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#5362
<RvLeshrac> I wonder about stores that get shot up in movies.
<RvLeshrac> What do they say when it's all over with?
<RvLeshrac> "Hello, Mutual Insurance? Yes, I'd like to know if my policy covers gangland shootouts."
#11616
<+situationist> you guys take showers? suckers
#212748
<souphiee>: k
<souphiee>: on the application it says "how long are you planning to work here"
<souphiee>: should i just write "as long as you'll have me"?
<frenchie218>: no
<frenchie218>: write "UNTIL THE RAPTURE"
#39172
<X-G> Yay, I wrote a todo list
<X-G> Now I can procrastinate more efficiently!
#36160
<scorf> enormous penises have bigger holes, allowing for a greater number of demons to gain entrance, which is why black men commit so much crime
<rpop> demons enter through the penis!?
<scorf> it would appear so, from this thing I read on the internet which is true!
<rpop> not even 7 am and I've been enlightened already!
#5543
<andy> moo spelled backwards is moo
<andy> no wait
#1122
(pervert_) i wear a shirt that says "I'm gay - it's contageous"
(pervert_) not cuz im gay
(pervert_) it's so i don't get jacked
(pervert_) wait....that sounds bad
#28673
<cae> i wonder what sales calls will be like with video phones
<DarthBong> at least then you'll be able to flip them off
<DarthBong> or hang up a porn picture over the camera
<cae> hehe...print out goatse.cx pictures and flash them to unsuspecting sales people
<DarthBong> hehe
<keetz> hahaha
<DarthBong> "hang on a sec, i can't remember where I left my credit card.... Oh, i left it in.. (goatse.cx guy) HERE"
#6058
<Guyver3> ive found, that dreaming that you get shot in the chest, twice, by an assassin that looks like Odo, in the back of car, and
feeling your heart slow down to almost nothing, leaves a really acidic taste in your mouth when you wake up
<a_0001> then don't dream that
<Guyver3> i didnt say that i disliked the acidic taste
#18659
*** mellly (mellly@190warp179.newtel.com) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
*** mellly (mellly@190warp179.newtel.com) has joined #newfoundland
<melly> if i ever find out who 'peer' is i'm gonna destroy 'em for ALWAYS reseting my connection
#21364
<wormie> go to a junk yard
<wormie> get an old car that runs
<wormie> give the fat guy workin there 20 bucks for it
<wormie> drive it into the store as deep in as you can
<wormie> hop out
<wormie> and when everyones running away
<ubergamer> LOL
<wormie> go grab a cd key :)
#8251
<AnneRobinson^> Do Canadians really like fart jokes for entertainment???
<shagman> fart jokes rock
<shagman> take this classic canadian joke for example
* shagman farts on IEatChildren
#10475
*** hep transubstantiated into SUPERMEGAHYPERKITTEN
*** SUPERMEGAHYPERKITTEN transubstantiated into SUPERMEGAPANTSLESSKITTEN
*** Starscream (eric@dis.gruntle.org) has joined channel #insub
<Starscream> hi.
<Starscream> i came in because hep has no pants.
#5985
<Foggi> french are good for 2 things
<Foggi> art
<Foggi> and surrendering
#44889
<chevell> not to sound bigoted, but racist jokes are hilarious
<crudesunlight> Agreed.
<chevell> i wonder why there aren't any caucasian jokes?
<crudesunlight> You white boys don't need any help looking stupid.
#6458
<^erica^> god, why dont you apear infront of me when i pray?
<GodFu> because i like to watch
#3076
<foolsCAP> how much is an abortion? i want to get my girlfriend a gift certificate for one for valentines day
#851
<BlackDeTh> this girl was taking e for the first time.. so i knew what i had to do.. i made it a night she'll remember. (and me too :D
<lux> she'll remember it as rape at the trial and you'll remember it as consentual
#36290
<GD> Florida Law: You may not kiss your wife's breasts.
<Jhaelyrr> Florida sucks.
Comment: #stratics
#2683
<PolestaR> nah you can survive short periods
<PolestaR> in space
<PolestaR> but its cold isnt it aswell
<PolestaR> I donno for sure
#8457
<thrase> i hate programming
<thrase> why couldn't i be a rock star
<undrewb> cause you have the charisma of a programmer
* Mandi chortles
<undrewb> and the programming skills of a rockstar :)
#6576
<NMO> Instuructions to format: rip out hard drive, tie to back of car, drive on shit road, harddrive gone
#301381
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: supb. asl?
Stranger: 28/m/haiti
You: so what's shakin?
Stranger: FUCK YOU!
Stranger: YOU FUCKIGN ASSHOLE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Comment: Omegle
#16108
<goferdude> What's "hockey"?
<zamros> REALLY YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT HOCKEY IS?
<Funk> It's like boxing, except it's on ice and there are teams
#25151
<phatmike> wtf
<phatmike> i dont drink that much
<phatmike> wow
<phatmike> this coffee tastes weird
<phatmike> without the whiskey in it