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#29846
<blitzHOME> YOU ALSO CAN'T EAT BUNG WITHOUT GETTING POTTY MOUTH
<blitzHOME> HA HA HA I JUST MADE THAT UP
<blitzHOME> i'm lonely
#364
<Santa> anybody know what solaris calls its kernel?
<SfabN> Santa: look into the root dir and look for the biggest file, or look into /stand
<token> biggest file?
<token> "Huh, my kernel is called ``core''" :-)
#8371
<Jin|ForSale> I HAVE NO USE FOR MONEY
<Jin|ForSale> (unless it is a lot)
#302916
<MW-SoulAssassin> !eightball will i die from masturbating?
<Alaric> MW-SoulAssassin: Come again?
#32073
* doky was kicked by Mortegro (banned:The maximum number of AOL users (0) has been reached.)
#25576
* suicide6x packets stikys brain
<suicide6x> Now you are dumb
<Yottabyte> too late
<Yottabyte> Packeting stiky's brain would be like packeting a dial up connection
<Stiky> shut up
<Stiky> more like
<Stiky> 26k now
<Stiky> cause i smoked a bowl
<suicide6x> ha
<suicide6x> exploit!
#25047
<jko> When david was hit by a stone and knocked off his donkey we dont say "He was stoned off his ass"
#162518
<Raws> that was epic
<Raws> so I called western union, right
<Raws> and I get this texan lady on the phone with a long drawl
<Raws> shes all like "you are aware that this is probably a fraud you stupid effing moron" and I just say
<Raws> "don't worry ma'am"
<Raws> "I'm from the internet"
<Raws> it just came out of my mouth
<sboob> LMFAO
<Raws> she just said "ok"
#50221
<Aeli> ...
<Aeli> now you've gotta be kidding me
<Aeli> I'm never using the ef name generator again
<Aeli> thicwang?
#28750
<@n0th1ng> i hate when shit intertwines with my dream, like im fucking some chick then i hear "hey, mow the lawn today"
<@n0th1ng> and im like WTF
#55421
<kayla> what you doin?
<livefyre> reading wikipedia for fun
<kayla> why you reading that?
<livefyre> Cause it makes me feel like less of a nerd with no life when I see a nine page article about lightsabers.
#18957
<Randomman> I would'nt be late for work so often if only my cock would go off on fuckin time for once.
*** Randomman has quit IRC (Shut up. Shut up. Shut up.)
#45868
<Como> You Know You're Addicted to the Internet When: As your car crashes through the guardrail on a mountain road, your first instinct is to search for the "back" button.
<SavageBasher> mine would be
<SavageBasher> damn I should have brought my camera
<Como> mine would be tilt back to try and get the car to land on its wheels, as it is in GTA
<Como> because if it lands on its roof it will catch fire and explode
<Como> after a few seconds
<Como> and its too much effort to punch in the cheat for the car again
#16826
<Abit667> its hard to tell the difference between dick and ass sometimes
#4233
<JoeyB> what would be better of a car to modify, a honda accord, or a toyota
corrola
<Focus2001> oh man'
<pagan> which is better, dog poop or cat poop?
<pagan> ;p
<coug_> LOL
#484
"A lot of people wonder how you know you're in love. Just ask yourself this
one question: "Would I mind being financially destroyed by this person?"
- Ronnie Shakes
#1181
Sug*******i8: Darn it, I wanted to nuke some pizza but someone's using the micro-wave...
loofaspunge: just rub each slice one at a time really fast...
#51585
blucracksmurf: i tried to read the case study on why windows is more stable than linux, but IE crashed while opening the pdf
#32485
<SemenExit> WTFWTF
<SemenExit> I HAVE LOADS OF VIRUSES
<SemenExit> I had NONE 2 days ago
<Maglev> SemenExit: How many times do you use Kazaa a minute?
#54441
< plasmadis> One time my dad stole a roll of brightly-colored stickers from a butcher's counter that said "BREASTS" and went to the video store and stuck them on all the movies that looked likely to contain nudity.
#296044
<Talon_IceHawk> Do you lack pattern recognition?
<AgentError> What?
<Talon_IceHawk> Do you lack pattern recognition?
<AgentError> What?
<Talon_IceHawk> Do you lack pattern recognition?
<AgentError> What?
<Talon_IceHawk> Do you-- wait, fuck.
#1555
<ckx> i'm not gay
<ckx> i just like to see people fuck
<ckx> even if they're guys
#7412
<cromicus> they're all like "everytime you say the word 'sex', jesus cries and floods a town in a third-world country"
#19054
in #teen
[itstomEK] 20-m-melb.pix msg me for a chat 8)
[DiZ] 20 omg , ure ot a a teren
[DiZ] banz0r him
[Jon-] i would, but i'm still trying to decipher what you just said
#300619
<sandm> if there are any tools to analyze memory leaks etc?
<_habnabit> valgrind.
<delimax> valgrind
<Chris> valgrind!!
<sandm> thanx all for answers....
<Chris> you're welcome, it helps to get different answers from different points of view.