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#7079
<DocWebstr> Okay... a couple of things before I very literally go pass out....
<Mycroft> If it's about Soylent Green, we already know. :)
#162336
<aq> are you using Adium still?
<ChrisKite> When I use OS X
<ChrisKite> but right now OS X is wiped from my iMac
<ChrisKite> lol
<ChrisKite> I just have XP
<aq> :|
<aq> That's like an exorcism gone wrong!
<aq> It's like you tried to cast out the demons, but accidentally cast out the soul instead...
#9329
<@PakiSpice> missy elliot bothers me
<fromtheashes> that video where she wore a garbage bag scared the bejesus outta me
<fromtheashes> im a supa fly, supa dupa fly
<@PakiSpice> yea
<@PakiSpice> i think it left me somewhat scarred
<fromtheashes> why don't you supa dupa fly your fat ass out of a 4th story window
<fromtheashes> and stop giving me nightmares
#78919
<SpannerGO0> HEY BICTHES
*** SpannerGO0 was kicked by sam88 (don't be a douche)
<BicThes> he was talking to me i think
<sam88> whoops
#7835
ð Zibblsnrt waaahs. Freezing rain warnings still
<rob`> that's gotta suck :P
<Prophet4> it looks kinda cool though, with a layer of ice all over everything
<Zibblsnrt> it sucks more after two days, when trees start collapsing
<rob`> hey, the daffodils are sprouting.
<Zibblsnrt> don't make me mail you a bomb in a container of Agent Orange
#36334
<Rjx> perl code is incredibly hard to read
<Moot> Rjx: only if its written well
#103222
<TheRothschild> I can imagine a woman going to a female prostitute. "ohh yess. Listen to me. Ohhh. Listen more! Liusten more! oooohhh. Empathize!!!!!!!!"
#16210
<clue> someone tell me where i can bionicsix cartoons
<ToOnMaN> i could but then i would have to kill u
<clue> can i at least watch one episode before i die then?
#2436
<erhan> how are you yourself?
<mcarp> erhan: other than being pussyless, dumb, tired, broke and addicted to nicotine....im FINE
#33080
<@Noggie> Michael Jackson - supports President Bush's 'leave no child behind' program
#26312
<IgWannA> why do scots wear kilts? ..... because sheep have gotten used to the sound of a zipper
#20210
<@Spazz> http://www.googlefight.com/cgi-bin/compare.pl?q1=Bush&q2=Gore&B1=Make+a+fight%21&compare=1&langue=us
<@Spazz> Bush wins the popular vote.
<+roman> ..
<+roman> This is the internet.
<+roman> You expected BUSH to lose?
#35122
<Defiled> ok.. im 21 and female, im also bisexual.. but the bad thing is that since i was about 13 (when i discovered the internet) i love looking at porn, especially really disgusting things like animals and incest and masterbate to it using objects from around the house. i also used to let my dog lick between my legs. i feel disgusted that i enjoy things like this.. no one knows about it and i would die if anyone i knew found ou
<Defiled> I have to find out the address!
Comment: #geekissues (pasted entry is from grouphug.us)
#126796
<simonova> so, supposing I wanted to show you guys the program I wrote, what's the best way to go about that?
<ubajas> Kill the president and clutch a printout of the program in your hands, as you're brought down by security guards.
Comment: #perl
#28800
<gixxerca> Read Romans 1:26-32 to learn more about same sex relationships.
<DNAspark99> ummmm, no. fuck that. go out an be GAY yourself, if you REALLY want to learn more about same-sex relationships.
<gixxerca> Please spare 2 minutes of reading to learn the truth?
<DNAspark99> "truth" found in the bible?
#295355
NewClear4: did you win the argument?
ccmods: From the perspective that I was correct, yes. From the perspective that arguing with a 13 year old kid whose voice was cracking, no.
#25168
<CrackZ> I'm gonna be getting a new boss soon too
<CrackZ> its a power hungry female
<CrackZ> ya know the type
<CrackZ> her 'can do' profile is going to clash with my 'can't be arsed' profile
#52790
dusty whats the medical term for an asshole?
teh_moth president of the united states
Comment: #Love_and_nature on irc.aau.cx
#13406
<@AJ-> [-amp-]: My girl might be, erm, uh, you know
<@[-amp-]> a man?
#300732
<+Jason_Voorhees> was chatting with a chick on dalnet..wouldnt send me a pic
<+Jason_Voorhees> so i asked her what she likes to do for fun
<+Jason_Voorhees> and she replied eat ice cream
Comment: #iwwf on irc.i-wwf.net
#22304
<ChOwShAdY> like i fucked a 14 year old when i was 17
<ChOwShAdY> she was immature as a motherufcker
<@impuritor> dude, that is quite possibly the dumbest thing i've ever heard anyone say in my entire life
<@impuritor> that's like saying
<@impuritor> "My car runs like shit when i'm out of gas"
#15680
<PetrDoubt> Geez, I'm going to have to set up a procmail filter to deal with
employee farewell notices.
#18125
<eleven> hitler
<eleven> that fucking jew
#301217
<Tyala> ... So Colonization has this system for educating your non-specialist colonists into specialized ones.
<Tyala> Except this always changes the graphic of the unit to the specialist graphic.
<Tyala> You can put Missionaries in native american tribes to convert some of them, giving you Converted Native units.
<Tyala> ... Then you can educate them in the school... but... this turns their graphic to.. a white man.
<Tyala> .... That's some pretty hardcore conversion there.
<Tyala> I'm pretty sure affirmative action students don't come out of college white.
<Tyala> Even more disturbing, one and only one of the specialist types uses a female for the graphic. So you can also educate their penis away O.o
#14086
<dudeforev> hehe
<dudeforev> my mom said what r u wathing
<dudeforev> i said pohrn
<dudeforev> she said well dont make a mess
<dudeforev> hehe
<[0sec]Hero_Man> hahahahaa
<[0sec]Hero_Man> your mom sounds cool