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#297836
B9|work: Nothing inanimate is so important that it can't be left behind because you don't feel like making another trip.
***girasquid doesn't own many animate things
***B9|work has 2 kids and a dog. They are very animated. I can't leave them behind. It's not legal. :D
***girasquid has a roomba
B9|work: oooh
#298774
<todd> so uh.. where can I get pdf files of my books for class?
<todd> ECONOMICS
<todd> Unit Price: $214.30
<todd> because that is some shit right there
<compguy> the economics lesson has started already, I see
#34785
<fatmikey> well I think i'll make that my new hobby after going to the gym when I should be studying
<fatmikey> one can only make a 45 minute workout last so long
<Kurt> have you made it last 45 minutes yet?
#36209
[@lsd] i'll bath when IRC finishes
[@lsd] can't be much longer now
#855
<EFX> does the cum in an australian girls throat go down counter clockwise?
#39624
<case_sens> Ive about decided that college for geeks is just about like a blind man in a movie
<case_sens> he hears all the good stuff is going on, but never gets to see any action
#297048
<+August> speaking of which, mom yelled at me the other day for not having a flying carpet in WoW.
<+August> i was like mom, my tailoring isn't high enough.
<+August> she was like "well get on it!"
#40323
02:45:47 [dbcalo] UK DOCTORS have discovered a form of hypochondria which is developed by surfing the web and misdiagnosing your own illnesses, according to a new study.
03:32:21 [Rn] i'm at a loss for words
03:32:22 * Rn googles
03:33:11 [Rn] oh my god i have Motor Neuron Disease
#302601
snookums: today was just another first interview
snookums: she told me to go find a seat the furthest down the way.. so i'm sitting there and for 15 minutes i'm getting antsy sitting there so i start messing with my resume.. at that point i realised the third page of my resume papers was a coupon for yogurt
#27868
<lordCONAN> just cause something was written before you were porn, doesnt mean its shit
<Twinsen> HAHAHA
<Dextas> porn on the mind eh lc?
#8562
<Minstrel> OMG!
<Minstrel> OMG!
<Minstrel> OMG!
<Minstrel> Tornado!
<Guantlet> better get to the basement mins
<Minstrel> bbl, Ima go get stoned and go outside.
#25622
<kisama> these penguin mints are weak
<Guilty> Snow you're in college now, you need amphetamines
<Guilty> No weak caffeine mints
#39783
<Pryo> yeah right
<Pryo> its 3 feet tall'
<Pryo> QUICK
<Pryo> HOW DO I CANCEL WINDOWS SHUTTING DOWN
* Pryo (~Pryo@Pyro.users.WhatNET.Org) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
Comment: #maddox on irc.whatnet.org
#42867
<corky> oh fuck
<corky> I was copying some stuff for my boss the other day
<corky> and I just found the disc I copied in the drive
<corky> I'm trying to remember exactly what the disc was I gave him
<corky> I have a horrible feeling it was teh pr0n _(
<corky> fuck
<corky> fuck, I need to phone him, hes not the sort of person to find it amusing
#3868
<Wodan> hi wich langage do u spieak?
<moonsee> heh
<moonsee> apparently not yours
#24791
<AragornEstel> hey harpana
<AragornEstel> did you get all of KS from me?
<Harpana_Rocks> yes i did thank you
<AragornEstel> np
<Harpana_Rocks> now i can wipe the cum off of my screen
<Harpana_Rocks> damn wrong channel
#25169
<EssKay> i don't want to have fucking poles in my underwear, man.
<Rjx> that joke went so far over your head it got hijacked and flown into a major landmark
#46077
Consumed: what would be a very very uncommon way to autorun an app at startup?
Null: Get the user to do it. ;)
Comment: #C++ on Dynastynet
#56484
<ShakespeareFan00> Is there a list of known troublemakers somewhere?
<ShakespeareFan00> So that the relative newbies like myself can avoid them...
<zocky> ShakespeareFan00, if you're using a standard IRC client, there's a list on your right.
Comment: #wikipedia
#24388
@JarZ: i want my dad's mirc
@JarZ: uhh
@JarZ: fuck im a geek
@JarZ: MERC
#10760
jd1seeker: ok heres the the problem ... ive been seeing this girl for like a year now and i think shes getting bored of me ... we havent gone out or done anything fun in months , all we do is sit home and watch movies... so what i need help with is what should i with this girl , meaning bring her somewhere fun so she dosent think i a total loser ..
TripleZero: Stick it in her butt, that always brings new excitment to the relationship
#308192
<Ikthyrion> oh wow... finding stuff when you are drunk is really hard
<Ikthyrion> what was I looking for?
<Ikthyrion> I found a cat
<&ZachPrime> you were looking for your phone
#7511
<orb2k> raves are just an excuse
<jovana> for what?
<orb2k> for grinding my teeth and petting everything
#29167
<Digga> they're all shit in my....WHAT THE FUCK?
<Digga> it sounded like someone just tried to kick the door in
<Digga> brb
<Digga> i open the door
<Digga> someone's lying there
<Jiggaboy> wtf
<Digga> they came to deliver a pizza leaflet
<Digga> tripped up the step
<Digga> smashed into the door
<Digga> and fell over
#7496
<Aura> oh my god
<Aura> i just passed one of thos adult diaper commercials
<Aura> they are trying to make it look sexy
<Aura> they showed this sexy leg with polished nails
<Aura> going into a diaper
<SkyCriesX> thats canada for you