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#50573
<Ragnara> 02:58:23 <Supuun> hay guys
<Ragnara> 02:06:32 <Libido> Hay.
<Ragnara> TIME PARADOX
<Ragnara> Oh wait
<Ragnara> Daylight savings
#50253
-!- Diana15 [RubyiyuX@CBL217-132-105-79.bb.netvision.net.il] has joined #geekissues
-!- mode/#geekissues [+b *!*@CBL217-132-105-79.bb.netvision.net.il] by debt
-!- Diana15 was kicked from #geekissues by c-rOCK [banned]
< Omnica> bot?
<@debt> assume so
< Omnica> you assume so cause what girl in the right mind would join #geekissues?
<@debt> yes
#21300
<Okie-Narc> Found this bowl of "Cookies and Cream" ice cream in the kitchen. Gee ... now I'll be up all night worrying about trans-fattys acids.
#55750
<xbf> argh addiction to manga is killing me
<Fibbles> thats darwin at work
#53348
<@Alucard> I wish my lawn was emo so it'd cut itself
Comment: #WPI
#16749
<Phillip`> i just had starbucks coffee
<K_Russell> join #someonewhocares :(
<Phillip`> no one is there :(
#49707
<lokwade> anyone knows a mathematical function i can use to move a decimal point by 1 to the left??
<lokwade> example 2.03 result = 20.3
<Rewt[w]> just multiply it by 10
<Rewt[w]> 2.03 * 10 = 20.3
<lokwade> eerrr oohh yeah!...dang!
Comment: #phphelp
#54235
<@Styx> it hurt like a bitch, but apparently my pubic hair is stronger than duct tape
Comment: #bored
#30631
<Lippizanr> i'd be a lesbian if i didn't like penises so much.
#50475
<Rohoho> dude
<Rohoho> your not gonna believe this
<Rohoho> some bastard is picking my mangos
<Ranju> go fuck him up
<Rohoho> brb...
<Ranju> kk
<Rohoho> WTF
<Rohoho> he fucken hit me!
<Rohoho> with my own mango
#300167
<@Moon_Doggy> sugar, egg, and peanut butter does not turn into a cookie when you bake it..............it turns into FIRE
#11223
<Jubei301> I want a director's cut version of the matrix where the red and blue pills are suppositories...
#259
<reptile-> My hands are soft and girly-like.
<reptile-> Masturbating is so much better for me!
<Taurclave> You dream of handjobs
<DigDug> reptile- pretends that the hands belong to a girl
<Taurclave> He probably has painted nails on his favorite hand
#10362
Skyraider: you might be surprised how black clouds can be :)
MrPumpernickel: rgb: 0,0,0?
#58753
<AngryLuke> going to starbucks for coffee is like going to disneyland to use a toilet.
#2942
*** Now talking in #cars
*** Topic is 'No gay sex talk please thanks'
<spazzer> no gay sex talk eh?
<spazzer> this channel is going to be quiet then
#5735
<robin24> any girls in here?
<cognac> does is really matter?
<cognac> the only thing you're gonna see are letters and numbers anyway
#7255
<Hedge> yeah, loud music during sex really works. it's easy to keep the motion to a beat
<Kharnifex> mmmm yeah, but i'd have to get more fit to have sex again
<TRIPtych> «WinAmp» Now Playing: Funker Vogt - Word of Power (High Speed Mix)
<TRIPtych> id like to see u keep up to this hedge =p
<Kharnifex> *gets rectinol*
<TRIPtych> d00f d00f d00f
<Kharnifex> and the slapping noise of testical against ass
<Hedge> i think i saw the How To video of that
<Kharnifex> i just dloaded the pdf file
#7137
<Prior_Tuck> I got a guy busted during my year at eaton. he had 6 gigs of "illegal" pron, as wel as 15 gigs of legal pron. I turned his PC to my boss..where my boss called the police.
<CrashCat> so did he have the pr0n put into two directories, 'legal' and 'illegal'? :P
<Prior_Tuck> yes he did actually
<Prior_Tuck> he had his word docs folder and his powerpoint folder
#302973
Suzuran: Was was the name of that one site where people copypaste bullshit and show it to other people?
nly: oh I think you mean The Internet
Comment: #ShrineMaiden@ppirc
#50574
EternalFootman: 25g of wafers and 20mL of cheap wine undergo transubstantiation and become the flesh and blood of Jesus. How many Joules of heat are released by the transformation?
LittleBunny32: if you assume that the material properties of GOD possess an infinite enthalpy, and obviously that of mortal materials are finite, then the transubstantiation process requires an infinite amount of energy and will freeze the entire universe. Alternately, if we assume they can be transmuted from the infinite creative capabilities (and energy) of GOD, then by combusting them we can receive an infinite amount of free energy and the catholic church is holding out on us
#2034
<Brentai> ...you guys realize that this is the least I've ever laughed. I'm anti-laughing.
<FoxieMoxie> You're anti-laughing? Good, I hope your lungs implode then.
#141262
<CoolCookieCooks> when i was a child i thought being disabled was another gender because they had seperate toilets.
#29376
[Cavalorn] ok
[Cavalorn] I must say this
[Cavalorn] in england, 'uncut' means 'not censored'
[Cavalorn] so, 'uncut porn' is 'porn with all the good bits left in'.
[CapnBee] ;llkfj
[CapnBee] ;lkjasdflkjasf,sdf
[Cavalorn] you're way ahead of me.
[Cavalorn] however, in the US, 'uncut' seems to mean 'uncircumcised'
[Cavalorn] so
[b0o] gagsagdsagasgsadsa
[Cavalorn] I am now deleting an awful lot of pictures of cocks from my hard drive
[b0o] hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahaha
#12347
<@skold> is this going to be a 'my penis is bigger than yours' conversation? cuz i have a ruler and a camera.