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#18143
* compl3x is away (sleeping with kilrathi's mom)
<KilrathiX> hey!
<KilrathiX> that's my job!
#20221
<RatingsQ> WHOA I JUST HAD AN IDEA FOR A MOVIE
<RatingsQ> d00d what if you had this dude, typing on IRC...
<RatingsQ> but if he falls below 55 words per minute, dalnet explodes?
#5048
<l0wkey> i used to be a freelance gynecologist
#24269
<The_Roach> Where's Gatts when you need him?
<Winter> dead?
<The_Roach> Not possible.
<The_Roach> That's where we need him.
<The_Roach> PARADOX!
#311431
curiousjock> hi
<sickleanna> hiya curiousjock
<curiousjock> hey there sickleanna
<bubblegumbitch> oh sick leanna. i thought anna was a communist lol
* sickleanna is now known as sickle-anna
<sickle-anna> lets roll with it
<TungstenCarbide> can't roll
<TungstenCarbide> someone sliced the tires
<TungstenCarbide> someone with a SICKLE
#2172
<refugee> man
<refugee> you cant cancel an AOL subscription online
<dwai> try to do it over the phone
<refugee> and they want your screenname when you cancel
<refugee> so I gotta be like "yeah, my screenname is SIZZLINGCROTCH"
#32460
<@splice> got my homestead exemption taken care of this morning, i should get a nice refund on le taxes
<@D-viant> le taxes??? Did you move to le canada?
<@D-viant> or are you just feeling le fruity this morning?
#13476
<[cr0wz]> my dildo hurts
<_SuPeR_Fly_> my arse hurts
<wisteria101> see a doc
<[cr0wz]> i wonder why
* FadeJade sees a connection
#2353
<korb> anyone got a nuked vers of kof2000n??
<korb> anyone got a nuked vers of kof2000n???
<blazemore> quick, add more question marks, i think it's working
#26279
<Hatter> I accidentally just IM'd a coworker "Dong lunch?" instead of "Doing lunch?" :?
#17255
<MatthewH12> i heard StrokIt lets u use mouse 'gestures' to tell your computer what to do
<isajeep> takes mouse inputs creates shortcuts
<NickBlasta> ok so if you move your mouse up and down really fast will it go to a porn site?
<isajeep> you can do that nick
<NickBlasta> sweet
#6484
<luna> okay okay, so it *probably* isn't going to snow, but i can
<luna> imagine it!
<roland> well, if we're imagining, i can imagine buxom women will fall
<roland> from the sky like sexy hailstones.
#11686
<Hydrac7> Bukkake!
<Clockwork> hahaha
<Clockwork> BUKKAKE
<Alice`> I don't know why people giggle so much when someone mentions bukkake, let me tell you there's nothing funny about the manseed of 182 guys dripping down your face.
<Alice`> Well you might giggle a bit afterwards, but you don't mean it really.
<pot-shot> yeah you giggle, its like anxiety laughter, because oh fuck you are alive, for the fucking love of god you are alive, and it tastes like rice pudding, delicoius perfect rice pudding and there is literally gallons of it around you
#301385
<Emperor_Nick> I have Star Wars theme and classic Monopoly. I like building houses on the Death Star, because I imagine Darth Vader cutting the grass on the surface of the huge laser's dish.
<Emperor_Nick> A little picket fence, some roses...
<Emperor_Nick> You could really spruce the place up.
<Emperor_Nick> Turn that Death Star into a Dream Star.
<Emperor_Nick> Him and Emperor Palpatine in a civil union, adopting a wookie orphan.
<Emperor_Nick> The Jedi protesting their corruption of the sacred union between a man, a woman and The Force...
* Emperor_Nick has disturbed daydreams
#56716
<akatarli> omg, last night, we were waiting for the bus (it was like 7)
<akatarli> this group of guys, like in their 40's walk by
<akatarli> one of the stops in front of me and goes "Oh man, those are fantastic!" and walks on
<akatarli> at first I had no idea what he was talking about
<akatarli> I was like "what the hell, was he... OMG HE'S TALKING ABOUT MY BOOBS!!!"
<akatarli> it was a very emotionally traumatizing experience.
<demnted_squirell> did you slap him?
<akatarli> by the time i realized what he was talking about, he was gone.
<demnted_squirell> bummer
<demnted_squirell> well did you learn anything from this?
<akatarli> ya
<akatarli> tank top + Bourbon St. + Rain = VERY BAD IDEA
<akatarli> :'-(
Comment: Bourbon St. in New Orleans, LA
#14904
<drunker> whats's the microsoft.com site
#10859
<BigTongue> man, look at this slut on the price is right... bob barker is having a viagra attack
#203468
< brandon> SWITCHES AINT SHIT BUT NODES AND NICS
#50599
<Rev> I dunno, now I have an extra hour, kinda. I mean, it'll FEEL like I do.
<Rev> But only for today.
<Rev> So I have to use it wisely.
<Nick> porn.
<Rev> Right.
<Inferno> Agreed.
<Rev> An extra hour of porn.
Comment: Daylight savings time
#63069
<Hephesus> I think the baby has a fever...
<Trinexx> a fever on a baby is a clear sign of demonic possession, you must remove the heart with a dog skull, then piss inside an empty glass and drink it. Burn the heart. Smear the ashes on your penis. Make hot steamy love to an asian boy.
<Trinexx> be sure to smear molten sugar on the baby's legs and throw it in an antbed once you're done
<Hephesus> or, you know, give him a bath and some medicine...
<Trinexx> NO! DO NOT LET THE DEMON TOUCH WATER!
<Hephesus> what if I bathe him in holy water?
<Trinexx> possibly, as long as the heart has already been removed
#32482
* somniloquy streaks through the channel, just to see if anyone's awake
* Raist GAHS and covers his eyes. "The goggles! zey do nothing!"
#304607
The_Jack_of_Clubs: you need to upgrade to safari 5.0.0.0.0.0.0.0.0.0.0.0.3 cause it fixes 1 little issue that youll never notice, mostly cause you use firefox, also it needs to restart and to "optimize the hard drive" and while your at it, would you like to install the new version of itune+quicktime? its only 20gb and it has the ability to upgrade the firmware of the iphone that you dont have!
#34261
<Kurt> there should be a tv show "ARABS BLOW UP THE DARNDEST THINGS"
#40726
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< dogmeat> fags!
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< dogmeat> except darkwise!
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#8165
<Kash> I have a large bulge in my pants.
*** Kash was kicked by Kiler (let the gerbil out)