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#59294
<Anan> My friend said those exams aren't too bad...as long as you know your stuff
<Si> thats like sayin walkin isnt hard as long as uve got legs
#27414
* `Kumba is still away -( snoozles )- gone 674 day 13 hr 19 min 32 s
<Kweeky> R.I.P Kumba.
#33584
(fleet21): Matteo, you appeal to everyone
(Matteo): I do?
(Tack): Especially the blind.
#299940
<Argent> Bad laws are a gateway drug to complete social collapse.
#417
<VicViper> heh darkaeon writes his IP address in bathroom stalls
<VicViper> for a good time - xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx
#5415
<Necro-M> anyone here got jpeglib.h ?
<med-> had it when i was younger, i don't think you can catch it twice tho
#49925
< RyuKojiro> if it is a vertical asymptote at 25 then he needs to cook them longer to unburn them ;)
< kernel_dan> its a vertical asymptote from the left (i.e. at time is infinitessimally less than 25)
< kernel_dan> for time greater than 25, it is undefined
< RyuKojiro> Oh, okay ;)
< kernel_dan> by now, his cookies would be really burnt
< RyuKojiro> indefinitely burnt ;)
< kernel_dan> quick! the freezer
< RyuKojiro> Wait, then it would be a 3 dimentional plot of this asymptote
< RyuKojiro> temperature, cook time, and burnt-ness :P
< RyuKojiro> then it would decrease on the z making it just a cold, yet indefinitely burnt cookie
< kernel_dan> and what if burnt-ness where a complex number?
< RyuKojiro> Then he could risk having imaginarily burnt cookies!
< kernel_dan> but they would still really be burnt
Comment: #math
#53031
[DragonOutlaw] I have a crazy website/irc idea
[DragonOutlaw] shit my elbow
[DragonOutlaw] I hit it on the desk
[@dragoonz] I like it!
[DragonOutlaw] ASSHOLE DESK
[%ForgottenSin] THATS GENIUS
#47180
<@merl> I tried to convince my girlfriend that the reason she got headaches after we had sex was because my dong touched her brain
#11153
<jon^> i live in the UK
<fReCkLeS> where's that
<jon^> next to France
<fReCkLeS> okay
#36680
<t|to> mmm pound of weed
<Dmi> mmmmm, sexy girl at work whose ass is rocking like a ship out there in the deep blue sea during a thunderstorm
<Dmi> my network admin just imed me. he's like "Yeah, man, she *does* have a great ass"
#255470
(+ShinSR71) if i commit suicide i would probably dress up as someone from Naruto to get the show banned
#26282
mzazchw: just then i felt my side
mzazchw: and i was like "why do i have a scab???"
mzazchw: then i looked at it
mzazchw: .............................
mzazchw: .... it was dried cum
#24127
<Shadow> "Look! Up in the sky! Floating ejaculate!"
<Shadow> "Those are clouds, moron."
#32576
<Gothic_CatGirl> Another network
<Kupo> you go to... other networks!
<Kupo> AAAH!~
<Davey_Rootbeer> you sleep with so many other networks...
<Gothic_CatGirl> I know.
<Davey_Rootbeer> *tsk, tsk*
<Davey_Rootbeer> i hope you use firewalls!
<Gothic_CatGirl> I'm such a hoe <3
<Davey_Rootbeer> Firewalls prevent CTD's.
<Gothic_CatGirl> Mmm.
<Davey_Rootbeer> Computer transmitted deseases.
#297172
<foxygrl> so me and my girlfriend were thinking of coming out together, to each others' parents
<hulachick> wait, marissa?
<foxygrl> kristen??
<foxygrl> holy shit i didn't even realize it...
<hulachick> yeah, weird isn't it...
<foxygrl> ......
<foxygrl> ...wanna cyber?
#18711
<smg-neut> jnine7101p31@cg.yu
<smg-neut> 3 foot telescoping demon cock.......CHECK
<smg-neut> ..wtf..
<smg-neut> Other people get virii, but I'm the lucky recipient of emails about 3 foot telescoping demon cocks.
#1911
<D\TOX> DenverJeepGuy : well check out my picture and see if I look too old for you
<D\TOX> babyangelcakes1405 : damn ur hott!
<D\TOX> DenverJeepGuy : so do you like college guys like me?
<D\TOX> babyangelcakes1405 : yeah...
<D\TOX> this 14 year old says she can't fuck me
<D\TOX> 'cause she's grounded
<D\TOX> but in a month she can
#29810
<Zap> back from raev lol.
<Protected> raev?
<Gray|ogl> raev = a codename for gaybar, only gaypeople know about it
<Gray|ogl> doh.
#30421
<lav> what the fuck
<lav> i downloaded bowling for columbine from kazaa and it's austin powers with chinese subtitles
#6330
craig: I suddenly have the urge to rip someone's ear off... can you guess why?
ted: uh... you've been possessed by vincent van gogh?
#142387
<Omen> GBLT = gay, lesbian, bisexual, transsexual
<glasnost> GLBT*
<glasnost> GBLT sounds like a sexual deviant sandwich
#6011
<incarnate> hey cres, I know what you're thinking right now
<incarnate> " "
<cres> i dont get it
#302911
<+psypete> sometimes i want to poop
<+psypete> but then i try to go and i can't
<+psypete> and i feel like i've let myself down
<+ashi> It is natural to become attached to something you carry inside you for an extended period of time.
<+ashi> Feeling it grow ... and move.
<+ashi> Still, you have to let go when the time comes.
<+rowboat> thats some shitty advice
#39268
<Rjx> I'm voting kerry this election
<Rjx> I can't vote directly
<Rjx> but I find easily influenced people over the internet
<Rjx> and convince them to vote on my behalf