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#91
<MntLKeY> heh, i made up 'heh'
<Amanda`> That's a pretty outrageous claim.
<MntLKeY> i've being sayin it since 96
#8238
* sabeel (~blackHoru@62.61.192.142) has joined #winprog
* delete[] sets mode: +v sabeel
<+sabeel> is google working ...?
<+O_6> !google sabeel is retarded
<+logiclrd> O_6: http://www.prairienet.org/cpt/archives/2000/oct00/0006.html
<+O_6> ^^
...
<+sabeel> !google O_6 is also retarded
<+logiclrd> sabeel: Sorry, the server did not return expected response headers. This probably means that there were no matches to your query.
<@violus> huhuh
<+O_6> sabeel, touche, retard
<@violus> owned.
#1139
<SYch0> heh
* SYch0 has a great family
<SYch0> :D
<Ash> Because they indulge you.
<Ash> But if they keep doing that, you'll grow up fat and arrogant!
<Ash> Oh, wait.... :(
#7693
<Phuser> fuck me.
<FadeJade> Why
<Phuser> i have no good reason
#309980
<SickInterpol> you couldn't be farther from the truth. I put 16GB in a quad core machine and that shit ran fly, dog.
<AaronBallman> SickInterpol: I am not a canine, and I am sorry that you had flies running on your feces.
#2201
<Guilty> I see, your ignorance expands far beyond ATI video cards
#29638
<Unleaded> I did something really geeky just now
<Ex0duz> watched star trek ?
<Unleaded> I was reading a magazine, and I glanced at the bottom right hand corner of the page expecting to see the time... :/
#36265
<tobaki> haha, my mom was listening to the new lenny kravitz album and she was like "wow, lenny sure sounds angry"
<tobaki> then he started getting violent and my mom was like "oh my god!"
<tobaki> then she took the cd out of the player and saw that it was my brothers "distUrbed" album
<tobaki> the sad part is it took her 8 songs to realize something was wrong
#33163
<goatasaur> that reminds me of the health spa that was giving a deal on "champagne facials"
<goatasaur> and i thought, "if that isn't the name of a porn site, it should be"
Comment: #fark on irvingnet
#25048
dsfsdf: I need a job
bumlube: you can just whore your sweet ass to the highest bidder.
bumlube: you chicks have it so easy.
dsfsdf: Will you be one of them?
bumlube: fuck no. i'm saving my money for a bitch without syphillis.
#4098
<akh76> Hello, I'm "an ki hong" from Korea.
<akh76> I want to know The reason Why I'm ven
<akh76> I'm lacks a Knowledge of irc
<akh76> Thank you and I hope to get your reply back soon.
#12298
* brokengolfclub goes to hunt down food or sex
<brokengolfclub> whichever I find first
<brokengolfclub> I found some crackers
<brokengolfclub> they didnt really satisfy me
<GreyWulfe> You where supposed to eat them.
<brokengolfclub> damn my roomates girlfriend smells good.......
#30373
* [NYC] has joined #emu
<[NYC]> yo
<[NYC]> whats this channel for
<splice> making fun of people who ask legitimate questions
#2400
(BrntToast) zeon_64: i chat with ppl in austrlia and they are a day ahead of us, i keep askin em to watch the 649 draw and tell me the numbers but they say it dont work that way :(
#125426
<Oakie620> ... Do triple-sided dice even exist?
* Talon_IceHawk has also tried to figure out is a two-sided die was possible. He had his head around that one for hours before deciding it wasn't >_>
<Oakie620> Oh, those exist, Talon. They're called coins. :D
#18735
NickGXZ: I got waken up
NickGXZ: my sister said to me:
NickGXZ: "Haha...you had your hand up your ass"
NickGXZ: *sniffs hand*
NickGXZ: sure enough it smelled like ass.
#19437
<Vic> You really think there's muscles under there?
<X> well, we can cough and breathe, so there's got to be at least SOMETHING
<Vic> I'd bet it's just a cougher and a breather.
<X> probably
<X> like a little fan or something
#207123
<flyinsqrl> friend wants me to put 2.22 gigs of shit on a 2 gig flash drive
<Coratee> that should work
<Coratee> you just have to really want it
#300676
<ardchoille> Think I found a bug in the space time continuum.
<ardchoille> I put movies in the mailbox at 14:00 yesterday and Netflix has already received the movies.. it's 09:29 today.
<ardchoille> And the mail schedule for that mailbox says mail is picked up at 10:30 daily, except Sunday
<felipe> that's not bad. you could exploit that and return them before you rent them and not have to pay for any of it
#34564
<ChrizzNL> err this is a C++ help channel, right?
<oracel> a what?
<ChrizzNL> what kinda channel is this??
<oracel> a channel for people with the rare blood decease Rhesus C plus (plus)
<ChrizzNL> woops
#57411
<Rjx> you know what i do in case of a flaming?
<Rjx> stop
<Rjx> drop
<Rjx> and rofl
#300636
<@mikesch> Google Wave was built to show younger people how older people feel when they try to use the internet.
#3974
[OutLore ] horray! my crossover cable worked! putting ends on is easy....
[madwoota ] if you have a crimper :P
[OutLore ] took me 45 for the first one, 5 for the second.. :)
[madwoota ] cat5 ends take < 10 seconds
[OpsuPup ] but you're l33t woota
[OpsuPup ] how could OutLore possibly hope to compete with you?
[madwoota ] i know, it's tough, but someone has to be this good
#6963
<felix:#slackware> ne1 isn't here. try AOL
#11909
<verb`> baby blue pumas are guy shoes?
<Twilo`> yes
<molesto> i might not know how to dress, but i know how not to invite a serial assfucking by the entire crew of an aircraft carrier
<Twilo`> baby blue isnt a girls color
<molesto> <Twilo`> baby blue isnt a girls color
<verb`> any color preceded by baby is a girl color
<molesto> i'll pretend you didn't say that
<Twilo`> dude u serious?
<molesto> any colour preceded by baby gets you on the paedophile register
<Twilo`> u stuck in the 90's?
<molesto> no i'm stuck back in the days when people that wore shoes like that didn't have anuses like exit wounds