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#11485
<jre> I know how to end racism. It involves a lot of fucking.
<egg> 1st ANNUAL ORGY TO END RACIAL DISCRIMINATION
<Idiotsavant> Usher in the vaunted age of syphilis
#40933
<harm_> today this one lady got pissed off cause we dont carry i quote wireless power supplies
<ogregasm> a what
<harm_> thats what i said
<harm_> maybe you want an adaptor for a wireless router o rsomething??
<harm_> shes goes no no i read online about this i wannit i wannit
<harm_> then she got pissed when i told her that kind of technology doesnt exist
<ogregasm> heh
<harm_> i tried to be nice but it got to the point where i was like"get back to us in 30 years"
<harm_> "once we attain the secret of positron deflector shields, wireless power supplies shall become a reality"
<ogregasm> why bother being that much of an ass to the poor woman
<harm_> well shes the one who got all up in my face asking for the store manager
<harm_> i told her he had just teleported to a corporate meeting in tokyo
#723
<thom> CTCP VERSION: DICKS 2.0 OS, 69 K OF FREE ASS SPACE
<cstone> ALLOCATING PRICKS
<rbw> AHLGUAHGLUHALGUHAGUHAGLUHAG I SEEM TO BE HAVING A BUFFER OVERFLOW PROBLEM HERE PEOPLE
#10360
<Fentom> great, I'm spending my saturday nights on the computer looking at pictures of dildos
<Fentom> trekkies look down on me and call me sad
#57129
* qual makes a mental note to look behind couches more often
<Ice_> what did you find?
<qual> just found a full system behind me couch, amd athlon 2400+
<qual> with 2 x 120 gb hd's in there
<qual> and a sb 5.1 soundcard
#146404
<Cosmo> Fox is pro war and anti good tv shows
#6758
<Kilroy`> I had this blind date, her name was :. .:. : ... .:: -
<Kilroy`> well, all I saw was the top of her head
<Kilroy`> I wonder if I'll recognize her if I meet her again
<Kilroy`> .....
<dh> Kilroy`: I guess you'll just have to make every chick you meat give you head
<dh> err meet
<dh> but then, meat works too
#1760
*** Parts: MadHatter (Hatter@ha.kz)
*** Joins: MadHatter (Hatter@ha.kz)
<MadHatter> wtf
<MadHatter> who kicked me
<Lepper> heh, you're too anal about being kicked
<MadHatter> I just want to know
<scar`> [16:57] *** Parts: MadHatter (Hatter@ha.kz)
<MadHatter> yeah ok
<Lepper> don't clients tell you when youg et kicked?
<Lepper> err, who kicks you
<MadHatter> I dunno man, I'm busy here
<MadHatter> leave me alone
#4918
<joey`> mcdonalds fired me for trying to install irc on the teleprompter
#144151
<abc> I think it's time to switch to a new job.
<Wizard> why?
<lifesazoo> piss poor excuse for a wizard .. a real wizard would just know
#4659
<Kyle|> im making a SHELL for WINDOWS that LOOKS and FEELS like the REAL STANDALONE OS THAT WILL BE DONE NOT SOON!
<Urganite> what you mean to tell me
<Urganite> is that you're going to create a windows program
<Urganite> that just looks like what you want your OS to be?
<Urganite> ...
<Urganite> that's the stupidest thing I've ever heard in my life
<Peasant> Someone should make a DHTML OS
<Kyle|> peasant: dont give me ideas
#6057
<kingmob> lisa is being very resistant to this whole "dreadlock" thing
<kingmob> probably concerned about all the fly bitches i'll have
#6396
<Legend> When I think about you, I /ping myself.
#21208
<Bob> It was a nervous twitch
<Carbeh> uh
<Carbeh> a nervous twitch that involved you jumping up, punching him in the face, and then insulting him online
<Bob> yes
<Bob> it really gets in the way of my love life
#302444
<nil> If you have a problem and think to yourself... "I can solve that with a regular expresion!" Now you have two problems.
#7559
foop> computers need to burst into flames more often
#303922
<Nyvelion> Check this out, I finally made a cool script that bans anyone who mentions loli around here.
=-= Mode #amarriner.com +b Nyvelion!*jm@c-160-110.hsd1.fl.comcast.net by Nyvelion
=-= Nyvelion was booted from #amarriner.com by Nyvelion (Auto-Ban. No Stupid loli talk here.)
#19204
<@vaL_> damn... this cute girl came home woohoo
<@patsfan12> home?
<@patsfan12> your home?
<@patsfan12> neighbor?
<@vaL_> yeah
<@vaL_> nah, she was my cousin :(
#13
<EtherMan> stoner chicks suck
<EtherMan> they're a waste of a perfectly good set of breasts.
#33875
<RageFury> Ah, nothing releases stress like pr0n and Pink Floyd.
#3403
* IZS logs in and delets all potential child porn
<IZS> rm -rf /
#212107
Matt: is it bad that I just had the thought "I wonder if I missed my 1337th masturbation"?
Cynic: you've probably missed your 13337th masturbation by now...
#10199
*** Vor sets mode: -b *!*f@*.ipt.aol.com
*** Vor (disposable@=Uun814-ye4.cvx1-a.lei.dial.ntli.net) Quit (nexus.ca.us.webchat.org sauron.ca.us.webchat.org)
<Yates> thats what you get for unbanning aol.
#6132
<HrdwrBoB> un.. what's rl?
<un> isn't that what happens when you type brb?
<HrdwrBoB> no that's when I get food
#14521
<B|ack> I hate stupid people
<B|ack> god im so stupid.....