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#50582
<zuri> They sell older versions of their antivirus in Spanish, that's why I use the one in English (well, it's not even for me, it's for my mom, I use Linux)
<stilist> sure you use linux... that's like saying you're buying a dildo `for a friend' ;)
#299678
<m4tt> lol, still up huh?
<jm7316> There's porn to be watched, and damnit, someone has to do it
<m4tt> that is mighty selfless of you
<jm7316> I do what I can for humanity.
<m4tt> im not sure where we'd be without you
<jm7316> Overflowing with unindexed, unmetatagged, uncategorized pornography.
#27945
<MRAmes> In some lanuages I have used, a symbol like a circumflex ^ over the letter indicates a glottal stop.
[Eliezer] thus, "x-guh-2" means "x squared"
[Eliezer] (that was a joke)
<Gordon> really? I thought that jokes were funny.
#30279
<Mike> i hate mondays
<Mike> so much stress
<Mike> and no matter how early I start, I am ALWAYS still workign on it at the last minute
<Mike> I need a beer
<@Galadriel> man you sound like me
<@Galadriel> lol
<Mike> I need a cigarette
<@Galadriel> relax
<Mike> I need sex
<@Galadriel> :x
<Mike> especially that last one
* @Galadriel hides
#159367
<SgnaTriste> I used to give the entries in my Thunderbird address book nicknames like "smartass", "deadhead" or "nincompoop" until I noticed that they're sent along in the TO-header.
#31336
<everwicked> bleeeehhh
<everwicked> I just got this pr0n and it get so fucking gay
<everwicked> there's two chicks, one with strap on
<everwicked> they fuck each other
<everwicked> then a guy pops in and fucks the one with the strap on
* Parts: Geeck
<everwicked> and then she goes "it's my turn now"
<everwicked> ewww
<everwicked> I even scared Geeck off
<wildboar> so she strap-ons the dude?
<everwicked> yah man
<everwicked> disgusting
<wildboar> shoulda just left it with the 2 chix
<everwicked> YES!
<everwicked> definitely
<everwicked> im scared to watch the rest now
<wildboar> yeah watch the doorbell ring and there's a huge german shepard there
<wildboar> and the chick is all omgyes now its ur turn!!
<everwicked> ^_^
#4383
<Real> I found a hooker with a heart of gold. I TORE IT OUT AND MELTED IT DOWN FOR DRUG MONEY!
#16773
<loser> http://www.goatse.cx
<loser> hahaha lol lol lol
<loser> you looked didn't you? HAHAHAHA
<bane> who gave you your name? your mom?
<bane> whoeva gave it to you, congratulate them for me will you?
<bane> it's appropiate
#6674
*** Now talking in #tZrhj26trDS4yurgrCNR4eyd
*** Topic is 'The Only Channel With A Name Created By Head-Butting The Keyboard'
#40901
* sanjay has joined #hack
<sanjay> im very much in love with a girl since past 6 yrs ..it was all going fine
<riddler> oh hell no
<riddler> don't make me DoS you, boy
<sanjay> but recently i have started feeling that she is now changing .. and trying to ignore me
<sanjay> i think she has someone else now in her life .. im still very much in love with her
<sanjay> can anyone hack her email id for me .. i just wana check her emails ..
<riddler> I'm SO banning everyone when i get ops back
#45023
s T a R lI n E j: Sauron is a giant flaming eyeball... can he see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
#30861
<madsic> I used to give my cell phone #
<madsic> when I took channels
<madsic> topic "wanna cry? call 514-XXX-XXXX"
<madsic> people would call
<madsic> and like
<madsic> Ive been working on this channel for years
<madsic> you are ruining it
<mp`> hahahahhahahhahaha
#307000
< Cyber> When I'm on call I always feel the need to drink
< Cyber> A LOT
#44998
<@Josho> can't believe i fit so much shit in the dishwasher
<@Josho> tetris skills paying off
#8077
<z_evil1> does _anyone_ on IRC update the topic field of a channel to suit the actual topic of conversation?
*** Madeleine changes topic to 'fuck all, as usual'
<Madeleine> set that to keeptopic, forever
#11956
<susan> haloooooo
<Phuser> susan
<Phuser> now theres a soon to be guest nick if i ever saw one
*** susan is now known as Guest70397
#235
<noss> wank in a thunder storm, it will make you feel like Thor
#304949
<dd7> lol i went to a furry role-playing chat once
<dd7> an op hushed me because two lesbians were going at it
<dd7> so i said "type 1 if you're getting off on this"
<dd7> and the entire channel was flooded with numbers
#1048
<DooD> <31hp 102m 60mv> You start fighting A mouse.
<DooD> A mouse ducks to the ground, narrowly avoiding your strike!
<DooD> A mouse skillfully dodges your assault.
<DooD> A mouse is in excellent condition.
<DooD> <31hp 102m 60mv>
<DooD> A mouse strikes you with terminal brutality!
<DooD> You are stunned, but will probably recover.
<DooD> wtf was that
<timmo> well
<timmo> a mouse whooped your ass
#19925
<Rodent> What? No pr0n on /.? What the hell is that site popular for?!
#40955
<@Goremageddon> i use to fuck up alot when i started
<@Goremageddon> i gave a hot water enema to a 60 year old patient once
<@Goremageddon> and i didnt watch out
<@Goremageddon> so she shat all over me
<@Goremageddon> that fucking sucked
Comment: #blackdeath-cult
#115
<BlackDeth> i like stalked this girl sorta :D
<BlackDeth> like once she asked me for a ride home from work
<BlackDeth> and i took her home... i dropped her off at her house
<BlackDeth> and shes like... wait a minute..how did you know where i lived?
#46474
<fr_gment> Right-wing, fundamentalist Christian religious groups are proponents of teaching abstinence over contraception in schools, correct?
<autrereine> Correct.
<fr_gment> Abstinence didn't save the Virgin Mary!
#3658
* auslandr pokes lint in the eye
<EigenLint> no poking.
* auslandr stabs lint in the eye
<auslandr> better?
#19405
<|Omen|> "Perl in a Nutshell 2nd Edition", 738 pages
<|Omen|> What the fuck kinda nutshell is that? Coconut?