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#16247
<teresa> how is your meeting
<msd> well
<msd> we got off topic
<msd> and everyone is now looking at porn
#1897
<gaspumpXP> Man... what kind of RPG is this? It won't let me rape the sheep...
#44901
[ Rjx ] either the chocolate in my pocket has melted, or this is something altogether more sinister
#33488
<drdank> Wil's not gay!
<goatasaur> yeah
<goatasaur> he drew tits on my back before he fucked me in the ass
Comment: #fark
#40805
<L0ne_W0lf[A]> but I mean, 1% opf 100 is 10 though, right?
<Liero> ....
<Liero> no....
#5376
<]RE[-NarcDog> damn thats a hard on...
<]RE[-NarcDog> one*
#38785
<@Vhab> so anyways, why are you installing linux King_Louie?
<@Vhab> specially since you are linuxfobic
<@King_Louie> cause i just read the licensing terms for windows 2003 for service providers
<@King_Louie> and now i see the point in free software
<@Vhab> aah the "your soul now belongs to microsoft" part
#32884
<rein_coloring> It's always good to make adults happy. You never know when one of them will feed you
#156793
<BootheaD> welcome to the hotel rosssssssssssthefox
<BootheaD> such a furry place
<BootheaD> such a furry taste
<hatebreed> he must make haste!
<hatebreed> lest his semen goto waste :(
<Fewlio^> as it all turns to paste
<BootheaD> upon this turkey he shall baste
<rossthefox> wtf
<rossthefox> you sick mother fuckers
#17971
<SaM`E> wh00p im getting an amp and 2 12" subs for my car :P~~~~~~
<SaM`E> 1400 installed wif a dual sub box
<glacius> that'll sound good...
<glacius> till they're stolen.
#37879
<Tenor> omg dude
<Tenor> i was at olive garden today
<Tenor> and my grandpa was there too
<Tenor> and he goes "hey, i didn't get a breadstick" (everyone else had)
<Tenor> then he goes "what am i, black?"
<Tenor> i almost died laughing
Comment: maybe we're all racists.... (from #tenor on irc.gamesurge.net)
#307486
<centrinia> I am going to make something similar to a home pregnancy test device.
<robb_www> but it will be made of RAZORBLADES
<robb_www> and it will always say "not anymore"
#10289
<purr> nah, i'm gonna wait for him to come to me
<Sorcerer> the scene from Gladiator comes to mind
<Sorcerer> "I caught wind of a fish that waits on the bottom of the ocean for it's prey to take a nibble"
<Sorcerer> "The prey nibbles more and yet, the fish does nothing..."
<purr> Oh well, as long as I end up eaten in the end ;p
#8689
<MMouse> the dates I started and left positions "dont give an accurate impression of how long you worked at that position"
<drewb> god, it almost sounds like you were deliberately vague about dates to hide the fact you didnt last long in a job..
<Tippytoes> what format did you put the dates in, max?
<SataniKKa> roman numerals
<Sep> binary
<SataniKKa> Monday is not a date.
#53079
<Mace> ROFL
<Mace> Best day EVER at work
<Mace> Because of the sheer amount of people that send stuff during the holidays (I work at a UPS Store)
<Mace> The owner of the store I work at set the answering machine to say that we were too busy to give out estimates, track packages, etc.
<Mace> And he said to call the UPS 1-800 number (1-800-742-5877)
<Mace> But he was tired, and said 1-800-4877
<Mace> Normally a wrong number isn't a problem, right? Just a different business
<Mace> Later in the afternoon we get a call from UPS
<Mace> Turns out, 1-800-742-4877 is a sex hot line
<Mace> Some people got more than they bargained for with holiday shipping...
#24382
<Zone-MR> Nope, but my gayfever is killing me
<Zone-MR> OMFG, Damn. Why did the QUERTY designer have to place the 'G' next to the 'H' :'(
#28318
<spiregrain> the worst thing about irc is that delay between finding the server, and getting logged in. Why does it happen? What can I do?
<spiregrain> the second worst thing is dumb questions like the above
#8474
[03:01]<monkey1> at least im not on IRC at 3 AM!
#58364
* Irishblood is now known as talkin_to_cops
<talkin_to_cops> be back in a very long time
#78535
(TheNoxinator) how big is a 425 MB file?
(TheNoxinator) big or huge?
#11794
<Kimmay> yeah but these are real ppl: they took me (for free) form an XT to a 386, from a 2400 to a 14.4 from a CGA to an EGA and from DOS 2.1 to 5.0 ALL FREE
<medic> and do these "real" people still use a UNIVAC?
<Kimmay> whats that?
<medic> your next upgrade.
#296560
<+triBe> (URL to a SourceForge project)
<@whfsdude> Worksafe?
<+triBe> is sourceforge ever not worksafe?
<+aegis> if you work for MS
Comment: irc.mozor.net #mozor
#33060
* penut has joined #unbound
* ChanServ sets mode: +o penut
<Recon> wb penut
* Mayseth licks penut
* Dweller refrains from calling mayseth a nutlicker
<Recon> LOL
<Mayseth> I!
<Mayseth> HATE!
<Mayseth> YOU!
#7138
<Prior_Tuck> We had a real Pron king at eaton though. He wad a 30 gig HD full of pron. He requests a new Hard Drive. We suspected he was downloading. He refused to give us his PC, but we insisted to take it...to install the new drive. I took his ten times embedded folder and clicked delete. Put the harddrive in my PC and gave hi his PC back. I told him his cache was full. hes got plenty of room
#51619
eefstr_12: theres no fresh water where I am, we have them delivered
sze_mai: here's what you do
sze_mai: feed a couple of monkeys salt and follow them
sze_mai: you'll find a water source for sure
eefstr_12: one question, where do I get monkeys
sze_mai: dunno, I'm an expert in water, not monkeys.