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#2200
<D\TOX> my wife pushed from 2-4 pm and then they said "fuck it" and got the foreceps and all that fun stuff
<D\TOX> but they gave her an episiotimy
<D\TOX> the doc took out these scissors with teeth and cut the skin between her vagina and anus
<CoMBo> so when she takes a shit, it can leak into her cunt now?
<D\TOX> no, I don't know what it's like in canada, but they stiched her up afterwards
<D\TOX> they didn't give her some timbits and say "go back to your igloo"
#297921
<bsparks> So, I guess I'm single.
<Tribal> I guess so
<bsparks> well, I'm gonna install Linux a few times
#6786
<nwa_> someone sniff me and send me a copy of all the info you collect, i am most interested
<beeMind> nwa_: I've been sniffing you and I have some info. You smell funny.
#294457
<khonsu> I dunno, I gave up on the LoTR books :P
<Madda> Oh
<Madda> Yeah, but that's understandable
<Madda> Tolkien makes wonderful worlds.
<Madda> But in terms of actually writing the stories?
<Madda> He's not so good.
<Valtieri> Madda: And goes on about 'em for 50 pages :P
<Madda> So, yeah, like, they were travelling.
<Madda> It was a clear day.
<Madda> The sun was high in the sky.
<Madda> The road they were walking on was lined with trees.
<Madda> The trees? They were like elm or something.
<Madda> Oh? What's on them? Well...
<Madda> It's like an uneventful part of a D&D game being run by a good DM but with a bunch of paranoid players.
<khonsu> hahaha
<khonsu> perfect
<Madda> "What does the road look like? IT'S A FUCKING ROAD, JUST GET ON WITH THE ADVENTURE!"
#50427
<bog2435> i wunna ask bout INVERT in msPaint -> i invert the image, save.. but then when i open it and invert it it goes backwards to the original!
<bog2435> how do i save it inverted so it can't be reversed to the original.. i want to protect my photo from steal, see!
#6601
Fred> This computer deserves to go to hell
Max> Dont you mean Siliconhell?
Fred> What ?
Max> Its the place where all dead calculators go to
Fred> Really?
#311675
<worf_> ... FML
<worf_> "how to prevent Edge from reopening a page after a crash?"
<worf_> 1. unplug your ethernet cable and disable your wifi connection
<worf_> 2. start edge, which wont be able to load the page that is causing the crash because there is no internet connection
<worf_> 3. close the offending tab
#67052
<jessecrouch> any of you ever play those mmorpg sex/relationship games?
<f0rked> like, myspace?
Comment: #null
#55078
ppcCube: my daughter found a big pile of pennies the other day in some parking lot... "as she was picking them up, a passer by asked 'oh do you collect pennies?'" and my daughter blurts out "Pennies?! screw that, i collect money"
#2576
<dregan> Speaking of which, I got myself a new girlfriend.
<dregan> And she has a bigger dick than my last boyfriend.
<dregan> Skillz.
#42127
< lysol> this one girl I'm friends with in irc left me this comment "his bad-boy reputation as a slashdot troll combined with incredible compassion towards cute fuzzy animals would probably set off some maternal urge to propagate his genes in me if i had such a thing but instead i just want to blow him until i cry semen"
#32419
<Shavnir> I missed lunch
<Shavnir> and breakfast
<Shavnir> i'll nuke a pizza then >_<
<Mayseth> Typical American behaviour
<Mayseth> Oh, I missed a meal. I'll just nuke this poor defenseless pizza!
#12897
<Carter> How did you guys used to think babies were made?
<Carter> I thought it was about urine!
<Carter> I thought you had to mix urine, so I peed in this bucket and I tried to get my brother to do the same so that I could have a baby in the bucket
#22317
<eidos> INFINITE/2 = middle, DUH
#7885
<Halcr0> If I had a knife, I'd shoot you
#242631
<will_smith> gay people shouldn't be able to use the same bathroom as me
<Merihell{CD}> you shouldn't be able to use the same bathroom as anyone else
<will_smith> no really think about it
<will_smith> if gay men are able to use the same bathroom as me
<Merihell{CD}> it would turn them straight?
<will_smith> i should be able to use the same bathroom as women
<Merihell{CD}> and turn them gay?
#60441
<Quietus> I'm still banned from #idiots-club >:(
<factnfiction101> Maybe your to big of an idiot?
<orb> Maybe you're* too* big on an idiot
<Quietus> Maybe you're too big of* an idiot
<orb> >:|
#3229
* WestBeach pretends hes an earthquake and flies around the room
<WestBeach> oops
<WestBeach> i meant to type...
<WestBeach> uhhh
<WestBeach> airplane
#45900
<biiaru> http://www.boston.com/news/odd/articles/2005/06/19/six_legged_puppy_found_in_malaysia/
<KX> O_O
<Rdl|[DRW]> yea
<Rdl|[DRW]> he has 2 peni too
<darkgamerGS> wtf
<KX> XD
<Rdl|[DRW]> bet he'll grow up to be popular with tha bitches
<darkgamerGS> XD!
Comment: #dyo, irc.mediadriven.net
#309382
<Zor> what kind of resource would it make sense to find underwater
<gmcabrita> water
#13969
<[]qube> Plz, someone tell me where i can download GEFORCE 4, i need it, i got so low fps in cs =( /msg me FAST!!!!!!!
#10213
<Blaxthos> any fat bitches with inner beauty wanna chat ?
#7477
* terra begins dousing people in gasoline
<hngkong> Terra, why kill us?
<terra> Shush
<terra> it's perfume
#53534
Anony-X>so its dark right
Anony-X>and theres something wet on my shirt
Anony-X>my imediate thought is gravy left from tea
Anony-X>so i lick it
Anony-X>turns out i sneezed earlier...
Anony-X>=[
Anony-X>this is the worst new years ever.