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#53548
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<beoba> DO BOOBS SMELL?
<Baku_Kui> you ever suspect that you walked into a room at exactly the wrong momment?
<Baku_Kui> I have a strange feeling like that just now.
#28962
LiL Kitten587: shut up
LiL Kitten587: im sneezing
LiL Kitten587: geez
LiL Kitten587: achoo acchoo
Topher587: wow
Topher587: it must've been loud for the sneezes to type themselves
#54696
<joe`> I got overpaid $150 two weeks ago, i decided not to say anything
<joe`> now last week they UNDERPAID me $150, so I went to my manager to tell him to put it right and he comes out with "you didn't tell us when we overpaid you, did you"?
<joe`> I told him "I'll tolerate one mistake, but not two!"
#14973
<Nija> hahaha i met some girl off the internet once too
<Nija> boy, was she pissed
#7280
( Lev ) have you SEEN the people who wear the I LOVE LINUX T-shirts....that does more damage to the OS than a billion microsoft blue-screens
#34225
(scone) r u always in here
(+kangie) im a citizen
(+kangie) thats why i have the +
(@Whelan) yeah but we have laptops with Wireless cards
(@Whelan) and we just walk around with them strapped to us that way we never have to leave
#5588
<lusty_guy> any hot lady wanna role play
<+ladyfingerz> okay i'll be me and you be gone
#39681
<utopian> I can see something like this in #jesus
<utopian> RTFB
<utopian> Read The Fucking Bible
Comment: #geekissues acronym game
#57705
<apeiron> Chewie[]: all four of my grandparents died because of cancer
<incarnadine> YOU HAD 4 GRANDPARENTS!??!
<incarnadine> er... wait
<incarnadine> nevermind
#32729
<Mayseth> And I'm going to start carrying a sock puppet around with me.
<Dweller> good god.. there is another one like me somehwere?
<Mayseth> Whenever I excuse myself I shall place it in my chair and tell them "This is Lefty the sock puppet.. he shall rule in my stead while I am otherwise detained"
#440
<blazemore> we know your hand gets more action jax0ring than your feet do walking
<scar`1> yeah well that's also caused by the fact that i hardly walk
#9057
The-ill-man- *beat kicks in* yo yo you know i be somkein some grass, tappin some ass, while rippin on bowls, and hittin on hoes
-cyanide- ur smoking weed while fucking girls while smoking weed while trying to pick up girls.. nice rap..
#8702
<Sull> what is this obsession with trading pics?
<lostsoul1> it is kind of like pokemon...you gota collect them all
#68259
<mrk_mat> I am BRILLIANT
<mrk_mat> found the loophole I needed to get what I wanted done
<d4_teh_gr8> "it aint cheatin if she's your cousin"?
#61399
<swight> Canadian television reports that one of a group of Toronto-area men now in custody on terror-related charges had enrolled in a flight training program as part of a plan to use aircraft in an attack on Canadian targets.
<Jimmothy> someone should "old" those terrorists
<Jimmothy> planes has so been done
<dekkon> planes as weapons is so 2001
#26279
<Hatter> I accidentally just IM'd a coworker "Dong lunch?" instead of "Doing lunch?" :?
#34406
<SlackDug> amn, wtf
<SlackDug> my speakers are crackling
<SlackDug> every now and then
<SlackDug> really loud
<SlackDug> oh .. chair was pulling power supply
<jonathans> haha.
<Brutus|UA> gg
<rplop> I've crushed 3 headphones with my chair so far
Comment: #geekissues EFnet
#49854
<circusbred> my first time was horrible
<MK|AmericanRetard> lol
<Athlete> my first time was with a bitch of a tease and now i wish i hadn't
<circusbred> i wouldn't wish that on the 'right girl'
<MK|AmericanRetard> ROFL
<Athlete> cus we fucked for like 15 mintues and just as it were getting good
<Athlete> she stopped and started laughing
<MK|AmericanRetard> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
<circusbred> ohhh
<Athlete> fuckin bitch
#135
<apoptygma> we have a jedi council at our fucking school
<apoptygma> how gay is that?!?
<apoptygma> i actually had a kid try that wavy hand thing on me
#311148
<Flanders> $markov Mozilla
<ChelsieBot> Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 6.1; WOW64; Trident/7.0; rv:11.0) like Gecko Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 6.1; WOW64; Trident/7.0; rv:11.0) like Gecko Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 6.1; WOW64; Trident/7.0; rv:11.0) like Gecko Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT lol GOOD IDEA, CHELSIEBOT!
<Kawa> Hold up
<Kawa> Did she just notice she got in a loop?!
#3792
<tomg> I appear to have accidentally learned java
#14817
<Ziggy> anyone know where i can download ICQ?
<Assmann> ziggy get on icq ill send it to u
<Ziggy> dude are you a fucking moron?
#307808
<&o11c> http://qdb.us/305729
<&o11c> A UDP packet walks into a bar and says "I want a beer". The barman charges him twice but doesn't actually give him one.
#147203
<Giichi> so I saw a jeep for sale with the decal in the front, Christian Offroad Association
<DragonJoeCool> what doesn't Jesus do?
<Giichi> gays
<DragonJoeCool> true enough
#7285
( Judge`ZzzZ) fmita Khorne-
( Khorne- ) fmita?
( Khorne- ) whats fmita short for? =)
( Khorne- ) "fuck me in the ass?" .p
( Judge`ZzzZ) looks like it
( Fuzzy ) you say it that often you need an acronym for it?