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#1658
<bigPIMP> are you a virgin?
<kink> yes
<kink> giving it up to a non-linux using chick is like giving it up to a man, just wrong
#14583
*** mad-splat (~mad-splat@2-170.borcpe.cableone.net) has joined #programming
<mad-splat> @find *turbo*c++*
<mad-splat> @find *codewarrior*
<dos622> @find you*being*banned
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#34359
<timmo> GOD DAMMIT AIM
<timmo> making a fucking window pop up while im in the middle of typing
<hy\dro> working fine for m
<hy\dro> e
<hy\dro> oh
<timmo> someone invited me to fucking chat or some shit
<timmo> but while i was typing
<Kenn> haha
<Kenn> and you hit space
<timmo> i totally killed the fucking window
<Kenn> and you will NEVER EVER know what it said
<Kenn> and who it was from
<Kenn> EVER
<timmo> exactly
<Kenn> Doesn't that kill you?
<timmo> yes
Comment: #geekissues efnet
#8127
<Szyslak> HAHAHAHA those wacky spanish: "Our download server can only support 300 simultaneous discharges"
#421
<Andrigaar> there's a good rumor to start up again. "Jacking off till it blisters will form calluses and make if bigger in a few months."
#13946
<URinsane> i'll restart after i sync my palm
<element> oh fancy pants with a palm
<URinsane> HANDSPRING VISOR EDGE BIZATCH
<element> do you keep your bitchs digits on there
<URinsane> hell yea
<element> do you stylus them in at bars
<URinsane> i whip that shit out
<element> HOLD ON I CANT FIND MY STYLUS
<element> DONT LEAVE
<element> ARE YOU SOBERING UP
<element> ILL BUY YOU ANOTHER
<element> JUST DONT LEAVE
<URinsane> pfft plz when u have as sexy of a pda as me you dont need to buy them drinks
<element> yeah thats just wasted money for them to find out you are a nerd and not sleep with you anyway
<element> now you have a warning device
#39539
<Tenor> how do i make z00m join/part channels?
<DrunkDwarf> by winking at him twice, lick your lips once, then shake your hips three times, and he shall obey
<DrunkDwarf> seriously
* Tenor winks at z00m
* Tenor winks at z00m
* Tenor licks his lips at z00m
* Tenor shakes his hips at z00m
* Tenor shakes his hips at z00m
* Tenor shakes his hips at z00m
<z00m> YEAH BABY
<z00m> IM YOURS
Comment: z00m is a bot
#7886
<Grimace> I went to a goon party after drinking a bottle o vodka.
<Grimace> I think I had goon and powerade ... ultra blue puke.
<FiremanSam> fluro pukes own
<FiremanSam> i did a bright green one after a cocktails
<Veggie> i did a red spew once.. but that as cocktail related and not blood so I'm happy
<zer0> I once had a mate drink piss from a gatorade bottle (By accident) and spew it back up.....thats like piss and spew in one!!!
<Grimace> wtf............
#20670
<|DeadPan|> I dont get drunk
<|DeadPan|> i am in control of my faculties
<PT-Away> thats cause your a moron
<PT-Away> err mormon
<Terry> same shit
#36327
<timmo> people are crazy these days
<timmo> back in my day when someone fired you
<timmo> you went home and beat your kids
<timmo> and drank gin
<timmo> now people are shooting up their workplaces and shit
<timmo> i need to get a job so i can fire people
<timmo> YOURE FUCKING FIRED
<timmo> its like a real life +b
<timmo> id make that shit fun too
<timmo> "come in here bill, i want you to take a look at something"
<timmo> and on a white board id have hang man with
<timmo> _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
<timmo> and have him work it out
<timmo> "you are fired?"
<timmo> "thats correct bill. clean out your desk and be out of the building by 5, kthx"
#55550
<@dickhead> why use aim though
<@dickhead> its full of aids
<@dickhead> ads*
<@dickhead> either one
<@dickhead> it sucks
#34674
<dmose> remember, it's all fun and games until someone shrieks "WRONG HOLE!"
#17907
<George> : Walmart is selling Linux boxes now.
<George> : Onward and upward.
<George> : Once you get them in the Walmart's, Cosco's, and K-Mart's, world domination is near.
<3hreeD> : yeah george but there's only so much you can do with those linux boxes
<George> : Yeah, like run the net.
#180558
<RancorClaw> I like that hentai you recommended yesterday. I like how all the girls are sexually liberated, and can enjoy their sex lives
<RancorClaw> As opposed to the "typical" girl who's ashamed of her sexuality, and afraid to use it
<RancorClaw> And the contrast of the only boy being quite submissive towards all of the dominating women, is interesting as well
<keikii> why are you analyzing a hentai?
<RancorClaw> Because I'm stupid
#29803
<TiTaN> "If it smells like cheap cologne don't touch it.
<TiTaN> " - |darc|
<|darc|> Yup.
<TiTaN> wtf does that mean >_>
<|darc|> She might be a whore.
<|darc|> There's an ancient word passed down from generation to generation. It goes something like this: If it smells like fish, eat as you wish; if it smells like cologne, leave it alone.
<Kenichi> If someone is gay, stick your hardened penis up their asshole and make love with them.
<Kenichi> - Kenichi
Comment: #dcemu
#307358
<Roxsie> hey sebas, what do you call a man with a rabbit up his bum?
<@Sebas> A shit magician.
#25201
(+Mutsumi_Otohime): a m8 of mine had to go to the hospital, & worried the staff there by talking about how I had worms, of course, the staff didn't know he meant the game :P
#16504
<Clitlover> I am not into that.
<Clitlover> How about roleplay?
<Nikki21[woaHOTTY]> ok
<Nikki21[woaHOTTY]> i'll be the dungeon master
#38336
<elver> Interesting. There was a huge computer referred to as '786' in today's Garfield episode.
<elver> What's odd is that it took the computer several seconds to search a database of 72000 entries.
<elver> Shouldn't take that long.
<elver> Unless the operation is I/O-bound.
<elver> The search itself should be O(n) largely.
<LordBob> elver: might be a 3.5 Khz chip
<Epoch71> binary search :D
<elver> LordBob, actually, it was a cardboard box with lights on it and a guy reading a newspaper inside who turned the lights on and off.
<elver> Still, it was unrealistic.
Comment: The computer was looking for the best match, so yes, unless you do preprocessing, it ought to be O(n)...
#2461
<pSa007> what is the difference between nintendo64 and commodore64?
#37909
ben: Because she's sexy, and beautiful, and smart, and clever
ben: She was a cheerleader too, dude.
ben: Mmmm... mini skirt.
LivingTerrain: Mmmm... toms managed to build a rather nice system (Athlon Xp 2600+, Radeon 9600 XT, 512mb of DDR400, 2x80gb) for less than $1000
Comment: AOL IM session
#8637
<NiTro> i gonna go test for hiv
<NiTro> bbl
<Impolite> think positive
#28522
*** Ettin|Succubi is now known as Moses
<Moses> /part #oceans
#3880
<drano> i need to go to sleep soon, i was late for school this morning
<Wyatt> being late rules.
<furandfx> periods
<furandfx> the only place being late does not rule
#72591
<wac> In the entertainment industry's war on its customers, the CEOs of media conglomerates are represented by two separate yet equally-important groups.
<wac> The Motion Picture Association of America, who believes their shitty copy protection will suddenly become effective if they throw the DMCA in enough people's faces.
<wac> And the Recording Industry Association of America, who sues children.
<wac> These are their stories.
<wac> *law-n-order sound*