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#16272
<destruct> 88 N Feb 07 k15176@slo.net ( 51) HOW DO YOUR EMPLOYEES SPEND THEIR DAY!!!!
<destruct> READING SPAM!!!!!
#34251
<Batty> Darth Vader is Lukes father!
<Batty> and father in dutch = vader
<Borlath_Mon> ...yeeeeeees
<Batty> So he's darth father!
<Borlath_Mon> So? George Lucas wasn't counting on Star Wars fans to be clever enough to speak any language other than "Trailer Trash".
#27915
<Extigy> Ships are Long, Hard and full of sea men!
<blondee> i don't get it....
#15834
<@redium> i have never had a condom break on me ever
<@redium> maybe the gas-station generic glow in the dark ones break.. but real ones dont
<+elf> ...glow in the dark ones...?
<+elf> how can you misplace your penis so badly that you need for it to glow?
<@redium> its the entertainment factor, not the visibility factor
<+elf> i see...
#140513
<+INOSHU> Hey, did you know they discovered the exact reason you can't suck your own cock?
<~TheDarkestDay> something about flexibility, no doubt
<+INOSHU> Nah, it's cause you don't have one.
#40901
* sanjay has joined #hack
<sanjay> im very much in love with a girl since past 6 yrs ..it was all going fine
<riddler> oh hell no
<riddler> don't make me DoS you, boy
<sanjay> but recently i have started feeling that she is now changing .. and trying to ignore me
<sanjay> i think she has someone else now in her life .. im still very much in love with her
<sanjay> can anyone hack her email id for me .. i just wana check her emails ..
<riddler> I'm SO banning everyone when i get ops back
#305552
<Millions> wafn has nothing because he is a decrepit fraud whose only claim to fame is sustenance on cat food in abandoned libraries in the jungle
<wafn> I never ate cat food fuck you
<Millions> why not
<wafn> no can opener
#58753
<AngryLuke> going to starbucks for coffee is like going to disneyland to use a toilet.
#5074
<`rip> ryano is a dick sucker
<clay> yes
<clay> a social dicksucker
<clay> much like the social smoker
<clay> he puffs for his homies
<`rip> puffs on his homies
#8970
* Rogue feeds CardO's ass a cracker so he'll stop talking outta it
#14210
<scud> shadap i was referring to SKYLAB
<CCCP_Lord_Soth> scud has a learning center similar to skylab only its in his basement instead of space..also its a meth lab not a skylab
#26296
«Narc|LAG»: Yaleman rebooted the ricetek server today. 291 days of uptime gone :o
«Cav»: is that like losing a family member?
#51623
Skylos : dang its irritating when I get phone calls and they just hang up
Triggur: call them back with caller ID and then hang up!
Triggur: ever get a Heavy-Breathing call?
Triggur: I did once and I told him, "oh god, that is SO hot. can I jack off too?"
Triggur: turns out it was my mom winded from walking upstairs.
#5376
<]RE[-NarcDog> damn thats a hard on...
<]RE[-NarcDog> one*
#112337
(rh387-work) well, speaking of laughing so hard you cry
(@Gorzki) Go on
(rh387-work) in the realtek nic drivers for the comps here at school
(@Gorzki) Yeah..
(rh387-work) they have a setting "optimal performance"
(rh387-work) and it defaulted to "disable"
(@Gorzki) lmao, literally
#7545
< Bayls > Sheesus. Was it this dead -before- I got here? :)
< annie > yeah
< Bayls > Hmmm, musta been. Weird, I didn't see any Star Trek marathons on tonight.
#38306
< zYpurv> omg
< zYpurv> now i know what i am going to do with this property i'm gonna inherit
< zYpurv> a female-only apartment house for students
< zYpurv> of course
< Marax> with hidden cams
< zYpurv> and a 'private' pool on the roof
< Marax> and machineguns
< zYpurv> and a robot
< Marax> in case their really big boyfriends finds the cams
< zYpurv> nah i'll make the robot a sex toy and then they won't want boyfreinds anymore
Comment: Ahh, geek dreams....
#10798
<Sparky> My new years resolution is 1280x1024.
#204687
<VirtualHost> I fucking hate when homeless people stand around where cars are lined up, like left turn lanes and drive throughs
<Nurple> homeless people hate it when you stand around in your home
#1143
<MadHatter> I did a search for "madhatter efnet" on google and the first thing I see is:
<MadHatter> <MadHatter> I cut my tongue shaving
<MadHatter> that's great
#18653
[ssinct] how do you spell the light sabre noise?
[quxx] bzhhzhhh
[crc1] phszzzzt
[quxx] zazazaza
[ssinct] sznnnnnnggggg sznnnggggggggg
[phantom1] cough cough
#21185
<DarkFox> Dude, I need to cast growth on...things
<Mel> Fox, like food to help feed starving nations?
<DarkFox> I was thinking more along the lines of my penis, but yeah, that would work, too.
#32105
<linnaford> i went fishing
<linnaford> how exciting is that?
<linnaford> with my 3 year old neice and my sister who decided not to wear a bra
<tlozoot> whoooah
<tlozoot> she's trying to get pregnant again?
#9008
<mrfy> hmm. my title choice was questioned
<pembroke> what title did you ask for?
<mrfy> software zymurgist
<mrfy> "I was curious, since 'zymurgist' usually has to do with the chemical fermentation process in the production of wine. Perhaps that's a term also used in software, and I apologize for having second guessed this if that is the case."
#17129
<moira> o
<AnimeFreak> my new keyboard has improved my typing skills
<AnimeFreak> too bad other keyboards suck compared to this keyboard
<moira> is it an ergonomic microsoft keyboard
<AnimeFreak> no
<AnimeFreak> ibm model m
<moira> sry ergonomic is best
<AnimeFreak> no
<AnimeFreak> model m > *
<jre> FUCKS SAKE, ARE THEY FORGETTING TO INSTALL SHIFT KEYS ON THE NEW KEYBOARDS?!?@!