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#15832
<TAOC> EVILPIE WILL LEAD US INTO A NEW AGE OF ENLIGHTMENT AND PEACE
<TAOC> somebody ban him
#260
<Guilty> Pen, you're going to hae to give something up
<Guilty> You cant go to a gym and run geekissues.org
#55159
<misato> kat how would we breathe
<kat> or something...
<kat> through our mouths?
<misato> but our noses filter out crap whereour mouths cant
<kat> hmm...
<kat> i suppose we could evolve moouth filters
<kat> oooh, or fancy tongues!
<misato> lmao
<misato> but kat
<misato> what about oral sex
<odj_310388> what would be the purpose of fancy tongues?
<odj_310388> wait
<odj_310388> i retract that statement
#309109
<Pryoidain> ....
<Pryoidain> I just fucking got OWNED by a plastic bag
<Pryoidain> So I finished my twizzlers right and I had this 1 gallon plastic bag with a double seal thing
<Pryoidain> so i closed it up real tight and used a straw to inflate it to bursting, then sealed it
<Pryoidain> and i sat it on my desk chair and plopped down on it HARD to try and pop it
<Pryoidain> fucker shot out behind me, I flew forward face to desk, chair went backward, I fell off the desk and slammed my fucking head on the wall, and then the bag fell, still inflated, onto my lap
#56552
<WildTangent> youve stolen my thunder by insulting yourself...damn
<nauseaboy> bwahahaa! beware my terrible hatred for my ownself!
<nauseaboy> I am an impenetrable fortress of self loathing!
#28983
<germany> is it true that every girl and boy in france has to learn how to sew a white flag when they're in school?
#32001
--> TimStarling (TimStarlin@dialup-152.50.194.203.acc02-dryb-mel.comindico.com.au) has joined #wikipedia
<TimStarling> hello
<silsor> re
<angelab> hi
<maximus_rex> hi tim
<Hephaestos> hi tim
<Jamesday> hi Tim
<FooBarBaz> hi Tim
<silsor> hi Tim
<FooBarBaz> ... now if we only had a punchline, this could be worthy of bash. :)
<silsor> ________
<silsor> < Hi Tim >
<silsor> --------
<silsor> \ ^__^
<silsor> \ (oo)\_______
<silsor> (__)\ )\/\
<silsor> ||----w |
<silsor> || ||
#310483
< NoelShourai> recently i discovered
< NoelShourai> i can actually draw sonic the hedgehog really well now
< NoelShourai> i think i should be worried
#299563
Alyssa: soo, how are we going to be awesome? i leave what we're doing up to you, cause i just sit around
Marc Truant: pshhh, anything
Marc Truant: we could watch a movie or hang at the mall. maybe chill at a house. fuck. anything!
Alyssa: okayy :D it's up to you
Marc Truant: you didnt catch that, did you?
Alyssa: ...oh
#28852
<Mr_Rabies> that is proper
<Mr_Rabies> woot.
<Parak> mrproper?
<Parak> did you make a booboo in your source tree? :/
* Parak stabs self
* technodrone stabs Parak
<Mr_Rabies> oe noes
<Mr_Rabies> parak committed seppuku
* Mr_Rabies bukkake
* Mr_Rabies bukkake
<technodrone> you need like, 20 guys for a real bukkake
<technodrone> and youre just one, small, man
<Mr_Rabies> <technodrone> you need like, 20 guys for a real bukkake
<Mr_Rabies> <technodrone> and youre just one, small, man
<Mr_Rabies> not if you have 20 penises
<Mr_Rabies> all arranged in a circular pattern.
<janitorbob> but do you have 20 prostates
<Temujin> or don't fap for 20 days to save up
<technodrone> penis gatling gun ?
<Mr_Rabies> no they're like
<technodrone> like cow's utter ?
<Mr_Rabies> a bunch of penises... in a WTF WHY AM I EXPLAINING THIS SHIT
<Reptile> i knew i should have just closed irc
<technodrone> it stirrs up chan's interest
* Defenestrator comes back to the channel... and quickly leaves again
#16897
<@Linguica> you say "katana" and while the rest of us guys think of ninja swords, AndrewB thinks of doll dresses
#21800
»»»» Now talking in #Counter-Strike.net.
<FirebirdX> Counterstrike is for newbs
« iNothing » yep
<FirebirdX> Only people with small weiners play it
« iNothing » yep
<FirebirdX> Only people who enjoy having gay sex while in fox suits play it
« iNothing » yep
<FirebirdX> Only people who say 'yep' play it
« iNothing » maybe
<FirebirdX> blast! foiled again!
#227599
<RizBow> you son of a bitch
<RizBow> you have me on ignore
<OCRE> No
<OCRE> I'm just ignoring you
<OCRE> you son of a bitch
Comment: #ocremix
#68631
<@reed> Anybody run a Microsoft FTP server?
<@CTho> haha
<@CTho> i did that once
<@CTho> and then I was suddenly hosting warez and no longer in control of my computer
#3947
<Digital-^> i love brits , every time i hear someone mention a fag break all i can think of is someone knocking on my door , picking me up , and smoking me
#976
<digdug> wow
<digdug> did you ever wake up and feel like you've accidentally managed to get yourself into another dimension?
<digdug> it's one of those days...
<tokage> try /nick DigDug
<tokage> that'll probably fix it
#33865
<Megasaxon> haha
<Megasaxon> americans amuse me
<Megasaxon> they're so dump
<Megasaxon> er
<Megasaxon> :(
<Bendit> hahahahahaha
#279182
<flameblade> when it comes to ground speed, humans are the ultimate tortoise to nearly every other animal's hare
<celti> ...yeah.
<celti> I'd like to see you design a bicycle for a rabbit, though.
#108886
< thinkmad> I dont suppose anyone in here has ever even opened after effects
< thinkmad> or been within 100 yards of a computer with after effects installed
<@jonathans> i had a hangover once
Comment: #geekissues
#61663
<pm-> i am going into the bathroom now to count my money
<pm-> you guys ever do that?
<rigel> if by "count my money" you mean "masturbate" then yes
Comment: #philosophy
#49453
<Kei> oh, anyone know how the hell to amke a sonic costume?
<Kei> my brother wants to be sonic for halloween, and hes been bugging me about it all fucking day
<Kei> i dont get it either
<Zem> paint yourself blue, roll around like an idiot and stay less popular than Mario.
#307740
<n0idx80> I have a very nice laptop with 4GB (takes 8) that the cpu fan makes a horrible noise, and I just can't bear to open it up
<Chainsaw> You feel that dust bunnies are animals too and deserve to live?
#45903
<thinman> we should start a compy porn site, with pictures of computers with their covers off
<@joseph> haha
<@joseph> like furniture porn
<thinman> Choose your fetish: x86 + x86 : x86 + PowerPC : x86 with RAIDs : RAIDs on RAIDs : Macs with two mouse buttons : Barely legal Laptops : Dirty Printer Stories : x86's with DUAL 22" Monitors! : HUGE Floppy insertions : Role Play
Comment: #filter on SlashNET
#7141
<Naivete> god, this shit is so much more efficient than windows
<Naivete> linux kernel=1 file
<Naivete> windows kernel=2/3 of your total ram, NO MATTER HOW MUCH OF THAT RAM THERE IS.
#17895
<Xetrov`> bbiab
<Xetrov`> gonna go swim with my sister
<[VeRT]> kinky