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#27265
(@Mc-Taz) anyone know this IP? 206.204.10.200
(@Mc-Taz) i should hack the hacker trying to hack me
(+Tempus) omg dude, your a dumbass taz
(+Tempus) * Resolved 206.204.10.200 to security.symantec.com
#17944
<Jarp> i am 19 years old
<Jarp> the big 2.0, if ya add up the numerals
#22140
<seg2> irony is calling yourself a genius and misspelling it.
#303682
<Rorschach> crispy is studying criminal justice. Just like all the strippers
<Crispy`> Rorschach: Great talking point when I need to get laid.
<Crispy`> We can role-play too
<Rorschach> haha
<Crispy`> We'll both be Detectives and we can try to solve the Case of the Missing Virginity.
<@AnthraX101> Just be careful you don't turn it into The Case of the Missing Period
<Crispy`> D:
<Crispy`> That'll turn into Case of the Missing Father.
#299680
<TugC> hey anyone want some freshly tested proxies?
<Syn> yes
<TugC> xxxxxxxx.com/xxxxxx
<Xero> i want some too TugC
<Xero> holy
<Xero> fucking
<TugC> i tested all of them today in charon
<Xero> HEY
<TugC> what
<Xero> ONE OF THOSE IS MY SERVERS IP
<Xero> YOU FUCKING FUCK
#18869
<hoho> i wonder where skorn and iceman are
<hoho> i think they both got arrested by the FBI
<prophet> haaa
<NickBlasta> probably
<NickBlasta> jeep must have ratted cause of the 10gb of vids of jeeps mom skorn had
<isajeep> w...t...h?
<NickBlasta> oh hey jeep didnt see you there
<isajeep> *grumble*
#53100
<+Vent> if I ever get drunk and can't get it up in bed I'll tell her erection reset by beer
#16274
<Calrathan> its amazinz;].jhv0z;].jhv0z;].jhv0z;].jhv how a little liquid in the keyboard can screw it up so much
#16253
(neruaL) my mom's computer
(neruaL) just said "hey baby, you've got mail" in some seductive male voice
#4408
<MosServ> Katto: They will keep fighting, they think that dying in battle for their God is the greatest honor. But they also think they'll go to hell if they have pork in their stomach. Solution: Pork bullets.
#298197
< SgtSauce> How come it's so quiet?
< SgtSauce> There's like million peoples on
<@|silicon> you'd be surprised how much duct tape $50 will buy
Comment: #geekissues
#60621
<Knightmare> Well that was obvious.
<Tuborg> ?
<Knightmare> Guy in a cubicle a couple feet away from me stands up and asks aloud if anyone has a Starcraft CD Key.
<Tuborg> Heh.
<Tuborg> I'm guessing he got a good talking to by your manager?
<Knightmare> The floor supervisor told him where to download a no-cd crack.
<Tuborg> Can I fax you my resume?
#137188
< Vertelemming> Either your keyboard is broken, you're drunk, or you're drunk and your keyboard is broken.
< loft306> nuether
#16595
Silent4042: What's another name for child molestation?
SocialistNinja: Divine intervention?
Silent4042: What?
SocialistNinja: That's what my priest tells me.
#9684
<darw> where did they drop the hiroshima bomb?
#297468
<jaska_> A scientist wants to reduce my body temperature to minus 273 degrees Celsius
<jaska_> My wife says it'll kill me, but I think I'll be 0K
#62638
<@mr_white> i think my friend has ADD
<@mr_white> turn up at his house today
<@mr_white> he answers teh door with the left side of his face clean shaved
<@mr_white> and the right side has a beard
<@mr_white> and the chin is just stubble
<@mr_white> turns out he was shaving
<@mr_white> and mid-shave he needs a piss
<@mr_white> so he takes a leak then leaves
<@mr_white> forgets to finish the shave
<t0ks> rofl
<@mr_white> that's not the best part
<@mr_white> when i turned up it was 5pm
<@mr_white> he'd shaved at 11am
<@mr_white> and he'd been out to town etc during this 6 hour gap
#650
<Auspex> how do i decompile a .c in windows?
#73450
<Buck> the MPAA site has an interesting anti piracy blitz going on for Christmas
<Buck> they say that they're protecting users from buying pirated copies of films
<Buck> then they go on to say that you can recognize pirated films by the fact that they're a lot cheaper, out before or while films are still in theatres, are region free and contain no DRM
<Buck> if I wouldn't have pirated before.. the MPAA sure has convinced me to do it now
#32784
<ducklord> that article is too long
<ducklord> as a child of the 90s I demand someone makes a summary of it
<ducklord> preferably containg the words "computer" and "hot chicks"
#16965
<Wee_AL> ah well im prosb gona buy the new RHCP album
<Wee_AL> actully shit ill just borrow it
<Wee_AL> no cash
<DjSatansfury> im probably just gonna have a wank, and listen to myself moan as i cum, 'cause it'll sound the fucking same
#298781
<jasabella> i been using my coco chanel perfume lol
<jimster> o, fancy
<jasabella> ya, i got it for free anyways and i've barely used it
<jasabella> might as well use it rather than let it evaporate away
<FOXX> Actually, the ONLY way to use perfume is to let it evaporate away.
#29933
<PigsCantFly> the best thing about being asian is you can use someone elses ID to get booze
#22719
marty> So, what happened, did you date her? What was she like...
deathcubek> Let me put it this way. She was like an RPG.
marty> I dont get it.
deathcubek> Well... she was long, expensive, and full of monsters.
#300885
<Dave2> I wonder if it's normal for me to frequently swear at, shake my fist at, and give the middle finger to an inanimate object.
<awilcox> Dave2, your penis?