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#39837
<dev0> Is there any better voice-canceling implementation than the usual channel-substraction thing?
<DEATH> try screaming along with inverted polarity
#310631
<Jigsy> So in Civil War re-enactment school I was voted most likely to secede.
#40909
<Jeff> now... he probably woulda been grounded forever if it were gay porn...
<pilot1> no, they're catholic
#13399
(jeek) Jesus Christ.
(jeek) How the hell am I supposed to swallow two alka-seltzer pills.
(jeek) ?
(seawolf_) put them in water first
(jeek) But then they'll dissolve
(jeek) Oh, I get it
(jeek) n/m
#42636
<@FunkyFender> Why couldn't there be a character set that included all the symbols of all the different languages
<@Zero> What would you call it, though?
<@Zero> "Unicode" sounds catchy, for some reason.
Comment: 404 DC Hub
#49768
<|404notfound> I think there's something wrong with me
<|404notfound> when I'm downloading at like 5 kB/s, I don't get angry or annoyed
<|404notfound> I get nostalgic
Comment: Aniverse: #megatokyo
#6927
<MenTaLguY> You know, the trouble with cocaine is that the "...but I didn't inhale" excuse doesn't work
#1338
<Frodo1234> Although it turns out that "non-toxic" isn't synonomous with "great for snacking" when it comes to toys
<Frodo1234> Even though they say that bubble blowing fluid is non toxic, apparently you're still not supposed to chug it
#16285
* KnacK is busy studying for his urine test
* Fembot notes Knack failed his last test -- he kept peeking @ the guy beside him.
#33168
*** xt0rt was kicked by [noam] (penis, the only meat that tastes the same dark or light)
Comment: #emu eFnet
#4257
<dodge> fuck, thought somthing was wrong with my 's' key then, it kept repeating, looked down and it turns out i had my finger on it
#57865
<Thero> The day i suck cock is the day chicken is available in slurpee form.
#10894
<Starscream> uh
<Starscream> i just accidentally told my credit card company i was smoking crack
<Starscream> shit.
#8755
<radead> (number of slashdot posts x ultima online character level)^(number of dime sized zits on face)/(girlfriends had before + 1) = sizeOf(nerd)
<radead> girlfriends had before + 1 so we don't get a divide by zero error
#309908
<Sebas> When I have a kid, on his eleventh birthday, I will arrange for a trained owl to deliver a letter to them. They will break the wax seal with a trembling hand, open the hand-crafted parchment, and read the words inscribed therein with a fine ink and an eagle quill:
<Sebas> "Magic isn't real, dumbass."
<Milori> 'ur adopted'
<Milori> this owl will now self-destruct in 5...
#310394
<&Orillion> All my lines are under the GNU public license
<&Orillion> Feel free to interpret and rewrite them as you like
<&Orillion> I know my girlfriend does
#20238
*** {OK}oOShogoOo has joined #dransik
<{OK}oOShogoOo> :))))))))))))))))
<Gets> Why the long face?
#28866
<blue09> Eldritch, did you buy the game, or, *cough*
* Eldritch coughs
<blue09> how large? *cough*
<blue09> i mean.. how many.. micro.. bullions.. in your.. (i)soup..
<Eldritch> 166mb *cough*
<blue09> *cough* can i try some of your *cough* (i)soup? *cough*
<blue09> i need it for my *cough* cold *cough*
<Eldritch> sure
<Eldritch> wait for me to set up my soup server *cough*
<blue09> *cough*
<Eldritch> or would you rather dcc?
<Eldritch> er.. I mean instant soup
#5259
<reuben> somebody keeps jiggling the doorknob on my front door, then running away
<reuben> i don't know if i should call the police, or hook up some electricity to the doorknob
<cristobal> why don't you put ice on the stairs
<cristobal> and heat up the door knob
<cristobal> and swing paint buckets down from your two story foyer
<cristobal> then a few years later, fade from the public eye.....
#13617
<Ashe> I'm really busty this summer, with School and the trip to Colorado.
<Ashe> busy
* Dingy feels busty this spring
#10611
<+b00st> leaving for sleep and other related things
<+b00st> don't ask
#6151
<demalavor> do you want larger firmer breasts?
<IceBurner> No, I prefer my broad, flat manboobs
#7214
<Viper550esp> heh hell, you have no idea what hell is! Try standing inbetween two large fat women at a manson concert who decided just to wear the bare minimum to get it in concert. Oh thats nothing, they decided that it would be fun to start a mash pit. I kid you not those two women took out 7 people with one massive shove
#4198
<RevQuixo> i want a mario game where you do actual plumbing
<RevQuixo> oh, did i mention i was gay?
#116735
<TashaCosta> So has anyone seen that anti-drug commercial where the dog tells his teenage owner, a girl "I don't like it when you smoke weed...it changes you...."
<TashaCosta> ?
<tawniteamo> lol I think so
<TashaCosta> Okay, well, does anyone other than me think that's a really ineffective commercial?
<TashaCosta> Because every drug user I know would look at their talking dog and go "Whoa, I bought some really good stuff!"