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#301267
<segosa> hey guys, let's write a befunge program
<segosa> i'll go first
<segosa> > v
<shawnz> ^
<shawnz> oops
#298553
(TJames) Yes but i managed to make a website thanks to you dfstefan.
(dfstefan) as for your page ... you'll need a web server to show it to us
(TJames) :):)
(TJames) What?
(TJames) I gave you address
(TJames) C:\Users\thomas\Documents\website\page.html
(dfstefan) yeah .. that's an address from your computer
(dfstefan) :)
(TJames) Yeah.
(cqix) I would call it file path, but indeed
(dfstefan) i think
(TJames) Oh how can i format my website address into one like www?
#299753
<Reilithion> If yhou make a typo, like I just did, it's because somewhere on the net, someone else also made a typo of the opposite nature. In this case, somebody is missing an 'h' somewhere in one of their messages.
<bomb> wow, tat's an interesting theory
#4231
(unchali) I was in gymnastics til I realized that fat chicks cause earthquakes
#73312
+Kvn: cause mcafee is the gayest one out there
@Stirk: It is, it really is
@Stirk: I'd rather use iTunes as my antivirus
#49662
adthelad: when Mario Kart DS comes out
adthelad: i'm going to draw a cock on my car
adthelad: DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING, DID YOU NINTENDO
#41142
<Ne0rC> I like buying snacks from a vending machine because food is better when it falls. Sometimes at the grocery, I'll drop a candy bar so that it will achieve its maximum flavor potential.
<clonak> ....
<clonak> O_O
#5763
<Urganite> THERE ARE NO BAGELS BUT ONION, AND MOHAMMED IS HIS PROPHET
<Urganite> ...
<OneiWilly> you are worshipping a false bagel
#30648
<MikeH> mike@thor:/usr/local/subway > ./configure --prefix=/root/stomach --sandwich=sweet-onion-chicken-tariyaki --length=footlong --bread=italian-herbs-and-cheese --with-onions --with-lettuce --with-pickles --with-tomatos --with-jalapeno-peppers --with-banana-peppers --with-mustard --with-mayonnaise --with-sweet-onion-sauce
<MikeH> make
<MikeH> make install
Comment: Im...sooo...hungry...
#26312
<IgWannA> why do scots wear kilts? ..... because sheep have gotten used to the sound of a zipper
#25343
*** Quits: Light^NG (i got chikz in da livin' room gettin' it on, and they ain't leavin' 'till six 'n the morn')
<rhythm> what the fuck
<rhythm> i wanna go to his house
#56199
madskz: dude i keep typing my password instead of my username for gmail
madskz: so frickin annoying!!
khaos: lol
khaos: wat's ur gmail username anyway?
madskz: tr7321
madskz: FUCK
#299911
< koala_man> after some future breakthroughs in robotics, but before the price has gone down, there is likely to be robotic brothels
< mawlipe> robot sex? that's scary.
< koala_man> I know, that's what I thought
< koala_man> but according to my calculations, a condom of normal thickness has a dielectric strength of at least 780V
< koala_man> meaning if the robot runs on mains and shorts out, you're still protected with a margin of nearly 500V
< mawlipe> .....not what I meant.
#6908
<Toen> OH NO! A steamroller comes barreling down on brentai! He must roll 1d20! Less than 6 escapes death!
<Toen> unless he wants to use up his luck charm and make it a 1d10!
<Brentai> I use my raping skill to rape the steamroller.
<Toen> your rape is ineffective against the cold, solid steel!
<Brentai> Well, crud.
<Brentai> 1d10
<Dildice> Brentai: 9
<Brentai> Er, 1d20.
<Brentai> 1d20
<Dildice> Brentai: 14
<Brentai> Crap, and crap.
<Toen> squish
<Brentai> Well, I went out trying to rape a steamroller. It's a man's death.
#32114
<Arcturus> Roses are #FF0000, violets are #0000FF
#29187
<niteshade> it's called ucontrol
<niteshade> I'm just chatting with one of the people that did a bit on it
<niteshade> will tell him
<snax> what does it do, kill caps lock?
<titikaka> it lets you reassign keys
<snax> cool
<snax> fast?
<titikaka> yes, it's fast
<niteshade> snax: does lots of other things
<niteshade> had this thing that lets you type with a one hand.... until the lawyers for a commerical patent made them stop it
<danamania> masturbating has been patented?
#305330
<Hadley> PONY WANNA SEE MY DICK
<Pony> no, hadley. I am strictly in the vagina business
<Hadley> Pony: you should consider expanding your market! i have some brochures about the penis market, if you'd like
<Pony> why have more penis if you already have one yourself
<Pony> it's like buying a second iphone. it's pointless and not usefull
<Hadley> Pony: like the iphone, a penis lacks multitasking, which is where investing in multiples comes in handy
<Pony> then it's still overkill, hadley. the second one should be an ipad or ipod in that case
<Hadley> Pony: so... if i get the analogy correctly... you're only interested in a penis if it's twice as big as your current one?
<Pony> yes
<Hadley> THEN HAVE I GOT GREAT NEWS FOR YOU
#54010
<Sara> I've discovered that there are certain things that I just can't say without people saying "No, it's just not right when you say it"
<Sara> Like I'm too nice and innocent or something :/
<The_Taped_Crusader> sara
<Sara> hmm?
<The_Taped_Crusader> just imagine your dad saying "lol hax" and you'll understand.
<Sara> Oh god
Comment: dchub://404hub.no-ip.com
#297440
<w0rm> i actually found this chat becuase CNN advertised it
<Magami_Yuuji> CNN advertised a IRC channel?
<w0rm> yes the were showing some twitter messages earlier and i saw this chan
<werdnativ> worm, I think CNN were referring to the twitter hashtag, not irc channel...
<w0rm> probably but this is how i found this chan
Comment: #iranelection
#39783
<Pryo> yeah right
<Pryo> its 3 feet tall'
<Pryo> QUICK
<Pryo> HOW DO I CANCEL WINDOWS SHUTTING DOWN
* Pryo (~Pryo@Pyro.users.WhatNET.Org) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
Comment: #maddox on irc.whatnet.org
#43722
<Volante> so here's today's laundry lesson...
<Volante> don't wash a feather pillow in a washing machine
<Beckka> yeah
<Beckka> feathers come out
<Volante> feathers EVERYWHERE....
<Volante> layers upon layers of feathers
<Volante> it looks like a flock of ducks flew into the garage and summarily exploded
#14178
*** Emo has joined #GDProject
<Emo> hwat kind of emo do u like emo?
<Emo> oh shit
<Emo> thats me
<Emo> lol
<Emo> boy do i look like a dumbass
<Emo> forgot i switched comps
#13617
<Ashe> I'm really busty this summer, with School and the trip to Colorado.
<Ashe> busy
* Dingy feels busty this spring
#74791
<+ASD5A> theoretical problems are boring
<+Dextrose> like whether your girlfriend should use birth control pills or condoms?
#54830
<DesScorp> mmmmm
<DesScorp> chinese food
<DesScorp> don't know what I ate
<DesScorp> but it was good
<DesScorp> buffet!
<DesScorp> 83 different items!
<DesScorp> (82 of them probably some form of chicken)
<DesScorp> (I hope)
<KArmA> cooked cat looks remarkably like chicken
<DesScorp> so
<DesScorp> I can say I ate pussy then
<KArmA> you ate dead pussy
<KArmA> in a thick, gravy-like sauce