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#32385
<XanK> i dont see how WATCHING gay p0rn AUTOMATICALLY makes me gay
#265
<hypr> i rember in kindergarden the teach took me upsidedown by my ankles and swung me around cause i wasent eating my pees..
<hypr> fucking bitch
#2021
<darkaeon> now how much money do you make now?
<darkaeon> I know it can't be much since you're on irc
<darkaeon> eheh
<MadHatter> you fear my fucking lego skills right
<MadHatter> dude dark
<MadHatter> I'm not even on irc
<MadHatter> I programmed some legos to get on irc for me
#2515
<ckx> hrm does anybody else ever think "yep... the internet... vast information and opportunities at my disposal..."
<ckx> and then just sit at the search engine
<ckx> :/
#18465
<jitspoe> friends, heh! Social interaction! Heh, a game programmer craves not these things!
#8300
<kat-moffobsessing> why do dongs always gain length when played live?
<kat-moffobsessing> SONGS!
#49684
(Shinobu) pants
• Amber looks down
(Amber) yesh, i remembered 'em
#5074
<`rip> ryano is a dick sucker
<clay> yes
<clay> a social dicksucker
<clay> much like the social smoker
<clay> he puffs for his homies
<`rip> puffs on his homies
#33235
<ogw-iii> where did I see this quote: "When all you have is a nail gun, every problem looks like a messiah."
<triple6> homedepot.com
#9613
<issuez> im skinny for an irc girl
#13942
<Agent_grey> kei: welcome to the internet, for the unintiated, it is a place of high exageration and fairly little reality, the rest of the net is filled with spam and porn
#2860
<semi> +
<semi> oops
<semi> keyboard almost fell, caught it by the numpad end
<MrP-> +
<MrP-> oops
<MrP-> same here
#302203
<Mio> shinji I AM YOUR FATHER
<Mio> AND MOTHER
<shinji> Go fuck yourself
<shinji> Oh wait
#2068
* Ashboy notices that solidair has changed his alias
<SolidLand> yes.
<Ashboy> wh00p! l8r.
*** Ashboy has quit IRC (yes)
<SolidLand> never seen a guy so excited about my nick change
#303990
<TheTJ> Have you ever been in a creepy place, like a school at night or an abondoned house, when the lights go out?
<TheTJ> Sometimes you might think you're in a horror movie and about to die/be killed.
<TheTJ> That occasionally happens to me
<TheTJ> My response?
<TheTJ> I sing heavily copyrighted songs so that whatever movie I may or may not be in couldn't afford my death scene
#23887
[ LTMasterPaladin ] btw, if u ever find a trojan stuck up your ass, it's compliments from me
[ +aperson ] OH GOD, ARE YOU GONNA PUT BACK ORIFICE IN MY BACK ORIFICE?
#39850
(Kirushi) stone should buy an amish webcam
(Abshurban) you mean a window?
#310186
<crystal-cola> here's a good multiplication algorithm
<crystal-cola> 1010101 x 110
<crystal-cola> well
<crystal-cola> I don't know how to do it but it starts like that
#52628
blazewing: DUDE WHERE IS HE
amier (dead): right there mofo
blazewing: IM OUTTA BULLETS QUICK HOW DO I RELOAD
blazewing: HOW BITCHES TELL ME
amier (dead): F5!
blazewing: ITS NOT RELOADING
kayanami: LOL
blazewing: THANKS MOTHERFUCKER I'M DEAD YOU BUNCH OF FAGGOTS ARE THE WORST TEAMMATES EVER
amier (dead): Oh, you were talking about the game? I thought you meant firefox
#2081
<JDigital> How has a white girl got a brown cock? That's just weird.
<DigiGnome> YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE IT'S BEEN.
#55808
<SteelHard> how r u ?
* Gen|G^2 is now known as Gen|G^ZZZ
* Gen|G^ZZZ gives SteelHard an a,e,y and o before he goes
<SteelHard> what ?
<Gen|G^ZZZ> how can i put it nicely...
* Gen|G^ZZZ is now known as TheEnglishLanguage
<TheEnglishLanguage> OH GOD IM DYING
#114060
<garsu19x3> hy
<Spitfire3292> Hi. How may I help you?
<garsu19x3> i dn undrstnd u
<Spitfire3292> o sry. wtfs ^#?@! u ned hlp
#56197
<Rusty> have you ever really thought about when people call themselves a bad motherfucker?
<Rusty> i mean wtf
<Rusty> "fear me! for not only do i engage in sex acts with a parent, but i suck at it!"
#85329
<upparoom>So this chick I know is suing her Birth Control maker
<upparoom>She started taking it and gained a bunch of weight.
<upparoom>She went from a size 5 to a size 22 and lost most of her hair.
<upparoom>I'm thinking...
<upparoom>thats some pretty damn effective birth control..
#32408
(@noam`wm) Computer_Analysis_and_Proofs_that_God,_the_Creator_of_All_Things,_Did_In_Fact_Write_the_66_Books_of_the_Holy_Bible.txt - 31.12 KB
(@noam`wm) The Tanach - The Hebrew Bible (With Vowels).rar ----------------------------------- 1.69 MB
(@noam`wm) i wonder who's the idiot who's going to download the bible
(@noam`wm) god'll sue him for violation of copyrights