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#297412
<shawnz> how come every emulator has dozens of advanced image scaling algorithms
<shawnz> but every image editing app has two or three
<&dt> because everyone wants mario bigger
<&dt> but not pictures of you
#9185
<helminthes> i had a vision today of an infomercial where someone goes, "only 29.99??!" and shoots himself
#58806
<~knuck> Faptime.
<~knuck> I came. (20mins 15secs)
<~knuck> knuck's fap count for 2006: 137 times. Last came 41secs ago. Total faptime: 2days 3hrs 17mins 53secs. Average faptime: 22mins 28secs. 1.199546 faps/day.
<Zem> sometimes I hate my capacity for visual speculation
#34147
<MrMiyagi> the older you get, the better you get
<tharaka> not if youre a banana
#25569
<aichpvee> kiger: what was best back in the day in uo was roleplaying a prostitute
<Kiger> lol
<Kiger> you did that aich?
<aichpvee> yeah, i ran the "Streakers' Guild of Britannia"
<aichpvee> ran around nekkid and used bow command to give head for money
#50274
<Shivra-Aphoditie> I don't want 2 sit here and be insulted!
<Vredig> Then the internet probably isn't for you.
#14289
* eMeow-v2 fiddles with his r00t
<Apollo-> Can you fiddle with my r00t too? I like it when people play with my root
<eMeow-v2> Apollo-: you want "girlfriend". STFW.
<Apollo-> haha
<Apollo-> No, if I had a "girlfriend", "wife" would STFW for "unsolvable murder"
#152657
<mfg2> rob's no fucking coder
<mfg2> i've seen his keyboard as there's not a speck of dirt on his [ ] keys
#297245
<MulleDK19> How would I do arctan without a calc?
<HiLander> first, dim the lights
<engimo> put on some barry manilow
<HiLander> pour two glasses of red wine
<engimo> light some candles maybe
<HiLander> and then.. wait for the magic to begin
<engimo> yeh
Comment: #math on freenode
#7356
<zeitgeist> bobs car is now known as scomobile :)
<lsd> hehehe
<lsd> does that make bob 'scoman'?
<lsd> nananananananana
<lsd> SCOMAN!
<zeitgeist> lol
<lsd> quick scoman! into the scomobole!
<zeitgeist> holy floating point exception errors scoman!
#40913
<%Lost> I want to apply for ircops =x
<@Tenor> i want to apply for a night with Lost's mom
<@coppercore> rofl
<%Lost> want her number?
<%Lost> ill give you the cell
<%Lost> we can use some extra money
Comment: #tenor on irc.gamesaloon.net
#484
"A lot of people wonder how you know you're in love. Just ask yourself this
one question: "Would I mind being financially destroyed by this person?"
- Ronnie Shakes
#44914
<SeaQaeS> hey!
<SeaQaeS> you guys wanne hear something cool?
<SeaQaeS> I've got a telepatic connection with my PC...
<SeaQaeS> My computer is in my room
<SeaQaeS> when I go downstairs to lay on the coutch and watch some tele.. I often
<SeaQaeS> get the feeling I have to go upstairs again (after 15 in or 2 hours or something)
<SeaQaeS> And when I go look at my screen, someone is talking to me on MSN
<SeaQaeS> so my computer is telling me telepaticly that someone is talking to me
<SeaQaeS> nice of him isnt?
<SeaQaeS> its true
<SeaQaeS> hmm.. now its telling me that noone gives a shit
#25122
<|Phreak|> Mind2: do you know of anything to benchmark/stresstest an ftpd?
<PsychoOne> phreak: make a post to slashdot telling them you have naked pictures of richard stallman
<Mind2> you don't want naked pics of stallman.
<Mind2> the nutbag of a nutbag is not recommended viewing.
#28469
<jerico> Startship troopers is my favorite movie. I think I know every line. It would be sick if they made a game for it.
<darksage> You must be the anti-christ, we've been waiting for you.
#300532
<denz> experience says, a as2100 fits in the trunk of an audi a6 sedan
<jbenedetto> tnet2: dont be a pussy. just get a tow hitch and hook it up to the back of your car
<jbenedetto> :P
<LordNUniv> yeah, wear those piddly casters raw with some real road hauling
<LordNUniv> think of the looks you'll get driving on the highway with some huge server tied to the back of your car and being dragged along
<jbenedetto> hell yeah
<jbenedetto> people will know you mean goddamn business then
<jbenedetto> SRS E-BUSINESS
<LordNUniv> bonus points if something is dragging on the road and making sparks
Comment: Freenode, #classiccmp
#302661
<Mango> Duck.
<Mango> s/D/F/
<chanbot> Mango meant: (Censored).
* chanbot was kicked from #depot by chanbot: No swearing.
<Mango> :D
#2923
<michael-> shut up
<michael-> i sucked a lot of cock to get where i am today
<kisama> heh
<kisama> at least you got to suck cock and not be ass raped like the rest of us
#50647
<Eonwe> the moon tonight is gorgeous
<Smeghead> Thank you. I just had it waxed.
<JoeK> Oh my god, yes it is
<JoeK> red-orange
<Smeghead> Well, there was some irritation...
* Jessity goes to look
* Smeghead drops trou
#41041
* +Rabbitoh pokes and feels his index finger sink into kc's leg
<+kc8501> oooooh Rabbitoh!
<+Rabbitoh> :D
<+kc8501> HEY that's not my leg!
<+Rabbitoh> that's not my finger
#105156
<Kefka> Okay seriously
<Kefka> wHAT
<Kefka> Is the point
<Kefka> Of this ignore systsem
<Kefka> -02:57.54- You are currently ignoring <Jouva> and <Jouva> tried to send you a PM: <Jouva> This is a test of the emergency furry system.
#8018
<syncretic> whats the best program for capping tv
<JtHM> Handgun v2.4b
#19471
[ethix] the card i got my mom for christmas says
[ethix] "christmas is like constipation" you aint getting shit
#13621
<Mort-Hog> Is 'clenches' spelt right?
<Flirbnic> No, it's 'headphones'.
#387
<deft-> i always type /dick instead of /nick on accident =