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#296656
<@HyperHacker> lol wut
<@HyperHacker> I was just about to fap
<@HyperHacker> and then a song came on
<@HyperHacker> "Grip - Every Little Thing"
<@HyperHacker> D:
#24370
<mindsnare> 48%
<mindsnare> bah
<mindsnare> hurry up bangbus
<saboteur> is that like netbus?
#2296
<maff> the grue wears a +3 amulet of bling blingin'
#4762
<tatsumi> I wish I could look up and see the stars.
<Toen> you can, if you go outside
<tatsumi> ...... go where?
#30471
<tito> so get this
<FireEgl> O_o
<tito> i took chunky girl out for a drink cuz tomorrow (well technically today) is her birthday
<tito> we're at the bar in Chilis
<tito> which was like the only cool place over in that part of town
<tito> we're sitting there, just getting into our
drinks
<tito> and these two older chicks come in, sit down, order drinks
<tito> and one of them is like "today's my birthday, guess how old I am.." or somerthing
<tito> so the girl i'm with deadpans: "35"
<tito> *moment of silence*
<FireEgl> ehhe
<tito> other chick: "dammit how did you guess"
<tito> and i'm like "CHECK PLEASE!"
#7620
<shadok> CNN: Germany seals Nazi slave labor compensation deal
<shadok> i think they should just invite all the remaining survivors to free
"compensation camps"
#11261
* Tomko slaps saber with Oprah's clitoris, which resembles some kind of gnarled and pulsating sweet potato
<ducks> WTF
#294592
(@Zigkirby) I mean, could you explain it to me?
(@Polly) I could but I feel I'd be wasting valuable typing energy. I can only type so many characters per day and when I start getting close to the limit i hv to strt lving out lttrs so i dn rn out
(@Jaq) You're having irregular vowel movements
(@Jaq) Perhaps you've caught what I have
#41070
<DJvenom> ::::) spiderman
#32463
<@kisama> WHAT'S UP FAGETS
<rabiator> WHATS UP BICTH
* rabiator was kicked by kisama (ONLY I GET TO BE AN ASSHOLE, BICTH")
#44618
<looksofat>I sent my mom out for food 3 hours ago
<looksofat> stupid mom eating world
#22197
< ILjWerk> I'm on terror alert level fuscia
#251308
<Buck> if you got like thousands of chameleons together
<Buck> could you use them as a monitor?
#1916
-PDC:#windowsnt- MCSE = Must Consult Someone Experienced
(L0ki) MCSE=Mindsweeper Consultant and Solitare Expert
(nexxai) MCSE = Must Consult (with) Someone Else
#5741
(nexxai) chali: can I flood your port? maybe brute force my worm through your backdoor....sniff some packets perhaps?
#300060
<@g3nocide> I must warm my wrists up for some counter strike source
<@g3nocide> back in 30 seconds
<ne0n> he means he's gonna masturbate.
#133097
<Peppery> i did get started on that xml thing
<Peppery> then got bored and wrote a program that prints random strings and makes my terminal look like the matrix
#230486
<OOPz> 'who had flown from American to give evidence' - the independant
<OOPz> does nobody proof read any more?
<wiseman303> no
<wiseman303> they have spell cheque!
#11485
<jre> I know how to end racism. It involves a lot of fucking.
<egg> 1st ANNUAL ORGY TO END RACIAL DISCRIMINATION
<Idiotsavant> Usher in the vaunted age of syphilis
#116801
<@Foxhill> apparently when you piss in the sink, good etiquette says you're sposed to lift the plates up first
#1409
<aCidbOy> can anyone help me out? I've been locked up for 6 months (by the INS - They were trying to deport me... long story)... I just got back out, and I'm trying to get back into the scene... I just need a good lead on sites... all my old ones are dead... thanx
#261
<EFX>I hate it when the cats stare at me when I go into the livingroom to jackoff to pornos :(
#31143
<Berzerker> i think i just farted at about 25 hz
#6146
<DeMaci> i was def taller than you at nats
<BDavis> i was in a wheelchair
#47251
[@xe\ara] a kid raped a care bear at my store a while back
[@xe\ara] cut a hole in it
[@xe\ara] and bam
[@xe\ara] left some nog in it. the woman that found him doing that
[@xe\ara] thought he was stuffin it with shit to steal
[@xe\ara] reached her hand in...
[@xe\ara] wasnt pleasant
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