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#328
<Helpful-> [Akashra] I have a dream: 2199023255552 bytes free.
#182936
<Grath> Hey, everyone
<Grath> You just lose the gmae
<Grath> *lost
<Grath> *game
<Retro> you just failed the internet, though
#305241
<@Zardoz> so I left my blackberry in mun's car on wednesday only retrieved it now.
<@Zardoz> 16 missed calls! wow! I'm popular!
<@Zardoz> turns out they were all me trying to find my phone.
<@Zardoz> sigh.
#30507
<qbix003> I wanna buy one of those $100 pads
<qbix003> so they don't slide around
<Xylene> qbix003
<Xylene> you can get some $5 pads here
<Xylene> http://www.stayfree.com/
Comment: irc.cheatlist.com #dcemu
#51058
* Zero7 has joined #Samus.co.uk
<PizzaBoy> Oh god, I just jacked off my cat.
<Dazzy[Comicing]> A tektite was humping my horse...
<Cinsu> ...
<Cinsu> Zero7
<Cinsu> Welcome to samus.co.uk
#2150
* Derek_ thinks costa ricans are wierd
<matts> I think people who spell weird "wierd" are weird
#152644
<Crucial> whats a quick way to push ipconfig /release, ipconfig /renew to 50 or
so workstations
<Mo> cycle power to the building
#13065
<Rice_Boy> look at the sys requirements for interdev: www.free-trial-sex.com
<Rice_Boy> er... http://msdn.microsoft.com/vinterdev/prodinfo/sysreq.asp
<iheartsql> HAHAHAHAHA
<iheartsql> HAHAHAHAHA
<iheartsql> PRON HEAD
<Rice_Boy> my bad
<Rice_Boy> damn
#2366
<asmcoded> anal sex is like hacking
<asmcoded> you go in through the backdoor and hope you dont meet a log
#60934
<mikedep333> while I appreciate the attempt of ubuntu to be user friendly, automatically connecting to my neighbor's unencrypted wireless network is technically illegal for me
Comment: #ubuntu on freenode
#41289
<Nark> someone mentions nachos and the whole channel jumps from idling bastards to fools talking about nachos
#38636
<MAD> "Linux turns 13 today"
<bassgoon> dude, lets try to coerce it in to meeting us so we can have sex with it
<MAD> agreed
<MAD> you get sloppy seconds though
#49997
<B> what westlife songs have I sent
<Pokeytax> what possible gain can I derive from telling you
<Mullenkamp> what is a question mart
<Mullenkamp> k.
<Mullenkamp> question mark.
<B> we are too poor to go to the question mart
<B> that is why we have no question marks
<Mullenkamp> yeah, that would explain it
#1152
<th0m> i hate clicking on ad banners
<th0m> because i hear a little like clink of a coin going into an
asshole's bank account
#42134
<Ebola> spankmeistress: My tongue hurts, I bit it today :(
<spankmeistress> *sigh*
* spankmeistress licks it better
<Ebola> :)
<Darksun> Hmm
<Darksun> My penis hurts...
<TimTim> ...
<Darksun> What, it's worth a try
Comment: #uplink on irc.uplinkcorp.net
#31946
<Melissa> What in the world was I thinking when I became a mother?
<JohnFlux> Melissa: "oh god, yes yes yes" ?
#302982
-!- dastoob [~dastoob@...] has quit [Remote host closed the connection]
< shortcircuit> dastoob is about to get a lot smarter; I just retrieved the missing parts of his memory a few minutes ago. He's coming back up.
< shortcircuit> Oh, wow. His resident memory is up to 943M and still climbing.
-!- dastoob [~dastoob@...] has joined #grlug
< brousch> dastoob die
< shortcircuit> Stabilized at 1000M virt, 972M resident.
< dastoob> haz like.. 13 f utah..
< shortcircuit> I'm sorry, did I say 'smarter'? O.o
< brousch> he is smarter! now he uses leetspeak!
* shortcircuit wonders if he can purge parts of the data set.
< shortcircuit> Yeah, looks like I can.
-!- dastoob [~dastoob@...] has quit [Remote host closed the connection]
-!- dastoob [~dastoob@...] has joined #grlug
< shortcircuit> dastoob: Feeling smarter?
< dastoob> am reading the Wealth of Nations.. It's quiet?..
< shortcircuit> I think that's a Yes.
#36307
<Popeye> my brother was talking to one of his friends
<Popeye> and he told them I used linux
<Popeye> and the guy asked if linux was a club drug
#22076
<@Xin> stfu loxley. go back to denmark!
<@Xin> fake swede cunt!
<@loxley> Xin: okay .fi wannabe
<@Xin> OMFG
<@Xin> THAT WAS LOW
#9478
<Gothmog> bastard, foiled by my own stupidity
<Gothmog> again
#44921
<tinou> i need find a root pass over ssh protocol
<tinou> to get access on my school network
<@Phlip> There's a couple of ways to get the root pass
<@Phlip> (1) Have someone who knows it tell it to you
<@Phlip> Ok, I lied, there's only one way
Comment: # on FreeNode
#19082
<3vildr3@d> I hate gays
<3vildr3@d> Once I passed out at a party
<3vildr3@d> when I came to some guy was giving me a blowjob
<3vildr3@d> so I waited for him to finish, then kicked the shit out of him
#484
"A lot of people wonder how you know you're in love. Just ask yourself this
one question: "Would I mind being financially destroyed by this person?"
- Ronnie Shakes
#9008
<mrfy> hmm. my title choice was questioned
<pembroke> what title did you ask for?
<mrfy> software zymurgist
<mrfy> "I was curious, since 'zymurgist' usually has to do with the chemical fermentation process in the production of wine. Perhaps that's a term also used in software, and I apologize for having second guessed this if that is the case."
#306403
<+CoJaBo> me is bored
<+CoJaBo> Slash key: Miss it, and sound like caveman.