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#5543
<andy> moo spelled backwards is moo
<andy> no wait
#205138
ApollyonProject: I bought Commando today for five bucks.
ApollyonProject: Best use of five bucks ever?
ApollyonProject: Unquestionably.
Xmysterio187X: I bought three lines of coke for 5 bucks once.
Xmysterio187X: So it's debatable.
ApollyonProject: Did those lines give you as much enjoyment as being able to enjoy Commando any second of any day for the rest of your life would?
Xmysterio187X: ....
Xmysterio187X: Fuck.
Xmysterio187X: No...
#368
<RevNeptho> gethostbyintuition() is still a dream of mine
#30521
<EvilerMonkey> what time zone u in
<Johntuan> canada
#6724
<Goldenstimme1> 46 M lonely, self-employed, employed myself earlier this evening
#53006
ell: buzz tracker.
Ik: I almost asked what buzz tracker does.
Ik: But then I remembered, I have the internet.
Comment: The student has learned to Google...
#2074
<memo> Kazz, do you WANT your dick bit off? Didn't we just have an in-depth discussion earlier today on why that's not a good thing?
#1680
<timmo> if i were to take a stab in the dark as to what josh is pissed about
<timmo> i would have to say its women troubles
<josho> next time you take a stab at something, aim for your eye
#103108
<Fire_> HAHA
<Fire_> That was classic
<Fire_> My dad looked at my mum when we finished eating, and said "Thanks honey, that was the best you've made all week"
<Fire_> We were eating cereal
<Fire_> Frosties, in particular
<Fire_> I think you had to be there
* Fire_ is away: Blargh
<dev> remind me never to visit your house
#1377
<TheFlux2k> i just teleport everywhere
<TheFlux2k> walking is for faggots
#49649
<Shifter-[AFK]> when I was like 9, and before I knew what "sleeping with someone is," I slept in the same bed as my sister when i was visiting my relatives.
<Shifter-[AFK]> long story short, I thought I had slept with someone and was no longer a virgin.
<Shifter-[AFK]> ...Until word got to my parents, and I got "the talk" at a younger age than I had expected. :(
#4447
<Idioteq> shit.. the zombie processes have gone chaotic on my pull parity
<happy> flip the bits, STAT
<Yoinkster> you should also vi the slackware
<thirtyseven|IGOTHEADTODAY> I get the idea that you guys might be making this shit up.
#61919
<evalneb> what's the link to your site, david johnston?
<davidbloop> how'd u know my last name
<VerT`> davidbloop is davidbloop@1Cust216.tnt3.adl1.da.uu.net * David Johsnton
<Alizee> rofl david you spelt your name wrong
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#13467
<Krameras> i know somebody who doesnt want to watch the Simpsons because its "too derogatory"
<CyberThor> Yeah. It's offencive to yellows everywhere!
#25637
<Nicklon> agh i just typed in lego technic into limewire search and i got porn results
<Reubenoit> probably because you typoed 'lego' as 'hardcore penetration"
#295702
Bouch: whats a gargleborg?
Shivers: thats what you get when you let nanites loose in a jar of mouthwash.
#297420
<meph> gf just said "well im sooorrry i cant solve a rubiks cube in under 30 seconds"
<meph> then dumped me
#300297
<Asaph> Yo, Pry?
<Pryo[Geo110]> Sup?
<Asaph> You're in geology right?
<Pryo[Geo110]> Ya.
<Asaph> What's the law of original horizontality?
<Pryo[Geo110]> Rocks do it in the missionary position.
<Pryo[Geo110]> Err, all sedimentary rock forms horizontally, any distortion in that must have taken time to form.
<Asaph> Thanks...What was that about missionary position?
<Pryo[Geo110]> I memorize all my rules/laws as sexual positions. Then whenever i get laid, it's like i'm studying.
#17218
<SoulEdge> You are a fucker!!! A nasty fucked damn sucked, lesbian gay transsexual pedophile dighead!!! AND U ARE NOT GOING TO KICK OR BAN ME OUT!!! I'M LEAVING MY SELF!!! GET A LIFE!!! GET A NICE ATTITUDE!!! FUCK U!!! MAKE FRIENDS, IF U CAN, SILLY LITTLE NERD!!! d:-(
#14618
<SpeedSk8X> 21 is too fucking old :( :( :(
<type[s]> bah
<type[s]> i'm 22
<type[s]> i think
<type[s]> yeah, 22
#306236
<BCMM> hah, trying to find "inactive ram" on wikipedia, but actually finding a study on asexuality in sheep
<BCMM> no kidding.
#52979
<matr1x> the name gaylord means "brave strength " in old french
<Luigi30> matr1x: it means "homosexual god" in modern english
#35720
<the_stick> gfjgfjgfj : because I blew up a $152 PSU in the most stupid way
<the_stick> Life was almost perfect...now Im back into a puddle of shit
<gfjgfjgfj> Ah.
<gfjgfjgfj> From perfection to shit in 3 easy steps.
<the_stick> 1 step actually "Just connect the PSU into the wrong voltage outlet"
<gfjgfjgfj> Yes, but step 1 was "Buy excellent PSU" and step 3 is "Cry self to sleep".
<the_stick> Oh yeah
Comment: #Futuremark
#82
<Guilty> Check out who used to own my new IP's
<Guilty> ArabIRC Network
#140
<DigDug> Acero: don't look a gift horse in the mouth is what i say
<Acero> DigDug: yeah, i guess i should just stick my dick in and find out if i get herpes for myself!