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#31900
<LuminuS> everything you like = gay
<SniperGuy> i like you LuminuS
Comment: irc.mikernet.org
#2456
<M3rlin-> what is the legal age to buy alcoholic in england ?
<p5Ds13a06> you cant buy alcoholics
<p5Ds13a06> but if you wink the right way, some of them will follow you home for free
#50880
<aq> 1st person shooters are easier to play with than women
<aq> a friend of mine did talk me through some basics
<aq> and it seems far too damn complicated
<aq> it's like a fighter plane's cockpit
<aq> how the hell are we guys supposed to know how to fly those babys when we don't have any simulators
<aq> girls get simulators
<aq> plus there's only the joystick. Women don't have to deal with all the flaps or levers or buttons or nozzles or whatever else...
<aq> I don't even know where the eject button is incase I panic!!!
#32058
<bobelina> bunny porn
<ZestyO> speaking of porn
<ZestyO> I need to download this video
<ZestyO> ...
<ZestyO> you didn't just hear that
Comment: #MxO
#34357
<Sooozi> any1 here into Coprophagy?? (if you don't know what it is, don't ask, you are NOT into it!)
* Impi sets mode: +b *!*@36559CAD.FF54522A.212ECD0E.IP
* Sooozi was kicked by Impi (eat shit)
#301623
<Stingray_> Update: the situation is grim, folks. The RIAA have brought soldiers and are attempting to break into our offices. We've holed ourselves up in the server room, but we don't know how much longer we can hold..
<Stingray_> DISREGARD THAT. THE RIAA IS GREAT. WE HAVE NO TROUBLE WITH THE RIAA. PLEASE CONTINUE TO BUY RIAA-APPROVED MUSIC THROUGH YOUR STANDARD RIAA-APPROVED RETAIL OUTLETS.
#300302
<enkei> this is why computer simulations exist
<enkei> no sane person would stick his dick in a wind tunnel
#14351
<malcolm> I would appreciate it more if I didn't have to set JAVA_HOME and ANT_HOME and HILL_DEPTH and AVERAGE_LIFESPAN_OF_INSECT and NUMBER_OF_LEGS and DIRECTION_OF_PREVAILING_WIND and BIRTHDAY
#17347
<kinzillah> I'm going to build a random number generator that works, it will be a small mechanical device that shakes dice and then reads what number came up, then we will have real random number in computers, none of this seeding with the timer shit.
#247571
<Jeanette> FUCK THE LETTER O.
<Jeanette> I HATE IT FOREVER.
<Jeanette> ..
<Jeanette> FAREVER
#23831
<|404notfound> Kazaa is like playing Russian roulette, only with porn instead of bullets.
#303089
<Iridium> it's funny
<Iridium> I saw that there's an article on the NYT about how we can't focus anymore with all this multitasking
<Iridium> so I opened it in a new tab and went to finish reading my other RSS items
<Iridium> and then checked email, and facebook
<Iridium> and am updating you all here
<Iridium> and ten minutes later just realized I haven't looked at the article yet. =/
#821
<LordTalon> My circumsicion scar seems to be bleeding, what should I do?
#171592
<Jonis> fuckit
<Jonis> going out for a pack of fags
<stan> leaving efnet to find a pack of fags? seems counterproductive.
Comment: efnet #ampedout
#1955
<Chis> anyone have any files in digital format?
#28
<Deth[EHC]> Chromium: stop masturbating imma be home any minute :P
*** Deth[EHC] has quit IRC (Leaving)
<reptile-> Actually, that's a secret code for Chromium to get ready for the ass reaming of his life.
#33811
<motolov> she sure looks like a crazy gal
<motolov> crazy about mcdonalds
#33656
<CrazyMYKL> killall cat
<CrazyMYKL> heh, this isn't a terminal
<Brisby> /exec -o killall cat
<CrazyMYKL> i know, it was wrong window tho
* Brisby giggles at CrazyMYKL
<CrazyMYKL> /exec -o echo "killall cat" > ~/curiosity.sh
#9127
Join: []{3V0R]{] [Sev-Kar@62-241-164-34.dsl.pipex.com]
(]{3V0R]{): is it possible to register a channel on EfNet ??
Kick: []{3V0R]{] was kicked by [@BEF] [Your nick is excessively retarded.]
#20497
<emil> If it makes you feel better, I'll show you a picture of myself.
#31160
<kiad> wow
<kiad> my favourite professor just got a horrible rating
<kingmob> well, you can't take hotornot too seriously
#26339
<Xerox> ...Oh god. Nintendo gave me a preview DVD of apparently quite a lot of their games. I have no DVD player. I do, however, have a PS2. CAN ANYONE SEE THE IRONY HERE!?
#28699
<TheLarry> porn... exists
<TheLarry> it's hard to be motivated with so much free masturbation time.
#123306
<Tenniru> I was scrolling in the high 500s and Comcast's organization skill is weird
<Tenniru> 503: porn
<Tenniru> 504: porn
<Tenniru> 505: Pink Floyd's "Dogs" on a constant loop
<Tenniru> 506: porn
<FireKing> alaoaaoal
<flamingspinach> lmao
<FireKing> what the hell kind of awesome channel is 505
<Tenniru> well at least it was one of their better songs
Comment: #animutation on wgiowrb.dyndns.org:6660
#4865
<iHaveAids> Anyone want to talk to a 17 / f?