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#1906
(|Chris) CNN (Las Vegas, NV) New York has NOT been bombed. David Copperfield has come forward and stated that, "It was all just mirrors. I'm sorry that it got out of hand. This was just a publicity stunt that went horribly wrong."
#29301
<Dilbert|AFK> my homopage is www.fark.com
<Dilbert|AFK> ...
<Dilbert|AFK> and thats my homepage too
Comment: irc.cheatlist.com #dcemu
#34188
<BalefireX> how goes the porn site Peppe316[0]?
<Peppe316[0]> I'm getting my clientel up first
<error> does your mom know yet?
<Peppe316[0]> no
<Peppe316[0]> I haven't talked to her for 10 weeks
<Peppe316[0]> it's nice
<Peppe316[0]> this freedom shit is the fun
<error> was it because she found out you drank and you didn't love the lord?
<Peppe316[0]> possibly
<Peppe316[0]> :(
<Peppe316[0]> er
<Peppe316[0]> :)
Comment: #gideontech
#7636
<@Hah|> A lot of you are way too attached to RO. If the servers go down permanently, I wonder how all of you guys would react.
<Dekar> I'm not that attached.
<Dekar> I mean sure, I love the game.. but if It went down, I would move on.
<com4> hah: i'd kill everyone.. in this room .. if the game went down.. and then i'd eat some yogurt
<com4> cuz you know yogurt tastes good. the fruit on the bottom stuff.. rocks.. and then i'd kill people
#61944
< Kedrot> wtf...
< Kedrot> he Qi Crystal Ashtray cum Bowl is an excellent multi-tasker
for the home - it can double as a knick-knick bowl or
ashtray, as well as a strong Feng Shui enhancer!
< Kedrot> ...cum Bowl...?
< Zemyla> Latin, meaning "with", I think.
< taladan> well who doesn't need a cum bowl?
< taladan> only problem is, I had to buy mine a car to keep her happy :/
Comment: #geekissues
#12070
<Meeko-Priest> I was talking to a pimpin' ghost with my friends Lisa and Candace.
<Meeko-Priest> "Are you there?" Ouija Board: NO "Why not?" Ouija Board: SEX "Oh. Goodbye"
#56001
< wernicus> everyone on irc is male until proven otherwise
#53567
<dban> so i just saw a commercial for some company that helps people file for bankruptcy (no money down!)
<dban> and i'm thinking, yeah, great idea
<dban> but don't be surprised if you have trouble getting them to pay you
#13033
<LilGCube740> are you from a dif country
<|STeReOtYpE|> portugal
<LilGCube740> u speak poor english
<LilGCube740> i speak poor spanish so its all good
#23467
<Lank|war> man
<Lank|war> a girl once asked me
<Lank|war> what it feels like
<Lank|war> to have an erection
<Boxthor> ....
<Lank|war> and I couldn't figure a way to explain it to her
<Lank|war> they had asked other guys
<Lank|war> and they were like
<Lank|war> "we came to you because you know how to word stuff right"
<Lank|war> and I was like
<Lank|war> uhhhhhh
<Lank|war> it gets hard
#59329
<psychup2034> i was watching judge judy two weeks ago
<psychup2034> fucking dad and daughter when to court
<psychup2034> because of a broken headlight on a car
<psychup2034> the dad blamed the daughter
<psychup2034> but the daughter said she thinks someone came with something and knocked the headlights in
<psychup2034> judge judy was like do you have any proof
<psychup2034> and the daughter said "we live in a black neighborhood"
<psychup2034> never laughed so hard at court tv
#294770
<LJB> get petrol, thats got the good alcohol
<Lord Adam> Dude
<Lord Adam> Petrol is like 10% alcohol
<Lord Adam> Max
<Lord Adam> Hmm
<Lord Adam> That's more than beer...
#30066
<Guest15294> I've been on mIRC for many years, but now there is a hacker named nickserv, and everytime i connect he changes my nick, can anyone help me???
#3485
<DrWoody> alcohol is my anti-drug.
#6780
<DaScott> I want to be in the @home commercials, when they interview the dorks that use it "I can sure download a ton of porn!"
#29029
<manda> you know, to get a degree, you have to think about something other than your dick for more than 5 seconds
<AchtunG`> i know but its hard
#18377
<jitspoe> birds don't have a penis
<Zim|DP> jit: but they have a pecker =)
#53280
[Allies]stratus: how's everyone?
[Allies]iMmortal: im fine. feeling better than i did before. i just got off work
[Allies]stratus: things have been slow today
[Allies]Spinny: day after the holidays, everybody's busy at the retail stores returning everything
[Allies]iMmortal: yeah
[Allies]stratus: where do you guys work?
[Allies]iMmortal: UPS
[Allies]Spinny: fedex
[Allies]iMmortal: ...
[Allies]Spinny: ...
*iMmortal was betrayed by Spinny
[Allies]iMmortal: wtf!
Comment: multiplayer games....so fun
#17469
HolyViper7: im confused as to how i'm still allowed to breathe the same oxygen as other human beings. i just bought some tic tacs, and most of em are gone... and you know how some tic tacs get like, stuck? well, see, i didnt wanna make too much noise so i put the tic tac container in my lap and i hit the container. it was then i realized i had testicles. it was quite painful
#307388
<clueless> remember when I said we'd have a government soon? well the negotiations just blew up this weekend
<horm> so no government for another 500 days?
<horm> did the prime minister not see his shadow?
#39783
<Pryo> yeah right
<Pryo> its 3 feet tall'
<Pryo> QUICK
<Pryo> HOW DO I CANCEL WINDOWS SHUTTING DOWN
* Pryo (~Pryo@Pyro.users.WhatNET.Org) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
Comment: #maddox on irc.whatnet.org
#160168
<rbrown11> dude
<anon> ?
<rbrown11> i'm in the student center
<rbrown11> there's this guy in front of me, he looks EXACTLY like you
<rbrown11> should i say something?
<anon> it is me you fucker
#7762
<TFA|Swoop> I hate being on 14.4..
<n> hah
<chao[i]> ha
<chao[i]> are u kidding
<TFA|Swoop> I can't do anything but talk in irc..
<TFA|Swoop> bored out of my fucking skull
<chao[i]> lets quake swoop
<chao[i]> yeah
<chao[i]> TFA|Swoop was pummelet by chao[i]
<TFA|Swoop> Ok
<TFA|Swoop> I'll start a server.
#16252
<mrfrosty> From: webmaster@P0PMAILER.ORG
<mrfrosty> Subject: Learn the secrets of the rich!
<mrfrosty> [-- Error: unexpected end of file! --]
<mrfrosty> he's a tosser
<mrfrosty> i had the secrets of the rich in my grasp
<mrfrosty> i feel like a shakespearean tragedy
<mrfrosty> actually it's jsut these tights
<mrfrosty> and this shoulder length wig
<mrfrosty> and nothing to do with the injustices perpetuated upon me by WEBMASTER@P0PMAILER.ORG
<mrfrosty> (who shall be known as cunt from this moment forth)
#37046
(Deranged): Having my right hand as a girlfriend is the best relationship I've ever had.
(Deranged): It's always up for threesomes, it'll never cheat on me.
(Deranged): And best of all, I don't have to talk to it after sex, because I don't know sign language.