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#18419
<KuIpo> does anyone know how to burn a dreamcast game?
* [TX]-KnacK hands KuIpo a can of #2 diesel and a lighter - THere ya go!
#7902
<Affe> dude why isa alcohol legal and weed not?
<Ouro[420]> I know
<Affe> i can type and drive stoned off my ass no proeblem
<Ouro[420]> Yeah
<Affe> but drunk i can't'ed do to jack shit
<Ouro[420]> Like type
<Ouro[420]> And think
<Affe> exvatcyL!
#60255
< larsivi> heh, I talked to this sysadmin once who wondered where all the printers in his network came from ... it turned out his search script started at 10.226.0.69, and ended at .68, making him search the whole internet for unsecured printers ...
< larsivi> the search had taken 21 days ...
Comment: #d @ freenode
#13935
<total> fucking fantastic phone
<total> phone = movie
#49768
<|404notfound> I think there's something wrong with me
<|404notfound> when I'm downloading at like 5 kB/s, I don't get angry or annoyed
<|404notfound> I get nostalgic
Comment: Aniverse: #megatokyo
#18223
<PowrSlave> Ah yes, everything I know I learned from Grand Theft Auto 3. For example, if I need a ride across town and there's a squad car nearby, I just punch the nearest old lady. When the cops get out of their vehicle to fight me, I steal the car. That gets me Warning Level 1, but all I have to do is hide in an alleyway for 30 seconds and the cops will forget all about me. Great learning tool.
#10916
<Random> Lesbionic? What's that? The six-million-dollar gay woman?
#15056
* Joins: dad (dad@h00a0ccd3e0a3.ne.client2.attbi.com)
<@tatpoop> Hi dad.
<@tatpoop> Quit hitting mommy. ;_;
<@tatpoop> OH GOD MEMORIES
#311440
< hydrocat> Hello, I need some insight on asyncio's run_forever()
< o11c> hydrocat: if it is correctly named, it is a limited solution for the halting problem
#2461
<pSa007> what is the difference between nintendo64 and commodore64?
#33875
<RageFury> Ah, nothing releases stress like pr0n and Pink Floyd.
#27212
<TripleRach> What, why do I have corn flakes on my lap
<Metro> Maybe your pants were hungry
#87102
<pallet> oh my god
<pallet> my daughter has been missing for a whole week now
<pallet> i'm so scared, i don't know what to do
<zene> my daughter isn't missing
<zene> that makes me a better parent right?
<zealo> i'm pretty sure it does
#9190
<heyyohey> Im having a lot of lag here. i cant answer the questions in time
<Damarr> Pressing Alt+F4 should help. It stops the client sending useless information to the server
*** heyyohey has quit IRC (Quit: Client exited.)
#32934
<splice> i'll be taking out my agression on you poor souls for the rest of the day
<Hatter> aggression
<wild`> owned
<splice> if wild is allowed to fuck a camel i am allowed one typo a year
#35718
< Hossmann> school now
< Hossmann> later
-!- Hossmann is now known as Hossmann[zZzZ]
#14232
<sWampy> he should have had anikin walk in on jarjar doing portman, and that be the reason that anikin turned so dark, and jarjar being luke and leia's father would explain a lot about why they were so dippy to have such a strong father.
<clemmy> but why would darthvader tell luke he's his father then?
<sWampy> just to confuse him so he could cut off his hand, plus he's in denial that his wife would cheat on him with jarjar.
<clemmy> I guess luke would be more shocked to find out jarjar is his father
<Harekiet> darth vader still had some good in him so he didn't want luke to know
#29560
* @o_0 does some cool skateboard tricks
* +LobsterOctopus skates with jb
<+LobsterOctopus> im pooped, lets go get some fruity trix!
<@o_0> ok, theyre so delicious and theyre shaped like fruits, i cant resist.
<Trix Rabbit> bwahaha with this clever disguise, trix will be my prize!
*** Trix_Rabbit is now known as `Percyval
* `Percyval does some crazyyy zoom zoom skateboard stunts
<@o_0> damn percys tearing it up
* +LobsterOctopus calls percy out "yo, you got some hot moves brutha, want some trix?"
* `Percyval screams out "AT LAST THE COLOR FRUITY BREAKFAST OF TRIX IS MINE!!!"
* `Percyval crashes on skateboard
<@o_0> look!!! hes not teh percy!! hes teh silly rabbit!!!
<`Percyval> WGF!!!!! NO!!!!
*** `Percyval is now known as Trix_Rabbit
*** o_0 sets mode: +b *!*@social.rr.com
*** Trix_Rabbit was kicked by o_0 (silly rabbit, trix are for kids!)
#8766
<Ryk> one of my favourite passtimes spotting boobjob scars.
<Ryk> nothing sexual about it. just like to beat the airbrush.
#2579
<peng> NOT JUST A PEN
<peng> A LIGHT UP PEN
<peng> IT GLOWED
<peng> IT WAS AWESOME
<peng> IT GAVE ME JOY
<Amanda> SHE WANTED IT AS A TOKEN BY WHICH TO REMEMBER YOU
<peng> I think she used it as a dildo.
#39481
<fino> uh.. my mom bought me a vacuum cleaner today
<fino> i think that means "clean your flat, there are god damn dust bunnies everywhere"
<oLol> nah she prolly wants you to use it for masturbation purposes
#29236
(@Nichole): ascian gets sassy when she drinks
(@ascian): haha i read 'gets easy'
(@ascian): unfortunately both are true :(
#12193
<missing> a chick walks by, u wish u could sex her
<missing> but ya standin on the wall like u was poindexter!
<akaIDIOT> since when is sex a verb?
<corngrits> i had sex
<corngrits> isnt that a verb ?
<ceraph> no, thats a miracle
#60287
<Elly> hmm
<Elly> how expensive are 3ds max and photoshop?
<Eldritch> free :P
<Elly> no seriously
<Eldritch> I am serious
<Elly> why would photoshop be free?
<Elly> 3ds max definitely isn't free
<[Bond]> free.
<Eldritch> Elly bitrorrent
<[Bond]> heh
<Elly> I want a legit copy
<Eldritch> oh lol what for?
<Elly> Photoshop CS2 is $650
<Elly> who are they kidding
<Elly> I'm not buying that
* Elly fires up BitTorrent
#31528
<Cazor> i know a girl who thinks a guy doing his own laundry is a turn on. thats... hrmm...
<Cazor> and she freaks out when i go to my laundry
<GreenJeanz> wtf haha
<Cazor> like, an orgasmic freak out
<Ruthven> sounds good
<Jovan> Cazor: Sounds like an opportunity... :D
<Jovan> Just kidding.
<Cazor> ehhh... nope.
<Ruthven> ¬_¬
<Jovan> That's kinda funny though.
<Cazor> you'd laugh if i told you who it was, though.
<kak> Its ok Cazor, we know its your mom.