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#302356
<Jesus> it gets worse as they get mobile.
<Jesus> I'm pretty convinced that's why most families are smaller: children have gotten better at cockblocking.
<pjustice> there's evolution for you
<Jesus> it's darwinian, after all -- if they can successfully prevent other procreation by their parents, they get a larger piece of the pie.
<Jesus> my 4-year old can now climb the stairs silently.
<paul> holy shit
<paul> nooooooooooo
<Jesus> I tend to wake up as he's running, silently, full bore at my side of the bed.
* Jesus nods
<Jesus> thankfully, the doors still shut.
<paul> they figure doorknobs out too, right?
<paul> they're like little velociraptors
<paul> CLEVER BOY
#32576
<Gothic_CatGirl> Another network
<Kupo> you go to... other networks!
<Kupo> AAAH!~
<Davey_Rootbeer> you sleep with so many other networks...
<Gothic_CatGirl> I know.
<Davey_Rootbeer> *tsk, tsk*
<Davey_Rootbeer> i hope you use firewalls!
<Gothic_CatGirl> I'm such a hoe <3
<Davey_Rootbeer> Firewalls prevent CTD's.
<Gothic_CatGirl> Mmm.
<Davey_Rootbeer> Computer transmitted deseases.
#25132
*** _Kenny (kenny@md4690fc1.utfors.se) has left #cracking4newbies
*** _Kenny (kenny@md4690fc1.utfors.se) has joined #cracking4newbies
<_Kenny> who kicked me
#11577
<Dark_Lord411> hi
<Dark_Lord411> asl
<ShockSMX> no, dsl... you?
#8376
<Rach|Dressing > i just had the yummiest shower
<Rach|Dressing > it was nice and hot
<Fentom > ....damn it people prove that your hands ARE ON THE KEYBOARD after that comment
#31021
<Drunken_master> A brief question, please
<nomad> yes?
<nomad> I hope that was brief enough
#49809
LittleBunny32: the girl you showed me on okcupid.com has the six things she could never do without as: Sex, love, music, movies, dildo, water and air
RenaissanceGamer: i never did like people on this that took it THAT literatly
RenaissanceGamer: because food would have to be up there too
LittleBunny32: haha I'd put like oxygen, carbon, hydrogen, phosphorus, sodium, potassium
RenaissanceGamer: i have always been partial to those six myself
Comment: My friend says, "You forgot nitrogen! You'd be totally FUCKED!"
#2877
<AlmtyBob> Groups such as Cyberangels and Pedowatch have picked up the slack by enlisting thousands of volunteers across the globe to scan the Internet for lurid images of children.
<AlmtyBob> wow
<AlmtyBob> sounds like my kind of job
<AlmtyBob> and to think, I'm doing it for free as we speak
#28917
<^Ocean^> fucking bloody hell
<^Ocean^> I lost 33gig of HDSpace
<LlNK> lol
<LlNK> check under your keyboard
#311131
<Metaphysician> Argggh. What to play as in Pillars of Eternity...
<Voct> a pillar
<Drewbear> Eternity
<Freudian> of
#1481
<Edge_> and i am like tearing my thumb apart
<[cut]> can you still masturbate edge?
<Edge_> i think i will be ok
#151396
<Garrett> I was speaking with a student the other day, he was all like, "One thing I like about being a student? I get a week vacation man! I'm sitting at home, playing video games, watching porn, sleeping in, while you, you my friend, you gotta go to work."
<Garrett> and I said, "sure. But while you're watching porn, playing games, and so on, I'm making $600."
#160100
jazza joined the chat room.
jazza: hi
jazza: can anyone help me
xexyz: no
xexyz: IRC is 100% Help-Free for 53 days now
xexyz: And we don't want to let the union down by starting now
#35113
_Sarah_: so what do you do all night?
groogle: ....
groogle: fuck with peoples minds on irc ;)
_Sarah_: ahhhh
_Sarah_: so im just a victim?
#8283
<Silent|Study> These Christian rock ads on tv are so pathetic
<Silent|Study> Its like they assume people are going to suddenly think "OMG! JESUS! I never knew!
#308649
<@esch> gonna need som eclarification there
<@pyna> how does eclarification differ from regular clarification ?
<@esch> creme filling, idiot
#32681
<VALIS> I _had_ no _idea_ I should elminate unused variables.
<VALIS> I'll get right on that.
<Kurt> keep them in, never know when you'll need them
<Kurt> you might be sitting there bashing away and you'll think "Gee, if only I had a variable called unsigned_dong about now"
<somniloquy> sign my dong!
#26326
<thumbtack> fucking fathers day
<thumbtack> THANKS DAD FOR CREATING ME, I LOVE WORKING ALL THE FUCKING TIME and LIFE IS SO PRECIOUS
Comment: #lost
#2065
<matts> hal check your privates
<matts> err
<matts> messages
#25604
<jer|SYIOUX> i only care about sex when I'm horny, when I'm not, I be like "omg eww liek no way"
<MiG-S0up> are you gay?
<jer|SYIOUX> no
<MiG-S0up> cuz if u are thats alright man
<jer|SYIOUX> ...
<MiG-S0up> i mean i always supsected something
<jer|SYIOUX> I'm not gay
<MiG-S0up> i support you 100%
<jer|SYIOUX> stop hitting on me
<MiG-S0up> i'll give u a ride to those gay support rallies
<MiG-S0up> i mean if thats ur thing
<MiG-S0up> cuz its ok
<MiG-S0up> i support you 100%
<jer|SYIOUX> i'm not gay but I do think keanu reeves is hot
#71222
< Syntacs> It's a shame Nintendo isn't releasing today, because they could have an advertising campaign that said "Happy Hallowiin! Don't forget to trick or twiit!", and we'd all be like "Hah! What a delightful pun from the loveable and eccentric Japanese.", and Sony would say "Uh, Happy Thanksps3ing. Err. Shit."
#176538
Exolent: I'll be back in like 15 minutes, i need to fake going to sleep so i can come back and stay up.
(the next morning)
Exolent: Sorry i didn't come back last night. i fell asleep trying to fake fall asleep.
#16133
<MassMedia> It's disturbing how many people in here know what the word bukkake means...
#2235
<spid0r> my friend had #taliban for awhile...fuckin ragheads even get owned on efnet
#1554
<ckx> i get a bunch of scrambled porn
<ckx> one time i was jerking off to this channel
<ckx> 102
<ckx> and like then i realized it was two guys
<ckx> cuz 102 was a gay channel
<ckx> 101 was the good hardcore porn
<HomerJ> HAW
<ckx> but by then i was already into it
<ckx> so i didn't change it