Random | Latest | Best | Full Site
#23983
< Hippo> i'd be the worst jesus ever, i'd be constantly drunk if i could turn water into wine
#304777
<coxy> Benoit B. Mandelbrot died
<coxy> what did the B. stand for?
<coxy> Benoit B. Mandelbrot
<spartan> thank god he wasn't murdered...
<spartan> would have taken forever to draw the chalk outline
#30167
* OverlordQ changes topic to 'Forget Bayes, We need the Stalin Mail Filter (TM) -- it detects spam, hunts down the spammer, and exiles them to Siberia.'
#30457
* Joins: Raxsean_Decrane
<Raxsean_Decrane> evening all
<@Nerezza> hey rax
<Silverbolt> heya raxsean
<@Galcian> Hola rax
<@fredly> rax ;/
<Raxsean_Decrane> what's happening all
<Raxsean_Decrane> hey fredly
* Joins: Princess
<@Nerezza> hi princess!
<@fredly> princess ;/
<@Galcian> fredly seems depressed.
#59664
garysimat: so...
garysimat: all i need is 2000 now to get my rims
garysimat: 1/5 the way there
Aeternum Tacet: ...
Aeternum Tacet: aren't the stock rims nice?
garysimat: there decent
garysimat: but i want 20" chrome
Aeternum Tacet: I mean this in the nicest way possible, but I hope you get robbed
#309264
<@Xenesis> Hell of a first sentence in a news article: "The government of Honduras sacks its ambassador to Colombia after the embassy was reportedly robbed by prostitutes during a drunken Christmas party. "
#3868
<Wodan> hi wich langage do u spieak?
<moonsee> heh
<moonsee> apparently not yours
#49669
* Konrad is now known as Konbed
* goatrope is now known as goatsleep
* eskay is now known as eskay|zz
<eskay|zz> anyone who makes a threesome comment gets shot
<Konbed> this will not go well for us on the out of context theatre
#163074
<Trinexx> I broke my microphone yesterday
<Trinexx> and my first thought was "FUCK, microphowned"
<Trinexx> -_-
#300865
<MonopolyMan> man i havent even talked in here in days jeez
<Thadd> too busy fapping
<KillaB> powerfapping
<Thadd> he reminds me of a hermit crab
<Thadd> how one arm is bigger than the other
#11571
<Hell_Patrol> I wish the girl of my dreams would stop fucking haunting my dreams, I wish death upon the stupid bitch
#310545
<excron> When I mentioned IRC to my therapist he put away his notebook and got out his calendar.
#15031
<Whoever>So I'm sitting at the lunch table with mostly girls and the conversation wanders about the usual subjects.
<Whoever>Eventually someone say the word "Jizz" And that goody goody girl with the 4.0 GPA and who is very sweet and innocent says, "whats jizz?"
<Whoever>Silence and muffled laughter ensues, one of the girls says "Its something guys do."
<Whoever>So she says "...oh... okay.."
<Whoever>Next period, english class, miss clueless raises her hand.
<Whoever>"Excuse me, can I go to the Lav, I have to Jizz."
#35205
<LabRat> google is smart so I don't have to be.
#48194
<Eviscero> so i made a new girlfriend.
<+eggburt> but then she melted?
#308242
<+stereo__> if i spend like, $100-$200 on a phone case, fuck if i'm letting it get damaged. i'd put it in another case
#908
<NekkidBibleMan> Now on fox: When Naked Men Read The Bible (2)
#18162
Wangtangs2 <AUTO-REPLY> : taking a dump ;) >:o PUSH!!!
PRoGRaMMeRQ: I'm taking a screenshot of that and pasting that on my front website
#301129
<Jake> I had an awesome moment in my college
<Jake> We had a video project due, and this group of wanna-be programmers were saying how theirs was so awesome
<Jake> While they weren't looking, I yelled "WE SUCK PENIS" and added it into the slide show after one of the people said "What do we do?"
<Dan> LOL
<Jake>They must have caught me
<Jake>When the day came, while waiting for the part
<Jake>One of the guy asks "Jake, what does your family do every Wednesday night?"
<Jake>In my voice, it yelled "WE SUCK PENIS"
<Jake>I should've been mad... but I was far too astounded to be mad..
#27826
-!- Pooky [laptop@vw19667.iinet.net.au] has quit [Ping timeout for Pooky]
-!- PookyOut is now known as Pooky
< Pooky> hmn. nickop is lagging
-!- Pooky [laptop@vw16083.iinet.net.au] has quit [Killed (NickOP (Kill requested by PookyOut))]
#125426
<Oakie620> ... Do triple-sided dice even exist?
* Talon_IceHawk has also tried to figure out is a two-sided die was possible. He had his head around that one for hours before deciding it wasn't >_>
<Oakie620> Oh, those exist, Talon. They're called coins. :D
#10203
<DIguana> Canada: Home of the largest French population never to surrender to Germany.
#51643
<ryan`> god i fucking rule
<ryan`> my brother stole money from me
<ryan`> so i mixed elmers glue with a bit of water
<ryan`> then i spread some over my sisters little hand puppets
<ryan`> and threw it half way under his bed
<ryan`> now hes grounded all next week for "jacking off with her hand puppets"
#2938
<BlackDeth> man this sucks
<BlackDeth> why is it that all drugs make you lazy and useless
<BlackDeth> they should invent one that motivates you to do homework and shit
#8506
<aversion> i was takin a dump today in the stalls
<aversion> and someone stuck their dick through a hole
<aversion> i didnt even get to finish