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#309217
<Ender> Every day when I get up I intend to get all kinds of work done.
<Ender> Then everything goes horribly wrong. :)
<devnull> every day when i get up i intend to get as little work done as possible.
<devnull> Then everything goes horribly wrong.
#97738
*** qf2mquo has joined channel #uw
<chronomex> hi qf2mquo
<chronomex> why the unusual nick?
<qf2mquo> o
<qf2mquo> shit
<qf2mquo> that's my password
#56811
<forkup> yo
<forkup> i'm off to jail for a day or so, bbl
#50674
<psych> Huh. Fancy that.
<psych> Scientific discovery: ducks will eat McDonald's chicken nuggets.
<psych> This is either avian cannibalism or a damning critique of McD's...
#301998
<Sohcahtoa> Why are you so obsessed with the size of my penis?
<Sohcahtoa> Do you really want to know how big it is? Fine I'll tell you.
* Quits: Sohcahtoa (Excess Flood)
#5420
<Psifire> I got out of the shower and put my universal studios shirt on.
<Psifire> And something occured to me.
<Vykuzich> pants?
#8689
<MMouse> the dates I started and left positions "dont give an accurate impression of how long you worked at that position"
<drewb> god, it almost sounds like you were deliberately vague about dates to hide the fact you didnt last long in a job..
<Tippytoes> what format did you put the dates in, max?
<SataniKKa> roman numerals
<Sep> binary
<SataniKKa> Monday is not a date.
#10862
<Danelope> This contract doesn't involve sodomy, does it?
<harb> actually
<harb> damnit
#24170
[17:12] <SA-PYRoMaNiaC> Lesbians shouldn't be allowed to use dildos. They've made their choice.
#16727
wil1184: <azmaveth> man u know that is funny as shit 127.0.0.1 is my school ip
wil1184: explain that to me
Eyes of Prisms: no clue
wil1184: fucking geeks
#7221
*** mrBlond changes topic to "The QuakeFEST is....."
*** fern changes topic to "The QuakeFEST was yesterday !!"
<mrBlond> wow I must be REALLY lagged then
#28684
<Lilmissdjgrl> Do you want a cookie?
<EvilCouch> no thanks, I've got directories full of them
#28441
<Skeith> It may be a sin to kill a mockingbird, but it's just stupid to mock a killingbird.
#183939
<&ScaryLptp> on my blackberry I have a turret voice from Portal that says "preparing to dispense product" when I get email for one account. I just stepped up to a urinal beside 2 people and had it go off and I couldn't stop laughing. surprised I didn't piss all over myself.
<&ScaryLptp> unzip, "preparing to dispense product"
Comment: #shsc
#306094
yaoi_prophet: i see a red node and i want it painted black
yaoi_prophet: no children any more, i want it to turn black
yaoi_prophet: i see inserts go by, no matter how many nodes within
yaoi_prophet: i know that my tree's max height is bounded O(log n)
Comment: #cobol
#30379
<|Wolf|> I can cook
<|Wolf|> as long as theres instructions on the box
<Xaignar> 1) Remove wrapping 2) Microwave until edible, which is never
Comment: #jack
#14312
[Red-Fraggle] I just noticed sumthin'... Those Star Trek uniforms can't hide a stiffy.
#19586
[12|23:38:28] <trunkz> LetHaL is gat
<trunkz> gay even
<LetHaL> trunkz is gayer
<trunkz> yes he is
<trunkz> what!
#309295
<jlamothe> It's super useful when you're chatting in one window, but want to keep an eye on another.
<jlamothe> ...sorry wrong channel... and an excellent way of not illustrating my point.
#19560
<Keltus> 1 year ago, I was sitting here programming my web browser using the WebBrowser control in Visual Basic.... thought C++ was too l33t for me :p
<Keltus> I wish I could go back in time and impress the hell out of myself
#41030
(@RIds) haha fourex i just thought of somethin youd find funny
(@RIds) when a stack of us went to byron on mid sem holidays
(@RIds) we had weed left over on the last day
(@RIds) and robbo mixed about 20bucks worth into a 2min noodles pack and made 'ganja noodles'
(@fourex) hahahahahaha
(@Rids) i passed out on a lounge and he apparently spent an hour 'trying to get all the gravity off me'
Comment: #bc on irc.uq.edu.au
#307000
< Cyber> When I'm on call I always feel the need to drink
< Cyber> A LOT
#304893
<Grif> guys since when did Hello Kitty have a boyfriend
<Unknonymous> Grif, since when do straight men pay attention to Hello Kitty.
<Dritz> Unknonymous: since it's on a cute girl's underwear, is when
#164029
<Stueh> Hehe we were joking around at work (she's a student there)
<Stueh> Her: Your hand is on my hip
<Stueh> Me: INCIDENTAL CONTACT
<Stueh> Her: You're standing awfully close
<Stueh> Me: It's a cramped working environment!
<Stueh> Her: You're staff, I'm a student
<Stueh> Me: ... I think you're hot.
<Stueh> Her: Me too.
<Stueh> *we both walk off in opposite directions*
<Stueh> So now, although we're cousins (but no one knows it) all her friends think we're dating =)
#31010
<chaz> When I was 4 or 5.
<chaz> My parents had a computer (Btw my dad built his 1st one before I was even born) and it had a dos shell program that booted and was called menu
<chaz> menu listed all your programs
<chaz> and games and stuff
<chaz> well, This program has parental controls, etc, so the setup program was password proteected
<chaz> I hacked to the dos shell, and figured out the admin executable and changed the settings (hey I was 4.. that was hacking back then)
<chaz> all for the purpose of naming my sisters games.. 'Michelles games suck' and my games 'Charles games Rule'
<chaz> and take away her favorite game
<chaz> out of her list.
<evee> hahha, you're mean!!!
<chaz> shebeat me up a lot.