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#155550
<TEHd> walkin home last night from the bars, reasonably wasted, stumbling everywhere, etc.
<TEHd> cop pulls up alongside me and charlie
<TEHd> says "You boys been drinking tonight?" in a pissed off, you're getting a ticket voice
<TEHd> charlie stares directly in his eyes, waves his hand in front of him and says "these are not the drunks you are looking for, move along"
<TEHd> cop laughs his ass off and drives away
#307373
< kn0where> a fox is like a cat and a dog rolled into one
< auxchar> And when you light it on fire, you get a web browser, too.
#37037
<sellfone> FUCK U TV
<sellfone> im sitting here
<sellfone> eating steak
<sellfone> with A1 all over it
<sellfone> and they fucking show a tampon commercial
#42730
<Scoth> I used a BSOD screensaver at work for awhile, but people kept rebooting my machine for me
#46201
Imperialism32: You know what I just noticed
Imperialism32: Nothing ever fucking happens in South America
Imperialism32: Seriously
Imperialism32: when was the last time you heard about ANYTHING from there?
Imperialism32: I usually forget it exists until I play Risk
#58895
<hellslave> Apparently, it's weird to dislike the dirty talk in porn.
<Neo> who pays attention to the talking, dirty or not?
<hellslave> No idea.
<hellslave> But ANY talking is annoying.
<hellslave> Just shut up and pork, already!
<Neo> lol
<hellslave> That's the genius of rape: no talking, aside from the introductory, "Scream and I'll kill you!"
Comment: #gsccc
#6062
<continuum> being disconnected from IRC is like having your head dunked in a bucket of cold water.. it's disorientating and you know things have happened but you don't know what
#23481
<Darth-Phenom> The term "African-American" is archaic and implies racial difference
<Darth-Phenom> Pigmentally challenged is the correct term
<Squinky> Actually pigmentally challenged implies a lack of pigmentation
<Darth-Phenom> Squinky, they aren't called "coloured folk" for nothing
<Darth-Phenom> Oh, fuck
<Darth-Phenom> I just out-stupided myself
#8363
<JinBOT2000> beware
<JinBOT2000> or I will reveal my BIGGEST CREATION
<JinBOT2000> <")3
<JinBOT2000> A CHICKEN
<JinBOT2000> IN ASCII
<JinBOT2000> Dare you test me, boy?
#8961
[T-Doo|art] when you think about evil, what pops up?
[Rosewood] Daikatana
#48144
<Dogan> today in school the funniest thing ever happened at an assembly
<Dogan> i was up in the stands as part of the band, watching the cheerleaders do some show
<Dogan> and one of the girls loses her balance and falls off the top of the pyramid
<Dogan> So without thinking, i stand up and do a "Wah wah wah wahhhhhhhhhhhhhh" on my trombone
<Dogan> never saw that cheerleader again
#7790
<zyrowan> when I have a fiance
<zyrowan> I'm going to get "Will you marry me?" tatooed on the back of my balls
<zyrowan> and talk her into a rim job
<zyrowan> it'll be soo romantic
#2472
<ArAgOn__> Dyckert: If your parents got divorced, would they still be cousins?
#55107
<Botje> i'm waiting for vim's omnicompletion to become intelligent
<decay> omnicompletion?
<decay> what does it do?
<decay> complete on all available sources? :)
<infi> you type in #!/usr/bin/perl -w, hit TAB, and it writes your program for you
<Botje> infi: that's for vim7.43
<infi> these newfangled neural DWIM interfaces kick ass
<decay> only question left: my editor wrote the wrong program for me, what can i do?
<integral> press tab again to begin cycling through the programs
#67650
<Justin_Meisse> I think I may have conquered my nemisis, the bane of my existance, the evil bastard that's mocked me for so many years
<NoelCower> Your penis?
#262694
<@terminal> dell guy is here replacing some hardware in a server
<@terminal> dude fucking smacks his head in to the power button of another server and takes it down
#28949
<G3-Game> wtf?
<G3-Game> sco linux license?
<G3-Game> i walk away to grill food
<G3-Game> and the world goes bonkers
#305454
<@Elleo> based on current estimates all IPv4 addresses will have been allocated by March
<@Elleo> afterwhich we'll find ourselves living in a dystopian future where motorcycle gangs roam the streets killing people for their IPs so their mobile phones can get on the internet
<@Elleo> someone should make a film out of that
<@Elleo> Mad WiMax
#34388
<Steveo> EVIL STIRS
<Yemminie> EVIL KNEADS
<Yemminie> EVIL PUTS THE BREAD IN THE OVEN
#4281
<Zybl0re> get up
<Zybl0re> get on up
<Zybl0re> get up
<Zybl0re> get on up
<phxl|paper> and DANCE
* nmp3bot dances :D\-<
* nmp3bot dances :D|-<
* nmp3bot dances :D/-<
<[SA]HatfulOfHollow> i'm going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet
#12978
<Mosh76> TO ANYONE WHO KNOWS, HOW DO YOU STOP PEOPLE FROM SENDING YOU UNWANTED CHAT MESSAGES PROMOTING THERE PORN SITES?
<Mosh76> Can someone tell me, or atleast tell me where to look?
<eller> turn off your computer.
#37584
mrsaturn42: i need to talk to you. isnt it weird how if you just switch the n and the i nicest becomes incest....
JoJo GO Ska: only you'd think of that
#298889
<fahadsadah> "Free delivery on orders over £25 when collecting in store" < asda.co.uk
#296903
<Fax_Cannith> Star, I know you have a weird fetish for dressing people up like rabbis and having them spank each other's asses with slices of ham
<Fax_Cannith> but you don't really need to share how you beat your meat with us.
<Starsinger> ...
<Starsinger> DAMNIT FAX
<Starsinger> I'm not telling you things in confidence anymore
#5775
* ab is away - gone, if anyone talks in the next 25 minutes as me it's bm being an asshole -
<ab> HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS