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#18985
-ChanServ- [#etheria] Welcome to Etheria. Please be sure to read the !rules. I hope you die so we can eat your babies.
#309421
<luz> i'm dizzy and it hurts to breathe
<LAMMJohnson> luz: Lay down and stop breathing
#310394
<&Orillion> All my lines are under the GNU public license
<&Orillion> Feel free to interpret and rewrite them as you like
<&Orillion> I know my girlfriend does
#307960
<@Alberd> I have repurposed an old beta tank into a woodlice farm. I now have a plastic jar full of pill bugs on my desk which delight me to no end and I'm not sure why.
<+Night> You are an interesting person, Alberd
<@Alberd> I proffer that Armadillidium woodlice are by far one of the more adorable crustaceans. I have many fond memories of catching them as a child.
<@Alberd> Handfuls of them.
<@Alberd> Also of drowning them because I thought if you put them in water they would turn into worms eventually.
#298065
<Trivia> A group of these is called a crash.
<Lenny> idfk. geese?
<el_dulzor> Asian drivers?
#30339
<Krispy_Kreme> i'm an IRC n00b, how do you idle?
<Fenrir51> LOLOLOL
<Fenrir51> Rofl
<Krispy_Kreme> :(
Comment: Yep he was indeed a newbie.
#2110
<RaMTuFF> i like my women like i like my coffee
<RaMTuFF> quiet !
#3388
<Ponder> He found a better job, got a new gf.
<Ponder> All because he stopped smoking
<tragic> i need to start smoking, so then i can quit and all sorta good shit will happen to me
#1221
<Ron912> <OiOiBuNnY> one time at retard camp i stuck a wheelchair in my pussy
#311127
<danh> some super creepy dude has sat down at my table
<danh> im about to get stabbed
<l0de> are you at a coffee shop
<danh> yeah
<danh> 20 tables free... chose me!
<danh> he's not wearing any underwear
<danh> dont ask me how i know
#22932
<sampson> rad, that link crashed my browser in the middle of booking a flight
<sampson> EXCELLENT
<sampson> THANKS!
<aves2k> sorry if your browser doesn't support new Internet technologies
<aves2k> like JPG
#61280
<mizore> Gah! Stupid Debian ISO download! 3kbps T_T
<ellipsis> Cancel the download and do it some other time. You're already running Ubuntu, aren't you?
<mizore> I can't cancel now!
<ellipsis> Why not?
<mizore> It's 78% complete!
<ellipsis> so?
<mizore> Well, it's kinda like masturbation, when you reach a certain point, then you just have to keep on going until you finish.
<ellipsis> ...
<ellipsis> ...did...did you just compare downloading linux to masturbation?
<ellipsis> Why are we on the same planet?
#290414
<RobWrtchd> -8 is a great temperature, because it looks like an emoticon for what happens to your dick at -8
#306165
<rush> where I come from we measure the hotness of a chick by using a scale which is determined by the number of days she could go without a shower and you'd still stick your tongue in her ass, and she's an 8
#9639
<tigerbot_hesh> "Knuckles of Fury" on amazon? heh heh
<MikeyPain> I actually got mine in the mail from him
<MikeyPain> some of the pages were stuck together though
#309684
(@pirokoro) you know your city is fucked up when William Gibson uses it as example of emergent chaotic dystopia :P
#22682
<Gordo> Me? I'm 23.
<Gordo> Wait, I'm 24...
<Gordo> Shit, it was my brithday yesterday!!!
#3487
<]Di[ein> seriously..... imma put 2x turbos....nos....air intake...... get that pos lowered even though it is already lowered
<]Di[ein> get some 5's
<]Di[ein> (it has go cart wheels)
<Vandium> A FESTIVA
<Vandium> ROFL!
<]Di[ein> the only car in the world where u get a buy one get one free deal!
#15624
<rtwh0> why are you upset?
<sugadon> who the hell says i was god damn upset? huh?
<rtwh0> umm never mind
<sugadon> i hate people who spread god damn rumors, muther fucker , god damn
#6998
<enojy> im gonna tell my parents im a father so i get a present on sunday
#105614
Dexi: i just realized something fucking stupid
Dexi: and that took a while
Dexi: during 2nd period today
Dexi: this is more than 12 hours ago
Dexi: I had a girl put her number in my phone
Dexi: and told her to let me know when she wants to do something
Dexi: ...
Dexi: dammit i'm dumb AND slow.
#59275
Nick: Peer Education Network for Information Systems... That is a name our company came up with... they decided not to include the acronym in the e-mail. They just refer to it be it's full name, or PEN for IS. It's fucking PENIS!
Matt: So do you have to attend PENIS?
Brent: Do they need anyone to do computer training? I would like to work for PENIS
Leslie: i have previous experience with PENIS
Brent: I don't need to know about that.
#308280
(rickest) reinventing the wheel is exactly what allows us to travel 80mph without even feeling it. the original wheel fell apart at about 5mph after 100 yards. now they're rubber, self-healing, last 4000 times longer. whoever intended the phrase "you're reinventing the wheel" to be an insult was an idiot.
#53189
<Hajuu> Man I love it at my work when old ladies call me a gentleman... Makes me wanna fuck.
#34321
<CFC2> every have one of those days where you want to code but you cant be bothered
<ryan[WIN]> those are called "weekdays"