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#67456
<Shaezerus> Sep 21, 2006 Play-Asia.com Order #------- received.
<Shaezerus> Jan 01, 1970 Play-Asia.com Order #------- shipped!
<Shaezerus> Fucking timetraveling import stores.
<Koushiro> And it *still* hasn't arrived!
#56407
<thefwf> "Hello. I am very interested in this item and may be able to meet you in person to collect the hair, or possibly shave it off myself? How old are you? Thank you."
<thefwf> That's what I get for selling my chest hair on eBay
#42306
<insert people trying to convince Kaelic to kick out his GF so he can play more DnD>
<Kaelic> haha to everyone who thinks Kaelic should kick me out! :p Sex is better than D&D!! :)
<lnp-work> hehe
* Leon (random@deg.demon.co.uk) has joined #adnd
* Silly sets mode: +o Leon
<Yeo> can't argue with that
<lnp-work> D&D tend to last longer though :P
* Leon plays guess the subject
* Leon has a wild stab at sex
<lnp-work> ding :P
#213469
<Raws> rofl
<Raws> I was just answering some poor guy's question in #java on another network, while I was watching these dateline things
<Raws> And I was talking about the dateline stuff in another channel
<Raws> So in the other channel, we all decide to change our nicks
<Raws> In the middle of me answering his question, this guy just sees
<Raws> *** Raws is now known as onlinepenisguy_464
<Raws> He just left
#14530
*** Darth-Phenom is now known as Guest38697
*** Sopabuena is now known as Guest21415
*** TheRealMatt is now known as Guest60273
*** Whitney is now known as Guest15303
<Flirbnic> Hey, cool. The sum of all the Guest numbers that just occurred in here, divided by 8, equals 16961.
<Flirbnic> $calc((15303+60273+38697+21415)/8)
<Flirbnic> ...
<Flirbnic> I have no life.
<TheRealMatt> no... no you don't
#4068
<K34R> im not one of these grey haired freaks who flies bitches from out of state then keeps them in a shed
<K34R> but i will be one day <3
#310496
danlamanna: god
danlamanna: watching cspan online instead of on tv requires you to sign-in to your cable package
danlamanna: I can't even watch my own government fuck me for free
#28293
<NeonMorning> I'm so bored I've resorted to entering a general teen chat channel.
<NeonMorning> [02:22:48] <viju> hi girls i am a young male boy who loves to have a peep under the dresses of girls like you or ladies or even housewives. i want to go under the skirts dresses or sarees of all u young n beautiful ladies. i just like to play there and lick all that is avilable down under. Will u allow me under? i Know u want me under ;)
<NeonMorning> English isn't his thing, apparrently.
<Urban_Hermit> he seems to be facinated with Australia...
<NeonMorning> He loves "all that is available in the down under."
<Urban_Hermit> kangaroos... wombats... koalas....
#111110
<wishes-> i always worry when my banks captcha has 4 letters/digits
<wishes-> and they're 'pray'
#306310
<oughts> My finger is vibrating periodically.
<oughts> Like a phone.
<halifax> Ring finger?
#4758
<Navaash> SHIT-FUCKING ASSLICKING ELECTROPLATED BLACK JESUS CHRIST ON AN ELECTRIC MOPED
<mightyflo> times 7.6
<FlipTopBox> squared
<FlipTopBox> with a cherry on top.
<mightyflo> plus alpha!
<FlipTopBox> for matching service
#311142
<l0de> oh shit that "walked over my grave" feeling when someone's IRC nickname is your root password
#34188
<BalefireX> how goes the porn site Peppe316[0]?
<Peppe316[0]> I'm getting my clientel up first
<error> does your mom know yet?
<Peppe316[0]> no
<Peppe316[0]> I haven't talked to her for 10 weeks
<Peppe316[0]> it's nice
<Peppe316[0]> this freedom shit is the fun
<error> was it because she found out you drank and you didn't love the lord?
<Peppe316[0]> possibly
<Peppe316[0]> :(
<Peppe316[0]> er
<Peppe316[0]> :)
Comment: #gideontech
#304895
< jMCg> With something's not right I meant: I just measured my temperature, and although I feel hot, it says 34.
< jMCg> I think I should try that again.
< jMCg> Much better results: 35.8
< jMCg> Lets see what it says when I put it in m
< apanek-work> ...
< jMCg> y tea.
#23467
<Lank|war> man
<Lank|war> a girl once asked me
<Lank|war> what it feels like
<Lank|war> to have an erection
<Boxthor> ....
<Lank|war> and I couldn't figure a way to explain it to her
<Lank|war> they had asked other guys
<Lank|war> and they were like
<Lank|war> "we came to you because you know how to word stuff right"
<Lank|war> and I was like
<Lank|war> uhhhhhh
<Lank|war> it gets hard
#27794
<Dave> I remember, there was a time in my life where I could sleep
<Dave> now, when I lay down it's like "what if one of my downloads finish?"
#300220
<BubbaTheLoveSponge> more facial hair talk: tom
<SpaceGeostrategy> Tom's facial hair is basically the reverse Hitler
<@strifeheart> my head nearly exploded when I saw his beard for the first time
<SpaceGeostrategy> he has facial hair everywhere Hitler didn't
<BubbaTheLoveSponge> whats he doing these days
<SpaceGeostrategy> perhaps he is creating 6 million Jews
#59188
<phlip> I wear it from time to time... I don't usually think about what I'm wearing, just whichever shirt is on top of the pile ;)
<lisa> lol
<lisa> typical male i see
<phlip> well, it makes more sense than the alternative...
<phlip> I mean, who picks the shirt from the bottom of the pile every day? that's just stupid
#311241
<technoid> All of the shirts say "slimmer fit". Are there any "unix admin" sized ones?
#3293
<Object> ric and JibberJim, cna you guys take your little gay fantasies elsewhere?
<ric> hey, my gay fantasies are not "little"...
#36276
<filmgoerjuan> for $11.99 I can send you a booklet outlining my technique for allowing your DVD player to legally copy discs using only a length of rubber tubing and your own urine
#49902
<cg> anyone here able to explain a banking question to me in small words?
<devnull> bank? simple?
<GeminiDomino> cg: "All your money are belong to us"
#300933
< John_D_Home> Sean M is sick, I'm on the phone with (a client), and everyone else doesn't come in for a while
< John_D_Home> Kristoff is in fact our only hope
< Xtoff> I LIEK BURRRRRRITOOOOOSSSS!!!!1
< cputans> he seems like the perfect person to put your hope in
< cputans> yeap
#932
<livewire> I would like to put those fuckers who are protesting bonsaikitten.com in glass bottles
#4827
<Luney> i dunno i took an icq test and it said 180