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#34314
<Philth> WTF?
<Philth> new jenga 9/11 memorial twin pack
<Philth> comes with a little plane to push the blocks out
#301708
<DrCoconut> my toaster seems to have 2 settings
<DrCoconut> bread
<DrCoconut> and charcoal
#32449
<oz> jesus christ... the guy who built my computer from scratch is a fugitive and is wanted in ohio...
<oz> and he gets sent to the county jail the day before my 9600xt craps out on me :|
#150314
<Sam> Coding in C is like sending a 3 year old to do groceries. You gotta tell them exactly what you want or you'll end up with a cupboard full of pop tarts and pancake mix.
#45224
nbody2002:If you can read this you may be addicted to the internet
#16035
<^Baka^> I wish there was a unix command called train
<^Baka^> then someone would eventually have to type man train
#306
<NtG> people beta test a MS product every time they boot windows
#6919
<Uriel> crackhead is driving at 60 MPH and talking to the seats. A stoner is driving at 6 MPH and munching on the seats
<piman> How fast will they be going in 2 hours when they hit?
<pvx> 0 mph. Dammed elephant crossings..
#49239
<looksofat> i got 17 cents for food in the next week but i got CoD 2 preordered and pre-payed and IT OWNS ASS
#45698
<tamara> i can't decide if i'm hungry or tired.
<majcher> eat until you fall asleep
#49653
<lsf> so we got a package from an online shop, we ordered some things
<lsf> and with the passage we also get an Ipod Nano
<lsf> and my mom goes like, they made a mistake and will soon come to our door again to request it back
<lsf> so the stupid bitch calls them and reports the mistake
<lsf> and the guy that answers says like,"damn lady youre stupid you could just keep the stuff"
<lsf> and i cried
#70718
<ZoFreX> I'm actually considering fucking some fat chick I know
<ZoFreX> just cos she's up for it
<TheRandom> ZoFreX if you do
<TheRandom> i wont talk to you again
<ZoFreX> awesome.
<Ecom> hell for that, even I would do her
<FireFalcon> I'd fuck a fat chick if TR would commit suicide.
<FireFalcon> Hell, I'd fuck Zo if TR kills himself.
<ZoFreX> special 2 for 1 deal, I'd kill myself too
#17989
<GoreGasm> i'm sure i could beet you up, and i would
<th0m> *laying on sidewalk covered in beets*
#579
[06:26pm] <shmoo> did you know if you deleate stuff you get your giggabytes back?
#35089
<Rykan> ah man, chocolate is evil...
<CrazyEruntje> 1 ounce of chocolate
<CrazyEruntje> equals one pound of body fat :P
<[Illuminati]Jaerchom> so wait...
<[Illuminati]Jaerchom> i can turn my body fat into chocolate?
<[Illuminati]Jaerchom> omg!!!
<[Illuminati]Jaerchom> I be rich yo!
Comment: #MxO on irc.stratics
#28993
<Yamatto> note to self
<Yamatto> shave before leaving hotel tomorrow so as not to scare the little children
<Stikes> taken too many ways :(
* Magus snickers
<Yamatto> my face you bastards
<Yamatto> my face
#309205
< radiofree> around the time the UK was planning to introduce id cards, i was walking down the high street and some hippy handed me a flyer "NO2ID", a campaign group opposed to government id cards, stating things like privacy etc...
< radiofree> at the bottom it said "Join our facebook group"
#325
*** Signoff: meredith- (Random number generation is too important to be left to chance)
#31939
<DarthWolverine04> i'll tell ya one thing, us swim team guys arent given enough respect for a our remarkable ability to control our wangs in the presence of so many hot girls in bathing suits
#4237
<Geothermal> too many kitties in my life
<Kashan> masturbate more
<Geothermal> that's your solution to everything damn it
<Geothermal> "Just keep whackin' Geo!"
<Geothermal> well I'm tired of that kinda attitude
#33656
<CrazyMYKL> killall cat
<CrazyMYKL> heh, this isn't a terminal
<Brisby> /exec -o killall cat
<CrazyMYKL> i know, it was wrong window tho
* Brisby giggles at CrazyMYKL
<CrazyMYKL> /exec -o echo "killall cat" > ~/curiosity.sh
#206039
<Kidsune> Shhhh, don't tell anyone, but i'm gonna go down on you...
<Kidsune> And you're gonna love it...
<Kidsune> But it's only going to be long enough to let you start enjoying it...
<Kidsune> Then i'm gonna come back up again and fuck you, big time...
<Kidsune> Lots of love,
<Kidsune> Fuel Prices
#22801
<The_Karma_Police>It's weird how Bush wants to get rid of the world's evil
<The_Karma_Police>Yet he doesn't see that he, is indeed very evil
<Soulofahologram> Yes I find it erotic
<The_Karma_Police> Don't you mean Ironic?
<Soulofahologram> Same thing
#4151
<BucWork> dude; 2pac isn't dead
<BucWork> he is in Europe
<BucWork> my dad works for the fbi
#2469
<conceited> i cant sleep till i know im using up half of the neighborhood bandwidth