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#37967
<icrlym> whats the best irc client for linux
<fnord> irssi
<+Popdog> irssi
<wo|2m> irssi
<icrlym> where can i get it
fnord> irssi.org
<+Popdog> irssi.org
<NarkLoaf> irssi.org
<wo|2m> irssi.org
<fnord> lol.
<+Popdog> lol
<wo|2m> lol.
<NarkLoaf> lol.
Comment: #linux on gamesurge
#48735
(Lurking) did you know that 62% of statistics are made up on the spot?
(Nick) did you know that joke is unfunny 100% of the time?
#22076
<@Xin> stfu loxley. go back to denmark!
<@Xin> fake swede cunt!
<@loxley> Xin: okay .fi wannabe
<@Xin> OMFG
<@Xin> THAT WAS LOW
#20632
<Manuva> who keeps uploading the college fuckfest shit? Cause it sucks
<Minion> one of em was okay, I didn't download it from the ftp tho
<Manuva> but they're so obviously fucking staged
<Manuva> It's like they're saying "Hey this is what happens at college and you're missing it fag!"....but it's bullshit :(
<Minion> so what
<Minion> who cares if its fucking authentic
<Manuva> Me...I wanna see some bitch get clubbed in the face by a lamp and get beastfucked by 3 guys
#25475
<D4NG3R0U5> when a girl says 'blow me' what the fuck does she mean
<Ravenouse1> basically, she's telling you to suck her cock
#7152
<Fryboy> stormos sister aint that bad
<stormo> please don't talk about my sister like that
<ambrness> go back to insulting me and my taste, Fryboy .. safer ground
<stormo> she has more integrity than to go out with some loser who spends all his life on IRC
<Fryboy> ahahahah
-ambrness- thats why incest is out of the question for him
#14312
[Red-Fraggle] I just noticed sumthin'... Those Star Trek uniforms can't hide a stiffy.
#2517
<hye> sex caffeine and computing power
<tia> hehe
<hye> the trinity
#41867
<(dank)> so I was hanging at the bar last night, and I see what is possibly the ugliest man I've ever seen sitting close to me
<(dank)> and he's got his hand over his drink, looking around at everyone really suspiciously
<(dank)> I walk over and ask "what the hell are you doing?"
<(dank)> and he says: "someone might slip one o' those date rape drugs into my drink"
#3848
<zedebsky> Coughing sucks, but does get you higher :)
<tonic4> zedebsky, coughing opens up parts of your lungs that usually don't get in air, in the case of smoking, smoke, so thats how it gets you higher
<latez> lol
<latez> we've got a medic
#391
<Zer0sKewl> Haha, I just nuked someone for my first time, Am I elite now?
#297721
<Artifice> Whoever reminded me of bash.org: Fuck you, I just wasted 2 hours, and I'm not done yet
#34227
<NatashaD> Up until this last generation my family refused to breed outside of the german heretage. Then my dad told his mom to get bent and married an Irish woman.
<NatashaD> The Germans won't speak to us, and the Irish won't speak to the Germans, so everyone pretty much leaves us alone.
<NatashaD> I'm not sure what the problem is but because they're all stupid I don't mind not having to talk to them.
<Chris23m{ab}> lol VERY nice
<NatashaD> Except that none of them sent me graduation presents, those ungrateful bastards.
#299603
<cxreg> i'm going to go in to work tomorrow, and tell them that i'm going to fix bugs homeopathically
<cxreg> by inserting a syntax error once every 700 billion lines of code
#33026
<@Keiron> Yahoo search brings up 24,400,000 hits for "porn"
<@Keiron> google brings up 92,700,000 hits for "porn"
<@Arcturus> Google - 300% more Pornful.
Comment: #voices on darkmyst
#1266
<NonFish[> I installed Norton SystemWorks once and it tried to take over my computer =|
<NonFish[> I had to bust a regedit.exe cap in it's bitch ass.
#181
(topanga) I HATE HAVING COMPUTER DREAMS.
#15738
<DWildstar> ARRRCH
<DWildstar> i told a guy at work where to find a password for a server so he
finds it then fucking privmsg's it to me on irc "is this it?"
#27187
<RoseThorn> AFK, having a baby
#11110
(Gopher): my brother has bound F7 to say...
* Gopher wanks
#8704
<prower> check out what i put on e-bay
<tom_> oh god
<tom_> are you trying to sell your sister again
<tom_> i keep telling you its illegal
#30475
<BosHaus> so far I've gotten $250 in the mail
<BosHaus> for graduation
<Defiant> Any girls?
<Rogue> His letterbox is probably too small for that.
#37698
<human39> Rick James died
<Xshare> human39, nooo!
<Xshare> wait..
<Xshare> that means half my school died.
<Xshare> They keep saying they're Rick James.
<Xshare> :-/
<woogs> LOL
Comment: #wht
#54036
<+lax> i feel like an asshole
<+lax> at lunch we couldnt decide if this person was a girl or boy
<+lax> i said it was a girl
<+lax> and so we all chipped in a dollar
<+lax> and someone went over and asked
<+lax> and she started crying
#6491
<SwampFox> "I'm sleeping with several local teens. Find out if your child is one of them at 11."