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#15763
<rixon> I remember calling BBS's on my party line.
<rixon> my neighbors house burned down, and they couldnt call the FD cause we were online.
<rixon> 3 ppl died.
<rixon> that sucked.
#28918
<Nimduin> Holy fucking shit.
<Nimduin> http://www.mclaren4sale.com/main.html
<Match> Bet you could get that girl you're always talking about in that car.
<sede> Yeah, the bitch couldn't dodge me in that sweet ride, I'd wear her like a hood ornament
#301439
<hgl> !decide sims
<vurl> Yes
<hgl> ehehe
<Sebas> It's ironic that you get someone else to make the decision for you to play a game that mainly consists of you taking someone else's decisions.
#311173
<paulguy> Kenya East sounds like a knockoff Kanye West
#6701
Chargon[HorsebackArchery] is now known as Sir_Chargon
<Eric> Horseback Archery.
<Eric> D00d, drive-by shooting. It's a sign of the times.
<Kataclysm> Yes, but a ride-by shooting just doesn't have the same effect as a drive-by.
<Eric> Good point. ANYONE can kill a horse, but a car doesn't stagger when it's down.
<Kataclysm> That, and horses don't have tinted power windows either.
#3451
<smcn> tomorrow's forecast: partly cloudy with a slight chance of terrorism
#17363
<@SixSyx6> ugly is ok as long as I don't have to kiss them
<@SixSyx6> or look at them
#5694
<Luke> spammers probably love receiving spam. "Grow your penis 150% overnight? Why didn't we think of that one!"
* delYsid has mortage, opportunity and penis in his score file.
<delYsid> thats pretty effective against spam
<Luke> aren't you worried about missing opportunities to mortgage your penis?
#67817
<Stormscape> oh man I love that alzheimers commercial. it shows an old guy bringing home a 1L of milk, then when the wife goes to put it in the fridge there's like 50 of them in there already
#80
<ebim> toz.. do her doggie style and have a laptop on her back so you can talk to us
#306094
yaoi_prophet: i see a red node and i want it painted black
yaoi_prophet: no children any more, i want it to turn black
yaoi_prophet: i see inserts go by, no matter how many nodes within
yaoi_prophet: i know that my tree's max height is bounded O(log n)
Comment: #cobol
#34306
<Jerec> I went to the bookstore this morning and saw a book called 'AOL for Dummies'
<Jerec> That's like killing one bird with two stones!
#2307
<SyL> and I'm trying to get some work done, and I'm watching the keoki musicvideo and they have all these women that look like that they were in the same room at Rainbow Brite when she exploded and couldn't get all the color off and they're all kissing and stuff, and it's just "distracting" to say the least...
#6259
<KaMeN> I just realized the only reason I would go to narcotics anonymous would be to get hookups for drugs
#30148
seanpark37: whats that bash.cx thing?
Jabba2442: its a site dedicated to funny/stupid chatlogs
seanpark37: oh
Jabba2442: no relation to goatse
seanpark37: lol
seanpark37: thats what i was afraid of
#236
<FyNXeR> Pardon my spelling... but I'm from Sweden
<sumbody> pardon my accent, i am from southeast asia
<DrMonkey> pardon my shotgun, i'm from west virginia
#8700
<Bleve> where an engineer says "1/0 = infinity"
<Bleve> and a mathematician says "1/0 is undefined"
<Bleve> and a SPARC designer gets root
<Bru> which sparc designer is this?
<Bru> oh
<Bru> heh, I read that as 'and a SPARC designer gets A root'
<Bru> hence my scepticism
#307314
<amarainein> sudo -u bitch make sammich 2>/dev/null
<amarainein> that's how it's done
<robin> amarainein: Why do you want to become the bitch to make a sammich?
<amarainein> i was ordering her- oh, never mind
<amarainein> it's never funny if you have to explain it
<robin> sudo -u bitch is more like possessing her to make a demonic sammich as the walls drip with blood.
<robin> Lights flicker, and bitch suddenly finds herself making a sammich against her very will!
<robin> Yet charged to her filesystem and CPU quota!
<amarainein> exactly. and in /dev/null, noone can hear your screams
#30640
<SonGohanX> well if its got boobs and doesn't have a penis...thats close enough
#59664
garysimat: so...
garysimat: all i need is 2000 now to get my rims
garysimat: 1/5 the way there
Aeternum Tacet: ...
Aeternum Tacet: aren't the stock rims nice?
garysimat: there decent
garysimat: but i want 20" chrome
Aeternum Tacet: I mean this in the nicest way possible, but I hope you get robbed
#1367
(_dev) you go get what you want for supper
(_dev) and i will cook it
(Ashley) wings!
(TwinWorkn) Ashley: with dry weave?
(TwinWorkn) for added panty protection?
#31562
<wildboar> http://marsrovers.jpl.nasa.gov/gallery/all/spirit.html
<Wish> no colour pictures? :(
<wildboar> they can't be in color or you would realize this is actually somewhere in Nevada
#160168
<rbrown11> dude
<anon> ?
<rbrown11> i'm in the student center
<rbrown11> there's this guy in front of me, he looks EXACTLY like you
<rbrown11> should i say something?
<anon> it is me you fucker
#299580
<Pryoidain> Alright, my QDB script is complete!
<asaph> QDB Script?
<Pryoidain> Yeah, see I got tired of the weird thing they use where 1 positive vote and 1 negative vote cancel out to give 0 votes in the numerator of your quote rating...
<Pryoidain> So I devised a formula. Positive Votes = Numerator + [(Denominator - Numerator)/2]
<Pryoidain> I then made a script that searches for my nick on QDB, gathers the various quote levels, runs the above formula, and then tells me how much people love me!
<cjk> Interesting. I may want a copy.
<Pryoidain> Execute Nao!
*five minutes pass*
<Pryoidain> Hm. It must have failed.
<Pryoidain> Either that or -pi people enjoy my quotes.
<asaph> The latter option seems more plausible.
<Pryoidain> Fuck off.
#8210
<vino> when we first got our chickens
<vino> we got all these differant ones
<vino> and some of them fighted
<vino> and no jokes
<vino> one of them
<vino> bashed the fuck out of another one
<vino> and did a victory dance
<nim-zero> serious man
<nim-zero> go to narcotics anonymous