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#152644
<Crucial> whats a quick way to push ipconfig /release, ipconfig /renew to 50 or
so workstations
<Mo> cycle power to the building
#25343
*** Quits: Light^NG (i got chikz in da livin' room gettin' it on, and they ain't leavin' 'till six 'n the morn')
<rhythm> what the fuck
<rhythm> i wanna go to his house
#37043
<JavaGeek> your new g/f is an inmate?
<pr3d4t0r> Yeah. I figured I'd live more dangerously now.
<JavaGeek> mmm.. it doesn't say why she's incarcerated
<pr3d4t0r> Nothing adds to the thrill of sex like wondering "was she in the Big House for whacking her ex-b/f?"
#306389
<@Furah> my ex sent a text that was meant to make me think of her, but instead I thought of alcohol
#303832
<Kage> man remember when musicians got by on their own vocal talent rather than a digital voice filter
<ixisid> no i was born in the 80s
#557
[23:34] [+xvize] c++ is made in borland
#17183
<_ENiGMA_> Fuckin telstra
<_ENiGMA_> They ring you up, and dont say who the fuck they are and expect you to know they are telstra
<_ENiGMA_> "Hi its sheryl here from the paramatta faults center, have you had any problems since the 26th?" ... "Umm well yeah, I've been constapated a few times and seem to wake up with erections... but aside from that Im fine"
#11825
... signoff!#linuxhelp -> SpamapS(Ping timeout)
... join!#linuxhelp -> SpamapS(~clint@ip-208-252-253-53.muca.asurf.net)
<SpamapS> Guess who can't tell the difference between the monitor's power cable and the *firewall*'s power cable?
#26339
<Xerox> ...Oh god. Nintendo gave me a preview DVD of apparently quite a lot of their games. I have no DVD player. I do, however, have a PS2. CAN ANYONE SEE THE IRONY HERE!?
#54619
<@Zook> fuck
<@Zook> Sister wants on -_-
<fire> ouch
<@Zook> Yeah.
<@Zook> but what she doesnt know is i added her sites to Windows HOSTS file.
<@Zook> to redirect to 127.0.0.1
<@Me> huh?
<@Zook> In other words she tries to access her sites and it doesnt let her
<@Zook> and In other words ill be back real soon :p
#307979
<Ymbirtt> !remind 10m pizza
<Ymbirtt> !remind 12m seriously pizza
<Ymbirtt> !remind 20m small black disk
<Ymbirtt> !remind 1h extinguish fire in kitchen
#50630
< cosmo_gunny> I was at the market buying food, and I was in the dairy department..
< cosmo_gunny> and there were various Land Of Lakes products.. with a big sign that said "LOL CHEESE"
< cosmo_gunny> and I lost it.
#24171
<[6thAB]Barnes> I wasn't masturbating!
<[6thAB]Barnes> I was just cleaning it and it when off!!!
#52979
<matr1x> the name gaylord means "brave strength " in old french
<Luigi30> matr1x: it means "homosexual god" in modern english
#2923
<michael-> shut up
<michael-> i sucked a lot of cock to get where i am today
<kisama> heh
<kisama> at least you got to suck cock and not be ass raped like the rest of us
#52667
<kronus> AAAUGH
<kronus> HOLY CRAAAAP
<kronus> HEEEELP
<kronus> the heat in my house won't turn on
<kronus> and
<kronus> the temperature in my room right now is 57.3 F :/
<kronus> and
<kronus> i'm out of firewood
<kronus> so
<kronus> i have 4 ways to stay alive: F@H, P95, BF2, or HL2
<kronus> which is more processor intensive?
#34216
<slippy^> i am evi|
<mr-cow> what you done now?
<slippy^> well
<slippy^> i had a thought.
<slippy^> sat on my desk is a "clients" pc
<slippy^> would it be wrong of me to install something that screwed it every few months, thus insuring work?
* slippy^ installs win98
#29314
<T|Vegi> is iga here?
<T|Vegi> where are you igaaaaa
<Aurielle> Call him a leprechaun.
<Aurielle> He'll show up.
<Aurielle> LEPRECHAUN
<iga-shadow> hi
<iga-shadow> oh poo
<GodOfWonders> IT WORKED!
#77469
<mike> im taking physics, english, comp sci, discrete math
<drmario> discrete math?
<drmario> like, y = mx + b only when nobody is looking?
Comment: #freebasic
#8165
<Kash> I have a large bulge in my pants.
*** Kash was kicked by Kiler (let the gerbil out)
#22727
<Powerslave> haha love this ticket pushed to me from our help desk: "modem making squeeking sound when connecting, needs replaced"
#53028
<fr_gment> better !pout !cry
<fr_gment> better watchout
<fr_gment> lpr why
<fr_gment> santa claus <north pole >town
<fr_gment> cat /etc/passwd >list
<fr_gment> ncheck list
<fr_gment> ncheck list
<fr_gment> cat list | grep naughty >nogiftlist
<fr_gment> cat list | grep nice >giftlist
<fr_gment> santa claus <north pole > town
<fr_gment> who | grep sleeping
<fr_gment> who | grep awake
<fr_gment> who | egrep 'bad|good'
<fr_gment> for (goodness sake) {
<fr_gment> be good
<fr_gment> }
#56188
<Nuttacon> i hate this, i have sooooooooooo much i could be doing..
<Nuttacon> it's overwhelming, i end up just worrying about how to do it all and not get anything done :(
<pentium176> i think you need a lesson in time management
<Nuttacon> perhaps
<Nuttacon> i don't know when i'd have time for it
#32499
<+snow_veil> everyone seriously needs to turn on the discovery channel
<+snow_veil> artificial insemination
<+phul_ffxi> lol, ok mike
<+snow_veil> on horses
<+snow_veil> seriously
<+snow_veil> it amazes me that these people have to do this shit
<@BalefireX> snow_veil - not everyone is as impressed by horsecock as you are
<+snow_veil> haha
<+phul_ffxi> hehehe
<+snow_veil> they're on to horse poon right now
<+snow_veil> !!
* +snow_veil drools
<@BalefireX> dude
<@BalefireX> just.. dude
<+x24> my god snow
<+snow_veil> he's totally gonna fist this horse
<+x24> i was just watching that
#10953
<hoche> you know, qdb mostly reminds me that none of us are as witty as oscar wilde