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#8282
<sum1tolded2medatvirtrghey> i thought you did music?
<baygledawg> oh i wish
<baygledawg> that would be my second dream job
<sum1tolded2medatvirtrghey> what's your first? professional sperm producer?
<baygledawg> ok, writing music would be my third dream job
#55082
<fizzer> and we had to put condoms on the boys bananas
<fizzer> and there were too many girls in my class, so it was me and another girl with Luke
<fizzer> and he was mighty embarrassed
<koshua> Were the guys given half a nectarine and told to find the clitoris?
Comment: Sex Ed, Ozzie style
#308363
<@lysol> do you guys know about the len() function
<@pyna> yeah but i call it lennie() cause we tight
#62515
<@kiafaldorius> is it just me or is it cool that 1337 (string) converted to hex becomes 31333337?
#49903
<mrmitch> question
<ObsidianX> answer
<ObsidianX> man, that was easy
#31935
[@cjohnson]: I found out today that I'm only 5'5"
[@cjohnson]: :(
[@cjohnson]: I thought I was like 7'2"
[[DC_T]Rowsdower11]: heh
[@beoba]: what, your height?
[@cjohnson]: ...
@cjohnson]: no, i weigh 5'5"
#7873
<mx> i'm pretty sure XP comes with the same partitioning snap-in as windows 2000
<mx> anything else would be ridiculous
<norsende> yea i thought fdisk would be included but no
<mx> no fdisk
<norsende> dunno if there's some new proggie
<mx> i don't have an english windows, so i can't tell you. Here, it's on Start/Programme/Verwaltung/Computerverwaltung/Datenspeicher/Datenträgerverwaltun g (gawd, I HATE windows)
#40211
<laurent> i went to go support a user earlier
<laurent> turns out this hottie in the sales department was having mouse problems
<laurent> and shes talking to me while wearing a veeeery revealing top combo
<laurent> and she goes under her desk to unplug the mouse and turns out shes wearing a thong under those tight pants
<laurent> think unsexy thoughts. think unsexy thoughts. no boner. no boner. uhh lets see if the cidr is /26 that gives me 6 bits to play with which is 64 minus two gives me 62 usable hosts on the subnet
<laurent> *whew* no boner
Comment: Just another day at the office...
#28739
<+n0th1ng> after sex like 3 times a day with a girl, jacking off is really gay
<xcp> no, having sex with a guy is gay
#144784
<Shamyl> just re-installed windows
<Shamyl> its like getting out of prison
#42189
<Kate-> why are wikien-l discussing how to revolutionise western civilisation or something?
<jeromin> wikipedia does that to people :)
<AdamBishop> because everyone knows internet mailing lists are the appropriate space to begin sweeping social change
* Grunt smirks.
<adiabatic> Of course. Just ask moveon.org.
Comment: #wikipedia@irc.freenode.net
#7935
(CubsWoo): Hehe... all this talk about failed abortions
(CubsWoo): is making me hungry
#70718
<ZoFreX> I'm actually considering fucking some fat chick I know
<ZoFreX> just cos she's up for it
<TheRandom> ZoFreX if you do
<TheRandom> i wont talk to you again
<ZoFreX> awesome.
<Ecom> hell for that, even I would do her
<FireFalcon> I'd fuck a fat chick if TR would commit suicide.
<FireFalcon> Hell, I'd fuck Zo if TR kills himself.
<ZoFreX> special 2 for 1 deal, I'd kill myself too
#57392
<LabMonkey> for that matter, the unhappiness of *any* animal is never cute
<sektie> except java coders.
<LabMonkey> While members of the animal kingdom, insects do not qualify as “animals” in my book.
Comment: #bifemunix
#37901
<Lukeh> MASTURBATION AND POWER RANGERS ARE THE KEY TO SUCCESS IN LIFE!
<Yed> so Lukeh
<Yed> if i masturbate to power rangers
<Yed> does that mean i succeed twice
<Lukeh> You are a god
<Yed> AWESOME.
#32511
(Feeks) Hey can anyone help me I've been building a computer?
(@Wabz) Whats up?
(Feeks) Well i built it but it wont turn on
(@Wabz) Is the PSU connected to the board and harddrive etc
(Feeks) Yeah I'm not fucking stupid
(@Wabz) lol ok then, can you hear the fan on the PSU?
(Feeks) Yeah so it's turned on ya fucking muppet
(@Wabz) Fair enough then
(@Wabz) There should be a little red switch on the back of the PSU saying 240
(Feeks) Yeah man
(Feeks) ??? Hurry up some of us dont have all day
(@Wabz) OK OK lol push it over so it says 115 and you'll get more power going to the board
(Feeks) Then Plug it in?
(@Wabz) Yeah
(KLine) hehe :)
@Wabz puts his fingers in his ears
(Feeks) You fucking bastard you blew it up
(@Wabz) No i told you how to blow it up
(@Wabz) You blew it up
(Feeks) Fucker!!
(@Wabz) !kb Feeks
—› mode: (Wanda) sets (+b *!*@host213-122-140-17.in-addr.btopenworld.com)
Comment: Why n00bs should be nice to IRC vetrans
#6704
<Expresso> I don't play alot of first persons hooters
#303792
<emFox> Kali ma!
* emFox rips Novu's still-beating heart out of his chest and lowers his body into a flame pit.
<emFox> Bali Mangthi Kali Ma!
<Novu_Ferret> This is how I know he loves me
#7025
<skychic> how do you exit channels?
<anarch> use /quit
*** skychic has quit IRC (Quit: Leaving)
<anarch> heheh
*** skychic has joined #lummies
<CrashCat> hmm, you must have missed a parameter
<CrashCat> try /quit #lummies
<skychic> cheers!
*** skychic has quit IRC (Quit: #lummies)
#295188
<Liempt> Wtf?
<Liempt> The wiki article on Iron Maiden is about some stupid band.
#7532
<|rein|> Robitussin is like Jello man, there's always room for more
#86063
* custardpringle was talking about how she regularly sleeps in the art building thursday nights because she works late thursdays and has art hw due first thing fridays
<Eiko> what do you sleep on?
<custardpringle> there is a lounge. with couches.
<custardpringle> I try not to think too hard about them.
* Eiko spent a week of freshman year in college sleepingin the Physical Therapy lab after doing something horrible.
<Eiko> so I know that feeling
<Ellie> Uh oh?
<Eiko> well, my freshman roommate was, uh, very amorous...
<Eiko> ...and I stopped enjoying having to find somewhere else to sleep other than my own bed on weekends...
<Eiko> ...an I was staff on the campus radio station...
<Eiko> so yeah, to save my life I slept in the PT lab for a week until my roommate stopped wanting to kill me for broadcasting twenty minutes of fucking.
<Eiko> I note it was not a live broadcast.
<Eiko> I taped it and played it on the air.
#5586
| Lavalamp is (~lava@www.childrenpalace.edu.vn])
<@madog> vietnam sucks anyway
<Lavalamp> vn = vietnam?
<Lavalamp> maybe that's why it's so lagged
<@madog> *sigh*
<@Guilty> I figured Vietnam would have a wonderful network of fiber since all the holes were already dug
#7812
<Allen> what about Hall?
<CactusJac> he died
<Mikey316> he was arrested
<Allen> make up your mind..
<CactusJac> He was arrested for dying.
#44926
<@shrapnel> im going to create a doll with black hair, and a razor in one hand
<@shrapnel> i will call it
<@shrapnel> "Tickle me Emo"
Comment: #tenor @ irc.gameradius.org