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#116343
<IdleFire> back later perhaps, playing aoe with the girlfriend
* Quits: IdleFire (IdleFire@idlefire.net) (Quit: IdleFire)
<MadManMarkAu> Wait, he has a girlfriend, and he prefers to play AoE?
<MasterCJ> thats nothing
<MasterCJ> once he was in bed with her
<MasterCJ> naked
<MasterCJ> and was on irc
<MasterCJ> and she was playing aoe
<MadManMarkAu> :s
#55588
aishiteiru: So, I'm making a cake for my gf for valentine's day, right?
aishiteiru: Anyway... I start talking about how the smell is filling the house
aishiteiru: and it's making me hungry
aishiteiru: and then she asks what I'm making
aishiteiru: but I don't want to tell her, it's a surprise, right?
aishiteiru: so I say the first thing off the top of my head.
aishiteiru: "Chocolate boobies."
aishiteiru: She believed me.
aishiteiru: So then I started going on about how I was going to fill it with vanilla frosting
aishiteiru: and wondering about the logistics of attaching the nipple
aishiteiru: she COMPLETELY believed it all
aishiteiru: and she was freaking about it
aishiteiru: then I did that old line
aishiteiru: "...Hey? Did you know that gullible isn't in the dictionary?"
aishiteiru: she got it at that point.
aishiteiru: Cake mix: $4.
aishiteiru: Frosting: $5.
aishiteiru: Convincing your girlfriend that you're making a chocolate boobie:
aishiteiru: Priceless.
#18379
<pb2x> not like I know anything
<Fembot> first rational thing he's typed in a while.
#309763
< NDJ> Oh God how did I even do this,
< NDJ> My Windows partition is now ext4
< NDJ> Shit
Comment: #linux on a small network
#14761
<deltax> your not to smart
<SofaKing> too smart
<SofaKing> your not that bright yourself
#35070
<splice> this conversation is like teaching retards to do calculus
#28417
<Overmynd> Man i wish i had get access to my gf's hotmail so i could read her sissy e-mails
<Zergy> Heh, yeah.
<Dipsy> Huh?, what's the adress..ill hack it for you.
<Zergy> lol, should i or you ban the newb?
<Overmynd> No wait lets see what he got;), heres the adress: sarahgurl_85@hotmail.com
<Dipsy> Ok ill private msg you the password, one second
<Zeargy> haha, this is pathetic
<Dipsy> There you go
<Overmynd> k, lets see...
<Overmynd> omfg!, its working.
<Dipsy> Now are you gonna read the "sissy" mails or be a good boy and respect your gf? >:)
<Overmynd> ?, oh shit...
<Overmynd> Hi sarah T_T..
<Zergy> rofl
#281910
<Gregabyte_> huh... apparently the mayor of Birmingham has been arrested for corruption
<Gregabyte_> and the city is on the edge of bankruptcy
* brimstone turns on the bat sign
<I-MOD> nice....
<MrWorld> Yeah, Alabama Batman is great. The Bat-truck really hauls ass
<Gregabyte_> his arch nemeses include the Possum, Literacy Man, and the Dentist
<MrWorld> And don't forget Alabama Joker
<MrWorld> he may be just a pig in a bunch of clown makeup, but he's still a formidable opponnent
#2074
<memo> Kazz, do you WANT your dick bit off? Didn't we just have an in-depth discussion earlier today on why that's not a good thing?
#55852
<axiom> heh my sister's friend got molested by a gay guy he had to share a bed with on a band trip..hahah
<Socks> what's so funny about that?
<axiom> he's working to become a priest
#10110
<kinijima> why do they keep programming labs so fucking cold?
<aalti> so the computers don't get over heated?
<kinijima> so what the fuck did the people do back when there was no air conditioning?
<aalti> you're a fucking idiot.
#13726
<Sumez> I must admit having two functional penises must have it advantages
<Darth-Phenom> You could fuck a woman and piss at the same time?
<Yolkhead> Would you really want to pee while having sex?
<Sumez> You miss to see the opportunities
#3784
<Joshua> funny how sodomy and clowns are linked in my head... i'd better not investigate that any further...
#29162
<FroSTy_> i had an all night lan party last night :)
<FroSTy_> fun fun fun...played about 15 games on 3 computers :)
<NGN> cool
<Martin64> i was partying all night last night, but with girls instead of computers
#308049
<@Rjx> you can talk a population into going to war or domestic surveillance
<@Rjx> but free healthcare and legalizing harmless plants
<@Rjx> not quite as easy
#26308
Methodical Pain: but tomatoes are fruits
TheOffspring326: no they're not!
TheOffspring326: they merely prefer the company of other tomatoes, thats all!
#6500
-^cell^- how fast is your processor?
«tylor» 56k
#2048
<Birdzii> i've got this fucked rash all over my body
<Morbii> heh
* Slander takes a step back from birdsigh
<Birdzii> heh
<Birdzii> sore throat + rash
<Morbii maybe you're allergic to masturbation
<Morbii> jkjk ;P
<Birdzii> I would have been dead long ago then
#437
<lamont-> spanish kids can speak better english than most kids on aol
<lamont-> when they're fucking three years old!
#31065
[Boogernish] many times i've loved
[Boogernish] and many times been bitten
* Naomi bites Boogernish
[Boogernish] awesome
[b0wser] sometimes monkeys bite each other during sex
[Naomi] sometimes people bite eachother during sex
[Boogernish] sometimes i bite monkeys during sex
#6715
<Tajador> I'm a pseudomasochist, pretend to spank me
#237754
<Technocactus> So me and Will are walking down the street
<Technocactus> And we see some German chicks chilling
<Technocactus> Will knows a bit of German, so he agrees to give me some lines to say
<Technocactus> Meant to be shit like "You're looking good"
<Technocactus> Fucker got me to say in German "I'd marry any of you except the fat one"
<Technocactus> So now I got this handprint on my face where the fat girl slapped me :\
#296552
<@Pryoidain> OH WHAT THE HELL
<@Pryoidain> I open up the server computer to do a hot swap
<@Pryoidain> theres a jar of fucking peanuts in there
<@Pryoidain> I've been looking for that jar for 3 days
<@Minako> XD
<@Pryoidain> I finally went out and bought another one
<@Pryoidain> now I find it
<@Minako> Why'd you put it in there. XD
<@Pryoidain> I snack on peanuts while I work. sometimes its just easier to have the peanuts IN the actual work area.
<@Pryoidain> although that habit has created for some interesting conversations with clients after I do server repairs
<@Pryoidain> "Uh yes, you repaired our server a few months back...and ever since then, the entire room has smelled like peanuts..." "err...oh...whoops"
#26290
<CYwolf> I always wanted to get 8 eyebrow piercings and hang a little curtain
#7943
<Neptune^> ok you jackasses..just cause im drunk doesnt mean the discussion has to degrade to high schools