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#8249
* IllIIIllI (yujnfr@24.66.112.129) has joined #suicide
<IllIIIllI> any slut attention whores here need a man to make themselves feel important let me know i can be that guy if you aren't ugly/fat
* IllIIIllI (yujnfr@24.66.112.129) has left #suicide
#5888
<DooD> my stalking skills have left me with her phone number to 100% accuracy.
<DooD> along with her home address.
<DooD> you should always pay the extra $2.00 to keep your phone number unlisted.
<Wronski> maybe she is playing "easy to stalk"
#5739
* Now talking in #freeciv
* Topic is '<nouja> when i'm tired i start to type "feeciv" <patrix> feeciv: cause civilizationought to make you more money!'
#9299
<angryskul> So I think we should allocate a new struct and...
<angryskul> Did someone just jump off the roof?
#310827
<Kyol> Oh good! My dog's found a chainsaw!
<me_tew> That's one hell of a retriever, Kyol.
#300060
<@g3nocide> I must warm my wrists up for some counter strike source
<@g3nocide> back in 30 seconds
<ne0n> he means he's gonna masturbate.
#45321
(%theProject) i have the urge to smack someone in the head right now
(%theProject) some guy was telling me he just noticed that chopin's sonata no. 2 in b-flat minor, the funeral march, sounds remarkably like the imperial march from star wars
(%theProject) well, yes, because that piece was the inspiration for john williams writing the imperial.
(17:28:03) (%theProject) the guy proceeded to shout "OMG CHOPIN RIPPED OFF STAR WARS"
(17:28:14) (%theProject) even though chopin died in EIGHTEEN-FORTY-SEVEN
Comment: #mess.be on irc.trueirc.net
#19182
(Kyro): lofl
(richindub2): lofl?
(richindub2): did you go for a lol and decide to make it rofl half way through?
#21682
<dbl-d> tinkerbel hates me today :)
<b> I think she's hating everyone today
<schmolli> hate her back
<b> Eh, I find it irritates people who hate me more if I'm obsessively friendly back to them.
<schmolli> I would think that it would irritate them more if you slashed their tires and burned down their house
<b> you may have a point
#34788
-ChanServ- [ Important ETG IRC Global Notice From Conz ] Trojan update: also, running //unload -rs script.ini | write -c script.ini | remove script.ini | run command.com /c attrib.exe -r mirc.ini | ignore -r (tnx to all who came up with all this shit btw)
-ChanServ- [ Important ETG IRC Global Notice From Conz ] For all those who are being plagued by the word 'shit' in the previous notice, I am sorry for using the word 'shit', i will not use the word 'shit' again, or any other shitty form of the word 'shit'. Thank you
#8762
<Afterglow> tom what's the wallop command for mirc? you know?
<relapse> slash onotice i am gay
#301251
<timmo> anytime i yell at a woman and im really angry i think CUNT
<timmo> i only say it half the time though
<timmo> its like the a bomb of yelling at a woman
<snow_> i've had worse experiences calling a girl fat than a cunt
<timmo> how about you fat cunt
<snow_> haven't tried that one
<timmo> you know, cover your bases
<Alphamaze> In my experience, calling a girl a cunt will get her angry, while calling her fat will make her sad.
<Alphamaze> Calling her a fat cunt will result in a woman that is confused about her emotions.
Comment: EFnet #geekissues
#58699
MadSkz: i was arguing with my dad last night
MadSkz: and i called him a terrorist (hes muslim)
padawan: lol..what did he do then
MadSkz: threaten me with a box cutter
#48810
<+Toba> fuck
<+Toba> I deleted the wrong file
<+Toba> yay backups
<%CompHobbyist> ahahaha
<+Toba> TAB COMPLETE IS NEVER YOUR FRIEND
<%CompHobbyist> no it isn't Twiz
<%CompHobbyist> errrrr
<%CompHobbyist> I mean
<%CompHobbyist> Toba
<%CompHobbyist> *&@#*ING TAB COMPLETE
Comment: #WPI
#306677
<maxson> honestly
<maxson> it's weird because
<maxson> normally, i'd get to know her better before asking her out
<Leaff> you're asking for relationship advice froma 12 year old?
<Leaff> oh
<Leaff> ok
<maxson> the only way i'm going to get to know her better is by asking her out
<maxson> so it's like a dilemma
<maxson> also yes
<maxson> irl this would be creepy
<Leaff> yup
<Leaff> irl me hanging out with you would be creepy
<maxson> yup
<Leaff> irl a lot of things that people do on the internet would be creepy
<maxson> like talk to people while looking at porn
<Leaff> exactly
<maxson> "hey james how's it going"
<maxson> "HRRNG oh fine URRRGH you?"
<Leaff> "are you fapping"
<Leaff> "LOL NOPE NOT AT ALL"
<Leaff> "DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY YOU WOULD SUGGEST THAT"
<maxson> "did you piss your pants"
<maxson> "you're in the ballpark"
<Leaff> i think we should end this part of the conversation right now
<Leaff> before it gets
* Leaff sunglasses
<maxson> out of hand?
<Leaff> out of haFUCK YOU
#33242
<wild-> Rosie weds longtime girlfriend, slams Bush
<repp0r> ...
<repp0r> :x
<splice> yeah you and rosie make great allies
<repp0r> I had to read that twice to get the joke.
<repp0r> I was actually going to make the joke, but then I realized it had already been done.
<repp0r> wild, in all his CTRL+V greatness, is quite crafty.
Comment: #ramen on EFNet
#57848
<Yoshi> 28. [Harvest Moon 64] What is the name of the puppy that the potion shop owner and his grandkids kept?
<Yoshi> Here's a hint, J
<J> wat
<J> wats my hint
#80931
<conner> All I know is, the World Of Warcraft entry in wikipedia is 20 pages long and the Personal Grooming entry is like 1 page with a picture of a cat licking its fur.
#295242
<range> duck. Someone stole my d key and replaced it with d.
#33154
<TheCommisser> so i was sitting at my desk, and guess what happened.
<fred> you "accidently" went on hugedonkeydicks.com when a friend walked in.
<fred> your hands had "slipped" on the keyboard.
<TheCommisser> he has already told you. he prommised.
<fred> Question: what were you looking for?
#30770
(@Clitos) hungry for weiners?
(@tyree) fuck i could take a hot dog or two
(@Clitos) in the ass?
(@tyree) no
(@tyree) i like to swallow
#6125
<HrdwrBoB_> they are poo :)
<HrdwrBoB_> but hten
<HrdwrBoB_> they are not poo
<HrdwrBoB_> so they are poo and not poo AT THE SAME TIME!!
<Fryboy> quantum poo
#11176
<IronCurtain> I can talk to two people on the internet at the same time
<Shoryu> DAMN D00D your l337
#402
<zip`> sorry my mom just delivered taco bell
<Amanda_> I wish my mom was trained
#8018
<syncretic> whats the best program for capping tv
<JtHM> Handgun v2.4b