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#18756
<FiZi> I WANT YOU TO CALL ME
<FiZi> JUST SO I CAN SAY "OH HELLO MR. TROLL FAG! YOUR MATURE!" and then hangup on YOU
<WO-Booz> it'd be funny if you actually make spelling errors when you speak, too
#13200
<erisynne> he has a ctcp version fetish
<erisynne> he did it to me 7 times
<GreenMtn> did you lose your versionity?
#25475
<D4NG3R0U5> when a girl says 'blow me' what the fuck does she mean
<Ravenouse1> basically, she's telling you to suck her cock
#32077
<tofubar> i will sue for racial descrimination if u do not approve my joke about hobbits
<tofubar> here it goes:
<tofubar> ok
* mode/#geekissues [+b *!*tofubar@c-65-97-17-42.va.client2.attbi.com] by livewireo
* tofubar was kicked off #geekissues by c-rOCK (banned)
#45868
<Como> You Know You're Addicted to the Internet When: As your car crashes through the guardrail on a mountain road, your first instinct is to search for the "back" button.
<SavageBasher> mine would be
<SavageBasher> damn I should have brought my camera
<Como> mine would be tilt back to try and get the car to land on its wheels, as it is in GTA
<Como> because if it lands on its roof it will catch fire and explode
<Como> after a few seconds
<Como> and its too much effort to punch in the cheat for the car again
#3610
<sAmEeLl> canada`s fbi is called RCMP
<sAmEeLl> sounds like a dos attack
#7812
<Allen> what about Hall?
<CactusJac> he died
<Mikey316> he was arrested
<Allen> make up your mind..
<CactusJac> He was arrested for dying.
#923
<reptile-> black is pry my favorite color for clothing. =/
<MadHatter> are you still fat
#302273
< unrealun1verse> i sometimes wonder if theres some disease that makes you want to do your mum jokes all the time
< fbstj> whatever it is, he probably caught it off your mum :P
#303758
<Sebas> Heh, some of our neighbours at Wacken had 30 kilos of dry ice to cool their drinks. It worked after a fashion, but it's difficult to drink whiskey when it's frozen solid.
<Sebas> Of course, my first reaction when they told me was "Hah. Hard liquor."
#103393
<^Migs^> Is there a way I can use Javascript so that when a user clicks a button, it opens and closes their CD drive, makes their computer beep several times, and gives them a BSOD?
<bkruse> ^Migs^: tell them to use IE
<bkruse> then just write code as normal.
#6006
<Kaje> my friend at camp brought his psx and gathered us all into his room to watch him beat it
#1911
<D\TOX> DenverJeepGuy : well check out my picture and see if I look too old for you
<D\TOX> babyangelcakes1405 : damn ur hott!
<D\TOX> DenverJeepGuy : so do you like college guys like me?
<D\TOX> babyangelcakes1405 : yeah...
<D\TOX> this 14 year old says she can't fuck me
<D\TOX> 'cause she's grounded
<D\TOX> but in a month she can
#29744
<Archr5> Sava, $399 AMERICAN thats like 900 million Canadian Yen.
#8458
<Punk-In-Drublic> THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE SUCK COCK ...Mousey, Dave, Vas, Belindah..........YALL CAN GAT FUCKED COS IM DRUNK WOOOOOOOOO ......BOOBIES WOOOOOOOOOO'
<Mousey> why am i first
<Mousey> thats really insulting
<vas-deferens> because your the best at iut
<mk4> why am i second ?
<vas-deferens> shit im third
<vas-deferens> i better work on my technique
<vas-deferens> at least im beating a chick
<Mousey> hahahah
#2718
<Furan> the only 2 types of women that don't bitch and moan are gifs and jpgs
#10135
<Starchild> !define PCMCIA
<CCU-Bot> DEFINING... ONE MOMENT, PLEASE
<CCU-Bot> 2 entries found for PCMCIA.
<CCU-Bot> Entry 1/2:
<CCU-Bot> PCMCIA
<CCU-Bot> <body, standard> Personal Computer Memory Card International
<CCU-Bot> Association. (Or People Can't Memorise Computer Industry
<CCU-Bot> Acronyms).
<CCU-Bot> DONE - PCMCIA (Entry 1/2)
<Starchild> hey, fuck you
#391
<Zer0sKewl> Haha, I just nuked someone for my first time, Am I elite now?
#6243
<`Brianne> stop it...youre making me feel all warm inside...
<`Brianne> oops wrong channel
#9511
<BoShekk> hey
<jstepka> hey
<merkzu> hey
<BoShekk> its fat albert
#14989
<MU-Ravage> tuesday night Im going to a funeral home
<MU-Smash> why?
#7216
<eod> echo "\$cd pub" >t-shirt
<eod> echo "\$more beer" >>t-shirt
<eod> heh
<weis> cat t-shirt | sed s/beer/whiskey/ >better_t-shirt
#14697
<kRadD3ViL> fUk1n n0n-31337 h4x0rz! t4lk l1k3 n00bZ!!!!
<evildewr> hey, i used to speek like that.. but it don't make you leet with women
<kRadD3ViL> WhY u s4y d4t n00b?
<evildewr> cuz my girlfriend dumped me for using numbers when we communicated
<kRadD3ViL> u h4d a g1rlfr13nd? fuk1ng 31337!!!!! g1rls s0und 1337!
#9034
<ggeyton_hewitt> <_git_> hey folks, what does @ mean in front of someones nick?
<ggeyton_hewitt> <thorn``> The @ symbol identify's the channel operators.. Chops have extra commands for control of the room
<ggeyton_hewitt> <_git_> does it mean that persons is a sad wanker who spends his life on irc, has no real friends, and prefers to chat on here than in a pub?
<ggeyton_hewitt> it's funny cos it's true
<Syncope> lol
<Syncope> very true
<Syncope> :/
<ggeyton_hewitt> `deop
<Syncope> `deop
#7535
<orb06> something red and semi-opaque
<orb06> said it was "stool softener"
<orb06> Im like wtf
<orb06> I like my stool hard, ma'am
<orb06> and left without it
<orb06> no pain no gain
<orb06> thats what I say