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#18286
[assman] if you wouldnt fuck brad pitt then you're gay
#10058
<eV`Zenoge> Isn't herpies food?
<eV`Zenoge> like chocolate
<eV`Zenoge> wait a minute
<eV`Zenoge> thats hershes
#10860
<rds|squall> im italian plz help me
#40081
<sxh> http://chriscobra.topcities.com/wang.jpg
<Kenn> wtf
<utopian> hahahaha snow
<utopian> you just wanged him
<c-rOCK> im still waiting for that day when a girls about to gimme head
<c-rOCK> whips it out
<c-rOCK> and is like
<c-rOCK> MAN IVE SEEN THIS WANG ONLINE BEFORE
Comment: #geekissues
#11509
<amit> I DO THIS FOR ALLAH!
<FBI> we have Allah in a secure facility
#297004
John: i need something perverted to say to my gf
John: i'm just not perverted and dont know anything about that stuff
Ethan: say "I want you inside of me."
John: okay
#298989
<AlexExtreme> is there any way to make other members of your team not take the powerups on UT single player? ><
<froggey> yes, enable friendly fire and shoot them
#300808
<@Aprentice> girls who fuck animals should be put in a mental institute
<Rjx> or on TV
#20734
<Bivens> Internet Explorer Tip: when it says "turn off images", it only refers to inline images. Which is why it's safe to go to Goatse but not Tubgirl. I think it's obvious how I figured this out.
#297398
<VyseTheQuick> i dropped my combo a lot
<VyseTheQuick> and i don't have control over OD
<RonJon1> wat
<SiftHeads> premature activation?
<VyseTheQuick> sadly yes
<SiftHeads> don't worry, it happens to everyone sooner or later.
<SiftHeads> someday you'll learn to control your activation
<pksage> You, too, can achieve Unison Bonus.
<@ApplesAtWork> I get a feeling this conversation isn't really about Rock Band
Comment: #Rockband
#7273
( CraNDaWG ) i just watched like 6 ddr videos and i must say
( CraNDaWG ) that is the _gayest_ bullshit i have ever seen
( Lev ) you know, real men who rustle cows and weld stuff prolly think us playing computer games and giggling at each others gayness on irc is the _gayest_ bullshit
#8379
<johnnY> ???????//////
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<johnnY> ????//////////////////////////////////////////
<johnnY> ????????????/////////////////////////////////
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<johnnY> \///\/\/\///\\\//\/\/\///\\\/\/\\\//\//\\/\///\\\/\/\/
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<pKfoster-ibx> SHUT THE FUCK UP
<pKfoster-ibx> SHUT THE FUCK UP
<pKfoster-ibx> SHUT THE FUCK UP
<johnnY> dude
<johnnY> it was my cat
<johnnY> ...
<pKfoster-ibx> SHUT THE FUCK UP
<pKfoster-ibx> SHUT THE FUCK UP
<pKfoster-ibx> SHUT THE FUCK UP
<pKfoster-ibx> SHUT THE FUCK UP
<pKfoster-ibx> SHUT THE FUCK UP
<pKfoster-ibx> dude thats my cat
<pKfoster-ibx> sorry i went to take a piss
<pKfoster-ibx> the cat comes in and types SHUT THE FUCK UP
<pKfoster-ibx> i cant help it.. sorry dude
#50431
<rw-rw-rw-> Just found out that the reason they didn't upgrade this ISDN line here to voice+data is because "we're out of trunks".
<scromp> Uh oh. Nothing worse than half-naked telco employees
#68324
<GoronZ> If I saw a person dress up as an Elf tomorrow I'm gonna shoot them.
<Ragnarok> Yes, I too would be angry seeing the past tense in the future.
#53719
<ducklord> my finest moment in the army was due to mc hammer
<ducklord> I was on patrol
<ducklord> and we met some other soldiers
<ducklord> and we were chatting, talking about army stuff
<ducklord> and I yelled out, "hammertime", did my dance, then said "moonwalk" and did a retarded moonwalk around a corner
<ducklord> those guys never talked to me again
<@rp> Hahah.
<ducklord> serves them well for trying to make meaningful conversation
#319
<Garr|ncha> metallica is a terrible mix of heavy metal and country
#7355
<whyerhead> hrm. I couldn't get laid in a womens prison with a fist full of pardons
#52346
<ryan> i bought a 2 way radio at walmart today
<ryan> and went and sat outside home depot
<ryan> yelling codes over their radios
<ryan> "WE GOT A BLEEDER IN PLUMBING!"
<ryan> "who the hell is this?"
<ryan> "rafiki...."
#307358
<Roxsie> hey sebas, what do you call a man with a rabbit up his bum?
<@Sebas> A shit magician.
#4238
<Scofco> i want to stick it up my butt
<Scofco> not my 'chocolate starfish'
<fcastle> lol same diffrence u doosh bag :)
<Scofco> i don't even have a chocolate starfish
<Scofco> i hate seafood
#27125
* Quits: Bad_CRC (Quit: IRC, Where the men are men, The women are men, and the kids are FBI agents.)
#14510
<nightfal> diffused: Runtime().exec() is just a shortcut to
((Satan)System.getPropety("SATAN")).burnMyFaceOff(). Don't do it
#4175
<METHODZsz> WinME is a app you put on someone elses computer to play a joke on them into thinkin their computer is fucked
#16108
<goferdude> What's "hockey"?
<zamros> REALLY YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT HOCKEY IS?
<Funk> It's like boxing, except it's on ice and there are teams
#71222
< Syntacs> It's a shame Nintendo isn't releasing today, because they could have an advertising campaign that said "Happy Hallowiin! Don't forget to trick or twiit!", and we'd all be like "Hah! What a delightful pun from the loveable and eccentric Japanese.", and Sony would say "Uh, Happy Thanksps3ing. Err. Shit."