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#63337
VarnTheGreat: I have some orange drink thing here and grape juice.
VarnTheGreat: Do I mix them together?
xTedHeadx: Yes.
xTedHeadx: Make groringe juice.
xTedHeadx: ...No, that sounds too much like groin juice.
VarnTheGreat: Haha.
xTedHeadx: Make orrape juice.
xTedHeadx: ...Yeah I don't think they'll mix well, judging by the names.
VarnTheGreat: Hahahaha.
#40176
Ilan Bouchard-Gordon: yeah, like masturbation
Adam Atlas: Heh.
Adam Atlas: Go make the sound of one hand clapping.
Adam Atlas: I like that euphemism even better.
Ilan Bouchard-Gordon: me too
Adam Atlas: My personal favorite, though, is "dealing with the issue at hand." It sounds very professional, in a cryptic sort of way.
Adam Atlas: "Please excuse me, I need to go deal with the issue at hand."
Ilan Bouchard-Gordon: hehe
Ilan Bouchard-Gordon: or you could put it in a letter
Ilan Bouchard-Gordon: "Madam or Sir, we are sending this letter in regards to the issue at hand"
Adam Atlas: But what if the person asks what the issue is? It would be hard to respond
Ilan Bouchard-Gordon: just say it's a "personal matter"
Ilan Bouchard-Gordon: hehe
#39831
<becci> where do you go to find out if a dentist is legit?
<spilt> hehe
<spilt> 1800DENTIST
<effnet> well
<effnet> if hes using rusty plyers to pull your teeth out
<effnet> he might not be legit
<spilt> she wants to know before i think
<becci> what if he works on your teeth for 2.5 hours and keeps saying "oh my...that's a lot of blood"
<becci> and "that etch really stops the bleeding good"
<effnet> toof had some dental work but her teeth are so big they had to use a jack hammer to operate on them
<luminol> if your zipper is down when the antesthesia wears off
<withnail> then your first treatment is free
<becci> can you guys shut the fuck up
#52841
< orange9> gentoo?
< ScooterTi> bless you
#58232
<jiz> * AT 827 PM CDT...NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE DOPPLER RADAR WAS TRACKING A CONFIRMED TORNADO NEAR KANSAS CITY. DOPPLER RADAR SHOWED THIS TORNADO MOVING EAST AT 40 MPH.
<jiz> lol its not only coming here but its my part of here
<jiz> lol when i ping out you will know the funnel cloud hit
<sam> no
<sam> when you ping out we will know the funnel cloud hit 600 seconds ago
<sam> YOU WILL ALREADY BE DEAD
Comment: irc.buttes.org #cockes
#33817
<Rebel> I found a new way to make cool photos without it being really dark
<DrMike> Adam, use a flash?
<Rebel> Yep
#28821
<myew> Sorry, there were no quotes found matching funny
#22403
[-QUIT-] - entropy[-entropy@ACBE676A.ipt.aol.com-] - Connection reset by peer
* Painless watches as entropy demonstates the stability of her win2k box
#55852
<axiom> heh my sister's friend got molested by a gay guy he had to share a bed with on a band trip..hahah
<Socks> what's so funny about that?
<axiom> he's working to become a priest
#299680
<TugC> hey anyone want some freshly tested proxies?
<Syn> yes
<TugC> xxxxxxxx.com/xxxxxx
<Xero> i want some too TugC
<Xero> holy
<Xero> fucking
<TugC> i tested all of them today in charon
<Xero> HEY
<TugC> what
<Xero> ONE OF THOSE IS MY SERVERS IP
<Xero> YOU FUCKING FUCK
#308130
<Adorable> On a scale of Helen Keller to Osama Bin Laden, how good is my hiding spot?
#4169
<sdr> i'm going to play with it first and become familiar, then show her how to use it
#1980
<Thom> ..spam has got funnier since I last checked. It used to be 'GET A 9" DICK IN DAYS!'. Now I'm getting 'GET HUGE JUICY TITS IN WEEKS!'
<SenorSedo> I'd rather get huge juicy tits than some black guy showin up at my door
#23734
<Peeps> Is it just me, or is it a bit odd that Neo saves Trinity's life through a REALLY bad clipping error?
#299
<Guilty> Dont you know, if theres a hot white chick on a show, she invariably ends up with the "sweet, but rugged" black thug
<Guilty> It's an FCC regulation
#77259
leemur > vista officially sucks
ZoFreX > officially?
ZoFreX > you mean Microsoft put out a press statement saying so?
leemur > netHack dosent run on it
spb > WHAT
Comment: #freenode-social
#310042
<JoeCreates> I've a question about memory pooling
<icetooth> add that chemical that turns leaked memory blue so you can track down the source
#751
[reidman ) why is there an ad for Windows Media Player on the Apple Quicktime site??
[|Dan| ) god only knows why
[|Dan| ) and he's laughing
#35898
daito+> it's bad
daito+> when a girl calls me
daito+> and i don't pick it up
daito+> cause i don't feel like having sex today
Sephiroso> is she ugly
white_0men> nah
daito+> no she is hot.
white_0men> wtf
daito+> and i've slept with her
white_0men> don't feel like having sex
daito+> i just don't feel like doing much
daito+> there is this discovery channel show on the bermuda triangle on at 9
daito+> and i wanna drink coffee and watch that
#16508
<yesyouam> Never let drugs stand in the way of alcohol
#84998
<CtrlAltDestroy> Here is my impression of Wikipedia.
<CtrlAltDestroy> "There are five fingers on the human hand [citation needed]"
#5856
<charon> <danybear:#bearcave> danybear is a six one, 210 lb, hairy leatherbear in Toronto, 50 years old, 6 uncut
<charon> whatever you do, don't join #bearcave asking for warez
<FishBulb_> charon: uncut means 0-day you tard
#10434
<bizzy> great, i get TWO doomed projects
<bizzy> "hey, we canned the guy doing this stuff too. Can you start work
on re-inventing the wheel asap?"
#52155
homerundude85: i had a dream that i was playing poker with the devil
dackattac: Really?
dackattac: Did you win?
homerundude85: yeah i did
dackattac: Sweet
dackattac: What did you win?
homerundude85: a trip to heaven and a diet soda
dackattac: I knew the devil was somehow associated with aspartame.
#308964
<Silentbobby> !fap
<Silentbobby> whoops
<nawcom> heh what happens with the !fap trigger
<vasego> A kitten dies