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#231863
<&WizarthAway> Gah, my fingers were on the wrong keys, my code looks like perl now!
#8077
<z_evil1> does _anyone_ on IRC update the topic field of a channel to suit the actual topic of conversation?
*** Madeleine changes topic to 'fuck all, as usual'
<Madeleine> set that to keeptopic, forever
#121162
atlasFTW> IM GOING TO FUCKING DESTROY THIS THING
<wildleaf> what thing?
<atlasFTW> My solution won't build
<wildleaf> then its a problem, not a solution
#77615
<darknation> wtf is the point in storing quotes?
<boris_> darknation: it's like taking a photo in real life :P
<darknation> I wouldn't want photos of retards
#48531
<Tym> i have a question to you older folks
<Tym> how do you fucking do it
<Tym> work so god damn much, how do people work 40 hours a week their whole damn lives
<Tym> i'm going insane and i've only been doing it for 3 weeks
<Suzuran> It's like this. Do you like to eat?
<Tym> yes
<Tym> i eat alot
<Suzuran> Then you'll work like the rest of us. It's really hard to eat without money.
Comment: Aniverse: #megatokyo
#308051
<@keen> mm... xml
<Ceseuron> XML? XXXML is more like it...
<@keen> cryengine uses it for most of the item definitions
<Thalagyrt> XXXML?
<Thalagyrt> get real, it's more like <initialism type="abbreviation"><initial position="0" value="X" longvalue="eXtensible"/><initial position="1" value="M" longvalue="Markup"/><initial position="2" value="L" longvalue="Language"/></initialism>
#11888
<sparks> got the house to myself for the evening
<Robert> bbl
<Robert> hehe enjoy ;)
<sparks> guess I'll invite a bunch of friends over and have a party and play rap music
<sparks> by which I mean I'll order a pizza and nair my legs
#309421
<luz> i'm dizzy and it hurts to breathe
<LAMMJohnson> luz: Lay down and stop breathing
#310721
<jden> i only steal iwatches
<jden> from techdweebs
<jden> i can get real close to them and blend in, then i snatch it from them in line at philz
<jden> boom, $20k watch
<jden> fence it for $1k and you're golden
<jden> 6 of those and you've made rent for the month in sf
#27435
<%AnkkaBlaa> swedish rodeo: fucking a girl doggy-style and whispering to her ear: "I have AIDS.." and trying to keep your penis inside her
#55808
<SteelHard> how r u ?
* Gen|G^2 is now known as Gen|G^ZZZ
* Gen|G^ZZZ gives SteelHard an a,e,y and o before he goes
<SteelHard> what ?
<Gen|G^ZZZ> how can i put it nicely...
* Gen|G^ZZZ is now known as TheEnglishLanguage
<TheEnglishLanguage> OH GOD IM DYING
#1585
<vortex502> 3+5
<vortex502> oops
<vortex502> thought i had the calculator prog. open
#14666
[02:17:43] • +wysiwyg sings "your no good for me i dont need nobody, dont need no one thats no good for me"
[+wysiwyg] and if ne1 points out it should be "you're" ill kill em
[@Miz] i'll
+wysiwyg slaps Mr Pedantic with a flacid kipper
[Sarcho] flaccid?
[+wysiwyg] oh fuck off
#4583
<Spesh> It takes skill to climb the corporate ladder on your knees.
#38410
(duggar_) I just asked my supervisor if I could get off early in light of my hungarian background and that it is Hungry Foundation Day
(duggar_) wonder if it will work..
(duggar_) LMAO this was his response
(duggar_) Due to my background also being Hungarian I am leaving early and don.t have time to make that decision. But if you get with me sometime Monday I can make that lineage determination at that time and I.ll let you know then.
Comment: #unix on irc.gamesurge.net
#33882
denisbaldwin: I think I love you...
denisbaldwin: So what am I so afraid of...
denisbaldwin: I'm afraid that I'm not sure of...
denisbaldwin: A love there is no cure for.
alexusslave: like herpes?
#4505
<God_of_Mischief> SODOMIZING ME WILL NOT WARM MY ASS UP!
#17885
<phelanR> [Fserve Active] - Triggers:[!donkeysandgoatsex] - Users:[64/69] - Sends:[63/71] - Queues:[5/5] - Min CPS:[5kB/s] - subject:[donkey/goat porn] - Bytes Sent:[86.47GB] - Files Sent:[912] - Upload Speed:[18.7kB/s] - Download Speed:[26.5kB/s] - Total Bandwidth:[45.2kB/s]
<Niteling> what the hell is this junk doin in a chat channel
<captain_tarik> gotta give him credit
<Niteling> ?
<captain_tarik> 64 is a helluva lotta people to download donkey and goat porn
#175
<Amanda_> Alright
<Amanda_> Are multiple people paying attention?
<Amanda_> Here's what I freaking want for Christmas
<Amanda_> Someone find me a friend
<Amanda_> A FEMALE FRIEND WHO IS NOT A DUMBASS
#54688
(ZackisDead) do you know how easy it is to ruin a perfectly good family
(ZackisDead) for the fuck of it
(ZackisDead) I called some dude tonight and told him I've been fucking his wife
(ZackisDead) I just ran my finger down the phone book
(Mantits) Uh
(Mantits) ...
(Mantits) Did he believe you?
(ZackisDead) I think so
Comment: D:
#265271
asrskz: Don't tell me who won the 2000 election. I have the coverage on disk but I have not gotten around to watching it. Don't spoil it for me
Alexius: hehe
asrskz: Only last week I found out that Clinton was re-elected in 1996.
Alexius: Yup.
Alexius: Wait for the next two seasons. They're really shocking!
Comment: #TVTorrents
#22
<`Xenocide> Bolstered by the state of Kansas' recent measure removing the requirement for the teaching of evolution in public schools, yesterday afternoon the Mississippi legislature passed a bill eliminating fractions and decimal points from the mathematics curriculum of all public secondary schools in the state.
#6501
<chin|werk> its not video games fault that its a lot of fun to kill people
#40381
<squeakymewmew> We lost power last night. A transformer exploded in the parking lot.
<PartiallyClips> Autobot or Decepticon?
Comment: AIM convo
#7327
<ILLSKILLZ00> what would having a computer in my pool acomplish?
<sKratch zEro> potential death to people swimming in it