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#26227
<dooyod>: r u gonna put a drop down arrow beside the date picker?
<mreta>: I think that will make the form look ugly...
<dooyod>: so, your sacrificing ease of use for overall good looks???
<mreta>: yes, i think so.
<dooyod>: my friend, welcome to the next level of web development.  i'm proud of ya'

#28884
<@kingmob> oh, yes, the poor downtrodden welsh.
<@kingmob> you'd think they'd be grateful for the occupiers' gift of vowels.

#25460
<cevik> I've certainly met quite a few more violent christians ("lets go kill us some fags") than violent gays ("lets go break into someones house and decorate it!").

#3373
<Wes> While most dudes go day-to-day waiting for sex to happen, the sex offenders go out and MAKE it happen.

#18386
<Nate`> i am a l33t script0r
<DaveMan|l33t> you do realize that autorejoin is a checkbox in mirc, right?
<Nate`> its is
<Nate`> damnit all

#13
<EtherMan> stoner chicks suck
<EtherMan> they're a waste of a perfectly good set of breasts.

#6557
<barkode> firewire is the greatest thing since people started taking pictures of other people in thongs.

#297266
<Warchamp7> The other day at work, two of my bosses were trying to find each other in the office
<Warchamp7> And they were yelling "Ping!" back and forth
<Warchamp7> It was one of the greatest moments of my life
Comment: #MAGFest on irc.vgmusic.net

#9494
<normaliamnot> u ppl here about this building, i think it called, trade center, or big trade center or something?
<normaliamnot> it broken

#300799
lola: I inherited my eyes from mom
diamant: and tits from daddy?
lola: fuck u
diamant: but indeed?
lola: YOU CRAZY OR WHAT?? MY DAD DOESN'T HAVE TITS AT ALL!!
diamant: that's what i'm talking about :)
lola has quit IRC. (Quit)

#968
<blazemore> i need to find a used ddr 3rd mix machine
*** Joins: DigDug (digdug@dialup-63.214.200.78.Philadelphia1.Level3.net)
<AlmtyBob> good fucking luck
<AlmtyBob> you're looking at $8000 wihtout shipping
<AlmtyBob> even used
<DigDug> whatcha talking about, bob?
<AlmtyBob> a filipina chick
<AlmtyBob> the ones you buy in exchange for bringing them to the us
<blazemore> my dad is thinking about helping pay for one so we can stick it in an arcade and make some money :o

#122388
<X-Istence> Oh that was just epic. I two girls one cupped my entire family
<lordoden> lmfao
<lordoden> oh god
<lordoden> thats horrible
<X-Istence> The TV is run over DSL right
<ALT_HACK> wow
<X-Istence> so whenever the TV is on (DVR type system, TVoIP)
<X-Istence> the download speeds drop to practically 0
<X-Istence> So I intercepted teh packets, and ran an MPEG 4 stream of 2 girls 1 cup to the DVR
Comment: #nerdgy irc.freenode.net

#46290
<Tigs> i used to try not to swear
<Tigs> then one day i thought
<Tigs> Fuck it

#307122
<+Nortaneous> goddamnit
<+Nortaneous> after five tries, i finally remembered how to open the run program dialog instead of switching workspaces
<+Nortaneous> so i opened the thing and accidentally typed irssi instead of putty
<+Nortaneous> nothing happened
<+Nortaneous> so i opened it again
<+Nortaneous> typed irssi *again*
<+Nortaneous> but on my third try, i got it
<+Nortaneous> opened putty
<+Nortaneous> got the login as dialog
<+Nortaneous> and tried to login as irssi
<+Nortaneous> i'm moving to a fucking cave in the woods.

#20052
<Pozzi> My comments will be well structured, mature and on topic at all times.
<Pozzi> Now fuck you all!

#31920
* Sotek would also like to know what the fuck anyone is doing raising six children. >_<
<Ark> Sotek - Obviously not birth control pills.

#76659
<@Ho0chie> i had awesome nerd moment with flat mate earlier.....
<@Ho0chie> ...he threw me a packet of crisps and they fell on the floor...we looked at each other and he said 'oh man, packet loss'

#26264
* jitspoe feels fembot... fuzzy
* Fembot shaved
<jitspoe> not there you didn't

#765
Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft ... and the
only one that can be mass produced with unskilled labor.
-- Wernher von Braun

#107067
<Razmann> isn't that a sign of the apocalypse or something?
* FurryHelix looks out of the window... "Nope. I don't see the five horsemen"
<Razmann> aren't there only 4?
<FurryHelix> no there were five, but one left before they got famous.
<Razmann> so since the fifth left, that would mean there's only 4
<FurryHelix> reunion tour.

#4602
<FreshBrew> IM DONT MATH FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
<FreshBrew> HELL FUCKING YES
<kolby> you still in english?

#58699
MadSkz: i was arguing with my dad last night
MadSkz: and i called him a terrorist (hes muslim)
padawan: lol..what did he do then
MadSkz: threaten me with a box cutter

#14733
<tortoise> this channel is only big enough for one slut.....and i aint' leaving

#301075
<Jammy_Stuff> it isn't just an excuse to go drinking
<Jammy_Stuff> it's a social gathering society
<Mabbo> ... so you're like alcoholics anonymous, except that you dont admit you have a problem?
<BunnyII> exactly
<BunnyII> because we don't

#25272
<haole-writing> did you ever read my story, vampress?
<Vampress> I'm sorry I didn't get a chance yet
<Vampress> it's sitting on my nightstand
<Vampress> staring at me everyday
<Ragnarok> haole must have put a lot of himself in that story

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