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#31953
<zzorn> heh.. Imagine some other civilization dismantling a space probe.. "Just look at this messy code! What barbarians!"
Comment: Following the Spirit breakdown late Jan 04
#10486
<cj_> we lost 20,000 rows of customer data
<Twid> cj: eek!
<Twid> I hope the innocent were blamed.
<Kin-San> 20k? holy...
<cj_> we blamed the guy that didn't come in today.
<Kin-San> lol
<Twid> good. as long as normal business procedures were followed
#60282
Kodan882: Once a long time ago, I was listening to a talk radio show.
Kodan882: THey werre talking about motorcycles, and a guy called in and screamed "PENIS!" and then hung up.
DragonOfLight121: ...
DragonOfLight121: LOL
Kodan882: The guys at the station were silent
Kodan882: Though, you could hear laughter in the background
DragonOfLight121: xD
#19313
Red-Fraggle> y'know, I've said this before, and I'm saying it again, a scrotum would make a DAMN fine change purse.
#57047
<Mel>People make misstakes daniel, ive made plenty misstakes but i try not to make the smae misstake three times
<Mel> same*
#139721
<justin> shipped mah package
<justin> if you know what I mean
<jake> Shipping must have been cheap
<jake> if you know what I mean
#299563
Alyssa: soo, how are we going to be awesome? i leave what we're doing up to you, cause i just sit around
Marc Truant: pshhh, anything
Marc Truant: we could watch a movie or hang at the mall. maybe chill at a house. fuck. anything!
Alyssa: okayy :D it's up to you
Marc Truant: you didnt catch that, did you?
Alyssa: ...oh
#29541
Xith: I didn't know shit could be digitaly transfered
UPC747|Rob: yeah
BouncyFish: It's called the internet.
#3260
<c-rOCK> damn my cell phone still reeks of pussy
<c-rOCK> wheres the febreze
<Goemon> Hmm...Did you put it on vibrate?
#3990
<Lowtax> Command and Conquer? Is that being the movie with Regis & kathy Lee?
#2261
<Saffio> I went to microsoft sales training
<Saffio> they gave it to me there [windows XP]
<eldee> Saffio: so did i.. they gave me a laptop case/bookbag thing and office XP pro :)
<eldee> Saffio: the laptop case is sweet... but it has "microsoft licensing agent" embroidered on the back of it... im worried if i wear it in public, i'll get assassinated
<kable> should have told them "no thanks, i downloaded the pro version"
#51050
<@kickaha> I'm beginning to be seduced by the life of leisure shit.
<Franoculator> run for President. You get 6 weeks of vacation per month.
<`WarpKat> yea...and also whenever there's a crisis
#33235
<ogw-iii> where did I see this quote: "When all you have is a nail gun, every problem looks like a messiah."
<triple6> homedepot.com
#60134
star: if some girl sent you a text (assume that your a boy) and it said
star: "i feel like the cat who ate all the cream"
star: bearing in mind she just had a date
star: what would you think she meant?
Sophi x: i have no idea
star: well let me tell you what i sent back
star: "full of cream? i take it the date went well"
star: now she's calling me a perv :(
#287
<wild-> so a guy goes to the drugstore, he says 'i need some condoms for my 11 year old daughter' druggist says 'your daughters sexually active at age 11?' he says 'nah she just lies there like her mother'
#49717
<labala> i like teh leet pie
<looksofat> stfu, nobody likes you here
<@nobody> wtf, no i dont
#309106
<Zirak> So, I began to install Arch Linux. Had some problem with the booting device, but it happened before, no biggie.
<Zirak> Fixing that problem made a bigger problem. Which made a bigger problem.
<Zirak> Eventually, arch told me "Bailing out, you are on your own. Good luck."
<Zirak> Followed by a kernel panic
#50339
CatDog: I'm gonna ask the girl in english class what wow sever she plays on
CatDog: other guys get phone numbers i get ip addresses
Comment: irc.bungie.org #hat-trick
#29301
<Dilbert|AFK> my homopage is www.fark.com
<Dilbert|AFK> ...
<Dilbert|AFK> and thats my homepage too
Comment: irc.cheatlist.com #dcemu
#37705
<@Petah> btw, drug tests are the most degrading things on the face of the earth
<@Petah> pissing on demand into a plastic cup is by far the worst thing I've had to do in a doctor's office. it trumps "turn and cough" by a mile
<@Petah> especially when you come out and hand the nurse a cup full of piss and she comments on the volume
<@Petah> FUCK YOU BITCH I HAD A LOT OF WATER!
#13065
<Rice_Boy> look at the sys requirements for interdev: www.free-trial-sex.com
<Rice_Boy> er... http://msdn.microsoft.com/vinterdev/prodinfo/sysreq.asp
<iheartsql> HAHAHAHAHA
<iheartsql> HAHAHAHAHA
<iheartsql> PRON HEAD
<Rice_Boy> my bad
<Rice_Boy> damn
#8687
<Ryk> "let's be friends" is what chicks say when they're feeling guilty about shafting someone.
<Ryk> they don't mean it.
<Ryk> they mean the kind of friends that never speak and never see each other.
<Tippytoes> thats the best kind of friends
#122388
<X-Istence> Oh that was just epic. I two girls one cupped my entire family
<lordoden> lmfao
<lordoden> oh god
<lordoden> thats horrible
<X-Istence> The TV is run over DSL right
<ALT_HACK> wow
<X-Istence> so whenever the TV is on (DVR type system, TVoIP)
<X-Istence> the download speeds drop to practically 0
<X-Istence> So I intercepted teh packets, and ran an MPEG 4 stream of 2 girls 1 cup to the DVR
Comment: #nerdgy irc.freenode.net
#16274
<Calrathan> its amazinz;].jhv0z;].jhv0z;].jhv0z;].jhv how a little liquid in the keyboard can screw it up so much
#33392
< neotiger> it leads me to believe that IE is more fucked than the average japanese schoolgirl when in close proximity to an octopus