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#30849
<JFeeple> OONGABOONGAWOONIEWEEKIETOOVIE!
<OrcaW> I was only joking that you should take meth Feeps :p

#311166
swift110 | Sup y'all
<-- | Nothing_Much (Nothing_Muc@user/Nothing-Much/x-98833468) has quit (Connection closed)
BungusMcFungus | ^

#11255
<ducks> I was looking through someone's eBay auctions
<ducks> and this is what I see listed
<ducks> * GIRL SCOUT COOKIES THIN MINTS ORDER NOW!! *
<ducks> HAND PAINTED FLOWER POT VASE PICTURE FRAME
<ducks> SET OF 6 AMBER SUNFLOWER SALAD / FRUIT BOWLS
<ducks> THE CUTEST LITTLE ANGEL RAG DOLL
<ducks> STRIPPER VHS MOVIE

#16365
<sacarna> i think willingly putting your child in a porno comes under the catergory of unfit parent

#303811
<@[Cadaver]> cops don't have a sense of humor -_-
<@[Cadaver]> so there I was cycling (without lights) on an unlit road in the rain
<@[Cadaver]> I make a small turn and my wheels slide away and fall on my chin.
<@[Cadaver]> cheek is bleeding.
<@[Cadaver]> (and my lips aparently, but I didn't noticed this)
<@[Cadaver]> to prevent blood on my chothing I wipe it away with my hands and continue cycling home
<@[Cadaver]> clothing*
<@[Cadaver]> after a while a cop spots me and stops me
<@[Cadaver]> when he noticed the blood on cheeck/lips and hands he asks me from who it is
<@[Cadaver]> 'the blood of 7 holy virgins' wasn't an acceptable answer :(
<@[Cadaver]> spent 8 hours at the station for blood tests and a conversation with a psychologist

#11176
<IronCurtain> I can talk to two people on the internet at the same time
<Shoryu> DAMN D00D your l337

#59757
<MadSkz> Row, row, row your boat
<MadSkz> Cuban refugees
<MadSkz> If you row fast enough
<MadSkz> You will reach the Keys.

#51100
donchongo: i wonder what possesed some one to invent play-doh and silly putty
Wildfire: poop dries out to fast
donchongo: that really put a screeching halt to my thought process

#66705
<Sean`Macmillan> In a consulting firm I worked for, they abbreviated "analysis" as "anal."
<Sean`Macmillan> So after a school survey was done, one of the items on the agenda was "School visits and follow-up anal."

#49714
<numist> no wonder you're being so nice..  I forgot that you're sick
<spb> ha
* numist gives spb some tea
<numist> its a tea kind of day
<spb> awww
<spb> christel refuses to make tea :(
<numist> she does? :o
<numist> why?
<spb> because she sucks
<numist> well thats not such a bad tradeoff

#7578
*** Covaro is now known as Cov-poopie
<Cov-poopie> got shit to do

#303376
(@who-ha) Random story time, okay.
(@who-ha) I'm like, 10 years old
(@who-ha) I just got my first bottle of cologne, right
(@who-ha) so I'm playing around with it
(@who-ha) sprayed it everywhere
(@who-ha) so I put some in a cup
(@who-ha) and stick my dick in it.
(@who-ha) I cried myself to sleep.
(@Sanitized) ........
(@who-ha) I'm dead serious.

#25269
<Notoes> YES
<Notoes> FINALLY
<TlMMAH> u kissed a girl?
<Notoes> no
<Notoes> EXTERNAL 60GIG HD

#38627
<Chaos> omg i was about to kill myself but this rom saved me
<Yutz> Heh
<Yutz> When there are suicidal people in any chat, I'm a dude that's telling them to go for it
<Yutz> Because I'm a bastard
<Chaos> Yutz: Because you're the one rational enough to know they won't do it.
<Chaos> And then if they did, it'd kinda be funny when their head slumps onto the keyboard and they just keep typing "hhhhhhhhhhhhhh" for an hour

#51335
<GenericLoser> A kid got detention today in French class.
<GenericLoser> He made a white flag for his project on French art.

#6983
<unlord> you are now talking to a man who owns a piece of furniture for the express purpose of sleeping on it
<Animix> oooooooooooh
<Animix> can I have your autograph

#41867
<(dank)> so I was hanging at the bar last night, and I see what is possibly the ugliest man I've ever seen sitting close to me
<(dank)> and he's got his hand over his drink, looking around at everyone really suspiciously
<(dank)> I walk over and ask "what the hell are you doing?"
<(dank)> and he says: "someone might slip one o' those date rape drugs into my drink"

#188970
<G-Flex> I was stealing wifi once and got into the people's router and I just like
<G-Flex> wound up upgrading their firmware

#67276
* DreadPirate pictures the airline handing Mango a parachute and pointing her towards the door
Mango: DP: OI THERE!  I'm very much male!
DreadPirate: oops :)
Mango: >.<
PinkFreud: at least I'm not the only one who makes that mistake.  :P
DreadPirate: heh - glad to know I'm not alone as well
Mango: Hmm.
Mango: When you thought of me as a girl, was I pretty?

#310551
[MobileJovian] If something is objective only for one person, then it's not objective
[MobileJovian] That's sort of the exact definition of subjectivity
[Me-me] maybe for you it is
[MobileJovian] I see what you did there.

#55084
<fruitkat> .... and four aprons.. but still SIX KNIVES!
<fruitkat> and theres one called the 'stiff boning knife'
<fruitkat> ohhhh yeahhhh.
<fruitkat> im pretty much going to be boning dead animals.
* thousand has changed the topic to: <fruitkat> im pretty much going to be boning dead animals.
<fruitkat> ah crap.
<@thousand> Sorry, it had to be done :)
Comment: #qc

#3318
<@Epyon[UOPG]> Giren's Greed is being remade on PS2
* @Epyon[UOPG] faints
*** Joins: Buster
<Nomadic_Dragon> What was it for originally?
<Buster> self-arousal
<Buster> im pretty sure.

#49707
<lokwade> anyone knows a mathematical function i can use to move a decimal point by 1 to the left??
<lokwade> example 2.03 result = 20.3
<Rewt[w]> just multiply it by 10
<Rewt[w]> 2.03 * 10 = 20.3
<lokwade> eerrr oohh yeah!...dang!
Comment: #phphelp

#1851
<skmt> efnet is to a computer nerd what cigarettes are to a heroin addict.
<Digamy> i don't get it
<skmt> Digamy, if you ever come off of a hard-core drug addiction, you will find yourself addicted to cigarettes instead.
<Digamy> oh
* Digamy adds shooting up to his to-do list

#225
<Amanda`> WE COULD USE DHCP FOR WINS RESOLUTION IN OUR ROUTING TABLES OR A STANDARD IPX PACKET TRANSMISSION PROTOCOL WHEN CREATING REVERSE PTR TABLES FOR DYNAMIC CLASS A IP ADDRESSES AND MAKE SURE OUR DNS KERNEL HAS THE CORRECT START OF AUTHORITY RECORD FOR OUR SUBNET MASK WHEN PREPARING PTR RECORDS FOR LOOPBACK MULTICASTING.
<Intra> exactly amanda

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