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#32482
* somniloquy streaks through the channel, just to see if anyone's awake
* Raist GAHS and covers his eyes. "The goggles! zey do nothing!"
#32928
<HiddenGenius> anyone know a nice way to tell someone to shut the fuck up?
#297642
[@pezdispenser] i have no idea where i put my wallet
[@pezdispenser] i distinctly remember putting it down somewhere last night and thinking 'i'm never going to find that in the morning'
[@pezdispenser] at least i was right
#45873
MRFX: that is first pair of breasts I have felt up in a while
Bobart: Having chicken for dinner?
MRFX: yea :(
Comment: /me humps MRFX
#11418
<SirPrux> My heart bleeds a bittersweet syrup, coating my mind as one would embrace the fury of nuclear fusion with lead.
#57944
<@stunty> i gave my gf 100 bux to buy me a dvd play that played divx and xvid
<@stunty> she comes back with a small pink dvd player
<@stunty> and said she saved me 50 bux
#3100
<Ecntrcjrk> Eating babies is like eating Veal.
<Ecntrcjrk> Only..... babies.
#35490
<vice> you remember that asian girl i wanted
<eric`> yeap
<vice> she got suspended for 10 days
<vice> for giving head to some black dude in the hallway
<simon-say> what happened to the guy?
<vice> suspended also
<simon-say> "I got suspended for recieving head"
<vice> she was a good girl too ;\
<vice> oh well
<simon-say> good girls don't blow black guys in the hallways at school
#17975
A_Dab_of_Drunkey : so the lesson learned from that is if i hit someone with something, say....my dick, theyd blow it? watch out olsen twins!
#11208
<Mr_Evets> I wonder what would happen if I were to eat some Brine Shrimp
<Mr_Evets> I wonder if they'd mix with the semen in my stomach and create a seaciety
<Sabrejack> yes. they would.
<Mr_Evets> Would they build statues of me and worship me?
<Mr_Evets> Then the other half build statues of something else, worship it
<Mr_Evets> and start suicide bombing each other??
<Sabrejack> quite likely.
<Mr_Evets> Excellent
<Mr_Evets> Because I already ate the brine shimp
#55653
<PantsMacKenzie> I once played freeze tag, and a friend of mine ended up in the emergency room
<PantsMacKenzie> he never unfroze.
<neoliminal> and playing tag might tramatize them.
<SimCaputosis> I know at least three kids who when in preschool with me were hospitalized from tag
<PantsMacKenzie> and we forgot about him.
<PantsMacKenzie> so...
<PantsMacKenzie> yeah.
<PantsMacKenzie> he just stood there.
<PantsMacKenzie> and didn't eat for like... days
<rcmurphy> So you won?
<PantsMacKenzie> damn straight.
#32742
<Bringa> also, it's kinda ironic how bash DOES display british pound symbol but not, for instance, the symbol for a nasal a in polish.
<Bringa> Where does the pound sign come from anyway?
<somniloquy> from me pressing shift+3
<Bringa> That's deep.
<somniloquy> good stuff, eh?
<Bringa> If this was the internet, I'd conclude that you come from your daddy pressing alt+f4 too late, since only on the internet can you get away with puns that weak.
<Bringa> You're fortunate we're conversing over very fast smoke signs.
#8397
<iora> i steal no hearts.
<iora> brains are more valuable on the black market.
#306481
<rorski> You know how Ctrl-a-d detaches a screen session? I just accidently ran that in Outlook... which selected everything in my Inbox and deleted it.
#31131
<juice> HEY DOES ANYONE WANT some HIGH quality pens? pens that wont fail you ever? Go to the pen island, at www.penisland.com today!
#33656
<CrazyMYKL> killall cat
<CrazyMYKL> heh, this isn't a terminal
<Brisby> /exec -o killall cat
<CrazyMYKL> i know, it was wrong window tho
* Brisby giggles at CrazyMYKL
<CrazyMYKL> /exec -o echo "killall cat" > ~/curiosity.sh
#310199
<Phantom_Hoover> You know what annoys me about Deep Space 9.
<Phantom_Hoover> It wasn't in deep space.
<Phantom_Hoover> It was orbiting Bajor.
#31826
<Dj|Work> If you don't have a console, the only thing you'll know of is MotoGP
<oPless> why does pizza just go straight through me ?
<chise`> I haven't had a cup of tea or hot chocolate in 2 days!
<Dj|Work> Quick! Non-sequiter boy! To the rescue!
#298993
<rmaly_05> man i need ur help
<segin11> with what?
<rmaly_05> i m trying to put condom on my penis
<segin11> WTF
<rmaly_05> but the foreskin of my penis is not coming back
#2473
<ringy> my mom says shed date me if she was my age
#28962
LiL Kitten587: shut up
LiL Kitten587: im sneezing
LiL Kitten587: geez
LiL Kitten587: achoo acchoo
Topher587: wow
Topher587: it must've been loud for the sneezes to type themselves
#18431
<xbain> "statistics show that teen pregnancy significantly drops off after age 25"
#10749
<davidc> we will set you up a refuse where you can make PHP5 if you ever have to flee the country!
<[Rizz]> start a fund "bring zeev to the UK"
<@Zeev> I'd rather die than make PHP 5.0, thank you :)
#19182
(Kyro): lofl
(richindub2): lofl?
(richindub2): did you go for a lol and decide to make it rofl half way through?
#21658
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks?
<TheXPhial> vaccuums
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
<TheXPhial> black holes
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what just isn't cool?
<TheXPhial> lava?