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#4644
<Byn> What's the difference between cows and the guys on this floor?
<Byn> The cows don't jack off in our showers.
#17421
<isd> if I could suck my dick, I would never leave my house
#16269
<jasn> dad woke me up like 'your brother cut himself with a knife he's bleeding everywhere i gotta take him to the hospital'
<jasn> im like 'can you get me some mcdonalds breakfast'
#709
<|Chris> how many straight edge kids does it take to drink a six pack?
<|Chris> 1, if no one's looking
#32515
<norm0> Roses are red, violets are blue
<norm0> Im schizophrenic, and so am I
#300288
<c|oneman> did you ever meet this person that was so cheerful
<c|oneman> you've said to yourself
<c|oneman> I think this person would maintain the same face even when being fisted anally
<Urz> I don't believe I've ever thought those same words, no
#21034
<Hatter_ui> Honestly, could you love yourself anymore you fuck?
<Otto> As a matter of fact, yes.
<Otto> My ribs are being removed as we speak.
#151919
Hali: I stole a government-issued pencil today
Hali: somebody called me a terrorist for it :O
#18660
<Callero> I managed to pour a glass of champagne and orange juice in my girlfriends alarm clock
<Raider> That's the most random thing I've heard all day
#308591
<peacetwin> i'm going to start an official political organization for masculine gay men
<Wooshey_> The Republican Party?
Comment: #gaymers @ irc.rizon.net
#303156
<dd7> sigh
<Marcus> whats up?
<dd7> i was eating a sandwich on my electronics workstation right
<dd7> well i ended up getting bread crumbs in the breadboard
<dd7> go figure
#50427
<bog2435> i wunna ask bout INVERT in msPaint -> i invert the image, save.. but then when i open it and invert it it goes backwards to the original!
<bog2435> how do i save it inverted so it can't be reversed to the original.. i want to protect my photo from steal, see!
#21345
<MoonKitty> I'm on the cock patch
<DS> you mean masturbation?
<MoonKitty> call it what you like
<lowerfrenum> lol
<DS> for that, i will fire up bash
#12045
<Lordb> me want to meet some women tonight
<godlike> me thinks women might like man more if man didn't talk like ape.
#33863
<Backslash> You ATTEMPTED to commit suicide…?
<Backslash> Wow so every breathe you take is like a living testament to the fact that you can’t do anything right…
#18659
*** mellly (mellly@190warp179.newtel.com) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
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<melly> if i ever find out who 'peer' is i'm gonna destroy 'em for ALWAYS reseting my connection
#19385
<Dragon_Goddess> i scanned a piece of toast
<Zack`> and you must be proud.
#44938
<devolve> if I went to jail, I have no idea what would happen to all my shit
<MotorToad> it would be firmly packed
#67367
<@Rjx> 14.10. The BLACKHOLE Storage Engine
<@Rjx> The BLACKHOLE storage engine acts as a "black hole" that accepts data but throws it away and does not store it. Retrievals always return an empty result:
<@Rjx> this is the best mysql feature yet
#7273
( CraNDaWG ) i just watched like 6 ddr videos and i must say
( CraNDaWG ) that is the _gayest_ bullshit i have ever seen
( Lev ) you know, real men who rustle cows and weld stuff prolly think us playing computer games and giggling at each others gayness on irc is the _gayest_ bullshit
#55452
<warewolf> haha
<warewolf> I had a coworker who after seeing the sixth sense started acting all freakey around the office
<warewolf> one day he finally let out the joke
<warewolf> he walked up to me, and whispered into my ear (sounding EXTREMELY afraid)
<warewolf> "I see ...GAY PEOPLE!"
<bendy24> you know that the guy the kid talked to in the movie was actually dead...
<bendy24> and didnt know it
<bendy24> so that means...
Comment: #linode
#307328
<Xynth> Seriously, who starts their name with an X? How do you even pronounce that?
#354
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<Penfold> Excess flood my arse
<Ganesh> no thanks
#18423
<BeRsErK> omfg
<BeRsErK> this sucks
<PROXI> what now BeRsErK
<jitspoe> BeRsErK found a vacuum cleaner :)
#305511
<thelilnevshow> DAAMMN RIGHT PROUD TO BE CANADIAN! im so canadian even my blood cells are red and white !