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#31308
<+ImaboyO> anyway... you shouldnt be interested in linux anymore.. u have a gf ;p
#1911
<D\TOX> DenverJeepGuy : well check out my picture and see if I look too old for you
<D\TOX> babyangelcakes1405 : damn ur hott!
<D\TOX> DenverJeepGuy : so do you like college guys like me?
<D\TOX> babyangelcakes1405 : yeah...
<D\TOX> this 14 year old says she can't fuck me
<D\TOX> 'cause she's grounded
<D\TOX> but in a month she can
#27658
[GrasMan] when i heard that holly jones' murderer was a software developer for MDS i though 'Hey, that means a job opening'
#294880
ElandurGGG: That'd be sweet if right before the new president got sworn in, the old president was getting sworn out in some dark dungeon, where he'll be locked up chained to a wall until he starves to death.
ElandurGGG: That'd be a SWEET tradition.
EstherMeowMix: hahha
ElandurGGG: And people could come see him whenever, and give him food.
ElandurGGG: And the judgement of how good the president was is based on how long people keep coming to feed him.
EstherMeowMix: yeah
ElandurGGG: How long it takes until everyone just loses interest and stops visiting.
EstherMeowMix: wow that's some sadistic shit
ElandurGGG: I think it's the best thing I've ever written.
#47368
<Tycho> AND I HOPE YOU ALL CHOKE AND DIE
<Tycho> except you War
<Warmachine> :D
<Tycho> I HOPE YOU DROWN
<WarMachine> oh :(
#4583
<Spesh> It takes skill to climb the corporate ladder on your knees.
#47180
<@merl> I tried to convince my girlfriend that the reason she got headaches after we had sex was because my dong touched her brain
#7556
<mosey> for some reason porn never shows up in my "my recent documents" quick launch
<mosey> i hate having to wait for explorer to come up
#30184
* Quits: Crispy (There is a Bold line between Computer geek and Just plain sad. Computer Geek <b>|</b> Just Plain Sad.)
#103236
<Liquid> dude. I haven't visisted youtube in weeks
<Liquid> I'm cured!
#11033
<Rammie> how do I change my quit message
<EileenB> type /quit message
*** Rammie has quit IRC (message)
<EileenB> :D
#41154
<BoomBaBa> Meanie, sorry but I am not a fat 16 year old whose diet consists of pizza and hot pockets
<BluMeanie> I hate pizza
<BluMeanie> and we don't have hot pockets in canada
<mkart64> BluMeanie: why didn't you deny the fat part first
<BluMeanie> mkart, cause the food caught my attention
#305512
<snaphat> what does ({}) mean?
<snaphat> i tried googling and google doesn't even know
<NN> snaphat: Unless I'm quite mistaken, female genetalia.
<snaphat> thats what I thought, but I i've never seen it before
#26282
mzazchw: just then i felt my side
mzazchw: and i was like "why do i have a scab???"
mzazchw: then i looked at it
mzazchw: .............................
mzazchw: .... it was dried cum
#38306
< zYpurv> omg
< zYpurv> now i know what i am going to do with this property i'm gonna inherit
< zYpurv> a female-only apartment house for students
< zYpurv> of course
< Marax> with hidden cams
< zYpurv> and a 'private' pool on the roof
< Marax> and machineguns
< zYpurv> and a robot
< Marax> in case their really big boyfriends finds the cams
< zYpurv> nah i'll make the robot a sex toy and then they won't want boyfreinds anymore
Comment: Ahh, geek dreams....
#300635
<Sebas> So my parents have an account on my little brother's laptop so they can use it during the week, when he's not at home. Said account is severely restricted using Parental Control.
<Sebas> Giving an ironic new meaning to the term "Parental control."
#1599
<Prae> omg
<Prae> why the fuck do people put copyright notices ont heir shit
<Prae> it takes me long time to remove it :(
#70
* XS slaps the crap out of someone with a larger than ordinary, non-standard, frames compatible, Microsoft trout.
#192072
<Jiro> I've used a lubed banana before..
<Wolven> ...
<TR> Jiro... tmi
<TR> Although I bet you couldnt do it half as well with the skin off :P
<Jiro> actually it was with the skin off..
* Calus has entered #Northernfurs
<Jiro> I got it in, clenched & broke the damn thing in half & had to go to the toilet to shit out half a banana
* Calus has left #Northernfurs
Comment: #NorthernFurs on FurNet
#25330
<Kethry> Leida, you're more than a trend now
<Leida> what am i now? what can there possibly be above a trend?
<Sensai-Sakiya> god? immortal? person worshiped by all?
<Leida> you are all worshipping me?
<Ibaimendi> I never realized the line between abuse and worship was so thin.
#3834
<dot> *shrug*
<dot> i know most references
<dot> because i am ... whats that word?
<dot> i know stuff
#299720
<+anosou> You're like the best man around
<+anosou> If there was a god of some kind, he'd be proud to have made you
<+anosou> If internet was full of women (which it is not) they would sleep with you
<+anosou> If zircon says something is S-tier, you say it isn't
<+anosou> If you were black, the southeners would still like you
<+anosou> If you moved to Japan, you'd become tentacle pope of the world
Comment: #ocremix
#25169
<EssKay> i don't want to have fucking poles in my underwear, man.
<Rjx> that joke went so far over your head it got hijacked and flown into a major landmark
#51176
McKhaos: this guy asks me
McKhaos: how many people work in your company ?
McKhaos: my answer
McKhaos: about a third
#7527
<raelee> I wont take it in the ass until I am married.