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#309691
(Earnestly) Arch is not the right distribution for you if you can't use Linux without a GUI environment.
(buhman) and what Earnestly said
(Earnestly) Not meaning to sound like an elitist-jerk
(buhman) by contrast, I do intend to sound like an elitist.
#15905
(juslooken) i looked at the bouncer and said 'u dont need to see my id'
(juslooken) and he said 'i dont need to see your id
(juslooken) it was very jedi
#294722
<MorbidAngel> so my parents just made me watch 2 girls 1 cup.
<Valtieri> MA: I'm sorry?
<MorbidAngel> you dont wanna know -_-
<Valtieri> I know about 2g1c, but... they made you... what?
<nach> Re-enact it with his mother
<MorbidAngel> watch it
<MorbidAngel> You suck :/
<Valtieri> They *made* you watch it? Like, "Hey Matt, come sit down, see this"?
<MorbidAngel> pretty much
<MorbidAngel> they showed me some reactions first
<MorbidAngel> i was like "oh fuck, this is gunna suck"
<MorbidAngel> I just laughed the hole time, my dad was gagging XD
<Valtieri> ...what the FUCK?
<Valtieri> Why would they *want* you to watch that? And why would THEY?
<MorbidAngel> to see my reaction
<MorbidAngel> i guess
<MorbidAngel> lol
<Valtieri> MA, your parents are awesome.
<nach> MA, was it the first time you watched it?
<MorbidAngel> yeah
<MorbidAngel> for some reason i was just like "O.o..uh..you two are FUCKED"
#24388
@JarZ: i want my dad's mirc
@JarZ: uhh
@JarZ: fuck im a geek
@JarZ: MERC
#8447
<Ryk> one of my favourite pastimes spotting boobjob scars.
<Ryk> nothing sexual about it. just like to beat the airbrush.
#30053
<@Dilandou> http://www.boldlygoingnowhere.net/safetyfirst.WMV <-- LMFAO!
* Dilandou laughs like hell
<@Dilandou> i love that guy's robot dance. ^_^
<@Dilandou> he took his top off
<@Dilandou> omfg
<@Dilandou> LMFAO
<+usrbingeek> After watching that video I got to thinking that there are people in some parts of the world that are unfortunate to not be able to afford bandwidth and look how we waste it!
#24133
<Shadow> You know how when you watch anime and they have a little nudity, you think "Why can't there be more porn in this show?"
<Shadow> Then you watch hentai, and you think "Why can't the story be better?"
<Shadow> I just saw Hanaukyo Maids, and I don't know whether to jack off or watch politely.
#10481
<jej> i need to "find" a copy of q3a for os 9/X too.
<jej> and wolfenstein.
<Toast> I need to "find" a copy of "your mom" for "my wang"
<jej> ":("
<cj_> "hehe"
#30337
<DJ-Pyro> oh boy..shit is going to hit the fan now...sco is distrubuting linux with another license
<willo> DJ-Pyro: really? ummmm.
<willo> DJ-Pyro: my god they're stupid.
<willo> I knew they were, but I figured only half the head was in the sphincter
<willo> apparently the entire thing fits. who knew?
#65001
<swight> hope colbert wins an emmy
<timmo> pz
<timmo> emmy for most likely to get shot in the face by the cia
<timmo> for mocking the president
<swight> cia doesn't shoot people in the face, that's the vice prez
<timmo> touche
Comment: #geekissues
#78
<AlmtyBob> I think they should make 'Powerpuff Girls: 2012', a live action movie, where the powerpuff girls are played by mad hot chicks
<AlmtyBob> teenage chicks
#3363
<Nettik> I had some Huge ass guy name Ray try to squeeze the shit out of me
<Nettik> the guy is REAL strong and pretty agile for being big
<Nettik> he grabbe a hold of me and started squeezing, he didnt like it when I kicked his leg out from underneath him too much, but he squeezed harder. It all depends on how far I was willing to go
<spazzer> <Nettik> and soon i had a nice loaf the size of a breadbox in my drawers
#5614
<quatoria> you shat on your daughter? disgusting pervert.
<Plaid> No, you freak. I puked on her.
#30141
<Astrodog[BTEG]> Woah.
<Astrodog[BTEG]> My bank issue'd me a credit card.
<Catgirl[BTEG]> Morons.
#7219
<Sundancer> DE: "The truth is out there" :)
<DarkElf> sunny: yeah, thank god it's out there and not in here with us
#19417
<Rayne> what does /finger do anyway?
<ShadowZero> it pleasures
#10464
<Mand> If I had to be an x-men, i'd be Gambit.
<Ithaqua> I thought you WERE an ex-man.
#35570
<tharaka> wow, this is a new one...
<tharaka> microsoft connected to its ONLINE troubleshooting centre
<tharaka> only to tell me, "You Do Not Currently Have A Connection To The Internet"
<ducklord> they're making fun of you
<tharaka> is coz i is bleck
<ducklord> probably
<ducklord> they're trying to get you to destroy your computer in a murderous black rage
<ducklord> and/or pawn it
#303788
< the_wench2> Aikar: I removed --spider, but now I get files :(
< d3x> the_wench2, did you mean flies?
#79712
< nixternal> hey, I have Office 2007 Enterprise free, who wants it?
< Red_Herring> ME ME ME ME ME
< nixternal> for real?
< Red_Herring> no
< nixternal> why not?
< Red_Herring> a) i dont use windows
< Red_Herring> b) i dont use office
< nixternal> you passed the test!
< Red_Herring> what do i win?
< nixternal> Office 2007 Enterprise
Comment: #ubuntu-chicago
#29668
<Bob> Clive got upset the other day when Marketing emailed him a PDF of a TIFF of a Fax of a printout of a world-accessable web page.
Comment: Transcribed from a talker conversation
#32395
<ducklord> getting interested is for losers
<ducklord> winners go "..."
#55588
aishiteiru: So, I'm making a cake for my gf for valentine's day, right?
aishiteiru: Anyway... I start talking about how the smell is filling the house
aishiteiru: and it's making me hungry
aishiteiru: and then she asks what I'm making
aishiteiru: but I don't want to tell her, it's a surprise, right?
aishiteiru: so I say the first thing off the top of my head.
aishiteiru: "Chocolate boobies."
aishiteiru: She believed me.
aishiteiru: So then I started going on about how I was going to fill it with vanilla frosting
aishiteiru: and wondering about the logistics of attaching the nipple
aishiteiru: she COMPLETELY believed it all
aishiteiru: and she was freaking about it
aishiteiru: then I did that old line
aishiteiru: "...Hey? Did you know that gullible isn't in the dictionary?"
aishiteiru: she got it at that point.
aishiteiru: Cake mix: $4.
aishiteiru: Frosting: $5.
aishiteiru: Convincing your girlfriend that you're making a chocolate boobie:
aishiteiru: Priceless.
#54995
<jared> GRAB YOUR DICK AND DOUBLECLICK FOR PORN, PORN, PORN!
<Pen_Pen> jared- It's not working. >:\
<Pen_Pen> All I get is channel info.
#4874
<gee-> i stole a 5 dollar pen from officemax and it didnt work
<homieC> your dad stole a 5 dollar condom from a 7-11 and it didnt work