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#44056
(idler) bear with me
(QFoundation) want me to call animal control?
#42954
<piggy> god damnit, someone keeps ringing my p[hone and hanging up right before I answer
<kodd> can't you just call *10#
<piggy> but my phone doesn't have a 10...
#1584
<Godzi||a> I would suck my own dick too if I could.
<Chrononaut> "you're only gay if you swallow"
<Invictus[A]> you're a fag for even thinkin' about it
#1231
*** Ryan_ sets mode: +b *!*@*.homosexual.opers
<vanity> wow
<vanity> you just banned 85% of the channel
#77469
<mike> im taking physics, english, comp sci, discrete math
<drmario> discrete math?
<drmario> like, y = mx + b only when nobody is looking?
Comment: #freebasic
#89351
<TrevorParscal> when she turns 3.14159265 we are throwing her a PI birthday party...
#30373
* [NYC] has joined #emu
<[NYC]> yo
<[NYC]> whats this channel for
<splice> making fun of people who ask legitimate questions
#11148
Meredy31: Hackers is just the coolest movie :)
Rann XXV: Indeed. n.n But only if you're not an actual hacker. But that's okay, because those people deserve to be annoyed. ^^
Rann XXV: A little payback for every system crash and virus-eaten file is in each hacker's scream of "DAMMIT IT'S NOT LIKE THAT!"
#25552
<saint_> i should masturbate
<saint_> but like
<saint_> my sister lives with me
<Agent_069> hahaha
<Agent_069> who needs masturbation when you have a sister? :P
#8660
<CactusJac> masturbating is like pringles
<ori0n> once you pop, you can't stop!
#103345
xyzzy: do you want a violin that we can't play for shit?
xyzzy: i'll sell it $40
Bahamut: i have one
xyzzy: do you want some firewood?
xyzzy: $35
#43950
<@sporn> the rude fucks who live behind are playing loud pappy music
<@sporn> so I turned the mower on and left it in the back yard
Comment: #notmelbourne, oz.org
#307929
Stoffleberg: U jbiw ;c
Stoffleberg: Pffft
Stoffleberg: Wow.
Bran: U jbiw
Stoffleberg: English how does it work.
Stoffleberg: I know*
Stoffleberg: My keyboard was a bit to the side.
Bran: ueaj that's what i guessed
#304456
< Thaff> my trimmer says "Household use ONLY" on it
< Thaff> does that mean it is illegal to shave farm animals
< draco> not if theyre in your house
< Thaff> touche sir
#37630
<CrazyWindmill> Is there another episode before the 15th?
<CrazyWindmill> Or just the one on the 15th <_<
<Quack-Wabbit> How would I know?
<CrazyWindmill> I have no clue
<CrazyWindmill> You are the oracle
<CrazyWindmill> We consult you for your unlimited wisdom
<CrazyWindmill> Too bad you apparently never know the answer
<CrazyWindmill> Waste of 20 bucks
<Quack-Wabbit> You can pay five coins for an oracle in Paper Mario.
<AquaDocto[r]Bob> Exchange rates are messed up these days
Comment: #megadoomer on irc.gamesurge.net
#8647
<helminthes> I WAS RUDELY AWAKENED
<helminthes> the pest control people showed up
<helminthes> and obviously this guy had a sense of humor and sprayed by face with pesticide
<helminthes> oh he's so funny
<helminthes> i'm never sleeping in the den again
#309795
GeDaMo| What's a moba?
sixthgear| GeDaMo: an RTS game where you control one unit
sixthgear| and be a dick to people online
sixthgear| those are the two main components
#33614
<aphr0> hm
<aphr0> 785 copies of winrar are now opening
<aphr0> damn shitty mouse
#73760
<+psych0sys> as long as your farts dont smell like vasoline youre golden
<@Spirilis> what if they do?
<+psych0sys> means jk0s been watching you sleep
#30563
<Henke^-_-[CA]> what the hell do i buy for parents wedding anniversary ....
<creep`> sex toys
<creep`> spice up that marriage for them
#10058
<eV`Zenoge> Isn't herpies food?
<eV`Zenoge> like chocolate
<eV`Zenoge> wait a minute
<eV`Zenoge> thats hershes
#34785
<fatmikey> well I think i'll make that my new hobby after going to the gym when I should be studying
<fatmikey> one can only make a 45 minute workout last so long
<Kurt> have you made it last 45 minutes yet?
#310618
(antomatic) Official SonyMicrosofTendo Policy On Video Game Preservation:
(antomatic) "Well, y'see... we kind of already /have/ your money?"
(antomatic) "And running servers is so hard."
(antomatic) "So very hard."
(antomatic) [End Statement]
(midas) 'Bye!'
(antomatic) 'Enjoy those consoles we sold you!'
(@raylee) at least piracy helps with archival of some of the game libraries. so if, say, the original wii shop channel servers were taken down, much of the content there would be available online
(antomatic) In 2000 years time, scholars will look back and speculate as to why so many internationally successful software titles from numerous disparate producers all bore the common insignia "Cracked by Honktronics"
Comment: EFnet #archiveteam
#7200
<zhix> logicbox - sarenna lee rocks you.. she's just so.. bountiful!
<zhix> I could literally get lost in her bosom.
<zhix> I'd accidently drop my bagel in there and end up falling in..
<barkode> barkode: JOSH, ARE YOU OKAY DOWN THERE? zhix: I'M FINE. GO AWAY. barkode: I'LL GET HELP. zhix: DON'T YOU DARE FUCKER. LEAVE ME HERE.
#309820
< MadCamel> I'd like TMW to get an email address that current TMW admins always have access to. Then I can hand off all control to TMW and stop being the middleman. That way if I get hit by a bus TMW'd be fine. Though I'd like
to think that having me around as server-cowboy is handy and would like to keep helping..
* Ablu writes a letter to all bus drivers...
< MadCamel> I always say hit by a bus, because that happened to a friend. And he didn't plan for it. His irc clients stayed logged in for 3 years. Nobody had keys to his client's servers or authority to talk to the
datacenters. They had to fax around his death certificate to get it straightened out.
< MadCamel> Rather sobering