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#37847
<@Brad> haha dude, this guy thinks i'm a fucking crossdresser and wants to hook up
<lat> lol
<@Brad> he wants my pic though :/ shit
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<@Brad> lat, do you have any pics of transvestites?
<@Brad> or girls with big 12 inch floppy cocks hanging out of their dresses?
<@Brad 'cause i really need one
<dcm> what the FUCK?
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#310374
<@DigDug> whoa, adobe is dropping flash linux support
<@|silicon> I say we go to their house and wreck up the place
<@DigDug> i say we send them a cake
<@DigDug> maybe they'll drop mac and win support too
#3292
<nakke> I should edit my Notes views so I can mark emails from my colleagues as "sux"
#232561
* WolfLord np: Draft Punk - Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger [04:15m/128Kbps/44KHz]
<LLamaBoy> draft punk?
<LLamaBoy> is that the unfinished version?
#26432
<kuribo> either this CD player is possessed or it's trying to tell me to take out this Avril Lavigne CD
<kuribo> i would think it was these cheap ass CDrs i bought
<kuribo> but my christina aguilera retail CD does it too
<MikeSweetser> Ted, every insight into your CD collection reveals more of a damaged, lonely man. :)
#16363
<Paulo> What KOF babe has the sexiest navel?
<Angelblade> Is the navel where your thing-thing is supposed to go?
<K9999> YOUR THING-THING CAN'T GO INTO A NAVEL! Although it might be an intriguing experience...
<MilleniumWEAPON> Your... thing-thing??? Though it does not go into the navel too well, I could recommend some "educational" sites as to where you put your thing-thing, but I'd get banned...
#16274
<Calrathan> its amazinz;].jhv0z;].jhv0z;].jhv0z;].jhv how a little liquid in the keyboard can screw it up so much
#13200
<erisynne> he has a ctcp version fetish
<erisynne> he did it to me 7 times
<GreenMtn> did you lose your versionity?
#37257
<ProdigySim> We should have had him bring a TV back from Japan
<ProdigySim> so we could pirate Japanese TV shows!
<Juggerneko> Did you have the stupid for supper, or was it just an appetizer?
#14631
<ne|l> hmm, think i was supposed to get married today
<pilt> i know, she just told me from under the desk.
#54252
<minion> a kid tried to kill himself today at school
<legoman> tried? what went wrong?
<minion> he tried to hang himself and the rafter broke
<legoman> what sort of shoddy-ass structure was he in?
<legoman> a tent?
#121156
<max> my mom friended my sister on facebook
<max> but not me
#4455
<Nephil> I was given detention because I said "evaginate" during a debate
<Nephil> :/
#38110
02:14 MrDictionary: My new laptoppy 802.11g wireless card is ace
02:15 Tully: that came already? phew! lucky bastard
02:15 MrDictionary: 75kbs upload to my FTP! EAT THAT!
02:16 Tully: You suck.
02:16 Jamers0n: You lucky fuck.
02:17 Tully: Betya can't shake the laptop about while uploading
02:17 MrDictionary: Just freaking watch me
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02:18 Jamers0n: lol
02:19 * Tully cracks knuckles
#29037
<naga> so how long can nicknames be?
<parnbl00d> pretty long
* naga is now known as nagaiseatingpie
<nagaiseatingpie> cool
* naga is now known as nagalikeslongdicks
<nagalikeslongdicks> nicks! nicks!
<nagalikeslongdicks> shit
#55636
(mistik): Well, it being valentines day and all, i've scheduled a date with my hand tonight. :p
(TheGreatDrunkMonkey): I have a date with Myra
(TheGreatDrunkMonkey): Myra Hand
(TheGreatDrunkMonkey): And her Asian friend, Lo Shen
(Deranged): Then her friend Tish Shu will clean up the mess afterwards.
#20518
<Falkon> My dreams always involve talking on IRC.
#17047
<Amanda`> I need to find out whether my ISP supports modem bonding
<maff> that's plain desperation
#294722
<MorbidAngel> so my parents just made me watch 2 girls 1 cup.
<Valtieri> MA: I'm sorry?
<MorbidAngel> you dont wanna know -_-
<Valtieri> I know about 2g1c, but... they made you... what?
<nach> Re-enact it with his mother
<MorbidAngel> watch it
<MorbidAngel> You suck :/
<Valtieri> They *made* you watch it? Like, "Hey Matt, come sit down, see this"?
<MorbidAngel> pretty much
<MorbidAngel> they showed me some reactions first
<MorbidAngel> i was like "oh fuck, this is gunna suck"
<MorbidAngel> I just laughed the hole time, my dad was gagging XD
<Valtieri> ...what the FUCK?
<Valtieri> Why would they *want* you to watch that? And why would THEY?
<MorbidAngel> to see my reaction
<MorbidAngel> i guess
<MorbidAngel> lol
<Valtieri> MA, your parents are awesome.
<nach> MA, was it the first time you watched it?
<MorbidAngel> yeah
<MorbidAngel> for some reason i was just like "O.o..uh..you two are FUCKED"
#11708
<Nighters> I've decided that if i'm not happy when i'm 40 i'm going to kill 2-3 people who are like 18-19 with BRIGHT ASS FUTURES
#548
<freeweed> actuall i'm ambivalent :)
<DaemoN_> ???
<DaemoN_> lesbian?
#779
<zaney> whats gaotse.cs url
<zaney> correct 1
#6857
*** Sparks has quit IRC (Quit: You have never really, truly known the joys of riding on a public bus until you look around and realize that the people sitting next to you are the same ones who converse with cheese on a regular basis...)
Seraph: Nothing wrong with talking to cheese. :)
#3259
(acidic) i love it how my g/f calls me "fucker" with so much affection.
#72454
<stello> My firewall rules are tighter than an emo kid's jeans.