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#31257
<|StuNNa|> !addpeon Murdoc
<Murdoc> hey
<Murdoc> dont you pee on me
#15074
<Bryan> I need to find some vanilla cock to drink...
#11693
<theastro> my exchange student has cool hair.
<Yogurt> Your exchange student?
<theastro> And he can spin his pen between his fingers with great skill.
<Yogurt> Is he indentured?
#16267
<MadHack-> i've developed a bad habit of making a hand motion when i fart
<MadHack-> like i'm pulling a big lever or something
<mrwhite> hahahahhaha
<MadHack-> and i squeeze my face like it takes effort, too
<mrwhite> you'll win the jackpot one day and shit your pants
<MadHack-> and if i'm standing, lift my leg
<MadHack-> farting's really turned into a full-body experience here
#22257
<Oolong> i don't really want to seduce a midget, unless he's hot
#34524
<Elvo> I show ppl empty DIMM slots and tell them it's virtual memory
#28940
<Jay> the only annoying thing about Perl is there's always at least 10 ways to do the same thing =)
<Ashley> and half of those make absolutely no sense when you come back to the code 30 minutes later
#14215
<gaz> i don't think terrorists would be stupid enough to do anything on independence day anyway
<gaz> not after the aliens did it
#25503
<jonathans> brooklyn rules
<jonathans> some dude just leaned on his horn in his old italian mobster car and it played the theme to the godfather
#52767
anotherpadawan42: I just upgraded my web hosting and now have 408 megs of free space
QreepyBORIS: Ooooh
anotherpadawan42: Dude I nearly jacked off looking at the free space pie graph.
#303447
< Broseidon> i've got a trial shift tomorrow \o/
< AdmiralGT> trial shift?
< Broseidon> yeah
< Broseidon> on a customer returns desk in ikea xD
< Extapathy> do you have to build the desk first?
#31936
<Biggs`> X_Raided|, I sent you an E-card :)
<Biggs`> type /server mail to read it!
* X_Raided| has quit IRC (Signed off)
#3723
<FreshBrew> if i ever get arrested for something serious, 20/20 and Dateline are going to have a field day with my irc logs.
#29168
<Arai> I use my right hand for everything except *one* thing.
<Arai> Not wanking.
<Arai> I wipe my ass with my left hand.
<Vhabion> I use toillet paper
#11437
<ccc> The next time you're having a bad day, imagine this: You're a Siamese twin. Your brother, attached at your shoulder is gay and you're not. But you only have one ass.
#8955
<RyMon> You see the new heatsinks on thinkgeek?
<Crash> I have one right here... it's so cold against my skin, I could just put them all over myself and stay cool anywhere!
<RyMon> There's no sink that disipates stupid, man.
#290
<Evilspoon> Legalize cigarettes!
<Evilspoon> wait nm
#39172
<X-G> Yay, I wrote a todo list
<X-G> Now I can procrastinate more efficiently!
#27444
<noddy> i thought so
<noddy> but
<noddy> apparently
<noddy> it like a CAT scan
<noddy> coincidence??
<Mortarion> and this is why noddy is so high above everyone else on the stats!
<Mortarion> using 5 lines to say what i would have said in one!
<noddy> bugger
<noddy> i've been sussed
<noddy> :(
#3687
<OutLore> your the moron that believed us, i's not my fault your tent fell in the river
#21746
<spectre> fear, frank is one of power rangers.
<spectre> the pink one.
<Frank> spec shut up. I used to be red but my mum washed it at a too high temperature and it faded :(
#24122
<whitcomb> hello alistair
<TAKid75> Explain this Alistair thing to me.
<whitcomb> i called you alistair
<whitcomb> the end.
#40440
<laurent> yeah everything's great except the damn hard disk
<Popdog> need a hd?
<Popdog> i've got a spare 20 i can bring up with me
<laurent> i was trying to seduce Amanda by showing her how fast i could install OpenBSD and i did the bsdlabel editing and hit ok and a pile of newfs errors spam the screen
<Popdog> LOL
<laurent> so needless to say i didn't get lucky that night
#288
<enex> MadHatter: eat shit!
<MadHatter> what
<MadHatter> fuck you
<enex> oh
<enex> hi
<MadHatter> yeah hey
<enex> what's up
<MadHatter> nothing man
#13576
<Darth-Phenom> I've just realised something which you'll find quite remarkable
<Darth-Phenom> This place sucks