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#306236
<BCMM> hah, trying to find "inactive ram" on wikipedia, but actually finding a study on asexuality in sheep
<BCMM> no kidding.
#8571
## baguette is away since Mon Sep 10 12:31:41 2001 -- fuck
<screampuff> gee, that's not a bad reason to be away...
#11646
<Nick> Albert! Say something dirty!
<Albert> Bukkake!!
<Nick> Agh!! Too Dirty!
#35249
<rocket> any idea what can cause really horrible disk performance in windows?
<gfjgfjgfj> windows
<Stonefish> windows?
<dooky> rocket: windows
<Igneous> •rocket• WINDOWS?
<Igneous> lmao
<dooky> lmfao!
Comment: #futuremark
#21185
<DarkFox> Dude, I need to cast growth on...things
<Mel> Fox, like food to help feed starving nations?
<DarkFox> I was thinking more along the lines of my penis, but yeah, that would work, too.
#6419
<extremist> strep?
<extremist> that thing where girls take their clothes off?
#38655
retry: you cyber at work?
maddox: all the time.. it's like a massive orgy in my cubicle, except I'm usually the only one there so it's just masturbation.
#118435
<Lemmy> : no body like's an grammer nazi.
<Harbinger>: *Nobody
<R4dbutton>: *likes
<@Voyager> : *a
<Shakur> : *grammar
<cyclic> : *Nazi
<Lemmy> : ...
* GrammarNazi ;-p
#29540
<MiDGeT`> so its just irony i guess
<MiDGeT`> but cooler
<BrettyBoy> i hate ironing
#123973
* Fireboy224 joined #twokinds
<Fireboy224> Hello all
<ThePyrO> Yo
<ThePyrO> I don't know you, but I have a feeling we'll get along XD
<Fireboy224> Yes.
#57699
< plasmadis> Woman successfully smuggles gun into prison by hiding it in the one place only a woman can hide an object. Is found out after gun fires when she tries to sit down
< plasmadis> pwned
#9128
(Striker): 42 is the answer to the biggest question
(Smoke): what question
#302144
<dangerousgeom> wow, your forehead has a language?
<dangerousgeom> that's impressive
<sos> every forehead has a language, just try using it for tying stuff
<sos> typing*
<dangerousgeom> v njm v
<dangerousgeom> mine seems to have a speech impediment
#300636
<@mikesch> Google Wave was built to show younger people how older people feel when they try to use the internet.
#55507
<S> fnuh?
<S> a fly just flew into my monitor
<S> then instantly collapsed on my desk
<Markus> hehe
<Markus> maybe it has no depth perception and thought your background was real
<S> except you can't see my background for the masses of windows open
<S> besides that, it's just plain dark cyan
<Markus> could make a joke about flies flying into windows but that's too corny
#22321
<TriNitY> how are u only 1/2 hour ahed?
<TriNitY> ur clock iz fux0r3d
<Mr_Man> i set my clocks ahead for no good reason other than i feel like i step into the future when i enter my room
#298630
(subdue) Fileserver, webserver, chatserver, mailserver... what other sort of server functionality would be neat to play with?
(@tigrex) neat being fun or useful?
(Zak) bacon server
(subdue) I suppose with a lot of scripting and some mechanical upgrades I could turn it into a web/bacon server
(subdue) a 7am cronjob
#49491
<xkcd> Guy in line: English should be the national language, these immigrants should have to learn English when they come here.
<xkcd> Girl in line: Yeah
<xkcd> Guy: When you go to live somewhere, you learn the language they speak there. English is the language of the land.
<xkcd> Sarah Mac: (from behind in line) Excuse me, but -- osio sarah dawado.
<xkcd> Guy: What the hell was that?
<xkcd> Sarah: Cherokee.
#4285
<mightyflo> TP-PS2 667 Remote Control: Infrared Transmitter for PS/PS2
<mightyflo> "Put your gamepad away and watch DVDs with a wireless remote, just like the pros use! Yeah, pro DVD watchers, that's right."
<SukiPotato4> Yeah, I have my bachelors in law, but my masters in DVD watching
#52297
<Jarn> I read this article about how poets and artists get up to 3 times as much sex as everyone else.
<Jarn> I started feeling REALLY creative after that...
#55247
<@Jarn> My entire belief system is under attack.
<wotnarg> ?
<@Jarn> I just found a microsoft product that is not only easy, but GOOD. :/
<@Jarn> I can't believe it.
<@Jarn> Has everything I've stood for... been a lie?
<@Jarn> Curse you, Windows Movie Maker 2.1! You are shaking the foundations of my life!
<@Jarn> Help me!
<@Jarn> What do I do? What do I believe? I'm so confused!
<wotnarg> Don't worry...
<wotnarg> It was probably made by a small company that was bought out.
<wotnarg> Like Halo.
<@Jarn> Thank you, I believe I understand now.
<@Jarn> My faith was shaken, but came out stronger in the end.
Comment: #wotlinux
#4209
<slacker> drunken sex is cool because your mind wanders
<slacker> you think about shit like...mountains
#33191
<Uranus> VFGBI|Space-Monkey: lemonparty.org is down? well, that just goes to show you how little you know of the net, you can just check out the google cache here and OH MY GOD THE HORRAR
#306129
<HunterX11> and apparently amazon.com sells sex toys
<HunterX11> including "used and new" prices
#47221
<AnDreW_BeAn> some sicko is downloading gay porn from me on winmx
<Skyon> ...