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#50455
<wrmachine> Your search - sluts! did not return any results.
<wrmachine> screw it, google video sucks.
#67052
<jessecrouch> any of you ever play those mmorpg sex/relationship games?
<f0rked> like, myspace?
Comment: #null
#30239
<zybl0re> dongs
<Zaphod> cox
<zybl0re> lol
<graham|KEKE> That, ladies and gentlemen, is the summation of the wit on the internet.
#33177
<Lazesharp> fuck
<Lazesharp> just knocked my case
<Pioneer> and...
<Lazesharp> bye bye Movies A - L
Comment: Hard drive problems
#3227
<memo> rgiorew09u34290
<Squizzle> Memo speaks ancient Decepticon!
#305896
<LowBatteryLife> Vengines.
<LowBatteryLife> A car that runs on anger.
#265316
xskycrasherx: ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: BLACK PRESIDENT
#44534
<+^Sheldon> I was in the IT industry 20 years, and I still can't explain why a simple restart solves all problems :p
#56208
Teloch: i was helping my tech teacher out a few days in july or so
Teloch: and
Teloch: i got some calls
Teloch: from potential customers
Teloch: and one of them was this little boy who couldn't have been more than six or seven
Teloch: and he was almost in TEARS
Teloch: "everything i type is in caps what do i do my moms goinng to kill me"
#6836
<angst> i want a relationship with more depth.
<angst> and no, i don't mean a deeper asshole.
<angst> i mean someone who can deep-throat.
#45437
<Drew> next to that one i found funny is the barcode reader at Regal (movie theater)
<Drew> it had a warning
<Drew> do not look into laser
<Drew> it had it in braille too
Comment: #cam, irc.drivemeinsane.com
#8200
<Synoptica> dismantled my comp; cleaned everything, hopefully that will fix these fkn freezes
<Synoptica> did last time =/
[Quit ] Synoptica has quit irc. (Ping timeout)
[Join ] Syn-Away has joined #Aussie-Warez (~fdimensio@p409-tnt2.mel.ihug.com.au)
<Syn-Away> @&*@##!
#6905
<sbp> oh, I just remembered something
<Morbus> no, i already dropped your underwear in the mail.
#22373
<Pioneer> "40gb, you will never fill that"
<Pioneer> then something calld 600k cable came along
<Pioneer> and lanpartays
<Lazesharp> 80gb, ill never fill that...
<Lazesharp> thats what i said before i remembered that i didnt have a life
#34201
<+Pie> i wonder if its possible to fap yourself with a 2000 watt speaker
<+Pie> ...brb
<+Death> o.O
#2068
* Ashboy notices that solidair has changed his alias
<SolidLand> yes.
<Ashboy> wh00p! l8r.
*** Ashboy has quit IRC (yes)
<SolidLand> never seen a guy so excited about my nick change
#136601
<oxide> i took 3 benadryls slammed 4 beers
<oxide> im feeling pretty good
<drseuss> oxide are you alergic to beer?
#8364
<dn> i'm not sure i could ever endure a d&d session, i'd fall asleep
<Valvados> Not if its a DnD orgy
<Valvados> WHOOHOO, I ROLLED A NATURAL 20! THE PALADIN HAS TO TAKE OFF HIS LOINCLOTH
#77445
* Slettenbak has joined #thelaw
<Slettenbak> Can somebody help me?
<Jasper> Maybe ...
<Slettenbak> What's the legal age for having sex ?
<Jasper> 16
* Slettenbak has quit IRC (Looking for my 17 year old cat.)
#16511
<noah> no I need a way to come to terms with the fact that I wasted
<noah> my horny years whacking off to porn instead of bagging college
<noah> tail
<dr.adam> might i suggest bourbon
#19560
<Keltus> 1 year ago, I was sitting here programming my web browser using the WebBrowser control in Visual Basic.... thought C++ was too l33t for me :p
<Keltus> I wish I could go back in time and impress the hell out of myself
#121156
<max> my mom friended my sister on facebook
<max> but not me
#13588
<ChanPerv> #rpgfan-teensex000!!! is a restricted channel and may not be viewed by minors or residents of Alaska. If you are over 18, please type /msg ChanPerv <your credit-card number>
#3835
<Rajio> my friend's such a bastard, he wouldn't let me get my quarter's worth with VF4, challenged me just for the sake of beating me :P then he did the same with tekken, but then i wipped paul out and owned his ass :P
<toNe> Rajio: paul? is that like a nickname for it?
#2240
<Aiko> i have sex like i just got out of prison and about to go back in