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#7235
<OneEyedJack> Someone tell me why everyone lists one of their hobbies as either "hanging out" or "partying"?
<Qtechie> I like to hang out while I party... but chicks are always grossed out by it, and guys tend to beat me up for it
#197703
<withnail> well, i suppose that whatever happened, at least i'll always have my memories
<withnail> and by memories i mean naked photos of her
#18704
<rawrbaby> it turned out it was just a rash from not going to the bathroom for so long
<rawrbaby> shit.. wrong window
#21634
<Chojin_> I mean I'm STILL insulted that she saw me just as a walking dildo
<bngrybt> heh
<bngrybt> yeah that's what tisha thought of me i think
<CommanderStab> I'd be insulted at that Chojin, but only that she acutally BELIEVED she could get away with it
<bngrybt> cuz jody asked her what she liked about me and the first thing she said was practically "well his dick's like 8 inches long!
#2794
<Viscant> I am proud of having an average sized penis.
<Viscant> Little Viscant is 6 3/4 and proud.
<Hentai007> i thought 7 was average
<tragic> viscant "average" you realize there are 1 billion chinese people
<Viscant> tragic: Damn them.
#51460
••• Join: Drehiel
(Anonymous) who is this?
(+Drehiel) Who am I? Who are you? Who is anyone? Who are we?
(Anonymous) wat
(+Drehiel) olololo
(Anonymous) Are you a real person?
(+Drehiel) Am I real? Are you real? Is anyone real? Are we real?
(Anonymous) Or is this some crap Microsoft made up.
(+Drehiel) Am I crap? Are you crap? Is anyone crap? Are we crap?
(Anonymous) yo
(Anonymous) cfdfd
(+Drehiel) Am I yo? Are you yo? Is anyone yo? Are we yo?
••• Quit: Anonymous (Anonymous@dm-18266.vnnyca.adelphia.net) (Exit: Quit)
(+Drehiel) I WIN
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#32560
<@Hellfish> wow, we actually had a funny joke going till you RUINED IT with goatse
#11474
<Josho> hold on here
<Josho> does the cube have a dvd drive?
<Amanda`> It's probably a 12x cdrom
<Josho> ><
<Josho> insulting the cube is like kicking me in the privates
<Josho> i don't know how to eject the cdrom
<Amanda`> drag it to the trash can
<Josho> strike two
#45472
<ProfGlitch> hahaha, how ironic:
<ProfGlitch> "USA/Japan's [StarCraft] match ended in America's favor after their Terran player resolved two nuclear attacks on the Japanese team's main bases."
#6626
<BrantB> OMG!
<CecilPL> what?
<BrantB> I just used an acronym for Oh My God for the first time ever
#5923
[mad] WHAT KINDA PRESIDENT DO WE GOT ANYWAYZ
[mad] HE SMOKES WEED AND DONT INHALE
[mad] GETS A BLOW JOB AND DONT CUM
[mad] I MEAN CMON.
#8218
<DotSPF> just got myself a shitload more lesbo porn
<killck> good?
<DotSPF> damn they have so much more fun when we're not around
#34091
<SA-X[away][soldat]Wf> chaos?
<SA-X[away][soldat]Wf> u a girl?
<Chaos> If by girl, you mean man, then yes.
Comment: #zebeth dreamIRC
#238479
<Proe2> there's this girl at work who is pretty hot
<Mirchar> oh really?
<Proe2> yeah, but ive found it really hard to initiate anything
<Mirchar> you need to get in there before someone else does
<Proe2> well the other day i thought i better man up and do something, i wasn't just gonna let this one slip by, she seems like a really nice girl, so i plucked up the courage and made my move
<Mirchar> and?
<Proe2> She hasn't poked back yet
#18340
<Greylark> the phrase "pet peeves" is one of my pet peeves
#17902
<ZaphHD> I almost bought a kiddy pool today...thought about filling it up with
water and filling myself up with beer in the back yard
<ZaphHD> but it reminded me too much of homer simpson
#8478
<cactoid> you're all gay
<cactoid> and those of you who are married, everyone knows it's a marriage of convenience
#118292
<DethFromAbove> rmuser she is not ugly
<DethFromAbove> she is fat yeah
<DethFromAbove> but I saw past that
<DethFromAbove> I don't know what to call that
<rmuser> gravitational lensing
#48735
(Lurking) did you know that 62% of statistics are made up on the spot?
(Nick) did you know that joke is unfunny 100% of the time?
#33863
<Backslash> You ATTEMPTED to commit suicide…?
<Backslash> Wow so every breathe you take is like a living testament to the fact that you can’t do anything right…
#52156
NoVwith A Bullet: lol, get this
NoVwith A Bullet: I'm chillin' here in cooper hall after hours
NoVwith A Bullet: building's all locked up
mattye15: yah
mattye15: lol
NoVwith A Bullet: security guards walk by and are like "yo, just to let you know, it's locked up, so if you leave, you can't get back in, and don't let anyone in"
NoVwith A Bullet: about half an hour later, I hear this knocking at the door next to me
NoVwith A Bullet: I ignore it
NoVwith A Bullet: it gets louder
NoVwith A Bullet: still ignore
NoVwith A Bullet: the person is freakin' POUNDING on the door when I decide to get up and look
NoVwith A Bullet: it's the security guards
NoVwith A Bullet: they locked themselves out
mattye15: LOL
mattye15: thats funny
NoVwith A Bullet: oh BOY do I feel safe on this campus!
mattye15: wow
NoVwith A Bullet: Best part? They left again without getting their keys
#73996
<Glock_> so i'm looking for porn
<Glock_> and i see VIRGIN LAURA PART 1
<Glock_> and then VIRGIN LAURA PART 2
#32399
<wild> time to go have sex with alyssa
<wild> cya
<BlackDeth> <translation> my mom just told me i have to take a shower because i smell funny :(
<wild> translation: lame humour attempt
#6911
<CapnKev> btw, chicks really dig a man with a palmpilot.
<goosedaemon> really?
<piman> Yeah. Do they politely excuse themselves rather than blatently run away?
#31933
<sdfdtailgrep> Things I learned today:
<sdfdtailgrep> * About 10% of all people on the road are good samaritans
<sdfdtailgrep> * It's actually quite fun to be stuck in a ditch, when you have a mp3 CD player and some music.
<sdfdtailgrep> * Snowplows in Guelph cover both directions of a rural road every 30 minutes
<sdfdtailgrep> * Les Quebecios have a swiss-army knife of knowledge, tools, and experience when it comes to rescuing stranded cars
<sdfdtailgrep> * All the winter tires in the world are not going to stop you from being a complete dumbass
<sdfdtailgrep> * Flat land does not mean solid land, there might be a ditch under that snow
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