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#51438
<@bailz> Cum.In.My.Ass.Not.In.My.Mouth.3.DVDRiP.SVCD-IJS
<@bailz> hawt
<Hobbes|1Day> thats fucking disgusting
<Hobbes|1Day> who the fuck uses svcd anymore??
#1324
<[cut]> fuckin russians made my ftp server crash last night. somebody from 212.46.194.123 -> ip-583.dialup.cl.spb.ru
<hypr> hahhahwhaw
<[cut]> what the fuck
<[cut]> somebody from romainia tried to steal my leapFTP bookmark file
<[cut]> (005570) 6/3/2001 12:04:28 AM - 56k (217.13.97.62) > asked to change directory : 'C:ftpmp3 -> C:ftpmp3C:PROGRAM FILESLEAPFTP' --> Access denied (No Such Directory).
<[cut]> Resolved 217.13.97.62 to mflorin.soft.forte.ro
<hypr> hahahahahaha
<SysError> cut the foreigners want war with you
<[cut]> i added to my welcome message.. IF ALL OFF YOU EUROPEAN/ASIAN FOREIGN FUCKS KEEP TRYING TO "HACK" ME. THE SERVER WILL GO PRIVATE.
#6520
<halos> here's the thing about fucking pamela anderson:
<halos> it's been done
#5934
<FutabaAoi> attractive girls like computers, i carry my case around town because it attracts chicks
<R0SC0E> no, attractive girls think guys that think girls are attracted to guys with computers are cute in a hurt puppy kind of way
<FutabaAoi> dont most people put down hurt puppies?
<FutabaAoi> does that mean attractive girls shoot computer nerds?
<R0SC0E> god i don't mean puppies with like missing limbs or exposed viscerals
#59734
KingFelix: Oh, dear, that's funny. Glad I caught that!
KingFelix: I just created a new account for the Naval Academy on one of our services, & the randomly-generated password came out as "KILLNAVY". had to fix that right quick!
#30269
<FraGMarE> why do all these diseases have acronym names nowadays, like AIDS and SARS and shit. why can't they just make a real name for them like "Faggot Monkey Fucker Disease" or "Gooking Cough"
#8202
<baietas> hey ppl.. quick question.. just downloaded every KDE3.0.1 RPM for my distro (mandrake) but when i try to install it it asks for some other files taht i dont have.. what do i do?
<Epesh> get those files
#50443
(elus) oh one bum was taking money in exchange for verbal abuse
(elus) my friend gave him 1 dollar and bitched him out
(BlackDeth) you can bitch out bums for free
(BlackDeth) he got ripped off
#26234
(jonathans) i want a cow bell that makes a cow noise
(jonathans) when i hit it
(jonathans) it will go "COW"
(orion) cows go moo
#14843
<Azadre> Computers kick ass
<Western_Chee> my gaydar totally wasnt functioning today
<Azadre> My ass hurts
<Western_Chee> i was about to buy shit from express for men
*** Western_Chee was kicked by Puedlfor (Puedlfor)
*** Azadre was kicked by Puedlfor (Puedlfor)
<RunninRaven> Pued, you are a saint
<Puedlfor> I do what I can
#40653
<Desh> GEORGIA SUX
<doughnut> so does your mom
<doughnut> like a vacuum cleaner
<doughnut> just sucks and sucks
<Desh> my dad told me stores of when my mom gave him head
<Desh> she likes to spit it out and suck it back in >__>
<doughnut> ...................wtf
<Desh> i know things im not supposed to know :(
#311131
<Metaphysician> Argggh. What to play as in Pillars of Eternity...
<Voct> a pillar
<Drewbear> Eternity
<Freudian> of
#43555
<friendy> Verry: Google bought a satellite imagery company.
<dan--> Keyhole
<friendy> It's linked offa Maps now.
<friendy> Just click 'Satellite' instead of 'Map'.
<friendy> Check out how far out you can zoom.
