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#3751
<djcrom> TOMORROW IS MY BIRTHDAY
<djcrom> I ACCEPT VISA, MASTERCARD, AND WEED.
#48053
<canllaith> mornfall: in my grub bootloader for my laptop it says 'slackware 2.4' 'slackware 2.6' 'Diablo II LOD'
<canllaith> since that's all win2k is good for ;)
<canllaith> ...I shouldn't be allowed to touch bootloaders.
#311335
< danl> being lazy and running everything as root is so much easier
< danl> lol
< danl> damn it
< danl> I screwed up my script and lost a years worth of access logs
#8644
<Wehrwolf> From CNN: "Sci Tech / Featured Sections : Is VHS obsolete?"
<SD-Crono> this is a followup to thier Future of Gaming E3 2002 report with a Dreamcast picture ... nice ^^
<Wehrwolf> Maybe their sci-tech guy is some 90 year old who lives in the woods
#13386
<J-Zilla> ma$e became a preacher
<DarkSerge> wtf does he preach
<d> you idiot ds
<d> "I'M A PLUMBER"
<d> ds: "WHAT DO U PLUMB?"
#2461
<pSa007> what is the difference between nintendo64 and commodore64?
#16161
*headache throws mrfloppy__ a beer
<mrfloppy__> weeeeee, free beer
<nyk> watch it mate, you can get real pissed on that cyber beer
#259
<reptile-> My hands are soft and girly-like.
<reptile-> Masturbating is so much better for me!
<Taurclave> You dream of handjobs
<DigDug> reptile- pretends that the hands belong to a girl
<Taurclave> He probably has painted nails on his favorite hand
#33188
porkbelly: jesus fucking christ
WidowMaker: pics?
#305744
<Palantyre> in the Finnish wikipedia article on Amputation: "This article is a stub."
<Palantyre> Fantastic.
#301336
<allesklar> So I went to the bar. Asked for a drink Haitian style. The bartender looked at my funny, I said Shaken, not Stirred
#297080
<Pryoidain> I had this terrible sinus infection once, all the mucus, the works
<Pryoidain> Well at some point, between all the antihistamines, I thought it'd be a brilliant idea to snort a crapton of Instant coffee.
<Pryoidain> Now for those of you who don't know, ANY moisture will turn instant coffee, into actual coffee.
<Pryoidain> I became a human percolator for like, an hour an a half.
<asaph> ....You need to do one of those "This is what happens when you do drugs" commercials.
<asaph> Half the country would go sober 24 hours after it hit air.
#301807
<SMD>i am gonna retire now
<SMD>gotta read some more lovecraft
<Her>lovecraft??
<SMD>h.p. lovecraft
<SMD>he was a scifi horror writer of 1920 or so
<Her>i thought it was some romantic version of warcraft
#67376
<SuperJuan> ffs
<SuperJuan> why doesn't the jobcentre website have a section for "jobs where you can irc and smoke weed at work"
<smilertoo> they do, they're listed under tech support
#44068
<Xenophon> trying to redirect modules.php?name=Forums&whatever... to index.php?q=forum using mod_rewrite ; This is what I have, but doesn't seem to work:
<Toba82> nothing generally does not work.
<Xenophon> #RewriteCond %{REQUEST_FILENAME} !-f #RewriteCond %{REQUEST_FILENAME} !-d #RewriteCond %{QUERY_STRING} ^name=Forums([^&]+)$ #RewriteRule modules.php index.php?q=forum [L]
<Toba82> hmmm....
<Toba82> the fact that it's all commented out may be affecting it
<Toba82> just a guess
Comment: #apache, EFNet
#1610
<watashi-x> Oh my God! Are you attemping to DoS me?
<Polymer> WTF are you talking about dumb ass
<Polymer> I can't get into your MS-DOS
#210496
<Menacer> You'll either need to look in your owner's manual (or the aftermarket stereo manual) or pull the radio out and look.
<Tain> hmm ok
<Menacer> unless the aux ports are front-mounted, of course.
<Tain> menacer: it's under the thing you pull out that's all metal and when you put it on your skin it hurts
<Cpl_Ethane> tain: that's called a "cigarette lighter"
Comment: #raspberryheaven
#4043
<TALLC00L1> Why do dogs lick their dicks? cuz they can't make a fist
#49353
(hydro|): man
(hydro|): sara , my buddy's wife, the people i'm staying with
(hydro|): is playing my keyboard
(hydro|): and she's being FUCKING
(hydro|): ANNOYING
(hydro|): she's sitting right next to me on the floor
(hydro|): i want to punch her
(GerbilNut): kick her instead
(GerbilNut): that can be played off as an accident
(timmo): hydro
(timmo): heres what you do
(timmo): ive found it to be the best piece of advise for people who dont know how to play
(timmo): whenever they start playing their instrument
(timmo): or what have you
(timmo): find yourself an annoying instrument
(timmo): like an accordian
(timmo): and be like
(timmo): OH SHIT LETS JAM
(hydro|): haha
(timmo): and start making horrible noises
(hydro|): yeah that totally works
(eltopo): hahaha
(timmo): soon theyll stop
#5345
<Ramen> When my penis grows in size at the site of a naked male, then I'll believe I'm gay.
#30517
<DWildstar> ARRRCH
<DWildstar> i told a guy at work where to find a password for a server so he finds it then fucking privmsg's it to me on irc "is this it?"
#205783
chuckstud: C# is terrible
chuckstud: it's like visual basic raped c++ and c++ didn't get the abortion
#37606
<iSsuEs> god.. fucking email spammers
<iSsuEs> i block html images
<iSsuEs> they send ascii art
#50219
<Syric> Like...I'll give them a quiz and tell them to "Read every question before answering, you have 5 minutes" and it'll have 40 questions. The last question would be "Do not do any of the questions above. Turn in paper blank"
<Sammael> but that wouldn't be a question...
<Syric> k, now I feel stupid.
<Rooks> Acceptance is the first step to a cure, or so they say.
#1827
(V_Audax) flip da flop da boing floygan
(d-_-b) v_audax has been possessed by the spirit of cosby~!?~@