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#1655
<JD> I, or one of my teammates, shall cause you to become electroencephalographically challenged.
Mr Brown> ill kill you
<JD> No, I like the way I say it better
#8144
<Naivete> damnit whenever I see the word 'mount' in linux documentation I think UNF
<Vertinox> "...Take hard drive, lube it with proper amounts of kY..."
#296974
<Raisin> Here's what I learned from Lifetime TV
<Raisin> Never go jogging or you'll get raped
#2841
<drwho> I don't know which models use 60 pin and whihc use 26 pin
<Horus> models usualy have a 1 pin female connector
#40983
Cochese: Facts, shmacts! Everyone twists their facts to make it look believeable and advantageous to their side whether you're a "liberal pussy," "right wing nutjob," or even a so called "unbiased observer." All I know is that my history teacher told me when I'd grow up, things would get a whole lot worse. And goddamn it he was right. Now I'm feeding him social security. Bastard!
#39011
<Shadow> 1337 translates not to leet, as many people suspect, but actually to retarded.
#294937
* nobu^ (*@*.*) Quit (Quit: When two people dream the same dream, it ceases to be an illusion.)
<j3_optrix> When two people dream the same dream, it's a pointer error.
#30406
<iPBS> you know
<iPBS> there were billions of virus emails traveling the net last week
<iPBS> people were complainging about getting hundreds of emails in their inbox's
<iPBS> and i didn't get a single email virus
<slightly> me neither
<iPBS> whats that say about our popularity?
<slightly> :(
#42448
<Cowbert> there isn't really an appreciable performance benefit using reiser over ext3 is there?
<beeMind> only if you compile with -funroll_loops
<gregh> reiserfs --pinstripe --exhaust-diameter=12cm
<Cowbert> --blueneon
<Nugget> make WITH_STICKERS=yes
<crewman> --powerstickers_typeR
<froggie> --soundsystem=excess_bass
<PetrDoubt> -DNO_IDEA
<Cowbert> make WITH_LARGE_WING_FWD=yes
<beeMind> haha
<Nugget> Warning: --rwd option unsupported
<froggie> hahaha
#307194
<+Becky_> when I was like 10 or something I went on the internet to like a HTML chatroom on yahoo
<+Becky_> some guy had the nickname "blink182fan"
<+Becky_> I said to him that the blink tag sucks because it's not supported by all browsers
#54388
[Oni] FUCK!
[Oni] I'm just about out of black ink
[Krypton] printer?
[Oni] No, the type I disperse to run from predators.
#18427
<Rokan> WTF is that road sign mean.....
<Rokan> its a truck ramming into a virtical road
<Zimbu> The sign means: "You are now in Canada. Please kill yourself before it gets even worse."
#4287
<memo> > Would you like to go fuck yourself? (Y/N)
<Foxie> Y
<Foxie> Y
<Foxie> ITS NOT WORKIGN
#304821
<ackville> speaking of rediculous browsing habits
<ackville> I once saw a guy right click a link to a YouTube video, click Email Link, email it himself (default email client is Thunderbird), open Outlook, get the mail back in, copy the link, then paste it into a new tab
<ackville> had serious trouble sleeping after seeing that abomination
<ackville> I was tempted to intervene and ask what the hell he was doing, but I feared for the safety of my braincells
#27340
<RomperStomper> deh ; ur fuckin geroge bush
<deh> geroge?
<deh> lol
<NecroOptic> he means garage
<NecroOptic> garage bush
<NecroOptic> like something that grows in your car port
#19677
<[EFU]psyk0mantis^gK> BLINK BLOWS MEN COCKS
<+TlMMAH> as opposed to women cocks?
#49170
<Twin`> teacher spelled his name wring
<Twin`> wrong
<|silicon> nice how irony stepped in ther
<|silicon> e
<|silicon> dammit
#7173
<Ice|P> blow jobs r better
<mk4> why because you get a load in the mouth
<nim-zero> a load in the mouth is worth two in the hand
#20238
*** {OK}oOShogoOo has joined #dransik
<{OK}oOShogoOo> :))))))))))))))))
<Gets> Why the long face?
#26216
*ph34rbot wonders where everyone ran off to
<Kur0Tenshi> We're masturbating to erotic asian art.
<Asmodeus> Is that a clever way of saying "Jerking off to hentai" :)?
<Kur0Tenshi> Bingo. :]
#62304
<tybofborg> damn i have a bad feeling about this
<tybofborg> you know that petike went to USA last sunday
<tybofborg> and i knew that he would have to spend a night at JFK airport
<tybofborg> so i sent him a letter
<tybofborg> containing all the keywords i could think about like bomb, jihad, al quaeda, bin laden and so on
<tybofborg> to freak him out when he reads it
<tybofborg> now it's been three days and he still didn't write back :(
#22980
<ruff> hey dana you and me baby we ain't nothing but mammals so let's do what they do on the discovery channel
<danamania> OK. So after I rip your head off and eat it, what happens then? Do I get royalties? Where's David Attenborough. Always wanted to meet that guy
#140026
[Nighthawk]> why's everyone so quiet?
[Nighthawk]> someone die in here?
* Sane_Traitor inconspicuously drags a black plastic bag out the back door
* Louwhoo whistles
Comment: #rantradio
#29437
<Lepper> i rode my bike for 2 hours today.. w00t
<Lepper> my legs are getting so much stronger
<splice> thatll help when you have to run away from girls
#300987
<@Rjx> a whole directory of flv files I downloaded have spontaneously converted to mp4 format
<@Rjx> it's a christmas miracle!