<TedEBear-> hey! these sat images are wrong!
<TedEBear-> there's no "(c)2005 Google" in my pasture!
<TedEBear-> <grin>
<dan--> ted - have you looked in the last 24 hours?
Comment: Undernet #macintosh.
#39892
<@jk0> the teacher is kind of hot
<@psych0sys> i had a hot teacher once
<@psych0sys> took em 45min to put out the flames
#12433
<DarkPhan> humm... i want to find some software that will track eye movements on a webcam
<Spooky42> www.fbi.com/shareware
#69190
<@Biomech> I was at the opticians today, and the only way I could think of to describe a pair of frames to my girlfriend was "border-bottom: 0px"
#16760
<theTrick> Canada volunteered 10 Battleships, 4 Jet Fighters, and 200 Soldiers to the U.S. anti-terrorism cause, after the exchange rate, that came up to 4 canoes, 2 flying squirrels and 3 canadian mounties
#117205
<ghib[2d]> yeah, it's like when I tell my nephews and nieces what I do they all go ..coooool!!.. and I'm thinking if only you knew what that entailed you wouldn't be saying that
<ghib[2d]> masturbating pigs for a living isn't fun
<brome> What do you do ?
<brome> uh
<brome> wtf
#151082
<MotoToad> so, anyone wanna guess what a tornado sounds like?
<MotoToad> I was like 10 blocks from the one last night that hit the Georgia Dome.
<bmatt> mt, did you get to see it?
<MotoToad> no, didn't even know what it was when it was happening
<MotoToad> just sat there smoking a cigar thinking "damn, that train is hauling ass for being downtown"
<Dezmo> thats a mild storm in TX or OK
<Dezmo> but atl shits its collective pants
<MotoToad> dez, that's because there are things in Atlanta worth money :P
#283
<GreenJelly> omg this lisa chick and me are gonna get married
<GreenJelly> her turnoffs are Arrogant Guys, S&M, and Big Dicks
<GreenJelly> IM SO IN
#43302
<laid_back> maybe i'll find some bukkake to leave for my little brother to find
<SilentDragz> how old are your siblings?
<laid_back> one is 18
<laid_back> two are 16
<laid_back> and one is 11
<SilentDragz>lil bro 11?
<laid_back> i am leaving it for the 16 year old brother, haha no she is a little sister
<SilentDragz> leave it for the little sister then hide near the computer and watch the expression on her face :P
<laid_back> nah i would so get fucking permbanned from the family
Comment: #windows dalnet
#33211
<ducklord> I'm having pink "waves" flowing over my screen at all times
<ducklord> anyone knows wtf is up with that?
<kitchen> too much acid?
Comment: #GeekIssues on EFNet
#4015
<aeflux> I swear 85% of the CS community failed remedial english in 3rd grade
<Gunny> 85% of the CS community hasn't made it to the 3rd grade
#10937
*** IlhMansiz sets mode: +o goTurkey
*** goTurkey sets mode: -ooo ccg-afk da-away Drugh|
*** goTurkey sets mode: -ooo IlhMansiz RavenL0v3 v\zzz
*** goTurkey sets mode: +b *!*@undernet.org
*** goTurkey was kicked by X (### MASSDEOPPRO TRIGGERED! ###)
<v\zzz> IlhMansiz
<v\zzz> if you op anyone here again you will be on perm ban
<v\zzz> nuff said
later in a prv window :
<IlhMansiz> sorry
<IlhMansiz> who is nuff?
#24156
<fe> woo, it's 10! it's about time that all of the fat anime hos that have all of the .hack//sign music i so very much need come on kazaa
<fe> and the ones that get up early get off to play everquest
<fe> but i probably won't be able to get anything! bastards will queue up tons of crap :(
<Kefka> a random note- most of those fat anime hos are 40 year old men with mullets that live in their mom's basement
<fe> like us :(
<Kefka> :(
<fe> :(