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#57593
<Steck> Oft, your not welcome here
<Oft> bullshit
<Oft> they all want me here
<Carcer> Steck, you have no right to say whether or not he's welcome here
<Steck> Really?
<Steck> Why not?
<Carcer> Because this isn't your channel, you douchebag?
<Steck> How about, this is my IRC network
Steck is ~Steck@netadmin.neverwinterconnections.com * Steck
<Carcer> Yeah.
<Carcer> That would be a good reason for him not to be welcome here.
<Oft> I could take you with one hand
<Steck> Still want to argue Carcer?
<Carcer> Ugh, I need to start reading hostmasks.
#30065
<@MrSaturn> Friend of mine goes to Fry's
<@MrSaturn> He obsesses over it
<@MrSaturn> He's like
<@MrSaturn> "OMG I FRIED MY MOTHERBOARD! HOORAY!"
#28448
<]|-|[> that was not sarcasm
<]|-|[> I can do better sarcasm
<CommaToes> sure you can
<]|-|[> You suck at sarcasm as well, CommaToes
<CommaToes> sure I do
<]|-|[> Shut up!
<CommaToes> that's gonna happen
#50369
<molo> penis
<treb> whats the plural of penis? is it peni?
<kroggy> gang rape.
Comment: #homeworld
#305241
<@Zardoz> so I left my blackberry in mun's car on wednesday only retrieved it now.
<@Zardoz> 16 missed calls! wow! I'm popular!
<@Zardoz> turns out they were all me trying to find my phone.
<@Zardoz> sigh.
#3019
<yossarian> theres a hole in my bucket
<tomg> yossarian: did microsoft make it?
<yossarian> yes, MSBucket
<tomg> have they made a patch for it yet?
<tomg> no, they probably want you to upgrade to Bucket.NET
<yossarian> with what shall i fix it dear microsoft, dear microsoft?
<tomg> well the CBR (common bucket runtime) will have embedded security to prevent leaks
#30997
* miss_m00 stares with bovine interest at the channel...
<NitaGurrl> that was udderly disgusting
<Gideon1> Is this joke gonna be milked to death?
<cuteboy23> I thought it was amoosing
#19467
Lotach: earlier today at work, I took some confectionary sugar and laid it out in a thin line, then left a straw next to it and walked away
#13707
-MemoServ- DALnet would like to recommend that you exercise some standard password security precautions and regularly change your password(s). Please remember that it is your responsibility to remember your password(s).
<Huz> Hey, is that news post DALnet code for "We got hax0red and someone saw everyone's passwords"? :)
#13570
* oWildKard waters the o at the beginning of his name... maybe in time it will grow to a beautiful @
#310161
<RHExcelion> You know, when I Was a kid, playing oregon trail
<RHExcelion> I'd shoot the damn tumbleweed
<RHExcelion> And wonder why I never got any meat
<Edward_Bebop> you thought the tumbleweed was an animal???
#8867
<Rance> i'm right next to a gateway country... i should walk in with my powerbook :)
#22682
<Gordo> Me? I'm 23.
<Gordo> Wait, I'm 24...
<Gordo> Shit, it was my brithday yesterday!!!
#5275
<zymurgy> #define NULL NULL /* because I can dammit! */
#27665
<lictor> my dad asked my why i didn't talk to him or anyone for that matter....
<lictor> and i couldn't say "i just don't really like any of you and feel its worth my time..." so i grunted
#12173
<johnsmith> Ill sit at bars and write perl on my napkin until girls are so thick around me I cant move my body
#38099
«JINKY» dark is going for a BA in landscape design
«JINKY» with a minor in janitorial services
«Dark» i already have a masters in landscaping
«Altair» yeah me too, I've been playing simcity 4.
#146
<lux> !8ball is dickdug a f4g?
<noodles> lux, You wish.
#4162
<Rhelik> our conversation about having to recompile PHP is the equivilant too
<Rhelik> lex:"my car won't start" rhelic:"it needs a new starter" lex:"so how do i fix it?" rhelic:"get a new starter" lex:"does that mean i have to get one?" rhelic:"are you an idiot?"
<Rhelik> lex: stop bitching and just fix it, you sound like a bad girlfriend
<lex> i am a girl
#10213
<Blaxthos> any fat bitches with inner beauty wanna chat ?
#69899
<willy> when i say POS it means parents over shoulder. which means no cussing. got it?
***
<willy> ugh, POS.
<foonisha> WOOO PORN FUCK DAMN SHIT TITTIES BOOBS GOD DAMN FUCK FUCK FUCK SHIT
*willy has signed off
#1800
<Matt-H> Leeches cure everything.
<JDigital> What about an allergy to leeches?
<Fry> What about loss of blood ?
<Matt-H> 'cept that, you witty bastard, you.
<JDigital> Or a fear of leeches.
<JDigital> Or lag.
#34217
<kinzillah> pie.
<jej> cocks.
<kinzillah> now THAT'S some word association right there
#242982
keegan: has anyone made a "Super Lehman Bros" videogame yet?
keegan: you jump and hit the block but instead of coins falling out you get worthless mortgage-backed securities
keegan: also put expensive suits on mario and luigi
#308772
<TheDancingLobster> yeah
<TheDancingLobster> i tend not to read code anyway
<TheDancingLobster> i just glare at it