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#8719
<AndrewB> Lonely..
<Linguica> aww
<AndrewB> Come to bed and snuggle with me.
<AndrewB> Er, wrong window.
#1432
<@SLiPMaTT`> no i had one girlie today give me her #
<rocker> slippy goes to an all guys school
#3324
<Acero> i hate this piece of shit router!
<Acero> what do i do now
<Acero> this piece of crap wont fix
<Acero> i hate fucking networking
<SD_Washu> rtfm?
<Acero> i did
<Acero> i read it like 3 times
<Acero> it doesnt have a warez troubleshooting section
<Acero> how to connect to your illegal ftp servers
<Acero> "router settings for couriers"
#25052
<wtm1> what about ziploc bagging a fart and opening it in someone's face?
#3920
<djLiKu> tell her to give me a blueprint of her vagina
<blazemore> wtf are you gonna do with a blueprint
<blazemore> construct your own vagina?
<djLiKu> yes
<djLiKu> it's like ocean's 11
<djLiKu> i'm gonna plan out first with a demo
#16151
* Amrik slaps Morfans around a bit with a large trout
<Marvin|> I don't think he'll notice you more just because you do that.
<Amrik> well it makes me feel better
#2837
<maff> yoga fire!
<timmo> yoga flame!
<maff> if you were dhalism right now, I bet you'd get stopped in the airport.
#17828
<standby> i'm moving to my own office tomorrow
<standby> i feel so cool
<standby> i'll be able to mastrubate while i work
<standby> well i allready do but it will be easier
#28825
<Random-Guy> Hello? Is anyone there? I did it! I'm the last #finalfighter alive! *Spills his hand lotion* That...that's not fair. There was time now!
#310728
<Shadell> Actually
<Shadell> Economists are very very awful buddhists
<Shadell> "All conditioned existence is suffering. Desire is the source of all suffering because it never ends."
<Shadell> "This is why we can create models of economic systems based on the fact that humanity will never stop wanting more shit."
#297618
<@Elleo> we should invent a dance called the Mersenne Twist
<@Elleo> where you just move about randomly
<@Elleo> but with an even distribution
#4451
<amoeba> mouse gestures = OMG IM TOO LAZY TO PRESS TEH BUTTONS ON TEH KEYBOARD
<@tr0n> HEY IF I MOVE IT IN AN S PATTERN AND THEN A ZIGZAG AND THEN A SQUARE SHAPE IT WILL TAKE ME TO FAGS.NET
#301075
<Jammy_Stuff> it isn't just an excuse to go drinking
<Jammy_Stuff> it's a social gathering society
<Mabbo> ... so you're like alcoholics anonymous, except that you dont admit you have a problem?
<BunnyII> exactly
<BunnyII> because we don't
#162518
<Raws> that was epic
<Raws> so I called western union, right
<Raws> and I get this texan lady on the phone with a long drawl
<Raws> shes all like "you are aware that this is probably a fraud you stupid effing moron" and I just say
<Raws> "don't worry ma'am"
<Raws> "I'm from the internet"
<Raws> it just came out of my mouth
<sboob> LMFAO
<Raws> she just said "ok"
#308130
<Adorable> On a scale of Helen Keller to Osama Bin Laden, how good is my hiding spot?
#6918
<aer> I don't like pamela anderson type breasts
<xf> Their remote controls are annoying and not well documented.
#67
<circle`> he's like, you, you and you, suck this
#2941
<BlackDeth> the only effect cocaine really has is it makes you want more cocaine :D
#31338
<d4n> i want more biscuits
<d4n> no i dont!
<d4n> yes i do!
<d4n> no i dont!
<ror> !?!?!?
<d4n> !!!
<d4n> interior monologue wibble
#17942
<Jibble> I got a 3.5 this semester :D
<Jibble> I so thought I'd failed that history exam too
<MrEnthusiasm> its a computer error
<MrEnthusiasm> you should be getting a letter in the mail rather soon explaining why your financial aide has been revoked
<Jibble> I don't have any financial aid
<MrEnthusiasm> got the letter I see
#16778
<uno> you don't see us tossing around phrases like "throbbing cock" do you?
#43950
<@sporn> the rude fucks who live behind are playing loud pappy music
<@sporn> so I turned the mower on and left it in the back yard
Comment: #notmelbourne, oz.org
#52517
23:02:28 <@murderdeathkiller> is there something wrong with a girl who doesn't shave?
23:02:33 < Rutger> No, there isn't
23:02:40 < Patrick``> it's perfectly natural.
23:02:46 <@murderdeathkiller> that's curious. in europe it's like, no, that's cool
23:02:57 <@murderdeathkiller> in america it's like "I WANT YOU TO BE BALD LIKE AN EIGHT YEAR OL DOWN THERE BABY"
23:03:23 < Patrick``> I'd rather have wispy hair than stubble
23:03:34 < Patrick``> it's like "this vagina has the texture of rambo's chin"
#302761
< sklnd> i was an intern at jpmc for two years
< sklnd> i lost like 50 million dollars one day in intra-bank funds
< sklnd> by fucking up a ftp upload
Comment: #cobol
#31458
*** Signoff: Chilled_Mango (Quit: I feel like a mosquito in a nudist camp -- I don't know where to begin.)