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#31256
<pronstar``afk> my kazaa preformed an illegal opperation
<cCCPehlet`> isn't that what kazaa is designed to do?
#29586
<+Ron> Not all those tricks are that amazing.
<+Lance> Hey, if a dog can get a server up in Korea before it gets eaten, I'd give that a 9.
Comment: #dpi
#54801
<Sarah> lol, i was at a speech and debate tournament in 9th grade at a public high school in albuquerque. the counselor's office was right next to the culinary arts office. on the counselor's office window, there was a poster that said "Suicide: A permanent solution to a temporary problem" and on the culinary arts window there was a poster that read: "Use the right knife"
#32812
<simonf> who the fuck buys a _slice_ of pizza
<Ng> simonf: you've never bought a slice of pizza?
<simonf> Ng: no
<simonf> Ng: only whole pizzas, as god intended
#17900
<Shadowline> kinda quite in here lately ? What seems to be the problem ?
<PovRayMan> fap fap fap
#307553
<@hackess> I keep losing my tea
<@Novice> hackess: That sounds like the English version of losing one's shit
#310545
<excron> When I mentioned IRC to my therapist he put away his notebook and got out his calendar.
#74537
(@STARSBarry) tbh i saw funniest thing ever
(@STARSBarry) there was a black dude as santa in fenicks
(@STARSBarry) and the kid was
(@STARSBarry) "your not the real santa your black"
(@Steepmas) poor Santa :(
(@STARSBarry) and he said "i am?"
(@STARSBarry) he said it was off the soot in the chimneys
Comment: Best Santa Excuse ever ! in Newcastle
#11739
<MissJC2k1> geez, we're porning a perfectly normal conversaporn, and you've gotta bring up porn
#42415
<+h3n> hmm, it kind of reminded me of this "skiing" game i made in dos where i did like 50000 'dir's and then moved the mouse and it left a trail and i tried to ski between the files
#56632
<@irokie> why with the weeping? are you a woman in the throes of birth?
< Plastic> ;_;
< Inky> Apparently so!
<@brazil> ;_;o <-- I can see th head
<@irokie> ...he's giving birth out his ear?
Comment: #netsoc
#307161
<jwgoerlich> As an aside, I get concerned when my wife says "let me set the mood with music" ...
<jwgoerlich> And then proceeds to play the Impossible Mission theme song.
#9209
<Disco`Stu> fat girls need loving too
<kodos> someone has to take one for the team
<kodos> i vote its luke
<lukeiyo-e> damn you fuckers
<lukeiyo-e> alright.. someone pass me a torch
#34358
* NeoMatrix goes outside to hump an oak tree
<Shavnir> Thanks for the bash quote Neo
<NeoMatrix> Sure thing, anytime.
<Cally> thats only a 11 year old oak neo, thats statutory tree rape
<NeoMatrix> The younger, the better.
<NeoMatrix> It hurts like hell when I hit a knot... :/
#296552
<@Pryoidain> OH WHAT THE HELL
<@Pryoidain> I open up the server computer to do a hot swap
<@Pryoidain> theres a jar of fucking peanuts in there
<@Pryoidain> I've been looking for that jar for 3 days
<@Minako> XD
<@Pryoidain> I finally went out and bought another one
<@Pryoidain> now I find it
<@Minako> Why'd you put it in there. XD
<@Pryoidain> I snack on peanuts while I work. sometimes its just easier to have the peanuts IN the actual work area.
<@Pryoidain> although that habit has created for some interesting conversations with clients after I do server repairs
<@Pryoidain> "Uh yes, you repaired our server a few months back...and ever since then, the entire room has smelled like peanuts..." "err...oh...whoops"
#49707
<lokwade> anyone knows a mathematical function i can use to move a decimal point by 1 to the left??
<lokwade> example 2.03 result = 20.3
<Rewt[w]> just multiply it by 10
<Rewt[w]> 2.03 * 10 = 20.3
<lokwade> eerrr oohh yeah!...dang!
Comment: #phphelp
#39054
<MiniMizer> THERE ARE KIDS IN AFRICA THAT STILL HAVE DIALUP!
#12939
<fm> i've had three girls today IM me and tell me that they like me.
<fm> then they said april fools and signed off.
#54654
<hax> my boss just told a client his domain was "taken by korean cyber pirates"
<hax> we were on speaker phone with a client
<hax> and i toally lost it
<hax> then my boss yelled at me for laughing
<hax> and i told him "listen, if you're going to tell me korean cyber pirates pillaged his domain, i'm going to laugh"
<hax> "and try not to do it while i'm drinking a coke next time"
#97327
DWang: a friend of mine
DWang: used 3 minutes on his phone last month
DWang: but he got refunded 4!
DWang: the phone company apparently uses 4-byte unsigned ints
DWang: because it UNDERFLOWED
DWang: he apparently used 2^32 minutes at 10 cents a minute
DWang: so he got a bill
DWang: for $430 MILLION
#32397
<XanK> whatever, looking leads dreaming, dreaming leads to touching, touching leads to ass sex...
#46477
<Goat> see? Look at how cool it is. That's why i put it as my homepage.
<girl__> Goat: change your nick. "Goatse? Look at how cool it is. That's why i put it as my homepage."
*** "Goat" is now known as "Tub"
<Tub> Girl, I love thee for pointing that out. =)
#19485
<stu> i literally just had good sex
<stu> my cock is still wet
<clay> and to the internet you go
#301502
Bob: Just got a call from my mother to tell me that my "last remaining uncle died today". I said "last? I thought there were two left?" To which, she said, "Oh, [he] died last month. I thought I told you."
#2683
<PolestaR> nah you can survive short periods
<PolestaR> in space
<PolestaR> but its cold isnt it aswell
<PolestaR> I donno for sure