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#62544
<bizzy> hep which wacom tablet should i get
<bizzy> alternately do you have one to give me
<hep> the biggest one
<acidjazz> hep waddya use it for?
<hep> everything
<bizzy> ok so its like dildo shopping
<bizzy> now i got it
Comment: #bantown
#307478
<evelyn> hmm
<evelyn> having two computers playing two instances of the same MMO at once has its social advantages
<evelyn> one being female, i can manipulate men while the other watches to see what they say after i leave
<evelyn> the other being male, i can get the rebound on the female in question who had suffered from my advances upon her object of affection
<evelyn> perhaps unfortunately, this appears to be my sole joy in continuing to play this game
#57701
< withnail> i bet professional wrestlers talk all in caps
#53924
<triavox> :( i just missed an oppurtunity for being laid and got slapped in the face instead. anyone want to hear about it so they can humiliate me with their laughter?
<mj_> hahahah triavox
<SuperJuan> hell yeah
<triavox> this chick from my old high school came to my door at 8:30 asking if she could borrow a bar of soap(btw she lives like two BUILDINGS down from me so im thinking 'wtf is she doing all the way over here asking to borrow a bar of soap??"). so im like "uh yeah sure one second, wait out here".
<triavox> so i get the soap and give it to her, she goes "thanks" and just stands there. im like standing there.. my mind is blank. so im like "ok." and close the door. ten seconds later she knocks again and gives me back the soap and shouts "GET A CLUE DUDE!" so im says "what the hell you talkin about?" and she just laughs and walks away. only NOW do i get it, and i feel like breaking something.
#15594
<Nani-chan> hey folks, can we keep it semi clean right now? my parents might be watching and i dont wanna get in trouble
<Nani-chan> crack: 14 y.o girl, you dumbass cockless bitch
<RikisuuDelta> quite hypocritical if you ask me
#295092
<havent changed name since 21st jan 007> daniel u know how i said my router was overheating?
<havent changed name since 21st jan 007> i got home yesterday and max had opened it and mounted a heatsink to the hot chip and cut open the side and stuck a cpu fan on the exterior of the case
<havent changed name since 21st jan 007> so now i have super power router
<havent changed name since 21st jan 007> that i think may technically still belong to vodafone
#11028
<evn|z> Anyone who feels like sending me GTA3?
<Zappha> no
<dkcp> You can download it from www.iamaretard.com/GTA3
<evn|z> Thx...
<evn|z> ...
<evn|z> asshole
#1091
(tiko-out) Guin is the poster child for pulling out
(Twin-X) although she's the result of not
#7958
<sine> "You couldn't get a stroke of genius if you were giving a handjob to Einstein."
#7877
<craving> I had a great dream last night. I was a servant of Satan, and in return for my services he had given me this enormouse house on the side of a mountain. It had a big balcony and a great bookshelf. I was a little nervous, though, because He had eaten my predecessor alive.
#49040
<AwsmBatman> you keep misreading my sentences
<AwsmBatman> You need to develop better grammatical skills
<aibuddybot> Perhaps you could develop better grammatical skills and add it to my source code.
<AwsmBatman> ...you win this round
#55808
<SteelHard> how r u ?
* Gen|G^2 is now known as Gen|G^ZZZ
* Gen|G^ZZZ gives SteelHard an a,e,y and o before he goes
<SteelHard> what ?
<Gen|G^ZZZ> how can i put it nicely...
* Gen|G^ZZZ is now known as TheEnglishLanguage
<TheEnglishLanguage> OH GOD IM DYING
#38426
<@ara> Occupation: psychologist
<@ara> Smoker: No
<@ara> Drinker: No
<@ara> sweet
<@ara> she can deal with me fine
<@ara> i dont drink i dont smoke
<@ara> and im insane
Comment: #SBK, irc.enterthegame.com
#9290
<pork> gudrow: what about when you're driving and eating a sloppy meat pie and you sneeze really hard into the pie and squeeze it and the meat comes out and scalds your legs and you're doing 120 and can't do anything about it trying to wipe snot from your steering wheel and scalding hot pie
<pork> cause i did that once and it sucked
#173028
< Shadow_mil> we don't need biodegradable condoms. Normal condoms already do enough to protect the environment.
#20081
<Charlums> i was on tour with the biggest touring act in the world for 2 years kids
<Fitzy> on tour huh?
<Charlums> lord of the dance
<Charlums> i was in lord of the dance
<Lernal> hahaha
<Lernal> oh god
<Fitzy> are you THE lord of the dance?
#1348
<Sharkey> Why is it whenever I hear the phrase 'Battered Women' I think of fried food?
#28993
<Yamatto> note to self
<Yamatto> shave before leaving hotel tomorrow so as not to scare the little children
<Stikes> taken too many ways :(
* Magus snickers
<Yamatto> my face you bastards
<Yamatto> my face
#33081
(fleet): I had a bad sexual experience last night
(fleet): I cut my penis on a jagged vagina
(nme): that wasn't a vagina, I told you to stop fucking those goddamn pepsi cans
#51585
blucracksmurf: i tried to read the case study on why windows is more stable than linux, but IE crashed while opening the pdf
#1458
<AlexChiu> I should check my hotmail account. See what happened to that psycho 13 year old bisexual girl who wanted to be my girlfriend
#9114
<D`Amour> time to gogogadgetbacktoworkasquickasfuckbeforeigetfired
#154860
<BOBNESS> you'll never in a million years guess what happened and thats pretty sad
<@Calisc> you got laid
<BOBNESS> my hint was too good
#21415
<Yuuhi> i found some info
<Yuuhi> whooooooo!
<OdinBomber> ah..ok
<OdinBomber> must have been my chi transcending the internet
<Yuuhi> =D
<Silverwolf> Whenever my chi transcends the internet, I need to clean up afterwards XD
#1674
<SlimZ> i like my pickup line
<SlimZ> "move i need to get a drink"