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#48288
<Sargasm> It must be a bitch to write your name in the snow in Arabic
#3099
<spazzer> i think i'm wearing my mom's pants right now
<spazzer> what the FUCK
#47360
<Talikira> (\_(\
<Talikira> ( o-o)
* Milon_Eliad beheads tali's creature with text
<Talikira> o( ( ")( ")
#28352
<Dabz|Work> it IS friday today isn't it?
<pL1> yeh, it is
<pL1> cut down on the vodka
<Dabz|Work> thought so
<Dabz|Work> it's not that...
<Dabz|Work> noone else has turned up to work
<Dabz|Work> i'm sat all alone in a dark office
<pL1> creepy
<Dabz|Work> i was beginning to wonder if it was the weekend and I'd come in by mistake
#76331
Truespin: So ya'll know how i work with an advertising firm right? Well today i was put on company probation... if i so much as steal a paperclip, im fired and charges are being pressed against me.
Truespin: We had a meeting today, with ideas for a "reverse racism" campaign for the local highschool. They asked for us to all brainstorm, and i had this brilliant stroke of genius.
Truespin: I held up a note pad with the following poster idea:
Reverse Racism, promote equality
reggin edaps cips oobaggij gongin yeknom-hcrop
knihc iloom ekyk sgorf rethgif-thgin
Truespin: I thought it was brilliant... apparently the senior executive didnt. He actually walked over, slapped me, and told me to get the fuck out of the office before he kicked my ass (he was black btw)
Truespin: So needless to say, im not going to think outside the box any time soon...
#30957
<nomad> everything loads so fast on this computer
<nomad> I have no time to decide what I will do next
#31932
<[noam]> this fucking downhill pinball bingo fucking shit in fucking sonic heroes is fucking rediculous
<[noam]> GOD
<[noam]> U JUST FALL OFF THE FUCKIN GBORED
<[noam]> JUST FALL OFF
<[noam]> JUST FUCKIN GROLL OFF THE END AND FUCKIN GFUALL OFF
<[noam]> JUST ROLL OFF THE FUCKING HILL AND COMITT SUICIDE
<[noam]> ALL 3 OF U
<[noam]> SONIC THEN KNUCKLES THEN TAILS
<[noam]> ALL 3 OF U ECHIDNA COCKSUCKERS
<splice> do i see a controller throw in your future
<[noam]> splice i actually have a controller next to me
<[noam]> with the chord cut off
<[noam]> so i can throw it
#117599
<Celox> I'd be terrible with kids, specifically bedtime stories, I can't lie to kids
<Celox> they'd ask me if that really happened and I'd just say no, citing all the historical and scientific inaccuracies
<Celox> then I'd explain human psychology as best we understand it as a means of further proving that would never happen because people don't really act like that
<Celox> but then I'd reassure them that due to quantum physics in an alternate dimension far away from here it is entirely possible that something did happen that was at least fairly similar to the story even though we have no worldly form of proving it within our collective lifetimes
<Celox> then I'd say goodnight
#1320
(pervert) roy: get off your "would be heterosexual if i had enough options to have a preference" ass and go get some :P
#6986
<vamp_work> some guy named Debian hacked my box and made it unstable
<vamp_work> it tells me every time I log in
#34261
<Kurt> there should be a tv show "ARABS BLOW UP THE DARNDEST THINGS"
#14258
<Sigurd> a sprite is anything not static
<SRElysian> a sprite is a variable object
<SRElysian> be it 2d or 3d
<TorMuck> a sprite is a fucking soda
<TorMuck> you god damn geekass bastards
#57077
<Dyno> Lesbian porn IS boring. Do I want to watch a hamburger eat another hamburger? No. I want to eat that fucking hamburger. Both of them.
#8662
<iggypop> i told my gf some shit when i was drunk, and now she's like "you weren't just saying that because you were drunk, were you?"
<iggypop> and i don't have a fucking clue what i said
#297001
<chris> so a friend of mine had his senior prom on friday
<chris> and someone wanted to pay tribute to a kid that went to that school and died in a car accident
<chris> so he went to the DJ and asked to have a song dedicated to the kid
<chris> guess it was loud in the place because the DJ called the dead kid up to the DJ booth
<chris> ...the room went silent
#311335
< danl> being lazy and running everything as root is so much easier
< danl> lol
< danl> damn it
< danl> I screwed up my script and lost a years worth of access logs
#10489
<deimos> what are you installing?
<hep> your mom
<hep> YourMom v.2.4.5
<deimos> wow
<deimos> yourmom kept panicing on me
<hep> she does that deimos
#12787
<Wilke> LEMME SHOW YOU MY FORECAST
<Wilke> COLD WITH LOTS OF FUCKING SNOW AND LIGHTNING
<Wilke> LOW OF REALLY FUCKING COLD
<Wilke> HIGH OF REALLY NOT QUITE AS FUCKING COLD
#28747
<xcp> I left a windows xp cd on the seat of my car, someone broke in and left 2 more.
#21034
<Hatter_ui> Honestly, could you love yourself anymore you fuck?
<Otto> As a matter of fact, yes.
<Otto> My ribs are being removed as we speak.
#295891
<akari> it went kinda like this
<akari> "what, a game developer? you wanna learn to make pacman and tetris clones? yo i can teach you how"
<akari> i was like, yeah, sure, but i want to make better games in the future
<akari> "okay well... come over to my house, let me fuck you in the ass, and afterwards i'll teach you some c++"
<akari> "i mean thats what its going to be like for the rest of your life anyway. sure you get used to it after the first year or so but for a while you wake up each morning with a sore ass wondering where your life went wrong... and you remember its because you decided to let that hippie teach you about game development"
<akari> then he said something about it being one step above living as a starving, aids-ridden child in africa
<akari> so i guess im going to be a physics major instead
<HeroDrool> Heh, at least with Physics you'll be sucking tiny dicks instead of being reamed by big ones.
<akari> what do you mean?
<HeroDrool> That's probably what you'll be doing in exchange for having the Asians complete your homework.
#2576
<dregan> Speaking of which, I got myself a new girlfriend.
<dregan> And she has a bigger dick than my last boyfriend.
<dregan> Skillz.
#32378
* @Mike destroys a person's karma by modding him offtopic
<@Mike> >:)
<@Zero> lol
<@Mike> ok, another 5 mod points abused at slashdot
<@Mike> my day is complete
#302145
< incluye> Oh my fucking are you serious
< incluye> Today's the day for Lesson 4.04 in Modern World Studies in my online course.
< incluye> GUESS WHAT ERROR I GET WHEN I GO TO IT
#2771
<Elfin> Santa Claus broke in through my window last night.
<Kashan> did he leave you a new window