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#201
<iMike> the bible should be rewritten to more common language
<DigDug> yeah, like c++ or perl
<D1> in comic book form
#7452
*** Now talking in #-[TF]-
*** Topic is '*** Denmark has quit Worldcup (Read error: Connection reset by England)'
#185752
CRKD_rat: every time i hear the word joygasm, i think of a man cumming a rainbow.
#22052
<TeePeeJah> fuck , I just gave myz elf a huge paper cut opening a hate letter I sent to myz elf :-(
<TeePeeJah> brb plaster required
#82761
<bebop> watch hentai
<bebop> and take notes
<pingu> i was hospitalized once for trying something i saw in a hentai
#54997
<buu> sex, drugs and lans
<buu> right
<worm> sounds like a documentary
<buu> sounds like fun
<dirt|afk> sex drugs and lans?
<dirt|afk> um... you mean, porn, asthma inhalers and ... lans?
#96138
<Yuri> parents were fighting, went into the bedroom
<Tw1lk1tr1> make up sex
<Yuri> and i'm assuming they fell asleep since this was 40 minutes ago
<Yuri> no
<Yuri> NO
#30447
<Scoth> Olyndar: You coughed on her? How rude
<Olyndar> She liked it.
<Olyndar> She's kinky like that.
* lemming chuckles
<lemming> hmm
<Olyndar> FEEL THE GERMS INVADING YOUR BODY LIKE SO MANY TINY PENISES!
#13063
<hawker> just grab a gun then...
<hawker> end ur misery...
<TomServo> shooting my boss?
<TomServo> good idea
#18846
<aphelion> 'GKZKGJ
<aphelion> OMFG
<aphelion> wt
<Flatline-> aphelion just figured out masterbation
#1489
* NtG puts on his glasses with lenses thicker than the glass on the popemobile
<NtG> the contact lens version is only good if you can fit half a tennis ball in your eye socket
#3421
<DrWoody> One time I was at the store with my friend and there were these underage kids in the porn section they kicked out while we were in there.
<DrWoody> so they gave us their money and we bought porn for them
<L33TKnight> your good deed for the day?
<DrWoody> I like to give back to society.
#18357
<+rm-Symp> im 500 lbs. @ 4'3"
<+TlMMAH> thats like a puddle of fat
<+TlMMAH> you must have grown around your IRC chair
#5661
<@Plaid> Somebody just came out of the bathroom across the hall.... and this undeniable STENCH OF DEATH FOLLOWED THEM OUT.
#103237
<Rachel> Can't move to Texas, I'm not legally female there.
#46477
<Goat> see? Look at how cool it is. That's why i put it as my homepage.
<girl__> Goat: change your nick. "Goatse? Look at how cool it is. That's why i put it as my homepage."
*** "Goat" is now known as "Tub"
<Tub> Girl, I love thee for pointing that out. =)
#29046
<MightyBlueJustice> If Jesus would've been shot to death instead of crucified would christians wear jewelry with firearms on it?
<K-Necrocide> It kinda makes you wish he was assraped to death with a big black cock.
#4356
<teu> I have to admit, when I first suggested anal sex to my girlfriend, she looked at me like I was crazy. I offered to double-wrap, use plenty of AstroGlide, but she was still totally freaked over the idea of it. Then she made a deal with me: If I'd bend over for her strap-on, she'd bend over for me. We take turns taking it up the poop chute, and now we finally feel like our relationship is fully equal
#3473
<Guilty> Oh shit who is watching the Olympics
<Guilty> Gay mans dream
<Guilty> In the ice skating relay thing
<Guilty> The guy going next sticks his ass out and the guy before him (skating up behind him) grabs the guy and grinds into his ass and then pushes
#307584
<SightUnseen> last time i had a dream was the beginning of last year. i dreamed about waking up, eating breakfast, and going to school. then my alarm went off and i woke up, ate breakfast, and went to school. i must have the creativity of a tree stump. :P
#50686
<lude> do you type things just to see your nick scroll up the screen?
#34553
<_Zippo^_> http://www.news.com.au/common/story_page//0,4057,9149147%5E13762,00.html
<_Zippo^_> "She lit it and correctly breathed the smoke in without any adult help," the woman said.
<_Zippo^_> The girl also smokes cigarettes.
<_Zippo^_> :/
<everest> hahaha
<everest> that's so wicked
<everest> it's like some fucked up version of Look Whos Talking
* tharaka (Tharaka@c210-49-185-160.werrb1.vic.optusnet.com.au) has left #geekissues
<_Zippo^_> Look Who's Toking
<everest> HAHA
#7692
<evilmarq> my fingers smell of garlic
<Rawr> Where have you been sticking them?
<evilmarq> up my arse
<Rawr> Your arse smells of garlic?
<evilmarq> yes
<Rawr> Why?
<evilmarq> i put garlic up my ass
#307808
<&o11c> http://qdb.us/305729
<&o11c> A UDP packet walks into a bar and says "I want a beer". The barman charges him twice but doesn't actually give him one.
#311640
<whitequark> i used to work with a guy
<whitequark> who was working on ruby on rails website
<whitequark> in dominican republic
<whitequark> and he was doing it exclusively on a mixture of cocaine and amphetamine
<whitequark> and i had to refactor his code
<whitequark> i literally asked my coworkers to give me an ice pick and an one way ticket to dominican republic as a new year gift
<whitequark> unfortunately they refused