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#30416
<pyxl> my schedule says I'm taking physics this year
<matterless> Good, it builds character.
<pyxl> your sympathy is overwhelming
#141808
Quantas: I'm waiting for my mom to roll it.
Alt: There is nothing about that sentence that isn't fucking hilarious.
Quantas: LOL I know
Quantas: but it's true
Quantas: I can't roll
[30 Minutes Later]
Quantas: I just toked. With my mom.
Alt: Yeah, again, there's several things wrong with this concept.
Quantas: It's canada, eh?
#30461
<Calisa> "After his arrest in 1990 police found photographs that Black had taken of himself: one showed him with a wine-bottle up his anus, another with a telephone-handset, yet another with a table leg."
<FifthColumn> Sadly the inspectors drank from the wine bottle, talked on the telephone, and beat a minority with the table leg before they found the photographs.
#4779
<Lucent> i'm just about fucking tired of middle schoolers named samantha e-mailing me for chemistry homework
<Lucent> without giving a picture
#29110
<Bruce> You know the mile high club?
<Sheila> what about it?
<Bruce> Can you join it on your own?
<Sheila> you sad, sad little man
#22302
[+miles] okay, two irish guys are walking down this street, right...okay they see this sign that says: "Tree Fellers Wanted" and they go, "oh blast, its a pity theres only the two of us"
#30476
<+Thief> never pack when ur high..you get there u open your bag and nothing matches...all u have to wear is a hawaiian shirt, an oven mit + a lava lamp...the rest is filled with cookie dough + hot wheels trucks
Comment: Random quote, GamesNet channel.
#19136
<CaptainCasual> /me thrusts doors open vilolently
<CaptainCasual> FINALY
<NickBlasta> coming out of the closet?
<[H]Pogo> hahaha
#311097
<photo> i poured my root beer into a square cup and now all i have is beer. please advise.
#69
<spleenex> EQ is like a 3D AOL chatroom with monsters :/
#4287
<memo> > Would you like to go fuck yourself? (Y/N)
<Foxie> Y
<Foxie> Y
<Foxie> ITS NOT WORKIGN
#311122
<Kit> Is anyone around who has my nude pics who can forward them to someone?
#53032
<coldradio> if you are gonna rip on green day for being "lacking in creativity" or some other shit like that, what is so special about what you are doing? are you making music? are you getting up on a stage in front of thousands of people and performing songs that have over a hundred notes to be memorized? no.
<whoopiecat> you don't have to be able to cook to know that something tastes like shit
#8499
<Tippytoes> i have kids in the room
<Tippytoes> is it safe to look at?
<bark> i don't think they mention any words like CUNT on that page, no
<tm> just hide it behind your anal porn
#298648
< Dave2> h*tp://www wristbands.co.uk/wristbands-textag.htm is the bands, fwiw
< amee2k> wtf? they have wristbands that you crimp onto your arm?
< amee2k> i'd feel like a piece of ethernet cable if they did that on my arm :P
< PeanutHorst> you mean you don't feel like a piece of ethernet cable normally?
< fow> I don't. I only have one male end. I'm actually okay with that.
#30091
<+Killgunner> Alb is my personal hero
<@Albatross[BTEG]> Your hero is going to go eat spaghetti and get laid
<@Albatross[BTEG]> Later
Comment: #bteg, Gamesnet
#856
<Gussy> Does anyone here know much about exercise?
<fs`> is that an emu?
#200837
<Pappy-R> To those that asked about it yesterday, I just got my call from my doctor and I passed my last round of tests. I am GOOD TO FLY!
<TaisiN> so the feather grafts took hold?
#33617
(@Sh3kel) I'm bored to the point I'm considering installing Black and White :/
#29264
<Neverender> 0_o
<Neverender> why does my hand smell of urine?
<Cathode> You pissed on it?
<Neverender> ah, yes...
Comment: #pcgf on GamesNet
#29949
<kare> The next Microsoft OS will have a new anti piracy feature: it will come in an arcade cabinet, you need to insert coins to boot it or start a program
#305793
<jenni> i should apparently empty my sofa more often
<jenni> i found a laptop i didn't remember i owned
#26408
<sE|PassePartouT`v> i can beat you like sgamer beats off
<sE|PassePartouT`v> and that's a lot
<sgamer> that is a lot, but i doubt you can
#5694
<Luke> spammers probably love receiving spam. "Grow your penis 150% overnight? Why didn't we think of that one!"
* delYsid has mortage, opportunity and penis in his score file.
<delYsid> thats pretty effective against spam
<Luke> aren't you worried about missing opportunities to mortgage your penis?
#15641
<superwoman> I had a boyfriend once that made me suck him off while I had a mouthful of beer.
<GrandCow> HAHAHAHA that was me bitch!
<superwoman> DANNY?!?!?!
<GrandCow> MOM?!?!?!?!