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#31330
<Jim_McNeat> Is there like a way to put a compiler in "Just trust me on that one" mode?
#305955
< Ifrit> In a way I find it insulting
< Ifrit> If someone doesn't take the time to write full words while conversing with me, I find it disrespectful
< Ifrit> and respect them less
< Wabbit98> wtf
#39860
[23:03] <@tH> my friend's buying an ethernet switch from dell
[23:03] <%spazizoner> WHAT
[23:03] <@Knifa> LOL
[23:03] <@tH> and in the online checkout
[23:03] <@ReadMe> stop them, quick
[23:03] <@tH> it asks you
[23:03] <@tH> Q4. Will the product(s) be used in connection with weapons of mass
[23:03] <@tH> destruction, i.e. nuclear applications, missile technology, or
[23:03] <@tH> chemical or biological weapons purposes?
Comment: We told him to tell him to awnser yes... not sure if he did it tho
#205783
chuckstud: C# is terrible
chuckstud: it's like visual basic raped c++ and c++ didn't get the abortion
#73260
<Bill[Uni]> question what have i done wrong -> if($gst == 1) { $price = $price x 1.125; }
<Bill[Uni]> i keep getting unexpected T if errors
<PovAddict> are you trying to multiply?
<Bill[Uni]> yeah
<PovAddict> you're kidding with the x aren't you?
<Bill[Uni]> oh yeah
<Bill[Uni]> *
<Bill[Uni]> forgot
<PovAddict> o_o
Comment: irc.freenode.net/##php
#58745
<Omi> I owned someone at work today
<Xa> How'd you manage that?
<Omi> He was pratting about chasing after the girls
<Omi> 'Cause he's a fucktard like that
<Omi> But he took his shoes off so he wouldnt make loud noises
<Omi> Which would attract the boss's attention
<Omi> So I nailed his shoes to the floor
<Xa> Rofl
<Omi> Someone said the boss was coming
<Omi> So he sprinted back to his shoes
<Omi> Jumped in them
<Omi> And then fell on his face when he tried to walk forward
#114281
<mario> wtf
<mario> you know your office is portal crazy when:
<mario> the cake in the kitchen has a sign saying "The cake lies" and sings "Still Alive" when you open the box
<mario> someone talked the contractor into making a few of the doors oval-shaped "portals" instead
<mario> complete with painted orange/blue patterns on each corresponding side
<mario> your file server is swinging from the ceiling aptly named "GLaDOS"
<mario> the new company motto is "There's a hole in the sky through which things may fly"
<mario> and there's a bunch of weighted ikea boxes with hearts on them scattered about
<mario> guess the VP doesn't expect we'll have any clients anytime soon :|
#50338
(placid|work) i knew a girl that was fat just because of her asthma medication
(@Rayn) what was she taking for asthma ... cheeseburgers?
#34376
<Prophet_Tenebrae> charles kennedy - is getting a lot of news coverage.
<Steveo> Richard, is he sober or something?
<Prophet_Tenebrae> apparently he doesn't have a drink problem.
<Prophet_Tenebrae> but quite frankly if you were leader of the lib dems, being wasted is about the only way you could carry on.
#49056
DJ Yiffyness: your lucky, i want to paw off too but my mom/sister is home
The JaX04: I hope you dont mean that as in they are one and the same
#7132
<Darkz> Can't get drunk, work soon
<Delusion> Your priorities disgust me.
#37546
*talking about windows XP 64*
(whales3x) to be honest, I am impressed with the os
(whales3x) brb....
¹¹º¹ Quit» (whales3x) (whalesex@209.159.210.144)
(@TheVirus) dunno if i trust a person with the nick whalesex
(Syanide) lol
(Syanide) Says 'TheVirus'
(Syanide) hahaha
(@TheVirus) touche
#1590
<Camo> wiz
<Camo> have you ever gotten something taken away from you by the principal in middle school?
<Wizkid`> yes, my virginity
#1447
<curiosity> I can't wait til' we can directly interface to the brain - that way the voices in my head can talk on IRC.
#115623
<ellington8> whats a 999 error?
<blynzoo> A german argument.
#294828
<PurityOfEssence> I was at the gym, and I was looking at the distance left: 1km, 500m, 250m, 125m ..
<PurityOfEssence> this is how all mathmo's nightmares go
<PurityOfEssence> a fear of infinite sums diverging
<PurityOfEssence> you'll never get there, just keep getting half way closer
<PurityOfEssence> damn zeno
#8721
<pritch> yeah well i do an english writing degree
<Linguica> do have
#162688
< myself> I just realized MacGruff the crime dog should be the patron saint of tech support everywhere.
< myself> He warned us years ago: Users are losers!
Comment: #geeks
#11053
<L33t_Hax0r[no_job]> hey, i (illegdibly) wrote a pretty damn good essay in class today, with no grammarical/spelling errors to be seen
<Mr_X> CHOKE ON YOUR LIES
<L33t_Hax0r[no_job]> Mr_X : when i type i fucking spell and wahtever all fucking bad cuz i dont give a fuck'
<Mr_X> ...
#306066
<izua> are you a prophet?
<clueless> yes
<izua> show me your prophet license
<clueless> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
<clueless> ^ LICENSED PROPHET ^
<clueless> ^ CLUELESS ^
<clueless> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
<izua> dammit.
#3864
<ScumDog> I think the coathangers might have something to do with all those, ahem, "random" miscarriages
<shin_k> scum : THAT'S JUST STRAWBERRY JAM ON THE COAT HANGER, REALLY!
#18583
Vizspring: time for dual-computer action :-)
dustbuster3001: LOL
SqueakyEggo: lol
SqueakyEggo: ROFL
SqueakyEggo: computer on computer barely legal action, eh?
#3625
<nakke> !dictionary fellatio
<FillyJonk> 2 entries found for fellatio.
<FillyJonk> fel-la-ti-o (f-l, -sh, f-) n. Oral stimulation of the penis. [New Latin, from Latin felltus, past participle of fellre, to suck. See dh(i)- in Indo-European Roots.]
<JibberJim> So billions is spent on making it possible for people to "chat" across the world, and access dictionary's and what do you do? - look up dirty words...
#26385
([m1]) so there i was, at the porcelain boardroom, initiating another
"round of layoffs"
([m1]) and the laptop battery warning popped up
([m1]) never wiped and washed so fast
([m1]) the things i do to keep from losing a network connection
#30107
<Hurricane_Hasney> * Hurricane_Hasney hands RVD316619 some weed
<Hurricane_Hasney> *** RVD316619 has quit IRC (Broken pipe)