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#225719
scaramouche: My inhibitions are the only thing keeping me from fucking everything that walks erect.
scaramouche: ... >_<
scaramouche: I don't know how to salvage that sentence.
WildTang3nt: That is so fucking epic, I can't even make a witty remark about it.
WildTang3nt: Instead I shall stare in reverence for several moments
scaramouche: Yes, kneel before me, mortal.
WildTang3nt: I'll kneel before you... :) so I can eat you out ;)
scaramouche: I knew that was coming.
scaramouche: GAH/
scaramouche: FOR FUCK'S SAKE JUST GAG ME.
WildTang3nt: with... what? ;)
scaramouche: AAAAAAAH WHY CAN'T I STOP
scaramouche: SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP
#12342
<Atob> YOU CANT SAY "I SEE" IN TWO CHARACTERS IT'S LAZY
<Mortimer> fine
<Mortimer> i'll take a note of that
<Atob> Unless you're being ironic, then it's fine.
<Atob> But you have to be inside an ironclad and claim sanctuary.
<Mortimer> "i am presently in visual and mental awareness of the aforementioned fact"
<Mortimer> sound good?
<Atob> Sure is.
#7030
<Adar> "If you handle an envelope and some white powder spills out, you should _____________?"
<Boog|Happy> "Sniff it?"
#1186
<chick> sparks makes me heppy :)
<chick> I mean HEMPY :p
#66954
* eml pokes suve in the eye
<@suve> :O
<@eml> No, you mean .O
#53284
<ShroomDuck> but the head we get here in ontario is fuckin horrible
<ShroomDuck> HEAT!
<ShroomDuck> I MEANT HEAT!
#18140
<heffster> next thing on my to do list is to lose my virginity
<heffster> i'll probably have to fork out money for that too
#82731
DanielKeep : Ooh, do you have one of those IRC clients that beeps when it sees your name, miller[]?
benny99 : DanielKeep: cool, let's write a script that plays a melody by highlighting him :)
DanielKeep : Now *there's* an idea
DanielKeep : 1-bit music via IRC spamming
#301808
<Flack> hey guys whats the link to that website that goes through a little animation telling you to google things
#63337
VarnTheGreat: I have some orange drink thing here and grape juice.
VarnTheGreat: Do I mix them together?
xTedHeadx: Yes.
xTedHeadx: Make groringe juice.
xTedHeadx: ...No, that sounds too much like groin juice.
VarnTheGreat: Haha.
xTedHeadx: Make orrape juice.
xTedHeadx: ...Yeah I don't think they'll mix well, judging by the names.
VarnTheGreat: Hahahaha.
#8719
<AndrewB> Lonely..
<Linguica> aww
<AndrewB> Come to bed and snuggle with me.
<AndrewB> Er, wrong window.
#307245
<Lastair> japanese cosmo
<Lastair> 10 hot sex tips!
<Lastair> tips 1-10: whimper like you're being raped
#306012
panjohnl: Bad joke time! So Helium walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "We don't serve noble gases here."
panjohnl: Helium doesn't react.
panRJK: you know what I say to that?
panRJK: He He He
#33402
Frylock: that was the best conversation ever!
Pie: what was?
Frylock: i was getting stoned at a friends house last night, so i called him a few hours ago to pick me up and i asked where he was and he says "jail, where are you?"
Pie: lol
Frylock: "WHAT?!" "I'm in jail, the place with the cops and the prisoners"
Pie: lol o_o
Comment: True Story...He got out the same night.
#21790
* @Super-Vipeo [Super Mario Brothers Theme Song-Nintendo] - [0.65mb; 1:24; 64kbps; 44khz; mono]
<@Cockroach> I saw a quicktime movie of a guy playing that on the piano
<@Cockroach> and about every other mario song
<@Cockroach> was kind of scary... then people on the CS forum started posting about learning sailor moon songs on their clarinets
<@Cockroach> and suddenly the Mario guy was normal again...
#13927
<Meke|Sleep> Lates, thanks. I'll tell the people of the world that IRCops aren't big bad ogres who like to hurt innocent pieces of cheese with their claws.
#43950
<@sporn> the rude fucks who live behind are playing loud pappy music
<@sporn> so I turned the mower on and left it in the back yard
Comment: #notmelbourne, oz.org
#7931
<SPACEBOY|GTA3> when the pain stops... thats when you know you've kicked the bucket
<nuggetman> i just read the obituaries to make sure i'm not there
#51050
<@kickaha> I'm beginning to be seduced by the life of leisure shit.
<Franoculator> run for President. You get 6 weeks of vacation per month.
<`WarpKat> yea...and also whenever there's a crisis
#33975
xdev0luti0nx: If chinese food is too americanized, I never like it
Serrated Sp00n: lol. All chinese food is americanized, Hannah.
Serrated Sp00n: Real chinese people couldn't afford to eat chinese food the way we do.
#3780
(nexxai) I just tried to light my smoke, but I forgot to put it in my mouth, and burnt my nose :(
(nexxai) I lit the lighter, then realized the smoke was still on the desk
(nexxai) D:
#11042
(@MpTaNk) today, somthing on TV was going in slow motion, and my first reaction was "Damnit, the tv is lagging"
#311629
< jayis> yesterday my architect said our base64 encoded username "token" is encrypted and i said it isn't and then he said it is and i said it isnt and then he walked away
#53475
<veeeeee> so Brittanys gynecologist was giving Brittany a pap smear and the gyne is like, "I have a son who is 26, and hes really into artists...would you mind if I gave you his number?"
<jessecrouch> hahahhhHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH
<ecks> veeeeee: wow, how inappropriate and creepy.
<ecks> goddamn
<veeeeee> yeah. Id feel pretty confident with my vagina though after that. Like a gynecologist wanted my vagina to be her vagina-in-law
#311648
<ericwood> there's a special place in my heart for americanized chinese food
<Cipher-0> Those are angina pains, ericwood.