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#1385
(chronic1) i wouldn't like a virgin....i think they deserve a professional fuck the first time so they are not dissappointed....i could go down...but i am not the best fuck
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(chronic1) if masterbation made you good, i'd be the best
#40323
02:45:47 [dbcalo] UK DOCTORS have discovered a form of hypochondria which is developed by surfing the web and misdiagnosing your own illnesses, according to a new study.
03:32:21 [Rn] i'm at a loss for words
03:32:22 * Rn googles
03:33:11 [Rn] oh my god i have Motor Neuron Disease
#4239
<Scofco> i could play with vaginas all day
<Scofco> but boobs, i can play with for only 10 minutes, then i get bored
#175
<Amanda_> Alright
<Amanda_> Are multiple people paying attention?
<Amanda_> Here's what I freaking want for Christmas
<Amanda_> Someone find me a friend
<Amanda_> A FEMALE FRIEND WHO IS NOT A DUMBASS
#8846
<IH8Pants> I was too talented for the football team
<IH8Pants> So I joined band
#1980
<Thom> ..spam has got funnier since I last checked. It used to be 'GET A 9" DICK IN DAYS!'. Now I'm getting 'GET HUGE JUICY TITS IN WEEKS!'
<SenorSedo> I'd rather get huge juicy tits than some black guy showin up at my door
#20473
<tps-> dude
<tps-> they used nmap in the matrix
<tps-> HEH
<tps-> im serious
<_static_> hah
<tps-> in the new movie
<tps-> lol
<tps-> it shows a shot of a linux terminal
<tps-> and a sh shell
<tps-> and it shows nmap running
<tps-> and 1 port was found
<_static_> surprised keanu could figure that stuff out
<tps-> i was like HOLY CRAP THATS NMAP
<tps-> and my friends just stared at me
<tps-> it was trinity
<_static_> probably had to have a stunt computer user
#308758
<p4plus2> VI VI VI THE EDITOR OF THE BEAST
#239
<Amanda`> I just went out to the parking lot in my bathrobe to exchange warez CDs.
#4871
<reuben> my dad claims that he got his first piece of ass from a cow.
<reuben> i had a great upbringing
#33009
<C8H10N4O2> you drink something that contains a part of me. =D
<ducklord> that scares me in so many ways
#34916
<Rokkr> humor's a good thing
<Rokkr> i always said if you're an ugly guy and you want to get laid you have 2 choices..play an instrument or make women laugh
<tack> or rape them
<Rokkr> that's not laid tack, that's assault =p
<tack> hey, you do things your way, i do things mine
#309494
<DeadStar> I have a general question that will sound kinda odd
<DeadStar> how do power buttons work on computers
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<DeadStar> Im looking in to having a rasbery pi host a web page that will turn on my big power hungry server
<SirWolfgang> it doesnt hold state, it sends a toggle signle on press
<SirWolfgang> which goes to the powersupple, normally brown wire on motherboard
<DeadStar> you think i coud just use a relay across the 2 pins of the power button
<myself> did you check the BIOS for Wake-On-LAN capability first?
<DeadStar> thats a good point
<myself> I mean, not to stop the wheel-reinvention party that surrounds any raspi project...
<DeadStar> didnt think of that
#52944
<Charlie> Lets play a game
<Charlie> you put an ^ and say what you think about the person above you then put a v for who you think the next person will be
<jakle> how do you get a down arrow?
<Genga> ...
#31799
<McDeath> thank god for electricity
<Jake_Edwards> yeah, if it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight
<gower> and how useless would all the power plants be
<conrad> at least you can still use your computer in the dark
Comment: from #qegs
#14781
<throwback> you mean to say that someone overreacted on irc?
<throwback> when the fuck does that happen?
#7638
<com4> PMMe: they're talking about archers retardo
<PMMeWhenServerWorksPlease> i know!
<PMMeWhenServerWorksPlease> and im not a retard com
<com4> i didn't say that
<com4> i said you were retardo.. protector of the weak.. and stupid .. and humper of legs
#55915
Kederaji: It's the anniversary of Zelda today.
Lasukie: I know
Lasukie: I wore green.
Lasukie: and never walked on an angle
Kederaji: LOL
Kederaji: did you hop?
Kederaji: and sing the song?
Lasukie: yes, about a half hour after I woke up
Kederaji: You will never get laid.
Lasukie: I know -.-
#52800
liam: No worries though, toronto is supposed to have the best water filtration program
liam: just like chernobyl was the best nuclear pwer plant
boylizard: heh
liam: or the titanic was the best ship
#4576
<MattDC> how big is the back of a CD case cover (including spines) in inches?
<CraiZE> MattDC i can send you a program
<CraiZE> that prints you covers in the good size
<MattDC> i have one, but i need to know for graphic arts class
<CraiZE> ah well then , i got no idea
<mahs> MattDC: you could umm. use a ruler
<_8ight> well. if you cant find a ruler. i found this info that may aid you in a makeshift ruler.
<_8ight> According to A Descriptive Dictionary and Atlas of Sexology (Francoeur et al., 1991), the human penis in a flaccid state on average is between 3 and 4 inches in length and 1 inch in diameter. In an erect state, the penis, on average, is between 5 to 7 inches in length and 1.5 inches in diameter.
#6622
<ScottO> How was your interview, meta?
<nietmeta> it's on monday
<nietmeta> i gotta wait!
<ScottO> How will it be, then?
<nietmeta> it will be awsome
<ScottO> Congrats, then.
#19137
[E-vangelist] I was walking through the mall today and everywhere there are
posters advertising Britney Spears brand ROLLER SKATES everywhere
[E-vangelist] I wonder which pharmecutical company is anxiously awaiting the announcement that her cherry's been popped so they can start selling Britney Brand Birth Control pills
#145699
Jacob: heh
Jacob: my roommate just walked by with a bottle of water
Jacob: I asked her why she wastes her money on that shit
Jacob: she replied with "It's healthier than tap water."
Jacob: I took the bottle from her and showed her where it said "Source: City of Houston Municipal Water Supply"
Jacob: Tap-water.
#2269
<kisama_> sequenced aantoehr dj snow taracck
<kisama_> TRIZACK WILL BE UPLOADED IN 1:10
<Amanda`> ...but no one will listen to it in a million years
#3888
<nitrifik_> wtf? that's blazemore? he looks 12!
<P2E> maybe that's why he has so much porn