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#35800
TheAntiCrust: WTF is an installshield??? To defend me vs. the install dragon?
#22076
<@Xin> stfu loxley. go back to denmark!
<@Xin> fake swede cunt!
<@loxley> Xin: okay .fi wannabe
<@Xin> OMFG
<@Xin> THAT WAS LOW
#138027
Ganon: That magnet in the finger idea sounded really awesome, minus the idea of getting some sort of poisoning from the rare-earth metals
Gayo: oh oh dude
Gayo: What if you were a woman and you had MAGNETIC BREAST IMPLANTS.
Katt: I guess that would make you really attractive
Ganon: ...
#2179
<Son-Doobi> i've been thinking man
<Son-Doobi> today is 10 11 01
<Son-Doobi> thats binary shit
<Son-Doobi> we living in the binary age
#305330
<Hadley> PONY WANNA SEE MY DICK
<Pony> no, hadley. I am strictly in the vagina business
<Hadley> Pony: you should consider expanding your market! i have some brochures about the penis market, if you'd like
<Pony> why have more penis if you already have one yourself
<Pony> it's like buying a second iphone. it's pointless and not usefull
<Hadley> Pony: like the iphone, a penis lacks multitasking, which is where investing in multiples comes in handy
<Pony> then it's still overkill, hadley. the second one should be an ipad or ipod in that case
<Hadley> Pony: so... if i get the analogy correctly... you're only interested in a penis if it's twice as big as your current one?
<Pony> yes
<Hadley> THEN HAVE I GOT GREAT NEWS FOR YOU
#1520
<studmuffn> one day i will find a way to implant annoying songs in other peoples heads
<studmuffn> it will be my supervillian power
#14967
<[Ht]Fro> Here in canada we have a special program to deal with the homeless...it's called winter
#4173
<johnnybad> nice guys finish last
<ScottO> isnt that what women want anyway? the guy to finish last?
#26326
<thumbtack> fucking fathers day
<thumbtack> THANKS DAD FOR CREATING ME, I LOVE WORKING ALL THE FUCKING TIME and LIFE IS SO PRECIOUS
Comment: #lost
#11141
<mjvh> stupid loose ethernet connection.
<Turbonutter> ducktape
<Turbonutter> ducktape is the answer to all life's problems
<Turbonutter> like beer. except ducktape rarely causes them in the first place.
<zx64> ducktape is merely a physical manifestation of regexps
<Turbonutter> it can do anything but is a pain in the arse to use?
#31235
<Kaelic> Broadband, although more expensive than dial-up, is actually saving me money through excessive piracy.
#38015
<Jaime> this asshole pops up on my msn and he's like
<Jaime> "I hate Indians...they never use smilies, just metaphors and shit"
<Jaime> and I was like...what?
<Jaime> and he's like I'm writing a book report and I have to find a smilie
<Jaime> and I go...why would a book have a smilie?
<Jaime> and then he goes...can you read? I said simile (which he did when I re-read it)
#13720
<Flirbnic> 26% of final doom has been... bought.
#29880
<timovgod> I was in a rape awarness class once, well... my picture was.
#33380
<CapnWacky> Y'know how much exp I had to collect to be a LVL 43 pervert/LVL 12 Fag???
<CapnWacky> A lot, a fucking lot
Comment: #ehentai
#30402
<@burzzzzzz> i must be drunk
<@burzzzzzz> i wanted to know what time it was
<@burzzzzzz> and to check if my arm pits smells
<@burzzzzzz> so i sniffed my watch and looked at my arm pit
#24214
<keith_escalade> I got a computer for my wife, and it was a good trade.
#8837
<Ez> School books are fun to sell.
<Ez> and will be forever
<Vazagi> Isn't sort of like selling crack? Rots the mind and so on...
#3213
*** devolve (corruptor@203-96-106-108.dialup.xtra.co.nz) has joined
<devolve> what is the name of the sexual activity where you put a tube up each others ass and pass shit between it
<aNuBiS-> devolve: Looking for something to do on a Saturday night in New Zealand?
#15177
[Mills] these new headphones of mie with a lead nearly got me in the shit last night, was watching some porn at about 3 am at pretty high volume and I got up and walked away, the speaker crashed down on the floor but thankfully the headphone jack didnt come out :)
#361
<Erik_N> Everyone has a dark secrets... some ppl are killers, some ppl are homo.. I use mac
#35719
<menno> damnit
<menno> nvidia mousemat broke my table :(
<DEATH> wtf?
<menno> yeah, it was one of those selfsucking mousemats
<menno> when I tried to pull it off it took half of the table with it
#55467
<Reapersou> Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad hes never cried though, because Chuck Norris is great.
<Workdug> Reapersou: welcome to 3 months ago
<Rjx``> srsly
<Rjx``> well, saying chuck norris facts are old
<Rjx``> got old
<Rjx``> that's how old the facts are
<Reapersou> Well, I am on 56k.
Comment: #geekissues
#60114
lowbacca1977: clearly, dating is a very odd thing
TwoTone Strauss: yeah. here's hoping i never have to be a part of it
lowbacca1977: never be a part of dating? going the mail-order bride route?
lowbacca1977: cuz i've got a 2 for 1 coupon if you're interested
TwoTone Strauss: no, i just hope to ....
TwoTone Strauss: uh
TwoTone Strauss: yeah, im not gonna talk to you anymore tonight
#70213
<JamesF1> I was sat in a lecture today at Uni, and I saw drawn on the desk:
<JamesF1> "I graduate in 6 weeks, and I'm still immature enough to draw on desks"
<cmad> rofl!
Comment: The joys of Cardiff University...