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#15444
<Mug> ncencence
<Deke> i think you mean unceunceunceunce
<Deke> if you're going to be an unce'ing wanker, at least do it right
<Hiroechan> unce?
<Hiroechan> unf?
<Hiroechan> you aussies have got all sorts of weird noise sounds
<^WaR^Zzz> wtf is unce :)
<Deke> unce is the noise a wog's car makes as it drives past
<Deke> the techno bass beat
<Deke> "unceunceunceunce"
<Deke> nothing like unf
<Hiroechan> heh
<Hiroechan> i was going to suggest: Universal Noise of Cock Eating
<Deke> lmao
#35172
* sadistic-ss is going to buy Calcium pills
<sadistic-ss> healthy and doesn't taste bad, like milk does
<kobok> sadistic-ss: Milk tastes good as long as you don't confuse the cow and the bull.
#15689
<rone> OH BY THE WAY WE'RE BEING ACQUIRED. AGAIN.
<rone> hey, at least we didn't merge with tab.net
<PetrDoubt> Yes, we did.
<PetrDoubt> Verio owns tabnet.
<rone> o fuck
#65407
pastachees: Titanic is really bad
pastachees: the movie anyways
pcat: The boat didn't work so well either
#303211
<Programix> drugs are like cheat codes in real life
<Programix> they are awesome but it ruins the rest of the game
#23541
* jimmiejaz is watching Name of the Rose.
[avicenna] i was watching it too
[avicenna] that and kama sutra
[jimmiejaz] pervert.
[avicenna] hey, it's a story about love.
[jimmiejaz] so that's what it's called now.
[avicenna] man, i wish i were living in 16th century india.
[avicenna] it seems like all they did was have sex.
[avicenna] and if they weren't having sex, they were learning about it.
#44948
<@MrNoLimit> damn movies on slow ass bots
<@MrNoLimit> i wonder if i say something would they ban me
<+TimJohnson> depends on how you say it
<+TimJohnson> excuse me are there any faster bots that have X movie?
<+TimJohnson> is probably safe
<+TimJohnson> hey you dirty fuckstains your bots are slower than jesus carrying a fucking crucifix
<+TimJohnson> probably will result in a ban
<@naste> haha
<@MrNoLimit> lmfao
<@MrNoLimit> i should do that one
Quits: MrNoLimit (blah@ForGeT.vH0sTs.GeT.Vh0Es.NeT)(Quit: SvSKilled: ....Eat shit and die.)
#13487
<Zeratul-SK> Cello, I'm tired of you in the top of the users list. :P
<Cellosoft> zer, I'm tired of you on the User list
#44967
<SmallKiwi>: my lil stepson has been vomiting at school for the last 2.5 hours
<SmallKiwi>: and i was out getting groceries
<SmallKiwi>: and the only number they called was HOME PHONE
<SmallKiwi>: WTF
<SmallKiwi>: I HAVE CELL PHONE
<SmallKiwi>: THEY HAVE MY CELL #
<SmallKiwi>: They have like 3 emergency contact #'s, anyone of which could've contacted me
<SmallKiwi>: but no
<SmallKiwi>: they call my HOME PHONE ONLY
<SmallKiwi>: FUCKING INCOMPETENT JERKS
<Guyp>: :|
<Guyp>: it's time to prove to your step kids that youre worth a damn
<Guyp>: sometimes that means dying
<Guyp>: sometimes that means killing a whole lot of teachers
Comment: Sin City <3
#20007
* +Dejiko_nyo modded his toaster
<+Vassago> you can play burned pop tarts on it now?
#40766
janeannskinner: it's kinda sad that you're a year younger than me and we're like the same level of maturity
Devious hobo: especially since you're a girl
janeannskinner: exactly my thinking
janeannskinner: I should be all mature and thinking about stuff like global warming
janeannskinner: instead I'm giggling over the idea of the printer coming on the scanner
Devious hobo: hehehehe
janeannskinner: COMING ON TO
janeannskinner: DISREGARD PLS
#15744
<kavonr> our new senior unix sysadmin can't change the ip address on a sun
workstation.
#294689
[carbine] People should be forced to talk like manpages
[carbine] Straight to the point, and with an example to clarify.
[carbine] Especially women
[carbine] I guess that's why they're not called womanpages though
[mjt] LOL
[carbine] If I were to type "woman irssi" instead of "man irssi" I'd get something like, "This thingy lets you talk to people. Speaking of which I talked to Lindsay today and she's such a bitch! She kept going on and on..." and eventually your computer would lock up because that command is basically an infinite loop.
[jedimstr] "No manual entry for woman"
[carbine] I bet I could find a manual entry on a woman...
#1541
<Delusion> I'm reminded of someone I worked with who was about 35 and who dyed a streak of grey in his hair to look 'distinguished'.
<Delusion> Instead, he looked 'gay'.
#20355
<mailfraud> did i tell u i wore out the motor on my vibrator?
#27969
<@kingmob> yeah, it's definitely a three-cup-of-coffee day
<@kingmob> have to go the fucking laundromat
<@kingmob> or do i?
* kingmob searches desperately for even one more pair of boxers
#20781
<psytek> i'm a bash.org virgin
<fook> you've just been penetrated.
#62116
<@Pie> unemployment rocks
<@Commander> you got fired?
<@Pie> long story
<@Commander> well, you're not going anywhere
#5427
<doctorb> goth clubs should serve coffee. ice cold coffee. with nails and broken glass. and call then 'depresso's
#311166
swift110 | Sup y'all
<-- | Nothing_Much (Nothing_Muc@user/Nothing-Much/x-98833468) has quit (Connection closed)
BungusMcFungus | ^
#34981
Topper always thought "concentration camp" sounded amusing. A load of Jews all sat thinking really hard about something
#14408
<brak> hey bro, heard you were...cooking
<Time> fire engines gave it away?
#8211
<IMP-Scott> Transferred: rzr-wc3.017 15,000,000 bytes in 1.60 (9,143.84 KB/Sec)
<IMP-Scott> my local Box
<IMP-Scott> whooohoooo
<IMP-Scott> 100Mbit
<JtHM> WOW! YOU MUST HAVE A GIGANTIC PENIS !
<IMP-Scott> errrr?
<dt|BadAss> lol
#34261
<Kurt> there should be a tv show "ARABS BLOW UP THE DARNDEST THINGS"
#176439
<IpodLinux> Ubuntu is African word for "I just switched from windows"