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#33092
<Tuxedo_Jack> Apparently, if a cat sits on a keyboard for six seconds, Windows will shut itself down.
#7072
<Staberinde> What I'm wondering is why the ACLU isn't bringing lawsuits against these schools that suspend kids for drawings or writings. I mean if that's not depriving someone of their freedom of speech I don't know what is.
<Joe_> Because the Supreme Court ruled that the constitution doesn't extend to schools.
<Staberinde> That means my old high school can secede from the union then, right?
<Joe_> It could work..
#41250
(+BarnacleBob): the ipod isn't all that great... i should have looked around and got a cheeper one with same sized hd and a recording feature
(+BarnacleBob): i pods are by far the dominant portable music player in san francisco.... even over regular cd players
(@Zaphod): But on the other hand, gay sex is by far the preffered sexual persuasion in San Fransisco, but that doesn't mean its best for the rest of the planet :)
Comment: #ctrlaltdel on irc.afterx.net
#49657
[Mediator] And there is this gel shit
[Mediator] that says do not eat
[Mediator] in big red letters
[Mediator] I think it might be like reverse psycology
Comment: He has just bought a new heatsink, and is exploring the packaging
#27286
(@Moondo) music question..was it simon or art garfunkle that released a son about their son in the last ear?
(@Spacebarbob) that's one sick combination of typos...
#3268
<DrWoody> lol wtf... I just got this email: "[Fwd: eHow To Ask Someone On A Date] from MOM"
#60320
<PLUN> I've just had a vision of my future
<PLUN> Founder and proprieter of the internets' biggest Starcraft hentai site
<PLUN> On the upside, I'd stand to make a ton of money...
<PLUN> ...on the flipside, i'd be the Founder and proprieter of the internets' biggest Starcraft hentai site
Comment: Chugworth.com
#11238
<Drew```> I really dont appriciate my sister saying "oh, close your eyes andrew, I already took off my pants outside"
#2552
<circle> one place was offering like $2500 if u let them cut off a toe and re-attach it
<McMoo> that's excellent
<circle> no kidding, i'd be like, "do all 10"
#39964
<+Keitarou-Booyaka> oh god that was funny!
<+kiracatgirl> ?
<+Keitarou-Booyaka> she just jumps in bed all of a sudden and looks at me
<+Keitarou-Booyaka> "What time is it!?"
<+Keitarou-Booyaka> "It's 12:30 honey"
<+Keitarou-Booyaka> ... "oh crap, the alarm was supposed to go off at 12:20"
<+Keitarou-Booyaka> "What are you talking about? You don't wake up until 6:20"
<+Keitarou-Booyaka> "What time is it?"
<+Keitarou-Booyaka> "It's 12:30"
<+Keitarou-Booyaka> "ah, monkeys"
<+Keitarou-Booyaka> and she falls back down
<+kiracatgirl> monkeys?!
<+urgan> lol, mokeys
#300391
<dessin> I got a spam email about a week back that slipped through my filter
<dessin> usually they don't get through, I get maybe one or two every year
<dessin> so I open up the headers and it turns out there's a yahoo account as the reply-to
<dessin> figured it's a long shot but I emailed it saying "stop sending me spam, asshole"
<dessin> turns out this guy is a complete dumbass and actually put his real email in the reply to - emails me back saying "fuck you, I'll spam who I want" and asking how I got his email and shit
<iggi> lol
<dessin> so I checked the headers again and found the IP that the email was sent from
<dessin> did a geoip lookup and got a pretty specific location in london, and found the local exhange from google maps
<dessin> and it was kinda out of the way in london so the exchange maybe covered 600 houses or so
<dessin> so I print off like 1000 leaflets saying "there is a spammer in your area, if you have any information please forward it to the police" and stuff
<dessin> took a train to london, two bus changes to the area
<iggi> wtf hahaha
<dessin> went round and posted the leaflets through every house in the area
<dessin> anyway this morning I get an email from the guy asking how I found his house and begging me not to tell the police
<iggi> ROFL HAHAHAHAHA!!
<iggi> massive overkill man
<dessin> I fucking hate spam :P
#6802
<YyzKnicks> what is anal sex anyway, when you think about it too much and get neurotic? Ohh, you mean butt sex
#52717
-!- Vyk [~Vyk@dhcp19.public.ummu.umich.edu] has quit [Ping timeout: 198
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<@orange1> that would be vyk spilling root beer on his powerbook
Comment: he works in the cube next to mine. he yelled some might loud profanities.
#45629
RuKK0R: you know.. I was just looking at the official list of the most shoplifted items in the good ol US of A
RuKK0R: 1) painkillers
2) home pregnancy tests
3) razor blades
4) preperation H
5) baby food
6) condoms
RuKK0R: the first thing I had to wonder, upon looking over this list..
RuKK0R: if condoms had been higher on the list, would have baby food and pregnancy tests been lower?
jmlsteele: what I'm wondering is why is preperation H on the list.
jmlsteele: the rest "make sense"
jmlsteele: suicide, teen pregnancy, suicide, ????, teen pregnancy, to avoid teen pregnancy
jmlsteele: how in the hell does preperation H fit into that?!
#13600
<Mort-Hog> How do u spell Encylop(a)edia?
<Flirbnic> Insyklepudier
#54306
<Daszoeb> wtf
<Daszoeb> some girls shouldnt be allowed online
<Daszoeb> seriously
<Daszoeb> she goes and buys a wireless router
<Daszoeb> takes it out of the box
<Daszoeb> it doesnt work
<Daszoeb> so she calls support
<Daszoeb> I ask if the power cord is plugged into the router
<Daszoeb> she responds "no I threw the wires away - I bought a wireless product"
<Daszoeb> then when I told her we need a power cord in the unit
<Daszoeb> she got all pissed and asked why the case said wireless
<Daszoeb> after 5 minutes of mindless debate I "accidently" pressed the mute button and after 10 minutes she hung up
#32776
<Olafsson> grr.. my little brother spilled soda on my keyboard and his.. luckly I keep a spare behind the sofa.
<MitchShrader> a spare little brother?
<Olafsson> keyboard.. that is
<MitchShrader> oh. i could see going thru little brothers regular if they spill soda on keyboards..
#117880
<Jesse_> i had a dream that it was Ninja Day
<Jesse_> and google was totally celebrating it
<Jesse_> they didn't just change their logo -- they changed their page background to black too, and handed out Ninja Day shirts to as many tech people as they could find
<ct^> Oh that would rock.
<ct^> Quick, email them.
#8
<DigDug> i think i'm gonna walk to the movie theater and see dinosaur...
<kimy-> and be surrounded by like 10 year old girls?
<Amanda_> He said Dinosaur, not N'Sync.
#30418
<Finn> wow... in the summer we only heat the water with oil, now in the winter we use wood as well... I had a shower and turned it up fully as I do in the summer... I never jumped against a wall that fast !!
Comment: #geekissues
#96097
JimBob2814: I actually tried Superman 64
JimBob2814: yes, it is.
Rawlsaur: Is it actually as bad as they say?
Rawlsaur: ...
JimBob2814: no, you're just predictable
Rawlsaur: Are you psychic or something?
Rawlsaur: ...
JimBob2814: NO I WON'T
Rawlsaur: STOP DOING THAT!
Rawlsaur: ...
JimBob2814: haha
#48810
<+Toba> fuck
<+Toba> I deleted the wrong file
<+Toba> yay backups
<%CompHobbyist> ahahaha
<+Toba> TAB COMPLETE IS NEVER YOUR FRIEND
<%CompHobbyist> no it isn't Twiz
<%CompHobbyist> errrrr
<%CompHobbyist> I mean
<%CompHobbyist> Toba
<%CompHobbyist> *&@#*ING TAB COMPLETE
Comment: #WPI
#28709
<Stikes> I HATE fighting with gf online gah
<Sylan> easier to ignore her. =)
<Stikes> dude..im buff..
<Stikes> and she can kick my ass
<Tha_Burner> just go offline and tell her aim fucked up
<Stikes> she knows my ip and would just ping me or something
#38848
<remisser> Man... I really have to walk in to Condomworld and see what kind of people work there.
<comet_11> they're probably dicks
#61023
<LinearA> so my boss emails me this resume for a 10AM interview
<LinearA> within 5 mins I trace the email address to a handle to an adultfriendfinder account.
<LinearA> !! Why can't people be more careful !!
<LinearA> "Need Hot Top To Fill Me UP!!"