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#23761
<FUCKEDUP> Yo
<FUCKEDUP> Any oc there p4
<+Vern> ya
<+Vern> i got my 1.7 upto 1.5
#22
<`Xenocide> Bolstered by the state of Kansas' recent measure removing the requirement for the teaching of evolution in public schools, yesterday afternoon the Mississippi legislature passed a bill eliminating fractions and decimal points from the mathematics curriculum of all public secondary schools in the state.
#21588
<mindstorms> did u ever realize how gay the term "manhole" sounds?
<mindstorms> you know, like those thigns they go in to get to the sewer.
<mindstorms> it just sounds wrong....
#6983
<unlord> you are now talking to a man who owns a piece of furniture for the express purpose of sleeping on it
<Animix> oooooooooooh
<Animix> can I have your autograph
#10882
<jorm> i want to get laid. look out, world.
#83239
<K3> Damn it my geekdom is seeping into my real-world life.
<K3> I just called a mechanic and told him I was having trouble booting up my car.
#37037
<sellfone> FUCK U TV
<sellfone> im sitting here
<sellfone> eating steak
<sellfone> with A1 all over it
<sellfone> and they fucking show a tampon commercial
#7769
<n> hi...okay, i know exactly what i want!...you should be older than myself...larger in stature than me...preferably Well~Hung..intelligent..cool..funloving..easy going..gentle with a firm touch..you should just relish the the role of Top Daddy who takes what he wants!...me: i am Totally shaved and smooth all over(everywhere!)..soft smooth tanned complexion..i LOVE wearing sexy little panties and being playfully~submissive to your advances in an almost femme manner
<n> lol
<booger> i wonder how she shaves around her own asshole
<booger> thats gotta hurt
<pat> nair?
<booger> what if she gets nair up her ass?
<pat> e-mail her and find out
<n> uhm
<n> thats a he
<booger> OMG
#4363
<taz> 0x0020 5018 2238 83c7 0000 4745 5420 6874 7470 P."8....GET.http
<taz> 0x0030 3a2f 2f77 7777 2e69 6b65 612e 636f 2e75 ://www.ikea.co.u
<taz> 0x0040 6b2f 7072 6f64 7563 745f 7072 6573 656e k/product_presen
<taz> 0x0050 7461 ta
<taz> muha
* taz snooping mothers network traffic
#1351
<slyfox> lol
<slyfox> dude! I typed "lol" with my head!!!
#2234
<D\TOX> my wife says the white trash have already come up with a new name for Osama
<D\TOX> "Osama Bin Hidin"
<D\TOX> that's really sticking it to him
<refugee> man, that must have took all their brain power
<D\TOX> cases upon cases of RC Cola were drank
#7691
*** OpsuPup has joined #Aussie-Warez
<OpsuPup> fap fapping fap
<OutLore> indeed
<OutLore> howd you guess?
<OutLore> i mean nothing.
<OpsuPup> i can hear you from mornington dude
<OpsuPup> the walls are shaking
* OutLore blushes
#20130
<juditness> I RECEIVED MY PROFICIENCY CERTIFICATE =D
<Goatasaur> i'm going to get my procrastination certificate one of these days
#20401
<bucketms> any idea how fast your comp is?
<dan> how do I check?
<bucketms> go to the desktop, right click on My Computer, go to properties
<dan> i have GENERIC IDE DISK TYPE 46!
<dan> SWEET
#33571
<antivert> One of them was a total asshole, he was like "STOP LISTENING TO ME!!" because I was call coaching him
<antivert> this guy apparently told his customer "Sir, if you don't calm down, I'm going to have to put you in the penalty box." And the customer kept getting pissed off so he was like
<antivert> "Sir, if you don't calm down, I'm going to have to put you in the penalty box."
<antivert> the guy started yelling again so he took off his headset, put it in one of the metal drawers by the desks and started kicking the FUCK out of it screaming "YOU'RE IN THE PENALTY BOX!! YOU'RE IN THE PENALTY BOX MOTHERFUCKER!!!!"
Comment: antivert worked tech support
#1538
<vermifuge> dude what the f
<vermifuge> 256 megs kingston for 20 dollars, shipped
<dr\gonzo> FOR LESS THAN A PILL OF ECSTACY YOU CAN HAVE 256MB OF RAM
#30303
<Dekkon> the meaning of life is as follows:
<Dekkon> "up up down down left right left right B A select start"
#8081
<Nelyx> DilleMMa: thomas edison went through 3000 experiments before he perfected the light bulb
<DilleMMa> wow
<DilleMMa> another geek prevails
<Nelyx> show me someone successful who ISNT a geek
<DilleMMa> britney spears?
<DilleMMa> christina agerlia
<DilleMMa> mandy moore
<Nelyx> whore <> successful
#176177
< pixie> Heh, looking at what things contain iron, its quite weird that I lack iron
< pixie> I eat plenty of things that contain it
< ari> So you eat plenty of iron but are anaemic? Why, that's ironic.
Comment: ##pink
#8200
<Synoptica> dismantled my comp; cleaned everything, hopefully that will fix these fkn freezes
<Synoptica> did last time =/
[Quit ] Synoptica has quit irc. (Ping timeout)
[Join ] Syn-Away has joined #Aussie-Warez (~fdimensio@p409-tnt2.mel.ihug.com.au)
<Syn-Away> @&*@##!
#304583
Adam|Lunch: How can I play a sound using jQuery?
coldhead: rename jquery.js to jquery.wav
Comment: #jquery on freenode
#3698
<Joshua> i'm almost out of money for food... and i've got 4 more months before i go home...
<Joshua> all of my remaining food money is going towards caffeine.
<Villager> who needs food when you have caffeine eh?
#7706
archon > man, that was fun
archon > hooray for hack tools and logs
z0e > lumberjack blowjob?
#61604
<@Rjx> there's a good rule for dealing with psychiatric doctors
<@Rjx> trust them about as far as their expensive sports cars would go on a gallon of gas
Comment: #geekissues
#11154
<Tridon> hate cold water
* Tridon left the shower in a huff!
<Iksion> tridon ah your willy has shrinked in cold water?
<Tridon> this morning I had to talk him down, just so that I could take a piss... Now he's not even there any longer