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#1630
(mc-face) don't you think a funny joke gift would be kleenex that smells like ass
#6747
<jc> I want photos!
<succubus> jc, i want doesnt get
<jc> I want photos PLEASE!
#32691
<@winterstick> ok, about time to go to school
<@winterstick> learn about social problems! oh boy!
<+BalefireX> man
<+BalefireX> you hang out in IRC
<+BalefireX> you know ALL ABOUT social problems
Comment: #gideontech
#6938
<eric> ...whered #goatsex go?
<PyroP> hell.
<eric> mommy, where do cheerleaders come from?
<PyroP> hell.
<eric> ...whats lleh backwards?
<LdySaphyre> cheerleader.
#244195
BigPapaSmurf695: what the hell is a nosegay
az721: it's like a bouquet
BigPapaSmurf695: oh
BigPapaSmurf695: i figured they just put nose and gay together to make a silly name
BigPapaSmurf695: its like saying earhomo
BigPapaSmurf695: or eyefag
az721: ok, i think we should really try to get earhomo into the lexicon
#10461
<melanarchy> I mean I don't want to be too mean
<melanarchy> but there are levels of acceptable IRC stupidity
#14257
<@ScuzleBut> I was an athiest until I realized I was God.
#22377
<Tifffany> do ppl in this room talk
<Adam^> sometimes
<Adam^> mostly we just masturbate into a bucket and make the newbies drink it
#30306
<dedhed> Living within your means is totally where it's at
<Grifter> and by "within your means" you mean "with my parents" right?
#64493
<DinkyDogg> my mom and sister and i had an awesome moment going through security on the way back from Ireland
<DinkyDogg> I was reading the sign about the prohibited items, and it went something like this:
<DinkyDogg> Me: Looks like I can't go on board, because my 'tool' is more than 7 inches.
<DinkyDogg> Rachel: Jake!
<DinkyDogg> Mom: And also no "club-like objects"
<DinkyDogg> Rachel: MOM!!!!!
<DinkyDogg> *Rachel cries*
#31900
<LuminuS> everything you like = gay
<SniperGuy> i like you LuminuS
Comment: irc.mikernet.org
#44980
<Humour> milkshakes arent that good imo
<Humour> at least not ones made by mcdonalds
<omnigeek> hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
<omnigeek> How could you gauge anything by mcdonalds standards
<omnigeek> Thats like having a fat guy rape you in prison and saying you dont enjoy sex.
#18312
<jp__> will somebody PLEASE HELP ME GET GNOME INSTALLED?!?!
<KDEGAWD> is it black and white gnome
<KDEGAWD> or color gnome
<jp__> i should have KNOWN YOU GUYS WOULD GIVE ME THE RUN AROUND
<jp__> every single time i call tech support or get on here.... same thing
#307675
<kokoretsi>downloaded a 1925 film and spent 5 minutes looking for subs. I then realise it's a silent film :|
#11281
<Ouroboros> I think the downfall of the Roman Empire was caused by something similar to IRC.
<Ouroboros> The Roman equivilent of a lawless, perverted group of weirdos, if you will.
#16123
<|3itch> MY WOULD BE SISTER WAS AN ABORTION I WISH SHE WASNT THOUGH
<Funk> I WAS an abortion. I'm just very stubborn.
<Fishfood> i was probably not wanted
<Funk> You're not wanted NOW
<Fishfood> but who cares! IM HERE NOW AND READY FOR LOVE!
<wildkarrdex> I live in the perpetual fear that my parents will abort me
#34785
<fatmikey> well I think i'll make that my new hobby after going to the gym when I should be studying
<fatmikey> one can only make a 45 minute workout last so long
<Kurt> have you made it last 45 minutes yet?
#32124
<Jaxed> naw he said he was going to kill me
<Jaxed> and smash a bottle over my head
<Jaxed> and grabbed a plastic vodka bottle
<Jaxed> and i was like dude
<Jaxed> thats plastic
#19437
<Vic> You really think there's muscles under there?
<X> well, we can cough and breathe, so there's got to be at least SOMETHING
<Vic> I'd bet it's just a cougher and a breather.
<X> probably
<X> like a little fan or something
#15603
*** treker has joined #ircop
<treker> what is this channel for?
<_zenon> sex channel treker
<treker> AH, I see...
<treker> well then by all means, go ahead, have fun...i'll just go run some errands.
#18551
<@OlDirtyB> YOU NEED A GLASS OF STFU
<Splash> can you actually put that in a glass?
#12131
<@D-rage> i'm burning cds like a madman. heh
<@dithi> how many backstreet boys cds do you really need?
#301010
<Vivisector> I kind of lol'd when the Tibetan restaurant closed down and turned into a Chinese restaurant
#19067
* morn is now known as sarah15
* sarah15 is now known as morn
<morn> wrong network
#29009
<cstine> my libido pretty much vanished after i gave up porn.
<cstine> not that it's a bad thing.
<cstine> i don't have to do as many sheets in the laundry now.
<cstine> or towels.