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#220553
Grim: I'm gonna go shower though
Grim: I'll be back later
Dexi: wtf? since when do you shower!?
Grim: shut up! it's the 30th
Grim: that's always when I do it
#30517
<DWildstar> ARRRCH
<DWildstar> i told a guy at work where to find a password for a server so he finds it then fucking privmsg's it to me on irc "is this it?"
#33836
<eslice_> does anyone know anything about tiles
<eslice_> i'm trying to reapply the grout
<jonathans> they're cold
<jonathans> and when i put my balls on them, they're really cold.
<eslice_> thanks! that's all i needed
<jonathans> try putting the grout on your balls. i dont know.
<eslice_> fuck this
#50042
Jeff: I didnt know how to do a problem
Jeff: so I drew a giant pacman and wrote "pacman sez math is hard"
Jeff: teacher just wrote "Spelling -1"
Comment: #aim
#28825
<Random-Guy> Hello? Is anyone there? I did it! I'm the last #finalfighter alive! *Spills his hand lotion* That...that's not fair. There was time now!
#138821
<Jacois> I remember before the internet when I used to get turned on by a cleavage. Now it takes 2 girls and a cup.
#28712
<_Zippo_> Oh what the fuck. WHAT THE FUCK. Now my mother is saying "Leet". I have had an adverse effect on her sanity.
#1936
<fimmtiu> asylum, then your disk is full. *shrug* Wield rm -f wildly.
<asylum_> fimmtiu. yeah right dude.
<DemoN> rm -f is too slow. newfs.
<rudefix> hell, i just prefer to take the disk out and lick it!
#231855
<sara> FUCK I THINK I BURNED
<sara> WELCOME TO FACEBOOK
<sara> INTO MY SCREEN
#41178
<True> do you think that whether or not you jackoff affects your life
<eyecu> of course
<eyecu> think about all the ugly girls you might have had sex with
<eyecu> if you hadnt jacked off first
<True> that's such a good point
Comment: #tribalwar irc.dynamix.net
#301252
<@snow_> i think i could have definitely stolen this chick from her loser boyfriend
<@snow_> but i fucked up
<@snow_> tried to call her fat
<@snow_> so she would come work out w/ me
<@snow_> that backfired hard
Comment: #geekissues
#8863
<Bikky> I've been staring at fserves so long I don't know whether I need a shit or a haircut
#310983
<luper> we forced this one guy with a long-ass beard to wear a beard net because his beard DID get caught in a server rack
#49662
adthelad: when Mario Kart DS comes out
adthelad: i'm going to draw a cock on my car
adthelad: DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING, DID YOU NINTENDO
#7571
<foop> leif is having a party?
<ross_> yeah
<foop> does he know that he's having a party?
<Chieze> of course not
<ross_> he will when the donkeys and cocaine show up
#1584
<Godzi||a> I would suck my own dick too if I could.
<Chrononaut> "you're only gay if you swallow"
<Invictus[A]> you're a fag for even thinkin' about it
#714
<Hatter> I know it's up for me!
<Hatter> take it etherman!~
<notgoth> if you steal my sunshine!
<Hatter> I SAID etherman
* notgoth steals etherman's sunshine :D
<EtherMan> :(
* EtherMan no sunshine
<notgoth> fine, you can have it back :D
* EtherMan sunshine!
<Hatter> Alright, now that's just gay.
#113480
<emma> I have a job where I interact with humans a lot. It's one of the things about IRC I like. It's a great escape from the fake daily rituals.
<emma> It's like curling up with a cozy book that talks back to you.
<HiLander> a book with terrible spelling and grammar
#919
<CanuckGod> I make my mustaches from eD's pubes
<HiroHiro> eD finally got pubes?
#25603
<Darth-Phenom> I remember in third grade I was taught that it's sinful to erase the word "God". But now I backspace "god" when I want to type "good" so frequently I'm obviously going to Hell.
#41841
(+achy) one of my mates is doing a psychology course
(+achy) shes studying stuff on drug dependancies
(+achy) anyway her textbook has 12 signs of being an alcoholic, and if you fit 10 out of 12 you are definitely an alcoholic
(@fourex) how many do you fit?
(+achy) my girls and I fit all 12 perfectly
Comment: #bc on irc.uq.edu.au
#43586
<HauntedUnix> Don't mention milking in my presence, had a rather unusual meeting yesterday with someone..
<Dave2|Laptop> HauntedUnix, milking?
<HauntedUnix> Dave2|Laptop: Do you honestly want me to explain?
<Dave2|Laptop> yes
<HauntedUnix> As a Prefect, I get the amazing fun to go visit primary schools, for the whole.. Year 7 introduction thing. One of the year 4s came up to me and said.. "The teacher is a cow.. we milk her boobies"
<Ebola> HauntedUnix: Did he explain the milkng process? :P
<HauntedUnix> Ebola: I said "That's nice.." and ran away
#60986
<itai> found a bug in the english wiki site :|
<Angela> what's the problem?
<itai> can't tell :x
<Gentgeen> that makes it hard to fix
<Angela> itai: could you explain where the bug is?
<itai> the site isn't secured
<JeLuF> secured?
<itai> yes
<itai> un protected
<Angela> anyone can edit it?
<itai> yes
Comment: irc.freenode.net #wikipedia
#55926
<eTombotron> i mean, i hope you realize what's going on here.
<SquidDNA> what's going on here, eTom?
<eTombotron> i'm not sure.
#300724
<Shey>Hey John,some confused lady called the helpdesk that they've closed the nursery two hours ago or so,and if you are gonna pick up your daughter...
<John>Holy shit!
-!- John has quit
-!- Michael has quit
-!- Nobody has quit
-!- MoneyMaschine has quit
-!- Server has quit
-!- fightbot has quit
-!- Nobody has joined #techsupper
<Nobody>Shey,send us some network guys, John tripped over the switch cable and pulled the socket from the wall.