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#3818
<CYBORG> who is an amateur of SAILING ? message me..
<CYBORG> i am planning my most incredible experience... soon......
<CYBORG> i need brave partener....
<CYBORK> for wild sea adventure........
#307478
<evelyn> hmm
<evelyn> having two computers playing two instances of the same MMO at once has its social advantages
<evelyn> one being female, i can manipulate men while the other watches to see what they say after i leave
<evelyn> the other being male, i can get the rebound on the female in question who had suffered from my advances upon her object of affection
<evelyn> perhaps unfortunately, this appears to be my sole joy in continuing to play this game
#151230
<LSnK> Defrag is one of those programs that gets more and more shit with each version of Windows.
<LSnK> 98: Real time view, you can see what it's doing and might even learn something.
<LSnK> XP: Boring line.
<LSnK> Vista: Never used it
<LSnK> I'm guessing it doesn't show anything at all.
<Falc> It's just a spinning disk.
<Falc> If Microsoft made cars you'd have a 'Hit speed limit light'
<Falc> As opposed to a conventional speedometer.
#33468
<djevan> ok i'm going to jump off a fucking bridge
<RonJo> why??
<djevan> i was reading bash a couple weeks ago and my dad comes in and asks 'what site is that' and i told him bash.cx
<djevan> well today him and i went shopping
<djevan> and we're talking, and he goes 'so have you checked out the latest additions to bash'
<RonJo> OMG that's a geeks worst nightmare dude
* RonJo hands dj the bullet
<djevan> thanks
*** Quits: djevan (Exit: killing myself ask RonJo for details)
#112683
<WeiGonChi> I'm gonna kill someone if my back doesn't sort itself out
<Damage> not with ur back in that state
#301066
<+conundrum> Indeed.
<+sev> did you know that every time you say indeed you amplify your douchitude factor
<+conundrum> sev: I thought I just seemed more like Teal'C.
<+sev> that only works if you're a big black dude with pure gold embeded in your forehead
<+sev> when you're a skinny white bitch you just sound like a date rapist.
<+conundrum> Indeed.
Comment: #watch, EFnet
#16408
<Hexboy>I have a good idea.
*Hexboy Stares at the wall
#52819
<Kodan> god! why is it that 99.9% of every medicine out there HAS to come in cherry?
<Kodan> why the hell not banana, or orange?
<kodan> Cherries SUCK!
<Nick> not the virgin kind ;)
<Kodan> ...that's the most immature thing i've read all week
#38535
<mata> so my friend is telling me this story... hes going at it with this chick.. . her beds on the floor on top of a box spring.. but still on the floor.. so hes banging this chick.. and all of the sudden her dog comes over and LICKS HIS ANUS..full on anal lick. went straight for it.. not a cheeck not a leg.. but his ANUS... but like a trooper he kept pumping away and just tried to push the dog away with his other hand
#15163
*** WiLD`stripped is now known as WiLD2`dummphuck
<Swarthy_Foreskin> wild, how was the stripping
<WiLD2`dummphuck> didn't get to it
<WiLD2`dummphuck> Nicole called
<Swarthy_Foreskin> bah
<Swarthy_Foreskin> damn women
<Swarthy_Foreskin> keep getting in the way of you getting your pants off
<Catalyst88> and theirs
<Swarthy_Foreskin> yeah
#12088
<DrStrange> i want to be sodomized by lezbians with strap on pickles.
#21391
<Waffles111> does "nihon ni sukimashita" bean "I have arrived in Japan"?
<Waffles111> oh, nevermind
<Waffles111> it was "tsukimashita"
<Cap`nRatboy> it means "jesus, theres tentacles in holes i didnt even know i had."
#33810
<splice> Pakistani president tells CNN he believes troops have surrounded al Qaeda fighters protecting "high-value target." Details soon.
<splice> goatse will be captured!
#2413
<myhero> I think this is what I wanted to say, or something like this
<myhero> how about making a holiday the opposite of thanksgiving
<myhero> where your a bitch and hate everything in the world for one day
<myhero> that's what I did today
<myhero> it felt great
<Tik-Tok> that doesn't need to be a holiday
<Tik-Tok> most people are like that day to day
<myhero> yeah maybe
<myhero> well on this holiday, how about people try just a little bit harder to hate people
<myhero> ya know, in the spirit of the holiday
<myhero> hate people a little bit more
#8285
<Weirdo_God_of_Insanity> Communism is like Spandex. Good idea, but then real people started using it. Things got real ugly from there.
#12558
<RaptorII> Screwing with people's minds is my ultimate pasttime however.
<Supe> Or is it?!
#50723
<Kyrion> do NOT eat a hot pizza naked
<Kyrion> correction
<Kyrion> do NOT drop a slice of hot pizza on yourself when you are naked
<Fibbles> don't irc when naked
<Fibbles> freak
#7175
<Punk-In-Drublic> ill look at my penis... and laugh... or will i cry??
<Mousey> it deoends if you drew a happy face or a sad face on it ross
#295812
<@toastydea> dear lord, i have to have "the talk" with my mom
<@toastydea> about why we can't be friends on facebook
#5956
<@Bojangle> My mom tells me I need to get laid
#11139
<JigglyHandle> Who's the cockless drunk running my ISP?!
<K-Ecchi> You called?
#52807
(@K) patches to 1.1
(TurboDttL) I'm a pirate so I use iPatches
#30527
(Spudman) Being the british people you are, do you ever say "rightio then chap, ta ta?"
(Intron|Away) being the american you are, do you regularly shoot people on your own team in games ?
#7539
< ryll > "putting the 'fun' back into fundamentalism, and the 'laughter' back into sectarian slaughter"
#26218
<IAmQueenLara> Oh yeah, I remember you... You disappeared one night after I sent you my photo