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#309382
<Zor> what kind of resource would it make sense to find underwater
<gmcabrita> water
#235969
< topgun17> ion: reop me
< topgun17> or else
-!- mode/#sdf [+o topgun17] by ion
< jakethom> or else what
<@topgun17> I never come back again
-!- mode/#sdf [-o topgun17] by ion
#19485
<stu> i literally just had good sex
<stu> my cock is still wet
<clay> and to the internet you go
#75067
Dizzy: I went to McDonalds and got this.. Ranch BLT chicken thing...
Dizzy: Now I've got a McTummy Ache...
Dizzy: I think that should be #2 on the menu
Dizzy: cuz thats all you're doing for the hour after you eat it
#11241
<xdeep> does anyone have a computer currently handy
#49808
rej3cter13: To all those applying to college, PLEASE do not write ANYTHING like the following in your college essay! As fun as they are to read...
rej3cter13: "The boat glided across the lake as gracefully and smoothly as a bowling ball wouldn't."
rej3cter13: "...and he realized he loved her. Every time he heard her voice he thought he heard bells, like the sound of a dump truck backing up."
rej3cter13: "She was as tall as a 6 foot 3 inch tree."
rej3cter13: I believe I made my point.
#34036
<smithers> do what the chinese do
<CFC|Laptop> shoot stray animals and cook them?
Comment: irc.bordem.net - #whathappen
#5862
<SDHawk> I tried to go to dictionary.com, but I can't spell it right.
#58217
<Apollo> w00t, finally got my comp running again :D
<Trinexx> dude, you've been gone for two weeks, wtf happened?
<Apollo> my new processor finally arrived in the mail, so I ripped the old one out and smashed it with a hammer. It was when I put the new one in that I noticed it was missing about 6 pins >:/
<Apollo> I fucking hate computers
#79451
[@TheWickerMan] I'd wear white ipod headphones and hook it up to my shit walkman
[@TheWickerMan] then I would walk through the ghetto and look at all these people gathering around like they're going to jack me
[@TheWickerMan] that's when I pulled out the walkman
[@TheWickerMan] and they'd take pity on me...some guy even offered me a buck...
#60481
<Tycho> This game has RABID NERDS. SCARY!
<Rickton> heh
<Rickton> The Nerd's attack should be something like
<Rickton> "He engages you in a discussion about the relative merits of Star Trek and Star Wars."
<Rickton> "Your brain bleeds."
Comment: #xenos on irc.uplinklabs.net
#294592
(@Zigkirby) I mean, could you explain it to me?
(@Polly) I could but I feel I'd be wasting valuable typing energy. I can only type so many characters per day and when I start getting close to the limit i hv to strt lving out lttrs so i dn rn out
(@Jaq) You're having irregular vowel movements
(@Jaq) Perhaps you've caught what I have
#56930
<BobtheAvenger> how be you?
<GreyKnight> Currently trying to beat some C++ into submission
<GreyKnight> COMPILE YOU FREAK
<GreyKnight> I'm tempted to print the code out just so I can set fire to it
#7177
<Tyson> kegs rule
<Tyson> im gonna marry one
<Mousey> ill have an affair with it
#326
[CaptHowdy] [~] $ touch /dev/genitalia
[CaptHowdy] touch: /dev/genitalia: Permission denied
#18754
<Tac0> FiZi
<Tac0> are u connected to the internet?
<FiZi2> What the fuck do you think
#8845
<Fetch#acknak> 19 apache processes
<Fetch#acknak> I think maybe your mail server has a problem ;)
<karlitoX#acknak> are those forked or threaded
<Fetch#acknak> karlitoX: does it matter? its a mail server ;)
<karlitoX#acknak> it's a mail server with aspirations! do not stifle it's creativity
#307990
<glxblt> i really wish life had an undo button
<GargajCNS> i'd be content with a walkthrough
<GargajCNS> or a plot synopsis on wikipedia
#3524
<Ouroboros> Has anyone ever logged into dev0n's FTP?
<Affe> ouro: that some kind of sexual innuendo?
<xpander> is that a euphemism?
<Ouroboros> Possibly
<Ouroboros> Shhh
<Ouroboros> I try to be subtle about these things.
<Affe> in that case, i 'log into dev0ns ftp' all the time
<Ouroboros> Yeah, she gave me her "login" but she won't reply to my "/msgs"
<Affe> dude i had 'sex' with her in the 'butt' the other day
<Affe> oh wait
<Affe> we're being subtle
#10021
<matts> I was on vacation and I saw this casino advertisement on the highway: "LOOSEST $1 SLOTS" and they had a picture of a woman on it and then I realized that this casino ad could be taken the wrong way :P
#6033
<DinoNeil> where the hell is Dan keeping himself these days?
<homeslice> In a jar under the sink.
<homeslice> He's saving it for marriage.
#654
<Freezed> Just wondering if its possible to download a windows 95/98 source code, or ..
#68026
Error_404: heh, everyone in this building except me is so nice
Error_404: their wifi BSSID's are all like... "dad's computer" or "smith family" or the default names
Error_404: and then mine's FUCKYOUDONTTOUCHMYSHIT
#29945
<Al> you left a burning bag of dogshit on the doorstep of my heart
#19313
Red-Fraggle> y'know, I've said this before, and I'm saying it again, a scrotum would make a DAMN fine change purse.