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#28864
* lemming almost ejaculates
* lemming rolls on the floor moaning
<[Bond]> 0.o
<Yumi_Saotome> thats too much info right there
<[Bond]> not for me, send pics
#301342
<DrSunglass> So, my family just upgraded to HDTV satellite TV.
<DrSunglass> The thing I notice most is that the fine print in commercials is now clearly legible.
#307572
< nathan> GODDAMNIT
< nathan> my DB is being an anus to me
< tonyb486> ANUS DB?!
< tonyb486> with the anusdb, every user gets their own "anus," and are encouraged to say things like "just store it in my anus"
#32065
<Preznix> penis adapter for gameboy advanced sp
<splice> finally, a use for the power glove
#302050
<Beanuritos> No way, I'm lazier than any of you.
<zetatech> i was so lazy earlier that while masturbating i just pretended i came
<Beanuritos> ...
<MorkDB> ...
<Beanuritos> respect
#1508
<MegaWorld> Anyone awake?
<hypr> shutup im trying to sleep
#235397
<Smidge204> Asperger's syndrome is most commonly contracted by reading the Wikipedia article on Asperger's syndrome.
#21554
Motorbreath151: I love
TheOffspring326: what?
Motorbreath151: oh sorry
Motorbreath151: forgot to finnish my sentence
Motorbreath151: I-KIRJAIN lempiä ilakoida televisio kisat
Motorbreath151: there we go
TheOffspring326: what the fuck
Motorbreath151: i finnished it
Motorbreath151: stupid
Motorbreath151: finnish is a language
#38632
<Talin> dialup is like sex...
<Talin> ...somehow
<heinz> It takes 5 attempts before you get connected? ;/
<heinz> You can only go at it in 2 hour periods? :/
<heinz> If you stop for 15 minutes, thats it? :/
#10260
2(SilentSniper): I took my ps2 to florida, and the airport security bomb checker dude wouldnt stop asking me questions... "Did you get it when it was $200 or $300? Should I get an XBox or a PS2? I heard that a Ps3 is coming out? What is the best game?"
14(OuT-4-BlooD): haha
02(SilentSniper): SHUT UP AND LOOK FOR DANGEROUS EXPLOSIVES AND QUESTIONABLE FOREIGNERS
#2224
<ViBeZz> thats the thing i dont wanna partition my hard drive
<|Z|> ViBeZz if you don't partition your HD, you're a fucking moron and you deserve to die
#6699
<dbaker> Whoever thinks rc5-64 will be cracked in 50 years is an idiot.
<dbaker> It'll be cracked before the end of 1998.
#9547
<Tharivol> once I had to write something on the computer on paper..
<Tharivol> i hit ctrl-c then...
<Tharivol> my brain sorta got jammed in neutral
#310368
<hep> would anyone like to sign up for our trolling ghostwriting service?
<hep> for the busy professional who still wants to troll
<hep> you just give us your nick
<hep> and we troll as you
#3352
<dr\gonzo> i'd rather cut off my own penis than run linux
<dr\gonzo> running linux screams I fuck ugly chicks
#5902
<The_Roach> I hear you're pissed.
<A|exander> who told you that
<The_Roach> Anton said you went to the pub.
<A|exander> does it necessarily follow that i'm pissed?
<The_Roach> ...
<The_Roach> Well, yes.
<A|exander> well, it turns out you;'re right
<A|exander> but don't be so presumptious in future
#81109
Lord of the View: Can anyone solve this for me?
Lord of the View: 100*X/22=120
Lord of the View: What is X?
DemiGod: What are you trying to solve?
Lord of the View: Well, 120 is my IQ result. 22 is my chronological age. I want to know how old my mental age is.
DemiGod: ...
#14983
<bring> My mom, out of the blue
<bring> asked me if I ever thought of joining the army
<bring> and was like "I don't approve of that, but you might like it" and I was like "approve of what?" so she was like "you know, killing people"
#243532
stephen: i win bitch
reese: i was lagging
stephen: wtf
reese: yeah dude total lag
stephen: we were playing chess...
#27684
<@afkaos> OMFG
<@stuff57> ?
<@afkaos> I think my Grandpa is using 1337 speak WTF?!
<@afkaos> This is my grandpa's E-mail address
<@afkaos> edd13@xxxxxxxx.xxx
<@afkaos> His name's Edward
<@afkaos> so it's like wTF?!
<@stuff57> lol
<@stuff57> h3y s0////13!
<@stuff57> 84(|< |// //'/ |)4'/
[<@stuff57> we didn't have any 1337 speak.
#59695
<StupidStupor> I just got back from the hospital, getting a cast put on my kid's arm.
<MoFoCowKing> Damn.
<StupidStupor> I was teaching him to ride his bike without his training wheels, but when I let go, he fell off the bike.
<StupidStupor> So I broke the little bastard's arm.
#8605
<Primal[Djedi]> rent: am i in rnd1...my wife wants to know NOW
<tiepilot> I told you Primal, you should fuck the wife inbetween rounds
#14953
<TsB-Thuggish> i hate it when you can't explain what i mean
#11725
* mode [+im] by Lucy
* mode [-im] by Lucy
* Lucy [Lucy@cr854151-a.baol1.on.wave.home.com] has left #gr []
<Temujin> ..
<Lurker> Lucy sneezed on her touchscreen
#309219
<@Kain_Dragoon> lol..... just ran google translate on a page full of names of hentai doujinshi
<@Kain_Dragoon> its funny shit
<@Kain_Dragoon> its so literal
<@Kain_Dragoon> Relocation of the capital hundred raw vagina
<@Kain_Dragoon> ROFL
<@Zinic> And this is why I don't do this