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#7057
<Lazarus> Anyone care to guess my sign?
<DocWebstr> "Keep Off"?
<Lazarus> Wrong Way.
<Beki> this end up? :)
<K`shandra> "Thank You - Come Again." ;-)
#7515
<LadyLegs> i'm anal about what goes into my body
#11507
<Kurt> I will now make this man disappear!
***Exitium has been kicked by Kurt (Hocus Pocus)
<Kurt> Voila!
<jre> Hey, I saw you palm him and place him in your ass!
<Kurt> THIS SHOW IS OVER!
#44174
< wasdeep> and i have "help" in my hilight list, which is annoying when people say the word "help" but aren't requesting help
* yawgm8th is listening to "The Beatles - Help!"
< yawgm8th> if somene kicked me in the nards i'd let out a loud whelp
< wasdeep> hehehehe
< wasdeep> stop it, bitch
< yawgm8th> i can't help it
Comment: talking about the /hilight command in irssi
#56817
Cobra8279: 1) sleep deprivation alone can not kill you
Cobra8279: and if anything that can not kill you makes you stronger
Cobra8279: soon, i should have superpowers
#7156
<vas> my dad recons i dont look up porn
<vas> cuase i tell him it would come up on the bill if i do so
#3932
<Detrafilia> One time i was so tired, i had asked 'how are you?' in rpgamer, and then i looked in a diff query, went back to rpgamer, saw the 'how are you?' and i go 'oh fine, just a little sleepy. thanks. You?'
#2325
<Amanda`> We ran out of toilet paper so I had to use coffee filters...
#32541
*** Joins: evilmark (evilmark@monkfish.gusset.org)
*** RyanOC sets mode: +o evilmark
<evilmark> tar
<adama> zxvf
<IMF2000> ./configure
<adama> --prefix=/usr/local
<IMF2000> vi README
<adama> :q
<IMF2000> vi INSTALL
<adama> :q
<evilmark> none of you people are normal
<IMF2000> make
<adama> && make install
<IMF2000> su root
<adama> rm -rf /
<IMF2000> doh.
<IMF2000> shutdown -h now
<adama> KERNEL PANIC
<IMF2000> cd /pub | more beer
#3694
<CrackHoe> I was so drunk last night I could not even jerkoff
<CrackHoe> well I could
<CrackHoe> but I was so drunk I lost interest
#2882
<kisama> man, i am rocking to this backstreet boys shit
#56274
<guyadams[serious]> where do you live teloch
<Teloch> NC.
<guyadams[serious]> North korea?
<guyadams[serious]> or north carolina
<Teloch> Korea starts with a "K", in case you didn't see that.
#386
<_scar_> hm I've been 16 the last 3 years on irc heh
#8451
<Tippytoes> somewhere in the world, there has to be some chicks that ride motorbikes who are tomboys who also do x-stitch
<sisko> probably
<sisko> that's what women's correctional facilities are for
#9949
<paul> anyone know what a .ace file is
<moneo> all i know is it beats a .kng
#14072
<geekster> i'm thoroughly tempted to put mandrake on this lappy
<geekster> think dad migh go ape when he boots it up at work next
<drochaid> LOL
<durnik> geekster - LOL
<geekster> it'll interface with the netware servers no problem
<geekster> but won't interface with my dad atall
#39890
< drinker> CFC you're not a real criminal, are you?
< CFC> no... im a counterfeit one :\
< CFC> blame gamespy and its wierd as hell random nick generator
< CFC> i got Counterfeitcriminal and ArmouredCrack :|
< drinker> :-)
< drinker> you chose well between them. The latter sounds like a chastity
belt
#18735
NickGXZ: I got waken up
NickGXZ: my sister said to me:
NickGXZ: "Haha...you had your hand up your ass"
NickGXZ: *sniffs hand*
NickGXZ: sure enough it smelled like ass.
#203271
<Croc> Okay well I got this new girl home
<Croc> One thing led to another and you know
<Croc> well in the awkward moment after sex
<Croc> but before anything else happened yet
<Croc> I had the strangest impulse
<Croc> I took some left over cum and smothered it on her forehead and said "Simba..."
#13331
<BlazinIndo> you can call me mentally retarded, but i feel good right about now
<Ludwig> thats cus you're too stupid to know you're mentally retarded
<Ludwig> its a catch 22
<BlazinIndo> i dont see what your getting at....
#309833
<heddwch> brb, taking out the trash as my moment of productivity for the day
#3620
<meohmy> at the end of the day its smokers that keep the hospitals running
#39110
<duckman> yo fubar
<Fubar> ya?
<duckman> wat u doin
<Fubar> guess...
<Fubar> it's something you have to do around 3 times a day or you can die very soon...
<duckman> masturbating?
<technic> mastubate?
<avin> masturbate?
<biggie> jerkin off?
<Fubar> ...
<Fubar> EATING! IM EATING
#4367
<Lincoln`s_Wax> "The vacuum of space can suck like a mofo!" "Captain, get your penis out of the window!
#50245
<JakQ> you know what's ironic?
<JakQ> breaking a pair of safety glasses and having the shards fly up and hit you in the face