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#52938
< psysick> why do fat ppl get hired as security guards
< psysick> are they considered more attentive to television screens?
#5521
<Lord-Data> god dammit. try as i might, i cannot type in the starwars theme music in words
#307705
<BMF54123> bluh, what the hell is wrong with FCEUX
<BMF54123> I have to load Metroid several times to keep it from crashing at a grey screen
<Inuyasha> it's a REALLY accurate emulator :o
#53469
<pip> my stepdad hit my mom once and I nearly cut his balls off.
<pip> that was the best new years ever
#6701
Chargon[HorsebackArchery] is now known as Sir_Chargon
<Eric> Horseback Archery.
<Eric> D00d, drive-by shooting. It's a sign of the times.
<Kataclysm> Yes, but a ride-by shooting just doesn't have the same effect as a drive-by.
<Eric> Good point. ANYONE can kill a horse, but a car doesn't stagger when it's down.
<Kataclysm> That, and horses don't have tinted power windows either.
#120329
<||bass> omg
<||bass> best pictonary game ever
<||bass> I was playing with lenina
<||bass> first she chokes herself and pretends to die
<||bass> then
<||bass> she gives me a handjob and points at my dick
<||bass> you know what i was supposed to guess?
<||bass> "Die Hard"
Comment: #nobodysworld on deltaanime
#57018
<lefter> anyways, long sorty short, she shoved 2 fingers in my ass
<celeste_> literally, or figuratively?
<lefter> literally
<lefter> i don't know how you would have 2 fingers figuratively put into ones ass
#280685
<purriah> She knows you're wanking.
<Foxhill[away]> of course she does, she still washes the sheets
<Foxhill[away]> i remember her saying that to me one day when picking me up from school
<Foxhill[away]> 'you're a dirty lil boy'
<Foxhill[away]> 'huh? what?'
<Foxhill[away]> 'i wash your sheets remember'
<Foxhill[away]> 'err'
<Foxhill[away]> 'no more watching the german channel'
#308469
<hagbard> i3Guest88: the pin9 that on the webpage is marked "NC" what are you doing with that pin?
<i3Guest88> just to ground
<myself> aha
<myself> when a bit gets shifted off the edge of the '595, it falls out pin 9
<myself> if you're pushing zeroes out there, the chip is trying to drive pin 9 to ground, which is already its state, and everything is copascetic
<myself> but as soon as you shift a 1 off the edge of the register, it tries to drive pin 9 high, but it's grounded, so it shorts your power supply
<myself> when a pin is labeled NC, that means you only connect it if you're in North Carolina
<myself> and since we're in Michigan, we use that as a no-connect pin, meaning leave it floating
#28844
<nasna> i'm a day a head of you all, 9/11 happened on the 10th here
#23818
<bLanKer> omg my right hand hurts alot
<bLanKer> what is it called?
<bLanKer> when ur hands hurt b/c of repetative motion?
<|404notfound> masturbation
#1235
<MadHatter> omg how do I turn mirc timers off
~~~ (signoff) MadHatter ;Excess Flood
#18419
<KuIpo> does anyone know how to burn a dreamcast game?
* [TX]-KnacK hands KuIpo a can of #2 diesel and a lighter - THere ya go!
#6912
<pvx> why do these psycho's always msg my bot?
<xf> Because that is what psychos do.
<MenTaLguY> more to the point, why do a majority of them seem to be from Brazil?
<xf> Because that is where psychos live.
#17246
<[H]Mephisto_kur_srv_> nArKeD... How flexible is your morality?
<nArKeD> what morals?
<0dan0> that is the right answer
#45553
<DosBubba> Growth in confusing graphs on the Internet, 1989-2005:
<DosBubba> =====75
<DosBubba> ========80
<DosBubba> ===========80
<DosBubba> ========75
Comment: #main @ irc.dosbubba.com
#78993
<Sanguini> Dear Sir/Madam,
<Sanguini> You are a lucky winner in our "Win a Tomahawk Cruise Missile" competition.
<Sanguini> Please send us your GPS coordinates to claim your prize.
#25606
<Drugdown> Everyone makes mistakes.
<Fleebis> Especially you.
#31747
<sarah_mascara> and she hated her unique name. so she named me SARAH.
<sarah_mascara> YAY FOR THAT.
<vanbeast> hahahaha
<sarah_mascara> and being labeled 'Sarah R.' my whole live.
<sarah_mascara> life, also.
<vanbeast> :)
<sarah_mascara> my mom used to tell me i had the 'charlie brown syndrome' because i always introduced myself as 'sarah richter.' 'cause i always knew too many sarahs, you know.
<sarah_mascara> but...
<vanbeast> download faster, song
<vanbeast> I was always the only ben. that was weird for me.
<sarah_mascara> i must admit, it took on a whole new meaning when my mom got REALLY drunk about two years ago and told me i was conceived at the 'charlie brown hotel' on myrtle beach.
#5699
<Thrash|Zzz> YAY HARRY POTTER ON DVD
<Khross{killme}> O_O
<Khross{killme}> I WILL BE BACK SHORTLY
<Khross{killme}> Oh wait I'm heterosexual.
#6390
<octalpuss> that's right... i'm on my way back to being beautiful
<octalpuss> fuck brains =o)
<octalpuss> oh, and drinking adequate water really kicks ass
<octalpuss> the extra skin on my tummy that i thought i was going to need a
tummy tuck for is now 85% gone
<el_kab0ng> turn around, I think I found it
#10034
<duckman> do you say gash?
<A|exander> not in polite company
<IonSurge> haha
<IonSurge> who here is polite company?
<A|exander> oops typo
<A|exander> meant police custody
#297669
<@baka> anyone here ever eaten sushi off a naked woman?
<Sloshed> no thanks
<@baka> i'm intrigued
<@Sadrak> I'd volunteer to do the dishes
#7134
<Grant|BnW> Have you seen what happens if you give the mariners a sheep?
<CrashCat> lots of uses
<Grant|BnW> "A sheep. Lovely! Sheep have many uses, and the voyage is long."
<CrashCat> try giving them a woman
<Grant|BnW> What do they say?
<Grant|BnW> I'm trying to be nice now, so I don't want to if they'll rape or eat her.
<Grant|BnW> I wouldn't put anything past fucking accordian players.
#306129
<HunterX11> and apparently amazon.com sells sex toys
<HunterX11> including "used and new" prices