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#45023
s T a R lI n E j: Sauron is a giant flaming eyeball... can he see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
#36209
[@lsd] i'll bath when IRC finishes
[@lsd] can't be much longer now
#6326
[during the Olympics]
ted: everytime i load my yahoo it seems the US has three more medals
craig: Stop reloading then!!! Canada has to catch up
#8511
<dr_rotcod> i wonder if my life sucks cause i jerk off after i pray
#57940
+ chedder - you know what would be the best defacement
+ chedder - if you print a screenshot of the website, wipe your ass with it, scan it and replace there website with that one image
+ chedder - of the site
+ chedder - with shit smeared all over it
% dDevil - Lmao
% dDevil - I must say, that is a good idea.
+ chedder - except it would get your scanner all pooey
#36288
<tammy> why do guys always try to act so macho all the time
<vercetti> because we're rugged!
<vercetti> now if you'll excuse me, I have to go sort my wash and wear from my delicates :D
#11735
<+brx|> u know whats great about spreadsheets..?
<+brx|> ....NOTHING THEY ARE FUCKING COCKBAGS
#35719
<menno> damnit
<menno> nvidia mousemat broke my table :(
<DEATH> wtf?
<menno> yeah, it was one of those selfsucking mousemats
<menno> when I tried to pull it off it took half of the table with it
#29054
<orphik> dialup is like the small penis of the internet
#88600
<tmonk> i always got confused when i was younger and saw magazines
<tmonk> where canadians have different prices
<tmonk> i questioned my father. "if we give equal rights to black people why not canadians too?"
#55833
Vamp i s h ly: I just prefer dating men because girls are so complicated
Kick the Can 97: i concur
Kick the Can 97: except for the dating men part
#6934
<CapnKev> Nothing's illegal when you're dead.
<Satrina> "dead girls don't say no"
#4012
<Gallant> what's the point of programmin C/C++ if your goal is to make readable code?
#69534
<@Orochi> Give a man a fish he will eat for a day....
<@Orochi> However, if you teach a man to fish he will bore the hell out of you on the outdoor living channel
#657
<muted> i dont like slackware
<Zephyrous> muted: what are you on?
<Accipiter> Zephyrous >> Crack, apparently.
<muted> suse
#29036
<Daisuke> yea, sucking cocks is fun
<Daisuke> that came out wrong
#297753
<Seth> We were out fishing one time, and I was like, "So what would you do if I was dating your daughter?"
<Seth> And he goes, "I'd kill you."
<Seth> Straight faced, too. ;(
<Seth> And then he pulls out a knife, still straight faced.
<Seth> And then goes, "Just kidding man. She already told me."
<Seth> I damn near shit myself. ;<
#112136
<Thalagyrt> i've just brought it up in the admin board, i'll give it a few days for people to discuss
<Sam> Cool.
<Thalagyrt> then i'll let you know and you can decide if you want to help out or not :p
<Sam> thanks.
<Thalagyrt> there will be an initiation ceremony involving a goat, three frogs, a crooked wooden stick, and a condom
<Sam> I'm not a fan of condoms.
<Sam> I'll go without.
<Sam> The rest is fine.
<Thalagyrt> okay.
#6914
<pvx> alright, ive come up with a good description.. it looks like snot that was soaked in cum, rolled around in encheladas, and put in a freezer for an hour.
#3668
<ThaDragon> money == good life == pussy + beer.
<ThaDragon> Preferrably in that order. Pussy tastes horrible after beer.
<tenfour> eew
* ThaDragon grossed out tenfour
<tenfour> I can't stand the taste of beer
#34190
* rik decides not to reply to spam whose subject line is "discount vasectomy"
#28686
<Bank6000> What is the best way to approach a person who you are attracted to at a book store, library, animal shelter or football game shown on TV at a bar?
<CrustyNutz> You can do it put your ass into it!
<TheBrat> uummm personally just don't say some cheesy pick up line..
<xTrinityLuvx> yeah just be yourself
<speedracer> Kick her in the shin.
<speedracer> She'll remember you next time.
<Evil_Couch> zap her with a fucking tazer and then drag her back to your place
<Evil_Couch> by the time she wakes up, she'll be chained to your bed and she'll HAVE to love you or you'll cut her food ration in half.
#1422
*** mindpulp has quit IRC (internet relay lobotomy)
#25599
[8:39pm]«+ w2o » Are you religious?
[8:40pm]«@ Dwarf» no Christian
#103505
<tonyyarusso> So I just went and looked at my Newegg order status, and saw a message I've never seen before:
<tonyyarusso> "THE PACKAGE IS DELAYED DUE TO A TRAIN DERAILMENT[X] "