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#294559
(@Fantasy) I blame that evil midget in rehab
(@Fantasy) headbutted me in thr balls
(@Fantasy) and he was perfect height
(@Fantasy) his head was literally crotch height
(refused) who the fuck even does that
(@Fantasy) after you spend a month making midget jokes
(@Fantasy) to a cocaine addict in rehab
(@Fantasy) than on family/friends day having all your friends make fun of his midget kind
(@Fantasy) he came up and said something like "stop shitting, dog"
(@Fantasy) I laughed
(@Fantasy) he said you want to start something
(@Fantasy) I said say it to my face
(@Fantasy) and LAUGHED
(@Fantasy) he headbutted me in the balls
(@Fantasy) I was on the ground
(@Fantasy) crying
(@Fantasy) so he squatted down and said "stop messing with me"
(@Fantasy) right in my face
(@Fantasy) and since then I've been afraid of midgets
#6633
doubting: interesting
doubting: popup ad suggests I use www.blackjack.com to backup my critical data
doubting: strangely, I'm not wont to gamble with my backups
#4384
<@JP> before i saw miss cleo's commercial, i didn't know there was a "you are attracted to a large-breasted female co-worker" card in the tarot deck.
#11264
<Saber> I had a full can of soda
<Saber> and I slipped
<Saber> and dropped it above my KB
<Saber> and I caught it
<Saber> but THOUGHT it was upside down
<Saber> so I inverted it
<Saber> and it turns out
<Saber> it was rightside up
#27372
(parazite) Legolas did you take your name from lord of the rings?
(@ Legolas) no, I got it from this magazine
(@ Legolas) it was advertising salogel, its a type of lubricant
(@ Legolas) I just did the name backwards and I liked it.......
#1749
<timmo> what music should i download tonight
<timmo> oh shit
<timmo> i think im missing the carebears;[
<c-rOCK> CAREBEARS IS STILL ON?
<c-rOCK> NO WAY WHAT CHAN
<timmo> toon disney
<c-rOCK> dude I loved that show
#16367
<cYner> you know, some times, I get all head fuct and then I type something and forget to hit enter, then after about 5 min it's not even part of the conversation anymore, then I just clear the line and all is well.
#14442
<harb> I wanna sleep. Forever.
<Danelope> Yeah.
<Danelope> Where is cryogenics when you need it?
<Danelope> "Wake me up in 50 years. Everyone I know will be dead."
<harb> There's this CryoLife company here that was hiring a sysadmin.
<harb> But they didn't email me back.
<Danelope> Hahah.
<harb> I was hoping that'd be part of the benefits package...
<Danelope> <harb> I was grabbing the latest debian pkg when something hung.
<Danelope> <harb> And now all of the coolant systems are down. And the pods are starting to melt.
<Danelope> <harb> ...
<Danelope> <harb> Fux0r.
<harb> hahaha
<Danelope> * harb runs away.
#1058
<Chis> Away message on AIM: I am away from my computer right now. ( I final gotten my cable modem!!)
#28979
<yelworc> i need a registration code for "the all seeing eye"
<splice> if it were really "all seeing" wouldn't it know you didn't pay for it
#20182
<+timovgod> I had a penis transplant but my hand rejected it
#4718
<tormy> hey when u burn games in discjuggler, under the advance tab... should the block be 2048?
<DCBastard> leave the advanced tab alone
<DCBastard> if you were advanced you'd know how to use it
#4036
<Tragician> MOTHER...FUCKING...FIREWALL!
<mightyflo> that's a horrible mental image
#8284
marmor: Mutru: i am trying to compile an an simple example .. that works fine, but all i get when i run the program is a window that is all black ..
Aprogas: is your monitor on ?
#310123
<@Sir_herrbatka> what is the best vi mode for emacs?
< wheybags> vim
< wheybags> alias emacs='vim'
< wheybags> (did that on a society server once as an april fools day joke :P)
< wheybags> and alias vim='emacs' too
< wheybags> one guy came on irc
< wheybags> "why is vim taking so fucking long to start up"
#40087
TechKO: I love my algebra book
TechKO: Q1. (12x4x^2)^6=15
TechKO: solve for y
#310879
<tomaka> WebAssembly + WebVulkan
<tomaka> wooosh skyrim in the browser
<tzaeru> a browser in webassembly + webvulkan that runs skyrim
<tzaeru> :O
<tomaka> an emulator written in webassembly, that runs a PC, that runs linux, that runs a browser, that runs skyrim
<tzaeru> an emulator in webassembly, that runs particle simulations, that run a bunch of chips laid out to imitate the functionality of modern PCs, that runs linux, that runs windows emulator, that runs a browser, that runs skyrim.
<OmniMancer> an emulator that runs a universe in which people argue over how to run skyrim in a web browser
#1052
<_Bas> folks, when people say "power train", do they mean "automatic transmission"?
#25136
(jmd_) %lb chameleo
(jmd_) dead bot?
(@seymour) read the topic. we moved.
(jmd_) oh, goody
(jmd_) so long efnet, and thanks for all the splits
#29443
<MrBeanTroll> ah, San Francisco Personal Ads
<Ocean-Saurian> What aobut 'em?
<MrBeanTroll> you will never find a more retched hive of scum and villiany
<MrBeanTroll> I must be careful
<MrBeanTroll> "I'm looking for a cute strong guy with a truck to help me move a couch from Dolores Park to Oakland some time this week during the evening. I'll buy you dinner afterwards. Picture required."
#11238
<Drew```> I really dont appriciate my sister saying "oh, close your eyes andrew, I already took off my pants outside"
#12339
<TommyLee> what site?
<Dan`> http://www.geekissues.org/quotes/
<TommyLee> you donated 3.00 ?
<Dan`> no
<XG3> fuck i did
<XG3> i thought it was mandatory
#57801
<pram_handle> Google Ad:
<pram_handle> ESSAY PROOFREADERS: Our Expert Service Let's (sic) you kick back while we read!
#3230
<NtG> you know theres one thing I love about the internet
<NtG> theres such a multitude of repulsive fat ugly chick pictures
#310545
<excron> When I mentioned IRC to my therapist he put away his notebook and got out his calendar.