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#21559
<EnergyWasp> or its your dumbass self's fault.
<EnergyWasp> having a white background, i cant say it surprises me
<Kill_Me> what color is yours EnergyWasp?
<Paralysis> blacker than Michael Jackson, KM
<Paralysis> er, shit
#22470
* KJ 's room is getting to be like aladdins cave
<Hitokiri> molten gold and rubies ?
<KJ> close ;)
<Wumpus> molten cheese and ketchup stains?
<KJ> more like it
#11246
<Saber> help me
<Saber> I just ate a fortune cookie
<Saber> But I don't remember taking the fortune out
#3828
<Sylffor> I prefer "blood-engorged mayonaisse cannon" or "yogurt slinger"
<nitrifik_> ok. Sylffor knows too many colorful synonyms for 'dick'.
* Sylffor is a homosexual, remember?
<nitrifik_> you being gay is fine.
<nitrifik_> I draw the line at "blood-engorged mayonaisse cannon".
#5048
<l0wkey> i used to be a freelance gynecologist
#59293
<Trinexx> holy shit
<Trinexx> we just got robbed
<Trinexx> i didnt even notice
<Trinexx> rebecca came home, asked where her dad was, I said he went to the bank
<Trinexx> she went into our room
<Trinexx> came back
<Trinexx> "ok, where is all my jewelery, the xbox, the stereo, and the tv"
<Trinexx> we got robbed
<Trinexx> by the inlaws
#53269
<TMH> and now I will try a new combination!
<TMH> pringles
<TMH> and garlic and herb dip
* TMH steps forwards into a new frontier!
<TMH> OH MY GOD IT TASTES AWFUL
<@Jude> A new frontier of disgust?
<TMH> it's like eating solid semen
<@Jude> ... Ew.
<TMH> ... not that I have ever eaten solid semen
<@Jude> I was going to ask
<TMH> hm, I'm actually developing a taste for it
<TMH> oh my god I am developing a taste for what I just described as solid semen
<TMH> I AM CONFUSED
#2498
<puppet> a woman can fake an orgasm, but it takes a man to fake an entire relationship
#20838
<TDO_Crips> IRC is just multiplayer notepad.
#7541
< FuzzyKaos > oh oh guess what i got today!!??
< Zooz > Fuzzy - Herpes? :)
#26385
([m1]) so there i was, at the porcelain boardroom, initiating another
"round of layoffs"
([m1]) and the laptop battery warning popped up
([m1]) never wiped and washed so fast
([m1]) the things i do to keep from losing a network connection
#16734
ForeverDamnation: Ben wants to chew on some penis.
blx001: you mean snickers
ForeverDamnation: No, I believe I mean penis.
blx001: no you mean snikers
SmiLex05: is that was the gay communty calls it now
#243551
<Zabbage> I used to do drugs in the 70's.
<Zabbage> Now I don't care what the temperature is.
#300071
[elita] neone care to spare 400 dlls?
[carbine] Lemme check my system32 folder
#27748
<snag> in my dreams it was like i was dreaming as normal but i kept getting pron popups.. heh as if i was watching a movie in full screen then all the sudden .. XXXPASS 4 FREE!
<BombScare> thats cause you always jerk off to the free preivew section of porn sites before you go to bed
#45867
<nV`StOkE> If /quit and /connect are swimming in the ocean, and /connect gets eaten by a shark, who's left?
<ToiletDuck-pwny-> /quit is
<nV`StOkE> wtf.
* nV`StOkE has quit IRC (Quit: is)
Comment: #pubmasters
#61958
< shad0w1e> hmm sleepydog, you said that reiserfs would only be faster in some "extreme" situations
< shad0w1e> would you consider KDE booting up to be an extreme situation?
#33177
<Lazesharp> fuck
<Lazesharp> just knocked my case
<Pioneer> and...
<Lazesharp> bye bye Movies A - L
Comment: Hard drive problems
#55374
<Jess_school> I'm about to go watch a girl defend her thesis
<KainX> Of all the things I could watch a girl do, "defend her thesis" isn't at the top of the list.
#331
<Dipstick> I saw my Univ. Physics prof. at anime club : |
<Dipstick> and he has a Card Captor Sakura wallscroll in his office (that's pretty damn fruity)
<guDgiD> Dipstick: BLACKMAIL
<Dipstick> NO!
<Dipstick> actually, there's a no hentai policy there :
#28526
<+nPHo> no.life = this is what you have if you are looking at this.
<smcn> haw i didn't look at it
#56274
<guyadams[serious]> where do you live teloch
<Teloch> NC.
<guyadams[serious]> North korea?
<guyadams[serious]> or north carolina
<Teloch> Korea starts with a "K", in case you didn't see that.
#16883
[#perl]
<fraggle> how many days does it take to compile perl 5.6.1 on a 486?
<diclophis> haha
#37835
<Bikke> Whoah, I'm in better shape than I'd expected.
<Bikke> 3 miles plus 6-700 vertical feet in like 20 mins
<GauHelldragon> that is a very impressive jump :o
#4182
<Object> next thing you know she'll be sticking dildo's up my ass
<Object> that's just harsh
<[ric]> well it's harsh if it isn't lubed