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#48072
<krysta_trose> O_o Wait...there were actually 12 year olds calling the N64 old school? I need to whap them with a 99 cent copy of Mario
#8887
<GoodScrat> how's the humanoid with the wet crotch doing?
<Zygote-> and hill billy slang
<Zygote-> haha
<Zygote-> you mean my wife?
#4231
(unchali) I was in gymnastics til I realized that fat chicks cause earthquakes
#245012
<Ailure> what is divisible by zero?
<blackhole89> a miserable little pile of exceptions
#299789
< yaoi_prophet> haha this guy sitting next to me is playing touhou in class
< PoopOnaShoe> this nerd next to me is chatting on irc or something
< Rabbi-Work> these two guys next to me keep looking at each other's screens
#4698
<CrazyClimber> top dangling modifier of the day:
<CrazyClimber> "A jet going 100 m.p.h. slammed into a deer, which ruptured a wing fuel tank and dumped 70 gallons of gas on the runway. "
<CrazyClimber> i knew about cows and methane, but...
<me_tew> Dammit, when are they going to REQUIRE that fuel tanks on deer be moved away from the wings.
#17995
<danie2> do you have a gf?
<ieatrocks> hahahahahah
<ieatrocks> wow, thanks for even asking.
#30383
<animus> Anyone else ever notice that with each new release of an image editor it becomes harder harder to draw a circle?
#153297
<travish> you're gonna get her hooked on amphetamines
<travish> rofl
<TheShining> you can't get hooked on adderall
<TheShining> i've been taking it for like 3 years
#195
<bash_> don't touch me there
<bash_> whoops, wrong window
#306822
<CrazyRussian> I just finished Leisure Suit Larry 1 (again)
<CrazyRussian> It's amazing how much easier this game is when you speak English
#1734
::: .signoff@2.59p> Townshend (wang@cb31185-c.rmdws1.il.home.com); Geek used to be a 4-letter word; now it's a 6-figure one.
#49968
<_bigd_> someone find me pics of bodies/corpses/skeletons hanging from chains/meathooks, kthx
<AImtyBob> hold on, lemme check my porn dir
#19320
SilvrWolf> "I distinctly heard my Rice Crispies say 'Snap, crackle, go Fu*& yourself'."
#28547
<@Stapler[BTEG]> I'll be 19 in exactly one month.
<+Stinger> Stapler[BTEG]: whens your birthday?
<@Stapler[BTEG]> Stinger: Add one month.
Comment: birthday math
#52517
23:02:28 <@murderdeathkiller> is there something wrong with a girl who doesn't shave?
23:02:33 < Rutger> No, there isn't
23:02:40 < Patrick``> it's perfectly natural.
23:02:46 <@murderdeathkiller> that's curious. in europe it's like, no, that's cool
23:02:57 <@murderdeathkiller> in america it's like "I WANT YOU TO BE BALD LIKE AN EIGHT YEAR OL DOWN THERE BABY"
23:03:23 < Patrick``> I'd rather have wispy hair than stubble
23:03:34 < Patrick``> it's like "this vagina has the texture of rambo's chin"
#19316
Mortaneous> then there's all those damned clones...
EndersShadow> Boba Fetts/Jango Fetts all over da place
ladmoe> what clones? I don't like clones. they're so...cloneish.
Mortaneous> Boba and Jango... sounds like rednecks to me
EndersShadow> who better to be bounty hunters
Mortaneous> true
ladmoe> yesssuh, we dont like no aliens around heah!
EndersShadow> wellllll, lookeeee here. We got ourselves a Wookie!!!!!
ladmoe> you bes' get youhself a haircut, boy!
Mortaneous> hoo-boy, dem's good eats
EndersShadow> You've got a purty tentacle
#303847
<Artifice> the cat experiment was a counter example created by heisenberg himself, to prove some guys were being stupid
<Artifice> Sadly, the stupid guys were "That's awesome!"
<Artifice> Oh, it was Schrodinger. Whoops
<ZorbaTHut> heisenberg's cat is the one that's either running frantically around a room at unknown velocity, or sleeping, somewhere, but you don't know where.
<Artifice> So, just a regular fucking cat
<ZorbaTHut> Yeah pretty much.
#30401
<doogul> he can kline but he can't kill? wtf? lol
<doogul> that's like being able to jack off but you can't take your pants off
#297725
<CShadowRun> windows keeps telling me i might be a victim of software counterfeiting :(
<CShadowRun> i don't think of myself as a victim, more of a benificiary
#8457
<thrase> i hate programming
<thrase> why couldn't i be a rock star
<undrewb> cause you have the charisma of a programmer
* Mandi chortles
<undrewb> and the programming skills of a rockstar :)
#19983
<@Son_Gohan> you are lame, and pwnz is such a fucking gay word
<@Son_Gohan> its even worse then w00t
<Zeph> woot pwnz
#37043
<JavaGeek> your new g/f is an inmate?
<pr3d4t0r> Yeah. I figured I'd live more dangerously now.
<JavaGeek> mmm.. it doesn't say why she's incarcerated
<pr3d4t0r> Nothing adds to the thrill of sex like wondering "was she in the Big House for whacking her ex-b/f?"
#18429
<hadeZ> you live on your own right?
...
<hadeZ> but basically you pay with yourself
<hadeZ> for yourself rather
<Fembot> you said PAY, right?
#305931
<Joh> The worst part of life:
<Joh> That time between being able to drive the little cars at legoland and being able to drive real cars.