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#52440
<The_Franchise> there were 4 girls working at each security check point at the airport in tokyo
<The_Franchise> 2 were handling bags and stuff
<The_Franchise> 1 was checking the xrays
<The_Franchise> and 1 was there to bow to you after you walk thru the metal detector
#309671
<zifnab> one of my old wow friends
<zifnab> always yelled "GET YOUR RAID CUP"
<zifnab> so we asked him what a raid cup was
<zifnab> "So I can urinate without getting up"
Comment: irc.gamesurge.net #RedditMC
#311081
<~LexPro> #foreveralone unable to join channel (channel is full)
<~LexPro> IRONY
#4631
<ic0n0> i love the midwest
<NecroMort> ilke gurls with big fat titties.
<ic0n0> what does that have to do with the midwest?
<polar> you have something against titties?
#3268
<DrWoody> lol wtf... I just got this email: "[Fwd: eHow To Ask Someone On A Date] from MOM"
#50234
Ryozen: How's it going?
MinisterlnBlack: not too shabby
MinisterlnBlack: waiting for someone to come pick up my broken ass car
MinisterlnBlack: heh
Ryozen: Doh, that sucks
Ryozen: What happened to it?
MinisterlnBlack: there was an accident.
MinisterlnBlack: ::cough::
Ryozen: Heh, did you kill anyone?
MinisterlnBlack: nah, the sorority girl in front of me got lucky
MinisterlnBlack: heh
Ryozen: You rear-ended a sorority girl? *cough*
MinisterlnBlack: haha
MinisterlnBlack: man, my accident just got 10x cooler.
#47251
[@xe\ara] a kid raped a care bear at my store a while back
[@xe\ara] cut a hole in it
[@xe\ara] and bam
[@xe\ara] left some nog in it. the woman that found him doing that
[@xe\ara] thought he was stuffin it with shit to steal
[@xe\ara] reached her hand in...
[@xe\ara] wasnt pleasant
Comment: #sbk irc.enterthegame.com
#7877
<craving> I had a great dream last night. I was a servant of Satan, and in return for my services he had given me this enormouse house on the side of a mountain. It had a big balcony and a great bookshelf. I was a little nervous, though, because He had eaten my predecessor alive.
#650
<Auspex> how do i decompile a .c in windows?
#3947
<Digital-^> i love brits , every time i hear someone mention a fag break all i can think of is someone knocking on my door , picking me up , and smoking me
#30091
<+Killgunner> Alb is my personal hero
<@Albatross[BTEG]> Your hero is going to go eat spaghetti and get laid
<@Albatross[BTEG]> Later
Comment: #bteg, Gamesnet
#21633
<datamorph> lewsha, we generally call it a lan party because if we call it a substance abuse party we'd get in trouble
#118850
<andr00> go ahead and google "meet russian women"
<andr00> hit "I'm feeling lucky", since it sounds like you are!
<chronomex> are you sure? this feels a little uncomfortable
<andr00> ok, well hit "I'm feeling uncomfortable."
#39250
*** {in_a_game]LawOfDisorder (~hey@237.153.33.65.cfl.rr.com) has joined #doom3fortress
<{in_a_game]LawOfDisorder> anyone know how to bypass the CD requirement ??
<{in_a_game]LawOfDisorder> my cdrom is screwin up
<{in_a_game]LawOfDisorder> that or the game is
<ninja> or you didnt buy it
*** {in_a_game]LawOfDisorder (~hey@237.153.33.65.cfl.rr.com) has left #doom3fortress
Comment: #doom3fortress on GameSurge
#7126
<Kash> MY BUM IS ON YOUR FACE
<Kash> MY BUM IS ON YOUR FACE
<Kash> LOOK AT ME
<Kash> MY BUM IS ON YOUR FACE
*** Kash was kicked by da_slog (ITS NOT VERY PHUN)
<CrashCat> MY FOOT IS ON YOUR BUM
#32629
<bleak> oh god
<bleak> my girlfriend has either the worst or ebst timing ever
<somniloquy> just caught you whacking off?
<somniloquy> and offered to lend a hand?
<bleak> somniloquy: well, no, I was, and she called me JUST as I finished.
#63089
<Surt> i learned an important lesson tonight
<Surt> never tell a woman you love her while staring her square in the breasts
<Surt> bad times follow
#4019
<drlion> squirrels have sexy tails
<drlion> like foxes
<[ric]> hmm.... define "sexy"
<[ric]> in fact, don't... I will leave it to my imagination.. :)
#305289
<dr_jkl> I HAVE A THREE DAY WEEKEND AND A SOLDERING IRON.
<dr_jkl> i am going to have so much fun. :D
#55726
(@Tenor) man
(@Tenor) I got owned
(@Tenor) hardcore
(@Tenor) fucking myspace
(@Tenor) this shit with a crush calculator
(@Tenor) enter the full name of yourself and your crush
(@Tenor) press submit
(@Tenor) it emails results to the person
(@Tenor) gay
(@Tenor) why the FUCK did I fall for that one
#24440
<seth> Dammit, I've had hiccups for the past TWO HOURS!
<icon> Have you tried $USELESS_REMEDY?
<seth> I've tried all @USELESS_REMEDIES!
#5078
<joey``> ryan...what are you doing for new year's
<ryano> going on dalnet
#180183
cycon365: it's strange how the internet is the information superhighway
cycon365: and yet we still can't spell worth shit
cycon365: i mean, there's five dictionaries on the internet, just search for it
cbaman: well.....Dictionary is kinda a big word for some people.
#3353
<mightyflo> why is the k in cmyk a k?
<nitrifik_> cause it's kool like dat.
<mightyflo> cyan, magenta, and yellow kool-aid
<mightyflo> that would go over pretty well with the geek crowd
<mightyflo> they should market a new flavor that way
<nitrifik_> CMYKOOL
<nitrifik_> I'd buy it.
#39982
[JonnyS] anyone know if a stolen laptop is tracable if connectect to the internet?
[JonnyS] if i report my laptop being stolen, will the plice be able to find it?
[JonnyS] anyone want to buy a laptop?