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#297713
<tyranny12> and i quote the television: 'Foster's. Get some Australian in you. <pause, woman's voice comes on> Am I pregnant?'
#17843
<Halo_Four> hm, I never knew that
<DiViL`> no offence but what you don't know could fill a warehouse
<DiViL`> :P
<KnightOwl> hahah
<DiViL`> I could fill an oil tanker
#1186
<chick> sparks makes me heppy :)
<chick> I mean HEMPY :p
#306869
<@CylonCenturion> seriously fuck wasps and their enjoyment of wood products
<@blue> this is why we invented steel
<@blue> welcome to modern life
#46060
(+lab-rat) 22. What is the largest native carnivore in England?
(+lab-rat) Here's your 1st hint, the last character in the answer is: r
(+lab-rat) Here's your 2nd hint, badge_
(+sodiepop) badger
(mac23) badger
(alexC) badger
(+StiGs) badger
(TIMMY_) badger
(+Turbo) mushroom mushroom
(+lab-rat) Winner: Trainee alexC Answer: badger Time: 23.422 Streak: 1 Points: 5 WPM: 3 Rank: 37th
Comment: Gotta love trivia!
#60815
<don> bruce lee could fight all of the batmans (batmen?...) at once and he doesn't need any fancy gadets or a car or even a shirt
<don> just a wooden pole and some really cheesy zooms
<don> and whooshing noises when he punches
<don> that's not sound effects
<don> that's the air, scared of his fists, jumping out of the way
<don> there was literally no air resistance when that man moved
<don> it's a well known fact that every major earthquake in the 70's is attributable directly to the earth trying to get away from bruce lee
#301318
<@Warrigal> I just realized that compilers reproduce asexually. This is possibly the most awesome moment of my life.
#8807
[Chocolate_Jihad] ahh depth perception she is harsh mistress
[Chocolate_Jihad] so much good but at such a great cost
[Darkure] you mean to your dignity?
[Chocolate_Jihad] unfortunately
#33547
<JerryBeep> There are two kinds of jokes in the world: Jokes that people respond to by saying "lol" and funny jokes.
<BAng> lol
<JerryBeep> you bastard.
#7033
<Paine> "What body parts would you be willing to give away to play AO normally?"
<Paine> I mean, are you really using that little toe for anything important?
<Rattran> Depends on how many are in the freezer, doesn't it?
<Burimpu> I'd give my left vaginal wall to play AO properly!
#16125
<DELTRON> Sometimes I wish tomatoes could speak.
#162955
<@Faustus> The combination of a barbiturate induction agent and a nondepolarizing paralytic agent is used in thousands of anaesthetics every day. Supporters of the death penalty argue that unless anesthesiologists have been wrong for the last 40 years, the use of pentothal and pancuronium is safe and effective
<@Faustus> how the fuck is lethal injection safe?
#6791
<Kelly> i know a guy who was so facinated w/ tits he take two condoms, fills them w/ water, ties them together, slings them over his shoulders and wears them in a bra
<crazym> Kelly: you need to get out less.
<Kelly> heh!
#9008
<mrfy> hmm. my title choice was questioned
<pembroke> what title did you ask for?
<mrfy> software zymurgist
<mrfy> "I was curious, since 'zymurgist' usually has to do with the chemical fermentation process in the production of wine. Perhaps that's a term also used in software, and I apologize for having second guessed this if that is the case."
#22361
<yoda> wouldn't it be easier to go and read the docs on the site?
<rataxis> yoda: dear oh dear. 13 perfectly spelled and punctuated words, when 4 letters would do.
#20162
<`FrEaK> that chick was hot... he prolly had a huge boner
<g0dsmack> only you would care if another man had a huge boner.
#4226
<Hendrix> Romance is flowers, Perversion is sticking the flowers up her ass
#35728
<@Jon> the transition from broadband to dialup it's like driving a corvette, then having both your legs broken and being told to walk.
#78379
<+commodore_dude> BalefireX
<+commodore_dude> i dunno wtf happened
<+commodore_dude> but my mom heard some thing on the radio about how the elise is gonna be highly collectable in 10-15 years
<+commodore_dude> so now she's bugging my dad to get one
<@BalefireX_> you know, commodore_dude
<@BalefireX_> it kinda sounds like your parents are pretty cool
<+commodore_dude> har
<+commodore_dude> yeah
<+commodore_dude> they're awesome
<@BalefireX_> they must be so disappoined
<+commodore_dude> :D
Comment: #gideontech
#5473
<ExCon> ihave one wish b4 i goto army rho :)
<ExCon> op for 1 day :D
<[SuN]> im not that soft :P
<ExCon> what if i die and never come back ?;D
<[SuN]> ill make a bot called ExCon and give it ops
<ExCon> oh..i feel honored
<ExCon> :D
<[SuN]> ;)
#11174
<@BitStream> well, I moved the couch down stairs
<@BitStream> so the new one can be put where the old one was
<helixblue> against the wall?
<@BitStream> yea
<helixblue> ahh.. I was hoping that sound was you cleaning the dishes
<helixblue> I ate my cereal for breakfast with measuring cups this morning.
<@BitStream> I was trying to get rid of as much stuff as possible before work, so thats less to do when I get back :/
<@BitStream> helixblue: did you look in the right cabinet
<@BitStream> there were bowls in there yesterday
<helixblue> bits: I used the measuring cups as spoons
#3584
MrProgrmmr: I want to encode my sperms DNA with the DeCSS code, that way when I jack off, I'd be breaking the law
#14526
<oneo|SUMMER> the US has some of the best schools in the nation
#308799
<Vyk> Ender, what happened with your motorcycle?
<Ender> Motorcycles are not good for deer hunting
<FiestaJoe> well you got it in one shot
<FiestaJoe> and it dropped right where it was hit
<FiestaJoe> cost of ammunition seems expensive though
<Ender> $6700 per shot
#30853
* RaphX deletes the sun
<RaphX> actually, I just closed the curtain