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#7545
< Bayls > Sheesus. Was it this dead -before- I got here? :)
< annie > yeah
< Bayls > Hmmm, musta been. Weird, I didn't see any Star Trek marathons on tonight.
#38958
<@TsN|Jake> would anyone be so kind as to call my phone and help me figure out where the hell it is?
<@Jedi|w> haha
<@TsN|Jake> I'm not kidding
#33576
< nocturnal> GAH!!!
< nocturnal> wtf
< nocturnal> if i find the fucker who put Close Other Tabs next to Close Tab i will rip his colon out and feed it to his ass
#306441
<fahadsadah> Sounds just like my chemistry gcse practical skills assessment
<fahadsadah> I caught fire and got 100%
<fahadsadah> Despite not actually having done the experiment
#309978
<haq> i had this dream last night that i was laying in bed and i could hear someone saying "hey. hey dude. hey." from under the bed
<haq> so i whipped around and looked
<haq> and it was a crocodile wearing raybans and smoking a cigarette
<haq> so i tell this crocodile "bro you need to either put that out or go outside with it, there's no cigarettes allowed in the house"
<haq> dude's response is "chill out. crocodiles can't even smoke cigarettes."
<haq> then he takes a puff, blows the smoke in my face, and says "think about it."
<haq> so i wake up, laugh about it, and go about my day
<haq> well, in traffic on the way home this morning, i finally realize
<haq> crocodiles can't smoke cigarettes. they don't have lips, so they can't get any suction
#73514
< catnip> in europe, they publicly show nudity
< catnip> at any time of day
< catnip> so its not that big of a deal for kids to see a naked woman
<@DigDug> i'm not in europe, catnip
< catnip> on tv that is
<@DigDug> i am in puritan states of america
< catnip> the Nivea ads show titties
< catnip> what do they show in the states?
<@DigDug> crosses
Comment: #geekissues
#24153
<Cael> i like how microsoft word automatically capitalizes 'microsoft'
<FDavid> oh yeah
<thestripedone> heh.
<thestripedone> see if they do it with macintosh
<Cael> haha
<Cael> macintosh isn't a word apparently
<Cael> rofl
#34820
<ushi> only on the internet is it acceptable to find out someone's basic information and status by fingering them
#37289
(Eagle): I just watched a cock fight
(Deranged): You and your boyfriend at it again?
#14711
<Snacktify> what happens if a girl who is in the olympics is going to have her period during competition?
<deltax> then they put off the 100m cunnilingus for a week
<deltax> "this event cancelled due to bad turf" etc
#2230
<DAL9000> kalms isnt here! now whose leg will i hump? ;(
<SlasherX> hump michaels
<SlasherX> never seen him around. give him a warm welcome
*** michael__ has quit IRC (bye)
#8534
<Ookey> it's the pop ups that I just want to rip out of the computer, and stomp on repeatedly
<Ookey> especially when, like the one I just had, the only way to get rid of the 10 or so that you have + ones that are opening every 2-3 secs is to close down all of ie, and loose any pages etc that you have
<JtHM> are you going to that 'YES, I AM LOOKING AT GAY PORN' page?
#56197
<Rusty> have you ever really thought about when people call themselves a bad motherfucker?
<Rusty> i mean wtf
<Rusty> "fear me! for not only do i engage in sex acts with a parent, but i suck at it!"
#7264
<Tigrrr> I cook food in my oven.
<Tigrrr> i like food.
<edoc> I gas puppies in mine
<Tigrrr> mmmmmm puppies
#52590
<mick> any idea of the performance difference between 10krpm and 15krpm?
<Plug> ~5krpm
#15361
<@dR¦> gn
<@AN¦FunG> nn
<@dR¦> nn ?
<@AN¦FunG> night night
<@dR¦> my granny used to say that
<@dR¦> are u 86 with blue hair ?
<@dR¦> :P
<@AN¦FunG> well, you are what you eat
#3975
<ScumDog> my first BBS name ever, when I was something like 11 years old, was pothead.
<ScumDog> except that I was named after a local band, and had no idea what an actual "pothead" was
<ScumDog> so people were always like "Rahhh! 420 4-ever!!!" and I had no clue what they were talking about
#19471
[ethix] the card i got my mom for christmas says
[ethix] "christmas is like constipation" you aint getting shit
#300759
tfpen: kind of ironic that a "full service ad agency" outsources their site
tfpen: unless this is your employer...
nomercy: my entire career is doing websites for people who say they do websites
#43336
<R3mix> once i asked a g33ky chick for her number
<R3mix> and she gave me an IP
<R3mix> it turned out to be the IP for the goatse server :(
#37559
<Ctfan|D2> Damn, that game is ADDICTING, its like sex but w/o the chick and the sex
#33556
Philth : theres no lag when you play with yourself..
Philth : eh, i mean single player
Magnus : lol
Philth : I keep saying shit like that, i blame bash
Comment: Oh god I'm addicted
#38280
<Mech> wow 8th grade was so long ago
<Mech> so many memories.
* Mech represses them again.
#27225
Xtcneed: hello
MissenLinxGOD: hi
MissenLinxGOD: this is
Xtcneed: thats what i would like to know
MissenLinxGOD: umm you IMed me
Xtcneed: like hell i did!
MissenLinxGOD: WHO IS THIS
#56763
<Nero> ZXLink, I learned something today
<Nero> When someone asks you "you know what's retarded?"
<Nero> The correct response is "What?"
<Nero> Not "Kids with Down syndrome"