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#26322
<Derek> i got gforce 2 ti 64 meg tv out :D
<Death_Mageorz> oooh
<Death_Mageorz> i want a tv out
<Death_Mageorz> so bad
<Death_Mageorz> so i can record shows
#310214
<kmc> hm hitler probably did one thing that I like too
<kmc> he banned tubas, I guess I am neutral on tubas
<Fiora> oh! he killed hitler
<kmc> oh yeah, there we go
<kmc> thanks Fiora
<Bike> he also killed the guy who killed hitler
#45116
<sEcretz> One day a teacher went into her classroom and saw the word, “penis” written in small letters on the chalkboard. She erased it and went on with the day's lesson. The next day, she came in and saw the same word on the chalkbaord, but a little bit bigger. She erased it and went on with her lesson.
Each of the next several days, the teacher would come in to find “penis” on the board, a little larger each time.
<sEcretz> She went in one morning, expecting to dinf it again, but instead the chalkboard read: “The more you rub it, the bigger it gets.”
#15593
? jimmy/#hadm ----- jimmy's work productivity rating as of 2:21PM --------
? jimmy/#hadm 0% | --------------------------- | 100%
? jimmy/#hadm *- 0.01% (checked email)
#19338
PeaceKeeperKate> woah PKD your popular
PKDainichi> Yep. Well, if by "popular", you mean "easy". ;)
#180674
(@irix) I have a tenetative job interview scheduled for early next week at comcast
(@irix) this week?
(@irix) this tuesday/wednesday
(@kcid) you'll be there sometime between 8 and noon?
#7859
<Kat> I just got an email from Horny Orgy Babes.
<Kat> oh gee... I wonder what it's about
<kmds> rhinocerous calves studying organic chemistry?
#303622
Mike: "now that you all are awake. are there anyone who can help with my problem? I have compressed my important files with md5sum. how do I decompress them ?"
#18850
<ieatrocks> you know what i love?
<ieatrocks> WWJD
<ieatrocks> fuckin a
<ieatrocks> because
<ieatrocks> its all about how you think of jesus
<ieatrocks> so when im in a pinch
<ieatrocks> i say WWJD
<ieatrocks> and i think of jesus as a dope slinging disco dancing pimp ass mofo
<ieatrocks> and then i do it
<ieatrocks> jesus likes to kick things, slack off, and insult people
<ieatrocks> he and i would get along great
#143464
<[DD]Earl> the age of consent in england was set around 1890..
<[DD]Myxlplk> That's way too high
#4257
<dodge> fuck, thought somthing was wrong with my 's' key then, it kept repeating, looked down and it turns out i had my finger on it
#5999
<bogue> you need a woman ;P
<bogue> or maybe a very feminine sheep
#74314
<lundman> could you pull a disk out, and tell us disk size and maker?
<IDC_hirai> The maker is fujitsu.
<IDC_hirai> size is
<IDC_hirai> 16cm x 11cm
Comment: 3am on-call
#2580
<salaman> Tzuri3l: hehe, there's a reason I charge $450/hr you know :)
<M5sedan_> wow, you must give really good head to charge that much ;)
<salaman> M5sedan: want to try? 10 hour minimum , and no pull-back policy ... 50% upfront ... got the money?
<M5sedan_> no pull-back policy = you swallow? ;)
<salaman> M5sedan_: yes, and also means If you come, I still charge you the 10hrs :) ... LOL
#66161
Metalcore: see, the lack of emotion i could ALMOST deal with.
Metalcore: if you know, she would ever talk to me.
Metalcore: it's like squeezing water from a rock.
Metalcore: but not just any rock.
Metalcore: like, a rock that exists in a universe that lacks the hydrogen and oxygen atoms.
#23967
<Apocalypz> this ftp i leeched from at school said it had porn and i was like yay
<Apocalypz> then i got home and theres loadsa feet and midgets in the porn
<Apocalypz> i felt like crying
<Apocalypz> then i started laughing at the naked midget instead
#1601
<skatoni> will some one please help
<`NeXiGeN`> what's yer problem ?
<skatoni> there is a guy hacking into my computer
<`NeXiGeN`> unplug yer modem
<skatoni> how?
<`NeXiGeN`> see all those wires behind your computer box ?
<`NeXiGeN`> ripem all out
*** skatoni has quit IRC (Read error to skatoni[ppp012.rosenet.net]: Connection reset by peer)
#1498
<steef> i feel sorry for kids today, when they reminisce on their childhood, they will have songs by britney spears and backstreet boys
#310028
<Natrist> what do i do already if i want my variable to be defined once and not get millions of redefiniton errors?
<jrslepak> define it only once
#35084
<mafiaboy> it's better to be black than gay cuz when you're black you don't have to tell your mother
#8588
<baguette> and it's a pain in the ass
<baguette> guys, that is
<waffles> You're probably doing it wrong then....
#20009
<DrWatson> MISSING: 1 motivation. Last seen the night before the last exam. Small and unimpressive. Likes to wander. Answers to the name of 'Keith'. Please email DrWatson.
#6770
<Romhog> anyone know what an (edict 75) repeating error is in 3wctf?
<Superf0Rk> Romhog- yes
<Superf0Rk> Romhog- but i'm not telling you
<Superf0Rk> Romhog- until you comment on my nipples
<Romhog> they look like little stereo knobs ;o
#32286
<gorilla> yeah, you have to treat RAM like a 13 year old sex slave
<gorilla> you want to be firm, but not rough
<gorilla> apply pressure until fully inserted
<gorilla> and if you hear anything crack, you probably did some damage
Comment: #gamesurge @ irc.gamesurge.net
#54437
<xgamer04> I really hate MSN messenger. I wish people would use something else.
<DRAGONX6> I don't think it matters what chat program you use
<DRAGONX6> everyone's going to be away anyways