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#6743
<@helloraj> if ya rape a positute would u get arrested for stealing?
#30421
<lav> what the fuck
<lav> i downloaded bowling for columbine from kazaa and it's austin powers with chinese subtitles
#36815
<ducklord> I got banned for being norwegian once
<Rjx> say NO to .no
#49733
<%Telal> Look, I'm sorry, but I guess it's tough to be civilized when you really want to murder and rape someone
<%Telal> it's a character flaw I guess
<%Telal> everyone has character flaws
<%Telal> get off my case
<@Akamu> Nobody is perfect, esspecilly mittens.
<%Telal> yikes, you can say that again
<@Akamu> Nobody is perfect, esspecilly mittens.
<%Telal> yikes, you can say that again
<@Akamu> Nobody is perfect, esspecilly mittens.
<%Telal> yikes, you can say that again
<@Akamu> Nobody is perfect, esspecilly mittens.
<%Telal> Well played, sir
#7954
<wisner> I walked past a protest on Market Street yesterday evening.
<wisner> I didn't burst out laughing, but I really had to work for it.
<wisner> It was JEWISH LESBIANS FOR PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST.
<wisner> There was singing.
#1450
<buq> Intra - do you have any other stuff that is on the same basic level as moby?
<phatkro> No one is on Moby's level
<phatkro> He's stuck on level 3, world 7 of the original Super mario Bros.
#20187
<aggiepm> OMG Kill me. I just tried to move my curser off my screen onto my desk to look at a paper document on my desk
#28640
<StarExile> PLEASE OH GOD help me find a nick
<StarExile> like fucking hell -.
<StarExile> sry
<StarExile> heh
<JayBlalock> Tonight's random spaz attack has been brought to you by StarExile.
#1011
<_bigd_> when I was a child I used to scrape the cream off all the oreos and make it into a ball ^_^
<_bigd_> and leave in the fridge
<_bigd_> after 2 bites, I used to pass out
#10992
<Peter> Scooby-doo. Reason enough to *never* get your pets high, especially on weed.
#14258
<Sigurd> a sprite is anything not static
<SRElysian> a sprite is a variable object
<SRElysian> be it 2d or 3d
<TorMuck> a sprite is a fucking soda
<TorMuck> you god damn geekass bastards
#7201
<@WatchDragon> dude, i am like -- that close to having my boating licence
<@motardo> dude, you are like -- that close to having a mullet
#6128
<ambrgone> the way i figure it, if the hard drives go at 7200rpm on 12V, on
240V, they should go.... EVEN FASTER!!!!!
#4065
<Mazroth> ya vodka is potato water, thats why everyone in russia drinks it
<Mazroth> too many potatoes there
<Mazroth> They have it at mcdonalds, heh
<Mazroth> in fountains.
<Mazroth> big mac, large fry, and supersized vodka
#33221
<dekkon> when im in the military, i wanna be the guy who blacks out all the topsecret info
#35201
<Rjx> A wise man once told me that my main flaw was that I cared too much about other people's feelings
<Rjx> ironically, I told him to fuck off
Comment: #emulation64
#28890
<PRoWoRK> i like my vagina!
<[Piratez]> o.o
<PRoWoRK> ...sorry...
<[Piratez]> pro, this is the part where u type 'wrong chan'
#284629
Alex: I've ALMOST got an IRC network working on my comptuer ^^
Alex: Computer*
Joe: almost?
Joe: ...
Joe: and i can almost fly.
Alex: Shut up. xD
Alex: I'm serious xD
Joe: me too
Joe: the only problem i have is falling
Alex: I can get it to the point, where if you can connect, it says there's a socket error xD
Joe: and i can get it to the point where, if you don't have ground close to you, you break your neck
#67098
<erf> You know, I never expected to spend my sundays arguing which character out of stargate is hotter.
#41862
<edward> they said that kerry didn't show much emotion, which is the same thing they said about gore
<edward> why do they need an emotional president?
<drochaid> so that he's crying when he pushes the button
#255470
(+ShinSR71) if i commit suicide i would probably dress up as someone from Naruto to get the show banned
#294694
<Englishbob> "We need to incorporate everything fun, great and functional about the 21st century"
<Englishbob> "This, my friends, is a USB rocket glitter lamp"
#15438
<teddyg> any1 here like fred dursts lyrics
<teddyg> i can really connect w/ him when i read/listen to his lyrics
<brakums> are you 12?
#6308
<GRAYwolf> Because, you KNOW suburban Massachusetts is a key terrorist target.
<GRAYwolf> We've got... Uhm... A bowling alley, out in Cambridge?
<The_Freakazoid> in that case, they'll drop anthrax into your tornadoes.
<GRAY|Myth3> Because if I don't play Myth 3 to completion...then the terrorists...they've already won.
<The_Freakazoid> Yeah, I recently downloaded DW 1-4, because if I die, I want to die having played some great NES games.
#1648
IoStream 14: LOL
IoStream 14: radio
IoStream 14: "some dude was having sex with this girl and she said stop stop i'm about to orgasm...he asked why stop? and she said i'm saving it for when i get married"