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#311325
<gambl0re> imagine riding a uber in detroit...probably get shot
<jaawerth> meh, places are never as dangerous as people say they are
<jaawerth> also if an uber driver shot me I'd leave them a terrible review
#45450
<Ahanix> You know what girls love?
<Ahanix> (your cock is not an answer)
<EmoAddict15> small penis?
<EmoAddict15> lol
<Ahanix> i said your cock is not an answer!
Comment: iexbeta
#8016
<Pi> GMT is the best
<Pi> coslike
<Pi> everyone else is wrong
#44951
evilicey: This is going to fucking rock
evilicey: 2 (possably 3) gige's for incoming
evilicey: 4 for outgoing
evilicey: thats 7TB/sec! buwahaha
linky: holly shit you'll get laid for sure now!
#301702
pookyrocks: but maybe some places people just don't care about the super bowl?
pookyrocks: and ignore the fact that exists?
Shivers: yeah
Shivers: those places are called "the rest of the world" :P
#6483
<dj_ak> i just popped a zit on my shoulder
<dj_ak> and it hit me in the eye
<dj_ak> then i licked my eye
<splifs> women must love you
#14334
[Dainichi] I want a penis! Hell, you have a penis, you can masturbate anywhere!
[Dainichi] For a woman to do it RIGHT, she has to lay down. Man gets a boner in the kitchen, he can wack off in the kitchen.
[Dainichi] If I had a penis...I'd lock myself in my room for so long that my friends and family would probably end up calling missing persons on me.
#55926
<eTombotron> i mean, i hope you realize what's going on here.
<SquidDNA> what's going on here, eTom?
<eTombotron> i'm not sure.
#33984
<Wooben> Girls are all afraid of me too :(
<Wooben> I did go out with this one girl
<Wooben> but she was really scary
<Wooben> I decided i was scared
<Wooben> So she called me and i told her she was really ugly
<Wooben> so that was the end of that
#304152
<konaya> Right, I'm having a slight dilemma here.
<nickp666> konaya: sup?
<konaya> If I take the lift, I'll probably timeout on IRC.
<konaya> But I'm too lazy to take the stairs.
<rekoil> is the lift faster than freefall konaya?
<konaya> rekoil, that would be funny but no
<rekoil> you could throw the laptop, take the lift and catch it
<rekoil> thus remaining connected!
[...]
<konaya> Hm. They've fixed the wlan coverage in the elevators.
<konaya> I see my letters of complaint finally paid off then.
Comment: #idroid-dev@irc.macos86.hu
#105650
<Hooden-Hen> i wanna see muse again
<Hooden-Hen> the fuck is she
<rmuser> college
<Hooden-Hen> she should really come online
<Hooden-Hen> to talk to me
<rmuser> she's a FAT WHORE with DOZENS OF PIERCINGS
<rmuser> not that there's anything wrong with that
<Hooden-Hen> looks are unimportant to me
<Hooden-Hen> we connect on a spiritual level
<rmuser> we discuss ass lube
#7223
<wabbit> ok ... we dont choose what cum tastes like ... otherwise it would taste a WHOLE LOT DIFFERENT!!!
#33580
<PittGirlie> yanno almost all the guys in irc are pretty damn cute ... whats up with that?
<+fleet> Becasue we're also sociopaths
<+fleet> And we all have wierd mental problems
<+fleet> And we all smell
<+fleet> and this is the only way living girls talk to us
#139
<SWM> in my day the size of the average male penis was 4"
#254207
<+GaidinBDJ> What format should a resignation letter be if the letter is neither required nor expected?
<smadge1> SMS
Comment: #fark
#10401
<DaveCBio> Man, if drama could be harnassed as a power source the world
would be lit up forever
#13097
<Beedub> How the fuck do I get into IRC?
<Swigh> You dumb fuck
#4021
<Dark_un> man this shit is fucked
<Synoptica> whats that?
* Dark_un produces a piece of shit with a particularly suspicious looking hole
#56367
<FrozenTrout> I stubbed my toe
<Thorog> (This toe is a stub. You can help #sluggysquad by expanding it!)
#52
<Tsk> oiuyniyu98h987h89yh87y98yjn987j987y897yhkiuk;''''
<Tsk> sorry.. there was a spider on my keyboard.
#1637
<_Delirium> "Perl is awk with skin cancer. And it's ugly too." -my cs professor
#307674
Please upvote if you think QDB should fix the mangling of Unicode characters in submitted quotes.
#54639
<Yaksha> I asked my brother what he wanted for Christmas.
<Yaksha> He said he wanted cold hard cash.
<Yaksha> So that's exactly what I gave him.
<Yaksha> I got 20 $1 bills, soaked them in water and put them in the freezer.
<Yaksha> When he got it, it was just a block of green ice that took a day to thaw.
#150103
< avar> hrm, arthur c clarke really did die
< infi> avar: er, yes. did you think it was a hoax?
< avar> infi: it usually is
< infi> GumbyBRAIN: Any sufficiently advanced hoax is indistinguishable from the truth.
#2550
<limited7> i have for(n = 1; n < 99; n = n /2) why is it loopin forever?