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#303787
<femmefan1946> Those drivers have tight schedules to follow. You'd have a hard time flagging one down.
<femmefan1946> Unless you were wearing a low-cut dress.
<Mango> Heh. I'm male. Though this is Vancouver...it would probably be fairly easy to flag a driver down, if I was wearing a low-cut dress.
<Mango> It works for my uncle.
#23345
<elusive> lol, the only legal thing on tylers pc are his drivers
#296048
* SaxxonPike beats you to death with quantum theory... maybe
#13526
* Huz cries.
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#53334
<aCiD2> hey, im using sdl with opengl
<aCiD2> and my program runs at about 2fps when the mouse is still and 60 when it moves
<aCiD2> any ideas why?
<aCiD2> ah nvm
<aCiD2> im being an idiot (drawing code is in sdl_pollevent loop o.O)
#56001
< wernicus> everyone on irc is male until proven otherwise
#11656
<Jester> When will the queen name her Court?
<Jester> Nudge, Nudge, wink wink....
<Queen Alice> LATER MAN THESE CRUMPETS WON'T EAT THEMSELVES
#1761
<MadHatter> I'm going to buy one of those stormtrooper outfits from return of the jedu
<MadHatter> jedi
<MadHatter> and ride mine through the woods, weaving through trees
<enex> and look like a complete tool
#103080
<tamara> lets see... something raspberry, coconut cream with chocolate swirls, and lemon marrengue (which I'm having trouble spelling)
<Edmund> "merengue"
<Jens> "Meringue"
<Edmund> or is that the dance?
<Jens> It is.
<Edmund> Dammit, nothing delicious should be hard to spell.
<Edmund> The Anglo-Saxons had a point. "Ham." Three letters. DONE.
<Edmund> That's probably why the British beat the French at empire building. While the French were busy asking for "jambon avec moutard et choucroute sur pain de campagne" the British just went "ham bap" and ate. All those seconds add up.
<Edmund> (Victory! Through boring cuisine!)
#40028
<Kurt> I need vagina.
<Rjx> type /quit
<Rjx> go outside
<Rjx> find a woman
<Rjx> it's that easy
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#36142
<timmo> my friend and i were driving someplace one day
<timmo> and we were driving his womans car
<timmo> he got a nose bleed and i was looking through the glovebox
<timmo> for tissues
<timmo> the only thing i saw was a tampon
<timmo> he shoved it in his nose
<timmo> the thing they dont tell you is
<timmo> when a tampon soaks up blood
<timmo> it expands
<timmo> so after like 5mins
<timmo> hes trying to pull it out
<timmo> and its not coming out
<timmo> eventually he got it out
<timmo> and threw it on the sidewalk of the mall
<timmo> :x
#297160
< MYOB> Borders' website just died entirely on me in the middle of a satisfaction survey
< expensivelesbian> ha ha
< expensivelesbian> "how would you rate our website?"
< expensivelesbian> on a scale of 1 to 404
Comment: freenode
#29915
* dark_gift strikes george michael pose again
<Sutekh> dg, you have a perfectly round bottom!
<Sutekh> scientists calibrate their instruments with it!
#45855
-dmwaters/Wallops- Ok all, three machines going down
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<MrNightmare> uh oh
<Phlip> it's armageddon!
<Phlip> every man for himself!
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<spasmFace> War of the Worlds!
* Phlip picks up spasm and uses him as a meat shield
<Phlip> I count 3 splits...
<Phlip> hmm, maybe it's not as major as I made out...
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<Phlip> I retract my previous statement.
Comment: #blenderchat on FreeNode
#311122
<Kit> Is anyone around who has my nude pics who can forward them to someone?
#39624
<case_sens> Ive about decided that college for geeks is just about like a blind man in a movie
<case_sens> he hears all the good stuff is going on, but never gets to see any action
#43730
<truth-> I was wrong, the KKK aren't racist, they're just portrayed that way by the insidious liberal media.
<truth-> It's all explained on their informative website.
<truth-> My eyes have been opened to the truth!
<truth-> A. We don't kill black people. This is another mis-conception about the Klan. What is true is that there have been men in the past who joined the Klan in order to benefit from the wearing of the robe and hood - to be able to commit a crime against some one they did not like. This was not the objective of the Klan, but only the prerogative of some misfits in the 60's.
<truth-> They don't kill black people... This question is so common they had to answer it in the FAQ.
Comment: Efnet
#306951
<narwhal> foolproof way to get a woman's bra off in under 10 seconds: set said bra on fire
#48642
<Kogita> My car is doing better than ever. The gas tank used to hold $9 worth of gas, now it holds $13 worth.
#33453
<Hamhocks> if taking a huge shit is anything like playing chess, consider me the next garry kasparov
#307670
< Novice> It's not a computer anymore. It's a member of Norton's botnet.
#112
<Amanda`> 'THE HELL..? IS 5 AM...GO THE HELL TO BED... IN TROUBLE YOU ARE...SPEECH MY SLURRED IS'
#26210
* Spike states that his wifey is having contractions about 15 min apart. so I need some fathers day presents.
<Pseudonym> You should be at the hospital instead of on IRC ¬¬
<Spike> well, we are waiting to go to the hospital till we get contractions 5 min apart
<Pseudonym> Ah
<Pseudonym> Sounds painful
<Pseudonym> <spike> QUICK LET ME TELL IRC ABOUT IT%@%#$^@#$#
* schmiddy` thinks of Spike and adds a new entry to "You might be an IRC addict if.
#1264
<@SwampGas> my whoroscope says i'm gonna get overcharged today
#294563
<sereni> Protip: If you're in elementary school, and you're reading Euclid's Elements of Geometry, do NOT leave your geometric proofs in plain sight of ANYONE.
<sereni> *teachers marauds over to my seat, notices me writing furiously things that are not the required coursework, looks at pile of papers sitting besides me*
<sereni> "...What does 'A cuts B' mean? What is this about lines and meeting places? What are these diagrams for...?"
<sereni> You see, geometry is a pure science, and it also uses a lot of unambiguous terms. As such, a proof could be applicable in any context.
<sereni> I happened to be sent to the principals office as it seemed my innocent proof could be misread to mean that I was not only going to meet up with another kid, but stab him with a knife, doing so in a very precise way, at angles of approach ranging from 20 to 180 degrees, while moving about in various circular paths.