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#953
(Mutiny) I'm talking to my mom online and she just said "i could use a good vibrator. i know you dont want to hear that but a woman has needs"
* Mutiny runs and washes his eyes out with bleach
#30076
<@Catgirl[BTEG]> So would the Borg be Communists, by any chance? :P
<@Stapler[BTEG]> Of course.
<@Indigoflo> 7 of 9 has big boobies just like lenin
Comment: #bteg, Gamesnet
#32126
<Gothic_CatGirl> I are yoshi!
<Peels> give you coins
<Davey|away> ahh
<Gothic_CatGirl> Ride me!
<Peels> heh
<Gothic_CatGirl> Ew wait
<Peels> HAHAHAA
<Peels> XD
* NeoNixon wants to ride GCG o_o
#24884
[Kristina] some geek on slashdot insulted me because I commented that geeks only like to do fun programming not boring stuff...he insulted me then told me I should do boring stuff to give something back to the OSS community...and he did it all under the name "anonymous coward"...got, slashdotters are so...lame
[josiejaz] and you're one of them....
#11281
<Ouroboros> I think the downfall of the Roman Empire was caused by something similar to IRC.
<Ouroboros> The Roman equivilent of a lawless, perverted group of weirdos, if you will.
#242212
<&tgies> I am Ministry of the Treasury of the Republic of America. My country has had crisis that has caused the need for large transfer of funds of 800 billion dollars US. If you would assist me in this transfer, it would be most profitable to you.
<&tgies> Please reply with all of your bank account, IRA and college fund account numbers and those of your children and grandchildren to wallstreetbailout@treasury.gov so that we may transfer your commission for this transaction. After I receive that information, I will respond with detailed information about safeguards that will be used to protect the funds.
Comment: #animutation on wgiowrb.dyndns.org:6660
#51078
<Shifter> well, jenn just dumped me.
<Shifter> god damnit im gonna miss her..
<Spazz> Time to update alt.binaries.adult, right?
#14348
Malcolm: I think I'll start my own TV show.
Malcolm: By mixing various bits of Junkyard Wars, Crocodile Hunter, Iron Chef, Elimidate, and The Chair
SlashChick: hehe
SlashChick: what will it be called?
Malcolm: Titanium Crocodile Date Chef Chair
#29930
<PigsCantFly> whats the most you've wanked in one day?
<SteamedHams> 5 guys
#10464
<Mand> If I had to be an x-men, i'd be Gambit.
<Ithaqua> I thought you WERE an ex-man.
#39929
<skycreatoR> hehe awesome
<skycreatoR> today at my job (i work in a cinema) we had the premiere on shrek 2
<skycreatoR> and because of the ocation, green popcorn
<skycreatoR> then some little girl came over to my booth and asked why the popcorns were green
<skycreatoR> i said it was because we put mashed shrek down in the popcorn machine
<skycreatoR> then she began crying and ran away
#27806
(@LoTTy): I HATE being a chick
(@LoTTy): i cant get the lid of this jar
(@LoTTy): that i wanna put on my corn chips for nachos
(@LoTTy): i got it
(@LoTTy): I'm STRONG!!!
(@IngeniusSpliffWizard): whats that got to do with you being a chick?
(@IngeniusSpliffWizard): we dont use our penis to open jars
#28825
<Random-Guy> Hello? Is anyone there? I did it! I'm the last #finalfighter alive! *Spills his hand lotion* That...that's not fair. There was time now!
#3828
<Sylffor> I prefer "blood-engorged mayonaisse cannon" or "yogurt slinger"
<nitrifik_> ok. Sylffor knows too many colorful synonyms for 'dick'.
* Sylffor is a homosexual, remember?
<nitrifik_> you being gay is fine.
<nitrifik_> I draw the line at "blood-engorged mayonaisse cannon".
#28994
<Aokromes> what HOTTT
<Aokromes> 102 °F / 39 °C
<[Piratez]> no idea what temp it is outside here
<[Piratez]> but it aint hot
<[Piratez]> no chicks are out
#54037
<Happy_Dot> So my dad and I were reading readers digest, and there was this ad for some apocalypse book. It said "The end is near! Dont delay! This book will tell you everything you need to know! Hurry!" Then, at the bottom of the page, it says : please allow 6 to 8 weeks for delivery.
#6870
Brucha: I've heard a Kirk/Spock/Scotty slash done similarily. It haunts my nightmares, I don't need a wrestling equivalent added. :) "The Vulcan emotion is strong and powerful...I, I can't contain it all..." "You get that thing away from him!"
Jim Smith: So, Kirk and Spock had an orgy and didn't invite Bones? I mean, who's gonna give you more gay sex satisfaction? A Scotsman? Or a guy named "Bones"?
Brucha: Something like that... Scotty stumbles upon them, tries to break it up, and then falls to the passion...
Jim Smith: He's such a slut...
TangleToy: *wipes off screen* I swear. Why I bother trying to drink anything while in here is beyond me.
#49239
<looksofat> i got 17 cents for food in the next week but i got CoD 2 preordered and pre-payed and IT OWNS ASS
#31061
<Bifrost> I'm sporadic
<synec> i think they have a cream for that now
#60563
(discussing previous workplace)
47: my boss used to work for them. he hates the place
47: so we have something in common
Bubbles: haha
47: i liked the hot chicks though
Bubbles: well you have to steal all their business and take their hot bitches
47: yeah man
47: i'll be the Viking of computer repair
47: ME 47! ME REMOVE MALWARE! ME DIAGNOSE MEMORY FAULT! GIVE ME YOUR BITCHES! *club*
#53032
<coldradio> if you are gonna rip on green day for being "lacking in creativity" or some other shit like that, what is so special about what you are doing? are you making music? are you getting up on a stage in front of thousands of people and performing songs that have over a hundred notes to be memorized? no.
<whoopiecat> you don't have to be able to cook to know that something tastes like shit
#42950
<froggie> I got a cool joke. What's the difference between a 15 year old and a 17 year old?
<d4nny> I don't know
<froggie> see.. that's going to get you in big trouble, one day
#2414
<Ickypeww> i ain't eating no girl untill they genetically engineer one with a watermellon flavored pussy that gets sweeter when she gets exited
#39598
(Deranged): I remember the sweet girl that took my virginity.. I was shy, and didn't know what to say after sex. Luckily, she spoke first. She looked into my eyes, and said, "Baaaaaaa"
#2292
<brase_one> anyone have kemetic suns - stop the world = free leech to my ftp site
<MiNdizzle> that's the weirdest math equation i've seen