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#13621
<Mort-Hog> Is 'clenches' spelt right?
<Flirbnic> No, it's 'headphones'.
#4695
<zathras> This game of rhymes is eating at my brain, I beg of thee, sir, for the love of god, refrain!
<Deliphos> I cannot! In my blood it doth runneth! Hush thee now, lest I cap with my gunneth!
#200837
<Pappy-R> To those that asked about it yesterday, I just got my call from my doctor and I passed my last round of tests. I am GOOD TO FLY!
<TaisiN> so the feather grafts took hold?
#230486
<OOPz> 'who had flown from American to give evidence' - the independant
<OOPz> does nobody proof read any more?
<wiseman303> no
<wiseman303> they have spell cheque!
#271579
<Sharq> I was at work one day with my fellow temps at an IT job, fairly menial work for someone in IT, such as OS upgrades on old hardware...
<Sharq> Anyways, one day we were discussing our wages, considering the fact that they probably knew we were accomplishing dick-all in our hole in the wall while roaming the internet unmonitored using our admin privileges.
<Sharq> That's when I thoughtfully declared that they were not in fact paying us for our work. I pointed out that we worked with no supervision, limited accountability and no job security (we were done working there as soon as the project's time-table finished).
<Sharq> With this in mind I argued this point while gesticulating wildly at a pile of over a hundred freshly unpacked and reformatted laptops worth over $200,000...
<Sharq> They were in fact just bribing us not to steal shit.
#2774
*** Amanda sets mode: -s
<DAL9000> i feel naked now.
#39850
(Kirushi) stone should buy an amish webcam
(Abshurban) you mean a window?
#301176
<Mike_W> my toilet is having issues, evidently i've been blaming my cat for pissing in the basement by error
<Mike_W> when my toilet is flushed, my furnace in the basement gets a golden shower
<Worf> and then the furnace turns on and the smell propagates throughout the house
<Mike_W> it's not a _lot_ an ounce out of a gallon
<Mike_W> but over time that's been the cause of this issue i've been near ready to get rid of my cat over
<Mike_W> and enough to rust out the top of the furnace ductwork
<Mike_W> I found the issue today when i was rebooting the terrastation after the power outage and mary was upstairs. she flushed the toilet, I got wet (terrastation is next to furnace)
<Mike_W> it doesn't propagate through the house thankfully, it's just in the basement area
<Mike_W> i've been trying to find where the cat was pissing for a month
<Mike_W> turns out it's been me all along...sigh
#30406
<iPBS> you know
<iPBS> there were billions of virus emails traveling the net last week
<iPBS> people were complainging about getting hundreds of emails in their inbox's
<iPBS> and i didn't get a single email virus
<slightly> me neither
<iPBS> whats that say about our popularity?
<slightly> :(
#259078
<charles> If every time I walk into Urban Outfitters, I want to kill myself, does that make me anti-emo or emo?
#41971
<@tremor> i accidently downloaded some gay pron
<@Invictus`> and liked it?
<@tremor> it was of some dewd jerking off
<@tremor> and he like
<@tremor> splooged a gallon
<@tremor> seriously
<@tremor> wtf
<@Invictus`> you watched it?
<@tremor> I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS GAY
<@tremor> STFU
<@Invictus`> HAHA
<@tremor> FUCK YOU
<@Invictus`> !setinfo <tremor> i accidently downloaded some gay pron <tremor> it was of some dewd jerking off <tremor> I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS GAY
<@tremor> DONT SETINFO THAT
<@tremor> YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD
Comment: <3 tremor -bishop
#1813
<doobedoobedoo> Arlaswecryfhrljarufvvutuutwdd
<doobedoobedoo> You know what's funny?
<doobedoobedoo> That's probably a word in welsh.
#58806
<~knuck> Faptime.
<~knuck> I came. (20mins 15secs)
<~knuck> knuck's fap count for 2006: 137 times. Last came 41secs ago. Total faptime: 2days 3hrs 17mins 53secs. Average faptime: 22mins 28secs. 1.199546 faps/day.
<Zem> sometimes I hate my capacity for visual speculation
#49790
<kyriy> can someone help me install this fear demo
<kyriy> im haveing some trouble, there seems to be some kind of "install shield"???
#83239
<K3> Damn it my geekdom is seeping into my real-world life.
<K3> I just called a mechanic and told him I was having trouble booting up my car.
#6727
<k8_fan> I have this nightmare that I die suddenly...and everyone I know starts looking through my browser cache.
* Hogie-One has that same dream!
#302530
<Apophis> Somalian radio stations have banned certain songs
<Apophis> my first thought upon learning this was, 'they'll still be played on pirate radio'
<Apophis> then I punched myself
#300865
<MonopolyMan> man i havent even talked in here in days jeez
<Thadd> too busy fapping
<KillaB> powerfapping
<Thadd> he reminds me of a hermit crab
<Thadd> how one arm is bigger than the other
#302875
<ddkt78> whats the word for the state of ignoring something, like facts and stuff?
<noodles_rock> Ignorance?
<ddkt78> no can't be it...
#32419
<Shavnir> I missed lunch
<Shavnir> and breakfast
<Shavnir> i'll nuke a pizza then >_<
<Mayseth> Typical American behaviour
<Mayseth> Oh, I missed a meal. I'll just nuke this poor defenseless pizza!
#12347
<@skold> is this going to be a 'my penis is bigger than yours' conversation? cuz i have a ruler and a camera.
#47207
TriaVox: cd .pron
TriaVox: .. wrong window
UmInAsHoE: lol
TriaVox: oh yeah. dammit i fuckin forgot i didnt set up x yet
TriaVox: MAN THAT SUCKS
#301914
<Stormgren> She's sorta hitting on him
<Stormgren> but she's a known oddball
<Stormgren> like if you broke up with her, you'd find squirrel skulls hanging on your doorknob crazy
<Jesus> cleaned skulls, or still bloody?
<Jesus> also, does that crazy translated into depraved sexual acts?
<muchomas> depraved or not, it'll end in tears
<Dopey> is she single?
#13935
<total> fucking fantastic phone
<total> phone = movie
#33102
<Lippizanr> part of me never wants to get married though.
<triple6> that would be the vagina.