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#28726
<+stackman> you got laid?
<Zippy2> no
<Zippy2> slept with her
<+stackman> ...
<@HamWork> fag
<@HamWork> fucking fag
<@HamWork> she was like "would you like to go to bed with me" Zippy is like "Sure, ZzZzZz"
--later--
<Zippy2> well
<Zippy2> we did watch a porno
<@HamWork> only Zippy could fuck up odds like that
#16848
< espo> this movie would be better if Mel Brooks made it
< h2odragon> schindler's list?
#32865
<Moosey5> how come only like 3 ppl r talking but there a whole lot of other ppl?
<Moosey5> jw
<Happy_Noodle_Davey> eh?
<Moosey5> nvm
<Moosey5> asl every1!!
<Moosey5> 14/m/fl
<Moosey5> ok
<Moosey5> im bored
<Moosey5> im gonna go bye
*** Moosey5 (~Moosey5@a763dad.25ea667f.client.mchsi.com) Quit (Client Exited)
<Happy_Noodle_Davey> And the room's IQ goes up by 50 points!
<Amy> Huzzah!
Comment: If you leave 'em alone, the problem usually fixes itself...
#7466
<gage> i found a 4x scsi cdrom on the street just now
<gage> i love how often i find hardware on the street
<gage> this was from a mac that looked like it had been beaten with a
sledgehammer
#8545
[@Gentleman_Junkie] Sure your ass will hurt, but its better than getting pregnant...
#11860
<Fozzie> why is it so hard to find a good windows font?
<Fozzie> bah
<Fozzie> what a craptastic os.
<dithi> you get what you pay for
<Fozzie> you mean the copies you buy are better?
#3711
<ckjesus2k> Jews are so...Jewish
<pyristorm> HEY, no insults on this channel!
#8007
<quacky> if you get carpal tunnel from giving handjobs, can you still get L&I from work?
<Captain_Tenille> Depends if it's job related, I guess.
<Buggy> hmmm... if the handjobs are for managers, maybe
<geekie> technically...you just have to give the handjob at work.
<geekie> and then management is responisble for said handjob
<Buggy> well, it's not really in my job description.. but maybe it's in yours
<geekie> no..if the accident occurs in the workplace, they are liable.
<Buggy> right, so if it's an accidental handjob...
<quacky> that's what I'm talking about.
<Buggy> or an accident occurs while doing the handjob
<quacky> only we're talking about handjob-related injuries
<geekie> right.
#51987
DrakeChun: Thank God for apt-get
thetguy01: Yes
thetguy01: It truly is a gift from God.
thetguy01: "And on the Tenth Day, God said: LET THERE BE APT-GET! And so it was."
DrakeChun: The Tenth Day, 3 after he rested
thetguy01: Yes
thetguy01: The other two days were him trying to get linux to run.
#35500
<SA-Magic> msg nickserv identify smallpenis
#6056
<Guyver3> koolaid time
<Guyver3> what today
<Guyver3> strawberry kiwi
<Guyver3> strawberry kiwi lemonade
<Guyver3> mountain berry blast
<Guyver3> or blood of the preacher's daughter?
<kingmob> the blood one. definitely.
#36334
<Rjx> perl code is incredibly hard to read
<Moot> Rjx: only if its written well
#17980
<meenk> I hate when I am walking through the produce section at the store and they stop me and say "why are you stealing our canteloupe?"
#7936
*** Quits: TITANIC (Excess Flood)
#298561
<james> I wonder how many people are familiar with the term bukkake
<pegmeloN> :P
<pegmeloN> ... wow, that was about the worst possible choice of smiley for that response
#306
<NtG> people beta test a MS product every time they boot windows
#2963
<MrSede> They made a movie of Phantom Of The Opera. I was like "woah, they made a movie of Phantom Of The Opera." Then I didn't watch it
<Geothermal> you too eh
#312
<Tux> gimme a P, gimme an A, gimme a N, gimme an I, gimme a T, gimme an E, gimme an S! Whats that spell?
<Tux> PANTIES!
<Tux> er
<Tux> not really
<Tux> but it was close!
#45328
<qviri> Sorry, I guess I'm not 1335 enough.
#424
<Relevant> get oral_sex_training_video.mpg
<Relevant> Oops wrong window.
#14431
<antix> im bored
<antix> i think i might go mod my toilet
<Shady> what are you going to do? :S
<antix> i think i might add some little flashin lights so i can read the paper in the dark...
#9900
<clemmy> DarkFader: warning! reading of this line triggers a hidden routine in your brain and you will forget some of the information stored there
<clemmy> DF: it worked, right?
<Costis> cl, ahahahahahahahaha
<DarkFader> what did work?
<clemmy> DF: I knew it would
<Costis> cl, ahahahaha! good joke :D
<DarkFader> WHAT?
#20023
<crakfjsdklnjkfdbnjkdfhjwerhljk> SHE SKIPPED TWO GRADES AND SHE'S WASTING IT ON ENGLISH AND PHILOSOPHY MAJORING
<zamros> HAHAHAH PHILOSOPHY MAJOR TELL HER THAT SHE CAN BE A WAITRESS WITH THAT UNDER HER BELT
<Stiltzkin> NOW, DID YOU CHOOSE THE PANCAKES WITH BACON, OR WAS IT FATE?!?!
#7792
<veroniq> i want to learn how to make cyber-sex
<Poiny> good for you veroniq
<veroniq> could someone show me how_
<veroniq> ?
<Poiny> not me
<Poiny> im celibate to cyber sex
<CK-away> yeah I boycott cybersex, it hurt me too much
#22069
<moijk|mpr> Our sales guy have become a alcoholic, is that a bad sign?
<Jumper> depends, does he sell more, less or equal?
<moijk|mpr> well, he have yet to show up for work for the last week so I guess that ought to tell his current preformance.
<moijk|mpr> but he is 32, lives with his mother in the basement, has no girlfriend, hangs out in pubs where the teenagers hang out (18 limit) and drives his mothers car. i would have started drinking if i were him too :)