
<Sebas> The rest, as they say, is history.
<Sebas> I did throw a strike though, further proving my initial point.
#303955
singularity: I don't find alcohol is so much liquid courage
singularity: as it is liquid loss of bladder control
#42920
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<BlackDeth> fucking al gore
<BlackDeth> did a shitty job when he invtented the internet
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#14575
<prick> "ALRIGHT LIVEJOURNAL FRIENDS IM KILLING MYSELF NOW! PLEASE LEAVE COMMENTS TELLING ME NOT TO! SEE YOU TOMORROW FOR THE NEXT INSTALLMENT OF "IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF [CURRENT MUSIC: NIN]"
#29461
<Bifrost> tell em to suck the bucket of 1000000 cocks
<willo> it'd be mean to steal heps bucket
<kingmob> oh, she's not gonna finish all those.
<kingmob> ...is she?
<HEPZILLA> MY COCKS
#31496
<tinman> Do you put antlers on your pussy?
<tinman> er
<tinman> that wasn't for this channel
#27228
<sp-boy> huh why do u under underastemate my knoloedge
#296712
<Xyzyxx> Random fact, I kinda dislike internet-based communications like irc and forums because while I'm typing my response to something, 13 other people have responded
<so|crates> type faster?
<taiga> Type..
<taiga> yeah.
#9906
<rworks> But seriously, I wish Steve Jobs would accidentally drag himself to the trash can.
#18642
<Frostbite> i used to be ashamed of my 4 inch wang. until i found out girls liked it that wide
#7224
*** mrBlond changes topic to "Open party at Minko's, All welcome. Place for 500"
<Minko> grrrr
<Minko> You can all come, but I'm not gonna be there
*** mrBlond changes topic to "Open party at Minko's <Minko> You can all come"
<Minko> Stop it guys, I'm busy this weekend
<Minko> I've got big things planned
*** mrBlond changes topic to "Open party at Minko's <Minko> You can all come <Minko> I've got big things planned"
<Minko> Aaargh
#3363
<Nettik> I had some Huge ass guy name Ray try to squeeze the shit out of me
<Nettik> the guy is REAL strong and pretty agile for being big
<Nettik> he grabbe a hold of me and started squeezing, he didnt like it when I kicked his leg out from underneath him too much, but he squeezed harder. It all depends on how far I was willing to go
<spazzer> <Nettik> and soon i had a nice loaf the size of a breadbox in my drawers
#21185
<DarkFox> Dude, I need to cast growth on...things
<Mel> Fox, like food to help feed starving nations?
<DarkFox> I was thinking more along the lines of my penis, but yeah, that would work, too.
#7247
<sylwia> I'm drawing black people
<sylwia> for a poster for my english class
<sylwia> I think I made tham too black
<sylwia> you can't really see their faces
#19205
<MafiaItaliana> do you remember the first time you got head?
<chrystopher2001> Yeah...
<MafiaItaliana> how long did it take for him to cum?
<chrystopher2001> shit...i lasted a long time
<MafiaItaliana> bet your mouth got tired eh?
<chrystopher2001> huh? wait a minute...
#20749
xenophile: been awhile since i've done a mailman
xenophile: DO NOT PUT THAT ON BASH>ORG!!@@!!@
#2723
<CodeMason> You lack belief in all the thousands/hundreds of thousands of supreme beings that have been believed in at one point or another. So to them you are an atheist.
<Kyonshi> CM is sooo smart ^_^
<CodeMason> Kyo: It feels good to know my statements warrant an anime smilie face.
#7312
<aegis> my penis fits in electrical sockets!
#24440
<seth> Dammit, I've had hiccups for the past TWO HOURS!
<icon> Have you tried $USELESS_REMEDY?
<seth> I've tried all @USELESS_REMEDIES!
#310054
<@dmd> two old people were arguing over whose car a car was
<@dmd> and one was demonstrating that their key worked
<@dmd> and the other was using the impeccable argument that "it looks like my car"
<@dmd> i was at a stop light so i had to leave
<@dmd> but i assume this was resolved either by the correct party getting in and driving away
<@dmd> or by thunderdome
#298741
* Damian likes girls that drink beer and code and are really guys
#19692
·jliechty· all right, i'm so fucking bored now
·jliechty· this sucks
•bryce• go and get a deer head to mount
·jliechty· sounds like a good idea
·jliechty· where can i find one?
•bryce• on a deer
#8081
<Nelyx> DilleMMa: thomas edison went through 3000 experiments before he perfected the light bulb
<DilleMMa> wow
<DilleMMa> another geek prevails
<Nelyx> show me someone successful who ISNT a geek
<DilleMMa> britney spears?
<DilleMMa> christina agerlia
<DilleMMa> mandy moore
<Nelyx> whore <> successful
#51410
* BuRn sets mode: +v g
* DamDevil sets mode: +v g
<+g> oh oh oh..can i trade my two +v's for a larger prize? :o
#29525
<wwmrtww> great, lab partner calls me this morning
<wwmrtww> to tell me hes not going to be in class
<wwmrtww> cause hes going to the doctor about his drug problem :/
<wwmrtww> i KNEW that guy was tweaking in class one day
<wwmrtww> hell the whole class noticed