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#89
<tmhaidnk> whoa i can submit my prayers via html based forms !
#4384
<@JP> before i saw miss cleo's commercial, i didn't know there was a "you are attracted to a large-breasted female co-worker" card in the tarot deck.
#29906
<ZyKl0n> my uncle died on saturday
<ZyKl0n> :(
<ZyKl0n> I don't understand it... he was 43
<ZyKl0n> I hope I don't die when I'm 43
<j0sh> sux to be himi
<j0sh> did he die on the toilet
<j0sh> ?
<ZyKl0n> no... dropped dead walking up a driveway to an auction
<ZyKl0n> just keeled over
<j0sh> ROFL
<j0sh> did u take pics
<j0tun> OMG
<j0tun> what kinda question is that?
#156793
<BootheaD> welcome to the hotel rosssssssssssthefox
<BootheaD> such a furry place
<BootheaD> such a furry taste
<hatebreed> he must make haste!
<hatebreed> lest his semen goto waste :(
<Fewlio^> as it all turns to paste
<BootheaD> upon this turkey he shall baste
<rossthefox> wtf
<rossthefox> you sick mother fuckers
#34227
<NatashaD> Up until this last generation my family refused to breed outside of the german heretage. Then my dad told his mom to get bent and married an Irish woman.
<NatashaD> The Germans won't speak to us, and the Irish won't speak to the Germans, so everyone pretty much leaves us alone.
<NatashaD> I'm not sure what the problem is but because they're all stupid I don't mind not having to talk to them.
<Chris23m{ab}> lol VERY nice
<NatashaD> Except that none of them sent me graduation presents, those ungrateful bastards.
#95496
<Lash> What's worse: Cancer or AIDS?
<Lash> Cancer. Because with AIDS, atleast you got laid.
#11244
<Hippie316> plus i have one of the worlds smallest rooms
<Hippie316> ask dop hes seen my room
<Hippie316> plus he can attest to it being small
<Doppelganger> no I cant
<Doppelganger> oh, you mean the room
<Doppelganger> yeah
#7294
<parox> man near killed myself carrying a 60kg UPS today!!!
<parox> had to carry it up some steps, put the back out I think
<bytraper> 60kg's?? I know how you feel dude... I once carried that weight in each arm once while I was running
<parox> what the hell were you doing carring that sort of weight while you were running??? you in training or something?
<bytraper> no I was stealing the stuff and somebody saw me...
#18160
<MaxPower> so I'm on this ftp site today
<thammy> haha
<thammy> that sounds like the beginning of a bad geek joke
#17973
<Lyfe> definition of porking: going to the club with the intention of sleeping with the fattest hoe you can find, in the hopes your bitch will be fatter then the ones your buddies pick up, so you get the pot of money.
<Lyfe> oops, wrong channel =/
<Lyfe> disregard
Morlack coughs
<Rakash|HoW> Lyfe you need a little timeout?
<Morlack> No, I think he needs a better plan at getting women.
#43039
<Taim> and the power kicks out... <dramatic thunderclap>
~<numist> nice, how are you stil online?
<Taim> wireless connection, battery power.
<Taim> all good ;)
~<numist> yeah, but the wireless base needs power...
~<numist> so does the modem its attached to
<Taim> I'm connected to some house almost a km away
<Taim> actually, I don't really know where the modem I'm connected to is... all I know is that I can connect to it here in my building and I can connect to it at my mothers work that is like a 15 minute walk from here
~<numist> rofl
<Taim> I was lead to believe that most home modems only have an effective range of about 1300ft without interferance
<Taim> or some such animal
<Taim> and presumably a company that could afford high range hardware wouldnt leave their network unsecured
Comment: ridiculous geekiness
#16180
<WSBN-DannyBoy> stfuysmfs
<Cowboy_LapDog> is "sit on my face" part of that?
<Cowboy_LapDog> hmmn
<Tankd> I was tryin to decode that too.
<WSBN-DannyBoy> STFU YSMFs
<WSBN-DannyBoy> Monkey is part of it
<Cowboy_LapDog> sit the fuck on my and your faces?
<Cowboy_LapDog> you sick monkey fucks?
