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#22024
<MrWhippy> it's raining, it's pouring.. the old man is... HOLY SHIT HE IS BEATING OFF! FFS THATS HORRID!
#93358
Invisceo: If i don't get at least a 175 on the LSAT, i'll have to fly to NY and jump off the Empire State Building
Styling Dan: dude, jump off the world trade towers
Styling Dan: they are much higher
Kazooie197: Not anymore :|
Styling Dan: what?
Styling Dan: yeah, Im pretty sure they are the tallest building in new york
Invisceo: dude, where have YOU been?
Styling Dan: what?
Kazooie197: I'm probably taller than the remaining rubble
Styling Dan: what do you mean
Styling Dan: rubble!??1?
Styling Dan: WHAT THE FUCK?!
#8961
[T-Doo|art] when you think about evil, what pops up?
[Rosewood] Daikatana
#47782
(TurboDttL) A mate of mine said that he could send files to me faster than ANYONE on the planet (he has something insanely fast)
(TurboDttL) So I said "bring it on"
(TurboDttL) "allright then!" says he
(TurboDttL) I said "I BET you that I can get 100 gig to you faster than you can send it to me!"
(TurboDttL) He started sending stuff over the net
(TurboDttL) I took a 200 gig drive out of my machine and drove to his house.
(TurboDttL) Never underestimate the bandwidth of a car load of mass storage.
(Broxi) hahah cheater
#17931
<MrEnthusiasm> ugh, new david bowie cd boasted that it had interactive multimedia on it
<MrEnthusiasm> what it meant was 2 buttons, one to play the cd and one to connect to a site
#40331
[Jyrka] A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.
#25147
<ImotepReturns[WoA]> since this is a room full of whom i suspect are adaults
<ImotepReturns[WoA]> whats the best advice everyone has?
<ImotepReturns[WoA]> in life that is
<Caedar[SOT]> Uh.... "Don't try and write good code at 4 in the morning."
<Caedar[SOT]> ;)
<AnthraX101> Or, as it applies to IR: try and write good code.
#12306
<AGaeris> With her gone, now Breathe is the only girl-type left for me to talk to in here.
<@Breathe> Who said you could talk to me?
#25609
<Drago> hey random, ya want to test something for me?
<random> if its long, tubular, made out of plastic and gently vibrates..... then no. But if its some code.. ok
#21689
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<evader> what do i need to do to make a six pack
<aNuBiS-> 6 beer
#6785
<LordSuggs> and i got a new 19" monitor at work
<DeLorean> I can just imagine THAT interview; "...and how big was the monitor at your last job?"
<LordSuggs> heh
<LordSuggs> well my monitor isnt the only thing about me thats massive ;)
<DeLorean> heh
<DeLorean> ego
#4818
<vvortex3> hey, the isp i work for, cwnet has a legal copy of microsoft visual studio, but we cant find the cd, can someone please email me deruntime.dll so i can fix a bug in one of our machines?
<Cyrix> what.
<jim4> vv: no
<Cyrix> get a new cd
<Cyrix> or go to #mypersonalfileserver
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<snibril> we don't support warez, and neither incomptent isps
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<vvortex3> jerk
<Cyrix> vvortex3 on @#mypersonalfileserver
#10110
<kinijima> why do they keep programming labs so fucking cold?
<aalti> so the computers don't get over heated?
<kinijima> so what the fuck did the people do back when there was no air conditioning?
<aalti> you're a fucking idiot.
#10931
-(+MinioN5000)- k
-(+MinioN5000)- installing
-(+MinioN5000)- oh shit
-(+MinioN5000)- illegal operation
-(+MinioN5000)- wtf
* @Cuthbert calls the police
#306366
<mabb> my project has been research into "is this possible" for the first 3 weeks. Now it's moved onto "Hey, this might be possible"
<yicui> is it proven rigourously?
<mabb> more like proven religiously: I'm praying that this works
#6986
<vamp_work> some guy named Debian hacked my box and made it unstable
<vamp_work> it tells me every time I log in
#37556
<gloone> i've seen kraftwerk live
<gloone> it was pretty cool
<gloone> my gf saw them life this summer and she can't shut up about it
<gloone> she even mentioned it after sex once, she was in a really good mood
<gloone> and i was like "was it that good?" and the replied that she was thinking about the kraftwerk concert :(
Comment: #ramen
#26421
<wild-> why do you want to learn japanese
<gloone> to listen to good music, watch good movies and play good videogames.
#15771
[msg.argvee(~flop@adsl-216-103-210-51.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net)] ok whoever made ircii interfac ewas clearly not considering drunk people when doing i
#32482
* somniloquy streaks through the channel, just to see if anyone's awake
* Raist GAHS and covers his eyes. "The goggles! zey do nothing!"
#118709
<ChuckD> i see Tab in movies alot
<ChuckD> i demand an explination
<ChuckD> i dont see tab anywhere
<Towwb> Tab went to the same place as No Fear and sneakers with lights in them
<Towwb> MC Hammer's there too, not being touched
#295851
<glxblt> when my dad was a fire fighter they had this special technique for putting out fires called the "APP-technique"
<glxblt> Antaa Paskan Palaa. Roughly translated as "Let the piece of shit burn"
<glxblt> it was easier to use the "APP" -term around the owners of the property when the fire was so bad that they didn't really try to put it out, just to contain it
<glxblt> if they'd openly talk about just letting it burn it sorta might've upset the owners :D
<glxblt> also known as "removing the burning material."
<glxblt> (by burning it)
#247109
<@Skittles_Goddess> it takes some guts to be the small penis guy
<@teejay> you have no idea
<@teejay> oh shit
#2172
<refugee> man
<refugee> you cant cancel an AOL subscription online
<dwai> try to do it over the phone
<refugee> and they want your screenname when you cancel
<refugee> so I gotta be like "yeah, my screenname is SIZZLINGCROTCH"
#15920
<+kmad> whats the best way to get vaseline off your dick
<@BigJesus> sand paper
<+royceda59> lol
<+kmad> fuck you, not fallign for that again