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#4924
<reuben> you're like people with bumper stickers.
<reuben> telling the same lines over and over and over again.
<reuben> anything witty is only witty once
<reuben> hey
<reuben> that would be a good bumper sticker
#15464
<Nozomu> ted: and no one has ever crashed a movie theater into the pentagon
<rogue> noz: they might. we should be careful.
#181249
<delfin> I would play a lot more online multiplayer games if I didn't have to play with other people.
#72026
<LPF> sara, are you in a relationship?
<kitchen> lpf must be new.
<sarala> LPF, are you being serious?
<LPF> ...have I missed something here?
<sarala> Rjx is my husband
<kitchen> you're married now?
<Rjx> we're married now?
#51136
<kode> .:.
<kode> ..:
<kode> :..
<kode> ....
<kode> ::
<kode> tetris
Comment: #nodewar
#296031
(+winterwyn): The asterisk of Judaism illustrates their inclusiveness and technological savvy by utilizing a string wildcard.
#10288
* kaori hugs Corey as a friend.
<Surago> how else do you hug someone?
<kaori> There are
<kaori> different ways
<kaori> to hug people
<Surago> A very friendly hug consists of you hugging my legs while you suck my penis?
#45434
(Ryan0rZ) double wammy, Knox
(Ryan0rZ) your grandma died and you lost your internet
(Ryan0rZ) I'd hate to have that happen to me
(Knox) lol :(
(Ryan0rZ) I can't go very long without the internet
(Ryan0rZ) :'(
Comment: #tag irc.zirc.org
#54444
DarkBio Azriel: GOD!
DarkBio Azriel: WHY CAN'T MY STUPID CAT OBEY ME.
Lyon Darkheart: God's themesong.
Lyon Darkheart: And Ned Stark's.
Waddacku: It's a cat. They don't obey, they order.
ToasterStrube: Beacause it's not a dong Az
ToasterStrube: *dog
Lyon Darkheart: *snicker*
ToasterStrube: damn that was a bad typo...
Waddacku: It's not a dong, it's a pussy?
#218
<CrazyDe> man, back when i was in my sexual prime..
<CrazyDe> in the 7th grade...
#41723
<@IceWizard> hurry up!
<@IceWizard> someone make a website
<@IceWizard> "Vote for Kerry, Get a free IPOD!!!"
#310520
<smathson_> /quit
<smathson_> /quit
*** smathson_ has left IRC. Quit: leaving
<chiper> if at first you don't succeed...
#10945
<@Ded|> filled another glass of wine while I was at it
<@Ded|> oh damn someone else just pulled up w00t party on
<@oak> its me
<@oak> i'm there to slap you for drinking boxed wine
#7110
<@Spider124> Gay ass homo, as opposed to "Hetero Ass homo"
#8689
<MMouse> the dates I started and left positions "dont give an accurate impression of how long you worked at that position"
<drewb> god, it almost sounds like you were deliberately vague about dates to hide the fact you didnt last long in a job..
<Tippytoes> what format did you put the dates in, max?
<SataniKKa> roman numerals
<Sep> binary
<SataniKKa> Monday is not a date.
#17271
<Tetrad> the program I just wrote 1) compiled the first time without any errors and 2) worked like it was supposed to
<Tetrad> I don't know whether to be proud or scared to death
#39075
<CrazyCoot> i wonder how you can tell if you have stopped growing
<finn> CrazyCoot, give it up... he won't get any bigger
#5423
(Ryco) Sex is bad mmmkay?
(Cody) oh yes ryco.. send that msg while i'm AWAY!.. sheesh.. ya know.. my mother gave me the wierdest look a minute ago!
#57624
<Teepo_> thats ok.. i got a bill the other day.. and i didn't have enough money to pay for it right away
<Teepo_> and without thinking.. i went online to try to buy money
<Teepo_> i was like. WTF.. this isn't an online game
<Teepo_> this is real life
#296552
<@Pryoidain> OH WHAT THE HELL
<@Pryoidain> I open up the server computer to do a hot swap
<@Pryoidain> theres a jar of fucking peanuts in there
<@Pryoidain> I've been looking for that jar for 3 days
<@Minako> XD
<@Pryoidain> I finally went out and bought another one
<@Pryoidain> now I find it
<@Minako> Why'd you put it in there. XD
<@Pryoidain> I snack on peanuts while I work. sometimes its just easier to have the peanuts IN the actual work area.
<@Pryoidain> although that habit has created for some interesting conversations with clients after I do server repairs
<@Pryoidain> "Uh yes, you repaired our server a few months back...and ever since then, the entire room has smelled like peanuts..." "err...oh...whoops"
#1583
<no_soul> did you know the testes on blue whales weigh like 400 pounds?
<no_soul> thats a hefty sack
<ecoli> my god.
<no_soul> just a little fun fact for you all
<ecoli> them is some big nuts
<ecoli> did you know that the blue whale's penis is 11 feet long?
<no_soul> i bet the shoot loads like a fuckin cruise missle
#11130
<InvalidUser> Its like my Uncle Eric used to say, he'd say... "IU, lookit
the ass on that guy" To which I'd reply, "I'm not gay Eric", and he'd say
"Oh yeah, sorry bout that" and we'd laugh and laugh. Then he'd try to
molest me.
#11153
<jon^> i live in the UK
<fReCkLeS> where's that
<jon^> next to France
<fReCkLeS> okay
#53899
<NeCRoPedOPhilE_SuicideCULT> how to change my nickername?
#15073
* Suzuran managed to make KDE change all of the text and error messages (even the ones in shell windows) to Japanese.
<kinzillah> Suzuran: can you read them though?
<Suzuran> kinzillah: Hell no. ^_^