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#10512
<cj_> this guy is selling STEAKS door to door
<jej> SWEET.
<cj_> he's hella pushy too.
<jej> BUY MY STEAK!
<cj_> he's giving her his cellphone number
<cj_> he actually brought stake with him to show her
<jej> LOOK AT MY STEAK!
<cj_> he's showing her each piece of meat now
<spides> ahaha
<spides> Door to Door Meat
<spides> maybe he's propositioning her in some weird fetishy way
<cj_> this guy is a freak
<cj_> if i had answered the door he woulda been gone about 10 minutes ago
<cj_> who the hell does door-to-door at 8:30
<spides> who the fuck sells steak door to door
<cj_> good fucking question. this guy might be a nut
#205516
<oktommy> pop culture is getting more and mroe popular
#14524
<Taze> "LEGOLAS PANTS AS HE FILLS YOUR SHAKING LOVE TUNNEL WITH HIS LONG ELVEN ROD"
* Scibert blinks.
<Scibert> "Love tunnel?"
<arenotelicon> yes Sci.
<arenotelicon> this is why porn stories scare me.
<Scibert> Since when did the human body turn into an amusement park ride?
<arenotelicon> we're not sure.
<arenotelicon> sometime after porn was invented.
#80426
Zipper: wtf
Zipper: i'm too fuckin tired to be legally allowed to be awake
Zipper: i just pressed Windows+L to logoff
Zipper: and upon seeing the logon screen
Zipper: i typed my password to log back in.
Zipper: why?
Zipper: i have no fucking clue...
#56806
<comwalk> Remember, here in the U.S.A, we have reached a new age.
<comwalk> NOBODY is responsible for their own actions.
<comwalk> Remember that.
<comwalk> Holy shit! I killed somebody! Bob made me do it!
<comwalk> Bob: Joe made me do it!
<comwalk> Joe: I blame the media!
<comwalk> Media: Videogames.
<comwalk> Videogames: Personal responsibility?
<comwalk> Personal Responsibility: <AFK>
#24021
<YelseyKing> Y'know what the internet needs?
<Chocoboko> What?
<DragonFogel> Quality control? =P
<Kamui> Fewer "SpongeBob Squarepants" fansites?
#20052
<Pozzi> My comments will be well structured, mature and on topic at all times.
<Pozzi> Now fuck you all!
#13731
<Otto[half-a-always]> I made AI smarter than George W. Bush with 47 events
#18406
<metroid23> wtf... i heard this kind of "knock" on my front door, i go to check and theres a dead squirrel on my NEIGHBORS porch O_o
<ScumDog> does it look injured?
<metroid23> its fucking dead
<Gaffect> fell from a tree?
<metroid23> hahaha, right, on the nearest tree (50 feet away) and then being projected 45 feet horizontally and then falling thru two stories of concrete :)
<metroid23> poor guy
#23932
<Claire> My sis brought me a can of Vanilla coke
<Claire> ...odd...I wasnt aware vanilla tasted like soap
#1505
<mrmanic> Stacy, are you what they call a "hottie"?
<StacySHWR> hhaha
<StacySHWR> i'm 17 :P
<mrmanic> Oh.
<mrmanic> So you're what they call "Jailbait"?
#2512
<`michael> pink floyd - wish you were here is the best goddamn song
<w3nisT> i disagree while it is a very good song I think the donkey kong theme song is better
#15688
< aurikan> they never actually get together you realize
< aurikan> after link saves zelda she becomes an uberbitch and they part ways, zelda fooling around with pages, link frequenting the local brothel
#23479
Frondz: dude, 3.3 kb/s upload?
Frondz: i hope you give your cable company the heil hitler evrey day
Frondz: because they are some fucking nazis
#9976
Nikki_afe > Russian biscuits are nice :)
Snaar_afe > Nikki: hm, i can't remember anything special about them
Snaar_afe > Nikki: i'm not sure if there is such thing as russian buscuits :-)
Snaar_afe > maybe it's just a rebranded dry dogfood :-,
oPless_afe > "russian biscuits" = potatos
#8499
<Tippytoes> i have kids in the room
<Tippytoes> is it safe to look at?
<bark> i don't think they mention any words like CUNT on that page, no
<tm> just hide it behind your anal porn
#35070
<splice> this conversation is like teaching retards to do calculus
#40926
<Jism> Ark, remember that quote you submitted about me falling through the window naked?
<Jism> you fucker it got approved
<Ark> lol
<Ark> could of been worse, like the one where your girlfriend was going down on you as you release this dirty, smelly wet fart and she threw up all over your genitals then you kneed her in the face accidentally giving her a blood nose
<Jism> you're just lucky we're good friends and no bastard saw that
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<stealth7> lol qdb.us
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Comment: I take it Jism and Ark forgot about the new Log module our channel service has
#19356
X25 subnet: you know what i realized as i was rebooting
X25 subnet: if it wasn't for the yellow light bulb and his daily tips
X25 subnet: i wouldn't know shit about computers
#235252
<@`Ace> grrrr, flippin linux aint suposed to crash :(
<@LexMortis> Myth.... BUSTED!
#17725
<prok> still living at home :/
<nug> living at home is cool and all, but it sucks to kick a bitch out in the morning and she walks past my parents on the way out
<p0ng_> fuck that, i'm loving with my dad till he moves
<prok> BEST TYPO EVER
#74
<JCamel> heh, no, because i jacked off into his mom's black bra, and she blamed it on him
#44980
<Humour> milkshakes arent that good imo
<Humour> at least not ones made by mcdonalds
<omnigeek> hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
<omnigeek> How could you gauge anything by mcdonalds standards
<omnigeek> Thats like having a fat guy rape you in prison and saying you dont enjoy sex.
#309833
<heddwch> brb, taking out the trash as my moment of productivity for the day
#37768
<@Ytrrium> So i was idly chatting with this girl last year.
<@Ytrrium> She's somewhat attractive, and actually asked if i'd like to fool around with her, with becoming fuckbuddies in the future a possibility.
<@Ytrrium> At the time I didn't want that, so i said no. But on that day, she mentioned something...
<@Ytrrium> She was at the beach for a week and had gotten bad sunburn on her back.
<@Ytrrium> I found a devious plan forming in my head.
<@Ytrrium> With some planning on my part, fooling around was scheduled to occur the next day.
<@Ytrrium> Stuff happened and i was doing her doggystyle on the floor of my apartment. I waited until i was about to finish, and pulled out my cock, rammed it in her ass, and slapped her sunburn as hard as i could.
<@Ytrrium> The two black eyes and intensely painful bruised testicles were, in my opinion, very much worth it.