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#53708
<cmantito> I just found an old briefcase
<cmantito> with all my 2600 magazines in it
<cmantito> and a can of Crisco.
<cmantito> ... ><
<celti> ...
<celti> a can of Crisco?
<cmantito> I have NO idea.
#8159
<Naivete> HE HAS NO FEELINGS
<Naivete> HE IS JUST A GIANT ROBOT WITH A PULSING 8" COCK
<Sky> TRANSFORMER PORN!!! NOW WE"RE TALKING!
#4843
<GiRLiE-> ur cruel.. but funny
<bytraper> and you have a beuatiful mind... but you're fat
#295265
<gwinbee> keyboards should have etch-a-sketch knobs built-in to them
<workthrick> what'd that do?
<Ycros> workthrick: I don't think gwinbee thought that far ahead
#18447
<wishy> i saw gi jane and she was rockin the one armed push ups
<wishy> so i wanna do them
<Zimbu> "When I grow up, I want to be like GI Jane!"
#13605
<SarahS> With my large internal capacity to hold water, and your creative igeniuty, we can rule the world!
#11715
<Yogurt> Action Half-Life - "To counter Action Quake 2's speed and fun, we've included slow gameplay and the ability to fall down on purpose."
#31906
< zYgoat> i want to start a company selling human milk
< andyfied> look at their little faces
< zYgoat> i think it'd be hilarious
< zYgoat> hire women
< zYgoat> hook up the suction cups
< zYgoat> then have them do telemarketing work while the tubes suck their teats
< andyfied> suddenly this channel is bash-worthy
< zYgoat> see i should be making money with this instead of chatting
< zYgoat> hell
< andyfied> go for it
< zYgoat> i could sell the video footage
< zYgoat> earn three ways
< andyfied> yeah, best. plan. ever.
17:24 <@Scoth> I'm sure there's someone out there who'd buy it :)
#304082
<Count> i put QDB and bash on my reader too :)
<Count>: now in 12 months time when bash gets one new quote, i'll be ready!
Comment: #batcave on Austnet
#30634
* Marine|CH is god
<ih4x`variant[iHi]> you spelled gay wrong
#36035
<Morris> I used to beat it for fun
<Morris> Just sit on my ass for 2.5 hours and waste it
<Morris> But as time moved on, I started speeding up.
Comment: A videogame actually, not that he realized what he said
#27931
<taglin> ok, so te pretty menu came up and is asking you to add drives?
<suds> yeh
<suds> done that
<taglin> k... whats next?
<suds> weee
<suds> hang on a sec...
<suds> need more rum+coke+spritz of lime
<suds> :)
<taglin> heh
<taglin> i think some of the problems with this crazy install could be alcohol related
#34264
<AnimeFreak> happy, are there any decent neo geo emulators for linux?
<happy> had you bothered to look, you would already have your answer. i can only therefore assume that your asking me is actually a thinly veiled request for anal penetration
#679
<gambit32> Would you like an orgasmic disorder?
<gargos> No... I've got homework to do.
#14500
@(F|uid) candlelight dinners suck
@(F|uid) i cant see my food
#22213
Sinviras: Squeak got himself a g/f
Sinviras: ?
CVYSqueak915: yeah
Sinviras: grats
CVYSqueak915: thanks
Sinviras: what lvl is she?
CVYSqueak915: SHe has no internet
Sinviras: ....
Sinviras: dump her
#48446
* t|to is out of jail
<t|to> you know what's the biggest pain in the ass there
<FireEgl> Bubba's dick?
#297356
<dd7> ah, what the hell
<dd7> the girl i just started dating told me she hacks into sites using sql injection and ddos
<Trenzein> your girlfriend is a script kiddie
<Trenzein> lmao
#8289
<Vegeta> I would go through anything for you
<Vegeta> Lets start with your bank account
#15741
<RoadRuner> mail1 procmail[15005]: Error while writing to "/dev/null"
<RoadRuner> on my mail server at cisco
#74
<JCamel> heh, no, because i jacked off into his mom's black bra, and she blamed it on him
#6422
<sp00t> the only trouble with watching dune is every time I see that guy I expect him to pull out a palm pilot like thing saying "Ziggy says theres a 45.2 percent chance that you're here to save the whales"
#22102
<emte> yeah its hard on lower intellegened people
#301909
<Sebas> Heh, so I have this "Insult Dictionary" which has witty insults for every occasion, as well as a translation into 4 different languages
<Sebas> But it seems that, although the translation is generally correct, every now and then they went for an interpretation instead
<Sebas> So "Moron" comes out as "Naked savage" in the German translation, and "Greasy bastard" becomes "Filthy Italian"
#308969
<Hyptosis> Urine used to have tons of uses that are now replaced with science