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#31685
<ICWolf> I just ate a *ton* of Chinese ^_^
<Yasuo> lol, someone has to control their population ;x
#34022
<munchingfoo> lol, that might make a funny chat up line
<Kibet> my favourite is "whats your favourite flavour of wood"
<Amaunet> huh?
<Kibet> it worked once
<Kibet> right enough she was a tad insane
#48080
Somebody137: o god.. at the show saturday i took this chick home... and o god
Somebody137: she was hot
Somebody137: o god
Caffeinated Soap: did you get her number?
Somebody137: what the hell would i do with that?
#26246
<D4NG3R0U5> one time, in my science class, i had this dream...
<daenonok> dude you slept in class?
<D4NG3R0U5> in which my girlfriend (who sat a few seats away) got up, and, on her way over to me took off her top, then got on her knees and unzipped my pants
<D4NG3R0U5> yeah i slept in class, sometimes (when i decided it was time for my medication)
<D4NG3R0U5> and, bc the night before she gave me head irl, the dream was really vivid...woke up, everyone was lookin at me...
<D4NG3R0U5> then the teacher went back on talkin, and everyone turned back around...that haunts me
#25607
-= fortezza] if I push my honda over a cliff, how fast will it get to 60mph?
-= x1bncwn] the same speed as the viper
-= x1bncwn] :P
#8309
<Xunil96> because i have a metric ass-ton of perl to write
<Dr_V> would a metric ass have 10 cheeks?
#1206
<cooey> brb going to efnet under the proxy sawgrass.massopac.navy.mil and telling people to join the millitary
#298583
<echoplex> do you type by throwing chopsticks at a keyboard that is spinning or something?
#51913
<Neon> Well, there's a surefire boner-killer. Watching porn on Windows Media Player and realizing that you have the MSN music plugin enabled, showing the girl you'd like to ask out soon the title of what you're watching.
#11224
<k0reany0> hey it's been long time since I've talked to you.
<Xilokumsh0t> let's meet up and have a beer sometime
<k0reany0> sure. btw how is your wife nancy doing?
<Xilokumsh0t> her name is suzy
<k0reany0> who cares!
#295456
Note: he was on AIM on his phone
dr4yn30: AAAAAAAAAAAHH
dr4yn30: I HAVE T9
dr4yn30: HATE*
dr4yn30: I WAS TELLING SOMEONE I LOVED THEIR APP
dr4yn30: FOR A GAME
dr4yn30: AND T9 MADE IT SAY ''I love your ass''
dr4yn30: FFFFFFFFFFFFF
#11481
<cave> what does stfu mean??
<nso> shut the fuck up
<cave> sor-ry.. it was a simple question.. no reason to get so mad..
#41026
<UnkNoWnOne> u do what kinda graffiting ?
<Egofreaky> cartesian
<UnkNoWnOne> what the fuck is that >?
<Egofreaky> well, you get your X axis... then plot a set of distributed,
but linear, points along it... and then use it to find out the values of
certain 3 dimensional figures...
<UnkNoWnOne> huh ?
<UnkNoWnOne> whats ya tag ?
<Egofreaky> n^6/m2
#1970
<D1> but I wish I lived in the same house with 30 women.
* DooD rushes out to sue some sororities to get in
<kisama_> women are not sex objects, women are psychotic freaks
<kisama_> expect to take a six digit number if you want to go to the bathroom
<kisama_> and if you want to eat, make sure you have a lot of g's
<kisama_> ahh, like your closets filled with clutter?
<kisama_> want people to not stay out of your room?
<kisama_> maybe you'd like your bathroom closet being full of toilet paper and tampons?
<kisama_> yeah, think about that before you go out and say you want to live with 30 women
#33709
<el_oso> I want to make my own internet.
<el_oso> :(
<pinin> you should so we wouldn't have to see you
Comment: #GeekIssues
#1667
(iSONEWS) [iSONEWS] Update in DivX: My Life *CLASSIC* released by MEDiAMANiACS (49 files, 08/12/2001) www.isonews.com/r/?155D256CD=
(`Thunder) whoa
(`Thunder) they released my life
(`Thunder) how did they tape all that?!
(madman`) no way!! stop lying! it's MY LIFE!!
(runner-) either way its gonna be boring
#309782
<@Taryn> some people apparently think that taxes are EVIL!!!! and that the ideal rate is 0%
<@Taryn> these people have never played SimCity
<@Taryn> (seriously, SimCity was what helped me understand why taxes exist)
<@NWH> <Fox News> Will Wright is a filthy godless liberal!
<@Taryn> lol
<@Treeki> there should be a libertarian SimCity
<@Treeki> it would be exactly like regular SimCity, but all the buttons would be disabled
<@Treeki> except for zooming and moving around
#77482
<Snausages> So, an E-flat, a G-flat, and a B-flat walk into a bar.
<Snausages> And the bartender says,
<Snausages> "I'm sorry, we don't serve minors."
<Myke> That struck a chord.
<Snausages> Careful with those puns, you'll get in treble.
<Myke> But they're key to my humour.
<Myke> And very noteworthy.
#10899
<StrScream> there is definitely not NEARLY enough dick being licked.
#305429
<@AnnonSSI> ... /google-starts-censoring-bittorrent-rapidshare-and-more-110126/
<@Skitzo> noooooooooo
<@Skitzo> fuck google
<@Skitzo> i'm never going to use another google product again
<@Skitzo> except for my phone
<@Skitzo> and google chrome because it's a rad browser
<@Skitzo> and gmail
<@Skitzo> and gtalk
<@Skitzo> and google search
<@Skitzo> shit
#49772
<kyrih> I'm out, cya all!
<DM> me 2
* DM is now known as DM-off
* kyrih is now known as kyrih-off
* merc is now known as merc-off
* logan is now known as logan-off
<jack> well...maybe not
#33333
<mindstorms> so, you up for writing "definitely not a bomb" on your luggage and running around with a bag of sugar screaming "oh no anthrax!?" and wearing an outfit that consists of nothing but metal, just for some more fun in the metal detectors.
#3711
<ckjesus2k> Jews are so...Jewish
<pyristorm> HEY, no insults on this channel!
#265195
<Gayo> google added gif emoticons to gmail.
<mathrick> they did?
<mathrick> FUCKERS
<Gayo> "If you're tired of not being able to find the right words to express yourself in your messages, emoticons are here to help."
<Gayo> Oh Christine, I love you so much more than my crass tongue can ever express! Let me show you how I feel with this smiley face in a party hat.
#4356
<teu> I have to admit, when I first suggested anal sex to my girlfriend, she looked at me like I was crazy. I offered to double-wrap, use plenty of AstroGlide, but she was still totally freaked over the idea of it. Then she made a deal with me: If I'd bend over for her strap-on, she'd bend over for me. We take turns taking it up the poop chute, and now we finally feel like our relationship is fully equal