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#235037
(@Iridium) I had a weird dream last night.
(@Iridium) similar to the email shit, a paparazzo managed to get high res, incontrovertible pictures of Sarah Palin on a farm fucking a horse.
(Lid) she was fucking the horse? as in she was wearing a strap on behind a mare?
(@Iridium) No, she was up under him.
(@Iridium ) I kinda figured normal people wouldn't be concerned with the details of that part.
#7913
<norsende> º dj aligator project - Water In The Ocean º
<roskkouro> water in the ocean. what a stupid, obvious fucking sentance!
<roskkouro> IF THERE WERE NO WATER IN THE OCEAN! THERE WOULD'NT BE NO
OCEAN! EINSTEIN!
<quoz|beer> roskkouro: hey, he's iranian
<quoz|beer> roskkouro: besides, on triton you have oceans of methane
<roskkouro> quoz: bitch
#280190
cached: you think it's a bad sign if a memory test says that the number of errors was -8?
#28671
<jayr```> my patience to those who are disabled like you
<rbastic_> You have the linguistic capabilities of a fetus.
#162080
<drgone> if i had to listen to hans reiser for 11 days, i'd find him guilty too
#8307
<Saber> ow damnit
<Saber> HA
<Saber> That'll teach you
<Saber> damn gummy bears
<c_thur> Saber: i can relate...i think
#133573
(meander) Newfoundland is like calling a place Untitled Document
(meander) i bet its the default name for discovered land
(meander) and they just clicked Ok
(meander) now all other countries have to start out as Newfoundland 2
#6049
red sets mode: +b *!*@*.aol.com
*** creepen12 was kicked by biohzrd (banned: (your 500 free hours will not be spent here./6.05.02))
#30972
<Snipah> I found an awesome hentai site.
<Snipah> free movies
<Snipah> pictures
<Snipah> games
<knightmare> pervert
2 minutes later...
<knightmare> link?
#303986
<Sebas> Speaking of terrible and complaining, I celebrated my first time on the wii in about a year and a half by heavily and painfully crushing my thumb between the wiimote and the couch.
<Digga> how does that even happen
<Sebas> Stupidly.
<Logopolis> You silly dutch.
<Sebas> I went "This bowling is too easy, I shall do it with my back towards the TV and my eyes closed and at a distance."
<Sebas> The rest, as they say, is history.
<Sebas> I did throw a strike though, further proving my initial point.
#54684
gravybythepint: dude, this girl is of such low moral fiber she doesn't even know what sin means
D1ckhead Dan: Opposite over hypotnuse
gravybythepint: i hate you
#33092
<Tuxedo_Jack> Apparently, if a cat sits on a keyboard for six seconds, Windows will shut itself down.
#8253
<Hamsters> is there any tips that i can pass my writen test?
<shagman> hamsters, learn english
#6860
* Alan wasn't aware Rap was an action figure.
Rapunzel452: Oh, yeah. Everyone wants a small plastic me adorning their shelf.
AlecWire: Or a large plastic blow-up you...
#3532
<blazemore> indian, asian.. same difference, they both end with "ian"
#240606
< whatsinthename> whats the command to turn on conference mode for this channel
< doub> just "hi!" is sometimes working
< inflex> change your nick to something like Sweet16Candy
#11841
<iNoah> "hi, I'm a lisp virus. please read me with an emacs mail reader and eval me."
<moof> (defun email-virus-hook 'my-virus)
<iNoah> s/defun /add-hook '/
<kermit> Noah takes defun out of everything.
#309771
* Tornado (~Tornado@FUR-45D7AAA0.dyn.optonline.net) has joined #basement
* Tornado (~Tornado@FUR-45D7AAA0.dyn.optonline.net) has left #basement
<Rena> oh my god how did it get so messy in here
#31888
<|darc|> im sexy.
<butters|cleaning> if your mom says it, it must be true
#31249
<evera> my LCD radiates...? WTF I WASTED MONEY =(
#13937
{TSL}-{Capo>School crams the giant cock of knowledge down your throat.
#8970
* Rogue feeds CardO's ass a cracker so he'll stop talking outta it
#14530
*** Darth-Phenom is now known as Guest38697
*** Sopabuena is now known as Guest21415
*** TheRealMatt is now known as Guest60273
*** Whitney is now known as Guest15303
<Flirbnic> Hey, cool. The sum of all the Guest numbers that just occurred in here, divided by 8, equals 16961.
<Flirbnic> $calc((15303+60273+38697+21415)/8)
<Flirbnic> ...
<Flirbnic> I have no life.
<TheRealMatt> no... no you don't
#34787
<W_J_F> where can i get a wav - mp3 converter?
<@eggburt> google lame
<W_J_F> where can i download google egg?
#29437
<Lepper> i rode my bike for 2 hours today.. w00t
<Lepper> my legs are getting so much stronger
<splice> thatll help when you have to run away from girls