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#616
<Saige> cureobsession is a guy who might be cute, but you can't tell from the low-quality pictures
#12379
<[{ug}]> hmm i really should spring clean this pooter. /usr/src is taking up 2.1Gb
<Lithium^> what have you got in there? the sources to your porn collection?
#35690
<DiKKy> _________________________________________
<DiKKy> / LOL THE HOLY COW WANTS TO COVER U IN \
<DiKKy> | THE FILTYH STINKING SPERM IT CARRIES IN |
<DiKKy> \ ITS GIGANTIC PENIS /
<DiKKy> -----------------------------------------
<DiKKy> \ ^__^
<DiKKy> \ (oo)\_______
<DiKKy> (__)\ )\/\
<DiKKy> ||----w |
<DiKKy> || ||
<Geoffd1> cows are female, idiot
#55385
<Andross> I just downloaded some perfectly legal software
<Andross> and they pakced it into segmented zips... containing segmented rars
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#97327
DWang: a friend of mine
DWang: used 3 minutes on his phone last month
DWang: but he got refunded 4!
DWang: the phone company apparently uses 4-byte unsigned ints
DWang: because it UNDERFLOWED
DWang: he apparently used 2^32 minutes at 10 cents a minute
DWang: so he got a bill
DWang: for $430 MILLION
#285772
Betty!: he's engaged?!?!?
Erik: haha i dont know how serious that is
Erik: its facebook, not real life
Erik: i mean if that was true then i'd suddenly have a lot more lesbian friends
#14137
<Miff`NickHunting> Have tragically nasty news
<Miff`NickHunting> Bath Bird, for those who dont know the people directly below me built a bathroom on the outside of their house and have a skylight allowing v. clear view of their bathroom antics, has changed
<Miff`NickHunting> Shes gone from being slightly ok to this new person
<Miff`NickHunting> Who I can only describe as..large
#31565
<by> Is there anyway I can tell the world I'm an idiot?
<Seven7> Of course, just type your name, where you live and your confession
<by> Kk
<by> I am Mark Duval of Belgium, and I am an idiot
<by> ?
<by> Now what?
<Seven7> Don't worry. It's done
#18717
<Twinge> Laziness + Apathy = me sleeping in my clothes.
#51175
<timmo> 20% of americans believe the sun revolves around the earth, 17% of the people who know that the earth revolves around the sun, believe it does so every 24hours
<timmo> jesus
<timmo> people are fucking morons
<wind`> wait what
<wind`> doesn't the earth revolve around the sun in 24 hours?
<timmo> well i guess we found one of the 17%
#73760
<+psych0sys> as long as your farts dont smell like vasoline youre golden
<@Spirilis> what if they do?
<+psych0sys> means jk0s been watching you sleep
#28927
<[Knob]> So anyway, I was in this pub yesterday night, and there was music playing. So my friend suddenly says to me "This is good music to jerk off to" I'm like "What the fuck?" and he goes "Yeah, doesn't everyone have a song that they jerk off to?" - And while he said that, the music was turned off and he screamed it throughout the entire pub. Everyone was looking mighty strange at me...
#13821
<Jonathan> Hey you know what's hard? Trying to move your toes individually!
<Jonathan> I've been practicing though. My left foot's toes are almost completely independent.
<Sumez> gee, Jon, what awaste of time
<Sumez> At least spend your time pulling your penis so it gets longer or something else that's useful
<Jonathan> I have people who do that for me.
#36328
<`Nick> my screen name is AlQaeda Nick
<`Nick> i just use it so my mom cant IM me from work
#57411
<Rjx> you know what i do in case of a flaming?
<Rjx> stop
<Rjx> drop
<Rjx> and rofl
#17044
<Laura_ken> ameeeerrrrr
<amer> why do people do that
<amer> why can't you do "amer: this is my question blah blah blah?"
<amer> why do you have to wait for a response
<Rhayde> lol
<amer> goddamit i'm here, ask your question
<amer> or say what you have to say
<amer> jesus
* amer throws up his hands and leaves the room
<amer> well?
*** Exekiel (ZelementZ@192.168.100.101) has joined #lineage
<Exekiel> AMER
<amer> lol
#27964
<bishead> 8===========================>
<[Piratez]> 8=D
<bishead> u got jipped
<[Piratez]> i'm jewish
#5523
<Opcode> i was gonna call 911...but i was downloading a file
#144769
<hobblin> i had sex with a girl when i was drunk once
<hobblin> but we both remembered it
<hobblin> and we see eachother all the time
<hobblin> lets just say that she gives everyone else hugs and me high fives
#6645
<Sonya> 14/f/nj
<rewben> oh
<rewben> im 54/n/netherlands
<Silvana> what's n?
<elph> i guess n is for nice ass
#308728
<myself> I'm reminded of alphawolf's story of tracking down some guy who was sending strange traffic, and turned out to live in the next town over.
<myself> Guy's personal website included a pic of himself holding a banana like a gun.
<myself> so, wolfie and Evil head over there, armed with bananas and an Ethereal printout. Bang on the door. Someone answers, looks like the guy in the pic.
<myself> <threatening banana-stance>TELNET POLICE. STOP PINGING GARGAMEL.</stance>
<myself> And they leave.
<myself> Stunned. Silence.
<myself> the packets stopped.
#16272
<destruct> 88 N Feb 07 k15176@slo.net ( 51) HOW DO YOUR EMPLOYEES SPEND THEIR DAY!!!!
<destruct> READING SPAM!!!!!
#8666
<bbl-away> sheeesh sickjay, ease up on the #eos spam
<CactusJac> don't talk to him that way
<CactusJac> he's my boyfriend
<bbl-away> well, take him and get a room
<CactusJac> we're exhibitionists
#3737
<lonelyfig> who here can name all the punk bands that have won Grammy's?
<Lawd> u2 and umm
<Lawd> fuck thats it
<nXwetrust> u2 punk?.......
<lonelyfig> U2 = not a punk band
<Lawd> yeah they are
<blazemore> hahaha
<lonelyfig> no they arent
<Lawd> they started out as a punk band
<blazemore> michael jackson also started out as a black person
<Lawd> haha wtf :|
#32095
<peterS> Kneecaps: a 286 is just a bit faster than a 266-MHz Pentium II
<peterS> Kneecaps: but those extra 20 MHz really make a difference sometimes
<Nurbs> peterS: compared to an 8086 it's damn slow, though. but that's almost 8 GHz more, right.
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