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#5718
[OutLore ] OMFG
[Lord-Data] OutLore: OYFG!
#302973
Suzuran: Was was the name of that one site where people copypaste bullshit and show it to other people?
nly: oh I think you mean The Internet
Comment: #ShrineMaiden@ppirc
#47140
<@Hezzy> i am going to give my girlfriend attention
<+Knifa> "attention"
<+Knifa> ...secks?
<@Hezzy> no
<@Hezzy> and she isn't very impressed by that comment Knifa, she is sitting next to me
<+Knifa> :(
<+Knifa> hi hezzy's girlfriend.
<@garry> sitting next to you stinking like a trout farm
<@Hezzy> :o
<@Hezzy> jahjahaaj
<@Hezzy> she hates you all
<@Hezzy> because of garry's comment just then
<@Hezzy> THANKS GUYS
<@Hezzy> NOW SHE'S NOT GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME TONIGHT
<@Hezzy> TALK ABOUT COCKBLOCK
#305477
<rd8t> i asked her to log in with her account...she asked if she users her own password or do i give her mine
#62175
<evilAdmin> omg... PDF rules.
<evilAdmin> since everyone figured out the whole blacked out text thing (which is perfectly recoverable)...
<evilAdmin> all of the office is busy putting in hidden quotes and messages at the end of work documents as thick black lines, including upper management and admin (even the CEO is busy quoting 'Gates).
<evilAdmin> Then, coworkers play with the new hires- claiming you can only read it once you print it off. Most of them fall for it, I even saw one guy saying it was a "Magic Eye" sort of thing where the black stripe dissapears and the letters pop out.
<evilAdmin> much to my dismay, his buddy was sitting there cross-eyed with the paper 8cm away from his face.
<evilAdmin> >:)
#35679
<AmishOne> Okay, this is just funny.
<AmishOne> So at notacon, one of the guests was attemping to win the crowd over by saying he would buy us alcohol with his platnium card.
<AmishOne> He was waving it around to make the point.
<AmishOne> I got a picture of this.
<AmishOne> I just realized now that I can read the full card information off of it in my picture.
#25628
* ashie is already starting to miss senior year of high school
<ashie> i cut school so much, i'd end up coming in on holidays, not knowing there was no school
#70403
<morphie> tovarich!
<kroesjnov> vodka!
<morphie> da!
<kroesjnov> ah, the russian three way handshake :)
#30634
* Marine|CH is god
<ih4x`variant[iHi]> you spelled gay wrong
#307990
<glxblt> i really wish life had an undo button
<GargajCNS> i'd be content with a walkthrough
<GargajCNS> or a plot synopsis on wikipedia
#6794
<shawn> refurbished is when something is defective and the manufacturer finds it to be a simple repair and then resells them to cheap bastards like myself
#28525
<`DE-Throwdown-e-> if anyone knows how to unclog a toilet when there is no plunger available pm me please...hurry their is sh*t on the floor already
* `DE-Throwdown-e- has quit IRC (Excess Flood)
#1458
<AlexChiu> I should check my hotmail account. See what happened to that psycho 13 year old bisexual girl who wanted to be my girlfriend
#18621
<Pryde> okay I gotta go rescue a cow - bbl later
* Peptis imagines pryde running along to the baywatch movie and pulling the cow out of the dam
#33653
* Yusuke akfjl;fdsjfdsjfsdjfdlsks
<Yusuke> damn my cat got on the comp keyboard
* Yusuke was kicked by Recon (stop Spamming!)
* Yusuke has joined #roleplay
<Yusuke> recon
<Yusuke> i did not spam
<Recon> tell your cat to stop spammin
<Yusuke> i know but recon does not have to kick me
<Shavnir> but Kicking a cat would be animal cruelty
#26279
<Hatter> I accidentally just IM'd a coworker "Dong lunch?" instead of "Doing lunch?" :?
#10609
(+aileur): man you guys rock
(+aileur): killed 120 people in a wedding
(@SeeDee): news here says 20
(+JoeYoung): eh?
(@headc4se): well they're canadian cd, so using the metric system
(+JoeYoung): metric people
(+JoeYoung): 1 standard person=6 metric people
#12764
<JohnnyCat> the phantasm movies are good too. along the same thread of weird electronic
horror movie shit, a movie called cube is awesome
<JohnnyCat> http://us.imdb.com/Title?0123755
<JohnnyCat> very unique
<Somni> is that the one with the new Dax from DS9, and the robot cop from that Tek show
(by William Shatner)?
<JohnnyCat> i'm not sure.. i don't think so. it's about these people that get stuck in
the middle of this maze of cubes with doors on each face of the cube. they
have to figure out whether it's safe to move from cube to cube, or they get
diced up
<Somni> yep, that's the one
<q[Simon]> That sounds like my office.
#295504
<Tommy> Colds are the devil!
<gian> Pseudoephedrine it up!
<gian> It's like not having a cold at all.
<Android> ...you should write slogans Gian
<gian> And if you're hard-up, you can refine it into meth.
<Android> ..nevermind
#547
<QuoteBawt> I know very few girls into emulation, even fewer into drinking "beer" and even fewer with an IQ above room temperature
<freeweed> <QuoteBawt> I know very few girls <--- if you wanna say something just say it
<scienide_> wimiins should go back to the kitchen
#544
*** WindDrake has quit IRC (well, LadyDrake awaits. «~{Polaris IRC}~» v2.03 Alpha)
<|Ender|> ohh look Winds gonna go masturbate
<smcn> yeh, ladydrake is a weirdass name for a penis
#2928
<Kazz> Everybody kept screeching "DON'T DO IT LOOK AT ALL YOU'VE GOT TO LIVE FOR" and he was like "no im gona do it" and I said "How?" and he said "Knife through the heart" and I was like "Wicked. Send pics."
<Sharkey> My favorite one was back in #verge years ago. Finally after I ribbed her for about an hour she said that she'd slashed her wrists because of me. I asked her if she was typing with her tongue.
<Kazz> I suggested he fall on a chainsaw. He liked the messiness.
#57882
<Lews> If my CPU has fused to the heatsink, is there a way to separate the two without damaging either?
#28484
<IONIZE> asl sta_hi
<sta_hi> no, cable modem.
#9204
<crushed-out-girl> lucky that my breasts are small and humble
<crushed-out-girl> so you dont confuse them with mountains
<sod-off> what does that have to do with fisting?