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#40274
<mog> I've always had a beautiful line that I've been saving
<mog> for whenever I announce a football game
<mog> "Like a pedophile in a playground, that runningback has been penetrating small holes"
<magpie> haha
<Wintermute> oh man
<mog> one day, gents
<mog> one day
<Wintermute> I'd suggest that to my bro(he's done HS football radio before, a couple games), but ... no
<Wintermute> I think he may want to keep his job
<mog> oh come on
<mog> it's hilarious
<Wintermute> yeah
<Wintermute> but mog, you must understand, he lives in North Carolina
<mog> good poitn
<mog> better change "pedophile" to "priest"
#2081
<JDigital> How has a white girl got a brown cock? That's just weird.
<DigiGnome> YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE IT'S BEEN.
#49670
Crumplella: visible light is split up into diff colours
Crumplella: called the somethin spectrum
h00py: lol
Crumplella: i learnd this in biology
Shuma: its the sinclair spectrum
Shuma: i think..
#299404
<RadRac> what is wrong with my life!
<RadRac> My boyfriend found my bra in the bag he brought to football practice
<RadRac> and the coach of the varsity is now wearing it as a hat
#6891
<RazorX> tired of hearing my 200 pound upstairs neighbor walk
<chemdog> hey, I'm 200 lbs!
<RazorX> so is she
<chemdog> doh!
<FS_Falcon_GA> Raxoz you haven't tried to hit it yet?
<RazorX> no ive heard it getting hit.... i think it hits back
<FS_Falcon_GA> Man we didn't get you drunk enough yet. I'll have to work on that
<RazorX> not enough beer in the world my man
#298989
<AlexExtreme> is there any way to make other members of your team not take the powerups on UT single player? ><
<froggey> yes, enable friendly fire and shoot them
#44970
<3WD> >.<
<3WD> i have all this work to do
<3WD> but I'm so close to being done this quest in GuildWars...
<1of42> >.<
<3WD> i hate procrastionation...
<3WD> meh, i'll stop procrastinating later
#1813
<doobedoobedoo> Arlaswecryfhrljarufvvutuutwdd
<doobedoobedoo> You know what's funny?
<doobedoobedoo> That's probably a word in welsh.
#2694
(drmatitis) ya, i've graduated from the rockstar mullet to the NASCAR mullet
#9396
<evad> speaking of fucking sheep..
<Vod> what would you know about fucking sheep? I bet you don't even know about the making the right slits in your wellington boots to put their back legs down so they can't get away?
#28935
<ikaro> asdasd
<held> bubu
<[Piratez]> mating calls?
#43842
<Lacey> int *y; for (int i = 0; i < 1000; i++) { y = &y; }
<Lacey> Someone handed that to me and asked: "Why doesn't it work"
<Lacey> I stared at it and finally asked "What do you think it is supposed to even do?!?!"
<dfryer> what did they want it to *do*?
<Lacey> They thought it was a linked list...
Comment: #planeshift
#77143
<Trinexx> ... wtf?
<Trinexx> everytime I look over at the TV, Groundhog Day is on again
#67342
<goldfish> datagram, highschools throw away blackboards when they "upgrade" to whiteboards
<goldfish> KEEPING THE BLACKBOARD DOWN
#5691
<Daidoji> speaking of old nes games, I recall carrying out clandestine operations in terms of game rentals
<Daidoji> for example, renting a copy of dragon warrior 4, and swapping the chip with urban champion.
<Daidoji> I bet there are 5 or 6 kids who think dragon warrior 4 is the worst vs fighting game ever made
#55422
<@Modoc> I had a person ask me at work how I learned about computers. and I said you remimber dating in HS he sead yes. And I sead I don't.
Comment: #mIRC :)
#45224
nbody2002:If you can read this you may be addicted to the internet
#61040
<Trinexx> Ahhhh, nothing like putting on a fresh pair of boxers :)
<Apollo> bleh, boxers
<Apollo> because having my dick wiggle its way out of my pants is so much fun. i prefer briefs
<Trinexx> yeah, because having your balls shoved up into your asshole is so much better
#299905
<@eliot> someone hilight me please
<@eliot> SAY MY GOD DAMN NAME
< lolidunno> elio
< micro_ulaelable> elio t
<@eliot> ..
< micro_ulaelable> _ _ _
< micro_ulaelable> ___| (_) ___ | |_
< micro_ulaelable> / _ \ | |/ _ \| __|
< micro_ulaelable> | __/ | | (_) | |_
< micro_ulaelable> \___|_|_|\___/ \__|
#297599
<R0b0t1> "Honestly I think all those people who say Bin Laden has weapons of mass destruction are stupid. Destroying mass is against the laws of thermodynamics!"
<leymoo> ...
<leymoo> you sir, win the award of the "biggest groan I'll do today" competition
#6601
Fred> This computer deserves to go to hell
Max> Dont you mean Siliconhell?
Fred> What ?
Max> Its the place where all dead calculators go to
Fred> Really?
#29914
<LEitW> Hmm, if Arnold wins the election, will he remember it tomorrow?
<Orca> He'll probably grope somebody nearby in celebration...
<LEitW> That's a given
<SuperXdude> if he loses, will he say "I'll be back..."?
#44951
evilicey: This is going to fucking rock
evilicey: 2 (possably 3) gige's for incoming
evilicey: 4 for outgoing
evilicey: thats 7TB/sec! buwahaha
linky: holly shit you'll get laid for sure now!
#39760
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<Projectile_Secretion> anyone have furry porn?
<Projectile_Secretion> I need it.
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<Projectile_Secretion> please
<Projectile_Secretion> :(
<Weedums> he wants furry dog porn
<Weedums> for his "sister"
<Projectile_Secretion> who the fuck are you, my sidekick?
<Projectile_Secretion> shut the fuck up and let me do the talking
<Projectile_Secretion> man you people are shitcocks
<Projectile_Secretion> ima report this channel
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#311147
<BaloneyGeek> TIL Samsung has a fashion division
<Fuchs> well, they make wearables
<BaloneyGeek> Also clothes, apparently
<BaloneyGeek> They also make military hardware
<BaloneyGeek> And they, in some capacity, were fundamental to the building of both the Petronas Twin Towers and the Mia Khalifa
<BaloneyGeek> Err... Burj Khalifa