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#25269
<Notoes> YES
<Notoes> FINALLY
<TlMMAH> u kissed a girl?
<Notoes> no
<Notoes> EXTERNAL 60GIG HD
#12797
<NCHRIST> advice - while putting ascreen in a pipe do not stab yourself in the
fucking finger and cut it and then flail your hand around with the
screen still stuck in it, losing the screen
#299617
<kollapse> There's just something creepy about an abandoned mental institution.
<Viperlin> kollapse: i'd say its creepier if your getting wifi there
#34527
<scyth> you guys are bash.org mods?
<kisama> nah dude i just play one on IRC
Comment: #geekissues
#34787
<W_J_F> where can i get a wav - mp3 converter?
<@eggburt> google lame
<W_J_F> where can i download google egg?
#6571
<felix> eek
<skrike> felix just screamed like a girl
<felix> no, I said "eek"
<skrike> girls say "eek"
<skrike> YOU GIRL
<oat`meal> guys say "oh SHIT, what the FUCK, BITCH"
#1201
<RevSlidey> a baby seal walks into a club
#40797
(4) helf: aaargh!!
(4) helf: word of advice
(4) helf: NEVER laugh while using mouth wash
(4) helf: much pain in nasal region
#8713
<arioch> Mario 69: Toadstool Gets Reamed
<fraggle> i'd love to give the princess a good bonin'
<aur__> sorry fraggle, but the princess is in another castle
#43604
<Rob-iwiwc> imagine if the pope got up now
<Rob-iwiwc> think that might cause an increase in catholics?
<@HPZ> Rob-iwiwc: that's a damned good idea. They should've planned it that way.
<@HPZ> What a brilliant recruitment strategy.
<sprawl_gnome> worked for Jesus
Comment: #fark
#10499
* go_boy getting his haujobb on
<jej> i read that as 'handjob'
<go_boy> i assumed you would
<jej> you can always count on me.
<go_boy> for a handjob?
<jej> of course.
<go_boy> rockin.
#303251
<Justice> music is like sex, for every person paying for it, there's a thousand who don't
* Isamu shares CDs with his mom
#63876
<steve> I just jumped over the coffee table in the living room into a roll because I thought there was no one there but my dad was in the kitchen and he was like wtf are you doing you idiot
#2839
<drBoston> DGMage : asl
<DGMage> You seriously need a new pickup line.
<drBoston> never
<drBoston> you don't fuck with perfection
#4004
<Tony> a hand job..10 dollars, a blowjob..25 dollars, full sex..50 dollars, a long lasting relationship..priceless. There are some things money can buy, for everything else, theres blackmail.
#45866
<Di> i had to walk down to william st. there to drop off summit
<Di> so on this narrow part of the footpath, this fat, pikey, annoying bitch is walking against me
<Di> so i step off the footpath cos she wont
<Di> she bitches at me then, saying she could have turned sideways if i had the manners to ask
<Kaimera> in her pikey limerick accent
<Di> so I said "You turning sideways would have been counter-productive!" but she didnt get it!
#5626
*** jonathans changes topic to 'PLZ FWD ALL PACKAGES MARKED "GAY" TO PROPER DEPARTMENTS (IN REAR)'
#36969
<Kenji> why doesnt this shirt work for me
<Kenji> [04:35:37:AM] -> Server: privmsg lux :DCC SEND "v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v " 2130706433 3358
<Kenji> then nothing happens
<Kenji> or not
<rhoppenrath> shirt?
<rhoppenrath> it doesn't go with the pants
#3373
<Wes> While most dudes go day-to-day waiting for sex to happen, the sex offenders go out and MAKE it happen.
#75285
<Buck> a religious discussion on digg is like asking which power ranger is the strongest in kindergarten
#33906
<RandomSpork> know what's bad
<RandomSpork> I can cause my nose to bleed as if by will
<CyberZ74> Why, do you imagine big breasts?
<RandomSpork> no. want to know how I do it?
<CyberZ74> Nah.
<RandomSpork> first I strtch out my face in a psuedo yawn
<RandomSpork> then I blow a quick puff of air out my nose, like so....aww shit
* RandomSpork is now known as RS||BRB
<Specs> haha
<CyberZ74> ...
* RS||BRB is now known as RandomSpork
<RandomSpork> that was so NOT funny Specs
Comment: irc.esper.net #rotfw
#4064
<FreshBrew> i dont know why i floss before i go to the dentist
<FreshBrew> i never ever do it
<FreshBrew> its like going to the doctor and pretending not to be sick so he doesnt yell at you
#7344
<[werk]chin> i think its wrong for elderly people to be openly sexual at all
<[werk]chin> they need to be these asexual funnels of christmas money and bad driving
#41472
<nightjade> I actually had a constant 6.66KBPS download once. It never changed, I was scared shitless.
#30393
<@kellyjo> old macdonald had a farm
<@SalvadorChicka> e i e i o
<@kellyjo> and on that farm there was a lobster
<@SalvadorChicka> e i e i o
<@kellyjo> with an <insert lobster noise> here
<@SalvadorChicka> haha