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#1770
<whoreee> i just ordered the explosion self titled CD single?
<Weeve> what's it called?
#30608
<God> my car broke
<God> so my dad bought me a 100 dollar geo metro to use until its fixed
<God> 1994
<God> 70,000 miles
<God> runs great
<God> i got hit by an 18 wheeler first day driving it and the guy gave me 300 bux on the spot
<God> hes like "no please i dont want to deal with cops or insurance" "how does 200 sounds" ...."uhhh.." "ok fine 300!"
<God> "i guess that works"
Comment: #xbox, irc.irctoo.net
#39526
< The_Q> su - 9070b574c12
< The_Q> aww man. ignore that -- it's not my root password!!!!!
-!- The_Q [~xxx@xxx] has quit ["0wned"]
-!- The_Q [~xxx@xxx has joined #channel]
< The_Q> Hey, wtf happened to my box?!?!
#107683
<Zyrjello> E-mail from my comp sci professor:
<Zyrjello> I want to be clear on this point, because several
<Zyrjello> people have asked me.
<Zyrjello> The release of HALO3, tonight, does NOT qualify
<Zyrjello> as a religious holiday.
#70207
<LycoLoco> My son has a gameboy advance, and he blows on the cartidges when they don't work. The funny thing, is that this was not taught to him. He just did it on instinct, which leads me to believe that this behavior is inherited not learned. It seems that I've blown into so many nintendo cartridges, that it has changed my DNA...
#45868
<Como> You Know You're Addicted to the Internet When: As your car crashes through the guardrail on a mountain road, your first instinct is to search for the "back" button.
<SavageBasher> mine would be
<SavageBasher> damn I should have brought my camera
<Como> mine would be tilt back to try and get the car to land on its wheels, as it is in GTA
<Como> because if it lands on its roof it will catch fire and explode
<Como> after a few seconds
<Como> and its too much effort to punch in the cheat for the car again
#32734
<jwz> the last wasted ten minutes were brought to you by ghostview, kswapd, and a 1.2GB X server
<jwz> let's hear it for everyone involved
#36221
<_Dim_> w0000t, just got an email with a picture taken by a mobilephone
<_Dim_> the fun part is, it's an image of the test im getting tomorrow :D
#24096
<whitcomb> hm.
<whitcomb> there were 2 afk's on the other team on the iceworld (cs) server i was just playing on... and maybe 10 people total
<whitcomb> so, after the rest of their team was dead, and I was the only person alive, i spelled out "i am gay" and drew a happy face on the wall with an ak.
<whitcomb> and the next round, I wrote "deja vu".
<whitcomb> but i was getting bored so on the third round I only wrote "sigh."
<whitcomb> it took maybe 3 minutes to write each one
#20073
<Calculus> Ah...a dark room, approximately 25 computers, Debian ISOs for six platforms, and two hundred and four CD-Rs. It's going to be a wiiiild night.
<DamienRoc> Only you would consider that a wild night, Calc.
<Mechalink> Not only Calc.
<Calculus> DR: You'd be *amazed* at what happens if you grind up TDK CD-Rs and sniff them.
<DamienRoc> You get fiberglass in your lungs and lose 10 years to your life?
<Calculus> Well, that too...
#9610
<MrFreeze> !google turkey+baster
<drug|THC> http://am-i-pregnant.com/homeinse.shtml
<djcrom> see, my bot rocks
#201343
[+CJ] i didnt know the pentagon was in the shape of a pentagon till i saw it on transformers movie
Comment: call him an idiot at irc.swiftirc.net #swiftkit
#18809
<Kapplar> Ben, are you on a Static IP?
<Sticky Perez> Heh
<Sticky Perez> Maybe
<Sticky Perez> ;)
<Sticky Perez> I can be Static or Dynamic
<Sticky Perez> Depends which box I check
<Kapplar> Oh baby
<Kapplar> Dual IP'age turns me on
<Kapplar> Talk dirty to me more
#4835
<JeyK> 7) I wanted to see if my penis would fit through the CD. It did, but the firemen and rescue squad had to break the CD to free me.
#42051
< joshk> i met some dude at a Debian dinner
< joshk> his girlfriend was like
< joshk> COLOSSAL
< joshk> and was about a foot taller than him
< koitsu> she was the size of a redhat distribution.
#10131
<!5_DeR> you didnt just read what one guy on a forum said and accepted it as truth
<NoDamage> yes i have
<NoDamage> i find the internet to be pretty reliable
#28919
<NikJam> gonna take a shower
<NikJam> cause i smell, i feel dirty, and worse of all
<NikJam> I have school tommorow
<NikJam> and I can't look bad in front of the girl at the counter
<Lime> you like her, dont you
<NikJam> well
<NikJam> there's noone else to like, i go to community college
<NikJam> i take what i can get
#62195
paroute268: What is about:blank, can it hurt my PC? How do I get rid of it???
#17346
<harb> I'm good at designing things, usually.
<harb> Implemting is another matter. :|
<harb> Implementing. blah.
<homeslice> Spelling also poses a problem.
#53238
aK\: last night i had a dream that i was searching the internet for some dll and couldn't find it, then someone sent it to me, then i ran outside and saw a tornado, which was only about 3ft wide at the bottom, tearing towards my house, so i panicked and was trying to think WHAT TO DO WHAT TO DO because i didn't want to lose that dll, so i ran back inside and started to ftp it to my website but it was taking filezilla forever to open, then it finally did but i got scared the tornado was going to kill me, and then i woke up.
#18447
<wishy> i saw gi jane and she was rockin the one armed push ups
<wishy> so i wanna do them
<Zimbu> "When I grow up, I want to be like GI Jane!"
#26315
<@PookaZzZz> elimidate??
<@PookaZzZz> is that the terminator in spanish?
#6791
<Kelly> i know a guy who was so facinated w/ tits he take two condoms, fills them w/ water, ties them together, slings them over his shoulders and wears them in a bra
<crazym> Kelly: you need to get out less.
<Kelly> heh!
#36553
<BlackDeth> hey why aren't i on the political compass
<BlackDeth> conspiracy!
<BlackDeth> oh i have to take some test first
<BlackDeth> lame
<BlackDeth> i thought maybe it was some magical thing that analyzed our logs to see what our thought patterns were!
Comment: #ramen
#15566
Leftist i like songs where they count or spell things, to fill space.
Eeyore so you're a big fan of sesame street songs, leftist?