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#42165
loservii: By the time I go back I won't like him anymore and I'll always be sad because I never got to fuck him.
RocketBoyEeo: Do it anyway.
loservii: I may, depending on whether or not he's single when I get back.
RocketBoyEeo: Ride that pony. Or something.
RocketBoyEeo: Get back on the horse?
RocketBoyEeo: Or just get on it in general.
loservii: You've got it all wrong.
loservii: I'm the pony.
loservii: He gets to ride *me*
RocketBoyEeo: Oh... well... saddle up.
RocketBoyEeo: Or... something...
loservii: I'm like....one of those cheap ass quarter rides in front of Super Wal-Mart.
loservii: Yipee-kie-ie-aye.
RocketBoyEeo: Hahaha. Maybe that's why Wal-Mart reminds me of you.
loservii: LOL.
#38322
<@ill_fill> jesus christ was a gangsta rapper
<@ill_fill> they killed him once and then he came back and make a platinum album
#7141
<Naivete> god, this shit is so much more efficient than windows
<Naivete> linux kernel=1 file
<Naivete> windows kernel=2/3 of your total ram, NO MATTER HOW MUCH OF THAT RAM THERE IS.
#31807
<[NCA]Spank> I was pretty dumb about computers.
<[NCA]Spank> Then I learned you could get porn on them.
<[NCA]Spank> 3 years later I'm a system administrator.
#7038
<casss> divX runs slightly jittery on comp
<casss> is that cause of vid card?
<JtHMx> it's cuz you're gy
<sirg> but how does the codec know that?
<JtHMx> it's magic
<sirg> very cool!
* sirg is way impressed
#304398
seand: _^_ what are your computer specs
_^_: kinda good
_^_: i guess
seand: i wanted numbers, but okay
Comment: #projects@irc.strictfp.com
#301051
<Corey> Why is everyone in It's a Wonderful Life so stupid?
<Corey> Main character: Oh, I lost some money, got angry at my family and got hit by a guy. I DON'T DESERVE TO LIVE.
<Corey> Clarence: I can show you how life was if you never existed.
<Corey> Main character: Why does nobody recognize me?!
<Corey> Clarence: Because in this reality, you don't exist.
<Corey> Main character: My wife and mother don't know me!
<Corey> Clarence: You.... don't exist.
<Corey> Main character: Why's the town have a different name?!
<Corey> Clarence: YOU. DON'T. EXIST.
<Corey> Main character: Where did my kids go?!
<Corey> Clarence: Fuck it, jump off the bridge, I don't care.
#38330
<Logik> LMFAO
<Logik> this is great
<Logik> listen up guys
<Logik> one of the hits on my website..
<Logik> os: windows 2000
<Logik> browser: explorer 6
<Logik> referer: www.search4hardcore.com
<Logik> hostname: Â library2.sagu.edu
<Nitron> o_0
<Logik> sagu = southwestern assembly of god university
#19193
<Shinj> I'm more of a sexual, er... Monkey.
<Shinj> I'm not sure why, I just like monkeys.
#1323
<hypr> ¿
<LkTruth1> hypr is confused in Spanish.
#309301
Bruno: "Hm, I should put on a podcast while I clean the kitchen" -> "Hm, Pragha doesn't seem to have an RSS podcast feature" -> "yum install banshee" -> "sudo yum install banshee" -> It's now like 30 minutes later and the kitchen is no cleaner
#305702
<+Polynomial> my favourite pastime when I worked as a techie was putting horse porn in random system folders on customer machines
<+Polynomial> it surved two purposes
<+Polynomial> first it was funny as fuck if they found it
<+Polynomial> second it meant I could tell which ones I'd serviced before
#1267
uiu j0sh69!#linuxbox is looking for a site that teaches you how to steal cars and steal radios please msg me if your know, it is for a good cause
#6674
*** Now talking in #tZrhj26trDS4yurgrCNR4eyd
*** Topic is 'The Only Channel With A Name Created By Head-Butting The Keyboard'
#20602
#closed-minded :@mcc
*** Mode change "+b *!*@* " on #closed-minded by mcc
*** mcc has set the topic on #closed-minded to Come on in for intelligent and interesting discussion of current events.
#304973
<Think_Differentl> fuck, you'd think at xmas people would actually seed their torrents well
#1642
[pajama] if it weren't for the boobs.
[pajama] it would have dribbled on my bed.
[pajama] and that woudl have sucked.
[pajama] and no,. that's not a quote.
[pajama] however, some did get on my pants.
#10941
<Drezdar> I am a white, supple 21 year old male from New York City. I enjoy the big life...when I leave my house. I enjoy computer games, PS2 games, Xbox games, Dreamcast games, SNES games, N64 games, GBA games, Genesis games, Amiga 500 games, C64 games, Atari 800XL games, and porn. I am very good at masturbation so I think I would be very good in bed. If you would like to meet me, email me or cyber me on AIM.
#1036
<Thinkmad> lets get up a game of cs
<Thinkmad> fsho
<Thinkmad> i want to make a map
<Guilty> Oh god
<Guilty> You would have penis's hidden EVERYWHERE
#145960
Reiver: How fast are the taps?
Mango: tap tap tap tap tap tap tap
Mango: about that fast
#303704
<@michael`> Kim Kardashian, Ellen DeGeneres Praise Overturning of Prop. 8?
<@michael`> thank GOD she spoke out
<@michael`> i was sitting here thinking
<@michael`> jesus christ, WHAT does kim kardashian think about this
#32504
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#4838
<Twingy> almost as annoying as you dal, except your hear longer
<DAL9000> that would be almost insulting if it were grammatically correct
#264828
<HalfNote5> You guys do realize that if McCain wins, watching him try to lead the country is going to be an equivalent exercise in frustration to watching your great-grandfather trying to set the VCR clock.
#20062
(note! i know the last one i sent you guys was just a copy of what you already had but this one is halarious)
<draito5> 35
<35man> yeah?
<draito5> last night i she dumped me
<draito5> SHE DUMPED ME MAN!!
<35man> Who? Claire?!
<draito5> yea
<35man> Hey listen, I'm really sorry about that, how you holding up?
<draito5> not good bro i nearly killed myself
<35man> awww come on, it can't be that bad.
<draito5> no seriously!!! i was sitting in the bathroom and i
took my razorblade and i was just shaving when i thought, whats the use
and then i seriously started thinking about it
<35man> wow. holy shit. did you end up doin it?