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#43499
< ix> ive never seen a girl who was good at a first person shooter.
< ix> other games ive seen girls be good at, though.
< ix> like friggin sims 2.. my sister manages like 18 sims at once. :O
<@Volsus> like the Sims?
<@Volsus> haha
< ix> shes so good at it.
<@Volsus> how did I know
< ix> cause that's like the only game girls are good at
<@Volsus> My mom got a papercut while playing solitaire on the computer
<@Volsus> I was like wtf
Comment: #maddox
#5596
<Fugazi> Like I said before, I never repeat myself!
#43574
MySeLf169: today we had softball practice
MySeLf169: and while we were playing, a group of guys from a nearby high school drove by
MySeLf169: and yelled "softball's for pussies!"
MySeLf169: so I replied "fuck you, you bastards!" and flipped them off
MySeLf169: then it hit me
MySeLf169: the softball team I was on was for my church
MySeLf169: and the senior minister was on our team
MySeLf169: I think I'll sit in the back this sunday....
#36983
<spook> i failed at sleeping yesterday :(
<Madman> heh
<spook> stupid bastards with hammers right below me... they will PAY for their insolence
<Madman> I'm sure you can think up a suitable punishment
<arch> i am guessing he will punish them by cowering in front of his computer on irc
<spook> damn. he figured me out
#44056
(idler) bear with me
(QFoundation) want me to call animal control?
#8965
*** gamingsloop0r is now known as sloop
<@sloop> parents
<@sloop> fs
<@sloop> when u leave home remember this important lesson
<@sloop> on a sunday
<@sloop> when ur not doing anything
<@sloop> phone them
<@sloop> or
<@sloop> they will phone u when ur busy
<@sloop> and expect a 1 hr conversation
<@ronin\dm> well it is fathers' day
<@sloop> oh shit
<@sloop> brb making a call
#122527
Mistah_Kurtz: you think lawyers have like a numerical batting average
Mistah_Kurtz: for cases won vs lost
Mistah_Kurtz: so that other lawyers know about them
Mistah_Kurtz: they could make lawyer trading cards
Mistah_Kurtz: and it'd be worth a shitload of money if you got like a johnnie cochran law school card
#297266
<Warchamp7> The other day at work, two of my bosses were trying to find each other in the office
<Warchamp7> And they were yelling "Ping!" back and forth
<Warchamp7> It was one of the greatest moments of my life
Comment: #MAGFest on irc.vgmusic.net
#302203
<Mio> shinji I AM YOUR FATHER
<Mio> AND MOTHER
<shinji> Go fuck yourself
<shinji> Oh wait
#40926
<Jism> Ark, remember that quote you submitted about me falling through the window naked?
<Jism> you fucker it got approved
<Ark> lol
<Ark> could of been worse, like the one where your girlfriend was going down on you as you release this dirty, smelly wet fart and she threw up all over your genitals then you kneed her in the face accidentally giving her a blood nose
<Jism> you're just lucky we're good friends and no bastard saw that
*** stealth7 (stealth@opers.sadhat.org) has joined #linux
<stealth7> lol qdb.us
*** stealth7 (stealth@opers.sadhat.org) has left #linux
Comment: I take it Jism and Ark forgot about the new Log module our channel service has
#295290
* Ahruman goes back to musing on the days when MSIE was the best Mac browser. Mozilla appeared to be dead. OmniWeb was falling behind. I can't remember what Opera was doing. And worst of all, we still thought the Internet was like a big truck back then.
#9220
<jre> A WHORE WAS HAVING A LIQUIDATION SALE
#43510
<@Syntacs> I don't know how the Allies managed to win WW2 without quicksave.
<@mittens> meh.
< Akamu> Syntacs: They used wall hacks!
< Akamu> Which resulted in the Axis calling the Allies 'gay' alot.
< Akamu> Don't you know your history?
<@Syntacs> Yeah, I remember. "OMFG quit camping England!" -Hitler
#17960
<Kirke> I had interests too
<Kirke> But they all ended in court
#39512
<Ariyn> though the last few days i've either dreamt of killing a number of people with a pitchfork, nearly losing my virginity (i always wake up just before it happens), or some other odd thing
<Dan|Else> I'd like to kill people with a pitchfork.
<Dan|Else> And I also find it very scary that I said that before saying that I'd like to lose my virginity.
#17403
<hepkitten> also i appear to have lost my bf
<hepkitten> :<
<kinzillah> "lost"? does he respond to ping?
#46267
<rjamorim> I don't think he was trying to troll.
<rjamorim> He was being genuinely ignorant and clueless.
#33221
<dekkon> when im in the military, i wanna be the guy who blacks out all the topsecret info
#57882
<Lews> If my CPU has fused to the heatsink, is there a way to separate the two without damaging either?
#311658
<wayfinder> the original aladdin being a fairy tale about a chinese kid btw
<wayfinder> and the lion king is shakespeare rehashed
<wayfinder> so uh,
<T-101> whereas avatar was pocahontas rehashed
<wayfinder> yeah hahah
<wayfinder> and a bug's life was the seven samurai
<GargajCNS> i dont really mind rehashes as long as they were in an interesting new skin
<GargajCNS> also known as the Ed Gein approach
#27975
<pLADASK> damit i cant spell. need to update my keyboard drivers or summin
#64104
<pipo> ...um.
<pipo> ... kids these days ...
<pipo> just came from the strangest conversation with my little sister
<niccolo> ?
<pipo> she's reading the comics
<pipo> and she asks me
<pipo> "hey what's 'friendship-with-benefits?'"
<pipo> so I give the big brother response
<pipo> "it's a physical relationship, without any commitment"
<pipo> mind you, she's 11 and I don't want to get into much detail with my sis
<pipo> anyway she was quiet for a moment
<pipo> and then she goes
<pipo> "ok so like f***buddies then?"
<michelle_113> ...
<niccolo> dude wtf
#3650
(@watchy): hey io
(@watchy): i am gonna put up a ebay auction
(@watchy): i'm gonna auction my sperm
(@watchy): haha
*** Quits: watchy (Excess Flood)
(@[IO]): or not
#7463
<tris> why did someone stick an altoid in your cd player?
<furyoujin> tris, we were having phun and he got a lil overexcited
#66705
<Sean`Macmillan> In a consulting firm I worked for, they abbreviated "analysis" as "anal."
<Sean`Macmillan> So after a school survey was done, one of the items on the agenda was "School visits and follow-up anal."