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#6361
<tbp> I never trusted James Earl Jones after that Vader shit.
#17217
<PuyoDead> gahaha, I'm watching some porn live cam, and the girl is just sitting there eating doughnuts
#306012
panjohnl: Bad joke time! So Helium walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "We don't serve noble gases here."
panjohnl: Helium doesn't react.
panRJK: you know what I say to that?
panRJK: He He He
#86021
<Coff> We should bring rain ponchoes back. Problem Solved.
<Cyg> New Problem: I don't want to look like a homeless wizard.
#11712
<Podex> AHOY! I SEE THAT THE FAG FLEET IS IN PORT. MY INSULTS AND DISSING SHALL DECIMATE YOU LIKE A VERBAL PEARL HARBOR!
*** Podex was kicked by Chipko (autokick for CAPS LOCK)
#44572
<@PJD> a blackdude tried 2 molest u last night?
<@spo0n> yeah
<@spo0n> he called it "dancing" i called it "nigga get your hand out of my pants"
<@PJD> oh so ur racist
#13417
<Eric> still talking 'bout chickens? =)
<splorpo> no, the chickens talk thru us
<splorpo> we channel chickens
<splorpo> everyone in france doesit
#36277
<O-3> is IRC internet-based?
#30952
<NotNot> Why does my mom cook brownies? They always go straight to my stomach delivering a pack of C4 explosives.
<Campster> Oh god
<Campster> Now I have an image of you on the toilet, with a .wav of "TERRORISTS WIN" playing.
<NotNot> hahahahahaha
<Mr_X> *FLUSH* "TERRORISTS WIN!"
#28799
<ruumis> my dad is like super-homeopathic man
<hilltop> does that mean he can read the minds of gay people?
#36173
<kpt> any Java coders in the house? I have a question about recursion
<danamania> kpt: ask kpt when she gets back in
#19306
<blm07> i blocked that bitch
<Bobo> blocked?
<Bobo> this isn't aim -_-
* Bobo sets mode: +aol blm07
#7106
(Deathwing) I get to see a concert tomorrow, so there
(Lanfear) what concert?
(Deathwing) some guy who plays guitar for commercials
(zed) Wow, some guy who plays guitar for commercials.
(Deathwing) zed, he's one of the most famous guitarist in the world, actually
(Deathwing) up there with Joe Satriani, among others
(Lanfear) that's why you call him 'some guy'?
#22019
* Guest16686 (JAVGUEST@***.ipt.aol.com) has joined #tribesnz
* Guest16686 is now known as nima
<nima> hi
<nima> I'm thinking about moving to nz, is it a smart move?
<DJ> depends, do you like hobbits?
<nima> whats hobbits?
<duckstab> men who like stealing parts of your vagina in the night.
<duckstab> first night, bam - no cervix for you
* nima (JAVGUEST@***.ipt.aol.com) has left #tribesnz
#306403
<+CoJaBo> me is bored
<+CoJaBo> Slash key: Miss it, and sound like caveman.
#7658
<xwred1> my friend on aim is annoying me I want to hack them
<xwred1> I just want to get in and format his drive
<xwred1> I asked him for his address ip and he said its 127.0.0.1
<TheOnyx> heh
<TheOnyx> Do you know what 127.0.0.1 is?
<xwred1> its an address
<xwred1> loopback, or something, right?
<xwred1> it loops to him, then back to me
<xwred1> thats how I can hax0r him
#2596
<jstepka> there is nothing about you a complete personality change couldn’t fix.
#15424
<ZondrZout> You sloppy ASP coders!
<Xtreee> ZondrZout, I am @ the stage where I am happy when my code works :)
<ZondrZout> My boss is at the stage where he's happy when I work
#8562
<Minstrel> OMG!
<Minstrel> OMG!
<Minstrel> OMG!
<Minstrel> Tornado!
<Guantlet> better get to the basement mins
<Minstrel> bbl, Ima go get stoned and go outside.
#5990
<zer0man> i wish someone told me that having a girlfriend was going to be difficult
<zer0man> or if they told me that, I wish i listened
#15507
<treaps> i've always wanted to try taking diezepam and trying to do math or program computers
<rdgzt> What's diezepam?
<treaps> muscle relaxer/antianxiety drug
<treaps> it's a class IV drug on this chart
<rdgzt> It makes you shit your pants and not worry about it?
#305221
<sdmkun> tar -xzf merc.tgz what the fuck
<sdmkun> how the fuck do you people remember this shit
<bucketmouse> just think with a german accent
<bucketmouse> XTRACT ZE FILES
#2415
<Dude> did ya hear poland bought 5000 septic tanks?
<DatDawg> why?
<Dude> as soon as the figure out how to drive them there invading russia
#10430
* cj_ installs svgalib.
<cj_> gonna test quake2 on linux
<nwinter> nice.
<cj_> then i can play with myself
<nwinter> GRODEY.
<cj_> no seriously. my monitors face inwards at me, and both the mice are
within an arms reach. i can chase myself around.
#13946
<URinsane> i'll restart after i sync my palm
<element> oh fancy pants with a palm
<URinsane> HANDSPRING VISOR EDGE BIZATCH
<element> do you keep your bitchs digits on there
<URinsane> hell yea
<element> do you stylus them in at bars
<URinsane> i whip that shit out
<element> HOLD ON I CANT FIND MY STYLUS
<element> DONT LEAVE
<element> ARE YOU SOBERING UP
<element> ILL BUY YOU ANOTHER
<element> JUST DONT LEAVE
<URinsane> pfft plz when u have as sexy of a pda as me you dont need to buy them drinks
<element> yeah thats just wasted money for them to find out you are a nerd and not sleep with you anyway
<element> now you have a warning device