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#18809
<Kapplar> Ben, are you on a Static IP?
<Sticky Perez> Heh
<Sticky Perez> Maybe
<Sticky Perez> ;)
<Sticky Perez> I can be Static or Dynamic
<Sticky Perez> Depends which box I check
<Kapplar> Oh baby
<Kapplar> Dual IP'age turns me on
<Kapplar> Talk dirty to me more
#1351
<slyfox> lol
<slyfox> dude! I typed "lol" with my head!!!
#305574
<@Timmeh> harrah, my dad got through his surgery well
<@Timmeh> so well in fact his main complaint is having to wear a hospital gown
<@Timmeh> first words through the door "hey dad, how're you feeling?" "I'm wearing a fucking dress, son"
#18704
<rawrbaby> it turned out it was just a rash from not going to the bathroom for so long
<rawrbaby> shit.. wrong window
#11986
<eg0e> I saw the movie Hackers on tv last night and it was pretty impressive. If I had any idea the file manager on a macintosh was a 3D city I would have bought one long ago! Is there a similar file manager for XP that can do that?
#62507
xTedHeadx: GNAAAAHHH CAT ON BACK
xTedHeadx: CATS ARE SHARP
#61277
Hekili_Manu Ok. So I called my bank's fraud dept about that hotels.com letter I got since I apparently used them twice with two different cards. I forgot completely that when I signed up you can assign your own security question online.
Hekili_Manu So when I called and spoke to the guy they use the same security question and he asked me "Ok, I just need to verify one thing. How big is your c**k?"
Hekili_Manu It took me a moment to remember that and I was like "Uh....."
#19765
(bigAl[work]): heh tiwanese technical support;
(bigAl[work]): "We think the PPPoE mission set has been incompleted by the router thing"
#57685
< Kobi> i think i got the larvae off a stray cat i kept for a few days cause i carried it in my arms and thats where the breakout was
< Kobi> they have already came out twice in diarea
< gulagula> had nits on it?
< Kobi> yeah
< gulagula> damn
< gulagula> nits out the arse
< gulagula> makes me not want to leave the house in case I bump into someone like you
< gulagula> no offense
#8266
* Kimbot tries to think like a hentai anime girl...
<Slant> Kimbot: Come up with anything?
<Kimbot> Damn. I just realized that I'm going to get sexafied by the next person that sees me. Again. And I hate my life. Why couldn't I be in some magical girl cartoon, where they stick to panty shots!
#37866
<_Goofyman> 13.33 for 25 knives
<_Goofyman> I have a question
<_Goofyman> What kind of shit quality are these things?
<PPM> Well, certain people need to buy knives in bulk for cheap.
<PPM> Like ninjas.
#68742
<kaiser> how much weight can a donkey handle?
<Tsuta> kaiser: depends on the donkey
<kaiser> the standard donkey
<Tsuta> I bet anywhere from 10 to 250 lbs
<Tsuta> whytf do you need to know, anyways, kaiser?
<kaiser> i wanna know how much an assload is
#55173
<rain_man> keemo - I saw something on ZA that said it's phoning home to Mossad.
<Keemo> no, thats ZionAlarm
#31209
<matt> mang
<matt> i gotta send some logs down stream
<matt> but my roommate just got in the shower
<markus> so go stank up the bathroom
<matt> i assume the door is locked
<markus> just push it under the door then
#2834
<semi> ThePikmin: oh yeah? well i can increase my penis size up to 3 full inches!
<ThePikmin> my penis size is already 3 full inches
#19059
<+f0dd|away> hrm, why did I choose a full format instead of a quickformat?
<+GoodScrat> This isn't the psychic network
#10842
<Aegis> Dude this chick said she wouldn't give me head because she doesn't do that
<Vyse> They still make those?
#154860
<BOBNESS> you'll never in a million years guess what happened and thats pretty sad
<@Calisc> you got laid
<BOBNESS> my hint was too good
#42051
< joshk> i met some dude at a Debian dinner
< joshk> his girlfriend was like
< joshk> COLOSSAL
< joshk> and was about a foot taller than him
< koitsu> she was the size of a redhat distribution.
#204
(|Chris) i felt boobies tonight!
(McMoo) did they belong to a womang?
#37546
*talking about windows XP 64*
(whales3x) to be honest, I am impressed with the os
(whales3x) brb....
¹¹º¹ Quit» (whales3x) (whalesex@209.159.210.144)
(@TheVirus) dunno if i trust a person with the nick whalesex
(Syanide) lol
(Syanide) Says 'TheVirus'
(Syanide) hahaha
(@TheVirus) touche
#6692
* TT205 wants to build a SNOT-HIPPO!!!!
<TT205> *blink*
* TT205 wants to build a SNOW-HIPPO!!!!
#1141
[D1] wait, vinyl players are called turntables too?
#34668
<Rjx> now I'm off taking zoloft, I'm supposed to go for a 'colon cleansing'
<Rjx> I don't know how that works
<Rjx> but I know I don't want it
#16461
<Devan> I got a 75 dollar check today for no reason!
<Devan> What can I buy with 75 dollars?!
<Devan> Guys?
<Vesp> A shitty blowjob or a fantastic handjob