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#1488
<NtG> now if only people would swallow their syringes
<NtG> im sick of stepping on them
#29677
<MASTERrg> Japan ain't all that special.
<pluggydug> they got school girls!!
<pluggydug> that in itself is special enough for me!!
#310576
<@kitchen> I logged into yahoo account after probably 100 years of not. got email "unexpected login attempt" even yahoo wasn't expecting me to ever log in again
#30830
Chad: Wanna come over later for Delicious Turkey Gumbo and to talk about All Things Sinthetik?
sushispook: can't... girl and i have a nice evening planned wherein she is making roast fuck
sushispook: EEP
sushispook: duck
#115
<BlackDeth> i like stalked this girl sorta :D
<BlackDeth> like once she asked me for a ride home from work
<BlackDeth> and i took her home... i dropped her off at her house
<BlackDeth> and shes like... wait a minute..how did you know where i lived?
#56295
<TheMouse> Aurora, CS at jouse of pancock
<TheMouse> pancakes
<TheMouse> PANCAKES
<Aurora> PAGING DR. FREUD
#25015
EnjoiDug: lol so did u get into any of there computeres
Frondz2k: .. roflmao ;-)
Frondz2k: dude it doesn't let you get in..
Omghai: it just links you up to watch the show
Omghai: we are only lesbians...not hackers...
#1610
<watashi-x> Oh my God! Are you attemping to DoS me?
<Polymer> WTF are you talking about dumb ass
<Polymer> I can't get into your MS-DOS
#6445
<gh5046> beep boop beep boop beep beep boop
<skrike> thats right r2 we're going to cloud city
#4154
<BombScare> snag jerks it so much last night his hand told him it had a headache
#66375
<Jodie>: But dident you say Sydney was hot?
<Adam>: Yeah, doesent mean i would sleep with her
<Adam>: ...
<Adam>: Actually, it does, but it doesent mean i WANT to sleep with her
#309849
<bish0p_> The problem with European History is that there is too goddamn much of it.
#309853
* Spellcheck has quit (Connection reset by peer)
<Boletus> Fnilaly!
#11712
<Podex> AHOY! I SEE THAT THE FAG FLEET IS IN PORT. MY INSULTS AND DISSING SHALL DECIMATE YOU LIKE A VERBAL PEARL HARBOR!
*** Podex was kicked by Chipko (autokick for CAPS LOCK)
#49669
* Konrad is now known as Konbed
* goatrope is now known as goatsleep
* eskay is now known as eskay|zz
<eskay|zz> anyone who makes a threesome comment gets shot
<Konbed> this will not go well for us on the out of context theatre
#32991
(JMulder): Hey bitch
(fleet): Hey JMulder
(fleet): ...
(fleet): why the hell did I just respond to bitch?
(BigRo): ...habit?
#92899
<Athnex> they're the people who if they had space ships, would make crop circles on other planets
#303759
< ADINSX> where are you from thereyougo?
< thereyougo> finland
< thereyougo> when in 3rd grade we started english teacher asked what we can say in english
< thereyougo> it was all like "autobots, roll"
Comment: #cobol
#13583
<SinclairC> Anyone been to Taco Bell lately?
<Piccolo> No. I hate mexican. :]
<SinclairC> Taco Bell isn't Mexican, it's Taco Bell
<Piccolo> No. I hate Taco Bell. :]
<SinclairC> Taco Bell isn't Taco Bell, it's hamburgers
<Piccolo> No. I hate Hamburgers. :] Cheeseburgers are a different matter.
<SinclairC> Taco Bell isn't hamburgers, it's Dragonball Z
<Piccolo> Damm you
#305915
<Lolth> Apparently at some point the city designer got a fetish of one-way streets, and unless you know your way around, you're in for a big surprise...
<Crazy-Cabal> How do you have a fetish for roadways? I mean I even accept jet planes getting it on but...
<Midwoka> Roads have curves...
<Midwoka> ...Though, depending on your sexuality, you might be put off by the man-holes...
#29470
<@jwz> "i like that unix has zombie processes... it would be even better if there were also ninja processes... or maybe some ultimate pirate ninja zombie helper monkey... then it would be the best operating system EVER."
#1648
IoStream 14: LOL
IoStream 14: radio
IoStream 14: "some dude was having sex with this girl and she said stop stop i'm about to orgasm...he asked why stop? and she said i'm saving it for when i get married"
#23910
<macro> DAMMMMMIT
<macro> i think i accidently installed gator
<macro> i knew this would happen one day
#194565
<protospork> I just clicked on a random image link in a conversation about cocks
<protospork> man that was smart
#2382
(Pro_Mark) dOkTeR-- i jerked three times today
(tp9com) i think doin it in the morn fuggs u up
(ackbar) its because once youve ejaculated for the day theres no point in even being alive