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#1828
[22:29] <Brentai> ...Foxie, these brownies you were eating smell kind of funny.
[22:29] <FoxieMoxie> I was eating brownies?
[22:29] <Brentai> Exactly.
#22147
<GWS-108> #14 90x [ 35K] How to get stuff from xdcc bots (.doc)
#11368
<+ChiMP> WHATS GAYER THAN ME AND STARTS WITH AN N!!?!?
<@miz> nothing
<@miz> :o
#95780
<Apollo> my girlfriend just walked in on me masturbating to goatse =/
<Trinexx> And you wonder why she cheated on you...
<Apollo> ...how the hell do you know about that?
#49080
<mindule> they need to make a new game
<mindule> to occupy my time
<mindule> Make a game that'll /blow my mind/
<WolfLord> its called RUSSIAN ROULETTE
#6764
<dbaker> pine4 came out recently, by the way.
<dbaker> A customer called me a "fucking unix admin nazi" for not having pine4 installed the day it came out... :)
#950
(Amakusa) ALF and Catwoman snuff porn crossover
(Amakusa) I'm afraid that when I make stuff up like that, it really exists out there somewhere ;(
#13720
<Flirbnic> 26% of final doom has been... bought.
#7171
::Sathane.. I am wlasys sober
::Sathane.. excpet when I dirnk
#42322
<Nin10doman> A tail would be cool..
<Nin10doman> You coudl bitchslap peopel with it.
<Nin10doman> Or open doors if you were carryign shit.
<dorfsquest> yeah. Especially if you could swing from trees with it.
<Nin10doman> And you can whip people with it.
<Deg> hell, grow another few arms
<Deg> and another few penises
* Joins: strongbad
<Nin10doman> maybe even masturbate with it, but that's going into the inner depths of the sick regions of my mind.
<Nin10doman> I mean, the fur could be a semi-lubricant, right?
* Quits: strongbad (Quit: )
Comment: #game_maker
#295827
<paul> my mom was suspected of child abuse by my pediatrician as a kid
<paul> she swore up and down i wasn't being abused
<paul> the doctor was sceptical
<paul> they went out into the waiting room where I was
<paul> mom was like "paul, come here!"
<paul> I get up, look at her instead of where I was going, and run full tilt into a pole
<paul> doctor's like "sorry maam, you had to see this from my position"
#3849
<DMC[tiky]> the word rocks is funny to me, cause when i was a little kid in fox chapel, my friends brother told him GO SUCK ON A ROCK, so he did, and everyone crowded around him and watched him suck on this rock for like 10 minutes.............
#52074
<Dogan> man, it's so nice to upgrade your camera from 16 mb to 1024 mb
<Dogan> pictures meter is just 9999 no matter what
<Dogan> it feels like i've picked up an infinite ammo cheat or something
#11481
<cave> what does stfu mean??
<nso> shut the fuck up
<cave> sor-ry.. it was a simple question.. no reason to get so mad..
#14305
PhantomStark> <-- laughing too hard to express it in internet acronyms
#1787
<kisama> only amanda would place her faith in something written in object pascal.
#20221
<RatingsQ> WHOA I JUST HAD AN IDEA FOR A MOVIE
<RatingsQ> d00d what if you had this dude, typing on IRC...
<RatingsQ> but if he falls below 55 words per minute, dalnet explodes?
#38848
<remisser> Man... I really have to walk in to Condomworld and see what kind of people work there.
<comet_11> they're probably dicks
#296560
<+triBe> (URL to a SourceForge project)
<@whfsdude> Worksafe?
<+triBe> is sourceforge ever not worksafe?
<+aegis> if you work for MS
Comment: irc.mozor.net #mozor
#50118
<Epsilon> Trying to find porn on the internet is like trying
to find hay in a haystack.
#57074
<hello> my dad was at the mayo clinic and they did some test where they had to put a tube down his throat and they cut him and he started to bleed internally and almost died
<hello> worst clinic ever
<egg> that's why you don't let condiments perform surgery.
#3589
e l i t e m r p: you think you're so smart cause you go to "school"
#34314
<Philth> WTF?
<Philth> new jenga 9/11 memorial twin pack
<Philth> comes with a little plane to push the blocks out
#19228
<OveRKiLL> iom tyoping w ith myi dick rihgt now.
#14351
<malcolm> I would appreciate it more if I didn't have to set JAVA_HOME and ANT_HOME and HILL_DEPTH and AVERAGE_LIFESPAN_OF_INSECT and NUMBER_OF_LEGS and DIRECTION_OF_PREVAILING_WIND and BIRTHDAY