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#19038
<Amira_nu> hey nothing wrong with loving G-d both ways
<Melech> loving god both ways sounds rather kinky
#10456
<Starscream> okay, you guys suck and blow simultaneously, making you all
excellent trumpet players.
#49907
elegidito: wow man people IMing me i dont even know
XDeathbyBladeX: That sucks
XDeathbyBladeX: Or maybe not if they're hawt
elegidito: well thats what im wondering
elegidito: i think she might be hot
XDeathbyBladeX: haha
XDeathbyBladeX: NICE!
elegidito: lol
XDeathbyBladeX: I get to revert to my old ways
elegidito: oh man, i think its my cousin o_O
#4243
<Kir> if i had a better body, and clearer skin, i'd be a snobby bitch
#52346
<ryan> i bought a 2 way radio at walmart today
<ryan> and went and sat outside home depot
<ryan> yelling codes over their radios
<ryan> "WE GOT A BLEEDER IN PLUMBING!"
<ryan> "who the hell is this?"
<ryan> "rafiki...."
#264956
<+MooG> my friend and his mates made up a big cardboard car out of a fridge box once
<+MooG> and went through the drivethrough
<+MooG> they even had one being the "radio", beatboxing
<+Formalhaut> McDonalds don't serve us when we walk through but BK do. More business for them, even if it is drunkards
<+MooG> and they did mime actions for the window winding and everything
<+MooG> wish i'd filmed it
#42786
<ToxicNed> Went to pick up the double pack of GTA3 and GTA:VC, and some woman was going to buy GTA:SA for her 7 year old. She asks me if it's appropriate for kids, so I pointed out the M rating on it. She still appeared to not get it, so I explained that there's strong language, violence, drug trafficing, gang warfare, and sex with prostitutes in the game.
<ToxicNed> So she looks at her son and says "I don't know if I should get this for you..." but held onto it anyway. As she's walking towards the front of the store, I hear the kid say "But I won't fuck any hookers, Mom."
Comment: #offtopic
#162072
<LightFang> I'll be hosting a spelling bee.
<Stellaluna> CAN I BE IN THE SPELLING BE
<Psweet> misspelling "spelling bee" is an automatic disqualification
#19925
<Rodent> What? No pr0n on /.? What the hell is that site popular for?!
#56199
madskz: dude i keep typing my password instead of my username for gmail
madskz: so frickin annoying!!
khaos: lol
khaos: wat's ur gmail username anyway?
madskz: tr7321
madskz: FUCK
#13200
<erisynne> he has a ctcp version fetish
<erisynne> he did it to me 7 times
<GreenMtn> did you lose your versionity?
#188547
<Technocactus> It was actually better when my dad found my porn than when he found out I watched Oprah.
#16633
<eller> i ate sushi today
<eller> i hoped that it would cure my hangover
<eller> but i just puked it up
<motardo> not good
<eller> raw fish is even more disgusting when it comes out of your mouth...
<eller> it swims in the toilet on its own.
#43260
<DC_daNMan> :S My PC has just decided to just stop the moniter out put.. for some reason
<DC_daNMan> I cant make it display again..
<mikeshoup> Are you on IRC right now with it?
<DC_daNMan> Yes, I'm typing blindly.
#49422
(Gingetsuryuu) Arakasi: I bet that aint yur name.
(Arakasi) it is!
(Arakasi) just written backwards
(Arakasi) and with different letters ^^;
#38063
<Twiztid> My gf called me gay
<Twiztid> I came back with
<Twiztid> "If I'm gay then why do I think of you when I jerk it?"
<Twiztid> There was an akward silence...
<Linguica> whats wrong with that
<Twiztid> nothing
<Twiztid> except I was talking to my grandfather
#2201
<Guilty> I see, your ignorance expands far beyond ATI video cards
#1704
<tress> I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
#302858
<wenqi> projection just means where is the point on the plane
<Withad> bleh. i shall get to that at some point.
<Withad> or maybe i'll just find somewhere quiet to curl up and die.
<wenqi> try library 4th or 5th floor, those are pretty quiet
<kenmcfa> or 3rd?
<wenqi> 3 is ok but i think it's a no wifi floor
#7083
<slog> Is Susan Sarandon too old to be considered "dooable"?
<Joe_> Yes.
<Kiler> I'd still do her
<Rain|Joker> She's borderline
<slog> that's 1 yes, 1 no, 1 maybe
<Pander> Desperation is the key factor.
<Kranrev> I'd say yes, but it would be creepy
<Lum_> Ben Franklin said of older women: "They know what they are doing, and they are eternally grateful".
<Lum_> in case you don't know your history Franklin was pretty much a slutpuppy
#6459
<Bobo> what's wrong with being a homosexual?
<klong> it's gay
#6562
<skrike> I think the people above me are having sex
<skrike> either that or they're sleeping restlessly and agreeing with each other a lot.
#19068
<LightYear> I would just get a cellphone recharger for the A/C
<|majik|> well
<LightYear> they are cheap if you know where to look.
<|majik|> the one i have sucks
<LightYear> or you can get a 13.5 volt power supply and hooched that to the adapter..
<|majik|> it pissed me off that it i smashed it ;x
<LightYear> oh smashing isn't really good for electronics.
<LightYear> although I have fixed smashed things before.
<LightYear> go buy a new one.
<LightYear> sometimes I have told customers that... like when something is crap I'll remove a screw from the back and hand it to the customer and say "okay, this is good, replace everything else"
#35284
(~mrWoot) I wonder what chairs think all day. Oh shit, here comes another asshole!
Comment: #talk on LCIRC.net
#30408
<Elfer> uh oh
<Elfer> I think I plugged my lamp in backwards
<Elfer> the room gets darker when I turn it on