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#3936
<+kritical> christin: you need to learn how to figure out stuff yourself..
<+Christin1> how do i do that
#29475
* Clef is watching The Mask with Jim Carrey
<Gothic> :O
<Gothic> Jim Carrey's at your house!?
#54848
<GSGold> that reminds me of some robot from power rangers
<GSGold> back when i thoguht that show as cool when i was 5
<GSGold> in retrospect that's probably why i am who i am today
<Elyscape> yes
<Elyscape> yes, that's why
#8886
<Ven> Fuck
<Ven> This is a long shot, but
<Ven> has anyone seen the pinout for the 4-player connector for the CPS2 arcade system?
<Ven> Oh fuck!
<Ven> I bet it's in my D&D Mystara manual
#28664
<Sight^> crap
<Sight^> I just got a D in spanish today
<Sight^> ever since I gave up drugs my spanish grades has been only D's and E's
#61127
<hydro-> and the boss tells me i can use their parking lot to fuck bitches in my car
#16793
<`bb20> i have some definition, but i want it to be cut
<`Munky> i can cut you if you like let me get my plastic rusty spoon
<`bb20> hold on...let me get my tetanus shot
#308836
<aydiosmio> I don't anticipate the world moving away from keyboards any time soon for the sake of productivity
<nydel> aydiosmio: i think the world will split into people who use touch-screens & people who have shit to do
Comment: #2600 on irc.2600.net
#33176
<DrGrog> you know what's fun?
<DrGrog> when you take a knife and touch the little heat things in a toaster
<DrGrog> it's a rush
#25202
<burrahobbit> "Hi, my name is Tyson Vandagriff and, I am going to be your roommate next year at OU."
<burrahobbit> AND COMMA
<burrahobbit> HOLY CRAP MY ROOMMATE IS RETARDED
#6176
<Hostile> when i woke up i found pictures of Salma Hayek, A turkish guy's
page and my flip flop in my scanner
#20187
<aggiepm> OMG Kill me. I just tried to move my curser off my screen onto my desk to look at a paper document on my desk
#296074
<+MurderMachine> Are the ghosts of black people white? Don't interpret that as racist, I've just never seen a black ghost in a movie or anything.
#11969
<blitzoid> Goddamn... skid marks on underwear are bad, but you know you've been sitting for too long when you see them on your chair.
#29810
<Zap> back from raev lol.
<Protected> raev?
<Gray|ogl> raev = a codename for gaybar, only gaypeople know about it
<Gray|ogl> doh.
#103018
<Kojispruke> Wow, people really hate Flavor Flav. D:
<StairMasterNem> flavor flav?
<Kojispruke> Well, there's this website or whatever where you enter to be on his show and people vote for you and stuff
<Kojispruke> Mudkip and goatse are winning so far
<StairMasterNem> ....
#22013
* dm` has quit IRC (Quit: There is no place like 127.0.0.1)
<HAW> which is sadder?
<HAW> That dm` has a quote from bash.org in his quit message
<HAW> or that I recognise it as being so?
#265546
<+arinder> evening
<&Frell> Afternoon
<+Highfarm> well hello there children...
<+arinder> i have Popsicles in my basement
<+Highfarm> is that another way of saying you´re taking it in the ass ? :D
<+arinder> wow i never thought it that way :D
<+arinder> :(
#56274
<guyadams[serious]> where do you live teloch
<Teloch> NC.
<guyadams[serious]> North korea?
<guyadams[serious]> or north carolina
<Teloch> Korea starts with a "K", in case you didn't see that.
#31151
<ssx> Saddam's just been captured
<hoes> My dad! I cant find my dad! My god!
#62175
<evilAdmin> omg... PDF rules.
<evilAdmin> since everyone figured out the whole blacked out text thing (which is perfectly recoverable)...
<evilAdmin> all of the office is busy putting in hidden quotes and messages at the end of work documents as thick black lines, including upper management and admin (even the CEO is busy quoting 'Gates).
<evilAdmin> Then, coworkers play with the new hires- claiming you can only read it once you print it off. Most of them fall for it, I even saw one guy saying it was a "Magic Eye" sort of thing where the black stripe dissapears and the letters pop out.
<evilAdmin> much to my dismay, his buddy was sitting there cross-eyed with the paper 8cm away from his face.
<evilAdmin> >:)
#24166
dergrue: what's the name of that program that gives you a random meal to eat when you can't pick something?
barry: 'mom'
#1110
<MadHatter> sushi rulez!
<Ash> [12:26] <MadHatter> sushi rulez!
<Ash> [12:31] <MadHatter> i have a tummy ache
#29044
<robg> Fuck. My room is still on fire.
<robg> It's a small electrical one, though.
<robg> My moms trying to take care of it.
<NonToxic> robg then GET OFF IRC!!
#23404
<D>: ill murder you good >:o
<k33bz> not if u can't get to me!
<k33bz> jerkzilla!
<D>: when i go visit you >:o
<k33bz> like hell u will
<D>: fine i wont go visit you then
<k33bz> yes u will
<k33bz> but the joy of here will keep u docile
<k33bz> then halfway home when u go over the border u'll be like, "FUCK >< forgot to murder k33bz"
<k33bz> hah!
<k33bz> and that's the story of how christmas was saved