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#32114
<Arcturus> Roses are #FF0000, violets are #0000FF
#14318
Bug> (That really happened to a friend of mine. Her pitbull used her friend's dildo as a rawhide bone..)
#53550
<OrchidOfCruelty> I wonder if women have a problem carrying their iPod shuffle around on their waist or keychain. It kind of looks like a tampon
#8257
<+Incantation> shag's 100% let you cry on his shoulder and make you think he cares so that he can manipulate you into sucking his cock
<+Julie42> HOLY SHIT! Good. Because here I was thinking I had to think of things to cry about, just so I could suck on his cock.
#37651
Raiko: Doom 3 is just "Kill the bastards"
CGT: haha nothing wrong with that
Raiko: But you don't know why they are bastards
Raiko: Is it species racism?
Raiko: or is it something they did
CGT: I suppose so
Raiko: what did they do?
Raiko: jealousy of the huge penises?
CGT: most likely
Raiko: Yes
Raiko: Gotta be it
Raiko: They have giant penises and the marines want them
Raiko: Thats the only way they'll feel better about themselves
Raiko: Anything to justify I suppose
#309173
<SmallR2002> I was just thinking back to a previous job where a team lead when escalating to me told me to 'just open the DLL in word and use the comparison thingie to see what changed in an update (of the DLL)'
#7549
[blergh`] so i went to this fight and a damn hockey game broke out
#1856
(dOkTeR---) doesnt matter how hot a girl is, if they do drugs and have a stupid personality, they are just as ugly as the fat bitch who won the pie eating contests
#298126
<@John> I hear that it's really helpful for your speech and pronunciation to take your top off on webcam....something to do with the shirt constricting your voicebox and the extra internet traffic ensuring good ping
#309588
< Dan39> does anyone else get annoyed by stuff that seems too highly abstracted... :|
< _habnabit> Dan39, like your question?
Comment: #python
#309771
* Tornado (~Tornado@FUR-45D7AAA0.dyn.optonline.net) has joined #basement
* Tornado (~Tornado@FUR-45D7AAA0.dyn.optonline.net) has left #basement
<Rena> oh my god how did it get so messy in here
#2351
<Horizon> Harhar! I get a paper that says "Congradulations, you are less of an idiot now."
<Morbii> does it have a small "but you're still canadian" attached to an asterisk or something too?
<Morbii> :P
#5353
<AlmtyBob> k funny story tiem
<AlmtyBob> there's this guy at work
<AlmtyBob> and back in the days
<AlmtyBob> I would tell people to ask him how fast his dad can run
<AlmtyBob> and they would
<AlmtyBob> and he'd say, 'dude that's kinda fucked up, my dad lost his legs in a construction accident'
<AlmtyBob> and he's a total straight-faced mf, so it got the best reactions from people
<AlmtyBob> (it was a joke, his dad was fine)
<AlmtyBob> I got this new dealer to do it to him today, he's a supervisor
<AlmtyBob> I was talking to my friend later and I told him to go up to this chick and ask the same thing
<AlmtyBob> little did he know, her father was murdered a few years back
<AlmtyBob> joke's on him!
<AlmtyBob> well, you had to be there
#27214
<banuaba> nick, do you think a baby could eat another baby?
<nick> if it was hungry enough, sure
<nick> why?
<banuaba> dunno
<banuaba> just trying to plan my day
#17679
<azzl> i can getcha a cheap bmw.
<azzl> or mercedes, ya like-a the mercedes?
<azzl> there's just a little scratch on it.
<azzl> where the vin's supposed to be.
<azzl> i wouldn't worry about it.
#21245
<Lyrael> you wouldn't even miss me
<The_Sorcerer> it just wouldn't be the same without you
<The_Sorcerer> for one, the average user count would drop from 30 to 29
#28391
* norn changes topic to 'scorp on marriage: [06:08] <Scorpy> It's like free falling off a cliff, it's fun and exciting for a while and then you hit the ground and die or break most of your bones in your body.'
#13110
<OreoTZA> ./ignore #k-rad
<OreoTZA> whoa, i wonder if you can actually do that
<OreoTZA> holdon, I'm gonna try
<OreoTZA> ok, hello?
<OreoTZA> HELLo????
<OreoTZA> anyone seen this?
<OreoTZA> LOL!!!!!! IT FUCKING WORKED
<OreoTZA> holy shit
<Dawgyman> josh
<OreoTZA> SHIT I SEE DAWG, it didn't work
#53204
<@Tempus_Vernum> my sister just had to be romantic and married at new years of all times
<@lolli> hehe that's very romantic
<@bc> better be in a safe place
<@Tempus_Vernum> safe place?
<@bc> dont want to be out wondering around the roads on new years now ..... around here at least.
<@Tempus_Vernum> oh
<@Tempus_Vernum> we'll be fine
> Whois: Tempus_Vernum is ~Squidgy@p175-tnt1.dun.ihug.co.nz on @#ataricc
<@bc> meh, you are in New Zealand anyhow
<@bc> its different there.
<@Tempus_Vernum> oh sure... if you drive off a cliff a mass of sheep will be sure to break your fall
#64822
[DAY] Trinexx: I saw the most awesome Windows error today: "A malicious program has attempted to shut down Windows. As a precaution, Windows was shut down."
#8007
<quacky> if you get carpal tunnel from giving handjobs, can you still get L&I from work?
<Captain_Tenille> Depends if it's job related, I guess.
<Buggy> hmmm... if the handjobs are for managers, maybe
<geekie> technically...you just have to give the handjob at work.
<geekie> and then management is responisble for said handjob
<Buggy> well, it's not really in my job description.. but maybe it's in yours
<geekie> no..if the accident occurs in the workplace, they are liable.
<Buggy> right, so if it's an accidental handjob...
<quacky> that's what I'm talking about.
<Buggy> or an accident occurs while doing the handjob
<quacky> only we're talking about handjob-related injuries
<geekie> right.
#3218
<Richie> i kinda sent him the strange link to gay porn
<duckman> so he sent you here?
<Richie> revenge is strange sometimes
<Joshua> well... i guess we know what we have to do...
* Joshua takes off his pants
#33068
<Mike> AARRRRRRRRRRRR
<Mike> my eyes!
<Mike> a plumber bent over and lace panties sticking out :/
Comment: #lockergnome wyldryde
#2479
<Screwy> I went on a 30-day diet
<Screwy> and lost 30 days
#28375
<skore> "He said on IRC that he has some drugs, go and get him"
<Huppumies> "Where's he at?"
<Huppumies> "Um... in IRC..."
<skore> "On #reggae"