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#49707
<lokwade> anyone knows a mathematical function i can use to move a decimal point by 1 to the left??
<lokwade> example 2.03 result = 20.3
<Rewt[w]> just multiply it by 10
<Rewt[w]> 2.03 * 10 = 20.3
<lokwade> eerrr oohh yeah!...dang!
Comment: #phphelp
#8296
Under the fence: if your mom were a farm animal, she'd be a sloth
Hobbes659: a sloth isn't a farm animal
Under the fence: damn it, theres gotta be a sloth farm somewhere around here
#34571
<Rjx> I had indiviual therapy for a while, but I stopped going
<Rjx> she would say "tell me what you're thinking"
<Rjx> and I would be honest
<Rjx> I think it was when I dissected the word "therapist" and got "the rapist" that she thought it wouldn't be beneficial anymore
#54151
<Diamond> But then again, as a programmer I'm obsessed with code that just plain looks good.
<Diamond> I want to look at code and go "You are a beautiful woman"
<Diamond> And then, I make love to it by adding on to it.
<Diamond> I'm a very romantic programmer.
#36044
[olleke] last night i was to drunk to walk
[olleke] so i drove home by car
[grindA] good job olleke
[olleke] not a smart plan
[olleke] parked it in the garage
[olleke] without opening the door
[reeseboisse] hah
[B-Boy Boogie Smalls] lol
[olleke] nasty sight when ya have a hangover
[olleke] so i puked again
[B-Boy Boogie Smalls] lol
[olleke] need a new car
[olleke] this one looks rediculous now
#1227
<brian`home> so im takin my shower
<brian`home> then i whip out the old hockey shampoo
<brian`home> I WAS LIKE OMFG I LOVE YOU HOCKEY SHAMPOO
<brian`home> so i take a swig of it
<brian`home> cuz it smelled so f'in good
<brian`home> dude it tasted nasty
#57433
<moira_> I am currently installing japtalk support on lap-top
<moira_> so I can write "can I tuch ur boobs" in japa-nese
<pamplmoose> jokes on you the only japanese speakers who have boobs are white men
#17129
<moira> o
<AnimeFreak> my new keyboard has improved my typing skills
<AnimeFreak> too bad other keyboards suck compared to this keyboard
<moira> is it an ergonomic microsoft keyboard
<AnimeFreak> no
<AnimeFreak> ibm model m
<moira> sry ergonomic is best
<AnimeFreak> no
<AnimeFreak> model m > *
<jre> FUCKS SAKE, ARE THEY FORGETTING TO INSTALL SHIFT KEYS ON THE NEW KEYBOARDS?!?@!
#12299
<Chern> IM SO FUCKIN BORED!
* Reaper is now known as Reaper[HAVINGFUN]
* BongB is now known as Bong[NOTBORED]
* Chissy is now known as Chiss[FUNFUNFUN]
* brod is now known as brod[IMNOTBORED]
<Chern> FUCK!!!!!!
#310122
<Aragan> ... okay, I have determined that is not lightning.
<Aragan> That is artillery.
<Theogrin> Sturm und drang? What're ya playing, Aragan?
<Aragan> Call of Duty: College Life Near an Army Base.
Comment: From #ragnarokwisdom, irc.esper.net
#30104
<steve> i woke up suddenly in the middle of the night, face down on the bed, and felt as though i would burst.. and a flatulent event erupted forth quickly and silently and lasted for many many seconds
<steve> and i felt deflated..i felt the insides touching together again
<steve> and promptly fell asleep
<steve> my body was giving me a gift with that wakefulness
<adam> hahaha
<Mackay> that's a beautiful way of saying "i farted in bed"
Comment: #hatelife
#41666
<FennecFoxen> Anyone know what "ê²½ì˜Â컨설ÃŒ…엠관Õœ 모ë“ 것" means?
<Luigi30> It means: half of an umlauted e squared, I have an accent and a box, asterisk. the asterisk means the box is also accented forward, according to a quote. my accent also has a box or two, but the backward accent has boxes too. my umlaut is abbreviated so it can fit into a box with my other accent. my double E size superscripted battery came with an quote and an E packaged in a box. spaced between is an e-hat squared with a quote-unquote "box"
<Luigi30> *pant, pant*
Comment: #wikipedia
#11701
<Lt Hawkins> someone from 127.0.0.1 keeps trying to hack me!
<Podex> You should send them a virus to destroy their computer!!!!!!
#19478
* Straylight hate hate HATES Verizon ads
<+Straylight> CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?
<+Straylight> FUCK YOU THEN
#33692
<BasSCadeT> man my cat pissed on my bed the other day (this is gross) and i rolled over into it face first
#53339
<BigFish> aaah fuck, I'm gonna look like a right prat for the college photos today :(
<ruster> why?
<BigFish> I've got a black eye and a bruise right on my chin
<ruster> wtf, how'd that happen!?
<BigFish> well, I was at the womens kickboxing centre in town, chatting up this girl
<ruster> hehe, the girls there are hot
<BigFish> yeah, but anyway I was talking to her and she said "I'm not some cheap whore", can't remember what I said to get that reaction :S
<BigFish> and I thought to myself "yeah, you're an expensive one"
<ruster> lol
<BigFish> turns out I was thinking aloud... O_x
#56641
mjl69> 98.5% of dna is considered to be junk dna with no known purpose. maybe it's xml tags.
#34314
<Philth> WTF?
<Philth> new jenga 9/11 memorial twin pack
<Philth> comes with a little plane to push the blocks out
#306617
<@Malice> Did I tell you Velox is back home?
<+ark0n> no way sweet
<@Malice> After five years in the deserts of the Middle East, our mother thought he'd want to relax.
<@Malice> So she took him to the beach.
#28717
<B_Goodin> Self deprecation is always amusing
<B_Goodin> :-/
<B_Goodin> and so is farting
<Mark> especially when you light them
<B_Goodin> KABOOM!
<-- eric has quit (Ping timeout)
<Mark> You blew Eric off the channel!
#79226
<Ishi> This sucks.
<Ishi> I started seeing a doctor a few months ago. Apparently I have an anxiety order and severe depression.
<Ishi> I've been on 8 or so drugs for depression and anxiety, right?
<Ishi> And its either hit or miss
<Ishi> And the miss usually involves me violently throwing up 8 times in one day
<JediKirby> From the drugs or because you're fat?
* JediKirby was kicked by Ishi (Learn to not be a wanker)
Comment: irc.zirc.org #Massassi
#8101
<Paeyl> why did i just have a sudden image of a penis with tentacles at the tip
<alayna> cthulhuitis
<Paeyl> is there an antibiotic for that?
<Paeyl> "doc, i have a problem." "what?" "it's my.. penis.. it .. " "yes?" "it can.. write its own name."
<geo> That's not a problem, son...that's a potential career.
#25658
<McMoo> http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20030617/ap_on_hi_te/downloading_music
<McMoo> thanks, utah
<McMoo> "I'm interested," Hatch interrupted. He said damaging someone's computer "may be the only way you can teach somebody about copyrights."
<t|to> ;[
<t|to> somebody find out his IP
#24456
<epix|work> i was just browsing my home netowrk and i went into my brothers computer
<epix|work> seeing what he has, like in kazaa and crap, and its a bunch of porn
<epix|work> should i rat him out? so he is grounded from his computer for like a week
<epix|work> and that way i can d/l porn faster
#230
<kisama> i'll have dsl too, by this week, brett
<kisama> cockface is hooking me up
<kisama> :)
<Guilty|> Thats really nice of your mom to do