<Cowboy_LapDog> sexy monkey fuckers?
<Cowboy_LapDog> wait i have one
<Cowboy_LapDog> FYYFF FFFFFFFFF FFFFF !@# FFF
<Cowboy_LapDog> "fuck" is a part of it
#32584
<ImJen> I'm bored
<cax> me too
<D^KR0VV> #cyberpunx
<MikeUC> I'm bored, too.
<Johnny_R> well we wouldn't b on here if we all had thriving social lives would we!?
Comment: The sad truth.
#23481
<Darth-Phenom> The term "African-American" is archaic and implies racial difference
<Darth-Phenom> Pigmentally challenged is the correct term
<Squinky> Actually pigmentally challenged implies a lack of pigmentation
<Darth-Phenom> Squinky, they aren't called "coloured folk" for nothing
<Darth-Phenom> Oh, fuck
<Darth-Phenom> I just out-stupided myself
#306475
[about Stony Brook "SB Guardian"]
<tonyb> "With this feature users can set a time that coincides with the time they expect to travel from one location on campus to another. If the caller arrives safely and deactivates their timer, the University Police Department will never receive notification that a timer was ever set. " ahahaha
[...]
<fahadsadah> What happens when your phone battery runs out?
<tonyb> Well, the police come of course
<nathan> and arrest you for battery?
#86063
* custardpringle was talking about how she regularly sleeps in the art building thursday nights because she works late thursdays and has art hw due first thing fridays
<Eiko> what do you sleep on?
<custardpringle> there is a lounge. with couches.
<custardpringle> I try not to think too hard about them.
* Eiko spent a week of freshman year in college sleepingin the Physical Therapy lab after doing something horrible.
<Eiko> so I know that feeling
<Ellie> Uh oh?
<Eiko> well, my freshman roommate was, uh, very amorous...
<Eiko> ...and I stopped enjoying having to find somewhere else to sleep other than my own bed on weekends...
<Eiko> ...an I was staff on the campus radio station...
<Eiko> so yeah, to save my life I slept in the PT lab for a week until my roommate stopped wanting to kill me for broadcasting twenty minutes of fucking.
<Eiko> I note it was not a live broadcast.
<Eiko> I taped it and played it on the air.
#33463
* Joins: DesSc0rp (~DesScorp@66.168.250.226)
<DesSc0rp> and now.....
<DesSc0rp> Calculus love poetry
<DesSc0rp> I love you
<DesSc0rp> You are my Hero
<DesSc0rp> My love for you is 1/x
<DesSc0rp> as x approaches 0
Comment: #bifemunix
#299949
Joe: Tommy's room is right next to mine and the walls are really thin
Joe: Every time I hear him start yelling at his friends over Xbox Live when I am trying to sleep
Joe: I release the IP address on our router
#8153
<Naivete> hey joe, if you suck at UO pvp, SAY ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.
<Kiler> rofl
*** Joe_ is now known as Imkillingyou
*** Imkillingyou is now known as nexttimeiseeyou
#48629
<melf> america is the best fucking country on earth
<melf> nowhere else can you have a life like you can have one here
<cheez> the date of expiration on that propaganda reads 1/1/79, melf
#70665
<+ba> I'm saying that five-fourths of Americans can't do fractions
Comment: #WPI
#636
<Anagon> IT'S UP! I GOT IT UP!
<Anagon> (no, not like that)
#14524
<Taze> "LEGOLAS PANTS AS HE FILLS YOUR SHAKING LOVE TUNNEL WITH HIS LONG ELVEN ROD"
* Scibert blinks.
<Scibert> "Love tunnel?"
<arenotelicon> yes Sci.
<arenotelicon> this is why porn stories scare me.
<Scibert> Since when did the human body turn into an amusement park ride?
<arenotelicon> we're not sure.
<arenotelicon> sometime after porn was invented.
#6205
<barkode> if redhat is ever running on a space shuttle, you can sleep well
knowing it's probably running imap2, and we can all go IRC from it.
#102424
<Maneko> what doesn't kills you only makes you stronger.
<Kojispruke> You have obviously never had a limb ripped off by a bloodthirsty shark.