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#297854
<gauze> having sex with a girl who weighs twice as much as a normal girl doesn't make it a 3some
#46666
< tittyfuckosaurus> I love kidneys
< tittyfuckosaurus> not much else though, not liver or tripe or brains
< tittyfuckosaurus> or tongue
< tittyfuckosaurus> well, I like tongue, but only if it's applied to my penis
< bazzy> i'm the same with liver
#27335
Xelprov: Why did the dinosaurs die?
thenstock: prolly something you did, asshole.
#6833
* Logan learns how to say no to requests of programming assistance.
<loop> uh oh
<loop> that sounds bad for everybody like me
#216681
Colin: So I saw this really hot chick in a bar and I'm thinking man I gotta talk to her. Then i saw she had a black eye and thought, damn, shes taken.
Mike: Looks like someone beat ya to it.
#20009
<DrWatson> MISSING: 1 motivation. Last seen the night before the last exam. Small and unimpressive. Likes to wander. Answers to the name of 'Keith'. Please email DrWatson.
#2324
<trccccc> damn I have eaten enough salsa to kill a small ethiopian town
#16042
<abort416> wow i hope u all send the record companies money or something cuz its illegal to pirate music and movies and tv shows and such
#10362
Skyraider: you might be surprised how black clouds can be :)
MrPumpernickel: rgb: 0,0,0?
#141016
<Sephgara> I've always wondered something...
<Xan> What?
<Sephgara> If you stab a fat person, would you get fat on the knife when you pull if out?
<_Celador> Ah a question for the ages
#15594
<Nani-chan> hey folks, can we keep it semi clean right now? my parents might be watching and i dont wanna get in trouble
<Nani-chan> crack: 14 y.o girl, you dumbass cockless bitch
<RikisuuDelta> quite hypocritical if you ask me
#20485
<cspan> I wonder what IRC was like before the internet
#33888
<Hidden_7> MOTHERFUCKING COMPUTER
<Hidden_7> it is an expensive piece of hardware
<Hidden_7> I've poured my heart, my soul, my LIFE into this bitch
<Hidden_7> and it won't fucking give up the goods
<Hidden_7> so fucking like a chick it's not EVEN funny
#15467
<rogue> I like how matt took the time to tell us he was vomiting
<rogue> it's that kind of detail that really makes this channel work, I think
#3748
<tomg> are there any programs that will scan a remote ip to see if there are any common trojans on it (I want this for GOOD use :))?
<JibberJim> Does anyone know where I can buy big guns, it's okay it's for a GOOD use.
<Eibon> I'm looking for anthrax. Anyone know where I can find some?
#1903
<Delusion> "US attacked by four concurrent hijacking incidents. US gas stations celebrate by immediate 25 cent price increase."
#39738
<Shusty> Do you think they should legalize weed.
<Overand> Well, yes, I think it should at the very least be decriminalized. But dude, look at who you're asking. I"m HIGH.
<Overand> Ask one of your other friends or something. I mean, man, I'm high, on klonopin, and oxy.
<Overand> I'm wearing a tie-die shirt, and listening to a song called "LSD" by a band called "Hallucinogen."
<Overand> I've got a psychedelic winamp plugin displaying in the background of an IRC conversation I'm having about Salvia
<Overand> and other 'research chemicals' (Salvia is a a potent but legal hallucenogen) with a dude I met on an IRC channel called #high.
<Overand> I think I might be a bit biased.
#55209
<Dr_Ian> you are a racist, Maketakunai
<Maketakunai> So what if I am?
<Maketakunai> You have something against racists?
<Dr_Ian> you have something against races?
<Maketakunai> Yes
<Maketakunai> they make my feet hurt
#31945
<MrThePlague> my thumb hurts..
<MrThePlague> hehe
<usrbingeek> don't stick it so far up your ass then
#1844
<c-rOCK> that was sad though when I said "MAN WHAT IF D1 REALLY DID LOOK LIKE THAT" and hes like "Thats my real picture"
<c-rOCK> i felt pretty bad after that
#310766
<tmkf> if you offered steve ballmer a faustian bargain where he could do it all again, with full foreknowledge of how 2000-2010 transpired, but in return he would have to legally change his name to 'stevie peepants' and go by it
<tmkf> would he do it?
<pyna> probably. cause money
<pyna> one of the richest men in the world is named Anurag Dikshit - maybe that happened to him
#943
<SysErr0r> i'm gonna eat a box of chocolate covered strawberries then jerk off
<SysErr0r> hows THAT for romance
<hypr> only romance if you are going to caress your penis with the strawberries
#5603
<Khamosis> Man
<Khamosis> this is so awesome
<Khamosis> I'm playing Nethack right after I installed my GF4
#9936
* Beerbaron oils up the chainsaw and sharpens his axe
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#6125
<HrdwrBoB_> they are poo :)
<HrdwrBoB_> but hten
<HrdwrBoB_> they are not poo
<HrdwrBoB_> so they are poo and not poo AT THE SAME TIME!!
<Fryboy> quantum poo