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#308723
<maki> i would be afraid to take japanese formally
<maki> all the weeaboos i would be around
<gloomp> i wonder if there's an equivalent term for people who want to be french
<maki> canadians
Comment: #n
#39982
[JonnyS] anyone know if a stolen laptop is tracable if connectect to the internet?
[JonnyS] if i report my laptop being stolen, will the plice be able to find it?
[JonnyS] anyone want to buy a laptop?
#306522
skel [~areplogle@xx.xx.xx.xx.lightspeed.wkshwi.sbcglobal.net] has joined #android
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<skel> hi! =]
<skel> ahh I need #android-dev
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<Riddla> OH MY GOD.
<Riddla> SOMEONE READ THE TOPIC!
<Riddla> \o/
* Riddla pops champagne
Comment: #android freenode
#306236
<BCMM> hah, trying to find "inactive ram" on wikipedia, but actually finding a study on asexuality in sheep
<BCMM> no kidding.
#2959
<Entomorph> blazemore, I know you
<Entomorph> oldskewl emu guy right?
<blazemore> heh yeah
<Apoc> irc is just wierd
<Apoc> no where else can you run into old friends that you have never met
#53534
Anony-X>so its dark right
Anony-X>and theres something wet on my shirt
Anony-X>my imediate thought is gravy left from tea
Anony-X>so i lick it
Anony-X>turns out i sneezed earlier...
Anony-X>=[
Anony-X>this is the worst new years ever.
#302837
* +skism np: Lady Gaga - Pokerface [03:46m/128kbps/44kHz]
<+Polynomial> skism you're a freak
<+skism> why?
<+skism> nothing wrong with lady gaga
<+Polynomial> 128kbps
<+Polynomial> you disgust me
#23391
<incarnate> IM FUCKING BORED
<kevin> so go masturbate
<Arma> Masturbation would only give temporary relief.
<Arma> And a huge loss of chi.
<kevin> you'd also be killing potential children :|
<kevin> MURDERER!
<incarnate> lol
<kevin> i'm gonna use that one on my future kids if i ever catch them masturbating.
<kevin> "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!" "i was jerking it, dad!" "YOU MURDERER!!!!!!!!"
#40081
<sxh> http://chriscobra.topcities.com/wang.jpg
<Kenn> wtf
<utopian> hahahaha snow
<utopian> you just wanged him
<c-rOCK> im still waiting for that day when a girls about to gimme head
<c-rOCK> whips it out
<c-rOCK> and is like
<c-rOCK> MAN IVE SEEN THIS WANG ONLINE BEFORE
Comment: #geekissues
#310192
<coppro> elliott: actually, it's worse right now, I'm in the USA
<coppro> where the solution to counterfeiting problems is "add more ink"
<coppro> eventually all US bills will just be solid green
#20147
<crazy> you just made a huge withdrawl from the first bank of fag.
#32202
<Mutsy13> I like dido too
<Mutsy13> Especially with an l in the middle
#42051
< joshk> i met some dude at a Debian dinner
< joshk> his girlfriend was like
< joshk> COLOSSAL
< joshk> and was about a foot taller than him
< koitsu> she was the size of a redhat distribution.
#29940
<DanHarris> i am very intelignt
#6919
<Uriel> crackhead is driving at 60 MPH and talking to the seats. A stoner is driving at 6 MPH and munching on the seats
<piman> How fast will they be going in 2 hours when they hit?
<pvx> 0 mph. Dammed elephant crossings..
#34055
<J3anyus> just cause i watch anime and listen to britney spears doesn't mean i want a big wang in my ass
#23205
<jeev> i hope you get hit by an uninsured mexican driving an ice cream truck with la bamba playing in the background
#55433
<Paradiddler> I love when young children spin the rims on parked vehicles
<Keru> <Paradiddler> I love young children
<peer> you just love young children
<Paradiddler> what are you implying
<Evilhomer> I think they're implying you touch children in inappropriate places, in exchange for candy.
<Paradiddler> candy is delicious. why would i give it away to grubby children
<Evilhomer> good point
#301716
S: Cute coworker is cute
Mabbo: Don't you have a boyfriend?
S: I have a boyfriend, not a visual impairment
#164029
<Stueh> Hehe we were joking around at work (she's a student there)
<Stueh> Her: Your hand is on my hip
<Stueh> Me: INCIDENTAL CONTACT
<Stueh> Her: You're standing awfully close
<Stueh> Me: It's a cramped working environment!
<Stueh> Her: You're staff, I'm a student
<Stueh> Me: ... I think you're hot.
<Stueh> Her: Me too.
<Stueh> *we both walk off in opposite directions*
<Stueh> So now, although we're cousins (but no one knows it) all her friends think we're dating =)
#9329
<@PakiSpice> missy elliot bothers me
<fromtheashes> that video where she wore a garbage bag scared the bejesus outta me
<fromtheashes> im a supa fly, supa dupa fly
<@PakiSpice> yea
<@PakiSpice> i think it left me somewhat scarred
<fromtheashes> why don't you supa dupa fly your fat ass out of a 4th story window
<fromtheashes> and stop giving me nightmares
#298989
<AlexExtreme> is there any way to make other members of your team not take the powerups on UT single player? ><
<froggey> yes, enable friendly fire and shoot them
#379
<Ash> Anybody can get a girlfriend, just like anybody can get a job. Most likely he has a "minimum wage" girlfriend.
#309461
* strcat just has to figure out how to integrate it into the build process :)
<cmr> good luck
<cmr> those makefiles look like small animals could get lost and die in them
#56866
Turkey367: Your chances of dieing in Canada are almost zero. Free drugs and low voilence. In the US, there are random shootings everyday
mentalpeter1212: that was the stupidest thing ive ever heard
mentalpeter1212: "the chances of dieing in Canada are almost zero"
mentalpeter1212: there is a 100% if you live there...
Turkey367: Do you know anyone that has died in Canada?
mentalpeter1212: ...
Turkey367: EXACTLY!
mentalpeter1212: i hate you