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#31933
<sdfdtailgrep> Things I learned today:
<sdfdtailgrep> * About 10% of all people on the road are good samaritans
<sdfdtailgrep> * It's actually quite fun to be stuck in a ditch, when you have a mp3 CD player and some music.
<sdfdtailgrep> * Snowplows in Guelph cover both directions of a rural road every 30 minutes
<sdfdtailgrep> * Les Quebecios have a swiss-army knife of knowledge, tools, and experience when it comes to rescuing stranded cars
<sdfdtailgrep> * All the winter tires in the world are not going to stop you from being a complete dumbass
<sdfdtailgrep> * Flat land does not mean solid land, there might be a ditch under that snow
Comment: #railfan irc.oftc.net
#4143
<uneasier> would it be out of line if i were to request that my testes be softly nestled within your food receptacle?
<Jan__> mmm braized testicle
<Jan__> with a nice bottle of chianti
<Jan__> fthfthfthfthfthfthfth!
* uneasier runs away
#71710
<Lupin> I ? unicode.
#16300
<BoZZ> my thing don't work...
<[TX]-KnacK_WerK> well at least ur not married...
#23345
<elusive> lol, the only legal thing on tylers pc are his drivers
#19756
<vicomte> he's being shunted by a freight train
<vicomte> its the latest thing
<random> ahh of course
* random is missing all the latest crazes
<vicomte> the other one is for women to parade around in front of me giving me lap dances
<vicomte> I think they should all get in on that
<vicomte> oh
<vicomte> except for my mum, my grandma and immediate family
<vicomte> and women over the age of 30, and or weigh more then say a light truck
#23971
<sloop> i downloaded matrix reloaded off kazaa
<sloop> i got 1gb of dutch porn
<sloop> bonus
#8648
<hakan> i asked this hot girl out, she said she just wanted to be pen pals
<hakan> and she dropped our class
<dr_rotcod> haha
<hakan> is that a good thing?
#17894
<Polaris[LovesChii]> Speaking of poke 4
<Polaris[LovesChii]> I wonder if anyone has some pokemon pr0n
<Polaris[LovesChii]> Like I said before.........Misty IS HOT!!!!!!!!!!
<Polaris[LovesChii]> Squirtle isn't too bad either
#55316
<Analogy> I haven't taken a shower in days.
<Analogy> DAYS.
* silentjoe backs away from analogy
<Analogy> My hair has so much oil in it, Bush is gonna invade it next.
#112746
<Stirk> The fuck is wrong with fox news
<Spitfire3292> everything
<Stirk> No, the WILDfires are not caused by al queda
<Stirk> Damn idiots
#301628
<pnbeast> How do you feel about neural networks, HappyHobo?
<HappyHobo> Is that like Amway?
<pnbeast> It's almost exactly not like Amway, HappyHobo.
#62589
< zeleftikam> i had a fuckin weird ass dream last night.. suddenly i realised i could wikipedia two things at once and that was somehow amazing, then i appeared in a dance club and this dj at a table had two record turntables except they were circular lcd screens and each had a wikipedia page, and as he scratched the screens back and forth different wikipedia pages flipped on them
< zeleftikam> and he was reading them
< zeleftikam> because he was Lord Nikon from Hackers
Comment: #null (irc.nullirc.net)
#44534
<+^Sheldon> I was in the IT industry 20 years, and I still can't explain why a simple restart solves all problems :p
#7832
* rob` pokes richard.. do an ls `yes`. I dare you
[five minutes pass]
<phenyx> INIT: PANIC: segmentation violation at 0x40060fa1! sleeping for 30 seconds.
<phenyx> INIT: PANIC: segmentation violation at 0x40060fa1! sleeping for 30 seconds.
<phenyx> INIT: PANIC: segmentation violation at 0x40060fa1! sleeping for 30 seconds.
<phenyx> INIT: PANIC: segmentation violation at 0x40060fa1! sleeping for 30 seconds.
* rob` .. snickers madly
<Zibblsnrt> Ooh, neat
<phenyx> real funny.
<rob`> I didn't think anyone'd actually _do_ it.
<phenyx> I have enough money to drive to vancouver and kick your ass.
#6731
<mynx> hahaha i had a construction worker holler at me today
<Wurzle> he said "YOU FUCKING HOMO GET AWAY FROM MY BUIDING SITE!"
#296104
Forggy: my kitten is almost cat sized now
CorbinFox: uh oh, better put it in the freezer then. the cold makes things contract
CorbinFox: that way you can keep it as a kitten forever!
Forggy: you can't play with my kitten anymore ok?
CorbinFox aw :(
#308226
<Jax184> A poem in Punctuation.
<Jax184> ^<@<.@* (Hat less at less point at star)
<Jax184> }"_# | (Backbrace double base pound space bar)
<Jax184> -@\$&/_% (Dash at cash and slash base rate)
<Jax184> !( @|=> (Wow open tab at bar is great)
<Jax184> ;`+\$?^? (Semi backquote plus cash huh DEL)
<Jax184> ,#"~|)^G (Command pound double tilde bar close BEL)
#40846
<Mac-arena> you know, if the cleverness of spammers could be harnessed for good, the world would be perfect within a week
<RemyDWD> With larger penises for all?
Comment: #adium on Freenode
#28859
<Insomniak> Did anyone else get a boner from watching The Lion King?
<Insomniak> that girl lion was suck a cock tease
Comment: One of many easter eggs from the ZDaemon launcher
#14217
<FL|Work> feck, forgot to pay my stupid tax
<Pi|Mu|Rho> you get taxed on stupid? That's going to be one hefty bill.
<marek> he could fund 3 new hospitals all by himself
#297158
<furan> so I dropped by my lab to pick up my air conditioner
<furan> things I did not expect to find in the alleyway:
<furan> 1) a fetish shoot
<furan> 2) a fetish shoot
#309932
<Gilded> Damn ideology dealers
<Gilded> I once bought a two ounce bag of nihilism
<Gilded> Later I found out it had no value
#24735
@Kovac: Kinda, but thats because when I got hard the teacher was completely useless to ask for help
@Kovac: And then I kinda gave up after a point
@Kovac: I actually started off really well but then I guess I got over confident
Bnonn: you got hard in programming..and asked the teacher for "help"..?
#8253
<Hamsters> is there any tips that i can pass my writen test?
<shagman> hamsters, learn english