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#54619
<@Zook> fuck
<@Zook> Sister wants on -_-
<fire> ouch
<@Zook> Yeah.
<@Zook> but what she doesnt know is i added her sites to Windows HOSTS file.
<@Zook> to redirect to 127.0.0.1
<@Me> huh?
<@Zook> In other words she tries to access her sites and it doesnt let her
<@Zook> and In other words ill be back real soon :p
#64573
[b] "If you're ever interviewed for a programming job at a big company, you're
gonna get questions like this. At Yahoo! they asked me one about how to figure out which one of 1000 bottles of wine was poisoned, using less than 10 prisoners as 'test subjects'."
[b] I'd tell the prisoners that if they don't work it out on their own, I'll kill them all
[ctho] that's the answer that gets you hired for upper management
#15553
*** Now Talking in #TavernOfGor
*** Eskimo has joined #TavernOfGor
*Eskimo* just play along. These guys are freaky
<LordMar> Welcome to my Tavern.
<elsa{Mar}> May I bring you a drink Master Cruentus?
<Cruentus> a Ka la na will be fine, thank you.
*Eskimo* It's a drink I think lol
<elsa{Mar}> Master Eskimo, may I serve you as well?
<Eskimo> Sure I'll just have a beer
*** LordMar sets mode: +b *!*@*.acl.mr.au
*** LordMar has kicked Eskimo from #TavernOfGor (LordMar)
#17193
<dodge> oh shit, i got icecream on my keyboard
<dodge> shit, now chocolate
<dodge> i should clean it instead of mashing it under the keys
#114138
[ +Drathmar ] sometimes I hate using 2 keyboards at once
[ Trekkie ] pebkac
[ +Drathmar ] pebkac?
[ Trekkie ] problem exist between keyboard and chair
[ +Drathmar ] o.0
[ +Drathmar ] what kind of problem could exist between the keyboard and chair
#31324
<Vorbis> hentai games are sooooo boring
<Portable591> They aren't even games.
<Portable591> It's like getting yourself off with an interactive powerpoint presentation.
Comment: #raspberryheaven at mircx
#26310
<Ronald_MacK> I need more RAM.
<Ronald_MacK> Wait, no.
<Ronald_MacK> I need a girlfriend, so I won't be on the computer so much, and thereby it won't need more RAM.
#1570
<tress> i have no arms
<tress> i have to type by blowing through a straw
<tress> i dropped my straw
#8673
<X-man> i had a comp sci teacher that named her dog scsi
<X-man> i felt bad for it
#2793
* FlipMeign is HELLA STRAIGHT
* CaliSean is STRAIGHTER
<soupking> straight? so's spaghetti till u heat it up.
#28310
<antiuser> man
<antiuser> flash is like sméagol
<antiuser> the first time you get a bit worried
<antiuser> the second time it's all nice
<antiuser> then the third time it wants to KILL MASTER
#18474
<Fryth> anyone seen the movie pi
<Murdock> I saw it 3.14 times.
#6773
<jabroni77> ANY FEMALES NOT BLOND 120 POUNDS AND MODEL LIKE??? ON THE NET?
#295080
<urs> When I flew with finnair once, I noticed halfway into the flight that the emergency exit in the next row was installed upside-down
<thec> urs, that one is for when the plane crashes upside down
#25118
<Arcane[maid]> i stole one of those blue signs that says "phone" on it
<Arcane[maid]> what should i do with it
<suds> stick it down your pants and ask hot chics if they want to call collect.
#5443
<Goku> :O
<kepler> hold that face goku
*kepler unzips
*aegis runs away
#38985
<BiscuitLynai> 4 days from now is the anniversay of alliyah's death =(
<Gabriel> I remember when she died
<Gabriel> I felt bad masturbating to a dead person
Comment: #forum-m@irc.freenode.net
#11117
<@puto|^_...> i went in the restroom to take a piss
<@puto|^_...> then my fucking shorts snuck out of my reach
<@puto|^_...> and fuckign snapped my penis up while pissing
<@puto|^_...> fuckign pissed everywhere and on myself
#14647
<zed> I wonder what kind of look my dad would give me if I said "dpkg dash
dash purge coca dash cola" as I chucked an empty coke bottle into
the recycling bin.
#304546
<+wubbson> When I was 7 I wanted to be a paraplegic but then I realized professor X didn't get his powers from being in a wheelchair
#11139
<JigglyHandle> Who's the cockless drunk running my ISP?!
<K-Ecchi> You called?
#14462
<@Breathe> I hurt my back last week, and it is still hurting. >:(
<SirPrux> Maybe you sprained a muscle
<SirPrux> I sprained a cucumber once
<@Breathe> ...
<SirPrux> man did it hurt
<@Breathe> you sprained a cucumber?
<huzyrdadi> I think he means he sprained his asshole /using/ a cucumber
#304215
<Juliet|Awesome> going to "bed" so I can "read" a "book", maybe "learn" a little more "esperanto"
* Juliet|Awesome is now known as Juliet|pr0n
* Juliet|pr0n is now known as Juliet|Zzzzzzzzz
<PovAddict> o_O
<Juliet|Zzzzzzzzz> stupid dvorak
Comment: freenode #stackoverflow
#8886
<Ven> Fuck
<Ven> This is a long shot, but
<Ven> has anyone seen the pinout for the 4-player connector for the CPS2 arcade system?
<Ven> Oh fuck!
<Ven> I bet it's in my D&D Mystara manual
#3973
<Ouroboros> suds: You are drunk, we are sober. Why are you sad?
<suds> i dunno
<suds> maybe cuz all the chicas at the club were so underage it was like walkin into jail
*** suds has some standards
<suds> noone under 18
<suds> now that i'm 22
<Ouroboros> I only have 2 standards.
<Ouroboros> A left one and a right one.