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#32464
<BlackDeth> dont tell me what i am
<BlackDeth> i know what i am
<ckx> alright popeye
#310054
<@dmd> two old people were arguing over whose car a car was
<@dmd> and one was demonstrating that their key worked
<@dmd> and the other was using the impeccable argument that "it looks like my car"
<@dmd> i was at a stop light so i had to leave
<@dmd> but i assume this was resolved either by the correct party getting in and driving away
<@dmd> or by thunderdome
#18282
[cyclochuu] any of u guys ever fuck a watermelon after its been in the microwave
#305962
<Joh> I had a friend who was crazy
<Joh> Once, randomly, while we were in town he walked up to a man waiting outside a shop and asked him
<Joh> "Hi, I just want to know how well the anti-memory serum worked, can you remember the number your sister told you yesterday?"
<Joh> The man says "I don't have a sister"
<Joh> My friend looks all serious then says "Damn, it worked too well."
<Joh> This man gave him the weirdest look, then my friend walked off.
#33197
<Celeste> hey walra, fucking me, to a man, is what a big bucket of fried chicken is to you
<walra> oooooh
#17397
<SAMMY> i'm so fucking HAMMERINAEOAED
<SAMMY> i'm getting pototao ships
<SAMMY> chiptns
<SAMMY> fuck it
<LoRdZephyR> SHIPS
<LoRdZephyR> LOL
<LoRdZephyR> gonna go sailing?
<SAMMY> fucking chopked on a ship
<SAMMY> CHOCKING NO FUCKING SHIPS
#19541
<Samurai> She isn't forcing anyone! she haven't asked them of nothing½!
<enisoc> how the hell do you type a ½ symbol by accident??
#11609
<Lac> Whats so unfathomable of: Double click zip file, hit extract, click the C: Drive, hit ok.
<hmne> Slow down, double what?
#17280
<Tetrad> holy shit
<Tetrad> I found a sword worth 110000
<hoho> holy shit
<hoho> no ones cares
#298760
<Jason Iscariot> To me, every commercial just advertises TiVo.
#6852
<greg> You know what's wrong with this channel, Nathan buys laptops and scotch, and you people ask him what kind of laptops.
#14526
<oneo|SUMMER> the US has some of the best schools in the nation
#3304
<Kayma> Ahh, there's blood flowing thorugh my caffeine vessels!
#116343
<IdleFire> back later perhaps, playing aoe with the girlfriend
* Quits: IdleFire (IdleFire@idlefire.net) (Quit: IdleFire)
<MadManMarkAu> Wait, he has a girlfriend, and he prefers to play AoE?
<MasterCJ> thats nothing
<MasterCJ> once he was in bed with her
<MasterCJ> naked
<MasterCJ> and was on irc
<MasterCJ> and she was playing aoe
<MadManMarkAu> :s
#19405
<|Omen|> "Perl in a Nutshell 2nd Edition", 738 pages
<|Omen|> What the fuck kinda nutshell is that? Coconut?
#15851
<NikeMan> Uuuuh, in 10 mins i'll be driving boat. And it's 9am
<NikeMan> Suckz
<Camus> I could drive if I wanted to but I don't feel like turning on my playstation.
<Fleebis> lol
#6043
<Corndog24> the corndog got dumped tonight
<The_Freak> Don't worry Corn, you're still cousins, right?
#53583
<kalleboo> hmm, i haven't pooped all day, even though i've had to go since this morning.
<Beelzebozo> go for it
<Beelzebozo> don't forget your bluetooth keyboard so you can write-only chat us
<Beelzebozo> trip report every 90 seconds pls
<nazisatan> ok that's it, I'm leaving
* kalleboo-mobile (~kalleboo-@78CFDE6.4FEB9D9A.B38660D2.IP) has joined #gbs-fm
<nazisatan> uh
<Beelzebozo> ha ha
<FT> Haha
<kalleboo-mobile> ok i an here
<kalleboo-mobile> sitting down
<FT> k
<Beelzebozo> that belongs on a list of You Know You're Addicted to Internet If...
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<Beelzebozo> he fell in!
<nazisatan> hahaha
#78867
<Atlas> I just realized something
<Digerat> hmm?
<Atlas> When I'm typing, my main hands aren't on the main how row
<Atlas> They're on WASD
<Atlas> Not even kidding.
#2460
<Ortem> You see...My penis is very much like a sherbert dib dab
<Graeme> short, thin, soft and often in children's mouths.
#7515
<LadyLegs> i'm anal about what goes into my body
#19485
<stu> i literally just had good sex
<stu> my cock is still wet
<clay> and to the internet you go
#310978
<!spaghetti> What's that thing deaf people have
< FrobtheBuilder> peace and quiet?
#118850
<andr00> go ahead and google "meet russian women"
<andr00> hit "I'm feeling lucky", since it sounds like you are!
<chronomex> are you sure? this feels a little uncomfortable
<andr00> ok, well hit "I'm feeling uncomfortable."
#67077
<+Clariax> M_Tabak fears paper cutters
<+M_Tabak> I don't like paper cutters. I think it's their attitude. They're all about destruction and tearing things apart. That's not what I'm all about. I'm about togetherness. You know who has it right? Staplers. Staplers, man.