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#214645
<+SnappleMan> only pussies fight
<+SnappleMan> it takes a real man to passionately kiss another
<+SnappleMan> and remain straight
Comment: #OCRemix on ETG
#162955
<@Faustus> The combination of a barbiturate induction agent and a nondepolarizing paralytic agent is used in thousands of anaesthetics every day. Supporters of the death penalty argue that unless anesthesiologists have been wrong for the last 40 years, the use of pentothal and pancuronium is safe and effective
<@Faustus> how the fuck is lethal injection safe?
#247109
<@Skittles_Goddess> it takes some guts to be the small penis guy
<@teejay> you have no idea
<@teejay> oh shit
#6180
<effAce> man that one stank
<mgriffin> No manual entry for that
<mgriffin> No manual entry for one
<mgriffin> No manual entry for stank
#12104
<icas0r> somsone do a stats on decoded
<icas0r> i think he a fed =[
<rightie> nah feds only have Netzero for their isp
<rightie> they cut back on funding
#303566
lollz> And what did babys drink before people discovered cows?
Aeon> they drank there moms milk
lollz> Yeh but where did they get the milk
Aeon> omg
CoJaBo> ...
CoJaBo> !wp breast feeding
AmiBot> Breastfeeding is the feeding of an infant or young child with milk from a woman's breasts.
lollz> wtf milk comes from boobs?
CoJaBo> LOL
Aeon> wow u srsly didnt kno that?
lollz> EWW! MILk comes from cow boobs!
Comment: Milk Day, 2008
#22326
<Omnipolex> how many years of experience have you had with young rape ntfs
<ntfs0> young rape? i started when your mother was just a little girl
<Omnipolex> wtf
<Omnipolex> oh
<Omnipolex> shit
<Omnipolex> no i meant 3d rendering
<ntfs0> wtf
<sy> hahah
<sy> bash.org
<ntfs0> how do you mistake 3d rendering for young rape
#14130
* fuzzy-lumpkinz was kicked by Soul|Reaver (Soul|Reaver)
<eX|remix-> soul why u ban fuzzy?
<eX|remix-> he has a hot sister
#1610
<watashi-x> Oh my God! Are you attemping to DoS me?
<Polymer> WTF are you talking about dumb ass
<Polymer> I can't get into your MS-DOS
#42992
[@WhipSmart]: for every story you hear about a dog saving someone's life, there are probably a million where the dog just sat there and watched them die
Comment: Quakenet #funchat
#7278
( Loony-Stud) pretty ass?
( Lev ) possibly....everytime i check i get dizzy from turning and fall down
#135463
<Gekz> If I was going to kill myself, I'd do it in style
<Gekz> like tie a shotgun to a toaster
<Gekz> and when the toast it cooked I get slugged
<Eddi|zuHause2> and have the toaster run netbsd?
#5903
<Gir> Final Fantasy: The Bible Adventure Coming to DVD
<Toen> what the hell is that?
<Gir> hehe
<Toen> "Cecil, deliver baby Moses! Please do not throw him into the water!"
#788
(sonique) i'm sensitive
(sonique) i cry at movies
(sonique) i change clothes 5 times before i go to school
(sonique) i also look at little boys with a glint of danger in my eye
#16926
<@harb> farq: Do I look like the sort of man who'd go and find unsuspecting Japanese schoolgirls in short skirts and white panties and ask them if they want to see my "Cthulu Special"?
< farq> harb: no, but I just got a new .sig
#13110
<OreoTZA> ./ignore #k-rad
<OreoTZA> whoa, i wonder if you can actually do that
<OreoTZA> holdon, I'm gonna try
<OreoTZA> ok, hello?
<OreoTZA> HELLo????
<OreoTZA> anyone seen this?
<OreoTZA> LOL!!!!!! IT FUCKING WORKED
<OreoTZA> holy shit
<Dawgyman> josh
<OreoTZA> SHIT I SEE DAWG, it didn't work
#28743
<WaSp> nice day outside
<WaSp> w00t
<WaSp> spring break soon
<WaSp> doubel w00t
<WaSp> no parents home over spring break
<WaSp> triple w00t
<@HamWork> no poontang over spring break
<@HamWork> lose 3 woots
#32466
! KirikaPhoenix sends a brick packet down the network addressed to the router
[Clockedenegger]: you eThug
Comment: #tekheads (Quakenet)
#306522
skel [~areplogle@xx.xx.xx.xx.lightspeed.wkshwi.sbcglobal.net] has joined #android
Channel topic is: Welcome to the official Android-platform IRC channel! || Root? Modded ROMs? Head to #android-root || App development questions? See #android-dev || Live commit stream #android-firehose
<skel> hi! =]
<skel> ahh I need #android-dev
skel [~areplogle@xx.xx.xx.xx.lightspeed.wkshwi.sbcglobal.net] has left #android
<Riddla> OH MY GOD.
<Riddla> SOMEONE READ THE TOPIC!
<Riddla> \o/
* Riddla pops champagne
Comment: #android freenode
#10361
<AsylumXKP> And it hard to hit on the German chicks thanks to the thick language barrier.
<Erdrick> just pull it out and point to it
#15444
<Mug> ncencence
<Deke> i think you mean unceunceunceunce
<Deke> if you're going to be an unce'ing wanker, at least do it right
<Hiroechan> unce?
<Hiroechan> unf?
<Hiroechan> you aussies have got all sorts of weird noise sounds
<^WaR^Zzz> wtf is unce :)
<Deke> unce is the noise a wog's car makes as it drives past
<Deke> the techno bass beat
<Deke> "unceunceunceunce"
<Deke> nothing like unf
<Hiroechan> heh
<Hiroechan> i was going to suggest: Universal Noise of Cock Eating
<Deke> lmao
#5703
<DAL9000> VB is like fingerpainting.
<Epitaph> except it's not fun.
#13200
<erisynne> he has a ctcp version fetish
<erisynne> he did it to me 7 times
<GreenMtn> did you lose your versionity?
#8943
<Straylight> THIS JUST IN: Never trust your 9 year-old daughter with a babysitter named "Penishead McMurphy"
<Straylight> you cant trust those Micks
#1870
<timmo> id like to make a movie with just different ways of [John Travolta] dying