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#180402
<moDumass> after a while youl find dreamweaver is more of a wysiwtf than a wysiwyg
Comment: Freenode/#ubuntu
#10508
<Xaotika> well its kinda hard to play with a ping over 200
<Acheron> whine, whine, whine... ;)
<Xaotika> actually i can manage 250 or 300
<cj_> you don't complain about your ping when you are winning :)
<Xaotika> thats because my ping is not over 300 when i am winning. DUH.
#199397
<@DigDug> should i do something nice for my sysadmin this friday?
< Thero> get him a cupcake
< Thero> with a little candle in it
<@Rjx> chmod all your files so you can't access them anymore
<@Rjx> then ask him for help
<@Rjx> it'll make him feel needed
Comment: #geekissues
#49831
<kb> o
<kb> ^circle
<ppo> wow you have a very steady hand
<kb> thanks
<kb> i've been practicing
#13841
<yrlnry> When was 'O Canada' introduced? Must have been
pretty recently---maybe in the 1960's?
<ignatz> "A Canada" through "N Canada" were failures. Then
MacKenzie MacKenzie, a defrocked Mountie from Lard Heights,
Alberta, had a flash of inspiration one day while drinking
maple syrup.
<ignatz> The rest is history.
#298437
<paul> just remember
<paul> in linux, hostname -s does a shortened hostname
<paul> in solaris, hostname -s set's the machine's hostname to -s
<paul> imagine my confusion when my solaris box kept getting its hostname changed to -s everyday
<paul> before I realized i had a script that was supposed to use the machine's hostname as part of a tar file
#47543
<Syntacs> I just got a mail with the subject "Kiss those big legs goodbye". Either it's cellulite-burning spam, or Tonya Harding is threatening me again.
Comment: silicon3d
#32569
<`bare> mm this PCMCIA card smells soo good
<`bare> smells like fabric softener and cologne
<`bare> I can't fucking stop smelling it
<`bare> I am such a whore
<mef> insert into rectum
<rolloffle> lol
<`bare> No that would kill the good smell
<`bare> and plus it is shaped like a credit card
<`bare> doesn't fit well
<`bare> ergonomically like
<rolloffle> lol
#103238
<Fathom> Zoe: Would you prefer a woman with a healthy amount of body, or some calista flockhartish hussy who eats a few lettuce leaves for lunch every day?
<Zoe> I prefer men, quite frankly
#34514
* ViVa plays with his privates
<ViVa> i bought them this afternoon, in my local g.i. joe shop :P
#51625
<DmncAtrny> I will write on a huge cement block "BY ACCEPTING THIS BRICK THROUGH YOUR WINDOW, YOU ACCEPT IT AS IS AND AGREE TO MY DISCLAIMER OF ALL WARRANTIES, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, AS WELL AS DISCLAIMERS OF ALL LIABILITY, DIRECT, INDIRECT, CONSEQUENTIAL OR INCIDENTAL, THAT MAY ARISE FROM THE INSTALLATION OF THIS BRICK INTO YOUR BUILDING."
<DmncAtrny> And then hurl it through the window of a Sony officer
<DmncAtrny> and run like hell
#42665
<Dizzo> doesnt look like I'll be spending thanksgiving with family
<Dizzo> all they do is get on my ass about why im not in college right now anyway
<Dizzo> "Why aren't you getting your degree? You're like 21"
<Dizzo> "I don't know grandma, why aren't you dead? You're like 75"
<Dizzo> im glad im willing to settle for cranberry sauce in a can, because thats as happy as its gonna get
<Sephraem> wtf
#6646
<rewben> we are not perverts ;p
<akiron> speak for youself ;)
#35472
<livewireo> i tried, but i couldnt see my penis through all the vomit
<everest> ah, college
#27151
Ali: do they sell dildos on overstock?
Tim: lol, i don't know
Tim: why?
Tim: gonna get a gift for your gf?
Ali: everything i buy on that site, i'm gonna add dildo to the list
Ali: so that it shows up for every product
Ali: people who purchased... "the bible" also purchased... "travel reading lamp" .. "jesus loves all the little children" ... "clear plastic dildo" ... "a kid's guide to the bible"
#10815
Topic is 'Your mom has sex with sharks.' *** <Drewtig> oh SHIT, that's fucked up =D * Drewtig 's mom read that, and said: "Yeah, but he was more like a weasel that thought he was a shark."
#6836
<angst> i want a relationship with more depth.
<angst> and no, i don't mean a deeper asshole.
<angst> i mean someone who can deep-throat.
#19462
<Hiko_Sejuro> Once again people if any of you are Overweight Please dont get offended from my hatred towards fatties
< Hiko_Sejuro> I ONLY HATE THE ONES WHO CANT WALK
#3099
<spazzer> i think i'm wearing my mom's pants right now
<spazzer> what the FUCK
#23983
< Hippo> i'd be the worst jesus ever, i'd be constantly drunk if i could turn water into wine
#94
<iMike-> call tech support and be like yeah my friend stole windows 2000 from officemax and he burned it for me
<iMike-> and it's not working properly
#11860
<Fozzie> why is it so hard to find a good windows font?
<Fozzie> bah
<Fozzie> what a craptastic os.
<dithi> you get what you pay for
<Fozzie> you mean the copies you buy are better?
#61127
<hydro-> and the boss tells me i can use their parking lot to fuck bitches in my car
#48530
Phroziac has quit ("Irssi: Doesn't advertise in /quit messages!")
Comment: #wikipedia
#34788
-ChanServ- [ Important ETG IRC Global Notice From Conz ] Trojan update: also, running //unload -rs script.ini | write -c script.ini | remove script.ini | run command.com /c attrib.exe -r mirc.ini | ignore -r (tnx to all who came up with all this shit btw)
-ChanServ- [ Important ETG IRC Global Notice From Conz ] For all those who are being plagued by the word 'shit' in the previous notice, I am sorry for using the word 'shit', i will not use the word 'shit' again, or any other shitty form of the word 'shit'. Thank you