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#6531
<Grumman> I got windows 200pro today.
<shithead1> windows 200? did marcus aurelius use that?
#48515
<dimethyl> ya u guys are sooo much cooler than that other chan/server i chat in
<dimethyl> oops wrong chan
#10509
<Acheron> Don't hpb's brag about their l33t skillz and high ping when
they're winning?
<Xaotika> you think i have 1337 skills? HAHAHAHSAHASHAHAHAFA
<Xaotika> they rest of you just suck :)
#47429
<Ben174> : If they only realized 90% of the overtime they pay me is only cause i like staying here playing with Kazaa when the bandwidth picks up after hours.
<ChrisLMB> : If any of my employees did that they'd be fired instantly.
<Ben174> : Where u work?
<ChrisLMB> : I'm the CTO at LowerMyBills.com
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#20230
<kingmob> i wonder how bad the irritating dork contingent at the matrix is gonna be
<kingmob> and i wonder to what extent i am one
<kingmob> i suppose the best i can hope for is no sysadmins dressed as trinity
#4599
*** tatsumi_oreo is now known as tatsumi\Beatingof\
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#44405
<Anomaly> I have a problem with my printer, can anybody help?
<Anomaly> I was printing out a photograph but the sun and the sky were messed up, they were black and purple
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<Galaxy Mage> Apparantly, your cyan-hole and your yellow-hole are clogged, but your magenta-hole and your black-hole are fine.
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<Galaxy Mage> ...
#27372
(parazite) Legolas did you take your name from lord of the rings?
(@ Legolas) no, I got it from this magazine
(@ Legolas) it was advertising salogel, its a type of lubricant
(@ Legolas) I just did the name backwards and I liked it.......
#58058
<Clipse> J_0(t)
<RuneCaster> ...
<Clipse> that's a function, not a smiley
<RuneCaster> Is that an equation or an emote? -.-
<Clipse> ;p
<RuneCaster> ok just checking
<RuneCaster> For a moment it sort of looked like a "Unimpressed because my left ear and part of my head were bitten off" face
#297762
<_kr4m3r> so many fucking criminals, its bullshit
<foniks`> heh, if we sent all the criminals to some empty continent and just left them there to die
<foniks`> and showed up like 50yrs later like, "sup?"
<foniks`> whatd u think they'd say?
<FoSZoR[bg]> something along the lines of, "G`Day mate"
#308179
<SkyLurker> my ex had four fleshlights
<SkyLurker> I named two of them and he never used those two again :(
* ZachPrime can't afford one of those atm
<SkyLurker> the mouth one was Hungry Mary
<SkyLurker> and the other one was Gaping Gloria
<SkyLurker> sometimes I would make them perform sex acts on each other
<&ZachPrime> ... why are you telling me this? >.>
<SkyLurker> I have been keeping it to myself all these years...
<SkyLurker> I just couldn't keep it a secret anymore
#277318
<dioz> god damn i need to shit
<dioz> woops
<dioz> does anyone else have the constant problem of typing into the wrong terminal?
* azn_jesus wonders what the right terminal for that was
#15769
<jor> NE SXE/F W/P N A/S/L PM ME PLZ IF U R D 1 2 C 4 A BJ KTHX
#33692
<BasSCadeT> man my cat pissed on my bed the other day (this is gross) and i rolled over into it face first
#5314
<McMoo> i think i dislocated my esophagus
<josho-> fix it with everclear
#301939
<@Krillin|Leach> The only thing that should not be downloaded for free is tax preparation software. I trust my Russian hacker/cracker group friends with a lot, but not my real name, social security number, place of employment, and yearly income figures
#303386
<jer> on a side note, love the new iphone headset -- they don't tangle as easily
<jer> s/headset/earbuds\/whatever/
<erica> earbuds == evil evil evil
<jer> erica, three evils? thought just two?
<erica> Left ear, right, sinuses
<atomicbird> if the earbuds hurt your sinuses, you're probably using them wrong
#6909
<AaronSw> To prevent this day from getting worse, I'll just read ERROR as GOOD THING
#60331
<brisbane> I got a knock on my door and as i was expecting a girlfriend I was naked, I opened it and it was two Jehova Witnessees. Needless to say they didnt stay long and never came back.
#825
<PunK> she was a fast machine she kept her penis clean she was the best half woman that I ever seen
#32730
<@Bringa> war3 is much more rewarding.. you need to actually MATCH UP against other real opponents
<@Bringa> you develop some sort of skill
<@Bringa> and measure it with other people
<@Bringa> whereas in Diablo2 it's like penis vs hand
< Nens> lol
<@Bringa> stroke stroke stroke click click oh look I came a Grandfather.
< Nens> multiplayer masterbation is good :p
<@Bringa> Great
<@Bringa> then you get together with others and compare cumstains.
< Nens> lol
<@Bringa> Yeah it's great and all at first
<@Bringa> novelty value
<@Bringa> but once the stink sets in...
#52346
<ryan> i bought a 2 way radio at walmart today
<ryan> and went and sat outside home depot
<ryan> yelling codes over their radios
<ryan> "WE GOT A BLEEDER IN PLUMBING!"
<ryan> "who the hell is this?"
<ryan> "rafiki...."
#73
<ooze> take a hot swedish chick from behind, bend over to her ear. and whisper "i have aids", then try to keep your penis inside of her.
<ooze> thats swedish rodeo.
#44284
<rhyswynne> can you overclock a vibrator?
#130058
<@flamingspinach> lol I haven't printed out my schedule yet since my printer is out of ink
<@flamingspinach> but luckily I only have four classes today
<@flamingspinach> and by some amazing coincidence
<@flamingspinach> the first one's in tutorial room 16
<@flamingspinach> the second one is in lecture theater 9
<@flamingspinach> the third one is in tutorial room 25
<@flamingspinach> and the fourth one is in lecture theater 1
<@flamingspinach> how neat is that
<@flamingspinach> oddly 4351 is also the four-digit extension of the zipcode of my house lmao so this is easy to remember :OOOOOOOOOO
<aperson> flamingspinach I think your university is trying to tell you that you are a square
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