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#311081
<~LexPro> #foreveralone unable to join channel (channel is full)
<~LexPro> IRONY
#5362
<RvLeshrac> I wonder about stores that get shot up in movies.
<RvLeshrac> What do they say when it's all over with?
<RvLeshrac> "Hello, Mutual Insurance? Yes, I'd like to know if my policy covers gangland shootouts."
#33
[17:05] *** D1 sets mode: +o C-Rock
<D1> oh wait, I was trying to kick you.
#20560
Mr Markus White: So what are you doing online, criminal.
FerrusSoldad: Pirating mp3s.
Mr Markus White: One of those Napster frauds huh
FerrusSoldad: IRC.
Mr Markus White: Isn't that a hacker program
#304821
<ackville> speaking of rediculous browsing habits
<ackville> I once saw a guy right click a link to a YouTube video, click Email Link, email it himself (default email client is Thunderbird), open Outlook, get the mail back in, copy the link, then paste it into a new tab
<ackville> had serious trouble sleeping after seeing that abomination
<ackville> I was tempted to intervene and ask what the hell he was doing, but I feared for the safety of my braincells
#16971
<ncc386> It seems to be an oral fixation that drives me to smoke and when I quit 3 weeks ago I started eating more. If that's the case there is a healther, cleaner, more fun oral practice that could satisfy me.
#6778
<Dr-Arcane> so the profile is black trenchcoa wearing doom players who listen to industrial and make explosives.. Well.. looks like we should just start arresting CS students randomly
#17973
<Lyfe> definition of porking: going to the club with the intention of sleeping with the fattest hoe you can find, in the hopes your bitch will be fatter then the ones your buddies pick up, so you get the pot of money.
<Lyfe> oops, wrong channel =/
<Lyfe> disregard
Morlack coughs
<Rakash|HoW> Lyfe you need a little timeout?
<Morlack> No, I think he needs a better plan at getting women.
#300509
<@JeremySm> firecrackers?
<Hark> cracker | peanut butter | weed | peanut butter | cracker
<Hark> tinfoil, bake in the oven
<Hark> fats in the peanut butter absorb the thc
<@JeremySm> lol
<@JeremySm> this is why Canada is not a world power
#33092
<Tuxedo_Jack> Apparently, if a cat sits on a keyboard for six seconds, Windows will shut itself down.
#33080
<@Noggie> Michael Jackson - supports President Bush's 'leave no child behind' program
#5638
<Krispy> you could double specialize
<Krispy> GYN/PROCTOLOGY
<Krispy> THEN YOU COULD DO THE SHOCKER
<Krispy> AND IT WOULD BE ALL LEGAL
#6232
* bago wants cex;
<BreeBaby> hehe...you havent had it in so long you forgot how to spell it
#28665
<NinJA_JG> afk 2 mins, bathroom
<NinJA_JG> IM A LILLE FAGOT WHO LIKES TO SUCK DICK AND SWALLOW CUM!!!1
<NinJA_JG> IM A LILLE FAGOT WHO LIKES TO SUCK DICK AND SWALLOW CUM!!!1
<NinJA_JG> IM A LILLE FAGOT WHO LIKES TO SUCK DICK AND SWALLOW CUM!!!1
<NinJA_JG> back
<NinJA_JG> afk 2 mins, killing lille brother
#17239
< Danelope> I know what I need.
< Danelope> I need the cool shoeshine.
<@harb> Shoeshine?
<@harb> wt?
<@harb> If that has a double meaning, sign me up.
#59146
<madman> Perhaps I'm a bit racist.
<madman> This Mexican guy called saying he was interested in the car I was selling, so I give him the directions to my house.
<madman> I see him pull up in his truck, and so I go outside to greet him, guess what I say?
<madman> "Hey Pedro!"
<madman> I'm about to apologize when he says, "How'd you know my name? I didn't even tell you!"
<madman> Talk about lucky.
#1764
<Morris> what a dick
<iln> are you looking at gay porn again?
#4733
<Guilty> Jees its going to be 48 tomorrow
<Guilty> I thought I was done with waring a jacket
<Guilty> But apparently not
<maff> you go outside?
#2211
<CiXeL> apparently a customer got pissed at us this morning and sent our sales secretary goatse.cx as an attachment
#7565
<rbgrn> I HAVE ONE GOD DAMN THING TO SAY
<rbgrn> The author put up $10,000 for anyone that could find any hole in qmail over the coarse of 2 years
<rbgrn> no one did.
<foop> because nobody cared
#33887
<I|O> goin off to college
<I|O> mom got me a dehumidifer
<I|O> dad got me a humidifier
<xiao> stick em in yer room for a night. let them fight it out
#2782
<zanek> offline , whats that ?
#297356
<dd7> ah, what the hell
<dd7> the girl i just started dating told me she hacks into sites using sql injection and ddos
<Trenzein> your girlfriend is a script kiddie
<Trenzein> lmao
#18415
<Sad|Wk> :P mine is 45404 words
<Calrathan|Work> Well, send me your big .dic
<Sad|Wk> only my wife gets that
#16372
<Cyberllam> I want to get a bumper sticker that says "Honk if you think I am doing an excellant job driving." Then I can cut people off and they won't know what to do.