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#6868
* Brooke just adores the way you people try to worm out of stuff. <G> "Could you explain it to Brooke?" "I'd love to, but I'm right in the middle of chewing my hand off."
#12080
<@charlie_x> i have a command line program on my pc called dont.com
<@charlie_x> if you type dont format c:\
<@charlie_x> it says
<@charlie_x> "ok i wont"
#30527
(Spudman) Being the british people you are, do you ever say "rightio then chap, ta ta?"
(Intron|Away) being the american you are, do you regularly shoot people on your own team in games ?
#15056
* Joins: dad (dad@h00a0ccd3e0a3.ne.client2.attbi.com)
<@tatpoop> Hi dad.
<@tatpoop> Quit hitting mommy. ;_;
<@tatpoop> OH GOD MEMORIES
#34984
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#32027
DesertRemix: if i could fucking spell itd be a damn mircale
DesertRemix: ciracle
DesertRemix: ...
DesertRemix: +corrections
#31429
<CrzyViper> What's the McDeal at Mcdonalds today?
<Vulcan> McDeal?
<CrzyViper> yeah they have a special every day of the week... here in canada.. and it's wicked
<Lumpy|hereish> McMadCow Burger
#29081
<karynn> someone is attempting to eat my arm
<lisa> that's my friend Mister Flesh Eating Bacteria!
<lisa> He's a bit misunderstood. :(
#11428
<antix> i have a poem
<Lulu> share
<antix> its call "an irc life"
<antix> my bandwidth
<antix> i lag... i lag
<antix> i die....
<antix> the end
<fluxz0r> that was so touching
#60815
<don> bruce lee could fight all of the batmans (batmen?...) at once and he doesn't need any fancy gadets or a car or even a shirt
<don> just a wooden pole and some really cheesy zooms
<don> and whooshing noises when he punches
<don> that's not sound effects
<don> that's the air, scared of his fists, jumping out of the way
<don> there was literally no air resistance when that man moved
<don> it's a well known fact that every major earthquake in the 70's is attributable directly to the earth trying to get away from bruce lee
#7980
<techzen> fuck lsd
<techzen> i mean dsl
#53238
aK\: last night i had a dream that i was searching the internet for some dll and couldn't find it, then someone sent it to me, then i ran outside and saw a tornado, which was only about 3ft wide at the bottom, tearing towards my house, so i panicked and was trying to think WHAT TO DO WHAT TO DO because i didn't want to lose that dll, so i ran back inside and started to ftp it to my website but it was taking filezilla forever to open, then it finally did but i got scared the tornado was going to kill me, and then i woke up.
#25606
<Drugdown> Everyone makes mistakes.
<Fleebis> Especially you.
#30447
<Scoth> Olyndar: You coughed on her? How rude
<Olyndar> She liked it.
<Olyndar> She's kinky like that.
* lemming chuckles
<lemming> hmm
<Olyndar> FEEL THE GERMS INVADING YOUR BODY LIKE SO MANY TINY PENISES!
#299591
<Reznor> I feel like a tool because I just ironed my shoelaces.
#19692
·jliechty· all right, i'm so fucking bored now
·jliechty· this sucks
•bryce• go and get a deer head to mount
·jliechty· sounds like a good idea
·jliechty· where can i find one?
•bryce• on a deer
#300220
<BubbaTheLoveSponge> more facial hair talk: tom
<SpaceGeostrategy> Tom's facial hair is basically the reverse Hitler
<@strifeheart> my head nearly exploded when I saw his beard for the first time
<SpaceGeostrategy> he has facial hair everywhere Hitler didn't
<BubbaTheLoveSponge> whats he doing these days
<SpaceGeostrategy> perhaps he is creating 6 million Jews
#301385
<Emperor_Nick> I have Star Wars theme and classic Monopoly. I like building houses on the Death Star, because I imagine Darth Vader cutting the grass on the surface of the huge laser's dish.
<Emperor_Nick> A little picket fence, some roses...
<Emperor_Nick> You could really spruce the place up.
<Emperor_Nick> Turn that Death Star into a Dream Star.
<Emperor_Nick> Him and Emperor Palpatine in a civil union, adopting a wookie orphan.
<Emperor_Nick> The Jedi protesting their corruption of the sacred union between a man, a woman and The Force...
* Emperor_Nick has disturbed daydreams
#116801
<@Foxhill> apparently when you piss in the sink, good etiquette says you're sposed to lift the plates up first
#301115
<Indogutsu> Oh, funny thing I saw at Publix a week or two ago. You know those magazines in the checkout line?
<Indogutsu> One of them was a women's magazine with two rather contradictory headlines on the cover: "Party like Paula Deen this Christmas!" and "Lose 20 pounds by the New Year!"
#19391
<Vulpes> I feel fine.
<Su-chan> Goooooooood.
<Su-chan> *hands Vulpes a cookie*
<Vulpes> Actually, I have a slight tummyache. Too many cummy bears, I think.
<Vulpes> ...
<Vulpes> gummy.
<Vulpes> I'm going to go back to writing now.
#2506
<Dracon> weird.. seems like no matter what i do, cpu usage never shows 0.0%.
#18761
<drunkers> any of you sweet cookies wanna chat?
<Kathy102> hi
<drunkers> not you crumb
#10284
<AnalInvasion> my dick is so big it has feet
<NinjaInThePants> my dick is so big popcorn now comes in small, medium, large, and my dick.
#6754
<newkid99> Whats everyone reading today
<Wed> The screen