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#61068
Ryan: Whats a good lie to fill some hours in? I have a day with nothing. lol
Andrew: uh.. something with orcs?
Ryan: lol, that would be telling the truth.
Andrew: thats sad
Ryan: I was playing WoW
#16758
{Plag} i liked women at 13
{Plag} even 11
{Pest} i liked woman since third grade
{Beat-Boy} ive liked men since i saw your sister
#220691
Aga: I just binned a condom
Aga: it had ran past its expiry date
Aga: ...somehow I make sure to always have one around in case somebody else might be in dire need of one
#7425
<UllerSkewl> metric system is better anyways
<stx-suicidal> werd
<stx-suicidal> inches are gay
<puto> your just mad cause you dont have many of them nick
#300740
<Brian> Hey hey, want to apply for a job at my work?
<Jeremy> Sure, I guess :) What would they need from me?
<Brian> A resume, cover letter, employment history, maybe urine
<Jeremy> I'm guessing they don't want me to mail that last one in :-D
<Brian> No, the last one is for my personal enjoyment.
#23245
<mAJ0RD> im so glad i spent $0 on office xp
#35267
<deF> democrats swallow
<TheBrad> well, that's a constructive way to look at politics
<Vampire> deF your not even american
<Vampire> you cant have a opinion
<Vampire> heh
<MECHANIX> yeah hes a fucking swede
<MECHANIX> what do you guys have
<MECHANIX> swedolitics?
<deF> blondes with big breasts
* deF wins *
#28800
<gixxerca> Read Romans 1:26-32 to learn more about same sex relationships.
<DNAspark99> ummmm, no. fuck that. go out an be GAY yourself, if you REALLY want to learn more about same-sex relationships.
<gixxerca> Please spare 2 minutes of reading to learn the truth?
<DNAspark99> "truth" found in the bible?
#11263
<CABAL> you're the fat one
<CABAL> like hell gravity would let you jump
#298197
< SgtSauce> How come it's so quiet?
< SgtSauce> There's like million peoples on
<@|silicon> you'd be surprised how much duct tape $50 will buy
Comment: #geekissues
#33366
<CaRaB3lla> god des..i love seeing you so bitchy!
<DesScorp> I know
<DesScorp> makes you horny, doesn't it?
<CaRaB3lla> makes me want to bend you over a barrel and have my way with you
<DesScorp> my asshole itches with anticipation
<DesScorp> wait
<DesScorp> that's the clap
<DesScorp> never mind
<KArmA-> I can see where you'd be confused
Comment: #bifemunix on EFnet
#953
(Mutiny) I'm talking to my mom online and she just said "i could use a good vibrator. i know you dont want to hear that but a woman has needs"
* Mutiny runs and washes his eyes out with bleach
#18957
<Randomman> I would'nt be late for work so often if only my cock would go off on fuckin time for once.
*** Randomman has quit IRC (Shut up. Shut up. Shut up.)
#27828
[5:36] :: truder- [test@intrud3rz.users.undernet.org] signed off.. [Quit: A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over; nobody's home." I went over. Nobody was home.]
#53550
<OrchidOfCruelty> I wonder if women have a problem carrying their iPod shuffle around on their waist or keychain. It kind of looks like a tampon
#37606
<iSsuEs> god.. fucking email spammers
<iSsuEs> i block html images
<iSsuEs> they send ascii art
#5761
<Anton> I can see myself reinstalling windows
<A|exander> wow, are you having an out of body experience?
#59054
<AKMask> [...] So im out the road at a bonfire with a bunch of guys. Eagle Beach, great bonfire, 35 pallets. I end up in the woods going at it with this girl i meet there. My 'friends' decide it would be a great idea to toss my pants in the bonfire. I had to drive 35 miles back to town with my ass exposed. it sucked.
#2160
<TheMyst> hey, anyone here use a radar detector?
<Customz> yes why myst?
<Customz> i only use it so i know when to stash the blunt
<Customz> fuck speeding
#8323
<dt--> womb- im a big proponent of enviroment conditioning the youth
<wombrood> dt: 'environment,' for future reference
<djthrush> also, believing that something is true does not make you a
'proponent'
<djthrush> 'proponent' is closer in meaning to 'advocate'
<dt--> im aware of its meaning
<dt--> but thanks webster
<djthrush> i don't think you are! since you used it wrong and all
<dt--> how did i use it wrong?
<djthrush> i just explained it to you
<djthrush> are you some sort of illiterate fag?
<djthrush> are you a homeless boozer who just wandered into an internet
cafe? what?
<djthrush> i mean, really
#4351
<Khross> I'M GOING TO REPLACE YOUR LOWFAT MILK WITH SLIGHTLY HIGHER FAT MILK AND EXPOSE YOU TO THE RISK OF FUTURE HEART DISEASE.
#34693
<Fragas> did u have fun at the deb party mr hinton?
<Hinton> yer
<Hinton> the afterparty was shit tho
<Hinton> a bunch of greasy wogs playing doof doof till 5am
<Fragas> lol.......maybe im naive, but whats doof doof?
<Hinton> techno
<Fragas> oh......ooooooooooh
<Fragas> i thought it was a sex game
#13900
<Elfhelm> ya can never have to much coffee.
<Elfhelm> the stuff is great for the soul
<Spriggan|UT> just like heroin .... i mean church
#27960
<Monkey> I once ate at an Irish restaurant in China Town, D.C.
* Monkey tries to be topical
* waider rubs monkey on his skin and breaks out in a rash.
<waider> you're not a very good topical.
<@kingmob> discontinue monkey if rash appears
#14753
<morbid> I had this plan
<morbid> i was going to join the band
<morbid> and kill myself, and leave my tuba there.
<morbid> it would explain it all