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#3918
<zetullus> This is just not happening. Im sure I was smarter than this when I went to bed
#303390
<+Kufat> just once I'd like to see someone turn a piece of consumer electronics into an altoids tin, instead of the other way around
Comment: #nesdev
#33367
* J4k3 rubs his superior AMD-based laptop, with 640MB ram.
* doc rubs J4k3 and doesnt bother with the details
* J4k3 puts the details in doc's eye
<doc> woot
Comment: #athlon on efnet
#659
<imminent> clean keyboard
<imminent> yesss
<edible> you desemenized it?
<edible> let some cum hungry slut lick the shit out of your keyboard?
#30403
<Cyrack> told my girlfriend that MS could get all her personal letters... now she unplugs the network before starting Office... :-(
#1951
<Kayma> Watching these DBZ episodes makes me hurt inside.
<BiGiGnome> No, that was me poking you.
<Kayma> Ohhh.
<BiGiGnome> I poke you in a special way.
#49452
<Goose> if you could only renice a person's inner crazy
<deblin> lol
<deblin> dude it's a woman, impossible =O
<Goose> lol
<Goose> single tasking system
<Yock> deblin: is there an entry in pf.conf for the cross country move? Maybe you can lower its priority too
<Yock> nice -19 `pidof wife`
<shray> bahaha
#34090
<Drathian> does anyone know how to recover a lost sex drive.........
<PsyMar> yeah,try reformatting
Comment: #zebeth dreamIRC
#33968
<Chaos`^> ANybody know how to run a cd image without burning a cd in windows?
<Brisby> Chaos`^: Alcohol 120%
<Brisby> or equivalent
<Chaos`^> How do you use it? it will run an image without burning it?
<Brisby> Chaos`^: acts like a virtual CD drive
<Chaos`^> Sweet ass thanks!
<Chaos`^> Now I can play my porn games without having physical evidence lying around
#1540
<fastahj7> what's the difference between the usa DC lightgun and the euro one
<smcn> the usa one has a "shoot up your school" button
#41494
(momossa) cubed: i want to let it go in her
(Cubed) then shes pregnant
(momossa) waht??
(eLe) Cuming in a girl -> pregnancy
(momossa) m.... let me google that
#37968
<Norgus> I bought cheapy headphones and they sound like some sailor stuck his dick in my ear.
#18144
<TK-42-1> what the hell is philatio?
#143423
*** dawg88 has joined #medical
(dawg88) hi, are all people in this channel doctors?
(+Reggae) yup.
(dawg88) i just wanna know how the possibility of a father to inherit a sickle cell anaemia gene to his son???
(+Reggae) humm, does his son has a sister?
(dawg88) yeah
(+Reggae) is she hot?!
(dawg88) fuck you
#1841
<]km[cugar> i tried to make hammer pants out of garbage bags
#29318
<Odat> I remember that time I told the hair chick to cut about an inch off the back
<Odat> but what she heard was "cut all my hair as short as you possibly can"
<Odat> bad acoustics, I guess
<NakedKitty> wow.... yeah... that seems to happen a lot
<NakedKitty> or... her inch was a lot bigger than yours
<Odat> impossible
<Odat> men have the largest notion of an inch
#10879
ZangTT> the earth IS flat. it just stuffs its bra.
#32129
<tigergirl> Why it would be too early to say good morning?
<Bringa> cause morning starts at 3pm imo :P
<Antimatter> heh. g'morning, then :)
* malady goes to bed. v_v
<tigergirl> "What do you mean? Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good on this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?"
<Helleshin> all of them at once
<Bringa> tigergirl, I postulate that for someone, somewhere, this morning is good. Also, I would like to make you see the potential for good that lies in this morning as it does in every morning. Also, I like to mock your doubtlessly depressive plight by stating how good I am doing. On this good morning.
<Kurt> but it's afternoon!
Comment: (circa 11pm EST on #angband@WorldIRC)
#20221
<RatingsQ> WHOA I JUST HAD AN IDEA FOR A MOVIE
<RatingsQ> d00d what if you had this dude, typing on IRC...
<RatingsQ> but if he falls below 55 words per minute, dalnet explodes?
#31324
<Vorbis> hentai games are sooooo boring
<Portable591> They aren't even games.
<Portable591> It's like getting yourself off with an interactive powerpoint presentation.
Comment: #raspberryheaven at mircx
#6516
<bus> what can I help you with, xorg?
<xorg> well
<xorg> when uncle daddy touches my bathing suit
<xorg> i get all tingly
<xorg> but the bible says NO
#61302
<@Delphy> heh, a man died of dehydration when he became stuck between two water tanks
#22450
<Dark`Machine> man i hate when you're drinking milk
<Dark`Machine> and then you hafta spit
<Dark`Machine> and it looks like cum
<Dark`Machine> and it';s like "ew whose dick did i suck"
<Dark`Machine> then you remember you're drinking milk... :/
<RexExitium> have you ever sucked dick?
<RexExitium> im sorry if none of us can relate.
<Glorious> dude, that's beyond fucked up
<Dark`Machine> man's gotta pay the rent Rex :P
<Nicolai> O_o
<Glorious> ew
<Jennifer> yeah i hate that too Dark`Machine!
<Jennifer> erm
<Jennifer> never mind
<Dark`Machine> <mentalnote> never make comments regarding milk ever again, ever </mentalnote>
<Dark`Machine> right then, back to lurking
<Lassie> I hate it when you're sucking cock and it's like ewww and it looks like milk :(
#4745
<timmo> wtf is sunburn
<Amanda`> Are you serious?
<timmo> yes
#41688
<rdancer> frog_: *printf means ``those many functions whose name ends with "printf"'' at least in C, there are *many*
<||cw> my favorite is pprintf, it prints the first letter of any words where the starting sounds is a hard consant sound 2 times