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#295376
<Kryptik> Yugioh?
<DBSK> Yush
<Kryptik> What are you in, middle school?
<mistah_j> yugioh was a fad at the high school I used to go to
<mistah_j> like there was a table full of yugioh nerds who played it all through lunch
<mistah_j> I'd see them and think "haha, what a bunch of fucking losers"
<mistah_j> then I'd go home and hack nes roms
<mistah_j> :D
#16409
<Never> Okay, I'm not really going to be a novelist, it just sounds a lot better than "autistic retard constantly lost in own fantasy world"
#7876
<Syclopse> my god you again
<gesus> dislexia?
<gesus> i'm sure you meant to say "you my god again"
#31885
* ChanServ sets mode: +o TheArgus
<TheArgus> HELO
<Sofie> hey hottie!
<TheArgus> ?
<TheArgus> you've seen my pic?
<Sofie> no...
<Sofie> hehe
<TheArgus> So you're one of those internet sluts that hits on random guys in order to boost your self esteem when they desperately flirt with you in hopes of getting a blurry webcam pic of your cleavage?
<ravaillac> Smooth, TheArgus, very smooth.
<TheArgus> I AM A LADIES MAN
#39686
<bobsquared> i hate it when i accidentally refresh the page when im half way through reading random bash quotes in case there was a really great one i missed never to see again :(
<Jon> jesus, i'm never speaking to you again. ever.
<Jon> ...not because you're a total fucking nerd... it's because i've felt that too :(
#5523
<Opcode> i was gonna call 911...but i was downloading a file
#21752
<GoddIs> i don have that many friends../.:(
<Meditate> awwww
<Meditate> i got 31 on MSN
<Meditate> and 44 on yahoo
#28491
* Keeshi slaps Dark around with a large spiked dildo.
<Keeshi> :P
<Darklyte> wtf
<Darklyte> why the hell do you have a spiked dildo?
<Keeshi> Trouts are no fun.
#44162
<&Segosa> :(
<+Mikal> Turn that frown upside down.
<&Segosa> ):
Comment: #sysnode @ irc.sysnode.org
#5793
<]SpIkE[> HELP ME!!! my 120 chipset monitor 17 inch with Gforce 4 doesn't support the internet!
#16866
<MartinBlank> I knew a guy who dressed up for Halloween as a giant penis with ferns growing around the base, and said he was dressed as a dickweed.
#309398
< BronzeEagle> I just found a floppy disk in my desk that says "women = evil"
< Frostypants> :D
< o11c> you still have a floppy drive, and were patient enough to put it in?
< BronzeEagle> Negative and negative
< o11c> then how did you know what it says?
< BronzeEagle> It's written on the label
* o11c forgets sometimes that there is a physical layer
#29665
<danamania> my mother has picked up some anti MS sentiment from somewhere. we were driving today, and a fellow wandered out into the crossing. looked really confused, big glasses, a bit geeky, didn;t seem to know where he was going
<danamania> so she was like
<danamania> "look it's bill gates. should I run him over?"
#31328
<marek> rape is such a bad term, lets call it surprise sex!
#38719
< MrVacBob> 50% of people in the world are above the median weight
<[SA]EvilCanadian> I know thats bullshit right now without even trying to comprehend it bob
<[SA]EvilCanadian> dont even try to pass that off as fact
<[SA]EvilCanadian> WHEN THERE IS CONTINENTS LIKE AFRICA IN THE WORLD, AND POPULATIONS LIKE INDIA AND CHINA, THERES NO FUCKING WAY THAT 50% IS ACCURATE
<[SA]EvilCanadian> kthx
#6951
<glasnost> i didn't have a life.
<glasnost> i had a BBS.
#5089
<langdon> FUCK OFF AND HELP ME
<langdon> i mean
<langdon> fuck on
<langdon> fuck over here and help me
#251308
<Buck> if you got like thousands of chameleons together
<Buck> could you use them as a monitor?
#10957
<Kateryne> brb
<Kateryne> back
<Malcavious> front
<Kateryne> side
<Malcavious> middle
<Malcavious> other side =P
<Zarakinthish> bottom
<Zarakinthish> top
<Malcavious> no i wanna be on top
<Zarakinthish> Of who exactly?
<Kateryne> ....dude....
<Kateryne> ew.
#49262
<|VIPER|> how can i find the number of files in a directory? (including sub-dirs)
<Petarius> right click -> properties
<Petarius> Oh wait, this is a linux channel
Comment: #gentoo @ EFnet
#34302
<TheGreatDrunkMonkey> It's like a book report from Hell
<Mayseth> Sounds like alot of writing, I'll get you started.
<Mayseth> Page 1: It was short, and boring. Losing interest to read book.
<Mayseth> page 2: Still boring. I fell asleep. Will continue in the morning.
<Mayseth> Page 2.5: God this book sucks.
<Mayseth> Page 3: I downloaded the rest of this report off the internet. Enjoy.
#33211
<ducklord> I'm having pink "waves" flowing over my screen at all times
<ducklord> anyone knows wtf is up with that?
<kitchen> too much acid?
Comment: #GeekIssues on EFNet
#3752
<ChewToy> hrm... my girlfriend should be getting off work soon
<ChewToy> i should get really really stoned before she gets here
<spazzer> actually
<spazzer> chew
<spazzer> i got off your girlfriend this afternoon first
<ChewToy> spazzer she's fucking hot :)
<ChewToy> she puts out!
<spazzer> hence, i said i got off of her first
<ChewToy> she sucks good dick doesnt she?
<spazzer> i was getting close, and she told me to put my finger in her ass
<ChewToy> she's a manager at a victorias secret
<ChewToy> :>
* KNG_SNK wonders how chew scored that
<dazemobil> he ordered her in the catalog =o
#3124
<JMPZ> Either you are too horny for you're own good, or I am...
<Joshua> i don't know what that means...
<Joshua> 'too horny'?
<Joshua> usually once you get too horny the problem solves itself
#32500
<grommet> what the fuck am I doing in this IRc??!!
<grommet> i could be hooking up with the hottest german girl right now
<rob> really?
<grommet> well....no
<grommet> but i could be fantasizing about it