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#309557
<TauNeutrino> hey guys
<TauNeutrino> I have one freaking question
<TauNeutrino> When might I call myself an intermediate linux user? Let's discuss !
<Sodel_the_V> TauNeutrino: An intermediate Linux user is someone who has stopped wondering how sound on Linux can POSSIBLY be this bad.
#55591
Mattias: i still say i get a siren and tie it to my belly and get some deeeep pocket pants full of change. Then i walk past a hobo on the street and when he asks me for some spair change i am going to put the siren on and start throwing change at him yelling " YOU WON THE JACKPOT"
#22325
<slipvayne> my bro came home while i was wanking
<slipvayne> ah shit
<slipvayne> he brought some friends
<slipvayne> oh god
<slipvayne> i was watching a porno as well
<slipvayne> fuck i hope he didnt see
<slipvayne> OH FUCK
<slipvayne> oh man
<slipvayne> he better not tell my parents
<slipvayne> thats the last time i wear headphones while watching porn
<slipvayne> fuck im off for a shower
#47186
‹@Cougar› i g2g ttyl boys and girls
...
‹@Thar|gone› i hate it if people say bye and dont leave nor change nicks... it feels like someone in person says bye and then just continues standing there, or goes to sit down in front of you to read a book.. its awkard
‹@chapel› I hate it when people change their nick to say they are gone, but are still around chatting
*** Thar|gone changed nick to Thargore
‹@Thargore› ohhh, touché
#19990
<Hawkeye^> the lead swinger is smooth
<`KArmA> ?
<Hawkeye^> singer even
<`KArmA> ahh
<Hawkeye^> sorry, I was reading up on wife swapping
#7276
( Fuzzy ) like flicking through his images dir
( Lev ) oh i thought you said "licking"
( Lev ) how peculiar
( Teddy ) Lev: is there something on your mind?
( Teddy ) you seem a little pre-occupied...
( Lev ) wouldn't you lick to find out
#28375
<skore> "He said on IRC that he has some drugs, go and get him"
<Huppumies> "Where's he at?"
<Huppumies> "Um... in IRC..."
<skore> "On #reggae"
#55777
<Mike_H> I've been sitting outside smoking, and people will pass and do this pussy cough thing
<Dragonfly6-7> I cough through my mouth.
#5584
<Villager> haven't you heard the phrase 'big is beautiful'?
<Alexander> i've heard the phrase 'fat is repulsive'
#300358
<Fax> en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rapeseed
<Fax> because if you write nutrition information labels for a living you need to get your kicks from somewhere
<Fax> I'd totally do stuff like "Polyethylene Monosodium Carbonate (Vitamin A, Vitamin B4, Vitamin lol this doesn't even exist I just made it up...but let's see you eat it NOW. Man I can't believe you're even still reading this. Go outside.)"
<lolfighter> Vitamin lol DOES exist.
<lolfighter> It was an experimental food additive developed in the very late 70s.
<lolfighter> By the early 80s a few human experiments had been made.
<lolfighter> My mother was strapped for cash, so she participated.
<lolfighter> She didn't know she was pregnant at the time.
<lolfighter> I was the result.
<lolfighter> The records were sealed after that and all research abandoned.
#26415
* Rjx had this weird dream
<Rjx> I was watching a documentary about goatse
<Rjx> and they were comparing it to all these artists' work
<Rjx> that's the last time I eat cheese before bed
#60533
<Zophory> dude, I just came up with the best idea for a Metal gear solid game!
<MrFizz> ....
<Zophory> it starts with Snake having to infiltrate a terroist meeting..
<MrFizz> I swear to God, if you say "Snake on a plane" at any point during this story, I'll cut you.
<Zophory> ..so, what's everyones plans for the weekend?
#9349
<[DeViL]WaRzO> chufty decode this plz
<[DeViL]WaRzO> cerom: (11:22 PM) I know but talking with who speak's English as a motherlanguage.
<[DeViL]Chufty> it means "add me to your ignore list"
#295469
<Stueh> This has been the last hour for me:
<Stueh> "Windows Update needs to install an update for Windows Update. Please click the Download and Install button to download and install the update for Windows Update."
Stueh laughs
<Stueh> "Windows Update cannot connect to the internet."
Stueh cries
<Stueh> The ethernet driver is now mysteriously not installed anymore.
Stueh screams
<Stueh> "Windows cannot locate a driver for your ethernet card. Would you like Windows to connect to Windows Update and find a driver for you?"
#307492
<AB-Guest> How do I make my own Super Mario bros. 3 levels and mapps
<Kawa> 1) Get the right ROM
<Kawa> 2) Get a copy of a good SMB3 level editor. Take your pick.
<Kawa> 3) Use it
<AB-Guest> What is a SMB3
#15750
<beaker> > MR IP MASTER : OURS FIREWALLS WERE DETECTING A LOT OF TRYINGS TO
VIOLATE
<beaker> > THE SECURITY OF OURS SYSTEMS FROM THE NEXT IP UNDER YOUR DOMAIN
<beaker> > ADMINISTRATOR
<beaker> >
<beaker> > WE WAIT FOR AN INMEDIATLY SOLUTION
#1488
<NtG> now if only people would swallow their syringes
<NtG> im sick of stepping on them
#315
<rick^> guys does anyone know what runs on TCP 31337? - something is listening there
#8965
*** gamingsloop0r is now known as sloop
<@sloop> parents
<@sloop> fs
<@sloop> when u leave home remember this important lesson
<@sloop> on a sunday
<@sloop> when ur not doing anything
<@sloop> phone them
<@sloop> or
<@sloop> they will phone u when ur busy
<@sloop> and expect a 1 hr conversation
<@ronin\dm> well it is fathers' day
<@sloop> oh shit
<@sloop> brb making a call
#310183
<zzo38> Is anyone in here who knows cricket rules and has experience?
<Slereah> What if I told you the baseball rules in a british accent?
#48646
KNRListner44| my usb coffee heater is a bit slow ;x
Del-AFK| Powered from the USB port?
KNRListner44| mmhm
Del-AFK| that's a maximum of 400 ma
KNRListner44| ..
KNRListner44| lemme get the firewire 800 <-> usb adapater
KNRListner44| will more heat data get sent if it's usb 2.0?
Del-AFK| no
KNRListner44| was that an insanely stupid question
Del-AFK| if you're an electrical engineer it was.
#38357
<trekkeriii> anyone here?
<typobox43> My availability is inversely related to the toughness of your question.
#17931
<MrEnthusiasm> ugh, new david bowie cd boasted that it had interactive multimedia on it
<MrEnthusiasm> what it meant was 2 buttons, one to play the cd and one to connect to a site
#15460
<ll|||ll||> I meant to say to ant.. "Use themeat from the fridge so we don't have to defrost stuff for dinner".. but I said.. [16:49.43] <ll|||ll||> "Use the meat from the fridge so we don't have to download stuff for dinner"
#42762
<@AlmtyBob> haha
<@AlmtyBob> by sorting my mp3s I can see the exact date I got into hip-hop
<@AlmtyBob> 2/18/03
Comment: #ramen